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I could hear your teeth chattering, mister, do you need a hug?
Kikis are olev
>>13757605Kikis are boring
Moth is love. Moth is life.
I want to marry a Ushi-Oni.
>>13757604Only if I can hug you back.
I want to outyan the yandere!
>>13757613As you open your arms for a hug and walk forward, the yeti blushes and puckers her lips for a kissYou now look like a white guy trying to high five a black guy who was prepared for a fist bump
>>13757604Yes. Yes, I believe I do. Thank you, Yeti. You're too kind. You gonna get trapped in an everlasting hug.>>13757612Yeah, they're pretty nice.
>>13757642The awkwardness just makes it better.And I can just kiss her while hugging her.
gonna give her the B
I want to primcess carry the arch imotou of the Oppai Sabbath.Then I want to go lifting with her
I want to marry a Manticore. There, I said it.
>>13757692Me too.
Can't remember seeing anyone post this before.http://www.hentai-foundry.com/pictures/user/R-E-L-O-A-D/358426/Commission-WeresheepNot sure about the face but nice to see Weresheep get some art regardless.
>>13757692There are a few of you tailpussy sluts, so it's not exactly all that shocking.>>13757703Not enough fluff for a weresheep. Not terrible though.
>>13757642She looks cold. I wonder if she'd take offense if I held her for a bit longer than usual.
>>13757601Would playing keep away using her head be out of line?
>>13757642Paper beats rock, bitch!
>>13757711You'd better take responsibility for hugging a yeti that long, hold her hand and go for long walks in the snow with her
>>13757608Kikis are for brutal irrumation.
you already know the magic words.
>>13757741A-anon...This is a family tier thread. Don't say such lusty things.
>>13757611That moth needs a loving hug
>>13757760Are they please don't sound me?
>>13757761Says with a straight face after posting whatever the fuck that is.
>>13757760That crow is way too cute
>>13757772Nope!That is what she needs
>>13757760I JUST WANT TO HOLD A CROW TENGU IN MY ARMS AND FEEL HER WINGS AROUND ME. I WANT TO KNOW MY EXISTENCE MAKES SOMEBODY HAPPY, GODDAMNIT. WHAT'S THE POINT OF ANYTHING?>>13757775I know, right?
>>13757772Remove moths.
>>13757780Well she may be about as clingy and creepy as it gets but at least she seems to be really faithful and lovingShe just likes the dark and is creepy as hellshe just needs a good hug
>>13757772All the hugs
>>13757785At least he did write the one about the moth that wasn't a crazy lady it was vanilla as fuckGod damn it was beautiful I love the vanilla stuff. Loving handholding and smiles all the way
>>13757774Yup! As I've said. A family, straight, Christian board.
>>13757796I suppose that one was acceptable.Bug things are still gross.
>>13757801You are gross
>>13757801They never bugged me that muchpun absolutely intendedI always thought moths were kinda cute in real life
>>13757803I wonder who or what is behind this post...
why are you people still here can't you move back to /a/ since there's an anime
>>13757805Probably someone who likes to sow discord.
>>13757807Because /a/ will be terrible.
>>13757807No.
>>13757805Just a mothlover obviously. Who else?
>>13757811>implying our all-loving goddess is behind thisHow dare you?
>>13757813i don't care you guys were moved here because your threads weren't /a/ related but now they are so move back already
>>13757807We talk mostly about MGE and some other works. Besides, /a/ is awful.
>Fuse an Ushi-Oni with the powers of a Lava Golem>The rape train physicality of an Ushi-Oni>The over 900 degrees celsius, steel melting, forest burning, husband clinging molten rock body of a Lava Golem>My fucking face when
>>13757816>mothloverDamn bug fuckers. Drink Raid and die.
>>13757807Okay, let me explain something for you. We're a "Monstergirls" thread. Not a EMG thread, not a MGE thread, and not an MGQ thread, just monstergirls in general. Back on /a/ there was a poster we called shitposter-kun who basically wanted us to post nothing but EMG because MGE and MGQ stuff wasn't anime or manga. Eventually the shitposting got so bad we bailed to here and have stayed here ever since. And that's why we're not going back, because they'd just whine that we need to post EMG and only EMG, and we don't want to do that.Also they hated us greentexting, writing stories, or making art that wasn't EMGTL;DR, fuck /a/, we're never going back.
>>13757818Cry more though.
>>13757818make me
>>13757824No
>>13757825My brother of another mother...
>>13757819>Besides, /a/ is awfulwell yeah it gave birth to you sad freaks
>>13757818Your impotent tears won't change our minds.What monstergirl do you guys think would be the saltiest over losing?
>>13757825It was a few people actually, one was a mod abusing his powers to get threads he disliked kicked off the board.
>>13757834>that level of self-awarenessTop kek.
>>13757818Educate yourself faggot, MGE is the main material talked about here and it's neither an anime or manga.
>>13757818MM isn't even the only thing we talk about you goober.
>>13757836>spoilerWurm. She would make you play again and again until she wins.
>>13757782>pointThere is none anon, there is only sufferingFor an end to ALL human suffering, worship Cthulhu-chan today!
>>13757817Daring
>>13757834>well yeah it gave birth to you sad freaksAnon...
>>13757836Devils if you actually outsmart them and it wasn't part of their plan.
>>13757836>What monstergirl do you guys think would be the saltiest over losing?Lilim. Strong and high ranking types never take things not going their way too well.
>>13757844It would be worth it to see the look on her face when she finally wins.She'd have to get good though, I'm not throwing the game and ruining her sense of accomplishment.
Trader Anon reminding everyone my story on Anonkun continues at 7:30 (6 hours from now) EDT, and tonight I'm going to go into the wee hours of the morning so there will hopefully be a lot of progress.Also before that one person asks it will happen if we get to it and if people vote on it. You know who you are
>>13757846Disgusting, who would ever be into this?I could understand if it was Grandberry...
>>13757839Oh yeah, I forgot about that asshole.There's another reason not to go back, that guy was allowed to abuse his power for months.Did he get his power revoked, or is he still around?
I want to lock an alp and an elf in the same room, and see who gets raped by who (or who makes who rape them) first!
WHAT'CHA DOING NERDS!
>>13757858I remember people saying he got canned, but that's pretty had to confirm
>>13757601>My sketch is the op imageg-gosh
>>13757811Fuck that bitchman everything about mgq there were too many smug life psycho bitch in that shit
>>13757862I finished a story last night. Wondering if I should work on another one that I had in mind right away or just cool off for a bit. Also going through my 3DS games for streetpass stuff.
>>13757861They can't rape them by themselves, you will have to help. With your dick.
>>13757866color it already you gobber
>>13757861The trembling hand even trembles.
>>13757866They're pretty neat, so that's no suprise.
>>13757861Rape? I don't see any male in the room
>>13757862Adding pictures to my Elf folder.
>>13757881Elves are love.
>>13757880Throw a dildo in there.
>>13757890>Yuri
>>13757886I want to fondle an elf's ears
>>13757894>that's yuri somehowHow.
>>13757886Nothing sexier than a loving smile
How do shotas survive on MGC?
>>13757901Fuck off with your bait.
>>13757901>two females>no male>not yuriw0t?
>>13757861>Lock an Alp in the same room with an Elf and pump in aphrodisiacs through the air vents>You figure it's a better idea to let them have a trial by fuck to see who gets to do what or if /u/ MGs actually exist>Leave them in there for a few days>Open the door, expecting them to have schlicked themselves into a coma>Instead you see the Alp slamming her hips into the Elf as if she's fucking her doggystyle, but due to the lack of a cock she has to rub her clit with the spade tip of her tail, and provide narrative"Hora hora? How is it you bitch? I wonder how tight Master will find you once he's shoving his big-- hard-- cock into you!">Nibbles on the Elf's ears and flaps her wings>The Elf's wiggling her hips asking for your mock-seed and as they both climax, you swallow hard at the erection your sporting>Bad move, very bad move>Both of their ears twitch, and they rise up, locking onto your groin with their laser guided cockseeking eyes>Spend the rest of the weekend having such sex that when the maids and butlers find you two days later the entire holding room reeks of sex>The Elf has multiple nibble and bite marks on her ears, and a rosy red ass from the spankings you gave her>The Alp has gone from being an androgynous little thing to a full bodied, voluptuous woman, her heavy breasts resting on the side of your face>Both of them have enough seed leaking out of them that it'd be a small wonder if they didn't wind up pregnant"Yare yare...">It's the old Kitsune maid you've known since childhood, and she wakes you up by throwing a water bucket on you, staring at you sternly as you cough and gag on water"You never know how to hold back your hand, do you? Idiot master.""I leave you alone for one weekend and you do this. What will the other Houses say if they found you fucking an Elf and... that -thing-?">They become your personal maids>TFW having glorious threesomes on a nightly basis with an Elf and Succubus
>>13757894Is actually a thing in MGE out of frustration or to corrupt a human girl.I could imagine a Manticore having the worst no-sex streak of her life letting out her frustrations on some innocent girl running errands outside the village for example. Tracing her claw between the girl's breasts and pretending she's going to eat her before commencing with angry scissoring and giving her a face full of tail pussy before discarding her mindbroken body by the side of the road the moment she sees a man.
>>13757910By having Onee-sans.
>>13757611>>13757795>>13757803>>13757816I WANT TO FUCK A MOTH
>>13757913I know exactly why I have this boner. And why stop at threesomes? Invite the old Kitsune along for some fun.
>>13757915But having onee-sans it's probably dangerous for a shota
>>13757913Will the Kitsune maid save her master from the debauchery?
>>13757930>a Gray tailed, experienced Kitsune maid will never instruct your stage three alp and elf maids on the proper way to please you, a smug grin on her face.>You will never release into her, causing her to shiver with delight>You will never watch her smug grin collapse as you grunt that the condom has a hole and her contraceptives are actually fertility boosters
>>13757910By having bodyguards
>>13757942>smug grin collapse Dropped. I like them as smug as possible.
>>13757942>That spoilerAnon, that implies that she didn't know already.
>>13757942>SpoilerUnexpected creampies are my fetish.Although knowing craft old foxes she probably poked the hole in it herself.
>>13757948>>13757951But Anons, what'll the other houses think if you got a servant pregnant?
>>13757939An Onee-san would never hurt her otouto.
>>13757703>no fluffFENGA PAPIT!
>>13757958What if she rapes him first so her scent is all over him and nobody else tries to do anything.
>>13757972She wouldn't rape him.She'd rub herself all over him every morning, but she wouldn't rape him.
Man it suck trying to go through all the writefag stuff to find something that isn't some smug life shitFuck smug life bitches
>>13757974I highly doubt it
>>13757958Yeah, and I imagine they would be pretty safe with their sisters scent on them. Now, if he ever tried anything with her, or showed any real interest in her...
>>13757930>>13757940>Get interrupted one day in your making fuck with the Alp and Elf duet as you finger them both from behind, their asses in the air on the bed"Master. Stop. We need to have a 'talk'.">It's the Kitsune maid, she's in nothing but a sheer negligee, and you can feel yourself getting harder at her full hips, breasts, and the way she titillates you with hiding her landing strip of grey fur and her breasts with her tails"You... really?">She gives you a sly smile"Ever since that day we found you I've wanted a taste.">A shiver runs up your spine as she pushes your chin upwards with her index finger, giving you an 'Mmm' as she strokes your member"Besides, it's not like this isn't anything I haven't seen before.">Try to back away, but she snaps her fingers and the Alp and Elf are restraining you from behind"Girls, make the young master comfortable.">They give her an enthusiastic "AYE AYE!" and pull you onto the bed, groping your balls and stroking you>Both of them are eyeing your member like its candy, but stop from having a deep throating grapple fight when the Kitsune clears her throat"Not now. But do make sure he doesn't shoot off too early. The poor boy's never had a mature woman's pussy, and i'm afraid he may find it too... stimulating.">They giggle and hold your cock tight as the Kitsune straddles you"Oh... God!">You moan out as she sinks her hips onto yours, pelvic bones meeting as her fox pussy devours your cock>As she's riding you, the Alp is licking your shaft of her nectar and your juices while the Elf rubs you all over or sucks the Kitsune's breasts>Eventually you wind up in doggy style, slamming your hips into the Kitsune's pussy as the Alp watches from underneath>Her tails wrap around you and caress you all over, oh so soft>You can't pull out as her powerful vaginal muscles give a long, languid suck>Your third orgasm for the day, and all three maids smile smugly when you collapse onto the bed"Welcome home, Master <3~"
>>13757990>her full hips, breasts, and the way she titillates you with hiding her landing strip of grey fur and her breasts with her tailsYes. Fucking yes. Older women are love.
>>13757983It's true though, she'd never forcibly take him.She'd wait for him to ask for it, because he will ask for it.
>>13757997
>>13758002>you will never have a lewd onee-san rub herself all over you every morning>she will never avoid your morning wood on purpose>she will never stop right before you cum, smugly giggling at your predicament>you will never break one day, begging for release>she will never oblige, leading to a whole day of loving onee-san femdomTruly the world is not fair
>>13758029Eh fuck smug life bitches
>>13758029Good, I don't want it anyway.
>>13758036Is this the hot new meme?
>>13758029Why live
>>13758036>>13758050Man you are entitled to your own opinions
>Come, let us spar!
>>13758068If only she had some muscle.
>>13757913>>13757990Yes sir, I do like it.
>>13758068I can't punch a ryu it'll rain for weeks!
>>13758029>You will never manage to shove off a MG that's trying to deny your orgasm long enough to make yourself come, pointlessly ejaculating on the floor much to her annoyance.
>>13758068I want to have a deathwish and touch the reverse scale then whisper lewd things to her ears!
>>13758096Are you prepared to take responsibility anon?
>>13758068How do you think a Ryu would react to someone jumping on her back and grabbing her horns?
>>13758103In public or in private?In public, you get dead.In private, you get sex.
>>13758085T-thanks?
>>13758113What if it was her little sister though?
>>13758101All i know is that i am prepared to fuck some dragon cloaca.
>>13758116Imouto gets her body tied in a knot.
>>13758113>In public, you get dead.At least it was her horns and not her boobs, girl should go easy on me.
>>13758121For whatever reason that made me think of Ryu Twins. One of them's serious and graceful, while the other one is energetic and crude.The energetic one is trying to get you into her sister's metaphorical pants.
>>13758068Very well, but can you survive my dragon punch?
Man I wonder how all those Paladins feel after finding out alot of their finances for training and selecting men to get physically ripped to go seek monster girls are funded by Tanuki's and monster girls.Being a paladin must be suffering.
>>13758054Fresh off the pressesthe dank new meme a out loving relationships instead of bitches being bitchesstrange concept I know
>>13758145>training and education for free>sufferingSure mate.
>>13758150Please don't bully the femdoms.
>You will never live a prefectly normal life in a normal human family until one day your parents adopt a monster girl to watch over you.Roll for who you get http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random
>>13758150What wasn't loving about that onee-san thing?
>>13758184Muhfuggin Mothman.
>>13758184>AmazonWell, I'll be safe.Can't say the same about my pelvis though.
>>13758184>Succubuseh
>>13758184>http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Dark_ValkyrieRight on the mark. Best person to watch over me and whatever I say.
>>13758184>SahuaginWait, I thought she was supposed to watch over me, not me watching over her.
>>13758184>Kraken
>>13758184http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Red_OniHehehehhh
>>13758184>LilimWhat
>>13758184>YoukoBut I don't want to make Dark Demon Realms!
>>13758184>dwarfI... I think I'm ok with this. Yeah, I think I am.
>>13758184>ChesireHow fucked i am?
>>13758184>WyvernAnd from that day, I was a dragoon.
>>13758184More of Seeing Eye Werepuppy when?
>>13758201>Having one of the strongest monster girls as a sister.You're fine.
>>13758184>cheshrie cat i don't know how i should feel about this
>>13758214I'm fine from other girls, but about her...
>>13758184>MerrowOkay.
>>13758204>They're also called "keikou-no-bijo" (women so beautiful they can steal a ruler's heart and put the nation in danger) and it's certainly true that they will cause human order to crumble and a country to transform, with the order of the monsters, consumed by pleasure focused around them and their husband, replacing it. >In the uncivilized "Mist continent," it is said that kyubi-no-kitsune rule and a devilish paradise that we can say is truly debaucherous is spreading, where humans and monster are consumed with thoughts of having sex according to their desires, they can enjoy pleasure and copulation all day every day whether awake or sleeping.>whether awake or sleeping"No baka gaijin, it's hyperbole, HYPERBOLE!"Fuck you KC.
>>13758221What's so scary about her?I mean, sure your parents might come home completely corrupted but that doesn't mean anything!
>>13757861I want to take the winner to Wonderland and corrupt them into a chubby Jabberwock
>>13758225>Parents come home >Now they're an incubus and a succubus>They also gave your hand in marriage to the Lilim without your consent
>>13758235Guess who's staying in the retirement home on christmas?
>>13758235>Plot twist, the lilim is actually a loli and she's actually 13>She calls you oniichan and just wants to play vidya with you.>Until she's older at least>Then she challenges you to smash with the winner getting to be on top or determines the position.
>>13758184>MindflayerI don't know what all this adoption talk is. We've known each other since we were kids. Hell, our parents are already arranging the wedding.
>>13758184>ChimaeraMulti personality onee-san? Perfect.
>>13758266>smashPic of lilim souring through the air as she's kicked out of a house when?
Would you accept a girl that didn't have a human mouth structure?
>>13758266>You'll never have a tomboy Lilim childhood friend.>You'll never meet her after she chased off some monstergirls who were bullying you on the playground.>You'll never grow up together hanging out and playing Vidya>The two of you will never do a victory lap around the house after beating a particularly difficult game.>She'll never start developing feelings for you once the two of you hit puberty.>She'll never confess to you when you're both 16, after a day of Smash Bros.>You'll never accept her feelings and become her boyfriend.>You'll never marry your Tomboy Lilim childhood friend after you graduate college.God fucking damn it, Why has life denied me the childhood friend romance I want so badly?
>>13758285No.
>>13758285Gross.
>>13758285You wouldn't dom a beegirl would you?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3vPV_WeQxV8
>>13758285What, if she's beastman she has a snout? If she's a bug, like a butterfly or bee she doesn't have a mouth but a proboscis? I can't be doing with this.jpg
>>13758293This is rape
>>13758289How about you think back to elementary school on the playground, and how you behaved and who you spent your time with, and maybe you'll have the answer.
>>13758223Most of the written material is useless thanks to the type of character KC claims is creating the MGE.
>>13758282You no like smash?
>>13758300She was in the forster system so she left after bonding for like a year.
[cute moth noises]http://puu sh/iVx1x/9a7445b134.webm
>>13758213Who did that again, I can't remember his name.
>>13758326Nyan
>>13758300I had a cute tomboyish childhood friend but we moved away...
>>13758331Thanks anon!
>>13758300I was shy and didn't talk to many people.Also my phase of "Girls are weird" lasted until I was 14.Younger me ruined it for me.
>>13758184Kitsune-bi. Not bad, of course I'd prefer an actual physical kitsune.
>>13758333No problem.Everyone should experience the cute.I want to be the retired, veteran caretaker of a trio of loli monster girls in the adventurers guild, chasing after their hijinks as best I can with the crippled leg I have.
>>13758300I think about how in that catholic school one of my friends would sometimes sneak in a bucket full of snakes during recess.
>>13758266>>13758289>monsters>especially succubi>waiting until they're older
>>13758351Loli lilim is pure girlShe wants to build a blanket fort and watch Megas XLR with Oniichan.
>>13758351Why are you assuming that she waited until they were married?
>>13758184>Will-o-wispMy parents can't be this stupid.
>>13758355yes they can they're your parents
>>13758350>Going to Catholic SchoolShame, shame, shame, shame.
>>13758353>Monsters>Pure>Lilims>The ones that with the DE of all the monsters coursing through them>WaitingYou owe me a new pair of sides.
>>13758184>KakuenDamn, I'm gonna strike that ass.
>>13758386Don't spank the monkey.
>>13758353>lilim digs giant robotsNice.>Laying together in blanket fort>Watching Megas together>Start pretend giant robot fight once it's over>Blanket fort collapses on us>She's laying on top of me under the blanket as we laugh>Laughter slowly fades and we both become aware of the situation>Both of us are blushing hard as we stare at each other>You feel a weird sensation in your pants from your first erection>Lilim notices as it pokes into her thigh>She's confused but instinct slowly takes over>She gently begins to stroke and rub it>It's not long before your first orgasm arrives>Her hands are coated in your first seed>She sniffs at it, curious, before taking a few small tastes>Years later, you both become subconsciously aroused whenever you watch any sort of mecha
>>13758394Unicorn would drive them to ahego.
>>13758404So would SEED and SEED Destiny cause the opposite effect?
>>13758184>HoneybeeIf she's anything like Bibi from Monmusu Gakuen then this could be the greatest thing ever.
>>13758409Yes, it would kill the mood so hard.SO HARD.
>>13758184>HarpyNo problems here...that is, until she demands that she perch on your shoulder.
>>13758404>Lilim schlicking while watching Gundam>She's been careful to hold out for the end of the fight>'Here I go!!!'>This is it. her pace begins to pick up>'This hand of mine is burning red!'>Her pussy is probably white hot>'It's loud roar tells me to grasp victory!'>'BAKUNETSU! GOD! FINGEEER!!!'>One hand reaches as deep inside as she can as the other toys with her clit>'HEAT! END!'>She cums as the poor robot explodes>She rides out her orgasm for the last few minutes of the episode>Goes to clean up as the credits roll>Her chair is absolutely soaked in her secretionsBetween building models & replacing her chair, her mecha love is getting expensive
>>13758337Mine lasted till I was 8 at which point I just had no idea how to talk around girls which lasted until I was pretty much done high school. Sucks, don't it?
>>13758184>Khepri>have to share a bathroom with her and they is demonic energy balls everywhere after she gets out
>>13758438I've just imagined a pirate with a Harpy instead of a parrot on his shoulder
>>13758448Yep.That would be wonderful.
>>13758068B-but I haven't defeated Sheng Long yet.
>>13758184WeresheepAll is right with the world.
>>13758184>WerewolfJust what I WANted.
>>13758448I'd stick my heatrod in her cockpit.
>>13758184>KrakenOh my
>>13758184>JinkoNot an option. Rerolling.>Original Chief GodHeh. Rerolling.>Sea SlimeFat lot of good a jellyfish is going to do for watching over me. Am I going to get magic gills and just hide under her dress and tentacles for most of my childhood?
>>13758475>scans never
>>13758478>Jinko>Not an optionI didn't know taste this shit existed.
>>13758478>Not an optionMan, you're STILL salty over that voting, Alp.
>>13758478>Jinko>Not an option. Rerolling.Nyanon please.
>>13758478Poor Jinko.She can stay with my harpy and me for the duration...
>>13758475>Your kraken onee-san will never gently take your virginity
>>13758472>Thugdere Werewolf sister.I need this.
>>13757799>negimaNow I know the depths of your depravity
>>13758511Negima was Ok.
What a nice-looking moth lady.
>>13758539Is the translation for the second part a work in progress?
>>13758539I would tell her to fuck off. Because she is worse monster girl.
>>13758562You're the worst organism in ever, but you don't see me complaining.
>>13758546yes
>>13758562I want to tell you to fuck off. She's a love.
>>13758567If you're the one translating it, keep up the good work.
>People that don't understand deep love
>>13758577Deep love my dick, bitch is a fucking crazy whore.
>>13758577Too much crazy. I prefer my Moths bashful and fluffy
>>13758577I understand and adore it.
>>13758587You can be certain there are plenty of MGs that would deep love your dick.
>>13758577I know right?
>>13758577>tfw no yandere moth to give you nursing handjobs
>>13758593Mantis truly are best.
>>13758595I don't want crazy monster girls anywhere near my dick.
>>13758184>Hellhound Atleast i'll be safe. Permanently
>>13758593That's not deep love, she's just farming for armor components>>13758597While this may be my fetish, A) still too much yan, and B) blue board
>>13758602No they're not.Mantis a shit.
>>13758606Rude.
>>13758577>yandere>moth0/2, remove pls.
>>13758603Are you a paladin?
>>13758605Shes farming for armor components by killing anyone who dares think of harming or stealing away her husband.She already made armor out of a Sabbath cultist and a Hellhound.
>>13758602Would a mantis oneesan counter troll the smug squad to protect her otouto?
Line 907http://pastebin.com/VXPQf0pW>Loli-Oni's VacationIn which Darling initially gets mistaken for a faceless fat man. I also think I'll add a date for the latest update to series titles from now on, in case anyone trawls the pastebin looking for new updates.
She's perfect.
>>13758615No she'd go Dark Brotherhood on them.With her maximum Sneak skill you wouldn't even notice her if she was crouching right in front of you.
>>13758620Tits too big, fingers too creepy. 8/10
>>13758610No.I just don't stick my dick in crazy.
>>13758615If by troll you mean 'hunt them down one by one, pin them to the wall, hold a blade to their throat, and make them all swear to never touch him again under the threat of decapitation, all while wearing that same emotionless stare', then yes.
>>13758626>too bigGet the fuck out of here.
>>13758626>Tits too big>Too bigWhat am I reading?
>>13758626>Too big>Too creepy Not seeing it.
>>13758626>Tits too bigthere are no words for this level of faggotry
>>13758626>Not liking big tits>Not liking creepy
>>13758184>MantisI never really talk that much. So will we develop telepathy or something?
>>13758577Crazy moth is love.
>>13758617This is out of the blue, but does Mina have a pear shaped body?Also, the ab-job portion surprisingly boner inducing.
>>13758448This cum on my hand, and on my chair, this must be the work of the Dark Gundam and KYYYYOOOOOOOJJJJJJJIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
>>13758653>pear shaped bodySort of, yes. Her hips aren't huge, but they're definitely the widest part of her.
What sort of things would a MG say to you that would turn you into an embarrassed pile of mush?
>>13758680"I love you."
>>13758680"I'm pregnant~"
>>13758680all she'd have to say was "love you" and I'd most likely die
>>13758680Tell me how cute I am while giving me headpats.
>>13758680"You're so cute/handsome""I'm glad I have you""I love you""Get over here, I want to cuddle""You'll be a great father"
>>13758680My Beloved. You're the best.Alternately, there's... Tonight. You.
>>13758680Nothing.Because I wouldn't believe her.
>>13758680"I know what you get off to, you dirty boy"
>>13758680This>>13758683I have such a massive inferiority complex I can barely talk to a girl in a romantic context. If a cute MG told me that I'd be done.
>>13758680Anything that includes "ara ara" and "boya" in the same phrase
>>13758694I know that feel.Hopefully, she'll be the kind who will never give up saying those kinds of things.
>>13758680Anything positive. I'm probably easily manipulated by a cute monster girl that knows how lonely I am.I'd probably end up falling prey to even a Matango if she used some sweet talk.
>>13758680"I will protect your smile"
>>13758708Oh she totally would.
>>13758694>>13758708>"Ara ara, if you're not going to believe my words I'm going to have to show your body I mean it"
>>13758719>Your smile will never protect you.
>>13758708>At work doing your usual stuff >You haven't been in a good mood today.>A MG customer picks up on that quickly and tells you to cheer up and that you're doing a great job >You give her some half-assed answer that she doesn't buy.>She tells you she's going to come by everyday to cheer you on
>>13758726Hnnng
>>13758719But that's my line.
>>13758680>>13758699"Ara ara, did you really hope to confess to me today, boya?"
>>13758735Oh great, working a shit job and now I have to deal with an annoying customer every day.Wonderful.
>>13758739M-Maybe
>>13758303Oh I like to smash, but Smash is shit. No depth,
>>13758743To make things even better she's probably a species you don't even like, and she'll probably cock-block all your attempts to hit on monstergirls you do like.
>>13758753Or worse, she already has a husband.
>>13758726>And then she has sex with you after which she whispers those words to you again>"Now do you believe me?"
>>13758760If she had a husband why the hell would she cock-block you or bother you that much?
>>13758767>"No."
>>13758769Maybe she's trying to get her CC sister to make a move on him.
>>13758769Maybe she's trying to hook you up with her daughter who is out of town or a neet?
>>13758778Is the CC sister embarrassed by her sister's antics?
>>13758770>"I guess you need more convincing then.">Round two
>>13758788The answer will be the same until she leaves me alone for good.
>>13758617>More Hot-Hot-Hot Loli OniHooray!I wonder if I should elaborate on that Loli Oni short I wrote...
>'Sup nerd? What'cha doin', just dweebin' it up? >Hey, you should be happy! You get a whole table in the lunchroom all to yourself! Haha!>Nice shirt. What? Your mom buy that for ya?>Hey, nerd, I'm a few dollars short for lunch. You got me covered, right? Otherwise, I might not be wearing this shades next time I see ya.>Hey, do your parents ever, like...yell and hit each other or anything? Oh...yeah, forget I said anything, alright?
>>13758793Well then this might go on for awhile.
>You will never be breastfed by a Holstaurus
>>13758816I give her an hour at the most.
>>13758816Different anon. I feel like an ass already for not responding to her advances as an alpha should.
>>13758817>You will never catch a fairy in a butterfly net and tie her to a table and rip out her wings.
>>13758808>implying status effects work on meHow 'bout you go fuck yourself.
>>13758801>elaborate on that Loli Oni short I wrotePlease do.
>>13758818What if it goes on far longer than an hour? Like a few days or something?
>>13758808I want to help her deal with her negative feelings in a positive and healthy way so she'll be able to be a fulfilling and happy adult life.
>>13758832That wouldn't happen.
>>13758839It's gonna happen anon. You're gonna get appreciated
>>13758843Never! You can't make me happy you fuck!
>>13758808Time to dump a bucket of ice water over the bitch, see who's laughing then.
Long-tongued girls are the best. >Akaname>Frog girls>Certain Succubi
>>13758822Dude, what's your problem?
>>13758849>Mindflayers
>>13758847I don't think that will make things any better.
>>13758854It will probably make her cry and shiver being a lamia. Enough time to steal back the lunch money and spit in her face.
>>13758849I want to grab her tongue and lead her around..
>>13758866But the underlying issues that lead to her being a bully will still be there.
>>13758808You want to get soaked again? Are you a masochist?
>>13758873Whatever, that's not his problem.
>>13758873You know how you deal with bullies? Hit them harder than you dare, show them fucking with you is bad business.
>>13758846That just spurs her on to try even more. She's going to keep at it until you believe her. Even doing things other than sex.
>>13758881Or you could get her help from a therapist for something.
What monstergirls are best at protecting human boys' smiles?
>>13758881But what stops them from putting you back in your place after you try to put them in theirs? What's to keep them from escalating when you try to rearrange the pecking order?>>13758894The ones who genuinely care about protecting them. The ones who won't stand around and do little to nothing when those smiles are gone.
>>13758894>having smiles in the first placePlebs.
Which would you prefer?Eating a freshly baked bake with Wurm, Sandworm, and Dragon that was made by Dragon's mother?Or drinking chocolate milk with Jabberwock since her Lilim friend is absent today?
>>13758626not big enough
>>13758902>freshly backed bakeThat sounds like a dream
>>13758902>baked bakeBaked PIE.Son of a bitch.
>>13758902Jabberwock sounds nice
>>13758902You had me at Dragon.
>>13758894Onis, Lilims, Lamias, Yetis, Amazons, Jabberwocks, Your Waifu.
>>13758912>Amazons
>>13758915Yes anon, Amazons.
>>13758915What's wrong with them? They just want to keep you safe.
>>13758891I'm not her dad, fuck her.>>13758897If you do it right, none will dare.
>>13758927>none will dareWell now we know that you don't know shit about anything relating to this.Were you home schooled or something?
>>13758927But anon, her dad can't help her as her's either an abuser and/or is being abused. She clearly needs help from an outside source.This way you'll both be happy.
>>13758925>>13758926>Amazons>Protecting anything>Not being the worst monstergirl in MGE
>>13758900I doubt saying you never had a smile to begin with will dissuade them from trying.
>>13758915Well he said human boys, not human men.
>>13758897Are you aware of the concept of first strike in military theory? It's like that. You escalate first, and do so with such force that your cripple your opponent's ability to respond.
>>13758936>Worst monstergirl.I don't know about you guys, but I'd rather take an Amazon over a Matango or Cait Sith anyday.
>>13758936Why would you get analpained at certain monstergirls for arbitrary reasons?Why would you get upset at nearly every mention of a monstergirl you don't like?
>>13758931>you don't know shitYou American? Sorry, where I'm from we're not afraid to fight, and we don't make a fuss over every little scrap.
>>13758946>Are you AmericanWell now I know you're from /pol/ now.Time to filter.
>>13758937But why protect what isn't there?
>>13758943At least those two don't force you to act like a woman
>>13758936I might be a hardcore maledomfag, but really? The worst?I don't think so.
>>13758936Amazons are lovely ladies. I want an Amazon to hold me in her arms as she feels me all over.
>>13758936Thank you for the hot opinions.
>>13758952>maledomfagNo you're not, nobody here is a maledom.
>>13758950>taking care of the house and cooking things are only things women can doAh fuck it. Arguing with you is like arguing with a brick wall.
>>13758949No you see they'll try to get your smile and then protect it.
>>13758947>muh /pol/Okay faggot.
>>13758950I want to bitchslap an Amazon and call her a pervert for spying me while i'm taking a shower!
>>13758957Since you obviously know better, you might telling me my PIN? I seem to have forgotten...
>>13758957Fuck you.
>>13758942Any more nuggets of armchair general wisdom to share?
>>13758963That's what happens when you use a communal shower.
>>13758965>mind telling me
>>13758963>Not letting her watch
>>13758959Never, they can't make me.
>>13758958>taking care of the house and cooking things are only things women can doYou're right, betas can also do it
>>13758957>Here be bait
>>13758977No. But they sure can try.
>>13758950>force you to act like a womanHow? They won't hit you.Just tell her to fuck off. There, problem solved.
>>13758970Hey, I actually have to study this sort of stuff.
>>13758987Who am I to tell them how to waste their time?
>>13758975Is she allowed to jump on you? Cuz if not, I would try to see how much I could taunt her and get away with.
>>13758979But housecare and cooking are really useful skills to know if you ever plan to be independent
>>13759005Big loli thighs
>>13759005>Dem wide loli-hipsFantastic.
>TFW she thinks you're going to cheat on her with Visuvius BBA
>>13759005That's a bottom heavy fox. Just the way I like them.
Tell me a daughteru cuter than a harpy.Protip: you can't
>>13759036Werekitten, Hellpup.
The Sabbath would be improved with Elin thighs
>>13759012The huh?
>>13759036Mine.
>>13759036
>>13759041big fat elin thighs you say?
>>13759041My headcanon is way ahead of you.
>>13759005That kitloli is made for tucking into bed tenderly and then getting in with her to hug affectionately, falling asleep together with.I'd make sure she feels safe and secure with my arms around her, and delight in the sensation of her gentle, rhythmic breaths as she sleeps, ears flapping and tails wagging against my skin.
>>13759047Cute as fuck.
>>13759036Your favorite one
>>13759052Gay: The Post.
>>13759036I can't think of any.
>>13759056The fact that MG daughterus never seem to inherit any traits from their dad bothers me.
>>13759062Genetics are all chance.
>>13759058Did she just hatch with clothes?
>>13759038>>13759046Wrong. Harpies are the cutest and the best.>>13759045>>13759056Wrong unless the answer is a harpy.>>13759058You got it right.
>>13759062That's not true. Cheshire daughterus inherit their father's dick.I'm sorry.
>>13759064It's a guaranteed 50%.
>>13759047Based Mojarin and his Elin obsession.
>>13759036Lamia>Curls around your leg for rides around the house>Coils up in your lap for a warm nap>Pretending to be a rattlesnake>Tickles & raspberries on her long tummy>Lifting up to the cookie jar because she can't quite stretch far enough yet>Watching her pretend to be a water snake at bath time
>>13759072>spoilerYou shoule be.
>>13759057Lolis are made for loving and protecting. If dicking happens, it happens, but you don't go in just to dick her.
I want to do her doggy style.
>>13759052I was thinking about intercurial, but that'll do too.
>>13759072Dohoho, you bet those smug, albeit plump little asses of theirs are going to get the daddy D.
>>13759067Is being wrong your fetish? It sure seems like it.
>>13759088Does she like it ruff?
>>13759084Gay 2: The Gayening.
>>13759062Well, when your gender and species are locked in, there's only so much they can really inherit>Hair & eyes>Skin tone maybe>Height & build possibly
>>13759095Only if you can deliver instead of being all bark and no bite.
>>13759090Stop this.
>>13759109That would be a start. Usually, all I see are clones.
>>13759113You say this, but then you post that...
>>13759084Except Kitsch herself is for cumflating and fucking until she's pregnant with your kits.
>>13759113Boy, that's fucking gross.
>>13759114That's more of an animu style thing than something specific to monster girls.
>>13759084This. If she wants the D is fine but forcing her to accept the D is not ok.
>>13759125Are you a dire wolf?
>>13759098I'm going to cherish and nurture that loli kitsune, and there's nothing you can do about it.I'm going to brush her tails and her hair, help her get dressed into her shrine kimono, and play with her in the bath every night.It'll be so pure and innocent, it'll make Yotauba& look like Bible Black.
>>13759129I guess that's sorta true. There's no excuse for the colors though.
>>13759134I'm neither a dire wolf nor do I condone that disgusting story, faggot.There are other stories with her.
>>13759121Because you need to see how disgusting it is. Watching your proportionally massive cock fill her up. Her tight, tiny pussy gripping you like a vice. Handling her little hips as you pound her little ass. Her face contorted in a mixture of pain and lust. Her little stomach bulging out as you drain your balls into her still-developing womb.It's gross.
>>13759126Gay 3: Gays of Future Past>>13759131Gay 4: Back To Gayness
>>13759140I condone all kinds of faggotry done to cheeky loli kitsunes.
>>13759150Movie Titles X: It's super clever, right?
>>13759136Until the time comes for someone to mat that fur with semen. It will happen, it is nature. Whether you let someone else do it, or do it yourself, is inconsequential.
Trader Anon again, Live on Anonkunhttp://anonkun.com/stories/monster-girl-engagement/SFsYm33TcSXz3zcdw/monster-girl-engagement-session-3/nLEzzFrrRYAwd77Wn
>>13759156Jelly.
>>13759166Yes summer-kun, jelly is pretty great.
>>13759166>not gay 5: the gay strikes back
>>13759146It is indeed gross. Why I am so disgusted I want you to tell me more so I may reject it thoroughly in the future!
>>13759169Drat!
>>13759168I'm sure you'd think so, you love your buttsex so.
>>13759184I only do it because your waifu insists on it.Could do without it, honestly, but you know how she is...
I want to raise a loli matango in a plant pot. I'll keep her sheltered from the world, shielding her from people's fear and prejudice.
>>13759171Oh, it gets even worse!When she sees how happy it makes you, she's going to think that it's okay. She won't resist whenever you come back to her. And to make it even worse, she may even start to like it! She'll actively start to seek you out for sex. Climbing up onto your lap while you watch TV, her underage pussy soaked & burning with desire. Climbing into the shower with you, held up into the air as you pound her against the wall. Waking you up to the sound of her moaning, her legs splayed open to give a perfect view of her tiny slit stretched around your cock as her hips buck wildly.And it only gets worse once her mom joins in.
>>13759189You absolute madman! You let her ruin your asshole with that dildo of hers? She never could convince me to try it, you are a hell of a trooper. Look me up once you alp. I'll introduce you to a buddy of mine.
>>13759193A mother? Doing that to her child? Inconceivable! You lie!
>>13759196Wait, how would I alp from fucking her in the ass?I must consult the guide immedately.
>>13759191Take her to Wonderland so you can have the superior Mad Hatter
>>13759199Oh I wish I was.You would think that she'd be the voice of reason, but no. Once she finds out, she'll join in on the debauchery. Instructing her daughter on proper foreplay and oral sex. Helping her perform her first blowjob, ecouraging her to take her father's cock to the back of her throat. whispering lewd praise as she tearfully swallows his thick load. Teasing & suckling her budding breasts and rubbing her clit as daddy buries himself in her pussy. Lewdly kissing her, fingering and eating out her own daughter as daddy stokes himself watching. Instructing her to do the same to her, riding her husbands cock tauntingly as papa eats her out. Grooming her into a perfect little cocksleeve to bear daddy's children.Truly there is nothing more debased than that.
>>13759146>>13759193>>13759215
>>13759152Yeah, but Aftyn's kind of a fag so it all evens out.
>>13759215I am shocked and appalled sir!Are you sure there's nothing worse?
>>13759215I hope someone's capping these.
>>13759220I'm trying to prove a point. The only way people will stop wanting to sleep with their daughters is if they understand every single perverted, vile action that it entails.
>>13759206Well, I doubt she'd appreciated you waving your micropenis at her. Surely she did you a favor by removing it and showing you your true purpose. Aren't you happy and grateful?
>>13759232And I want you to keep telling me about every single perverted, vile action thoroughly so that I can comprehend the gravity of the situation.
>>13759235Micro or not, she still said it was bigger than her husbands. She was rather passive-aggresive about it though. Might I suggest couples counseling?
>>13759248Now I get it, this idiot got into the wonderland tea again. You got to kick that habit man, it will not make a man again. You knew what you were getting into once you decided to be a shank warmer.
>>13759215I am shocked and appalled. I refuse to believe there are people out there, who'd visit such debauchery on their daughterus.
>Be part of a platonic threesome.>Yourself, one other guy, and a girl.>Thought about asking the girl out, but decided not to out of respect for the friendship>Go camping with your two best friends one day>Sleep in the car>Wake up in the middle of the night to find the girl blowing you>Figure out that she and the other guy have been screwing each other behind your back for who knows how longWhat do?Does anybody remember the name of this doujin?
>>13759265I really wanna know what it is with you and your "me being an alp" fantasy.Is there something you wanna tell me?
>>13759276Tell these people to leave my life with utmost urgency.
>>13759271>implying
>>13759282CoiledSex
>>13759228No. Unless... Oh, no. Surely, you don't think...That she would raise her own children to be the same way? Grooming them from a young age to be slaves to their father's cock. Until their entire family is nothing but several generations, all sired by one man. All of them clambering over his body, desperate to to feel some part of their beloved father on them, inside of them. Satisfying their horrid urges in an endless, incestuous orgy. Until the day finally comes when they are finally called to bear their father's children. Locked away with him for the entire night as he endlessly pumps his seed into them, impregnating each daughter in turn to bear the next generation. As the rest of the family loses all control, assaulting one another to the sounds of their new sisters being conceived with papa.Surely nobody could be so base as to do that.
>>13759276What's this have to do with monstergirls again?
>>13759292I figured that when I said "Girl" people would just infer "Monster Girl" in the given situation.
>>13759286Lies and slander!
>>13759231If no one else does, I will when it's all said and done.
>>13759276Putting aside that I wouldn't be in that situation to begin with, tell them both to fuck off. She is clearly a slut, and he didn't have a decency to mention it. Terrible people.
>>13759291Absolutely revolting!
>>13759291pretty gross tbh
>>13759280You poor alp, you don't even recognize yourself, you're too far gone.
>>13759291Truly horrendous, but how can a man defy such a fate? The gods made boners so much stronger than us, surely, there must be a reason to for all this.
>>13759286MFW I wrote that
>>13759343You're projecting so hard, people can see you two galaxies away.
>>13759358MFW Screencap-kun posts my shit in here all the time to try and get a reaction out of me.MFW Kosm
>>13759343I want to Alp you.
>>13759367Why no, I'm not of that persuasion, but if you accept yourself, I'd be happy to introduce you to a guy, or guys, if you're eager to become the cumdumpster you were always meant to be.
I want to fuck a pudgy lazy Alp and spoil her and treat her like a Princess
Hello, my name is Sister Price And I would like to share with you the most amazing book
>>13759378What book?
>>13759378No, you fuck off.
>>13759378Man stop using my waifu to shitpost you ass.
>>13759276I do not, sounds good.Fuck her rotten duh.
>>13759354We must stay strong, brother. Spread the word to everyone who will listen. We must work together to avoid fucking our daughters. Rise above the temptation of her small, young form. Push aside the fantasies of her pussy wrapped around your cock. Fight to make the image of your cock bulging up in her stomach revolting. Make the cries of ecstasy as she cums on her papa's dick akin to nails on a chalkboard. Drive away thought of your sperm swimming in her nubile womb as your cum oozes from er little snatch.Expose yourself to these vile images every day to remind yourself of how horrible they are. Spend as much time alone with your daughter as possible to remind yourself of how much you love her. Together, we can put an end to the plague of daughter dicking!
>>13759377I want to be your Alp
>>13759378I thought I already told you, I got a copy of your book from Sister Cunningham. He made it sound so interesting that we even asked him to come back and perform a few sermons.
>>13759377only if it's a pudgy jabberalp
>>13759378No thank you.Crotchless pants a shit.
>>13759390Yes! Yes I shall!
>>13759389I don't much care for it myself, but the artwork is great and the girl's a real qt.Shame the plot is such shite.
>>13759391Well OK, I wouldn't be picky where the pudgy Alp came from, just as long as I had one and could spoil and dote on her.>>13759396A Jabberalp would be olev too. Especially if she's still awkward with her powerful body.
>>13759414Take her out for hotwings.Watch as she struggles to sit in the chair and hold wings with her new big MEATY CLAWS!Enjoy her expression when she finds out that beer doesn't hit her as hard as it used to.Experience carrying her to the car as she drunkenly slurs how your alright, she coudda got a lotta other guys but yer alright anon.
>>13759414I want to flay an alps skin, and run them through a salt field.
I want one of a Jabberwock's tentamouths to smoke a cigar and blow smoke in my face while saying it knows a son of a bitch when it sees one!
>>13759435And slap it?My reference senses are tingling
>>13759435>A Jabberwock Mouth with a Gold Tooth, Cigar, and Mobster Hat that intimidates you everytime you go out on a date with your Jabberwock GF>Has several times threatened yo have you sleep with the fishes if you ever break her heart>Sometimes at night when you're wrapped up in your Jabberwock's grasp you can hear someone polishing a gun on the other side of the bed>The other Tentamouth just spouts Spongebob Quotes at appropriate times
>>13759434Alps are a shit but that's way too far, instead of flaying and salting then you should just pepper them with bullying
>>13759394>He>him
>>13759435>All of a Jabberwock's tentacles are semi-sentient>They talk shit at you when you're around>Drinking and eating since it won't affect them>Jabberwock has to deal with periods of tentacle induced drunkenness>Has to exercise a lot to balance out all the crap they eat, but she still has a bit of pudge>The tentacles will whistle & cat-call while you have sex with her
Milk?
>>13759450>Appropriate TimesLike what.
>>13759452Gah! This is what I get for not proofreading. I go on auto-pilot because I know the reference and forget to gender flip it.
>>13759396>jabberalpI don't know how to deal with this.
>>13759466Is there ever not a time to quote Spongebob?
>>13759474>Not remember the whole Robot Devil sequence where a Milk Anon ended up making the perfect waifu
>>13759465>you will never have a holsaur hug you from the side, so that your arm is squeezed between her breasts.
>>13759475>Engaging in sex with your chubby jabberwocky >As she rides you on top (it helps her confidence) your about to reach release when you hear it scream "ARE YOU FEELING IT ANON?"
wan wan?
>>13759483If I had a chubby Jabberwock I'd always let her top and build her confidence. Mainly because I'm a submissive femdom househusband dragonslut, but also because I'd get a better view of the chubby Jabberwock in all her glory.
>>13759512Only if it doesn't come with superfluous parts.
>>13759517>being the bitchboy of a pudgy WrockHow low can you sink, anon? Next you'll say you'd let her collar you just so she can feel all powerful and in control.
>>13759512
>>13759517>submissive femdom househusband dragonslutMan, that's a mouthful.
>>13759539>posts once every 3 months or soThat's not nearly that bad you dingus
Would you let your childhood crush be your greatest pokemon rival as well?Would the two of you push each other to reach the top?
>>13759596Nigga please.
>>13759592I only like the pogeyman series for its soundtrack.
>>13759596Why is Neferpitou NTRing the King?
>>13759608That looks nothing like her.
>>13759537Damn straight I would! I'd wear the collar she picked out for me with pride!
>>13759596Fuck off etc etc
>>13759625You're the kind of wanton boyslut tat would lick a Wrock's big, meaty claws and thank her for the honor, aren't you?
>>13759633There's much more to lick then just the paws.
>MFW the idea of yandere Lava Golems, yandere Jabberwock childhood friends, and yandere in general is making me spin out of control into the event horizon of fear boners and possibly shit taste
>>13759633Oh I'd love for her to make me clean her whole body with her tongue. Every single part of her.
>>13759647*with my tongue
>>13759647>cleaning every single part with your tongueNo, my friend, this is not a road you want to go down.
>>13759644Let the yan flow through you.
>>13759601I was a little disappointed when she changed out of that outfit.
>>13759663Oh yes it is. I'm licking my Jabberwock Mistress and no one can stop me.
>>13759669Letting a chubby mg dominate you...Fool! They are for teasing and bullying!
>>13759674No! They're for pampering, loving, serving, building their confidence, and cuddling! I'll serve my plump Jabberwock Mistress and make her feel loved by being her cute little boytoy and armcandy!
>>13759378Sharing is communism, and communism is a disease.
>>13759663>be licking all over>is that a penis>oh shit>cleaning stop>full stop
>1 ton Baphomet statue planned to be erected in a court houseI feel as though Sabbath or KC is behind this.
>>13759685>Not jiggling her belly and calling her a 'big' dragon.>Not commenting how she's going to be larger than her horde pretty soon.>Not Engaging in the hate fucks to end all hate fucks when she finally snaps.
>>13759697What.
>>13759691Well, I mean, I was just getting at him maybe not wanting to clean her asshole, butt that would be pretty bad.>>13759697Wait, what?
>>13759697citation, please
>>13759704>>13759706Satanists doing things in Detroit.Google it up. It seems Detroit is the next target for Sabbath though.
>>13759706>prude that wouldn't toss his waifu's saladson, i am disappoint
>>13759704>>13759706>>13759715>I don't read the news
>>13759698I suppose I wouldn't mind loving teasing if it lead to femdom in the end. Though I'd prefer to ask other things, like why she even bothers having wings, because I'd be amazed if she could get her thick body off the ground.I don't want to tease her too hard though, I want her to pin me down and put me in my place, not be miserable and lose her self esteem.
>>13759722I'm not American though.
Who is this girl, and why do I think she may be comfortable as an MG?http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=2768224
>>13759722Will this be like MegaTen games so I can summon demons with my cell phone and fight to survive in a shitty universe?
>>13759718That sounds hilarious.>>13759721Fuck no, man. It wouldn't be an issue for me, since she wouldn't need to use it for anything other than sexual stuff, but his actually eats and sh... stuff.>>13759722Why would I? There is never anything of value stated and if it were people I know would tell me.
>>13759731They also have a robocop statue so he'll probably take care of it.
help me guys! i don't want to have bad taste, what should i do?
>>13759727Found a link since he wouldn't share. Shit's apparently over a year old, though.http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/01/06/satanic-temple-statue_n_4551499.html
>>13759722>Google it>DetroitWho cares?
>>13759735Stop being sad and start being awesome.Also, get a suit.
>>13759726If that's all it take to get her depressed then she is no true dragon.
>>13759735How do I know if your taste is bad? Tell us who are your favorite monsters, anon.
>>13759745Dragons are people too, even if they're proud and pudgy
>>13759768Then if she's doing that, take her out and have her show off her hoard, a dragons greatest pride is their hoard.Although I guess you could also tell her that the extra pudge is a sign of her wealth and opulence.
>>13759752Kikimora, P'Orc and Elf
>>13759781>elfI bet you kiss 3D faggot.
>>13759781I don't think anyone full-on despises Elves though.
>>13759784What's wrong about Elfs? they are molestable as fuck.
>>13759784We're not in /a/ anymore, anon.
>>13759775>Although I guess you could also tell her that the extra pudge is a sign of her wealth and opulence.I want to try and build the chubby Jabberwock's confidence by convincing her that her pudge and health is a sign of her wealth and greatness, and convince her to mock that /fit/ vanilla Dragon down the road as a way to build her confidence
>>13759791They're the closest things to human women there is. May as well go outside right now, get married, and have 2.5 kids.If you like tsundere I swear to 4...
>>13759788Not unless all the rape is hate-rape.
>>13759795Like that matters, were you here when anon posted some decent MG cosplay the other day? Knew I should have capped that shit.
>>13759784Take a chill pill brohan.
>>13759801I want an Elf to rape me and forcefully impregnate herself with our daughterus.
>>13759781It's not shit, but not good either.
>>13759799tsunderes are the godtier girls for molestation, it's no fun if the girl you are trying to molest doesn't resist you.
>>13759781>Submissive monster girls.Into the trash it goes.
>>13759812Some monstergirls must think the same about human men.
You don't have to be so dramatic, miss elf.
>>13759799>not liking tsundere elvesGet a load of this faggot.
>>13759801>Hate-rape>Not savagely teasing and molesting the elf, but never putting out>Not getting her worked up to the point that she's begging for it>Not making sweet, tender love to her until she's satisfiesd, cuddling on your chest in the afterglow with a teary smile
>>13759812
>>13759835This guy gets it.
>>13759831FIGHT ME MOTHERFUCKER!
>>13759836Who's this semen demon?
>>13759665I'm scared to.
>treating elves s people>liking tsunI hate you all.
>>13759825Why are Elfs so molestable? i swear to god the practically are self-molestable.
>>13759843Very well.Tomorrow, at dawn, I shall vanquish your shit taste.
>>13759847>Having shit tasteOpinion discarded.
>>13759835Are images in which the characters are nude, yet they aren't showing their naughty bits considered okay for blue boards?I know this is unrelated, but I'm still kinda curious.
>>13759796This can only end well.
>>137597815/10 taste.
>>13759847Believe it or not, there are people that don't follow the memetic anti-elf shit.
>>13759857I going to kill that kid.
>>13759844Homer Simpson, sir. One of your onaholes from Sector 7G
>>13759857Pretty sure that as long as nothing is visible, you can imply all you want. Hell, I've gotten away with full frontal pics that just had mosaics. Granted there was no actual sex, but it still stands.
>>13759855>liking tsun>thinking you have the right to discard anything
>>13759867>memetic
>>13759844Four from Drakengard 3.>>13759875Oh, thanks. I still deleted my image just in aces though.
>>13759884Yee
>>13759867I wonder who could be behind this post
>>13759902Nigger, I'm not RPing.
I want to take a whole horde of elf slaves and make them bake cookies to sell for profit!
>>13759908>elf slavesMinimum wage employees that live in an Elf ghetto nearby?
>>13759914No, those are the worst kinds of slaves. They don't even care about the job!
>>13759908Imagine the possibilities, one day you are buying an Elf slave, a year later you are a multimillionaire with restaurants all over the world managed by your Elf harem.It would make Tanukis butthurt as hell.
>>13759065link?
>>13759858>Anon clings to his chubby Jabberwock's claw as she shouts about what a loser the /fit/ vanilla Dragon is, and how she's probably a poorfag>Dragon just ignores her and keeps shifting through her mail>Chubby Jabberwock then shouts at Dragon if she sees her bills piling up and can't pay them without engaging in manual labor>/fit/ Dragon just says deadpanned "At least I can see my feet when I look down.">Anon has to take the Chubby Jabberwock home and cuddle her while trying to calm her down
>Banging dark slime gf>She's in total ahegao mode>Speech is slurred, she's losing cohesion>One of her face tendrils floats up next to you>"You know she's faking it, right?"wat do?
>>13759981>Dark Slime>Jabberwock>Chimera>HomunculusI'm gonna build a batshit schizo harem!
>>13759981It would be fun to see a Dark Slime cock-blocking herself.
>>13759908Elf Scout Cookies, now in Delicious Brown Chocolate, Lemon Drop Rape, Holst Milk Chocolate Mint, and Peanut Butter Elf Ears
>>13759970http://exhentai.org/g/618290/b2b2177c60/Warning: This is some damn tasty vanilla.
>>13759906Fool, who's RP'ing?
>>13760009Damn, what a beta bitch.
>>13759981Git Gud,
>>13759012This girl is Ragna's sister?
>>13760031Technically, she's one of a series of (at least 13) clones of his sister.
>>13760031She's a clone.
>>13760037>>13760038Now I feel kinda bad for him.
>>13759981>tfw a Dark Slime's face tendrils are all the female paladins she absorbed
>>13760050It's a life.
>>13760053They only transform chicks, not absorb them.
>>13760050Why does that make you feel bad for him?What should make you bad for him is that he was experimented on as a child, and after a briefly nice childhood, had his arm sliced off, was brutally trained by a cat-man, regularly gets fucked over and trolled by a vampire, gets brutalized on a regular basis, and may have wound up genderswapped just to cap off his completely awful life.
>>13760050>yan sister clones>yan 'brother'>bitched at by tsun loli vampire>adopted cat dadwell, there's always taokaka at least
>>13760069Jin isn't actually gay for him though since he also has feelings for Tsubaki.
>>13760073>ice car right into gay butt sexjin is a shitty ky
>>13760063>genderswappedWHAT?
>>13760053>Slime>Transforming a paladinkek
>>13760069To be fair, cat dad is best dad.
>>13760079It shouldn't be unusual that BB characters are composites of GG characters.
>>13760081At the climax of Chrono Phantasma, Nu jumped him and apparently fused with him. All that was shown in the game was him with a Black Beast-ish aura attacking Noel and Jin.Now the theory is that after the fusion stabilized, pic-related might have been the result.
>>13760069Why not Noel? I know she becomes Izayoi/Izanami? in some timelines, but she's not a danger to him, is she?
>>13760097Izayoi is Tsubaki with a Murako outfit.Izanami is his actual sister, Saya, possessed by the God of the Dead.Noel meanwhile, actually acts like his little sister.
>>13760094HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
>>13760094Jesus christ what a piece of shit Blazblue is.
i want /v/ to leave
>>13760094Damn alping, ruining my manly men with giant swords.Blazblue should've just sticked to alping people like Mai.
>>13759949I want a portly, himedere tanuki whos acting all high and mighty to cover up for the fact that she thinks I just want her for her money.
>>13760123I want you to leave.
Would you cuddle with a tall nee-san matango?
>>13760130Do I have a special condition that makes me immune to the mind control spores?
>>13760094She's getting the D and responsibility taken.
>>13760130No. Definitely a Mad Hatter, but not a regular Matango.
>>13760138pretty sure it already has the Dit's half dude
>>13760135KC monster boys are reversible
>>13760094I just want to protect Makoto's smile.
>>13760142Alp rules. She's getting it.
>>13760146I want to protect Noel's smile.A Makoto is good to.
>>13760130I would burn her to the ground. From a few hundred meters away, upwind, in a sealed armoured vehicle, while wearing CBRN protection.
>>13760142>it's half dudeI don't know, those hips, breasts, and lack of a dick scream female.
>>13760146Not a virgin.
>>13760146>>13760150Bullet > both of your choices.They're still good though.
>>13760150Noel mai /v/ waifu.But I ship her with Makoto.
>>13760135Go to Wonderland so you can have an onee-san Hatter.
>>13760162Mah man.I'm also a Mu-13 fan>>13760157Why not all three at the same time?
>>13760155Doesn't really matter to me. I'm the type that clings to someone and becomes devoted to them.
>>13760166I don't think Mad Hatters get rid of the problem of mind controlling spores.In fact I think they're scarier because they make you THINK you're still in control. Smarter than ever even. But they've still got a hold of your mind and your crotch.
>>13760123The funny thing is, now I don't see the autist sperging because somebody posted something /a/ related.Talk about bias.
>>13760175I don't remember seeing anything in their profile that says they do mind control.Just put on their hats and mock neckbeards, like the other MGs.
>>13760008thanks anon
>>13760178/jp/ is a spin-off of /a/
Who are we? Who keeps making these threads? I just come here for the stories and OC, but it's not like I'm thinking of MGs every second I'm not here. Do you guys have any other hobbies?
>>13760170>Why not all three at the same time?Yeah I guess that sounds good.
>>13760170Do you mean Nu, or 12?
>>13760186Yeah, I got video games, books, sometimes cooking if I feel like it along with some gardening.
>>13760155But seriously, what the fuck was up with that.
>>13760186Not only do I have other hobbies, I also have a job, friends, and a life outside of here.
>>13760193Kagura somehow got her into bed, and then she immediately regretted it, swore off men, and just kisses girls and molests shotas now.
>>13760201>Kagura somehow got her into bedKagura is an unlikable faggot anyways.
>>13760197Cookie for you.I'm just curious cause we've been at it a while. Who talks about girls with extra bits on the internet all day? What kind of people am I with? I wonder what the average age is here.
>>13760191Fuck, pressed the wrong key.Mu-12
>>13760186I work part time, and I'm in the process of moving/fixing up a dirty old house. I like to collect stuff and write things.
>>13760205Precisely my logic for why she expresses disgust towards him, and never shows any attraction to any fully-grown men.
>>13760193Arc System hating yurifags.
>>13760186I am single-highhandedly responsible for all the shitposting in these threads for the past 2 years, way back in the /a/ threads.I did it all. I am behind pushing and starting countless shitstorms. Collars, Maledom and Femdom, you name it I did it. Hell, I made stuff that normally was fine to discuss into shitstorms. This was accomplished via samefagging, and altering my writing styles. I've contributed so much and started almost every shitstorm this thread has ever experienced. I'm also behind a good chunk of the OC in these threads. I'm several writefags who operate under different aliases, and I've made countless images, drawn and edited.I've done it all, and masquerade as other anons and xfags all the time. I've started countless threads, countless shitstorms, countless images, countless OC, countless ideas. I know it sounds like an exaggeration, but that's the beauty, as you won't believe me. Sometimes I want to quit shitposting and starting arguments, because I genuinely enjoy Monster Girls. But it's just too much fun, like playing with matches. And it's so fucking easy too.Call me HeroAnon, call me Meta Knight, call me Fujoshit-kun, call me MGU, call me Tumblr, call me /pol/, call me #tailpussy, call me Bob, call me /r9k/, call me reddit, call me /v/, call me an Alp, call me a furry, call me whatever you want. I did it all.
>>13760186I just poked in because monster girls are cool. I feel that the culture is too "girl" and not enough "monster" so I doubt I will return though.
>>13760214Stale pasta, go make another pot.
>>13760206I've actually been active in these threads since they first started appearing on /a/ every few months or so. But now I have to take frequent breaks due to the shitposting and stupidity that goes on.
>>13760223We've been pretty mellow lately. Nothing beyond "your taste a shit."
>>13760213Based Arc Systems.
>>13760229I feel that. We've been getting kinkier too, as far as I can tell.
>>13760209Stuff like what?
>>13760186All my hobbies are dead, basically I work, browse chans and occasionally play video games
>>13760215The farthest I'll go is Thomas' style.
>>13760215>cool
>>13760186I want to rub her belly with pomegranate seeds, then lick her clean.
>>13760236Figures is what I'm most into right now. Dolls, Legos and coins are other things I collect.
>>13760247Where can I find more art of this squishy brown goddess?
>>13760247Why greentext of cool?
>>13760262Artist's name is Ordures.
>>13760262Chubby elves, best elves.
>You will never be wake up on a cold winter morning under a pile of fluffy tails
>>13760267I was quoting and it's not a word I think of when monstergirls are involved. "Sexy, hungry, lascivious, interesting, fun, exotic" come to mind, but not "cool."
>>13760271>any elves>goodRIP anon
>>13760272Severed fluffy tails?
>>13760274Hate all you want. I would impregnate an army of healthy chocolate elves if given the chance
>>13760279Three Kitsunes and an Elf with a butt plug tail.
>>13760282>I would get murdered in my sleep by an army of healthy chocolate knife eared trickstersFTFY
>>13760274
>>13760287What are you trying to push?
>>13760288>Not naked under her apronREEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>13760304>Using an apron incorrectly
>>13760288That doujin was fantastic.
>>13760268Thank you for that lead, and praise be to gelbooru
>>13760292GAS THE KNIFE EARSRACE WAR NOW
>>13760318Impregnate the tanukis!Snuggle war now!
>>13760318Nigger it's 1 AM where I am, do you have anything better to do at this time?
Which monster girls respond well to pleas for clemency?
>>13760326>not 5amWhat are you complaining about? What are you 90?
>>13760338I don't have the willpower to stay up that late.
>>13760327>pleadingFound the alp.
I want to molest a loli Kiki and make her wear lewd outfits while she learns how to clean!
>>13760339Nigga just play some games, watch some movies or read a few books.Really not that hard to stay up through the night.
Is the belly a Lizardgirl and Salamander's weak spot?
>>13760345I'm going to tickle a loli lizard sailors tummy!
I want to spank an elf with a pizza paddle. Full force. Then I want to sit beside her in bed while she whines about how much her butt hurts.
>>13760345>Quit it! Get away! D-don't! KYAHH! Don't rub my belly, baka!I am disgusted with myself.
>>13760348Would you perforate the paddle to give it less air resistance? I would.
>>13760345Oh god. Lizard waifu reacting like that would be too much for my ventricles.
>>13760327Nothing sadistic of demonic, for sure. You could probably get most to go easy on you if you offer the dick in exchange. Otherwise, it probably depends on the species.>Dragons- appeal to their pride and power, or offer some treasure for their hoard>Elves- play off that superiority complex. Make yourself seem not worth the effort>Arachne- Show an interest in weaving, or offer them some high-quality weavings>Sphinx- Riddle your way out of it>Dwarves- A bit of gold or quality metalwork will buy your freedom>Lizardgirl, jinko, or any warrior race- try to fight for your freedom. Even if you lose, your spirit may endear you to them>Lamia- a bit of music to pt them in a trance for a quick escape
>>13760360Hadn't thought of that. Well, yes if she's a dark elf.
>>13760363>begging before any of theseWhere did your balls go anon?
>>13760363>your spirit may endear you to them>endearen·dear/inˈdir,enˈdir/verbverb: endear; 3rd person present: endears; past tense: endeared; past participle: endeared; gerund or present participle: endearingcause to be loved or liked.NOW YOU FUCKED UP!
Good night Anons, please don't burn down the thread.Instead find something else to keep yourself occupied, like splunking or wrestling grizzlies in the wilderness.a
>>13760361How about your daughteru?
>>13760375A what anon?A what?!
>>13760369I'm trying not to be raped every day on my adventures. Pragmatism trumps dignity.>>13760373Maybe not endear, but get them to think that locking up a potential rival isn't a good idea
>>13760363>give a sphinx a riddle>she can't solve it>decides to follow you until she can>show interest in an arachene's weaving>she likes that you likes her work>she gifts you something and like an idiot you accept>offering gold to known lovers of it and hoardersThis >>13760373>all this shitty adviceTraitor kun is that you?
>>13760377They've come for me anon.There is no escape, I hear drums, drums in the deeps.I go now to face my end, to charge the genki horde head on.Goodbye.
>>13760340I bet the threat of alping would keep a number of them off your back.How many of them would go "Hehehe! He's going to alp! I'm gonna alp somebody!"
>>13760377And with daughteru it'd be straight-out cruel.
>>13760386Not man enough to pet your Lizard daughteru's belly? I thought as much.
The most sadistic thing an MG could do to me, is basically wax every single hair follicle below my head off my body. Just imagine it all being torn off, your skin red and lightly bleeding in places before she slaps some balm and ointment on you.
>>13760395Man, I just want my ass hair removed.
>>13760395Thank you for sharing.
>>13760399I can braid mine.
>>13760384Well, average has been taken by goblins.
>>13760399My nigga. I'd be fine wit every hair aside from the ones on my head just... going away. I'm bishie enough as it is, that shit's just a pain.
>>13760395And then she'll use mamono mana to make you like it!
>>13760414>TFW Bishie master race>Shave and look great>There are ugly fat fucks in this thread who will never get to be princess carried by their big tough waifuFeels good man.
>>13760385I like to think MG pussy feels so good they can correct a would be alp.>"But I like dudes!">She stares blankly, before she starts undressing, kicking him onto his back when she's done>She lowers herself on him slowly, straddling him, grabbing his head in both hands and holding his face to her chest, letting her feminine scent fill his nostrils>Keeping him there with one hand, she grabs his member with the other and begins stimulating it>"That won't do. You're a man, and men lay with women, I won't let you go to waste">She looks into his eyes and lays him down flat, kissing him while he mumbles protests>She puts her whole weight on his crotch while keeping his arms pinned to his sides, not letting him breathe, writhing her hips to get him to full mast, and breaking away when his resistance falters, leaving him panting, trying to catch his breath>Fast as lightning she frees his erect cock and forces it inside herself, a small whine escaping her lips, lowering herself once more so she's face to face with him>"I won't let, I won't let you" she says in a trance, with every thrust of her hips>"It's not fair, you can't use this on other men, I won't let them have you as they please either, this is mine"She bucks faster, embracing him fully while he kicks uselessly and claws at her back, he can it coming, he begs her to get off>"Mine. Mine. IT'S MINE!">She clamps down on him as she climaxes, biting into his collarbone hard enough to draw a trickle of blood>She sits on him panting wildly, drool running down her chin, her eyes trained on him>"I'm better...hah, hah...better than any man...so stay, be mine">He looks away>"Still refusing me?" She places her hand on her belly. "But your body is honest, it felt good, I know you felt it, I just have to make your heart honest too"
>>13760447This is true. As an Ameritard, I get to be a smug bishie and laugh at the fatties as I have a medical condition that never lets me gain weight.
>>13760454Hey, that's a coincidence. I have a medical condition too that makes me a skeleton.
>>13760447>>13760454>bishie>master anythingMaster fujobait and knob polishers maybe.BARA MASTER RACE!
>>13760447>>13760454>>13760473Where do average people fall in all of this?
>>13760451They just have to give sim some venom or blue flame. A strong enough desire to dik the waifu will halt the alpingprocess.
>>13760494Normies.
>>13760473>Anon is a fat hairy fuck who has a neckbeard down to his testicles>"I-I'm just bara..."Enjoy your devilbugs.>>13760494Average people get average Monster Girls. Enjoy your average and vanilla life.
>>13760494We experience the ability to carry or be carried depending on the girl.We also are able to go for the widest variety of girls
>>13760498We know, I'm just saying it's hot.
>>13760505>carry or be carriedExcellent.
>>13760503>Anon is a fat hairy fuck who has a neckbeard down to his testiclesWrong, the post.
>having looks-concerned Monstergirls in your canonThere is plebeian, there is shit taste, and then there is this.
Would you a chuuni witch matango?
>>13760525No one likes matango.
>>13760525Only if she becomes a Mad Hatter.
>>13760522>having shit looksI came here to laugh at you.
>>13760515>this is the motto of a hidden club of husbands who gather every now and then to lift and git gud>A regime different from the baras>Different from the bishies>Where normal men can reach abnormality and attain the strength to carry, and be carried>You'll never be strong enough to show a dragon girl that the world from the height of a man's shoulders even surpasses the world from the height of her wings.
>>13760525I would a mojyo witch Apophis, but never a Matango.Matangos are not to be fucked with.
>>13760544>mojyo witch Apophis,Somebody needs to draw this. Tomoko as an Apophis.Along with her one pretty friend as a Pharaoh.
>>13760534>shit looksNope, and my point is it doesn't even take it. Just having tastes in people m8.Still caring for their appearance and expecting to be all beautiful like a hypocritical motherfucker, but that's what escapism fantasies are for.
>>13760544Hoo boyhttp://i.imgur.com/AE1jMjQ.png
>>13760555>Marche.jpg
This is done all the time but fuck it.Here is the rules if you are a bad enough dude to try it:>you have a Echidnas waifu >you are trying to have daughterus>roll http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Special:RandomOkay the catch is if you roll a non-monster girl page it's over, no more daughterus. IF you roll a monster girl page that's one of your daughterus and you are allowed to roll again to try for another daughteru, keep rolling until you hit the a non-monster girl page. Yes I know there is a decent chance of having 0 daugterus but that's the rules.
>>13760566>Polove for the firstShit roll. Shit you.
>>13760566>Charybdis>Ignis>GoblinEh.
>>13760566>Echidna>Mimic>Holstaur milkI'm totally fine with just 2 daughterus.
Which smug life crew monster girl would you like to see break down in an embarrassing mess as she confesses her love to you and then you live happily ever after
>>13760566>just a Beelzebubdang dude, can't complain though
>>13760576Hellhound
>>13760544>Matangos are not to be fucked with.Are you are sure?
>>13760566>sea bishopNeat>WeresheepGreat>AmazonI am not pleased>Parasite slimeI want a divorce
>>13760576Any one of them is fine. I like all of them.Though admittedly, I like Cheshire and Kakuen more than the rest....Okay, it's Kakuen.
>>13760576All of them.
>>13760586I am VERY sure.
>>13760566>PoseidonThat was fast...
>>13760566>Ren X>Will o Wisp>AmazonAnd then KC's Q&A. Huh, good roster
Can monstergirls miscarry?
>>13760576I want to see a Cheshire break down in an embarrassing mess as she confesses her love to me and then I tell her I don't feel the same and maybe we should just be friends
>>13760576Cheshire just pouring her heart out.
>>13760601 All these fucking betas around me...You break it off with a monstergirl you do it mean.
>>13760566Since Echidnas always have an Echidna daughteru first, I'll tack that on as a gimme.>Echidna>Hobgoblin>Wurm>Yuki-Onna>Werecat>Wurm>Ushi-Oni>Barometz>Nureonago>Hobgoblin>Sahuagin>Lizardman>Alp (How?)>Goblin>Chimaera>Harpy>Wererabbit>Selkie>Merrow>Red Oni>20 daughterusSomeone please get me some ice for my pelvis, because that's a lot of impregnating.
>>13760576I'd be good with all four of them.But if I'd have to choose an order it'd be Hellhound > Kakuen > Cheshire > Manticore
>>13760609You're awesome.
>>13760566>Mandatory Echidna>Dark Priest>Chochin-Obake>SahuaginI don't think they'd get along that well. Not bad though.
>>13760566>Monster Girls...does this mean I get all the daughterus?
>>13760635YOU GET NOTHING. GOOD DAY SIR.
>>13760609>Alp (How?)Noticing your waifu's remarkable fertility, DL offers her to try some experimental stuff to birth a son. Doesn't come out as planned.
Which MG is most likely to be a digital dummy?
>>13760651Wight
>>13760651All of them?
>>13760651Wurm.Golem.Ryu.Dragon.Wyvern is my main bet though.
>>13760640Awww, okay...here's your Everlasting Gobstopper back...
>>13760186I'm just some guy who lives alone, plays videogames and write some MG short stories The original reason I started writing was there wasn't much of anything relating to Kejourou so I wanted to try my hand at writing since they're my favorite MG.
Why does everyone hate matango so much?
>>13760665Body horror before the retcon, and messing physically with a girl's brain when transforming her.
>>13760665Why is bubonic plague bad?Why do people fear pain?
>>13760667>girlWho gives a shit about the girl, you became an unthinking mushroom man who gained sentience for like 2 minutes every time you came.
>>13760672Behelit mg when?
>>13760667>Body horror before the retconExplain
>>13760675HELL NO.
>>13760674That was before retcon, KC toned it down to just gaining a mushroom cap on your head. They're still shit though, I don't like hats. I don't want a permanent hat.
>>13760679Before the retcon, Matango basically forced you to fuck it until you were fused into the mushroom mass itself and had no conscious thoughts besides cumming and moving your hips.This produced more spores to flood the area and infect more areas into unmoving mushroom people fused to the ground, walls, and each other.
>>13760681>became>past tense
>>13760686So did alraune, you became trapped in the flower and couldn't even remove your genitals from inside her. He needs to update dryads, since the profile says you fuse to the tree.
>>13760686Newfags tend to forget that Matango really is just the fungus itself. When they go "That matango is hot." what they really mean is "That human girl was hot before she got the world's worse fungal infection and her brain eaten alive.">choose all the tea in the captchaNo captcha, I'm talking about regular matangos, not mad hatters.
>>13760681You can just pull it off along with you brains and some of the essential arteries.
>>13760699>You can just pull it offI could see KC doing that
>>13760698So the matango could be considered the spore itself, kind of like the roper parasite.
>>13760703Yes. There's even a kind in the World Guide that can't infect humans anymore but is prized as an aphrodisiac.
>>13760667Mindflayers mess physically with your brain when they rape you, and they've got a mixed reception at worst.
>>13760712With Flayers you still have hope. Matango spores are irreversible.
>>13760719Oh no, I'll be stuck with a cool hat for eternity. This is so much worse than being a dildo squid.
>>13760712Mindflayers are purge tier. Anyone that likes them is a D&D faggot or got swayed by that drawing if the MF loli with her "grandpa."You've been to the wiki? Zero love for them.
>>13760726Wat.
>>13760724Okay, you have a point. post-retcon is marginally better than mindflayer.
>>13760724>I'll be stuck with a clear giveaway I'm not human so some asshole can shove a spear through my ribs while another immolates my wifeFTFY>inb4 incubi are humanNO ONE GIVES A FUCK!
>>13760724I'd actually sort of like to be a dildo squid. Being able to cling to my wife and fuck her as she goes about her business in public is my fetish. Id bully her by reaming her extra hard whenever it's inconvenient or embarrassing for her to twitch and moan.
>>13760727You heard me.
>>13760726Anyone that likes them still at least thinks they can be something better than NTR Special, and instead spend their energies finding their own husbando or otherwise being productive monsters of society like most others.Fixed.
>>13760730>letting a paladin spear you>not spamming spores at them until they turn or die
>>13760736Is this Elona?
>>13760735>thinking ntr squid is anything but people funposting>ignoring they can invalidate all you are on a whimApply yourself.
>>13760732You are mah nigga, good man.
>>13760737I haven't heard of a paladin riding a loli into battle yet, so it can't be.
>>13760737If this was Elona your Dog girl partner would fall down a well and die, you'd get pregnant with ALIENS from drinking well water, you'd get to make a wish with another well, and angry Dragons and Fire Giants would pop out of a present someone gave to you and proceed to destroy everything.
>>13760741>ignoring they can invalidate all you are on a whimThey can't invalidate Thunderbirds.They can't invalidate Sandworm.They can't invalidate Gazers.
>>13760654>Spending a month with distant relatives you didn't know you had, hanging with a young looking wight who was apparently your distant cousin or something and centuries your senior>"Got any good games?">"Games? Uh, sure. I'll go grab the one I used to play as a girl, Oh, it's been so long">She rushes off to return a while later with a dumb childish grin plastered across her face and an ancient looking yoyo, the gold-looking string tied off at her finger.>You watch some what stunned as she shows off her prowess, giggling as the toy seems to levitate in mid air>She even puts some ethereal glow into the toy and spins it fast enough to leave after images, shaping out a heart, and your name and hers in cursive>She stops and looks at you expectantly, a pleased smile on her face, waiting for praise>You give it up 'till the point she almost emits smugness and then ask for something more recent>She tips her head to the side cutely, and gives you a blank look>Spend the next week holed up in her room in nothing but underwear, with a console and some entry level games, gaming atop a pile of pillows until you drop, where she pulls you into a cuddle and strokes your hair until the two of you wake up again an resume gaming, lewd penalties slowly bleeding in as consequences of loss.>You single handedly turned a girl used to high society balls into a neet who only games in her underwear.
>>13760735>monsters>productive>monsters in charge of doing anything other than finding ways to become prettier or hornierU wot.
>>13760749What?>>13760754>teasing the balls while throating the shaft.gif
>>13760750nigga yes
>>13760741I want a Mindflayer to make me get pleasure from being mindflayed and brainfuck me with her tentacles.
>>13760757Git a better monster waifu.
>>13760750>anon is a bad influenceWho knew.
>>13760762Good for you?
Which MG would you pick as a platonic best friend to hang out with? It can't be your waifu.
>>13760770Cheshires.Chances are, they're great at making people laugh and are just fun to be around.
>>13760770My waifu's sister.
>>13760770Mind Flayer or Mad Hatter.
>>13760770>platonicNigga, this is monstergirls. There's nothing platonic about them.
>>13760770Fujo Cyclops. I'd do nerdy stuff with her before going home to my sporty Oni waifu.
V1 or V2?It's her face.
Mindflayers go in through the ears, are we supposed to ignore they'd have to break your eardrum and skull to get to your brain? Unless, after getting past the eardrum they curve the tentacle and go up the spine instead.Fuck your catgirls.
>>13760770werebat homie
>>13760778But what if they're married to someone else?
>>13760750Adorable and magnificent.
>>13760782After. I like sharper more delicate looking features. >>13760783I was always more concerned with their tentacles having snot and earwax and shit all overthem
>>13760787Fuck the hugbox.
>>13760770Another Alp that's not my waifu.
>>13760770Platonic? Why, certainly not my waifu, I'd be pining for her all the time. It'd never work.I think the MG I'd most get along with platonically might be...a Lich?
>>13760783Mamono mana ain't nothin to fuck with
>>13760770If I have my waifu, I don't need a platonic friend, or anyone. Just my waifu and only her, forever and ever.
>>13760799Be best friends and do everything, loving and simply fun, with your waifu?Yes, that is the way.
>>13760770I'd be good friends with all of them while keeping an emotional distance from all of them.
>>13760783Every mindflayer story I've read had the penetration be painful
>tfw not much more art of this godlike waifu out thereWhy.
>>13760802What are you, a harem protag?>>13760804Joint pinches.
>>13760767But lazy distracted sex is the best>He doesn't want to lie on his back upside down gaming as a half-naked wight straddles his hips, her panties pushed to a side, her lips sucking at his hard cock as it kisses her womb >He doesn't want to straddle her hips with his cock buried in her ass as she lies face down>He doesn't want to hook up some oldschool lan on opposite computers and have her grinding into his lap with her chest to his as she works the computer behind him.
>>13760791>their tentacles having snot and earwax and shit all overthemIf the tentacles are small enough to enter your ear, they're small enough to enter your urethra.
>>13760804You my nigga, nigga.
>>13760799My niggerI want to live in a cave with my oomukade waifu far from civilisation and doped up beyond belief
>>13760805But...what if she's made of rubber or something.
>>13760805Worse, a coward.
>>13760804>tfw I always associate Living Doll's personality with that of a maybe slightly lewder Melfina
>>13760770I have no idea so I rolled.>karakasa ObakeEh, I guess we'd watch movies and stuff.
>>13760812Rubber burns. From a handjob.
>>13760753keep up with KC
>>13760799>>13760800>>13760809>House Husband Anon when his waifu leaves for work and insists he needs no one elseIs it worth it? The long waiting an loneliness, sitting alone at home waiting for your companion/lover to return?
>>13760806Someone needs to elaborate and write these wonderful things in full-length.
>>13760820Be careful.You absolutely cannot walk home in the rain with her.If you do, you will surely fall in love with her.
>>13760806How did you get that from my post?
>>13760762That's the stuff.
>>13760831You said that the influence was bad, thus implying that the results of such an influence would be bad,
butts
>>13760803Not MGE ones?
>>13760827>Implying we don't both work from home>Implying we don't play around and flirt all day as we work>Implying we don't work for the same design firm, so that on the rare days we have to go in to the office, we can continue our "Games"
>>13760835A bug, someone slap it! On the butt, preferably.
>>13760835...this was worth hearing about for so long. It is very nice.
>>13760835Artist?
>>13760827>Not using the time to be a NEET, shitpost online and play vidyaBitches act like keeping a house clean and having dinner ready is hard.
>>13760835I want to cuddle every bug girl!
>>13760835>all that detail on the abdomen>barely any ass>Lightning assONE JOB ANON!
>>13760804Because Bloodborne and Rozen Maiden already got the living doll thing covered. Same reason why I don't complain about the very little Alp fanart.
>>13760834You still turned a high society girl into a slob, yes you are a bad influence and I don't want you near my kids.
>>13760859They don't try to rape you in those games though.
>>13760835Finally! An image of a Mantis what shows her wings nicely!And what a cute butt too.
I've got Church tomorrow, what Monster Girl would be able to help me come up with an excuse for why I can't go?
>>13760853Doctored to protect you, citizen.
>>13760872One that can't burn the church down.
>>13760872Dark Priest, duhYou can do just as much missionary work with her at home!
>>13760835
>>13760860High society is overrated, being forced to talk to self important assholes and dress in uncomfortable clothes. It makes her feet hurt and makes her wish she was at home in her underwear gaming with you. Because even if you can't be there in person, at least she can hear your voice and be in your party. >>13760872A Fallen priestess would take you with her and fuck you subtly through the proceedings.
>>13760884>A Fallen priestess would take you with her and fuck you subtly through the proceedings.But the whole purpose is not to go, if Anon had a dark priest in charge of him, he'd just be forced to go to all the services!
>>13760872>Not enjoying free live music, a free sociology lecture, free coffee, and hanging out with some friends for a few hoursChurch shouldn't be miserable. Don't go if you don't want to.
>>13760884>High society is overrated, being forced to talk to self important assholes and dress in uncomfortable clothes.I hate this poorfag stereotype of high society so much.
>>13760891>free live music, a free sociology lecture, free coffeeWhat church is this?
>>13760895Enlighten us Count Chocula.
>>13760833I'd rather use her tentacle sheaths as an onahole.
>>13760895You sound like one of those self important assholes I'd be forced to talk to if I went to a high society function.
>>13760896Don't bother, last time I went to that Church and drank the coffee I knocked out and woke up in a back alley with a sore pelvis and could barely see a nun running away. Later there was apparently a "virgin birth" at the place later.It sucked, the service was mediocre, and my pelvis was too sore from the coffee to even see the new virgin baby. Would not recommend.
>>13760896>choir>sermon>coffeeAverage Christian church in the south that's not run by hardshells, thumpers, or brimstoners. You can always tell a good preacher from a bad one from being able to put everything in a historical, geographical, and cultural context and not treat the holy land like it's some fantasy location on another planet.
>>13760835I like those eyes
>>13760910Hardshells?
>>13760910>ChristianMmm...>SouthNope.
>>13760917>South>Nope.Carpetbagger please.
>>13760920>CarpetbaggerStop making up words dammit
>>13760924>doesn't know carpetbaggersGreat, now he's going to think I'm an uneducated idiot because of you.
>>13760924>making up wordsNortherners never fail to surprise me.
>>13760920>southIt's hot. It's lonesome. Everything is so fucking far away. There's barely anything to do. Old folks are racist as fuck and their accent makes me want to tenderly massage my eardrums our of my head with a screwdriver.
Can anyone tell me why my 'Chuffmaster 3000' crate has something moving inside of it? I'm afraid to open it, but I need those exercise supplies.
>>13760940I can guarantee I'm further south than you
>>13760932>>13760940Get ready for the>Implying I was serious, I was just pretending to be retarded
>>13760942>RPing.
>>13760942Something must've turned on by accident when they were moving it. Was it Cheshire Shipping? Bunch of mis-handlers of a shipping companyJust open it up. Nothing in there'll kill you so just find what got knock on and turn it off
>>13760940>making up wordsMemesters never fail to surprise me.
>>13760947>fanfiction
>>13760899First of all rich does not equal high society. Usually old money is high society but it's all completely intertwined with all the culture and the arts and public places of an area. The nice free stuff in the city, the new benches in the parks, the big concert for the fourth of july, all that sort of fun stuff is usually funded by donations from the high society folks.People that run the museums, university professors, players in the symphony, all the different people at all levels of income that have influence mingle in the different functions.And the reason that there's even places like those museums is because there are rich people who care that those things are preserved and displayed and available to everyone.High society is not insular rich snobs. It's the people who actually care about where they live and have the money to do something about it. And they need good relations with everyone to do that. Super rich people are generally the ones with the least to prove so are pretty laid back. They're at a function to have some fun and talk with some people just like anyone going to a party.Insular rich snobs have their own little secret society bullshit, but that's not normal public high society.
>>13760942send it back
>>13760941>It's hot.git gud.>It's lonesome. Everything is so fucking far away. There's barely anything to do. Anon it's like that because you're an antisocial idiot. If you live anywhere in the continental US, you should be able to reach a decent sized city and to something.Besides you don't know anything about "too far away" until you've lived in Alaska.>Old folks are racist as fuckThis is a bad thing? I'd rather deal with old people who mumble about niggers than seeing gay pride parades in my street.>>13760950>Relying on Chesire ShippingJust use Jabberwock Shipping, it's much better and longer established.
>>13760884>You will never date a Pharaoh girl who dresses up in boy's clothes to go out and have fun with you>As her disguise to escape the pressures of high society, even if only for a moment
What would make your slime waifu do this?http://i.4cdn.org/toy/1436688980748.jpg
>>13760968That's fucking doll murderReported to the Lilim for reeducation
>>13760968What.The fuck!?
>>13760968What a waste of a figma
>>13760941>It's hotPolar bear plz.>Everything is so fucking far away.You sound like one of those people from a forgotten colony that's the size of a county in the rest of the country>There's barely anything to doNo need to lie anon>Old folks are racist as fuckTotally depends on where you are>accent That's fighting words
>>13760975Weebs.
>>13760968>that second pic left to rightIt's like she knew she was going to die.
>>13760968reminds me of this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T-SZYZLfZ7E
>>13760959>git gudSatan pls>antisocialYou guys are the cagey ones>this a bad thing?It's a mixed bag.>>13760977>no need to lieI didn't.>fighting wordsI'll wreck your shit, needle voice
No fighting please.
>>13761001Fuck you pussy.
>>13760999>I'll wreck your shit, needle voiceBut according to you, all I need to do is break into song to leave you rolling on the ground in pain. You gunna get cultured, zentradi.
>>13761002Stop the bullying.
Whats going on here
>>13761003Your voices are annoying, not disabling.
>>13760941>Old folks are racist as fuckAre you some sort of brown or one of those people who gets triggered on the behalf of brown people when they hear something upsetting?
I honestly believe everyone in here is just an Alp. Let's just confess and stop pulling this charade on.
>>13761009alp spotted
>Dat dere souf gun be rise agin, yee-haw! Squeal like a pig!
>>13761009Fuck you pussy.
>>13761011Southerners starting shit again.
>>13761018I wanna be a Lich-Alp.
>>13761018Nice try faggot.
>>13761021No please.Don't be mean, that's not nice.
>>13761022But that's wrong Anon, see >>13760917I know Northerners like to rewrite history but come on.
>>13761022>Starting shit with Southerners when they're over 1/4 thread populationMight as well start shit with Canadians too since they're #2.
>>13761020>being this bad at imitationThat's clearly yankee elves.>Dats gud chowdah
>>13761027Nope is an insult? Guy said it wasn't for him, but one of you pulled carpetbagger from your dusty past and here we are.
>>13761032>carpetbagger>dusty pastThat's still used all the time. Next you'll say haint is a made up word.
>>13761027And I'm not a northerner, I'm not even in America.
>>13761032>but one of you pulled carpetbagger from your dusty past and here we are.Carpetbagger is still used today you idiot.
>probably going to have to move to the north or the south for a new job since there are none hereImagine being around these people everyday, just kill me
>>13761018Nice try, Daddy-O, but not even Alps would fall for that.
>>13761024>>13761051Y-Yeah, haha, none of us are Alps, I was just yanking your guys chains, haha. Yeah, no Alps here, we're all menly men.
>>13761053>chainsDon't you mean 'spade tails?'
>>13761043Take your pills rageaholic.
>>13761023Those would be convenient. Insert bullying, receive spell.
>>13761023>not a Alperwock-Lich
>>13761047What the North thinks of the South>Bunch of stupid poor inbred rural hicks playing banjos in a swampWhat the South thinks of the North>Bunch of stupid welfare ghetto dwellers wallowing in filthThe truth is different of course.
>>13761066>not a Living Doll Alp
>>13761079Talking of living dolls, Symphogear GX has some. This cutie has shark teeth and drains the life out of people by kissing them, last place I expected to see monster girl material.
>>13761083Oh wow.Downloading.
>>13761083>sharkteeth loligoth>drains life with her mouthBlowjob doujins where?
Dragonfly cloaca
Would you this Lilim?
>>13761097That's not how it works, you little shit.That girl is lovely though.
>>13760853>>13760882http://puu sh/iWcJL/eaff038e33.png
>>13761097Cloaca is best, put your waifu's rectum to the seated hugging sex test
>>13761102Now that's an ass I could get behind.
>>13761097Cute. >>13761098Sorry I don't go for the sloppy seconds of a shit self insert oc.
>>13761102>>13761109>Now that's an ass I could let inside.Fixed
>>13761102C+
>>13761102Nice and round, perfect in size for a Mantis. would bury my face in/10
I want to ask Chubby Alp Senpai why she put a dead nigger in my garage!
>>13761135She milked him to death and had no other place to put the corpse.
>>13761137Chubby Alp Senpai is a stone cold motherfucker.
>>13761147She's a cumguzzling, cock-gobbling maneater is what she is. Let that fat ass anywhere near your dick and you're done for.
>>13761135Tarantulatino plz
>>13761153He still owes me my monthly basket of snacks
>>13759981Guess i'll just grab her core and massage it.If she was faking it earlier, she certainly won't be faking it now.
>>13761161>Fuck, is season two out yet?>Nope>Next weekAnd now I've become hyped.
Can you name a single bug that wouldn't be great for cuddling? I don't think you can.
>>13761183Wasps, Devil Bugs, Stinkbugs.
>>13761185>hoarde of girls >not perfect for cuddling
>>13761193But they're all gross.
>>13761185>creepy crawlies>not perfect for cuddlingBut that's wrong, motherfucker.
>>13761196DUMB GROSS AND SMELLY
>>13761204You mean "pumping you full of venom until you become hers"
What about a monster girl that combines every threadcanon into one?
>>13761206I'm not going to be some slut for some ugly bug!
>>13761196Mindflayers are the best for cuddling because they can literally make you cum from hugs.
>>13761211We'll see about that.
>>13761214I'll kick and scream and punch her in her ugly face!
>>13761219>I'll be trapped in her tight coils as she bites my thighFTFY
>>13761221Then I'll cry and make her feel bad!
>>13761219You'll scream in pleasure and ram your dick down her throat.
>>13761225I'll be ramming my head into a wall so she can't have me!
>>13761227You'll make her cry at that rate. Why you gotta be so mean to a cuddly crawlie?
>>13761230Because she's ugly, creepy, tried to drug and rape me, and she's a bug.
>>13761240>tried to rape meHow is that any different to 90% of monster girls
>>13761244She's not the kind of monster I want to rape me.
>>13760835She's a beauty. I like her eyes and the way the wings are done. Good artwork.
>>13761250beggars can't be choosers!
>>13761254>Rape>BeggingHa
>>13761256You were begging to get raped. Otherwise you wouldn't be walking around with a dick, tempting poor monster girls.
>>13761212A Mindflayer getting overwhelmed by thoughts of affection and desire while rummaging around in her lover's mind would be pretty cute.
>>13761206I mean "pumping her full of semen until pregnancy is ensured."
>>13761261there are rights activists who would argue with me, but your words cut to the core. I'm just a slutty fuckstick, who deserves to get raped by a pack of doppelgangers.
>>13761267Why doppelgangers?
>>13761270>Not wanting to get fucked by every girl out there, and then pass out cuddling a shy timid cutie.
>>13761264A Mindflayer invading her platonic friend's mind to make him love her, only to find that he already does, would also be pretty great.
I want a Mindflayer to try to invade a Wurm's mind only to be driven mad from how dumb the Wurm is
>>13761300Why would she invade the Wurm, tho'?
>>13761300>Mindflayer staring off into the distance, quivering and mumbling "So... empty..."
>>13761300I imagine she'd make comment on what's on the Wurm's mind.>"So empty, yet there's the same song playing over and over endlessly."
>>13761306>Happens across a Lich>"Gah! So full!">Happens across an Ignis "Hot!">Happens across a Glacies "Cold!">Runs crying into anon's arms, where he soothes her with gentle massages and a moderate mind.
>>13761319>>Happens across a Lich>>"Gah! So full!"I'd love to see all the lewd things floating around the mind of a kuu Lich.
>>13761329>DICKSDICKSDICKSDICKSDICKSDICKSDICKSDICKSDICKSDICKSDICKSDICKSDICKSDICKSDICKSDICKSDICKSDICKSDICKSDICKSDICKSDICKSDICKSDICKS>Mindflayer just silently blushes and walks away
>>13761314What song is it?
>>13761334Elevator music
>>13761334https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WONhTNyPM7A
>>13761339>A week after this song on contrant replay in her mind>Wurm turns to her husband>"Dear I think I have a song stuck in my head.">He just weeps tears at the fact that anything can stick in her head.
>>13761333>Detailed fantasy of Lich being gangbanged by a dozen dudes in all holes and 'pitsHot.
>>13761339Wurm probably actually gets surprised by the reveals at the end of Scooby-Doo.
>>13761345>"It was Old Man Jenkins! I should have known!!!"
>>13761351>Wurm-cahn's greatest case, "The case of the pie stolen from the windowsill"
>>13757601When will this picture be finished?
>>13761361>At the end of the case it turns out Wurm-chan took the pie>But she made it so it was never stolen
The recent influx of Alps in these threads is worrisome to me. Let us all find girls to engage in heterosexual relations with!
>>13761369Such is life for poor, stupid Wurm-chan.
>>13761375Dragon YES
>>13761375>heterosexualEw, get that outdated shit out of hereGay all the way!#50 states of gay
>>13761379Why do you keep posting this? Are you trying to force a meme or something?
>>13761375I'm going out on a limb and saying Shut up Alp.
>>13761387I've never posted it before, so I guess that makes it a succesful meme.>>13761388What gave it away? The Black Dragon?
>>13761395>Never posted it beforeI don't believe you at all.
>>13761399Well this was my first time. I just wanted to belong.
>>13761395>What gave it away? The Black Dragon?A mixture of that, the content and the time. They all pointed towards you.
>>13761406Oh well. Night Terrors within nine hours
>>13761409>nineSix and you have a deal.
>>13761383>Swimming suit with stockingsIt's stupid, but it's somewhat arousing.
>>13761413Make them dark and give her opera gloves and it's perfect.
>>13761417You're right.
>>13761410>sixEeehhhh. What do I get out of it? Nothing? Thought so. Within nine hours. That means it could be within six.
>>13761434You get my goodwill and appreciation, and the satisfaction of knowing you've made a man happy.
>>13761438That's enough. Make it so, me!
>>13761446Don't force yourself tho, work at a pace comfortable to you, Alpie
>>13761409More centipede exploitation! Shame on you.
>>13761458I just gave that time-window because that's how long I intended to stay up. All is well.
>>13761459Not exploitation, but tender love-making.
>>13761464A twisted pervert taking advantage of a socially stunted Oomukade's naivety. Exploitation I say!I dread to think how that beast will force himself on the poor girl next.
>>13761480I'd take advantage of a socially stunted Oomukade's naivety, if you know what I mean. I mean I'd push her up against a wall, force her to bite me and rape her.
>>13761486What if she was too cared to rape you, and just left you twitching on the ground for the next girl to find?
>>13761486You villain! Human filth! Creepy crawly fucker!At least you'd leave the nice neighbor lady out of it. She's on young kitten anymore to take part of that kind of debauchery.
>>13761489That's why you trace her venom glands with your tongue and give her long, sloppy kisses first.
You people make me sick. I bet you'll sexualize the dentist's appointment too when Nojiko finally gets one.
>>13761512>Not sexualizing a man's thick vibrating tools thrusting into the throat pussy of a cockthirsty spaghettijap
>>13761519Hate.
>>13761522Sorry, I can't hear you over fantasies of men forcing their white stuff down a helpless oomukade's throat and grinding against her gums and teeth with their thick tools, crowding around the blushing helpless girl, each one taking their turn to thrust their things down her slutty mouth-cunt. And then viciously throatfucking her after performing their dentistry.
>>13761539That's as bad as showing an Oomukade Perfume.
I made a thing with a weresheep. http://pastebin.com/jR7BVPpH
>>13761546Does it involve kidnapping?
>>13761544>Oomukade must go through the most perilous place of all>THE PERFUME DEPARTMENT
>>13761546>No giant rams pounding innocent sheepgirls senseless with their giant demon-energy infused cocksEeeeeeh. This caught me off guard, I was already listening to some sad cowboy bebop OST shit. Still, good stuff.
>>13761554Patrick please.
>>13761546Whelp, my smile is gone for good.
>>13761546What's with Aftyn and his bad streak recently? he used to be good.
>>13761565This one isn't bad, it's just not happy.
http://pastebin.com/k9nrkyzz GhoulLine 2411, a ghoul and her man eat not!Chinese food and buy icecream. Lewds in the next update. Comments criticisms, all appreciated.
>>13761596Here's some criticism for you: don't put up updates when people are trying to do something and are already distracted!
>>13761546Well if a man's got to go that's up there on the list of best ways to do it.Why are Weresheep so lovely?
>>13761601
>>13761614Not like I'm in a hurry, I've written seven words and have four more hours.
>>13761565Well, I mean, I've legitimately never seen anything even worth reading for a few seconds from him, so it's not a real loss for me. A shame for the people who liked him though.
>>13761596It has about as mellow an atmosphere as you'd expect of a dinner date. Makes me wonder how Aoife and Skadi's outing went.>You asked him why it arrived in Lily’s cleavage, but he swears he just gave it to her normally.Clever girl.
>>13761098I don't want the Purple Guy's sloppy seconds.
>>13761671>not wanting sloppy secondsWhy even live?
>>13761596>More ghoulGood shit. And cute as fuck. Especially that feeding moment. Also, that Lily comment. Why is she so good?
>>13761565I'm living in Japan for the time being and can't devote myself fully to writing.Sorry if its not up to par with my previous works; I didnt even know I had a standard, I just wrote what I felt was interesting.And this one was deliberately short because it was for a time-limit contest, and I was in a rush to go to Nakano Broadway.
>>13761678That's a crime against nature
>>13761678>Wanting sloppy secondsW-why? Are you an alp trying to justify getting a dose of spirit energy by saying 'it's okay because I'm getting it off of a girl's body'?
>>13761701Your dick is shaped like a mushroom for a reason. You should use it for what it's for once in a while.
>>13761705...Fucking Matangos?
>>13761707I would an oneesan matango
>>13761707Yes. Fuck that soft, squishy fungus until it's seeping your cum everywhere with a disgusting ahegao on its face.
>>13761715How could ahegao be disgusting?
Name something more heartwarming than walking into the kitchen, your baby monster girl daughteru in her booster seat eating, and when she sees you she reaches out for you. Then you pick her up, and she hugs you and buries her head into your chest and makes happy noises
>>13761718Her face is seeping your cum out of every pore like she's a jizz golem in a sauna. It's pooling inside her mouth, dripping out of her tear ducts, bubbling in her nostils as she breathes...
>>13761719Easy. Her calling out "Daadaa" while reaching for me.>>13761723And she's making the peace sign, yes. Beautiful.
>>13761725A DOUBLE peace sign, and her legs are stuck in a partial missionary leglock. She still softly moans and twitches in tune with your rhythm, even though you've been out for an hour.
>>13761732See, there's nothing disgusting about this. It's the most divine form a woman can have.
>>13761737You can't kiss her without a taste of your own cum, though. Or touch her. You either have to get all slimy to have post-coital cuddles, or leave her alone, dripping cum all over the bed for the night.
>>13761741I take pictures and leave, as a gentleman does.
>>13761743That's not very gentlemanly, though. You should show some restraint and creampie your waifu half-dozen times per day at most.
>>13761749Waifu? Oh heavens no, she's just a strumpet.
>>13761753>trying to pump and dump a MatangoYou have fucked up now. She's gonna turn you into a mindless cumpump once she finds you.
>>13761761No she won't, not if she doesn't want those pictures uploaded all over everything.
>>13761766Why would she care about the pictures after she's made you hers? She can just go sit in a cave as you hump her like a machine.
>>13761778Well what will her mother and father think of her?
>>13761779Probably that she looks happy and fulfilled.
>>13761779>"Our little girls has grown so much, we're so proud"And then they tear up and have to stop.
>>13761779They'd be happy that she has such a passionate husband now. They always thought she was nerdy and bad with boys.
>>13761785>>13761788>>13761792I deserved this, huh.
>>13761546I liked it. He had somoene that cared for him before he went, and that's all that matters.
>>13761102I wish we had art of more fat-bottomed Mantises with alternate designs from the base one.
>>13761097>.less still can't out of samefaceI can't get a boner to his plasticine stuff anyways, but still.
Look to line 473 for some sweet lovin'.http://pastebin.com/p4t3ANfZ
Why so ded?
I just had a great idea
>>13761809I want a Mantis with long hair tied into a ponytail.I swear half my time spent thinking about monster girls revolves around different hair styles or outfits.
>>13761829Let's hear it then.
>>13761829Sounds painful.
>>13761832To tease a thread full of beta faggots.
>>13761837Okay, how do you plan to go about it?
>>13761840You'll see, maybe
>>13761830I like to think about alternate body types/hairstyles/color schemes etc.
>>13761837I dunno. The MonMusu thread on /a/ already has enough idiots to deal with...
>>13761827And just because I finished early is no reason to bully.
>>13761837Did they hurt your feelings?
http://strawpoll.me/4901387
Would you TZICH me?
>>13761876Voted Beelzebub, cuckbug needs more love.
>>13761876What nefarious thing are you plotting this time?
>>13761878>No chestDFC or I have to use the flamethrower?
>>13761827Thanks Doc
>>13761876Is >>13761837This a part of your master plan?
>>13761886_____________...
>>13761850>going to /a/They have terrible taste and even worse autism
>>13761885>ignoring my contributions to the canon of internet literature and simply taking the imageYou fiend.
>>13761887It is then, there's something to see here guys.
>>13761876Didn't you do this same thing not too long ago? And the hair lady won?
>>13761894You say that like /jp/ is any betterConsidering this board is mostly just touhou image dumps, it's actually worse
>>13761899Hey looks, someone remembers. Remember what I said it was about?
>>13761876>Strawpoll is getting captcha soonMaybe polls won't be get spammed by proxies/bots in future.
Can't you at least turn around? This is embarrassing.
>>13761894Tell me about it. Within the first few hours of EP1 dropping, it's nothing but horsefuckers and 'secondary' bullshit.Kinda reminds me of the days when these threads were over there.
>>13761909I don't recall there being any level of elitism when we were over there, aside from shitposter-kuns "knights of manga" schlock.
>>13761906Yeah, I do. I don't know if it was you who said it, but I remember what someone said. Which is why I refuse to vote. I actually didn't vote last time either. You don't vote on things you know nothing about.
>>13761900Best part of /jp/ is we have decent mods, I don't want the mods from /a/ after seeing the mod chat leaks. One of them's a yurifag that barely watches anime and wants to ban people who hate it.
>>13761375Can they breath anything other than fire?It feels weird that there's no subfamily of dragons that is actually like dragons except for Wyvern and Jabbers.You guys think KC will do more Dragons?
>>13761919And what did I say?
>>13761933I think he said he would in a Q&A.
>>13761929Pretty sure mods get to choose between two boards or more to moderate anon.You might be talking about the same kind of people altogether...
>>13761936He seems to hang out on /mlp/ and /a/. If the guy barely watches anime I doubt he'd be on /jp/ which is even more weeb.
>>13761929>One of them's a yurifag that barely watches anime and wants to ban people who hate it.Why do I always have to share fandoms with idiots and crazy people?Actually I don't think there's any fandom free of that.
>>13761546>nurse weresheepWhat's next, holst? And a maid holst too?
>>13761934Something that confirmed you a Fenoxo tier faggot. It wouldn't really bother me, since I'm the report and ignore type, but it would probably irritate some.
>>13761948its funny since they said monstergirls weren't /a/, and they still let attack on tumblr shit up the place.the mods wanted to save /a/ but they saved nothing. I'm happy that kusinagi fucked off and whoever is running it isn't being a cuck like him.
>>13761948Welcome to being a fat loverA good chunk of them are nuts.
>>13761909most of them were newfags since they were hung up on polt, even the /a/ shitpost irc showed up with old trollbait.
>>13761966My nigga. Fat is really only a fantasy for me because irl fat people are indescribably awful.
>>13761969I still remember that on /a/non that called the /jp/ threads furryfaggots although they love Polt.
>>13761974Same, it's one of those 2d only things for me due to A, health problems B, most are terrible as you said.Id a monster girl that big in a heartbeat
What is your preferred level of ferocity in a monstergirl?>tfw no buff Hellhound waifu
>>13761966Welcome to being part of any sort of fandom.
>>13762011Bison-girl during mating season.
>>13762011Aggressive but not to the open violence point.>>13761940Yeah, just looked at the /a/ thread.It's shit
>>13762011I want to have a standoff with a buff Hellhound that doubles my weight!God fucking dammit i have such a deathwish and i don't give a fuck anymore.
>>13762026Tatanka snu-snu!
>>13761827You are a depraved and deeply disturbed person. Who could ever love a centipede?
>>13762011As long as she doesn't broke any bone I'm fine. I don't mind some bites and scratches.
>>13762034>you will never see a blonde haired, blue eyed bishie knight decked out in silver armor with a red cape try to elude a tall, buff Hellhound
>>13760314It was digustingly generic and vanilla.
>>13762046She's going to be just as pelviserated as I am. The pure force of our crotch-mashing is going to sink California like a second Atlantis.
>>13762068Decent vanilla doujins for elves are so rare that rape and ntr are "generic" for them.
>>13762011No broken bones, no missing limbs, no vore, and, above all, no belittling.
>>13762034You know, that sounds nice.>Go lifting on leg day, sun shining (the bastard) and birds singing.>Halfway through squats when a 350lb Minotaur of pure muscle walks over and tells me we're going to be lifting buddies>"That's Ok, I don't need on-">I wasn't asking.>Fastforward to sweaty shower sex and letting my parents know that I need my old king sized bed in my place.>My DnD group's face when they see me DMing with her walking through my house.
>>13762059No bully pls, I love Dragons.
>>13762068>genericNigga please, if anything it's a change from Elf Rape Doujin #8999
>>13762092It is less than 9000
>>13762092>You will never have the ass planted firmly on your face
>>13762011Anything from meek, cuddly Weresheep to wild rapacious Hellhound that makes me wonder if she'll eat me or fuck me silly.If we're only talking the ferocious ones then anything as long as there's no murder, mutilation, broken bones or other permanently debilitating injury.
>>13762155Right with you there, I'm fine with all ends of the spectrum. One of my top 5 is Ushi-Oni with another being Weresheep. Variety is wonderful.
I'm gonna make love~Even when I'm dead!My body might be cold!But it's always hot in my bed!MAAAKEE LOOOVEEE~!Don't be afraid!Just 'cuz my heart ain't beatin'It don't mean you won't get laid!
>>13762155Prefer the softer MGs as far as dom goes, but I love me some Lava Golems.Spidercow can go fuck itself with a chainsword.
Why does revising one story make me feel the compulsive desire to reread/re-edit all my old ones? Please, I just want to write new things.
>>13762275At least you're able to write right now. I'm too deep in the hole of procrastination.
>>13762275Who are you?
>>13762270>Spidercow can go fuck itself with a chainsword.Oh come on you bully, they're lovely at heart. Just give one some hugs and bellyrubs and with tickling behind her fluffy ears and she'll be in heaven.
>>13762278Quicksilver
>>13762282Ah.
>>13762011It varies. My second favorite is probably one of the most gentle MGs possible, but Hellhound and Ushi are both acceptable. Probably the only two that I would actually go for on that spectrum though. As for things involved, see >>13762079 and >>13762155>>13762275Because as you improve you want to improve your past stories as well. It makes sense to me, anyway.
>>13762287Don't do me like that anon!
>>13762282You're okay. But you really need to write more about hellhounds.
>>13762281I want to walk up to an Arachnotaur and caress her face, leading her into a kiss. Then while she is distracted, I want to pull off her seal.
>>13762299>spoilerHuh. I actually think those would fit his interests pretty well.
>>13762281Give me the fox in the back!
>>13762301You're a brave soul, I like your style.
>>13762299What kind of Hellhounds are we talking here?Cute submissive Hellhounds?Tender, dominant Hellhounds?Hellhound pups?Thick, chubby delicious Hellhounds?I can keep going.
>>13762281>Perfect wife.pngYeah, shes in the background
>>13762311I'm not him, but all of the above.
>>13762311>Cute submissive Hellhounds>Tender, dominant Hellhounds>Thick, chubby delicious HellhoundsAll of these sound wonderful.>Hellhound pupsOnly if it's a cute daughteru story.Daughterus are not for sexual.
>>13762281>>13762281Except nobody writes Spidercow in a way that makes me think "Huh, I think I want my pelvis eviscerated!"That and Not!Kojima Spidercow was fucking stupid.
>>13762307>>13762314A fox is fine too.>>13762311Tender, dominant Hellhounds with no shota shit.
>>13762311>>Tender, dominant Hellhounds>>Thick, chubby delicious HellhoundsTwo for one!
>>13762311The thickest of hellhound for tender loving switch sex
>>13762310While she's busy eviscerating my pelvis, I want to trail kisses up her neck stopping at her ear to nibble and whisper about how many daughters I want to give her.
>>13762311A switcher between cute submissive and tender dominant.
>>13762316>>13762319>>13762323>>13762324>>13762331Time to for me kick some ideas around then. I'll probably put this at the top of my ideas list, to be done once edits are stable.
>>13762311>Tender, dominant Hellhounds?This kind.
>>13762334Yay, thanks!
>>13762334Thanks, friend. Looking forward to it. Especially if it involves hellpups in any form, but either way. I'm glad you stuck around after getting such a muted response to your Doll story back in April.
>>13762281Waifu/10, would take that Ushi right on the rubble of that table.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KtsV4bWPHsY>YFW the attitude of the Lava Golem depends on the region of the world they're encountered in>Polynesian and Hawaiian Lava Golems are more humanoid in appearance, often wearing leis fashioned out of some kind of flame retardent flower, mimicking Pele with their Hinezumi fur dresses>Vesuvius BBA and her daughters are more pragmatic, focused on smithing in honor of Father Vulcan>Wear armor and look like the typical Roman legionnaires>Kuuuru
>>13762321How disappointing, it seems people have forgotten all about the wonders of mighty Arachnotaur and her glorious religion.Perhaps I shall refresh anons when I have the time.
>>13762345>spoilerI am too. I knew that I'd probably get ignored for awhile at first, especially since I started off with an out-of-order long story. I feel like I've really hit my stride now with one-shots though.
>>13762359Not everyone.All hail Arachnotaur! Bringer of holy chocolate milk, pelvis shattering snu snu, and fancy spider mating dances!
>>13762370Oh my...But do you know of the third religion within the Trifecta of Moo?
>>13762380Strawberry milk for the Khornaflakes?
>>13762359Please do. Ushi-Oni is the only gal for me.
>>13762384Acceptable answer.From henceforth, you shall be my Cardinal Bishop. Congratulations Mr. Anon.You do Goddess Arachnotaur's glorious work.
>>13762380>heart shaped pubesFetish acquire. Researching possibilities for expressing fetish.Would an Alp even grow pubes?>>13762394Cardinal Bishop, eh? Now I can finally do what my idol did and send all my problems to church.
>>13762359I got into a fight with a spider a few weeks ago, as absolutely stupid as that sounds. Since when do the little shits know how to sidestep and follow it up with a glaring taunt. It just fucking sat there giving me this look like it didn't have time for my shit that night. Motherfucker you were in my kitchen.There will be no spider worship. Kahlua is better in milk anyways.
So what about that Dullahan doing slam dunk with her head? Was it colored?
>>13762400Sounds like somebody forgot about the spider-sense and the tingly feelings it gives.
You know that hunger games simulator? I'm half tempted to do that with monstergirls just to speed things up.Is this a bad idea or not? I mean it'd pretty much be a waifu war.
>>13762411It would burn up through many images. Do it only if you delete the old image after posting a new one.I always found them funny. Make sure to put some writefags into it to see if they can be made to suffer.
>>13762411I remember people doing that in the past. Just remember to delete images if you do. They take up a ton, if I recall.
>>13762401I want to put my dick in a dullahan neck hole
>>13762416DEEP. THROAT.
>>13762411Nah, it wasted images the last time.
>>13762359Not so much forgot the wonders of the Arachnotaur as disappointed in how much she's become such a meme for vicious MG when Oomukade exist as well.That and I'll never forgive myself for reading that hilariously tryhard cronenberg greentext involving one.
>>13762414>>13762415Got it. People will be able to see them in the archives anyway.I need 24 monstergirls for this. Suggestions?
>>13762422Oomukade will never be vicious because they look like Tomoko.
>>13762411It's been done before. Just know what limits to push/maintain to keep from pissing off too many people in terms of image management.People are gonna be vocal regardless of what page we're on or what the image count is at. Some of it is warranted though since /jp/ can be pretty bipolar on when a huge thread purge can occur and leave us in limbo for another day.
>>13762426Use characters from our stories, that'll make it meaningful. Also Moth-chan and Charon.
>>13762426Things like Ushi, Hellhound, Manticore, etc. Especially that last one. I want to see how she dies.>dramatic discrkiYou trying to call me dramatic, captcha?
>>13762417>Dick goes into head from below, exits her mouth and cums just inside her lower lips while she gives herself head
>>13762437Deus vult!
>>13762431I second this 100%
>>13762426Whatever gets brought up the most.
>>13762431This is the Waifu war anon, I need non-name monstergirls so we can determine the supreme waifu out of all 24 contestants.>>13762435Ushi-Oni, Hellhound, and Manticore are being added to the Waifu War.>>13762448I need actual suggestions anon. What's your favorite monstergirl?
>>13762437>Dick goes into head from below, exits her mouth and cums just inside her lower lips while she gives herself headJust fap to guro. This happens there all the time
>>13762453>non-name monstergirlsBoo!
>>13762453If you need a bunch, you should use the random feature from the wiki. http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random
>>13762454>guro
>>13762458Yeah, just trawl through the latest updates on the list or something.
>>13762462Yeah, I think I'm just gonna do that.
>>13762467Boo! You suck! Everyone throw rotten tomatoes at him!
>>13762435>hating manticoresFuck you.
>>13762426Paladin-chan needs loves too. She needs a chance to purge.
Does Ushi know how to stop web?
>>13762475>liking manticoresFuck off bob
>>13762428You and Alp can fuck off with the Smellypede NEET bullshit.
>>13762454But I also want to ream her prone butt while gently kissing her. That would feel dumb with a corpse.
>>13762477They shit rope if that's what you're asking.
>>13762475It's just a meme anon, nobody actually hates any monstergirl. Except, you know, fags.
>>13762480>You and AlpYes. Me AND Alp. Both. Quite. I'll have you know it was never intended as a description of the entire species. Just sayin' why it ended up happening.
>>13762479>Liking Manticores makes you BobThen there's this bogeymanning faggot.
>>13762463>not liking guroDisgustingFucking normieBTW she probably counts as MG since she is immortal and shit>tfw no immortal kikimora to kill over and over
>>13762477Yes. Getting her hips to stop moving is a different matter entirely.
>>13762476Fine, why not?
>>13762487So you like eggs in ass Beelzebub and organ destroying futawoolf?Fuck you.
>>13762479Well meme'd, fag.
>>13762492Get the fuck out with your bait. >>>/gurochan/
>>13762492Being immortal does not qualify as a monster girl you idiot.If that was true Santa and others would count.
>>13762496Man, you are really cancer.
>>13762491>>13762497To hell with you both and your meme monstergirls who was spammed endlessly and should not see the light if day again.
>>13762496Fuck off.
>>13762496>eggs in ass BeelzebubThere's that misinformation again, Beelzebubs don't do that.
>>13762501>SantaMore like SANTANA>>13762509Except Manticore has barely been discussed because you faggots are running shit like Kikimora and Spidercow into the ground because you can't appreciate somebody else's taste.Not everybody wants a jolly green rape train that people are going to turn into a moé dark skinned she-bitch who can't lift.
>>13762511They did in MGQ, and that's enough for these scoundrels.
>>13762509Cry more, you are the only retard hater here.
>>13762503
>>13762509>Stop liking what I don't like!Just leave.
>>13762501So being immortal doesn't count but being human with magical powers counts? I call bullshitShe is more like an undead than a human.>>13762500Fucking moot killed based /g/uro board. I'm still mad
>>13762515Manticore has been discussed to death and you'd know that if you'd been here longer than a week.>>13762517>retard haterYes I do hate manticore likers.>>13762510You first.>>13762511>every setting is MGE
>>13762515>Not everybody wants a jolly green rape train that people are going to turn into a moé dark skinned she-bitch who can't lift.Fucking this.
I want to take care of an orphaned werekitten, jinko, sphinx, cheshire, and manticub.
>>13762515Seriously though, Immortals don't count as monstergirls since you can still be 100% human.It's more like an occupation, or something that could better explain, as opposed to a species.Also I hope you're not trying to start shit with Kiki and Ushi fans, because that's a bad idea when they have a better tract record than Manticore fans.
>>13762515>you faggots are running shit like Kikimora and Spidercow into the ground because you can't appreciate somebody else's taste.>muh big fat throbbing tailpussy>im a tailpussy slut>I want to be a manticore slaveEat a dick.
Nothing bad ever happens here.
>>13762528Go back to /a/.
>>13762515>Not everybody wants a jolly green rape train that people are going to turn into a moé dark skinned she-bitch who can't lift.Oh you want sadistic, grimdark bullshit?>>>/vg/>>>/mgu/
>>13762527>So being immortal doesn't count but being human with magical powers counts? I call bullshitAre you citing something from MGE? Last I checked KC wasn't the high authority on what is or isn't a monstergirl, especially after Witch and Cait.>She is more undead than a humanNo she isn't. She's alive and human.100%.To be undead means she would have had truly die and be resurrected.It seems you're quite hellbent on pushing things that aren't even thread related. I suggest you go back to whatever board you crawled out of.
My opinion could beat up your opinion. Yeah, yours.
>>13762543I didn't say grimdark bullshit.I'm talking about an Ushi-Oni that actually has a fucking pair instead of "KYAA~ SENPAI NOTICED ME I HOPE MY SEAL IS STILL ON! <3~~~~~"
>>13762528>>13762537>>13762543Samefag.
Well, I guess it is that time of the day again. Man.>>13762531Agreed, on the first three. I want to fall asleep in a pile with them every night.>>13762547Nah, mate. Mine are clearly superior. You can fuck off.
>>13762546Why are you engaging him, do you know what it was that he posted?
>>13762552>I HOPE MY SEAL IS STILL ON!The ironic thing is that sounds wonderful.
>>13762540Does Alraune eating a fruit cake count as cannibalism?
>>13762558Is it Alraune fruit? If yes, then yes. If not, then no.
>>13762555Yes trips, all them cat types purring or chuffing as you all sleep in a cuddle pile would be lovely.
The Waifu War begins soon. Place your bets.
>>13762540I'm not really keen on plant MGs.Plus some of them physically fusing you to part of their body/a tree, etc terrifies me.
>>13762556Mai from Mai Chan's Daily Life? An immortal, but human, maid from a large guro hentai manga that he's trying to push as a Monstergirl?
>>13762552Tough shit, MGE is the meat of this thread and it is moe waifufaggotry, if you want harder stuff look somewhere else.
>>13762566Do it through imgur links
>>13762566>SaberHeh. Hope she makes it.
>>13762574>It's moe waifufaggotryYou can't seriously be this retarded if you knew anything about MGE's world.
>>13762575Okay then.Should I leave this one up so people know who's competing, or just delete it now?
>>13762566>generic monmususBoring. Also >>13762575, since I don't want to see it
>>13762573So you know he's either an idiot freak or a troll.
>>13762533Nah, Mai was separate species/mutation and could breed only with other immortal>>13762546She dies ten times a day
>>13762566Use imgur because we both know you're going to get tired of deleting images and then you'll leave them up.
>>13762582Get the fuck out of here with your generic bullshit.
>>13762583That much is completely obvious.Must be from /a/ or /jp/. And look, he's still trying in post >13762585
>>13762582I said it would be generics.>>13762586I already said I would.
>>13762574>it is moe waifufaggotryIf it was moe waifufaggotry, why do we defang and bitch about many of its monsters all the time?
>>13762578>guys, MGE is totally grimdark, REALLY!We've had this diccussion a million times, we know it's not all puppies and rainbows as KC says but bad stuff is marginal. Not doing this again.
>>13762566Go Hellhound!
Remember when these threads were good?I don't.
>>13762596>>13762597
>>13762605Delete this.
>>13762609Report and ignore.
>>13762566C'mon Wurm.
>>13762605And you being here while saying that says more about you than about us.
>>13762597There's a difference between grimdark and it being not nearly as sunshine and puppy dogs.Go back to fucking /tg/ where your kind is welcome since if it isn't a perfect world it's grimdark to you.
>>13762605Oh please, this is just another slappyfight that'll blow over you whiny furfag.
>>13762615Not. Biting. The Bait.
>>13762613Imagine taking that hose and spraying her navel with it to tickle her.
>>13761827I enjoyed this.
>>13762596>defangThe phrase you're looking for is "piss and moan in impotent rage."
>>13762632I bet you'll enjoy those threesomes that are to come, too.
He guys, is it even possible to catch 'em all?
>>13762631She might spill her drink, and then she'd cry.You won't like her when she's crying.
>>13762566How the fuck do I post imgur links?
>>13762426Griffon, sea bishop, and ryu are all I ask for
>>13762637>threesomesBut isn't this a tale of a boy and his creepy crawly?
>>13762645Upload an image from your computer to Imgur.Paste the image URL in a comment here.
>>13762426Werebat let's go
>>13762646>tfw the only bit of writefaggotry the Griffon has is some shitty submissive maid shit
>>13762649A boy, a Creepy Crawly, and an old cat who hasn't had a man in over a decade.
>>13762636Who is it that's bitching about moe spidercows?
>>13762652It's saying it's spam.
>>13762591>he posted something I don't like>must be boogeyman from /a/! Yeah, no. I'm the one who posted dullahan and asked about slam dunk color. Fucking a severed head from the neck through the mouth and into pussy is guro territory so I naturally remembered about Mai chan
>>13762646>>13762655You two are a bit late.
>>13762656And it was glorious. You gay son?
>>13762656>impling that's bad
>>13762656What do you want, glourious combat stories?
>>13762661Yeah, he's wrong, you must be from /b/.
>>13762661>A Dullahan and an immortal human maid are totally 100% the same thing>Muh boogeymanMust be running out of steam there if you can't even churn out something even halfway decent for shitposting.
>>13762566Okay I think I've got it figured out.Let the Waifu Wars begin.http://i.imgur.com/hfjFjSD.png
>>13762672That dragon right off the bat. Oh god, it's hilarious.
>>13762669Damn straight I do.
>>13762672Poor Dragon...
>>13762672>Dragon commits suicideNyaaani?
>>13762672Dragon's a quitter. Shame on that greedy lizard.
>>13762672Poor dragon.
>>13762672That fucking dragon.And my guess is you tried using a nondirect image link. Seems you got it down now though.
>>13762672Dragon sluts btfo.
>>13762657Oh, oh my. That must be a pent up old cat.
>>13762672>tfw Dragon won't just resurrect as a Zombie Dragon.
>>13762672>MGE Dragons
>>13762689Indeed. One with loose morals, too, to not mind her acute sense of smell being violated by that stinky bitch.But it'll be like 2018 before Alp delivers.
>>13762241Chef, why did you never come back as Darth Chef? ;_;
>>13762677>>13762680>>13762681>>13762682>>13762683>>13762684>>13762688>>13762693>>13762694Day 1http://i.imgur.com/HQ3qWww.png
>>13762699He came back as a Nazi Zombie in Stick of Truth.
>>13762701That hinezumi must be pretty bad at martial arts.
>>13762701Flames have not been successful in this game.
>>13762701Chimera draws first blood!
>>13762707Well, to be fair, in terms of power a Chimeara is very, very high tier.
>>13762701>Chimera strangles Fire ratAnd so Nyanon cries in a corner.>Dhampir makes a slingshotDid she not learn from the Coyote?
>>13762701Go get em Chimera.
>>13762696Wait, does that mean she did hear/smell the creepy crawly scuttling around in the walls and stinking up the place when the protagonist called her over?
>>13762701>paladin and mantis teamJUSTICE WHEN
>>13762720She'd been living there for so long, I'm sure she knew SOMETHING creepy was crawling around.
>>13762678Too bad, the only combat you'll see is bed combat for sexual supremacy in bed.
>>13762726I'm okay with that.
>>13762701>>13762707>>13762708>>13762710>>13762717>>13762718>>13762721Heh. Hahahha. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!IT BEGINS.http://i.imgur.com/sEgveJS.png
>>13762696>loose moralsBut she seemed like such a nice, motherly lady. At least the MC can find out if she can do the things he saw in those catgirl porn flicks.
>>13762735>Hellhound drowns manticoreYes. Also, that fucking large mouse. What the fuck.
>>13762735I'm still rooting for Paladin-chan. Deus vult!>>13762737I bet she can do stuff that those young actresses can't. But like I said, it'll be 2018 before Alp delivers.
>>13762735Large Mouse is fucking hardcore.
>>13762735LET THE BODIES HIT THE ROCK FLOOR
>>13762735>mouse drowns wurm>hellhound drowns manticore
>>13762735Yo, that mouse is scary what the fuck.Pretty sure Hellhound is just some Ea level hard counter to manticores at this point.
>>13762735FUCKING WONDERLAND!
>>13762735Wurm! No!
>>13762735>Large Mouse drowns Wurm, thinking she's a shark>yfw the wurm believes it too"Oh god, a shark! I've got to drown them!""Oh god, I'm a shark! I've got to be drowned!"
>>13762714>Wurm drowns>Everyone decides to go to wonderlandShit's fucked up.
>>13762735Is Dhampir channeling Acme today?>Wurm diesCrap.
>>13762735you should show the death count after that one
>>13762761I lost P'Orc.I am sorrowful
>>13762735>Wurm and manticore ded alreadywhy.
>>13762735This hallucination event is shit. Thins out the ranks way too fast.
>>13762745>Paladin-chan. Deus vult!More like ego volo, am I right?
>>13762770I'd take a ride on the boymaker.
>>13762770I would laugh so hard if Paladin-chan was the winner.
>>13762735And now a tribute to the Fallen with some tasteful music.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9pPQnhhUqtUhttp://i.imgur.com/hmdFFuE.pngHALF OF THEM ARE DEAD ALREADY, JESUS I THOUGHT I PUT THE DEATH RATE AT MEDIUM.
>>13762703How far the mighty can fall...
>>13762735>>13762761So I had to look up what tracker jackers were.>Large, incredibly violent wasps>A single sting can cause madness from the pain>Multiple stings will kill>When stung, people hallucinate shit like their eyes being eaten by ants, and loved ones being horribly mutilated>The effects, if not fatal, last for several days with treatment.
>>13762772I'd make a girl with her.
>>13762776>>13762778Damn. Dhampir probably got it the worst here.
>>13762776https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qc0WNjwn2ysGoodbye brave monsters, shall you meet again in the next world.Seriously though for medium those girls are getting out of hand.
>>13762770I want to be rescued from a monmusu rape den by my childhood friend Paladin.
>>13762776https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I0xUl_VRCmM
>>13762776park priest or paladin got this
>>13762776You guys really should learn not to tempt fate.http://i.imgur.com/PIl2QG9.png
>>13762799Paladinfags BTFO
>>13762735>Hellhound drowns Manticore
>>13762799>Paladin-chan diesAll is lost. This is the end.
>>13762799Good shit. Really good shit. Also, red oni is pretty trusting.
>>13762799>falls into a lakeHow.
>>13762799>Paladin dieswelp all interest in this dies with paladin-chan
>>13762799>Paladin-chan dies>Everyone else is for the most part still shaken up over recent eventsThis is pretty grim.
>>13762809Can't even fuck her corpse, waterlogged bodies are gross as all hell.
>>13762799All that armor's just going to sink a bitch if they fall in the lake. Bets on Oni and Manti turning on each other?
>>13762809Tricked by a lady
>>13762799What sort of nightmares would be scary enough to get to a hellhound?
>>13762809A FROZEN lake.As in, walks on ice and then falls in.
>>13762799>Paladin drownsAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>13762799>Paladin-chan diesWhere is your Chief God now?
>>13762816I see what you did there.
>>13762819A world without a cute boy to protect.
>>13762803I want to be down her.
>>13762819Husbando dying.
>>13762825Brb ima suicide so I can be together with Paladin-chan in death. We can have soul anal.
>>13762819Nightmares about murdering her smug sister Manticore.Hellhound's probably got some PTSD.
>>13762819She has a nightmare that everyone hates her and she is going to die alone. Then she realizes that her nightmare is actually reality.
>>13762799The Goblin keeps receiving stuff from unknown sponsors, is she cheating?
>>13762799dark priest is crying because she knows what she must do
>>13762832>We can have soul anal.I like the way you roll.
>>13762836She's taking everyone down to Goblin Town.
>>13762843>Goblin has a whole tribe backing her up.Go goblin-chan! Go!
>>13762799>>13762801>>13762804>>13762805>>13762809>>13762810>>13762813>>13762815>>13762819>>13762821>>13762825>>13762839MERROW IS PLAYING WITH DANGER.http://i.imgur.com/3VXOhSi.png>>13762836Which one of you keeps sending things to her?
>>13762847Goblin is cautious. There may be hope yet.
>>13762847>MantisIs she cutting herself out of depression now?
>>13762847Large Mouse will be having sushi tomorrow.
>>13762847>Hellhound spares ChimaeraThe kindest
>>13762847>Chimera-chan asking hellhound to kill her but why
>>13762857Not unless Chimera gets a hold of her.
>>13762860The oomukade part took over.
>>13762847>Mantis injures herselfSee this is why you don't enter the lair of your enemies, traps everywhere.
>>13762847I would bet money that large mouse could drown a fish.
>>13762828>>13762830>wake up one night>hellhound waifu is crying in her sleep>the flames around her eyes are barely bright enough to illuminate her face, and flicker green every so often>her skin is cold to the touch, at least by hellhound standards>when she wakes up, she makes sure you're in bed with her, and starts using you as a body pillow>the next morning, she acts as confidently as always>but she hugs just a tiny bit more than she normally did
>>13762847>>13762852>>13762853>>13762857>>13762858>>13762860>>13762867>>13762868I'M GOING TO FIRE WHOEVER IS IN CHARGE OF THIS ARENA. http://i.imgur.com/h05aZzA.png
>>13762847>Nurenago got electrocuted by the forcefield around the arenaAw, shit.
>>13762874Haha what.
>>13762874>One rodent is killed by othersOhohoho.>Chimera survivesSo far she's on a roll. She might win.
>>13762874Well, at least Hellhound went out fighting. Them squirrels, man.
>>13762874Does getting brutally attacked mean you die? Jesus Christ, these bitches can get killed by fucking squirrels?
>>13762874>the squirrels attackw-what?
>>13762874I bet it was Kars.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1cPW0MX79fU
>>13762874What kind of bullshit squirrels are those?
>>13762874NO, HELLHOUND! THOSE SQUIRRELS ARE NOT FOR BARBEQUE!
>>13762874we need a draw fag to draw this holy shit
>>13762874>NO! I'm not going back to hell! If I'm going, then I'm taking you all with!That Hellhound was hardcore to the end
>>13762874>>13762882>>13762887>>13762888>>13762889>>13762892>>13762893>>13762894>>13762899PRESS F TO PAY RESPECTS.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9pPQnhhUqtUhttp://i.imgur.com/Jw9NuxC.png
>>13762906Hellhound will be fine, right? She can just walk back out of hell again. Right?
>>13762910She's dead, Jim.
>>13762910>Implying Hades isn't going to give her a look and shake his head in disappointment that she was defeated by mere squirrel, completely crushing her spirit
>>13762906>all this death fuck this game man
>>13762906>Hellhound out>Dhampir outNothing here for me.>>13762916Just imagine this is a game to get a shota and they're not dead but unconscious. That's what I'm doing.
>>13762906>>13762910>>13762916WARNING: LEWD.http://i.imgur.com/yAaCUkL.png
>>13762906>Mantis is dead>Hellhound is dead>WURM IS DEADFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
>>13762925Da fuq?
>>13762925Hot.
>>13762927Come on sundowner, no need to be so suprised.
>>13762925>red oni and chimera-chan holy shit
>>13762925Is a friendship, or something more, brewing?
>>13762925Oh. Oh myOh good god
>>13762925I can ship that.
>>13761827Awfull Alp, It's so awfull that I want you to write more creepy crawly to make up for your awfull writing. Go write more creepy crawly
>>13762925Kiss, kiss, kiss!
>>13762939When Alp wakes up and sees you spell awful with two ls, he'll cry.
>>13762925>>13762927>>13762928>>13762933>>13762936>>13762937>>13762938>>13762940Time for a Feast.http://i.imgur.com/sV3DhWb.png
>>13762940You do know they're going to have to kill each other in the end, right?One must die, and one must live.
>>13762943Perfect, the punishment will be complete.
>>13761546You live.Catgirl NTR when? WHEN???
>>13762948Three people walked out of Battle Royale. Granted only two really lived in the end, but still. Love conquers all.
>>13762947Well, at least she put her out of her misery.
>>13762947Moral of the story: Never go to the feast
>>13762947Oni killing for her love.>>13762948Could always go the battle royale route or do a suicide pact after a night of romance.
>>13762951What if that only makes him want to write about it less? I mean we already got a promise for a Vertex update next week.
>>13762948>>13762953And in the first Hunger Games book, Catnip and Dudeguy both walked out.
>>13762947dark priest dark horse confirmed
>>13762964I prefer the idea of them having to kill one another.Like The Boss and The Sorrow.
>>13762966I don't know nothing about no Hunger Games, I've got Battle Royale on my shelf and that's what I'm into.
>>13762799>the top six onesThose sound like really fucking nice pics, especially the scylla looking up at the star-filled night sky
>>13762947>a>>13762959>>13762962>>13762964I don't know what to say here.http://i.imgur.com/yVAlaj4.png>>13762953>>13762966Heh.
>>13762965It is a risk i'm willing to take. We could always punish the Alp more. What could possibly go wrong?
>>13762978WHAT AN ENDING!
>>13762847>mantis injures herselfRequesting Mantis with a straight face, one tear in her eye with a band-aided booboo
>>13762978FUCKING RIGGED
>>13762978>Chimera WinsCalled it.
>>13762978Oh.>>13762980He could kidnap us one by one and shoot his Alp jizz into our butts.
>>13762978NOOOOOO, SHE WAS SUPPOSED TO WIN TOGETHER WITH CHIMERA CHAN! THEY PROMISED!
>>13762978Red Oni was too good for this world. At least her waifu lives on.I'd scream rigged but the way the site works is pretty straight forward.
>>13762978Well, that's something.
>>13762978>Chimera-chan winsYES
>>13762978Yurifags btfo
>>13762978>Red Oni commited suicide so her close friend/forbidden lover could survive
>>13762952Fuck off.
>>13762978If it wasn't for those fucking squirrels.
>>13762994>Red Oni committed suicide so she doesn't have to fight her friendShe knew it would be her and Chimera-chan
>>13762978>>13762982>>13762983>>13762984>>13762985>>13762987>>13762988>>13762989>>13762990>>13762991ONE LAST SALUTE EVERYONE.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wn_iz8z2AGwhttp://i.imgur.com/zSs3TSC.png
>>13762978Hooray for Chimera-chan the merciless!
>>13762998This was a good game. Let's do it again sometime.
>>13762998>>13763000>>13763001HERE IS YOUR WINNER, AND THE SUPREME WAIFU.http://i.imgur.com/nt24lnk.pngUntil next time at least. She'll have to defend her title after all.Should I wait a few hours, or wait for the next thread for the next Waifu war?
>>13763004Why wait at all?
>>13763004Next thread.
>>13763009Because I'm emotionally shot from having my hellhound waifu be eaten by squirrels.
>>13763009Start suggesting then. I need 23 new monstergirls to throw into the grinder.And image links that aren't from the wiki of course.
>>13762995Make me.
>>13763004A few more hours. I say.
>>13763015Moth-chan, Charon and Alpie.
>>13763004Let's wait.
>>13763015http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/monstergirlencyclopedia/images/0/0b/6djYv5g.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20141016232741Lego Anubis.
>Chimaera does nothing>WinsOkay...
>>13763015Mind using a non-MGE MG?
>>13763013>>13763018>>13763023Even if we're waiting, I could use some suggestions so I can set it up and be ready.>>13763025That link doesn't work for the simulator.
>>13763015cold blooded killer Sahuagin
>>13763015
>>13763015Faggot Cat.
>>13763015Jinko, Dormouse, Wyvern, Alp.
>>13763031Nerd Gazer
>>13762994That's too sad.No.
>>13763031http://i.imgur.com/synDcQJ.jpg?1How about that?
>>13763015Matango, Parasite Slime
>>13763043It was the only way.
>>13763009>faggot gamesHow about no?
>>13763049>stop liking what I don't like! Waa, waa, waa!No.
>>13763015amazon
>>13763044Nope, doesn't work.
>>13763015Pharaoh and Apophis.On the same team.They failed horribly last time, and I want to see them make it.
>>13763051>stop not liking what I like! Waa, waa, waa!Yes.
>>13763053Weird. Well, I guess you can use a generic anubis picture, then.
>>13763064You sure you're ready to watch your waifu get strangled, killed by a pack of squirrels, or fall from a tree and break her neck?Are you prepared for the random rape events?
>>13763064I forgot to mention there's going to be another Paladin-Chan. Y'know, just for people who want to root for her.
>>13763016Man, I don't care for QZ's shipping habits.I wouldn't mind as much if he didn't throw Midna at Zant to compensate.
>>13763071Thank you.
>>13763071The Boymaker Rises.
>>13763025Why.
>>13763076I want to go a Crusade with my childhood friend!
>>13763076I want to defile her. Consensually our own bedroom of course. Wouldn't mind a paladin girl with a rape roleplay fetish.
>>13763016>Not fucking the weird black/grey glowing elfLink's always been effeminate but I never thought he was gay
>>13763085He runs around in tights and essentially a skirt, has a high pitched voice, hasn't tapped Zelda's ass canonically yet, and is obsessed with punishing a big bad brown man.
>>13763085>being bestialityfag
>>13763089And plays an instrument that has to be blown.
>>13763089Damn it anon!
>>13763089>hasn't tapped Zelda's ass canonically yetSkyward Sword.
>>13763096Okay, that one time.
>>13763096I haven't played that.What happened?
>>13763106Basically Adam and Eve at the end.
>>13763108But does that means there is a 100% confirmed thing saying they fucked or not?
>>13763092>Midna is bestiality?
>>13763092I don't follow you
>>13763112All the other zelda hero's are their descendants.
>>13763084>Marry a paladin>She has a fetish, but she's too embarrassed to say what it is>Eventually she tells you>She wants to pretend to be a monster girl taking advantage of you>The two of you try it>She likes it>Wants to keep doing it>You notice the changes, she's completely oblivious>First the black sclera appear>Then the tail starts growing>Small horns sprout>Her skin starts to change color>Finally the wings>She still thinks she's a paladin>"Don't be silly Anon, there's nothing weird about me. Look, I'm perfectly normal."
>>13763121So he eventually got laid then.Guess SS Link got more action than any of his descendants ever got.
>>13763130Oh wait, there was one other. Wind Waker Link.
>>13763126>blueberry succubutt in denialPerfect. Especially if she keeps the sweet paladin girl personality with it.
>>13763146>Wind Waker LinkHOW.OoT Link got more action from those zombies/skeletons.
>>13763150Oddly enough, much the same way as SS Link.Being left alone in a foreign land with Zelda to start a new nation.Apparently this is the only way for Links to get laid.
>>13763155So the Zapp Brannigan routine.
>>13763117>>13763118Whenever Link is with Midna it's in wolf form, except in that cutscene at the end.
>>13763155>Apparently this is the only way for Links to get laid.With no one around to hear her screams for help Link makes his move, who'd have thought he was like that.
>>13763147going to have to word this.
>>13763169He waited for his chance and took it. That's what heroes do.
>>13761685She's a wily one. >>13761660>Makes me wonder how Aoife and Skadi's outing went.Probably a lot more drinking
How do people feel about lolidom hellhounds?
>>13763199>hellhoundsIs she gonna be a good girl? Otherwise, she can fuck off.
>>13763199>loli>dom
>>13763206What if she's tender and gentle about it?
>>13763199What's the worst that can happen?
>>13763199Like it's easier to overpower them.Of course if you bed one they'll claim you as their husband, and they're going to grow up eventually. So I guess in the mean time I've got to take advantage of her small and weak figure as much as possible.
>>13763199One of the things you came up with? I'm alright with that. Probably. I want to see how she goes about it before saying for sure, but chances are good that it's fine.
>>13763210No, into the trash she goes.
>>13763199>Lolidom HellhoundsYes YES YES!A thousand times emphatically YES!
>>13763199Could be fun
>>13763199Love the idea. Especially if she's smug.
>>13763215Is that a tauric dog girl?
>>13763216Yeah, I'm actually thinking about twins. One kuu and one genki. Both fairly smug.
>>13763227That or some sort of Hakutaku.
>>13763229Oh god, man. It'd be too much. Too much, I say.
>>13763229>Smug twin sandwichI'll sacrifice my kidney for it.
>>13763229Oh god yes
Hmmm.Do you like your Mantises 100% Kuu, mostly Kuu, or obsessed with Indiana Jones while being somewhat Kuu?
>>13763246Kuuyan.
>>13763246100% Kuu while in public.
>>13763246Is that Megaman in the middle?
>>1376324675% kuu.
>>13763255No, it's Beck from Mighty Number 9
>>13763229Make that two thousand times ultra-emphatically YES.
>>13763255No, it's ProtonJon.Of course it's fucking MegaMan.
>>13763246Kuu with everyone else but me, i want to feel special about being the only one who can see her feelings.
All characters are locked in. Waifu War II starts in one hour.
>>13763269So who got in?
>>13763274Anubis, Sahuagin, Gazer, Sandworm, Cheshire Cat, Alp, Dormouse, Wyvern, Apophis, Pharaoh, Paladin-Chan II, Amazon, Chimaera, Jinko, Ryu, Shirohebi, Tanuki, Undine, Glacies, Lava Golem, Minotaurus, Holstaurus, Apsara, and Kraken.
>>13763274My waifu.
>>13763282Ah, so this was a MGE sort of Hunger Games.
>>13763282>AnubisI pray for her safety...
>>13763287She dies in the second round.
>>13763199>lolidomShit.
>>13763229>>13763199Do it.
>>13763282If the cows don't win I riot.
>>13763287I'm starting at 3:40 PST, you'll find out then.
>>13763297Dammit I've got stuff to do then.
>>13763291It's getting did. Eventually.
>>13763199Just do it.
>>13763199Yes
>>13763255Now why would you ask that? Why would you think that's a question that should be asked?
>>13763297Thread seems pretty dead, should I move it to 3:10?
>>13763341up to you man
>>13763246The best one of the eight.
It begins?http://www.toranoana.jp/mailorder/article/04/0030/32/17/040030321752.html
>>13763357At least the guy doesn't have a whale splitting dick while raping Papi.
>>13763357>Papi doujinYES!Cutest musume.
>>13763357Papi's got a belly in this one.I like it.
>>13763349Waifu War II is now. Place your bets.http://i.imgur.com/ihbw0t9.png
>>13763357>EMG>harpy shitEh, no thanks.
>>13763390Chimera or Ryu.
>>13632246Maid type: HarpyName: SherryPersonality: Cheerful, optimistic and caring.Statement: “Today was fun Master. I hope you smile as much tomorrow as you did today. It makes me a happy maid.” Notes: Might overexert herself for her Master.Sherry was born in MGC Maid Central due to a repeated “incident” that occurred between a butler and a Sherry’s mother. MGC Maid Central reprimanded both the butler and Sherry’s mother by placing them on permanent “mansion watch” duty after the pregnancy came to light and Sherry was born. This involved placing the couple in an unoccupied mansion as permanent caretakers. Sherry however later returned to MGC Maid Central after finishing high school, being encouraged by her mother to “find the one”. As all Harpies Sherry had some issues during her maid training due to her wings. However, due to her optimistic attitude and strong motivation Sherry managed to finish her maid training without much delay. Sherry cheerfully passed her final maid exam at the age of 19, turning her into a proper maid. Our Kikimora interviewer arrived late for the interview as there was an unexpected spillage that needed cleaning due to a young Wurm crashing into a pipe while she was playing tag with her new young butler friend. After a minor delay and some excuses, our Kikimora interviewer started the interview by describing Sherry as a “Clumsy ball of feathers that picked the wrong path in evolution”. Sherry is a normal sized but colorful harpy, standing out with her yellow and greenish feathers. Sherry’s eyes are no exception, being a cocktail of various yellow and greenish colors. Her exotic eyes and her fair set of B cup breasts are cause for plenty of male attraction at MGC Maid Central. It’s Sherry’s cute face and optimistic attitude that are the icing on the cake and make Sherry a favorite among Examinators and butlers in training alike at MGC Maid Central. [Profile continued in next two replies]
>>13763385I like the detail of reticulation on her knees. And the shape of her hands before they transition properly into wings.
>>13763395[Profile continued]As a maid Sherry has an under average performance, being slowed down by her lack of hands. Sherry however is not easily let down and has plenty of tricks and practice up her sleeve to still do her work despite her limitations. Making use of her feet, wings and mouth, Sherry always has a way to get the job done. Being an optimistic and cheerful type, Sherry is always in a good mood and enjoys sharing this with others in many ways. Aside from hearing her softly humming, her future Master will get to enjoy idle chatter with her and will often be surprised with various delicacies Sherry loves to come up with. Having a cheerful and optimistic look on life, Sherry tends to give a little extra for everything she does. However please prevent Sherry from overexerting herself as her body will not be capable of keeping up with her on busy days. A little break and an invitation to take it easy are enough to cause a genuine smile and give Sherry the time to rest she needs. When not performing any duties, Sherry enjoys expressing her cheerfulness on canvas. Her future Master can expect her to create simple works of art often involving nature and flowers. Aside from painting, one can also find Sherry working in a garden. Sherry enjoys putting love and care in flowers and various produce alike and happily watches them slowly grow. Her future Master is for this reason recommended to at least offer Sherry some space to practice this hobby, if not for the delicious foods she grows.[Profile continued in next reply]
>>13763390Tanuki or Minotaur Assuming wonderland doesn't just nuke everyone again.
>>13763357Cute, AND lewd.Also, yay for first doujin.
>>13763390I wager 400 quatroos on the newcomer.I mean, minotaur.
>>13763390Go anubis! I have faith in you! Become the champion these threads need!
>>13763399[Profile continued]As the evening downs, the hard work of that day will start to take its toll on Sherry’s now tired body, causing her to slow down and relax with her Master in the living room. Sherry enjoys spending this time together with her Master, and one will notice her to be quite affectionate during this time. Her future Master shouldn’t be surprised to find Sherry clinging to him, sharing his warmth and lovely looking him in the eyes while relaxing together. MGC Maid Central recommends this as a good way to get rid of stress and have you look forward to the new day that will soon follow.MGC Maid Central recommends Sherry to a Master who enjoys a cheerful and caring maid, who will always do her best to clean the residence and make you smile despite her limitations as a harpy.
>>13763390My desert goddeses must win this time.They WILL win this time.
>>13763411Which desert goddess? There's like three candidates for that title there.
>>13763415The two who will most likely kill each other first.
>>13763415The one that will die in the second round.
>>13763395>Sherry was born in MGC Maid Central due to a repeated “incident” that occurred between a butler and a Sherry’s mother. MGC Maid Central reprimanded both the butler and Sherry’s mother by placing them on permanent “mansion watch” duty after the pregnancy came to light and Sherry was born. This involved placing the couple in an unoccupied mansion as permanent caretakers.I don't understand this part, what exactly happened here?
>>13763390>>13763394>>13763401>>13763404>>13763405>>13763411Already doing better than last Bloodbath.http://i.imgur.com/fMoOhsN.png
>>13763421Sherry's mother had sex with her butler
>>13763423>Shirohebi wit a swordThings are getting interesting.
>>13763423Aw yeah. Glacies, Minotaur and best team getting on well.Also, is lava golem planning on using herself to make molotov cocktails?
>>13763423>In today's MG Hunger Game's news: Milk, either from a Holstaur or an Apsara, is fucking horrifying
>>13763424But why would this be reprimanded? If she was the Mistress doesn't she have a right to rape her butler whenever she feels like it? And how can MGC have the authority to place her in "permanent mansion watch", whatever that is.
>>13763423>Lava Golem grabs alcohol and a ragDangerous.>Ryu finds a bag full of explosives>Bag full of explosivesOh, shit, that's how Pharaoh and Apophis lost last time!
>>13763390Rooting for the Amazon, Kraken and Apophis.>>13763392>harpy shitThem's fightin words
>>13763390>DQ Amazon>not the MGE one
>>13763435I just used the image the guy posted okay?
>>13763421MGC Maid Central would like to clarify this:Sherry's mother, who was a maid has a relationship with a butler at MGC Maid Central. Unfortunately this meant that neither the butler or maid can now be send out on contracts. This is why both are send out to the same empty mansion/residence to maintain it and provide a proper living enviroment for their child.In other words: Maid and butler get a relationship, get a child and get put in an empty to house as a family so they can raise a family. Since neither are single they can't be send out anyway. I might not have been clear enough in the profile.
>>13763395>>13763399>>13763409Yay, more meidos.
>>13763423>>13763425>>13763426>>13763427>>13763430>>13763432>>13763435Alliances are forming and Undine proves herself a fool.http://i.imgur.com/MO51O9p.png
>>13763390sahuagin got this shit
>>13763446>Undine searching for waterIt's Aquaman all over again
>>13763446Yo, these mice are apparently really scary.
>>13763446>Anubis didn't die>Amazon is a coward>Ryu is a flower childInteresting.
>>13763446For some reason, I find the idea of an amazon fleeing from a dormouse quite humorous.
>>13763446I'm starting to think that dormouses without enough sleep time are may be scary
>>13763453Amazons are elephants. Big. Strong. Can break you without tringBut those fucking mice are some horrifying shit
>>13763446>Undine searches for a water sourceIs this bitch for real?
>>13763446>Glacies ArcherSo a bow made of ice, and icicle arrows? Damn
>>13763450She needs to gain more mass to enter her attack form.>>13763454Deprive a mouse of sleep or cheese for long enough, and they'll even be able to drown a wurm.Move aside baphomets. There's a new Big Cheese in town.
Tell me about the Scylla, why does she ear the socks?
>>13763465Because toeless socks are hot.Though in her case, I suppose it's tipless socks.
>>13763395>>13763399>>13763409>>13763439MGC Maid Central has added this profile to it's archives. This and all earlier matched profiles in this round can always be viewed in these archives. Any Master or potential Master can view these archives at the following link: http://pastebin.com/ERQVYZxdMGC Maid Central wishes you a Kiki-tastic day!
>>13763469Interviewer Kikimora a qt.
>>13763469>MGC Maid Central wishes you a Kiki-tastic day!My heart can't handle this adorableness
>>13763469Nice job with this round so far. Mines up next, I think. Looking forward to it.
>>13763446>>13763448>>13763450>>13763451>>13763452>>13763453>>13763454>>13763457>>13763460Still waiting for things to kick off.http://i.imgur.com/xp10iYa.png
>>13763485>Jinko helping fish ladyShe's got too big a heart for this.
>>13763485This one is really peaceful so far. Usually there is at least one person willing to kill pretty quickly.
>>13763485I want Alp and Kraken to win. The idea of an Alp with a Kraken Onee-san is adorable.
>>13763485>Jinko getting along with a fishOh god, I don't want her to die
>>13763485>HatchetThings should kick off shortly.>>13763491But her healing skills are invalid.
>>13763485Official happy song singing round. Why can't it stay like this?Also, poor shirohebi. Only one aside from the chimera who's all alone, and she wakes up from nightmares. I wanna hug her.
>>13763485As long as its not a trip to wonderland immediately into KarsSquirrels again.
>>13763485Honestly, at this point, I'm getting anxious.Wonderland shit's gonna happen again, I know it.That, or Ryu's gonna fucking blow everybody up.
>>13763485>>13763492
>>13763485A lot more calm than the first round, it's almost scary.
>>13763502It's the calm before the storm.
>>13763485waiting for the "squirrels"
>>13763508>Not the storm>Or the dogs>Oh god the dogs
>>13763508>Horde of angry squirrel lolis get fed up of idiots wrecking their homeland
>>13763512In the HG books, weren't the dogs actually the corpses of the other contestants, heavily mutated and brought back to life?
>>13763517They sound kind of nuts.
>>13763485>>13763491>>13763492>>13763493>>13763494>>13763495>>13763496>>13763497>>13763500>>13763501>>13763502>>13763508HURRY UP AND START KILLING EACH OTHER.http://i.imgur.com/LUB3YTZ.png
>>13763517>angry CARNIVORE squirrel lolisThat word alone is enough to make any adorable group of cute words be worthy of a big NOPE.
>>13763518I don't god damn know. I don't read the HG's
>>13763523>"TWO HATCHETS, BITCH!"
>>13763523Squid Cunt needs to back off.
>>13763523>Chimaera gets another hatchetShe's dual-wielding. That's not fair.
>>13763523>That many to raid an alp's camp
>>13763523>Chimera-chan has two fucking hatchets
>>13763523>Apo stalks glaciesjiiiiiii~>Monstergirls gang up and steal alp's shitJust like God intended.And now the chimera has two hatchets.
>>13763523If she gets any more hatchets she'll be able to use them as stilts.
>>13763523What, is Chimeara gonna get one for each personality?
>>13762011Aggressive, but not through raping or even through the use of MAMONO MANA to get my motor running. That shit's for plebes who don't have charisma.What she needs to do is use her body language and silver tongue to tempt me away from doing my other duties until I can no longer stand it and bend her over a table and ravage her.
>>13763523They just want to live in peace but we want blood;_;
>>13763544Truly man is the real monster.
>>13763523>>13763529>>13763530>>13763532>>13763533>>13763534>>13763535>>13763539>>13763542>>13763544FINALLY.http://i.imgur.com/zbiedot.png
>>13763554Oh god, Chimera's going full Predator
>>13763554>Kraken and Mino are deadWell shit.
>>13763554>Tanuki attempts to start a fire, but is unsuccessful.[Muffled oy vey in the distance]
>>13763554>Shiro and golem hold handsNew OTP.>Ryu and pharaoh hug for warmthAlso new OTP.Lot of snake-based friendlyness here.Also, I hope that amazon is okay.
>>13763554>the lolis won they had the advantage because they lack hopes and dreams on they're chest
>>13763554What a lewd snake.Sandworm being cute as fuck.
>>13763554>>13763034IT BEGINS
>>13763565>They lack hopes and dreamsIndeed. They have nothing to protect.Conversely, they also have nothing to lose.
I want to hallucinate that I live in a happy home with a happy human wife and kids, to escape from the reality that I live incubised in a cave, forcefully married to a monstergirl I don't even like!
>>13763565They won because flat is justice.
>>13763554>>13763558>>13763559>>13763561>>13763563>>13763565>>13763569>>13763570BLOOD'S IN THE WATER, IT'S KICKING OFF NOW.http://i.imgur.com/ny6xeVM.png
>>13763573>JusticeMore like evil.
>>13763579>Anubis sprains her ankleOh no...
>>13763579>Pharaoh kills two peopleMy god
>>13763579>Sandworm knife fighting a CheshireI can't describe what I'm feeling.>Pharaoh kills mouse and Whitesnake>Jinko is a lower childSo it begins.
>>13763579>Pharaoh gets a double killYes.Though it's a shame Shirohebi was involved.
>>13763579>Chimera and Sahuagin hunt for other tributesChimera's going to kill her when her back's turned
>>13763579>Jinko picking flowers and healing other girlsshe is too pure for this game
>>13763580Only if you're on the wrong side.>>13763579Well then. Sandworm getting shit done. Pharaoh probably cheated even if there are no rules.
>>13763554>Jinko is part of the gang that was bullying the Alp>Now she's bonding with herWhat's Jinko's game, damn it?
>>13763579>Sandworm being nice and cute>Gets tired of Cheshire's shitNice.
>>13763554>Alp builds a shackHAIL TO THE QUEEN
>>13763465Cause Horitomo is gross
>>13763602This Alp built a shack faster than the other one who said he would do it for months.
>>13763599To get close. To make the Alp think she's sorry and accept her apology. To bond and become friends. To trust one anotherAnd then strike
>>13763579>>13763583>>13763587>>13763591>>13763592>>13763593>>13763594>>13763598>>13763599>>13763600Time to pay our respects to the fallen waifus.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9pPQnhhUqtUhttp://i.imgur.com/kerrPkA.png
>>13763608https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h1nQ2bncchs
>>13763554>>13763608Holstaur better suffocate those lolis in her tits to avenge her cousin.
>>13763605>grossYou mean delicious
>>13763608>>13763609>>13763615Alright, enough mourning, back to the War.http://i.imgur.com/g5UU016.png
>>13763625>Even trying to get close to a fire which is defended by a monster with TWO HATCHETSThey're lucky no one lost a limb
>>13763625Paladin is going insane.
>>13763625>tainuki can't live in this world without money
>>13763199I only like certain doms and lolidom is not one. Partly because it puts me out of the story. A big amazonian dom? Yeah I can get that. She could probably kill you a thousand ways with her pinky. But who gets dominated by a fukkin child? Unless you go some kinda superstrength rout.
>>13763630It's just a Hymn. Probably one about how she's going to drown an alp.
>>13763638I feel as though she'll kill herself before that happens.
>>13763638CAN'T SCALP THE ALP
>>13763638I wanna see everyone's reactions when the Alp kills somebody.
>>13763625Don't lose your way, amazon!
>>13763646Should she Force her Way?
>>13763645Probably the same as when a fucking Mouse drowned a Wurm earlier. No one saw that coming, granted they didn't see the squirrels either.
>>13763625>>13763629>>13763630>>13763631>>13763646This is the wound licking round it seems.http://i.imgur.com/THvLgB1.png
>>13763657>jinko sleeping through the daywhile that is adorable, I worry for Jinko
>>13763657>Two hatchets>Now explosivesChimera's either going to chop people to bits or suicide bomb
>>13763657>Explosive>Two hatchetsChimera chan better not job
>>13763657>Two hatchets>AND EXPLOSIVESChimera seems like a sure thing right now.
>>13763657Uh oh. Lets hope wyvern doesn't go around hugging things. Wouldn't want a Dhampir 2.0
>>13763657>letting the flat menace liveWhat is she planning?
>>13763657>Paladin helping undineTrue kindness doesn't distinguish between man and monstergirl. She's the sort of paladin others should aspire to be like.
>>13763572That's the dream, ain't it.
>>13763657>Holstaur beats the Glacies in a fight>Paladin-chan is a false paladin>Tainuki beats Sahuagin in a fight>Sandworm builds a shack>Chimera gets more weaponsThis is full of fuck.
>>13763657>Tanuki sparing Sahuagin in order to make her into a debt slave
>>13763674Paladin-chan II is the best girl.
>>13763657>>13763660>>13763661>>13763662>>13763664>>13763669>>13763671>>13763674>>13763678>>13763681WHICH ONE OF YOU KEEPS SENDING BOMBS?http://i.imgur.com/r6u2Ose.png
>>13763692Me. Get fucking rekt.
>>13763692>Gazer kills Alp and PaladinOh snap.>Jinko gets some bombsWhy.>Grapesnake and Pharaoh bondingHOW
>>13763692>Apophis and Pharaoh getting along[Ulterior Motives Intensifies]
>>13763692>>13763638You see? You see what happens when you let your hatred for Alps consume you?
>>13763692ding dong the Alp is dead
>>13758636>tfw someone saves and uses your artw-whoa, that means a lot Anon
>>13763692https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9XTLG4_Om7c
>>13763692>so many explosives DAMMIT MICHAL BAY
>>13763708Hounds colouring it tooAin't you a lucky sailor
>>13763692>Paladin BTFO>Alp BTFO>Pharaoh and Apophis working together>Explosives EVERYWHERELet it all end.
>>13763692Hey. I brought your favorite.EXPLOSIVES!
>>13763692Dying with an alp. Paladin-chan deserves better.Maybe the pharaoh and apophis will become friends?
>>13763605I'd like him more if he didn't attach a human vagina to an ass.
>>13763692Ahh. Poor Pally-Chan III'd send wyvern all the explosives.>>13763704I still got a wyvern to hopefully not jinx, but probably jinx the fuck out of in this very instant.
>>13763692This is going to end with a bang, ain't it
>>13763692>all these explosivesOooh boy.
>>13763692>Alp is killBULLSHIT
At least Paladin-chan is bullying the Alp in heaven now...
>>13763692>>13763699>>13763702>>13763703>>13763704>>13763706>>13763710>>13763711>>13763714>>13763716>>13763717>>13763720>>13763721>>13763722I'm honestly amazed that Chimaera hasn't died yet. The old champ is still holding on.http://i.imgur.com/4R3L1JU.png
>>13760968>moeblob
>>13763730>Everyone's hunting for each otherSo it begins
>>13763730>Ryu finds a riverIt's over. She found her nuke.
>>13763730>Ryu discovers a riverShits on now.
>>13763730>Holstaur sprains her ankleDoes she even have ankles?>Tainuki going insane from lack of monies
>>13763719Interesting considering he's never drawn what I would call a "human" vagina
>>13763692>Pharaoh and Apophis boonding by sharing stories about each other
>>13763730>>13763733>>13763734>>13763736>>13763739A moment for the fallen.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9pPQnhhUqtUhttp://i.imgur.com/9ErY4YQ.png
>>13763730>Anubis fighting chimera and making her fleeYeah! Show her what you're made of!
>>13763730>Ryu discovers a riverShit's on.
>>13763745>They all involve how they tried to kill the other
>>13763753>One day we'll look back on these series of incidents and laugh>And so they did>But only for a brief moment, as the severity of the situation took hold
>>13763753>"Why are we killing each other again?"
>>13763759>"Why were we killing each other again?">"Because we didn't realize how precious life truly is until now."
>>13763747>>13763748>>13763749>>13763753>>13763758>>13763759Wow, none of these girls wants to be forgotten.http://i.imgur.com/KdH4aat.png
>>13763768Oh god, Chimera's losing it
>>13763768>Holstaur stays awake all nightHathor dammit if she dies.
>>13763768>Apsara dies of an infectionThis reminds me of that time Luka died of an infection.Like a bitch.
>>13763768Poor aspara.I wonder what a glacies infection is like. She slowly melts from the point of infection?
>>13763774No he died from blood loss from trying to pick berries and getting poked by the needles, he tried it like 3 days in a row and fucked up every time then died.
>>13763779Ice can crystallize in a buncha different shapes. I'd imagine its something like they stop staying uniform and rend her at the infection point(s)
>>13763772>>13763773>>13763774>>13763779>>13763788>>13763790Another bomb. Goddamn it, stop sending them explosives!http://i.imgur.com/wYDE3Mx.png
>>13763796I mean. Sandworm would be perfect for planting something like an IED
>>13763790It'd be kind of cool to see a glacies crystallise into something lookin like rime ice.
>>13763796>Holstaur sprains her ankle againAgain, does she even have them?
>>13763199I'm with this fuck. >>13763633 I just can't believe a loli can overpower or in anyway dom a guy that doesn't just let it happen. Suspension of disbelief shattered like a unicorn's hymen on her wedding night.
>>13763796https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PFpE_iNtWAo
>>13763796>All these preparationsIt's about to get messy
>>13763807Loli Lilim
>>>/a/127996560New Jitsu chapter.
>>13763812Thanks.
>>13763812Nice
>>13763811Lift lilim. Lilim now unable to put force into anything. Works with Baphos as well.
>>13763807If it was a hellhound loli, she might have enhanced attributes or even some sort of power over hellfire.Might be a bit dangerous.
>>13763817Buth Lilims are about magic, not strength
>>13763818Hellhounds canonically have super strength and speed. Even before MGE.
>>13763812>Maximum Over ConfessionWowzers.
>>13763818This, and for all we know she could be a Sabbath convert or something.
>>13763809https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RyJVaIrn0bw
>>13763817So you're saying I could walk up to a baphomet, lift her up and lick her stomach, and there is nothing she could do to stop me? What about that there magic they got goin on. Sounds like you're trying to trick people into some dangerous shit.
>>13763821>Source: My ass.
>>13763812Alien heart status: beyond salvageable.
>>13763812>things are actually happening>best girl winsShieeeeet.
>>13763831My ass is very knowledgeable, thank you very much.
>>13763811>>13763821>>13763827All of this fits into the superpower bullshit the first guy was talking about as the only acceptation.
>>13763831Or D&D. The thing KC bases MGE off of.
>>13763796>>13763800>>13763804>>13763809>>13763810A moment for the fallen.http://i.imgur.com/NWGweUx.pngNot even enough blood to warrant a song.
>>13763827>walk up to a baphomet, lift her up and lick her stomachI'd do this regardless of the consequences.
>>13763846Well you know what they say. No use crying over spilled milk.
>>13763820Even easier then. Have you ever run into a level one wizard? They have like 3 casts of magic missile and then they're out. EZ>>13763827Well you don't just lift them because then they'll get their bearings and hit you, but if you keep shifting them about grabbing them in new areas while flipping them about and molest them as you do then they'll just get confused and cry.
>>13763827>>13763847I'm reminded of that guy a while back who said he'd go up to one of their bake sales and fuck 4 baphomets at the same time until all 4 of them had to be carried home.
>>13763852>Making lolis cry, even if they're baphosThere's some things you should never do, even if you can.
>>13763852I doubt a loli Lilim is a level one wizard
>>13763846Wow, Lava Golem really dropped the ball.http://i.imgur.com/uMXoX2T.png
>>13763845MGE is not D&D, otherwise hellhounds would be tearing people apart and dragging them to torment. Plus, different lores have different interpretations of fantasy/mythological creatures, a god to culture could be this great thing, while in others it could be a wimp, saying "x creatures are canonically like this" is not an absolute.
>>13763860If tickling a baphomet breathless is wrong I don't want to be right.
>>13763864Fucking what the shit Anubis
>>13763860But if you makes them cry you get to freak out and try to make them cheer up. Right before you repeat the process.>>13763864Holy shit Lava Golem get your shit together.
>>13763864>Anubis gives ryu a quick, painless deathIt could be worse.
>>13763864>Anubis kills RyuAnubisfucker you're a dead man.
>>13763864>Anubis snaps Ryu's neckJeez.>Amazon cries herself to sleep.Poor girl.
>>13763864god damn, anubis
>>13763864>amazon cries herself to sleepaww man>lava golem can't start a firereally?>anubis going all hardcore ok then
>>13763864>lava golem can't start a fireExcuse me? The fuck is this?
>>13763864>Chimaera defeats PharaohOH NO-->But spares her life
>>13763864What the shit, Anubis?
>>13763855Ah yes, he was an anon of great ambitions.
>>13763864>>13763868>>13763869>>13763872>>13763873>>13763874>>13763875>>13763876>>13763877>>13763879>>13763880One of you fuckers really wants Chimaera to win.http://i.imgur.com/nY3o08G.png
>>13763887Chimera please kill Anubis.
>>13763887The stress is making the Pharaoh crack.
Holy fuck, hold me /mgt/. Iwata is dead.
>>13763887Two hatchets. Double serving of explosives.Go get 'em, girl!
>>13763893I just saw, god damn it!
>>13763893who?
>>13763893>IwataWho?
>>13763887>>13763889>>13763892R.I.P Ryu.http://i.imgur.com/gGQ3vrl.png>>13763893Fuck.
>>13763887Somebody to quit sending bombs to people.I don't know who's doing it. Or why.But whoever it is, you need to quit.
>>13763887Apophis needs her pharaoh friend to cheer her up.>>13763889Anubis already scared off the armed chimera once before. What's to say she can't do it again?
>>13763897>>13763893Rule of threes.Who's next?
>>13763893Yep, he was only 55 too.
>>13763862Wizard, sorcerer, whatever, a level one spellcaster is small fry.>>13763860But if you don't make them cry how will their onii-chan's save them? And how will the ones without oniis summon a new one to their aid?
>>13763893Don't care.
>>13763893Please understand...>>13763898>>13763899Out.
>>13763868>>13763874>>13763880She's a survivor.>>13763873Nah.
>>13763893>tfw this was near the anniversary of Robin Williams death
>>13763893NoNo, you're lying.
>>13763911Can you tell us who Iwata is already? There's like 8 people with that name.
>>13763905Sean Connery
>>13763893Shit. Shit. Shiiiiit!What shall become of Nintendo now?
>>13763918Satoru Iwata.
>>13763918It's literally the first result if you Google it.Get the fuck out, seriously. Just fuck off.
>>13763887Pharaoh is jobbing, Apophis needs, help they need each other right now.
>>13763922>Using the full name finallySo the CEO of Nintendo is dead then? Such a shame.
>>13763898>>13763899>>13763918President of Nintendo and programming genius on the scale of Carmack. Had major roles in making Earthbound, Kirby, Pokemon Stadium, Smash Bros, and more. He programmed Earthbound completely from scratch when the original code was a mess and the game was close to cancelation, is the reason Pokemon Gold/Silver weren't shit because he spent nights optimizing it and making it possible for them to add Kanto in, and made the entire code of Pokemon Stadium without any references to the original game. He also encouraged Sakurai to go through with both the Kirby and Smash Bros IPs.He just wanted a world where everyone could understand.
>>13763900>>13763903>>13763904THE CHAMP. IS. DEAAAAD!http://i.imgur.com/9bwfQ5e.pngAt least she's back with Red Oni now.
>>13763929Pharaoh is getting her ass kicked.What is this, like the third time she had her life in someone else's hands?
>>13763929>Chimera is deadAnd now I look towards my last light of hope:Wyvern or Apophis.
>>13763929>Chimera dies>People start having nightmaresProxy
>>13763929>Pharaoh escapes death once againI don't know if she's lucky or unlucky >Chimera gets killed by a HARDCORE GAMERWow.
>>13763929>Holstaur defeats PharaohHathor: 1Pharaoh: 0
>>13763929That gazer's a stone cold killer.
>>13763934GOD let it be Wyvern
>>13763929All those explosives and in the end she was done in by a filthy monoeye.
>>13763929Son of a bitch. Could have at least blew both of them up.
>>13763928Sounds like the dude was a trooper.Who's going to take over as President, though?
>>13763929>>13763933>>13763934>>13763937>>13763938>>13763941>>13763942>>13763944>>13763945Obviously the thing to do after murdering someone is go fishing.http://i.imgur.com/Htu7wgq.png
>>13763955>Anubis was killed by Saha and UndineLooks like blood is thicker than water.
>>13763955>Holstaurus dies of dysentery
>>13763955>Holtsaurus dies out of nowhereBRAVO
>>13763955RIP Anubis, Tanuki, Holst. Two of you will be missed.
>>13763955>holst dead>anubis killedWell, time to commit suicide to be with my waifu in the afterlife.
>>13763955>>13763959>>13763962Wait, does that mean they died?It just says they fought, and survived. Never says they succeeded in killing them. Or is that just how this game works?
>>13763928>>13763928https://youtu.be/UFRvrlqYMIY?t=133Holy shit I've never felt this depressed before about a video game creator/company employee.
>>13763955>Holstaurus shits herself to deathHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>13763955>Holstaurus dies of dysentery.What a load of bullshit.
>>13763970>Only Saha and Undine survived the fightThat kind of means Anubutt and Jewnuki are DEEEEEEEEAD.
>>13763955>>13763959>>13763960>>13763961>>13763962>>13763968>>13763970>>13763973>>13763974>>13763976A moment for the fallen.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9pPQnhhUqtUhttp://i.imgur.com/YOWwt2I.pngFinally enough blood to warrant the song!
>>13763982How many of Alps bullies are still alive?
>>13763928http://nintendo.wikia.com/wiki/Satoru_Iwata>That massive log of video games he helped make>You will live to see all the people who helped make video games die and get replaced with soulless AAA studios and pretentious indie hipstersI want to have a cuddle pile with the NEET Jabberwock and Gazer and cry our sorrows away, weeping for days long gone.
>>13763982At least anubisfucker isn't here to feel this pain.
>>13763976Well, I'm sad...
>>13763955ITS OREGON TRAIL ALL OVER AGAIN! FUCK THIS WORLD!
>>13763986>You will live to see all the people who helped make video games die and get replaced with soulless AAA studios and pretentious indie hipstersNow this...THIS is the truly sad part to take away from this.
>>13763986>/v/ is playing Earthbound music right now in his honorGod damn.
>>13763986>You will live to see all the people who helped make video games die and get replaced with soulless AAA studios and pretentious indie hipstersIf I wasn't already depressed about his passing. It's the sorrow of living in this generation. To live to see everyone you love, everyone you grew up with, dieIt's inevitable. As if being born before we explore the cosmos wasn't bad enough
>>13764005https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f5_R4WMBZjg
>>13764005>Opening /v/>That moment when the music beginsFuck. That hit me harder than the newsFuck, no, I'm not crying
>>13764008A-at least we still have our dank memes, right anon? ;_;
>>13763982>>13763985>>13763990Everyone's getting sad.http://i.imgur.com/YMI29Vy.png
>>13764036Looks like the effects of Iwata's passing can be felt even during the games.
>>13764036>Wyvern cries herself to sleepMildly cheering me up over Iwata's death...
>>13764036Sad... So sad.
>>13764036>Chimaera getting more revenge by proxying>That or our collective sadness has overtaken the competitors
>>13764036>all that sadness i just want the game to stop and to be able to heal all of them
>>13764036>>13764039>>13764040>>13764043Storm's brewing on the horizon.http://i.imgur.com/60V5Kse.png
>>13764036>Gazer now has a hatchetIt's all ogre.
>>13764005Damn, I was also not ready.
>>13764051>Gazer scaring Sandworm away not in defence, but in a mixture of anger and sorrow at the passing of Iwata
>Walk in on gamer gazer>She's huddled up on her bed, crying and murmuring something to herself>Get closer to hear her>"It's okay when Nintendo does it...">"It's okay when Nintendo does it...">"It's okay when Nintendo does it..."
>>13763633>>13763807I always thought Hellhounds had strength and power on their side, even if they're young. I like making my stuff as realistic as possible, so I'll definitely remember your concerns.
>>13764051>>13764053>>13764056Still brewing...http://i.imgur.com/S2OSYZL.png
>>13764005>>13764059>"On my business card, I am a corporate president. In my mind, I am a game developer. But in my heart, I am a gamer."Of all the people in video games that could've died, why did it have to be the one guy who liked video games? Why did it have to be the one guy who, when he heard people were disappointed in Nintendo's E3, apologize and promise to make next year's better? Why?Now, all those dreams of his will be lost, like tears in the rain.
>>13764073>Gazer climbing a tree to gaze at the stars>No one'll hear her cry
>>13764074No anon, his dreams won't die.As long as we carry them with us they'll never die.
>>13764074KojiPro also died ever so recently too.
>>13764073Flat justice soon
>>13764086Good, I hope everyone she killed will haunt her in her dreamsEvery single night needs to be like The Sorrow fight in MGS3
>>13764073>>13764086>>13764095>>13764109Seriously, why aren't they killing each other?http://i.imgur.com/Kb6VZTm.png
>>13764128Mourning period
>>13764128Friendship?
>>13764128God damn fucking pussies RELEASE THE SQUIRRELS
>>13764128>>13764132>>13764134First kill in like three rounds, and it's a suicide.http://i.imgur.com/X1kYkEN.png
>>13764128>The literal ice cube searches for firewood
>>13764137NO DON'T YOU MONSTER
>>13764139Looks like Glacie got ICED.
>>13764139how many days total has this been?
>>13764139>>13764140>Searches for firewood>Dies on the next roundJesus.
>>13764139She couldn't handle it
>>13764146This wouldnt've happened if she just took a moment to CHILL OUT.
>>13764139This game is the saddest one I've seen yet, next to that totodile and Tomoko one in /v/ from a while back.
>>13764155Maybe she would have someone watching her back if she didn't give everyone the COLD SHOULDER.
>>13764139>>13764140>>13764146>>13764147>>13764149>>13764153>>13764155>>13764159>>13764160It's been 11 days.http://i.imgur.com/m9ZuzP3.png
>>13764165One more and it could be the first season for current Anime.
>>13764165Ahh, Grapesnake puttin in work.
>>13764165>Pharaoh sprains her ankle>Whilst running from her own ally
>>13764165>>13764168>>13764170>>13764172Another moment for the fallen.http://i.imgur.com/8FHDRR9.png
>>13764149She wanted to shed tears for her fallen friends. With her whole body.She literally cried herself to death.
>>13764172She's just not cut out for this, man.
I want the demon lord to use mamono mana to bring Iwata back from the grave
>>13764187If we had demonic energy he could still alive.
>>13764178>>13764182It's happening slowly, but it's happening.http://i.imgur.com/IKFJWAV.png
>>13764217>Overpowers>A DragonOh god, we have a Dragon Hunter here
>>13764217Another Alp bully bites the dust.
>>13764217This is just brutal, somebody end their misery already.
>>13764217>>13764221It's time for the feast.http://i.imgur.com/u5rf5ej.pngI'm not doing anymore moments for the fallen, I just want to get to the end.
>>13764217I wonder if the wyvern tried to fight back much, or just cried in the face of her own death.Goddamnit, I'm not happy at this whole thing.
>>13764226>Jinko sobs while gripping a photo of her friends and familyI don't want her to die god damn it!
>>13764226>amazon dies and the jinko criesi hate this game
>>13764226And there goes my waifu.
>>13764226Poor Jinko.
>>13763807Surely it's ok if the guy wants it, no?
>>13764226>>13764230>>13764232>>13764237>>13764240>>13764241Yeah, things aren't going well for Jinko, huh?http://i.imgur.com/OhOGXte.png
>>13764226>Jinko sobs whie gripping a photo of her friends and familyThat actually hurt my feelings.
>>13764226So the undine drowned the sandworm, and hardened the lava golem until she became a statue. Harsh.Also, I want jinko to win now.
>>13764244>Pharaoh sprains her ankle again>Running away from Apophis, againAre you serious!?
>>13764244Oh god she's going insane. We should've saw all the symptoms!The flower picking as if she's back at the mother landThe tending to others woundsThe dreams of being back homeThe photo!They were all there!
>>13764226>>13764244There's not gonna be a winner of this, this was suppose to be a game man, it wasn't supposed to be like this.>>13764250Agreed, if Jinko wins then there's still some good left in this world, she just wanted to pick flowers and stuff the whole time.
>>13764252this is like a horror movie where everyone is constantly falling as they run away from someone else
>>13764244>>13764246>>13764250>>13764252>>13764254>>13764258Jinko wants to win too.http://i.imgur.com/VJUQNRW.png
>>13764263#teamflat
>>13764263Pharaoh finally gets put out of her misery
>>13764263She's gone mad!
>>13764263>Jinko pushes Pharaoh off a cliff>Best girl kills the girl of my teamJinko, please!
>>13764263It's so she can see her family again. Just remember that.
>>13764263>>13764271>>13764273>>13764274>>13764282>>13764283Come on Apophis, you don't even have ankles.http://i.imgur.com/VHV4Yvk.png
>>13764263Oh god maybe>>13764254 is right. I don't care though, I still want her to win.>>13764283She's like that reluctant soldier in all the movies who finally just snaps and just starts slaughtering.
>>13764287>>13764263>The lengths a mother will go to see her family
>>13764287THE SQUIRRELSTHESQUIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLSRELEASE THE FUCKING SQUIRRELS THIS IS TAKING TOO LONG
>>13764287Jinko has had enough, she just wants to go home but realizes she has to kill everybody else to do so.
>>13764287GAZER NO
>>13764287>Apophis sprains her anklesWHAT ANKLES!?>Pharaoh's innate ability to run away from people and sprain her ankles without fail has passed over to ApophisWhat is this, Brawl right now? Stop tripping and spraining your legs!
>>13764302>Apophis sprains her anklesMaybe she got her tail tied in a knot?
>>13764287>>13764289>>13764292>>13764295>>13764299>>13764302>>13764306GAZER WHAT ARE YOU DOING.http://i.imgur.com/Dkes4Gr.png>>13764294I have no control over when the squirrels choose to attack.
>>13764312>GAZER WHAT ARE YOU DOINGThey've obviously bonded for their mutual hatred of the Alp.
>>13764312Is Gazer trying to develop a truce with Jinko so she'll kill everyone else and then when Jinko isn't looking, snap her neck?
>>13764312>Apophis beats somebodyAt least SHE's getting shit done.>But spares her lifeUndine double killed two people arlier. Don't just let her go.
>>13764312my tribute might just make it
>>13764312>>13764317>>13764318>>13764322>>13764330Everyone's playing it safe now.http://i.imgur.com/R2KFgzQ.png
>>13764312>Gazer shows mercy before the murdering begins
>>13764335GAZER YES
>>13764335>Jinko camouflages herself in the busheshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oXnAxydhZ8M
>>13764335>>13764336>>13764343>>13764344Jinko's desire to live is strong. Stronger than others.http://i.imgur.com/9SEllTN.png
>>13764335So apparently, while Pharaoh used to fucking run all the time and had an uncanny ability to escape death numerous times, Apophis has the uncanny ability to not kill her targets.Why is that?
>>13764335>Jinko camouflages herself in the bushesYup, she's murdering everybody now.
>>13764348She wants to see her familyNo matter the cost
>>13764348>Jinko single-handedly killed both of my tributesI'm still rooting for her but MOTHERFUCKER!!
>>13764348Jesus christ.
>>13764348>>13764349>>13764351>>13764356>>13764359>>13764360Things are quiet now.http://i.imgur.com/JyoVTl3.png
>>13764348>Apophis is gone>As are Wyvern, Ryu, Chimera, Iwata, and even Anubis
>>13764356>Jinko just wants to go home and find a husband.
>>13764365Needs more explosions dammit.
>>13764365>>13764366>>13764369>>13764371Funny you should mention explosions.http://i.imgur.com/fS9xt5I.png
>>13764365I want to sponsor the jinko so she can see her husband and children again.
>>13764365Gazer has this in the bag
>Gamer Gazer representing in Iwata Tribute stickyWhich of you motherfuckers did it?Coming home to see that thread hurt
>>13764376Me.
>>13764372well at least sahuagin didn't twist her ankle
>>13764372>>13764373>>13764374>>13764379The warmth of her memories is the only warmth she has tonight.http://i.imgur.com/zgUYw1z.png
>>13764382God dammit no.
>>13764382This poor jinko.
>>13764382>Sahuagin died running away from JinkoPoor thing probably ran for dear life she didn't even realized she got cuts and scrapes from the bushes
>>13764382God this is fucking painful, I just want Jinko to win but I know that all of us rooting for her is gonna make her lose. If she loses I think I'm done for the night.
>>13764382dammit my waifu died ;_;
>>13764382i hate this game i hate this game so much
>>13764382>>13764385>>13764388>>13764389>>13764391It's over. She can go home.http://i.imgur.com/rKT8NU7.png
>>13764395I was backing Gazer, but I hope the Jinko wins now.
>>13764382And now both the anubis and the sahuagin from the same district are dead.Only the jinko remains for me.
>>13764395GAAAAAAAAAZEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERR
>>13764395Well then.
>>13764395Today, Jinko was a valid option.
>>13764396Gazer is dead, Jim
>>13764395its over its finally over but at what cost she'll never be the same
>>13764395Well at least Alp's killer died but one of her bullies got away.Turns out Jinko was an option after all.
>>13764395YES! She won!She BETTER have won, too. I would've thrown a bitch fit if she killed Pharaoh and Apophis and then died like a bitch.Now, if you'l excuse me, I'm going to enjoy some apple pie in celebration.
>>13764395mai waifu won. I was worried about her, but she pulled through.
>>13764395And so Jinko won.
>>13764395Good, thank fuck. She deserved it, now she can go home and try not to have PTSD.>>13764405She was so happy and carefree at the start. I don't want to play any more.
>>13764395Yes! Jinko gets to hug and kiss her husband once again!
>>13764395>>13764396>>13764400>>13764401>>13764402>>13764403>>13764405>>13764406Jinko is now the Supreme Waifu.But at what cost?http://i.imgur.com/R5fP3al.pngThis was fucking brutal. I'm just gonna crank it up to high death rate next time so we don't have to suffer again. And it'll definitely be later tonight. Much later.I don't think I'll make Jinko compete again. I can't put her through that.
>>13764395>Jinko standing over a severly injured Gazer>Undine sees the bloodbath and tries to run away, not knowing where she's going and dying due to running out of bounds>Gazer looking at Jinko with pleading eyes, covered in deep lacerations and bleeding like a facet>Jinko grabs Gazer and rips out her spinal column because I watched too much Predator and roars in victory
>>13764395>Jinko can return to her husbando now
>>13764418>Then falls to her knees sobbing.You missed a bit anon.
>>13764416your a good person anon
>>13764416Time skip and make her kid compete. With a terminator paladin-chan III
>>13764424>She sits and looks at her photo of her family, ignoring the fact that her paws are stained in red>Finally, she can see her family
I guess District 7 Jinko is NUCLEAR now.
>>13764416Put a Mindflayer next.
>>13764427>More paladinsEnough is enough. Do you enjoy watching them die and suffer?
>>13764416I don't think we will be ready for another one of this in quite a while, too taxing on dem feels.
>>13764435There will always be a Paladin-chan.
>>13764435Just a little.
>>13764416show the ranking screen with the number of kills
>>13764435i'm not a fan of paladin-chan but i'm tired of the suffering on both sides
>>13764416Jinko...had a hard life...
>>13764435I cant wait for paladin-chan to clean house next battle
>>13764435Now open your eyes while our plight is repeatedStill deaf to our cries, lost in hope we lie defeatedOur souls have been torn, and our bodies forsakenBearing sins of the past, for our future is taken
Is it tiger appreciation time?
>>13764450Shit that's actually cute
>>13764416How many days was that? Like 15 or 16 right?
>>13764457That's about right.
>>13764450She won't win, anon.She will die like a dog once more. Unless this was your plan, to have her die so that she would come back as a Wight!
>>13764454Its tiger hugging/cuddling/healing time right now. I want to help her forget or at least overcome what she experienced in there.
>>13764454Jinko is best werecat.
>>13764462>best cat girl>not manticore
>>13764456
>>13764466Manticore got rekt in the first Waifu War.
>>13764461>Jinko having PTSD about the lengths she had to go through in order to see her family again
>>13764466Nope.Jinko is best big cat.Cheshire is best cat.Manticor is a close second, though.
>Monstergirls just want husbands to love and children to bear>One cruel Anon keeps taking them and pitting them against each other for entertainment>He reduces them to the level of humans killing other humans, or animals killing out of fear and anger>Even includes truly good paladins to try and break their faith in people and their godYou monster.
>>13764460nah wights are shit compared to pure paladin pussy.
>>13764476I do what I do because I must anon, not because I enjoy it. The will of monsters and humans must be tested to ensure they do not stagnate. I take no joy in what I have to do to ensure that they remain strong. And perhaps one day, united.
>>13764478Wight pussy > slimy, smelly, lower than Oomukade Paladin pussy
You really fucked up this thread, good job fags. Jinko best girl.
Farewell, let's play together again sometime.
>>13764489Whatever you say corpse fucker.
>>13764491CABRON!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>13764491Fuck you!
>>13764491Too soon.
>>13764491My sides
>>13764491Farewell.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oG7jKUHsLfYI hope one day, if there is an afterlife, we'll get to see him.
>>13764491https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b96rrbo-_Ik
>>13763986>>You will live to see all the people who helped make video games die and get replaced with soulless AAA studios and pretentious indie hipsters>No Gamer MGF to cuddle and make it go awayAwww.
>>13764578>You now realize that your Gazer daughteru will not know the gaming classics and why they have value aside from nostalgia>You now realize that she'll have this generation as her retro>You now realize that she'll think that microtransactions and free to play methods are standard and helpfulBut I'm sure you'll be a better gamer that helps her enjoy the games by playing them with her, right? You wouldn't be the parent that lets the games babysit her right? You wouldn't want a situation where she cares more for 2D than you, right?!
This thread needs cheering up.Try imagining monstergirls shaking their butts at you.Fit jinkos with toned, defined butts. Pampered anubis with plump, soft peachy butts. Onis with big butts, loli harpies with small, tight butts. Lamias of all kinds with snake butts.
>>13764615>But I'm sure you'll be a better gamer that helps her enjoy the games by playing them with her, right?Of course! A burn on "Microtransactions as Retro". I've still got my collection, and I'll be damned if she doesn't experience it.
>>13764619I'd rather play various Nintendo games in memory of Iwata and his deeds.
>>13764395>>13764416>>13764424>>13764430
>>13764619>Pampered anubis with plump, soft peachy butts.Yes. This. This is what makes me smile.
>>13764632Holy shit.
>>13764632you delivered but I'm not happy about draw her happy with her family at least
>>13764619Oh, I'm imagining, alright.
>>13764632Can you do a JJBA style of pic where it shows her fallen comrades and friends looking down at her from above the sky?
>>13764645He must draw her holding her family, crying as they comfort her.
>>13764632Drawn now so she'll be in our hearts forever.
>>13764615I'll make sure my daughteru has good taste in vidya no matter what!>>13764632Of all the moments in the Waifu Wars to draw, why'd you have to go and draw the saddest one of all?
>>13764632Being MGuca is suffering...
>>13764491>Come home from work>Waifu is sitting on the couch, depressed>Her eyes look puffy>Her computer is open next to her>'Sotaru Iwata Dies at 55'>You feel a pang in your chest. You sympathize with her>Go to your bedroom, dig through your closet>Find your old Gamecube and 2 controllers>Pull out an old copy of Melee, the first game you ever palyed together>Executive Producer: Sotaru Iwata>Take it out to the living room>Waifu watches as you hook the old console up to the TV>Those familiar tunes start to play as the game starts up after all these years>Sit next to her & hand her old purple controller over>She manages a teary smile>Cuddle up with each other on the couch as you relive the childhood he gave youSay not in grief, 'He is no more.', but live in thankfulness that he was. RIP, Iwata-san.
>>13764632https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vns3ruSbUrYWas it worth it, to see the spectacle of monster girl destroy each other? Are you not entertained?
"Good morning Farmhand! Let's do our best today!"
>>13764687I want a Gazer to cuddle with while sadly replaying Earthbound.
>>13764714"shut up sheep women i busy being sad"
>>13764714I would. I honestly would. But I'm just not in the mood to do farm workBesides, it's raining.
>>13764687Anon, please understand, even if you don't want to...
>>13764635Then how about those anubis twins? The sporty one goes down to the beach everyday to swim, and has the body of a true athlete. The bikini she wears is perfect for showing off how strong and perky it is, how sleek and touchable it seems when she emerges from the water, smiling and waving at you.Or maybe you'd prefer her sister, who'd rather just sit in her beanbag chair and read all day? She's partial to snacking, and years of her lifestyle have, at her sister's partial despair, made her about as soft as that chair.>>13764646Are you also imagining what happens when you go down to the snake out and see them all circle you, dancing seductively on their tails and wiggling their rears at you? Even the quiet medusa is blushing and bumping hips with her friends as she shows off for you.
>>13764714>>13764722>>13764727>Not being the type that trudges through your sorrow through hard work>Not venting your frustrations and sadness into the psychical labor to relieve stress>Not crying into her understanding, fluffy bosom
>>13764619>Minichuffs tiger showing off her perky derriere while wearing spatsHold my calls.
>tfw I found out I have haemochromatosis.>tfw I now have extra tasty, iron-rich blood.
>>13764749>Anubis TwinsThey both sound lovely in their own way. Not sure which I'd rather do, read with the cushy one, or go swimming with the sporty one...
>>13764750You really shouldn't. The ones that look up to you shouldn't have to see you so distressed.
>>13764773It's not debilitating, is it? I don't want to read more sad things this thread.
>>13764751>Pygmy jinko with a pert behind and some decently sized bitties. I would that, carrying her around and nibbling her ears.
>>13764800Na, just need to watch how many steaks I eat. It's not serious, but I've got a lot more iron in my blood. Making it extra tasty.
>>13764800>Organs commonly affected by haemochromatosis are the liver, heart, and endocrine glands.[3]Haemochromatosis may present with the following clinical syndromes:[4] Cirrhosis of the liver: Varies from zonal iron deposition[5] to fibrosis (cirrhosis). Diabetes due to selective iron deposition in pancreatic islet beta cells leading to functional failure and cell death.[2][6] Cardiomyopathy Arthritis (calcium pyrophosphate deposition in joints) Testicular failure Slate grey discoloration of the skin Joint pain and bone painIf anon gets his regular check ups he'll be fine.
>>13764816>Testicular failureOh dear.
>>13764816>Testicular failureGood god
>>13764799Then in that case the only thing that changes is the end. I'll probably stare blankly at the ceiling before I can sleep. Next morning I have a blank stare but after a while it'll go away, just like every other bad thing.
>>13764792Sporty anubis says she'll wear her sling bikini just for you, if you'll go to the beach with her.Indoors anubis gets all quiet and flushed at thy, and tries to sway you by inviting you into her bed. But don't get the wrong idea! She just wants to cuddle up with you someplace warm while you read with her!So, what do?
>>13764816Not my balls!
>>13764816Looks like Anon needs a Vampire nurse to drain his blood once every so often.
>>13764828Hrm...that's a toughy...sure, seeing the sporty anubis in a sling bikini would be a feast for the eyes...but then, even if she says just for me, it's not like we'll be the only ones at the beach.Her sister all flustered sounds adorable, and cozying up cuddled with her while we both read sounds like sublime heaven.Maybe invite her sister to stay in and read too, and then we could all go swimming together the next day?
>>13764828>sling bikiniOh my, I guess there's a hole for her tail to fit through as well.
It may be the copious amount of alchohol in my system but I would a flat out fat jinko.
>>13764816>testicular failure
>>13764861Me too. I really don't even mind fat Monster Girls, as long as she loved me and was nice.
>>13764849Of course. See where it splits into two straps? Then it'll rejoin above her tail, and follow all those delicious contours of her back, before splitting again at her neck.And while Sportynubis is showing it off to you, Indoorsanubis is doing her bet to puff up her chest and make it show through her sweater.
>>13764871>Puff up her chest and make it show through her sweaterThe solution is obvious.A tighter, contour-following sweater.
>>13764871I give them both Egyptian milk baths.Using Holstaur milk.
>>13764899Nude, or in swimsuits?I think white bikinis or maybe sporty one-pieces would be best.
>>13764885But her breasts are too big for that! They'll stick out and look obvious!
>>13764816Now when you say failure do you mean they just stop working or are they gonna pop?
>>13764905Nude, to let all that health sink in.
>>13764869She'd so soft and her hips, butt, and breasts would get an upgrade and she'd hug you so tight at night that you'd sink into her slightly, not to mention that her muscle would still be there beneath the excess fluff.Finally she'd chuff so hard as she hugs you that she'd rumble, a happy smile on her face that you gave a big girl like her a chance.She may even try to lose the weight and stop drinking
>>13764906Well if that's her attitude, maybe she doesn't want to cuddle in bed. Reading together. Getting paw massages. Letting me gently nibble on her ear.Guess I'll be going with Sporty Anubis, then.
>>13764923The reason why she drinks is because she tries to forget the game. She cries at night, hugging you tight while crying about how sorry she is.The only one who keeps her going is you, the guy who's giving her attention.
>>13764919You will have iron balls. By that I mean iron deposits wrecking your testicles.
>>13764927>No tails>EverI'm okay with the lack of fluffy paws, but I wish this guy would give his deliciously soft girls tails just once...But anyway, if she doesn't want to put on a tighter sweater, that's fine...I'll just feel her up in the larger one while we cuddle, while her sister is out being ogled at the beach.
>>13764927Indoors Anubis is now frantic, clinging to your arm while Sporty laughs. She says she'll get a sweater like that if it means you'll spend the day with her. She'll even let you touch her breasts if you really want to.And now Sporty Anubis has upped the stakes, telling you about a nice little natural pool at he beach no one else knows about. It's just perfect for sitting in and relaxing while the sun warms it up
>>13764957>And now Sporty Anubis has upped the stakes, telling you about a nice little natural pool at he beach no one else knows about. It's just perfect for sitting in and relaxing while the sun warms it upNow that is mighty tempting...away from any other prying eyes...getting to appreciate her in that lovely swimsuit as you soak up the rays in the lovely water together...Invite her indoorsy sister to come out and bathe with us? It really sounds too good to miss out on.
>>13764919Stop working.As in, no more testosterone.As in, goodbye boners, goodbye sex drive.Hope you have hobbies.
>>13764957Well, in that case, I'll go with Indoor Anubis.Once Sporty leaves for the beach, I whisper to Indoors Anubis that she doesn't have to change. I just wanted to see if she was willing. But it's nice to know she's willing.And then make it up to her with an apology paw rub.
>>13764976She'll have very soft and squishy indoor paws. Sporty Anubis' paws are much tougher and hardened.
>>13764982Well then, it sounds like Sporty Anubis needs some tender loving pawrubs too.Meanwhile it'd just be fun to give her sister a rub-down with her soft, squishy paws.
>>13764989>>13764982Screw it.One on the other, chest to chest, making out as I slam into each of them until they are pumped full and gasping.Follow with snuggling.
>>13765000In the private beach pool, or in bed?Since either way that sounds magnificent.
>>13765004Private beach, in the beach house, the window open so that the crashing of waves can be heard amidst the moaning and whining.
>>13764923But what if I don't want her to lose weight? What if I like her just the way she is? My big, lovey, fat cat who can still protect my smile.
>>13765000>having sex with two women at the same timeunless you're a practiced porn star, etc, this is a lot more difficult than it sounds.
>>13765008A relaxing weekend of pounding Anubis booty as you watch the sun fall over the ocean.
>>13764982>Soft and squishy indoor pawsGood. Working with calloused feet can be a pain, even if they do need it more. Softer skin is more fun to play with. More sensitive.>She squirms under your gentle touch>Lets out an occasional little giggle>'It tickles a bit.'>Massage each pad with your thumbs>Flex & stretch the muscles to ease her stress>By the time you finish, she's like putty>You crawl up her, feeling her ample bosom through the sweater>She's blushing furiously now, trying to maintain her composure>'H-Hey, now. I just said we'd be cuddling.'>Give her a quick kiss>'I know. Just a little bit of fun.'>Roll off to her side and sit up>Grab her book off the nightstand & pull her into my lap>'A promise is a promise.'>Hand her the book as you hold her around the waist>Nuzzle into the side of her head and read over her shoulder>She's still bushing hard, failing to hold back a goofy smile>Spend all afternoon like this
>>13764964Well, she doesn't own any swimsuits, so it's not like she could...But maybe she could take a towel and a book down, and sit on the beach. If it means you'll be happier, she'll do it.Sporty anubis is toto ally down or the idea, too. She says she'll sneak a spare swimsuit down to the beach for her sister to wear. Even if its too small for her, she'll make her wear it.
>>13765019Then let her know, I'm sure she'd be more than happy to stay soft for snuggling. Although just make sure she doesn't put on anymore weight, she'd split her pants and skirts may ride a little high on her, doing nothing more than showing off that big ol behind of hers.
>>13765022Gotta start somewhere.>>13765024Yep, the three of us relaxing in the sand, a bottle half buried in the sand as they slowly fall asleep.
>>13765008What if Set gives a surprise visit to see her Anubis daughters?She'll probably crash on the couch, eat all the chips, and make sandcastles then destroy them.
>>13765024Sounds like perfection, don't it?>>13765025Yes, definitely perfection.>>13765028Wonderful! We could grab a nice big umbrella, get her set up in a nice spot by the pool her sister found, and then spring the spare suit on her! Even if it's a bit small, I'm sure it'll look wonderful on her. And she'll thank us after she finds how relaxing it is to read while in the nice water of the sun-warmed beach pool.
>>13765028>Indoors Anubis in too small bikini>Ties cutting into her plush hips>Thong vanishing into her butt>Breasts spilling out of her top>Back ties straining to hold together>She's trying (and failing) to cover up with her book>You can't help but look her over lustily>Her face is scarlet & her glasses are fogged over from embarrassment
>>13765054>Wake up with the two anubi daughters next to you, the short haired, sporty one on your right and the longer haired, slightly chubby one on your left. >Decide to go make pancakes for everyone, cooking when you notice a figure behind you, a glass of orange juice in her hand.>She's like sporty anubis if said anubis was two feet taller and sporting a pair of abs that would put a minotaur to shame.>"So," she growls, a smirk on her face and a dangerous glint in her eyes "How are my daughters doing?">Cue the two walking out of the bed room, naked (as they didn't expect company) wiping the sleep from their eyes as they greet you.
How could you poop back and forth with two Anubis?
>>13765101Okay, WHAT?
>>13765097So does Set disembowel me here, or congratulate me for scoring both her daughters at once?
>>13765058>>13765063That's the spirit.Down at the beach, Sporty throws her shirt and shorts off, pulling out the bikini hidden in her waistband. Indoors sees it, and shakes her head furiously, saying there's no way it'll fit her.Sporty jumps up and hugs you from behind, pushing her almost-bare breasts up against your completely-bare back. She tells her sister how much you'll enjoy it if she wears it.After much blushing and dilly dallying, they go off behind the rocks to change.After a few minutes she comes back, awkwardly walking up to you. The plain white suit pinches into her breasts, showing just a hint of areola over the rim. From behind, she looks completely naked waist-down, massive ass swallowing up the clothing. She's squeezing her thighs together as if she's getting off on the feeling of the clothes riding up there.Sporty Anubis takes the lead towards her secret spot, bounding away on all fours and leaving you with her sister.Indoors Anubis is, meanwhile, twirling her hair in her claw as she walks with you, eyes at her feet and mouth shut tight.Are you going to do or say anything with/to her?
>tfw no nice and cold Wight to fall asleep pressed against in this summer heat
>>13765126Secretly whisper to the indoors one that she looks cuter than her sister in a swimsuit, then watch her immediately lose her spaghetti.
>>13765124https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KQoJo81lujk
>>13765126>After a few minutes she comes back, awkwardly walking up to you. The plain white suit pinches into her breasts, showing just a hint of areola over the rim.Wonderful. Simply wonderful.I'd take her paw, give her a kiss on the cheek, tell her that she looks gorgeous, and lead her along after her sister to the nice private spot.
>>13765125She asks her girls how you were, those eyes of hers locked onto you.They'd jump up a bit in surprise, indoor anubis bouncing a bit more than her sister, and scamper back to the room, returning a moment later in some of your oversized shirts. She'd laugh at that though, telling you that you must've done good if they didn't come out dressed. She would growl about almost wanting to give you a try before walking over to see her dear, dear daughters.
>>13765142I hate that movie because everyone acts so strange, like half the time either complete slits or act like they hate sex. I though the absurdity would make it funny but it was so melodramatic I instead just got pissed off and felt like I wasted my time.
>>13765151Oh my.Now I want her to convince the girls to share me in a wild foursome for one night.
Good night every one, stay cool and don't burn down the thread.I work a twelve hour shift tomorrow.I wish I could take a familiar their to talk to as I wait for people to call in with computer problems.
>>13765165That's silly.Two gorgeous sisters are more than enough.
>>13765169>12 hour shift at a call centre Disembowel yourself, it will be less painful
>>13765169>to talk to.Yes, talk. I bet.
>>13765165>Walk into the room with a couple plate of pancakes.>"Come on girls! Do you know how long it's been since your mom's been with a guy who isn't a pleasure slave?">The two are red faced and fidgeting awkwardly, while you set the plates down, coughing.>"...What? It's true! I may even let you give these two a sister or two if your good."
>>13765138>>13765148You kiss her, tell her she looks beautiful, wears the suit better than her sister, and take her paw.She grips back hard enough to pinch your skin with her claws. After maybe thirty seconds of cutting herself off, she says, quite simply, "Thank you."The pool is like a little harbour of sand, shielded to everything but the ocean by a rock wall. It'd be impossible to find normally without swimming out or climbing over the rocks to get there.Sporty Anubis is already settled in the pool, about six feet deep and shallow at the rim, perfect for sitting in.She jumps up at the sight of you and helps her sister in, before walking over to you and leaning in close to whisper."You said something to her, didn't you? She looks more confident. Thanks."Then she falls back and pulls you into the water with her, Indoors Anubis squealing at the splashes.How do you respond, wiping the water from your eyes?
>>13765176How would you react if I said that I like my job?>>13765186Well, I have another guy with me but I'd mostly talk shit about stupid people who called in.Her maybe sucking me off under the desk would be nice though.
>>13765200Tell her that it's great to have her sister out and about with the two of you, and then find a good spot near the rim to invite her indoorsy sister to settle in and read by. Though before that, maybe sneak a grope of the sporty sister's firm ass while she has you pulled close.
>>13761827Goddamn, I can really relate to the MC's scent fetish.
>>13765207>enjoying work at a call centreWhat is wrong with you?
>>13765142I hope you and whoever made this does A LOT of drugs, because the possibility of someone coming up with this on their own, unaltered mental state offends my sense of humanity.
>>13765223I don't know, I always get that response.I just want to help people.
>>13765214What a depraved person you are!
>>13765229Same here. It's kind of annoying for me cause everyone I know says I'm a bitter cunt but I can't help but help others. It also doesn't help that my name literally translates to "hero".Ugh my daughteru's either going to be edgy, chuuni or embarrassed; knowing that her dad's two steps away from donning a costume.
>>13765249I'm actually pretty nice, too nice according to one guy I work with, and I just enjoy fixing folks problems.MFW I realize I'm IT Shirou.
>>13765175But think about it>The four of you sprawled out on her massive bed>She kisses her girls deeply, toying with them and getting them riled up>She forces you to sit back & stroke yourself>Once everyone is worked up, she moves onto you>Her long tongue coils around your shaft as she takes your entire length into her mouth>She rubs herself as she hungrily devours your cock>Her daughters try to content themselves with their hands>You cum at the back of Set's throat, and she effortlessly swallows your load>Your cock is finally released from her mouth & she pushes you together with her fitter daughter>She pulls you into a kiss, exploring your mouth with her tongue>It's not long before you're hard again, and she shifts her hips over your member>She swiftly impales herself on your shaft, her taut ass grinding into your crotch>She refuses to break the kiss,embracing you as her hips go to work>Set whispers lewd encouragement to her daughter as her hips rock faster and faster>You reach your limit and drain your balls deep into her womb>She rides out the bliss of being filled up before falling to the wayside>Set pushes you onto your back, stroking you to hardness once more>Now it's the mousy sister's turn>Her much thicker hips position themselves over your groin>Gently, she guide you to her moist entrance and inserts your tip>She lowers herself down until you bottom out in her>The full sensation draws a moan from her>You grab her massive ass in both hands and begin to thrust>Her thighs ripple with each impact, her huge tits bouncing wildly>Her sister crawls up on her, taking a nipple in her mouth>Her soft moans become cries of ecstasy as she is overwhelmed>Your view is suddenly obstructed as Set positions herself over you, Her glistening slit inches from your face>You bury your face in her crotch, lapping up her juices, probing into her with your tongue, gently nipping at the folds
>>13765249>chuuni father and daughter form a Dynamic Duo
>>13761827As chunni-sounding as your writing is, it really gets me going. Good job Alpie.
>>13765270>chuuni-soundingCan't help it, I love the taste of scenery.
>>13765275You keep doing you Alp, a little variety is nice.
>>13765270Alp here, fuck off faggot. My writing isn't chunni, don't you insult me like that.
>>13765281It's not like I could change it up if I wanted.>>13765285Magnificent, BROTHER!
What's your favorite MG porn movie?Mine is Karate Sluts, those Kakuen sure are flexible.
>>13765296Wirgin Vurm.
>>13765285Sorry Alp, I'll fucking fight you.
Great, now I want a fat jinko and chubby anubis to sleep with.
Please be excite for the new oppai loli branch of the sabbath!
>>13765322Down, down to Hobgoblin town!
>>13765322Anon, Oppai Lolis are already part of the Anti-Sabbath, along with Ara Ara types and Onee-sans.
>>13765209You tread water and push Sporty Anubis to the water's edge until she's sitting beneath you, right next to Indoors Anubis. Right before her butt hits the sand you sneak your hand under the water, and squeeze your fingers against that delicious rump. Beneath soft skin is nothing but firm, springy muscle, all hot and teeming with energy."Hey, save that for later, Anon," she whispers to you. "Keep it up and I'll have to break the promise I made to my sister."You don't get time to ask her what she means though, as she spins you around in the water and plonks you squarely between her and her sister. She leans over and places one of your arms around her sister, before sitting back and letting you do the same with the other.All three of you sink down up to your collars in the water, heads resting against the sand next to each other. Both anubi place a paw on your chest and huddle up closely, sighing in relaxation.Your eyes whiplash between them both, drinking in their perfect skin shining from the overhead noon sun, and their bronzed bodies below the water's surface, in such physical contrast with one another.But your eyes drift in particlar to Indoor Anubis' breasts, and the way they float and wobble, almost weightlessly, on the water's surface, lifted by their own buoyancy.The two girls look content to spend their whole lives like this, so if a move's to be made, it'll have to be made by you.
>>13765261>It ll becomes too much, and with one final thrust you push deep into her daughter's womb>Jets of semen erupt from your cock, plastering her walls>Even with your hearing muffled by Set's thighs, you can hear her cries of ecstasy>You feel her walls contract around your rod, milking every last drop they can from you>Set finally removes herself from your face, allowing you to breathe>Her daughter is gripping your waist like a vice, panting heavily>Her face is contorted in a blushing, embarrassing ahegao>'My, my. She seems to have enjoyed that.'>She gently lays her daughter down>'But now it's mommy's turn.'>She goes down on all fours, tail raised, ass waving at you invitingly>Even after all you've already done, your little trooper soldiers on and is at attention again>You kneel up behind her, positioning your head at her entrance>'Ahh, ahh, ahh. Higher.'>Your mind catches up to you after a second, and your gaze moves to the pucker just above her pussy>You slather up a finger and start to tease the entrance, preparing it for your cock>'Mmmm. I think it's ready, darling.'>You position the head at her asshole, slowly pushing forward>The resistance finally gives way and you plunge into her ass, drawing a stifled moan from the lewd jackal>The ring of muscle is almost painfully tight around your shaft as you grab her hips and begin to thrust>She's a nice balance between the taut muscle & plump softness of her two daughters>She's moaning into the sheets as you pound her ass with fervor>Suddenly, you feel a warm, wet sensation on your balls>You look down to see the fitter daughter under you tonguing & sucking your sack as she plays with herself>The plumper daughter positions herself by her mother's head, guiding it between her thighs>A slurping noise starts up as Set eats out her own daughter, lapping p the cum that had dribbled out of her pussy
>>13765337Double boobie groping.
At 11:00 PST it begins again.Place. Your. Bets.http://i.imgur.com/e7d6YF9.png
>>13765354Third time's the charm. Let's go Boymaker!
>>13765337Well, presented with a sight like that, in such a situation, I should say that all that could be done would be to slide a hand up along the Indoor Anubis' side, trailing up from her waist until high enough to rub and playfully squeeze her floaty breast.Meanwhile, no reason to leave her sister alone, and trail the hand around her waist a bit lower to again squeeze her ask...and then ask both of them about this "Promise", while being as nonchalant about the groping as can be.
>>13765354All in on the cheeky monkey
>>13765354Eh, my team lost last time by an insane tiger.I just don't care anymore.I guess I want the monkey or the Eros girls to win, maybe.
>>13765354Go Werecat and Sphinx!
>>13765354How did I miss this before.Where's Inari.
>>13765354Again? Really? Make this the last time ever.
>>13765354All of these undeads are cheating. They're already dead!
>>13765391Youko was in the second Waifu War.She died.>>13765393I can't promise that.
>>13765398>Implying they aren't paladin 1 and 2 returned for another shot.
>>13765322>oppai loliI'll pass.
>>13765322I want to be haunted by a lewd, oppai ghost loli.
>>13765322I'd an oppai loli familiar.I'd also a familiar in general so it isn't saying much.
>>13765354Here's hoping Dark Valkyrie strangles Paladin-chan.
>>13765354Let's go Kejourou