/jp/ - Otaku Culture

I could hear your teeth chattering, mister, do you need a hug?

Kikis are olev

>>13757605
Kikis are boring

Moth is love. Moth is life.

I want to marry a Ushi-Oni.

>>13757604
Only if I can hug you back.

I want to outyan the yandere!

>>13757613
As you open your arms for a hug and walk forward, the yeti blushes and puckers her lips for a kiss

You now look like a white guy trying to high five a black guy who was prepared for a fist bump

>>13757604
Yes. Yes, I believe I do. Thank you, Yeti. You're too kind. You gonna get trapped in an everlasting hug.

>>13757612
Yeah, they're pretty nice.

>>13757642
The awkwardness just makes it better.

And I can just kiss her while hugging her.

gonna give her the B

I want to primcess carry the arch imotou of the Oppai Sabbath.
Then I want to go lifting with her

I want to marry a Manticore. There, I said it.

>>13757692
Me too.

Can't remember seeing anyone post this before.

http://www.hentai-foundry.com/pictures/user/R-E-L-O-A-D/358426/Commission-Weresheep

Not sure about the face but nice to see Weresheep get some art regardless.

>>13757692
There are a few of you tailpussy sluts, so it's not exactly all that shocking.

>>13757703
Not enough fluff for a weresheep. Not terrible though.

>>13757642
She looks cold. I wonder if she'd take offense if I held her for a bit longer than usual.

>>13757601
Would playing keep away using her head be out of line?

>>13757642
Paper beats rock, bitch!

>>13757711
You'd better take responsibility for hugging a yeti that long, hold her hand and go for long walks in the snow with her

>>13757608
Kikis are for brutal irrumation.

you already know the magic words.

>>13757741
A-anon...
This is a family tier thread. Don't say such lusty things.

>>13757611

That moth needs a loving hug

>>13757760
Are they please don't sound me?

>>13757761
Says with a straight face after posting whatever the fuck that is.

>>13757760

That crow is way too cute

>>13757772
Nope!
That is what she needs

>>13757760
I JUST WANT TO HOLD A CROW TENGU IN MY ARMS AND FEEL HER WINGS AROUND ME. I WANT TO KNOW MY EXISTENCE MAKES SOMEBODY HAPPY, GODDAMNIT. WHAT'S THE POINT OF ANYTHING?

>>13757775
I know, right?

>>13757772
Remove moths.

>>13757780

Well she may be about as clingy and creepy as it gets but at least she seems to be really faithful and loving

She just likes the dark and is creepy as hell
she just needs a good hug

>>13757772
All the hugs

>>13757785

At least he did write the one about the moth that wasn't a crazy lady it was vanilla as fuck

God damn it was beautiful I love the vanilla stuff. Loving handholding and smiles all the way

>>13757774
Yup!
As I've said. A family, straight, Christian board.

>>13757796
I suppose that one was acceptable.

Bug things are still gross.

>>13757801
You are gross

>>13757801

They never bugged me that much
pun absolutely intended

I always thought moths were kinda cute in real life

>>13757803
I wonder who or what is behind this post...

why are you people still here can't you move back to /a/ since there's an anime

>>13757805
Probably someone who likes to sow discord.

>>13757807
Because /a/ will be terrible.

>>13757807
No.

>>13757805
Just a mothlover obviously. Who else?

>>13757811
>implying our all-loving goddess is behind this
How dare you?

>>13757813
i don't care you guys were moved here because your threads weren't /a/ related but now they are so move back already

>>13757807
We talk mostly about MGE and some other works. Besides, /a/ is awful.

>Fuse an Ushi-Oni with the powers of a Lava Golem
>The rape train physicality of an Ushi-Oni
>The over 900 degrees celsius, steel melting, forest burning, husband clinging molten rock body of a Lava Golem
>My fucking face when

>>13757816
>mothlover
Damn bug fuckers. Drink Raid and die.

>>13757807
Okay, let me explain something for you. We're a "Monstergirls" thread. Not a EMG thread, not a MGE thread, and not an MGQ thread, just monstergirls in general. Back on /a/ there was a poster we called shitposter-kun who basically wanted us to post nothing but EMG because MGE and MGQ stuff wasn't anime or manga. Eventually the shitposting got so bad we bailed to here and have stayed here ever since.
And that's why we're not going back, because they'd just whine that we need to post EMG and only EMG, and we don't want to do that.
Also they hated us greentexting, writing stories, or making art that wasn't EMG

TL;DR, fuck /a/, we're never going back.

>>13757818
Cry more though.

>>13757818
make me

>>13757824
No

>>13757825
My brother of another mother...

>>13757819
>Besides, /a/ is awful
well yeah it gave birth to you sad freaks

>>13757818
Your impotent tears won't change our minds.
What monstergirl do you guys think would be the saltiest over losing?

>>13757825
It was a few people actually, one was a mod abusing his powers to get threads he disliked kicked off the board.

>>13757834
>that level of self-awareness
Top kek.

>>13757818
Educate yourself faggot, MGE is the main material talked about here and it's neither an anime or manga.

>>13757818
MM isn't even the only thing we talk about you goober.

>>13757836
>spoiler
Wurm. She would make you play again and again until she wins.

>>13757782
>point
There is none anon, there is only suffering
For an end to ALL human suffering, worship Cthulhu-chan today!

>>13757817
Daring

>>13757834
>well yeah it gave birth to you sad freaks
Anon...

>>13757836
Devils if you actually outsmart them and it wasn't part of their plan.

>>13757836
>What monstergirl do you guys think would be the saltiest over losing?
Lilim. Strong and high ranking types never take things not going their way too well.

>>13757844
It would be worth it to see the look on her face when she finally wins.
She'd have to get good though, I'm not throwing the game and ruining her sense of accomplishment.

Trader Anon reminding everyone my story on Anonkun continues at 7:30 (6 hours from now) EDT, and tonight I'm going to go into the wee hours of the morning so there will hopefully be a lot of progress.
Also before that one person asks it will happen if we get to it and if people vote on it. You know who you are

>>13757846
Disgusting, who would ever be into this?

I could understand if it was Grandberry...

>>13757839
Oh yeah, I forgot about that asshole.
There's another reason not to go back, that guy was allowed to abuse his power for months.
Did he get his power revoked, or is he still around?

I want to lock an alp and an elf in the same room, and see who gets raped by who (or who makes who rape them) first!

WHAT'CHA DOING NERDS!

>>13757858
I remember people saying he got canned, but that's pretty had to confirm

>>13757601
>My sketch is the op image
g-gosh

>>13757811

Fuck that bitch
man everything about mgq there were too many smug life psycho bitch in that shit

>>13757862

I finished a story last night. Wondering if I should work on another one that I had in mind right away or just cool off for a bit.

Also going through my 3DS games for streetpass stuff.

>>13757861
They can't rape them by themselves, you will have to help. With your dick.

>>13757866
color it already you gobber

>>13757861
The trembling hand even trembles.

>>13757866
They're pretty neat, so that's no suprise.

>>13757861
Rape? I don't see any male in the room

>>13757862
Adding pictures to my Elf folder.

>>13757881
Elves are love.

>>13757880
Throw a dildo in there.

>>13757890
>Yuri

>>13757886

I want to fondle an elf's ears

>>13757894
>that's yuri somehow
How.

>>13757886

Nothing sexier than a loving smile

How do shotas survive on MGC?

>>13757901
Fuck off with your bait.

>>13757901
>two females
>no male
>not yuri
w0t?

>>13757861

>Lock an Alp in the same room with an Elf and pump in aphrodisiacs through the air vents
>You figure it's a better idea to let them have a trial by fuck to see who gets to do what or if /u/ MGs actually exist
>Leave them in there for a few days
>Open the door, expecting them to have schlicked themselves into a coma
>Instead you see the Alp slamming her hips into the Elf as if she's fucking her doggystyle, but due to the lack of a cock she has to rub her clit with the spade tip of her tail, and provide narrative
"Hora hora? How is it you bitch? I wonder how tight Master will find you once he's shoving his big-- hard-- cock into you!"
>Nibbles on the Elf's ears and flaps her wings
>The Elf's wiggling her hips asking for your mock-seed and as they both climax, you swallow hard at the erection your sporting
>Bad move, very bad move
>Both of their ears twitch, and they rise up, locking onto your groin with their laser guided cockseeking eyes
>Spend the rest of the weekend having such sex that when the maids and butlers find you two days later the entire holding room reeks of sex
>The Elf has multiple nibble and bite marks on her ears, and a rosy red ass from the spankings you gave her
>The Alp has gone from being an androgynous little thing to a full bodied, voluptuous woman, her heavy breasts resting on the side of your face
>Both of them have enough seed leaking out of them that it'd be a small wonder if they didn't wind up pregnant
"Yare yare..."
>It's the old Kitsune maid you've known since childhood, and she wakes you up by throwing a water bucket on you, staring at you sternly as you cough and gag on water
"You never know how to hold back your hand, do you? Idiot master."
"I leave you alone for one weekend and you do this. What will the other Houses say if they found you fucking an Elf and... that -thing-?"
>They become your personal maids
>TFW having glorious threesomes on a nightly basis with an Elf and Succubus

>>13757894
Is actually a thing in MGE out of frustration or to corrupt a human girl.

I could imagine a Manticore having the worst no-sex streak of her life letting out her frustrations on some innocent girl running errands outside the village for example. Tracing her claw between the girl's breasts and pretending she's going to eat her before commencing with angry scissoring and giving her a face full of tail pussy before discarding her mindbroken body by the side of the road the moment she sees a man.

>>13757910
By having Onee-sans.

>>13757611
>>13757795
>>13757803
>>13757816
I WANT TO FUCK A MOTH

>>13757913
I know exactly why I have this boner.

And why stop at threesomes? Invite the old Kitsune along for some fun.

>>13757915
But having onee-sans it's probably dangerous for a shota

>>13757913
Will the Kitsune maid save her master from the debauchery?

>>13757930
>a Gray tailed, experienced Kitsune maid will never instruct your stage three alp and elf maids on the proper way to please you, a smug grin on her face.
>You will never release into her, causing her to shiver with delight
>You will never watch her smug grin collapse as you grunt that the condom has a hole and her contraceptives are actually fertility boosters

>>13757910
By having bodyguards

>>13757942
>smug grin collapse
Dropped. I like them as smug as possible.

>>13757942
>That spoiler
Anon, that implies that she didn't know already.

>>13757942
>Spoiler
Unexpected creampies are my fetish.

Although knowing craft old foxes she probably poked the hole in it herself.

>>13757948
>>13757951
But Anons, what'll the other houses think if you got a servant pregnant?

>>13757939
An Onee-san would never hurt her otouto.

>>13757703
>no fluff

FENGA PAPIT!

>>13757958
What if she rapes him first so her scent is all over him and nobody else tries to do anything.

>>13757972
She wouldn't rape him.
She'd rub herself all over him every morning, but she wouldn't rape him.

Man it suck trying to go through all the writefag stuff to find something that isn't some smug life shit

Fuck smug life bitches

>>13757974
I highly doubt it

>>13757958
Yeah, and I imagine they would be pretty safe with their sisters scent on them. Now, if he ever tried anything with her, or showed any real interest in her...

>>13757930
>>13757940

>Get interrupted one day in your making fuck with the Alp and Elf duet as you finger them both from behind, their asses in the air on the bed
"Master. Stop. We need to have a 'talk'."
>It's the Kitsune maid, she's in nothing but a sheer negligee, and you can feel yourself getting harder at her full hips, breasts, and the way she titillates you with hiding her landing strip of grey fur and her breasts with her tails
"You... really?"
>She gives you a sly smile
"Ever since that day we found you I've wanted a taste."
>A shiver runs up your spine as she pushes your chin upwards with her index finger, giving you an 'Mmm' as she strokes your member
"Besides, it's not like this isn't anything I haven't seen before."
>Try to back away, but she snaps her fingers and the Alp and Elf are restraining you from behind
"Girls, make the young master comfortable."
>They give her an enthusiastic "AYE AYE!" and pull you onto the bed, groping your balls and stroking you
>Both of them are eyeing your member like its candy, but stop from having a deep throating grapple fight when the Kitsune clears her throat
"Not now. But do make sure he doesn't shoot off too early. The poor boy's never had a mature woman's pussy, and i'm afraid he may find it too... stimulating."
>They giggle and hold your cock tight as the Kitsune straddles you
"Oh... God!"
>You moan out as she sinks her hips onto yours, pelvic bones meeting as her fox pussy devours your cock
>As she's riding you, the Alp is licking your shaft of her nectar and your juices while the Elf rubs you all over or sucks the Kitsune's breasts
>Eventually you wind up in doggy style, slamming your hips into the Kitsune's pussy as the Alp watches from underneath
>Her tails wrap around you and caress you all over, oh so soft
>You can't pull out as her powerful vaginal muscles give a long, languid suck
>Your third orgasm for the day, and all three maids smile smugly when you collapse onto the bed
"Welcome home, Master <3~"

>>13757990
>her full hips, breasts, and the way she titillates you with hiding her landing strip of grey fur and her breasts with her tails
Yes. Fucking yes. Older women are love.

>>13757983
It's true though, she'd never forcibly take him.
She'd wait for him to ask for it, because he will ask for it.

>>13757997

>>13758002
>you will never have a lewd onee-san rub herself all over you every morning
>she will never avoid your morning wood on purpose
>she will never stop right before you cum, smugly giggling at your predicament
>you will never break one day, begging for release
>she will never oblige, leading to a whole day of loving onee-san femdom

Truly the world is not fair

>>13758029

Eh fuck smug life bitches

>>13758029
Good, I don't want it anyway.

>>13758036
Is this the hot new meme?

>>13758029
Why live

>>13758036
>>13758050
Man you are entitled to your own opinions

>Come, let us spar!

>>13758068
If only she had some muscle.

>>13757913
>>13757990
Yes sir, I do like it.

>>13758068
I can't punch a ryu it'll rain for weeks!

>>13758029
>You will never manage to shove off a MG that's trying to deny your orgasm long enough to make yourself come, pointlessly ejaculating on the floor much to her annoyance.

>>13758068
I want to have a deathwish and touch the reverse scale then whisper lewd things to her ears!

>>13758096
Are you prepared to take responsibility anon?

>>13758068
How do you think a Ryu would react to someone jumping on her back and grabbing her horns?

>>13758103
In public or in private?

In public, you get dead.
In private, you get sex.

>>13758085

T-thanks?

>>13758113
What if it was her little sister though?

>>13758101
All i know is that i am prepared to fuck some dragon cloaca.

>>13758116
Imouto gets her body tied in a knot.

>>13758113
>In public, you get dead.
At least it was her horns and not her boobs, girl should go easy on me.

>>13758121
For whatever reason that made me think of Ryu Twins. One of them's serious and graceful, while the other one is energetic and crude.
The energetic one is trying to get you into her sister's metaphorical pants.

>>13758068
Very well, but can you survive my dragon punch?

Man I wonder how all those Paladins feel after finding out alot of their finances for training and selecting men to get physically ripped to go seek monster girls are funded by Tanuki's and monster girls.

Being a paladin must be suffering.

>>13758054

Fresh off the presses
the dank new meme a out loving relationships instead of bitches being bitches
strange concept I know

>>13758145
>training and education for free
>suffering
Sure mate.

>>13758150
Please don't bully the femdoms.

>You will never live a prefectly normal life in a normal human family until one day your parents adopt a monster girl to watch over you.

Roll for who you get http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random

>>13758150
What wasn't loving about that onee-san thing?

>>13758184
Muhfuggin Mothman.

>>13758184
>Amazon
Well, I'll be safe.
Can't say the same about my pelvis though.

>>13758184

>Succubus

eh

>>13758184
>http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Dark_Valkyrie
Right on the mark. Best person to watch over me and whatever I say.

>>13758184
>Sahuagin

Wait, I thought she was supposed to watch over me, not me watching over her.

>>13758184
>Kraken

>>13758184

http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Red_Oni

Hehehehhh

>>13758184
>Lilim
What

>>13758184
>Youko

But I don't want to make Dark Demon Realms!

>>13758184
>dwarf
I... I think I'm ok with this. Yeah, I think I am.

>>13758184
>Chesire
How fucked i am?

>>13758184
>Wyvern
And from that day, I was a dragoon.

>>13758184
More of Seeing Eye Werepuppy when?

>>13758201
>Having one of the strongest monster girls as a sister.

You're fine.

>>13758184
>cheshrie cat

i don't know how i should feel about this

>>13758214
I'm fine from other girls, but about her...

>>13758184
>Merrow
Okay.

>>13758204
>They're also called "keikou-no-bijo" (women so beautiful they can steal a ruler's heart and put the nation in danger) and it's certainly true that they will cause human order to crumble and a country to transform, with the order of the monsters, consumed by pleasure focused around them and their husband, replacing it.

>In the uncivilized "Mist continent," it is said that kyubi-no-kitsune rule and a devilish paradise that we can say is truly debaucherous is spreading, where humans and monster are consumed with thoughts of having sex according to their desires, they can enjoy pleasure and copulation all day every day whether awake or sleeping.

>whether awake or sleeping

"No baka gaijin, it's hyperbole, HYPERBOLE!"

Fuck you KC.

>>13758221
What's so scary about her?

I mean, sure your parents might come home completely corrupted but that doesn't mean anything!

>>13757861
I want to take the winner to Wonderland and corrupt them into a chubby Jabberwock

>>13758225
>Parents come home
>Now they're an incubus and a succubus
>They also gave your hand in marriage to the Lilim without your consent

>>13758235
Guess who's staying in the retirement home on christmas?

>>13758235
>Plot twist, the lilim is actually a loli and she's actually 13
>She calls you oniichan and just wants to play vidya with you.
>Until she's older at least
>Then she challenges you to smash with the winner getting to be on top or determines the position.

>>13758184
>Mindflayer
I don't know what all this adoption talk is. We've known each other since we were kids. Hell, our parents are already arranging the wedding.

>>13758184
>Chimaera
Multi personality onee-san? Perfect.

>>13758266
>smash

Pic of lilim souring through the air as she's kicked out of a house when?

Would you accept a girl that didn't have a human mouth structure?

>>13758266
>You'll never have a tomboy Lilim childhood friend.
>You'll never meet her after she chased off some monstergirls who were bullying you on the playground.
>You'll never grow up together hanging out and playing Vidya
>The two of you will never do a victory lap around the house after beating a particularly difficult game.
>She'll never start developing feelings for you once the two of you hit puberty.
>She'll never confess to you when you're both 16, after a day of Smash Bros.
>You'll never accept her feelings and become her boyfriend.
>You'll never marry your Tomboy Lilim childhood friend after you graduate college.
God fucking damn it, Why has life denied me the childhood friend romance I want so badly?

>>13758285
No.

>>13758285
Gross.

>>13758285
You wouldn't dom a beegirl would you?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3vPV_WeQxV8

>>13758285
What, if she's beastman she has a snout? If she's a bug, like a butterfly or bee she doesn't have a mouth but a proboscis?

I can't be doing with this.jpg

>>13758293
This is rape

>>13758289
How about you think back to elementary school on the playground, and how you behaved and who you spent your time with, and maybe you'll have the answer.

>>13758223
Most of the written material is useless thanks to the type of character KC claims is creating the MGE.

>>13758282
You no like smash?

>>13758300
She was in the forster system so she left after bonding for like a year.

[cute moth noises]
http://puu sh/iVx1x/9a7445b134.webm

>>13758213
Who did that again, I can't remember his name.

>>13758326
Nyan

>>13758300
I had a cute tomboyish childhood friend but we moved away...

>>13758331
Thanks anon!

>>13758300
I was shy and didn't talk to many people.
Also my phase of "Girls are weird" lasted until I was 14.
Younger me ruined it for me.

>>13758184

Kitsune-bi. Not bad, of course I'd prefer an actual physical kitsune.

>>13758333
No problem.
Everyone should experience the cute.
I want to be the retired, veteran caretaker of a trio of loli monster girls in the adventurers guild, chasing after their hijinks as best I can with the crippled leg I have.

>>13758300
I think about how in that catholic school one of my friends would sometimes sneak in a bucket full of snakes during recess.

>>13758266
>>13758289
>monsters
>especially succubi
>waiting until they're older

>>13758351
Loli lilim is pure girl
She wants to build a blanket fort and watch Megas XLR with Oniichan.

>>13758351
Why are you assuming that she waited until they were married?

>>13758184
>Will-o-wisp
My parents can't be this stupid.

>>13758355
yes they can they're your parents

>>13758350

>Going to Catholic School

Shame, shame, shame, shame.

>>13758353
>Monsters
>Pure
>Lilims
>The ones that with the DE of all the monsters coursing through them
>Waiting

You owe me a new pair of sides.

>>13758184
>Kakuen
Damn, I'm gonna strike that ass.

>>13758386
Don't spank the monkey.

>>13758353
>lilim digs giant robots
Nice.
>Laying together in blanket fort
>Watching Megas together
>Start pretend giant robot fight once it's over
>Blanket fort collapses on us
>She's laying on top of me under the blanket as we laugh
>Laughter slowly fades and we both become aware of the situation
>Both of us are blushing hard as we stare at each other
>You feel a weird sensation in your pants from your first erection
>Lilim notices as it pokes into her thigh
>She's confused but instinct slowly takes over
>She gently begins to stroke and rub it
>It's not long before your first orgasm arrives
>Her hands are coated in your first seed
>She sniffs at it, curious, before taking a few small tastes
>Years later, you both become subconsciously aroused whenever you watch any sort of mecha

>>13758394
Unicorn would drive them to ahego.

>>13758404
So would SEED and SEED Destiny cause the opposite effect?

>>13758184
>Honeybee
If she's anything like Bibi from Monmusu Gakuen then this could be the greatest thing ever.

>>13758409
Yes, it would kill the mood so hard.
SO HARD.

>>13758184
>Harpy

No problems here...that is, until she demands that she perch on your shoulder.

>>13758404
>Lilim schlicking while watching Gundam
>She's been careful to hold out for the end of the fight
>'Here I go!!!'
>This is it. her pace begins to pick up
>'This hand of mine is burning red!'
>Her pussy is probably white hot
>'It's loud roar tells me to grasp victory!'
>'BAKUNETSU! GOD! FINGEEER!!!'
>One hand reaches as deep inside as she can as the other toys with her clit
>'HEAT! END!'
>She cums as the poor robot explodes
>She rides out her orgasm for the last few minutes of the episode
>Goes to clean up as the credits roll
>Her chair is absolutely soaked in her secretions
Between building models & replacing her chair, her mecha love is getting expensive

>>13758337
Mine lasted till I was 8 at which point I just had no idea how to talk around girls which lasted until I was pretty much done high school. Sucks, don't it?

>>13758184
>Khepri
>have to share a bathroom with her and they is demonic energy balls everywhere after she gets out

>>13758438
I've just imagined a pirate with a Harpy instead of a parrot on his shoulder

>>13758448
Yep.
That would be wonderful.

>>13758068
B-but I haven't defeated Sheng Long yet.

>>13758184
Weresheep
All is right with the world.

>>13758184
>Werewolf
Just what I WANted.

>>13758448
I'd stick my heatrod in her cockpit.

>>13758184
>Kraken
Oh my

>>13758184
>Jinko

Not an option. Rerolling.

>Original Chief God
Heh. Rerolling.

>Sea Slime

Fat lot of good a jellyfish is going to do for watching over me. Am I going to get magic gills and just hide under her dress and tentacles for most of my childhood?

>>13758475
>scans never

>>13758478
>Jinko
>Not an option
I didn't know taste this shit existed.

>>13758478
>Not an option
Man, you're STILL salty over that voting, Alp.

>>13758478
>Jinko
>Not an option. Rerolling.
Nyanon please.

>>13758478
Poor Jinko.

She can stay with my harpy and me for the duration...

>>13758475
>Your kraken onee-san will never gently take your virginity

>>13758472
>Thugdere Werewolf sister.

I need this.

>>13757799
>negima
Now I know the depths of your depravity

>>13758511
Negima was Ok.

What a nice-looking moth lady.

>>13758539
Is the translation for the second part a work in progress?

>>13758539
I would tell her to fuck off. Because she is worse monster girl.

>>13758562
You're the worst organism in ever, but you don't see me complaining.

>>13758546
yes

>>13758562
I want to tell you to fuck off. She's a love.

>>13758567
If you're the one translating it, keep up the good work.

>People that don't understand deep love

>>13758577
Deep love my dick, bitch is a fucking crazy whore.

>>13758577
Too much crazy. I prefer my Moths bashful and fluffy

>>13758577
I understand and adore it.

>>13758587
You can be certain there are plenty of MGs that would deep love your dick.

>>13758577
I know right?

>>13758577
>tfw no yandere moth to give you nursing handjobs

>>13758593
Mantis truly are best.

>>13758595
I don't want crazy monster girls anywhere near my dick.

>>13758184
>Hellhound

Atleast i'll be safe.

Permanently

>>13758593
That's not deep love, she's just farming for armor components
>>13758597
While this may be my fetish, A) still too much yan, and B) blue board

>>13758602
No they're not.

Mantis a shit.

>>13758606
Rude.

>>13758577
>yandere
>moth
0/2, remove pls.

>>13758603
Are you a paladin?

>>13758605
Shes farming for armor components by killing anyone who dares think of harming or stealing away her husband.
She already made armor out of a Sabbath cultist and a Hellhound.

>>13758602
Would a mantis oneesan counter troll the smug squad to protect her otouto?

Line 907
http://pastebin.com/VXPQf0pW
>Loli-Oni's Vacation

In which Darling initially gets mistaken for a faceless fat man. I also think I'll add a date for the latest update to series titles from now on, in case anyone trawls the pastebin looking for new updates.

She's perfect.

>>13758615
No she'd go Dark Brotherhood on them.
With her maximum Sneak skill you wouldn't even notice her if she was crouching right in front of you.

>>13758620
Tits too big, fingers too creepy. 8/10

>>13758610
No.

I just don't stick my dick in crazy.

>>13758615
If by troll you mean 'hunt them down one by one, pin them to the wall, hold a blade to their throat, and make them all swear to never touch him again under the threat of decapitation, all while wearing that same emotionless stare', then yes.

>>13758626
>too big
Get the fuck out of here.

>>13758626
>Tits too big
>Too big
What am I reading?

>>13758626
>Too big
>Too creepy
Not seeing it.

>>13758626
>Tits too big
there are no words for this level of faggotry

>>13758626
>Not liking big tits
>Not liking creepy

>>13758184
>Mantis
I never really talk that much. So will we develop telepathy or something?

>>13758577
Crazy moth is love.

>>13758617
This is out of the blue, but does Mina have a pear shaped body?

Also, the ab-job portion surprisingly boner inducing.

>>13758448
This cum on my hand, and on my chair, this must be the work of the Dark Gundam and KYYYYOOOOOOOJJJJJJJIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

>>13758653
>pear shaped body
Sort of, yes. Her hips aren't huge, but they're definitely the widest part of her.

What sort of things would a MG say to you that would turn you into an embarrassed pile of mush?

>>13758680
"I love you."

>>13758680
"I'm pregnant~"

>>13758680
all she'd have to say was "love you" and I'd most likely die

>>13758680
Tell me how cute I am while giving me headpats.

>>13758680
"You're so cute/handsome"
"I'm glad I have you"
"I love you"
"Get over here, I want to cuddle"
"You'll be a great father"

>>13758680
My Beloved. You're the best.

Alternately, there's... Tonight. You.

>>13758680
Nothing.

Because I wouldn't believe her.

>>13758680
"I know what you get off to, you dirty boy"

>>13758680
This>>13758683
I have such a massive inferiority complex I can barely talk to a girl in a romantic context. If a cute MG told me that I'd be done.

>>13758680
Anything that includes "ara ara" and "boya" in the same phrase

>>13758694
I know that feel.

Hopefully, she'll be the kind who will never give up saying those kinds of things.

>>13758680
Anything positive. I'm probably easily manipulated by a cute monster girl that knows how lonely I am.

I'd probably end up falling prey to even a Matango if she used some sweet talk.

>>13758680
"I will protect your smile"

>>13758708
Oh she totally would.

>>13758694
>>13758708
>"Ara ara, if you're not going to believe my words I'm going to have to show your body I mean it"

>>13758719
>Your smile will never protect you.

>>13758708

>At work doing your usual stuff
>You haven't been in a good mood today.
>A MG customer picks up on that quickly and tells you to cheer up and that you're doing a great job
>You give her some half-assed answer that she doesn't buy.
>She tells you she's going to come by everyday to cheer you on

>>13758726
Hnnng

>>13758719
But that's my line.

>>13758680
>>13758699

"Ara ara, did you really hope to confess to me today, boya?"

>>13758735
Oh great, working a shit job and now I have to deal with an annoying customer every day.

Wonderful.

>>13758739
M-Maybe

>>13758303
Oh I like to smash, but Smash is shit. No depth,

>>13758743
To make things even better she's probably a species you don't even like, and she'll probably cock-block all your attempts to hit on monstergirls you do like.

>>13758753
Or worse, she already has a husband.

>>13758726

>And then she has sex with you after which she whispers those words to you again
>"Now do you believe me?"

>>13758760
If she had a husband why the hell would she cock-block you or bother you that much?

>>13758767
>"No."

>>13758769
Maybe she's trying to get her CC sister to make a move on him.

>>13758769
Maybe she's trying to hook you up with her daughter who is out of town or a neet?

>>13758778
Is the CC sister embarrassed by her sister's antics?

>>13758770

>"I guess you need more convincing then."
>Round two

>>13758788
The answer will be the same until she leaves me alone for good.

>>13758617
>More Hot-Hot-Hot Loli Oni

Hooray!
I wonder if I should elaborate on that Loli Oni short I wrote...

>'Sup nerd? What'cha doin', just dweebin' it up?
>Hey, you should be happy! You get a whole table in the lunchroom all to yourself! Haha!
>Nice shirt. What? Your mom buy that for ya?
>Hey, nerd, I'm a few dollars short for lunch. You got me covered, right? Otherwise, I might not be wearing this shades next time I see ya.
>Hey, do your parents ever, like...yell and hit each other or anything? Oh...yeah, forget I said anything, alright?

>>13758793

Well then this might go on for awhile.

>You will never be breastfed by a Holstaurus

>>13758816
I give her an hour at the most.

>>13758816
Different anon. I feel like an ass already for not responding to her advances as an alpha should.

>>13758817
>You will never catch a fairy in a butterfly net and tie her to a table and rip out her wings.

>>13758808
>implying status effects work on me
How 'bout you go fuck yourself.

>>13758801
>elaborate on that Loli Oni short I wrote
Please do.

>>13758818

What if it goes on far longer than an hour? Like a few days or something?

>>13758808
I want to help her deal with her negative feelings in a positive and healthy way so she'll be able to be a fulfilling and happy adult life.

>>13758832
That wouldn't happen.

>>13758839
It's gonna happen anon. You're gonna get appreciated

>>13758843
Never! You can't make me happy you fuck!

>>13758808
Time to dump a bucket of ice water over the bitch, see who's laughing then.

Long-tongued girls are the best.

>Akaname
>Frog girls
>Certain Succubi

>>13758822
Dude, what's your problem?

>>13758849
>Mindflayers

>>13758847
I don't think that will make things any better.

>>13758854
It will probably make her cry and shiver being a lamia. Enough time to steal back the lunch money and spit in her face.

>>13758849
I want to grab her tongue and lead her around.
.

>>13758866
But the underlying issues that lead to her being a bully will still be there.

>>13758808
You want to get soaked again? Are you a masochist?

>>13758873
Whatever, that's not his problem.

>>13758873
You know how you deal with bullies? Hit them harder than you dare, show them fucking with you is bad business.

>>13758846

That just spurs her on to try even more. She's going to keep at it until you believe her. Even doing things other than sex.

>>13758881
Or you could get her help from a therapist for something.

What monstergirls are best at protecting human boys' smiles?

>>13758881
But what stops them from putting you back in your place after you try to put them in theirs? What's to keep them from escalating when you try to rearrange the pecking order?

>>13758894
The ones who genuinely care about protecting them. The ones who won't stand around and do little to nothing when those smiles are gone.

>>13758894
>having smiles in the first place
Plebs.

Which would you prefer?

Eating a freshly baked bake with Wurm, Sandworm, and Dragon that was made by Dragon's mother?
Or drinking chocolate milk with Jabberwock since her Lilim friend is absent today?

>>13758626
not big enough

>>13758902
>freshly backed bake

That sounds like a dream

>>13758902
>baked bake
Baked PIE.
Son of a bitch.

>>13758902
Jabberwock sounds nice

>>13758902
You had me at Dragon.

>>13758894
Onis, Lilims, Lamias, Yetis, Amazons, Jabberwocks, Your Waifu.

>>13758912
>Amazons

>>13758915
Yes anon, Amazons.

>>13758915
What's wrong with them? They just want to keep you safe.

>>13758891
I'm not her dad, fuck her.

>>13758897
If you do it right, none will dare.

>>13758927
>none will dare
Well now we know that you don't know shit about anything relating to this.
Were you home schooled or something?

>>13758927
But anon, her dad can't help her as her's either an abuser and/or is being abused. She clearly needs help from an outside source.This way you'll both be happy.

>>13758925
>>13758926
>Amazons
>Protecting anything
>Not being the worst monstergirl in MGE

>>13758900

I doubt saying you never had a smile to begin with will dissuade them from trying.

>>13758915
Well he said human boys, not human men.

>>13758897
Are you aware of the concept of first strike in military theory? It's like that. You escalate first, and do so with such force that your cripple your opponent's ability to respond.

>>13758936
>Worst monstergirl.

I don't know about you guys, but I'd rather take an Amazon over a Matango or Cait Sith anyday.

>>13758936
Why would you get analpained at certain monstergirls for arbitrary reasons?

Why would you get upset at nearly every mention of a monstergirl you don't like?

>>13758931
>you don't know shit

You American? Sorry, where I'm from we're not afraid to fight, and we don't make a fuss over every little scrap.

>>13758946
>Are you American
Well now I know you're from /pol/ now.
Time to filter.

>>13758937
But why protect what isn't there?

>>13758943
At least those two don't force you to act like a woman

>>13758936
I might be a hardcore maledomfag, but really? The worst?

I don't think so.

>>13758936
Amazons are lovely ladies. I want an Amazon to hold me in her arms as she feels me all over.

>>13758936
Thank you for the hot opinions.

>>13758952
>maledomfag

No you're not, nobody here is a maledom.

>>13758950
>taking care of the house and cooking things are only things women can do
Ah fuck it. Arguing with you is like arguing with a brick wall.

>>13758949

No you see they'll try to get your smile and then protect it.

>>13758947
>muh /pol/

Okay faggot.

>>13758950
I want to bitchslap an Amazon and call her a pervert for spying me while i'm taking a shower!

>>13758957
Since you obviously know better, you might telling me my PIN? I seem to have forgotten...

>>13758957
Fuck you.

>>13758942
Any more nuggets of armchair general wisdom to share?

>>13758963
That's what happens when you use a communal shower.

>>13758965
>mind telling me

>>13758963
>Not letting her watch

>>13758959
Never, they can't make me.

>>13758958
>taking care of the house and cooking things are only things women can do
You're right, betas can also do it

>>13758957
>Here be bait

>>13758977

No. But they sure can try.

>>13758950
>force you to act like a woman

How? They won't hit you.
Just tell her to fuck off. There, problem solved.

>>13758970
Hey, I actually have to study this sort of stuff.

>>13758987
Who am I to tell them how to waste their time?

>>13758975
Is she allowed to jump on you? Cuz if not, I would try to see how much I could taunt her and get away with.

>>13758979
But housecare and cooking are really useful skills to know if you ever plan to be independent

>>13759005
Big loli thighs

>>13759005
>Dem wide loli-hips
Fantastic.

>TFW she thinks you're going to cheat on her with Visuvius BBA

>>13759005
That's a bottom heavy fox. Just the way I like them.

Tell me a daughteru cuter than a harpy.

Protip: you can't

>>13759036
Werekitten, Hellpup.

The Sabbath would be improved with Elin thighs

>>13759012
The huh?

>>13759036
Mine.

>>13759036

>>13759041
big fat elin thighs you say?

>>13759041
My headcanon is way ahead of you.

>>13759005
That kitloli is made for tucking into bed tenderly and then getting in with her to hug affectionately, falling asleep together with.

I'd make sure she feels safe and secure with my arms around her, and delight in the sensation of her gentle, rhythmic breaths as she sleeps, ears flapping and tails wagging against my skin.

>>13759047
Cute as fuck.

>>13759036
Your favorite one

>>13759052
Gay: The Post.

>>13759036
I can't think of any.