/jp/ - Otaku Culture

First for Kikis are olev.

>>13750459
second for kikis a boring plebtier shit

Spiders a best

>>13750460
Fourth for this pleb has shit taste

>>13750457
You forgot one

>>13750463
Spider loli is getting headpats

>>13750463
That's adorable.

>>13750463
That girl is adorable.

Reminder that maledom is bad, please keep this thread maledom free.

Remember to headpat and tenderly love your maid!

Please remember to milk your waifu every day.

Moth is love. Moth is life.

>>13750467
No i did not forget anything bronie-san

Crow love is sweetest love

>>13750477
Who/what are these?

>>13750476
Happily. A well loved kiki is a happy kiki.

>>13750477
What an adorable pair.

>>13750486
Twin punk vampires request

Wait did I fuck up?

>>13750478
Nah I'm busy, maybe next week

>>13750463
I can't accept spiders because I want my waifu to have at least somewhat normal legs. Centaurs and lamias are out for the same reason.

>>13750480
I wonder what she's muttering.

Hug the yeti, love the yeti

>>13750499
How much she loves him, obviously

>>13750490
>punk
>Button up shirt
>Hair pins
>Classy looking coats
The only think punk about these two are their ages.

>>13750501
Yeti appreciation day when?

>>13750483
Is liking the centaur realy make me a brony? I just thought you forgot one of the memes.

Dryad is best girl though.

>>13750460
>Anon wants to be hardcore but his Waifu won't let him

>>13750463

HNNNNNNNNGH

I want /a/ to go and stay go.

LFP for Summer Harvest Event.
No Alps.

>>13750495
>Talking ike you have a choice in the matter
Yeah, no. She's getting milked, and so are you.

>>13750463
Spiders are overrated. That small one is cute though.

>>13750518
No

>>13750514
>stop talking about monstergirls in the monstergirl thread!
It doesn't work that way you mong.

>>13750457
Now that its anime related, could you fuck off back to /a/?

>>13750509

But you don't need a specific day to appreciate them.

>>13750528
Whoopsie, meant for >>13750518

>>13750528

... What?

I went HNNNNNGH because Spider daughteru is adorable.

>>13750528
Miss the mark there, champ?

>>13750527
Fuck off. You don't like us and we don't like you.

>>13750509
Yeti Appreciation Day is everyday in January, the coldest month of winter when people need her hugs the most

>>13750541
>>13750542

>>13750540

>>13750499
>よしよし
Good, good...
>いいこ
Good child...

>>13750518
>>13750530
>>13750545

>>13750545
You make me sad

>>13750505
They aren't wearing high collared capes or 19th century ball gowns. That's pretty punk by vampire standards.

>>13750548
I love that type of intimacy/obsession.

>>13750545
>we

>>13750546
Up here in the far north, it start in September and ends in april.

>>13750540
You can leave too. We can't talk about MGE in /a/, every thread you been maligning us and saying shitposters go on /jp/ if a post doesns't contain at least one instance of "x is best girl" and you booted us here. Why the fuck should we suffer you.

>>13750545
>we
You don't speak for everyone bitch nigga.

>>13750520
>not wanting an Alp healslut
Have fun wiping.

Tongue Sluts.

>>13750554
Any attire that isn't noble and elegant is punk when wore by a vampire

I see the newfags have found their way in here at last.

x is best girl

>>13750561
I'm not an even an /a/non you retard.

...although I was one prior to last years exodus, but still.

>>13750554
If I ask for punk I want punk, not "punk by vampire standards".

>>13750568
Anon you're not good at this.

>>13750480

She's a murderer by giving her husbando's mom a heart attack

>>13750505
>>13750576
Did you request punks or whores?

>>13750564
>wasting valuble slots with a healslut going max tsun after getting debuffed.
>Especially since they never move out the spray aoe
Might as well go with no one than alps.

>>13750582
Can you read?

>>13750485
>You will never be paired with a Crow Tengu to study monstergirl culture and promote understanding between them and the humans.
>You will never get past each others differences and the language barrier to make great strides in your work
>You will never start to fall for her, but not act on it for fear of being rejected by her, knowing how tengus have high standards
>You will never notice how she's acting strange and is staring at you when your back is turned a few weeks later
>You will never be jumped by her one day, as she says she can't control her mating season instincts any longer.
>She will never confess to you as she rides you, only for you to confess back and kiss her as her face turns beet red
>You will never continue to fuck her until you fall asleep in her wings
>You will never marry her and continue your work as husband and wife, while caring for your darling chicks

At least I have videogames.

>>13750463
>Spider Loli
She. Is. ADORABLE.

>>13750578
One reply, comin' right up.

>>13750563
Anyone who's been longer than nine months.

>>13750557
You already have ab abundance of yetis, send some down to the states so we can warm up

>>13750477
Why does the one on the right look like Weiss Schnee?

>>13750583
>implying that's a problem unless you draw the encounter out so much the debuff stacks up and the healslut goes cockslut
Git gud.

>Playing the entire Patapon series
>Get through the whole thing feeling satisfied by the quirky storyline, artwork and music
>Can't help but think what it would be like if it was instead MG's
>Can't stop thinking about how it would be like a Group of Silouette goblins led by a Flag bearing hobgoblin leading them to the promised land of men
>Can't help thinking all their tech is simply getting other mg's to take them to Earth End, where virile man studs lay pure and unharmed
>Final boss is Mothfu who has an offshoot of human thralls and doesn't want the Goblin horde to take the men from her daughterus

>>13750598
Holy shit I didn't notice, that was unintentional

>>13750480
Besides the creepy shenanigans she's extremely cute.

>>13750590
Maybe one day anon.

>>13750580
I doubt she did that on purpose.

>>13750477
Twins they were! Prepare for twice the blood loss.

>>13750608
>She's cute if you don't take into account she's an obsessive/posessive possible time lord

Really?

>>13750617
Really.

>>13750610
Like I'd give a fuck.

>>13750617
>he doesn't like obsessive/possessive yanderes that might also be time lords

>>13750600
Alp make for shit healers either since most if not all the new ones insist they're still DPS

>>13750618
I look forward to meeting you on the battlefield.

>>13750621
You want a cookie?

>>13750617
I don't see anything wrong with it

>>13750628
That's because you're desperate.

>>13750610
Knowing where that manga comes from, plus those eyes, she did it delibritly.

>>13750595
They get pissy if they go beyond a certain point, anon, why don't you come north onstead.
reminder to lower 48 people, Alaska is a state, we are not apart of Russia or Canada.

>>13750624
Like it's hard to cow them into dropping the nonsense.

>>13750628
Lovely when she's not too busy messing around with time.

>>13750499
Heil Hydra

>>13750639

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aizCMO-mI1Q

>Messing with Time

>>13750463
Rachnee probably beats that kid senseless to get her sadist boner.

>>13750654
Blatant lies. Everyone knows that Rachnee never hurts anyway.

Ties them up and fondles them, sure, but never causes any sort of harm.

>>13750608
The cutest

>>13750670
Now I want a loli moth.

>>13750654
>Implying that's not loli-Rachnee

>>13750681
That child isn't lying or hurting people so it can't be Rachnee.

>>13750689
Childhood innocense

>>13750463
The only thing I hate about Rachnee is her spider and sometimes her sadistic nature.

That zombie girl is still miles better though.

>>13750689
Oh come on, she doesn't do that... all the time.

Mermaids.

>>13750480
>>13750628
>>13750670
I guess I should translate this huh.

>>13750712
That doesn't sound bad at all.

>>13750712
Please

>>13750712
I can't force you, but I would if I could.

>>13750708
Where'd this even come from?

>>13750708
I wouldn't mind having a mermaid waifu. They look so dere.

>>13750722
They don't belong to any series in particular.

>You were just a kid when the contact war happened
>Well, you didn't consider yourself a kid then, 18 and fresh out of high school
>You were excited to go off to battle
>You were stupid
>Your first time out in the field was also your last, you were medically discharged afterwords
>Night patrol, your squadmates started getting snatched by the darkness
>Eventually it was just you left
>Then she appeared
>A lone Mantis
>You didn't want to go down without a fight, but by the time you shouldered your weapon she was nowhere to be seen
>Then you got hit from behind
>It didn't knock you off your feet, but it dazed you a little, and she used that window to toss you onto your back
>She was on top of you before you could react
>She grabbed both of your arms and then the pain hit
>You didn't know if she broke them or what, but it felt like you had been stabbed in both shoulders and you couldn't move either arm
>You learned later she had just dislocated them
>You started to scream at her, but she had already yanked one of your boots off, took your sock and then jammed it into your mouth before you got out more than two words
>After that came the rape
>She was far rougher than you thought her small frame would allow
>As soon as you came, she reached over and grabbed your rifle and used it to knock you out with the stock
>You came to in a field hospital the next afternoon

>>13750724
I don't like being around water all of the time so I couldn't deal with it.

>>13750457
Harpies Qts are cool.

>>13750729
>Embarrassingly, the medical discharge was because some butterfingers dropped you and broke your collarbone on the way back
>The war ended not long after, and humans and monsters began the process of living together
>You never heard from your squadmates again, and trying to get answers through the military left you right back where you started
>It was like they never even existed
>You began to suspect that the connection between the two worlds wasn't as fleeting as you originally thought
>Wherever they are, you hope they're happy
>You never really got along with monsters though
>You didn't hate them outright, it was just a general feeling of distrust
>That's why it was all the more shocking when your doorbell rang one day, and you answered it to find a young Mantis on the other side
>She couldn't have been older than maybe 5 at the absolute oldest
>Same color eyes and hair as you, too
>Just as the gears in your head started turning, you noticed the note pinned to her shirt
>"She wished to meet her father. Her name is Jessica. -Mary"
>Despite being a fairly unwilling and woefully unprepared parent, you managed to have a modicum of success in dealing with your daughter
>She's 13 now and still calls you daddy
>Despite everything, you're happy things happened the way they did

>>13750708
Depends if she is gonna eat me or not, anon.
and by that I mean that she will eat me alive, as in canabalism.

>>13750735
Two possibilities

>Mother is kill from war

>Mother still alive and she's making you take the rape baby

Either way that's just, dude.

What are fun places to go on a date with your waifu to?

>>13750729
>>13750735
I'd be salty as fuck.

Half incubized veteran anon, where are you?

>>13750457

I sure like Kejourou.

>>13750735
>Taking care of someone's rape baby

Immersion broken.

>>13750741
I'd say it's the latter, given the note.

>>13750749
Well, it's rather hard to say no to a little girl who just wants to get to know her father. Even if it was by rape.

>>13750744
Any place that doesn't make the screen end up with a noir filter. She looks like she noticed the blood on your shirt from your seedy bouncer job and trying to ignore it.

Meanwhile her mouth tentacles have a shit eating grin and want to know who you beat up.

>>13750754
Oh I disagree anon, it's pretty fucking easy.

You just tell them to eat shit and slam the door in their face, simple.

>>13750744
The Yuki-onna Ski Resort

>>13750734
I agree.

>>13750744
SO. FUCKING. SAD.

>>13750761
>Telling a 5 year old little girl to "Eat shit" and slam a door in her face
>While she gazes up at you with wide, hopeful, adorable eyes, eager to learn more about her "Daddy"

There's a monster here, and it's not her.

>>13750737
>Not liking Rusalkas

>>13750761
It's not like it's some random kid a single mom's trying to push on you, it's your own daughter.

>>13750735
>sending your daughter to the man you raped

What makes you think I won't fuck her shit up?

Some nerve.

>>13750772
I'd rather stay alive thanks.
and I thought results just lure you in with their nakedNess and drown you. My Slavic lore is not so good in that area man.

>>13750772
>being a gorefag

>>13750778
Just dick the daughteru

Geez.

>>13750770
>>13750774
>Raising the child of some woman who dislocated your arms and god knows what else.

Nah, she isn't my kid.

>>13750779
You'll be happier if you just fap to the pretty pictures and ignore real world accounts.

>>13750766
That's a furry

>>13750735
So, Lotte no Omocha?

>>13750784
It's funny, I'm all for it in the MGE, but when I imagine certain things in contemporary settings, it doesn't feel right.

>>13750789
Are you blind?

>How many dicks have you sucked to heal those wounds?

>How many breads have you eaten in your life?

>>13750779

>>13750792
Well, for one, he wasn't a shota in this case.
And two, I doubt that he's going to be coincidentally kidnapped and dragged back to the other world by the Mantis' second daughter that isn't his.

>>13750770
>Relent
>Open the door
>She's still there, teary eyed
>"I take that back."
>Hope flares in her eyes
>"Go tell your mother to eat shit."
>Slam the door
>Nothing but the sound of a child crying and deadbolts sliding into place.
Fuck raising some one else's mistake as a twenty something single father on a military pension.

>>13750770
Dude turn this thing around to non mg and tell me that everyone's reactions is somehow not justifiable.

>>13750810
REJOICE.jpg

>>13750804
>a yandere Vampire will never try to steal your waifus body

>>13750770
>There's a monster here, and it's not her.
No, it's her mother. Still, you can hardly expect someone to want to take care of a rape baby, especially if the mother isn't even dead/can't be assed to leave more than a note with the kid's name on it as explanation. Bitch didn't even apologize.

>>13750820
I wonder if you can teach a five year old the meaning of pain. Like, if they could grasp just how much a dislocated shoulder fucking hurts. Like, without having to actually dislocate her shoulder. And then show her some brutal rape video, then send her and all her questions back to her mother. I wonder what would happen.

>>13750804
>Busty vampire with time stop powers and a preference for skimpy clothing.
>You will never be captured by Dionne and used to father her Dhampir children
Goddamn it.
Imagine what Time Stop sex would be like. You could be milked dry in the time it takes to blink.

I want to lash together a group of succubi, and play the song of my people on their butts and titties with such skill, I get to perform in Carnegie Hall.

>>13750834
You and the universe would explode from the infinite friction being released in an infinitely small time frame. It's never a good idea to stop time.

>>13750819
>>13750827
Did I even say "Little Monster"? No. I said little girl. She is completely innocent, and just wants to get to know you. Blame not the child for the sins of the parent. You're not some immortal dragon who can justify carrying grudges from mortal generation to mortal generation.

Frankly I think the bigger issue here is that her rapist mother was able to direct her to your home at all. THAT is what you guys should be concerned with.

>>13750845
He could just get accept the daughter as his, provided he gets together with another woman.

>>13750845
Nigger I'm not obligated to take in random children off the street.
>inb4 she's your child
No she fucking isn't, genetics be damned. Just another stranger.

I agree though, the mother is the real issue.

>>13750833
>if they could grasp just how much a dislocated shoulder fucking hurts

Not without experiencing it themselves, maybe a slap on the hand and then you tell them to imagine it 100 times worse? I don't think I have it in me to hurt a kid.

>show her some brutal rape video

She's monster anon, rape is like saying hello. Unless we talking Brazilian prison brutal. That'd do the trick.

>>13750845
Children shall bear the weight of the sins of the fathers.

>>13750833
You'd traumatize her for life and end up being caught in an emotionally draining lawsuit if we're going by CSI:SVU logic.

>>13750838
What are the percussive qualities of a succubutts?

>>13750866
>csi

Everyone needs a trauma.

>>13750856
>Unless we talking Brazilian prison brutal. That'd do the trick.
Brutaler. Like, Columbian necktie blowjobs times a hundres.

>>13750866
good
>lawsuit
>implying monsters have the grit to spend years in academic study
>implying all lawyers aren't human sympathizers
>Implying monsters have a concept of law and would

>>13750734

Who the hell is that supposed to be?

>>13750864
>sins of the fathers.

WORDS THAT KILL

>>13750879
Fuck off.

>>13750875
>brutaler

Jesus anon. Why don't you show her those Russian POW videos, you know the ones.

>>13750838

I want to FALL IN LOVE ON THE BATTLEFIELD WITH A SUCCUBUS TO THIS SONG!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5t3y29tIFno

>>13750879
I feel you're referencing something but I am not familiar.

>>13750884
>you know the ones.
I don't actually, I don't really trawl around for this shit. Worst I've seen is that chainsaw decapitation gif from memory.

When people tell me they don't like vanilla or cosplay tier monster girls, I usually wonder if they mean they find this most attractive.

Well? Would you?

>>13750870
How do you measure them?

>>13750896
I do but it'd be nicer without the hat.

>>13750896
That's ridiculous. I would, but it's still hella stupid.

>>13750845
>Did I even say "Little Monster"? No. I said little girl.
So what? Innocent or not, even if I pretend I'm a twenty-something veteran and treat her like a normal little girl unknown to me she's ending up at an orphanage in this situation. Fuck raising her, and knowing she's a rape baby just makes it worse.

>You're not some immortal dragon who can justify carrying grudges from mortal generation to mortal generation.
Screw you, I'm a dragon at heart and my soul burns eternal. Roar, mother fuckers.

>>13750806
Huh, must have been reading from pathfinder lore that got me, thanks anon.

>>13750893
That was tame as fuck. I mean, it still sucks for them, but there are WAY WORSE ways to go.

>>13750909
>Dragonkin
Back to tumblr with you.

That one amusing image doesn't mean you get to come here. Shoo, shoo.

>>13750916
Yeah of course. I just haven't seen them.

>>13750909
>I'm a dragon at heart
Tumblr pls go.

>>13750845
>You're not some immortal dragon who can justify carrying grudges from mortal generation to mortal generation.

I didn't realize there were requirements to hate somebody.

Ok Anon, you've been tasked with keeping a trio of adventuring lolis save as they search for the illusive pie wizard.

How does their journey go and do you win oniichan of the year?

Roll thrice for your party fighter, wizard, and rogue in that order.

http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random

>>13750885
You sound like a weeb.

>>13750917
>>13750921
>dragon kin
>tumblr
not disagreeing woth you two, just remember back in the old days when we called asshole that this otherkins and told the to fuck off.
those were some good times.

>>13750928
I ain't fucking around with no wizard.

>>13750845
I will hate her however I want.
She's a reminder of a hideously traumatic memory and you want me to lug her around everywhere? Fuck that.

>>13750929

Can love bloom on the battlefield?

>>13750939
Yes. No.

No.

>>13750928
Fighter: Living Doll

Wizard: Jinko

Rogue: Succubus

I spend most of my time cuddling them and not having sex because they're far too young for it and I wouldn't want to harm their bodies or minds.

The adventure goes smoothly, mostly because it's just a trip around the MG equivalent of Disney Land.

Pedos get BTFO

>>13750909
>I'm a dragon at heart and my soul burns eternal. Roar, mother fuckers

>>13750938
Can't argue with that man.

Here's a stryx

>>13750917
>>13750921
What? But you guys fucking love fantasy creatures, almost as much as you love fucking them, right? Give me some vodka and a lighter and I can even breathe fire! Look!

>>13750928
Dark Slime Fighter

>Constantly corrupts any melee fighters and end up with a big group of support fighter Dark Slimes with her as Dark Slime Queen

Dark Valyrie Wizard

>Asgardian Magics and fucks over any holy enemies and is probably a spellsword too, able to buff up the Dark Slime fighters

Karakasa-Obake Rogue

>You gonna get stealth slimed and she could infiltrate enemy camps as an unassuming human female

I think I'm in the clear, other than the fact I'm certain to be an Incubus.

>>13750950
Okay, I was with you cause you're clearly joking, but now you made it weird.

>>13750928
>Elf fighter
Sounds like a quick and nimble sort, good for someone so small
>Amazoness wizard
I got a fucking witch doctor on my side!
>Mantis rogue
Just yes.

I think we do pretty well, got some good lolis to fu- adventure with. They're legal age, right?

>>13750928
>Doppelganger fighter
>Scylla mage
>Ignis rouge
I can't help but feel some of these roles are off their mark. I think it would end up amusing, at any rate. Gonna love them, too.

>>13750950
Go home dude, your drunk.

>>13750928
>Roper Fighter
>Chimaera Wizard
>Alp Rogue

The Roper is a little questionable for a fighter but the other two seem like perfect matches

>>>>13750928
>Fighter Familiar
>Wizard Scylla
>Rogue Wyvern

I would not win the oniichan of the year award.

>>13750962
>chimera wizard

OP as fuck. She could wield four different schools of magic. God help the poor fucker who faces her if she has blue and arcane.

>>13750965
Just adventuring with them gets it.
And hugs.
All the hugs

>>13750928
>Fighter: Kunoichi
>Wizard: Kunoichi
>Rogue: Amazon
I think I got this backwards.

>>13750950
Yes, and I was mostly kidding, but still, this thread can go batshit at the drop of a hat.

>>13750928

Liliraune Fighter

Cheshire Cat Wizard

Cheshire Cat Rogue

>>13750928
Do I have to? It's a wizard and I don't feel like playing baby si-
>Jinko Fighter
>bapho wizard
>Sahuagin thief

>bapho

I guess I don't actually have a choice.

>>13750944
>Living doll falls apart from heavy blows
>Jinko needs to be told that fist, contrary to popular belief, is not a spell.
>Succubus carries a box to hide in

>>13750928
>Dark Elf Fighter
>Familiar Wizard
>Mantis Rogue
Wow, what a set of rolls. I think we'll do just fine with that setup.
And yeah, I could be a pretty good big brother for them. Not Oniichan of the year but still pretty decent.
I'm not dicking them though. Monstergirl or not those are fucking children you degenerates. Also I'm not going to cheat on my Hellhound waifu.

>>13750928
Fighter Living Doll
Wizard Dormouse
Rogue Dark Slime

Bretty comfy party. Journey takes a long time and is full of character development, I hook up with the living doll years down the track when she's a buff ara ara type and treat the other two like sisters.

>>13750989
>immobile fighter that you have to drag around in a flower pot
>2 little smug shits

have fun with that

>>13750989
>>13750975
Dem twins

>>13750974

Well I'd be kind of boring and stoic for most of time.

Fine I'll give them a few headpats too.

>>13750928
Fighter: amazoness
Wizard : Chief God
Rouge: succubus
Chief god finds pie wizard, I win.
>captcha was cake.

>>13751000
Oh easy, have the Chesire cast mobility and uproot. The roots will become oaken fortresses.

>>13750979
>You will never knock out a bat girl mid flight by throwing your steel toe boot at her because she shat on you as she flew over
>You'll never return the favor as she lies uncouncious

Lex Talionis whoredaughters.

>>13750928
>Scylla fighter
>Dhampir wizard
>Lilim rogue

These are out of order.

>>13751005
Head pats are the greatest gift one can receive from an oniichan

>>13750928
>Loli Adventuring Group
Oh my yes!
>Minotaur Fighter
Advanced growth rate makes her look like a delicious pettanko teen with abs you could grate cheese on.

>Undine Wizard
Water magics (And playful water fights between lolis) ahoy!

>Dark Elf Thief
Little brown loli in delicious leather "Armor"

Yes. This is a good party.

Would you a deep ocean monster?

>>13751020

Nah.

>>13751020
Maybe. Depends on how I think it would turn out.

>>13751020
No. Hope the change in pressure/temperature kills them if they come too close to the surface.

>>13751020
If possible.
It's not.
;_;

>Anons would crush their daughterus heart just because her mother was mean to them.

Monsters, all of you.

>>13751008
>Loli chief God asks why she just doesn't make them all pie
>Magics some up
>Pie wizard's are still better

>>13751020

I'd Cthulhu-sama

>>13751035
Hanzo Hip Thrust.gif

I have not dislocated anything, but I've broken both arms and a leg. I can't imagine someone bouncing on you in such a condition being fun in the least. Fuck you.

>>13750928
>Kitsune-bi fighter
>Black Harpy Wizard
>Damphir Rogue

So ghost fox, fluffy harpy chick, and a loli with red eyes


Time to get them pie!

>>13751035
>mean
She dislocated your arms, broke your hips, and then saddles you with the child when everything is said and done. It's a pretty traumatic memory, and that's assuming you DIDN'T develop PTSD. Fuck her, that girl's going to the orphanage.

>>13751035
>mean
So if I lace you with billions of tiny cuts carey deep enough to draw blood and rub shit all over you, that's just a light teasing?

>>13750937
But Anon!
Without an oniichan to watch over them, they may eat too much pie and get chubby!

>>13751073
Fuck wizards. Fuck magic.

>>13751073

Well I'm not eating that pie. I weigh too much as it is.

>>13751035
Of courshe. Anon is heartless and jaded from living with other humans remember?

>>13751035
She's a stranger that has some of my genes due to circumstances beyond my control. I don't run around adopting every sad little girl I see and she's no different. Also she's a rape baby, I doubt this is even an uncommon sentiment.

>>13751073
Just why are they looking for this wizard?

>>13751078
You don't need too, just tell them when they've had enough.

>>13751075
You've doomed them to a chubby childhood Anon.
Now you need to help them get new clothes to cover their Buddah bellies.

>>13751073

I want to blow raspberries on a chubby Baphomet's stomach

>>13751088
He is the pie wizard!
He who dabbles in pastry craft!
They want to see if he'll give them pie!

>>13751073
But it's the only was a Wurm can become a Piemancer

>>13751056
>PTSD
Time to become a terrorist and repay the blood denbts.

>>13751095

What'll they do if he doesn't give them pie?

>tfw bara
>I just want to be the bishounen that gets snu snu'd

I will raise the daughteru with love and when she's of age to live on her own commit suicide saying I couldn't live from the PTSD her mother gave me and was going to kill myself sooner but wanted to see her raised into a proud woman. Then hopefully she'll avenge me and destroy her mother.

>>13751095
>Dark Elf
>Werecat
>Barometz

Damn it. All I know is I'm keeping the barometz.

>>13751102
Be disappointed and go hunt the cookie conjuror.

>>13751096

No anon! A wurm lacks self control! She'd eat all the pies she makes!

>>13751104
>tfw dirty old man trapped in a bishie body

>>13751104
Pendejo.

>>13751111
Whoa, you're going to let them pursue a practitioner of the Dark Arts? What kind of onii-chan are you?

>>13751104

>TFW writer's block
>I just want to be able to put pen to the paper instead of losing control of my life

>>13751104
Don't worry if by KC logic you'll turn into a bishounen by will of your mg waifu.

And why are you upset about being bara, many people on /fit/ would kill to look that good.

>>13751123
Is she gonna go dunk on some kids with that basket ball man?

>>13751093
Hnnnnnnnng a chubby baphomet sounds like the most adorable thing. Blowing raspberries... nghaaaa

>>13751123
Writer's block just means you have ideas, but think your ideas are too shitty to put on paper.

>>13751105
You.
I like you.

http://i.imgur.com/f5nPvwF.jpg

>>13751104
>tfw bishounen
>will get showered in Monster Girls and it'll be a pain and dangerous to make it all the way to my dream monster girl's home and waifu her

>>13751132
Not him but it doesn't.

>>13751119
Hey, the cookie conjuror is a nice fellow, if a bit eccentric. Besides, I'll be there to stop anyone from hurting them

>>13751128
Please do not tease the future arch imotou

>>13751132

Well, that and there's only so many ways to describe sex before you start running into repetition and the fact that Nobody in here likes my stories anyway because most of them are greentexts anyway

>>13751137
you can lie to yourself all you like

>>13751134
>"Are you lost, cutie?"
N-no! Stay away!
>"Ara ara, I love fighters"

>>13751104
>tfw bishonen under certain conditions

>>13751145
>repetition
This is one of the problems I'm running into as well.

>>13751138
Hey, there is no teasing the future arch imouto here. I just want to cuddle her soft, warm belly and kiss her on her rosy cheeks.

>>13751124
>And why are you upset about being bara, many people on /fit/ would kill to look that good
But I don't care about that, I just want my ara ara femdom, not a fucking Baphomet or Alice looking for a strong onii-chan

>>13751145
>there's only so many ways to describe sex before you start running into repetition
Use comedic innuendo and wordplay to describe stuff.

>Lots of new story updates this week
neat

>>13751165
Bet you can't name all of them

>>13751158
This.

I want to use a Succubus as a comedic relief!

>>13751170
something something something turgid

>>13751169
I can name the ones I care about.

Though I miss LDR, it made it so much easier to keep up-to-date. Then again, I can't really blame him for not wanting to put in the work.

>>13751170
>My turnip

>>13751181
>>13751170
>>13751158
This would've been a better example tbh

>>13751104

Well at least you aren't fat like me.

>>13751173
Would Etna count, or Razeal ?

>Play FFXIV
>Arrive in Ancient Allagan Floating Research Facility, "Azys Lla"
>Get teleported to Beta Quadrant
>Floating Node Guide informs that the area was dedicated to the development of "Chimeral Lifeforms for Military and Household use"
>First things I see are some lamiae wandering about
>The Allagans developed lamiae for "Household Use"
My approval is much.

>>13751193
Living the dream

>>13751188
>People fap to this
I dunno man.

>>13751193
>>Get teleported to Beta Quadrant
>It's just a room with mirrors on the walls
Dohoho

>>13751155
>tfw bara and Happy
>tfw kids want to hang from your biceps and you can hear them milf vaginas moistening
>tfw you catch people miring

>>13751188
Sorry, is this the virtual novel that has the guy saying he's batman while he hangs from the ceiling?

>>13751188
BULLSHIT. There is no way this was shipped with that dialogue.

>>13751208
No this is THIS CHAIR

>>13751209
Fan translation I believe. Still better than trying to learn sex from a DStecks review on Sonichu.

Listening to this is making me cry.

>>13751209
Anooooon~
You know this is only replacing the naughty words with food, right? The dialogue and writing is still shit...

>You will never be breastfed by a Holstaurus

>>13751224
>You will never be Slowpokanon and invent a meme
How does it feel to be popular?

>>13751220
>Sludge McFlurry

Goddammit. I can't hold all my sides.

Are tailpussy spines retractable?

>>13751235
Just use your headcanon~

>>13751235
Why do you care anon? it will still drug you and rape by until morning.

>>13751235
Yes, they are.

Manticores like to use this ability to troll victims.

>"Look anon! I retracted the spines, there's nothing to worry about~"
>"Just go ahead, grab that tailpussy and yank it right off, I promise, nothing'll happen!"

>>13751240
I'd rather not get stabbed, I don't do so hot with needles either.

>>13751257

it would be best not to let her know that.

>>13751243
This sounds like something I would fall for. Then again, I'm not a clever man.

>>13751235
No, they are fixed, not retractable. However, they can still be flexed out and flexed in, so they don't get in the way.

At least, in my interpretation, this is what it would look like.

>>13751264
I hate Tailpussy.

Aren't some Touhous essentially monster girls?

>>13751257
>I'd rather not get stabbed
Don't worry~ you'll learn to love it.

>>13751269
Yeah.

>>13751269
Yeah, but most are pretty much humans with silly hats, not monstergirls.

>>13751264

>>13751263
It's one of their favorite tricks, going by the profile.

>Entrap a guy
>Get the tailpussy around their dick
>Retract the spines and bait him into grabbing it
>Have them re-emerge, poking his hands and injecting plenty of venom
>Retract them again and again bait him into grabbing it
>This time, spines remain retracted, but the venom injected into the guy will have already affected him such that, rather than just pull the tailpussy off, he winds up using it like an Onahole
>All According to Manticore Keikaku.jpg

>>13751270
>stab her through the heart

Will you?

>>13751277
for some reason monster anatomy like that makes me feel uneasy

>>13751278
I want to amputate a tailpussy's tailpussy spines!

Your monstergirl waifu is into being NTR'd, what do?

>>13751311
I guess it's because it adds a layer of realism that ends up being kind of disgusting like H.R. Giger.

>>13751326
She's not my waifu.

>>13751326
Find a bicorn and paint the town white.

>>13751326

Door's that way.

>>13751311
What, you don't want to take biology class in mamamo high schools?

>>13751326
Regretfully, go along with it.

If there's one certain thing that's going to being mamano high school, it's that studying mamano biology is going to be a frustrating nightmare when everything that shouldn't work biologically speaking can be explained by "Mamano Mana son".

>>13751326
As >>13751330 said, wouldn't really be my waifu then, hm?

>>13751268
Really? I love tail pussy. One girl, two vaginas. It's perfect.

>>13751326
How is it NTR if she's into it? She's a cuckean at most.

>>13751326
Ask if she really wants to do this. If she agrees, then either hire a whore we can trust, or do it with her sister or something.

>>13751347
We don't use that word here son.

>>13751344
Pfft, more like easy answers.

>1. What's a succubu's main methid of non direct seduction?
Charm Magic.
2. How are dullahans able to operate their bodies when their heads are separated from it?
Mamono Mana.
3. How are men unharmed after violent sex with a MG?
Mamono Mana.
4.How do...
MAMONO FUCKING MANA.
(Lewd. See me after class Anon)

>>13751326
Need more information.

Does SHE like getting fucked by random guys?

Or does she want ME to go off and fuck other monster girls?

My answer will change based on the situation.

>>13751326
What's the name of that technique from 'A Clockwork Orange'?

>>13751353
Call the cops.

>>13751371
Rape?

>>13751367
Gods it's the second option anon.

>>13751371
Ludovico
>>13751377
also this

Milk?

>>13751397
Sorry, lactose intolerant.

http://pastebin.com/K9ikruAT
It's more of a style test, but there's monster girls in it. I'm working on it.

>>13751407
Is this a story outline of sorts?

>>13751326
Not my waifu

>>13751397
Don't really like it.

>>13751413
I started with a desire to write in a really flowery way, and it's just been developing itself. if I keep at it, I'll eventually think of a sentence I want to use and I'll write a story that allows me to use that sentence properly.
No outline, not yet.

>>13751402
You poor, poor soul.
That still won't stop her.

>>13751407
Oh yeah I remember this, you posted this a thread or two ago.

Maybe's it's just me but I find having that many periods per sentence a little agggravating, since I have to mentally pause for each one.

>>13751431
I worked on it more, and thought it was more appropriate since there's some actual monster girls now.
I'll try and work on the periods.

>>13751397
Milk!

>>13751351
>Waifu comes home from work
>House is a mess, her clothes are strewn about everywhere, your as well
>And undeniably wet
>Whole house stinks of sex
>She makes her way to the bedroom, hearing the bedsprings squeak at a steady rhythm
>She opens the door and finds you sitting up with your sister in law riding you reverse cowgirl while she holds on to you
>They make eye contact as you suckle on her tongue
>She greets her sister while you pound away into her, telling her every sordid detail of your day together
>How she's marked every spot of the house as hers
>Waifu just listens in silence
>When you cum in her for the twelfth times that day, she dismounts, and lets a big, fat gob of cum and her own juices fall in her hand, before smearing in all over your waifu's face, coating the inside of her mouth with her fingers
>She lowers herself and whispers in your wife's ear
>Happy Anniversary

>>13751326
>>13751367
>>13751379

Thanks for your input. I would talk it out with her, make sure it's what we both want, and if she seems resolute in her choices, I would agree to it. I won't lie - there's an inherent pleasure in cheating. Even if she approves, it would still be a thrill. That, and I'd make sure the two of us wanted it before acting.

>>13751429
I won't touch the cow! You can't make me!

>>13751397
Nah, coffee. Milk is shit unless mixed with something else.

>>13751440

>>13751326
I leave and fine my actual waifu. she gets what she wants, Iget what I want, it's a win win really.

>>13751456
You have no choice in the matter. Now sit down and take your dairy-lubed paizuri like a man

>>13751470
That censorship IS pointless. It doesn't even cover the shaft of his dick.

>>13751470
Never!

Can you intertwine fingers with your waifu? Can she do footjobs?

>>13751481
Well you do always have the option of taking your paizuri like a woman. Hathor knows you'll be moaning like one.

>>13751466

>>13751482
pawjob>footjob

>>13751470
>Took a trip to rural county recently
>Ended up a few clicks from a nice heard of Holsaurs
>Couldn't interact; ended up getting swarmed by moths and arachnes
>Get away from the bugs
>suddenly nothing but horses.

Is there a tail-pussy (or something like it) on sadpanda?

Moar MGE translation tidbits.

>Mantis
>Expands on just HOW kuu they are.
>Like, major Kuu
>Beyond Kuu
>No emotion whatsoever, up until the moment they first feel a D inside their C
>Cute first kissu after they get all timid while riding a guy for the first time
>Go back to being mostly kuu in public, but still cling and faintly blush to their husbando all cute-like
>Basically, MAJOR kuu, deredere at first creampie
>Also, despite being 100% kuu prior to that, they're surprisingly pro-active when it comes to hunting down a guy during mating season
>Won't just wait around for a passer-by, will leave the forest for more populated and frequented areas, kidnap, and bring back to their forest home

>Medusa
>Additional information regarding Stone-Freezing a guy in certain poses during sex, such as him embracing her and the like
>So basically, enforced cuddling
>Excellent vaginal muscle control, creating two unique sensations
>Cool, stone-like squeezing
>Lukewarm desperate squeezing

>Mummy
>Clarification that they serve under Anubi
>Act as Soldiers of Not!Egypt
>Also clarification that they purposefully leave parts of their over-sensitive bodies un- or loosely wrapped
>Because they're lewd girls who want to get touched and fondled by intruders, which is why they act as guards at all

>>13751497
Mummies are sluts!

>>13751497
Someone needs to ask C on the logistics of Apophis's hood.
Is it organic? Is it metal?
Because as far as I'm concerned, it's metal, but who knows how wrong I could be on that.

>>13751482
It's awkward, but she manages. Though I draw the line at letting those massive talons near my dick.

>>13751497
>enforced cuddling
The best kind.

>>13751497
>Also, despite being 100% kuu prior to that, they're surprisingly pro-active when it comes to hunting down a guy during mating season
>Won't just wait around for a passer-by, will leave the forest for more populated and frequented areas, kidnap, and bring back to their forest home
Attagirl.

>>13751503
I like to think it's somewhat fleshy or flexible. Almost like she can use it to cover herself in the event of those rare moments where she gets flustered.

>>13751503
Pretty sure it's a metal headdress. It looks way too shiny, even by the standards of shiny hentai skin. Plus, it's curling up and out to hold those eye jewels, just like the one set in her tiara.

>>13751470
But then the cow would be touching me instead of the other way around. Get fucked. I win.

>>13751486
But how long can she move in the frozen time?

>>13751515
You're touching each other nigga
Everybody wins

>>13751518
However long you need her to.

>>13751440

>there are people in this thread that would not take arms to purge the infidel mamono scum from the human lands
Seriously guys, I have no problem with you all finding your waifus, hell I'd love to settle with a cute werecat myself, but I hope you would at least have the decency to take arms against the tyrany of the demon lord

>>13751515
>Not immediately grabbing a tit in each hand & pounding them the second they're wrapped around your dick
I bet you're one of those people who wants to turn into an Alp, too

>>13751529
Demon Lord is not the problem, it's shitters like Deruella and Sabbath.

>>13751524
So 5 seconds then?

>>13751529

>demon lord sounds like a better deal than the Bilderbergs and Illuminati

>>13751529
I'd join the demon lords faction just to spite you, and make silly faces and stick my tongue out at you as we claim more territory.

>>13751533
You can't last at least three minutes?

>>13751529
As long as technological, social and economic progress is made along with the the general happiness of the citizens are more than just sex forever, I am perfectly okay with a Demon Lord.

>>13751502
You're a slut!

>>13751537
Not in frozen time, cause it's my fetish.

>>13751542
No, I'm a stud!

>>13751544
Same thing!

>>13750520
Would you take a boyish looking succubutt? How about a lewd titty monster that's wearing Mars and Venus symbols on her boots for some reason?

>You will never slap a monstergirl and tell her it's wrong to kidnap people

>>13751532
Well brother, I think the Demon Lord's actions, or inaction in this case speak louder than words. If she didn't approve of Deruella she'd have stopped her long ago. By letting her continue her campaign of conquest she is giving monster extremism her tacit approval

>>13751535
"We" claim, friend? Your masters will fatten their ranks with the fallen kin of your homelands, traitor.

>>13751546
Sugar and salt look the same but they sure as fuck are not!

>>13751529
Demon Lord?

Are you referring to the ruler of monsters or the dictators of men?

>>13751552
Demon Lord's too busy fucking her husband and amassing power to face the chief god. If someone could make it to the royal Makai to complain, someone with unwavering focus...

>>13751552
>Demon Lord's actions, or inaction in this case speak louder than words

Agreed, fuck her too.

>>13751552
>"We" claim, friend? Your masters will fatten their ranks with the fallen kin of your homelands, traitor.
Nuh-uuuuh.

>>13751558
>I'm too busy sucking dick
>b-but you should totally let me rule the world you guyz

Ayy.

>>13751529
>You'll never become famous among your peers and feared by the vile monsters for your prowess in combat, defending the human lands from multiple monster raids and retaking the territory that's rightfully yours without being raped or corrupted once
>Your fame will never get the attention of the demon lord herself, being the only known human to have survived long enough to be considered invincible by her minions
>You'll never be nicknamed the Demon Lord of The Human Race

>>13751560
No traitor, nuh-uh YOU

I want to see a group of Elementary school humans and monstergirls re-enact conflicts between the Order and Demon Lord!

>>13751566
The problem with the demon lord is that she's untouchable no matter how shitty she is, and i think she's taking advantage of that fact.

Never mind her inmense power, even if you defeat and kill her the chaos that will come when every MG revert to their original monstrous ways will probably trigger the apocalypsis, knowing that most mg now live near humans and all that.

>>13751576
Also, the dude in that picture looks like a Dynasty Warriors version of Harry Potter.

>>13751568
>Demon lord of the human race
>Not being the human monster
I like my titles to be cool.

>>13751566
> taking this setting seriously
Ayy.