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PENIS

help i accidentally said "man I wanna FUCK a rabbit!!!!!!"
do I get lucky or loli pussy?

I hope I can remember this time

>>13715167
It just passed midnight here into the first.

Is it just me, or does the first half of the year go quicker than the second?

>>13715185
None of the above.

Tewi is a short but mature lady, not a loli, and prefers it in the bunny bummy.

Also, it's not July 1st yet.

>>13715186
Set your phone to play a Tewi-related song as your morning alarm. It'll wake you with a lovely reminder!

>>13715191

What do I say to let my feelings of lust break through the dimensional barrier that separates Gensokyo and our world to let me fuck this semen demon in the privates?

Suck my cock, Tei

rabbit rabbit

>>13715206
"Usagi, usagi, ecchi dekimashou ka kudasai?"

>>13715224

Gotcha, I'm doing it.
Do I say that before or after dangling from the rope?

>>13715260
While.

This might take some self-control, but most good things require hard work!

I hope someone makes a third thread tomorrow to confirm that everyone forgot to say it.

I said it Tewi. So why am I still depressed you little shit?

I did this two months ago and I ended up having a really shitty month.

I forgot to say it again. My luck has been so horrible. Tewi please help me mend my broken heart ;-;

>>13715167
I said it, and now I have that black cat that showed out of of nowhere and decided I'm his new keeper.

Is this good or bad?

This thread needs lewd Tewi pics.

>>13716640
All you need to do now is walk under some ladders and break some mirrors. Ideally 13 of each.

>>13715167
Thank you Tewi

Good luck Tewi

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>>13716808
what a bitch

Just finished fapping. Would she appreciate that gesture?

Rabbit Rabbit

I actually did it back in May.

A couple of weeks later, I walked into Pizza Hut, and ended up getting a stuffed crust Pizza for a reduced price because the person who ordered it had just cancelled.

>>13716840
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>>13716649
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>>13715185
you get nothing

>>13716961
Don't talk to me, weirdo

Not this time, you little shit.

Does saying "bunny cunny" work too?

I forgot...

>Do it
>Have depression
>Reading about soicism
>Today experience inner peace for around an hour after expecting my life to be shit, and accepting it because I can survive even if no one respects me, I lose my job, etc.

Thank you Tewi.

PENIS

i FUCKING did it man

>>13717809
Why don't you read some Nietzsche and become an Übermensch?

Far better than stoicism.

>>13718175
Epicureanism is better if you're trying to not give a fuck about society.

>>13718175
I'm not 16 anymore, so I dont care about the whole "god is dead" thing.

>>13718542
Taking every philosophical statement literally isn't going to take you anywhere, you know.

I'm surprised nobody posted this yet.

>>13715167
Fucking NIGGER I fucking forgot again why teh fuck didn't you remind me FUCK.

>>13718750
o_o

>>13715193
I forgot.

>>13718784
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