/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>fortunately I am the resident stalker-wannabe in this thread (and many others) that has provided all the data and pics where current h!p members live, have lived, etc, etc.

^^
Another great anon right here. Props to you man, props.

>>1368744
>I'd appear to be just be a dumb/lost tourist
When the dumb tourist is loitering every day around her residence with a camera it gets suspicious. And how would you speak with her if you only use English?

>Realistically, she'll be married by time I save up enough cash to even attempt this
I wouldn't worry about that. She's a rather down to earth person that wouldn't get shotgun married or fall in love with some random 'cool' good for nothing guy. Also, every time she had her fortune told, they've told her that she would marry late (or she would better off if she married late).

So don't give up HD anon(?)! Although probably I'll (or we) fail and use the remaining money to load up merchandise, go to concerts and do random racketeering.

I'd fuck Mayu like ther was no tomorrow

>>1369857
;_;

>>you are either a jealous fat girl or the KonKon guy who got his hopes crushed by anon's honesty about her huge fucking alien head.

LOL, I went to long before all that. I think her 'big head' is adorable and I love it when people make fun of her looks. I'd be more crushed if people suddenly started liking her.

Hay guys, Sayu is pretty hot. No one wants her?

>>1370620
me, here I am

<3

Berryz is a pretty good group too

>>1370646

ib hot glue on Sayumi

>>1370670
>Berryz

Learn your groups, it could save your life.

>>1370110
>loitering every day [...] with a camera
Yeesh, you'd make a terrible stalker... you don't need to wait right in front of her place everyday with a camera.

You see, I don't need pictures documenting her life, what I need (and what I'd be there for) is information on her and her habits. So when the time comes for me to make my move, we'll "naturally" have a lot in common.

>And how would you speak with her if you only use English?
English would only used when somebody thinks I'm up to no good, I just pull out a map while aimlessly looking around, and BAM! I instantly become a lost tourist, nothing more.

>she would marry late (or she would better off if she married late)
Well, you're much more optimistic than me than, because I think it'll happen within three years. Maximum.

>So don't give up HD anon(?)!
lol, again with the unnecessary question mark... I haven't given up, but it's just very (very!) unrealistic at this point.

>>1370110
>Also, every time she had her fortune told, they've told her that she would marry late (or she would better off if she married late).

kaori had a similar fortune told that one time on matthew's. thanks for giving me false hope you fortune telling douche. :|

Love Letter photobook Making DVD rip
http://www.sendspace.com/file/olcnvc
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=F4B4RKIY

>>1370629
Ha, is that real?

>>1371112
No, the face is shooped.

>>1370629
I prefer it in thumbnail form. The thought that the seat could somehow be pubic hair is ever so hot.

>>1370629
shits fake right
also
>KonKon's Future Hunbando
please, no more name faggotry

anyone else notice how koharu and eri are so buddy buddy now

>>1370989
And how would you get information about her habits? Simply stalking her won't yield you any results. Planting bugs and sneak into her house? That's even more criminal than stalking.

>Well, you're much more optimistic than me than, because I think it'll happen within three years. Maximum.
I don't think so. I have faith in her. If I don't have faith in her I don't even what to think what would Eri do.

>but it's just very (very!) unrealistic at this point.
Unrealistic? Of course it's unrealistic. All this waifu talk is unrealistic. But if you don't try, however absurd or farfetched the idea, you'll never get anything.
For example, before planes were invented it was unrealistic that people could fly. People had tried and failed countless times, but in the end, the plane was invented and thus people could fly.

>>1371292
just something id like to throw into this gay discussion,

if somehow one of you faggots even was remotely successful i would send transcripts of all these discussions directly to her

>>1371292
Haha, wota wetdreams about idols and the Wright brothers. Good post anon.
I support your shit 100% though and I hope you make it to Japan one day and get to meet the girl. Shit, maybe I should start taking japanese classes and go over there myself and find Gocchin now that she's allowed to date and stuff. Or maybe I'll go there just kick Mikitty's cunt of a boyfriend infront of a bullet train.

>>Love Letter photobook Making DVD

FUCKIN SAVED!!! Now to watch and jerk off to it over and over again

who really cares if it's shopped. seriously. you're all going to jerk off to her anyways.

>>1371399
>who really cares if it's shopped. seriously. you're all going to jerk off to her anyways.
bad shoop doesnt inspire this sort of thing

>>i would send transcripts of all these discussions directly to her

no. no you won't.

1- you'd have to save them all (lol yea right, no one here is going to save these on their computer for a couple of years)

2- just exactly how do you plan to 'send these to her?'

3- You'd have to make the effort to find out who is getting married to who. You'd be more OCD then the 'stalkers'.

hey boys I am legal now!

>>1371443
hahaha, now i got anon nervous
the key to making this happen is overreaction

plus if you werent a newfag youd know that they are archives of every single thread on here.

all i need to read is that eri has a new gaijin boyfriend and ill set in motion, im sure she'll still have an agent or most likely be a part of UFA, and click send away

finally, if you worried about what i'd do with these transcripts then you've already failed

>>1371473

I like how she drew cherries on it ;)

I'd be looking up Sayummys skirt too

>>1371494
she wishes, that body has been ravaged for years now

>>1371511
I CAME

>>koharu and eri are so buddy buddy now

they have a common interest, they both dislike JunJun and LinLin. I don't know (or care) about Koharu, but Kamei has made it quite obvious by outright bitching about them on the air.

Does anyone honestly believe Sayumi is a virgin?

>>1371540
When was it?

>>1371558

The radio show that Kamei does, it was 2 or maybe even 3 weeks ago now. She kept bitching about how JunJun is irresponsible, eats like a pig, she seemed to rage pretty hard about her bringing food on the set they were practicing on. So Kamei told her manager, and the next day JunJun just did it again. Then she bitched about how both of them have stopped trying to learn Japanese.

>>1371573
Guess I'll have to listen to it.

>>1371573
Awww this makes me sad ;_; I wish I knew more Japanese to pick up on these things (never did listen to GakiKame though, why would I listen to a radio show consisting of my least 2 favorite members?). I'd let little Jun² eat everything she wants and I would never complain about where she brings food. Don't they know enough Japanese to get by, anyway? I know JunJun messes up a lot in speaking but if this is all true then Kamei sounds like she has quite high standards for JunLin.

proof ir it didn't happen

he is exaggerating. she said something like that but it wasn't harsh criticism like miki would do

>>1371895

omg that is so adorable!

>I'd let little Jun² eat everything she wants and I would never complain

until she gets fat

any upcoming dental operations?

The idol industry's goal is to make money and you are never ever ever going to date any of this girls. The sooner you accept the cold hard facts of reality the less you will hurt yourself when your little cotton-candy fanboy world is shattered by the harsh bitter truth.
Be realistic and don't pretend idols are anything more than entertainers who put up an act for your enjoyment and that everything they do is automatically awesome and worth of praise.

>>1371964

more like facial surgery so she can finally look like the Man she really is.

>>1371978
is this manly ?

Sexy like man.

>>1371314
You naiveté amuses me.

>>1371988
>>1371990
Cutest man ever then.

I thought this thread would be on auto-sage by now.

>>1371292
>And how would you get information about her habits? Simply stalking her won't yield you any results.
I don't need every single tiny little detail, I only want the appearance of having the same type of interests. Subtlety anon... subtlety.

>But if you don't try, however absurd or farfetched the idea, you'll never get anything.
Oh believe me, if I could afford it I'd be doing everything previously mentioned right now, even with my currently poor language skills.

It's not like my plan is some zany and needlessly complex romantic comedy style scheme, it's just a bit of detective work to give me some type of advantage and help me get my foot in the door... if you catch my drift.

Here's rage-inducing STK image.

>>1372073
>I don't need every single tiny little detail, I only want the appearance of having the same type of interests
Yes, but how are you going to get the intel? How are you going to research her interests?

>Oh believe me, if I could afford it I'd be doing everything previously mentioned right now, even with my currently poor language skills.
Pretty much the same here. Although I want to get my degree first. And save some money for the trip, can't use my parents money for such a crazy endeavor.

>>1371988

yes, just look at that adams apple

Someone tell me why Konno is crying. >>1369857

>>1372073
>>1372113
So I just got off the phone with Kamei she said she doesnt want to date any of you sick fucks. sorry

>>1372073
>>1372113
And you wonder why Japan hates "gaijin pig" so much...

>>1371958
too late. lol

>>1371972
SHUT UP AND GTFO :E

>>Japan hates "gaijin pig" so much

I find this _VERY VERY_ hard to believe, especially since a certain disgusting 'gaijin pig' can get a gravure DVD and appear in Sabra (the same magazine that features Aki Hoshino).

This thread is awful.

So, so awful.

>>1372164
Because she just realized she has a massive alien head.

>>why Konno is crying.

I raped her. She's crying because she feels used and vonerable

>>1372173
>>1372188
>>1372189
>>1372199
wow the faggot trolls are fresh out of middle school and ready to fag this board up again

>>she has a massive alien head

<3 <3 <3 her big head gives me such a massive hardon

>>I raped her.
;_; meanie

>>1372188
かまってちゃんは、出て行け！
Go away, faggot!

>>1372181
pussy is pussy to men
the same doesn't apply for women, especially celebrities

oshit wrong sage

>>1372073
That photo shot by Paparazzi.
Not stalker.

>>1372270
they also say that girls dont sweat but glow

Radio drive plus 08/09/25 [Guest: Kamei Eri, Mitsui Aika]
http://www.sendspace.com/file/8jrtis

http://radiodrive.e-radio.jp/e144564.html

JunJun!!! She is getting quite good at dancing recently. This show proved it, it's too bad she didn't speak up though ;_;

I like Sayumi so here's my brilliant 'Waifu Plan' after she graduates from MM.

Introduction line: Ano ... Sumemasen ... Anata wa Michishige-san desu ka?
(I put it in Japanese because it makes more since then what it'd be in English)

Once I have her attention, I casually insult her so that she drops her guard. Nothing rude, something like 'ohh you looked better on tv', then make a comment about a physical trait. Maybe that she looks flat or her charm point looks funny. I figure I could get away with it as a foreigner. Since she is so narcissistic, she'll be a little confused as to why I don't think she's beautiful. I'll take this opportunity of bewilderment to kiss her on the lips.

... actually I just made it up all now, I don't know what happens after that, but what ever happens at least I got to kiss her on the lips.

>>1371473

Huh...

Suddenly, she's become a lot less appealing...

>>1372419
aww so innocent anon, if this was /b/ this is where you'd be eaten alive by the wolves, but have a cookie

Music Japan 08/09/25
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JJk2hSTZgrk

>>girls dont sweat

can I /r/ more "glowing" pictures?

Waratte Iitomo

>>1372456
Yes I know, It made it with tongue in cheek.

I'm not that naive to think I'm going to be in a relationship with Sayumi and if by some miracle I was, I'd probably be endlessly stalked and eventually killed by vicious wota fans.

>>1372419

This girl is no tsundere like those you see in your visual novels, mango and animu, young one. Such a tactic would only work on the most Tsundere or Yandere; nothing in between. She is not to be taken lightly.

>>1372497
see
>>1372492

>>1372497
see
>>1372492

Also, I hate romance novels, VNs, animu and manga. They're all shit.

Just say 'Watashi wa anata ga aishtemasu'

and make haste to the nearest love hotel!!

>>Sayumi
>>Narcissistic

Picture related

>>1372520

>"I am in love with you"

When has that ever worked? Ever?

>>1372497

>>1372552

It works in anime and VNs, and that's good enough.

>>This girl is no tsundere ... She is not to be taken lightly.

LOL what? Sayumi is like the classic Valley Girl.

She'll suck your cock for a dollar

>>1372650

:nosebleed:

Sayu isn't wearing a bra

>>1372113
>How are you going to research her interests?
Trade secrets my son... most of the work is simply setting up our "chance" meeting (you know, the hard part).

>>1372166
Who cares?

>>1372188
What is there to talk about, it's been a pretty slow news week so far (besides the Love-tan outing).
Also, why no sage?

>>1372300
There really isn't much difference between the two tbh.

>>1372760

Thanks for hiding Ayaya's face under the spoiler image :thumbup:

>>1372776

>>1372760
>Trade secrets my son... most of the work is simply setting up our "chance" meeting (you know, the hard part).
All right, I will stop inquiring about your stalking methods.

Also, she said that she frequented a certain restaurant in Tokyo at least once a week. I've already deleted the clip and don't remember the name but as a good Ayaya fan that you are, you should have it. She said she liked considerate guys in that clip too.

>>1372492
i'd be first in line to kill ur face. :o

>>1372634
i'd punch ur face for free

>>1372473
akkina! :D
nya nya

>>1372850
>she said that she frequented a certain restaurant in Tokyo at least once a week.
Tsurutontan in Roppongi? Or is it an older clip you're referring to?

My Love Waifu Keikaku is based on insinuating myself into the Japanese entertainment industry and admitting to being a bit of a fan in a work context, then charming her by being my gentlemanly self. I thought it was a bit far out, but I guess it's about par for the course.

My Waifu Plan ...

Kidnap her and keep her imprisioned until she suffers from Stockholm Syndrome

>>1371272
aichan and gakisan going through a lovers tiff?

>>1372982
You don't seriously intend to try and make Mikitty your waifu do you?

>>1373001
In before dcanon rage.

Mai Waifu

and I don't even have to stalk her!

Somewhat related question: How do Japanese women feel about American doctors?

mai waifus.

hear kitty kitty are such a great act.

she has hair on her forehead

>>1372971
It was pretty new. She said that she wanted a considerate guy who would pour wine/water on her empty cup without asking. And it was a Japanese-style restaurant, I think she recommended udon.

>>1373001
That's Rika-chan.

>>1373026
:3

http://www.dohhhup.com/movie/kN1UKnHJMIGuDM9bBkH0AG4npbLPUEtW/view.php


Sayummy <3 <3

>>1373026

Who is this girl? Is she in Berryz or Cute? I dont remember seeing her before.

>>1373113

You'd think that would be a little odd, but for some reason I find it strangely attractive

>>1373335
i could comb it for her on a daily basis.

>>1373321
maeda atsuko...
of akb48

<_<

>>1373113
I have no hair on the top/back of my head, we cancel each other out. 100% compatibility.

♥♥♥

>>1373442

Sorry they all look the same.

I thought she was In a subgroup or something.

I bet Sayu would be quite active sexually if she was in MM.

>if she was[n't] in MM.

>>1373001
Why? Would she rape him ?

are you talking about rika or miki?

>>1373241
I think I may still have it on HDD... I'll check what I have left.

i'll just leave this here.

>>i'll just leave this here.

Nobody cares.

>>1373640
Miki. Is she really that much of a Tomboy? Shall we call her Manlymoto?

>>1373645
Mplayer can take screenshots. PNGs are huge. Fuck off.

>>1373644
Oh Rika....If you didn't have that squarish face you would be momusu's hottest member ever.

>>1373674
what, are you on dial up ?

>>1373674
i like wasting bandwidth. i have plenty of it.

>>1373702
he's probably australian or something.

>>1373604
>if she was in MM

Dont you mean if she was NOT in MM?

>>1373604
OMFG GOD ! SAUCE ON THAT PIC ! QUICK! IS IT BEFORE MM?.................OH SHI-

>>1373674
i really can't be bothered to set it up.

>>1373723
How can you not tell that it's shopped?

It's sad that the subgroups put out better music then the main group does.

>>1373714
Picture related ;_;

>>1373815
is it really that bad there?

>>1373856
i feel for you :( no wonder those autralians i met on irc were reluctant to send me the entire series of Pizza.

>>1373241
Yeah I was right, it was Tsurutontan. Did you want a re-encode of the clip?

Also, I wish they kept playing that song "Mainichi ga Special" in the background for the whole segment, as it's certainly one of the better songs from that musical.

>>1374001
>Did you want a re-encode of the clip?
No, I was just telling you that Ayaya was disclosing some information that you could find useful in your endeavor. And without resorting to underhanded methods.

I highly doubt it but is that musical going to be released on DVD?

it could be. i think it's being produced by fujitv like grease will be.

koo wee

Alright, I'm back.

Did anyone get their Waifu yet? Pic related. I'm almost there.

i want this for christmas.

Why is Miki not part of Ongaku Gatas?

>>1374445
cuz she cant play futsal?

she doesn't want to be an idol
and nobody wants her in the group

>>1374445
because no one likes miki

except for aya and she doesn't count.

>>1374541

aren't yossy and miki supposed to be best friends or something?

everyone in gatas is friendly

>>1374578

>>1374616
she's so underrated, it's silly. i'd SO let her fuck me with a strap-on.

>>1374664
underrated?

sweet

>>1374675

good reason to call this epic

MAI WAIFU

(at least i don't have any competitors hehe)

I need mai waifu to comfort me after what I just witnessed.

My football team lost the grand final after a 23-1 season.

;_;

Morning Musume Concert Tour 2008 Fall, Resonant LIVE

Setlist
01. Sono Bamen de Bibiccha Ikenai jan!
02. Mikan
Self-Introductions
03. Pepper Keibu
Opening Movie
04. TOP (Kamei dance solo)
05. Yah! Ashitai
MC
06. Inspiration
07. Ambitious! Yashinteki de Ii jan
08. Purple wind (Takahashi, Niigaki, Kusumi, Aika, JunJun, LinLin)
09. Lemon Iro to Milk Tea
MC (Kamei, Michishige, Tanaka)
10. Tan Tan Taan! (Koharu)
11. Watashi no Miryoku ni Kiduka nu Donkan na Hito (Aika)
12. Guru Guru Jump (Koharu, JunJun, LinLin)
13. Indigo Blue Love (Niigaki)
14. Take off is now (Takahashi, Niigaki, Tanaka)
MC (Koharu, Aika, JunJun, LinLin)
15. Dou ni ka Shite Doyoubi
16. Koi no Dial 6700
ＭＣ (Takahashi, Niigaki)
17. Souda We're Alive
18. Onna ni Sachi Are
19. Roman ~ My Dear Boy ~
20. Koko ni Iruzee
MC
21. Resonant Blue
Encore
22. Ame no Furanai
MC
23. Aozora ga itsu made mo tsuduku you na mirai de are! (No train)

>>1375350
>TOP (Kamei dance solo)
How does that work? do they all come out then leave again.

>>1374728
O M G

this will be my new wallpaper!

4. TOP (with Kamei Eri dance solo)
8. Purple Wind (with 5th,7th,8th gen.)
9. Lemon Iro to Milk Tea (with 6th

I was recently saying on an MM board that they should do these songs more often in concert and then SUDDENLY.

Though I don't know how i feel about Koharu in Purple Wind.

>>1375452
13. Indigo Blue Love (Niigaki)
Although I think they should have done this with Eri and Reina, it would have been amazing to hear them all sing this again considering how much better they are now

CRYING CHIIIIIIIIIIINKS

>>1375484
I don't know if I'd want a repeat, but damn (was it rainbow 7) that was a hot performance.

>>1375529
Eri, Reina and Risa are a million times better since then. Not to mention they look a million times better too. The updated version would be sexier than the original was

>>1375350
10. Tan Tan Taan! (Koharu)
11. Watashi no Miryoku ni Kiduka nu Donkan na Hito (Aika)
12. Guru Guru Jump (Koharu, JunJun, LinLin)
14. Take off is now (Takahashi, Niigaki, Tanaka)
16. Koi no Dial 6700

New songs, nice. I hope they release an album with them soon.

>>1375514
are fucking moe.

Slightly updated.

01.その場面でビビっちゃいけないじゃん！
02.みかん
＿自己紹介
03.ペッパー警部
＿オープニングムービー
04.TOP(亀井ダンスソロあり)
05.YAH！愛したい
＿MC
06.インスピレーション！
07.Ambitious！野心的でいいじゃん
08.パープルウインド(高橋新垣久住光井ジュンリン)
09.レモン色とミルクティ(亀井道重田中)
＿MC 6期会議(亀井道重田中)

JunJun needs a solo.

>16.恋のダイヤル6700（歌い出しリンリン）
Found that it's a cover for this
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm4175123

Damn you Terada. Making her sing rinrinrinrinrinrinrin.

>>1376229
Oh fuck I LOL'd

I like the cover with Mari & CM, but that's just wrong.

/jp/ - sexy beautiful women.

POST MOAR.

rule 34 shit on /s/ though

UNKO UNKO UNKO

>>1376712
You're on the wrong board, buddy.

>>1376720
Correct.

/jp/ - Ugly untalented girls.

>>1376720
Why do you say such a thing?

Thread needs less obachans.

Since Goto is a solo act does it matter that she smokes or not, i thought she was still tied to UFA

>>1377160
She's with avex now.

Anybody know if she was included in the a-nation '08 broadcast last night on WOWOW?

>>1377160
She's on avex now.

Smoking probably helps with the whore image they are trying to push with her.

>>1376229
haha, awesome.

tsuji sang a bit of that during the brementown drama.

>>1376898

0/10

Troll harder.

Morning Musume Concert 08/09/27 Kanagawa Day
http://www.sendspace.com/file/mprmbf

Morning Musume Concert 08/09/27 Kanagawa Night
http://www.sendspace.com/file/7ygn85

>>1377375
They're already out? Nice. I wanna hear Lin's rinrinrinrinrinrin.

Thanks.

Berryz Koubou Concert 08/09/21 Kobe Night
http://www.sendspace.com/file/ssdk23

Morning Musume Resonant Live 08/09/27 - mic recording
http://www.sendspace.com/file/ceuwny

Been without internet fo 1 month. Just watched pepper keibu and I say: It sucks, Big time.

Meh, it was not a Lin solo as I thought. It's just her and Jun singing the rinrinrinrin part and a few lines.

Morning Musume DVD Magazine vol.20
Hide and seek

hurr

Should be on autosage now
>>1377643

Sayumi = Mai Waifu

>>1377597
where can i download this?