/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Because then it wouldn't be Kantai, STUPID

>>13689472
>Wanting to fug your Nissan jokes

車これ when?

Because kantai means naval fleet

Warship anthropomorphism is fucked up enough as it is.

Cars? No. Just no.

>>13689474
Many jokes would be involving tailpipes..
Fart can, loose tailpipe, size of tailpipe, exposed tailpipe..

>>13689785
>Modern cars are all healthy and Senran sized with poochy bellies
>Twin turbos means bigger boobs
>Naturally aspirated S-chassis chan is a kuudere
>MR2 is a yandere because MR2s try to kill you
>Porsche 944-sama has a princess complex and demands lofty repairs from owner-san but secretly loves him deeply

>>13689474
>Nii-san
I didnt quite understand the joke at first.

>>13689914
What would a Buick GNX be?

>>13691652
howaito hamburger pig shit

Seriously, why is Kuruma Collection not a thing yet? I could actually get behind that, since I care about cars.

>>13691784
There are plenty of car games already. They even have actual gameplay.

>>13691812
But I want games with girls based on cars.

>>13689472
I didn't think anyone would save any of the pictures I took of cars when I lived in Japan, nifty.

>>13691832
Wouldn't it be nicer just to put girls on the cars?

>>13689472
>>>/o/
we must transcend itasha
it is simple
understand quality

>>13689472
>>13691784
Royalty for using real car models and name on the game. I think that's the only hurdle.

>>13692003
Check out this quality.

It probably already exists somewhere. If there are games about anthropomorphic appliances and swords, why not cars?

>>13692035

>>13692035

>>13691652
GNX is the christmas cake character

I still dont get it how its not a thing already, Japan loves girls and cars, what are they waiting for, christmas?

I'm surprised no one on /jp/ mentioned this yet:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b7XyUpejK7A

It's been out for half a year already:
http://en.rocketnews24.com/2014/12/09/new-smartphone-game-turns-car-models-into-anime-girls-with-model-worthy-looks/

>>13694110
My bad, I should have googled for it first.

you can't take a thing X, turn them into little girls and have them fight aliens if they don't have guns.

This entire trend is fucking stupid, I hate it so much.

>>13689531
Try 車なご It's an actual mobile game with car girls.

>>13689914
>Twin turbos means bigger boobs
How about bigger turbos = Bigger boobs
No turbo = flat

/k/ here, how about turning Upotte! into a visual novel?
And upgrade its arsenal of course, it's too Cold War shit.

I want to see Megas XLR with cute girls!

>>13695251
Fuck off, crossie.

>>13695221
Whenever I think about >nogf, I remember that at least my turbos aren't single.

>>13695221
Maybe a twin turbo should be twin-tails? Most twin turbo models are grand tourers.

Rally impreza should be a rough tomboy.

Stance-chan should have downs syndrome.

NSX-chan should have glasses, and be super reserved with them on, but when she takes them off shit gets serious.

I wanna fug the sickly ハーフ beauty, RX-7-chan.

>Not wanting to fug appliance girls
Arcade stick best girl

It'd be a better game than Kancolle at least. I wanna see it.

>>13698277
Just get Forza or Gran Turismo and make an itasha. If enough people catch on, it would be your waifu against theirs which is pretty much the same deal Kancolle has. Plus, if you're not a shitter you would actually be learning how to take corners and set up approach lines, braking, and tuning.

>>13696105
NSX-chan gave me an idea.
Pop-up headlights = Glasses.

>>13694139
Yeah, the anthropomorphization thing has been getting quite stale. I can see how people might find it amusing the first few times, but at this point it's beating a dead horse.

>>13698509
Are there any PC car games that will let me weeb my ride?

>>13698530
that's a fantastic idea.
>>13698588
not really. I know in rFactor you can add in custom skins, Assetto corsa too, but they're kind of boring as far as car games go.

We need a Tokyo Xtreme Racer style racing game that was character focused.

>>13689472
There's already Lyrical Nanoha and Houkago no Pleiades for that.

>>13695273
>I want to see Megas XLR with cute girls!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F6FXQsTXAC4

>>13698509
How to itasha in Gran Turismo?

>>13699431
the goodsmile racing BMW was SUPPOSED to be in GT6, but got caught in licensing hell.

>>13698588
Probably the Trackmania games.

>>13701010
Then why suggest getting GT and make an itasha?

>>13707955
Because never actually played GT, just Forza and you could weeb an entire garage with that. Sad to learn you can't, considering you can weeb your tank in World of Tanks.

>>13689914
>because MR2s try to kill you
What!?

>>13708069
MR2s are known to have snap oversteer, especially in slippery conditions. That's when with little to no warning the rear end suddenly loses grip and the car spins out of control. This is due to the engine being to the back of the driver, rather than the front.

The entire range of pre-VAG lamborghini should be yanderes as well, as nearly all pre-murchilago lamborghini crashes end in a firey wreck cooking the driver. Couple this to their tricky handling and high horsepower old lambos were veritable deathtraps!
>>13707955
i was just sayin.

>>13698588
SLRR, it's an old ass game, but with some mods it looks quite good, you can make custom skins for your cars in photoshop and if you're actually there for tuning, you can do literally fucking anything, suspension, engine (you can build it from scratch), bodywork, remove the seats, windows, and yes, i of course did a dagumi AE86.

>>13689472

ot, and I probably sound like a weeaboo, but those shinto gates and stone pagoda things are cool af.

Are there any racing games that are actually interesting beyond tweaking your car? You know, doing things other than 3-5 laps around a track where you spend half the time either 1 lap ahead of the opponent or half a lap behind. Even the kind where you fight each other are boring because you're so rarely around others.

Also are there any games about motorcycles besides Road Rash? Preferably within the last decade. Motorcycle girls would be better than car girls anyway. Anything about demolition derbys or something like NFS hot pursuit where you run away from police, besides GTA I mean? Although I should just play whatever newest GTA.

Does GTA have street racing and car tweaking yet?

>>13712360
I race a lot on gta and build my own tracks.
its great fun but Its difficult to find someone to race with that is on the pace.

Evo X is my waifu

>>13694139
>>13698566
It'll only reach to the point of no return when the West comes to appreciate this and does their own "versions" of anthromorphism. OELVN syndrome.

I want to bully corvette-chan!

>>13696105
>Stance-chan should have downs syndrome.
I dont want stance-shit on my animes dude

>>13719393
I want to make fun of her behind her back because I've got a half hour before she turns around

>>13719440
Reverse image searching gives me Super Saiyan Vegeta. I don't think that's close.

Subaru a slut

>>13719482
>start running away from her
>cant catch you because she loses power
>finally stops because otherwise her engine will explode

>>13719592
Who are you quoting?

>>13719595
/o/, motortrend and c7 corvette z06 owners

>>13719490
senran kagura OVA.

>>13719592
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>>13721323
CUTE!

What about an automotive harem manga, and the MC is a clarkson analogue who thinks all cars are rubbish?

Ill never get why we didnt get somewith with good budget already, something like Auto Modelista but with girls would be enough for me.