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Monster Girl Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/UevqvF4h

>> No.13695610

Dullahan are love so don't bully

>> No.13695615

>>13695610
First post was here.
We'll use this one.

>> No.13695619
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Mint chocolate chip ice cream is best ice cream

>> No.13695621

>>13695609
>Late by one second
WEEEEEELLL

>> No.13695625

In the previous thread:

Anonwilly writes Lost at Sea. Why settle for any other monstergirl when a slime can morph herself into them all?
Evil waifus make for good waifus.
Anon draws a tiny ushi wrestling with a hand... I think. I'm not sure if it's old, but I'll include it anyway, because it's cute.
Also drawn: A kikimora who really wants her master to drink his drink.
Another Anon "draws" a beautiful baby oomukade and Kuato the mindflayer.
And again, yet another Anon draws swole kikimora attempting to dominate her master. And a catgirl on a journey. On the same piece of paper. Did I become terrible at this recap thing, or do you artists just not like signing your work? Kids these days.
PERFECT IVs AND GRAPHS.
The Dark Tower is a weird series. Lobstrosity girls when?
Mindthegap writes the first chapter of Monstrous Endevour. A fool attends MGC Uni, and meets Iggy.
Nameless drawfag who really likes yellow draws fabulous miniwurm and miniryu scarves. And the ultimate paladin.
Teenage monstergirls rebel against their nature.
Alpanon updates chapter 11 of Vertex.
Jezeb- Chastity Virgo, the Red Paladin Ranger, fights for justice.
/mgt/ runs into the Khepri Street Squad late at night.
LLLUUU his story. P.I. Dennis Maxwell comes face to face with Mimsy, the mousegirl pimp.
Anon has an encounter with a hellhound, and is saved by Rai, the foo dog-girl.

I'm not dead. But if I was, it'd probably free up more time for me to browse the monstergirl threads.

>> No.13695628

>>13695610
If they didn't want to get bullied they shouldn't have detachable heads that lend themselves so well to bullying.

>> No.13695630

>>13695598
>If she doesn't make you breakfast then you can just raid the fridge. And take her wallet.
So basically any relationship where the girl makes the money

>> No.13695633

>>13695621
Yeah, it was because I check to see if there was a new one each time. If I could I would have actually deleted this one, since I was late, but I hear that doesn't work anymore.

>> No.13695636

>>13695625
>fool
>Iggy

Huehuehuehue

>> No.13695644

I've got a few new ideas for Fallout Monstergirl. Just give me a minute to write 'em up.
Don't worry, I'm not gonna use fallout pictures. I think I'll do what that guy suggested and use the closest monstergirl counterpart.

>> No.13695649

>>13695630
The wallet snatching part happens in such relationships?

>> No.13695653

>>13695644
Bracing for Cazadors.

>> No.13695654

So what was the difference between the blogspot and the wordpress?

>> No.13695656

I wonder what kind of monstergirls would run a convenience store

>> No.13695663

I want to snatch a Wurm's wallet only to find that it has no money and instead has lots of coupons for pizza and a weird amount of cropped images of pies.

>> No.13695665

>>13695653

I hope they spawn on top of me just like in Honest Hearts.

>> No.13695669

>>13695625
>Mindthegap writes the first chapter of Monstrous Endevour. A fool attends MGC Uni, and meets Iggy.
Wait that got redone? Shit, gonna have to take a look'it that.

>> No.13695670

>no ushi-oni waifu to get jealous of your daughteru's ability to be a ushi-oni backback then tries to do it anyways, pinning you to the floor

>> No.13695672

>>13695654
Basically nothing.

>> No.13695675
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13695675

What's the greatest gift your waifu has ever given you?

Hard Mode: After your Daughteru

>> No.13695676

>>13695654

Wordpress generally had manga/anime updates before they hit the blogspot or exclusively. Blogspot sometimes caught a writing update that the wordpress missed. But generally >>13695672

>> No.13695677

>>13695670
>Not getting gains so you can support your waifu on your back

You failure of a man, I hope you alp

>> No.13695679
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>>13695653
>>13695665
Someone already did Cazadors. And deathclaws for that matter.

>> No.13695680

>>13695663
Find a bunch of fake money she drew with a wurm on them and handmade coupons for 1 free hug or back rub

>> No.13695681

>>13695493
>Not knowing basedest movie ever
Even just quoting lines makes me giggle like a little girl

>>13695520
>>13695522
We need more dollarhams at odds with their bodies.

>> No.13695687

>>13695675
Her heart and kindness.

>> No.13695688

>>13695656
Do we have any Indian inspired monstergirls?

If not a nocturnal or undead monster girl. Mainly due to long shifts and not having to exert themselves too much for the latter. Alternatively a Jorou-Gumo. Who is very friendly in the day but can be a tough cookie in the day. Heaven help you if she thinks you're shoptlifting.

>> No.13695690

>>13695681
No I do know that I posted bad wrong on purpose but that was hours from the the reply

>> No.13695691

>>13695680
>coupons for 1 free hug or back rub
I'll take it.

>> No.13695692

>>13695656
Aside from the obvious tanuki? Depends on what kind of store:
>Whole foods: A hippie wood elf
>Liquor store: A surprisingly friendly Oni
>Mini-mart: A younger Holstaurus whose family runs a farm
>Smoke shop: Stoner Alraune

>> No.13695697

What MG would like war gaming?

>> No.13695701

>>13695675
The promise that her soul belongs to be just as much as it does to her, from now and for beyond death.
That, and a cool robot figurine.

>> No.13695702

>>13695692
>Red oni that's like a genderswapped based old man with tonnes of stories and always up to give you a hand hauling crates of beet into your car
>Plenty of stores in the neighborhood have been vandalised and broken into, but never this one. She's too widely respected.
>Helps out the neighborhood all the time
>Even gives the local hoodlems a handup when they really need it.

>> No.13695709

>>13695697
Nerdy Echidna
Lich
Arachne family members who get off on outmaneuvering their opponents and symbolically 'trapping' them
Leanan Sidhe for the painting figurines
Certain Lilims
Anubis
Pharaoh
Apophis

>> No.13695710
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PIZZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA IN THE MORNING!
PIZZA IN THE EVENING!
PIZZA AT SUPPERTIME!
WHEN PIZZA'S ON A BAROMETZ YOU CAN EAT PIZZA ANYTIME!

>> No.13695711

>>13695644
Looking forward to them.

>>13695675
Everlasting life and love.

>>13695679
I really like Deathclaw girls, man. I don't know why, since I don't really care for overly aggressive types to begin with. I'd love the fuck out of Rawr in MG form.

>> No.13695713

>>13695697
Alps that browse /tg/

>> No.13695716

>>13695709
Oh, and Sphinx maybe. Lot of Desert MGs it seems.

>> No.13695718

>>13695713
I want a gaming group of them.

>> No.13695721

>>13695656
Bromont's Christmas Yuki-Onna story had a cute, country Yeti shopkeeper

https://archive.moe/a/thread/118762720/#118775215_174

>> No.13695727

>>13695709
Fucking necrons goddammit.
Course they might opt for thousand sons too.

>> No.13695729 [DELETED] 

>>13695675
They're not real.

>> No.13695731

>>13695675
her love

>> No.13695736

>>13695713
Alps are so blank i can't figure who they'd play.

>> No.13695739

>>13695729
The same as you. And me.

>> No.13695741

>>13695729
I would like Marche to leave

>> No.13695742

>>13695713
Why though?

>> No.13695743 [DELETED] 

>>13695675
She doesn't exist.

>> No.13695744

>>13695709
Martially minded ones for the strategy practice

>> No.13695748 [DELETED] 

>>13695741
Too bad.

Monster girls are and never will be real.

>> No.13695749

>>13695742
because they are dorks and nerds

>> No.13695751

I want to wear a slime

>> No.13695754

So how do you guys feel about literal fanfiction? Literal Fallout based fan fiction?

>> No.13695755

>>13695710
I'd rather eat the Barometz.

>> No.13695757
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>>13695644
After the Great Monster/Human War, several new and bizarre types of Monstergirl emerged, and of those new breeds the Bloatfly is by one of the most common (After Radroaches). Formerly Beelzebubs, they've been twisted heavily by a combination of Demonic Energy and Radiation, Increasing the size of their bodies and wings. The name "Bloatfly" has a rather simple origin: When they are born, Bloatflies have incredibly strong metabolisms, requiring them to consume massive amounts of food to survive, but when they reach sexual maturity, this metabolism weakens, yet their ravenous hunger does not. Though they still have the strongest metabolism in the wasteland, Bloatflies will still eat more than they need, resulting in all members of the species to be what some wastelanders (mostly their husbands) describe as "pleasantly chubby". They are much faster than their chubby frame would suggest however, capable of moving rather quickly to secure men that strike their fancy. A Bloatfly's stinger is capable of being launched, and contains an aphrodisiac poison on par with a manticore, which keeps the man's endurance and "production" up for great periods of time, as well as causing the victim to become cripplingly aroused. Bloatflies use this stinger to capture a husband, who will be taken to a secluded place and raped. A Bloatfly's hunger shines through greatest in the bedroom, and until her lust is sated, she will not let her chosen husband go, a process that can take several hours. Bloatflies mate for life, and are fiercely protective of their mates, however, they are far from the strongest creatures in the wasteland and often rely on either their many sisters or hired mercenaries to protect their camps.
Just imagine a taller, chubbier version of the Beelzebub without the crown and you've got a bloatfly.

>> No.13695760

>>13695754
Eh...

Post an excerpt. Depending on how shit it is, I might have to kick your ass. Or not.

>> No.13695762

>>13695754
Indifferent.

>> No.13695763 [DELETED] 

>>13695754
Don't care.

If you want to write it go ahead.

>> No.13695767

>>13695751
Anon, it's going to make you do increasingly lewd things to feed off of the chemicals in your brain, until you won't be able to recognize yourself in the mirror anymore.

>> No.13695770

>>13695754
Krew motherfucker.

>> No.13695771

>>13695675
A safe quiet place to be a NEET inside.

>> No.13695772

>>13695754
Fanfiction sucks most of the time.
Also, it's based on FO1, 2 and/or NV, right???

>> No.13695774

>>13695757
Sign me up.

>> No.13695775

>>13695767
I wouldn't have the slime go over my head

>> No.13695784

I wanna hug a tsundere Succubus

>> No.13695785

>>13695760
I've got a bit of greentext I'm thinking of working into prose. Want an excerpt from that?

>>13695772
nv And when I say fan fiction, it's in respect to the blank slate MC and no named characters.

>> No.13695790

>>13695785
Sure, why not.

>> No.13695791

>>13695754
It depends. I'll read something nice involving a MG form creature from it, but not with actual characters from the series.

>>13695757
Huh. That's pretty cool. It seems to be pretty hard to wind up with a bad Fallout MG, at this rate.

>> No.13695793 [DELETED] 

>>13695784
Too bad they're not real

>> No.13695797

>>13695784
I wanna call a Succubus a "Succubutts" straight to her face

>> No.13695802

>>13695797
They'd probably offer you a better view of their succubutts.

>> No.13695803

>>13695797
I wanna tell a succubus, after having sex with her, that I've felt more pleasure from masturbation.

>> No.13695804

>>13695790
>>13695791
>You reload your gun, and put it away again, rifling around the place for something to eat
>You find a can of something, the label long since peeled off, and you pull out a knife, gouging a hole in it
>You tip the contents into your mouth, and the goopy, familiar gravy of steak and beans meets your tastebuds, your intense hunger making you drool for even this
>A heavy foot crushes the glass you avoided not too long ago, and you whirl, 9mm in your hands before you can even think
>A few bits of steak and gravy stick to your cheek as you throw down the can
>Before the figure even solidifies in your sight as anything more than a peripheral blurr, you've unloaded thee shots into its giant center mass
>The figure leans against the broken wall of the station, arms crossed, twice your height, lithe and voluptuous, just as wide as you are, looming , far too tall had this station still had its roof whole
>The three bullets fall to the floor leaving behind little more than a weeping bruise
>You begin to shake as you take in the digitigrade legs, hard with leathery scales which soften into the toned, muscled thighs of a woman, her bald pussy bare, and glistening with beads of sweat and excitement. the sweat-slicked sun-baked, rock solid abs, going up to round, soft, perky breasts, large enough to make a brahmin girl jealous
>Your eyes travel up, to the sharp, sharklike teeth in her grinning maw, and the playful, bright, intelligent yellow predatory eyes which nearly glow
>You begin to take frightened steps back as she uncrosses her arms and comes close at a terrifyingly fast pace considering the length of her long, lithe legs
>You've only ever killed one before
>It took ten men firing their guns constantly for a solid minute and three grenades
>You are so not prepared
>Not prepared at all and the grim reaper glistens from her talons
>"Hey to you too, is a little friendly fire how you greet people, wherever you're from?"

>> No.13695805

So, I've been out of the threads for a long while now, and since the blogspot is now gone, is there a link to our latest amount of new content anymore compiles on a site, or is that a thing of the past?

>> No.13695807

I want a vampire childhood friend who comes in at the middle of the night to feed

>> No.13695809

>>13695797
She blushes, but a sad frown settles on her face. "Is that all I am to you, Anon? Just another butt to oggle?"

>> No.13695811

>>13695807
Make her a tomboy and we are set.

>> No.13695812 [DELETED] 

>>13695803
>How to shatter the self-esteem of every monster girl in one simple step.

>> No.13695813

>>13695809
Of course not. She's the best butt to ogle!

>> No.13695814

>>13695804
Yeah this is a flee for your life choice.

>> No.13695815

>>13695811
Sure so no fancy dresses on her some shorts and a t shirt

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>>13695797
But then you're asking to get facesat.

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>You will never be hit on by a lithe, cocky Cheetah Girl Track Team Captain at Monster Girl High School.

>> No.13695822

>>13695804
It's good, and it's still just greentext. Can't wait to see it when you've prose-ified it.
Just mind your sentence variety. It's not much of a problem, and it's hard to avoid in a second person perspective, but you've got three lines from the start that start with "You [perform action]."

It's not so much a correction, but it's a caution.

>> No.13695823

>>13695804
I feel like I've read this before. Yeah, I'd probably read it, depending on how things turned out.

>> No.13695825 [DELETED] 

>>13695817
Good.

I hate cats.

>> No.13695830

>>13695817
Good.

I hate track,

>> No.13695833 [DELETED] 

>>13695804
Oh hey it's the exact same fucking thing from before.

Fuck off.

>> No.13695836

>>13695816
Why is his dick coming out of his chest?

>> No.13695838

>>13695817
>You will never frustrate a cheetah girl that's trying to make you chase and catch her by doing nothing
>Only to snare her in a trap that you could only set up because she keeps getting frustrated and allowing her mind to wander

>> No.13695839

>>13695822
Yeah, part of the reason I'm wanting to prose-ify it. I just felt like it wouldn't work in greentext

>>13695823
Yeah I posted it like, two fallout MG discussions back.

>>13695833
Didn't mean to imply I'd worked on it since, man. Sorry.

>> No.13695840

>>13695836
Dick nipples.

>> No.13695842

>>13695817
Kyaa~ Cheetah-san is so fast and athletic!~

>> No.13695845

>>13695836
It's a travelling penis.

>> No.13695846 [DELETED] 

>>13695842
Don't you ever say that again.

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>>13695793
You can't keep running forever

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No gods, no masters, only monster wives.

>> No.13695853

>>13695688
> Do we have any Indian inspired monstergirls?
Apsara & Gandharva from MGE are Indian

>> No.13695854

>>13695817
>you will never be forcefully groomed by the cocky Cheetah Girl Track Team Captain after evading her for over an hour

>> No.13695857

>>13695846
But I want to be the Cheetah Track Captain's boyfriend!~

>> No.13695867 [DELETED] 

>>13695851
Which aren't real.

>>13695857
Stop.

>> No.13695871

>>13695851
I want to perform ribbon bondage on my monster wife during Christmas.

>> No.13695872

>>13695839
>Yeah I posted it like, two fallout MG discussions back.
Ah, right. I thought so. Be sure and let us know if you ever turn it into prose. I don't like to jump into things like that, but I might make an exception.

>> No.13695884

I want to hug a vampire and whisper into her ear

>> No.13695885

OK Anon's,
It seems the adventurer's guild has received a couple requests from some neighboring kingdoms for a warrior of renown to lead them into battle and train their military.
The guild has settle for sending you.

Which commission do you pick anon?

1. The ripped and shredded one that's stained with dirt. That and the handwriting's almost illegible

2. This paper is nearly crumbling into dust, evidently forgotten behind a desk. It's still got some elegant writing written in red ink.

3. Rolled piece of parchment sealed tightly with wax, the handwriting is profession.

4. Page B (Mystery box)

>> No.13695887

>>13695867
You can't stop us from having fun.

>> No.13695889
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HOW THE HELL DO HUMANS STAY ABOVE REPLACEMENT POPULATION GROWTH

>> No.13695891

>>13695885
2! 2!

>> No.13695893

>>13695885
1.

Gotta start at the bottom and work my way up.

>> No.13695894

>There will never be a sandbox monster girl game.

>> No.13695896 [DELETED] 

>>13695887
I don't have to, you've already ruined it yourselves.

>> No.13695898

>>13695885
2

>> No.13695900

>>13695885
I'm not gonna be happy if 1 turns out to be what I think, but I'll go with number 2.

>> No.13695902

>>13695889
by having human girls on the side

>> No.13695903

>>13695884
She gonna bite your neck

>> No.13695904 [DELETED] 

>>13695885
2 I guess.

>> No.13695905

>>13695885
>a warrior of renown
They got the wrong man.

>> No.13695906

>>13695885
Page B

>> No.13695907

>>13695885
4.
I am content being surprised.

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>>13695757
I've got more.
Of all the monstergirls of the Mojave, none are more stubborn than the Bighorners. Formerly Weresheep, Bighorners are almost nothing like their unmutated counterparts in both appearance and personality.
Aggressive and territorial, Bighorners very often ram heads with other Bighorners in disputes of all kinds, from food supplies to territory rights, only stopping when the other is knocked unconscious. Centuries of living in mountainous areas have rendered the Bighorners muscular and tanned by the fierce sun of the Mojave Wasteland. If a human man stumbles upon a Bighorner's territory the Bighorner challenge them to a fight (mercifully using their fists as fighting a human the way they fight other Bighorners would have gruesome results.). Should the human manage to defeat the Bighorner she will become loyal to him, desiring only to marry the strong man who bested her. Should the man lose, she will eject him from her territory, though if he put up a good fight she will fall for him. Bighorners will often work their husband into the ground training them to make them stronger, as having a strong husband is a major status symbol among their kind, and despite this are almost impossibly gentle with them in bed. However, after the Bighorner is confident that her husband has become incredibly strong, they'll stop holding back, leading to incredibly wild and passionate sex that leaves both parties sore yet satisfied.
Also, although their fur is no longer as fluffy as it was when they were weresheep, it makes up for it by being surprisingly silky, a result of a Bighorner taking meticulous care of her fur.
>Author's Note: It should be noted that Bighorners seem to adore the fruit of the Banana Yucca plant, and can often be found near where the plant can be found.

Here's the setup.

>> No.13695915

>>13695889
Breeding farms.

>> No.13695916

>>13695885
2. Christ, they probably think they've been ignored or forgotten

>> No.13695918

>>13695905
Are you doing what you can?

>> No.13695919

>>13695675
A reason to live.

if only she were real
;_;

>> No.13695920

>>13695908
Whoops, forgot a description.
Bighorners are Tan /fit/ Weresheep with less wool.
Also I forgot the term wool while I was writing this.

>> No.13695927

>>13695889
By vastly outnumbering them. Even in MGE most humans are more or less safe in the bulwark of various human nations. The majority are (un)lucky to just see a succubus or devil bug in their lives.

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>>13695675
Una gives the gift of extremely paizuri-able tits.
Which is the greatest gift of all.

>> No.13695931

>>13695889
We die too quickly and too easily. That's the key.

>> No.13695935

>>13695894
Roaming RPG done in the style of Final Fantasy Tactics (the battle map and system is expanded to the entire gameworld) with monstergirls.
Different monstergirls and abilities can get you to different places and solve challenges, as well as help you in combat. (Harpies can fast travel, hellhounds can transport you to the Underworld, wurms can let you dig underground, aquatic mgs can let you swim, etc.)

Yea or Nay?

>> No.13695937 [DELETED] 

I'm never getting a girlfriend due to my unrealistic standards set by media about monster girls.

>> No.13695940

>>13695889
Monstergirls don't get pregnant as easily as human girls. They need lots and lots of dickings before they can give birth to daughterus, with increasing amounts of dickings needed the more powerful the monstergirl.

>> No.13695942

>>13695885
2, sounds like they've been waiting for a while, that's bad for our reputation.
Besides if they're dead already then I don't have to do anything for a few weeks.

>> No.13695943

>>13695937
That's the spirit anon.
But don't forget that you don't have the money, looks, or personality for one!

>> No.13695947

>>13695885
I'll take three because no one else will.

>> No.13695948

>>13695937
Classic soccer mom logic. That's like if MG's watched Gone Girl and decided to crown that movie as the quintessential reason why human women a shit, mg a best.

>> No.13695949

>>13695935
Sounds cool since it's done FFT stype, but other features such as shop owning/house construction and etc be awesome add-ons.

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>>13695675
Double the assault.

>> No.13695963

>>13695935
That sounds alright to me. Honestly, I'd be fine with something like Kamidori + more MGs and such.

>>13695908
Hm. Could be cool, but I'd rather event the Geckos, probably.

>> No.13695965

>>13695949
Also can we just keep the hypothetical game turn based instead of the 'turns by how fast you are'? I feel like those games tend to end up being

>haste
>haste
>haste

Your team is Sanic tier nao

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This was so worth the wait.

>> No.13695967

I want to date a human that hates the sun, sleeps in a cool coffin bed and likes to bite. We both could talk about how monsters are ruining the world

>> No.13695970

>>13695885
4 just for the hell of it.
>>13695958
Hot

>> No.13695972

>>13695958
Too lewd,

>> No.13695974

>>13695958
If you're into that, fine by me. I'm not going to judge you for your tastes.

>> No.13695976

>>13695958
where are those tentacle coming from?

>> No.13695981

>>13695943
I have the personality, I swear.

>> No.13695985

>>13695966
Nice artwork Anon, make it yourself or is it a commission, cause it was well worth the time and money. No complaints here, just seems like a solid work of a space Anubis in zero g looking out to see the world below.

>> No.13695986
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13695986

>Confess your love to a Slime.
>She's shocked and embarrassed.
>She starts sweating, blushing in the face.
>She melts into a puddle, and slinks away.
>You faintly hear, "A-Anon said he likes me!"

>> No.13695988

>>13695967
But she is a monster

>> No.13695992

>>13695986
Adorable.

>> No.13695993

>>13695986
Yes. Love the slime.

>>13695988
Hey, faggot, don't go calling that guys girlfriend a monster like that just because you don't like her. It's hard being a human in that world.

>> No.13695995

>>13695966
I want an Anubis in my space crew!

Big fluffy paws in zero-g!

>> No.13695998

>>13695985
Commission. Artist is Blackmyst. Second time I've commissioned him. Second time I've been extremely satisfied by the result.

>>13695995
Me too anon. Me too.

>> No.13695999

>>13695966
when is the aboobis and anya space battle?

>> No.13696000

>>13695967
I want to date a human girl that has gender issues and insists on cosplaying as a devil all the time!

>> No.13696004

>>13696000
Devil isn't a gender you retard, go back to tumblr.

>> No.13696006

>>13695966
The Egyptian system has some nice space uniforms.

>> No.13696009

>>13695967
fuck Now I'm imagine monsters hiding their monster parts with like giant hats or something and telling the guys they are Human

>> No.13696013

>>13696000
Watch as she becomes a Devil obsessed with having your babies, planning her fertility periods and setting up a financial plan to ensure the happiest marriage and married life for the both of yous.

>> No.13696015

>>13695966
>Tail exposed
>All that hair crammed in the helmet
She's fucked if she ever leaves the airlock.

>> No.13696016

>>13696009
Succubi probably use some magic to hide their horns, tail and wings in human dense areas.

>> No.13696018
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13696018

>>13695908
>>13695920
The Yao-Guai are perhaps one of the most dangerous Monstergirls of the Post-War world. Originally rather slow-minded Grizzlies, Yao-Guai are much sharper minded, and capable of moving at even greater speeds. Solitary hunters by nature, Yao-Guai often leave their small tribes by the time they reach sexual maturity to find an area to hunt in. Yao-Guai are patient, capable of waiting for months in their hunting grounds for a man who suits their own tastes. Once they find one, the will relentlessly hunt them down, and will never stop until they catch their prey. Escape is nigh-impossible as once a Yao-Guai has a human's scent, they can track them no matter where they go. Once their prey has been caught, the Yao-Guai will tear her target's clothes off and rape him right then and there, marking him with her scent. Yao-Guai are fearsome lovers, and will often force their husband to make eye contact with them during sex. There's nothing a Yao-Guai loves more than the sight of her husband's eyes misting over in pleasure during sex. Surprisingly, given their violent nature, Yao-Guai are very gentle with their husbands after sex, even tending to any bruises they might have left. A man married to a Yao-Guai will have a loving and stable relationship, and also a lot of rough sex.
Humorously, Yao-Guai still have a fierce love of Alraune Nectar.

And the windup.

>> No.13696019

>>13695675
Nothing, she's not real.

>> No.13696020

>>13696016
I wonder how much their change their attire

>> No.13696022

Ok, lets see what everyone gets.

1.
After wandering through the ever wonderful wastelands you come across a group of Orcs and goblins with a big ol' "Welcome to the horde" banner (with three "e"s written backwards).

Ever since their failed raid against the elves, the goblin/orc horde's been looking for some help to get them back in the game. Although they are quite skilled at fighting, the girls lack discipline, which is your biggest fight.
The orc's tend to laze about or spend quality time with their slaves while the goblins are always playing games with each other. It'll take a strong hand to get them in line, much to their whining, but if you manage it you'll have the strongest bunch of girls in the wastes.

Unfortunately you've been 'claimed' by the P'Orc warchief, a seven foot tall, muscled slab of bacon covered in scars and wearing an eye patch, along with her goblin compatriot, a bustier than average hobgoblin who's almost worshiped like a god by her people.

The orc's got a warrior mentality and values strength over words, even in bed where she'll ride you till your sore, but she will dote on you and loves to sit you in her lap and ruffle your hair.

The hobgoblin is the genkiest, most cheerful one you can find, always running around and trying to play with you, wrapping around your leg when she wants to get her way with you.

Unfortunately these two will sometimes engage in a little clan warfare over who gets to snuggle you that night.

Nonlethally of course.

>> No.13696023

>>13696018
FUCK, I FORGOT AGAIN.
Yao-Guai are essentially "sharper" Grizzlies, with matted black fur, longer talons, and more pointed ears.
Also they aren't as lazy looking.

>> No.13696024

>>13696015
I kinda figured that the tail would have a sort of "Bulb" to be stored in on her lower-back, and that she just let it out as she floats freely in the safety of a ship.

And as for all the hair...Fuck it, it looks pretty. Suspend the disbelief.

>> No.13696025

>>13695784
>Tsundere

I want to drag you tied up to my car until you're nothing but a pelvis

>> No.13696027

>>13696015
Maybe she has a really good space hairnet?

>> No.13696029

>>13696018
>Yao-Guai
Yes. I was looking forward to this. Them and Deathclaws would be top tier for me.

>>13696022
>you come across a group of Orcs and goblins with a big ol' "Welcome to the horde" banner (with three "e"s written backwards)
That image. Oh god, my heart.

>> No.13696030

>>13696022
2.
Did you enjoy the sun?

Well, if you did, praise it one last time because you are heading to the eternal night of the undead kingdom!

The Vampire Queen in charge of the whole operation is quite miffed about your tardiness (Almost three decades late) and gets you to work right away.

You've been put in charge of training the zombies and skeletons, although the latter is the only real one. The former group is quite huggy and the later one will drive you mad with puns if you aren't careful.

You're also in charge of keeping the ghouls in line (not dragging the 'fresh meat' into the crypts for blow jobs) and organizing the dullahan royal guard so that they can better protect their lady of the night.

You've been given rights to marry any girls you want, from lowly zombie footwoman to any of the courtly vampire nobles who serve the queen.

You could even go after the queen herself, a tall, leggy woman who's elegant evening wear hugs her body tightly, if you wanted, although she's quite strict about proper etiquette and adhering to it.

Also, you may need to chase of the queens elder damphir sister every now and then.

>> No.13696032

>>13696006
Took me a while to find a decent reference that I thought would be sexy enough, but also practical design-wise for the BIG FLUFFY PAWS. My salvation came in the form of Nina Trinity.

>> No.13696034

>>13695966
I want to be impressed, but it's just anubis, and the idea isn't too appealing to me.

>> No.13696036

>>13696030
I had a feeling. I'm glad I picked this one after all. Undead Kingdom too fucking good. That first one could have been nice too, though.

>> No.13696037

>>13696030
>It's been three decades since the guild got this request
See, and this is why I was against joining a guild. bunch of incompetences
It was a place where the sun doesn't shine too! Finally, away from that blinding ball of fire and annoying heat. Glad I picked it

>> No.13696038

>>13696015
I don't get it. I don't space too well. Does something happen to her hair?

>> No.13696041

>>13696038
>>13696027
Bunch of Earthnoids who're too busy having their soul weighed down by gravity to use their brains for longer that two seconds
All that hair's going to crowd her helmet. If the oxygen isn't the problem, her breathing will be. That's why you cut your damn hair

>> No.13696045

>>13696030
Great, at least I have a plan of attack. First off we're going to assign lithe young men to the zombies for spirit energy, hugs and the off chance that they would turn into Wights as long range artillery women. The skeletons would be the front line fighters and grunt workers as the zombies would eventually turn into high class citizens. As they grow in power Private bones will become lieutenants and eventually general Skelatress.

Ghouls will be the ambush predators and shock troopers, disrupting supply lines and given the incentive of having the pick of the PoW's. This way they use their talents to the fullest while also ensuring loyalty within the ranks.

The queen herself and her damphir sister however. That would be for another time. Blood is always in short supply and never not in demand.

>> No.13696055

>>13696041
Just zip the suit up over the hair and move your head enough to get enough slack for movement. You'll get a poofy tuft of hair at the back of your neck but that's it.

>> No.13696058

>>13696030
3.
Congratulations! The all girl paladin academy of Lightvale is looking now your employer.

Filled with paladin girls of all ages and from all walks of life, you've been told to help the girls get up to snuff.

Chaste, devout, and filled with righteous energy, these girls are set upon lives of righteous purity.... (or corruption if they screw up.)

Now, with a place filled with this much positive energy, more than a few creatures of the light have been drawn forth to help protect this place and guard a few of the more blessed girls.

Pure angels, stoic valkryies, and even a silent cupid or two have been know to visit the place and may take a shine on you if you've been especially good at furthering their cause.

They may even offer to become your private protectors, and it wouldn't be suprising if a houri or two showed up to pay you a visit for being especially good.

Down side is that the sex is VERY frowned upon here and the single, veteran sister who runs the place will always be watching to see if you slip up.

Divine creatures are allowed as you obviously aren't taking advantage of them.

>> No.13696061

>>13696055
Y'know how weird that'll feel? Your suit has to be air tight. This isn't like wearing a jacket. There is no "poofy tuft"
This is space, not your mother's backyard

>> No.13696065

>>13696058
Yay, training with chicks, literal years of cock tease and they're not even aware they're doing it. At least I can hope a Houri of a Valkyrie takes notice of me and wants to bone me.

>> No.13696067

>>13695809
>Succubus not proud of being an object of desire

Triggered

>> No.13696068

>>13696041
Perhaps a pocket in the back of her helmet in which she can conveniently bundle her hair, separated from the part of the helmet which surrounds her head?

>> No.13696070

>>13696058
Ok, on page two.

4. This parchment is covered in little cats heads and it's handwriting is professional, if a little strange with all the Nyaas written on it.

5. Arriving at the same time as 4, it's got little bones on it and has cutesy writing with "WAN!" added every now and then.

>> No.13696071

>>13696061
>Y'know how weird that'll feel?
Get used to it. And the suit has to be airtight but there's space to move in the helmet. There's still the poofy tuft behind your head at the back of the helmet.

>> No.13696072

>>13696068
>>13696055
>>13696071
You Earthnoids just don't get it

>> No.13696074

>>13696070
Meh. If there's nothing else I'll take number 5.

>> No.13696077

>>13696072

You aren't explaining yourself overly well.

>> No.13696080

>>13696072
Char go home you're drunk.

>> No.13696082

>>13696058
That poor bastard who picked this.

>>13696070
I would pick 5 if not for already picking 2.

Yo, those deleted posts up there. Were they really all just one guy?

>> No.13696083

>>13696072
I want Newtypes and Spacenoids to leave.

>> No.13696084

>>13696022
Yus, a thick piece of P'Orc.

>> No.13696086

>>13696070
5.

>> No.13696087

>>13696070
4

>> No.13696089

>>13696030
Time to be a Death Knight

>> No.13696091

>>13696067

Woman of lechery
The avarice of lust
would prefer reading

her own kind is lost
Why does she want the bright screen
to the touch of men

She mutters something
about how 3D a shit
and resumes her stare

A man walks to her
On her way to the cafe
She stares at her phone

The man feels quite spurned
and walks to his stop dismal
she reacts too late

>> No.13696094

>>13696077
>>13696080
>>13696083
OK, here's the thing about space and Pilo- err, space suits. They only have enough room for the clothes you're wearing on your back considering they're air tight. You know, because space
So then you say "Alright, why doesn't she just stuff her hair in her suit and leave a tuft for movement?"
Oh yeah, you know how long that'll take? Ship's being attacked by that pesky Principality of Apophis and getting blown to bits. Let me take 10 hours to get all the strands of hair into my suit, adjust it so there's a tuft, and then zip it up. Oh shit, I left some out and now there's a breach in my suit. Or now it's caught in the zipper.

Cut your fucking hair. How you even got stationed without your CO telling you to cut your hair is beyond me, but congratulations, your body is now part of space's growing debris
Earthnoids, I swear

>> No.13696095
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13696095

>>13696070
4! Glory to the Cat Kingdom!

>> No.13696096
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13696096

>>13696018
>>13696023
Aaand, the punch.
Residents of the blasted hellscape known as The Divide, the Tunnelers are perhaps one of the most feared monstergirls of the new world. Ferocious enough to frighten Deathclaws and sadistic enough to give even Cazadors pause, Tunnelers are terrifyingly effective ambush predators, emerging from below in massive packs of up to 20. There are many theories of what spawned the Tunnelers, some speculating that they are heavily mutated Lizard-type monstergirls, others that they were once human women. Whatever the case, Tunnelers are to be feared no matter where they are found. When they reach sexual maturity, Tunnelers go into a state of Heat that seemingly never ends, and are compelled to go with their sisters, and sometimes in huge raiding swarms with other sister-packs, to hunt down men. Once the Tunnelers have burrowed under a location with enough men to suit their purposes, they wait until nightfall and then swiftly and terrifyingly emerge, swarming over men and women alike and dragging them, kicking and screaming, underground. Once there the fate of their victim depends on their gender. If the victim is female, she will be molested and flooded with demonic energy until she mutates into a Tunneler herself. She will then join in the fate of male victims, being raped by his new mistresses until all of them are pregnant, which due to the low chance of impregnation among all Tunnelers will take a very long time. Tunnelers are incredibly sadistic, loving to see the body of their captured husband squirming and struggling during sex. Often, they'll force their captive to eat them out one at a time, with one of them shoving his face into the crotch of another with her foot. After he brings one to climax he will have mere seconds to catch his breath before being shoved into another, and after all of them have had their turn, the swarm upon the man and violate him from all sides for the rest of the mating frenzy (cont.)

>> No.13696097

>>13696070
5. Good lord 5.

>> No.13696098

>>13696094
Your argument would have more weight if not for the numerous Gundam Women with long, flowing hair that somehow magically fits comfortably and safely into their helmets.

>> No.13696100

>>13696095
Hey Paco, got another one.

>> No.13696102

>>13696095
>Posting furry vagina
Enjoy ya ban mate

>> No.13696104

I want to run a bakery in MGC

>> No.13696107

>>13696098
>He doesn't know Spacenoids have a loop around
You Earthnoids wouldn't understand

>> No.13696110

>>13696102
Nope, Cait Siths are Monster Girls. Lurk more.

>> No.13696111

>>13696070
4.
Hope you like cat's anon because it's time for you to help out the Cat Kingdom!

Run by a tomboyish, fit siberian jinko, it's a bustling land filled with werecats, cheshires, nekomatas, sphinxes, jinkos, and, yes, even the dreaded Cait Sith.

It seems that every couple months the cat kingdom holds a serious of "battles" (nonleathal sporting events where one side tries to beat the other via capturing a VIP, taking a few points, or simply beating the other side into submission) for entertainment and, on occasion, land.

You've been tasked with helping train their forces for these events, ranging from simple combat training to cardio and weights.

You've been given free reign about your love life as long as you do your job so feel free to romance a quiet, black werecat or a chubby, cheeky chesire.

The queen is also an option as well but you better do well in the battles, which you can freely join on the cat side, to catch her eye. Heck, you could even get a Canine Kingdom girl as long as you help the cats win.

Also, please don't give the forces catnip, the last guy ended up with seven wives and a couple litters of kittens.

>> No.13696113

>>13696104
I picture many Holstaurs, Trolls, and Onis helping out. Oh, and that one chubby elf who has a thing for cookies.

>> No.13696115

>>13696070
Glad i waited
5.

>> No.13696119

>>13696111
Ayyy, it's like Dog Days. Sign me the fuck up.

>> No.13696120

>>13696096
Any man caught by Tunnelers is kept by them forever, eventually fathering a new horde of Tunnelers. After the children leave the nest, the husband and his mistresses will spend the rest of their days there, mating pointlessly until they all die, which given the immense lifespan of Tunnelers and the life extending effect of their demonic energy, can be a very long time.
Terrifyingly, not even other monstergirls are safe from Tunnelers, as the Tunnelers actually capture other monstergirls to use as sex slaves, adding them to the mating pile to add variety to the girls their husband/slave has sex with, and taking a sadistic glee in forcing other monstergirls to rape him. Due to their fear of the sun and bright lights, it's suggested to stay in well lit areas to avoid Tunneler attacks, as any man captured by them will never see the sun again.
God I feel dirty writing that, but Tunnelers can be nothing but terrible. I know someone will like this though.
As for a description, think Lizardmen without swords, shorter hair, sharper teeth, and glowing eyes, and you've got the Tunnelers.

>> No.13696125

>>13696111
5.
The eternal rival of the Cat Kingdom, the Canine Kingdom is run by a tiny, cheerful, rosy furred werewolf who's more at home with infrastructure than in battle, that's were you come in.

Consisting of many breeds of dog girls, ranging from husky to english mastiff, to corgi, and including the werewolf and hellhound auxiliary forces, you're here to get them fit and ready for battle, much like with the Cat Kingdom.

Just like their feline rivals, you've been given free reign over who you can marry, although the queen's got a soft spot for you just for helping, and as long as you can help out, they don't care who you bed.

Should you choose to take the field, be prepared for an uphill battle, the Cat Kingdom's basic warriors may be weak but their captains are a terror to behold.

Perform especially well and you may even catch the eye of the Feline Kingdom's siberian jinko leader who the canine kingdom may be open to 'sharing' with.

>> No.13696126

>>13696120
Actually that does sound awful, never seeing the light of day ever again. I guess I could be okay with that, you know if it didn't sound like a Rule 63 version of getting mindbroken by faceless fat men, now fit grils.

>> No.13696130

>>13696111
>>13696125
Literally Dog Days. Have you been watching that as of late?

>> No.13696132

>>13696126
If you've ever played Lonesome Road, you know that Tunnelers are pure fucking evil.

>> No.13696134

>>13696120
I always hated tunnelers.

>> No.13696136

>>13696130
Nah, I've only seen season one and just figured "Hey, I'm writing this, why not throw in Dog Days?"

All girls are olev

>> No.13696138

>>13696136
Yer my nigga.

>> No.13696139

>>13696125
>>13696111
>>13696058
>>13696030
>>13696022

Ok all, how'd it go?
Do you regret your contract?

>> No.13696141

>>13696094
Nigger what are you talking about? Put a fucking tank top on over your hair and then zip your suit up all the way. Pull out just enough hair to move comfortably and then vacuum seal the thing.

>> No.13696142

>>13696141
That takes too long is the point

>> No.13696143

>>13696136
Truer words have never been spoken.

>> No.13696144

>>13696139
Not in the least. Undead kingdom best kingdom. I'd love to help them get set up.

>> No.13696145

I want to rub knife ears

>> No.13696149

>>13696144
Undead is love

>> No.13696151

>>13696143
Seriously, I don't think there's one bad girl in that show, in the only season I've seen.

>> No.13696155

>>13696149
Undead is life?

>> No.13696159

>>13696155
TRIGGERED

>> No.13696160

>>13696155
It's a living.

>> No.13696165

>>13695625
>Another Anon "draws"
That was Alp too, jeez. Step it up senpai.

>> No.13696168

>>13696132
And crazy Stronk.

>> No.13696170

>>13696139

They were all so nice. Too nice. We almost wasted too much time. Was getting my face licked into next week by all the Hellhound auxiliary forces. Luckily, I've shown them the value of fighting fire with fire. It took them a while to catch on that I wasn't talking about actual fire.


They've thoroughly learned the power of subterfuge. Catnip and light spells should cause their forces to go awry.

Now the little time we have left has to be spent on mental training. Stink bombs, stray rubber balls, dog whistles, magitech vacuum cleaners. They must learn to tolerate all of it without flinching.

>> No.13696174

>>13696139
No regrets. I'm gonna get /fit/ and get gud so I can kick ass for that werewolf queen.
Maybe get her and the Jinko in bed.

>> No.13696177

>>13696120
Well I can certainly fap to it.

>> No.13696178

>>13696174
>trying to get the Tiger
>and into a threesome at that
Somebody is making the impossible possible.

>> No.13696179

>>13696110
>Posting NSFW on a blue board
Not him, but you lurk more, faggot. If the mods do their job, you'll be forced to anyway.

>> No.13696180

>>13696120
God damnit, I remember seeing a dead deathclaw running down that tunnel and just going
>Fuk

>> No.13696184

>>13696142
Takes like a minute.

>> No.13696193

>>13696184
You don't have a minute when you're being attacked
But I'm sorry, you do have a point. While you're at it, you could go put conditioner in your hair, because it takes a minute
Or put on some makeup. Got to look good when you're getting shot at in space. And it only takes a minute!
Oh, and don't forget those nails! Got to look real nice and manicured so when they find your body they'll be compelled to engage in necrophilia. IT ONLY TAKES A MINUTE

>> No.13696198
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>>13696193
Little Recruit is being hysterical. Little Recruit will sleep in Anya's bed tonight.

>> No.13696200

>>13696198
I-bu- Fine

>> No.13696202

>>13696200
Anya will teach you that there is always time to look good.

>> No.13696207

>>13696202
But Commander, when you're being attacked

>> No.13696210

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mdl67r29tQA

I want to read this human children to make them scared of Mamono

>> No.13696213

>>13696207
The last known survivor is watching us all with the eye of the tiger. Does this not tell you Anya survived?

>> No.13696218

>>13696213
But Commander!

>> No.13696220

>>13696218
No more buts, or the Commander's butt will make Little Recruit's face its new seat.

>> No.13696223

>You send your monster daughteru to a newly integrated school
When you come to pick her up at the end of the school day, you witness her teacher backhanding her and muttering that she's an animal and belongs in a cage
How many years are you spending in prison?

>> No.13696224

>>13696220
F-Fine. Not my fault a bunch of Earthnoids are as smart as a bag of asteroids anyhow

>> No.13696225

>>13696223
Depends. You'd be surprised the lengths a father will go to beating a person with a metal bat until they're unrecognisable and hiding the body with the evidence and leaving no fingerprints or a speck of DNA behind
I'm going to miss the bat though. Good home security

>> No.13696229

>>13696223
None, you can't lock up Asura, who will be the one blamed for what happened on that day.

>> No.13696230

>>13696224
You say that, yet Cher Aznable is a Wurm.

>> No.13696231

>>13696223
I call her a bitch and report her to the principal. If that doesn't work then I punch her if she does it again.

>> No.13696233

>>13696223
>Depriving your daughteru of your presence
>Not going Secret Window on her ass and getting away with murder.

Amateur.

>> No.13696237

>>13696223
None. I have a kid to raise. Work the body and limbs, only go for the face to finish it. That teacher'll be in pain; cracked ribs, heavy bruising, maybe a broken nose, but they'll live. And I know this tanuki who's an amazing defense attorney.

>> No.13696239

>>13696229
Asura starts getting letters summoning him to court and pestered by cops everywhere he goes
>Finds out you're the cause

NOW YOU FUCKED UP!

>> No.13696241
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13696241

Whacher pleashure suh?

>> No.13696245

>>13696241
Sorry I didn't catch that.

>> No.13696246

>>13696239
>he finds out I did it for my daughter
>brofist from Asura
>get an immediate and permanent badass boost
Went better than expected.

>> No.13696247

>>13696241
I want to pull on her horn and lead her around like that.

>> No.13696250

>>13696246
This depends on a very concise explanation on your part. You may also need to be able to tank a hit or two regardless.

>> No.13696251

>>13696246
>Brofist tears you apart molecule by molecule

You know he's called The Destructor?

>> No.13696253

>>13696251
Tears me apart and remakes me better than ever.

>> No.13696254

>>13696241
I'd drink that sake, among other things.

>> No.13696256

>>13696253
>This nigga

Creation is not one of his powers.

>> No.13696257
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13696257

>>13696241
Rum, please. Served up on the cutest Dragon you have.

Oh, and miss? You may want to take a moment to clean yourself up. Your kimono is slipping off, and you're looking a little tipsy.

>> No.13696258
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13696258

See this, what do?

>> No.13696260

>>13696258
Not my problem

>> No.13696261

>>13696256
It is if he uses the proper breathing technique to get oxygen in his muscles and PUNCHES HARDER!

>> No.13696262

>>13696258
Wait patiently to be ravished by the soon-to-be Fallen Angel. Sh'e just finished transforming. She'll be hungry for mana. And I have plenty to share with her.

>> No.13696263

>>13696258
Spam magic, I ain't going near that black goop.

>> No.13696264

>>13696257
>rum served up on the cutest Dragon you have
Anon, mixing rum and Dragons? I like you.

>> No.13696265

>>13696258
Is that rape slime or dark matter?
If it's rape slime and I'm alone I can do j would watch helplessly. If with sandworm waifu then we scoop her up really quickly. If it's dark matter then I jump in for MAMONOMANA if with waifu then we do the same thing.

>> No.13696269

>>13696257
There's a limit to how much of a faggot you can be. Dragons aren't even that great.

>> No.13696270

>>13696258
Call the proper authorities to ease my conscience then, knowing full well they won't arrive in time, wait to acquire fallen angel as >>13696262
lined out. Looks like she fell from the sky, clearly this was meant to be.

>> No.13696272

>>13696265
Periods and commas, use them.

>> No.13696273
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13696273

Guys, help. I've got the last 300~ words of an update written, but I need to get like 700 more between that and where I last left off. How does one fill in gaps?

>> No.13696276

>>13696272
,.O,.K,.

>> No.13696277

>>13696262
>Not wanting to corrupt her yourself

Terrible.

>> No.13696279

>>13696273
Meth.

>> No.13696281

In Soviet Russia you rape Monster Girl.

>> No.13696283

>>13696273
Filler

>> No.13696284

>>13696281
So Soviet Russia is full of Alices? Is Russia Wonderland?

>> No.13696285
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13696285

>>13696120
One last thing, and I'm done.
Though technically not monstergirls, mention must be made of the enigmatic group known as the Enclave. Descendants of Pre-War government and Paladins from the same world the Monstergirls emerged from, the Enclave is a group dedicated to the continued survival and purity of the human race in the wasteland. Men in the Enclave are expected to stay in enclave bases and impregnate female members who are not on combat duty, as well as scientific research and other non-combat duties. The women of the Enclave on the other hand, hold leadership roles and form the entirety of the Enclave's military force, if one ignores robots such as Eyebots. Obsessed with control and keeping men in their territory, the Enclave ironically tends act very similarly to monstergirls, kidnapping and raping men to keep themselves from dying out. Even more ironic is despite their obsession with purity, many of them have unknowingly mutated into monstergirls due to demonic energy and the lust generated from their rape of captured men. Feared by wastelanders above all other members of the Enclave is Francisca Horrigan, a power armored Oni feared for her incredible strength and incredible lust.
I would've kept her a super mutant, but I don't think anyone's written anything about those yet.

>> No.13696287

>>13695966
>Anubis
Yes.

>Spacesuit design accomodating for MEATY PAWS
Damn, yes.

>Hot as hell art
YES.

>Zero gravity
DICK HAS TRANSCENDED DIAMONDS.

ANONLICH, THIS IS A GOOD THING YOU'VE DONE.

>> No.13696288

>>13696276
No, if you want your posts to be intelligible garbage, keep doing what you were doing.

>> No.13696289

>>13696273
Dicks

But in all seriousness. Try adding detail. If it's an important scene, don't be afraid to draw it out (within reason) with description or dialogue. Otherwise, just work on progression. A story only needs to be as long as it takes to tell a story. If you can't tell anymore, move it along.

>> No.13696291

>>13696241
I don't drink, so why is the image of onis pouring sake and shit all over their deliciously soft bodies so damn appealing to me?

>> No.13696292

>>13696281
So the world became Russia? Oh well, at least I get a 20% badass increase.

>> No.13696293

>>13696291
Because she wants you to lick it off her anon.
Are you going to take her offer? And then her?

>> No.13696294

>>13695966
Oh sweet baby Jesus, I'm becoming a spehhsman.
>>13696289
I'll just recycle something old and pretend it's new.
>>13696291
Because even if you don't drink, you can still lick.

>> No.13696295

>>13696285
I'd rather be captured by a random wasteland monstergirl then the enclave.

>> No.13696296

>>13696273
Make your scenes more detailed. Set a scene.

Possibly introduce a character for foreshadowing when they become more relevant.

Alternatively a very brief filler scene that foreshadows something so it doesn't look like you pulled it out of your ass when it becomes relevant later.

Or change perspective to some other characters that are established in your story.

Have your characters do some activity as they're chatting away. This is an effective away to kill two birds with one stone as the activity can be relevant or just add flavour.

>> No.13696297
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13696297

>>13696287
>You will never get to have zero-g buttsex with your Anubis in impossible positions
Why even live

>> No.13696298

>>13696295
But the Enclave is your sister, your aunt, your neighbor. Don't you want to bang them?

>> No.13696302

>>13696297
That's an Anubutt I can get behind.

>> No.13696303

>>13696298
They're scary, and they won't love me.

>> No.13696305

>>13696285
Top kek. I love the whole juxtaposition of it all, wouldn't mind getting captured just so I can laugh about it later. Will you being doing other factions like the brotherhood of steel?

We need super mutants

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13696306

>"Kyaa~ I don't really feel comfortable doing this, but, I feel safe with you, Anon.

>> No.13696308

>>13696285
Enclave is best, I followed my president's orders and did what had to be done. President Jenna Henrietta Eden best

>> No.13696309

>>13696306
I'd rather not think about this.

>> No.13696311
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13696311

>>13696305
COME HERE AND GIVE GRANDMA SOME SUGAR!

>> No.13696314
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13696314

I still want a dominating and slightly yandere kiki to cut my tendons with a bolt cutter so her master never runs too far from her love and affection.

>> No.13696316

>>13696298
>Mother
Hell no!
>Sister
She tried
>Aunt
Not since she got smaller cans

Oh you meant monstergirls! Sure, all of them.

>> No.13696319

>>13696287
Thank you for saying so. I quite agree.

>> No.13696321

>>13696298
>Sister: single mother obsessed with making her son gay
>Aunt: uncle developed schizophrenia and instead of trying to help him, she changed the locks while he was at work and told everyone he was an alcoholic who walked out on her
>Neighbor: A Haitian man

Uh, no thanks, Anon.

>> No.13696323

>>13696306
I am going to beat you with rocks.

>> No.13696324

>>13696293
Yes and yes.

>> No.13696325

>>13696314
>cut my tendons with a bolt cutter
Nope.

>> No.13696329

>>13696316
>>Sister
>She tried
Storytime pls anon.

>> No.13696330

>>13696314
That's not slightly yandere, that's full-yan.

Slightly yandere would restrain you and could scarcely even dream of harming their beloved.

Even a "slightly yandere" monster that would resort to that would at least have a three strikes system before trying that.

>> No.13696331

>>13696314

OK. You can have that. All to yourself. Aren't you lucky?

>> No.13696334

>>13696285
I remember when we sorta did something like this, Three Dog was a Cerberus and Eden was Jane Henrietta Eden

>> No.13696340

>>13696323
#1: How do you beat a slime with rocks?
#2: How do you end up not ejaculating into her?

>> No.13696344

>>13696329
I don't remember much with her, she was subtler in her methods. Until one day she came into my room, took something from me, I don't remember what, made me chase her to her room and put whatever it was in her panties and told me to get it, spreading her legs.

>> No.13696345

So, I wrote a thing. It's about a man and his were-cat wife who get a surprise in the will of his brother.
http://pastebin.com/kzRmUpWC
I know it starts off a bit heavy, but it's just to set the plot up for when I do more updates of cute later.
Comments and criticism always welcome.

>> No.13696346

>>13696340
You anon. YOU.

>> No.13696347

>>13696345
B-but I can't write when I'm reading!

>> No.13696352

>>13696347
It is a bit long, you can save it for when you have a block or something.

>> No.13696356
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13696356

>>13696285
>>13696305
Y'know what? Fuck it, I've still got some steam in me. Three factions worth in fact.
In contrast to the the Enclave, the Sisterhood of Steel was forged from the descendants of Pre-War military and various independent Knight families, and follows a different philosophy. Rather than preserving the purity of the human race, the Sisterhood is obsessed with finding and preserving the technology and knowledge of the old world. The Sisterhood believes that if they amass enough, they will be able to lead a conquering army across the wastes and rebuild society by force. Heavily isolationist, every member of a specific Sisterhood outpost is considered family, and when it comes time to populate a new outpost, members from several different outposts are sent to prevent inbreeding. Unlike the Enclave, men are allowed to serve combat roles, and monstergirls are allowed to be members, though the Sisterhood holds a particular hatred of Super Mutants and Wasteland Ghouls.
>Author's note: It should be noted that not all outposts behave this way. An outpost stationed in the Capital Wasteland is much more open to outsiders, and is more dedicated to protecting the Capital Wasteland rather than hoarding technology. They're also willing to recruit new members from outside.

>> No.13696357

>>13696352
And leave you hanging?

>> No.13696358

>>13696340
Beat your genitals against a pile of rocks until you become incapable of every ejaculating again.

>> No.13696360
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13696360

>>13696325
Would you rather a series of elaborate and unfortunate events that accumulate into Having your foot amputated in a car accident so you never walk or stray away from her?

>> No.13696361

>>13696308
>Listening to what Eden has to say.
I hope you like dying from modified FEV in the water.

>> No.13696363

>>13696357
It's probably not as good as your stuff anyway Alp.

>> No.13696366

>>13696347
>He doesn't use his funnels to write for him while he devotes half his attention to reading

Look at this pleb and laugh.

>> No.13696368

>>13696223
None. Teacher just goes missing. What a coincidence that I have work out of state at around the same time too. Funny how fate works.

>> No.13696369
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13696369

>>13696363
Fucking how?

>> No.13696370

>>13696256
>This nigga
You think creation is gonna say no to motherfucking Asua?

>> No.13696371

>>13696360
Why can't she just mindbreak me into a tickleslut or something? I'm no fan of mutilation.

>> No.13696372

>>13696356
Midwest>West>Capital Shits

>> No.13696375

>>13696258
Watch.

>> No.13696376

>>13696361
My robot will get me pure water and it had to be done for the advancement of America, Ones who will die from the Modified FEV needed to

>> No.13696377

>>13696369
I'm not creeper-kun if that's what you're thinking.

>> No.13696380

>>13696369
>He thinks we can't tell a mace from a flail
You look good, by the way

>> No.13696381

>>13696345
Line 28
>an older anubis in a black woman's suit
That means the suit belongs to a black woman. It should be women's suit.
>>13696380
>mace from a flail
What?

>> No.13696382

>>13696381
Ah, missed that. Thanks anon!

>> No.13696383

>>13696311
No
Lily's too good for us.

>> No.13696384

Good evening Anons, this is a public safety announcement from the MGC Bureau of Public Health.
Did you know that burning down the thread has been proven to cause delinquency in slamanders?
Please don't do that.
Good night everyone, have a great day.
Also, a dog days thing with jinkos, werewolves, and other MGs seems bitchen now.

>> No.13696386
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13696386

>>13696369
Oh my, she looks...kind...could I offer her something to appease her?

>> No.13696388

>>13696381
A mace from a flail.

>> No.13696390

>>13696384
I'd play basketball with a slamander.

>> No.13696392

>>13696388
What is this metaphor mean to convey?

>> No.13696394

>>13696392
meant*

>> No.13696396

>>13696392
Well if I have to explain the metaphor then it defeats the purpose of the metaphor
I'll let your imagination run wild. Good for the mind, y'know? Unless you go crazy
Which in that case, not my problem

>> No.13696400
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13696400

The patchmaster is a (monster) cat!

>> No.13696403

>>13696396
>Well if I have to explain the metaphor then it defeats the purpose of the metaphor
Not him, but those are jokes you're thinking about.

>> No.13696407

Is it bad that i have about 50 /mgg/ threads in my tabs that i have yet to read?

>> No.13696409

>tfw no Mantis twins to fall asleep with
Guess I'll sleep alone tonight.
Just like every other night.

>> No.13696411

>>13696403
So you're right
A mace and a flail are similar. Not really, but some people call a flail a mace. But these same people call a mace a mace
Then again, in all honesty I didn't really think this through and a better metaphor would've been mace from a mace

>> No.13696413

>>13696407
How the heck did you manage to get 50 /mgg/ threads?

>> No.13696414

>>13696409
I want pink, orchid mantis twins to nuzzle against me while they sleep.
I also want them to be slightly chubby so they are softer to snuggle.

>> No.13696415

>>13696396
>>13696403
>>13696411
This is just some new form of bullying, designed to keep me from recreating the homoerotic tensions between the MC and Andrea before the MC, in this case Craig, learns the other is a girl now. I'll just go read Nyanon's new thing.

>> No.13696418

Twin monstergirls who share you without your knowledge

>> No.13696419

>>13696411
By flail do you mean morningstar? It has been used as a name for flails, though historically morningstars are actually a big spiked mace and not flails.

>> No.13696420

>>13696415
Sometimes it's fun to bully you, Alpie. And I don't even like bullying
There's just something about you

>> No.13696421

>>13696420
Maybe it's my M aura.

>> No.13696422

>>13696419
That's what it was. See, I told you I didn't think it through. Constant nagging in my head saying that I'm wrong but I just ignored it
It can't be helped

>> No.13696423

>>13696407
That's like what, 130-180k+ replies to go through?

>> No.13696425

>>13696421
Maybe. Can't even consider myself an S due to my nature
But there's just something about you

>> No.13696427

>>13696345
>stuffed Black Dragon called Olivia
You cheeky fucker.

>> No.13696438

>>13696413
I'm usually busy, and the time i have on my computer is mainly comp gaming with my group back from high school
>>13696423
Bout so, i mostly skim just so i can see the greentexts that dont have pastebins...

>> No.13696440

>>13696438
Why do you need to go through 50 /mgg/'s?

>> No.13696445

>>13696440
It brings me dread to miss on what i could have read. And the fact of if it was something i would really like.

>> No.13696447

>>13696445
oh, and i have about 70 tabs open at the moment... only a small problem

>> No.13696448

>>13696445
But 50 threads dude
Wait, shit, we've gone through 50 threads on here since the move?

>> No.13696449

>>13696440

Let him immerse himself in MGs

>> No.13696451

>>13696345
Well, in conclusion: this shit feels real, you know? Like, these characters are more human than the cartoony, 80's teen movie shit I make. You've done a pretty good job with that. If you keep it up, you'll be just fine and dandy.

>> No.13696452
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13696452

>>13696356
I was wrong, I've just got one more left in me.
Caesar's Legion is perhaps one of the most reprehensible, vile, and cruel factions in the history of the wastelands. Formed by Edys Sallow, who took the title "Caesar" for herself, the Legion operates under one rule, Caesar's. Comprised of various tribes, raider clans, and bandit gangs, human and monstergirl alike, the Legion treats it's men even worse than the Enclave, keeping them as little more than sexual slaves for sating the lust of the troops or as the personal slave of a high ranking officer. To Caesar, men serve but one purpose: breeding. Caesar's desire is to conquer the wastes and destroy any technology her legion finds, and in doing so revitalize society and make it strong again, free from the "crutch" of technology. Though she was originally human, Caesar has long since transformed into a powerfu succubus, swaying countless tribes with her immense charisma. At her sides are her Spymaster, the Werewolf Vulpes, the captain of her guard and head torturer, the Apophis Lucia, and her mightiest warior, a giant of a woman named Lania. Lania's species is unknown due to her armor concealing her flesh, but she is huge, standing nearly two heads above everyone else.
>Author's Note #1: It seems there was once another Legate among Caesar's circle. A man named Joshua Graham. I have reason to believe that Caesar pined for him, but Joshua spurned her and was removed from the picture via immolation. Rumors among the legion of the continued survival of an individual they call "The Burned Man" implies that he may have survived.
>Author's note #2: The documents I've stolen and used for this entry make reference to yet another human man serving Caesar in the old days. A man named "Ulysses". He's only mentioned in one document, mentioning him as the leader of the "New Canaan campaign" but after that he vanishes. What happened to him?

>> No.13696472

>>13696448
actually more, cause once my internet went out when refreshing my browser and cleared my tabs which was about 28 i think threads.

>> No.13696477

>>13696297
>Grab handfuls of her flabby hips and use your arms to push and pull her around your dick
>She's clinging onto a railing with her back arched, wrapping her arms and legs around it and holding on for dear life
>You pull her off and both slowly float off into the middle of the room together
>She pulls out, grabs you and starts kissing deeply, momentum causing her messy hair to trail over and past your face
>The lack of gravity makes your heat and sweat stick to each other like a warm, slippery suit, perfect for her to grind her chest against yours
>You break the kiss, grabbing her thighs and "lifting" her until she's laying back perpendicular to you, asshole positioned over the tip of your member
>With a firm grip, you plunge back into that impossibly blissful tightness, jackhammering her in and out while she wraps her legs around your back for support
>Droplets of sweat are flying in every direction, she's stifling her pleasured screams with both paws while her huge breasts, buoyant and completely free from gravity, are bouncing back and forth with every thrust
>She tenses and arches her back as you empty your seed into her, feeling the muscles inside her anus clench to milk you dry
>She rides the orgasm, desperate for something to hold onto to ride out the sensation as her mind floats in bliss like her body
>When you're both recovered from orgasm, you pull out and hug her tightly
>She hugs you back, keeping her legs wrapped around you as you bring up your kness to cradle her ass
>The ventilation keeps you together in the middle of the room, falling asleep as you float and drift in each others' embrace

Sounds nice.

>> No.13696521

>>13696451
Alp, pls.

>> No.13696524

>>13696521
One of those shitty updates is coming today. I'll be in done with it two hours tops. You'll see how apt and valid those criticisms are.

>> No.13696528

>>13696524
Hey, don't push yourself to update

>> No.13696533

>>13696524
You said you won't update for a week or two. And then you updated Vertex and now this. You lying Alp!

>> No.13696535

>>13696533
>>13696524
It ain't good to lie, Alpie

>> No.13696538

>>13696528
>push yourself
I'm not pushing. I just got sidetracked by Nyan's adoption story.
>>13696533
>>13696535
Alp's word and all that. But next week another cousin of mine is getting married and I need to be far from home for that, so don't expect anything.
Unless Monday brings centipede

>> No.13696541

>>13696538
>next week another cousin of mine is getting married
>I have to go to a wedding the week after
Oh thank god. For a second I thought we were related

>> No.13696544
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13696544

>>13695817
Eh it's not all its cracked up to be

>> No.13696546

>>13696541
It's an intimate affair for only the closest circle, only 50 people.
>>13696544
Aww.

>> No.13696548

>>13696544
This cat's got it right. Step off the walls and keep your momentum.

>> No.13696550
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13696550

>>13696546

>> No.13696555

>>13696546
>It's an intimate affair
>50 people
Wow Alpie, I never took you for an orgy type of guy. What with being a hard M and all

>> No.13696559

>>13696524
Its true that your dialogue feels like something from a 50's cartoon, but otherwise you're pretty good.

>> No.13696560

>>13696555
What can I say, I love an audience. Now give me like 45 minutes to wrap this thing up.

>> No.13696564

>>13696477
Words cannot describe how much I want this.

>> No.13696565

>>13696477
Lewd/10, would read again and ask for more.

>> No.13696567

>>13696560
I'll give you 20, because I'm a cruel person
Also because I know you won't finish in time, and I like to see you squirm

>> No.13696573

>>13696550
>dirty apes can't even keep themselves clean
>>13696567
It's not like you can do anything to me if I fail.

>> No.13696578

>>13696573
I can laugh. Got the shades ready and everything

>> No.13696585
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13696585

>>13696550
"A cutie pie cheetah will never lick you clean"

What's the point?

>> No.13696604

I wrote something to keep my mind off of stuff and take a break from my other story and it got way out of hand.

>The monastery you were raised in was well known.
>Heroes were raised here, brought up from nobility and the orphans of peasantry alike.
>Kings would send their sons there to make them better men.
>Your father, a soldier-turned-farmer, wanted you to learn what it meant to fight.
>He was raised in a brutal world, filled with violence, where he had to fight viciously to survive.
>He felt you needed the skills to fight, but more than that, you needed reason, tempering, and will.
>So he sent you to the monastery, in hopes they would see the spark they looked for in young recruits and raise you into a man the world could be proud of.
>With a tearful farewell to your mother, your usually stoic father actually showing emotion to smile and tell you that you were destined for great things, you left behind your simple life.
>It was not easy.
>You did not only train for combat, you trained for whatever life could throw at you.
>You were taught to be the sword that would cleave the vile, the shield that would take the blows for the meek, and the hand that would reach out to any who would take it.
>Thus they made and your brother-inductees into a fine Paladin, of the Golden Hand.
>After long years, your training was complete.
>Immediately, you said goodbye to your friends and teachers, your brothers in arms and your second family, before setting off to do as much good as you could.
>As with most Paladins, even with your order's renown, you had to start small, solving simple issues and conflicts, occasionally having to engage in small amounts of nonlethal combat.
>Though willed and with your heart in the right place, your training had left you somewhat brutal and blunt, your steadfast confidence in your cause leaving you also stubborn in your ways.

>> No.13696608

>>13696564
>>13696565
Actually, damn. You know what I forgot to include? Her orgasming from the buttfucking, and squirting it right in your face for you to catch with your open mouth.

Maybe next time.

>> No.13696610

>>13696604
>Eventually, you were employed by a merchant's caravan.
>It was your first experience with monsters.
>Your order taught you to be weary of their kind, they were easily consumed by their passions, and prone to obsession.
>Though you were trained thoroughly for encounters with them, you were always warned that some had powers far beyond what a fledgling Paladin could withstand.
>She was a mercenary, a salamander, married to one of her subordinates.
>The others with the caravan were human, much to your relief.
>But she frightened you, her strange and inhuman parts made your mind reel, her extremely sexual nature and constant public displays of affection made you uncomfortable, and at times disgusted.
>You kept as much distance between you and the couple as possible.
>As the caravan traveled to far away reaches, more would join, while others left.
>Mainly other merchants would join in on with your band of travelers, sometimes more mercenaries would be hired, but occasion, a monster looking for adventure would join.
>Much to your displeasure, you were quite popular amongst some of them, your devotion to your cause and chaste nature left certain species absolutely drooling over you.
>You avoided monsters as much as you could.
>As you went farther from your homelands, and from major civilization, monsters became more common, as did the less savory of both monster and man.
>It was inevitable that a raid would occur somewhere along the route.
>Metal clashed, different species fought against each other, and you scrambled to protect all that you could.
>You even helped a few monsters, who promised obscene things for repayment.
>But one encounter stood out to you.
>She didn't reveal herself as a magic user until you rushed to save her.
>The cloths that wrapped her up came undone with a good slash from a bandit's blade, revealing for the first time her face and her fox ears.

>> No.13696613

>>13696610
>She unleashed a torrent of magic upon the banditry the likes of which you had never seen before.
>When the fight settled, and the caravan let out a breath of relief, you stormed up to the kitsune.
>The first words were of simple gratitude, the rest were blunt judgments on why she didn't help out sooner.
>Her response carried the overconfidence of nobility, saying she thought the mercenaries were competent enough to toss off rabble until her clothes were ruined.
>You were taught to help all you could, when you could. Going against this was a revolting display of greed to you, a spit in the face upon everything you stood for.
>You both argued harshly, flinging insults at each other long into the night before both of you felt too fatigued to drag it on any further.
>So begun your strange relationship with her.
>As the raids became more frequent, you would always demand she use her magic to help speed up the fight.
>She would always refuse, leaving you on your own in your crusade to protect the caravan while delivering justice to the raiders.
>But even through the bitterness between the both of you, monsters will be monsters.
>You noticed the flirting begun to become almost nonexistent at one point.
>Asking would give you one answer. "Did you fuck that fox yet?"
>The prospect was unfathomable to you.
>Yes, she was beautiful, but she was foreign, she was selfish, and she was, overall, a bitch.
>She felt much the same about you, calling you a brute, a stubborn idiot, and a suicidal maniac.
>As time went on your hate in each other only grew, as did everyone's cries of "Just jam it in her already," or "Rape him you pussy!"
>If anything, everyone's goading of romantic pursuits with her only seemed to make you hate her more.
>And as time went on, so did your skill in combat, and, as with most Paladins, so did your name and deeds.

>> No.13696616

>>13696613
>But out in uncivilized lands, that meant you were a prize for the strongest of barbarians and savages.
>Eventually, a massive horde came to claim your caravan.
>Everyone fought with a ferocity you haven't seen out of them before, struggling against all odds to survive through the insurmountable odds.
>You were covered in blood, struggling through the swathes of bandits, trying to find where the kitsune was so you could force her to use her magic and turn the tide.
>You found her hiding in a broken wagon with an arrow sticking out of her arm.
>She kicked and screamed as you dragged her out.
>She looked at your blood-covered form in horror as you screamed in her face to use her magic, to do something, anything!
>When your eyes came back into focus, you were somewhere you didn't recognize.
>Fear gripped your heart as you asked the kitsune what happened.
>She spoke with fear, and anger, and indignity, saying she teleported you all away from that hellhole.
>When she said that you punched her in the stomach with a gauntlet-covered hand.
>You screamed out, calling to the caravan, running into the woods.
>The kitsune choked out for you to stop as you wildly looked for your charges.
>You got good and lost in the woods, likely running in circles and screaming out for anyone you recognized.
>The kitsune eventually found you again, when a pack of feral werewolves ran screaming and bloodied from you.
>She called you a madman, shouting that you would surely have died if you stayed and fought, how you're risking death or worse right now crying out and attracting attention.
>You responded at least you would have died with honor.
>You argued for a long time, shouting at each other about the cruelest things both of you could think of.
>In those moments, you hated her more than anything you have ever hated before.
>When the stream of abuses subsided, you set about making a fire, setting up some form of camp, and getting the arrow out of her.

>> No.13696620

>>13696616
>The fire started, you both stared daggers at each other before you set out on your bloody work to get the arrow out.
>She screamed, and cried herself to sleep that night, resting on her tails.
>You stayed awake all night, keeping watch. You wouldn't have been able to sleep anyway.
>When she woke up that morning, you said you were leaving to find the caravan.
>She called you an idiot, and screamed that you'd never find civilization without her, the woods were too large, the area too dangerous.
>You said everyone was just fine without her help, and you would be now.
>Putting out the fire, you turned in the direction you thought the caravans were and walked.
>You don't know why she followed.
>You didn't speak at all that day. She tried to get you to talk, but you remained silent, the determination to find the charges you failed on your own overriding all else.
>That night you dropped into a sleep the moment you got a good fire going.
>The kitsune had to scream in your ears to make you wake up, and by then a good portion of the day was gone.
>It was at this point you asked where the caravan was. She didn't know.
>You continued to walk in the direction you thought they were in.
>Days passed like this, with barely any speaking through the thick woods, only campfires and small game to feed the both of you.
>The trees and animals seemed to grow more restless, and the kitsune more fidgety, as the full moon approached.
>You began to give up on finding the caravan. Right now, you've accepted you need to find a town before the full moon arrives.
>Once again, she refuses to use magic.
>At this point, you couldn't get any more upset with her.
>But both of your wills to keep up the quiet were breaking down, and the moon slowly waxing was only making the kitsune worse.
>Eventually you learned each other's full names.
>Her name was Kaori Fukakusa. She looked scared when she told you her name.
>You had difficulties pronouncing it, which made her laugh and sigh in relief.

>> No.13696624

>>13696620
>It made you wonder who she was, why she was afraid of saying her own name, and why she was so spoiled.
>The full moon was approaching soon. You had to stay up later and later to keep watch for what rustles in the bushes, and waits just out of sight.
>Even then, sometimes it's too much and you fall asleep, only to wake up with the sinking feeling someone is watching you.
>Kaori is acting a lot less harshly with you now, and you're directing less and less bitterness towards her.
>Perhaps it's the sleep deprivation.
>The moon is nearly full, and she sits close to you.
>She looks nervous, and stares at you when you move to tend the fire, yet when you look to her she can't meet your eyes.
>Finally, she speaks up.
>"Would you have died for me, if we were attacked?"
>You look at her, surprised. This was not what you expected from her.
>After a brief moment to reorganize yourself, you answer her with one simple word.
"Yes."
>"But why, why would you die for someone else, or for someone you hate?"
"Because I am a Paladin of the Golden Hand."
>"That doesn't answer the question, why would you die for those merchants and mercenaries, why would you die for me?"
"Because the world is a harsh place, and someone has to stand up for everyone."
>"You didn't stand up for the bandits."
"Sometimes, you can't help everyone. Sometimes you need to pick who deserves to live, and who has to die."
>You both go quiet after that.
>She falls asleep on your side. You stay up later than your usual.
>When you wake up, she's clinging to you. You had to pry her off of you twice, once in her sleep, and once when she was just barely awake.
>The second time you got her off of you she realized what she did and blushed brightly and moved away from you.
>That day you didn't talk much.
>But that night she was closer than ever.
>The moon shone full in the sky. The forest was almost entirely silent.
>For some reason, you weren't too worried.

>> No.13696626
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Starting at line 186, nothing but filler. Useless filler. Also it's been forever since I used this damn picture, so here it is.

http://pastebin.com/sVxjK6gF

>> No.13696628

>>13696624
>She brushed her tails against your armor and neck occasionally. She felt so nice.
>Slowly she got closer and closer to you, without you noticing until she pushed you to the ground, straddling you and staring you in your eyes.
>You couldn't look away from her, she was… entrancing.
>She maintained eye contact, and asked you a question.
>"What do you think of me?"
>You didn't know what to say.
>Your mind was ill-rested, addled with her feminine scents, marveling at how soft she was, lost in her deep eyes with her pupils dilated completely.
>You responded without thinking.
"I think you're beautiful"
>And then she pressed her lips into yours.
>She was wild, stripping off her clothes and unstrapping yours.
>You looked at her as she rode you, barely coherent, trying to count how many tails she had.
>You never got a definite number, but it was always more than you remembered seeing previously.
>She was your first.
>You both woke up in each other's arms.
>Both of you dressed and got to walking.
>You dared not break the quiet. You were scared.
>You didn't know what to do. The monastery didn't train you for this.
>That day, only about a half-hour of walking after getting up, you found a road.
> Kaori cheered. You were just happy to find some sign of civilization, and hopefully rest.
>You walked down the rode, you don't know for how long, before you arrived at a small town.
>You both looked like messes, but the populace welcomed both of you in with open arms.
>A decent bath in the stream, and you were just about ready to pass out.
>A young couple offered you a room, and you accepted as graciously as possible. The kitsune followed you.
>You slept curled up against each other.
>You woke up that night to her on you again, thrusting her hips against yours. She looked wild, her hungry eyes staring down at you before you exploded inside her, and drifted off again.
>When you woke up, she was gone.

>> No.13696632
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So /mgg/ how do you feel about Native Elf girls?

>> No.13696633

>>13696628
>You searched the town for her, but no one knew where she went.
>It hurt worse than you'd like to admit.
>Alone in a strange place, you did what all Paladins did.
>You looked for people to help.
>You started with odd jobs around the town, before moving off to do more difficult tasks, as a Paladin of your experience should.
>Eventually, you would be known around the local area. A fighter of bandits, a survivor of forests, a hero for the people.
>You lived a happy, if somewhat empty existence in this time.
>But it would not last.
>Men in strange armor tracked you down one day, and demanded you come with them.
>They looked to be from a far away place.
>When they told you it was about Kaori, you followed without much resistance.
>You traveled far, but you were not in a large caravan anymore, so you didn’t attract much attention.
>As well, the further you went, the more respect your escorts seemed to commandeer.
>Finally, you were brought to a grand and strange city, filled with food and culture you barely recognized and understood.
>All the way up the many steps you were lead, up to a grand palace.
>The men moved you through the halls and into a grand chamber, where an old kitsune sat, with Kaori sitting right beside her.
>The old kitsune looked at you with open disdain and hate.
>You stared back with confusion and caution.
>You asked what the meaning of all of this was.
>The younger kitsune stood and walked carefully to you, procuring something bundled and wrapped.
>She handed it off delicately to you, then walked back behind the old woman.
>When you looked down a sense of horror washed over you.
>She placed an infant into your arms.
>But that wasn't the worst part.
>Runes, brands, and seals trailed over the infant's body.
>You screamed out at them, demanding to know what the hell was going on.
>The old woman, her voice dripping venom, answered while Kaori watched on emotionlessly.

>> No.13696634

>>13696632
They call me Nibbles-On-Ears.

>> No.13696635

>>13696626
That wasn't 45 minutes at all. You lied! Again!

>> No.13696640

>>13696635
You only gave me 20, Lieutenant.

>> No.13696641

KC posted his usual tweet.

New MG imminent.

>> No.13696645

>>13696640
>He actually followed the 20 minutes
Thought, you were a bit over, but colour me impressed
Aren't you an obedient little son of a gun

>> No.13696651

>>13696633
>"Your illegitimate union with the Princess, and my daughter, has borne this family a bastard. We have no need for such a child here. Take her, and never come back."
>Your mind froze. Your daughter?
>You looked down at the infant in your arms. She was near motionless, barely breathing.
>You looked back at the fox women, rage taking over your face, and screamed out at them what the meaning of all of this was, what all the runes and marks where, why she was barely breathing.
>"We have removed all possibility that she will hold enough power to contest the throne."
>Were it not for the baby girl in your arms, you would have charged the woman.
>With a wave from the old Empress, the men who escorted you here moved in front of you, and demanded you leave the palace at once.
>You merely shouted at them, screamed at Kaori about how could she do this to her own daughter, about how anyone could be so terrible.
>Profanity spewed from your mouth as they seized you by your shoulders and dragged you out from the palace, shutting the massive doors behind you and leaving you alone, holding a baby, crying.

Well. Shit.
I do good? You all like it? Comments, criticism, or just calling me a faggot are all appreciated.
Pastebin here: http://pastebin.com/hDbE5Bpv

>> No.13696652

>>13696645
If you read until the end, you might see that the attitude carried over from the story to real life. Or vice versa.

>> No.13696653

>>13696608
>Her orgasming from the buttfucking, and squirting it right in your face for you to catch with your open mouth.
Glorious thought sir, very good.

>> No.13696658

>>13696626
Alp, I just want you to know that I find your presence here very comforting. No matter what writefags appear and vanish, you're always around. Thank you.

>> No.13696661

>>13696651
You're only a faggot for the cliffhanger.

>> No.13696666

>>13696641
I hope its another Eros faction MG. If only to make a story I'm attempting a bit easier.

>> No.13696668

>>13696658
>always around
Don't jinx it.

>> No.13696670

>>13696651
My feels anon. I need this to continue. Please?

>> No.13696672

>>13696658
This. I may bully you on occasion, for reasons I still don't understand, but you're good company
And somehow through all the hardships, you stick around. You've grown thicker skin. Though you still need to grown some more. That I'll give you credit

>> No.13696680

>>13696651
Please tell me his family especially his daughteru turn out fine.

>> No.13696681

>wanting more brown humans
Chaos demons a go go

>> No.13696684

>>13696658
>>13696672
Alp Internet Defense Squad please.

>> No.13696686

>>13696684
Literally nothing wrong with defending Alps.

>> No.13696689
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13696689

How do you feel about "true" Scyllas?

>> No.13696691

>>13696686
Alps play Batman games while seven and six year old kids watch. That's awful.

>> No.13696694

>>13696689
I won't stick my dick in the wolves' mouths, but otherwise I'm fine with them.

>> No.13696696

>>13696689
I kind of like that one because you can fuck her exactly like a human, and mostly ignore the animalistic features, she has human legs instead of tentacles and everything. Don't ask me to stick my dick in the back though.

>> No.13696697

>>13696651
You're a faggot for not writing more.

>> No.13696710
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>>13696694
Reasonable.
>>13696696
You're boring.

>> No.13696712

>>13696314
Don't get too many ideas from Steven King.
Cujo

>> No.13696716
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13696716

Hey, hey, hey, where all da cute boyz at?

>> No.13696718

>>13696716
not here lol ;_;

>> No.13696721

>>13696718
Then who will she use her new Jizzinator gun on?

>> No.13696724

>>13696710
What's the point of giving her two pussies? Who wouldn't just choose the human one every time?

>> No.13696739

>>13696716
Deys all off on da waaagh, boss!

>> No.13696740

>>13696710
I need this uncensored

>> No.13696753

>>13696710
If you removed that whole dog half she'd actually look super cute

>> No.13696760
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Wendigo!
...What the shit?

>> No.13696764

>>13696760
Supposed to have a kind and gentle demeanor.
And that thing behind her may or may not be her husband.

>> No.13696765

>>13696764
>>13696760
Is "Pseudo-Monster Bestiality" the new thing KC's onto?

God I hope so it's totally my fetish.

>> No.13696772
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>>13696760

>>13696765
Apparently.
I assume you mean monster on female only

>> No.13696777

>>13696760
>>13696772
Wha- I mean, there's a different take on the Wendigo

>> No.13696778

>>13696760
MEIN COCK!

>> No.13696780

>>13696760
>>13696764
Also, that doesn't mean that an unmarried Wendigo is just that little loli. They always have a huge figure like that looming behind them, KC merely stated that they look different for married and unmarried wendigos. Hence why I brought up the possibility.

>> No.13696785

>>13696760
>>13696772
>Those hands from behind
I'm super lost as to who's who here

>> No.13696789

>>13696772
>Spoiler
Yes.

>
今回の更新は「ウェンディゴ」
変わった姿の魔物ですが、どうやら未婚と既婚の個体で大きく姿が異なり、画像は既婚の個体らしいです。
旅人が雪山を彷徨っていると、ふと誰かに付けられている様な気配と声が聞こえる事があるそうです。
振り向いても誰も居ないのですが、その正体はこのウェンディゴなんだとか…。
彼女達も前回のマインドフレイアの様に変わった生態を持ち、その出自も含めて謎の多い魔物娘みたいです。

>GT Foo
>This update "Wendigo"
It is a demon of unusual appearance, but apparently different big figure in the unmarried and married individuals, the image seems to individuals married.
When the traveler is wandering the snowy mountains, it is suddenly so sometimes hear the sign and the voice, such as are attached to someone.
Do not stay anyone even turned around, but its identity is Toka'm this Wendigo ....
Girls also have an ecology that has changed in the way of the previous mind Freya, it wants many demon daughter of a mystery, including its origins.
>The image seems to be individuals married
Unf.

>>13696780
Indeed, that is what it seems to say.
Perhaps the big cloak bit is a part of the Wendigo herself, and the hands and what I'm going to presume is a giant unseen dick pumping her full of cum are the husband?

Like her husband joins with her "Cloak" and...fuck, I dunno. Guess we'll have to wait and see if a full and proper translation clears it up?

>> No.13696796

>>13696765
I want him to stop

>> No.13696797

>>13696760
>>13696772
..right.

>> No.13696798

>>13696760
>>13696772
Doesn't seem that long ago since mindflayer.

People have been wanting Wendigo for ages though so glad to see it happen, she's adorable.

>> No.13696799

>>13696789
Wait, is it that unmarried and married Wendigos appear different to viewers, or that Wendigos appear differently to married vs unmarried viewers?

>> No.13696801

>was expecting chaos demons to be fear-boner inducing monstrosities
>they're just usual tame as hell MGE designs except with a gimmick where they turn their husbands into monsters against their will
fuck off KC

>> No.13696802

>>13696760
His profiles are getting lewder and lewder.
>bits of cum on the mindflayer
>Rivers of it falling from the wendigo's twat

>> No.13696806

>>13696760
I am having conflicted feelings

>> No.13696807

>>13696801
>expecting anything but cosplay tier with weird fetishes from MGE
You were just setting yourself up for disappointment

>> No.13696810

>>13696799
Do I look like I read Japanese? I just threw it into GT, which can't grammar for fuck. So who knows. We'll have to wait for the guy at MGR to throw money at his translator.

>>13696801
I still don't get it. Not wanting Monster Boys around on principle of not wanting to compete for MGs with them, nonsensical as it is, I can at least understand. But why would becoming one be "Unwilling" if you're already married to one? I'd be totally fine with it personally. Unless she did it constantly and seemingly in favor of my more normalized form, in which case I'd start to take insult and probably develop a complex and insecurities relating to it.

Every now-and-again though would be fine. Spice things up. Like an infrequently used toy.

>> No.13696815

>>13696797
Ideas already? Do tell.

>> No.13696817
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>>13696807
My favourite cosplay tier

>> No.13696822

>>13696810
>Unless she did it constantly and seemingly in favor of my more normalized form
Except that's totally what they do. Mindflayer prefers fucking you in squid form over fucking you as a human.

>> No.13696824

>>13696772
>>13696760
I hope artists in future can distinguish the nice long tail coming out from the loli Wendigo.

This image is a little bit deceptive. Can someone edit out the big guy so we won't confuse people later?

Also because I think I'd prefer an unmarried wendigo to a married wendigo.

>> No.13696826

What would you rather encounter in a blizzard, a yeti or a wendigo?

>> No.13696827

>>13696817
To be fair, once you pull her husband off of her, you're basically just left with a purple skinned girl in a dress. The head tentacles are her only real monster feature.

>> No.13696832

>>13696826
Wendigo's are scary as shit, and I don't want to be cuddled to death.

Yuki-Ona's and icedere's are useless. I rather freeze to death.

>> No.13696833

>>13696822
Uh, what? It never says that anywhere.

You need to quit making things up to justify your anger at things anon.

>> No.13696834

>>13696824
Well see, there's the thing, we don't know what an unmarried Wendigo looks like. It might just be the loli part only, or it might still be something quite monstrous.

>> No.13696836

>>13696827
Well the spider girls sure as shit aren't cosplay

>> No.13696838

>>13696826
Yeti definitely.

>> No.13696840

>>13696833
>Of course they do it in human form as well, but while they are fine with being teased by a squid in front of other people, they're shy about doing it with their husband in human form in front of others, and for some reason, it seems they try to hide it.

>> No.13696841

>>13696836
>Implying they're not giant evil spiders wearing the torso of a girl as a hat

>> No.13696842

>>13696826
Assuming wendigo results in me becoming a cloak of frost resistance, that

>> No.13696845

>>13696826
A Yentigo.

>> No.13696846

>>13696840
That doesn't say they prefer the squid form at all

>> No.13696847

>>13696834
>It might just be the loli part only
I hope it's that. I don't wanna fuck her with some big guy always behind her.

>> No.13696848

>>13696847
You get to be the big guy, Anon.

>> No.13696849

>>13696772
>>13696760
KC has gotten into some scary dark shit, because that thing behind her is a real monster.

>Imagine the ever lasting darkness and cool wind breeze that resides inside that thing once the windigo lays on top of you.
>A long hollow echo is the only thing you hear as you go to sleep.

>> No.13696854

>>13696848
Yeah but I'd want to fuck her as a human too. Mostly because that thing behind her looks fucking hideous and I would not want to turn into something like that.

>> No.13696856

>>13696760
>loli with a tent for privacy
L-lewd...

>> No.13696857

>>13696849
That thing behind her is you

>> No.13696859

>>13696854
>and I would not want to turn into something like that.
It'll probably be reversible just like the mindflayer
>not wanting to become winter

>> No.13696860

>>13696840
As >>13696846 says.

That just says that they're fine with Squidibitionism play, but prefer to do it with him in human form in private. It's quite adorable really. Gap Moe and all that.

>>13696856
See, that's what I'm thinking. The cloak itself is part of the Wendigo, but it's empty if she's unmarried.

Lewd Ensues inside.

>> No.13696867

>>13696856
>being trapped in a wendigos tent with a yeti
BONER, YES!

>> No.13696868

>>13696760
The fuck?

>> No.13696869
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>>13696867
>Wendigo Yeti threesome

>> No.13696874

>>13696760
KC can you stop turning the males into monsters please?

>> No.13696879

>>13696874
I think he wants to make things more interesting than "lol you turn into an incubus" without making monster boys.

Dunno if this is the right direction.

>> No.13696886

>>13696879
Personally, I like it.

I know a very vocal portion of this thread will not, and it's gonna show once we're in more proper daylight hours. And then again when a translation hits.

>> No.13696890

>>13696772
>Loli Wendigo
God fucking damn it.

>> No.13696891

>>13696772
>Loli Wendigo
Oh yes!

>> No.13696892

>>13696886
Really no matter what KC does, there will be a shitstorm.

Each monster corresponds to a fetish and some people like monsters fucking girls.

>> No.13696896

>>13696879
I'm ok with a few of these for the people with this fetish, what I don't want him is to make this the rule for all the new girls from now on.

>> No.13696898

>>13696760
>>13696772
Tell me about the Wendigo. Why does he wear the monster suit?

>> No.13696903

>>13696896
Eh, it might get a background mention, maybe a segment in a future world guide or something, but otherwise, I doubt it'll go on too much longer.

He usually doesn't keep a running theme to his artwork and profiles more than 2-4 girls in a row, tops.

>> No.13696907

>>13696886
Somehow, someway, SOMEbody will get mad at this.
Watch. I don't know how, but I can tell you, it will still be annoying as hell.

>> No.13696910
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13696910

>"cosplay tier"
>"no personality"
>"she probably eats her husband"

There's never not an argument.

>> No.13696913

>>13696772
I hope an unmarried wendigo doesn't look TOO different.

>> No.13696917

>>13696910
Well, those first two are fairly valid. Most people even draw her without the bug abdomen to make her more cosplay.

>> No.13696918

>>13696910
I'd cuddle that scosplay tier bug with no personality as she suckles on one of my fingers.

>> No.13696921

>>13696772
I wanted the Wendigo to be the big girl not a loli god fucking damn it.

>> No.13696922

>>13696867
Too fluffy for me.

>> No.13696924

>>13696922
What if it was a glacies instead?

>> No.13696925

>>13696918
I'd play with her big bug butt.

>> No.13696926

>>13696924
Threesome in a fluffy icebox? Quaint.

>> No.13696929

>>13696910
>>13696917
What annoys me more is that no one ever draws her with the wings she presumably has.

>> No.13696931

>>13696815
nope. still got nothing. waiting for thread to have another strike of genius and come up with something with her.

>> No.13696935

>>13696931
Werewolf and wurm building a snowman around the wendigo.

>> No.13696939

>>13696910
Post the scary face version with the smile.

>> No.13696941

>>13696874
I actually like the idea of being a squid dildo.

>> No.13696942

>>13696941
More power to you. I like the tentacle potion more, you can't not have fun with that many appendages.

>> No.13696945

>>13696931
Futa wendigo fucking the monster.

>> No.13696947

>>13696945
Anon, what did I tell you about going for the low hanging fruit?

>> No.13696948

>>13696942
I kinda dislike the heavy amounts of tentacles on male MGE features

>> No.13696951

>>13696948
I just dislike tentacles.

>> No.13696952

>>13696945
>the monster
It's actually just some kind of kinda-living cloak apparently

>> No.13696953

>>13696948
So just don't go inna the Demon Woods.

>> No.13696955

>>13696953
Even then, if all the KC-approved novels are any indication, monster girls really seem to enjoy summoning up demonic energy tentacles and making them molest both them and you while you fuck.

>> No.13696957

>>13696948
>tentacles on male
This is the one thing i'd like to avoid. I fear that i'll become an alp instantaneously.

>> No.13696977

Apparently the Monster Girl Encyclopedia II book release will feature unmarried Mindflayer and Wendigo illustrations.

>> No.13696986

>>13696957
Do you like girls? Are you not a faggot?

If yes, then I don't think it's possible to become an alp, no matter what happens.

>> No.13697003

>>13696772
Okay so, Wendigo.
An "unmarried" wendigo is basically always inside of her cloak, mostly obscured by shadows, which pretty much completely hides what she actually looks like. Her face, inside of the cloak, looks a little like the face of the thing behind her (or perhaps something like Taokaka). And no, there aren't only loli Wendigos.

>> No.13697005

>>13697003
Actually, no, wait, I think I completely misinterpreted that.
Here's KC's description of an unmarried Wendigo.

フードで完全に身体は隠れていて、大きさはフード含めて普通の少女並、顔はよくある目元が真っ黒な影になっている感じで見えず、フードに穴が開いて角だけ出てるって感じでしょうか。 挿絵にするには地味なので既婚のほうが挿絵になった様です!

>> No.13697007

>>13696772
Anyone think those dark bits at the bottom of the cloak look like feet?

>> No.13697008

>>13696986

Sweet. I hope he gets around to updating older profile pictures after that.

>> No.13697013

>>13697003
>there aren't only loli Wendigos.
Sweet, i could have my dose Ara Ara~.

>> No.13697015

>>13697003
>And no, there aren't only loli Wendigos.
Tall onee-san Wendigo? I could get behind that.

>> No.13697016

>>13697013
>>13697015

Sorry, but I think I might be wrong on that. Wait for a proper translation.

>> No.13697024

>>13697016
Nope, too late, already imagining myself being swept up and snuggled by a wendigo as tall as her cloak.

>> No.13697027

>>13697024
>wendigo that's too big for her cloak

>> No.13697033

>>13697027
>The big scary face at the top of the cloak keeps trying to lean over to peek over her shoulder and see what's going on
>She always tugs the cloak back on over her head to keep try and keep herself shielded from the snow

>> No.13697042
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13697042

What'cha doing nerds?

>> No.13697045

>>13697042
Browsing slimegirl pictures for inspiration.

>> No.13697053

>>13697042
Playing Endless Space

>> No.13697055

>>13697042
Planning stories for later.

>> No.13697064

>>13697053
Sheredyn master race.

>> No.13697076

>>13697064
Yeah about that

http://i.imgur.com/FLBafjf.jpg

>> No.13697078

>>13697042
Playing Total War and becoming Miritary rurer of arr Japan.

>> No.13697081

>>13695804
I think i've read this before. If not something really similar.

>> No.13697087

>>13697081
You have read it before, I didn't mean to pose it as something new, some one just asked for it, because I wasn't sure how you guys would take to actual fanfiction.

>> No.13697090

>>13697042
Playing Endless Legend

>>13697053
My niggest of niggas.

>> No.13697099

>>13696760
I'd thought that hand behind could be some sort of magic/DE projection, but the cum flowing out likely means the picture follows Mindflayer's idea mostly and that's supposed to be her big darling. Meh.

>> No.13697113

I want to use a Harpy's Naivety to make her think guys like big girls and have a big fat Harpy to cuddle!

>> No.13697116

>>13697113
But then she won't be able to fly!

>> No.13697117

>>13697113
>Making your harpy unable to fly

The only monster here is you.

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>>13696939
This one?

>> No.13697119

>>13697116
Not unless someone plant their hands under her fat rear and gives her a boost up.

>> No.13697120

>>13697113
I want a big fat lazy Chesire Cat who'll bully me into making m her little boytoy servant!

>> No.13697127

>>13697120
I want a skinny Cheshire to tease me and call me "fatboy".

>> No.13697130

>>13697120
I want a fat chesire to pin me down with her body and lick my hair and ears with her tongue, knowing I can't knock her off

>> No.13697133

>>13697120
I want to suck a loli Cheshire's dick!

>> No.13697137

Big Fat Cat Tats >>> Itty Bitty Kitty Titties

>> No.13697138

>>13697137
says you.

>> No.13697142

>>13695999

>Still caring about Anya at all

>> No.13697143

>>13697137
Agreed.

>> No.13697144

>>13697138
I'd rather a big soft cat to cuddle then a tiny skinny skeleton that I have to explain to my neighbors is "Totally legal"

>> No.13697147

>>13697144
Anon, this is MG-land, you don't gotta explain shit. Lolis can be soft too.

>> No.13697148

>>13697144
Luckily, you don't have to worry about either happening. Ever.

>> No.13697150

>>13697137
Big Fat Kitty Cock > *

>> No.13697153

>>13697148
You'll see, we'll get our soft Cheshire's someday.

>> No.13697155
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>>13696360

>> No.13697156

I want a big fat Chesire to face sit on me

>> No.13697161

>>13697156
I want to call a big fat Cheshire a meme waifu.

>> No.13697163

>>13697161
Anon just because you personally don't like a girl doesn't make her a meme. You can't just throw buzzwords at something to make it go away.

>> No.13697164

>>13697116
>>13697117
Papi was able to Carry Miia whose probably 5X heavier than she is
I think a Fat Harpy will be fine

>> No.13697165

>>13696626
>More Andrea content

Finally!

>> No.13697166

>>13697133
Tiny Cheshire peen sounds nice.

>> No.13697167

>>13697163
Cheshires are meme waifus though.

>> No.13697169

>>13697167
What MGs are not meme waifus?

>> No.13697171

>>13697042
Watching Ninja Slayer

>> No.13697172

I want to try and princess carry Chubby Alp Senpai, and just when I think I can a fat Chesire teleports on top of me, making me fall down!

>> No.13697175

>>13697172
Please go and stay go

>> No.13697176

>>13697116
>>13697117
Now I want a monster girl version of this

http://i.imgur.com/SJsHpZQ.png

>> No.13697179

>>13697169
Anything not Cheshires, Manticores, Anubutts and Alps.

>> No.13697180

>>13697175
There is literally nothing wrong with Chubby Alp Senpai

>> No.13697182

>>13696386
>Bastion's_food_items.jpg

>> No.13697183

>>13697172
We'll never be able to have plump Alps without this Chubby Alp Senpai thing coming up, are we?

>> No.13697186

What do you guys think Holstaur milk is like? Because I had some freshly made vanilla ice cream the other night that by the time it got to me was already slightly melted, it was still pretty thick and sweet as fuck. Chocolate is my usual favorite but that was the best ice cream I've ever had, probably only half as good as Holstaur milk though.

>> No.13697188

>>13697183
Nope, this is the future you chose.

>> No.13697191

>>13697179
Don't forget Kikis and Wurms

>> No.13697192

>>13696651
Goddamit anon. You better continue this.
He better raise her as a fine ass Paladin.

>> No.13697195

>>13697169
The only way to de-meme a monstergirl is to write good shit about her.

>> No.13697196

>>13697163
>You can't just throw buzzwords at something to make it go away.
Ha!

>> No.13697197

>>13697195
But then you become a meme writer and you get a name and then become singe handedly responsible for the death of these thread.

>> No.13697198

>>13697197
Not if you aren't a massive faggot.

>> No.13697202

>>13697197
It's fine if there are no dicks where they really don't belong.

>> No.13697203

It's your second visit to MGC's biggest theme park since you got a job in the city four months ago.
You were worried at first that all the rides would have names like Cumpump Mountain, but the place is actually fun.
A Lich's tower haunted house, roller coasters with sections where the tracks are invisible, and pin the tailpussy on the Alp.
Technically that wasn't a ride, but it was your favorite thing to do with the plush Manticore you bought at the gift shop.
Today you were standing in line for some promotion for a new dinosaur horror movie. Maybe it was a thriller, but either way it looked cool.
The park had set up an entire fake Jurassic Park to promote it, complete with dinosaur MGs. At least that's what they looked like. They were probably lizardgirls with disguise magic.
You'd been having fun watching a group of herbivores eating salad at a full dinner table inside their enclosure when you felt something sharp lightly prodding your back.
Great, another Alp out for revenge. You readied your Manticore and turned around.
"Hey."
Fuck, one of the girls had snuck up behind you while you were leaning against her cage.
Everything from her lithe frame to the way she eyed you with both hunger and curiosity made it clear she was supposed to be a raptor. The disguise spell was so good, you nearly believed it for a second.
"Can you believe I'm the only one in here? The rest of my pack are off getting manicures or something. Our claws need to be extra sharp to scare the guests."
You noticed she hadn't just been prodding you, she'd put one of her claws through your shirt. She was dragging you closer to the cage.
"But you aren't scared of me, right? I'm sure your waifu would protect you if I tried to hop the fence and pull you in here."
You don't have a waifu. She doesn't say anything, but she can tell. Her sharp smile grows wider.

>> No.13697208

>>13697203
Tell her that I'm an Alp and I have nothing she can rape of me.

>> No.13697211

>>13697203
Do the Chris Pratt pose!

>> No.13697212

>>13697203
>pin the tailpussy on the Alp
>masturbating an alp's tailpenis with a tailpussy

Why is this so arousing?

>> No.13697215

>>13697203
At this point you're trying to pull away from her, and she's not letting go of your shirt. You say it's good she's just acting! She's an actor pretending to threaten you.
At this she pressed her entire body up against the bars of the cage, nodding her head at the gathering of herbivores you were watching before you noticed her. They were now watching the both of you warily.
You hadn't read the brochure for this attraction very thoroughly, but the theme park itself was safe for human visitors. She couldn't really jump out of the enclosure cage thing and carry you in with her.
Could she? It looks like she's waiting for you to say something before she does, like she can't actually rape you. Just aggressively go through with it if you concent.
What do you say?

>> No.13697216

I want to impregnate my Kiki maid for the sake of being a wet nurse for my newborn Centaur daughteru! Then when my Centaur and Kiki daughterus grow up I want my Kiki daughteru to be the best friend my Centaur daughteru can ask for, being more than a loyal servant, a Half Sister to her!

>> No.13697217

>>13697203
I'd still try to lie about waifu, and something nasty like a Hellhound at that. Let's see if she wants to play Russian Roulette.

Also, since when did Lizard Girls become so rape-y? Threadcanon aside, they're still supposed to be civilized folks.

>> No.13697220

>>13697195
>Implying they won't impart a meme on to you

>> No.13697225

>TFW in /hbg/ Monster Girls consider you a meme husbando

>> No.13697227

>>13697225
They'd talk about bullying me so that I won't alp

I'd be the worst meme tier human boy

>> No.13697233

>>13696689
I think I would've preferred that over octopus girl.

I mean, why'd he even bother using that name?

>> No.13697234

>>13697217
>>13697211
>>13697208
I'm sorry anons, I should have added a [1/2] to that first post. She's either an actor or an actual raptor, but she isn't going to rape anyone. She will give someone who says yes the ride of their life though.

>> No.13697236

Monster Girl City or Monster Girl Academy? Which place do you want to die happily at?

>> No.13697239

>>13697236
Either or.

>> No.13697241

>>13697236
I'd rather go pseudo-medieval monstergirl world and go full High Fantasy.

>> No.13697242

>>13697225
I hope some monstergirls defend me just like I do with them

>> No.13697248

>>13697087
We take it well, i've read various stories before. Aslong as it's decent people will enjoy it.
Oh and aslong as the writer actually finishes it. If there one thing people hate it's unfinished stories.

>> No.13697251

>>13697236
Probably the academy.
A mixed academy that always mixes humans and monsters as roommates.

>> No.13697255

>>13697212

Because it's forbidden love

>> No.13697260
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>>13696739

>> No.13697262

>>13697242
>The only Monster Girl who defends a meme human boy like you is chubby alp senpai

>> No.13697265

>>13697220
I would speak exclusively in memes until I was no longer meme tier. I would waifu someone who likes me anyway.

>> No.13697272

>>13697260
>Orc doing his job
>No annoying horny elf girl to bother him.
Life is suffering.

>> No.13697275

http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=51093386

I've always had a thing for human sized fairies, or at least ones that can use magic to make themselves bigger.

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>>13697212

>TFW being made to watch this scenario unfold, the Manticore overtaking the Alp easily enough
>It's like watching a lion overtaking a gazelle fawn
>The Alp's freaking out as the tailpussy snakes around and engulfs the arrow head of her lashing tail
>Manticore continues to smile as she easy tears the fabric of the Alp's pants off, she actually has risque lingerie on for a recently born Succubus deviant
>Her grin widens as she gives the Alp's clit a flick with one of her paw's digits, the pawpad rubbing against it fully
>Alp jerks her hips up with a "Hiiiyn!"
>Manticore leans forward and begins to nibble on the Alp's ears, telling her she's going to eat her fill
>Alp starts moaning, her hips gyrating as her pussy slickens, the Manticore's masturbating her tail in the fleshy lotus of the tailpussy
>Manticore grips the Alp's breasts and laughs, bouncing her up and down off her hips as her tailpussy continues to suck and suck, pleasuring the Alp beyond anything she's felt before
>Taking the Alp's chin in one paw and spreading her lower lips with two of her digits, the Manticore grins at you, telling you to "Get in there"
>End up licking the Alp's pussy while your Manticore compatriot continues to fondle and suck on her until white liquid begins jettisoning lewdly out of the tip of the arrowhead on her tail
>The Alp's face is flushed and she's breathing hard, her pussy lips engorged and pink, ready and receptive
>Manticore sits on the Alp in the 69 position, grinning at you
>Sits on the Alp's face and has her lick the Manticore as you begin to thrust into that moist and wet fuckhole, gripping you like a fleshy vise
>End up shooting the Alp full of your seed, try to rest a little bit. Feel the pin-prick of the Manticore's barb in your shoulder
>Blood surges into your erection and brings you up to full strength again
>End up fucking both the Manticore and Alp no less than three times that day
>End up a father to 3 and a husband to two wives that day

>> No.13697284

>>13696452
Anon, you are fucking awesome. All of these profiles have been fantastic, even if some of the monsters are terrifying. Tunnelers are a nightmare.

Did you ever write one for the stealth suit from Big Mountain?

>> No.13697290

>>13697279
Do you think the Manticore's dominance would rub off on the Alp?

>> No.13697299

>you will never amass an army of alps to take over the world with

>> No.13697321 [SPOILER] 
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>>13696258
If she's in danger, use untested and dangerous magitech to save her! If not, leave.

.>>13695804
>You begin to take frightened steps back as she uncrosses her arms and comes close at a terrifyingly fast pace considering the length of her long, lithe legs
Great greentext! I would love to hear more.

>>13696223
I won't be going to jail at all! But my waifu probably caught that one of her hundred recording devices, so that racist teacher is going to be publically disgraced. Assuming my waifu can wait that long for revenge.

>> No.13697328

>>13697299
>attempting to break them free from the cuddle pile to do villain stuff
>distracting them from their usual hobbies of dork stuff and trying on frilly clothing
>fending off the advances of the alps later as more and more of them transition to stage 3 and start becoming aggressive

Good luck, mastermind anon, you have a herculean task ahead of you.

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>>13696869

>> No.13697342

>>13697338
That's a married wendigo, she isn't going to be joining in on the action.

>> No.13697353

>>13697290
Other way around, an alps timidity would rub off on the manticore

>> No.13697367

>>13697338
We are truly, truly blessed to have you around, Sketch-kun.

>> No.13697369

>>13697367
Should we keep calling him Sketchguy until he reveals himself?

>> No.13697372

>>13697353
>Stuttering manticores that you bully and have a predisposition for being soft now.

I can dig it.

>> No.13697374

>>13697338
Honestly that Wendigo in beast form looks kind of cute in a monster type of way. I guess it's the fact that it's face is more of a cartoon monster than something from an r rated film.

>> No.13697376

>>13697299
>>13697328
That gave surprising amount of food for amusing imagining, somehow.

>> No.13697378

>>13697338
That's very nice.

>> No.13697388

>>13697338
Great sketch!

>> No.13697413

>>13696760
>>13696772
How long will it take to ruin this one
Or did Mindflayer burn everyone out

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13697415

>>13697342
True, I guess the yeti needed some help.

>> No.13697418

I want to serve an extremely muscled wight as a butler.

>>13697413
Mindflayers are good girls.
They read your mind and engage in extremely realistic roleplay.

>> No.13697425

>>13697415
What's even going on there?

>> No.13697429

>>13697425
Hugs it looks like.

>> No.13697431
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13697431

Hey guys, since the Supreme Court in the US ruled the Gay Marriage legal, the way they worded it will mean incest marriage will likely follow suit very soon.

Who Sister Fucker here, and Older or Younger?

I'll gladly fuck my Apophis or Dragon, or Jabberwock, or Shirohebi, or anything Onee-san.

>> No.13697432

>>13697425
She is huddling the cloak for warmth

>> No.13697440

>>13697431
Eh, I'd be up for either.

From sultry oneesans and dorky older sisters to dere dere imotous and tsundere little sisters who squirm from head pats, I'd do them all.

>> No.13697448

>>13697431
What about the inbred retard kids product of incest?

>> No.13697453

>>13697448
Legally, retards aren't allowed to breed at all in the US. They still do. It doesn't get enforced much, like jaywalking.

>> No.13697454

>>13697431
I want a kind and caring Yeti onee-san.

I'm a sucker for older sister types though so I'd probably say yes to having any kind of monster girl as one.

>> No.13697457

>>13697448
Can't happen with gay incest, Alps will be happy.

>> No.13697460

>>13697448
>Implying that happens with mamono mana
>Not knowing a single generation only raises the chances of a birth defect to .04% from the default .02% anyways aka it's fucking nothing
>Implying muh birth defects even matters when we allow loads of cripple and broken people have kids anyways.

>> No.13697464

>>13697215
Sure, why not. Could be fun.

>>13697338
Nice job. Cute as fuck.

>> No.13697472

>>13697460
>>13697453

To expand on this, the reason for it usually not being enforced is that the most common examples like down syndrome rarely live into their late 20's anyway. So it's not a lifetime burden on the state.

>> No.13697479

>>13697472
I want to adventure with a loli kraken clinging to my back like a backpack.

>> No.13697488

>>13697431
I'm so happy that gay marriage is a thing. After they have the right to have their own waifus and husbandos without dickhead conservatives telling them who they can and can't waif.

On the subject I would like to have a Chochin Obake Onee san who tries to get me motivated and hard working every day.

>> No.13697492

>>13697488
>I'm so happy that gay marriage is a thing. After they have the right to have their own waifus and husbandos without dickhead conservatives telling them who they can and can't waif.
>>>/lgbt/

I'm just glad this means we'll stop hearing people bitch about "muh gay rights!"

>> No.13697497

>>13697492
You still have to implement other laws to make sure states don't try to weasel and chip away as many rights as possible.

But I'll stop it here. Right now in this thread I want to fantasize about a Chinese Chochin Obake festival where they all are dancing into the night with crowds of MG's staring at the Lantern filled night sky.

>> No.13697519

>>13697492
Nah. If anything, they'd hold it above you even more. I mean, those are the kinds of people who'd go "muh gay rights!" in the first place.

...but this is derailing the thread. Wendigo a cutie.

>> No.13697523

I want to help defend Big Shell from a white haired Alp and a smoking lamia while trying to avoid the attentions of the gray haired werecat (who now has two arms again and is now shouting ONII-CHAN every now and then at me), a muscled, knife wielding vampire who loves to dance, a chubby cheshire on roller scates who could only be described a "odd", a werewolf with a railgun who can't be shot, and a cyborg oni who reminds me of that other cyborg from my old job.

>> No.13697525
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>>13697425

>> No.13697527

I want wiggle out of a drowsy Hellhound's cuddle, bugging, poking, and teasing her until she retaliates by molesting me and then eventually pouncing with a lust filled growl.

>> No.13697531

>>13697525
Adorable.

>> No.13697532

>>13697525
That's so going into my folder whenever we have our shitstorms.

>> No.13697539

I want to smuggle catnip into the cat kingdom!

>> No.13697543

>>13697539
Do you want kittens Anon?
Because that's how you get kittens

>> No.13697544

>>13697260
>It's a livin'

>> No.13697546

>>13697539
I want to repeatedly flick a Cait Sith on the nose so I receive the cat kingdom punishment!

>> No.13697552

>>13697546
Well, you are either going to become her personal slave or her personal breeding toy.
Maybe both.

>> No.13697558
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13697558

I really like the face the Ryu is making here.

>> No.13697560

I want to join forces with a Lich, turning all cait siths into regular looking cat girls and all cats will turn into cat girls and not cait siths.

>> No.13697561

>>13697552
Aw, not a public use toyslut?

>> No.13697563

>>13697558
God damn the chest on that Ryu.
I'd get one of those and not even wear her, just keeping her as a friend.

>> No.13697564

>>13697279
yesyes.gif

>> No.13697567

>>13697561
Nope, you were mean to her so she's going to be mean to you!

>>13697560
You madman!
What will happen to my beanbag chair then?
I may grow a conscious

>> No.13697568

>>13697563
>Adopting a Ryu scarf
>Never using her
Anon, come on.

>> No.13697571

>>13697568
Eh, she can ride up there if she wants, she could even fall asleep on top of my head.

>> No.13697576

>>13697567
But that's not all. After the world thanks us for reforming an entire race of kidnappers and furfags, we will spend the goodwill for our true goal in life.

We will construct a beam that will scatter across the globe and bathe the world in it's glow, causing all those with tsundere tendencies to be honest with their feelings. Finally women and men all over the world will never have to deal with wishy washy feelings and can better understand one another.

>> No.13697577

>>13697571
>Rests her sizable for her size breats atop your head
Ryu scarves are more fashionable than Wurm ones.
They also come with like 20 Shirihebi scarves that you'll most likely keep in your closet because they're gaudy and constricting.

>> No.13697582

>>13697576
Truly, a hero we need.

>> No.13697586

>>13697567
Damn it, I tried to become an utter cat town slut and I ended up becoming a family man instead.

Truly the Cait Sith's cruelty knows no bounds.

>> No.13697588

>>13697558
Those are some fat-tailed sluts.

>> No.13697589

>>13697577
I'd have to wear them if they did, I couldn't leave them alone like that.


>>13697576
Good man, although now I need a new one considering my old one's now an extra large werecat.

>> No.13697597

>>13697589
>Decide to wear Shirihebi scarf
>It fits the season
>Open closet
>They're all playing poker

>> No.13697600

>>13697567
Just letting you know furniturefurfag, in my mind you've become an entity of these threads. Like anubis fag and 'anal urethral slime guy'. Even if the latter is ded

>> No.13697603

>>13697586
Yep, enjoy your mistress and her daugherus.
Your now in charge of feeding them the biggest, freshest fish you can find and the richest milk available.

>> No.13697606

>>13697600
Cool.

>> No.13697609

>>13697597
I'm getting in on this game, could even play strip poker.

>> No.13697613

>>13697600
Fuck you, I ain't letting you ruin my Cait-Sith furniture set. What am I supposed to do with several obese not-furry cat girls?

>> No.13697615

>>13697609
>Playing strip poker with a bunch of mini Lamia
Whether you win or lose it will be something nice.

>> No.13697619

>>13697615
Strip poker with MGs sounds like the mos dangerous game.

>> No.13697621

>>13697615
Like a mini lamia coiling around your penis and licking the head?

>> No.13697622

>>13697615
That it will be.
I wonder if I could bet head pats in the pot.

>>13697613
Eh, maybe wife them?
You've already had them so long you may as well. If he gets his second plan fixed then they won't have bad attitudes.

>> No.13697627

>>13697558
I keep throwing money at the side of the screen the Ryu is on , but nothing is happening.

I too want one of those Ryus.

>> No.13697630

>>13697622
>Wife them
B-But I don't want to take responsibility for a lazy fat cat!

>> No.13697635

I want to take my Dragon daughteru hunting with me and pry her teeth off a bear she sunk her teeth into!

>> No.13697636

>>13697577
>>13697589

Now I want you to imagine just wearing a ryu on your head and the rest of your body is covered with those 20 odd shirohebi

>> No.13697638

>>13697621
Little MGs too fucking good, man. Too good.

>> No.13697637
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>>13697544
Gotta make ends meet

>> No.13697639

>>13697619
>Play Strip Poker with Mini Hebis
>You lose each hand since they got really good in the time you didn't wear them
>You're down to nothing in no time
>You have to more clothes to shed
>Can't play anymore
>Hebis decide you can continue, but the stakes will now be "favors"

>>13697627
Anon you can't buy them, for they choose you when you go down to the tiny MG shop.

>> No.13697643

Honest question: If you best friend said he loved you and would go Alp for you, would you get in a relationship with him?

>> No.13697644

>>13697630
Hey, at this point the only one she can think of is you now, do you want to toss her out and say "too bad, you were better with fur."?
She thinks she actually has a shot now.

>> No.13697646

>>13697637
"This is going to be a long lunch"

>> No.13697649

>>13697637
>Orc is ogled at work all the time
>Applies for a vacation
>Gets ogled at his vacation
>"It's a vacation..."

>> No.13697650

>>13697643
Please just leave.

>> No.13697651

>>13697636
Sounds lovely actually, and when we get to work they can freely crawl around my desk.

>>13697637
Oh god, the rape face on the center one.

>> No.13697655

>>13697643
It's so out of character for my best friend that I can't really fathom the scenario to begin with.

>> No.13697656

>>13697576
What if I like how Medusas and Werecats get all pouty while their animal bits communicate that they love it? You'll be making a powerful enemy if you take that away from me!

>> No.13697661

>>13697638
>Tiny Cheshire whispering things in your ear constantly
>Tiny Apsara dancing on your Ipod
>Tiny Kiki trying to clean your desk
>Tiny Elf lecturing you
>Tiny Mermaid having adventure in the bath

>> No.13697664

>>13697644
>Anon has Cait Sith bed
>Doesn't think anything about sleeping on her because she's just furniture
>One day while he's out getting milk another Anon and his Lich turn the Cait Sith into a Cat Girl
>Anon returns to a lazy plump "ara ara" catgirl licking her paws on his couch, waiting for him
>She pounces on him and pins him down, now able to claim him since she has less fur

Th-Thanks Liches...

>> No.13697665

>>13697643
Considering my friend is an Anon as well as a /robot/ I highly doubt that.

>> No.13697667

>>13697558

Do we have an album or name for this drawfag yet?

>> No.13697668

>>13697664
I'm Ok with this.

>> No.13697670

>>13697643

Maybe we'll talk about it after he alps.

>> No.13697671

>>13697668
Enjoy countless hours of femdom that she gets out of you as "Payment for her furniture services and ruining her figure."

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>>13697667
I do not know as of yet. And he's Loen tier at this point, so he definitely needs one.

>> No.13697674

>>13697639

Are you sure it would be a Tiny MG shop?
Wouldn't it be an adoption center?

>> No.13697675

>>13697638

But then you have to go to work but she hasn't gotten off yet and refuses to do so.

Even though you're worried about her suffocating or something she assured you she'd be fine

So you went to work with a little snake wrapped around your snake. She would get off the penis every so often only to coil around it again or just move her snake body, your penis enjoying the feeling of her smooth scales.

It caused you some agony but fortunately she didn't do it constantly. She seemed content to just have her body wrapped around your penis and hug the head of it with her hands, even going so far as to nuzzle it with her face at times.

>> No.13697676

>>13697674
It says "Shop" right outside of it.
Might just be a mistake, since the owners are a Wurm and Lilim.

>> No.13697678

>>13697673
After seeing this image I can see a shrine office with a Ryu and several Shirohebi trying to get all the paperwork done so they can all go to the hot spring in the back.

>> No.13697679

>>13697671
>Not taking the wind of of her sails by scratching behind her ears and the base of her tail, causing her to start trembling until she's a purring wreck too lost in it to notice you rolling her off you.
>Not then spanking that big ol' behind of hers and causing her to shriek in pleasure after you made her a masochist from all that time of furniture use
Implying I won't whisper that I liked her 'ruined' figure to push her over the edge.

>> No.13697680

>>13697678
I think they would be more fit to running a hotspring over doing paperwork.

>> No.13697681

I want to walk around MGC's Demihuman District with fake pleasure runes written on me so all the elves, centaur, and lizardmen call me a slut!

>> No.13697682

>>13697558
Every time I see his picture I always think the little Ryu is mockingly hefting her tits at someone because of that stupid claw-bra thing on her robe

>> No.13697683

>>13697661
Tiny mofu ball on your desk that is actually a tiny kitsune.
Pick her up and cuddle it now and then for your mofu fix. (stress release)

>> No.13697685

>>13697656
We have considered this for a long while, and at many times wondered if eliminating tsundere tendencies in everyone was worth the cute moments of pouts. But we have made our decision, those moments may or may not still happen, teasing is still allowed and pouts are still around, should our work continues undisturbed. If you are to stop us, then you'll have to face us and everyone of our friends and allies who wish for our dream to be realized as well.
>>13697664
You are most welcome Anon, to be part of a new world where only a single factor has been altered.

>> No.13697687

>>13697661
Fucking adorable. I want to play with a tiny goldfish mermaid in the bathtub.

>>13697675
Oh god. My dick. This is too much, man.

>> No.13697688

>>13697682
The face doesn't help there, what with how smug and haughty it is.
Though those Asian Dragons tended to have more than two arms, those those things might actually be what's left of that.

>> No.13697689

>>13697682
Ryu: "You call those things tits you silly Wurm?"

>> No.13697690

>>13697674

I want to stuff a tiny manticore in to a glass bottle and put her on my mantle.

>> No.13697699

>>13697676
This could be the new best thing since MGC Central admin and MGC Maid service for finding mates for MGs!

You get a mini-mg that turns into a full sized MG after a while.
Perhaps she can alternate between the 2 sizes ........
We need more research!

>> No.13697702

>>13697661
>Tiny Kejourou climbing around on your fingers with her hair, taking a nap in your hair or toying around with it.
>Tiny Kraken who wraps her tentacles around your arm, head, etc, slowly pulling her suckers off and putting them on again
>Tiny Yuki-onna keeping your drinks cold and hugging you for warmth.

>> No.13697706

>>13697699
They can alternate between the two sizes thanks to the cutting edge magic research done by the Lilim.
Adopt right now and you'll be able to get a limited edition Orchid Mantis and Albino Lamia who has to stay in a bubble because she's extremely frail..

>> No.13697708

>You will never get into a drunken brawl at your daughteru's softball game.

>> No.13697709

>>13697681
>the friendly dark priest family sees your counterfeit work
>they quickly wipe it off and inscribe the real thing
>then they tape egg vibrators to vital points on your body and send you off with a "Praise Slaanesh!"

Now what, slut?

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13697713

What other high-risk, high-reward relationships can you think of? Like trying to to warm the cold, broken heart of a Yuki-Onna?

>> No.13697715

>>13697706
It would be like a hamster roaming around in one of those plastic balls .
Just hope she never finds the stairs....

>> No.13697721

>>13697713
Earning the trust of a paranoid shut-in of a dragon, perhaps?

>> No.13697725

>>13697715
Mini-Shirohebi in a plastic ball find the stairs and accidentally goes down it ..
THUNK
THUNK
THUNK
THUNK
She thinks it was the coolest thing ever and wants to do it again.

>> No.13697726

>>13697715
>She tumbles down the stairs
>Tries to get back up
>Can't
>All the other tiny MGs try to help her up
>It's a slow process
>The tiny Kraken is pretty much doing all the work while the tiny Lich just sits there and reads a book

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>>13697709
>'Praise Slaanesh!'
Well, I better do what she says. Time to whip out my shotgun and go on a killing spree with my massive, throbbing murder-boner

>> No.13697729

>>13697709
I must have wanted them to do that since I didn't seem to struggle.

I'll continue walking around and get off on the elves, centaur, unicorn, lizardmen and many other upright monsters calling me a slut. I'd be so aroused I'd have to stop myself from jerking off on the spot.

Eventually my legs will carry me to a seedier part of town and I let all the big bad monsters have their way with me.

>> No.13697736

>>13697726
There is a tiny bossy Anubis ordering people around while she tries to design a winch system using bits and pieces laying around.

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>>13697649

>> No.13697740

>>13697725
>Mini-Hebi sees Mini-Albino Lamia in a ball
>Wants her own
>Puffs her cheeks at her owner/master/husband to try and get her one
>He caves in and does
>She's happily rolling around the place and laughing
>Albino Lamia stares at her like Death glares at the living

>>13697736
>It falls apart in no time due to a lack of materials
>Tiny 'Pophis tries to get it up the stairs by acting as a spring
>Like that one thing from Q'Bert

>> No.13697742

>>13697721
Perhaps toss a gold coin towards her to gain her attention? Proposition that you'd like to help her build a horde?

>> No.13697743

>>13697687

But wait there's more!

And then at the end of your shift was that co-worker who always try to give you blowjobs or whatever else. She also harassed you in other ways and made your job harder than it needed to be. She wasn't particularly liked by your other co-workers either

Today she pinned you against the wall and declared she'd make you her husband

When she pulled off your underwear she was shocked to see a tiny lamia hissing at her. She backed off, not knowing what to say.

You got home and your little friend finally went off your penis which has been erect for the entirety of your shift.
She seemed exhausted for being in there constantly but she was happy about it and wants to do it again tomorrow.

>> No.13697745

>>13697738
Stay golden, mate.

>> No.13697746

>>13697738
Poor guy. He's just trying to relax, you skanks.

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>>13697740
I would so get a few Mini-Hebi as well as an assortment of Mini-MGs.

>> No.13697758

>>13697738
Damn deviant elves and their overbearing gaze.

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>>13697743
I fucking need it.

>> No.13697763
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13697763

I've been gone for the past 3/4 days, did I miss any story updates, and/or artwork from pic-related?

>> No.13697764

>>13697756
Then go to the place ran by the Wurm and Lilim.
You get a tiny MG for free if you get them in bundles, and they can even go back to their normal size for dicking and loving.

>> No.13697765

>>13697742
I was thinking more along the lines of convincing her that there's more treasure out there than what she hordes away. Helping her to get out of that cave and experience what the world has to offer.

>> No.13697772

>>13697759

Oh yeah i forgot to mention but you orgasmed a few times while at work.

Needless to say your underwear was quite sticky and messy when you took it off after your shift.

>> No.13697779

>>13697772
I'm not the original guy, but yeah. I can't be more erect. The ideas keep piling up and I only want to write one at a time so I don't get burned out.

>> No.13697782
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>>13697743
Yes. I need a little lamia to coil up on and protect my penis from the horrible coworkers. I need it.

>>13697763
I THINK it might have been him that drew this. I think.

>> No.13697796

>>13697738

>TFW no Bro Orc adventures because "muh monsterboys"

>> No.13697797

>>13696760
>>13696772
I really want to avoid faggotry here, but I totally wouldn't mind seeing the Wendigo use that projection as a stand.

>> No.13697798

>>13697782
It was him.

>> No.13697799

>Tiny Kraken wrapping her tentacles around your penis, releasing them to give your penis tiny kisses every so often.

>> No.13697802

>>13697796
I'll take my chubby P'Orcs over them anyday.

>> No.13697808

>>13697796
Bollocks pls.

>> No.13697809

>>13697796
Better this way

>> No.13697813

>>13697765
That's an interesting idea. An adventurer heading into her cave for treasure, she doesn't have much because she's an introvert. He convinces her there's more out there and gets her to follow him around so they can seek treasure out together.

>> No.13697814

>>13697799
And
>tentacle suckers give tiny-tiny kisses

My penis can only get so erect

>> No.13697816

>>13697799
>She sleeps in your fish tank
>Occasionally turns back to her normal size to be more lovey dovey
>Still likes to be her small form because she's "travel sized"
>Harasses the tiny Mermaid in the fish tank

>> No.13697820

>>13697558
Wurm vs Water Wurm.

Truly a battle for the ages.

>> No.13697824

>>13697782
>THIS ISN'T EVEN MY FINAL FORM

>> No.13697826

>>13697820
>Wurm vs Ryu
>Physically strongest Dragon vs Water Dragon with high physical ATK and the highest M.ATK
>Ryu has water magic
>Wurm is weak to water because Earth Dragon
Ryu has a solid advantage.

>> No.13697828

>>13697824

We need another small MG around his chest and maybe a few others on his thighs.

>> No.13697834

>>13697826
Can Ryu take an earthquake from Wurm? She and Wyvern seem the lowest in defense of the draconic monsters.

>> No.13697836

>>13697808

What makes you think i'm that Alp faggot?

>> No.13697838

>>13697828
A Slime was meant to be around his chest, but the drawer said it would be extremely hard to draw due to its location.

>> No.13697841

>>13697838

ah gotcha.

>> No.13697843

>>13697834
She has levitate.
They can fly, remember? Both of them can, actually.

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>>13697674
>>13697699
>>13697636
>"**** another Shirohebi! But I really want that Ryu..."
>He took responsibility afterwards.

>> No.13697846

>>13697834
Ryu can fly mate. Ground type moves have no effect on flying.

>> No.13697852

>>13697845

>Peek into it
>All those tiny MGs get excited and wave to you
>When you get one from the machine the one who you got practically bursts from the capsule an hugs your nose
>The other smaller tiny mg seem disappointed it wasn't them.

>> No.13697854

>>13697845
Adorable. What are the ones inside? I can make out a few Hebis and a Kiki, but not the rest.
Also, Can you draw the tiny MGs trying to get the one ball up the stairs from earlier?

>> No.13697857

>>13697843
Wurm can? Was that stated in an askfm or something?

>> No.13697858

>>13697845
When did mini monstergirls become so popular?

>> No.13697861

>>13697857

He means Ryu and Wyvern.

>> No.13697862

>>13697857
Both as in Wyvern and Ryu.

>>13697858
Right now they're in the spotlight.

>> No.13697867

>>13697845
Too cute.

>>13697858
It comes and goes. They seem to be generally well received, but only get their time in the light every so often.

>> No.13697871

>>13697845
Who put those poor girls in there? How do they survive? I want to buy them all and give them a good home!

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>>13697858
They've had very minor boons ages back and have always been somewhat popular when brought up but this is the first time I've seen it catch traction and keep rolling.

>> No.13697875

>>13697871
You can just put a shitton of coins in the machine.
It says it right out front of the sore ran by the Wurm and Lilim that you're free to do so as long as you take responsibility.

>> No.13697877

>>13697845
This would financially ruin me.
Nothing would tug my heartstrings more than seeing a disappointed little harpy in one of those, the last one in the bunch left alone.
I'd have to buy them all.

>> No.13697880

>>13697861
Oh. Wyvern would get KO'd by Stone Edge since every Ground user and their mom has it as coverage Hopefully it doesn't miss. Ryu can tank it since the ability Levitate gives her a ground immunity without the downsides of flying. I think it'd come down to speed a Ground/Dragon would take neutral hits from Water since Dragon resists water and Ground is weak to it. The only super effective move both have over each other is a Dragon (super effective against itself) move. So whoever is faster will win.

>> No.13697881

>>13697875
Looks like I'll probably have to take responsibility for all of them then.

>> No.13697882

>>13697845

That Shirohebi next to the machine sure looks smug.

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>>13697845
>You get a miniature Wurm from the machine and take her home
>After helping her settle in you head to sleep
>You're woken up by the sound of your door being broken of it's hinges and slaming against the wall
>By the time you have your wits about you it's too late, there's a very lustful fully sized Wurm standing above your bed
>"It really worked like the Lich said!" she boasts gleefully
>She used a potion to shrink herself and get taken in
>The next morning all that remains of your house is a mattress and a very happy Wurm

>> No.13697888

>>13697882
Why wouldn't she be?
She got chosen.

>> No.13697890

>>13697881
Just know the last one in every machine is an Echidna.

>> No.13697891

>>13697884

What a devious tactic for MGs to acquire husbands.

>> No.13697893

>>13697845
>Go there with around $30 to buy them all
>Run out of quarters with one left
>Say you'll be right back
>Come back 10 minutes later to find someone bought her

>> No.13697896

>>13697890
>Minichidna
I need it.

>> No.13697897

>>13697893

>The last one was your favorite kind of MG
>She was the only one of her kind in there.

>> No.13697898

>>13697893
>"Hey hey hey! I got a Shiny Echidna! Score!"
>You die a little inside
>The tiny MGs in your pocket break out of their capsules and try to cheer you up with cuddles
>It works

>>13697896
I do too.

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>>13697858
Today's special. If you want more coffee, just holler.

>> No.13697900

>>13697884
Clever girl. I'm reminded of people getting miniature pigs who turn out to just be ordinary pigs that grow huge.

But now where will we live?

>> No.13697903

>>13697858
The only mini monstergirl I want is my daughteru after being born.

>> No.13697905

>>13697898

>A group of tiny MGs cudding you by hugging your cheeks

Too cute.

>> No.13697907

>>13697899
What is that thing?

>> No.13697908

>>13697900
>But now where will we live?
Maybe she can clear out what's left of the basement and use it as a rape cave.

>> No.13697909

>>13697905
>All of them doing their best to cheer you up
>Even if over a third of them are Shirohebis
>The little Kraken, Lich, and Jabberwock just sit atop your head and mess with your hair

>> No.13697911

>>13697884
>>13697891
Yo, I'd be real mad for a bit if it turned out she wasn't actually a mini MG. There are some types that I would only like if they were.

>>13697899
Oh no.

>> No.13697915

>>13697899
Yes, I would like to order a nose booping.
>That's a fiver, plus tax. And you can't boop the harpy, she's sensitive about her nose. Thinks it'll turn into a beak if you touch it too much
How about the kraken chef in the back?
>I'd be careful with her, hun.
Why's that?
>You'll probably get booped back.

>> No.13697916

>Mini Holst whos breasts you can (carefully) squeeze for milk which is enough for a small glass.

>> No.13697919

>>13697915
Well obviously the correct route here is to boop the hell out of a kraken.

>> No.13697921

>>13697916
>Mini Lilim who is still just as powerful as her larger counterpart
>She's just 2000% cuter and more portable, also has a nice personality

>> No.13697922

>>13697738
>two good orcs meet at a bar
>both of them getting ogled
>drinking intensifies, while being ogled
"We never asked for this."

>> No.13697924

>>13697921

>She floats up and gives you a tiny kiss on the cheek when she's feeling lovey

>> No.13697925

>>13697921
>Mini fairy who is barely the size of your thumb nail
>Likes to hide in your urethra

>> No.13697931

>that feel when no Yuki-Onna to hug on a hot summers day

>> No.13697936

>>13697931
Poor Yetis. Suddenly no one wants to hug them during the summer.

>> No.13697942

>>13697936
I'm sure I could oblige. I've been told that I have a nice cool touch during the summer. Maybe I could keep them cool like how the Yuki-Onnas do to others.

>> No.13697944

>>13697936
I would, in my apartment or cool restaurants. I don't mind keeping things cool enough that she could get love all year round.

>> No.13697948

>>13697931

>Yuki-onna using a new tactic to get husbands
>They approach men who are suffering from the heat and open their arms, tempting them with a hug
>"Isn't the heat unbearable? Come here and I'll make it nice and cool for you..."

>> No.13697952

>>13697808

Hi Anon, how are you today.

>> No.13697965

>>13697924
>Likes to either sit atop your head or ride in your pockets with her head poking out
>Can turn into a normal sized Lilim at will, but knows you like her smaller form a lot
>gets a little territorial when you get a tiny Ryu and over 80 tiny Shirohebi from the Gatcha

>> No.13697978
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13697978

>>13697673
I always wanted Monorus to draw this one, but now I'd love to see that guy do this.

>> No.13697982

>>13697826
What's a Ryu?

Is that some weird name for Water Wurm?

>> No.13697983

>Tiny Ghost
>Can just float out of her capsule whenever she wants.
>She can possess your hand and fingers. Not really your whole body though.

>> No.13697990
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>>13697982
It's a superior Dragon who is better than a Wurm in every aspect outside of physical strength.
She can also fly and move on top of water.

>> No.13697999

>>13697983
>Tiny Yei
>Adorable hand warmer
>Tiny Weresheep
>Sentient chloroform rag

>> No.13698000 [SPOILER] 
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>>13697897
>All your flying monstergirls jump away and scour the area from overhead to find the buyer
>After a minute, they race back and start navigating you towards them and your lost minimonster
>You approach from behind
>It's some little kid, can't be older than fourteen years old
>He's laughing and holding the happy minimonster in one hand, while he holds an icecream cone with the other for her to lick
>You watch them for a little while, seeing her play in his hair while they hit it off flawlessly
>Almost as if they were meant to be together
>Your minimonster friends frown up at you as a shadow passes across your face
>You walk over, and set your hand on the boy's shoulder
>"Hey, kid."
>He turns, looking up at you while his minimonster perches on top of his nose
>"I was going to buy that minimonster." You close your eyes, take a deep breath, open them again, and say to him: "You better treat her right."
>His mouth sets in a determined line, comprehension and wisdom beyond his years flashing within his eyes
>He offers you a single silent nod, the gravity of the situation apparent to him
>Satisfied, you turn and leave without another word, a single tear falling from your eye to join those shed by your minimonster companions.

>> No.13698001

>>13697990
Yeah, but I bet she can't see why kids love cinnamon toast crunch.

>> No.13698005

>>13698001
Ryu, Lilim, Lich, and Dragons with Baking skill level 3 know why.

>> No.13698007

>>13697990
I don't understand, that sounds like a inferior Wurm.

Water Wurm sounds a bit disappointing.

>> No.13698010

Silly Wererabbit! Trix are for kids!

>> No.13698014

My cereal monstergirl mascot could beat up your cereal monstergirl mascot!
Not saying she would. Just that she could!

>> No.13698015

>>13698007
How is it inferior? Is it because of your tastes that you view her as the best? Or is it because she's your waifu, and you'll always be at her side even if she were to be painted as a villain?

>> No.13698026
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>>13698014
>Anybody beating up Tina the Tiger
She's a 100-dan karate master anon.

>> No.13698029

>>13698014
>Trix
a white wererabbit surrounded by multi-colored egg vibes

"Trix aren't just for kids anymore~"

>> No.13698030

>>13698026

That's grrrreat!

>> No.13698033

>>13698029
Man, the toys they put in cereal boxes sure are getting silly.

>> No.13698037

>>13698033
They better be quality vibes instead of those cheap ones where the extra plastic hasn't been sanded off, the plastic feels light and the batteries die off in like five minutes.

The pains of being five and getting your first cereal box toy.

>> No.13698040

>Eating Cheerios outside on a beautiful day
>A Honeybee girl comes by and pours some honey on your cereal
>You're not sure if you should eat it but she's looking at you expectantly
>"Quick! Before it gets soggy!"

>> No.13698041

>>13698033
I got a formal invite to some party in my box of Count Chocurella. Is this normal? Wasn't even a contest going on.

>> No.13698045
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>>13698015
Why would I want to go into the sky? I can't collect the air, nor can I harness lightning, or anything useful.

Nor does moving over water mean anything, that's not convenient since flying is basically the same.

Nay I say, a Wurm can strike the Earth, she can find the greatest riches, the strongest artifacts, the best loot. Why traverse the land from one point to another by flying over it and losing speed when one can go from point A to point B directly through terra firma?

Why circle the Earth in a flying contraption over 40 days when we can dig from one side to the other in vastly less time?

>> No.13698048

>>13698041
I dunno man. Sounds legit to me.
Who would just up lie about throwing an awesome party?

>> No.13698051

>>13698045
>Not using the Ryu to get to the floating Sky Castle of Not-Laputa.
Anon...

>> No.13698055

>>13698045
>Why circle the Earth in a flying contraption over 40 days when we can dig from one side to the other in vastly less time?
Please. It's about the journey anon, not the destination. Now, if you'll excuse me, me and my Ryu are going to make it rain all over the world.

>> No.13698056

>>13698045
>Digging directly through Earth
>Vastly less time

>> No.13698059

>>13698040
Well, better eat it. Don't want to let it go to waste, after all.

>>13698041
Hell, if you don't want it, I might accept it. A chocolate vampire might be one of the only ways I could accept one.

>> No.13698061

>>13698048
Well, a chocolate vampire is worth the risk I think.

>> No.13698062

>>13698056
She can punch the ground at high speeds like Star Platinum to dig effortlessly.

>> No.13698069

>>13698055
>>13698051
Your opinions are valid, if incorrect, but I for one shall enjoy exploring the Earth while gaining riches far beyond the ability of other MG's like Water Wurm.

Also that Sword that can kill gods which was buried will surely be ours...with time.

>> No.13698070

>>13698062
Even then it would take longer to dig through the earth than to fly around it.

>> No.13698074

It pains me that I will never take a cocaine dust bath with a chinchilla girl.

>> No.13698075

>>13698070
To be fair, a lot of the earth is molten iron and rock under the crust. That wouldn't be so hard to get through if you could survive.

>> No.13698076

>>13698069
>Sword that can kill gods
First off, that's in the floating Sky Castle where Tiamat resides.
And second, you're going to dig too deep and die Dwarf Fortress style.

>> No.13698080

>>13698076
Sorry, what was that?

We're too busy digging like a manly man and his tough waifu for the glorious riches within the world.

>> No.13698081

>>13698076
Opening up a portal to hell and flooding the world with demons?

>> No.13698084

>>13698075
Wurms aren't lava resistant.
Regular Dragons, Fire Dragons, Black Dragons, and Divine Dragons are Immune to it. Wyverns, Wurms, Ryu, Ice Dragons, Wind Dragons, Silver Dragons, Magic Dragons, Moss covered Elder Dragons, ect still take full lava damage.

>> No.13698086

>>13698080
Just remember: Once you find adamantium your doom clock will begin to tick.

>>13698081
Yes.

>> No.13698088

>>13698051

>Not traveling west to find a bunch of wolf girls and a human girl who try and rape the residents of Iron town.

Anon..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-JeAW2Y_AeY

>> No.13698090

>>13698084
That seems counterproductive to their tunneling design. Heck, black dragons thing is acid! Why are they immune to lava? This is why version 3.5 sucks.

>> No.13698092

>>13698084
Why wouldn't wurms be? It can get really hot far underground and lava/magma have a slight earth affinity. At the least they should be very resistant to it and it would be like a frog in a warm pot sort of deal.

>> No.13698095

>YFW Mini Monster Girls just end up like Yukkurri

>> No.13698097

>>13698086
Non-sense.

We'll be armored and invincible then.

>> No.13698101

>>13698095
>Yukkurri
What's that?

>> No.13698105

>>13698088
I'd watch that.

>>13698090
Black Dragons are a special breed of Dragon, just as Divine are.
They have numerous resistances and immunities to various elements and statuses. Combined with their high levels, they're a force to be reckoned with. Only thing that can actually beat one is another Black Dragon, a ballsy Dragon, or a Divine Dragon which will end up as a curbstomp battle.

>> No.13698108

I want to team up with a wurm who becomes stronger when exposed to pressure and temperature! I want to start the planet's core spinning with her again!

>> No.13698111

>>13698101
A punching bag

>> No.13698112

>>13698095
Nah. Their magic and you know what would prevent it. Sorry, bud.

>> No.13698119

>>13698105
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ArsV7AFZBHY

>Be a shota trapped in a world of MGs
>A young girl who is actually a Ryu helps you out.
>Have to clean a bathhouse where MGs and their husbandos go to relax

>> No.13698121

>>13698119
Do Howl's Moving Castle next.

>> No.13698134

>>13698121
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=owddukdxFv4

>You're a young man working on making hats
>You meet a Lilim who princess carries you
>The witch of the waste later turns you into an old man
>You meet the Lilim again and her young apprentice Succubus as well as her snappy Ignis companion

>> No.13698137

>>13698134
Would watch.
Holy hell, I would watch.

>> No.13698146

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0QF_OEeUIOE

>MGs either never made their own version of this movie because it was too depressing for them
>Or they made a version where everything was alright for the siblings by the end as a MG family took them in

>> No.13698149

Don't know how I missed this till now.
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=51077583
Would be a dragon slut for.

>> No.13698150
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>>13698119

>> No.13698152

>Monster girls ban human/human marriage
>Human men are allowed to own 1 human woman for the purpose of siring heirs
How fucking mad would tumblr be?

>> No.13698156

>>13698150

amazing.

>> No.13698158

>>13698152
Mad enough to use anti-rape condoms laced with some agent that kills sperm and causes castration.

>> No.13698159

>>13698150
You're the best thing since Loen.

>> No.13698161

>>13698152
Tumblr in such a world would be populated by monster activists living in human lands.

>> No.13698162

>>13698152
Tumblr would be too busy turning into alps and corpulent devil bugs.

>> No.13698166

>>13698137

Instead of Howl, the Lilim's name is Moan

>> No.13698167

>>13698150
Hah, adorable.

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>>13698166
Ha.

>> No.13698170
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>>13698152
>Maried to an Ushi
>The two of you keep a human girl as a pet/breeding slave
>One day your Ushi waifu accidentally cuts herself when cooking and things nothing of it
>Half way through the human slave's meal she starts screaming and horrifically transforms into a spider cow
>You now have an Ushi-oni with years of resentment and newfound lust on her hands
>Your waifu doesn't mind sharing you

>> No.13698177

>>13698170
Hatefuck cannot even begin to describe this.

>> No.13698184

>>13698170
Releasing a canister filled with evaporated ushi-oni blood in a metro station.

>> No.13698186

>>13698184
I'm pretty sure that's classified as terrorism by international treaties.

>> No.13698187

>>13698184
Devil pls.

>> No.13698191
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13698191

You wouldn't go into the long grass with a raptor girl would you?

>> No.13698193

>>13698191
Last movie I saw with long grass had a giant hole being used as a corpse pit...

>> No.13698195

I want a mofu miniature kitsune with a tail as big and fluffy as her entire body. And then I want to use her as an onahole as she stretches like a fairy.

>> No.13698202

>>13698191
I'd play hide and seek in the kitchen with her.

>> No.13698203

>>13698191
You bet I.... I might. It would depend on what she was planning.

>> No.13698204
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>>13697042
Replacing you.

>> No.13698205

>>13698170
Muh pelvis! Gonna need all the raging mushrooms for this.

>> No.13698208

>>13698195
I want a bunch of Mini Wurms and Ryu to wrap around parts of my body, somethings interlocking their arms, to form a suit of indestructible armor that will allow me to walk on water.

>> No.13698213

>>13698170
>pet/breeding slave
No thanks.

>> No.13698217

>>13698204
>Fox
>Tharja 2.0
>A delicious brown girl
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't looking forward to Fates.

>> No.13698221

>>13698217
A delicious brown girl with a lie of a Strength stat. But the subhumans are top.

>> No.13698224

>>13698217
I haven't been playing close attention to that game, which side gets the foxes in that?

>> No.13698230

>>13698224
Hoshido.

>> No.13698233

>>13698191
>"Anon...come on, don't."
"C...."
>"I mean it! It's getting old!"
"Cl-cl-cl"
>"If you say it I'm keeping you in the cave as my boytoy for the next four months!"
"Cleeeeee~"
>"You won't be able to walk for weeks when I'm done with you!"
"Clever girl."

>> No.13698235 [SPOILER] 
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>>13698224
Spoilered for anyone who doesn't want to know the entire cast.

>> No.13698237

>>13698224
Weeaboo central

>> No.13698238

>>13698208
Sort of reminds me of the hunters from Halo. The legogecko, or whatever they were called.

>> No.13698241

>>13698235
Now I gotta choose between foxes, cowtits, and non-trap twindrills. At least it's got replay potential.

>> No.13698242

>>13698235
>I can fuck it
Is it too early to pre-order?

>> No.13698243

>>13698217
Don't forget red riding hood the wolf girl for Nohr.

>> No.13698247

>>13698235
>Can girl-fuck not-Tharja
>Muscled brown girl with sweet voice and cute personality
>Fox girl

Why would you not pick the Hoshido?

>> No.13698249

>>13698217
>Tharja 2.0
Is she yandere?

>> No.13698251
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13698251

>>13698235
>Camilla
>C instead of K
Damn it all. I know what side to join.

>> No.13698252

>>13698247
Camilla.

>> No.13698256

>>13698247
>Picking the Baby-Mode route
>Picking the route with the worst and tragic deaths including Onee-san dying in your arms asking what she did to make you hate her, loli imouto taking a dying blow for you and your odler Nohr brother so overwhelmed with guilt he let himself be killed, and more!

Nohr does what Hoshidon't.

>>13698249
No Anon, she's literally Tharja. She reincarnated herself so she could continue following you.

>> No.13698258

>>13698247
>Best imotou
>Drill tits
>Wolfgrill
>Sword hand and Severa

>> No.13698262
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>>13698252
>tfw NoA will probably censor her and her delicious assets
>you will never have a big-tittied brocon onee-san

>> No.13698263

>>13698256
>That second spoiler
Stalking that transcends time, wonderful. She should have just became a Lich but I guess those don't exist in Fire Emblem.

>> No.13698267

>>13698247
>Why would you not pick the Hoshido?
Camila

>> No.13698268

>>13698235
>Fluffy tail
>Muscles
>Tharja

>Wolf titties
>Little red riding Nah
Owain

I can't decide!

>> No.13698270
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>>13698268
>tfw Orochi is not fact a lamia
So goddamn disappointed.

>> No.13698273

>>13698256
>Tharja isn't after the MU
>She's after YOU

She is the succuvirus

>> No.13698278

>>13698263
>>13698273
>Love that transcends time
>Love that transcends through incarnations of two people
>Love that transcends the boundary between worlds

This is my fetish. God, I love it.

>> No.13698280

>>13698270

She could be if the new FAT SNAKE TAIL drawfag does her as one.

>> No.13698281

>>13698273
>Nintendo says that VR is bad not because it takes away the fun, but because they don't know what'll happen if Tharja got a hold of it

>> No.13698288
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>>13698280
I do like my sneks deliciously thick.

>> No.13698297
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>>13698288
How about stronk?

>> No.13698298

>>13698268
Nohr, it's has delicious kuudere Belka.

>> No.13698299
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13698299

Blue skinned demons are the pinnacle of monster girls

>> No.13698300

>>13698297
I don't understand her tail. Is that scales, skin or is it a cloth covering?

>> No.13698302

>>13698300
I'm going with a cloth covering. It's too ridiculous otherwise. Like she's wearing some sort of gym clothing for snakes.

>> No.13698304
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>>13698299
I just love any kind of skin that's not a natural colour.

Purple, blue, pure white. The lot of them are great.

>> No.13698306
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>>13698299
But they're dangerous!

>> No.13698316

>>13698299
I want to line up a whole bunch of differently coloured monstergirls and make a rainbow out of them.
A red oni, a purple apophis, a blue succubus, a green ogre, a pale vampire, a brown pharaoh, and a charcoal hellhound.

>> No.13698317

Am I the only one who hates scaly/furry arms?

>> No.13698319

>>13698316
Then taste the rainbow?

>> No.13698320

>>13698317
Yes.

>> No.13698321

>>13698317
If by fluffy arms you also mean big fluffy paws then yes. It's scientifically proven that it's impossible to dislike caressing big fluffy paws.

>> No.13698326

>>13698306
The only danger here is imminent impregnation.

>> No.13698328

>>13698317
No. I personally like fur and adore meaty paws, but I guess it could get itchy and tickly to some people.
Sometimes you can't beat the feel of soft, warm and smooth skin. I think fur and scales can make skin's features stand out even more through contrast, but hey. Not everything is for everybody, I suppose.

>> No.13698330

>>13698317
your not alone in your opinion sir.

>> No.13698332

>>13698317
Do you means the actual arms of the hands/paws? Depends on the design and what other monstrous features they have. Also the difference between outright meaty paws and something in-between a real hand and paw.

>> No.13698333

>>13698306
M-Miss Succubus... You're lying on m-my b-bed... Can you, uh, maybe, well... m-move?

>> No.13698334

>>13698319
Taste the rainbow. Embrace the rainbow. Paint the rainbow white.

>>13698306
That succubus has the same taste in neckties as the anubis.

>> No.13698338

>>13698332
*or the hands/paws

>> No.13698344

>>13698330
By that I mean I don't like it when they have hands or feet that are comical/impractical in proportions, in reality if someones got skin that isn't normal skin, i'm find with that. I prefer hands/feet of any kind to be the same size or slightly bigger than that of an average human.

>> No.13698353

>>13698344
I personally find small human female hands covered in fur/scales to just look odd. Scaly/furry hands should be at least a bit bigger than average.

>> No.13698361

>>13698299
She looks upset. Why is this succubutt upset?

>> No.13698365

>>13698353
I agree with you on that, I just mean that they shouldn't be so big they put mickey mouse to shame.

>> No.13698366

>>13698361
She didn't have her morning rape.

>> No.13698368

>>13698365
What would be the optimal size in your opinion?
Although I actually like MGE-style big meaty claws/paws

>> No.13698370

>>13698366
Well, too bad.

>> No.13698391

>>13698361
you called her a succubutts! don't you know that term is not politically correct anymore?

>> No.13698393

>>13698368
My optimal size for hands/feet would be ones that are twice the size of a human's and no more. Though I also prefer them to be just slightly larger than a human's

>> No.13698395

How would a vampire react if the man she was feeding from passed out during it? I don't do so well if my own blood is drawn

>> No.13698397

Dragonsluts, rejoice!

http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=51077583

>> No.13698398

>>13698391
But it was just a harmless nickname, I could've called her something way worse. I've been called much horrible things in the past and I grew thicker skin.

>> No.13698399

>>13698397
But anon it was already posted this thread. >>13698149

>> No.13698402
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13698402

>>13698397
You're slow. It's been posted already.

>> No.13698403

>>13698399
Ah, didn't see that.

Nevermind then.

>> No.13698404

>>13698397
one day I will finally make an account for that website... one day

>> No.13698405

>>13698399
And it's the third time I've seen it posted overall. Dem Dragonsluts, man.

>> No.13698411

>>13698397
The Dragon's chest is exposed! Fire the black arrow!

>> No.13698412
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13698412

>>13698368
For a nice balance of practicality, dexterity and meaty softness, .less draws good paws.
Pic related is a pretty nice representation of a dragongirl, claws included.

But I have no problem with the hugest of the huge paws/claws just for the hell of it. They're nice for protection and pillow purposes.

>> No.13698414
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>>13698393
>My optimal size for hands/feet would be ones that are twice the size of a human's and no more.
That sounds about right.
I want more art of exotic monster girl handjobs

>> No.13698415

>>13698397
Imgur or something please

>> No.13698421

>>13698412
I 100% agree with your example, as those are my preferred size in hands/feet, the perfect size that's a good balance in every situation

>> No.13698422

>>13698412
Oh, those look great.
I don't really like how .less draws foot paws though, they're in that uncanny valley where they're too human looking to be appealing as a monster feature, but too inhuman to be "normally" attractive.

>> No.13698424

>>13698412
What would those scales on her palms/soles feel like on your dick?

>> No.13698429

>>13698414

>TFW I lost my colored version in the loss of my HDD

It fucking hurts, can only hope it's the PCB

>> No.13698444

>>13698415
Imgur servers must be on fire or something, took forever.

Anyway, here you go.
http://i.imgur.com/NC6eczl.jpg

>> No.13698445

>>13698424
Probably like the underside of a lizard. It doesn't seem scaly so much as firm but giving, with slight segmentation like slightly soft ridges.

>> No.13698448
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13698448

>>13698429
This one?
Didn't someone draw lewd of her?

>> No.13698459
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>> No.13698460

>>13698444
Did you get that ajax google hangup as well?

>> No.13698461

>>13698444
I've been having issues uploading there the past few days. Keep getting errors and upload failures until eventually it goes through like an hour later.

>> No.13698463

>>13698445
Nah, would have the grips that most all reptile feet have. And nothing that walks around outside barefoot has soft feet anyway.

>> No.13698466

>>13698459
Okay, no offense, but just what am I looking at here? The webbing implies a water creature...

>> No.13698467
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13698467

>>13698459
>"CHOP CHOP CHOP"
I need to rewatch that Courage episode sometime.

>> No.13698471

>>13698463
So they'd feel totally horrible then?

>> No.13698473

>>13698460
I don't think so.
>>13698461
Must be all this approved gayness today.

>> No.13698474

>>13698471
Most monster parts would feel pretty bad.
There's a reason why most people prefer their girls mostly human.

>> No.13698477

>>13698471
Nah, but you certainly couldn't go about it the same way as a human. No kungfu death grip speedfapping for instance.

>> No.13698483

>>13698471
You're rubbing your dick on rough skin covering subdermal bone scute armor. Kind of explains itself.

>> No.13698484

I want to move into a Slime Kingdom with my Wurm waifu and terrorize the locals with our solid, fleshy bodies!

>> No.13698488

>>13698471
Monster parts are meant to look exotic and alluring, they're not actually meant to be used for sex.
Why would you even bother with that when monster girls have perfectly normal, human pussies and tits and mouths?

>> No.13698491

>>13698484
>You can maintain a form without trying? You're our gods now
>Have these statues and ships in your likeness!

>> No.13698493

>>13698483
>>13698474
>>13698471

To qualify this, the KC solution is that all monstergirl sharp and prickly parts are covered with a thin layer of demonic energy, making them safe and feel good.

That's where the old MGE joke about being able to fuck razor blades comes from. The monstergirl parts aren't soft, but in the encyclopedia it doesn't matter.

>> No.13698495

>>13698493
MGE monster girl parts are covered in demonic energy that makes them feel like human parts.
What's even the fucking point then? Why not just fuck a human girl?

>> No.13698496

>>13698493
What if a comfy fluffy MG uses demonic energy to make her fluff even more comfortable?

>> No.13698499

>>13698495
It's only stated for the dangerous stuff like spikes. Otherwise the setting book states they use their monstrous parts to seduce and for sex as well. So their husband falls in love with all of them.

>> No.13698501

>>13698493
This is actually only meant for the sake of safety, so you don't accidentally flay your skin off on some sharp armor-like scales, or gore yourself on a spike or horn.
The parts that she'd deliberately touch you with are just naturally built to feel good. If you look closely, for instance, lizard and dragon girls have skin like supple leather on their palms and soles rather than scales.

>> No.13698502

>>13698496

overkill

you'd be so addicted to the feeling that a normal bed just wouldn't cut it anymore.

>> No.13698503

>>13698495
Doesn't make them feel like human parts, just makes them safe, like wrapping everything in bubble wrap.

>>13698496
That's pretty much what happens as monsters fuck their husbands and level up.

>> No.13698504

>>13698484
>Funny isn't it? The human was impervious to our most powerful water cannons, yet in the end he succumbed to a harmless sharped stick.

>> No.13698506

>>13698488
Keep in mind in a lot of these scenarios you're going to be fucking them a lot, constantly, and well beyond the normal human lifespan. It'd be kind of strange if a couple never even tried it for the sake of variety or just to say that they did it.

>> No.13698507

>>13698503
It's mentioned that the layer of demonic energy prevents any direct contact with those "dangerous" parts at all, and feels like soft human skin.

>> No.13698508

>>13698506
MGE girls can all shapeshift using magic. In most writing they just turn their monster parts into human ones if they're going to use them for anything sexual.

>> No.13698511

>>13698026
Jokes on Her, I'm 200 Dan in karate and 150 Dan in Akido

>> No.13698514

Aren't MGE monster girls supposed to be as attractive to humans as possible, and be capable of giving them as much pleasure as you could possibly imagine?
In that case why do they even have inhuman features? All it really does is make them less attractive for the majority of people, and it also cuts down on their options when it comes to sex.

>> No.13698515

I want a mini wurm, a regular sized wurm, and Wurmzilla!

>> No.13698517

>>13698501
>feet
>supple

And you're arguing detail level, like saying their hair isn't made of individual strands because he didn't draw each one. If that was true, the Jabberwock wouldn't have a single scale on her wings or her tail. Not a strong base to argue from.

>> No.13698518
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>>13698508
Like moonrune writing, fanfics? I could sworn someone mentioned Chimera was used for weird like snake tail blowjobs. Then we have things like Sandworm and Manticore. I'm sure that's an option of course, but I don't even know why you're bringing it up. It has little do with the idea that longstanding couples heavily into sex will experiment, regardless of what fiction canon we're talking about.

>> No.13698522

>>13698502
I'd travel through the fiercest blizzard and cold to share an igloo with a polar bear girl's fluff wrapped up in a weresheep blanket

>> No.13698525

>>13698514
>monster girls supposed to be as attractive to humans as possible

Maybe? One thing I find funny in these threads is when people discuss monster girls existing it's always how normal women will be ignored because of superior monster girls. The thing is most people DON'T really find monster girls that attractive, if not monster girls would be much more popular.

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>>13698517
>If that was true, the Jabberwock wouldn't have a single scale on her wings or her tail.
Funny that you'd say that, because she actually doesn't.
With KC's art you can usually tell very easily if there's fur or scales or whatever on some body part.

>> No.13698536

>>13698515
>Working on a top floor of a huge office building
>Building starts shaking
>You can see Wurmzilla approaching
>Told her not to do this unless it was REALLY important
>She stops in front of your building
>She ducks her head down so the top is level with the bottom of your window
>Normal wurm is on her head
>You open the window to see why they are here
>Normal wurm holds out hand, tiny wurm is in it
>"We needed kissu..."
>Sign as you kiss the tiny wurm on her head, making her squeal with delight
>Kiss normal wurm on the cheek, she giggles happily
>Wurmzilla raises her lips up to your window
>Kisses your entire body
>Now you are soaked and need to change
>Such is life with the wurm triplets.

>> No.13698540

>>13698522

It makes the Kejourou's hair all the more appealing to me.

That's pretty nice too.

>> No.13698544

>>13698536
>"We needed kissu..."
Cute as hell. I should be having a heart attack right now.

>> No.13698545

>>13698536
>Tiny wurm sits on your head and ratatouilles you with your hair
>You piggyback on regular wurm and control her with her hair
>She sits on wurmzilla's head and slithers about, pulling different strands of hair to control her
>Eventually, all four of you encounter the great Arc-Wurm, who is actually the moon

>> No.13698546

>>13698525
Part of the conflict of MGE and really similar settings like it. People are scared of them or find them alien, even just the idea of them lurking somewhere else in the world. On top of being much rarer than humans to start, and needing humans to reproduce it's little wonder why so many will resort to rape. Sure their massive lust and predatory instincts is the biggest driving factor, but all things considered it probably beats going down the thankless and dangerous path of dealing with a culture that despises and rejects you anyway.

>> No.13698547

>>13698527
You just completely missed the point of that statement.

>> No.13698552

>>13698545
These are the Wurms that will pierce the heavens!

>> No.13698553
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>>13698547
And your statement doesn't have any foundation to begin with. KC usually isn't one to skimp on details. Claiming that something should be there even though it isn't drawn as such just because you think it should is not an argument, it's just headcanon.

>> No.13698555
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13698555

>>13698552
Anything is possible if you ignore common sense hard enough!

>> No.13698556

>>13698536
>>13698545
Cute as fuck. I want to ride Wurmzilla and the Arc-Wurm. Or a truly giant Sandworm. That would be good, too.

>> No.13698558
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13698558

http://pastebin.com/hAL9cpq1

So I have a short story about a ghost going on right now.

I plan on finishing it later but not tomorrow since I have my birthday and all that going on.

I'll be making some new stories afterwards too so look forward to that too.

>> No.13698559

>>13698555
>>13698545
>Super Tengen Toppa Wurm Lagann

>> No.13698561

>>13698448

Yes exactly, thank you Anon.

>> No.13698562

>>13698556
Sandworms are supposedly huge enough as they are. Enough to move in furniture and use her innards as a house. KC just couldn't give this sense of scale with the way profiles are constructed.

>> No.13698563

>>13698448
What would you replace that ugly top left arm with to make her more appealing?

>> No.13698565

>>13698553
>Implying KC isn't lazy as fuck on dark shading, especially blacks
>And inconsistent as fuck on clothing vs body parts

k

>> No.13698569

>>13698559
>Anyone that kisses the hot red guy Yoki dies

>> No.13698570

>>13698563
The gray and green one or the monkey arm?

Either way, replace with a Yeti paw and arm

>> No.13698574

>>13698562
I know. What I want is for them to be bigger still. I want an ancient world eater tier Sandworm.

>>13698558
Looking forward to some more.

>> No.13698575

>>13698570
The latter. That other one isn't ugly.

>> No.13698583

>>13698563
Ugly how?
Why would I replace it?

>> No.13698590

>>13698559
>It looks just like the wurm sisters' dead Ryu onee-san, comeplete with horns made out of wurmhole energy
>During the final fight, she fastball specials the Tengen Toppa Dragon Fusion Wurm, who throws out the Great Moon Wurm, who throws the Arc-Wurm, who throws wurmzilla, who throws wurm, who grabs Anon with her tail and flings him at the final boss.
>Anon takes tinywurm in his hand, and hurls her right at the Final Boss' head
>He's knocked out cold, from the force of an inches-long wurm pelting him at outright impossible speeds, and the universe is saved.

>> No.13698597 [SPOILER] 
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13698597

Would you a cheshire?

Also: I didn't just write Monstrous Endeavors, that shit's old.

>> No.13698599

>>13698527
Damn, that is a fine March Hare...

>> No.13698600

>>13698597

Nah they don't do anything for me.

>> No.13698601

>>13698590
So this is wurm power, not bad.....

>> No.13698602

>>13698597
Yep.

>> No.13698605

>>13698597
Yes
This better be the dick one

>> No.13698607

>>13698558
That was cute. You gonna keep it cute or make it lewd?

>> No.13698609 [SPOILER] 
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>>13698605

>> No.13698610

>>13698597
No. Never.

>> No.13698611

>>13698597
I'd love a cheshire, I'd get used to her antics soon enough and her craziness would keep her invested. Lots of purrsex and invisible public sex to be had too.
But I swear if she keeps putting bologna in her stretch pants to freak me out I'm going to make her deepthroat the whole thing for an hour.

>> No.13698612

>>13698597
10/10 would suck on and kiss forever.

>> No.13698613

>>13698597
Nah, I don't really find them attractive in the least.

>>13698599
Yeah, the image for them that came with the book single handedly put them on my list of maybes. It was real nice.

>> No.13698616
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13698616

>>13698597
I wish they didn't become the subjects of mass shitposting a la >>13698605, and >>13698609

I'd totally read something like pic-related though.

>> No.13698619

>>13698597
Only the non-futa ones.

>> No.13698621
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13698621

>>13698597
>Smug
>Cat ears & tail
>BIG MEATY PAWS
>An ass that just won't quit
Yes

>> No.13698623

>>13698235
>Hinoka
>Setsuna
>Shara
>Rinkah
>Kinu
>Crimson

>Camilla
>Ophelia
>Nyx
>Velour

I'm gonna have to play each version twice or somethin' and then decide on a true waifufor the True Route.

>> No.13698625

>>13698607

Mostly cute with maybe a bit of lewd at the end.

>> No.13698633

>>13698616
I'd become her househusband and care for our litter of 4 daughterus!

>> No.13698634

>>13698625
Alright good. I rather read cute instead of lewd. There's already plenty of lewd in these threads.

>> No.13698635

>>13698616
I'm sorry anon, i don't visit these threads often so i didn't know it was considered shitposting

>> No.13698638

>>13698621
>you will never spank a Cheshire

>> No.13698642
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13698642

>>13698616
Lighten up Anon

>> No.13698643

>>13698616
Okay, that was pretty cute.

>>13698635
To be fair, it's hard to discuss Cheshires w/o someone chiming in about the 'extra equipment'.

>> No.13698657

>>13698597
Yes, especially if they were chubby and/or packing muscle

>> No.13698664

Loli Cheshire in a bellhop uniform

>> No.13698668

>>13698597
Absolutely

>> No.13698680

>>13698638

But that's cat batter, Anon.

>> No.13698686
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13698686

>>13698657
>you will never have a muscular, buddy-buddy fembro/onee-san Cheshire as your neighbour
>you will never her ogle at her abs, plump breasts, and delicious ass
>she will never bake you delicious apple crumble pies using a recipe from her homeland on fridays after school
>she will never make a wholehearted, albeit possessive effort to keep other monstergirls away from you during estrus season
>she will never invite you into her home, claiming she has a special surprise for you
>you will never be left alone in her living room as she goes upstairs to her living room
>you will never by a deus ex machina, and my lack of creativity and writing abilities, find a tape and place it into her VHS player
>you will never, to your surprise find that she's schlicking into the pie mixture, occasionally adding drops of her own blood as well as the release of her own nectar
>you will never come to understand that her fembro personality was actually a facade, and the Cheshire was yandere all along
Eh.

>> No.13698690

>>13698686
>>and my lack of creativity and writing abilities

You're supposed to write in: contrived reasons.

>> No.13698691

>>13698680
Dude nice.

>> No.13698692

>>13698690
Nigga I'm not a writefag.

>> No.13698694

>>13697782
Has anyone made any stories about the Ultimate Paladin yet?

>> No.13698695

>>13698692

You don't self-deprecate or procrastinate in writing MG stories, so I guess not.

>> No.13698697

>>13698686
DODGE ROLL THROUGH THE NEAREST WINDOW

EJECT EJECT EJECT

>> No.13698701

>>13698697
>he doesn't want a beautiful musclebound cheshire with a british accent to go yandere for him
Okay dude.

>> No.13698704

>>13698697
I think, at that point, it's too late.

>> No.13698707

>>13698697
Uh oh, because you were spamming the eject button while trying to dodge roll you only ended up doing the backflip technique in place a bunch of times. Her unreasonably loud footsteps (or is it pawsteps?) are getting louder...

>> No.13698709

>>13698697
>He doesn't want a muchlebound yandere Cheshire
Ok Jim

>> No.13698713

>>13698697
>not doing a stealth kill
Sure, because running always works on yandere types...

>> No.13698715

>>13698701
>>13698709

I'd be okay with it if she didn't cum and bleed on my pie, that shit's just horrendous. She can be as yandere as she wants, just don't fuck with my food.

>>13698707
Dodge roll, then eject. Dodge roll, THEN eject.

>> No.13698725

>>13698715
I'd be okay with the girl-cum-in-food bit. But blood?

That's just asking for trouble. Bloodborne illness is no laughing matter.

>> No.13698738

>>13698715

This time you successfully dodge roll and end up breaking the window. The force of the impact knocks the breath out of you as countless shards of glass painfully pierce your skin. The landing wasn't much better as it turns out. Right onto hard concrete. You fight to stay conscious but in the end you collapse in a pool of your own blood.

You hear a horrified gasp and the sound of someone running towards you.

Next time open the window before jumping out.

>> No.13698743

>>13698738
Better dead than raped.

>> No.13698748

>>13698743
What's wrong with free sex?

>> No.13698749
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>>13698725

Heh, you said Bloodborne.

>> No.13698752

>>13698749
NEVER

EVER

PCUCKS

>> No.13698755

>>13698743
Well, anon, you need to pay attention to these details. No one said anything about dying...I mean you're pretty close to death now but you're alive. In the hospital, to be precise, and more vulnerable than ever.

Sure this is vidya so it'll take a couple of days instead of months to recover but in that time she could strike and you won't be able to fend for yourself in your current condition.

>> No.13698757

>>13698748
I'd rather do it with the waifu. The yandere chesire is not the waifu.

>> No.13698776
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13698776

Nintendo is pretty good at creating original looking monster girls, I hope that the new Zelda has some new ones

>> No.13698788

>>13698725
I don't think monstergirl blood will give you blood-born illnesses, especially if it's blood from a busty /fit/ yandere Cheshire.

>> No.13698796
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>>13698776
Nintendo has always specialized in the creation of fantastic waifus.

>> No.13698798

>>13698788
Could you give a vampire blood-born illnesses? Assuming undead like her can fall ill?

>> No.13698800

>>13698776
was adult link such a gaylord and not hitting that?

>> No.13698802

>>13698798
Nope, cuz mamonomana.

>> No.13698803

>>13697925
fuck that

>> No.13698807

>>13696740
http://i.imgur.com/hk4Ek39.png

>> No.13698809

>>13698802
It could just be that she's a reanimated bloodsucking corpse wouldn't need to resort to that..

>> No.13698814
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13698814

>>13698776
Their flesh hairdo reminds me of FF lamias.

>> No.13698815

>>13698800
He was just an actual kid on the inside and had a job to do, and she had her job to do as a sage so the opportunity to go at it didn't really come up to begin with. After defeating ganon he got sent back to another timeline so he could live as a kid. Things got resolved differently so she never had to chance to meet link or offer her fishpussy. Also he was in a kid's body again so he wouldn't have been thirsty enough to chase after her and wait all those years for her to stop being a loli.

>> No.13698825

>>13698798
Given their biology is based upon processing and assimilating the blood of living creatures, I should think they would be immune to such afflictions, magic and/or undeath aside.

>> No.13698826
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>>13698814
Which reminds me of this:
http://exhentai.org/g/171534/e85ddde334/

>> No.13698829

I want to go around kissing the biggest, toughest, and smuggest monster girls. On the lips.

>> No.13698831

If you had one prehistoric MG to come back to the present, which one would you like to come back?
Note: By prehistoric, I mean from all the way from the beginning of organisms on this planet to the Ice Age, rather than just the dino era.

>> No.13698838
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>>13698831

>> No.13698839

>>13698755
Carefully open my room's window, go through it, escape hospital by sliding down the rain gutter pipe.

>> No.13698842

>>13698829
Which ones?

>> No.13698848

>>13698831
Primordial Soup Slime, which can use anything useful she absorbs to create any type of monster girl, or more of herself.

>> No.13698851

>>13698831
I don't know, man. I'd love to say T-rex or raptors, but there have been so, so many things that existed in prehistory.

>> No.13698856

>>13698842
Ogres, every monster in the "smug squad", every draconic monster, mindflayers, vampires, ushi uni, oomukade, minotaur.

Put all points into luck and speed so I can easily evade them afterwards. I want to see their reactions to a random kissu from someone they were planning on raping.

>> No.13698857
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13698857

So who's supposed to be the good guys here? The monsters or the order?

It seems like half of the monster girl stuff I've come across makes them look like heartless rapists that turn men into mindless sex-toys. Yet the other half are portrayed as loving and sex-hungry cuddle waifus.

Why is there even rape and conflict at all? You'd think the monsters and demons would be all "hey, sex and love is so much better than killing and soul-devouring. Let's try a peaceful sexual paradise thing."

I don't see why the humans wouldn't be on board with this change.

>> No.13698859

>>13698848
A totipotent stem cell slimegirl? The ultimate life form?

>> No.13698860

>>13698857
This discussion is so old hat. Just read the setting info and the thousands of debates about it already.

>> No.13698864

>>13698857
In the MGE, both the demon lord and the order don't want the monsters to change the balance of power and want to keep things the way they were. The average person in MGE is also told lies about how monsters are evil and are killed if they are found with one by the Order.

>> No.13698865

>>13698864
>Demon lord.
Damn, I meant Chief God.

>> No.13698867

>>13698857
They Chief God keeps telling the Order - who keep telling all humans - that monsters are out to eat them and hiding their succubization because she's a sore loser.

>> No.13698874

>>13698814
Where do you put it in?

>> No.13698875

>>13698857
Because when the things that have been trying to annihilate your civilization for as long as mankind has existed suddenly want to fuck you, you don't change your mind about them. Especially when the religion of most of mankind is a peaceful happy one with the exception of demanding monsters die so humanity can live. With a real tangible goddess screaming her edicts down from the heavens.

That being said, KC makes the Order cartoonish bad guys and portrays even the worst monsters like Deruella as good guys. It's weird to see how he sees his own creations when compare it with the setting info, especially when it comes to brainwashing.

>> No.13698876

>>13698874
Her cloaca.

>> No.13698880

>>13698839
You safely made it outside, but slightly injured yourself further doing all of this while practically incapacitated. Now you're outside of hospital care and healing will be slower because of it. No matter where you are in this state you won't be able to defend yourself with all your wounds.On the bright side, changing locations means your Cheshire friend won't find you so quickly or easily. It would be best to enlist help from your friends, family, and maybe ...your waifu? You are a married man, aren't you?

...Also it appears you left your phone and wallet at the hospital since you're in a hospital gown. Too hasty, it's not like they were allowing visiting in your current condition.

>> No.13698881

>>13698875
This actually makes sense. Sure things are shit, but things are sort of shit because of what the previous demon lord put humanity through. Hard to trust them after millenia of 'kill the man rape the woman'.

>> No.13698884

>>13698880
*visitors

>> No.13698891

>>13698875
The Order aren't cartoonish bad guys. Just presented as misguided. Considering the Order makes up people who get corrupted and many adventurers who will encounter monsters so they're actually sympathetic for the most part. If anything they're collectively patronized by monsters.

>> No.13698895

>>13698880
The guy in that greentext was a schoolkid though.

>> No.13698899

>>13698895
Oh. I guess the injuries got to me, us, er you. Well that makes this more absurd. Why didn't you wait for your parents?

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>>13698881
This fake Poland ball from the /a/ days illustrates it.

>> No.13698904

>>13698838
Stop 'Gao'ing!

>> No.13698905

>>13698891
The Order is totally presented as cartoonish bad guys.

>I heard raging mushrooms should let us beat those monsters.
>Let's all take them and go berserker!
>Deus Vult!

>> No.13698907

>>13698899
Oh no, I'm not the guy you were talking to.

>> No.13698912

>>13698905
But with everything taken into account, it's not like their motives are presented as bad guys. Just misguided.

The setting info even had this to say about them.

>From the standpoint of the monsters and those who love them The Order seems like the great evil in the world, but most of its members follow the doctrine and lead virtuous lives, such as priests, holy knights who have a sense of justice, and benevolent sisters.

Because the Order at the end of the day is a big chunk of Humanity and monsters want mankind to be their husbando. So their husbando can't be a bad guy.

>> No.13698913

>>13698875
>That being said, KC makes the Order cartoonish bad guys and portrays even the worst monsters like Deruella as good guys. It's weird to see how he sees his own creations when compare it with the setting info, especially when it comes to brainwashing.
Except he has explicitly said that they are misguided good guys who are being tricked by the goddess who has sent genocide after genocide after them to keep them in check.

>> No.13698919

>>13698905
>This man has invented a new weapon that could turn the tide against the succuhorde
>He calls it a "gun"

>Damnatio ad bestias!

>> No.13698920

>>13698903
So in the beginning we get enslaved by Elves?

This could use some captions.

>> No.13698926

>>13698919
>Give a bunch of Wurms tranquilizer guns
>They protest, not willing to kill men even if they are their enemies
>"No no, it's okay, it doesn't kill them, it just makes them too tired to run away and then you can marry them"
>Send them into battle
>They just start clubbing men with the stocks

>> No.13698928

>>13698920
It's probably just a visual representation of a long history, and I guess you make up the tale yourself based on what you're seeing. The elf thing likely was added for extra irony when humanity enslaves them years later.

>> No.13698929

>>13698926
That's... well, can't argue with the results.

>> No.13698930

>>13698912
>>13698913
He calls them misguided, but at the same time goes out of his way to make them look like a bunch of mooks from a Saturday Morning serial.

He talks about how so many of the Order are oppressed and how the people in charge are a bunch of dumb zealots and so on and so forth. Then gives lots of examples of them acting like total doofs to make the monsters look better when they win.

>> No.13698933

>>13698926
>Chappie make man go to sleep.

>> No.13698938

>>13698926
>They protest, not willing to kill men even if they are their enemies

how can one monster be so pure

>> No.13698939

Daily reminder the Order won't win

Hug your local Lilim and celebrate!

>> No.13698949

>>13698930
I get Marine vibes from One Piece. In that manga it's entirely dependent on the individual whether they are good or bad. They also protect the world from pirates which are 90% straightforward rape and pilalge scumbags. A lot of the higher ups can be worse than their underlings but many are good folks too. Maybe it's something like that.

Even so, to get this vibe you would have to apply the meta knowledge of monstergirls. Which most Order members don't have. The ones that experience monstergirls first hand even hesitate to kill them a lot of the time. That was also states.

It's also written that they made many advances for human kind culturally and scientifically.

It's not so black and white, but of course they're going to attack monsters and for monster lovers that's always going to be villainous. In-universe? Just like attacking any old JRPG baddie.

>> No.13698950

>>13698926
It's like leading Ogryn, serpentine, adorable Ogryn

>> No.13698951

>>13698899
Gotta man the fuck up and walk it off. I'm making absurd choices because why not.

>> No.13698954

>>13698939
I'd rather hug my local Tentacle. They can hug you back with more limbs.

>> No.13698956
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>>13698939
The Order and monsters working together to do good deeds for the community will be unstoppable

>> No.13698958
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>>13698956
This guy gets it.

>> No.13698961

>>13698956
Combat Yetis! Special Hugs and Tactics!

>> No.13698962

>>13698958
>You will never make Priscilla that happy

Damn

>> No.13698964

>>13698831
Speaking of prehistory, I thought of an idea that could help KC's problem with placement.
The previous/present Demon Lord was/had a Lich assistant. The Lich raised up fossils, mainly because who wouldn't want a prehistoric army, and during the raising, the Mana affected them, creating prehistoric MGs.

>> No.13698965

>>13698956
Seriously though. You'd think with how warlike humans act, all they'd have to do is offer aid to a few war-torn cities and they would have to beat humans off with sticks afterwards.

>> No.13698967

>>13698939
>tfw you and redeemer purubus slay lilim heretic

>> No.13698968

>>13698961
Are they masters of CQC (Close Quarters Cuddling)?

>> No.13698972

>>13698956
So, that guy. He started with a Yeti on his back, then had Yeti daughteru armor, and is now covered in little MGs. Whats the next step in this progression?

>> No.13698974

>>13698939
I'm my local Lilim's biggest fan! I love her!

>> No.13698977

>>13698972
Well, MG mechs of course.

>> No.13698978

>>13698968
Solid Snow! Remember the basics of CQC!

>> No.13698980
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13698980

Ah, Sir anon, it's been a while. What has it been, almost a year since I was sent out to duty? I just got back and I came to see you as soon a I heard the news about you and that.....thing. You're not really planning on marrying that disgusting monster, are you? Have you not listened to my warnings about those disgusting creatures? She won't love you, she'll just use you and throw you away. Is temporary bliss worth throwing away centuries of pure human breeding?

Please, as your friend, you should just forget about her and find nice human girl.

>> No.13698981
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13698981

Please be excite for the new oppai loli branch of the sabbath.

>> No.13698983

>>13698981
Ah! Please don't turn me into a frog!

>> No.13698985

>>13698980
Sure I never liked monsters anyway.

>> No.13698987

>>13698980
Ah. A nice human girl, you say?
And who would you recommend to be a "nice human girl?"

>> No.13698990

>>13698980
It's always nice to see upstanding young ladies intent on using their boymakers to provide the next generation of monsters with husbandos.

>> No.13698994

>>13698981
I'm curious, have you ever looked into Katakuri-ko's oppai loli stuff?

>> No.13698995

>>13698990
Only after they get back from their duty of killing the current generation of monsters of course.

>> No.13698996

>>13698980
Ah, you're late, Dame Femanon. I was wed to her a few moons ago.

>> No.13698997
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>>13698597
They're really cute and the sub gimmick of every word of hers sounding dirty sounds endearingly cute to me for some reason.

I just want to get a big ol litter of chesire kittens and take care of all of them.

>> No.13698999

>>13698980
Thoughs are some delicious thighs.

>> No.13699003

>>13698939
>implying we need the Order to beat monster scum
kek

>> No.13699006

>>13698999
Are they? They look pretty average to me.

>> No.13699007

>>13698981
>Branch
They're a splinter faction if anything anon. The Sabbath's leader hates anyone with bigger breasts than her.
They're probably members of the Reverse Sabbath, along with the MILFs and the Onee-sans.

>> No.13699008

>>13698978
>Patrolling the base, bored as can be as you look for someone trying to break in.
>Suddenly feel two fuzzy paws grab you and pull you back into the shadows.
>Tan skin and a pouting face flash passed you as slumber comes, the odd girl monologing about the duty of a soldier.

>> No.13699009

>>13698938
People underestimate wurms. They are innocence manifest.
You know how children are cruel, because they haven't learnt social tact or ethics yet and just say or do whatever comes to mind? Wurms aren't like that. They're born with the instinct to spread kindness and happiness. Their single-track minds are developed from a core principle to love and seek love. Both with a husband, with their friends and family, and for those around them.
Wurms are quite literally love. Their purity can stand against all the fallacies, corruption and shortcomings of humans and monstergirls, and come out of it utterly unphased. With their strength, they'll push the whole planet into a brighter age, and their faith won't falter no matter how far her friends fall.

When wurms die, they go straight to Heaven, where Mr Rogers personally buys each and every one of them an ice cream of her choice. Even the legendary triple strawberry cornetto, an ice cream so delicious, it was outlawed and erased from history because of how much it devalued every other ice cream.

Fuck, I'm talking bullshit. Goddamn.

>> No.13699010

>>13698997
>litter of cuddly chesire kittens who curl up and nap with you at night, popping into position one by one.

>> No.13699012

>>13699006
Probably. I have a headsplitting headache but I just woke up so I can't sleep it off.

>> No.13699017

>>13698981
What if I don't?

>> No.13699018

>>13699010
>The first one in the cuddlepile every night is their mother.
I just want to cuddle monstergirls anon. I don't even need to have sex with them, I just want to be loved. But with monstergirls I understand that sex is gonna happen.

>> No.13699022

>>13699010
>you always get either that one or two who decide to pop in on your lap in lewd positions.

>> No.13699023

Which monster girls get along well with human women?

>> No.13699026

>>13699010
Before they go to sleep they always ask you an incredibly difficult philosophical question.

As you answer in detail, they eventually fall asleep.

>> No.13699028

>>13699022
>Implying that their mother doesn't sit there.

>>13699023
I'd assume Centaurs and Elves.

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>>13699023

>> No.13699031

>>13699009
They're still inferior to normal Dragons tho

>> No.13699037

>>13698980
>Marry her
>Wait for a son
>Proceed to slowly monsterize her

>> No.13699041

>>13698951
Oh no! I got sucked into CYOA stuff.

You attempt to walk it off and partially succeed. If you call staggering and stumbling about the parking lot a success, that is.

It seems you're many miles from home. With no transport, nor cash, nor an able body for strenuous actions.

At least you had your looks and charisma. Sort of...

There's a bus stop not too far from you and a pay phone. From this distance it's hard to make out but it looks like there's a few folks waiting at the bus stop.

To quote an old Wurm proverb: "Wat do?"

>> No.13699042

>>13698980
Well someone turned into a rude cunt after a good year.

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>>13699009
They're childishly selfish though to such an extent that they cause massive property damage and destruction. To the point that people fear them more than dragons.

>> No.13699047

>>13699037
Everyone always fucking says this trying to fence sit and get the best of both worlds.

>> No.13699049

>>13699029
That was a cute manga.

>> No.13699050

>>13699047
Playing smart isn't fence sitting.

>> No.13699053

>>13699047
there's something wrong with this concept?

>> No.13699054

>>13698985
She smiles and thanks you, saying she knew you make the right choice.But as you turn around, you see your fiancee looking very angry
>>13698987
The question catches her off guard, but she manages to give you a answer "Um, Well, I was thinking it should be someone kind and brave, who could protect you from the filth of this world, someone who knows you very well, and could do she best to make you happy"

>>13698990
She seems a bit embarrassed by your direct language, but she looks away and that it's the way things should be., with a human man and a woman having beautiful children and monsters dying alone with barren wombs.

>>13698996
Her smile drops as you her the news. "Oh. W-Well I hope you two are happy together. At least for a while" She quickly turns away and makes her leave before she can cry in front of you.

>>13698999
She gasps and chews you out for saying such things to a paladin like her! How dare you! She liked to hear it anyway

>>13699037
You agree to marry her in the happiest day of her life. After you gives you a daughter and a son, you make your move and slip a potion into her tea. Soon it takes hold and you have a lovely monster wife and human children.

>>13699042
She punches you into the face, saying that she always wanted to protect your smile, but if you want to be a idiot and doom yourself, then she won't help you even if you lick her boots while begging for it. She stomps off in a fury.

>> No.13699055

>>13699050
>Trying to monsterize a paladin
>Smart

You wont feel so smart when your "wife" is about to purge you

>> No.13699056

>>13699047
>Blah blah blah sit on the fence blah blah blah best of both worlds
>Stop using your wits to get the optimal outcome! You can only pick one side!
Fuck this argument and fuck everyone who uses it.

>> No.13699058

>>13699026
>Daddy, why is up up and down down? Couldn't one mans up be another mans down?
>Infact, couldn't one person have their perception switched so that their up is our down and ours their down? Wouldn't this mean that up and down are the same yet different?

>> No.13699061

>>13699056
Implying that drugging your wife to monsterize her is a good argument. So much for loving her as she is.

>> No.13699063

>>13699054
Kind and brave, huh? Who could protect me from the filth of this world. And someone who knows me well? I think you may have described my mother
But in all seriousness, I'm trying to think of someone who would fit the description -other from my mother- and nothing's ringing any bells
Any suggestions?

>> No.13699064

>>13699023
The ones that don't always try to monsterize woman, of course. The rest depend on the personalities of those involved.

>> No.13699066

I've been kicking around some ideas for a story for a bit now. Here goes.

>Knock knock.
>'Oh, go away..'
>Knock. Knock. Knock.
>The knocking at your door is becoming hard to ignore
>A few moments of hopeful silence pass
>KNOCK. KNOCK KNOCK.
>Whoever it is, they don't seem to be leaving
>You hate visitors
>Why can't people leave you alone?
>Now that you own your grandparents' old house, you get a lot of solicitors
>Your grandparents had been extremely wealthy, and their neighborhood was prone to humans and monstergirls alike who were looking to dig some gold
>You live alone, obviously.
>Your grandparents had willed you their house (as well as a small sum of money) as a final dig at your mother, whom they disowned when she married your father
>You had never been close to your grandparents at all as family relations were always minimal and generally hellacious
>Your parents had urged you to sell the large, almost mansion-like house, but you refused
>Family relations be damned, a free house was a free house
>Having a house just fall in to your lap like that was the easy option, you are perfectly content to sit at home on the internet and slowly drain away at your inheritance
>The mansion was your little oasis of isolation; comfortable, quiet and lonely
>THUMP. THUMP.
>That definitely sounded like a foot.
>Not an extremely strong one, but a foot nonetheless
>You grudgingly tear yourself away from your bright computer screen
>It's darker than you thought
>Now that it is wintertime, light fades fast
>You leave your bedroom and flip on the light in the hall
>You ignore the dust and grime caking the furniture and floor
>Cleaning is not your thing
>Ignoring it is fairly easy, you only use your single bedroom and the kitchen anyway
>Someone could be using the whole rest of the house and you probably wouldn't even know about it
>Whatever.

>> No.13699067

>>13699061
No, it's not about this specific scenario of monsterizing a human girl, it's about the "waaah he's 'fence sitting'!" whining in general.

>> No.13699068

>>13699067
Wrong tag, my bad

>> No.13699069

>>13699055
I'm assuming anyone who tries isn't going to fuck it up. If you fail you're in deep shit. If you succeed then there's no problem.

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>>13699054
Good, the only one that needs to protect my own smile is my beloved and I'll protect hers even if she did send me for a good half year through homeless hell.

>> No.13699074

>>13699072
>spoiler

Why didn't she make you an offer you couldn't refuse before it go to that point?

>> No.13699077

>>13699067
Forced corruption people are pretty shit too though.

>> No.13699079

>>13699072
OH GOOD LORD

LOOK
AT
DEM
MAMMIES

>> No.13699081

What if a mindflayer made a paladin think she was a monster? But without installing monster instincts.
So she would use her "monsterization" as an excuse to do all those lewd things to that fellow knight she always loved.

>> No.13699082

>>13698980
>>13699054
>Wants to protect my smile
>Kind and brave and wants to make me happy
Normally I'm into loving protective Monster Girls, but she seems perfect. I'll give myself to her under one condition She has to pretend to be my older sister and let me call her onee-san.

>> No.13699083

>>13699074
Because I was a stubborn shit that turns out could not live primarily on berries in the wilderness.
You can bet I took her second chance offer.

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>>13699029
Why are tentacle monsters such bros.
Even KC's Tentacle Brain seems cool.

>> No.13699085

>>13699077
Seriously, the forced corruption thing bugs me. Why bother doing anything if you can just be rewritten into a fuck toy.

>> No.13699087

>>13699072
I want to give a Tanuki "alternative payment"!
And by that I mean marry and impregnate her.

>> No.13699090

>>13699084
He was too good for this world

>> No.13699092

>>13699008
>Psycho Mantis fight
>It's a Mindflayer with a gas mask on
>Sniper Wolf is just a Wolf Girl
>Otacon thinks this is just like his Monmusu eroge

>> No.13699095

>>13699085
Forced corruption is always shit but I dont think its as easy as people make it out to be. You cant just drug someones tea and they turn into a monster an hour later.

>> No.13699099

>>13699095
Unfortunately that is the case with KC monsters. Women go monster at basically the drop of a hat. Men take longer to go incubus because the SE produced by men acts as a buffer.

>> No.13699100

>>13699095
I think such things exist but they're not easily accessible for humans. Even the upper crust. 5 star rarity and such.

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>>13699087
>Investing personal capital in Tanuki.
>Playing right into their carefully managed plans.
>Not self-immolating out of spite
I approve.

>> No.13699104

>>13699099
For them it's their version of a game over. So they monsterize as easily as a man becomes a monster's husbando.

>> No.13699106

>>13699031
Don't you have some coins to polish for your mistress' horde?

>> No.13699108

>>13699103
I want a Tanuki to call me her goytoy !

>> No.13699109

>>13699103
Oh god, this is too adorable

>> No.13699112

>>13699063
She thinks for a moment, then pulls yo in for a kiss. "There" She says after breaking it "Does that explain who you should be with?"

>>13699072
She scowls and starts to go into a rant about how nooks fix the economy, cause wars, invented AIDS and autism, and make boys into their bitches

>>13699082
Ar first she thinks you're a pervert, but after you give her a hug calling her the best onee-chan ever, her knees almost give out and she has to resist carrying you off to bed and taking you like a recused prince in a fairy tale.

>> No.13699116

>>13699092
>Revolver Ocelot is still a human who likes twirling guns too much

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>>13699116
Revolver Ocelot.

>> No.13699126

>>13699116
>He has a cheshire waifu waiting for him at home
At night before they sleep, he always whispers into her ear
I love the feeling of slamming a long silver bullet
into your well greased chamber

>> No.13699128

>>13699112
>"Does that explain who you should be with?"
Actually, no. You were a bit vague and lost me halfway. You really need to work on your explanation skills if you want to become a commander
Here, a more detailed explanation. Keep note

>> No.13699129

>>13699116
The Colt Single Action Army, the greatest handgun ever made. Six shots, more than enough to kill any monster that moves.

>> No.13699130

>>13699066
Maybe you should organize the flow of events better, you start talking about someone knocking at the door then you leave people in suspense wanting to know who it is and just start talking about the background, i really want to know who's knocking dammit.

Though i know shit about writefaggotry, not sure how that business works.

>> No.13699131

>>13699103
It's not playing right into her plan if it was my plan too.
Gonna romance the fuck out of her. Homemade cooking made with love goddamn it. Gonna give her a goodbye kiss every goddamn day when she goes to work and ruffle our daughteru's hair.

>> No.13699133

>>13699112
>She thinks for a moment, then pulls you in for a kiss

Lewd I wonder what my ex-fiance thinks about all of this.

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>>13699123
Revolver Ocelot.

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>>13699084

>> No.13699136

>>13699112
>she has to resist carrying you off to bed and taking you like a recused prince in a fairy tale.
Why fight nature? Paladin Nee-chan should follow her inner older sister instincts and make her new husband/otouto feel special and safe. Also

>She's redpilled on Tanukis
10/10 would cuddle in bed and whisper what a great Onee-san she is and how I'll never leave her side.

>> No.13699138

>>13699123
I'm pleasantly surprised that someone had the foresight to check those repeating digits.

>> No.13699139

>>13698980
Invite her in to discuss her outdated beliefs, we can have a some nice tea and a threesome.

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>>13699092
I suppose this delivery I received is relevant now.

>> No.13699143

>>13698262
Oh no, you're not leading me away from girlabs
stay away from me

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>>13699112
I remind her to calm herself before she gets taken to court for spouting hate crimes while reminding her of the 6 million fluffy tails.

By this time my waifu would probably come out after hearing the commotion.

>> No.13699145

>>13699066
>You strain your eye as you look through the peephole in your large, ornate front door
>Your hand instinctively drifts to the gun you keep hidden on the underside of your hall table
>It's too dark to see much of anything, and your porch light has been burned out for several months
>You can see the outline of something, but it is far too hard to make out
>Knock... knock...
>You jump in surprise as whoever-it-is knocks again right as you are about to turn the doorknob
>That knock was definitely quieter than the previous ones
>It seemed almost like the person on the other side was about to give up
>'Good, they're about to leave.'
>You don't know why you still want to open the door though
>Your hand is still clutching the doorknob
>This bastard had gotten you out this far, it would piss you off if you didn't have a chance to chew them out for that
>The heavy wooden door creaks a bit as you open it and you shiver a bit as the frigid winter air rushes inside
>It doesn't usually snow where you live, but it still gets extremely cold
>Your hand tightens around your gun as the dim light from the back of the hall casts a faint glow over the figure on your doorstep
>The figure seemed to be in the process of leaving, but they whirl around as they hear the door open behind them
>An odd, rustling noise comes from the person as they move
>"Hello?" you call
>The pale, emaciated, ghost-like face of a woman locks with yours
>She looks like she hasn't eaten in days, or even weeks
>She is shivering uncontrollably in the cold
>The dirty, shredded rags of what used to be a dress hang off of her skinny form
>Her arms seem to be wrapped in a massive, feathery bundle that's covered with a coat
>Why the hell isn't she wearing it?
>A coat that feathery seems like it'd be extremely comfortable at this time of year
>Her desperate green eyes dart over you as she takes in your scrawny, slightly disheveled appearance

>> No.13699148

>>13699092
>Anon the guard is the only man on the island, other than the captives.
>Has to deal with a doppelgänger who rule 63s people and one tried to bed him by being girl him
>An aging cat girl who's captured him for 'torture' more than once and has a fetish for revolvers
>A huge, black feathered crow tengu with a minigun from Alaska who's asked him more than once to 'pull her ear', whatever that means.
>A mindflayer in a gasmask who try's to mind control him into bed with her
>A werewolf sniper and her pack of loli sisters who've tried to get the two of you together more than once
>And finally, the boss herself, Liquid Snow, a yeti who keeps shouting "Oniichan!" at you and has ruthlessly cuddled you into submission after you mentioned that liquid snow is just water.
>Whatever, it's not like a brown haired yeti in a bandanna and a cyborg kit dine are going to sneak in, that would be crazy.

>> No.13699153

>>13699144
>I remind her to calm herself before she gets taken to court for spouting hate crimes while reminding her of the 6 million fluffy tails.

Your already lost to the brainwashing but your time will come on the day of the rope.

>> No.13699155

>>13699130
Yeah, I was trying to build suspense. Looking back, I could have done it differently.

>> No.13699164
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>>13698994
You'd better believe it.

>> No.13699165

>>13699084
That kid was not a bro.

>> No.13699171

>>13699164
I'm just gonna take those two home now.
Don't mind me.

>> No.13699180

>>13699148
>Instead of Johnny we get Anon as he tries to deal with a all the crazies around him and earn a paycheck
It ends with him finally snapping in four, interrupting Solid Snow and Liquid Werecats fight to bone the both of them into submission before retiring to Alaska with them to raise husky girls.

>> No.13699182

>>13699128
She grabs your shoulders and says it outright "I've always liked you! Please give me a chance!"

>>13699133
That thing you thought you loved look shocked at the whole scene and is waiting for you to explain yourself.

>>13699136
Not wanting a distant onee-san, you continue to tease her. Soon, she no longer can ignore the aching between her legs and jumps you one day.After she's done ravishing you, she pulls you in for a hug and whispers how she'll always love you and keep you safe.

>>13699139
The idea of a threesome almost makes her leave, but you making it clear that this is the only chance she'll get and your wife whispering your bedroom abilities into her ear make her agree. With her own pent up lust and your wife's coaching, paladin-chan makes the threesome last for hours. When you wake up in the morning, you see her eating breakfast with your wife and pleasantly talking to her. She waves you over and apologies for being rude, and she says she hopes you three can get together again son.

>>13699144
On saying your wife, she gets even angrier and calls her all sorts of names, accusing her of corrupting you. She challenges your waifu to a fistfight, right now.

>> No.13699184

>>13699171
But anon, the innocent look is just an act. The second you get home, they'll pounce and sandwich your penis in their breasts and give you paizuri for hours before cuddling with you and claiming you as their husband.

Surely you don't want that...do you?

>> No.13699187
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>>13699164
My nigga.

>> No.13699189

>>13699084
Source?

>> No.13699196

>>13699184
I'm super ok with that.
I'll even carry then around nod when they get tired.

>> No.13699198

>>13699182
>get together again son

A rather telling slip of the tongue, eh?

>> No.13699200

>>13699182
A chance huh? Please, be more specific
I mean, it's been painfully obvious you liked me. You're not exactly subtle. But, I want to hear it from you: the person whose heart must be beating a thousand times a minute after locking lips with the one you love!
Please, do tell, before your red face causes you to pass out. You're cute, but with all that armour you're not exactly the lightest tool in the shed

>> No.13699201
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>>13699182
She will of course, have none of that and simply decides to be the bigger endowed woman and take me back into her house telling me not to play with the crazies.

>> No.13699207

>>13699182
Goodness, onee-chan is a pretty lewd girl to let her instincts get THAT much of a hold over her. And they say lewd girls might corrupt into Monster Girls!

Not that it matters, I'll always trust my big sister to keep me safe, and I'll always be with her, supporting her however way possible.

>> No.13699211

>>13699145
Is that a Kiki? don't let the Kiki die pls, Kikis are olev.

>> No.13699218

>>13699145
>The woman on your doorstep blinks furiously, and smiles at you
>It's the kind of smile that is most definitely fake, it reminds you of a salesman's smile or a butler's smile
>Well practiced, and fairly convincing to most people
>"Sir, if you don't mind my asking, may I please come inside?"
>Despite her professional words, her voice is weak and quivers as she tries to hold herself together
>"Ummm..."
>You have no idea how to react to people like this just asking to come into your home
>"Please, sir? Or would you prefer I called you... Master?"
>The tiny hint of a blush crosses her sickly face and her eyes are full of hope and desperation
>That last word makes your heart jump and your memory spark
>This is a Kikimora.
>She speaks in almost exactly the same way as your grandparents' old maid had
>You had only met that maid a few times, but the two of you had been very friendly with each other
>You try to push away the nostalgic memories of one particular night when you were young and had stayed the night with your grandparents
>"Sir? Master? My daughter and I are so cold..."
>"Daughter?"
>You definitely only see one Kikimora in front of you
>The Kiki struggles to support her feathery coat-bundle with one arm
>Your stomach seems to fall into an endless pit as she flips the corner of the coat up for a second
>A tidal wave of understanding smashes in to you as you catch a glimpse of the almost gray face of a tiny girl
>Her eyes are closed and she shivers uncontrollably as the cold wind blasts in her face
>You aren't sure, but she doesn't look any more than five years old
>"S-sure... Come in I guess."
>The Kikimora covers her precious daughter's face again and bows her head to you frantically
>"Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you..."
>She repeats herself several more times and gratefully steps inside
>You close the door, pondering your next move
>You have to get them warm, somehow.
>"Um... follow me. Let me see if I can get a fire started or something."

>> No.13699225

>>13699200
She blushes madly as she confesses that she wants to be your wife and make you happy and give your human boys who will marry only human girls.

>>13699201
The paladin bangs on the windows and screams some very rude things before the police arrest her.

>>13699207
She says you its your fault for being such a slutty otouto, but she loves you anyway.

>> No.13699226

>>13699084
Yuuki Ray's 'Monster Age!'
http://hentaifromhell.org/yuuki-ray-monster-age-shota-eater/

>> No.13699236
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>>13699225
>your fault for being such a slutty otouto
What a mean Onee-chan!

>> No.13699237
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13699237

Would you a Tanuki who didn't want the rich life, and would rather just grow some fruits and vegetables to sell at the local farmer's market?

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Holy fuck there should be some kind of strict "fluff limit" law for these crazy ass monsters. They're fucking out of control, man.

I mean check this shit out.

>> No.13699241

>>13699226
That was for >>13699189.

>> No.13699243

>>13699236
Well, that's what happens when you act like a clit-tease.

>> No.13699245

>>13699241
Thanks

>> No.13699247

>>13699237
Sure. Bonus cuddlepoints to her for being humble.

>> No.13699252

>>13699236
It's true. You were asking for it.

>> No.13699257

>>13699225
My oh my, you're practically as red as a tomato. I guess that's what happens when you confess to a person you love. A person who you've tried so hard to keep your feeling for in check for so long that you up and kiss them, may it be out of impulse or because it all just bubbled over
Think of what the troops would think! The once refined and well respected paladin of the order not a blushing, stuttering mess whose confessed their feelings to the one they love. You can't even keep eye contact now, huh?
I can practically hear your heart racing. The way your squirming is oh so adorable. I bet you're trying to restrain yourself from doing anything brash. Then again, the kiss
But, my petit chou fluex, I can see it in your eyes you want to take things further. But, only a vile monster would do something like that!

But think about it. Wouldn't it feel so good?

>> No.13699260

It's 4am and I'm still up writing and working.

I need a timekeeping anubis to reintroduce control to my life. Or at least give me shoulder massages.

>> No.13699263

>>13699243
>>13699252
W-Wanting to be really close with your onee-chan isn't slutty. And even if it was, onee-chans like slutty otoutos, right? Slutty only for them of course.

>> No.13699264

>>13699257
At this point I would just punch you your starting to sound and act like a dick.

>> No.13699270

>>13699264
It can't be helped

>> No.13699275

>>13699257
She babbles something about being busy and to call her and runs off.

>> No.13699277

>>13699260
>Thought I would finish a story today
>At 27k words
>Already wrote 2k today
>Still need to write a couple more
>And go back and do some additional editing

Fuck me. This was supposed to be a tiny short. I've been working on this since May.

>> No.13699283

>>13699275
And so begins the corruption of champions

>> No.13699287

>>13699277
>9800 words
>started writing it almost a year ago

It's been deleted and done over two or three times, and I've written other stuff since then, but still.
This is suffering.

>> No.13699290
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13699290

>you will never have a kraken onee-chan

>> No.13699293
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I will be amazed if there is ever another monstergirl as perfect as this one.

>> No.13699295

>>13699277
>Been writing a story for a while
>Tell myself I'll get back to it eventually
>That was a year ago
I-I did say eventually

>> No.13699301

>>13699218
>You lead the Kiki down the hall and into the living room
>God damn, it's been a long time since you've been in here
>As you turn on the light, the familiar musty smell of old wood and fabric meets your nose
>The antique furniture of the living room is exactly as you remember it
>Well, it's a little dustier than you remember it, but everything is in the same place
>There's even some firewood still in the basket beside the fireplace
>"Come sit here."
>You point to the large, plush armchair right by the fire
>Wordlessly, the Kiki obeys you
>She still seems shocked and awed at her new surroundings
>She can barely believe her luck
>Even though she is about an inch or so taller than you, the Kikimora looks terribly small and weak as she huddles around her daughter in the big chair
>You waste no time in pulling your lighter from your pocket and getting the fire started
>The old, dry logs catch very quickly and the fire roars to life
>"I'm gonna go find you some blankets. You should stay here and warm up."
>The still shivering Kiki looks up at you, her face stained by tears of joy and gratitude
>"Y-yes, Master!"
>You go back into the hall and in to your bedroom

>How did it come to this?
>The show you had left playing on your computer has long since ended
>A few minutes ago you were enjoying your show without a care in the world
>Now, you have two half dead Kikimoras to take care of
>You've always had a soft spot for their species, you'd never really gotten over your grandparents' maid
>You're only noticing it now, but you thought about that sweet, old, deliciously busty Kiki more than you realized
>You always found yourself wishing to go back to that one time
>Whatever happens, you aren't sure you really want the new Kikis to leave
>Blankets now in hand, you pause in front of the barely open living room door
>You can barely hear the low murmuring of the older Kiki's voice over the crackling of the fire, but your ears adjust as you stand there

>> No.13699303

>>13699293
What wurm subspecies is this?

>> No.13699304

>>13699240
My God, it's full of fluff.

>> No.13699309

>>13699303
Some Pokemon meme recolor

>> No.13699317

>>13699295
I know that feel.

>> No.13699321

>>13699309
Going by the colours then, it's probably a ghost type. But I can't place the green.

Spiritomb, maybe?

>> No.13699324

>>13699317
>>13699295
Thirding this, I'm still feeling burn out and can't manage more than green texts.

>> No.13699329

>>13699317
>>13699324
You want to know the worse part? I'll write shorts but everytime I look at it I say I'll get back to it eventually

>> No.13699350

>>13699304
Just imagine when she grows in nine of those things.
You won't need a bed any more.

>> No.13699351

>>13699301
Is this a hint of yandere I'm smelling?

>> No.13699354

>>13699350
Doors will be a bitch though.

>> No.13699356

>>13699350
I want to be sentenced to her mofu ball.

>> No.13699361

>>13699354
Double doors for every room in the house.

>> No.13699386 [SPOILER] 
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13699386

Were you expecting a good manga? Too bad, it's just me, Dakini.GAKAKAKAKA

>> No.13699391

>>13699301
You better not just stop and never finish like the last adopt-a-kiki story.

>> No.13699393

>>13699277
I hope by editing you mean actual editing where you tear through the manuscript, add and remove scenes and alter most aspects to flow better.
Not just proofreading that anons like to call editing.

>> No.13699397

>>13699391
I'm still butthurt about that, i want my warming adopt-a-kiki story.

>> No.13699400

>>13699386
I miss her.

>> No.13699401

>>13699386
She actually looks cute.

>> No.13699404

>>13699397
I'm not. I knew what would happen as soon as he mentioned not knowing where to go with the story from where he was, and braced myself. Would have been nice to see it though.

>> No.13699410

>>13699301
>"...so lucky Maya... we're so lucky... Master is going to care for us now... Master... Master has to... He'll love us, and protect us and..."
>"I'm back."
>You knock on the door before entering
>The Kiki's words were a little unnerving, especially now that you notice that her daughter is still unconscious
>She had drawn the coat away from her daughters face and was caressing her little face with her hand
>You chalk her earlier words up to exhaustion and emotion and push them out of your mind
>She should be fine once she's healthy
>Now that you've had a chance to look at the little Kiki, she seems to be in a little better shape than her mother
>She isn't nearly as skinny, but her complexion is just as pale and gray
>You drape blanket after blanket over the pair until they are merely faces in a mountain of soft fluffy fabric
>"So. What brings you here?"
>"Master doesn't want to know that..."
>The Kikimora's green eyes stare steadily at the floor
>She seems to have finally stopped shivering, but that's just a tiny step
>"Master DOES want to know that. He also want's to know your name, if it's not so much trouble."
>She nods
>"Hera is my name. My daughter is Maya."
>"I'm Anon. Now, I do want to help you, but I need to know about you first."
>"I apologize for my selfishness, Master. I was involved in a rather unfortunate contract after I graduated from the Maid Academy in this city."
>"I see."
>"At first, my former employer was normal, but he grew distant after he... married."
>Hera's face expression is bitter
>"Even though I was pregnant with his, he still married. I didn't know what to do... so I just stayed. I hoped that someday..."
>She is struggling to control the tears streaming down her face
>"That someday he would love me again. I raised our baby in secret, even HE didn't know. He thought I had gotten rid of her until..."
>The Kiki rocks back and forth a little as she holds her little daughter close as she sobs quietly for a moment

>> No.13699423

>>13699410
Well shit, now I wish I didn't know.

>> No.13699424

>>13698680
shut the fuck up you memeing faggot

>> No.13699426

>>13699410
>especially now that you notice that her daughter is still unconscious
Oh no.

>> No.13699427

>>13699404
I'm not at all surprised either, but there's nothing against being both unsurprised and disappointed.

>> No.13699434

>>13699410
She should have known better then to fuck a married man and just did her normal maid duties.

>> No.13699435

>>13699427
Yeah, that's fair enough. That's why I mentioned bracing myself. Helps take the sting away from things. Not that I really feel much disappointment anyway. Hard to be disappointed when you don't really expect much.

>> No.13699441

>>13699410
All of a sudden, I have the strangest feelings of pure impotent rage

>> No.13699449
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13699449

Whatcha drinkin tonight montrous grill enthusiasts?

>> No.13699452

>>13699410
I'm hoping this ends in healing a lot, we still need healing Kiki stories, all we got is yandere/suffering Kikis and that's not cool.

>> No.13699454

>>13699449
Nothing because I'm fighting the urge to pass out and sleep.
I gotta stop staying up till 4

>> No.13699455

>>13699449
Throwback Dr. Pepper

>Not calling me a nerd

Why do I feel so empty?

>> No.13699460

>>13699449
Water, like every night. Stomach can't really handle alcohol very well, and milk messes with me.

>> No.13699461

>>13699449
Damn, that mofu has a huge nose.

>> No.13699462

>>13699452
>Raising another mans unwanted child.

god I hope it dosent have a beta end like that.

>> No.13699466 [DELETED] 

>>13699449
Humming "Avalon" from Ace Combat Zero's OST to myself.

>> No.13699467

>>13699410
>>13699426
NO! NO! NO! That baby is still ok. She just needs to be warm

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>>13699454
>>13699455
>>13699460
Don't worry nerds, I'll drink enought for the lot of us!

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>>13699449
chocolate milk

>> No.13699477

>>13699462
>It turns out that it was really your child
>You sold one of your testicles for some easy money
>He is sterile and recieves your testes
>He impregnates her with your semen

>> No.13699486

>>13699410
>You do your best to remain calm and inviting, looking at Hera with a kind look on your face as she struggles to continue her story
>"One day he found out. He told me to fix things that night, or else."
>Tears are falling freely from her eyes
>Her gaze meets yours for a single moment before returning to the floor
>You have no idea what to say, but that single look from the distraught Kiki tells you that just listening to her is enough
>"I... terminated that contract, but my former employers were not happy that I acted on my own and without orders. They... they tried to take my Maya..."
>You can feel your heart almost ripping apart inside your chest
>After years of being emotionally withdrawn, your feelings have been thrown into overdrive
>Your desire to help and protect these two is overwhelming
>"I left. I took her and I left, before they could take her. I couldn't go back to the Academy, I had illegally ended my employment. I made sure to leave no traces, so we're completely alone. We've been on the streets for months now."
>"Well, you can stay here as long as you want. Thank you for telling me that. I'm here to help."
>Hera smiles tearfully at you, genuine hope beginning to shine in her eyes again
>"I do want to know one thing, though. Why here? I mean, there are a lot of other, probably richer people on this block."
>"Yours was the only house that didn't smell like other females."
>Her blunt reply makes you blush a little
>"Well, uh... Let me get you some food, hmm? I'm sure you two are hungry."
>"No, Master... I can get it myself. You shouldn't have to bother with feeding your maid."
>Her infinitesimal blush has returned
>You aren't quite sure what to think about the fact that she called herself 'your maid' already, but it definitely made part of you happy
>"Nonsense. If nothing else, you can at least repay me later, right?"
>"Y-yes, Master."
>"Right then. Does soup sound okay?"
>Hera nods, and you go into the kitchen to cook

>> No.13699487

>>13699449
Water.

Trying to cut back on the sodas.

>> No.13699490

>>13699449
I already had a few drinks for lunch, so just water.

>> No.13699498
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>>13699449
Water, as usual. It's good for you.

>select all images with juice

>> No.13699501
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13699501

I thought there were more alcoholics here

>> No.13699505

>>13699498
>Your waifu has the biggest tails in all the land
>You spend 8 hours a day cleaning and grooming them so they are also the fluffiest and softest tails in all the land
>She spends the rest of the day just lounging and cuddling with them
>She doesn't even invite you to join her
Fucking foxes.

>> No.13699506

>>13699501
That neck

>> No.13699509

>>13699449
Milk

>> No.13699511

>>13699501
I work in the morning pretty much every day, I don't want to risk getting drunk

>> No.13699517

>>13699501
Burned through my alcohol supply on accident. Didn't know I've drank so much over the years that I actually ran out

>> No.13699520

>Bourbon starts messaging people out of the blue

THE SPERG KING RETURNS.
HIDE. SAVE YOURSELVES.

>> No.13699524

>>13699520
Aren't you the one sperging right now though? Anyone who goes by the name of a classy liquor is fine by me.

>> No.13699528

>>13699520
Oh, the MB/bestiality guy? Yeah, he came back a couple months ago, didn't he?

>> No.13699530

>>13699524
>Judging a book by it's cover
Too bad for you, the book is filled with spunk...

>> No.13699534

I want to run an orphanage that accepts human boys and girls, along with monster girls, and raises them up to be adventurers until a family comes buy to adopt them.

>> No.13699535

>>13699449
Sailor Jerry and Grey Goose

>> No.13699536

>>13699530
In this case the more apt comparison may be to say that the bottle of "Bourbon" is instead filled with spider webs and horse jizz.

>> No.13699537

Bourbon, please fuck off.
and no, we don't know where less is

>> No.13699542

>>13699536
Yeah, I like your version better, let's go with that one.

>> No.13699544

>>13699486
>It doesn't take long for the canned chicken noodle soup to heat up, and you decide to make a pot of tea as well
>You don't drink tea, but your grandparents had a cabinet full of rare, imported teas that you have been eager to get rid of
>All the teas had been stored with care, so they're still somewhat fresh
>Once everything is done, you pour the soup into two large bowls and the tea into some cups
>You take the food to the living room on a tray
>As you set the tray on the table, you hear the growling of two empty stomachs
>Maya stirs a little, but her eyes remain closed
>"...Mama... hungry..."
>The little Kiki's voice is barely audible, she seems far too weak to feed herself
>Disregarding her own soup, Hera picks up a spoon, fills it from the first bowl, and brings it to her daughter's lips
>"Here's some soup, little one."
>Maya's downy feathers rustle ever so slightly as she opens her mouth for the food
>Hera lovingly feeds her the soup, tiny spoonful after tiny spoonful
>The little Kiki's eyes never open, but she laps up the soup gratefully
>You are content just watching the adorable display of Hera's affection for her daughter
>Her free hand strokes Maya's face and fondles her soft, feathery ears while she whispers to her with each spoonful of soup
>Eventually, Maya's soup is gone
>She quickly falls asleep again, snoozing peacefully on her mother's lap

>> No.13699546

>>13699544
Adorable.

>> No.13699549

>>13699544
Its still some other guy's bastard kid. What am I supposed to feel here?

>> No.13699552

>>13699544
>Now able to think about herself, Hera looks at the second bowl hungrily
>She wastes no time in almost chugging the still hot, delicious soup you made for her
>With a deep sigh of contentment, the Kikimora sets the empty bowl back on the tray and almost melts into the plush armchair
>Evidently these Kiki's aren't fans of tea either
>Oh well.
>The fire is low in the hearth, and the ancient lightbulb in the ceiling had flickered out while you were away
>You hear Hera snoring in the dim light of the embers, and can't help but feel sleepy yourself
>It had been an eventful evening; a little bit of sleep would be nice.


Fuck character limits man. I'm calling it there for now, expect more soon. Kikis are fun stuff.

Pastebin is here:
http://pastebin.com/AuwYNWCg

>> No.13699553

>>13696139
Undead is love and unlife

>> No.13699554

>>13699386
The only part I liked about that manga was Dakini, the plot just felt poorly done and the art was just good not stellar.

>> No.13699556

>>13699549
Pedophilia.

>> No.13699559

>>13699549
Feel the love between a mother and her daughter anon! MC-Anon doesn't know what he's supposed to feel yet. As of now, everything is going to work out.

>> No.13699560
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13699560

>>13699386
Best tongue.

>> No.13699561

>>13699549
dude that heartless! who care who daughter it is, she needs a good father and still deserves to be loved regardless of how she was born.

>> No.13699562

>>13696760
>Loli
Of course he would find a way to ruin it.

>> No.13699566

>>13699553
That they are, even the paladin school has an upside if you last long enough to begin collecting angels.
I'd still be more of a fan of Dog Days though, I'd be loving the hell out of those games.

Anyways, it's time for me to go to bed, good night Anons, please don't burn down the thread.
If you do that I may have to actually be productive.

>> No.13699571

>>13699562
Well, these ones we can confirm that they aren't always lolis, unlike devils.

>> No.13699573
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13699573

>>13699566
Extra crispy just for you anon.

>> No.13699575

>>13699549
>>13699559
I get the feeling that that's what you want us to feel, right?

>> No.13699577

>>13699573
Please no Anon!
I don't want to do things!
I want to talk about monster girls!
And ADVENTURE!

>> No.13699580

>>13699575
You're a perceptive one, aren't you?

>> No.13699583

>>13699554
What I don't understand is why he flounderfish faces so hard. I thought the art was pretty decent, but yeah, the plot and story were meh. No wonder it got canned.

>>13699560
Sounding with a tongue is a good way to get a UTI, as much as I'd like to experience it.

>> No.13699587

>>13699583
Monstergirl tongues are antibacterial and improve urination (as a side effect of improving ejaculation, the real goal all along).

>> No.13699588
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13699588

Daily reminder that the Order is doing the Goddess' work keeping humanity pure. Purge the monster menace and the unclean.

>> No.13699589

>>13699561
Anon shouldn't have to pick up the pieces just because somebody else fucked up. I know damn well nobody is gonna try and fix me after I break.

>> No.13699590

>>13699580
Yep. I'm really digging it so far, please do keep it up.

>> No.13699595

>>13699552
Oh. It was you. And here I was worried the kid was dead the whole time. Looking forward to more, bud. Especially since you probably wont disappear like the other guy did.

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>>13699573
Did somebody say crispy?

>> No.13699598

>>13699587
A wider urethra will decrease the force with what you ejaculate. I used to be able to spurt pretty far, but now it just kinda bubbles out.

Which is why I leave the sound in to build up some pressure, which has its own rewards as my muscles work overdrive to force everything out and the sound rockets out.

I like to imagine there's a long tongue in there, lapping it all up.

>> No.13699599

>>13699588
>keeping humanity pure
Yeah, pure shit.

>> No.13699601

>>13699597
Crispy Bacon....
Tomorrow...
Maybe

>> No.13699602

I want to hug a tomboy kiki who refuses to wear a maid outfit

>> No.13699603

>>13699560
There is a reason I headcanoned kumiho have mouths like her.

>> No.13699606

>>13699599
As opposed to corrupted shit?

>> No.13699607

>>13699588
Enclave pls go, I'm trying to cuddle my monstergirl waifu.

>> No.13699608

I want to tie up a kraken's tentacles and have my way with her!

>> No.13699609

>>13699590
>>13699595
Thanks! I'm looking forward to continuing. That spoiler was something I'd considered, but it would kinda mess up the plans I have for later. I have no plans to disappear either, I've just been a little busier lately. Moving is a bitch.

>> No.13699611

>>13699588
But Monstergirls just want to be your sexy friend, zealot-kun!

>> No.13699612

>>13699607
Jane Henrietta Eden is best waifu, a loving familiar and president of these united states who would love nothing more than to become a perfect housewife for you.

>> No.13699616

>>13699608
What's the point of a kraken if no tentacle cuddle-sex?

>> No.13699618

>>13699608
Tie them WITH each other or tie them TO each other? I'm a fan of the second option, personally.

>> No.13699619

>>13699598
Alright, sure.
But then uh...
MAMONOMANA will adjust urethral elasticity so that it snaps back shut into a nice condensed stream-shooter as she pulls her tongue out.
Yeah.

>> No.13699620

>>13699588
>Not wanting to give a monstrgirl race traitor babies

>> No.13699622
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13699622

>>13699608
Anon came to understand he was outmatched somewhat too late.

>> No.13699626

>>13699619
No thanks, please keep your handwave magic. It may sound silly, but I like to imagine fantastic things within the bounds of reality.

>> No.13699630

>>13699618
Tie them in one big tangle like you see in cartoons.

>> No.13699631

I want to merge with the tentacle forest and rape shy or submissive MGs until they awaken to their part-succubi nature!

>> No.13699632

>>13699622
I want to fist her sucker-pads!

>> No.13699633

>>13699612
>familiar
>a better cuddler

No one's rough like Jinko
No one's tough as Jinko
No one's fur's as incredibly fluff as Jinko's
For there's no girl in town half as cuddly
Perfect, a pure paragon!

>> No.13699636

>>13699633
I was waiting for chuff.

>> No.13699638

>>13699612
Enclave the best and their radio station is best in the game

>> No.13699645

>>13699633
As a young lady did Jinko eat four dozen eggs every day so that she'd get large?
Now does she eat about five dozen eggs so she's roughly the size of a barge?

>> No.13699649

>>13699612
>Believing Eden's Lies.
>Ever.
America had it's time anon! It's time for something new to grow from it's ashes!
Besides, the FEV would kill anyone with a hint of Demonic Energy in them. In the wasteland, that's everyone.

>>13699638
Enclave a shit, NCR forever.

>> No.13699654

>>13699609
>but it would kinda mess up the plans I have for later
Hm. Maybe I'll wait until it's done to read this one too. Still, you've yet to do anything really... distasteful, so maybe not.

>>13699649
NCR a shit. Neutral party whenever possible. Be the real hero the new world needs.

>> No.13699655

>>13699649
Midwest BOS is best and then Enclave the rest are shit. Also Enclave has best power armor so they win there. NCR>Caesar is correct

>> No.13699662

>>13699649
>Implying the virus she has won't neutralize the demonic energy and make MGs less rapey, in addition to making the water safe

She just wants to build a better America with you Anon!

>> No.13699663

>>13699654
Anon you don't understand. The NCR is the key to Veronica's only good end.
She's practically my daughteru.

>> No.13699665

>>13699662
Yeah and it would probably let Human boys be born

>> No.13699669

>>13699663
What? I always make sure to do everything I can for her, but still fuck with the NCR, and I don't think I've ever seen a bad end for her. She's the only companion I always try for.

>> No.13699672

>>13699654
>you've yet to do anything really... distasteful
I'm not planning any too terrible, don't worry.

>> No.13699673

Liberty prime best girl

>> No.13699675

>>13699665
Indeed, can you imagine it Anon?
Coming home to be greeted by your dashing son and pure, lovable daughter while your wife comes to the table with a ham fresh from the oven?
This is the future of America dear listener, and Jane Henrietta Eden will get us there, one step at a time.

>> No.13699676

>>13699673
>you're not a dirty stinkin' commie chink are you anon?

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>>13699673
If Lib prime was its own faction It would be my favorite

>> No.13699683

>>13699675
Give me that Modified FEV I want that. Also Raven's Rock is best

>> No.13699687

>>13699675
Take this anon's words to heart children. Truer words have never been spoken.

>> No.13699689
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13699689

Which MG has the best ass?

>> No.13699690

>>13699673
>Red and blue painted golem with demonic energy footballs
Democracy detected, engaging marriage protocols

>> No.13699692

>>13699689
The donkey farmer

>> No.13699694

>>13699692
pics, pls

>> No.13699695

>>13699689
succubutts
anubass

>> No.13699696

>>13699689
My waifu's, there are better asses, but her's is the one I love the most.

>> No.13699697

>>13699696
This man fucking gets it.

>> No.13699698

>>13699673
>>13699676
>>13699681
>>13699690

Purity Prime art when?

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>>13699690
The best

>> No.13699701

>>13699689
The appropriate responses are:
A) Manticore
B) Manticore
C) Manticore

>> No.13699702

>>13699689
>>13699696
This.

>> No.13699708

>>13699696
You win

>> No.13699709

I wanna massage a Kiki

>> No.13699711

>>13699709
I wanna snuggle a yeti, but life is full of disappointment

>> No.13699712

>>13699709
I wanna [generic wish involving MGs here] a [MG in question]

>> No.13699713

>>13699683
>Deploy Modified FEV in the overloading purifier
>.....
>When you next awaken it's in an enclave hospital, the red, white, and blue furred familiar that is Jane Henrietta Eden sleeping on your lap, old tear trails still present from when she'd heard what shape you were in.
>Clutched tight In her hand is a piece of paper containing the lines for her proposal to you, half a dozen of them scratched out and rewritten during the time she awaited your return.
The marriage is broadcast live over the radio.

>> No.13699716

>>13699712
I wanna meta a post

>> No.13699717

>>13699713
2cute but why furred in the game Eden was robutt

>> No.13699719

>>13699712
I wanna do stuff with Anon!

>> No.13699721

>>13699719
Oh, it seems that the Alps have finally woken up

>> No.13699722

>>13699719
You can't possibly be that lonely.

>> No.13699724

>>13699719
Alpy stuff or stuff stuff?

>> No.13699725

>>13699721
Hey man, alps have feeling too

>> No.13699726

>>13699645
You can ask any Tam, Deb, or Sally and they'll tell whose team they'd prefer to be on!
No one wrecks like Jinko
Pro as heck like Jinko
No one's got a cute tuft on her neck like Jinko!
>As a monstergirl, yes, I am terrifying
My, what a gal, that Jinko!


I really want to watch Penis and the Paladin for the eighth time with my glass-bedecked tanuki daughter now.

>> No.13699727

>>13699717
I've been running on her being a familiar because she's an artificial creation of extrodinary charisma built to spread her factions beliefs.

That and I like familiars.

>> No.13699728

>>13699725
yeah, gay feelings

>> No.13699729

>>13699725
I didn't mean it in a bad way. Good morning to you

>> No.13699730

>>13699722
I wouldn't be so sure.

>> No.13699731

>>13699713
Hey, remember when the Enclave KILLED YOUR FATHER? I remember, and unlike you apparently, I can't fucking forgive that!
I'm gonna marry the cute BoS Sentinel and there's nothing you can do to stop me!

>> No.13699732

>>13699727
Works for me, Still Enclave is the future and Eden a cute

>> No.13699736

>>13699731
James was a traitor and abandoned his son

>> No.13699738

>>13699726
This would, of course, be sung by an especially small and scraggly werecat and her nekomata backup.

>> No.13699741

>>13699731
The enclave wants to rebuild America!
Dad would've just continued the cycle of monsters raping men left and right!
She's fixed that!
I mean, whose ever heard of a city, much less a civilization, built on rape?

>> No.13699744

>>13699741
Enclave is built on the American Spirit and will reclaim America from the dirty impure animals of the wastes

>> No.13699747
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13699747

After spurning the advance of an exceptionally powerful succubus, you find yourself turned into an alp.

She'll turn you back if you do one of two things:
A) Marry her
B) Spend a day as her alp fuck-toy (no dicks, but possibly tentacles)

You can choose both, but she'll leave you as an alp if you choose neither. What do?

>> No.13699750

>>13699747
How did she turn me gay?

>> No.13699753

>>13699747
>you find yourself turned into an alp
Unless I was gay in the first place, I think that's unlikely.

>> No.13699756

>>13699747
Question: How'd she turn me gay? I mean, that's a pretty big feat

>> No.13699758

>>13699747
Why would I want to turn back? I said with a smug expression.

>> No.13699762

>>13699747
>spurning the advance of an exceptionally powerful succubus

why? succubutts is best

>> No.13699763

>>13699747
That's not how alping works.

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>>13699747
I... huh. On the one hand, I'd need to be married to this vengeful cunt (presumably for life for fear of what she'd do in the event of a divorce since somehow alping me was her reaction to a simple rejection), but on the other I'd probably end up getting plugged in all of my holes, if only for a day.

In the absence of anyone else to fix this shit I guess I'd take B since it's temporary and not necessarily painful or anything, but somehow I can see that leading to the same result as A. Then again, depending on how the setting's demons work there's no way to tell if I could even trust her if I submit. Fuck.

>> No.13699770

>>13699747
You need to be gay and an incubus for that.

C) I break the shitty gender bender illusion and find a better sucubutt

>> No.13699774

>>13699736
>>13699741
>>13699744
James wanted nothing more than to futhfill his waifu's wish for CLEAN WATER FOR EVERYONE. The Enclave LIES.
Their plan is not one of a glorious reformation, but a PURGE of those they deem IMPURE. I want you to imagine a man, and his Gecko wife. I want you to imagine walking up to her, and staring her in her wide adorable eyes. You got that image? Good. Now I want you to imagine telling her that she and her husband deserve to do prolonged and horrific deaths.
Now imagine doing that to every single couple in the wasteland, human or monster, because the FEV will kill them all. No one is "pure" anymore, the Enclave clings to the glories of a dead country.

>> No.13699776

>>13699747
B I guess, but I'm going to find a way to rape her with my spadetail until she ahegaos and she's convinced to keep me around as her right-hand alp

>> No.13699781

>>13699747
Fuck off

>> No.13699783

>>13699747
Use my new alp magical powers and direct connection to the Demon Lord to go talk to her and her husband and get everything sorted out.

>> No.13699784

>>13699774
Some must die so the rest can live, America will be reborn with a new and better future, that future is the Enclave

>> No.13699788

>>13699784
You don't get a newer and better future by cutting corners.

>> No.13699789
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13699789

>>13699747
Neither! And you know what, I dare her to punish me further to make me regret that decision! I double dare her!

>> No.13699790

>>13699750
>>13699753
>>13699756
>>13699763
>>13699770
You are forgetting KC's Q&A where he states straight men may temporally become monster girls under exceptional occasions, and may stay that way if they prefer it so.

>> No.13699791

>>13699789
She has you marry Anon.

>> No.13699794

>>13699789
>My name is Anonymous, and I'm a masochist!

>> No.13699796

>>13699788
It isn't cutting corners it is downsizing to ensure we have enough

>> No.13699797

>>13699784
>>13699788
You also don't get a newer and better future if absolutely everyone is dead.

>> No.13699800

>>13699790
Wasn't that like something in Wonderland? Anyway, I don't see a succubus being able to do that even very powerful ones. Exceptional occasional should truly be exceptional.

>> No.13699802

>>13699790
Then we have nothing to worry about and are free to ignore the succuslut.

>> No.13699808

>>13699797
Everyone won't doe

>> No.13699812

>>13699800
>I don't see a succubus being able to do that even very powerful ones. Exceptional occasional should truly be exceptional.
Well, all lilims are just incredibly powerful succubi, the Demon Lord being the most powerful of all.

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>Be that average joe who doesn't do any harm, stays out of people way sitting down in class.
>Paperballs are thrown at you from behind.
>You turn around and see that succubus girl grinning at you, making an O with her left hand and then shoving two of her right fingers in and out of it.
>You begin to cringe as she stares at you while doing it, not even blinking before you face the front of the class with your Anubis teacher asking you why weren't you paying attention on how to build the perfect stone block.
>Telling her what is going on with succubus bullying you, Anubis sighed saying "It's like you don't want to be raped." and you responding with "Yeah I don't be raped, I just want to play games and go about my life fine as a whistle."
>Looking around you could see all the other male class members ducking down in fear and laughter erupting from all the monster girls in the class.
>Class went on after the laughter and during lunch your received a note calling you into Anubis class room claiming she wanted to help you end this bullying problem that was going on.
>Making your way across the school and into her class room, nobody was there.
>Confused on where Anubis could've gone after calling you into the classroom you turned around, and planned on returning later, but halted as the bully succubus from class entered the room, closed the door and lock it while holding a yellow note.
>Hearing the words "So you want to a play games? Tell me do you want to play the rape game?" be spoken from in front you, you froze in fear before being tackled down to the ground yelling "No!" and "Teachers don't help."

Moral of the story: Stay in school kids.

>> No.13699820

>>13699812
Lilims are a cut above to the point that they're their own subspecies. They possess their own realms and are basically mini DLs. Anything below that I don't see having that kind of power. Of course they wouldn't need to resort to that, no one would spurn a Lilim. Even the most adamant paladin would eventually crumble if they got serious about wanting them as a husbando.

>> No.13699821

>>13699815
Private, cease your pole dancing immediately, you're the flagbearer for fucks sake.

>> No.13699823

>>13699815
Slap the bitch and run

>> No.13699832

>>13699815
This succubus better take responsibility!

>> No.13699834

>>13699821
Pole bearer is a special morale affecting tool in a demon army.

>> No.13699835

>>13699815
>Become emotionally scarred and seclude yourself from society, becoming a bitter old man till the day of your death and those who bullied you.
This is how real monsters are born.

>> No.13699839

>>13699821
>>13699834
Being a captain in the Demon Army must be suffering.

>> No.13699843

>>13699821

You can't make a Succubus do anything unless there's a least a little bit of potential for something sexual there.

>> No.13699846

>>13699834
>not showing respect to their own flag
And that's why they can't win either, no discipline.

>> No.13699847

>>13699747

C)Kill her and take her place

>> No.13699851

>>13699843
Then she'll be glad to know that she's being promoted to "meat shield".

>> No.13699852

>>13699815
>Anubis Teacher
And as per usual I am utterly and completely distracted. What's the rest of this story about?

>> No.13699856

>>13699847
That's even gayer.

>> No.13699857

>>13699852
Flammable components for my next pyre.

>> No.13699858

>>13699846
>>13699821

Man, I remember when dozens would die before they let their flag fall and now we have this shit.

What is the world coming to.

>> No.13699860

>>13699852
You get raped by a succubus bully. Maybe afterwards she'll cuddle you, share her lunch tomorrow, and take you on dates.

The Anubis is already married.

>> No.13699862

>>13699858
>What is the world coming to.
Orgasm.

>> No.13699865

>>13699858
And that's why humans should deal with all the important stuff.

Wet holes should stay at home, where they belong.

>> No.13699866

>>13699815
Don't get raped punch her in the eye

>> No.13699871

>>13699791
Is it Chubby Alp Senpai anon or does even her cruelty have limits?

>> No.13699873

>>13699860
I did actually read it, it was a rhetorical statement.

In any given story, whether she is the focus or not, if an Anubis is present, I automatically self-insert as her significant other, and the rest of the story becomes mostly irrelevant. Such is my way.
I'm kidding. Mostly.

>> No.13699874

>>13699865
That's a waste of potential. You don't need to make the cannon fodder human too when said wet holes already have super powers or other useful abilities. Beats training a bunch of farm boys. Saves money too.

>> No.13699876

>>13699865
Why should monsters let their cute precious husbands be harmed? The fighting should be left to the powerful.

>> No.13699878

>>13699874
You can teach farm boys discipline.

Sluts will forever stay sluts.

>> No.13699879

>>13699815
We still have a chance to not be raped

>> No.13699880

>>13699876
>fighting should be left to the powerful
I agree, humans really are the better choice.

>> No.13699881

>>13699839
>>13699843
>>13699846

>Salamander captain in charge of a company comprised mostly of young succubi
>"What is THAT? Using our flag to get off on? There aren't even any men around to distract! *sigh* This is why our battalion has performed so poorly in every major engagement with paladins for the last several years! What I wouldn't give to trade you in for lizardmen. You just have no fucking discipline."
>"That's not true at all!"
>"What?"
>A well-endowed succubus steps forward. The captain notes her lack of proper posture or grooming. She looks ready for a night on the town, not a war.
>"With all respect, we have plenty of fucking discipline, just not military discipline. I've spent years worth of time sucking fruit, riding dildos, and working on my appearance for when I get a chance at a husband. Please don't think us lazy."
>At this she throws a glance to a much more drab and militant looking succubus. With proper posture. Good.
>"Well, except her."

>> No.13699884

>>13699878
Discipline isn't needed. Not always. They don't work or think like we do but they can raise hell, and sometimes you've just gotta raise hell. They don't complain as long as they get the one thing they want at the end of the day.

>> No.13699885

>>13699800
Wonderland just has easy access to all the weird shit present in the MGE.
Monsters highly skilled in magic like Lilims, Liches and the Sabbath can recreate it all, then there's just being unlucky enough to stumble across cursed gear or certain kinds of traps when adventuring

>> No.13699887

Why are wurms so darn stupid?

>> No.13699889

>>13699871
Well, it was just going to be a random anon but now that you've mentioned it she's definitely going with that anon. Prepare to be his eternal Senpai.

>> No.13699892

>>13699881
>drab and militant looking succubus. With proper posture

Well ladies, guess who actually earned herself a dicking? The one who does as she's fucking told.

>> No.13699893

>>13699881
Would do honorable battle with Militant Succubus

>> No.13699894

>>13699884
>They don't work or think like we do
Indeed, they are rather lazy and simpleminded.

>> No.13699896

>>13699880
Can humans fly as fast and as skillfully as a harpy? Are they as strong and durable as an Oni? Can they control death like a Lich? Can they cause as much destruction as a Dragon, or a Wurn, Or a Lilim? Humans are too fragile and important to die in a war.

>> No.13699897

>>13699896
One hero can beat hundreds of monsters

Checkmate, monsterists.

>> No.13699899

>>13699894
Except for the liches, witches, and the rest of the sabbath.

It's just that they care about very little. If you can wave the right carrots in their faces the competence goes through the roof. It can be frightening actually, but if that drive of theirs could be controlled...

>> No.13699900

>>13699899
>but if that drive of theirs could be controlled...
Go on...

>> No.13699902

>>13699896
MGs care about husbandos not war, humans are more apt for the task seeing as how hate and cruelty are more our thing.

>> No.13699904

>>13699897
And one Lilim could take on a whole city of normal humans in groups of 1-5, as most heroic adventurers encounter their monsters.
Not hard to take something apart in such small pieces.
And no, twirling your sword around in a field of Kesaran Pasaran and calling it "glorious cleaving whilst beset on all sides" doesn't count.

>> No.13699905

>>13699897
You can't have an army with just a few heros, you have to have plenty of hands to do all the jobs needed.

>>13699902
That's why they're so good at it! Both sides will try to end the war as soon as they can so they can go home! Everybody wins!

>> No.13699907

>>13699905
>not being a one man army
Casual.

>> No.13699908

I want to have a job in MGC and not get raped

>> No.13699909

>>13699900
It would be unstoppable. With humanity's discipline, spirit, and brains (most of the time), and monster's raw power and their weird (occasionally useful) brains anything that tries to oppose such a force would be obliterated. Such a force would have no weaknesses. Who knows the union could be literal eventually with their magic maybe we can implant human minds into them.

>> No.13699911

>>13699907
Even Whitebeard had to bring some back up to Marineford.

>> No.13699912

>>13699909
>Slime cores implanted into humans
Make it so

>> No.13699913

>>13699904
>Lilim
Pah, most of them never had a real fight in their life. They'd fall apart like a chinese motorcycle.

>> No.13699917

>>13699911
He was also super old.

>> No.13699920

>>13699917
He was also trying to save someone, and could have sunk the entire area if he wasn't, even at his age.

>> No.13699921

>>13699907
Good luck defeating an entire army, especially when they split up.

>> No.13699925

>>13699913
Not everyone is a short range bruiser. Lilims would be occupied against the Order's most powerful wizards. They'd be battling hundreds of kilometres apart.

>> No.13699926

>>13699920
See, if it's just you, you don't have to worry about things like that.

>> No.13699929

>>13699920
I don't know if he would have won against Kizaru, Aokiji, Akainu, Garp, or Sengoku on his own though. The island would totally be fucked, that much is true.

>> No.13699931

>>13699921
So, defeat two halfs, I fail to see the problem.

>> No.13699932
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>>13699904
>>13699925

A wizard would wipe the floor with a lilim and laugh while doing it.

>> No.13699933

>>13699925
Yeah, and I'm saying if someone competent does get close to them, they're done.

>> No.13699936

I want to take a foreign MG shooting at a range

>> No.13699938

>>13699933
Well yeah, but if we're talking strategically here the whole point is to make sure that never happens. Same with the opposing sides spell casters.

>> No.13699943

>>13699938
Well, since her troops are more interested in sexual positions than battle formations, I don't think she will like the next part.

>> No.13699946

>>13699936
Sabbath is a religion of peace!

>> No.13699947

>>13699932
A lilim could defeat a hundred wizards working in tandem without breaking a sweat.

>> No.13699949

>>13699747
It's probably only gender changing magic, but I let her know I already have a waifu who is a relatively well known superhero. Then I say nothing as she gets overconfident assuming she can trick Wurm-chan while my waifu prepares to turn her into a crater.

>> No.13699951

>>13699947
I dont believe that statement is true friend.

>> No.13699952

>>13699947
>being this wrong
I'm actually impressed.

>> No.13699953

>>13699943
See if it's a straight up Demon Army vs Order scenario then she wouldn't have to worry in the slightest. Because those crafty sluts will play smart if it means they can get what they want by doing so. Getting what they want means defeating the enemy if they need to be a little more disciplined for that then you can bet your ass they'll start acting more disciplined. If only for as long as they need to anyway.

She could also be one of those Lilims who can fight martially as well as non magically. Some of them have other skills because they're snowflakes like that. If you're not prepared for that it could go real bad.

>> No.13699955

>>13699747
I give her the finger, test out the wings a bit, before dive-bombing to kill myself.

Then once I revive as a Lich-Alp, go have a Yuri Romance with some other Monster Girl.

>> No.13699956

>>13699932
Are we talking about wizards or WIZARDS?

If it's the former they're just auxiliary casters. No sweat for her.

If it's the latter, yeah, definitely.


It's too bad that they're rarer than unicorns and just troll everyone half the time. You'd think the ones who make it to 30 untouched in this world would be pious gentlemen and involved with the church. But nooooo! It's always that weird guy from school who ran like sonic.

>> No.13699958

>>13699953
Everything in life "could" go real bad. That's why we do things in the first place, to find that answer.

>> No.13699960

>>13699951
>>13699952
>Being this mad about humans being impotent and weak

>> No.13699961

>>13699956
>ones who make it to 30 untouched
No, that's how we get wizards in our world.

In there, it's just "be gud" or "git gud" at magic.

>> No.13699962

>>13699961
I'm sure WIZARDS exist in MGE too.

They're just.....hiding.

>> No.13699963

>>13699960
>being wrong combo x2
You've frame-trapped me with your sick combos.

>> No.13699964

>>13699953

A well trained army would beat a motivated army any day. If the order got their shit together gathered all their hero's and made one huge crusade on the monsters they would probably win with superior tactics.

>> No.13699966

>>13699951
>>13699952
A single lilim singlehandedly corrupted an entire kingdom including every great hero in it, which included one of the greatest magic users on the human side. There is no wizard that can match a lilim.

>> No.13699968

>>13699962
They must be insanely good at it then.

>> No.13699971

>>13699966
>non-canon, anecdotal evidence

Now hold on a second there, mate.

>> No.13699972

>>13699966
It's this shit that makes me want to bathe their world in nuclear fire.

>> No.13699974

>>13699971
He's talking about Fallen Maidens.

>> No.13699976

>>13699966
If you believe that, why haven't they won already?

>> No.13699977

>>13699966
>implying wizards have time for that nonsense
Anon pls.

>> No.13699979

You come home to see your loving wife ..
She is so happy to see you come home today, and slithers up rapidly to hug you.
She is quite the attractive Shirohebi.....

The only problem with this is that she was a human this morning, the only thing that remained the same is the waist up.......

You look around and notice your CC Neighbor who is now a Harpy waving a wing at you....

The entire neighborhood is half MG now....

Imagine an Invasion of the body snatchers type of thing only with MGs

Everyone you talk to about this happening says you are crazy and it's always been like this.

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THE ELF IS LOOSE! GOD SAVE US ALL!

>> No.13699981

>>13699971
It's directly taken from KC's own material, fallen brides. In fact, it's the ONLY thing mentioned in this entire stupid argument that IS canon.

>> No.13699983

>>13699966
>A single lilim singlehandedly corrupted an entire kingdom including every great hero in it

But thats wrong it took druella years to corrupt the city and she had the help of the fallen maidens when each of them fell. She dident just cast a single spell and the city exploded in mana it was a giant snowball effect of corruption.

>> No.13699985

>>13699981
[Citation needed]

>> No.13699987

>>13699979
Never mind the fact your boss is now not only a Milf, but a Tanuki .

>> No.13699989

>>13699980
I hope she doesn't come after me. I'd hate for her to pin me down and wrap her long hair around my dick and milk me with it like an onahole five times before licking and sucking all the semen off her glued-together hair.

>> No.13699991

>>13699989
Don't worry, you get a frog girl

>> No.13699995

>>13699979
Guess I have to purge the whole town then and if that dosent work ill just abandon them and find a safer place to live.

>> No.13699996
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This looks like a job for big honkin elf tits!

>> No.13699997

>>13699964
Thing is I'm sure many have trained, that's part of their motivation. Even if they haven't they also have superior power, and anyone who falls in the fighting will eventually wind up working for the monsters. That's hard to beat on its own.

I think they still could beat the monsters if they gathered all together but heroes are so rare already and dispersed in the world, or needed in other armies for other campaigns. They'd have to be. Otherwise huge chunks of the world would fall without them all doing their part to push back. I think 40k and similar settings have this dilemma too.

>> No.13699998

>>13699996
>>13699980
Elves are just human women with pointy ears.

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>>13699996
Big fat mofu tats?

>> No.13700001

>>13699998
I think a lot of elves would contest that. As would a lot of people here.

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>>13699998
>comparing the perfection of elves to those round eared scum

>> No.13700003

>>13699997
I liked the idea of exploding collars. Good luck corrupting at army of religious fanatics that without fail always die before succumbing.

>> No.13700005

>>13699985
The citation is in the post you quoted you fucking retard.

>> No.13700006

So, is wizardry roughly a power fantasy of an EPICCCCCCC XXXXDDD memer in a magic universe?

>> No.13700007

>>13700005
sounds like somebody needs a yeti

>> No.13700008

>>13700003
That's basically how they pushed back the monsters and ended the fighting in Lanternon's story.

>> No.13700009

>>13700005
If you're pretending to be stupid, please dial it back a little.

>> No.13700010

>>13700006
no?

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>>13700000
Well, it is official
Mofu is the best
Penta's do not lie.

>> No.13700012

>>13700007

Man Yetis must be terribly busy with all the running around they do to hug people.

>> No.13700013

>>13700009
Now you're just baiting.

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>>13699998
>They're just really really really big and fat fairies!
>Their wings fell off!
>Play with us instead!

>> No.13700015

>>13700013
>b-bait!
Saying something isn't a citation, so no, you're just being stupid.

>> No.13700016

>>13700006
>So, are lilims roughly a power fantasy of an EPICCCCCCC XXXXDDD memer in a magic universe?

>> No.13700017

I want to give a monstergirl my phone number
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7TehHk5jLVo

>> No.13700018

>>13700008
yeah, I know. I miss the days when he updated more frequently. One of the better ones I've read.

>> No.13700021

>>13700018
I also liked the whole distract the wives while we gas the men in the village, and leave them to drown in their own blood.

Purge the monster scum.

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>>13700014
Dark elf any day, everyday anyway.

>> No.13700024

>>13700017
They don't need your phone number, they just look for the bar-code tatooed to the back of your neck and the corresponding tracking chip buried under your skin.

>> No.13700026

>>13700015
Okay, I'm going to play along and treat you like you are stupid instead of trolling. The source is Fallen Maidens/Brides. Which was in the post. There's your citation. Again. Now fuck off retard.

>> No.13700028

>>13700023
Would put my stuff in her stuff/10

>> No.13700029

>>13700026
I'm pretty sure you're missing a page number

>> No.13700030

>>13700024
I bet the Tanukis did this.

>> No.13700031

>>13700024
Why would I have those?

>> No.13700033

>>13700026
And I asked for the citation whichs says that Fallen Maiden is "canon", smart guy.

It's not rocket science, even if you pretend it is.

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>>13700023

>> No.13700037
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>>13700031
Because this is the future you chose.

>> No.13700038

>>13700026
Fallen maidens/Brides isent canon

>> No.13700039
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>>13700036

>> No.13700040 [DELETED] 

>>13700037
/pol/ is always right, even in Mamono land.

>> No.13700043

>>13700023
dark elf for one night and then ignore her calls and texts

>> No.13700044

>>13699997
>>13699964
They're in defensive, and slowly losing at that. Gathering up and launching a crusade would just mean an equal counter-action from the DL's side, instead of just dully pushing the Demon Lands' borders by horny MG's on a prowl. So I personally don't deem them that powerful.

Another question is if you're okay with this sort of imbalance in a lore, or take it personally that humans are given the weaker role. Dunno, I never had a problem, I just switch to other settings for a more perplexed world-build/fair. It can be genuinely amusing to insert as the losing side sometimes, especially if you don't have to care for your kind to be actually slaughtered or devoured.

>> No.13700045

>>13700033
Different anon. Maybe you're thinking of Fallen Brides which you could question as canon. Fallen Maidens is canon by virtue of being published by KC and serving as a sequel to his other book (Monster Girl Encyclopedia I. It's essentially book 2.)

>> No.13700046

>>13700040
How much would /pol/ hate monstergirls?

>> No.13700048

If your Lizardgirl waifu wanted to cosplay as a dinosaur and pretend to hunt you after seeing Jurassic World, would you let her? What if she wanted to tear up your clothes for accuracy, or fly the both of you to an actual jungle island?

>> No.13700049

>>13700046
They'd love the blonde ones I guess. They hate women almost as much as darkies.

>> No.13700050

>>13700016
Nah, they're just overdone waifus.

>> No.13700052

>>13700046
There was a very old story that briefly explored the idea. Basically /pol/ would be infested by flirty monstergirls shilling in it all the time and they would become the new target of hate and merchant memes.

>> No.13700053

>>13700006
I think it's based on the /tg/ idea that wizards are crazy dicks who use extremely powerful magic to troll people, but I don't know the specifics.

>> No.13700055

>>13700044
I kind of agree for the most part. I have a HFY in almost all instances but with a scenario like this I don't really mind it. I think it's better to focus on individual conflicts on either side rather than the big overarching conflict anyway.

>> No.13700056

>>13700049
But what about muh human purity?

>> No.13700057

>>13700040
Dystopias make for great settings.

>>13700046
/pol/ needs something to hate, so MGs will take it because they can. Because they're the big girls we want, but don't deserve.

>> No.13700060

>>13700052
As they should.

Mamono scum and their degenerate shills.

>> No.13700065

>>13700057
>Dystopias make for great settings
I disagree, but that really comes down to taste.

>> No.13700067

>>13700048
If she wants to go that far she must like it a lot. So if it makes her happy then sure. I think it's a neat idea to begin with.

I want us to conceive our daughteru there and for us to raise the egg on the island. Maybe she can practice incubating the egg we'll make by incubating me.

>> No.13700070

>>13700048
>literally race mixing
>corruption
>not the correct gender roles
>liberal
>heathen scum

Gee, I dunno...
That's a tough one.

>> No.13700071

>>13700070
Meant for >>13700046

>> No.13700073

>>13700057
I'm more of a paradise on earth kinda guy, but whatever gets you off

>> No.13700075

>>13700046
In an MG world it would CONSIST of monstergirls. Blaming Tanukis and all that.

As for the real /pol/, some occasionally pop up here admitting they're habitués there, and seem pretty accepting of the whole concept.

>>13700056
They're not exactly all about purity as a thing of it's own, just dislike all of the other races and merging with them.

>> No.13700078

>>13700060
It also brought up the fact that most monsters don't like such environments, because over the internet men can say 'no' to them. They can't seduce them with their beauty, overpower them, use charms, or aphrodisiacs when the man is hundreds of miles away.

In fact taking advantage of this is a good way to troll newfag monster girls and non-tech savvy ones.

On the other hand they can just do cutesy /soc/ flirting and get someone eventually but many won't go to /pol/ for that. Only the wiliest and ones capable of getting to you anyway will put themselves in such positions. If a monster claims she can get to you on the internet it's best to cut contact immediately.

>> No.13700085

>>13700044
I personally think that the DL is analogous to the Scourge from Warcraft law. Each fallen man bolsters their numbers. That's bad enough and then there's opposing factions within the humans to consider. Old enemies who see Order cities tied up with monsters and go
>Ya know what? Bitch ain't my god, and these shiny cunts have been on our ancestral land for centuries. Gut the cities, slaughter the opposition, and let the monsters roll in.

>> No.13700087

>>13700085
I can totally see it , but such a scenario would be a bit rare because the Order isn't monotheistic.

>The Order isn't monotheistic, there are many Gods, but all of the other Gods are regarded as subordinates of the Chief God. Faiths that revere the other Gods are treated as sects of the Chief God's religion. For that reason, the majority of humans are adherents of the Chief God. The majority of nations have established the Chief God's religion as the state religion.

>> No.13700088

>>13700085
There must always be a demon lord

>> No.13700091
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>>13700023
>>13700036
>>13700039
>Never going to get that second season.
>Never going to see the blonde Empress permanently hop on Kenshi's dick.
>Never going to get/see the things above.
Life is suffering.

>> No.13700097

I want to tickle a succubus to calm her own from rape

>> No.13700098

>>13700091
Yep, a shame. Only a few I liked as much. You know something's majority's tastes are shit when something like this goes practically unnoticed.

>> No.13700113

>>13700097
what if she likes that and wants to rape you more

>> No.13700114

>>13700087
Well that blocks off religious motive.

>> No.13700116

>>13700097
Good idea im gonna try it on a lilim and become the hero of the order.

>> No.13700117

>>13700113
>>13700116
Can't rape if you are laughing hysterically

>> No.13700123
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>>13700117
That's cute.

>> No.13700135

>>13700123
If you are clutching your stomach because you are launching so hard then you are incapacitated

>> No.13700136

>>13700123
Somebody had way too much free time

>> No.13700164

>>13700123
>Meet a Hellhound
>She's great, nothing like the rumors said
>Want to introduce her to your parents
>She has to work late, says she'll meet you there
>When she shows up, your beaming smile turns to exaggerated embarrassment when you and your parents notice the hat she's wearing
>"COCK" in big, bold letters on the front of it
>It had taken your very religious parents weeks to warm up to the idea of a Hellhound in the first place, and now they're lecturing their grown ass man of a son in the front yard, while the neighbors stare, about morals, about god, and about how their son has fallen from god's light
>And through it all, all you can think is: "Why the fuck did she wear that stupid fucking hat?"

>> No.13700173

>>13700164
She likes the hat. And what it stands for

>> No.13700174

>>13700164
Ask her about the hat

>> No.13700183

>>13700174
>>13700164
Tell me about the hellhound, why does she wear the hat?

>> No.13700184

>>13700164
I want her to start vigorously licking my face in front of my very religious and traditional parents.

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>>13700164
There are two things one can't fight. Love. And Nature.

>> No.13700187

>>13700123
I want to fuck the smug squad.
I want to pound a Kakuen's ass until her eyes roll back in her head.
I want the thrust my dick into a Hellhound while staring her right in her smug eyes.
I want to fuck a Cheshire Cat's body while her head hovers around and whispers lewd encouragement into my ear.
I want to have a Manticore give me Paizuri while I eat her out before tenderly and lovingly taking her virginity.
And I want to cuddle them afterwards and take responsibility if I impregnated any of them.

>> No.13700195

>>13700187
>and take responsibility if I impregnated any of them.
>not take responsibility and impregnate them.

>> No.13700197

>>13700187
>spoiler

>they're all smugly pregnant

Are you prepared for smug daughterus?

>> No.13700202

>>13700123
I want to court the smug squad

>> No.13700208

>>13700197
>As they grow up, schools start churning through teachers like toilet paper
>Had parent teacher conferences with a few of them before they left the school
>They all said the same thing, in the same tone, with the same facial expressions
>"Every fucking day I come in and your kids are sitting there with those smug fucking faces"

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>>13700123
My body is ready.

>> No.13700236

>>13699240
See this is what happens when you feed your children all that processed crap. It's making their tails go wild!

>> No.13700237

>>13700195
I did not factor in getting leglocked and forced to impregnate the smug squad. Not that I'm complaining mind you, yes I'll take responsibility and impregnate them.
I'll marry all of them too.

>>13700197
I'll love them dearly.
But no dicking the daughterus. My dick is only for their mothers.

>>13700208
>"If you can't handle the smug then too bad."

>> No.13700249

I want a Jinko to trample my dick with her big strong foot paws!

>> No.13700255

Would you dick the daughteru if you knew she wasn't YOUR daughteru?

>> No.13700258

>>13700255
Only if she's so asocial that no other guy would take her.
I mean, really? Nobody else?

>> No.13700259

>>13700255
Depends upon the circumstances with her mother.

>> No.13700264

>>13700249
I want a Jinko to chuff while she forces cuddling, grooming, and kneading on me!

>> No.13700280

>>13700255
I don't get it, everyone is someone's daughter.

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>>13697667
>>13697673
He's known as latenight.

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>>13700255
>Not ny blood daughteru.
You kind of took all the fun out of it between her, her mother, and me. But sure I still love her as much as her mother.

>> No.13700284

>>13700249
I want a Jinko to hold me down while she licks me clean!

>> No.13700288

>>13700280
Unless that somebody is somebody's son instead.

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>>13700284
>You will never live in the forest with your Jinko girlfriend for months on end after making a bet with her that you could
>During that time, she will never teach you how to fish, hunt, and build your own home from the ground up like a real man
>You will never have to hide from her in an isolated part of the forest once a month while she struggles to contain her urges to grind our pelvis to dirt
>You will never survive living in the woods with her for six months in order to win the reward from your bet with her
>Her hand in marriage

>> No.13700300

>>13698448
Yes
http://i.imgur.com/owKGRhS.png

>> No.13700303

I want to date a black Kappa, white Jinko, blue Ryu, and red Phoenix all at the same time!

>> No.13700305

>>13700300
That poor guy on the top left

>> No.13700312

>>13700305
Yeah, that poor guy, being brought to orgasm by a cute girl. I feel so sorry for him.

>> No.13700325

>>13700249
Anon, I have some unfortunate news for you...

>> No.13700327

>>13700312
He's getting his dick squeezed, looks like it could be painful.

>> No.13700332

>>13700325
Jinkos aren't real?

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>>13700295
>>13700284
>>13700249
>>13700332

Jinko's r good.

>> No.13700336

>>13700327
That's not that much pressure, you'd need more than that for it to be painful. The way she's squeezing it in that picture would feel good.

>> No.13700339

>>13700312
>>13700327
I was more referring to what he's getting jerked off by
I wonder if the guys drew lots to determine who'd get the shitty arm

>> No.13700342

>>13700335
>Jinko can't read because of her claws tearing up the pages
>Has you sit in her lap and turn the pages for her whilst she looks over your shoulder

>> No.13700348

>>13700342
Words cannot describe how much I want this.

>> No.13700349

>>13700342
>Jinko daughteru has same problem
>She sits on your lap while you help her with homework

>> No.13700351

>>13700339
Maybe they listed their fave arms and the weirdos who like the shitty arms got theirs by default.

>> No.13700354

>>13700335
What kind of fiction is she reading?

>> No.13700356

>>13700339
Shitty how? It's just another non-human arm like all the other ones.

>> No.13700360

>>13700349
>you and your Jinko waifu are reading a story to your Jinko daughteru
>sitting in your waifu's lap while your daughteru sits in yours

>> No.13700379
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13700379

Unmarried Wendigo

>> No.13700389

>>13700379
>Doesn't want you to look under her cloak
>It's actually lined with crude sex toys

>> No.13700391
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13700391

Damn these hips sure won't quit

If only they weren't NTRists

>> No.13700394

>>13700379
You are now imagining a dozen of these running towards you in the snow.

>> No.13700398

>>13700379
...Boring.
It's just a loli in a cloak.

>> No.13700405

>>13700281
>witch_cauldron
Haven't seen that one yet, its nice.

>> No.13700413

>>13700391
>A shadow extends itself on your bed. Your wife wakes first and lets out a bloodcurling scream
>In an instant you awaken to see the mass of squirming tentacles. An instant after that instant four tentacles shoot forward at incredible speeds
>One for each ear, they painfully intrude in your mind but the pain quickly disappears and is replaced by a cold ringing sensation
>You look over at your wife, her ears are likewise filled with tentacles but you're not sure if that's normal or not... What were you doing again?
>"Daddy?" You turn your head back to the foot of your bed. Your mindflayer daughteru smiles as she climbs up the sheets.
>"What's wrong princess? Do you want to sleep with daddy?" She nods while her tentacles lovingly wrap around you.
>It was strange how she nearly rivalled you in height despite being only seven years old, they grow up so quickly.
>"Lets go out together just the three of us, alright? You, me, and mommy."
>You had expected at least a smile, but instead she glares at you before shifting her eyes to your wife.
>"We'll see." She replies before nuzzling her face into your chest. It's weird how adult she sounded right then.
>As you nod off to sleep that strange ringing returns, somehow it drives you to sleep even faster.
>The next morning you wake as if it were the first time you've ever really slept. Your mind feels light, if it makes sense.
>Your mindflayer wife is sleeping soundly beside you, but there's a third participant in your bed
>For some reason the maid has forced her way into your bed and is wearing your wife's clothes.
>when you wake her up she stares at you in a great daze before throwing herself down at your feet and begging for forgiveness.
>It's only at your wife's behest that she keeps her job after you scream at her for most of the morning.
>You couldn't even remember hiring her, much less ever liking her skills or personality.
>You would have fired her ages ago if not for your wife's kindness, damned monstergirls.

>> No.13700414

>>13700391
>posts Mindflayer art indicating that you like her
>brings up epic NTR threadcanon which in turn strengthens epic NTR threadcanon

This post confuses and irritates me.

>> No.13700418

>>13700391
There is absolutely nothing wrong with reverse NTR.

>> No.13700423

>>13700335
>>13700332
I regret to inform you, but a tiger is not a valid option.

>> No.13700426
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13700426

>>13700405
Yeah, he drew it a long time ago.

>> No.13700427

>>13700413
>Mindflayer shows up on your doorstep one day asking if you like monstergirls.
>You try to explain that you're married but she just smiles while a tentacle pumps into your mind .
>It's unnerving at first, but you can't remember why. The cold slimy feeling leaves you aroused after a minute.
>You suddenly remember that your mindflayer niece was coming to stay with you.
>Immediately apologize while helping her carry her things into your spare room.
>Suddenly assaulted once more by the cold sensation.
>Actually, you can take the spare room. Since she's a guest it's only natural that she sleep in the master bedroom.
>Your mindflayer niece is one of the kindest girls you've ever met. Maybe even more so than your wife
>She helps around the house with all sorts of chores, you can't remember which, but you're sure of it.
>One night you're making sweet passionate love to your wife when the door suddenly breaks
>You scream a profanity before two tentacles dart forward. One inserts itself in your ear while the other hangs from your wife's head
>That strange squishiness returns just like the day your niece arrived.
>You're lovelessly fucking your FWB roommate. You don't really like her as much as you do your niece, but she pays rents.
>Mentally you make a note to fix that door that's been broken for a while.
>Your roommate announces that she'll be moving out next month, you mutter "Good riddance." while looking at your lovely niece.
>The night after your roommate moved out you're masturbating to the thought of your niece. It feels wrong but she's so fucking hot.
>That's when she barges in tentacles at the ready.
>You try to hide your erection and explain yourself, but that cold feeling in your ear makes it hard to think
>Luckily she explains to you that there's nothing wrong with masturbating to her
>After all, you've been married for years
>It's only wrong that you didn't directly ask her for help relieving your needs.
>It's so silly now that you think about it.

>> No.13700460

Waifys can protect you from NTRers right?

>> No.13700479 [DELETED] 

>>13700413
That mindflayer fucked up. My waifu IS my maid, and is dangerous and erratic enough to have hospitalized a Kikimora with a conversation. She's also a superhero and probably has traps set in case someone tries to harm her boyfriend to blackmail her. [spolier]"MUCKLE DAMRED MINDFLAYER 'AIR EH NAMBLIES BE KEEPIN' ME HUSBAND!?!?"

>> No.13700490 [DELETED] 

>>13700413
That mindflayer fucked up. My waifu IS my maid, along with being extremely dangerous and a superhero. She probably has traps set in case someone tries to harm her boyfriend to blackmail her. [spolier]"MUCKLE DAMRED MINDFLAYER 'AIR EH NAMBLIES BE KEEPIN' ME HUSBAND!?!?"

>> No.13700504
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13700504

>>13700479
>>13700490
You okay there anon?

>> No.13700507

>>13700504
Don't do Mindflayer kids.

Man what must PSAs look like in MGC?

>> No.13700511

>>13700413
>>13700413 #
That mindflayer fucked up. My lizardgirl waifu IS my maid, along with being extremely dangerous and a superhero. She probably has traps set in case someone tries to harm her boyfriend to blackmail her.

>>13700427
>Waifu notices boyfriend looking at her funny.
>There's a Mindflayer in the door.
>The Mindflayer lunges at her.
>Waifu is quick on the draw.
>Mindflayer is on fire.
>Mindflayer is tossed through a table.
>Room is on fire, police are called.
>Boyfriend is taken to the hospital.
>Mindflayer is ultimately sent to jail for life, after her memories are searched.

>> No.13700516

>>13700507
Could a fujo mindflayer flay her own mind to make masturbation better?

>> No.13700518
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13700518

You wouldn't splat a squid.

>> No.13700520

>>13700516
Most likely.

>> No.13700524 [SPOILER] 
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13700524

>>13700518
Well yeah, duh. I'd hit them with a giant paint roller obviously.

By the way, what'cha doing nerds?

>> No.13700525
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13700525

>>13700518
Certainly not.
Because I'd rock an octopus

>> No.13700527

I want to hug an introverted Mindflayer

>> No.13700529
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13700529

>>13700518
I want to rape a mindflayer and then blame it on her making me do it.

>> No.13700531

>>13700524
Slaughtering filthy barbarians in the name of Rome.

And eating apple pie.

>> No.13700534

>Sleeping in your bed
>Mindflayer sneaks into your room at night
>A noise suddenly wakes you up
>You open your eyes just in time to see two tentacles shoot towards your head from a dark figure at the side of your bed
>They shoot into your ears
>They are stopped cold by your slime waifu, who enjoys occupying your body at night
>All your orifices were filled with her slimy body
>The mindflayer tries to pull her tentacles back
>Strings of your waifu's body are pulled along
>More and more of your waifu pumps out of your body until the mindflayer's tentacles are covered with slime
>The mindflayer screams as your slime waifu suddenly makes her slime on the mindflayer extremely acidic
>Mindflayer runs away, permanently detentacled
Disgust NTR faggots btfo, slimes best waifu.

>> No.13700537

>>13700534
>>Mindflayer runs away, permanently detentacled
I'd take her in and love her for herself, if you know what I mean.

>> No.13700538

I want to sleep inside a slime

>> No.13700549

>>13700538
I want a slime to sleep inside of me

>> No.13700551

>>13700427
>One night fucking your loving Mindflayer niece
>Lewd sticky, passionate lovemaking
>But everytime you look at her face, something feels off, as if things don't add up
>You've been married for years, right?
>And yet, whenever you lay next to her in bed, you can't help but think of your roommate
>Offhandedly, while making lunch, you bring up your old roommate and how, even though she was a pain and kind of bitchy, you want to try to get up with her sometime to chat, or something
>She seems to glare at you, and mumbles about how "This shouldn't be"
>Before you can ask, a tentacle fills you yet again with that squishy feeling
>Your Mindflayer Waifu asks you what about your roommate
>You look at her, confused, what roommate? You never had a roommate, that kind of thing would've been too obnoxious to deal with
>You lay in bed, arms wrapped around your loving and perfect and completely flawless Mindflayer waifu, in complete bliss
>But everytime you look down at her, you can't help but think someone else should be there
>It's an odd, silly thought, but it's one that bugs you, as you reach for the lamp and turn it off

Might as well finish the pasta

>> No.13700558

>>13700551
>Meanwhile, halfway across MGC, a Monster Girl unpacks in her new apartment
>It feels lonely without her old roommate, even if he was a douche
>In fact, it's a bit odd how she feels like she should hate him, yet can't bring herself to
>She passes it off as new-apartment jitters, before she goes to bed
>But the jitters don't pass, not after a few weeks
>Eventually, she decides the best way to settle them is to visit her old roommate and talk for a while
>She pulls up to the old house, a place she only bunked at for a few weeks, yet somehow overwhelms her with heavy memories of nothing
>She knocks at the door, and her roommmate answers
>She awkwardly says hey, and asks if he'd like to go out for coffee, or something
>She just wants to talk, and catch up, and see how he's doing and all
>Her old roommate looks at her confused, saying that she must have him mistaken for someone else, since he never had a roommate
>She looks at him dumfounded
>This must have been why she thought he was a douche
>Before she can tell him to drop the act, she hears a voice cry from behind him, asking what's wrong
>Oh, it's just his old Mindflayer niece, she was pretty-
>Wait a Mindflayer niece
>Suddenly all the pieces began falling into place, all the blank memories, her inability to forget her old roommate, her emotions not falling in line with what she thought they should be
>Oh that little bitch

>> No.13700559

>>13700538
I'd like to wear a slime like protective armor and beat up gangsters together.

>> No.13700562

>And so the police arrived, taking away the sniveling Mindflayer on a stretcher
>Currently, you and the other Monster Girl sit patiently as a different Mindflayer (One on the force) looks through both of your minds, and tries to rearrange everything back to what they're supposed to be
>It takes several hours, but the revelation that your mother was actually your roommate, who was actually your beloved wife is one that fills you with happiness
>When she finally finishes, she steps back, and before you can even get up you instantly are knocked down by your ro-your wife, as she cries tears of joy into your shirt
>You rub her back, happy that everything makes sense
>You ask one the Police Dark Elf what next, and she says that if you want to press charges, that Mindflayer pretending to be your niece will likely get the maximum sentence

>> No.13700568

I want to teach a slime how to mess with people's minds like a mind flayer

>> No.13700583

>>13700558
>>13700562
>Skipping the best part
Disgusting

>> No.13700600

>>13700335
I'm curious, how long have you been drawfagging?

>> No.13700602

>>13700391
She has a pretty soft belly.

>> No.13700606
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13700606

Meep meep!

>> No.13700612

>>13700606
This cockatrice needs a cock twice

>> No.13700617
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13700617

>>13700606
I love this thread canon cannon.

>> No.13700625

>>13700612
She needs cock thrice, anon. You have to fuck her cloaca in sequence in the anus, vagina and urethra.

>> No.13700634

>>13700606
>A Coyote-girl is constantly planting traps to capture Anon.
>Anon always absentmindedly wanders into traps.
>Right as trap springs, "Meep meep!"
>Roadrunner-girl saves Anon from the trap and speeds off.
>Coyote-girl dove after Anon and got herself caught in the trap.

>> No.13700640
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>>13700634
>Implying Anon isn't trying to capture the roadrunner with his bag of tricks and winning her heart with his schemes.

The whole making you chase them part of the profile makes it perfect.

Wish there was one of these of him holding up a sign that says "call me" when she escapes. Then she blasts by him again, spinning him in a whirlwind. When he stops revolving, her number is written on his sign.

>> No.13700643

>>13700634
How about the time Coyote caught the roadrunner
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KJJW7EF5aVk

>> No.13700658

>>13700583
I think that it has connection.

>> No.13700668

Would fat Monster Girls have crushes or crush?

>> No.13700675

What happens when your daughteru grows too big to sit on your lap? I mean, she's one of the 7ft tall girls, like a Dragon or a Jinko who dwarfs you.

>> No.13700679

>>13700668
Yes.

>> No.13700680

>>13700675
You sit on her lap instead. Duh.

>> No.13700681

>>13700675
you on her lap

>> No.13700685

>>13700680
My pride as a man wont let that happen anon.

>> No.13700686

>>13700675
You let her sit on your lap anyways.

>> No.13700691

>>13700680
>>13700681
>Sit on Jinko Daughteru's lap
>Her thick thighs and breasts make for a very comfortable lap to sit in
>She chuffs as she licks your hair and occasionally reaching down to nip at your neck
>The comfy sensations make you go limp in her lap, as you resign yourself as her plaything, remarking that "It reminds me of when your mother and I started dating..."
>Jealous Jinko MILF glares from behind the couch.

>> No.13700692

>>13700675
Sit her in front of you and wrap your arms around her.

>> No.13700693

>>13700685
Don't be retarded.

>> No.13700698

>>13700691
I like the way you think anon.

>> No.13700708

>>13700691
>you will never be a vertically challenged jailbait bishie that looks younger than his own wife and daughteru

>> No.13700710

>>13700708
Someone post the Greentext of the Anon and his Christmas Cake Daughteru that he and his wife teased.

>> No.13700713
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13700713

>>13700710
Here.

>> No.13700731

>>13698278
Have you ever read The Wheel of Time?
The stories and love of Brigitte Silverbow and Gaidal Cain transcend time, lives and the turning of the wheel.

>> No.13700742

>>13700426
I wanna put my scylla daughteru on my lap and tickle her so her tentacles wiggle around!

>> No.13700749

>>13700668
I know I'd prob crush her back if she's a qt fattie

>> No.13700752

>>13700675
>Not training your lap and dick to handle a 100 ft monster girl on your lap if you have to

>> No.13700757

>>13698317
No.

>> No.13700762

I want to show baby photos to the Daughterus boyfriend

>> No.13700764

>>13700693
It's not retardation it's the way I was raised anon. Not ragging on people who would though.

My father told me that as a man you have to have pride in yourself etc etc so there are some things I just won't do.

>> No.13700766

>>13700762
>A young yuki-onna daughteru using her breath to try try to make her own snow-cones.

>> No.13700770

>>13700012
It's that damn MG suicide hotline, they're running thin on Yeti helpers to save people because people call in just to get free hugs

>> No.13700772

>>13700770
>He doesn't like free hugs

>> No.13700773

>>13700766
Fuck that sounds amazing, I have a bottle of lemon flavor I could put that on one and have a snow cone.

>> No.13700779

I want a succuvirus

>> No.13700785

>>13700779
I want a valkyrie antivirus.

>> No.13700787

>>13700354
what kind of fiction does a dryad read? Pulp Fiction.

>> No.13700795

>>13700255
You mean I'm dating a milf? Sure.

>> No.13700797

>>13700785
I use slimevast

>> No.13700801

>>13700797
>Not using Alp Virginity Guard

>> No.13700803

I wonder how successful monsters are at getting guys over the internet, they can't rape online so that is one advantage gone

>> No.13700805

>>13700398
I will take that over whatever the fuck the other one is. I'm hoping the shadow is a projection of DE or something. If this is some more transfotmation bullshit like squidification I'm joining the order.

>But anon, they're not gonna win!

Not with that attitude.

>> No.13700809

>>13700785
You won't want that. Succuvirus can corrupt it's files and turn it into DarkValkVirus

>> No.13700813

>>13700534
>All your orifices

You're ouroboros faggot aren't you?

>> No.13700815

>>13700805
>If this is some more transfotmation bullshit like squidification
It is

>> No.13700816

>>13700809
But i am a premium user i have the whole divine protection pack, i don't use trial version crap.

>> No.13700823

>>13700815
Enlighten me anon

>> No.13700826

>>13700815
It's a coat.

>> No.13700827

>>13700675
>7ft tall dragons and jinkos

I never agreed to this headcanon.

>> No.13700829

>>13700823
Not him, but don't we already know that the cloak is the husband? I mean it's pretty obvious. Look at all the cum falling from her twat. I wanna know KC's wendigo origin story more than what the cloak is. It's the traditional one corruption by cannibalism? Maybe she raises the freshly killed and fucks them and turns into a wendigo that way

>> No.13700830

>>13700826
See >>13700379 for what a single Wendigo looks like. The husband turns into that huge monster inside the cloak in the profile picture.

>> No.13700836

>>13700675
I sit on hers. I'm secure enough in my manhood to not feel threatened by sitting in a woman's lap. and regardless of my thoughts on daughter dicking, it's always nice to feel boobs on your back/shoulders. Think about it the other way. how many daughters would let their father sit in their lap? that's a sign of trust that is.

>> No.13700839

>>13700836
My nigger, you da man.

>> No.13700841

>>13700398
Wasn't it said that onee-sans were a thing too? Imagine a tall busty, curvy Wendigo sneaking up behind you and capturing you in her cloak with a cheery "Husbando GET~" for a long session of cuddle fucking. Yes please

>>13700839
No nigger, you da man.

>> No.13700846

>>13699791
>marry anon
>use Mamono mana to make him git gud
>eventually go stage 3 and get a bombshell body even more voluptuous than hers
>revisit her occasionally and ask her how the husband hunting is going, and if she alped anyone else recently
>ask her to babysit the succubi daughterus while you have an all-night sex romp, try to hide the smug

She may as well be punishing the Alp with steak and lobster dinners every day!

>> No.13700847
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>>13700675
Sit her on my lap because I'm not a manlet.

>> No.13700849

>>13700841
Nope, they're all lolis.

>> No.13700850
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13700850

>>13700617
>>13700640
have a scanned version

>> No.13700851

>>13700836
>that's a sign of trust that is.
For me part of the fantasy is sitting on the lap of a girl that could very easily tear you apart if she wanted to with here freakish strength/claws/whatever her race has but she loves you way too much to even consider it.

Strong girls being gentle is a thing of beauty.

>> No.13700855
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>>13700841
>your desperate, lonely onee-san will never try to pull you in for a deep hug

>> No.13700856

>>13700849
I call bullshit. Even if that asshole did it to Devils, wendigo has the potential to be a cute. If it's another generic loli race it's just wasted potential. What happened to muh hugbox man? I want ara ara Devil Onee-sans with full, tall mature bodies.

>> No.13700857

>>13700851
>with here
Fuck you auto correct.

>> No.13700861

>>13700855
No onee-san will be lonely or desperate for hugs on my watch.

>> No.13700862

>>13700850
Sweet

>> No.13700865

>>13700849
Reminder that Sabbath is worst faction. Who else but evil incarnate would deny a man Ara Ara~ devils with full breasts, wide hips and thick, plump butts and thighs?

Despair is calling.

>> No.13700869

>>13700855
>No lonely yeti onee-san with dishevelled hair and poor dress sense
It hurts.

>> No.13700871
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>>13700856
Didn't KC also state that any monstergirl can be de-lolified? Although I'd assume that the de-lolified monsters will still birth perma-loli's.

>> No.13700872

>>13700865
I will not go gentle into that good night. I shall rage, rage against the dying of the oneesan.

>> No.13700876

I want to lick mindflayer ears

>> No.13700877

>>13700871
He's a contradictory fuck, and there are Ara Ara cakes in wonderland, but to my knowledge his most recent stance on the matter was that "all devils are lolis" It's the most recent Q/A

>> No.13700879

>>13700640
Can you draw a dhampire hitting on her father while holding out garlic towards her mother who's keeping a short distance away and who is jelly?

>> No.13700882

>>13700877
He could have meant naturally as in none of them are born in a way that will let them become ara ara, leaving it to magic cakes.

>> No.13700883

>>13700877
What I get from this is: All Devils are loli's, yet they CAN be de-lolified, although they still only birth loli's

This probably applies to the other perma-loli's.

>> No.13700888

>>13700879
Why is her mother a slime? I thought Damphirs were born from Vampires and slimes aren't afraid of garlic.

>> No.13700889

>>13700877
>Not being a contradictory fuck
>Word of god not being a contradictory fuck once in awhile.
Oh, Anon. Loli-born, loli to ara-ara, ara-ara to loli

>> No.13700890

>>13700882
>>13700883
Possibly. Still feeding muh devil cakes

>> No.13700894

>>13700841
>"Husbando GET~"

How many MGs would say that I wonder.

>> No.13700896

>>13700894
probably the Ara Aras

>> No.13700899

>>13700894
I want a hot-blooded Hellhound to yell HAZUBANDO GETTO! as she pounces on me.

>> No.13700901

>>13700894
Probably an Oomukade, shortly followed up with some creepy "fufufu" laughter and awkward hugging.

>> No.13700903

>>13700894
All the old lonely ones who spend too much time on Zipangan image boards, with mild stalkery tendencies whenever they come across cute guys on their late night NEET grocery shopping outings, that aren't socially crippled too badly.

>> No.13700904

>Monstergirls' faces when vasectomy

>> No.13700905

>>13700904
MAMONO MANA

>> No.13700908

>>13700904
>spinning some tubes that move your jizz
She gon go straight to the source, anon.
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=50996564

>> No.13700914

>>13700872
>You will never spy on your CC devil girlfriend trying on new jeans
>You will never stifle a laugh as she struggles to get her big, round and firm cheeks to go in
>She will never zip herself up, eventually, panting as she checks herself out in front of the mirror
>She'll never have trouble walking because they're so tight
>She will never get stuck and call out to you for help
>You will never spring into the room, tackling her and carrying her over your shoulder
>You will never drop her on your lap and begin groping and spanking her jean clad butt until she's begging you to take them off
>You will never begin stripping her, letting the jeans hand halfway down here's, keeping her helpless
>You will never fuck her reverse plow style until her glutes glisten with your seed
>You'll never set her free, parting her legs and drawing close to her
>You'll never whisper in her ear "I love your butt" emphasizing "your"
>She'll never blush like mad knowing exactly what you mean


Nope. Fuck you. Fuck me. Fuck all of us.

>> No.13700917

>>13699424

Chill, Anon. Have an eclair from Claire.

>> No.13700918

Congratulations your the guy in charge of making a Monster Girl Brawl game. Which 10-20 monster girls do you put in as starters?

>> No.13700924

>>13700830
>>13700830

I want to be the fluffy fuck tent.

>> No.13700926

>>13700914
Motherfucker

>letting the jeans hang halfway down her legs, keeping her helpless

>> No.13700927

>>13700914
I want to carry a CC devil over my shoulder like a bag of shit!

>> No.13700928

>>13700918
All the Xelvy girls and other abominations.

>> No.13700929
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>>13700869
I don't know if a yeti would work with long hair, she's cute with her mid length messy hair

>> No.13700932

>>13700927
>like a bag of shit!
jesus fuck anon show some respect

>> No.13700939

>>13700918

Hinezumi
Lizardman
Amazoness
Elf
Centaur
Hellhound
Minotaur
Mantis
Kunoichi
Lamia
Dragon
Ushi-oni
Manticore
Cupid

>> No.13700940
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13700940

>You will never waifu a sensitive Dullahan that was displaced from her home and had her head stolen.

Why live?

>> No.13700941

>>13700914
>You'll never spend a relaxing afternoon sitting on the floor before the couch with her watching anime and drinking beer, her thick thighs to either side of your head, her long legs draped over your shoulders and resting in your lap
>She'll never be the most comfortable wearing just panties long socks and a large shirt that hugs her chest despite enough space under her bust for you to fit your head between the shirt and her stomach
>She'll never get irritated at the useless MC who can't confess for shit and the typical human tsundere girl
>She'll never slake her frustrations by using her feet and tail to work at your pants and free your cock, coaxing it to a full erection, the show long since forgotten
>You'll never lean back into her as her feet get you nice and hard before surprising her by grabbing her wide hips and hauling her over
>You'll never catch her as she giggles and squeals, your cock right before her lips, her soaked panties right before your face
>She'll never brace herself with her hands on your thighs as she starts to deep throat your cock, her tail curling through her panties to pull them aside, leaving a glistening strand of lubrication connecting her puffy lips and the fabric of the panties
>You'll never bury your face in her mature womanhood and eat her out, 69ing eachother into at least five orgasms if you go by the OP and ED passing twice.
>You'll never collapse contentedly after and have her crawl up you and nestle her head into your neck as she pulls you into a cuddle, her tight belly flush with yours and her long legs entangling your own
>You'll never enjoy an afternoon snooze with your busty CC devil GF

why even live

>> No.13700943

>>13700929
That's part of the appeal though.
>Yeti onee-san that's completely given up hope
>Long messy hair, bags under her eyes and usually wearing a shitty 5 dollar shirt and shorts
>You show her love, building her confidence again
>Learn to cut hair because she's too embarrassed to go out in the state she's in
>Take her shopping for nice clothes
>When she looks in the mirror she can't believe she's the same person she was a few months ago
>But to you she's the same she's always been, your beautiful older sister

>> No.13700944

>>13700940
>Head stolen
I'm Liam Neeson on those fucks

>> No.13700946

>>13700940
>had her head stolen.
That would be fucking horrible. If the body can still feel what the head feels and vice-versa, I can't even begin to imagine the horrible things that might happen to her head.

We gotta find it fucking ASAP.

>> No.13700950

>>13700941
My dick

>> No.13700951

>>13700940

>Out on your usual routine
>Bump into the body of a Dullahan
>The Dullahans head is nowhere nearby
>Her body clings to you out of fear.

>> No.13700952

>>13700941
Damn.

>> No.13700954

>>13700951
Gonna find that head

>> No.13700956

>>13700943
hnnngh

>> No.13700965

>>13700940
I'm gonna use her head to take over the world!

>> No.13700970

>>13700954

>You eventually find it in a trashcan of all places
>The head thanks you and shyly looks away
>The body pulls you into a fierce hug.

>> No.13700971

>>13700965
I'm gonna use both holes for sex!

>> No.13700974

>>13700951
Considering my routine involves lifting I've now got a fit dullahan.

Im ok with this

>> No.13700978

>>13700946
>You will never torture a dullahan by stealing her head and covering her forehead, and cheeks in barbacue sauce, then placing her in a box full of puppies.

>> No.13700981

>>13700971
>The body starts sweating and squirming
>Anon, kilometers away, is viciously throatfucking the head, the dullahan's eyes crossing to watch as his cock thrusts up her throat and out her mouth, alternating between his dick and glaring hate at his smug face
>Meanwhile, the body suddenly cums out of nowhere
Is this NTR?

>> No.13700983

>>13700978
>Letting dogs eat sauce
Nigga you wanna kill the things?

>> No.13700984

>>13700940
I want to waifu a Dullahan with latex powers!

>> No.13700986

>>13700983
Not him but, it's psychological torture. Without her body she can't stop the puppies from certain death. She has to watch their cute oblivious faces and they leap to their own demise.

>> No.13700987

>>13700983
What, you have one of those pussy ass purebreds that need a special diet? Mutt Master race.

>> No.13700991

>>13700981
Yes. It is also excellent. I want to see a doujin like that with disgusted faces as here. She'd glare at him in disgust all the way up to the point when his jizz begins to seep out of the corner of her mouth.
http://exhentai.org/g/810969/93aa619594/

>> No.13700994

>>13700978
>Not putting her in a box of kittens
Come on man

>> No.13700998
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>>13700991
>scat
>urination

>> No.13701002

>>13700994
Fuck you, cats show affection by biting. Neither do I want one of the little bastards clawing her shit.

>> No.13701006

>>13700991
>I came on that angry face of hers
Pffftahahaha

>> No.13701011

>>13700940
Is it threadcanon that Dullahan bodies have ears of their own?
Because the first thing I'd have to do otherwise is teach it sign language like Hellen Keller.

>> No.13701013

>>13701002
>By biting
No, they purr, rub against you, lick you, and sleep next/on you

>> No.13701027

>>13701013
Not him, but sure, if your cat isn't an asshole. But all cats are assholes. We just abide them because they're soft fluffy and cute. And the cunts know it.

>> No.13701031

>>13697260
>>13697637
>>13697338
>>13697415
>>13697525
>>13697738
>>13697845
>>13697899
>>13698150

http://imgur.com/a/4a44B

scanned into an album, along with some other earlier stuff. I added a few comments, but feel free to erase that if you want to just have the image alone. Please let me know if I missed something.

>> No.13701033

>>13701027
My cats aren't assholes, jerks at times yes but they aren't assholes.

I do have the urge to sit a cheshire kitten in my lap and scratch behind her ears.

>> No.13701038

>>13701027
Fuck you, my cats are awesome.

>> No.13701040

>>13700954
>Prude anon hears this goes on a long rant about how crude monsters are, how they think of nothing but sex and how tired he is of-
>Lowers his book and sees the dullahan
>Shrinks quietly in his desk
>Paper ball hits him, he uncrumples it
>Crude drawing of him and a pair of winged MGs going at it
>He looks around and sees the succubus twins staring at him
>They mouth in unison Tonight, YOU

>> No.13701045

>>13701031
I love sketch-kun's drawings.
Favorite drawfag write there.
He drew my pie wizard, he has my undying loyalty.

>> No.13701051

>>13701040
I'm ready.

>> No.13701053
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>>13701031
>Kiki's recharged on headpats.

Goddamit anon. Never leave.

>> No.13701055
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13701055

So I was daydreaming about how to make different versions of existing monster girls when I started thinking about Chimeras.

They're usually multiple personalities in one body so how about one that had an individual body based off each animal but they all shared a single mind/personality? Getting assaulted from all sides by the same girl could be nice and it'd be like having a harem without being unfaithful.

>> No.13701056

>>13701031
>more Mantis
aw yiss

>> No.13701061

>>13701055
KC should have turned those organic head pauldrons into armor based off of goat and dragon skulls or some shit.

>> No.13701062

>>13701031
>yan kiki
Please draw that kiki whose master is a loathsome gnome with a face like >>13700991

>> No.13701068

>>13701053
Remember to give your Kiki her daily headpats!

>> No.13701071

>>13701038
Are you a girl?

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13701073

>>13701068
Remember to always feed your pocked sized monster girls

>> No.13701074

>>13701071
No?

>> No.13701079

>>13701073
pocket monster girls are cute

>> No.13701084

>>13701073
Is That a chinchilla, also, do you have a gallery of sorts?

>> No.13701090
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13701090

>Mentioning Dullahan suddenly turns into throatfucking.

Anon pls...

>> No.13701096

>>13701090
I want to give her headpats

>> No.13701102

>>13701096
Will you take responsibility when her body gets jealous?

>> No.13701103

>>13701090
Why do you think their heads are detachable?


Dense kun plus.

>> No.13701104

>>13701090
I want to steal her head and force her to please herself with her own mouth.

>> No.13701105

>>13701074
Then why do you have pet cats?

>> No.13701106

>>13701104
>Dullahan bondage with forced self-face sitting
Imagine the frustration once her body starts grinding on her face, seeking more pleasure.

>> No.13701108

>>13701102
What am I supposed to do? Give her butt a pat?

Because if so, I concur.

>> No.13701110

>>13701102
Yup the body would get my love in a hug

>> No.13701112

>>13701108
Buttpats are olev.

>> No.13701113

>>13701105
Why does it matter?

>> No.13701117

>>13701108
Try holding her hand.

>> No.13701119
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>>13701117

>> No.13701120

>>13701106
This i want to see so much.

>> No.13701124

>>13701090
I just want the cuddles like in that one-shot.

>> No.13701128

>>13701084
No I do not sorry.

>> No.13701129

>>13701108
spanking cat girls
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1SF7G9UjVi0

>> No.13701131

I want to torture a dullahan by impaling her through her throat and out her ass, and putting her head under her body, forcing her to watch and cry as the spike draws closer to her braced-open mouth and out the back of her skull!

>> No.13701134

>>13701128
Bummer
What is that mini monstergirl supposed to be anyways?

>> No.13701136

>>13701131
I'd prefer it if you would be quiet.

>> No.13701137

>>13701129
What am I watching? Is it a cat in heat or something?

>> No.13701139

>>13701129
That cat is actually getting off of it holy shit.

>> No.13701144

I want to take a dullahan on a fancy date

>> No.13701149

>>13701137
The cat's a big M

>> No.13701156

>>13701149
>wanting to paddle a CC Cheshire with both hands as she kneads her face into your chest
Disgusting!

>> No.13701159

>>13701055

The last time I thought of a way to do Chimera was:

Lion head and arms, goat legs, dragon wings, and snake tail. But I've never implemented it because it'd fanny fluster people to see a different interpretation for an MG outside of accepted canon.

>> No.13701166

>>13701159
But it's accepted canon for them to vary between individuals.
There's a skeletal canon you just can't change, but the muscle, fat, organs, and skin headcanons you can change to your heart's delight.

>> No.13701174

>>13701112
>laying on a dullahan's lap, post-coitus
>holding her head tenderly against your chest, patting it while her body's patting yours
"Mmm, it's no fair my body doesn't get this treatment."
>a wicked idea pops into mind
>you set her head against the sheet, while you adjust to slip an arm behind her body
>you made sure to give her hip a nice rub as you trailed down to grab a handful of her ass
>her hand's digging into your scalp by the pads, ruffling your hair
>while you're simultaneously doing the same to her head with your free arm, bringing her near your lap subconsciously
>it doesn't take long for you to feel her moist lips kissing your shaft before helping herself to more cock
if there was one thing you loved about dullahans, was the ability to get a lap pillow and a blowjob from the same girl

>> No.13701179

Twin Dullahan head switching shenanigans

>> No.13701181

>>13701166

Can't do that StarFox. Not with the way these threads are. If you make a Goobis anything but LEGO obsessed they throw a hissy fit and treat you like Bob.

>> No.13701187

>>13701181
No one gives a shit about the Chimaera you big baby.

>> No.13701193

>>13701113
Because you sound like a juicer, scarf wearing, Moby looking motherfucker, vegan activist, prancing la-la homo man

>> No.13701197

>>13701181
I think the Lego Anubis one is kind of a bad example.
The whole Alp shebang or Mindflayers would fit better. It still bothers me people still think the stage thing is accurate.

>> No.13701200

>>13701187
I want to give my shit to a Chimera
))<>((

>> No.13701203

>>13701197

You mean how they think Alping is related to homosexuality like a bunch of /pol/acks?

>> No.13701206

>>13701197
Stage?

>> No.13701211
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>>13701193
I'm sorry anon, I can't hear you over the sound of how much of a faggot you are.

>> No.13701216

>>13701203
Alping is related to homosexuality due to wanting the dick sub/consciously enough to destroy your own SE production when you incubize.

>>13701206
Alp stages. You'll see some people go on about "stage 3" or "stage 1" now and then. To them a stage 1 is a gay boy/man, even though that makes no sense since being a stage 1 Alp would imply he's already an actual Alp and not still a gay bundle of cigarettes. Alping can't even begin until you Incubize, but once you do it can almost instantly Alp you due to various circumstances.

>> No.13701218

>>13701179
>A dullahan with multiple bodies in the closet she wears like changed of clothes
>Hourglass
>Pear shaped
>Flat
>Chubby
>Built
>Athletic
>She's got it all
>With enough mamono mana can extend her power to more than just the body she's swapped out with, and have all the bodies join in a giant fuckpuddle

>> No.13701219

>>13701206
Oh wait, yeah forget it.

>> No.13701220

>>13701211
dat booty

>> No.13701224

>>13701218
oh fuck no 2much wouldn't that fit more for a doll though

>> No.13701226

>>13701211
Is this what you see when you look at your cats? That's how animal fuckers are born. Or, do you harbor some faint hope in your heart one day you'll wake up to your cat girlified, cause nigga that's sad.

>Faggot

I'm not the guy who own a cats.

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13701231

>>13701226
No? That's a really far-out assumption man.

>> No.13701233

>>13701218
>Flat

And that's how I ended up at the police station having to explain I was not trying to get away with murder, simply doing something about my girlfriend's shit taste.

>> No.13701238

>>13701231
Huh, well at least you seem to read good manga. Fuck farming though.

>> No.13701243
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Demonic Swordsmen?

>> No.13701244

>>13701238
I actually have yet to pick up Vinland Saga due to IRL obligations.

>> No.13701247

>>13701224
>Doll
Fuck no. 2spooky4me

>Find your waifu hotswapping her limbs in the darkness, laughing to herself as she rocks back and forth
>"I sleep tonight with hands of bone. I will awake with hands of steel. And with these hands I will destroy. And with these hands I will rebuild. Harder. Better. Faster. Stronger."

>>13701233
>Shit taste
It's an old body from when she was young and awkward. You wouldn't bury her memories, just let her keep it in the cupboard.

>> No.13701258

>>13701243
0/10
Ugly ass sword
Not replacing those pauldrons ASAP and instead posing like some brainless tart
No armor for her horns, the fuck is she thinking?
Begging to trip on her dumbass skirt
Open window in fron of tree, where some assassin can snipe her from
Untended candle, just waiting to start a conflagration

Who is this idiot?

>> No.13701263

>>13701258
>Pauldrons are one of the things you notice
Whelp, we found the /tg/ guy who thinks he knows everything about armor from Warhammer and other fa/tg/uys.

>> No.13701266

>>13701244
You've at least read Berserk?

>> No.13701268

>>13701263
He has a point, the thing's cracked.

>> No.13701270

>>13701263
I don't go to /tg/.

>> No.13701273

>>13701268
Him having a point doesn't really matter there. Besides, she could have just come back from battle and decided to rest a bit before taking off her cracked pauldrons.

>>13701270
Sure you don't. Your word is more valuable and trustworthy than the word of a guy who will die for you, like the one from Ravemaster.

>> No.13701276

>>13701268
Actually, looking back, all the armor pieces themselves are worn pretty bad to have cracks.

>>13701273
This is true, she could have just returned from several weeks/months of travel.

>> No.13701277

>>13701273
>Besides, she could have just come back from battle and decided to rest a bit before taking off her cracked pauldrons.
Not them, but isn't that highly irresponsible? Send them to the nearest smith to get fixed asap and fix yourself up with your spare pauldron.

>> No.13701279

>>13701277
Anon rest is key. You shouldn't keep preforming actions when your stamina is low. It's not like Ds where you can blitz through your equip menu and unequip everything in a flash.

>> No.13701284

>>13701279
Rest once you've taken care of what keeps blades from your flesh.

>> No.13701289

>>13701284
But she's already back in town and not on the battlefield anymore.
She's earned the privilege of rest after fighting for days on end, to the point that her suit of armor ended up mostly destroyed.
Or she's a Spellsword, and enchanted her cloth armor to be stronger than steel. But if that's the case, then why doesn't she repair that damned shoulder?

>> No.13701291

>>13701266
Nope

>> No.13701295

Undead Kikimora?

>> No.13701297

>>13701291
So I was right.

>> No.13701298

>>13701295
Kiki Wight?

>> No.13701299

>>13701289
If anything can go wrong it will. Ignoring that rule and not preparing for the worst is stupid.

>> No.13701303

>>13701295
Nah, I like my kikis warm and not creepy.

>> No.13701306

>>13701299
Anon she's prepared, but not so much that she can't rest now that she has a window to do so.
You think this is Berserk and she has that brand/sign on her neck or something?

>> No.13701308

>>13701295
Yes.

>> No.13701313

>>13701298
This, magic hands for speed maid
>>13701303
She can be warm you just have to cuddle her a bit

>> No.13701318

>>13701303
I like my kikis warm, but still slightly creepy!

>> No.13701319

>>13701306
Just don't be stupid. Hand your armor in for repairs as soon as you get into town, get something light and sturdy in the mean time and then relax. Go to a hot spring or something, soak the aches away. There's just no excuse to neglect your armor.

>> No.13701320

>>13701295
That implies kikimoras can die, the amount of love for them will not allow that.

>> No.13701321

>>13701319
>Hot springs
Anon this isn't Japan.

>> No.13701329

>>13701320
Accidents m8

>> No.13701331

>>13701321
>He rests in towns that don't have hot springs
Ha. What pleb towns do you rest in? Hot springs means volcano, Volcano means lava golem massages. You want to melt the stress away? Do that.

>> No.13701335

>>13701331
When's the last time you saw a hotspring resort town outside of Japan or some Asian town?

>> No.13701343

>>13701331

Alternately slime girls can do that too. Or become nice and cool. They're pretty versatile like that.

>> No.13701348
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http://pastebin.com/tEXsQ7dL
>The Sensual Suspect

>> No.13701349 [SPOILER] 
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>>13701313

>> No.13701353

>>13701335
Europe is full of them, nigga. Just about every German town with a Bad at the end or beginning is an old hot springs town.

>> No.13701354

>>13701335
What like in real life? They are everywhere dude. Just google it.

>> No.13701355

>>13701353
>Europe is full of them
I highly doubt it. They're most likely just warmed bathes instead of the real deal.

>> No.13701357

>>13701349
HEY DRAWFAG! Could you draw a guy wearing a shirt that says "No Dead Chicks" in front of a Wight and Lich? Bonus if they look dejected and the guy is stone faced, as if saying "fuck your sadness".

>> No.13701358

>>13701355
Nope. Mineral springs, the hottest I can think of offhand comes out at 51 degrees.

>> No.13701360

>>13701357
I want to hug those two for feeling sad

>> No.13701362

>>13701358
>Mineral springs
According to Google those aren't normally warm, are artificially heated, and are for mostly which people to bathe in mineral rich water like some show off.

>> No.13701363

>>13701357
He had better hope they don't attack him anyway like literal genies. Since they're not dead, they're undead. Literally, the prefix un- means 'not'. Not-Dead.

>> No.13701365

>>13701360
I want you to smash your little toe 10 times a day.

>> No.13701366

>>13701358
51 is pretty cold gotta get to 100 for any heat

>> No.13701367

>>13701348
Interesting, although I think you use "~" a little too often.

>> No.13701370

>>13701362
>which
Rich. Which witch is Which.

>> No.13701373

>>13701365
>smash your little toe
whoa man that is uncalled for

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>>13701363
You uh, just HAD to point that out?

>> No.13701377

>>13701362
Do you seriously think that volcanoes are only active in japan? What about the Thermopylae sulphur springs?

>> No.13701378

>>13701362
Literally google hot springs europe you idiot
http://www.theguardian.com/travel/2009/feb/22/spa-weekends-europe-hot-springs
>Opened as an "orthopaedic healing institute" in 1836 to take advantage of the 66C water

>> No.13701393

>>13701378
I think you responded to the wrong post, since it was mentioning Mineral Springs.
Never the less, going by that they aren't as common as one would think but they're not very rare. For them to be as common as you imply would mean that Europe has more volcanoes in it than the Pacific's Ring of Fire.

>> No.13701396

>>13701393
>you imply would mean that Europe has more volcanoes in it than the Pacific's Ring of Fire.
Nice goalpost moving faggot. Let's get back to where you started, since you can't own up to being 100% wrong on your own.
>When's the last time you saw a hotspring resort town outside of Japan or some Asian town?
>I highly doubt it. They're most likely just warmed bathes instead of the real deal.

>> No.13701402

>>13701366
that's in Celsius, you fucking moron

>> No.13701405

>>13701396
You left out:
>Europe is full of them, nigga. Just about every German town with a Bad at the end or beginning is an old hot springs town.
And
>What like in real life? They are everywhere dude. Just google it.

>He's cherry picks while accuses me of goal posting
Hmm, what's the term for this kind of person? Was it hypocrite? I can't remember.

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>>13701402
This is America

>> No.13701415

>>13701413
IN AMERICA!

>> No.13701416

>>13701405
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_hot_springs#Europe
That's a lot of hot springs all over the continent, nigger, and that's not even an exhaustive list.

>> No.13701419

Lead and gold
Tusk and claw
Butt or no Butt

>> No.13701420

>>13701357
>If her blood flows, it makes me doze
>If her heart beats, she's not getting between my sheets
>If her skin's warm, she can't perform

>> No.13701425

>>13701413
Bandit Kieth is best Canadian

>> No.13701426

>>13701420
Bundy pls.

>> No.13701427

>>13701416
Man, you've gotten really mad over this little discussion.
But since you went through the trouble to show me hot springs in Europe, can you go through a little more and show me ones that are near actual volcanoes? Places like the UK are known to have warm springs that aren't true hot spring, after all.

>> No.13701430

>>13701425
Canada is just cold America IN AMERICA

>> No.13701431

>>13701420
>She can't perform

The irony.

>> No.13701432

I want to have a Schrodinger Werecat!

>> No.13701436

>>13701432
But how do we know if she's undead or alive?

>> No.13701439

>>13701427
>aw shit nigga i got called out on goalpost moving on an anonymous imageboard
>better call him mad and move some more goalposts

>> No.13701440

>>13701439
Yes, what I did was clearly goalposting and you not throwing a tantrum.
And let's clearly forget your attempt at cherry picking while we're at it too, just because you're so right.

>> No.13701442

>>13701432
>Schrodinger's Werecat
>Until she starts to show a a bump, you have to assume she's both pregnant and not pregnant

>> No.13701450

I want to cause the cuddlepocalypse by denying a Wurm her rightful headpats.

>> No.13701458

>>13701450
I want to be thrown into the yeti pit!

>> No.13701459

>>13701450
You are a horrible human bean

>> No.13701463

>>13701458
What about the mini monster pit?

>> No.13701467

>>13701463
>this is now a thing
Why? You can't dick these things, they're too fucking small for it.

>> No.13701468

>>13701463
Of all species? Assuming I'm not molested by each of their tiny powers, I think my heart couldn't take all the cuteness.

>> No.13701469

>>13701467
They're enchanted to change size at will from tiny to normal.
Tiny for cuddle pits, normal for lewd acts.

>> No.13701471

>>13701458
I want to be thrown in the ushi-oni pit and never come out.

>> No.13701473

>>13701467

You definitely could. Like fairies being a living onahole.

>> No.13701475

>>13701467
Someone post the fairy harem greentext for this man!

>> No.13701482

>>13701471
Me too. I want to remove all their seals too. Just the thought of all that unrestrained, manic lust directed at me sends the good kind of shivers down my spine.

>> No.13701483

>>13701467
They're at least the size of an MGE Fairy.

>> No.13701484

>>13700876
I want a Mindflayer waifu to be there when an Order squad breaks into our house, catching both of us off guard, so when they dash forward with swords unsheathed and hate in their eyes she'd respond mere seconds before it's over and do the only thing for us she could have possibly come up with in that situation.

That thing would be hugging her husband and gathering all her mental strength and magic to cast a dream on our minds so powerful and intense, a moment of the outside world would last decades inside of it.

There, a modest household would stand in the middle of a scenic mountainous valley that we would make our home, living by gifts of nature and cherishing our days together.


Sometimes I’d get that odd, nagging feeling at particular moments, like when I peer at those hills afar and get an impression it almost looks to be nothing behind them, as if the land there just cuts into nothingness. Or when doubting why we care with food even though we don't seem to need it, to the point I’d forget eating whatsoever if she didn't constantly remind me to. Or thinking that just two people for the whole world isn’t quite right somehow, even if it feels perfect to be with her. But every time I'd try wrap my head around any of that it'd always slip off, becoming more fuzzy the more I concentrate, and since it wouldn't bother me that much, I'd just suppress it and devote to my lifelong love instead.

I'd likely still feel puzzled whenever she changes from her usual warm temper to that pensive, gloomy side of hers. At times like that she'd often gaze into the evening and ask me to wait her inside.
Because you see, while in her love she granted me the bliss of ignorance and erased all my memories of the outside, she herself still remembers everything. And knows what's exactly waiting for us somewhere out there, ahead. Someday.

>> No.13701487

>>13701484
Please don't abuse blacktext-chan

>> No.13701491

>>13701484
I hope someone preforms the Black Sacrament on those Paladins.
Holy hell.

>> No.13701494

>>13701484
What a bitch.

>> No.13701496

>>13701491
Black sacrament?

>> No.13701501

>>13701496
>Hasn't played an Elder Scrolls game
It's basically something to summon the Dark Brotherhood, an order of Assassins, to kill a target specified by the person who summoned them.
Said person killed also doesn't go to a regular afterlife.

>> No.13701502

>>13701484
This is the kind of stuff that I find interesting and appealing about Succuvirus and Mindflayer.

They could do these things for you even outside of dire situations as well. Make all your dreams a reality.

You want a vacation because your job is a pain in the ass? One night's worth of sleep is used to take several months off in a resort with her.

You could live centuries in some fantasy world. Or act out some of your more depraved desires together.

>> No.13701503

>>13701484
Feels had: zero.

The whole 'moment in time can be decades to you' thing always feels like bullshit too.

>> No.13701504

>>13701484
Hnnnnngh

>> No.13701507

>>13701503
>I am boring.

Noted.

>> No.13701512

>>13701503
>always feels like bullshit too

But it's pretty much a real thing in dreams. Maybe not to that extent but it can go pretty far. Never experienced that before? A magic mind manipulator could tap into that phenomena.

>> No.13701513

>>13701501
In all fairness, the Black Sacrament is only in Skyrim to my knowledge, and its a severely dumbed down game from its predecessors.

I wish I had a nerdy MG waifu to argue about TES with. She'd probably exclusively play a thief because that's easy mode. The shitter.

>> No.13701516

>>13701507
>I am not moved by cheap attempts to make me sad

Fixed. I still like mindflayer for all the possibilities she offers.

>> No.13701518

>>13701426
>>13701431
>If her heart is pumping, I'll be dumping
>If she's alive, my arousal takes a nose dive

>> No.13701523

>>13701513
It's been done in the other games as well, such as Hammmerfell and Oblivion.

>> No.13701529

>>13701463
I want to be hugged by many mini yetis

>> No.13701531

>>13701529
>There's a Wurm in a Yeti costume among them
>And a Shirohebi camouflaging herself among them as well since they're everywhere now

>> No.13701534

>>13701501
That's because those games suck ass.

>> No.13701540

>>13701534
Of course they suck, if you have shit taste befitting a teenager more into Monster ads and CoD than a good game.

>> No.13701542
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>>13701523
Ah, I started with Morrowind, but I disliked Oblivion too much to bother with it after a good 20 hours or so. Skyrim may have been dumbed down from that even further but at least I enjoyed it.

At any rate, I still will never have a nerdy Werecat GF to play vidya with and call each other's tastes shit. Feels bad, and good because at least she isn't here assaulting me with her shit taste.

>> No.13701547

>>13701534
Morrowind was great. I've rarely come across a fantasy game with as much heart in it. The old school dickishness is fun too. You don't see it in many AAA games these days.

>> No.13701548

>>13701542
REFRAIN.

>> No.13701550

>>13701534

I'm a total fanboy for the Elder Scrolls, but yeah, you need mods most of the time to make the games good. Morrowind especially at least needs the code patch mod to stop the game from dying/save corruption after a certain point.

>>13701531
>The master of disguise is still out there
What can't she pull off? Don't say your dick, she's a Wurm, that'd be child's play for her.

>> No.13701553

>>13701548
You shouting things incoherently remind me of The Grim Adventure of Billy and Mandy, and makes me wish there was some Hoss Delgado paladin.

>> No.13701556

>>13701540
>Not liking x I like game makes you a shovelware playing child

Heh.

>> No.13701564

>>13701550
She's always out there. And she now has a partner in the form of the camouflaging Shirohebi.

>> No.13701565

>>13701553
Stop posting futacat, faggot.

>> No.13701568

>>13701547
>A fellow Morrowind fan
I like you. I'm currently playing through it again after almost a decade and I'm still loving at as much as I did back then. Of course, I've modded the fuck out of it to have things like a bigger population, NPCs doing their chores like in Skyrim, birds, fish, silt striders and boats now actually go around the map, just general stuff to make the world feel alive. God I love modding these games.

>>13701548
I'm pissed off the artist turned her into a futa. She was a really nice design - a shortstack nerdy catgirl with paws. But then the reveal came and it was like - oh...

>> No.13701570

>>13701565
A. I'm not that guy.
B. A few pics of her having a dick does not mean she's now a futa, otherwise Hellhounds are now canonically futa from the fanart. Artists can have shits and giggles too.
C. Still want to see a Hoss Delgado paladin.

>> No.13701573
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>>13701565
Not him. But in his his defense, that image existed before the artist attached a penis to her, now cool your tits you faggot.

>> No.13701578

>>13701090
>You will have your Dullahan waifu give you head while you go on a stroll
>You will never meet up with another Anon who's doing the exact same thing with his Skeleton waifu and have a casual conversation

>> No.13701579

>>13701531
>Disguised Wurm follows the Yetis as they migrate back to the mountains
>She freezes

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>>13701573
Only like a small amount are futa anyway, meaning the guy is getting fanny flustered over nothing.

>> No.13701583

>>13701573
How about no you faggotcat enabler?

>> No.13701586

>>13701573
This. I just headcanon the more recent images away and keep her as some lazy bro-tier shortstack.

>>13701564
>ANYTHING could be a Shirohebi stalker
Jesus Christ how horrifying!
>sit down on a chair after a hard day at work
>wait, didn't I throw out this old chair earlier?
>the 'chair' suddenly ups and rapes you
This is why we should hate snakes and chairs.

>> No.13701587

>>13701583
I'm not enabling faggotcats you shit eating troglodyte.

>> No.13701592

Meaningful names is hard.

>> No.13701595

>>13701579
She becomes a fuzzy Wurmscicle?

>> No.13701596

>>13701586
She only hides against white things.
Like ice cream trucks.

>>13701579
>Yetis unfreeze her with hugs
>She's normal again
>Freezes again
>Stays like that until they leave the mountain
>They sled down it, using her as a toboggan
>She crashes into a rock instead of slowing down, causing an avalanche that destroys an Elf's Ski Resort
>They cheer and laugh despite audibly hearing a single gunshot in the distance

>> No.13701597

>>13701587
Sure you aren't Jizz McSwallow Spunkerson.

>> No.13701599

>>13701179
I want a Dullahan head to do this to a human girl!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LHLlM2q6Iak

>> No.13701601

>>13701597
Are you the same guy who wants to lynch Bromont? You seem to be the easily angered type.

>> No.13701605

>>13701601
No?

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>>13701601
He sounds like the guy who starts shit whenever possible.

>> No.13701612

>>13701599
Dead space...is fucked up.

>> No.13701613

>>13701607
You sound like every fence sitter faggot who snipes at those guys and then bitches there are fights.

>> No.13701616

>>13701596
>Elves going into hypothermia from the avalanche
>Yetis can't hear them over the celebration of taking their ski lodge out
It was all part of their plan

>> No.13701618

>>13701599
Huh. So that's what they do. I never actually bothered seeing all the death scenes, so I didn't know.

>> No.13701619

>>13701613
>fence sitting faggot
Well you just blatantly proved my point.

>> No.13701622

>>13701599
Thing is, with a cute Dullahan head and a cute human girl, I'd actually find that sort of hot.

>female paladin destroys the Dullahan's body
>the head hops off the ground at her face
>the Dullahan's hair wraps itself around the terrified paladin's neck and begins to squeeze
>desperately flailing around and trying to rip the head off her, the paladin's face slowly turns blue and her arms limply drop to her sides
>wasting no time, the Dullahan twists off the now useless head from the body and inserts itself into place
>she giggles happily at having a new body, and takes a peek under the breastplate at her new assets
>an A cup? Ugh. No wonder that chick was so angry.

>> No.13701626

>>13701619
Doesn't make me any less right.

>> No.13701630

>>13701622
>>13701599
I'll personally purge you both.

>> No.13701632

>>13701626
>right
You mean that attempt at trying to demonize the third party because they don't take your side?

>> No.13701636

>>13701613
He's not sitting on the fence though. He blatantly picked the other guy's side of things.

>> No.13701638

>>13701630
What if the human girl turns into a sexy ghost and haunts the dullahan later?

>> No.13701645

>>13701636
Yeah, but he did it in such a way that makes it seem like he's not involved in the fight, merely agreeing with the other guy, then when he gets called out only the party he's disagreeing with bears any blame. Fence sitter to a T.

>> No.13701648

>>13701638
What's she gonna do, talk her ear off at night?

>> No.13701649

>>13701645
Not even a fence sitter. I'm the guy walking down the street seeing two people bickering at each other through a fence while a guy sits on said fence.

>> No.13701653

>>13701638
>the Dullahan keeps making jokes about giving the dead paladin's boyfriend head
>the paladin shouts and screams at her perverted murderer until she's blue in the face
>which is always
>due to her dying from asphyxiation and such

>> No.13701658

>>13701622
Why boner. Just why?

>> No.13701664

How do you break the news to your Gamer Gazer that the NX won't be backwards compatible, meaning all the Wii U game she supported are now worthless?

>> No.13701665

>>13701648
I can imagine all the possibilities.

>Rattles tables, cups, plates, etc to make messes of anything the Dullahan tries to eat or drink
>The Dullahan sees the reflection of the ghost whenever she looks in a mirror or onto the clear surface of water
>Dullahan loses out on sleep because she knows the ghost will possess her old body and march it miles away from the head if she gets the chance to

She made a powerful enemy.

>> No.13701667

>>13701664
A musical number.

>> No.13701668

>>13701664
NX isn't supposed to replace the Wiiu though.

>> No.13701669

>>13701622
Can I take the severed Paladin head?

>> No.13701670

>>13701622
>Dullahan using Dio's strategy.
Not bad.

>> No.13701674

>>13701665
Why wouldn't she possess the body and smash the dullahan's head?

>> No.13701678

>>13701664
Any gamer gazer worth caring about would keep her old consoles as part of her collection so it wouldn't make a difference.

>> No.13701680

>>13701674
Like that one headless body from Futurama?

>> No.13701682

>>13701669
If you really want to fuck a dead paladin's head as it wears a permanent look of horror on its now dark purple face, sure.

>> No.13701683

>>13701674
Because you save that for the very end, when the Dullahan's at the last of her wits, practically begging for death so that her suffering will stop!

>> No.13701686

>>13701674
The Dullahan can just MUDAMUDAMUDA her.

>> No.13701687

Is it possible to fill a slime full of ice cubes and then drink part of her as a refreshing beverage?

>> No.13701689

>>13701682
Thanks dude! I think I'm gonna kiss her and cuddle her for the first night before taking her from below.

>> No.13701690

>>13701682
What if it became a monster girl because MANMURMUNDA?

>> No.13701691

>>13701680
Andrew? No, I mean, the second paladin Chan got control of the body, why wouldn't she rip the head off and finish the dullahan, so she can avenge herself and move on to the afterlife?

>> No.13701692

>>13701348
And that's why you don't underestimate alps.

>> No.13701694

>>13701682
He can try to make a flesh golem zombie then fuck her until she's a Wight.

>> No.13701699

>>13701683
I see.

>> No.13701703

>>13701691
But I like the idea of her just walking around as a headless body and somehow growling at everything while being aggressive.

>> No.13701705

>>13701622
Can we get a writefag on this, please? I want to see the Dullahan use the dead paladin's body to seduce and fuck the dead woman's grieving boyfriend in a strange its-NTR-but-is-it-really-because-technically-she's-fucking-him-with-his-dead-girlfriends-pussy way.

>> No.13701706

>>13701692
>Giving a shit about alps
>Not just Billy clubbing any who so much as look your way

Heh Heh Heh.

>> No.13701710

>>13701703
Hello Vengarl.

>> No.13701715

>>13701705
It's totally NTR, because it's another person. I'm sickened, but aroused.

>> No.13701718

>>13701705
I'd prefer if he defeated the dullahan and then fucked the Paladin's again headless corpse until it started stinking too much before killing himself.

>> No.13701720

>>13701692
I thought she was a Succubutt, though.

>> No.13701722

>>13701718
What if the Paladin's ghost possesses the headless corpse and she becomes another Dullahan?

>> No.13701730

>>13701722
That sounds good too. I wonder if the Paladin had gained a neck sex fetish after anon had his way with her original head, though.

>> No.13701734

>>13701718
That can be the alternate ending. As a further alternative, this series of events awakens a powerful love of necrophilia in him and he starts hanging around graveyards so he can meet undead types.
He prefers it if they lay there and don't move. They're weirded out by this, which is stupid because they're living corpses. If anything he should be the one getting creeped out. Stupid Lich, it was one time.

>> No.13701738

>>13701720
I hope there's a continuation of the story so that there will be an answer to that question. I want to see how the confrontation would play out between the paladins and a mindflayer who goes around making alps think they've always been girls.

>> No.13701741

>>13701738
>a mindflayer who goes around making alps think they've always been girls.
Why does she even do that? What's the point? Does she make them into sleeper agents or something or just rewrite their memories as being a succubus all along?

>> No.13701743

>>13701348
>http://pastebin.com/tEXsQ7dL
> A Blade Runner style personality test with an Alp

I love it.

>> No.13701745

>>13701734
Another alternate ending could be that his spirit energy flooding her corpse turns her into a zombie and she eventually wights and they're reunited.

>> No.13701748

>>13701741
http://i.imgur.com/9SsL0Sq.gif

>> No.13701750

>>13701745
Nah, that's disgusting.

>> No.13701752

I want to refuse to go past first base with a succubutts

>> No.13701765

>>13701752
Enjoy your Netorare.

>> No.13701767

>>13701752
A Dark Priest might be able to control herself, but a run of the mill Succubutt is going to try to turn dating into proactive dating.

>> No.13701769

>>13701752
I want to give a succubutt an erotic, full body massage while she's locked in a chastity belt and chastity bra!

>> No.13701775

>>13701769
I want to be an expensive prostitute who gives nerdy Succubutts the husbando experience instead of just being a cumpump like all the other boys.

>> No.13701776

>>13701765
hell naw
>>13701767
she is going to have to wait until we have been dating for a couple years and we get married by a sea bishop then she can rape the shit out of me with years of pent up lust

>> No.13701779

>>13701752
I want to make friends with a Succubus, then get really weirded out when she starts coming one to me. I'd be hurt and ask her why we couldn't just be friends, before going out with that nice Paladin girl next door. The Succubus would be inexplicably angry about this and want to know what the other girl has that she doesn't. I'd then tell her I fear incubisation, and the possibility that the process would take something important from my soul, or even replace it with something else. I'd ask her if she really thought that incubised men were really the people they started as, and wonder if her arguments for the process were actually her truly believing that nothing harmful happened, or just her trying to sucker another man into it all. In the end I'd hope we could all still be friends, even if my future wife and her order would disapprove, ensuring that we'd be snubbed from the company barbecue every year on the off chance we turn up with "her". It would cause tension between us, but if I tolerate her love of The Big Bang Theory she can fucking let this one slide.

I'd also like to touch a beast type's paw pads.

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13701780

>In bed with a high-ranking yeti officer
>Warm snuggles
>Exhausted after a busy night but you have a job to do
>She holds you close as she sleeps with a happy smile on her face
>Careful not to disturb her, you reach under the bed
>Giving her content face a last look, you slip the knife between her ribs
>She looks at you with confusion and horror as she chokes on her own blood
>Such is the life of an Order assassin
>Praise the goddess

>> No.13701785

>>13701780
We're getting quite morbid today. Not even the Yetis are safe!

>> No.13701789

>>13701776
You don't understand anon.

>> No.13701793

>>13701780
>Yeti laughs despite being stabbed
>Pulls off her face revealing a poker faced Lich
>Casts numerous spells on you to subdue you
>Your magic enchantments meant to protect you are useless
>You're turned into her lab rat for the rest of your short life
>You would have lived longer, but her assistant accidentally switched your heart with a baked potato one day during surgery

>> No.13701795

>>13701780
This is just how I imagine the Order of the Raven from Lanternon's story operating. Get within seconds of fucking and - whoops! Well you did want me to penetrate you, right?

>> No.13701802

>>13701780
Yetis aren't in the pre approved purge list, what the fuck? Who's your commanding officer?

>> No.13701803

>>13701793
Oh god. Hilarious. Truly, this is justice.

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>>13701780
She's then resurrected as a yandere Zombie Yeti that that fucks you into oblivion, eventually turning her into the apex cuddler, the Wight Yeti.

>> No.13701807

>>13701803
That damn Wurm assistant just had to switch his heart with food.
>He must be hungry! I know what I'll do!

>> No.13701808

>>13701803
>>13701793
Thou Vexed?

>> No.13701812

>>13701780
Thanks for being a big old assblasting fagmaster anon, the thread really needed it.

>> No.13701814

>>13701780
>>13701780
I'm not going to lie, I think a bit of my soul died writing that.

>> No.13701816

>>13701808
*You vexed?

You're addressing two people. Thou is always singular.

>> No.13701820

>>13701804
>yeti hugging instinct + zombie hugging instinct

Jesus christ...

>> No.13701822

>>13701804
>A yandere yeti wight who can hug your soul
>Tears your soul out of your body and hides the evidence
>Hugs your soul for eternity, never letting go with her cold embrace
>People who witness this think she's a crazy person since they can't see you

>> No.13701824

>>13701816
Be careful, he might get mad and start using Thou wrong and calling you retarded despite himself using the wrong word.
Just like Mr. Tusk.

>> No.13701825

>>13701807
>Wurm assistant
Oh man. What was she thinking with that one? Well, she lost a perfectly good test subject, so hopefully she'll learn from it.

>>13701808
Honestly, no. I'm one of the report/ignore types. I just think it's amusing to see shitty "suffering" get sorted out.

>> No.13701828

>/mgg/ having a gleeful time discussing killing paladins and body jacking of one by a dullahan, with plans of NTR
>Order assassin purges a yeti and faggots get up in arms

Eat shit.

>> No.13701829

>>13701825
She doesn't mind. She hired the Wurm for her ability to hold down patients more than anything.

>> No.13701831

>>13701828
Strangled and then decapitated. Not a good way to go.

Fucking monster apologists.

>> No.13701833

>>13701822
A normal Wight is already pretty strong with her ephemeral claw things, but how would a Wight Yeti fare with hers?

>> No.13701834

>>13701828
It's the monster girl thread not the paladin thread, try a few doors down.

>> No.13701835

>>13701828
>order members being such cowards they have to resort to assassinations
>on monsters that only want love
Not even a hellhound you fucking coward.

>> No.13701837

>>13701828
Paladins are shit. They deserve whatever bad happens to them.

>> No.13701838

>>13701780
>Hurting the Yetis

No. Fuck you. Fuck you and your edgyness. Death to you and your descendants.

Fuck.

You.

>> No.13701839

>>13701835
easy job, easy life

>> No.13701841

>>13701804
That's a sexy Yeti. She'd be sexier if the scarf was tighter around her neck

>> No.13701842

>>13701835
>Monster being such cowards they have to resort to rape

>> No.13701843

>>13701828
>getting upset that people in the monstergirl thread are discussing monstergirls instead of circlejerking over paladin bitches

>> No.13701845

>>13701804
>During sex, they deliberately sip spirit energy bit by bit through everything from the gentle touch of each and every one of their fingers, to close contact with their soft skin. As this takes place, the pleasure experienced by the man isn’t just physical. Even his soul will melt sweetly. They’ll captivate a man’s heart, and they won’t let go. Furthermore, they can steal almost all of a person’s spirit energy just by touching them. If there’s a hostile individual, they can make them faint and collapse as if kneeling before them by just barely touching them with a fingertip due to the exhaustion and overwhelming pleasure of having all of one’s spirit energy taken out.

Plus

Yeti hugs.

Oh my.

>> No.13701850

>>13701828
While I agree with you its not even worth getting upset over.

>> No.13701851

>>13701828
Both were tongue in cheek to begin with. Yetis are like Mr.Rogers of monsters so of course people are going to reply the way they did. I'm sure anon intentionally wrote it knowing the replies. Come on now.

>> No.13701852

>>13701845
>melting the guy's soul

NOOOOOPE. Worse than Matango tier.

>> No.13701854

>>13701851
This guy gets it. The kikimoras are next

>> No.13701855

>>13701843
>>13701834

>ignoring the point entirely

>> No.13701856

>>13701852
You do realize it's not literal right? Smh that I have to tell you this.

>> No.13701857

>>13701828
What else did you expect from autism central?

>> No.13701861

>>13701845
>Furthermore, they can steal almost all of a person’s spirit energy just by touching them

8/10 would purge

>> No.13701862

>>13701814
You better make it up with Yeti cuddles.

Or you could write about monstergirls that receive fuck-all in terms content.

>> No.13701863

>>13701861
It's just mana drain. Now if it were level drain...

>> No.13701865

>>13700731
It's on my to-read list, definitely. Guess I'll have to bump up its priority now.

>> No.13701866
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13701866

Rogue assassins who transgress Order Law and harm pacifistic monsters will be dealt with swiftly and be put to death

Yetis have proven their usefulness to The Order

>> No.13701867

>>13701852
>>13701861
Christ, you people are retarded.

>> No.13701874

>>13701804
>Just noticed you can see her erect nipples through the fur bikini
Oh...my.
Now I'm wondering what color they are. I'm guessing black, but for some reason black anime girls usually have light nips.

>> No.13701876

>>13701867
I recognize >>13701852 's tendency to fixate on that sort of thing and extrapolate entirely literal things from it in the worst way possible.

I seriously think that anon might have a condition, and I'm not just saying that to be a dick.

>> No.13701877

>>13701852
You're either incapable of reading properly or baiting. Likely baiting.

>> No.13701878

>>13701866
>Rogue assassins

No such thing as a rogue assassin and the order sure as hell wouldent execute someone for killing a monster.

>> No.13701881

>>13701856
>>13701867
>what is a joke

>> No.13701882
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>>13701862
Fine. I had this saved as well. Perhaps it's not too late for me.

>Human girl
>You watch your boyfriend become depressed
>He spends weeks eating and sleeping, barely managing to get through work each day
>He won’t open up to you and withdraws from your touch
>You try everything you can before giving up
>Eventually you become depressed as well
>You finally go see a free counselor
>A big yeti
>She introduces herself as Diana before pulling up a chair as you lie back on the couch
>Taking an occasional note, she patiently listens while you talk
>Finally acknowledging everything hurts and you break down
>She sits next to you before pulling you into a big hug, allowing you cry into her shoulder
>The softest hug you’ve ever felt
>She strokes your hair and rocks you, while gently murmuring soft words
>It’s almost like you can feel the poison leaving your body
>So warm
>You wish you could hug your boyfriend like this
>At some point you fall asleep in her embrace.
>You wake up feeling better than you have in weeks
>Diana is giving you a concerned look
>You feel really warm
>Look down before leaping off the couch
>Your hands-paws are covered in soft, white fur
>Diana catches you before you fall
>She gently holds you until you can think rationally
>You know Yetis are too gentle to even consider taking advantage of you

>> No.13701885

>>13701881
>Back-pedalling

>> No.13701886
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>>13701882

>She’s never seen spontaneous transformation before but believes that you had an unusually strong reaction to the ambient energy
>She continues holding you until you’re calm
>Your session drags on far longer than you intended for obvious reasons, but she refuses money and asks that you check in again soon
>You thank her for the counseling and go home
>You had been thinking about going succubus or something anyway
>Your boyfriend is still in bed
>Hardly even responds when you try explaining things
>He’s beginning to look sick and weak
>You’re suddenly consumed by irrational, flaming rage
>One look in your eyes would make a hellhound cry itself to sleep
>Burning with fury you give into instinct and launch yourself at the bed
>He has only enough time to yelp before you’re on top of him
>The dust settles
>You’re hugging your boyfriend to you like a large teddy bear
>His shivering only prompts you to make soothing noises as your paws hold him close
>You have no idea what you’re doing but it feels right for some reason
>He’s so warm and you can feel his heart rate slowly return to normal as you hold him
>He eventually asks why you’re here
>You tell him you’re not letting go until he opens up
>He tries to hold out
>Yeti cuddles too strong, and after a few minutes he begins talking
>You patiently listen as he talks only speaking to gently encourage him to continue
>Soon you’re both in tears as you hold him tightly to your chest, both of you too emotional for words
>You’re not sure how long you’ve held him but hell itself will freeze over before you let go
>After the emotions run their course a gentle warmth envelopes you both and you fall asleep
>Wake up

>> No.13701888

>>13701876
Notice how the thread went to bait city and anti-monster stuff really quickly? I wonder why it's not like there's a guy who does this shit on a regular basis, it's not like he's a writefag either. Nope not at all.

>> No.13701889

>>13701876
You can't be stalker anon, because I was just joking and I don't normally see the bad stuff in the setting.

>> No.13701891

>>13701874
>>13701867
>>13701856

I honestly cant tell if you guys are being serious and cant see one of the most OBVIOUS jokes in this entire thread.

>> No.13701892

>>13701885
Believe what you want. God this place is stupid during the weekends.

>> No.13701900

>>13701882
>Too gentle to even consider taking advantage

She just monsterized her in her sleep! Sure, you're going for healing but still. Not cool. Not cool man.

>> No.13701901

>>13701878
On the contrary.
They'd be on anyone's ass for harming any of Eros' monsters because they don't want to fight more forces.

>> No.13701903

>>13701881
>>13701891
>>13701889

Same posting style of the fag who uses similar interpretations and conclusions to fuel waifu wars.

>> No.13701904

>>13701881
>>13701891
Pretending to be a retard all the time isn't healthy, anon.

>> No.13701905
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>>13701886

>>13701886

>You’re still not sure what prompted any of this, but that feeling of rightness still hasn’t left
>In fact, seeing him sleep peacefully fills you with joy
>You conclude that these instincts are responsible and decide to be grateful for seeing your love untroubled
>No longer caring about these feelings you happily hold him as he sleeps
>You decide it’s time for a decent meal and wake him with a soft kiss
>His muddled smile look melts you heart but it’s the thing poking your stomach that gets your attention
>He gives you a sheepish look before attempting to get out of bed
>You’re confused when you find him on top of you with a surprised look on his face
>You can’t seem to let go and next thing you know your tongue has found its way into his mouth
>He seems more that happy with the situation
>Foreplay be damned, you want him NOW
>Your arms and legs lock around him as he begins thrusting inside you
>Your lips and tongue stay busy licking, nipping, and kissing
>Time seems to slow to a crawl as you both drown in bliss
>After several mind-numbing orgasms he collapses on top of you, absolutely spent
>You once more cuddle him as you stare into each other’s eyes
>You enjoy his warmth for a few moments before you break the silence and ask him how he knew it was you
>He didn’t until you held him
>Mushy words about sensing your love for him
>You hug him tight with a smile that could cure cancer
>Over the next three months, you both make regular counseling visits with Diana as a couple before finally getting married.
-Fini

>> No.13701906

>>13701891
I think it shows just how bad the threads are getting, that or they're also joking.

>> No.13701910

>>13701882
>>13701886
>>13701905
I love it.

>> No.13701911

>>13701903

>>13701889
Here. Please take off the tinfoil hat.

>> No.13701915
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>>13701882
>>13701886

Monsterizing a human girl against her will

fuck your making things 100% worse now I want to purge.

>> No.13701916

>>13701911
I know that. I was explaining the mix up.

>> No.13701917
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>>13701910
Can you forgive my earlier sins? I is sorry.I don't wanna hurt the yetis.

>> No.13701921

>>13701901
Only Aspara has been explicitly denoted to have Order protection, I don't think they'd attack Eros faction monsters, but neither would they pursue someone who did.

>> No.13701925

>>13701915
>against her will
>desired to at LEAST succubize herself for her boyfriend, but became a Yeti instead
>>13701917
You did great, although you might have incurred the wrath of another set of autists.

>> No.13701929

I wanna work for Amazon.com and be sexually harassed by my Amazon boss!

>> No.13701934

>>13701901
They would be angry at you sure but they arnt going to execute you for it.

>> No.13701936

>>13701916
Ah. Claiming to know who someone is through their posting style is silly anyway. I rarely post here these days, so I really can't be the person that other guy was thinking of.
Unless its Nyanon or Anubisfucker, because those two never shut up about mice and anubi respectively

>> No.13701937

>>13701915
>>13701925
Honestly it was supposed to come across as some benevolent force granting an unspoken wish to let her help her boyfriend. But first greentext so whatever. I'm glad you enjoyed it.

>> No.13701940

>>13701934
You'll get reassigned to "desk work" for The Order

>> No.13701941
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>>13701929
Too obvious.

>> No.13701943

>>13701929
Me too, but I want to accept her advances!

>> No.13701944

I want to be a hairdresser and give a bullied kejourou confidence by giving her a makeover!

>> No.13701946

http://pastebin.com/X8JTQSR2 Hunter

A deathclaw called Fera and a nameless hunter. If you read that greentext from a while ago, you've read this too, all I did was pad it out a tiny bit, and set it up for adventures next time. A new setting, which is fun. Comments, criticisms, all welcome.

>> No.13701948

>>13701941
What was bait about his post?

>> No.13701949

>>13701941
I don't get it.

>>13701943
Who says I wouldn't accept her advances?

>> No.13701952

>>13701929
>you will never get headpats from the Amazons at Amazon.com
>>13701941
How is wanting to discuss monstergirls bait? You can fuck right off.

>> No.13701953

>>13701905
Cute. She was actually able to help her lover and accidently became a Yeti.

>>13701946
Well, holy shit. It was you, Peny? Good shit, friend. Looking forward to more now. Probably. I guess this makes two stories from you I'm making an exception for.

>> No.13701954

>>13701948
>>13701949
He wants to talk about a monster that causes shitstorms, just as we're coming down from a fight. I've seen someone pull this same move for about three threads now.

>> No.13701957

>>13701888
I think I'm missing something here. What are you on about?

>> No.13701958

>>13701954
But Anon, you're the one that's starting the fight

>> No.13701962

>>13701954
Why do Amazons have a bad name? I thought the whole beating and slavery was stupid fan-cannon sit.

>> No.13701963

>>13701954
Only one who is starting things is you. I'm actually getting assmad if I'm being honest here. Alps, Mindflayer NTR, and Paladin/Dullahan murder gets a pass but a simple mention of Amazons doesn't?

>> No.13701966

>>13701953
Penywise really is the new Captain. Its strange how people don't talk about his stuff much, he's really good.

>> No.13701969

>>13701958
Are you fucking stupid? This paladin yet I fiasco that got people bothered, and as soon as it's ending, this faggot comes out talking about Amazon's. Why doesn't he throw a Kikimora domming a submissive hellhound for her 135 lb pasty master while he's at it?

>> No.13701970

>>13701962
Autists who insist it has to be that way. Just don't engage them if they show up. Might as well be arguing with a brickwall.

>> No.13701974

>>13701954
Honestly, you're being paranoid as fuck.

>> No.13701975

>>13701962
Bitch boys ruined amazons forever for everyone.

>> No.13701977

>>13701953
I probably won't touch this again 'till I finish up Ghoul, which is in it's final stretch, but thanks, it's good to know what people are interested in. Deathclaws are like mini tarrasque girls. A cute.

>> No.13701979

>>13701952
>>13701929
I can't stop Amazon.com being entirely run by hardworking Amazon girls, managing purchases and products with care. Some of them secretly putting love letters into packages to the men they like if they know them.

>> No.13701980

>>13701969
Uhuh. Yeah, alrighty then Jim. Why don't you go have a seat over there and we'll settle things for you, OK?
OK, so anyway, while the paranoid Anon seethes in his seat

>> No.13701981

>>13701974
You know this thread is full of baiters and false flaggers so don't give me that shit.

>> No.13701983

>>13701975
>b-but da bitchboys!
Cry me a fucking river.

>> No.13701986

>>13701979
>You will never get an anonymous love letter from the Amazoness delivery girl with your next package
It hurts

>> No.13701987

>>13701975
>He doesn't want to be cute and helpful for his amazon wife

>Scrub tier husbando, would not marry.

>> No.13701988

>>13701980
I like how he's accusing random people of being some phantom shitposter mastermind or something. I've seen crazy on these threads but this is new.

Back on topic, Yetis are really sexy and I'd love to sneak up behind one and yank off her top. I'd hope they get surprised and embarrassed from it.

>> No.13701989

>>13701977
>I probably won't touch this again 'till I finish up Ghoul, which is in it's final stretch
Yeah, I figured as much since the concert got mentioned. A shame, since it's one of the only other things I really follow, but at least I'll have this after. And I agree, they are real good. I like most of the Fallout MGs we've seem so far. Although, Yao-Guai and Deathclaws take the cake.

>> No.13701990

>>13701983
He's not wrong.

>>13701987
Case in point.

>> No.13701991

>>13701979
I want us to start courting by sending love letters to each other.

>> No.13701994

>>13701963
>Gets a pass

Did you fail to see the spat is caused?

>> No.13701995

>>13701780
>>13701793
>Anon stabs the yeti
>Yeti's a lich wearing spray tan and mittens
>Lich casts binding spell on Anon
>Anon's a wizard, he wards them off
>Lich pulls off her rubber mask, she's actually a vampire
>Bites the wizard
>The wizard is a hologram
>Hologram casts sunlight at the vampire
>Her flesh burns away
>She's actually a skeleton
>Throws her humerus to break the projector
>The hologram is also a skeleton
>They fuck.

>> No.13701997

>>13701981
Sometimes it is full of those guys, but right now nothing really bad is happening other than you going into full alert over nothing.

>> No.13702000

>>13701990
Why would that ruin them? It's like dragonsluts and similar stuff. Just what the hell happened since the /a/ move? I was going to check out the archived threads but I'm getting a real foreboding feeling.

>> No.13702001

>>13701991
>having to live in secret because she can't treat you with kindness in the presence of the tribe

Yeah, no Amazons a shit.

>> No.13702002

>>13701989
Nothing like a big cuddly machine of death who can ruin any one's day that messes with you. That and I've always wanted to put a deathclaw in power armor.

>> No.13702003

>>13702001
Let's not start now, autist.

>> No.13702006

>>13701946
>“I can feel it. You were meant to be mine. And I will show you why I was meant to be yours.”
Hnnngh

>> No.13702007

>>13701995
>just before they bone (ha)
>the former projector skeleton slips their hand around the others back
>*snik*
>the skeleton is now motionless on the floor with a knife in its back
>the skeleton removes its paper skeleton mask to reveal a well dressed man in a balaclava
>"I never really was on your side!"

>> No.13702010

>>13701966
Yeah, I don't really get it myself, since he's one of the more consistent writefags we have now, but at least he still keeps up with it.

>>13702002
>That and I've always wanted to put a deathclaw in power armor
You're a madman. A madman!

>> No.13702011

>>13701995
>They fuck

No, wait, better ending: They bone.

>> No.13702013

>>13702000
My theory is we took a few of the dedicated shitposters with us and they stuck around. They've got smarter and subtle, but you can tell they're around.

>> No.13702014

>>13701989
My favorites are Deathclaws and cyberdog werewolves who protect the wasteland against tunnelers.

>> No.13702015

>>13702001
>Amazon
>Ever being cruel to her precocious little man

She would be the type to get into fights with the girls that don't treat you with the respect you deserve.

>> No.13702016

>>13702010
>You're a madman. A madman!
With flame throwers strapped to its claws! And Jetpacks! And the super intelligence to use them all efficiently!

>> No.13702018

>>13702003
He, fuck you buddy, you know damn well that with the role reversal it would not be permitted, sheshe'd have to act like she owns him or she'd be seen as weak and possiy unworthy of being in the tribe, so fuck your "autism" I'm going by the entry, not husband beating threadcanon or whatever.

>> No.13702020

>>13701335
They're all over the place in say, Turkey.

There's also the volcanic Sulfur Mountain Springs in Banff, Canada. Very relaxing, if you don't mind the smell.

>> No.13702021

>>13702007
>The other Skeleton then removes its own mask to reveal that it was Ocelot
>He then proceeds to shoot the other skeleton with numerous trick shots, killing it, and causing the game over screen to appear
>Continue/Exit

>> No.13702022

>>13702015
Don't engage the shitposter.

>> No.13702025

>>13702016
http://fallout.wikia.com/wiki/Intelligent_deathclaw

>> No.13702026

>>13702020
Either Turkey has a lot of volcanoes or it's really just warmed of springs. Either way, sounds like it would be nice if it wasn't located in one of the worst places in the world.

>> No.13702029

>>13702018
Anon, don't shake the box, you know they start peeing themselves when you do.

>> No.13702030

>>13702015
He intentionally extrapolates from tiny things that can be open ended. Don't engage the shitpost. Just tell him to fuck off. You'll save yourself time.

>> No.13702031

>>13702015
I didn't't mean like, she'd be purposely hurting you, but she'd HAVE to treat you roughly within the bounds of the tribe, in a way, because you are her property.

>> No.13702033

>>13702014
Yes. Yes! That is a good idea. Fight the tunneler menace.

>>13702016
No, it's too much. We can't allow such things to come to pass.

>> No.13702035

>>13702029
The profile is real open ended on that front. The only thing they need to do to claim ownership as far as the profile is concerned is exhibitionist sex. Anything else is headcanon vs. headcanon.

>> No.13702036

>>13702021
>The shot skeleton consumes their revival pill
>They were Naked Snake all along
>Naked Snake shoots Ocelot
>He's actually Laughing Octopus wearing octocamo
>Octopus shoots Snake
>He pulls off his skin to reveal he's actually Grey Fox

This has now entirely left the realm of monstergirls. Has science gone too far?

>> No.13702037

>>13702021
>the Colonel then calls the first skeleton, who was actually Raiden in the weirdest and most meta VR simulation of all time
>but GW was destroyed! How is this possible?
>the colonel explains that the simulation is complete and that was its final stage
>laughing, the colonel removes his rubber mask to reveal Hideo Kojima, who opens his jacket to reveal he's riding on the shoulders of M Night Shamalyan
>"Did you rike it?"

>> No.13702039

>>13702025
Ye but none of those had flame throwers of jetpacks. I always felt bad having learned that bit of lore. The enclave were assholes. Assholes with neat uniforms.

>> No.13702042

>>13702036
Not until Mofu Gear Rising.

>> No.13702043

>>13702022
Would I be a shitposter if I said mad hatters love tea? It is what it is, cry more.

>> No.13702044

>>13702035
And headcanon is such a precious, yet fragile thing.

>> No.13702051

>>13702035
Pretty easy to tell how a man will be treated in a warrior society that teaches they're inferior and only exist to look after the house and giwe daughterus.

>> No.13702054

>>13702044
>fragile

Oh no, it's anything but that. But it's a bit more like crossing the stream in Ghostbusters. Someone insists it has to be this way and suddenly shit explodes.

>> No.13702055

>>13701678
But gamer gazer's TV only has three HDMI ports, one is for her PS4, one is for her Vita TV and the other is for her Cable box.

>> No.13702056

>Be poor woodcutter shivering in the autumn weather
>Not snowing yet, but your shamble of a hut offers little to no protection from the elements
>You aren't a carpenter, and can't do more than put wood in the cracks and holes
>Decide to move outside and walk around to warm up and find some more firewood
>Axe broke, so you can't cut down trees for the lumber
>And you need to sell most of it to eat
>As you gather bundles of wood from the forest floor, you come upon a smoldering log
>You put it on the top of the stack, better than having a forest fire kill you
>Take it back home and put it all into your fireplace to get a bit of warmth
>The fire grows and you're relieved from the chill for a little while at least
>But then you see a face in the fire
>Must be delirious from the lack of good food
"What's your name mister?"
>What?
>Loli ignis is sitting in the fireplace
>And that's how you became a pyromancer who would eventually work for the crown and live in luxury

>> No.13702060

>>13702051
Right but that's you interpretation. Considering this is a waifu setting, also MGE, and if you can extrapolate from one word (ownership) then someone can do the same from the fragile part or draw from things like Hellhound's profiles. Even if you don't agree with it, why would you keep insisting on seeing something you don't like anyway? If you don't answer the last question then there's nothing to talk about. You just want an argument otherwise.

>> No.13702062

>>13702056
>Putting wood in cracks and holes
Lewd, and too short.

>> No.13702063

>>13702055
>the other is for her Cable box
Alright, so, an actual question here. Do people still watch that much TV? I would never waste a slot for something like that. Hell, the only time I see people watching TV anymore is when I go to an older family members house. Didn't even bother keeping the cable service when I moved.

>> No.13702066

>>13702056
fuck you and your lolis

>> No.13702069

>>13702066
She gets bigger, just needs more wood. Kek.

>> No.13702070

>>13702056
>Loli Ignis
What a heartwarming tale, I bet she'll grow up to be a real hotty, too. Things will get heated when she starts getting those burning urges around puberty, so I hope anon will be able to handle such a fiery personality.

>> No.13702073

>>13701882
>>13701886
>>13701905
Excellent. We need more consensual monster TF.

>> No.13702075

>>13702056
What if
"What's your name mister?"
>What?
>Loli ignis is sitting in the fireplace
>And that's how you became an even more hardworking woodcutter, working your ass out in order to keep the fireplace burning so your adoptive Ignis daughteru won't fall ill due to the cold, going out everyday to chop wood to keep her warm

>> No.13702077

>>13702073
Has there been a TF story where the girl became a monster so she could be stronger and fight other monsters even if it meant being looked down upon by the Order?

>> No.13702079

>>13702073
Stop it, you'll summon...him.

>> No.13702080

>>13701484
Worst of all is that she knows. She knows that it's all a lie, she knows that every day doom comes closer.
What a horrible way to go.

>> No.13702081

>>13702039
But they're intelligent enough to use them! All you need to do is give them to your waifu as gifts. So did I. At least they took a huge hit as of Broken Steel in Fallout 3.

>>13702033
Cyberdog girls as the 80's action stars of the Wasteland? One of the endings to Old World Blues has a ton of them leaving to protect settlements.
>"In the unforgiving hellscape of the wastes, a shattered populace is ruled only by FEAR."
>"What do you mean? There ar-"
>"Humanity's only hope for survival lies in a LONE WARRIOR, HALF MONSTER, HALF MACHINE."
>"Will you please stop doing that weird voice?"
>"The old world may be gone, but the world we now know will be conquered by..."
>"Why am I conquering it now? I thought I was saving it or something."
>"THE CYBERDOG."
>"Wan! Very original."

>> No.13702082

>>13702077
Not to my knowledge.
>>13702079
Wait...which "him" there's like ten of them.

>> No.13702083

>>13702073
This guy gets it. So many opportunities for everyone involved.

I don't understand why anons insist everything has to be raped and corrupted.

>> No.13702087

>>13702060
>interpretation

Dude, they're barbarians. Next you'll tell me longs revered women or something.

>Why would you insist on seeing something don't like?

Because it's right in front of my face? Sea bishops marry people. Hosts have the best milk around, and amazons treat men as fucktoys. That's it.

>> No.13702089

>>13702082
Inari

>> No.13702090

>>13702075
I could see it started out that way before summer came and things got easier, and he had free time to spend with the ignis.

>> No.13702093

>>13702089
His TF isn't "consensual" from what I've seen.

>> No.13702095

>>13702087
That could be said of a lot of the monsters

>> No.13702099

>>13702089
Inari does TG/TF shit though. That, and he's still eternally bootyblasted.

>> No.13702101

>>13702087
>Longs

*mongols

I hate this little bitch. You hear me? I hate you.

>> No.13702104

>>13702093
It also involves men being forcefully alped. That guy has issues.

>> No.13702107

>>13702081
Adorable.

>> No.13702108

>>13702099
Is he still mad about the liquid thing?

>> No.13702110

>>13701622
>Dullahan injects DE into the dead body to make it suitable.
>In her rush she forgot about properly disposing the head she twisted off.
>Now somewhere a Dullahan with two heads walks around.

>> No.13702111

>>13702095
Maybe, but the rougher monsters can grow to treat you better, with amazons it's societal value that you be under a woman's heel, there's no advancement or growth to be had.

>> No.13702112

>>13702087
>barbarians

Fantasy barbarians to be precise.

But nothing else is said beyond that.You're doing it again, not everyone has to come to the same conclusion as you. It's not like KC is shy of saying monsters will be dicks. Like Manticore, Ogre, Dark Elves, and Kakuen. Amazons have exhibitionist sex to claim ownership/display dominance, are a warrior society, call them husbands instead of prey or slave (this is notable), and think men are fragile and should stay at home. That's it. We don't get the dirty details of living with them. Any interpretation that includes all of these is just as valid as yours.

>> No.13702113

>>13702081
I read that in the voice of Don LaFontaine. kek

>> No.13702114

>>13702081
I imagine them like dorky 80's bladewolf girls.

>> No.13702119

>>13702081
Oh man. It's so good.

>> No.13702121

>>13702111
What' wrong with role-reversal? It can be just as loving as any other relationship. Or are anons that frightened of the concept of house-sitting husbandos?

>> No.13702122

>>13702112
Maybe I'm overthinking it, but you are definitely glossing over it.

>> No.13702123

>>13702121
Besides being a bitch?

>> No.13702124

>>13702121
Not everyone likes it.

>> No.13702126

>>13702122
I'm not at all. The profile is actually pretty lacking in detail on this front. Everything I listed is pretty much the extent of it. If anything it's probably better that way because they'll just be Dark Elves 2: Electrical Boogaloo if they're mean.

People who like them will obviously fill in the blanks with better things.

>> No.13702130

>>13702123
Not him, but why do you shit your diaper over this kind of stuff every time it's brought up? Is your masculinity so fragile you actually feel physically threatened by people that like Amazons?

>> No.13702132

>>13702123
Whole point is that you no longer have to worry about such things. Like in a role reversal society no one would give a shit. So the downside is really that some people will judge you which becomes virtually nonexistent in a role reversed society.

>> No.13702134

>>13702126
No, as what I've mentioned is quite clear as well. Now I'm gonna go before I get passed off.

>> No.13702135
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13702135

>>13702121
>>13702112
A well-written that fits what I believe KC intended.
http://pastebin.com/Rh4wBjcu
ParkedBuggy

>>13702124
There's nothing wrong with that. Doesn't mean they should be portrayed as violent husband beaters.

>> No.13702136

>>13702121
Everything

>> No.13702141

>>13702121
I don't have to explain myself to the ball gag brigade, thank you very much.

>> No.13702143
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13702143

"Alright, as you ordered, here's your Monster in a bottle, Anon."

>> No.13702145

>>13702143
Good, now throw it into the river

>> No.13702146

>>13702141
Good thing I don't like BDSM. Try me.

>> No.13702148

>>13702141
Did the "ball gag brigade" hurt your precious feelings?

>> No.13702151

>>13702143
That best be mine she's sitting in, or you can keep her.

>> No.13702152

>>13702132
I would know I was a bitch, maybe you're fine living that way but count me out.

>> No.13702155

>>13702143
Can she breathe in there? What do I feed her? What's that white stuff? The imprint of her butt on the glass looks like eyes.

>> No.13702159

>>13702152
>calls people who are into Amazons bitches while acting like a bitch

>> No.13702166

>>13702152
It'll never be real, so I think it's fine as a fantasy. There's some things I wouldn't mind living for a few weeks, not my whole life sure.

>> No.13702168

>>13702148
They're pretty hurt alright, maybe you can spare some lube?

>> No.13702170
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13702170

Are Florans acceptable as MGs or are they too much "Monster?" They're basically plants like Alraunes and stuff.

>> No.13702171

>>13702135
>Amazons
>who by legend killed any boys born to them and despised men other than for breeding
>Not being portrayed as violent husband beaters

By that logic maybe Hitler wasn't't so bad.

>inb4 KC's hugbox

KC disproves the hugbox time and time again. Outside of no NTR, the "bad stuff doesn't happen here" is absolute horsepussy shit.

>> No.13702175

>>13702170
>Are Florans acceptable as MGs
No idea, either way I'd fuck that one.

>> No.13702176

>>13702121
I feel sorry there are some people here who wouldn't want to be a house husband for their big strong waifu. I'd want to be one for a nice Strongfat Dragon girl, and stay at her hoard and all.

House Husband life is great too, nice, simple, and if you get all the chores done you can relax! Like a NEET life but you're productive!

>> No.13702178

>>13702171
>by legend
Stopped reading there.

>> No.13702181

>>13702171
So lamias should be baby eaters now? They're not even proper Scythians in his portrayal. Don't spew that crap.

>> No.13702185

>>13702176
As long as I get cuddles, I'm happy

>> No.13702187

>>13702176
Opinion discarded.

>> No.13702188

>>13702159
See I didn't call anyone a bitch did I? I see it that way and this offends your precious feelings, maybe because subconsciously, you agree with me? Then, you, called yourself a bitch. And you're right.

>> No.13702192

>>13702176
Hey, you get to stay home. Already a plus in my book

>> No.13702194

>>13702171
>>13702181
Rekt

>> No.13702196
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13702196

>>13702176
I like this.

>> No.13702197

>>13702168
>femdomfag saying this

Which side is it that loves pegging?

>> No.13702198

>>13702194
You forgot your hashtag, faggot.

>> No.13702199

>>13702176
Oddly, I wouldn't mind that with most other dominant MG. But it somehow angers me if I were forced to be a househusband for an Amazon.

>> No.13702200

Do monstergirls poop?
Because I don't want to stick it in the pooper if they poop from there.

>> No.13702204

>>13702143
If I flip that bottle on its top will she die?

>> No.13702206

>>13702200
No, they don't poop.

>> No.13702207

>>13702197
>>13702168
You're both retarded. Have you never had a girlfriend? Lube is for more than just anal.

>> No.13702209

>>13702181
I'm saying you can't fault people for portaying them as such when their whole scthick was hating men, and the ones in MGE are raiding barbarians who reduce them to property.

>>13702194
Suck me sideways alp.

>> No.13702210

I think we all need to take a step back and remember manticores are the best monsters

>> No.13702214

>>13702176

>Like a NEET life but you're productive!

Sign me up.

>> No.13702215

>>13702197
>femdomfag
Top kek.

>> No.13702216

>>13702200
Yeah the all do. Except slimes, that goo they leave behind is actually excrement

>> No.13702219

>>13702206
Then what are they doing when they go in the bathroom for so long?

>>13702216
So what you're saying is, I should buy a new carpet.

>> No.13702220

>>13702207
>implying you ever had a gf
Pls go and stay go.

>> No.13702222

>>13702215
Ayy

>> No.13702223

>>13702176
>implying lazy subs would ever be productive

My sides have left this mortal coil.

>> No.13702225

>>13702135
>http://pastebin.com/Rh4wBjcu
Continuation never

>> No.13702227

>>13702210
But anon, I would waifu a cosplayer Lizardgirl or a Lich who fights other spellcasters for control of powerful artifacts. Manticores are great monsters though.

>> No.13702233
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13702233

>>13702223
>getting upset because people like what you don't
In truth, maledomfags of your variety are the true bitchboys.

>> No.13702234

>>13702219
>Having a Slime waifu
>Having carpeting
Good lord

>> No.13702240

>>13702210
Oppai loli Manticores a best.

>> No.13702241

>>13702222
Would you infest a colony with an ayy lmao girl? What if you just owned a really large house in MGC, and her fetish was pulling you into the vents for sex after she spends the day teasing you?

>> No.13702242

>>13702176
>having self respect is bad

BWAHAHAHAHA!

>> No.13702243

>>13702223
I would work hard to see my waifu smile!

>> No.13702244

>>13702240
Go find a fire and throw yourself into it.

>> No.13702245

>>13702233
>upset
Do you know what words mean, or do you just improvise?

>> No.13702249

>>13702245
Man you are assblasted.

>> No.13702251
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13702251

>>13702244
No u

>> No.13702253

>>13702249
>lel u mad?
Well meme'd, have an upvote, 11/10.

>> No.13702254

>>13702234
I don't want to make her feel bad about her own inconsistencies. She might get the idea that I'm a wet blanket. That, and I'm not dripping with money, so I thought I could get away with it. Guess I'm going to have to take the plunge and get hardwood floors, though.

>> No.13702259

>>13702254
I hate to be the one to tell you this, but hardwood floors don't like moisture much either.

>> No.13702265

>>13702251
Who is that dumb knigga who always posts about his inferior cider? It's Eunuch isn't it?

>> No.13702267

>>13702251
No. An octraplegic arachne. That's what you get.

>> No.13702270

>>13702233
>getting upset
>upset

Is this real autism?

>> No.13702271
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>>13702233
Begone sissy.

>> No.13702276

>>13702271
I like the hypocrisy here that getting dragged away by whatever waifu doesn't somehow make you their bitch already. Why are anon so salty?

>> No.13702277

>>13702135
>ParkedBuggy is still dead
Why do all the good writefags die?

>> No.13702278

>>13702259
Oh, right, liquids make them warp. Way to rain on my parade.
I'm pretty sure you can get specialised waterproof flooring like that, though.

>> No.13702279 [DELETED] 

>>13702171

The holohoax never happened

>> No.13702280

>>13702135
>http://pastebin.com/Rh4wBjcu
M-More

>> No.13702282

>>13702254
Hardwood won't help either. Especially if you paid a pretty penny for them
Get tiles. Stone, not those plastic vinyl ones

>> No.13702283
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>>13702271
Pff

>> No.13702284

>>13702259

And how would you know that, hm? Only an Ushi Oni would care that much about hardwood floors.

>> No.13702285

>>13702277
Is guy who made semi-incubized war vet still around?

>> No.13702288

>>13702284
The last yeti bled all over my floors. Had yo replace the whole kitchen.

>> No.13702289

>>13702285
He updated and then disappeared again.

>> No.13702290

>>13702271
>>13702283
>Not princess carrying each other
>At the same time

>> No.13702292

>People not shutting up for the last hour about gender roles this, househusbandry that, princess carry this
>Because of Amazon's
>again
>Yet I was starting shit for saying how'd it would go down

Man Fuck y'all.

>> No.13702294 [DELETED] 

>>13702292
Femdoms really do ruin everything.

>> No.13702295

>>13702292
Technically you did start shit since most ignored it/ran with the cute notion of cute Amazons working at Amazon doing cute Amazonian things

>> No.13702296

>>13702282
Tile is stone or at least ceramic/concrete. Real polished stone is the good stuff. That vinyl junk is called linoleum.

>> No.13702297

>>13702292
Nigga you started stirring the pot. Your reply pissed me off so much that I think I'll try to talk about Amazons once per thread, because I like them and it's some serious bullshit that Alps can get talked about all the time but Amazons can't.

>> No.13702298

>>13702292
I just wanted to talk about Amazon delivery girls sending secret love letters to their crushes.

>> No.13702305

>>13702297
>Alps can get talked about all the time
Alp posting is an annoyance.

>> No.13702306

>>13702265

Who the fuck is Eunuch and why are you so obsessed with him?

>> No.13702307

>>13702305
So we need more tentacle girl. Got it

>> No.13702309

>>13702296
Ah. Where I'm from viny- err, linoleum is called tiles and tiles are called tiles. That's why I had to clarify the difference

>> No.13702312

>>13702305
And you guys don't raise half as much as a fuss when it shows up.

>> No.13702313
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13702313

Everyone in this thread needs more mofu in their lives.

>> No.13702315

>>13702306

Bollocks trying to post about himself

>> No.13702317

>>13702297
>that Alps can get talked about all the time
Yeah, seriously, fuck this shit.

>> No.13702320

>>13702307
I wouldn't mind that. Tentacle girls are cute. I want to see them working in massage parlours and being platonic friends with human girls.

>> No.13702322

>>13702312
>you guys
Who? Amazonfags, Alpfags or haters?

>> No.13702324

>>13702313
Oh boy, fox girls. Haven't seen those yet. Why don't you post something original?

>> No.13702326

>>13702292
You know, it's possible people enjoy femdom sincerely, not trying to start something.

>> No.13702327

>>13702320
Good. Nothings better than a good prostate massage.

>> No.13702329

>>13702322
>Amazonfags
They get shit on every time Amazons are brought up, cut them some slack.

>> No.13702330

>>13702322
Just the thread in general regarding alps.

>> No.13702331

>>13701570
>Hoss Delgado Paladin
me too

>> No.13702333

>>13702306
>Being this new
>Thinking it's one person

>> No.13702335
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>>13702324
Nah, I'm good.

>> No.13702337

>>13702320
>platonic friends with human girls
yeah right, they total lez out

>> No.13702338

>>13702313
I want to visit a Fox shrine and flirt with the Kitsune and Kumiho shrine maidens.

>> No.13702339

>>13702327
GUYS. He mentioned pegging.

Lets all post about how much of a homosexual he is. Fucking alp.

>> No.13702341

>>13702324
Dude, don't be mean to spammer-kun.

>> No.13702342

>>13702329
>>13702330

Oh no, I'm none of these three factions. I'm just the bystander who mentioned the Amazon delivery girls thing.

But seriously, the fact that these threads are usually hostile towards gayfags and yet Alps are talked about all the time is irritating, but that's just my opinion.

>> No.13702345
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>>13702283
Ffp

>> No.13702348

>>13702342
>spoiler
Could it be because alps are women?

>> No.13702349

>>13702342
People who talk about Alps are just trying to get a rise out of people, so most ignore them.

>> No.13702351

>>13702337
I actually like the idea because of the subverted expectation.

Everyone thinks this girl is being mindbroken by tentacles every night? Nope. They just talk about boys and books while they braid hair and massage tentacles.

>> No.13702352

>>13702297
I hope you're ready for endless shitposting.

>> No.13702353

>>13702352
What's changed?

>> No.13702354
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>>13702345
I'd love to continue, but we'd just be wasting images at this point.

>> No.13702357

>>13702297
>>13702312
>>13702317
>>13702342

Alps are forced as fuck, especially by that chubby whore alp autist.

>> No.13702359

>>13702352
>we're the lesser evil of the MG communities, honestly!

That's not much of a deterrent at all. It's not like you lot would shitpost less. Last couple of threads showed that.

>> No.13702363

>>13702337
>>13702327
Fuck off.

>> No.13702364

>>13702357
Hey now, don't drag Chubby Alp Senpai into your Amazon arguments

>> No.13702365

>>13702357
You mean you don't have that specific phrase filtered?

>> No.13702366

>>13702357
This.

Fuck that fatty tranny bullshit.

>> No.13702367

>>13702354
i want to hold a dullahan's head tightly to my chest while her body princess carries me

>> No.13702369

>>13702315

I don't understand

>> No.13702375

>>13702324

>Why don't you post something original?
>60%-90% of thread images are repost

>> No.13702376
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>>13702354
Okay, you go and stay go.

>> No.13702381

>>13702265

Who I am shouldn't matter to you faggot

>> No.13702383

>>13702359
I have never cared about our place in the scale of evil. Shitposting and pointless arguments suit me fine since I hate you all.

>> No.13702388

>>13702375
I posted a story. Does that count?

>> No.13702389

>>13702381
WHAT MATTERS IS OUR PLAN

>> No.13702391 [DELETED] 

>>13695609
Is that le fruit bat gff?

>> No.13702393

>>13702389
kek.

>> No.13702394

>>13702389
Was having a maledom vs femdom war part of your plan?

>> No.13702395

>>13702338
>not going there to flirt with the goddess

>> No.13702397

>>13702389

Can't even go a day without you faggots bringing me up in one of your stupid bogeyman paranoia bullshit posts.

The fire rises.

>> No.13702398

>>13702376
>Arrogant maledom/femdom fags trying to shit up the threads as per usual

People like things you don't like. You aren't going to change anyone's minds you complete faggots.

>> No.13702402

>>13702398
Why don't you go suck a dick, you shit eating ass-clown.

>> No.13702403

>>13702395
Oh my, I wouldn't presume so much. But I would like so much to touch her godly tails.

>> No.13702404

>>13702383
So what are you here for?

>> No.13702405

>>13702381
You're right. The only thing that should matter is your disgusting posting about guzzling that apple juice cut swill.

Shame on you.

>> No.13702407

>>13702394
That is literally every weekend. I'm almost certain its the same two retards too.
The dickhead insecure maledom guy who seems to fear for his masculinity
And the easily triggered femdom guy who just has to fight with the above because he's also got issues.

>> No.13702413

>>13702407
w-what if it's the same guy?

>> No.13702414

>>13702405

If drinking that apple cut swill helps me get through the daily grind of reading through the massive amounts of faggotry you people put yourselves through while you debate sematics on good and evil and monstergirls, so be it.

Just leave me the fuck out of your stupid /pol/ack tin foil bullshit. Have too much nonsense to deal with already.

>> No.13702415

>>13702398
It's gotten to a point where if someone talks about femdom, maledomfags take this as a personal attack aimed at them, and vice versa.

A vicious cycle.

>> No.13702417

>>13702407
The thing is these two groups of faggots are the only ones who really care, the rest of us are just forced to witness the same tired old debate each week.

>> No.13702419

>>13702415
which is hilarious since there are all of like 3 monsters that wouldn't fall into the femdom category.

>> No.13702420

>>13702413
It could be another of the dedicated shitposters we've amassed, true.

>> No.13702421

>>13702419
>maledomfag = MGE purest
>femdomfag = thread canon

>> No.13702423

>>13702398
The reverse is true. Which guarantees this will never end. Cry more.

>> No.13702424

>>13702419
>3
Math must not be your strong suit.

>> No.13702427

>>13702421
>maledom
>purest
Wut.

Pretty sure /jp/ is full of impure perverts.

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>>13702419
>>13702421

Please stop. Can we not do this?

>> No.13702430

>>13702423
Who shat in your cereal today?

>> No.13702431

>>13702419
>3

>> No.13702434

>>13702414
So it is you. Didn't you learn when you hid your pastebin? Nobody cares about you as a writer. Your only unique feature is the minor meme status you have.

Also
>tinfoil hat
>it totally is you that spams blogshit about cider all the time

>> No.13702442

>>13702434

>Post about cider maybe twice
>All the time

Fuck off already and go drive the next writer you cuckolds don't like out of doing it since clearly nothing anybody does for you all as an audience is accepted.

>> No.13702449

>>13702434
I actually like Bollocks as a writer. Its retarded that he can't take a compliment and that he seems to think he's terrible all the time though. He's not the best, but he beats half of the randoms we have around here in terms of ability.
If he wasn't so fucking whiny about how bad he supposedly is I think more people would give him a shot.

>> No.13702454

>>13702449
Are you confusing Bollocks with Alp?

>> No.13702455

How would you feel if an MG who happens to be your favorite species tries to hook you up with her friend?

This friend really likes you however she happens to be a....

http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random


Your fav MG really wants this to work out, and thinks you'll be a good match. Wat do?

>> No.13702458

>>13702442
As someone that actually likes your stuff, chill the fuck out. The thread isn't just a couple of people, we have a good 80-100 or so even accounting for IP changes, don't let the vocal ones get to you so much.

We have a fair few writefags that barely get any criticism because they don't react badly when it happens.

>> No.13702459

>>13702442
Its the standard weekend bitchfest. Anything and everything anons can fight about will be fought over at this point, all there is to do is wait it out until the week begins.

>> No.13702460

>>13702353
I meant I will make it my mission to fuck with you every time.

>> No.13702466

>>13702455
>Got rules
>???

>> No.13702468

>>13702442
>minimum once a week this month
>and going all the way back to September with your oldest posts

This is why it's fun to have an archive. Most of them are really sad sack posts when you think you're anon though. You only get really angry when you get called out by name.

>> No.13702469

>>13702460
Good thing he made that post, now I've got a heads up that someone is intentionally being a fun ruining fag. Who would have guessed?

>> No.13702473

>>13702455
>Gazer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lTNjmKZ9t3E

>> No.13702474

>>13702454
Alp also fits that description, yes.
Alp has fucking atrocious dialogue though. Get the man some modern movies or something because he needs to know how people talk

>> No.13702475

>>13702460
Fool. You have no idea who you're dealing with. I will post a shit-storm that will make the gods weep. After looking upon my work you will know true despair, and will regret the day you showed your face in this god-forsaken thread.

>> No.13702479

>>13702455
>sea slime
I think she will be a little bit disappointed with how I feel.

>> No.13702480

>>13702455
>Lamia

Got to be some kind of Egyptian snake Lamia, a haughty King Cobra no doubt. I'll give it a shot, I like snakes.

>> No.13702482

>>13702469
Let's just see how it turns out.

>> No.13702483

>>13702474
For some of his stuff he's intentionally trying to make it cheesy animu. Only thing I've read is the Andrea stuff so I can't speak for all his work.

>> No.13702485

>>13702455
>Lilim trying to hook me up with an Alp
Nope

>> No.13702492

>>13702455
>http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random

She's friends with a Demon Realm? She's setting me up on a date with the whole city?

>> No.13702494

>>13702455
>Nightmare
Naw. I'll dump the horsepussy.

>> No.13702497

>>13702485
I'll take her, an Alp that comes with the personal recommendation of a fucking Lilim must have some really fucking cool secret.

>> No.13702499

>>13702492
Keep rolling until you get a monster. Otherwise, enjoy your surprise gangbang.

>> No.13702502

>>13702497
Oh yeah. A "special" surprise in her pants. Enjoy

>> No.13702505

>>13702483
It doesn't even work though, it sounds like an old Simpsons parody of a 1950's cartoon half the time. No one in a cheesy anime style setting says "old bean" or "gee wilikers".

>> No.13702506

>>13702455
I don't feel like being part of a love triangle. Fuck this.

>> No.13702508

>>13702494
yo that's the best horsepussy though

>> No.13702513

>>13702458

I wouldn't be so fucking annoyed if you people didn't constantly go back and forth between not caring and trying to roast me for something like a bipolar bitch on the rag.

>> No.13702515

>>13702485
>I also got Alp

Don't try to shove your sloppy seconds off on me. She must especially suck if she can't get a guy with two wingmen.

>> No.13702516

>>13702455
http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Fallen_Brides_Story:_Wilmarina,_%22One_Who_Seeks_the_Fallen_Sword%22

The fuck am I reading.

>> No.13702523

>>13702499
>Fine.
>Werewolf sets me up with a Crow Tengu

Oh, great. Its a touhou with razor sharp talons and no arms. That isn't weird or unpleasant at all. Thanks.

>> No.13702525

>>13702508
But it's still horsepussy.

>> No.13702527

>>13702455
>Kakuen

It's going to boil down to spanking the monkey, isn't it?

>> No.13702530

>>13702513
Its more like a group of people who like you, and then there's these guys who don't like your stuff/ just hate everything in the thread being vocal.

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>>13702516
What did I get myself into.

What a cutie tho.

>> No.13702542

>>13702515
That's it, I'm claiming this Alp. She must be pretty fucking top tier.

I'm going to love this Alp tenderly and get my sweet reward and there's nothing you guys can do to stop me.

>> No.13702543

>>13702530
Or the fact that the only thing he's remembered for is his perpetual anger, stubbornness, and hatred of these threads as a whole.

>> No.13702544

>>13702523
I'll fight you. Nerd birds a best.

>> No.13702545

>>13702455
>A wonderful tengu
>Attempting to hook me up with an Arachne
>Arachane
>Spiders
What did I ever do to deserve this, did I accidentally get coffee stains on your book?

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>>13702455
>Werecat hooks me up with a Youko
Pretty neato I guess.

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>>13702455
>dwarf

i don't wanna...
her body is to baby like.

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>>13702544
>"Dear Diary"
>"Today Anon said I was the best!"
>"Kyaa!~"

>> No.13702562

>>13702455
>Cupid
I get the feeling our relationship is going to be one of those sickeningly sweet things that I don't really care for.

>> No.13702563

>>13702455
Werewolf? Sure, I could live with that. Awooo is almost as nice as fluffy tail, and adorable to boot.

>> No.13702567

>>13702548
Damn look at dat health.

>> No.13702568

>>13702544
Fucking take her then, friend. Enjoy her having no hands.

>> No.13702569

>>13702543

Didn't realize that disliking what the threads have become is a bad thing with the constant shit flinging that goes on between retards debating male vs femdom, Kikimora posting, nobody being able to like what they like, etc.

That and as far as the stubbornness goes. Not going to write about an idea if it's stupid like "Not!Tulpa Jabberwock" since that borrows too heavily from American McGee.

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>>13698752
u wot

>> No.13702572

>>13702455
>Oomukade hooking me up with a baphomet

Guess the thread was right, they are stinky and useless.

>> No.13702574

>>13702455

Dark Valkyrie. I always get the ones that I forget even exist.

>> No.13702578
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>>13702537
http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/%E3%80%8CYOU%E3%80%8D

>tfw you hit the jackpot and you didn't even want to

>> No.13702580

>>13702569
>Not!Tulpa Jabberwock
Didn't the original idea involve the MC getting psychologist induced amnesia involving his Jabberwock childhood friend, and she grows up to be a yandere CC?

>> No.13702581

>>13702568
I'll enjoy her forever and then we'll get married and have so many cute fluffy crow chicks!

>> No.13702582
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>>13702569
>Kikimora posting
>Bad

>> No.13702585

>>13702455
>Hellhound wants me to get with her Lizardman friend

Guess it's time to follow the path of the warrior.

>> No.13702591

>>13702585
>"M'Lord"

>> No.13702594

>>13702581
A happy ending for both of you. I guess this means I get a re-roll. Lets see...

>MIND
>FUCKING
>FLAYER

Did I piss my friend off THAT much by ditching the last one? Good lord, I'm not speaking to her ever again.

>> No.13702596

>>13702591
Do you eat shit?

>> No.13702604

>>13702580
What's a CC?

>> No.13702605

>>13702313
>"Oh, Anon, how nice to see you! How have you been?"
>"Ah, I'm glad. Me? Same old, same old. People pray to me, attendants dote over me, media moguls blame natural disasters on me. You know how it is." She smiles wryly.
>"Say, do you have it? You know what I mean."
>"All in your backpack? Perfect. Wait for me at the waterfall behind the shrine. My noon meditation session starts soon, I can slip away then."
>You walk around the old building, leaving the noise of tourists, shrinegoers and children for the peace of the forest off the beaten track
>Gurgling streams, birdsong and gentle whispers of rustling leaves
>Perfect

>> No.13702606

>>13702605
>Eventually, you push through the underbrush and make your way to a clearing right out of a watercolour painting
>A small cliff face maybe twelve feet high, overlooking a crystal clear plunge pool probably half that deep at its center
>You unload your pack and sit on the soft sand at its bank, waiting, listening and basking
>"Anon!" You turn and see your kitsune friend, skipping over to you with a bounce in her step
>"Whew, that was trying," she smiles, settling onto the ground next to you, knees tucked to her side. "Ever since these little excursions have begun, the head maiden has been adamant about keeping me under watch. For my own safety, she claims. Pah!"
>"Hmm? How'd I escape? Simple! I've conjoured up a decoy in my room. Then I floated myself out the window, and made my way here. Nobody will disturb me until my session's ended, so that decoy will have them fooled for a fair time. THEN the attendants will start running around like headless chickens," she chuckles, half wearily. "So, about that, um, promise?"
>You're already unpacking your bag. The kitsune's ears perk and her eyes light up as she beholds not one, but two pizza boxes. "Both meat lovers', both puffy crust. Just like you like it," you tell her
>"Oh, Anon! You are a saint!" She leans over, takes your head between your hands, and spends a good seven seconds planting a big, grateful kiss on your forehead. She pulls away, but only to follow it up by resting her own forehead right against yours, smiling with her eyes closed. "A saint," she repeats, much more quitely this time
>She takes a box from you, kicks off her geta and, after a small struggle with her toes, her tabi. She stretches out and lets out a contented sigh as her bare feet slip below the water's surface, relishing the cool, refreshing feeling of current against skin
>You both dig in without a word, the kitsune wolfing down two slices for every one you get through

>> No.13702611

>>13702604
Seriously?

>> No.13702614

>>13702606
>When she's finished, you offer her your last quarter, and she gratefully accepts, leaning to pick up a slice
>As she draws back up, a piece of pepperoni slips off and lands sqaurely atop her left breast, marking her fair skin with grease and tomato sauce
>"Oops," she grins, picking it back up and plopping it in her mouth where it belongs. "Well, better there than on my robe. Say," she continues, munching on some crust, "You couldn't get that for me, could you?"
>You grab a tissue out of your bag, but she halts you. "Ah-ah-ah, not like that! No hands allowed!" You stare at her a second before comprehension dawns, and you roll your eyes at her. She grins shamelessly back at you.
>Setting your box down, you lean over, and start licking at the blemish upon her soft breast, listening to her giggle as you lap up the flavour of tomato and spiced meat
>You don't stop until that flavour dissipates, and when you settle back, you can't help but join in with her laughter
>Soon, you're both finished with your pizza, and the kitsune shuffles up until she's tucked tightly against you
>She rests her head on your shoulder and seeks out your hand on the floor with hers, closing over it, warm and soft and secure
>"Thank you for this, Anon. I... I can't put into words how precious this time I spend with you is."
>You return her kiss upon your forehead with your own, and look out to the waterfall with her, whittling away the time in peaceful silence.

>> No.13702615

>>13702611
Yea, kinda new here.

>> No.13702619

>>13702569
>Hating on kikis

WELL FUCK YOU TOO.

>> No.13702621

>>13702594
There's nothing wrong with mindflayers.

>> No.13702623

>>13702621
other than the whole mind rape thing, no

>> No.13702624

>>13702621
someone got flayed

>> No.13702626
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>> No.13702628

>>13702615
Caring Cracka. It means she's very white, and very kind as well.

>> No.13702631

>>13702580

Something pretentious like that yea.

>> No.13702632

>>13702614
Oh baby

>> No.13702633

>>13702615
It means Cool Cats. It means she's yandere, but a cool yandere

>> No.13702635

>>13702628
Thanks!

>> No.13702637

>>13702615
Cool cat.

>> No.13702640

>>13702635
Oh my god.

>> No.13702641

>>13702626
Uh, nun mantis? Or is it a dragonfly?

>> No.13702643

>>13702626
I wonder what SolopipB will do with her, I also wonder if she's even yandere.

>> No.13702644
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>I will never have a blind Lizardgirl

>> No.13702648

>>13702621
Its too late for you, but I'm not having anything to do with them
>can warp your mind, and not in a light DEMONIC ENERGY way
>turns their lovers into literal squids
>bitchy personalities
>did I mention the mind rape?
>because I'm mentioning it here too
>and here, because its so shitty that it takes up multiple points

There is nothing good about them. Mantangos have more going for them then these things. Quite literally no redeeming features whatsoever.

>> No.13702649

>>13702455
Ren Xiongmao; I lucked out. Going to spend my days fucking and watching Netflix, that's for sure.

>> No.13702651

>>13702502
I see nothing wrong with that

>> No.13702655
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>>13702635

>> No.13702659

>>13702502
Her vagina is sideways?

>> No.13702665

>>13702644

Do you have the image of the lizard girl in casual cloths thinking lewd things with anon having an odd "pfft" face

>> No.13702672

>>13702615
Christmas Cake, the Japanese term for an older woman.

>> No.13702675

>>13702619
>>13702582

They're literally the new Manticore. They're getting run into the fucking ground to the point that eventually people will hate them with such disdain it won't even remotely be funny.

>>13702580

Basic idea was kid has Jabberwock childhood friend, gets his mind Eddie Murphy'd (watch a shitty remake to get the reference) by either a Mindflayer or some guy pulling The Exorcist on him and theraping happening.

She comes back as a yandere CC that reveals her true nature only to him. Where others see a Dragon girl, due to his exposure to Wonderland (because we're going full pretentious here), he can see her as the Jabberwock.

Something something something Knuckles the Echidna has a flanged penis

>> No.13702678

>>13702672
>posting a joke answer
Stop it, you'll confuse the newfriend.

>> No.13702683

>>13702582
>>13702619
Legitimately the only thing posted in these threads for days. I'm fucking tired of Kikimoras; they aren't even that good.

>> No.13702685

>>13702675
I feel Anubis is the new manticore. Considering one guy managed to pull this off makes it impressive, but still annoying nonetheless.

>> No.13702688

>>13702675
Unlike with manticore posters, they're not being shoved into anyone's face, nor having their pics spammed every thread, or being told that they have to have a Kikimora and they don't have a choice in the matter, or all that crap manticore spammers used to pull. In short, you're full of shit.

>> No.13702691

>>13702683
I'm actually with you on this too. Kikimoras are just really submissive maids with weird feet. Whoop dee shit. I don't get why the thread so obsessed with such a dull monster. She's barely a monster anyway, look at her design. Its a woman in a maid costume.

>> No.13702693

>>13702683
Where were you during all the alp and mindflayer shitposting?

>> No.13702696

>>13702688

>They're not being shoved in anybody's face

They're being brought up in LITERALLY every thread because "Muh meido fetish". Whether or not people are saying you don't have a choice in the matter with them isn't the problem.

There's at least 160+ other MGs we could talk about, but people only want to talk about a fucking maid with weird feet or expect Kikimora stories because fuck having any variety. Just like with Manticores.

It's like Chubby Alp Senpai and Mindflayers being >NTR enablers

>> No.13702698

>>13696258
I would save the fuck out of her.

>> No.13702699

>>13702696
Mindflayers are NTRers though

>> No.13702702 [SPOILER] 
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>>13702455
>Orc
This can only end one way.

>> No.13702703

>>13702696
Why don't you pick another MG to talk about instead of bitching at what's popular? You can't control what the thread chooses to focus on.

>> No.13702709

>>13702699
Even if they didn't NTR they're still creepy bitches who have actual mindrape and turn you into unprocessed calamari.

>> No.13702710

>>13702702
WHERE THERE'S A WHIP!

>> No.13702711

>>13702699

They're Polymorphers, Netori, and one of the best girls.

>> No.13702713

>>13702702
Threesome shenanigans with a healthy P'Orc and a svelte Elf?

>> No.13702714

>>13702696
Are you that same faggot that's been complaining about raping elves? Cause fuck you if you are.

>> No.13702717

>>13696827
Aren't the dresses still tentacles? Just with webbing a la vampire squids?

>> No.13702721

>>13702455
>Alp hooking me up with a doppelganger

I'm never going to realize I actually wasn't fucking another Alp.

>> No.13702724

>>13702714
The closest we got to such a poster was a misquote. That guy didn't care about elfrape because it was rape or anything. He just called it generic and shit.

>> No.13702725

>>13702696
You're actually 100& correct.

>> No.13702727

>>13696258
What a cutie.

I wonder how the goo will improve her.

>> No.13702734

>>13702725
100%*

>> No.13702738

>>13702714

I actually encourage the act, faggot.

>>13702703

Okay then, let's talk about how all Wererabbits with their leg strength can become cock-seeking parkour missiles. Or not.

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>>13702738
A Wererabbit will never let the man they catch go, poor things can literally die from loneliness.

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>>13702738
No, lets talk about gazer.

>> No.13702757

>>13702749
I want to take full advantage of her oral fixations.

>> No.13702759

>>13702696
Funny how you ignored everything else and are complaining about them being talked about, when not x posts ago you were bitching about people not being able to like what they like >>13702569 yet slam them in that very sentence. Fuck you.

>> No.13702761

>>13702738
I am now imagining a were-rabbit take on Batroq the Leaper.

>> No.13702762

>>13702759

There's a difference between slamming something that's become Manticore levels of insufferable and being told to fuck off because you like an MG that isn't FoTM.

>> No.13702763

>>13702738
Wererabbits would make great scouts. Those ears could pick up a gnat's fart.

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>>13702351

whoops, thought it was just tentacle girls talking

>> No.13702769

>>13702764
Ultra cute.

>> No.13702772

>>13702762
>No it's different when I do it

FUCK. OFF.

>> No.13702775

>>13702761

Bellamy the Hyena style Wererabbit bouncing around telling her prey she's going to jackhammer him so hard that the Earth's crust is going to crack

>> No.13702776

>>13702775
Muh dick. But I'm tempted to one shot her due to the comparison to Bellamy.

>> No.13702777

>>13702776

Punch her in the cooter

>> No.13702778

>>13702764
Looks great

do they lez out later?

>> No.13702782

>>13702762
>Being told to fuck off because you like an MG that isn't flavor of the month

Let me guess, you're amazon bitch kun.

>> No.13702784

>>13702778
>>>/u/

>> No.13702786

>>13702778
No but Mindlfayer is plotting NTR har har

>> No.13702789

>>13702778
No

>> No.13702791

>>13702778
Shut up nigger

>> No.13702792

>>13702782
Isn't amazon bitch kun the guy that shitsposts when they're brought up?

>> No.13702796

>>13702782

I don't care for or against Amazons you cock chortling caitiff.

>> No.13702797

>>13702778
Go and stay go.

>> No.13702802

>>13702792
At this point, the guy whining he can't talk about amazons is amazon bitch kun to me.

>> No.13702804

>>13701882
This was adorable

>> No.13702807

>>13702778
I wish.

>> No.13702808

>>13702759
Such is the song of the castrato, defender of not-futa hyenas, hater of threads, hypocrite poster of shit, giver of bad writing advice and drinker of bad cider.

>> No.13702811

>>13702796
Shall I call you kikimora bitch kun then?

>> No.13702814

>>13702797
I'm getting mixed signals here...

>> No.13702817

>>13702811
You already know it's bollocks.

>> No.13702821

>>13702808
You complete me. No alp.

>> No.13702827

>>13702802
Luckily I'm not whining about it. I think I raised a bigger fuss once about it once, in this thread for I think justified reasons, but I didn't go into detail. So I'm not sure who you're referring to.
Anyone else in the past wasn't me. I've already resolved to post about them as I please because fuck it.

This anon you're talking with isn't me but I do agree with most of his points if I'm being really honest.

>> No.13702829 [SPOILER] 
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Don't stick your dick in crazy.

>> No.13702833

>>13702814
Fuck off yurifag. How's that?

>> No.13702836

>>13702829
yandere can be healed... right?

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>>13702829
Always stick your dick in crazy.

>> No.13702838

Poor thread-chan didn't ask for all these faggots to come shit on her...

>> No.13702839

>>13702837
>you will never kissu the mothfu

>> No.13702840

>>13696760
About fucking time.

>> No.13702844

>>13702808

I don't even like Gnolls that have the pseudo-penis as much as you fucking faggots give me credit for.

It's either full /tg/ or bust.

>> No.13702845

>>13702836
no ones been man enough to try

>> No.13702847

>>13702836
Definitely. You just have to fake a little yandere yourself, and make sure to not be a fucking beta and let her slowly start to control your life.

>> No.13702848

>>13702829
Wouldn't it be funny if somebody pointed out how Sketch-kun's art is much more favorable to .less' stuff despite being just sketches because they're not crazy shit draw to piss people off?

Would be quite a bite on the ass, wouldn't it?

>> No.13702849

>>13702829
Reminder that if she hurts you it's not a yandere but a yangire

>> No.13702852

>>13702838
I don't believe you. Last week she told me she liked it while she gave me a bumpkin. Thread chan a Slut.

>> No.13702857

>>13702849
All yangire are yandere but not all yandere are yangire.

>> No.13702859

>>13702829
>Laska
I wanted to see more yandere monstergirl stuff and it's this garbage.

>> No.13702863

>>13702848
>see OC
>first reaction is to be salty about it
You don't know if he did it to piss people off, plus less' art is definitely higher quality since he does more than just a sketch.

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>>13702863
>less' art is definitely higher quality

>> No.13702867

>>13702863
>Being told countless times to cut the futa/trap/guys/manticore shit out
>Does it anyway
>He didn't't want to rustle anyone guys!

'How's that Pinoi cock taste?

>> No.13702869

>>13702865
Well, hey, to be fair, if that Ushi picture with the heart pubes really was by him, then that was pretty good. I think it was legitimately the first thing I've ever liked from him though. I don't get why people like him so much.

>> No.13702870

>>13702857
>All yangire are yandere
Yangire does not contain the word "dere" for something

>> No.13702871

>>13702848
Sketch doesn't draw stuff for trolling reasons or reactionary stuff, he also interacts with the threads more.

>> No.13702874

>>13702867
Re-read the post. I was talking specifically about the drawing he just posted, not in general.

>> No.13702875

>>13702867
Fuck, nigga. Let the faggot draw what he wants, even if it triggers the autists.

>> No.13702879

>>13702869
>Everyone likes .less

Heh, no.

>> No.13702882

>>13702869
Honestly, .less' stuff is still as lifeless as it was a year ago, even the help he got from Mari didn't help much.

>> No.13702886

>>13702879
I didn't say everyone exactly for that reason. Hell, I don't even like him. Relax, friend. I wouldn't ever say everyone liked someone like him. I just don't get why some do.

>> No.13702888

>>13702874
Doesn't negate what I said.

>> No.13702890
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13702890

I want to unite humanity into surpassing monsters as ultimate life forms.

Monsters will tremble in fear as they realize that to neo-humans...

SEX: USELESS

>> No.13702896

Now that being a faggot is legal, does that mean we can do yuri in the thread?

>> No.13702897

>>13702888
You implied I was saying he never did anything to piss anyone off, which was straight-up wrong. He has, I know he has. But not that picture.

>> No.13702900

>>13702890
But you can fuck if you want to?

>> No.13702901

>>13702890
Does that mean I feed on the vampire girl now?
I don't want to scare the vampire girl.

>> No.13702904
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13702904

Reminder that there is always a centipede hunting you down

>> No.13702905

>>13702896
No.

>> No.13702907

>>13702896
Fuck off.

>> No.13702908

>>13702204
FOR YOU

>> No.13702909

>>13702904
That's ok, Smelly Pede-chan a cute.

>> No.13702912

>>13702900
Well probably. Considering Cars could turn parts of his body into entire animals.

http://imgur.com/dMCBRbj

>> No.13702913

>>13702904
I'm ok with that. Even a little nibble from her and I can intoxicate her with kisses.

>> No.13702916

>>13702896
Is the response to >>13702778 any clue?

>> No.13702917

>>13702904
>hide in my bubble bath
>she can't get me because she might get a little clean

>> No.13702923

>>13702904
I've set the table and made dinner for two. I wonder what she'll think when she realizes someone prepared for and welcomed her.

>> No.13702924

>>13702890
>AWAKENMYMASTERS.jpg
>not in the actual AWAKEN MY MASTERS pose

One job

>> No.13702927

>>13702904
I might be o-okay with that if it's the Oomukadoc... I need my fix...

>> No.13702928
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13702928

>>13702896

>> No.13702931

>>13702882
>help he got from Mari

Mari wasn't even teaching him anything. She's just making him do stuff for her RP board.

>> No.13702933

>>13702896
I doubt it, but I wouldn't mind ffm threesomes, personally.
There's a lot of potential in mixing and matching different monstergirls, but because of the thread's self-feeding hatred of yuri, it might be wise to throw a male into that mix just to avoid posts and posts of "fuck off".

>>13702904
I wonder how one would tailor clothes for an oomukade. It's a little bit more of a challenge than doing so for a lamia, considering you've got all her legs to contend with as well.

>> No.13702934

>>13702904
What the hell is taking her so long then? It's not like I'm going anywhere.

>> No.13702938
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13702938

>>13702931
Oh, that explains a lot.

>> No.13702940

Do you think human boys born as only children, or with only brothers would put ads in the newspaper looking for monster girls willing to be their older or younger sisters?

I'd just like to not be alone.

>> No.13702943
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13702943

Uh oh, your Anubis master has caught you slacking off from your duties and hiding away in a corner. How do you explain your way out of this situation?

>> No.13702944

>>13702890
Dude you do realize that once you look past the poses those fuckers wanted to eat all humans right? They're fucking eldritch abominations

>> No.13702946

>>13702933
We've had mff before, pure Yuri is what pisses people off.

>> No.13702948

>>13702943
YOURE NOT THE BOSS OF ME NOW

>> No.13702950

>>13702943
THE VOICES, THE TELL ME THINGS

>> No.13702951

>>13702940
>human boys advertising for MG love
The floodgates have opened.

>> No.13702954

>>13702455
A Tanuki tries to hook me up with...
>roll Order, Sabbath, Fallen God
> ...
>Kei Inui
I guess she counts? As a variant succubus.
I wouldn't mind that, although she's pretty freaky. Wolfu succubutt.
http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Kei_Inui

>> No.13702955

>>13702940
Yes you're alone.

>>13702943
Rape her.

>Master

>> No.13702957

>>13702943
"Do you feel in charge?"

>> No.13702958

>>13702946
It's like they were cucked by two monster girls and they have to compensate with uncontrolled anger.

>> No.13702960

>>13702940
>"I'M YOUR ONEE-SAN NOW, ANON!"

>> No.13702962

>>13702943
"I'm quitting."

>> No.13702963

>>13702958
You know comments like this aren't helping your case right?

>> No.13702964

>>13702951
LOVE anon, love, not bestial sex.

>> No.13702967

>>13702963
My what.

>> No.13702968

>>13702944
Of course. Santana was a taste of what would happen if they won.

Fucking a Pillar Woman would be the ultimate Russian roulette because she could eat your dick at anytime. Do not want.

But if humans were able to turn themselves into Pillar People.....

>> No.13702969

>>13702943
"I was trying to think words that accurately describe how beautiful you are."

>> No.13702970

>>13702958
>Cucked

Fuck off to /v/ with your memes and yurishit.

>> No.13702971

>>13702943
What happens if I agree to accept whatever punishment she'll bestow upon me?

>> No.13702973

>>13702970
>/v/
>yuri
u wut

Last time I checked they were into boypussy and that's where I draw the line.

>> No.13702975

>>13702970
>implying "cucked" is a /v/ meme
Newfriend pls.

>> No.13702977
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13702977

>>13702960
>Extremely eager and over-possessive Monster Girl declaring herself to be your new onee-san
Holy shit this is dick hardening, make it happen

>> No.13702979

>>13702938
What the fuck am I reading?

>> No.13702980

>>13702943
http://i.imgur.com/lQxDQDg.jpg
bad dog.

>> No.13702981

>>13702973
Plenty of Yuri games coming out this and next year.

>> No.13702982

>>13702977
Never ever.

Art never ever either.

>> No.13702983

>>13702981
That's not /v/ that's /u/...

''/u/'' fucked up.

>> No.13702984

>>13702979
A screenshot less took by mistake last year. He posted the wrong file onto the IRC and it caused untold drama. Its him RPing with bob as laska and its all kinds of disturbing.

>> No.13702987

>>13702943
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a73fXzc9U_o

>> No.13702989

>>13702984
That's not what RPing is

>> No.13702990

>All these faggots that want oneesans

How old are you?

>> No.13702991

>>13702977
I want this MG to be a kejourou....for reasons.

>> No.13702992

>>13702980
Into the Khepri/Mummy pit you go!

>> No.13702995

>>13702984
>by mistake
>Implying
Anon it was probably staged with the purpose of causing a shitstorm.

>> No.13702997

>>13702990
>Not wanting an onee-san
What's wrong with you?

>> No.13702998

>>13702984
I don't know. I find it kind of funny

>> No.13702999

>>13702990
>Anon still has anger problems

How old are you?

Jesus christ, can you stay out of MG for a day or two without shitting it up.

>> No.13703000

Are Monster Girl capable of feeling love or do they only have lust?

>> No.13703001

>>13702992
http://i.imgur.com/sAgjaAc.jpg
Bad! Down!

>> No.13703003
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13703003

>>13702990
>stop liking what I don't like!

>> No.13703005

>>13702989
I don't care what it is, all I know is the whole thing is weird.

>> No.13703006

>>13702890

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VoOW1Vvl2oU

Behold the ultimate faggotry.

>> No.13703008

>>13702990
Piss off. It doesn't matter whether she's younger or older in these fantasies because anyone 18+ is already out of or leaving the age range to do typical sister/brother stuff.

>> No.13703009

>>13703001
Dogs love it when you spray them, with a hose.

>> No.13703010

>>13702983
Are you trying to piss me off by pretending to be retarded? So /u/ games don't get discussed in /v/? Just the other day they couldn't shut up about valkirye drive and some other stuff, and the gay marriage in fire emblem. And that other game that by all that us holy I will not mention here and I'm gonna shut up now because monstergirls.

>> No.13703011

>>13703000
Are you capable of feeling other emotions while overwhelmingly hungry?
They can feel love, it's just a little overshadowed.
For some MGs, practically all they ever feel is love.

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>>13702990
>There are people who don't like onee-sans

>> No.13703013

>>13703000
>monster girls
>love
kek

>> No.13703015

>>13703000
Depends on the setting.

>> No.13703017

>>13702904
She can't catch me if I catch her first.

>> No.13703019

>>13703009
The only dog I really knew hated the hose, and liked running in front of cars, I'm still amazed it died of old age.

>> No.13703020

>>13703008
>>13703003
>>13702999
>>13702997
>>13702997
I like oneesans you dumbasses, I want to know because I've been made aware we're pretty up in years and it just sounds weird for grown ass men to want this.

>> No.13703021

>>13702944
>>13702968

>Not believing Eldritch Abominations to be the almighty All-Waifu

Faggots, both of you.

>> No.13703023

>>13703012
>>13703020

>> No.13703026

>>13703020
I feel it's no different than reminiscing about childhood and wanting to relive some moments. You unage yourself in those fantasies, sexual or not. /ss/ is a similar thing.

>> No.13703029

>>13702938
>Bob doing ERP with the character he created
Living the dream, baby.

>>13703000
Lust is an everpresent drive for them, but I like to think they can experience love seperate from that. It'd be interesting to read about a guy who completely loses the use of his genitals, and has to live with his monstergirl wife without having proper sex anymore.

>> No.13703030

>>13703026
But you wouldn't like an oneesan as you are now?

>> No.13703033

>>13703026
Whenever the thread mentions /ss/ someone gets triggered though.

>> No.13703035

>>13703021
Well not >those< eldritch abominations in particular. I would certainly love an all powerful eldritch being to love me. Fill me full of boundless pleasure and love for eternity. Create worlds and scenarios for me. Things like that.

>> No.13703037

>>13703020
I want a beautiful, older monstergirl with obsessive tendencies to watch over and fawn over me.

>> No.13703040

I want to escape from an aggressive MG that captured me, and listen to her cry at the loss of a husband she was so close to obtaining!

>> No.13703041

>>13703035

What about Cthulhu-sama?

>> No.13703045

Some years after setting down with your Monster waifu, she finally manages to calm down her sexual desires and says that if you don't stop being a jobless Neet she'll leave you forever. What do?

>> No.13703047

>>13703029
>MG staying with a guy with no dick or balls
>Can't have sex

AHAHAHAHAHAHA! HOLY SHIT! How naive can you be? Sex is to mgs what money is to women. Holy hell I would buy you a beer right now because that shit is so dumb my anger has gone down like 80%.

>> No.13703050

>>13703045
B-But I like being a house husband and raising the daughterus, and keeping the house clean and all.

>> No.13703052

>>13703000
She'd just go to the monstergirl government and get referred to a practitioner such as a Lich, Unicorn, or Lilim that could fix the problem.
I imagine she wouldn't even need to argue her case and they'd help out for free/cheap.
Not having a dick would be worse than brain damage to them. It'd be like total neglect.

>> No.13703053 [SPOILER] 
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13703053

Would you still love your onee-san if she were an oppai loli?

>> No.13703057

>>13703045
Leave her for a hornier younger version? The fuck is this shit.

>> No.13703059

>>13703052
meant to link to
>>13703029

>> No.13703060

>>13703040
Kinda like Odyseus and Polythemus? Not sure if I remembered that correctly.

>> No.13703061

>>13703033
Whenever the thread mentions anything, someone gets triggered.

>> No.13703062
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13703062

>>13703045
>monster girls are now normies

Time to commit suicide

>> No.13703063

>>13703037

>TFW no obsessive Vampire or Wight to go full yan over you and have paintings and statues erected to your glory
>TFW they haven't planned out your entire life for you like The Truman Show
>TFW world-shattering sex

>> No.13703064

>>13703030
Oh I would, definitely would. Would probably act out some stuff with the waifu or something. And I'm sure adult sibling stuff has its merits. Thing is most sibling stuff usually focuses on when you're together. That's when you're both <18 and aren't going your separate ways in life.
>>13703033
That would be sad. That means this thread would be more thinskinned than off topic /a/, /v/, and other sfw boards about this sort of stuff.

>> No.13703066

>>13703053
An onee-san has to look the part too, not just be the part.

There is more to an onee-san than mere seniority.

>> No.13703067

>>13703040
I want to propose to a monster girl and then not show up to the wedding

>> No.13703068

>>13703053
Maybe if she was made by a different artist...

>> No.13703069

>>13703053
no

>> No.13703070

>>13703045
So she's now 3DPD?

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>>13703053
Every thread.
Man, you really won't let up, will you?

>> No.13703074

>>13703060
Calypso.

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>>13701882
http://pastebin.com/yygha01S

It was suggested that I post a Pastebin link for this. I'm glad people enjoyed it.

>> No.13703081

>>13703045
Convert to fallen god-ism and take her to Pandemonium to rape her in the mouth forever for this bullshit.

>> No.13703082

>>13703041
Cthulhu just turns mankind into a triggered spaz and is a high priest but not technically a god. Not directly as bad as the Pillar Men. Kinda. Good enough for me.

>> No.13703083

>>13703074
Right! Cyclopes would be better for bullying though.

>> No.13703084

>>13703045
Laugh, because her body has already changed to become mine. She'll never be able to get what she'd wants from someone else.

>>13703033
I think it's less about /ss/ in particular, and more about how many MG things outside of the thread are /ss/. At least, that's what I see people bitching about.

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13703086

>>13703063
>tfw no yandere Wight/Vampire onee-san with Holstaur sized tits and a Troll sized ass

>> No.13703087

>>13703073
I want to paint the sun and the moon on her tits.

>> No.13703088

>>13703082

Well yeah, but you know how Lovecraft's power levels work out. They don't

>> No.13703090

>>13702943
>I was confused about a riddle that sphinx told me.
>Is there such a thing as too much wan?

>> No.13703093

>>13703033
I remember when /ss/ was a nomal part of these threads. What the fuck happened.

>> No.13703095

>>13703093
The transition from /a/ to /jp/, and the newcomers it wrought.

>> No.13703097

>>13703047
Like I said, it'd be interesting to read about, regardless of the outcome. Would a couple attempt to find some way to recreate that pleasure? For a monstergirl, it might be as simple as getting her off by hand, but if you assume semen cravings are a thing, then it becomes a lot harder.
Can she live without semen? Can she sustain herself on regular food? If so, could she overcome her dependency and stay with him?

And what would the husband feel while his wife goes through the suffering of withdrawal because her love's won out? Guilt that she's suffering for him? Fear that she might leave him for relief, or perhaps even necessity? Frustration, definitely. Losing that part of yourself really does mess you up.

>>13703052
>>13703059
Of course what you say is the first thing anybody would do. I'm just wondering about a setting where medical science isn't to the point where recovery is achievable, and the mamano copout doesn't apply.

>> No.13703098

>>13703086
>yandere Wight/Vampire onee-san

Are you trying to make my dick explode?

>> No.13703099

>>13703093
Oversaturation.

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13703100

>>13702943
>>13702969

"Well lets see what words you've thought up this time..."

>> No.13703101

>>13703093
Femdom and rape were also just givens, and some people took waifus seriously.

Then the old guard was kicked out and replaced with this one.

>> No.13703104

>>13702938
>less <3
>bob <3
>less <3
>bob <3
Sounds staged.

>> No.13703106

>>13703093
/ss/ has always been shit, don't kid yourself.

>> No.13703110

>>13703097
Anon, did you lose your dick?

>> No.13703111

>>13703098
It makes my chin-chin stand up too, why else would I post about it?

>> No.13703112

>>13703106
Fuck off Charon

>> No.13703113

>>13703101
>Then the old guard was kicked out and replaced with this one
Some of us still here. Not many though.

>> No.13703114

>>13703047
Well, ain't that shallow as fuck. Guess personality, sapience and emotion are irrelevant then, that's pretty sad.

>> No.13703115
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13703115

>>13703106
>kid yourself
Huehue

>> No.13703116

>>13703100
The Voices said many kind things

>> No.13703120

>>13702943
"Don't feel like doing any of this shit anymore. I wanna sleep."

>> No.13703124

>>13703100
Nice

>> No.13703125

>>13703120
Another one for the khepri pit.

>> No.13703126

>>13703098
>>13703086

>TFW you'll never be pinned to a wall from behind by a Vampire oneesan as she whispers French words she picked up from her Wight friend
>Her hot breath on your neck as she takes her first bite and draw blood
>Licking at the wound, not sucking
>Her tongue going across the two puncture wounds like a warm and wet paintbrush
>She gives you a delighted sigh as she savors your taste, one of her hands exploring down your front, feeling your cock
>She presses further into you, her breasts resting on your back as you give her a delighted shiver of excitement

On this day, Anon becomes a man.

>> No.13703130

>>13703100
>The only words I came up with so far are "You, Are" and "Fish."
>P-Please give me more time.

>> No.13703131

>>13702943
"This Purple Lamia is giving me a very tempting job offer."

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>>13703063
>classy obsessive vampire
>in public is elegant and reserved
>in private she stares unblinking at a monitor linked to hidden cameras around your home
>its her favourite part of the day
>anon is in the shower
>all pretense of class or elegance is lost
>because she's frantically rubbing her cunt like her unlike depended on it
>her spacious master bedroom echoing with the sounds of rapid, wet slapping and pleasured gasps
>after her third climax she slowly lets herself fall onto her massive bed
>the bed she and her unwitting soul mate will enjoy their first night together
>the thought of it is... pleasing
>she notices her hand unconsciously slipping between her legs again
>soon
>soon anon will be all hers
>he won't ever have to leave the mansion
>he won't ever have to look at another filthy whore
>she'll keep him safe from all of them
>together forever
>she sighs happily, clutching the worn body pillow of you that she couldn't sleep without
>and gently places a kiss on your lips

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>>13703100
>>13702943
>no paws
>no tail
>donkey ears

>> No.13703140

>>13703110
For a little bit, yes, I did.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQBPgJQhQHc

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>>13703126
>>13703133
Oh baby.

>> No.13703146

>>13703125
No, piss off. I wanted to be an engineer, not push rocks around to build some stupid fucking giant triangular tomb.

We should be investing on farms and expansion of nature and plumbing or some shit, not fucking pyramids. We're in a fucking desert for fuck's sake, Neith died of thirst last week because the fucking sun was toasting our asses all day.

>> No.13703151

>>13703134
Nigger, I deleted that image for a reason.

>> No.13703154

>>13703100
"That's the thing...words fail to describe you."

"So, I'll tell you in the only other way I know how."

>gib kissu

>> No.13703157

>>13703100
"The worlds best artist could not create anything that could match your beauty if he had a thousand years."

>> No.13703166

>>13703126
>>13703133
Oh yesssss

>> No.13703168

>>13703146
But the khepri pit is the therapy center for overworked workers. You can sleep there and get a nice massage. And you want us to build these pyramids near the river, where the soil is fertile and loose?

>> No.13703169

>>13702943
Don't say anything because I'm not slacking in the corner, I'm dead due to working my ass off without food for 4 days.

>> No.13703171

>>13703100
"Your pitch black hair beautifully contrasts the bright sun!"
"Your claws look so elegant and allow you to traverse the desert better that anyone!"
"Also I heard that Pharaoh saying that the 'Lap dog girl' is a gullible servant."

>> No.13703175

>>13703100
Uh..

You're very...under-dressed?

Yeah, look at me like that. You gave me all of twenty seconds to think of something.

>> No.13703176

>>13703157
"Lazy artists. Guess that's why they took an art course in the first place. Try again, worker!"

>> No.13703178

>>13703140
>this is what people do drugs for

>> No.13703179

>>13703168
No, fuck that. I'm gonna tell the Khepris how they're being mistreated for being encaged in a pit like trapped animals and persuade them to rebel and send this entire civilization to fucking outer space.

Don't fuck with me, I maxed out charisma!

>> No.13703183
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13703183

What would you feed your catgirl?

>> No.13703186

>>13703183
Lolification cookies.

>> No.13703187

>>13703183
Honey drizzled fried chicken.

>> No.13703188

>>13703186
go and stay go

>> No.13703191

>>13699552
I like it. Can't wait for more. I worried the daughter was going to be dead too.

>> No.13703194

>>13703126
>>13703133
>>13703145

>have Dhampir daughteru
>she starts acting like an Oneesan to you once she's matured

How would this make you feel?

>> No.13703195

>>13703183
Concentrated catnip cookies, just to see what happens.

>> No.13703198

>>13703183
Dry food

>> No.13703200

>>13703183
Love, care and cattention.

Also food.

>> No.13703201

>>13703176
"Uhh." Do what >>13703154 said.

>> No.13703202

>>13703183
We would probably eat an unnatural amount of salmon nigiri.

>> No.13703203

>>13703133

>TFW walk in on obsessive Vampire schlicking one day, her finger furiously pulsing in and out of her drenched folds
>She's on her knees, moaning about how her darling Anon is like a beast in a rut
>She doesn't even have time to adjust herself when you push into her grasping sheath, the tight muscles begrudgingly accepting you
>Her walls are suffocating on you as the sound of your hips slapping into hers intensifies, her ass bouncing against you in a cadence
>She clenches down when you kiss the middle of her back, screaming into the pillow as you spill virile seed into her
>As you pull out, quickly going flaccid, she forces you onto your back on the bed, looming over you
>Her hair is mussed, her breasts are heaving and she's flushed. The soft drip-drip of seed leaving her pussy can be heard as she leans forward
>You pucker your lips, expecting a kiss
>Wince as she bites into your neck, kissing you there as she drinks your blood
>She wriggles against you, wanting you to embrace her
>This continues for the next few moments, feeling her cool body against your as she kisses and sucks at your neck
>Finally she pulls back, and smiles
>You're finally hers
>No other woman will dare touch you now or face her wrath
>TFW end the night with Vampire-neesan riding you ragged until she proclaims she can feel your seed ransacking her womb and giving you both a Dhampir daughteru

>> No.13703207

>>13703194
Hard.

Especially if I still look younger than her.

>> No.13703210

>>13703183
You found that on /monster/, didn't you?

>> No.13703211

>>13703194
Hard
Take responsibility anon

>> No.13703216

>>13703203
I want her to wake me up with surprise titjobs.

>> No.13703217

>>13703183
I don't like her face

>> No.13703220

>>13703201
"Fine, if it means you'll get back to work quicker. Now turn your cheek to me."

>> No.13703223

>>13703216

I want to see that size 12 ass bouncing back and forth as I plunge my rock hard Vampire Killer cock into her pussy

>> No.13703224

>>13703114
But it works both ways anon. You don't have to worry about anything but having a dick to be desirable. Surely you can manage keeping your penis on? You could be as exciting as watching paint dry and have a babypenis ibut you'd still find someone willing to be with you, Who won't betray you, tthat's the beauty of monstergirls. In MGE.

>> No.13703227

>>13703203
>Dhampir

Oh boy.

>> No.13703230

>>13703224
If they're only interested in my dick, that makes for a shallow relationship.

>> No.13703235
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>>13703210
bitch maybe

>> No.13703243

>>13703235
Disgusting

>> No.13703248

>>13703227

There's nothing better than Your vampire wife and Dhampire daughteru engaging in family bonding with you

>> No.13703254

>>13703230
Alright anon, enlighten me. What do you bring to the table? What about yourself do you want to share with a MG? What makes you worthy of her time that sin't your dick?

>> No.13703257

>>13703248
>bonding

What kind?

>> No.13703265

>>13703257
The kind where you go on picnics and to the theatres together.

>> No.13703268

>>13703254
She doesn't care who you are, she only cares about the dick. She doesn't love you for being you, she loves you just for being born with a dick.

You could literally die in front of her and she'd be searching for someone else the next day without thinking twice. What is the purpose of having a monstergirl if she only wants what's in your pants?

Who are you? Dick #14? Or Anon, the man whose waifu loves and cares much for him?

>> No.13703270

Which monstergirl would be the best to play golf with?

>> No.13703274
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13703274

Is it time for paladins?

>> No.13703276

>>13703270
The Queen of Hearts' sister, the Queen of Clubs.

>> No.13703280

>>13703268
I can taster your bitterness, baby boy.

>> No.13703281
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Oversized Oni Tit-Jobs!

>> No.13703285
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>>13703274
Its always a good time for paladins

>> No.13703286

>>13703274
>ribcages
Why.

>> No.13703287

>>13703280
Sure you can, walking dildo.

>> No.13703291

Due to some cosmic anomaly you now have the power to impregnate Monster girls with your will
What do

>> No.13703296

>>13703274
>padadins
If we were /tg/ then maybe. But we're not.
>Those helmets
Those look more like wingless Valkyries.
>Ribcages
Anorexic ones.

>> No.13703298
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>>13703281
Oni Sweater puppies

>> No.13703302

>>13703257
>wanting to fuck your daughter

Come on, anon, let's not do this. Yandere Vampire wouldn't want to share her precious anon with anyone anyway.
>Only she can know how wonderful your blood tastes
>only she can enjoy the warmth of your touch
>only she can savour the gentle, pleasurable sensation of your lips against hers
>only she can watch you sleep
>holy shit you're cute when you sleep
>she has a whole album of nothing but pictures of you sleeping
>she wants to expand one of them and place it over the fireplace
>but she just can't decide which one to use
>anon was smiling slightly on the night of January 25th and it was adorable!
>but April 2nd he was drooling slightly, just like a baby!
>FUCK IT, SHE'LL USE EVERY LAST ONE AND WALLPAPER THE ROOM WITH PICTURES OF YOU SLEEPING
>The maids are obviously now banned from this room, lest they tarnish your image somehow
>yes
>only she can watch you sleep
>her anon
>hers alone

>> No.13703303

>>13703291
Impregnate all of them

Then turn into an alp and impregnate myself

>> No.13703305

>>13703287
Nigger, it's 11 at night and you're acting salty as fuck. Do you have anything better to do?

>> No.13703309

>>13703268
Can't answer?

>> No.13703313

>>13703303
What if you froze your own sperm, Alped, and used it to get yourself pregnant?
What the hell would be born?

>> No.13703314

>>13703302
Mmmm

>> No.13703315

>>13703305
I'm chuckling at your sudden defensive replies right now. You asked for someone to put points on the table and I did, and now you're acting like a spergy child for no reason.

Is it because you're up past beddy-bed time, boy? Too bad.

>> No.13703317

>>13703303
>>13703313
Probably a succubutt that looks similar to myself, because fuck you Chief God.

And since I can impregnate people with just force of will alone I won't stop doing it post-alping. Nobody expects an Alp that can cause immaculate conception.

>> No.13703318

>>13703286
Because they're lickable

>> No.13703321

>>13703315
You shook his box, of course he's gonna be all defensive.

>> No.13703324

>>13703317
It would be a pure Succubus clone of yourself.
Now if you took cells from when you were still a man, did a Les Enfant Terribles style cloning to make a copy of you that's still a guy, and then the clone and your clone-daughter fucked.
What would come from ll of that?

>> No.13703327

>>13703315
>>13703321
>my hugbox is better than your hugbox!

>> No.13703329

>>13703302
>Not wanting to fuck your daughteru

You and I are
So awfully different
So totally different
To ever be pals

>> No.13703330

>>13703327
Anon, the box is not real, we can see you.

It's time to "step out" mate.

>> No.13703338

>>13703315
Yo! I'm>>13703254 >>13703309
and you've been talking to someone else.

>> No.13703339

>>13703327
I never said your box was worse, I just explained why I think it's shallow to be with a girl who's only there for you if you have a dick in your pants (in a discussion that you started, by the way.) If you're into that stuff, not my problem, but you started throwing names around for no reason when I answered your question, so yeah, suck it down.

>> No.13703340

>>13703324
Another succubutt, because again, fuck you chief god.

>Les Enfant Terribles

Man, a Solid Succubutt, Liquid Succubutt and Solidus Succubutt could do some real damage if they were properly disciplined beyond "Get the dick, get the husband"

>> No.13703341

>>13703330
I know that already.

If these threads were actually a hugbox, everyone would actually agree with each other over something, which is FAR from the case.

>> No.13703342

>>13703313
>>13703324

A vanilla succubus, like all alp children.

Besides, even if you fucked a female clone of yourself, she wouldn't give birth to another clone. The way the genes recombine would be like having an incest baby instead.

>> No.13703345

>>13703339
>a discussion that you started
I'm not even that guy you retard,

>> No.13703348

>>13703341
>which is FAR from the case
Which would also be FAR worse.

Nothing worse than echo-chambers.

>> No.13703352 [DELETED] 

>>13703345
I posted that just after you said it here >>13703330. Calm down fag I see what you mean.

>> No.13703353

>>13703340
>Solid Succubutt fucks for what she believes in and somewhat hates her dad
>Liquid Succubutt has daddy issues
>Solidus Succubutt idolizes her father and is a daddy's girl

>> No.13703355

>>13703291
Can I depregnate them too?

>> No.13703358

>>13703355
That's what stairs are for.

>> No.13703361
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>>13703355
>Willing abortions
Sounds like a power super villains in MGC would have.

>> No.13703362

>>13703341
>Over something

We all hate Bob.

>> No.13703367
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13703367

Ant Arachne

>> No.13703371

>>13703367
Are they big enough to ride?

>> No.13703372

>>13703358
>>13703361
My train of thought went like this:
>Want to sex the pregnant waifu, because lactation and boobs and belly and exponentially loviness
>Probably not ready to raise a child yet
>So pregnate the waifu
>Get my fill of pregnant sex
>Will the unborn child out of existence
>Will them back into existence unharmed when ready to raise a child

Actually typing it out and reading it, I think it's a stupidly bizarre and austere thing to think of. That's what I get for staying up until 4am.

>> No.13703373

>>13703367
I wanna hang out in Ant Arachne's pad and smoke the dank nugs she grows near the anthill.

>> No.13703375

>>13703372
Where the crap are you? It's 11 here.

>> No.13703381

>>13703345
Now I don't get my answer. Thanks you douche.

>> No.13703382

>>13703375
England. 4 bongs and 38 bings through the morning.

>> No.13703397

>>13696651
You have to continue this. How could you not? It was great!

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>>13701079
Yeah they are.

>>13701134
Mini-monster girl is suppose to be a rat girl. To be honest when it came to these mini designs I originally wanted to make a sandbox monster girl game using them.

>> No.13703416

>>13703409
>I originally wanted to make a sandbox monster girl game using them.
Le Indie masterpiece beloved by neckbeards and little kids/10.

>> No.13703440

>>13703409
Got any design documents for that potential game? I'm interested in knowing how it'd play.

>> No.13703442

>>13703281
>Tits so big your head can't pop out for her to lick & suck on
Not sure if this is amazing or disappointing.

>> No.13703451

>>13703442
I personally can't consider a paizuri session complete unless the girl kisses the tip at least once.

>> No.13703463
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>>13703451
I mean there's a certain charm of just draining yourself in an enormous pair of knockers, watching as it either oozes out the bottom or bubbles up into a pool in her cleavage for her to lap up.

But on the other hand, the sight of her tits & face being coated in glistening ropes of of cum before her mouth latches onto your head, greedily sucking up those final spurts is a nice thought, too.

>> No.13703465

>>13703053
Anon I think you need to seek help.

>> No.13703471 [SPOILER] 
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13703471

You can have a harem with as many mgs as you like, but they all have to be of the same type. Which do you choose?
Personally, I'm a filthy bugslut.

>> No.13703482
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>>13703471
Jinko, Red Oni, Blue Oni
or basically any muscley monstergirl, even if they're not normally swole

>> No.13703485

>>13703465
Can they help me find more oppai lolis? Because otherwise, they're useless to me!

>> No.13703486

>>13703471
My harem of choice is one made up of plant girls.

>> No.13703488

>>13703471
Alps. We're going to do guy stuff by day and at night they're all going to do girly stuff and help each other grow into proper stage 3 succubutts!

>> No.13703490

>>13703482
I meant type as in "beastman" "bug" or "mollusc". They can still be muscled though.

>> No.13703496

>>13703471
No real interest in a harem, but undead would be my choice.

>> No.13703503

>>13703482
>Harem of Onis
>They turn your house into their personal gym
>All the furniture except for the beds is replaced with exercise equipment
>The entire house has a permanent reek of sweat & hormones

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>>13703490
you asked for a type, and my type is muscles. Give me a muscled Scylla, or a muscled Werewolf. Those three, Jinko, and Onis, just sprang to mind

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>>13703503
best end
I could save so much time and money by just working out at home with them!

>> No.13703512

>>13703482
>>13703504
>>13703508
my man, muscled monsters a best

>> No.13703513

>>13703504
I want to pin her down and choke her while rubbing my erection on her abs.

>> No.13703528

>Monster girls are pretty new to our world
>Lizards have a reputation as white knights because of a few incidents where they've saved men from being raped by other monsters
>You knew better though
>They weren't doing it to be nice, they just saw ambush tactics as dishonorable and wanted those other monster girls to fight their prospective man "like a real woman"
>You know this because you got husbandoed by one after she leaped out in front of your car to challenge you and you couldn't stop in time
>She was alright, just some bruises and a cracked rib
>You think it was the cracked rib that did it, when you got out to check on her she was wetter than a swimming pool
>She thought the car was your weapon

>> No.13703529
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>>13703471
Does this mean I get to include some wolfgirls as well? Because I'd like to see the dynamic between bossy magical anubis and stronger, more naturally dominant werewolves.
A werewolf is just lounging around, shedding fur and sleeping, when the anubis marches into the room and orders her to get busy cleaning the mess she made in the kitchen with that pork chop. Then the werewolf pounces the anubis and tells her off for interupting the nap. The anubis relents, but casts a mummification spell on the toilet roll the next time the werewolf gets up from using the toilet.

Also, a zero gravity orgy like in >>13695966's pic sounds nice. All those disoriented "wan!"s, all that delicious brown skin and athletic werewolf muscle in every direction. Tails wagging and paws doggypaddling up, down, left and right, and eager tongues licking every inch of one's body as the heat of the room reduces every girl there to a panting, sweating, sopping mess. Utter contentment as you're hugged on every limb from every angle, spinning slowly, suspended in the air in a writhing sphere of mofu and skin.

>> No.13703530
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>>13703463
My man. Paizuri a best. I think I enjoy the idea more than any other form of sex.
If anyone replies to this, I may be back in thirty minutes. Have to buy some fucking salmon. Just being nice and trying not to seem like a dick.

>> No.13703531

>>13703529
BACK AND FORTH ))<>(( FOREVER

>> No.13703532
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>>13703440
Story Wise:
The game story was simple as it could get: Humanity thinking it was alone in the world set out to explore the world heading the next continent over for money, land, etc starting the event known as the Frontiers.

The Frontiers go on for several years until humanity comes in contact with the Monster Empire. The monsters viewing humans as intruders demand they leave, but after coming so far and seeing themselves as better humanity say no, and the Frontiers become a long lasting war.

In the end of the Frontier and it's war: Humanity won setting it self up in the continent, but destroyed a large portion of the land it was after (Which they don't even touch at this point due to the damaged), and entering a cold war with the Monster Empire.

Several years after the end of the Frontier War the player is a new arrival to damaged lands after hearing rumors of feral monsters within dungeons and wants to investigate. Upon entering the damaged lands the player ends up at a small village where monsters and humans can be friends.

Gameplay Wise:

The game would be played as somewhat a classic RPG. The player character during the game would gather supplies via approaching a tree, rock, etc and entering the menu to perform a certain event. The supplies could then be used to create a house or weapon.

Animated sprites would represent the monster girls and the player. Sometimes monster girls would appear in the village randomly to visit, or some would come an stay forever setting up shops or homes (The game would have a in-game clock cycling night, day, and evening).

The player could also go check out the dungeon and fight monster girls and use a recruit option when their weak to add them to their party (The player can romance their party members/villagers by simply talking to them or giving them items).

This is about it man.

>> No.13703545

>>13703490
Still doesn't change. Thank KC for saying that Alps can change into many of the succubi sub-types. I'll have Alps from all walks of life!

>> No.13703548

>>13703531
I'll wrestle my tongue back and forth in her mouth forever.

I'm glad this started as a way to jest anubisfucker.

>> No.13703549

>>13703471
They're all monsters who could be PCs. A Lich, a Lizardgirl, a Crow Tengu, an Elf, and other girls who could form a party. When we're not adventuring or lewding, we'll be researching new applications for magic and technology.

>> No.13703550

>>13703532
You really planned this out, didn't you?

>> No.13703553

>>13703528
Alright, that's pretty funny.

>>13703530
Agreed. Paizuri and Oral are at the very, very top for me. So good.

>> No.13703555

>>13703528
Shit man that sounds scary

>> No.13703556

>>13703528
Nice.

>> No.13703558

>>13703529
Anubis a best, I'd be happy with just one.

>>13703531
>>13703548
I'm not.

>> No.13703563

>>13703558
But would you?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KQoJo81lujk

>> No.13703568

>>13703563
Seriously, watching this just breaks my brain.

>> No.13703574

>>13703568
Watching it just makes me want to touch myself. Is that very bad?

>> No.13703575

>>13703471
Well, it took a while, but I think I thought up the perfect one monster harem for me. It took a lot of self reflection and thought about the impact of my choice, but I had to go with my heart.
All the mausbutt.

>> No.13703583

>>13703574
Maybeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>> No.13703584

>>13703528
so does this mean on your honey moon you start car jousting?

>> No.13703589

>>13703563
Oh god. Oh god, my head suddenly hurts
What is this immense pain?

>> No.13703591

>>13703558
Sure, you could have one, and live out your life in literally perfect, heavenly bliss.
But what happens if you have two? Now you've doubled that perfection. You've got two cute fluffy brown girls to cuddle with at night: one for each arm.
When one of them's going through emotional trouble, and you're not quite sure how to proceed, the other anubis is always there to help you both out.

And no matter how unlikely you are to remember one's birthday, if events do transpire that cause you to forget, the other one will already be there to remind you, planning a surprise trip or party for her partner.

Seriously, just get this image in your head. You're lying back on your bed, and you've got one anubis laying atop you with a hand each on your chest. One on the left, one on the right, faces just inches from yours, their cheeks rubbing together as they nuzzle each other, slowly crawling up your body so all three of you can indulge in a world of shared intimacy, pleasure and love. What's not to like?

>> No.13703606
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>>13703553
I have no idea why I like the idea of paizuri so much. Especially reciprocal 69 paizuri. Or the one where she lifts up your legs and places her breasts at just the right angle for dominance, or even sitting paizuri. I love it all.

>> No.13703611

>>13703591
Obviously there are infinite things to like.

I'd prefer the intimacy between just myself and one Anubis, no others, but I'm not going to lie and say that I don't see the obvious appeal to multiple, as you so straight-forwardly point out. Magnificent, and extremely tempting.

>> No.13703629

>>13703606
Paizuri a great, but I also love just about every other rubbing method from hotdogging to armpits.

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>>13703611
Such dedication, even in the face of such a marvellous prospect. Your love for your waifu is commendable.

You wouldn't be swayed from picking one even if the anubii were twins? Their bond is as close as any can be, and they've both known you since childhood. Could you pick one over the other, even knowing that they're both ready to give their heart and souls for you?
They're so close to one another, they practically share each others' thoughts.

Would you still turn them both down for just one?

>> No.13703635

>>13703629
>hotdogging
Yes. YES. Sub, Dom, or Switch? I'm a total sub.

>> No.13703644

>>13703635
Sub I guess, I want to hump a deadpan girl while she's doing somethign else in every way without her reacting before she's all covered in jizz and gives me a soft kiss as she stands up.

>> No.13703647

>>13703644
I want to recieve headpats from a kuudere lilim with an onee-san personality. And paizuri. And possibly tail pegging.

>> No.13703655

>>13703631
Well, in that particular situation, I likely would go with both, if that's what they would want too, which does seem to be the case. Twin fetish is pretty nice. Especially when combined with the stuff you talked about before.

It's just not my default, first-thing-my-brain-goes-to, ultimate fantasy.

>> No.13703672

>>13703647
And this is why people call you a faggot.

>> No.13703677

>>13703672
Pls no bully.

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>>13703647
I gotta say Lilim is an unusual kuudere pick. I prefer my demons genki good girls. For kuudere, I think I'd like a dolly. She could pretend to be a normal doll as sexual roleplay, or an undead girl could pretend to be a normal corpse.

>> No.13703682

>>13703679
You really do like unresponsive dere, don't you? It sounds a bit nice, especially when they do shower you in affection for doing so good.

>> No.13703694

>>13703682
I do, I do. I'm getting hard just thinking about fucking an unresponsive doll in the missionary position while hugging her hard and kissing her all over and breathing heavily in her ear. Then as I jizzed inside her she'd suddenly hug me back and wuietly qwhisper she loves me.

>> No.13703700

>>13703694
I know the feeling. I get all flustered and blushy when I think of my lilim mistress riding me slowly and passionately, tenderly kissing me and whispering sweet nothings and encouragements in my ear until I burst inside her. Then she leans down and kisses me until I almost run out of breath, and tells me I get a reward for being so good.

>> No.13703705

>>13703682
Not him, but that's always been pretty high tier for me too. It just seems like a natural progression from kuudere, which is almost at the very top for me.

>> No.13703708

>>13703700
>riding me slowly and passionately, tenderly kissing me and whispering sweet nothings and encouragements in my ear until I burst inside her
That sounds pretty deredere, man. 100% affectionate.

>> No.13703711

>>13703708
It's difficult so describe. But that's where the dere comes in, during lovemaking. Other times she's aloof but sweet. Hard to describe... Guess that guy was right. I really do need to write my story now.

>> No.13703717

>>13696760
>>13697003
So I have a serious question worth a billion points of answering...what happens if she gets out of her cloak? Is that even possible?

What if a male gets in her cloak?

>> No.13703738

Good night Anons, remember to serve your liege loyaly and avoid burning down the thread.
She can't collect the taxes if every things on fire...unless she's like a dragon or something.
I just spent the whole day going through crusader kings, gain three lands, lost them when I lost two kings right after each other forcing my 1 year old to run things and my regent to distribute my lands.
ALL of them.
Luckily the only folks who got them had no kids so I'm just playing the weighting game.

>> No.13703765

>>13703717
I assume that man trying to enter a married wendigo's cloak would get tossed out by her or her husband. As for being outside her cloak unless it gives her powers of some sort presumably she would just be more naked than usual without it

>> No.13703776

I want to hug a Kiki while she is cleaning

>> No.13703778

>>13703717
>What if a male gets in her cloak?
Imminent "marriage"

>> No.13703779

>>13703776

>She briefly considers telling you that she needs to keep cleaning before letting herself be hugged.

>> No.13703782

>you will never be trapped in a wendigos cloak with a yeti

>> No.13703784

>>13703778
That's what I wanted to know.

Maybe it's a bit like Alps? You become the Wendigo's female body.

>> No.13703785
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13703785

>>13696760
>KC in charge of not enabling monsterboys

>> No.13703789

I want to pet a Cheshire

>> No.13703790

>>13703784
And get violated by the thing inside it and have semen pumped into me like it was attached to a firehose until my mind breaks? Don't toy with my boner like that.

>> No.13703793

>>13703784
Nah, the wendigo makes you her husband

>> No.13703794

>>13703789
I want to slap her ass.

>> No.13703799

>>13703776
Me too. I'd love to cutely harass a Kiki while she tries to work.

>> No.13703802

>>13703793
And in the event she is already married, and the cloak is occupied, it's pretty certain she wouldn't allow you in to begin with. That's the way KC works, after all. Also, apparently there are some notes for her. Seems like there's four so far? Unless it's just parsed weird.

>> No.13703804

I want to be a dickass wizard that fucks with both order goons and monster sluts and has regular monsters for familiars.

>> No.13703811

>>13703804
What would your stance on semen vampires be? The ones that do it to survive and/or because their libido is too jacked up to fight it?

>> No.13703816

>>13703811
They better stay away from my wizard tower unless they want to find a poor man ripe for a blowjob who cums confetti when they try to suck them off.

>> No.13703823

>>13703816
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FT7F-DRsOis

>> No.13703826

>>13703785
It's been known since he started doing q&as. He likes monster people of all kinds and so there's ways to temporarily become one.

>> No.13703851

>You will never happen upon a group of chubby Walrus Girls, lying about lazily.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-XizvosHgHQ

>> No.13703858

>>13703851
I'm not sure I would want to, really. That cam is pretty cool, though.

>> No.13703870

>you will never brush your honeybee imoutos teeth

>> No.13703872

>>13703870
Honeybee Girls must have the fattest of abdomens.

>> No.13703876
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13703876

Does a Bee-girl sting you because she loves you, or because she hates you?

>> No.13703884

>>13703876
Can people be allergic to honeybee girl stings? Like imagine a honey bee girl stinging her crush and he dies in her arms from anaphylactic shock

>> No.13703885
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13703885

>>13703872
Karen certainly does.

>> No.13703892
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13703892

>>13703876
Because she loves you, duh.

>> No.13703894

>>13703885
Buzz buzz.

>> No.13703895

>>13703885
>Dat vulva
>Dat ass
I don't even know if I'd rather intercrural or hotdog her.

>> No.13703902

>>13703782
>Your Wendigo waifu will never lure one of the smug quartet into the cloak so she can watch you break them

>> No.13703904

>>13703876
How does fucking them on their back work? Wouldn't it put a shit tin of stress on their Abdomen thingy?

>> No.13703912

reminder

Wendigo 50
Alp 102
Dragon 50
Wurm 71
Spider 4 This is the true crime

>> No.13703914

>>13701031
Why do Shirohebis fill most of the pokeballs?

>> No.13703917

>>13703912
Wendigo's new what did you expect?

>> No.13703918

>>13703904
You have to do them prone while hugging the abdomen like a Tanuki's bushy tail.

>> No.13703920

>>13703912
>tfw Alp has been appearing more and more
>tfw AlpQuest is the most fun CYOA on AnonKun -- perhaps the most fun one I've ever participated in
>tfw I used to be an adamant Alp hater but now I think they're okay.

Send help.

>> No.13703923

>>13703917
You seem overly defensive.
>What did I expect
I had no expectations, nor did my post imply any. Not to do with Alps at least. I expect you fags to grow some taste and talk about based spidergirls more often I guess. Seriously, that surprised me though. I thought they got more mention.

>> No.13703925

>>13703912
>succub 63

pretty good tbh

>> No.13703927

>>13703912
Proof that ya'll just a bunch of Alps in denial here.

>> No.13703928

>>13703920
It's too late, enjoy your inevitable spade tail.

>> No.13703931

>>13703920
alps r gay lol

>> No.13703933

>>13703923
Last spider story I was was the one about the childhood friend one. I need muh fullbody spiderhugs

>> No.13703934

>>13703920
>tfw AlpQuest is the most fun CYOA on AnonKun -- perhaps the most fun one I've ever participated in
Who's the guy who said this last thread. I hate you. I hate you for peaking my curiosity and introducing me to this fun
I was curious damn it! I didn't mean I wanted to read it! I just peak in out of curiosity and I wanted to know what it was about and next thing you know it I'm caught up! Damn it!

>> No.13703937

>>13703923
It wasn't that I was on defence, I was just confused as to why you would add Wendigo since she was just introduced

>> No.13703940

>>13703912
Reminder that you're autistic.

>> No.13703941

>>13703937
Generally the newest girls get the most talk in the threads they're introduced with. I.e. Cupid, Mindflayer, Cait Sith, Wisp, they all got a fair amount of mentions in their thread, so I wanted to see how Alp stacked up to the newest. Doubles it, go figure.

>> No.13703949

Monstergirl Rappers when? Imagine the rap battles

>> No.13703952

>>13703941
Cupid got a lot of talk because curiosity plus the double arrows and the eventual translation
Mindflayer we got partial translation and explanations before the full on translation, so of course that would spark a lot of chat
Cait Sith is self explanatory
Wisp we got a translation for not long afterwards
And again, Wendigo just got introduced. A couple hours ago

>> No.13703958

>>13703952
Look, you say that, man, but it's got ~50 mentions. Clearly it's following the same trend.

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13703959

>>13703949
Word.

>> No.13703963

>>13703958
What trend? What is this trend?

>> No.13703969

>>13703949
Would a paladin rapping be the white raper for them

>> No.13703971

>>13703920
>>tfw Alp has been appearing more and more
Yandere Alp was the best Alp.

>> No.13703974

>>13703963
A glut of mentions for the newest girl. Think about it, 50 mentions of just a picture, likely another fifty once the tranlations come out. That's a respectable chunk, in relation to the activity surrounding other new monstergirls as they come out. Beign new works in her favor, not the other way around as you seem to think.

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13703976

"What are you doing in my territory, Anon?"

>> No.13703980

>>13703976
Who waxed her tits?

>> No.13703981

>>13703976
>Push her over
>Keep walking
Holy fuck look at those tiny hooves. How are her ankles not broken?

>> No.13703982

>>13703974
Anon. I ju- I don't even know what to say
You have way to much time. No one would notice this

>> No.13703984

>>13703976
>All that fucking top-heavy
>Little ass legs
How is she standing right now?

>> No.13703988

>>13703976
Door was open. How are you standing?

>> No.13703991

>>13703949
snoop dogggirl

>> No.13703992

>>13703982
I spend a lot of time in these threads, and have done for a while now. Is it really so strange for me to notice patterns?

>> No.13703998

>>13703992
Yes. I mean, a person can notice patterns. That's a give in
But to know how many posts of x? How many times x has been mentioned? Comparing the times x has been mentioned to y and z? In my book that warrants the title of "too much time on their hands"

>> No.13704003

>>13703998
Dude it didn't even take a minute ctrl F, man. It's not the most reliable but it gives a rough estimate.

>> No.13704004

>>13703998
nigger do you even ctrl+f?

>> No.13704007

>>13703998
Oh, and I think you meant given

>> No.13704010

>>13704003
>>13704004
But the thing is the fact that you don't have to do this. Jesus Christ I'm just thumbling for words trying to think of what to say
Why? Just why?

>>13704007
Yeah, that was my fault. It's late

>> No.13704012

>>13704010
You're right, there's so much more productive stuff that could be done in this thread like... like... uhh...

But seriously. Most folks are here because they're bored. And to be honest, I'm sure a lot of people are curious about how popular with waifu is versus other MGs.

>> No.13704013

I want to save a paladin from turning into a monster

>> No.13704014

>>13703949
>Hellhound signs up for a rap battle
>She goes first
>She just pounces on the guy and starts fucking him
>They finally get her attention after screaming at her for almost 10 straight minutes
>"What? What's wrong? What'd I do? You said rape battle, what am I doing wrong?"

>> No.13704015

>>13704010
Stop trying so hard mate.

>> No.13704019

You should be glad your monmusu waifu isnt talked as much here. Trust me, mine is a manticore.

>> No.13704021

>>13704013
I want to turn a monster into a paladin

>> No.13704026

>>13704012
Eh, I mostly don't care. Probably the reason why I don't understand

>> No.13704027

>>13704010
It's interesting to see what the trends are in mgg. I do this enough I might get a concrete grasp of the small cycles within the larger cycles within mgg. If I gave enough of a fuck it could be something like a cultural study of the habits of a pack of ~150 anonymous users who talk about mgs.

Also it should draw attention to all the alp forcing, and hopefully bring a more level balance to the thread. Something like, "Hey I'm starting to sound like a broken record here. Lets talk about something else. Like mimics."

A man can dream. Honestly I don't have such an invested interest I'm just bored.

>> No.13704028

>>13704019
I don't think most people hate Manticores in themselves.
They just hate how much they've become oversaturated and associated with HIM after some time.

I still like them.

>> No.13704029

>>13704014
Like he won't rap while getting raped

>> No.13704034

>>13704027
Eh, when you're bored you're bored. You do the knarliest things when you're bored
I just made pancakes with some French toast and eggs not too long ago because I was bored. And it's pretty late

>> No.13704035

>>13704010
>Why? Just why?
You're on /mgg/. Autismal posturing and backpedaling is normal and you're a tryhard having a tantrum if you think it's weird.

>> No.13704037

>>13704021
But that is haram

>> No.13704041

>>13704035
But he's not having a tantrum. He just doesn't understand
Trust me. You learn the differences between "I don't understand" and "throwing a tantrum"

>> No.13704042

>>13704028
New anon here, who is "him"?

>> No.13704044

>>13704042
>He doesn't know Him
You poor child. You're better off not knowing who He is

>> No.13704046

>>13704034
You're sitting on your ass starting at this thread. Unless you're too poor for a chair and are air squatting and workin' on dose gainz, the only muscle left to flex is the brain. And there's no such thing as useless knowledge. What if the DL tore open a portal to your room and said
>"Predict the most likely occurrence after the announcement of MG X, and I will turn this land into a demon realm."
Your surrender toast won't help you now.

>> No.13704052

>>13704044
You are just been mean now, just tell me pls. Is it bobanon?

>> No.13704053

>>13704046
>I will turn this land into a demon realm
Off-topic, do you consider this something to strive for, or something you'd sure try to dodge?

>> No.13704055

>You can't have more than 1 monster girl waifu.
Hell isn't a bad place to go in the monster girl universe so why can't this happen mgg?

>> No.13704057

>>13704052
Well, if you must
A long time ago, in a thread far fa- fuck, I'm too tired for this
Something something Bob something something .Less something something yada yada over-saturation

>> No.13704059

>>13704046
I don't know, French toast is pretty great

>> No.13704061

>>13704053
I live in australia. This is already a demon realm minus the waifus and fun. Every one is still fucking every one else over, so it makes practically no difference to me. I'd take the deal for a nice wight waifu.

>>13704059
>Anon conquers the high profile demon girls with his surrender bread mastery
I can see it

>> No.13704064

>>13704057
I see, thanks for educated me.

>> No.13704071

>>13704055
Well, you need to think about harem composition, the number you can handle, so on and so forth. Some MGs like Unicorns and Shirohebis are very much against harems, and the latter is likely to make you unable to be attracted to the other members with her white flame thing. Others promote it, like Beelzebubs and Bicorns. Some types of MGs don't get along, or will act up in different ways. A Lich isn't going to like spending time around a bunch of hyperactive goblins that keep breaking shit in her lab. You need to think about how much time you can spend with each, and how much attention each waifu deserves. But if you're scheduling your love on wholesale, is it really worth it?

>> No.13704073

>>13704061
Hey man, you underestimate the power of a good breakfast
Some fluffy pancaked with butter, freshly sliced French Toast, scrambled eggs, or an omelette for those who're hungry, an a nice thick slive of ham. All with some nice maple syrup. Not that sugar bullshit you buy in stores. The real deal. Come up North if you want to know what I'm talking about
And to drink? eh, depends. Some go orange juice, others go hot cocoa or just milk. I'm not picky

>> No.13704086

I want to teach monsters how to dougie

>> No.13704087

>>13704086
How to what?

>> No.13704092

>>13704087
to dougie

>> No.13704093

>>13704092
The hell's that? Some sort of sex position reminiscent to doggy style but foreign?

>> No.13704094

>>13704073
Bitch please, real men just drink the syrup.

>> No.13704096

>>13704094
My Canadian brother

>> No.13704097

>>13704094
>Bitch please, fat men just drink the syrup.
ftfy

>> No.13704098

>>13704094
>>13704096
We have grown strong on the blood of the trees.

>> No.13704099

>>13704093
All you need is a beat that's super bumpin
And for you, you, and you to back it up and dump it!
Put your arms out front, lean side to side
They gonna be on you when they see you hit dat dougie

>> No.13704100

>>13704096
I wish. I'm about 1000miles south of manhood. Live my dream, brother.

>> No.13704103

>>13704097
>He never licked the plate after having a stack of pancakes as to not waste a single drop of maple syrup
Americans. What miserable childhoods you must have

>> No.13704105

>>13704100
Oh course, my brother. You at least have the maple where you are, right?

>> No.13704109

>>13704103
Oh I've done that, but I've never poured myself a mug of syrup and gone to town on it. Also,
>American

>> No.13704110

>>13704098
New headcannon: dryrad's taste like maple syrup.

>> No.13704111

>>13704105
I pay far too much for it, but yes. One taste and you never go back.

>> No.13704114

>>13704109
Oh no, it's just a metaphor. We don't actually pour mugs of maple syrup at least, that's what we tell you, we just drown things in it. Stack of pancakes with butter? Drown it.
Waffles? Drown it.
French Toast? Drown it. Also
>American
Sorry. It's kind of impulse now

>> No.13704115

>>13704110
B-but Dryads are shit. This doesn't change that. R-right?

>> No.13704119

>>13704114
Well if you're doing it right, you always finish your food with a bit extra. And it would be a shame to let any go to waste.

>> No.13704120

>>13704111
Brother you don't understand how much I want to ship you some maple syrup so you don't have to pay a dime. But alas

>> No.13704121

>>13704110
Honeybees taste like honey.

>> No.13704123

>>13704119
That's what I mean by drown it. Drowning it = extra
This isn't metaphorical drowning here

>> No.13704134

>>13704123
Meant to quote:
>>13704109

>>13704121
Son, if you're putting honey on pancakes I'm going to have to seriously question your upbringing. Are you parents aware of your perversion?

>>13704120
I'm grateful for the thought. May the maple trees always flow.

>> No.13704136

>>13704134
May the maple trees always flow.

>> No.13704137

I wonder how hard it would be, being a teacher in MGC

>> No.13704139

>>13704137
I assume that would depend on whether or not you were married.

>> No.13704143

>>13704134
Who said anything about putting honey on pancakes? I meant to imply that honeybees would taste of honey down there.

>> No.13704144

>>13704137
If you're married: Easy
If you're not: Depends on what grades your teaching

>> No.13704146

>>13704143
I'm worried about you, Anon. I'm here if you ever need someone to talk to.

>> No.13704148

>>13704139
Let's go hard mode Unmarried
>>13704144
Highschoolers

>> No.13704151

>>13704148
>Highschoolers
Well, if you were still a virgin you bet your ass you aren't anymore

>> No.13704153

>>13704146
What's wrong with suckling at a honoeybee's honeypot?

>> No.13704155

>>13704151
Simple teach something boring to them like History

>> No.13704158

>>13704155
I guess the subject doesn't really talk about the sex lives of people in each period. But if MGs were keeping the books it would.

>> No.13704159

>>13704148
This might earn me a lot of hate, but my head cannon doesn't do the whole grown man and barely of age girl thing. I would prefer someone closer to my life experience. This of course assumes I am an older version of my current self.

>> No.13704165

>>13704158
Okay math, that would have little chance for sex and the more advanced the class amount of MGs lower

>> No.13704172

>>13704165
Well, can't argue that advanced math saps your libido. But they might use it as a chance to ask you to tutor them after class. Which backfires when all the girls show up and nobody can make a move.

>> No.13704179

>>13704172
Pull out the tiny dry erase boards and a marker, time to teach some trig, if I redirect the their urge for sex into learning our school would have the highest marks

>> No.13704185

>>13704179
>Turning the power of sex towards self improvement
You make all spiral beings proud anon.

>> No.13704187

>>13704185
A sober and focused mind can do wonders

>> No.13704206
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13704206

This Gazer walks up to you and steals your first kiss.
What is your response?

>> No.13704207

>>13703914
Highest probability of acquiring one due to them coming in packs of 20-30 for every Ryu orb.
Most come in packs or sets, like a Lilim orb that comes with 2 Dark Priests or a Pharaoh that comes with the entire Desrt MG theme set.
>How does that work for Sandworm
Her orb is the size of a medium dog despite being a mini.

>> No.13704212

>>13704206
Kiss her harder

>> No.13704213

>>13704206
Shove her down and call her a slut.

>> No.13704214

>>13704206
I pop her black cherry using her own slime as lube, and pull on her stalks the whole time. And then cuddle her after I'm done making her ass sore.

>> No.13704216

>>13704206
Cockslap her in the eye until I come, in her eye.

>> No.13704219

>>13704206
Make her take responsibility

>> No.13704222

>>13704206
Kiss her back in the eye(s), Infecting her with conjunctivitis.

>> No.13704225

speaking of Gazers any good stories

>> No.13704233

Any monster girl unless specifically stated may have any type of body-shape including lean, buxom, healthy, fit, loli, oppai, oppai-loli and more despite their appearance in their profile picture.

>> No.13704237

>>13704206
Did EYE take you fancy? I admit, I'm quite the LOOKER.

>> No.13704238

>>13704233
L O L I K A D E
O
L
I
K
A
D
E

>> No.13704240

>>13704233
Yes, and...?

>> No.13704241

>>13704233
You forgot pear.

>> No.13704245
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>>13704241
I want to ream a hippy Succubus' rectum.

>> No.13704247

>>13704206
>that flat little chest
>those delicious plump thighs
>those childbearing hips
>that natural ZR
>that huge bushy tail
Gazer is so perfect.

>> No.13704250

>>13704247
Shame there's so few stories of them.

>> No.13704263

>>13704250
I blame gamer gazer. That fat bitch.

>> No.13704275
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13704275

I want to put vibrators on her antennae.
I want to deeply inhale her strong musk.
I want to eat her chitin after she molts.
I want to tickle all of her feet with a feather.
I want to lick her venom glands.
I want a creepy crawly.

>> No.13704279

>>13704275
Creepy crawly musk is inferior to lewd sexual musk of the tall, skinny, loli ferret girls.

>> No.13704285

>>13704275
That's a serious case of stinkbug fewer you got there.

>> No.13704287

>>13704275
Gross.

>> No.13704290

>>13704275
You forgot "impregnating with creepy crawly daughterus."

>> No.13704292

>>13704275
I want her to leglock me while we kiss.

>> No.13704299

I want to hug an elf

>> No.13704308

>>13704299
>>13704292
I want:178

>> No.13704310
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13704310

>>13704299
I want to marry and lovingly impregnate an elf.

>> No.13704311

>>13704308
You mean 179.

>> No.13704312

>>13704310
I'm confused, why is that sword dressed in bridal gear?

>> No.13704317

>>13704311
I wasn't counting my own post because it wasn't posted yet so it didn't contribute the the number

>> No.13704318

>>13704299
I want to grind my dick against an elf's ass while pinning her face-down in the grass.
Those stupid sexy leathers hug their bodies in all the right places.

>> No.13704319

>>13704312
>sword
It's clearly a robutt spider.

>> No.13704321

I want an elf to ask me to dom her and then tell her no

>> No.13704323

>>13704321
She's into denial play.

>> No.13704325

>>13704299
I want to capture and traffic in elves.

>> No.13704327

Spiders need more love, always hug one

>> No.13704328
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13704328

>>13704310
I want to marry and then lovingly impregnate a Dragon.

>> No.13704329

>>13704279
Prove it, bitch.

>> No.13704332

>>13704325
I want to assemble a crack team to take down your slavery ring.

>> No.13704333

>>13704328
>>13704327
Now here's people who make sense.

>> No.13704336

>>13704329
Disprove it, nerd. Ferret's musk is designed to attract mates. Stinky centipede just stinks!

>> No.13704337

>>13704332
Crack team? Like a group of Wyverns in color coded latex?

>> No.13704339

>>13704323
GODDAMMIT IT ELVES

>> No.13704340

>>13704332
I want to purchase one of his premium virgin unmindbroken elf slaves and force her to marry me.

>> No.13704341

>>13704336
>disprove it
That's not how it works, jock.

>> No.13704342

>>13704332
You'd fail And then get sold too.

>> No.13704343

>>13704333
I just want a nice gentle spider to help me get over my Arachnophobia

>> No.13704345

>>13704341
You would know, dork.

>> No.13704346
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>>13704345
Wussat? You wanna piece of this?

>> No.13704347

Does your waifu like coke or pepsi?

>> No.13704349

>>13704347
My waifu drinks Fanta.

>> No.13704350

>>13704346
I wanna hug dat

>> No.13704352

>>13704346
That monoeye seems to be leaking.

>> No.13704353

>>13704346
Yeah, that's just my slice of pie if you get what I mean.

>>13704347
Pepsi, and I will never understand why. I will never know what is going on in her head. Her thoughts are an enigma.

>> No.13704354

>>13704346
I want all of it, no sloppy seconds for me please.

>> No.13704358

I want to take a cyclops on a fancy date, then kiss her after walking her home

>> No.13704359

>>13704346
All pieces, in fact.

>> No.13704366

>>13704354
>>13704359
Even her fujoshi bits?

>> No.13704368
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13704368

I was watching The Nostalgia Critic's review of the original Jurassic Park, and there was a scene where one of the raptors said
>Hey, did you hear about Andrea's spontaneous sex change?
It's funny how coincidences work, huh.

>> No.13704371

I want to go to a Monster Girl comedian's show

>> No.13704373

>>13704371
Kill yourself. Charon will give you an endless show.

>> No.13704377

>>13704327
This poster is a spider in disguise

>> No.13704381

>>13704373
Well that would be fun but maybe when I die naturally that can happen

>> No.13704383
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>>13704346
Is that ganmarei? He makes great monoeyes.

>> No.13704384

>>13704377
Spiders are cutest MG m8

>> No.13704387

Don't bully a Monoeye

>> No.13704390
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>>13704384
BEHOLD!

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>>13704384
I wanna put it in her spinneret.

>> No.13704394

>>13704384
>cutest
>not wendigos
You wanna fucking go dingbat I'll smash you upside the gulliver.

>> No.13704395

>>13704387
Then who?

>> No.13704400
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>>13704387
Always bully a Monoeye

>> No.13704402

>>13704395
Dragon. Just find one that's a little tsun and you can tease her with affection.

>> No.13704403

>>13704390
2furry but still adorable
>>13704392
More like it and still cute
>>13704394
No fighting just accept it

>> No.13704404

>>13704383
He should make a monoeye doujin already.

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>>13704402
You know what the best kind of dragon to bully is?

>> No.13704408

>>13704400
I'll bully her womb.

>> No.13704411

>>13704395
No one because bullying is wrong
>>13704400
They should get respect

>> No.13704413

>>13704407
Gold.

>> No.13704414

>>13704368
Did he get funny again, or is it still forced?

>> No.13704417
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>>13704411
>They should get respect
Why should I respect a filthy subhuman?

>> No.13704418

>>13704408
By that you mean you'd use condoms and deny her womb the energy that would otherwise flood it?

>> No.13704421

>>13704417
Because everyone deserves respect

>> No.13704427

>>13704418
The symbol of a tied of condom being flushed down the toilet in an ad made to promote denial bullying has caused major uproar and riots, and many stores in MGC have refused to carry the items.
More at eleven.

>> No.13704429
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>>13704421
No, subhumans deserve punishment.

>> No.13704430

>>13704418
No, I'll deliberately buy supplements and hold off on masturbating so I can force load after load into her disgusting womb.

>> No.13704433

>>13704421
That is a lie.

>> No.13704437

>>13704430
I think your genius plan could use some more deliberation.

>> No.13704439

>>13704429
The only thing monoeyes deserve is love. That and teasing.

>> No.13704440

>>13704430
Great idea dude, she'll be moaning in pain and shame after the first couple of shots. You should do that every day to make sure she gets pregnant and force her to keep your rape baby.

>> No.13704441

>>13704437
My plan is to knock her up and then leave. So she has to raise her child all by herself.

>> No.13704446

>>13704441
You just went full nigger.

>> No.13704454

>>13704446
>not wanting to knock up young, impressionable monoeye lolis by pretending to love them and running off once it's too late to abort
Shit taste.

>> No.13704458

>>13704346
I really don't like mono eyes. I'd be fine if they weren't all such massive M sluts, who would gladly drop a relationship with you to wallow in filth for a literal pig with a whip in it's mouth. I mean it's fun to fap to once in a blue moon, but a long term relationship isn't viable when you're out on a date with her and she accidentally bumps into a guy an creams herself when he calls her a whore and then runs after him. And I don't have it in me to keep her on a literal choke leash so she doesn't stray too far like the dumb animal she is because I just don't have those hard S tendencies.

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>>13704439
And lots and lots of bullying.

>> No.13704500

>>13704466
YOU TEASE

>> No.13704534

>Mono eye discussion killed the thread
Typical subhumans.

>> No.13704545

>>13704534
I want to rub Gazer eye stalks

>> No.13704546
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>>13704534
>subhumans
You mean subsubelves

>> No.13704551

>>13704546
Elves are olev. Better than human women by a set of delicious, nibble-able pointy ears and longevity. Mono eye'd subhumans are just human women but worse, missing an eye. They don't even get eyepatches.

>> No.13704553

>>13704546
I want to court that elf and show her elves aren't the best and are equal to humans

>> No.13704556

I'm gonna cum into a Gazer's eyes.

>> No.13704557
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>>13704553
>I want an elf to mock me and my tiny human penis
FTFY

>> No.13704561

>>13704557
Get this pale-ie away from me. I want to be mocked and dominated by an Elf, but her skin needs to be darker than mine. I can't get into it otherwise.

>> No.13704565

>>13704557
yfw hers is bigger

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>>13704565

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>>13704561
You're a second too late.

>> No.13704577

>>13704557
I will court the shit out of her, just raping her make it her win, I have to court her to win this

>> No.13704583

>>13704577
So if you rape an elf you are just playing into their game and they win?

>> No.13704598

>>13704557
>Seduce her so damn hard it took a month to hold hands
>We even get married before fucking
>On the verge of penetration with my tiny human cock on our honeymoon, she's all blushing and heart-eyed
>"Nah."
>Do my pants up, go grab a drink
>She's left hurt and needing, her heart and mind mine, but not her body
>Leaving isn't even an option so she's forced to swallow her elven pride and beg for my tiny human dick
>Give her the tiny human dick

Why do I even have a tiny human dick? I'm easily an inch or two above the average, and elf males are bitchboys, so where did she get this idea of what tiny is?

>> No.13704602

>>13704598
Manga.

>> No.13704603

>>13704598
>so where did she get this idea of what tiny is?
ORCS

>> No.13704606

>>13704598
>I'm easily an inch or two above the average
Suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure.

>> No.13704607

>>13704603
>Raped so hard things like orc cock size and length are genetically programmed
I'm spanking a p'orc for this travesty.

>>13704606
Not hard, isn't the global average like 5'5?

>> No.13704613

>>13704607
Micropenis pls

>> No.13704614

I want an elf to stalk me

>> No.13704619

>>13704613
>microbenis
Want me to come over there and cock slap you with my fifty inch dong, m8?

>> No.13704621

>>13704619
>fifty inch
>not having a fifty parsec song
Microsoft pls

>> No.13704622

>>13704621
dong*

>> No.13704625

>>13704621
>Fifty parsec
nigger who are yo ueven going to fit inside at that point? Atleast I can stay hard for fifty lightyears.

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>>13704625
>who are yo ueven going to fit inside at that point?
You're mums fat arse lol

>> No.13704635

>>13704633
:^) not if she fits in urs 1st m8

>> No.13704638

>>13704635
My butthole is too tight and my sphincter control too honed.

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Rub a dub dub,
A crab in your tub,
Let her give you a scrub?

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>18 Summer's you've lived on this massive plateau with your family and the rest of the village
>5 Summer's you've had the help of your family to protect against the dreaded Harpy Mating Season
>But not this time, it was your family's turn to lead the convoy off to trade with the other villages and bring back supplies
>So they left you behind to tend to everything in their stead
>Unfortunately you can't just hide inside for them to return since there's a large amount of responsibilities to deal with
>Luckily the house and cellar have already been boarded up and prepared for any moments you need to flee in terror
>Even better the weather is cooperating with you by raining hard enough to keep harpies off your back but light enough not to be a hindrance to your work
>You're certain you'll avoid being abducted or raped
>At least, that's what you were thinking before you looked up to see a large Crow Tengu staring at you from the limb of a tree
>Which was your que to flee in terror back to the house
>Except she was already in front of you by the time you had turned to run
>Reasoning with her would be impossible but you knew how to deal with Crow Tengu's
>"Get away from me you disgusting evil bird! I'd never want to mate with a gross beast like you!"
>She stops advancing towards you
>You can't believe that worked, now she thinks you're some kind of village villain and not worth abducting
>Except now she's crying, crying so hard that you can see it through the rain
>And now she's on the ground weeping, saying of course you wouldn't want to mate with a freak like her
>You're not used to acting like a dick so this has never really happened before
>Now you feel like a fuck for making a girl cry
>You slowly head toward the house and yell back to her that you didn't mean it and you feel bad for making her cry
>Which she responds to with a sly grin and flying headlong in your direction
>Clevah gir--*sounds of abduction*
>And that's how I met your mother

>> No.13704649

>>13704638
I always wondered if you could fuck some one who has their ass clenched with the fury of a thousand suns. Like, would it even work? How tight is a fairy's ass?

>>13704645
Don't spoiler your punchlines, surprise boxes are the first things I chek.

>> No.13704650

>>13704641
I would give her a scrub and a rub in the tub

>> No.13704653

>>13704645
I would have stripped and run straight at her.

>> No.13704656
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>>13704649
Jokes on you, the punchline was before the spoiler.

>> No.13704660

>>13704645
Crow Tengu motheru? Nice?

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>>13704649
>Don't spoiler your punchlines
I'll spoiler whatever I damn well please.

>> No.13704667

>>13704645
>You slowly head toward the house
Dense motherfucker, never turn your back on a predator. That said I'd probably invite the harpy in if she was cute.

>> No.13704669

>>13704660
Crow Tengus would make great mothers.

>> No.13704675

>>13704656
Yeah, nobody would ever feel sympathy for a feathered freak like a crown tengu.

>> No.13704676

If you could remake a music video with monster girls which would you choose?

>> No.13704677

>>13704675
Don't say mean things about a man's waifu.

>> No.13704680

>>13704664
>Spoiling best girl
You fucking wat m8?

>> No.13704683

>>13704676
this with a cheshire I wanna hear her say stick it in ze boot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zuDtACzKGRs

>> No.13704684

>>13704676
Probably something with lots of twerking, put a Wight in there for that undead booty.

>> No.13704686

>>13704680
>best girl
But anon, that's not Chiyoko.Mostly.

>> No.13704687
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13704687

Slimes a best, would you play with those ears?

>> No.13704688

>>13704684
>twerking
Shit taste detected

>>13704676
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oUtKNtJlUM4
With undead grills.

>> No.13704689

>>13704687
I'd all of that everything

>> No.13704692

>>13704677
>implying anyone would waifu a crow tengu

And I thought I was being funny. Top shelf mate.

>> No.13704694

>>13704676
Thriller, zombiesgirls

>> No.13704699

>>13704692
It's been proven that crow tengus are top tier waifus.

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>>13704687
Slimes can be anything you want them to be, they can even take the form of a knife ear if you want to do some rape roleplay.

>> No.13704709

>>13704704
>Rollplaying being raped by your slime elf waifu
Hng

>> No.13704713

>>13704704
I thank you for the wonderful image my friend

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>>13704699
Anon, pls.

It's starting to hurt.

>> No.13704718

>>13704676
Girls on film
>jabberwock and kraken pillow fight
>hinezumi sumo match
>apsara milk massaging
>holstaur cowgirl
>dullahan falling into a pool and a lifeguard rescuing her head
>lilim wrestling with a slime girl

>> No.13704719

>>13704715
This makes me think of a Flea Girl for some reason.

>> No.13704721

>>13704715
It's not my fault you have shit taste and can't see the errors of your ways.

>> No.13704723

>>13704676
None, I don't want them degenerate.

>> No.13704725

>>13703927
What do you mean "in denial"?

>> No.13704746

https://youtu.be/V-BBt29m0I8?t=169

>TFW no Vampire vs Wendigo fight to this scene

>> No.13704747

>>13704557
I want this so bad.
http://exhentai.org/s/198be9fe00/630236-42

>> No.13704751

>>13702474
>Get the man some modern movies or something because he needs to know how people talk
They whisper really loud for dramatic effect?

>> No.13704756

>>13704746
>autistic japanese Wendigo vs angry lesbian Vampire

>> No.13704757

>>13704715
If I remove her eyepatch, will she rape my finger?

>> No.13704758

Gonna court the haughtiest elf

>> No.13704770

So dead... nobody around to hear me sing.

STANDING

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