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Dullahan are love so don't bully

>>13695610
First post was here.
We'll use this one.

Mint chocolate chip ice cream is best ice cream

>>13695609
>Late by one second
WEEEEEELLL

In the previous thread:

Anonwilly writes Lost at Sea. Why settle for any other monstergirl when a slime can morph herself into them all?
Evil waifus make for good waifus.
Anon draws a tiny ushi wrestling with a hand... I think. I'm not sure if it's old, but I'll include it anyway, because it's cute.
Also drawn: A kikimora who really wants her master to drink his drink.
Another Anon "draws" a beautiful baby oomukade and Kuato the mindflayer.
And again, yet another Anon draws swole kikimora attempting to dominate her master. And a catgirl on a journey. On the same piece of paper. Did I become terrible at this recap thing, or do you artists just not like signing your work? Kids these days.
PERFECT IVs AND GRAPHS.
The Dark Tower is a weird series. Lobstrosity girls when?
Mindthegap writes the first chapter of Monstrous Endevour. A fool attends MGC Uni, and meets Iggy.
Nameless drawfag who really likes yellow draws fabulous miniwurm and miniryu scarves. And the ultimate paladin.
Teenage monstergirls rebel against their nature.
Alpanon updates chapter 11 of Vertex.
Jezeb- Chastity Virgo, the Red Paladin Ranger, fights for justice.
/mgt/ runs into the Khepri Street Squad late at night.
LLLUUU his story. P.I. Dennis Maxwell comes face to face with Mimsy, the mousegirl pimp.
Anon has an encounter with a hellhound, and is saved by Rai, the foo dog-girl.

I'm not dead. But if I was, it'd probably free up more time for me to browse the monstergirl threads.

>>13695610
If they didn't want to get bullied they shouldn't have detachable heads that lend themselves so well to bullying.

>>13695598
>If she doesn't make you breakfast then you can just raid the fridge. And take her wallet.
So basically any relationship where the girl makes the money

>>13695621
Yeah, it was because I check to see if there was a new one each time. If I could I would have actually deleted this one, since I was late, but I hear that doesn't work anymore.

>>13695625
>fool
>Iggy

Huehuehuehue

I've got a few new ideas for Fallout Monstergirl. Just give me a minute to write 'em up.
Don't worry, I'm not gonna use fallout pictures. I think I'll do what that guy suggested and use the closest monstergirl counterpart.

>>13695630
The wallet snatching part happens in such relationships?

>>13695644
Bracing for Cazadors.

So what was the difference between the blogspot and the wordpress?

I wonder what kind of monstergirls would run a convenience store

I want to snatch a Wurm's wallet only to find that it has no money and instead has lots of coupons for pizza and a weird amount of cropped images of pies.

>>13695653

I hope they spawn on top of me just like in Honest Hearts.

>>13695625
>Mindthegap writes the first chapter of Monstrous Endevour. A fool attends MGC Uni, and meets Iggy.
Wait that got redone? Shit, gonna have to take a look'it that.

>no ushi-oni waifu to get jealous of your daughteru's ability to be a ushi-oni backback then tries to do it anyways, pinning you to the floor

>>13695654
Basically nothing.

What's the greatest gift your waifu has ever given you?

Hard Mode: After your Daughteru

>>13695654

Wordpress generally had manga/anime updates before they hit the blogspot or exclusively. Blogspot sometimes caught a writing update that the wordpress missed. But generally >>13695672

>>13695670
>Not getting gains so you can support your waifu on your back

You failure of a man, I hope you alp

>>13695653
>>13695665
Someone already did Cazadors. And deathclaws for that matter.

>>13695663
Find a bunch of fake money she drew with a wurm on them and handmade coupons for 1 free hug or back rub

>>13695493
>Not knowing basedest movie ever
Even just quoting lines makes me giggle like a little girl

>>13695520
>>13695522
We need more dollarhams at odds with their bodies.

>>13695675
Her heart and kindness.

>>13695656
Do we have any Indian inspired monstergirls?

If not a nocturnal or undead monster girl. Mainly due to long shifts and not having to exert themselves too much for the latter. Alternatively a Jorou-Gumo. Who is very friendly in the day but can be a tough cookie in the day. Heaven help you if she thinks you're shoptlifting.

>>13695681
No I do know that I posted bad wrong on purpose but that was hours from the the reply

>>13695680
>coupons for 1 free hug or back rub
I'll take it.

>>13695656
Aside from the obvious tanuki? Depends on what kind of store:
>Whole foods: A hippie wood elf
>Liquor store: A surprisingly friendly Oni
>Mini-mart: A younger Holstaurus whose family runs a farm
>Smoke shop: Stoner Alraune

What MG would like war gaming?

>>13695675
The promise that her soul belongs to be just as much as it does to her, from now and for beyond death.
That, and a cool robot figurine.

>>13695692
>Red oni that's like a genderswapped based old man with tonnes of stories and always up to give you a hand hauling crates of beet into your car
>Plenty of stores in the neighborhood have been vandalised and broken into, but never this one. She's too widely respected.
>Helps out the neighborhood all the time
>Even gives the local hoodlems a handup when they really need it.

>>13695697
Nerdy Echidna
Lich
Arachne family members who get off on outmaneuvering their opponents and symbolically 'trapping' them
Leanan Sidhe for the painting figurines
Certain Lilims
Anubis
Pharaoh
Apophis

PIZZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA IN THE MORNING!
PIZZA IN THE EVENING!
PIZZA AT SUPPERTIME!
WHEN PIZZA'S ON A BAROMETZ YOU CAN EAT PIZZA ANYTIME!

>>13695644
Looking forward to them.

>>13695675
Everlasting life and love.

>>13695679
I really like Deathclaw girls, man. I don't know why, since I don't really care for overly aggressive types to begin with. I'd love the fuck out of Rawr in MG form.

>>13695697
Alps that browse /tg/

>>13695709
Oh, and Sphinx maybe. Lot of Desert MGs it seems.

>>13695713
I want a gaming group of them.

>>13695656
Bromont's Christmas Yuki-Onna story had a cute, country Yeti shopkeeper

https://archive.moe/a/thread/118762720/#118775215_174

>>13695709
Fucking necrons goddammit.
Course they might opt for thousand sons too.

>>13695675
They're not real.

>>13695675
her love

>>13695713
Alps are so blank i can't figure who they'd play.

>>13695729
The same as you. And me.

>>13695729
I would like Marche to leave

>>13695713
Why though?

>>13695675
She doesn't exist.

>>13695709
Martially minded ones for the strategy practice

>>13695741
Too bad.

Monster girls are and never will be real.

>>13695742
because they are dorks and nerds

I want to wear a slime

So how do you guys feel about literal fanfiction? Literal Fallout based fan fiction?

>>13695710
I'd rather eat the Barometz.

>>13695644
After the Great Monster/Human War, several new and bizarre types of Monstergirl emerged, and of those new breeds the Bloatfly is by one of the most common (After Radroaches). Formerly Beelzebubs, they've been twisted heavily by a combination of Demonic Energy and Radiation, Increasing the size of their bodies and wings. The name "Bloatfly" has a rather simple origin: When they are born, Bloatflies have incredibly strong metabolisms, requiring them to consume massive amounts of food to survive, but when they reach sexual maturity, this metabolism weakens, yet their ravenous hunger does not. Though they still have the strongest metabolism in the wasteland, Bloatflies will still eat more than they need, resulting in all members of the species to be what some wastelanders (mostly their husbands) describe as "pleasantly chubby". They are much faster than their chubby frame would suggest however, capable of moving rather quickly to secure men that strike their fancy. A Bloatfly's stinger is capable of being launched, and contains an aphrodisiac poison on par with a manticore, which keeps the man's endurance and "production" up for great periods of time, as well as causing the victim to become cripplingly aroused. Bloatflies use this stinger to capture a husband, who will be taken to a secluded place and raped. A Bloatfly's hunger shines through greatest in the bedroom, and until her lust is sated, she will not let her chosen husband go, a process that can take several hours. Bloatflies mate for life, and are fiercely protective of their mates, however, they are far from the strongest creatures in the wasteland and often rely on either their many sisters or hired mercenaries to protect their camps.
Just imagine a taller, chubbier version of the Beelzebub without the crown and you've got a bloatfly.

>>13695754
Eh...

Post an excerpt. Depending on how shit it is, I might have to kick your ass. Or not.

>>13695754
Indifferent.

>>13695754
Don't care.

If you want to write it go ahead.

>>13695751
Anon, it's going to make you do increasingly lewd things to feed off of the chemicals in your brain, until you won't be able to recognize yourself in the mirror anymore.

>>13695754
Krew motherfucker.

>>13695675
A safe quiet place to be a NEET inside.

>>13695754
Fanfiction sucks most of the time.
Also, it's based on FO1, 2 and/or NV, right???

>>13695757
Sign me up.

>>13695767
I wouldn't have the slime go over my head

I wanna hug a tsundere Succubus

>>13695760
I've got a bit of greentext I'm thinking of working into prose. Want an excerpt from that?

>>13695772
nv And when I say fan fiction, it's in respect to the blank slate MC and no named characters.

>>13695785
Sure, why not.

>>13695754
It depends. I'll read something nice involving a MG form creature from it, but not with actual characters from the series.

>>13695757
Huh. That's pretty cool. It seems to be pretty hard to wind up with a bad Fallout MG, at this rate.

>>13695784
Too bad they're not real

>>13695784
I wanna call a Succubus a "Succubutts" straight to her face

>>13695797
They'd probably offer you a better view of their succubutts.

>>13695797
I wanna tell a succubus, after having sex with her, that I've felt more pleasure from masturbation.

>>13695790
>>13695791
>You reload your gun, and put it away again, rifling around the place for something to eat
>You find a can of something, the label long since peeled off, and you pull out a knife, gouging a hole in it
>You tip the contents into your mouth, and the goopy, familiar gravy of steak and beans meets your tastebuds, your intense hunger making you drool for even this
>A heavy foot crushes the glass you avoided not too long ago, and you whirl, 9mm in your hands before you can even think
>A few bits of steak and gravy stick to your cheek as you throw down the can
>Before the figure even solidifies in your sight as anything more than a peripheral blurr, you've unloaded thee shots into its giant center mass
>The figure leans against the broken wall of the station, arms crossed, twice your height, lithe and voluptuous, just as wide as you are, looming , far too tall had this station still had its roof whole
>The three bullets fall to the floor leaving behind little more than a weeping bruise
>You begin to shake as you take in the digitigrade legs, hard with leathery scales which soften into the toned, muscled thighs of a woman, her bald pussy bare, and glistening with beads of sweat and excitement. the sweat-slicked sun-baked, rock solid abs, going up to round, soft, perky breasts, large enough to make a brahmin girl jealous
>Your eyes travel up, to the sharp, sharklike teeth in her grinning maw, and the playful, bright, intelligent yellow predatory eyes which nearly glow
>You begin to take frightened steps back as she uncrosses her arms and comes close at a terrifyingly fast pace considering the length of her long, lithe legs
>You've only ever killed one before
>It took ten men firing their guns constantly for a solid minute and three grenades
>You are so not prepared
>Not prepared at all and the grim reaper glistens from her talons
>"Hey to you too, is a little friendly fire how you greet people, wherever you're from?"

So, I've been out of the threads for a long while now, and since the blogspot is now gone, is there a link to our latest amount of new content anymore compiles on a site, or is that a thing of the past?

I want a vampire childhood friend who comes in at the middle of the night to feed

>>13695797
She blushes, but a sad frown settles on her face. "Is that all I am to you, Anon? Just another butt to oggle?"

>>13695807
Make her a tomboy and we are set.

>>13695803
>How to shatter the self-esteem of every monster girl in one simple step.

>>13695809
Of course not. She's the best butt to ogle!

>>13695804
Yeah this is a flee for your life choice.

>>13695811
Sure so no fancy dresses on her some shorts and a t shirt

>>13695797
But then you're asking to get facesat.

>You will never be hit on by a lithe, cocky Cheetah Girl Track Team Captain at Monster Girl High School.

>>13695804
It's good, and it's still just greentext. Can't wait to see it when you've prose-ified it.
Just mind your sentence variety. It's not much of a problem, and it's hard to avoid in a second person perspective, but you've got three lines from the start that start with "You [perform action]."

It's not so much a correction, but it's a caution.

>>13695804
I feel like I've read this before. Yeah, I'd probably read it, depending on how things turned out.

>>13695817
Good.

I hate cats.

>>13695817
Good.

I hate track,

>>13695804
Oh hey it's the exact same fucking thing from before.

Fuck off.

>>13695816
Why is his dick coming out of his chest?

>>13695817
>You will never frustrate a cheetah girl that's trying to make you chase and catch her by doing nothing
>Only to snare her in a trap that you could only set up because she keeps getting frustrated and allowing her mind to wander

>>13695822
Yeah, part of the reason I'm wanting to prose-ify it. I just felt like it wouldn't work in greentext

>>13695823
Yeah I posted it like, two fallout MG discussions back.

>>13695833
Didn't mean to imply I'd worked on it since, man. Sorry.

>>13695836
Dick nipples.

>>13695817
Kyaa~ Cheetah-san is so fast and athletic!~

>>13695836
It's a travelling penis.

>>13695842
Don't you ever say that again.

>>13695793
You can't keep running forever

No gods, no masters, only monster wives.

>>13695688
> Do we have any Indian inspired monstergirls?
Apsara & Gandharva from MGE are Indian

>>13695817
>you will never be forcefully groomed by the cocky Cheetah Girl Track Team Captain after evading her for over an hour

>>13695846
But I want to be the Cheetah Track Captain's boyfriend!~

>>13695851
Which aren't real.

>>13695857
Stop.

>>13695851
I want to perform ribbon bondage on my monster wife during Christmas.

>>13695839
>Yeah I posted it like, two fallout MG discussions back.
Ah, right. I thought so. Be sure and let us know if you ever turn it into prose. I don't like to jump into things like that, but I might make an exception.

I want to hug a vampire and whisper into her ear

OK Anon's,
It seems the adventurer's guild has received a couple requests from some neighboring kingdoms for a warrior of renown to lead them into battle and train their military.
The guild has settle for sending you.

Which commission do you pick anon?

1. The ripped and shredded one that's stained with dirt. That and the handwriting's almost illegible

2. This paper is nearly crumbling into dust, evidently forgotten behind a desk. It's still got some elegant writing written in red ink.

3. Rolled piece of parchment sealed tightly with wax, the handwriting is profession.

4. Page B (Mystery box)

>>13695867
You can't stop us from having fun.

HOW THE HELL DO HUMANS STAY ABOVE REPLACEMENT POPULATION GROWTH

>>13695885
2! 2!

>>13695885
1.

Gotta start at the bottom and work my way up.

>There will never be a sandbox monster girl game.

>>13695887
I don't have to, you've already ruined it yourselves.

>>13695885
2

>>13695885
I'm not gonna be happy if 1 turns out to be what I think, but I'll go with number 2.

>>13695889
by having human girls on the side

>>13695884
She gonna bite your neck

>>13695885
2 I guess.

>>13695885
>a warrior of renown
They got the wrong man.

>>13695885
Page B

>>13695885
4.
I am content being surprised.

>>13695757
I've got more.
Of all the monstergirls of the Mojave, none are more stubborn than the Bighorners. Formerly Weresheep, Bighorners are almost nothing like their unmutated counterparts in both appearance and personality.
Aggressive and territorial, Bighorners very often ram heads with other Bighorners in disputes of all kinds, from food supplies to territory rights, only stopping when the other is knocked unconscious. Centuries of living in mountainous areas have rendered the Bighorners muscular and tanned by the fierce sun of the Mojave Wasteland. If a human man stumbles upon a Bighorner's territory the Bighorner challenge them to a fight (mercifully using their fists as fighting a human the way they fight other Bighorners would have gruesome results.). Should the human manage to defeat the Bighorner she will become loyal to him, desiring only to marry the strong man who bested her. Should the man lose, she will eject him from her territory, though if he put up a good fight she will fall for him. Bighorners will often work their husband into the ground training them to make them stronger, as having a strong husband is a major status symbol among their kind, and despite this are almost impossibly gentle with them in bed. However, after the Bighorner is confident that her husband has become incredibly strong, they'll stop holding back, leading to incredibly wild and passionate sex that leaves both parties sore yet satisfied.
Also, although their fur is no longer as fluffy as it was when they were weresheep, it makes up for it by being surprisingly silky, a result of a Bighorner taking meticulous care of her fur.
>Author's Note: It should be noted that Bighorners seem to adore the fruit of the Banana Yucca plant, and can often be found near where the plant can be found.

Here's the setup.

>>13695889
Breeding farms.

>>13695885
2. Christ, they probably think they've been ignored or forgotten

>>13695905
Are you doing what you can?

>>13695675
A reason to live.

if only she were real
;_;

>>13695908
Whoops, forgot a description.
Bighorners are Tan /fit/ Weresheep with less wool.
Also I forgot the term wool while I was writing this.

>>13695889
By vastly outnumbering them. Even in MGE most humans are more or less safe in the bulwark of various human nations. The majority are (un)lucky to just see a succubus or devil bug in their lives.

>>13695675
Una gives the gift of extremely paizuri-able tits.
Which is the greatest gift of all.

>>13695889
We die too quickly and too easily. That's the key.

>>13695894
Roaming RPG done in the style of Final Fantasy Tactics (the battle map and system is expanded to the entire gameworld) with monstergirls.
Different monstergirls and abilities can get you to different places and solve challenges, as well as help you in combat. (Harpies can fast travel, hellhounds can transport you to the Underworld, wurms can let you dig underground, aquatic mgs can let you swim, etc.)

Yea or Nay?

I'm never getting a girlfriend due to my unrealistic standards set by media about monster girls.

>>13695889
Monstergirls don't get pregnant as easily as human girls. They need lots and lots of dickings before they can give birth to daughterus, with increasing amounts of dickings needed the more powerful the monstergirl.

>>13695885
2, sounds like they've been waiting for a while, that's bad for our reputation.
Besides if they're dead already then I don't have to do anything for a few weeks.

>>13695937
That's the spirit anon.
But don't forget that you don't have the money, looks, or personality for one!

>>13695885
I'll take three because no one else will.

>>13695937
Classic soccer mom logic. That's like if MG's watched Gone Girl and decided to crown that movie as the quintessential reason why human women a shit, mg a best.

>>13695935
Sounds cool since it's done FFT stype, but other features such as shop owning/house construction and etc be awesome add-ons.

>>13695675
Double the assault.

>>13695935
That sounds alright to me. Honestly, I'd be fine with something like Kamidori + more MGs and such.

>>13695908
Hm. Could be cool, but I'd rather event the Geckos, probably.

>>13695949
Also can we just keep the hypothetical game turn based instead of the 'turns by how fast you are'? I feel like those games tend to end up being

>haste
>haste
>haste

Your team is Sanic tier nao

This was so worth the wait.

I want to date a human that hates the sun, sleeps in a cool coffin bed and likes to bite. We both could talk about how monsters are ruining the world

>>13695885
4 just for the hell of it.
>>13695958
Hot

>>13695958
Too lewd,

>>13695958
If you're into that, fine by me. I'm not going to judge you for your tastes.

>>13695958
where are those tentacle coming from?

>>13695943
I have the personality, I swear.

>>13695966
Nice artwork Anon, make it yourself or is it a commission, cause it was well worth the time and money. No complaints here, just seems like a solid work of a space Anubis in zero g looking out to see the world below.

>Confess your love to a Slime.
>She's shocked and embarrassed.
>She starts sweating, blushing in the face.
>She melts into a puddle, and slinks away.
>You faintly hear, "A-Anon said he likes me!"

>>13695967
But she is a monster

>>13695986
Adorable.

>>13695986
Yes. Love the slime.

>>13695988
Hey, faggot, don't go calling that guys girlfriend a monster like that just because you don't like her. It's hard being a human in that world.

>>13695966
I want an Anubis in my space crew!

Big fluffy paws in zero-g!

>>13695985
Commission. Artist is Blackmyst. Second time I've commissioned him. Second time I've been extremely satisfied by the result.

>>13695995
Me too anon. Me too.

>>13695966
when is the aboobis and anya space battle?

>>13695967
I want to date a human girl that has gender issues and insists on cosplaying as a devil all the time!

>>13696000
Devil isn't a gender you retard, go back to tumblr.

>>13695966
The Egyptian system has some nice space uniforms.

>>13695967
fuck Now I'm imagine monsters hiding their monster parts with like giant hats or something and telling the guys they are Human

>>13696000
Watch as she becomes a Devil obsessed with having your babies, planning her fertility periods and setting up a financial plan to ensure the happiest marriage and married life for the both of yous.

>>13695966
>Tail exposed
>All that hair crammed in the helmet
She's fucked if she ever leaves the airlock.

>>13696009
Succubi probably use some magic to hide their horns, tail and wings in human dense areas.

>>13695908
>>13695920
The Yao-Guai are perhaps one of the most dangerous Monstergirls of the Post-War world. Originally rather slow-minded Grizzlies, Yao-Guai are much sharper minded, and capable of moving at even greater speeds. Solitary hunters by nature, Yao-Guai often leave their small tribes by the time they reach sexual maturity to find an area to hunt in. Yao-Guai are patient, capable of waiting for months in their hunting grounds for a man who suits their own tastes. Once they find one, the will relentlessly hunt them down, and will never stop until they catch their prey. Escape is nigh-impossible as once a Yao-Guai has a human's scent, they can track them no matter where they go. Once their prey has been caught, the Yao-Guai will tear her target's clothes off and rape him right then and there, marking him with her scent. Yao-Guai are fearsome lovers, and will often force their husband to make eye contact with them during sex. There's nothing a Yao-Guai loves more than the sight of her husband's eyes misting over in pleasure during sex. Surprisingly, given their violent nature, Yao-Guai are very gentle with their husbands after sex, even tending to any bruises they might have left. A man married to a Yao-Guai will have a loving and stable relationship, and also a lot of rough sex.
Humorously, Yao-Guai still have a fierce love of Alraune Nectar.

And the windup.

>>13695675
Nothing, she's not real.

>>13696016
I wonder how much their change their attire

Ok, lets see what everyone gets.

1.
After wandering through the ever wonderful wastelands you come across a group of Orcs and goblins with a big ol' "Welcome to the horde" banner (with three "e"s written backwards).

Ever since their failed raid against the elves, the goblin/orc horde's been looking for some help to get them back in the game. Although they are quite skilled at fighting, the girls lack discipline, which is your biggest fight.
The orc's tend to laze about or spend quality time with their slaves while the goblins are always playing games with each other. It'll take a strong hand to get them in line, much to their whining, but if you manage it you'll have the strongest bunch of girls in the wastes.

Unfortunately you've been 'claimed' by the P'Orc warchief, a seven foot tall, muscled slab of bacon covered in scars and wearing an eye patch, along with her goblin compatriot, a bustier than average hobgoblin who's almost worshiped like a god by her people.

The orc's got a warrior mentality and values strength over words, even in bed where she'll ride you till your sore, but she will dote on you and loves to sit you in her lap and ruffle your hair.

The hobgoblin is the genkiest, most cheerful one you can find, always running around and trying to play with you, wrapping around your leg when she wants to get her way with you.

Unfortunately these two will sometimes engage in a little clan warfare over who gets to snuggle you that night.

Nonlethally of course.

>>13696018
FUCK, I FORGOT AGAIN.
Yao-Guai are essentially "sharper" Grizzlies, with matted black fur, longer talons, and more pointed ears.
Also they aren't as lazy looking.

>>13696015
I kinda figured that the tail would have a sort of "Bulb" to be stored in on her lower-back, and that she just let it out as she floats freely in the safety of a ship.

And as for all the hair...Fuck it, it looks pretty. Suspend the disbelief.

>>13695784
>Tsundere

I want to drag you tied up to my car until you're nothing but a pelvis

>>13696015
Maybe she has a really good space hairnet?

>>13696018
>Yao-Guai
Yes. I was looking forward to this. Them and Deathclaws would be top tier for me.

>>13696022
>you come across a group of Orcs and goblins with a big ol' "Welcome to the horde" banner (with three "e"s written backwards)
That image. Oh god, my heart.

>>13696022
2.
Did you enjoy the sun?

Well, if you did, praise it one last time because you are heading to the eternal night of the undead kingdom!

The Vampire Queen in charge of the whole operation is quite miffed about your tardiness (Almost three decades late) and gets you to work right away.

You've been put in charge of training the zombies and skeletons, although the latter is the only real one. The former group is quite huggy and the later one will drive you mad with puns if you aren't careful.

You're also in charge of keeping the ghouls in line (not dragging the 'fresh meat' into the crypts for blow jobs) and organizing the dullahan royal guard so that they can better protect their lady of the night.

You've been given rights to marry any girls you want, from lowly zombie footwoman to any of the courtly vampire nobles who serve the queen.

You could even go after the queen herself, a tall, leggy woman who's elegant evening wear hugs her body tightly, if you wanted, although she's quite strict about proper etiquette and adhering to it.

Also, you may need to chase of the queens elder damphir sister every now and then.

>>13696006
Took me a while to find a decent reference that I thought would be sexy enough, but also practical design-wise for the BIG FLUFFY PAWS. My salvation came in the form of Nina Trinity.

>>13695966
I want to be impressed, but it's just anubis, and the idea isn't too appealing to me.

>>13696030
I had a feeling. I'm glad I picked this one after all. Undead Kingdom too fucking good. That first one could have been nice too, though.

>>13696030
>It's been three decades since the guild got this request
See, and this is why I was against joining a guild. bunch of incompetences
It was a place where the sun doesn't shine too! Finally, away from that blinding ball of fire and annoying heat. Glad I picked it

>>13696015
I don't get it. I don't space too well. Does something happen to her hair?

>>13696038
>>13696027
Bunch of Earthnoids who're too busy having their soul weighed down by gravity to use their brains for longer that two seconds
All that hair's going to crowd her helmet. If the oxygen isn't the problem, her breathing will be. That's why you cut your damn hair

>>13696030
Great, at least I have a plan of attack. First off we're going to assign lithe young men to the zombies for spirit energy, hugs and the off chance that they would turn into Wights as long range artillery women. The skeletons would be the front line fighters and grunt workers as the zombies would eventually turn into high class citizens. As they grow in power Private bones will become lieutenants and eventually general Skelatress.

Ghouls will be the ambush predators and shock troopers, disrupting supply lines and given the incentive of having the pick of the PoW's. This way they use their talents to the fullest while also ensuring loyalty within the ranks.

The queen herself and her damphir sister however. That would be for another time. Blood is always in short supply and never not in demand.

>>13696041
Just zip the suit up over the hair and move your head enough to get enough slack for movement. You'll get a poofy tuft of hair at the back of your neck but that's it.

>>13696030
3.
Congratulations! The all girl paladin academy of Lightvale is looking now your employer.

Filled with paladin girls of all ages and from all walks of life, you've been told to help the girls get up to snuff.

Chaste, devout, and filled with righteous energy, these girls are set upon lives of righteous purity.... (or corruption if they screw up.)

Now, with a place filled with this much positive energy, more than a few creatures of the light have been drawn forth to help protect this place and guard a few of the more blessed girls.

Pure angels, stoic valkryies, and even a silent cupid or two have been know to visit the place and may take a shine on you if you've been especially good at furthering their cause.

They may even offer to become your private protectors, and it wouldn't be suprising if a houri or two showed up to pay you a visit for being especially good.

Down side is that the sex is VERY frowned upon here and the single, veteran sister who runs the place will always be watching to see if you slip up.

Divine creatures are allowed as you obviously aren't taking advantage of them.

>>13696055
Y'know how weird that'll feel? Your suit has to be air tight. This isn't like wearing a jacket. There is no "poofy tuft"
This is space, not your mother's backyard

>>13696058
Yay, training with chicks, literal years of cock tease and they're not even aware they're doing it. At least I can hope a Houri of a Valkyrie takes notice of me and wants to bone me.

>>13695809
>Succubus not proud of being an object of desire

Triggered

>>13696041
Perhaps a pocket in the back of her helmet in which she can conveniently bundle her hair, separated from the part of the helmet which surrounds her head?

>>13696058
Ok, on page two.

4. This parchment is covered in little cats heads and it's handwriting is professional, if a little strange with all the Nyaas written on it.

5. Arriving at the same time as 4, it's got little bones on it and has cutesy writing with "WAN!" added every now and then.

>>13696061
>Y'know how weird that'll feel?
Get used to it. And the suit has to be airtight but there's space to move in the helmet. There's still the poofy tuft behind your head at the back of the helmet.

>>13696068
>>13696055
>>13696071
You Earthnoids just don't get it

>>13696070
Meh. If there's nothing else I'll take number 5.

>>13696072

You aren't explaining yourself overly well.

>>13696072
Char go home you're drunk.

>>13696058
That poor bastard who picked this.

>>13696070
I would pick 5 if not for already picking 2.

Yo, those deleted posts up there. Were they really all just one guy?

>>13696072
I want Newtypes and Spacenoids to leave.

>>13696022
Yus, a thick piece of P'Orc.

>>13696070
5.

>>13696070
4

>>13696030
Time to be a Death Knight

>>13696067

Woman of lechery
The avarice of lust
would prefer reading

her own kind is lost
Why does she want the bright screen
to the touch of men

She mutters something
about how 3D a shit
and resumes her stare

A man walks to her
On her way to the cafe
She stares at her phone

The man feels quite spurned
and walks to his stop dismal
she reacts too late

>>13696077
>>13696080
>>13696083
OK, here's the thing about space and Pilo- err, space suits. They only have enough room for the clothes you're wearing on your back considering they're air tight. You know, because space
So then you say "Alright, why doesn't she just stuff her hair in her suit and leave a tuft for movement?"
Oh yeah, you know how long that'll take? Ship's being attacked by that pesky Principality of Apophis and getting blown to bits. Let me take 10 hours to get all the strands of hair into my suit, adjust it so there's a tuft, and then zip it up. Oh shit, I left some out and now there's a breach in my suit. Or now it's caught in the zipper.

Cut your fucking hair. How you even got stationed without your CO telling you to cut your hair is beyond me, but congratulations, your body is now part of space's growing debris
Earthnoids, I swear

>>13696070
4! Glory to the Cat Kingdom!

>>13696018
>>13696023
Aaand, the punch.
Residents of the blasted hellscape known as The Divide, the Tunnelers are perhaps one of the most feared monstergirls of the new world. Ferocious enough to frighten Deathclaws and sadistic enough to give even Cazadors pause, Tunnelers are terrifyingly effective ambush predators, emerging from below in massive packs of up to 20. There are many theories of what spawned the Tunnelers, some speculating that they are heavily mutated Lizard-type monstergirls, others that they were once human women. Whatever the case, Tunnelers are to be feared no matter where they are found. When they reach sexual maturity, Tunnelers go into a state of Heat that seemingly never ends, and are compelled to go with their sisters, and sometimes in huge raiding swarms with other sister-packs, to hunt down men. Once the Tunnelers have burrowed under a location with enough men to suit their purposes, they wait until nightfall and then swiftly and terrifyingly emerge, swarming over men and women alike and dragging them, kicking and screaming, underground. Once there the fate of their victim depends on their gender. If the victim is female, she will be molested and flooded with demonic energy until she mutates into a Tunneler herself. She will then join in the fate of male victims, being raped by his new mistresses until all of them are pregnant, which due to the low chance of impregnation among all Tunnelers will take a very long time. Tunnelers are incredibly sadistic, loving to see the body of their captured husband squirming and struggling during sex. Often, they'll force their captive to eat them out one at a time, with one of them shoving his face into the crotch of another with her foot. After he brings one to climax he will have mere seconds to catch his breath before being shoved into another, and after all of them have had their turn, the swarm upon the man and violate him from all sides for the rest of the mating frenzy (cont.)

>>13696070
5. Good lord 5.

>>13696094
Your argument would have more weight if not for the numerous Gundam Women with long, flowing hair that somehow magically fits comfortably and safely into their helmets.

>>13696095
Hey Paco, got another one.

>>13696095
>Posting furry vagina
Enjoy ya ban mate

I want to run a bakery in MGC

>>13696098
>He doesn't know Spacenoids have a loop around
You Earthnoids wouldn't understand

>>13696102
Nope, Cait Siths are Monster Girls. Lurk more.

>>13696070
4.
Hope you like cat's anon because it's time for you to help out the Cat Kingdom!

Run by a tomboyish, fit siberian jinko, it's a bustling land filled with werecats, cheshires, nekomatas, sphinxes, jinkos, and, yes, even the dreaded Cait Sith.

It seems that every couple months the cat kingdom holds a serious of "battles" (nonleathal sporting events where one side tries to beat the other via capturing a VIP, taking a few points, or simply beating the other side into submission) for entertainment and, on occasion, land.

You've been tasked with helping train their forces for these events, ranging from simple combat training to cardio and weights.

You've been given free reign about your love life as long as you do your job so feel free to romance a quiet, black werecat or a chubby, cheeky chesire.

The queen is also an option as well but you better do well in the battles, which you can freely join on the cat side, to catch her eye. Heck, you could even get a Canine Kingdom girl as long as you help the cats win.

Also, please don't give the forces catnip, the last guy ended up with seven wives and a couple litters of kittens.

>>13696104
I picture many Holstaurs, Trolls, and Onis helping out. Oh, and that one chubby elf who has a thing for cookies.

>>13696070
Glad i waited
5.

>>13696111
Ayyy, it's like Dog Days. Sign me the fuck up.

>>13696096
Any man caught by Tunnelers is kept by them forever, eventually fathering a new horde of Tunnelers. After the children leave the nest, the husband and his mistresses will spend the rest of their days there, mating pointlessly until they all die, which given the immense lifespan of Tunnelers and the life extending effect of their demonic energy, can be a very long time.
Terrifyingly, not even other monstergirls are safe from Tunnelers, as the Tunnelers actually capture other monstergirls to use as sex slaves, adding them to the mating pile to add variety to the girls their husband/slave has sex with, and taking a sadistic glee in forcing other monstergirls to rape him. Due to their fear of the sun and bright lights, it's suggested to stay in well lit areas to avoid Tunneler attacks, as any man captured by them will never see the sun again.
God I feel dirty writing that, but Tunnelers can be nothing but terrible. I know someone will like this though.
As for a description, think Lizardmen without swords, shorter hair, sharper teeth, and glowing eyes, and you've got the Tunnelers.

>>13696111
5.
The eternal rival of the Cat Kingdom, the Canine Kingdom is run by a tiny, cheerful, rosy furred werewolf who's more at home with infrastructure than in battle, that's were you come in.

Consisting of many breeds of dog girls, ranging from husky to english mastiff, to corgi, and including the werewolf and hellhound auxiliary forces, you're here to get them fit and ready for battle, much like with the Cat Kingdom.

Just like their feline rivals, you've been given free reign over who you can marry, although the queen's got a soft spot for you just for helping, and as long as you can help out, they don't care who you bed.

Should you choose to take the field, be prepared for an uphill battle, the Cat Kingdom's basic warriors may be weak but their captains are a terror to behold.

Perform especially well and you may even catch the eye of the Feline Kingdom's siberian jinko leader who the canine kingdom may be open to 'sharing' with.

>>13696120
Actually that does sound awful, never seeing the light of day ever again. I guess I could be okay with that, you know if it didn't sound like a Rule 63 version of getting mindbroken by faceless fat men, now fit grils.

>>13696111
>>13696125
Literally Dog Days. Have you been watching that as of late?

>>13696126
If you've ever played Lonesome Road, you know that Tunnelers are pure fucking evil.

>>13696120
I always hated tunnelers.

>>13696130
Nah, I've only seen season one and just figured "Hey, I'm writing this, why not throw in Dog Days?"

All girls are olev

>>13696136
Yer my nigga.

>>13696125
>>13696111
>>13696058
>>13696030
>>13696022

Ok all, how'd it go?
Do you regret your contract?

>>13696094
Nigger what are you talking about? Put a fucking tank top on over your hair and then zip your suit up all the way. Pull out just enough hair to move comfortably and then vacuum seal the thing.

>>13696141
That takes too long is the point

>>13696136
Truer words have never been spoken.

>>13696139
Not in the least. Undead kingdom best kingdom. I'd love to help them get set up.

I want to rub knife ears

>>13696144
Undead is love

>>13696143
Seriously, I don't think there's one bad girl in that show, in the only season I've seen.

>>13696149
Undead is life?

>>13696155
TRIGGERED

>>13696155
It's a living.

>>13695625
>Another Anon "draws"
That was Alp too, jeez. Step it up senpai.

>>13696132
And crazy Stronk.

>>13696139

They were all so nice. Too nice. We almost wasted too much time. Was getting my face licked into next week by all the Hellhound auxiliary forces. Luckily, I've shown them the value of fighting fire with fire. It took them a while to catch on that I wasn't talking about actual fire.


They've thoroughly learned the power of subterfuge. Catnip and light spells should cause their forces to go awry.

Now the little time we have left has to be spent on mental training. Stink bombs, stray rubber balls, dog whistles, magitech vacuum cleaners. They must learn to tolerate all of it without flinching.

>>13696139
No regrets. I'm gonna get /fit/ and get gud so I can kick ass for that werewolf queen.
Maybe get her and the Jinko in bed.

>>13696120
Well I can certainly fap to it.

>>13696174
>trying to get the Tiger
>and into a threesome at that
Somebody is making the impossible possible.

>>13696110
>Posting NSFW on a blue board
Not him, but you lurk more, faggot. If the mods do their job, you'll be forced to anyway.

>>13696120
God damnit, I remember seeing a dead deathclaw running down that tunnel and just going
>Fuk

>>13696142
Takes like a minute.

>>13696184
You don't have a minute when you're being attacked
But I'm sorry, you do have a point. While you're at it, you could go put conditioner in your hair, because it takes a minute
Or put on some makeup. Got to look good when you're getting shot at in space. And it only takes a minute!
Oh, and don't forget those nails! Got to look real nice and manicured so when they find your body they'll be compelled to engage in necrophilia. IT ONLY TAKES A MINUTE

>>13696193
Little Recruit is being hysterical. Little Recruit will sleep in Anya's bed tonight.

>>13696198
I-bu- Fine

>>13696200
Anya will teach you that there is always time to look good.

>>13696202
But Commander, when you're being attacked

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mdl67r29tQA

I want to read this human children to make them scared of Mamono

>>13696207
The last known survivor is watching us all with the eye of the tiger. Does this not tell you Anya survived?

>>13696213
But Commander!

>>13696218
No more buts, or the Commander's butt will make Little Recruit's face its new seat.

>You send your monster daughteru to a newly integrated school
When you come to pick her up at the end of the school day, you witness her teacher backhanding her and muttering that she's an animal and belongs in a cage
How many years are you spending in prison?

>>13696220
F-Fine. Not my fault a bunch of Earthnoids are as smart as a bag of asteroids anyhow

>>13696223
Depends. You'd be surprised the lengths a father will go to beating a person with a metal bat until they're unrecognisable and hiding the body with the evidence and leaving no fingerprints or a speck of DNA behind
I'm going to miss the bat though. Good home security

>>13696223
None, you can't lock up Asura, who will be the one blamed for what happened on that day.

>>13696224
You say that, yet Cher Aznable is a Wurm.

>>13696223
I call her a bitch and report her to the principal. If that doesn't work then I punch her if she does it again.

>>13696223
>Depriving your daughteru of your presence
>Not going Secret Window on her ass and getting away with murder.

Amateur.

>>13696223
None. I have a kid to raise. Work the body and limbs, only go for the face to finish it. That teacher'll be in pain; cracked ribs, heavy bruising, maybe a broken nose, but they'll live. And I know this tanuki who's an amazing defense attorney.

>>13696229
Asura starts getting letters summoning him to court and pestered by cops everywhere he goes
>Finds out you're the cause

NOW YOU FUCKED UP!

Whacher pleashure suh?

>>13696241
Sorry I didn't catch that.

>>13696239
>he finds out I did it for my daughter
>brofist from Asura
>get an immediate and permanent badass boost
Went better than expected.

>>13696241
I want to pull on her horn and lead her around like that.

>>13696246
This depends on a very concise explanation on your part. You may also need to be able to tank a hit or two regardless.

>>13696246
>Brofist tears you apart molecule by molecule

You know he's called The Destructor?

>>13696251
Tears me apart and remakes me better than ever.

>>13696241
I'd drink that sake, among other things.

>>13696253
>This nigga

Creation is not one of his powers.

>>13696241
Rum, please. Served up on the cutest Dragon you have.

Oh, and miss? You may want to take a moment to clean yourself up. Your kimono is slipping off, and you're looking a little tipsy.

See this, what do?

>>13696258
Not my problem

>>13696256
It is if he uses the proper breathing technique to get oxygen in his muscles and PUNCHES HARDER!

>>13696258
Wait patiently to be ravished by the soon-to-be Fallen Angel. Sh'e just finished transforming. She'll be hungry for mana. And I have plenty to share with her.

>>13696258
Spam magic, I ain't going near that black goop.

>>13696257
>rum served up on the cutest Dragon you have
Anon, mixing rum and Dragons? I like you.

>>13696258
Is that rape slime or dark matter?
If it's rape slime and I'm alone I can do j would watch helplessly. If with sandworm waifu then we scoop her up really quickly. If it's dark matter then I jump in for MAMONOMANA if with waifu then we do the same thing.

>>13696257
There's a limit to how much of a faggot you can be. Dragons aren't even that great.

>>13696258
Call the proper authorities to ease my conscience then, knowing full well they won't arrive in time, wait to acquire fallen angel as >>13696262
lined out. Looks like she fell from the sky, clearly this was meant to be.

>>13696265
Periods and commas, use them.

Guys, help. I've got the last 300~ words of an update written, but I need to get like 700 more between that and where I last left off. How does one fill in gaps?

>>13696272
,.O,.K,.

>>13696262
>Not wanting to corrupt her yourself

Terrible.

>>13696273
Meth.

In Soviet Russia you rape Monster Girl.

>>13696273
Filler

>>13696281
So Soviet Russia is full of Alices? Is Russia Wonderland?

>>13696120
One last thing, and I'm done.
Though technically not monstergirls, mention must be made of the enigmatic group known as the Enclave. Descendants of Pre-War government and Paladins from the same world the Monstergirls emerged from, the Enclave is a group dedicated to the continued survival and purity of the human race in the wasteland. Men in the Enclave are expected to stay in enclave bases and impregnate female members who are not on combat duty, as well as scientific research and other non-combat duties. The women of the Enclave on the other hand, hold leadership roles and form the entirety of the Enclave's military force, if one ignores robots such as Eyebots. Obsessed with control and keeping men in their territory, the Enclave ironically tends act very similarly to monstergirls, kidnapping and raping men to keep themselves from dying out. Even more ironic is despite their obsession with purity, many of them have unknowingly mutated into monstergirls due to demonic energy and the lust generated from their rape of captured men. Feared by wastelanders above all other members of the Enclave is Francisca Horrigan, a power armored Oni feared for her incredible strength and incredible lust.
I would've kept her a super mutant, but I don't think anyone's written anything about those yet.

>>13695966
>Anubis
Yes.

>Spacesuit design accomodating for MEATY PAWS
Damn, yes.

>Hot as hell art
YES.

>Zero gravity
DICK HAS TRANSCENDED DIAMONDS.

ANONLICH, THIS IS A GOOD THING YOU'VE DONE.

>>13696276
No, if you want your posts to be intelligible garbage, keep doing what you were doing.

>>13696273
Dicks

But in all seriousness. Try adding detail. If it's an important scene, don't be afraid to draw it out (within reason) with description or dialogue. Otherwise, just work on progression. A story only needs to be as long as it takes to tell a story. If you can't tell anymore, move it along.

>>13696241
I don't drink, so why is the image of onis pouring sake and shit all over their deliciously soft bodies so damn appealing to me?

>>13696281
So the world became Russia? Oh well, at least I get a 20% badass increase.

>>13696291
Because she wants you to lick it off her anon.
Are you going to take her offer? And then her?

>>13695966
Oh sweet baby Jesus, I'm becoming a spehhsman.
>>13696289
I'll just recycle something old and pretend it's new.
>>13696291
Because even if you don't drink, you can still lick.

>>13696285
I'd rather be captured by a random wasteland monstergirl then the enclave.

>>13696273
Make your scenes more detailed. Set a scene.

Possibly introduce a character for foreshadowing when they become more relevant.

Alternatively a very brief filler scene that foreshadows something so it doesn't look like you pulled it out of your ass when it becomes relevant later.

Or change perspective to some other characters that are established in your story.

Have your characters do some activity as they're chatting away. This is an effective away to kill two birds with one stone as the activity can be relevant or just add flavour.

>>13696287
>You will never get to have zero-g buttsex with your Anubis in impossible positions
Why even live

>>13696295
But the Enclave is your sister, your aunt, your neighbor. Don't you want to bang them?

>>13696297
That's an Anubutt I can get behind.

>>13696298
They're scary, and they won't love me.

>>13696285
Top kek. I love the whole juxtaposition of it all, wouldn't mind getting captured just so I can laugh about it later. Will you being doing other factions like the brotherhood of steel?

We need super mutants

>"Kyaa~ I don't really feel comfortable doing this, but, I feel safe with you, Anon.

>>13696285
Enclave is best, I followed my president's orders and did what had to be done. President Jenna Henrietta Eden best

>>13696306
I'd rather not think about this.

>>13696305
COME HERE AND GIVE GRANDMA SOME SUGAR!

I still want a dominating and slightly yandere kiki to cut my tendons with a bolt cutter so her master never runs too far from her love and affection.

>>13696298
>Mother
Hell no!
>Sister
She tried
>Aunt
Not since she got smaller cans

Oh you meant monstergirls! Sure, all of them.

>>13696287
Thank you for saying so. I quite agree.

>>13696298
>Sister: single mother obsessed with making her son gay
>Aunt: uncle developed schizophrenia and instead of trying to help him, she changed the locks while he was at work and told everyone he was an alcoholic who walked out on her
>Neighbor: A Haitian man

Uh, no thanks, Anon.

>>13696306
I am going to beat you with rocks.

>>13696293
Yes and yes.

>>13696314
>cut my tendons with a bolt cutter
Nope.

>>13696316
>>Sister
>She tried
Storytime pls anon.

>>13696314
That's not slightly yandere, that's full-yan.

Slightly yandere would restrain you and could scarcely even dream of harming their beloved.

Even a "slightly yandere" monster that would resort to that would at least have a three strikes system before trying that.

>>13696314

OK. You can have that. All to yourself. Aren't you lucky?

>>13696285
I remember when we sorta did something like this, Three Dog was a Cerberus and Eden was Jane Henrietta Eden

>>13696323
#1: How do you beat a slime with rocks?
#2: How do you end up not ejaculating into her?

>>13696329
I don't remember much with her, she was subtler in her methods. Until one day she came into my room, took something from me, I don't remember what, made me chase her to her room and put whatever it was in her panties and told me to get it, spreading her legs.

So, I wrote a thing. It's about a man and his were-cat wife who get a surprise in the will of his brother.
http://pastebin.com/kzRmUpWC
I know it starts off a bit heavy, but it's just to set the plot up for when I do more updates of cute later.
Comments and criticism always welcome.

>>13696340
You anon. YOU.

>>13696345
B-but I can't write when I'm reading!

>>13696347
It is a bit long, you can save it for when you have a block or something.

>>13696285
>>13696305
Y'know what? Fuck it, I've still got some steam in me. Three factions worth in fact.
In contrast to the the Enclave, the Sisterhood of Steel was forged from the descendants of Pre-War military and various independent Knight families, and follows a different philosophy. Rather than preserving the purity of the human race, the Sisterhood is obsessed with finding and preserving the technology and knowledge of the old world. The Sisterhood believes that if they amass enough, they will be able to lead a conquering army across the wastes and rebuild society by force. Heavily isolationist, every member of a specific Sisterhood outpost is considered family, and when it comes time to populate a new outpost, members from several different outposts are sent to prevent inbreeding. Unlike the Enclave, men are allowed to serve combat roles, and monstergirls are allowed to be members, though the Sisterhood holds a particular hatred of Super Mutants and Wasteland Ghouls.
>Author's note: It should be noted that not all outposts behave this way. An outpost stationed in the Capital Wasteland is much more open to outsiders, and is more dedicated to protecting the Capital Wasteland rather than hoarding technology. They're also willing to recruit new members from outside.

>>13696352
And leave you hanging?

>>13696340
Beat your genitals against a pile of rocks until you become incapable of every ejaculating again.

>>13696325
Would you rather a series of elaborate and unfortunate events that accumulate into Having your foot amputated in a car accident so you never walk or stray away from her?

>>13696308
>Listening to what Eden has to say.
I hope you like dying from modified FEV in the water.

>>13696357
It's probably not as good as your stuff anyway Alp.

>>13696347
>He doesn't use his funnels to write for him while he devotes half his attention to reading

Look at this pleb and laugh.

>>13696223
None. Teacher just goes missing. What a coincidence that I have work out of state at around the same time too. Funny how fate works.

>>13696363
Fucking how?

>>13696256
>This nigga
You think creation is gonna say no to motherfucking Asua?

>>13696360
Why can't she just mindbreak me into a tickleslut or something? I'm no fan of mutilation.

>>13696356
Midwest>West>Capital Shits

>>13696258
Watch.

>>13696361
My robot will get me pure water and it had to be done for the advancement of America, Ones who will die from the Modified FEV needed to

>>13696369
I'm not creeper-kun if that's what you're thinking.

>>13696369
>He thinks we can't tell a mace from a flail
You look good, by the way

>>13696345
Line 28
>an older anubis in a black woman's suit
That means the suit belongs to a black woman. It should be women's suit.
>>13696380
>mace from a flail
What?

>>13696381
Ah, missed that. Thanks anon!

>>13696311
No
Lily's too good for us.

Good evening Anons, this is a public safety announcement from the MGC Bureau of Public Health.
Did you know that burning down the thread has been proven to cause delinquency in slamanders?
Please don't do that.
Good night everyone, have a great day.
Also, a dog days thing with jinkos, werewolves, and other MGs seems bitchen now.

>>13696369
Oh my, she looks...kind...could I offer her something to appease her?

>>13696381
A mace from a flail.

>>13696384
I'd play basketball with a slamander.

>>13696388
What is this metaphor mean to convey?

>>13696392
meant*

>>13696392
Well if I have to explain the metaphor then it defeats the purpose of the metaphor
I'll let your imagination run wild. Good for the mind, y'know? Unless you go crazy
Which in that case, not my problem

The patchmaster is a (monster) cat!

>>13696396
>Well if I have to explain the metaphor then it defeats the purpose of the metaphor
Not him, but those are jokes you're thinking about.

Is it bad that i have about 50 /mgg/ threads in my tabs that i have yet to read?

>tfw no Mantis twins to fall asleep with
Guess I'll sleep alone tonight.
Just like every other night.

>>13696403
So you're right
A mace and a flail are similar. Not really, but some people call a flail a mace. But these same people call a mace a mace
Then again, in all honesty I didn't really think this through and a better metaphor would've been mace from a mace

>>13696407
How the heck did you manage to get 50 /mgg/ threads?

>>13696409
I want pink, orchid mantis twins to nuzzle against me while they sleep.
I also want them to be slightly chubby so they are softer to snuggle.

>>13696396
>>13696403
>>13696411
This is just some new form of bullying, designed to keep me from recreating the homoerotic tensions between the MC and Andrea before the MC, in this case Craig, learns the other is a girl now. I'll just go read Nyanon's new thing.

Twin monstergirls who share you without your knowledge

>>13696411
By flail do you mean morningstar? It has been used as a name for flails, though historically morningstars are actually a big spiked mace and not flails.

>>13696415
Sometimes it's fun to bully you, Alpie. And I don't even like bullying
There's just something about you

>>13696420
Maybe it's my M aura.

>>13696419
That's what it was. See, I told you I didn't think it through. Constant nagging in my head saying that I'm wrong but I just ignored it
It can't be helped

>>13696407
That's like what, 130-180k+ replies to go through?

>>13696421
Maybe. Can't even consider myself an S due to my nature
But there's just something about you

>>13696345
>stuffed Black Dragon called Olivia
You cheeky fucker.

>>13696413
I'm usually busy, and the time i have on my computer is mainly comp gaming with my group back from high school
>>13696423
Bout so, i mostly skim just so i can see the greentexts that dont have pastebins...

>>13696438
Why do you need to go through 50 /mgg/'s?

>>13696440
It brings me dread to miss on what i could have read. And the fact of if it was something i would really like.

>>13696445
oh, and i have about 70 tabs open at the moment... only a small problem

>>13696445
But 50 threads dude
Wait, shit, we've gone through 50 threads on here since the move?

>>13696440

Let him immerse himself in MGs

>>13696345
Well, in conclusion: this shit feels real, you know? Like, these characters are more human than the cartoony, 80's teen movie shit I make. You've done a pretty good job with that. If you keep it up, you'll be just fine and dandy.

>>13696356
I was wrong, I've just got one more left in me.
Caesar's Legion is perhaps one of the most reprehensible, vile, and cruel factions in the history of the wastelands. Formed by Edys Sallow, who took the title "Caesar" for herself, the Legion operates under one rule, Caesar's. Comprised of various tribes, raider clans, and bandit gangs, human and monstergirl alike, the Legion treats it's men even worse than the Enclave, keeping them as little more than sexual slaves for sating the lust of the troops or as the personal slave of a high ranking officer. To Caesar, men serve but one purpose: breeding. Caesar's desire is to conquer the wastes and destroy any technology her legion finds, and in doing so revitalize society and make it strong again, free from the "crutch" of technology. Though she was originally human, Caesar has long since transformed into a powerfu succubus, swaying countless tribes with her immense charisma. At her sides are her Spymaster, the Werewolf Vulpes, the captain of her guard and head torturer, the Apophis Lucia, and her mightiest warior, a giant of a woman named Lania. Lania's species is unknown due to her armor concealing her flesh, but she is huge, standing nearly two heads above everyone else.
>Author's Note #1: It seems there was once another Legate among Caesar's circle. A man named Joshua Graham. I have reason to believe that Caesar pined for him, but Joshua spurned her and was removed from the picture via immolation. Rumors among the legion of the continued survival of an individual they call "The Burned Man" implies that he may have survived.
>Author's note #2: The documents I've stolen and used for this entry make reference to yet another human man serving Caesar in the old days. A man named "Ulysses". He's only mentioned in one document, mentioning him as the leader of the "New Canaan campaign" but after that he vanishes. What happened to him?

>>13696448
actually more, cause once my internet went out when refreshing my browser and cleared my tabs which was about 28 i think threads.

>>13696297
>Grab handfuls of her flabby hips and use your arms to push and pull her around your dick
>She's clinging onto a railing with her back arched, wrapping her arms and legs around it and holding on for dear life
>You pull her off and both slowly float off into the middle of the room together
>She pulls out, grabs you and starts kissing deeply, momentum causing her messy hair to trail over and past your face
>The lack of gravity makes your heat and sweat stick to each other like a warm, slippery suit, perfect for her to grind her chest against yours
>You break the kiss, grabbing her thighs and "lifting" her until she's laying back perpendicular to you, asshole positioned over the tip of your member
>With a firm grip, you plunge back into that impossibly blissful tightness, jackhammering her in and out while she wraps her legs around your back for support
>Droplets of sweat are flying in every direction, she's stifling her pleasured screams with both paws while her huge breasts, buoyant and completely free from gravity, are bouncing back and forth with every thrust
>She tenses and arches her back as you empty your seed into her, feeling the muscles inside her anus clench to milk you dry
>She rides the orgasm, desperate for something to hold onto to ride out the sensation as her mind floats in bliss like her body
>When you're both recovered from orgasm, you pull out and hug her tightly
>She hugs you back, keeping her legs wrapped around you as you bring up your kness to cradle her ass
>The ventilation keeps you together in the middle of the room, falling asleep as you float and drift in each others' embrace

Sounds nice.

>>13696451
Alp, pls.

>>13696521
One of those shitty updates is coming today. I'll be in done with it two hours tops. You'll see how apt and valid those criticisms are.

>>13696524
Hey, don't push yourself to update

>>13696524
You said you won't update for a week or two. And then you updated Vertex and now this. You lying Alp!

>>13696533
>>13696524
It ain't good to lie, Alpie

>>13696528
>push yourself
I'm not pushing. I just got sidetracked by Nyan's adoption story.
>>13696533
>>13696535
Alp's word and all that. But next week another cousin of mine is getting married and I need to be far from home for that, so don't expect anything.
Unless Monday brings centipede

>>13696538
>next week another cousin of mine is getting married
>I have to go to a wedding the week after
Oh thank god. For a second I thought we were related

>>13695817
Eh it's not all its cracked up to be

>>13696541
It's an intimate affair for only the closest circle, only 50 people.
>>13696544
Aww.

>>13696544
This cat's got it right. Step off the walls and keep your momentum.

>>13696546

>>13696546
>It's an intimate affair
>50 people
Wow Alpie, I never took you for an orgy type of guy. What with being a hard M and all

>>13696524
Its true that your dialogue feels like something from a 50's cartoon, but otherwise you're pretty good.

>>13696555
What can I say, I love an audience. Now give me like 45 minutes to wrap this thing up.

>>13696477
Words cannot describe how much I want this.

>>13696477
Lewd/10, would read again and ask for more.

>>13696560
I'll give you 20, because I'm a cruel person
Also because I know you won't finish in time, and I like to see you squirm

>>13696550
>dirty apes can't even keep themselves clean
>>13696567
It's not like you can do anything to me if I fail.

>>13696573
I can laugh. Got the shades ready and everything

>>13696550
"A cutie pie cheetah will never lick you clean"

What's the point?

I wrote something to keep my mind off of stuff and take a break from my other story and it got way out of hand.

>The monastery you were raised in was well known.
>Heroes were raised here, brought up from nobility and the orphans of peasantry alike.
>Kings would send their sons there to make them better men.
>Your father, a soldier-turned-farmer, wanted you to learn what it meant to fight.
>He was raised in a brutal world, filled with violence, where he had to fight viciously to survive.
>He felt you needed the skills to fight, but more than that, you needed reason, tempering, and will.
>So he sent you to the monastery, in hopes they would see the spark they looked for in young recruits and raise you into a man the world could be proud of.
>With a tearful farewell to your mother, your usually stoic father actually showing emotion to smile and tell you that you were destined for great things, you left behind your simple life.
>It was not easy.
>You did not only train for combat, you trained for whatever life could throw at you.
>You were taught to be the sword that would cleave the vile, the shield that would take the blows for the meek, and the hand that would reach out to any who would take it.
>Thus they made and your brother-inductees into a fine Paladin, of the Golden Hand.
>After long years, your training was complete.
>Immediately, you said goodbye to your friends and teachers, your brothers in arms and your second family, before setting off to do as much good as you could.
>As with most Paladins, even with your order's renown, you had to start small, solving simple issues and conflicts, occasionally having to engage in small amounts of nonlethal combat.
>Though willed and with your heart in the right place, your training had left you somewhat brutal and blunt, your steadfast confidence in your cause leaving you also stubborn in your ways.

>>13696564
>>13696565
Actually, damn. You know what I forgot to include? Her orgasming from the buttfucking, and squirting it right in your face for you to catch with your open mouth.

Maybe next time.

>>13696604
>Eventually, you were employed by a merchant's caravan.
>It was your first experience with monsters.
>Your order taught you to be weary of their kind, they were easily consumed by their passions, and prone to obsession.
>Though you were trained thoroughly for encounters with them, you were always warned that some had powers far beyond what a fledgling Paladin could withstand.
>She was a mercenary, a salamander, married to one of her subordinates.
>The others with the caravan were human, much to your relief.
>But she frightened you, her strange and inhuman parts made your mind reel, her extremely sexual nature and constant public displays of affection made you uncomfortable, and at times disgusted.
>You kept as much distance between you and the couple as possible.
>As the caravan traveled to far away reaches, more would join, while others left.
>Mainly other merchants would join in on with your band of travelers, sometimes more mercenaries would be hired, but occasion, a monster looking for adventure would join.
>Much to your displeasure, you were quite popular amongst some of them, your devotion to your cause and chaste nature left certain species absolutely drooling over you.
>You avoided monsters as much as you could.
>As you went farther from your homelands, and from major civilization, monsters became more common, as did the less savory of both monster and man.
>It was inevitable that a raid would occur somewhere along the route.
>Metal clashed, different species fought against each other, and you scrambled to protect all that you could.
>You even helped a few monsters, who promised obscene things for repayment.
>But one encounter stood out to you.
>She didn't reveal herself as a magic user until you rushed to save her.
>The cloths that wrapped her up came undone with a good slash from a bandit's blade, revealing for the first time her face and her fox ears.

>>13696610
>She unleashed a torrent of magic upon the banditry the likes of which you had never seen before.
>When the fight settled, and the caravan let out a breath of relief, you stormed up to the kitsune.
>The first words were of simple gratitude, the rest were blunt judgments on why she didn't help out sooner.
>Her response carried the overconfidence of nobility, saying she thought the mercenaries were competent enough to toss off rabble until her clothes were ruined.
>You were taught to help all you could, when you could. Going against this was a revolting display of greed to you, a spit in the face upon everything you stood for.
>You both argued harshly, flinging insults at each other long into the night before both of you felt too fatigued to drag it on any further.
>So begun your strange relationship with her.
>As the raids became more frequent, you would always demand she use her magic to help speed up the fight.
>She would always refuse, leaving you on your own in your crusade to protect the caravan while delivering justice to the raiders.
>But even through the bitterness between the both of you, monsters will be monsters.
>You noticed the flirting begun to become almost nonexistent at one point.
>Asking would give you one answer. "Did you fuck that fox yet?"
>The prospect was unfathomable to you.
>Yes, she was beautiful, but she was foreign, she was selfish, and she was, overall, a bitch.
>She felt much the same about you, calling you a brute, a stubborn idiot, and a suicidal maniac.
>As time went on your hate in each other only grew, as did everyone's cries of "Just jam it in her already," or "Rape him you pussy!"
>If anything, everyone's goading of romantic pursuits with her only seemed to make you hate her more.
>And as time went on, so did your skill in combat, and, as with most Paladins, so did your name and deeds.

>>13696613
>But out in uncivilized lands, that meant you were a prize for the strongest of barbarians and savages.
>Eventually, a massive horde came to claim your caravan.
>Everyone fought with a ferocity you haven't seen out of them before, struggling against all odds to survive through the insurmountable odds.
>You were covered in blood, struggling through the swathes of bandits, trying to find where the kitsune was so you could force her to use her magic and turn the tide.
>You found her hiding in a broken wagon with an arrow sticking out of her arm.
>She kicked and screamed as you dragged her out.
>She looked at your blood-covered form in horror as you screamed in her face to use her magic, to do something, anything!
>When your eyes came back into focus, you were somewhere you didn't recognize.
>Fear gripped your heart as you asked the kitsune what happened.
>She spoke with fear, and anger, and indignity, saying she teleported you all away from that hellhole.
>When she said that you punched her in the stomach with a gauntlet-covered hand.
>You screamed out, calling to the caravan, running into the woods.
>The kitsune choked out for you to stop as you wildly looked for your charges.
>You got good and lost in the woods, likely running in circles and screaming out for anyone you recognized.
>The kitsune eventually found you again, when a pack of feral werewolves ran screaming and bloodied from you.
>She called you a madman, shouting that you would surely have died if you stayed and fought, how you're risking death or worse right now crying out and attracting attention.
>You responded at least you would have died with honor.
>You argued for a long time, shouting at each other about the cruelest things both of you could think of.
>In those moments, you hated her more than anything you have ever hated before.
>When the stream of abuses subsided, you set about making a fire, setting up some form of camp, and getting the arrow out of her.