/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Unless she actually gets naked, I'm not interested.

She's fat.

Come back when she releases her AV.

>>1369436
me rikey chunky white wimmens.

You will buy Haruhi DVDs instead.

> buy

>>1369432
>She's done America proud.
Right, so she's made it even more pig disgusting. I see what you're getting at.

sage for Emily.

How's the sex?

Fuuuuuuuck
The more I look at OP's pic, the more attractive she looks... These must be some evil marketing tricks, right? Right? EMIRRRRYYYYY

shit right?

>>1369519
Yes, it's called "photoshop"

Is she a virgin?

>>1369532
No. She has some STD or something according to her AIM logs.

>>1369519
Go masturbate and come back and look at the pic, I guarantee you wont feel the same about it.

I don't find much worth in non-virginal women myself, but that's just me.

>>1369545
>I don't find much worth in non-virginal women myself, but that's just me.
You are going to die alone, pic sort of related.

>>1369551
Fine by me.

>>1369551

Fine by me too my female friend. I know you want to be seen as pure like virgin women are, but you cant have that, you gave it away when you let that bro-magnon have your virginity.

Honestly, there are reasons to hate Emiry, but some of it just smacks of jealousy.

I mean, it was Emiry's dream to become an idol in Japan, even though she was just some failure of a weeaboo girl from murka. But now look, even though she's not a very GOOD idol, she still realized that dream. That's better than any of us faggots on /jp/ will do.

Yeah yeah, she's a fat weeaboo beh beh...

Torrents

>>1369566
That's because there's no way for us to become the little girl yet. Once there is, I'm sure there'll be tons of dream realizing going on.

see folks? Gaijin CAN succeed in Moonland, if only you tried like Emirry. Who is probably fluent in Japanese now.

>>1369564
I'm flattered that you think I'm a girl, because it's my dream to be the little girl.

>>1369569
>there's no way to become the little girl yet

lol, what? hormone therapy and sex reassignment surgery would like to have a word with you.

>>1369576
>little girl
>little

IT'S OKAY GUYS, IT'S NOT PORN. IT'S TOTALLY DIFFERENT FROM PORN, HER PARENTS AGREE. IT MIGHT SEEM WEIRD BUT IT'S JUST TO SUPPORT HER ALBUM, AND IT'S TOTALLY NOT PORN.

>>1369576
You're not solving the "little" problem.

>>1369580
If only you had manned up and told your parents you wanted to be a girl when you were nine, they could have started therapy then and you'd be virtually indistinguishable from a real girl

There are quite a few women on tonight, and I love them all equally.

>>1369589
>women on
>/jp/
I don't think so Tim.

>>1369584
>had manned up

>>1369601
Are you kidding? There are lots of women on /jp/, I can spot them easily.

>>1369584
>>manned up
>>wanted to be a girl

lolirony

>>1369584
When I was nine I was taller than most adult Japanese women, the dream of being a little girl was already lost.

Speaking of failed Idols, whatever happened to magibon?

>>1369584
I wonder how many of us knew we wanted to be the little girl at that age? I mean, most transgendered people claim that they 'knew all along', but I suspect that is largely because if you say that, it is easier to convince doctors to give you hormones and slice up your genitalia.

>>1369645
Doctors don't care as long as you pay them.

>>1369645
I always had gender/sexual identity issues.

>>1369650
tell that to the Fucking Retarded Standards of Care

>>1369660
Doctors get sued for malpractice all the time. They don't really care.

>>1369660
Maybe you should move to Iran.

/jp/ - Transgender/Body Issues

>>1369675
Iranian Standard of Care is the best! You can't be gay when you're dead!

>>1369663
I'm not saying that there aren't people who have honestly always felt that way, I just think that it gets over-reported because of the perceived advantage of saying that you have.

>>1369696
Actually, Iran is ≥#1 when it comes to turning men into women.

Research much?

>>1369725
That's not turning people gay, that's unturning people gay through technicality.

>>1369725
>>1369738
Intriguing!

...I don't think that would help those of us that want to be lesbians, though. ;_;

>>1369754
They are very old school. Parents will actually be HAPPY that a girl is keeping their daughter away from men. Until marriageable age though, then it's time for a hanging.

>>1369650
Psychiatrists have to sign off on you before you can get the surgery, because it irreversible, drastically life changing, and controversial among idiots.

>>1369566
>I mean, it was Emiry's dream to become an idol in Japan

its emirry dream to suck japanese cock and now she is going that

>>1369822
Are you a woman?

>>1369804
And good for her.

>>1369824
Sure, why not. You are communicating with a woman.

full force

I wonder what our kyoudai think about this?

>>1369834
Haha, I knew I was right!

So what do you women get up to these days?

>>1369850
We're experimenting with a form of hormone therapy that can temporarily engorge a clitoris into a penis-sized organ. We've also nearly perfected artificial sperm grown from stem-cells.

>>1369850
looks like athens' sarcasm detector is as faulty as his girldar

>>1369858
lol you women are so adorable, I wish there was some way of purchasing you from a shop.

>>1369860
This does not bode well for the future of gender relations.

>>1369645
I've known since about eight, I think; certainly by the time I started high school.
/still male, too lazy to do anything about it

Rapidshare is where?

Oh boy, another athens circlejerk thread.

I sometimes wonder if he's responding to himself, I don't see why anyone else would.

Honestly, if there are girls in /jp/, then I'd consider them comrades in arms. They're obviously just as ugly and ronery as the males here. We should all stick together.

>>1369872

Silly, Remilia's cock is the biggest in /jp/.

>>1369879
Life as a woman wouldn't be any better anyways. Your life is your own fault. Even if you underwent a perfect, magical transformation where everyone remembered you as always having been a woman, you'd still have the same faulty personality that makes you miserable now. You'd be better off giving up your identity and learning how to accept happiness at all. No one is beautiful who doesn't love that which with they identify.

>>1369907
Remilia must be a woman though, she said all men were bastards in this and another thread. She's so fucking moe.

>>1369907
>>just as ugly and ronery
ಠ_ಠ

>>Remilia's cock is the biggest in /jp/.
ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ

>>1369917
It probably is. Mine is two inches tall, and it's one of the biggest here.

>>1369913
I'm not of the opinion that I'm transgendered personally... but I think that there are certain things which would be easier if one were of a gender of which society's expectations were closer to one's nature. One's personality would not change, no, but one might receive less criticism for particular aspects of one's personality.

>>1369935
Yeah, it's dangerous to think that changing sexes will automatically solve all your problems, but it certainly helps if you are comfortable in your own skin

After reading this thread I firmly believe that I am a lesbian in a man's body.

>>1369941
Explain how it is possible that you want to be a woman though, I mean, it's impossible, women are women and men are men. And that's the law of biology.

We are playing with dangerous forces here.

>>1369949
oh athens, your troll-fu will forever be weak and feeble

>>1369949
You can't keep trolling with the same material if you use the same tripcode, dummy.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sexual_reassignment_surgery
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Androgen_insensitivity_syndrome

>>1369967
>dummy

Are you a woman too? I knew a lot of women would be on /jp/ today, that's why I came on, because I love you all so much.

Regardless. I think people should go and live in the mountains like real men if they feel like that. What distinguishes men from women is that we are stoic gods of self-control and can go out and do man shit like lifting up logs, myself I can sail pretty well. And row a boat well too. Basically go out into the mountains and find yourself.

>>1369979
You're afraid of talking to women. You're hardly a man.

>>1369979
I hate myself for it but I lol'd at this

PROTIP: if people are laughing, it's not a good troll

>>1369979
Oh god, it's that time of the day again.

>>1369967

Years of surgery that horribly mangles your body, which can go terribly wrong, and you still end up looking like a drag queen as opposed to the little girl. Until we have more advanced gene therapies, your creepy dreams will remain as such

some big feet

>>1369983
I'm a solitary man. And you women on /jp/ are all I need ♥♥♥

>>1369979
>What distinguishes men from women is that we are stoic gods of self-control and can go out and do man shit like lifting up logs
wait, so then by your definition, if some women can do those things... they are in fact men...?

>>1370007
I only like other women.

>>1369979
Have you ever realized that what you do is the same as stating "zomg no girls on the internet" (only reversed)

I am just curious.

I'm a man, anyone want to suck my cock?

>>1370014
God damn it /jp/, we can't use Sarah Palin as the butt of every joke!

>>1370019
Argh, I prefer to maintain the delusion that I'm the only lesbian on /jp/. Shoo.

>>1370026
>> Margaret Thatcher
>> feminine
10/10

>>1370014
They are women like Margaret Thatcher, who is one of my heroes. Old style 'feminine' women.

>>1370018
All girls on the internet.

>>1370019
You've broken my heart, you witty, beautiful, very tsundere girl on the internet. _|￣|o

>>1370007
Socialfags should go back to /b/

>>1370024
Sarah Palin shoots wolves with high caliber weapons from an airplane
athens posts on the internet

Sarah Palin is more of a man than athens
8U

Lumberjacks want to be women, too.

>>1370029
I mean, dignified feminity, she was very 'prim and proper', but I'm not physically attracted to her.

>>1370028

Actually, we got a ton of lesbians here on /jp/. Remilia is the trip-touhou one, of course.

It's all straight guys and gay girls here.

>>1370031
8U

On a side note, any female here want to fuck? It seems as though I'm the only male together with athens in this thread.

>>1370033
I know we do, but I like to pretend. Which is easier without tripfags and pronouncements.

>>1370031
Sarah Palin is a bit odd though isn't she?

>>1370028
You must be so cute.

>>1370032
♥

>>1370034
You're a woman.

>>1370033 straight guys and gay girls
But I thought we were gay/straight for Jun?

THERE ARE NO MEN ON THE INTERNET

I've just figured it out; it all makes sense now:

Athens is a woman.

>>1370052
NO YOU'RE A WOMAN

>>1370048
asserting that the internet is full of women, and assuming someone is cute because they're a lesbian?

... Is today 'opposite day' or something?

>>1370061
We figured this out weeks ago
she is a truly amazing troll

I'm the real athens don't listen to that woman using my trip.

>>1370061
Shut up woman.

>>1370063
The internet actually is full of women. Just not on this site.

>>1370068
BUT DERE IS NO GURLS ON INTER BUTTS DURR HURR

>>1370067
No I am, you stupid niggerette.

>>1370061
Everything makes sense now

NO! I'M ATHENS!!

>>1370064
>>1370065
No, no, I'm just a man who loves a particular kind of woman.

>>1370067
Imposter, archive is readily accessible if people want to check my real trip.

>>1370063
Well lesbians are less threatening than heterosexual women, and they make me less scared in an enclosed social setting.

Also, I have given my word that by the end of the year I will have asked a woman out to dinner irl.

>>1370076
Don't make me impregnate you, woman.

ITT: Athens, everywhere. It's a dream come true.

>>1370084
why do you feel less threatened by lesbians? because there's a natural level of mutual disinterest?

My name is athens and I don't actually have a real trip.

>>1370084
>Imposter, archive is readily accessible if people want to check my real trip.
You mean MY real trip? You've only hacked my trip recently, I'm sure a mod can prove me right. What's the matter, woman? My words a little too harsh for you?

>>1370087
Yes. They like dicks, I like dicks, I have no problems starting up a conversation.

Why don't you ever troll /mu/ anymore athens? ;_;

>>1370087
>because there's a natural level of mutual disinterest?

Basically yes. So I find it easier to get along with them.

>>1370085

Hey there, are you a woman too?

I don't think so, Kim.

>>1370103
I can understand that.

>>1370112

Cool. To be honest I know I promised that I'd ask a girl out to dinner before the end of the year, but I will probably fail. I just seize up. I wish lesbians liked men in an intimate way too...

>>1370121
Aren't you just the brightest of all?

>>1370121
>I wish lesbians liked men in an intimate way
ಠ_ృ

>>1370121
>I wish lesbians liked men in an intimate way too...
I can't say I'm sure of what you're saying here.

>>1370107
I want to be the singing little girl.

I can dream right?
Right?

>>1370133
What do you mean?

>>1370146
hmm, I mean, I wish I could find a girl who I didn't act nervous around basically. But could be comfortable around her.

It's like the race has already started and all of us haven't even begun jogging yet. Hell the race started 7 or 8 years ago for most of us. They're miles ahead...

So how about that torrent?

>>1370161
And I want a beautiful little girl's voice; I wish there were voice box implants that let you talk like Miku.

>>1370194
Soon.. soon.. ;_; The future is soon..

>>1370194
You can actually get vocal cord surgery but it's EXTREMELY dangerous and the results are often dissatisfying

>>1370163
Have you considered dating a trap?

>>1370200
Trap here

I think I speak for all of us when I say 'fuck that'

>>1370202
It doesn't have to be vocal cords; a device that monitors my brain waves and says what I am thinking would be cool, too.

>>1370194
>>1370202
It's possible to achieve this through training alone.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t9-CS2v8wcc

>>1370163
I have never thought of the exercise of finding the right girl as a race before. It seems a lot of people think this way.

>>1370200
No, I'd prefer a real woman. I just want to make a woman really happy, have a very special person who I'd go all out for. I'd love to take her on a trip around the world, have her fall asleep on my shoulder on the plane. I honestly feel like this is my destiny. I'm going to work as hard as I can.

>>1370223
There are parts of your brain devoted to just that. You haven't trained them into good shape is all.

>>1370229
>I'd love to take her on a trip around the world
With that you mean you'd introduce her to /jp/ and give her her own shitty trip called athenessa, right? That way you can show the whole internet world how much you hate women.

>>1370200
Traps have more drama than women do.

>>1370224
Yeah, obviously, but he posted about a "magical device"

>>1370223
I think some might call that your 'speech cortex' captain

>>1370224
A lot of fucking Vegeta-level training.

>>1370239
I did lol admittedly.

>>1370229
You don't want to make any actual woman happy. You want to be capable of making an idealized woman happy so that you can consider yourself worthy of love. But any method you learned now for pleasing, because the core personality you formed by the time you were 17 is who you are for the rest of your life, and that personality isn't deserving of love. Further, if you tried to learn a method for pleasing your idealized woman, you'd always fail to please any actual woman. Thus, no one will ever love the you who is who you mean by 'I'.

>>1370250
Where can I find a Hyperbolic Time Chamber?

>>1370224
[voice name=vegeta]
I WILL become the litle girl!
[/voice]

>>1370268
Do you think it's impossible then? Surely formulative years are important, but with a little grit and determination... And everyone idealizes everything, ever.

>>1370164
>>1370164
>>1370164
>>1370164

oh fuck the emily DVD is out DO FUCKING WANT

>>1370286
It meaning achieving personal happiness is impossible as long as you want something impossible or contradictory, or don't know what you really want.

>>1370300
I know what I want though, and it's not contradictory, with a little positive thinking - anything is possible.

>>1370303
"Positive thinking" is what is largely responsible for the current American economic crisis.

>>1370308
That's more unrealistic expectations though, and lack of foresight.

>>1370311
And you think you're smarter than the Jews in charge of the American economy?

>>1370314
But knowledge of economic theory and how to apply it isn't the same as relationships. Don't be so cynical.

>>1370325
Supply, demand, perceived value gain. It is so the same.

>>1370325
Do you really think millionaires have more difficulty attracting the sort of women they like than you?

>>1370347
Not to mention asymmetric information problem
It's called a marriage market for a reason

She's not japanese.Get out.

>>1370347
For the last 4 years I've analysed the dynamic of male female relationships to the same extent, seeing them in linear, measurable terms, even adopting economic terms like you do. And it really hasn't got me anywhere, the truth is, I _am_ fine on my own, but that's not enough for me, I don't care whether it's in a year, or in 5 or even 10 - I know I will eventually find somebody, I know that requires proactivity on my part. But cynicism is not conducive to that. I've basically got to be as positive as possible, approach every day with the same positive feeling as the last. Eventually it will pay dividends, I'm not a slave to the formulative process of my adolesence, and neither is anyone else here. And if they do want to be alone, that's as good a choice as any in my opinion.

But in general, I do love women. I love their quirks, their own style of wit and so on. They are just so...... interesting.

>>1370349
Well they may not do, but deep down they know it's a shallow and meaningless endeavour and it's marrying for money at the end of the day.

>>1370351
That's a problem in any relationship, not just intimate, and I've always been good at making friends.

You have become your own worst enemy, athens. Get the fuck out, normalfag.

>i've always been good at making friends
Now just you wait a minute...

>>1370359
That just means that your woman is more desperate. Nobody is going to marry you for love with the personality you display here on /jp/.

>>1370364
I think I'm quite nice on here most of the time. But again you are being too cynical. You can't wear my newly found positive nature down.

>athens !SysNpnp3nU

>>1370357
It does work in economics terms, but not in the way you think.

For example if you think: I'm rich, I shower her with gifts, I treat her like a princess, therefore she should love me.

But it doesn't work, not because of the economic theories behind it, but because it's not something woman value. They live on feelings, you have to make them feel to get them. Woman value guys who just do what they want, that's why that girl you see keep crawling back to the jock that beats her up, because his unpredictable moods attract her. Were as you, when you ask her on a date, you won't even push her to a place you like, rather you ask her "so where would you like to go?". To her it speaks of you lack of confidence and looks like you're hiding something.

TORRENT WHERE

Athens is the strongest troll.

Why is a weeaboo idol thread full of women?

>>1370380
>because his unpredictable moods attract her. Were as you, when you ask her on a date, you won't even push her to a place you like, rather you ask her "so where would you like to go?". To her it speaks of you lack of confidence and looks like you're hiding something.

Well if she said she didn't know then I'd suggest somewhere. But come on, I think you're reading too deeply into this, I was the one who came up with the restaurant analogy in the first place. I don't think all women are that machiavellian, I honestly think sluts are, I think sluts are disliked because the shallow facade matters more to them than anything else - for them it's living for the moment. But not a nice, quiet girl.

>>1370402
you're delusional

Seven apples on the witch's tree
With seven seeds to plant inside of me

>>1370406
But to suggest everyone has some kind of machiavellian subconscious alarm that would spring into action when asked what restaurant they would like to go to isn't? In all reality maybe the vast majority are like you say, that's fine by me, I'll keep on going until I find one of the minority.

>>1370413
I'm not the guy you've been talking to
But you're imagining some ideal "nice, quiet girl" that you will never ever encounter

>>1370418
But this isn't driven out of fantasy, I knew girls like this when I did my bachelor's degree. But I never _did_ anything.

What you're advocating is to give up all hope. How is that any better? You're just accepting defeat.

>>1370423
You can keep trying, but lower your expectations. Better to make the girl that satisfies half of your requirements happy than wait until your death for the perfect girl of your dreams that you may never find.

>>1370402
Well of course different people have different degrees of this, but common, you know most girl dreams of meeting someone who would sweep them off their feet rather than landing a shy otaku who may be a good provider materialisticly.

>>1370432
That goes without saying. The only real no-no is physical deformities and obesity.

>>1370434
How is what you outlined in >>1370380

>keep crawling back to the jock that beats her up

'sweeping someone of [their] feet'? It's just a masochism complex, plain and simple.

>>1370446
Oh right. Can you outline what you mean by being swept of their feet then? I'm interested.

>>1370443 physical deformities
But mental deformities are okay?

>>1370443
Uh, that was some other poster.

>>1370443
Well it's like, if you treat the girl like if she's some princess, do everything she ask and pay for all the shit, she's in charge in the relationship. Girls don't want that, they want a guy to push them around.

Hence you see those people who swings between asshole and occassional nice to girls get all the ladies, because in that relationship they are in charge. The girls have to respond to them and they love it, even if they get hurt physically in the process.

>>1370453
Well no, obviously. But again that goes without saying, and by physical deformities I mean like... missing half their face and stuff.

>>1370460
I don't want to lavish gifts on anyone to be honest. But I don't want to be an asshole either... That's just forced anyway.

>>1370443
I can understand obesity, but what's wrong with a girl who's lost her eyesight, an arm or a leg, or has scars from a horrible burn incident?

>>1370471
>a girl who's lost her eyesight, an arm or a leg, or has scars from a horrible burn incident?

I suppose it depends on the person, by 'physical deformities' I mean those rather exotic ones you hear about.

>>1370303
You will be a ronery v for the rest of your life, like the rest of us. That or you will betray your own ideals, women are doing that on a daily basis, because they don't share ideals nor morals

I better see this shit in /t/ in the coming days.

>>1370478
I will never betray my ideals nor my morals.

>>1370469
Yeah the idea is not to be an asshole, but you have to be honest with them girls if you want to win their hearts.

For example, say in a conversation, she asks you if you have a porn stash, what would you say? Your average anon (assuming they survived so far conversing with a female) would be all sweating and probably lie and say they don't. Females can tell you are lying immediately and it's a turn off. You are afread because you fear that if you say something along the lines of admiting you have porn while looking into her eyes she would think you are a baka hentai because you want to sex her up. She realizes this and to her that means you are not worthy of having sex with her.

Instead if you are confident about it and joke about it like "Yeah sure I have a well maintained stash, including the missing videos from Hitler's Bunker." She reads it as you thinking sex is a wonderful thing and would like to make love to her when the time is right.

>>1370495
I see, have you had any experience with this?

I can't do things like this, why can't you just chat amiably instead of all this guarded 'testing' conversation?

So basically this thread is full of advice-friending?

>>1370506
Well, if you are naturally honest to strangers then you would be fine. That's kind of what people see as 'confidence' anyway.

But your average anon is pretty shy are usually shows a different face in public (suppressing powerlevel, etc) and it's a big turn off to the ladies. If you are angry or sad or happy or whatever they want to see it, they don't want to see you wearing a stoic or fake happy mask towards her.

torrent where?

Cannot unsee fucking manjaw.

>>1370555
But naturally I don't really show much emotion around people. To be honest with you, I don't really want to get involved in any 'clubbing scene' or any of that nonsense anyway.

>>1369432

great, i love meth-addled hookers

anyway, i've got to go out. have a good day everyone.

>>1370613
aight, you do that, I'll still be awaiting this.

What if you wish to be the little girl wishing to be the little boy?

>>1370853
godammit, not this shit again.