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Monster Girl Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/UevqvF4h
First for Pharaoh, Lilim, Baphomet, and Dragon harem.
>>13686274I can't see a Lilim sharing you with anyone.
>you will never be breastfed by an apsara
>>13686278That's the power of pelvis baby! She'd share if I loved her enough.>>13686281Believe anon. Believe.
>>136862726th for jinkos
Kikis are olev
Finally. And I was even able to use that image the guy wanted last time.
>>13686284>That's the power of pelvis baby! She'd share if I loved her enoughEh, if that's your thing. I find far more attractive a girl that wants you to center all your attention on her, especially if she's from a powerful species.
Give her the B
So /mgg, chocolate or vanilla?
>>13686291Is Kyouya from Gj Bu the most common husbando between Kejourous?>>13686292Vanilla this time.
>>13686291Nice Kejourou, unknownbro.
>>13686274Seriously weren't you writing something with this?Or are those brief lewd blurbs I did months ago all it's gonna be?
>>13686295I didn't draw it. It was posted in the last thread.
Vampires a best.
I want to Impregnate Miia and then when she lays eggs she wraps me in her tail and we both cuddle our eggs until they hatch cute snake babies!
>>13686292Strawberry
>>13686303I kinda got a little depressed. Suicidal actually. For about two months. Just now recovering. I'm putting it on my to do list tonight. I have it all laid out in my head. Just gotta get it down. Put some music on and whatnot. I won't let ya down.
>>13686294>Is Kyouya from Gj Bu the most common husbando between Kejourous?>Implying any of them can claim him for themselves when their all in a puddle of their own fluids by the time he's done.
I want an Alp to capture the Amazon that alped her using a combination of wits and newfound Mamono strength, then strip her clothes off over her defeated enemy while saying "My turn, now."
>>13686292Swirl
>>13686325>Alp capturing anything>Amazoness alping anyoneI mean, what?
>>13686308I want a Vampire roommate who hides the fact that she's a monster girl until I wake up in the middle of the night and find her sucking my blood.
>>13686322they're*
>>13686308I want to be the platonic servant and advisor to a vampire, or any powerful monstergirl really
>>13686345I want to help my evil waifu to conquer the world
A little something for those suffering the summer heat.http://pastebin.com/95cJk2Nd
>>13686360I want to help my Good Waifu slay you and your waifu!
>>13686367I want to corrupt you both into our cause
I posted a wip of a cheshire last week but I ended up scrapping it. If that anon that gave me some nice critique is still here though, I really appreciate it man. Thank you.
Hadn't come here in a month. What have I missed?
>>13686378Well, that's way better than what I can fabricate, I like it.
>>13686389Literally nothing.Leave now and save your sanity.
>>13686389mindflayer drop, and some more ask.fm stuff
>>13686389Story updates, and some new artists who aren't complete faggots. So, a little bit.
>>13686378I like it all except for the face.It looks...scrunched up.Like the eyes and the nose and the mouth are trying to get at the same place, you know Like a Clannad character.If you move the eyes up, though, it'll be perfect.
>>13686365Very nice!
>>13686389>That lamia>Hair over one eye>Sticking a tail in this pantsOh, I like her.
God DAMN I love wurms.
>>13686413You'd like any monster girl you fucking cunt.
>>13686419Wrong.I'd like any lamia. There's the difference.
>>13686419
>>13686322I want to overwhelm a Kejourou by running my hands and face through her hair at once.
>>13686389There's something odd about this image.
>>13686389I'm diggin' that fallen angel(?) in the back
>>13686389I'm unfamiliar with this. But I like it.Especially that Dark Angel in the back. Love the long hair.
>>13686426She's definitely a take on KC's Dark Angel. The chains and tattoos/pleasure runs are a dead give away. Really like what the artist has done with her though. Aged up a bit, and with lovely long hair.
>>13686389>tfw you'll never know how hard it is to live in MG city
>>13686374Well good Luck! I'm a 100th Level Monk, Paladin, White Mage! I've also unlocked the 8 Charka Points in my body, Have Access to the Unconscious Transmigration of Souls, Haki, Hamon, Kaio-Ken and Sacred Spirit Energy after forming Multiple Personalities to cut the training time down! I've fought and linked with the souls of King Arthur, Miyamoto Musashi, Hercules, Bruce Lee, Jesus and Primus! Not to mention I've been in over 100 Military Campaigns, seeing over 5000 battles and have gone through the Item Worlds of all My Weapons and Armors which were given to me by Various Deities!Also I love my waifu a lot!
>>13686314I know the feeling.
>>13686393>>13686397Thanks guys, and duly noted. I'm still having trouble with anime but I'll get it eventually.
>>13686389God monster girls are shitheads.
>>13686411Thanks man.
>>13686389Some of the faces look too, westernized? That's the only thing I could complain personally.>>13686438Ha! That's nothing compared to what our forces can create!We have nukes that spread demonic energy!
>>13686360>Be the husband to an evil monstergirl overlord>You're the only person she trusts completely, and the only one who can question her without punishment > You do your best to support her in every way you can and she's grateful for this > She's cold and cruel to others, but drops the act when she's alone with you and acts affectionate and caring>She enjoys slower cuddle sex and she likes to whisper into your ear how you'll give her many strong heirs when she's finished with her conquests >One day, you get kidnapped by a group of mercenaries who plan on using you a a bargaining chip against your waifu, while also planning on making use of you as their whore, just to demoralize your waifu >Before they can do anything to you, your waifu tracks you down and was all of the mercs publicly executed>When you're finally alone with your waifu, she break down crying and sobs that she was so worried and that you should never leave her again>She increases security tenfold to keep you safeEvil waifus are the best.
>>13686389I want to face-fuck that Holstaur.
>>13686463Anon please stop, my penis can only get so erect.
>>13686365Y'know what? I like it. You're exploring the possibilities of slimegirls, and that's something which I can appreciate. That, and it gave me a boner, so you're obviously doing something right there.If I were to critique you, though, I'd tell you that your writing needs more colour. Flourish, variety, kutzpah, or however you want to put it. Because right now, I'll admit that you're getting the point across, but it feels just a teensy bit little clinical. Just a little bit. Maybe quite a bit in the first half. I mean, shoot a gander at this:>Taking what you can get you raise the pouch to your mouth.>Taking slow small sips you try to soften the hard crag of your dry mouth.>The almost alien feeling of wetness induces a coughing fit.>Taking pause for a moment you rub your forearm across your forehead.You've got four sentences there one after the other, and three of them start with "Taken." Don't be afraid to throw a little flair in there, especially when you're writing about slimegirls. I mean, come on, you've shown that you can do some pretty exotic things with them, so why not let the writing compliment that exotic tone?Oh, and by the way, your Lab Accident story is top-notch. I hope you stick around, because you're very much speaking my language when it comes to what you're pulling out of your brain basket, buddy.
I want a dominating and slightly yan kiki to forcibly direct my life!
>>13686472I want all monster girls to return to their roots and become dominant rape machines!
>>13686389What's the one with her thumb in her mouth?
>>13686389>finally tame your yandere waifu>get a job as highteacher>mg students start to flirt and try to grope you>offhand you mention it to her
>>13686476>not going all the way back to non-humanoid savage deathbeastsCasuals.
>>13686389I wish Mizuryuu Key would do monstergirls. Loving the slut vibe in this one.
>>13686484What comes next is your own fault for being an idiot.
>>13686389>I ain't doing shit till you whip out a tit.jog
>>13686487Mizuryuu Kei draws the most deliciously slutty girls.Too bad half of it is NTR, though.
>>13686488He's not the one in trouble.
69th for studious Tanuki!
>>13686481oh my god, you can't just ask someone what kind of monster they are. jesus christ.
>>13686494Its his own fault for everything that happens.
>>13686481How would you get the attention of an Evil MG anyhow?
>>13686486But then I wouldn't get to drink maledom tears!
>>13686463>You're the only person she trusts completely, and the only one who can question her without punishment > She's cold and cruel to others, but drops the act when she's alone with you and acts affectionate and caringBest thing ever. Evil waifus a best.
>>13686491His ntr stuff is forgettable. Hard to feel bad about a girl getting cucked when she's just gonna jump on the nearest cock available. We don't see the guy getting chucked on the other ones so, same thing.>HalfReally dude?
>>13686463why do i want this so badly i don't even like evil
>>13686500It was one slip though, he thought he healed her yandere. It will be apparent when he shows up to class Monday and half of the students are absent
>>1368649510/10 Would give power of attorney to.
>>13686507Okay, I'm probably exaggerating, but the one with the slut family and MizuryuuLand ended in that.
>>13686503>Implying we wouldn't't simply dom them tooThe perk of being a dom is you can actually do stuff.Cry more.>inb4 biting the baitCall the the cops.
>>13686510>he thought he healed her yandereLike I said, he's an idiot. He's an idiot for thinking you can cure yandere and he's an idiot for going to work at a place with even hornier than normal monster girls.
>>13686378Lift the eyes a little bit. They're too close to the cheeks.
>>13686513Slut family yes, Mizuryuu land was just swinging.
>>13686468>Years later she makes good on her promise and she's now the ruler of a large and powerful county, as well as a mother to your children >Of course, she has her daughters trained to be rulers and conquerors, just like her >She still acts cold to the public, with only a faint smile appearing on her face whenever she talks of her husband and her family >Her propaganda paints you as the perfect mate, and all the woman want to have someone like you, and the men want to be like you.>She's calmed down since her old days, but she still gets angry when someone messes with you. You had to convince her not to execute the maid when she was caught spying on you and your waifu during your lovemaking
>>13686332>underestimating an alp>especially an alp with an agendaDo you want to get raped by an alp? Because that's how you get raped by alps.
>>13686496Even as a joke, stop it.
>>13686515You're adorable, it's like watching a child act like an adult.
>>13686501By doing evil deeds in front of her, duh.
>>13686504This, this right here. To take a line from the slowest updating coming on the internet>I'm less concerned with how they treat their enemies than with how they treat their friends.Honestly, this is the hottest concept ever.Immensely powerful waifu possibly beyond repercussion in any immediate sense, cold, calculating, cruel. Maybe she's full on Daji-mode and tortures people for fun. You can hear their screams in the distance. Perhaps you participate.But she's dere-dere for you. In a world of pain and horror, you're her anchoring rock. The exception. I cannot get any harder right now.
>>13686471Wow thanks.Yeah I totally agree with you my writing can unfortunately be a little mechanical in places.I have next to no experience writing creatively so I'm still trying to develop my writing voice as it were.Plus this latest one in particular was just a simple idea that popped into my head and I kind of just rushed through it, putting words to the page without really paying attention to how it came across.I appreciate the compliments/criticism!
>>13686533You're pathetic.
>>13686274Sluuuuuuut.
>>13686487>>13686491Is there a place where I can view more of his stuff? I searched everything on the iqdb and nothing came up other than some /tg/ archives.
Why are monster girls not being taught to not rape while men are taught how to avoid getting raped?
>>13686540http://g.e-hentai.org/tag/mizuryu+kei
>>13686530What's that? You're salty cause Monstergirls have become waifus and I have my throbbing maledom dick in "your" soup? I know. I'm also not removing it. Enjoy.
>>13686292Mint chocolate chip
>>13686542Because this is a reverse-rape setting.Fuck off if you don't like it.
>>13686542I know this is satire but this logic is 100% right.
>>13686542I'm sure the latter happens, but it's glossed over.
>>13686552This is either bait or ignorance.Dropped.
>>13686542Jewnukis.
>>13686538And then there's this faggot.
>>13686542Because that how things are.
>>13686560This. Do you know how much money the jewnukis make off of selling anit-rape kits to men and anit-anti-rape kits to monstergirls? They want us divided instead of united because they make a profit off of it.
>>13686549Please continue, I haven't laughed this hard at someone in forever.
>>13686550Succubutts getting turned into a pure and loving house wife that can still fuck the shit out of you is my fetish
>>13686549Will you please stop trolling the femdoms? You know how they get.
>>13686542For monsters I would guess that quite a few of them can get away with it. In general it's because they often have to, due to being ostracized, if we're talking about the typical fantasy scenario.
>>13686567Submissive Hellhound.
>>13686580You're not even trying.
>>13686542Monsteriarchy creating rape culture. I learned all about it in my Men's Study courses.
>>13686549>>13686567Stop you two.
>>13686580That's my fetish.
>>13686582Give it a few hours.>>13686573You know how it is.
>>13686580Different anon. Stop fucking biting the bait. I followed the reply chain and it's very obvious the post you initially replied to was shitty bait. Stop making an ass of yourself.
>>13686580Going to have to try a little harder than that.
>>13686590If you did you know that I know that he knows it's bait.But fine, no fun allowed.
>>13686582Monogamous Succubus
>>13686601Where do you think we are, /v/?
So in a monster girl world MRAs would be a legitimate group and not a bunch of whiny neckbeards.That's pretty cool.
I want to see a Nerdy Hellhound
>>13686601Solid slime.
>>13686601Polyamorous unicorn.
>>13686585It's off-topic meta argument faggotry. Just report them both and ignore it. We're on the front page, people are trying to stir shit up.
>>13686607>bunch of whiny neckbeardsTumblr pls go.
>>13686597>funIt's cringey and if enough people bite your or his bait the threads become god awful for the next four or so hours.
>>13686604/a/*
Why can't we have nice things?
>>13686607They would be like feminists. So they would be whiny neckbeards.
>>13686611The victim complex is out of control.
>>13686608>Bookworm HellhoundI can get behind this.Especially since I started some writefaggotry around this very thing.
>>13686614>>13686618I regret making this post because I can already see it turning into a tumblr vs /v/ bullshit.
>>13686607MRAs are depressed, divorced dudes. Only tumblr uses the label in that sense. The word you're looking for is robots or /r9k/.
>>13686607MRA? Google giving me 20 different things and none of them look right.
>>13686626men's rights activistsome thing that started on reddit (not as a parody) in response to tumblr's swjs
>>13686615You mean like always?
>>13686626Nothing wrong with guys who want equality of law.At least they don't pretend to be for everyone.
>>13686608I like this sort of thing as long as something from their default personality sticks. Like a bookworm dragon would hoard knowledge and books instead of treasure, and would be elitists.
>>13686608Too bad, Hellhounds are proud dominant monsters.If you want some shitty nerd go fuck a Cyclops.
>>13686608Does she still rape guys?
>>13686586Did you dress her up or make her go nude?
Knowingly biting the bait is still biting the bait.
>>13686637>Waaah you can't do that!This guy.
>>13686633Sometimes when the stars align, and a few disruptive regulars are asleep, people can actually enjoy things for a little while then the thread gets comfy.But no, I don't see deliberate shitflinging like this every thread. Emphasis on every.
>>13686637>drinks jizz>proudkek
Here we go.
>>13686637You can't stop us.I'm gonna make her wear a collar too.
>>13686637They're dominant monsters but they're not proud. It even states they aren't.>>13686649That doesn't affect a monster's pride when they get stronger from doing so.
>>13686637>no u hav 2 do it my way!What a fucking child.
>>13686643Dress her up as a maid, obviously.
There is literally nothing wrong with peanutbutter on a hamburger.
>>13686659What's next?Pineapple on fucking pizza?
>>13686659>Peanutbutter>On a HamburgerAmericans
>>13686653Would you make her clean up your Coor's Lite cans from the floor?
>>13686659I...have yet to try that.
>>13686656>they get strongerSpirit energy is literally just food to them, not some fucking Nasus Q stack that piles up with time and makes them invincible.
>>13686659You just made the Kikis cry anon.
>>13686534You're a pretty competent writer, I'd say.I couldn't correct you for your spelling, because I didn't see any errors, and when I say that you know it means something. In regards to your grammar though, there's just one tiny little thing I'd like to correct you on.>“Shhh there there now. It’s okay, just leave it to me.” She coos.I'll take this sentence as an example. Now what you're doing wrong here is you're using a period at the end of the dialogue, then transitioning back into your narrative by narrating her actual speech. What you want to write is this:>“Shhh there there now. It’s okay, just leave it to me,” she coos.Why is that? Well, you're extending the sentence beyond the dialogue without a break in it. Hence the comma and uncapitalised "she." If there was a break after the dialogue, like if a character speaks, THEN does something, then you can full stop it. Like so:>"I'm going to swap the labels for the plastic and paper recycling, and there's nothing that OCD knock-off wolfgirl can do about it." She bared her teeth at the end of the statement, as if inviting those nearby to challenge her.There, our delinquent anti-recycler is talking, THEN performing an action.But enough about that. I don't mean to lecture, and Google's a better teacher for that sort of thing than I. Basically, just keep doing what you're doing, and keep improving. Read books, write what you want, and feel confident doing it. All I can really say at this point without rambling.
>>13686645But it's so delicious!
>>13686645It's a perpetual cycle of bait baiting the baiters. This thread is bait, your post is bait, my reply is bait. It's all bait.
>>13686663>shitty amerfat beerDisgusting.
>>13686658You can do better than that.
>>13686660You looking for a fight, mate?
>>13686665It sustains them but can also makes them stronger. It's not>some fucking Nasus Q stack that piles up with time and makes them invincible.Right. I didn't say that at all. It's more akin to EXP. in some JRPG. I would say this is at least true when their husband has become an incubus.
>>13686660There is nothing wrong with a barbecue meat and pineapple pizza. With a balance of sweet and acidic flavors. Fight me.>>13686664It's as good as it sounds abhorrent.>>13686666GOOD.
>>13686640I dont know, i cant into building people
>>13686674What's wrong? I thought you would like Coor's Lite.
>>13686676I am open for suggestions.
>>13686659That sounds nasty
>>13686674>Drinking beer at all>Not killing your liver with whiskeyLaughing onis.jpg
>>13686685As a man of exquisite taste, I find that offensive.>>13686689Agreed.
>>13686680>It's more akin to EXPThat and if they stacked three XP boosters, no use fighting something that is always stronger than you.
Monster Girl Thread - Food discussion
>>13686689Now here's a man with taste
>>13686689Vodka beats all.
>>13686689Muh craft beer tbh
>>13686653>>13686637HEY, I SAID I WANTED A NERDY HELLHOUND, i never once said anything about her being a sub/dom, or wearing a collar, so cut that shit out
>>13686686"Property of Anon" tattooed on her butt."Master's bitch slave" on her chest. Something like that.>inb4 tattoos ewwGet her a shirt.
>>13686689Guys, this is /jp, we all have to drink sake, right?
>>13686698To be fair, >>13686637 started it.
>>13686698Too bad, Hellhounds aren't for that.Go have a Cyclops cosplay if you want a fluffy nerd.
>>13686699I dunno, I'd like to preserve her beauty as much as possible.
>>13686700Oh, if only this thread was more /jp/-like.Anyway, no, sake isn't otaku culture.
>>13686700Your eyes will always be round.>>13686695They make vodka for men?
>>13686699>Not getting matching tattoos saying that you're her property as well
>>13686699Tattoos really do suck, thoughGet her some nipple piercings instead
>>13686698>Trying to make people stop baitingNice one.
>>13686706He can have a nerdy hellhound if he wants to, so sayeth KC.
>>13686704Wrong.
>>13686706>Hellhounds aren't for that.They are if he feels like it.
>>13686704this aint about being fair, dont add fuel too the fire.Dont bite the bait.
>>13686712Why do people like nipple piercings? They just seem like they'd be weird and in the way to me.
>>13686711Hahahaha, no.Fucking smug equalfags.
>>13686704I bet that post wasn't even made by a sub.
>>13686699>implying being dom means treating her like propertyShows what you know, it's about protecting her smile.
>>13686714Right, I completely forgot.Monsters that support KC's fetish can be whatever the want.
STOP. FUCKING. FIGHTING. RIGHT. NOW.I can't write with you people constantly bitching.
>>13686700No, You have to post 2hu and take it easy. The latter of which is like dividing by zero out of context for the thread.
>>13686721Pulling on them is fun for both parties and it looks neat.
>>13686722What's wrong with treating your wife with respect and not like a thing?
>>13686725You're a fucking faggot.Women are shit and deserve to be treated as such.
>>13686713it looks that way dont it, but i wasnt really, just got a little peeved that people took that obvious bait
>>13686727Nise attentionwhoring
>>13686729If that's your thing, I guess. I'm much more a fan of nipple clamps.
>>13686726Well, you're not wrong.
>>13686667>I couldn't correct you for your spelling, because I didn't see any errors, and when I say that you know it means something.I can't take full credit for this I'm afraid.I type up my stories in word first before they go into pastebin.It usually catches a few errors in checking.Thanks for the pointer about period use in my dialog.
>>13686725>Only my way is rightOh eat a dick.
>>13686683Well, you have the profile to go on. Which makes things easier. Don't have to follow it to the letter, but you can take some traits and themes from it then tone it down while adding the nerd thing. That way she's not just a Hellhound dressed as nerd or a generic moe nerd that could be any species.A good place to start is to figure out why she is a bookworm or a nerd instead of her quintessential example.
>>13686732>My mommy didn't love me
>>13686721I don't even know, man. For me I think it goes back to some really detailed lewd fan art of WoW with Draenei and Whitemane and some other scarlet crusade ladies.
>>13686739Pretty sure >>13686725 means one thing doesn't imply the other.
>>13686272What the hell is that thing, I don't remember that.Not sure whether to call it cute or unnerving.
>>13686728Bad Dog Girl! No dancing!
Okay is you had to pick one and only one which one would you pick: KC Canon or Thread Canon
>>13686739Then do tell, what is "your" way?
>>13686745All aboard the rape train!
>>13686747Neither.Both are equally as shit.
>>13686747My canon.
>>13686747None, they are both bad.Headcanon-chan a best.
>>13686747Threadcanon is fucking shit. Every single girl following threadcanon is worse than KC canon.
>>13686747KC canon. KC is far from perfect but I like the basic premise. Also, threadcanon makes every girl worse.
>>13686747How about fuck you?
>>13686745It's a fuzzy backpack. You can store all your rape in it.
>>13686745>Not sure whether to call it cute or unnerving.It's a monster girl. It's supposed to be both.
>>13686740True, but the last time i wrote something i was loopy due to sleep deprievation, and i only write decently when im in such a state, resulting in me not ever contiuing the writingAND just look at this post, i can barly form a proper sentance.
>>13686747Head canon
>>13686749Wow. It had to be a spider.Amazing body though.
>>13686747'Would you rather' shit is so fucking childish, please go.
>>13686752THIS NIGGA!
>>13686698>Nerdy hellhound>Wears glasses, spends all her break and lunchtime reading or studying>The upperclassmen delinquents surround her one lunch, when she's sitting alone reading at a table>One of them, the leader, pulls the book from her claws and starts taunting her>She slowly looks up into his face, her first reaction to their presence>Quicker than they can react, she thrusts her paw into the leader, piercing him with her claws>He's several metres across a table, his clothes turning to ash until he's dazed and in the nude>She calmly marches over to him, picks up her book, drops down and straddles him, then grinds against him while turning pages in the book with the whole canteen watching>She cums, the only indication of it being the squirt of liquid upon his crotch as she reads, utterly impassive>She gets up, leaving him with an unappeased boner, and makes eye contact with the other delinquents>They run out scream with horror when the fires of her eyes flare up, bright blue and consuming the whole top of her face in hellish flameIt's like Cromartie with monstergirls.
>>13686747KC canon cause I cant still grasp thread canon
>>13686747X-Head Cannon.
>>13686760Pretty sure I can find less unnerving ones.Unfortunately I have no proof she's venomous, while several others would probably be.
>>13686764>please gobut i have nowhere else to go ;_;
>>13686747This canon.http://pastebin.com/ScZFYrdMA grand Human Empire that's weakening from within from corruption, while aggressive Monster Girls slowly retaking lands. No hugbox, plenty of conflict, but with forbidden love blooming on the side.So headcanon pretty much.
>>13686747I know this sounds hard to believe, but KC's canon is less inconsistent than this general's canon.
>>13686727Yeah well I can't write due to spiraling out of control in depression because my HDD of three years with at least five years worth of files and assorted shit clicked and died.
>>13686695>you will never be berated by a Russian Jinko and Yeti yelling things you can't understand>you will never be called a блять сука шлюха and other various Russian slurs between their sips of vodka
>>13686778You're right, that is hard to believe. In fact, I will refuse to believe it.
>>13686770BAHAHA, I love it, you are my thread hero for todayhere have a spider
I found a way! Monstergirls can't catch you if you're an evil secret final boss. I mean, they're usually so powerful that they have to be put in hidden areas so nobody will stumble into them so easily, surely nobody's gonna fuck around with one of those, right?
>>13686707Then teach her.Keeping herself ready for sex at all times.Walking x steps behind you. How she greets you when you get home.Not speaking without permission.
>>13686784You'll get seduced by the sweet CC echidna residing in the other lair.
>>13686780>my HDD of three years with at least five years worth of files and assorted shit clicked and died.>Tfw my HDD turns five in a couple months and has five years worth of stuff on itWhat is this sudden feeling of fear? Did you at least have an EHD?
>>13686784Well, if you're that, you can just walk around.
>>13686784You'd be like, prime husbando/onii-chan material for Lilims and Baphomets. But it's a better plan than most.
>>13686791No, and I lost at least 15 GB of 4chan images, a good deal of them Monstergirls.
>>13686784No, monster girls can sniff you out no matter where you are.Stop asking these fucking questions, the answer will always be the fucking same.
>>13686772>>13686762>>13686753>>13686752You would think that because people like you post in this thread your head canon would have some input into the thread canon. But it's clear that thread canon is from a small group of writefags and a few obnoxious and vocal posters
>>13686778>Monster Girls rape and kill on a regular basis, in the most horrifying ways possible.>"Humans are the real monsters!"At least the heavenly knights were great. Particularly Granberry.
>>13686770>Not gangraping the hellhound and treating her as the cumdump pet of the groupIt's shit.
>>13686778Well yeah, thread canon is a schizophrenic hodgepodge of demented ideas from a bunch of random strangers. It would be a hell of an accomplishment for something written by 1 person to be more inconsistent than that.KC canon still sucks just as bad, though.
>>13686799What if I'm an easter egg boss that can only be found by pressing an incredibly hard to remember sequence of buttons?
>>13686798Jesus Christ, Anon. My condolences. Your depression is completely justified
>>13686787>Keeping herself ready for sex at all times.Will probably solve itself.>Walking x steps behind you. She walks at my side, where she belongs.>How she greets you when you get home.Pretty sure she can manage that one herself.>Not speaking without permission.Not interested in that one.
>>13686800>And a few obnoxious and vocal postersKeywords being obnoxious and vocal.
>>13686802Fuck off.
>>13686801>killThe fuck are you talking about.
>>13686783Is she holding a banana? Why?And why are there little bananas with legs on the ground around her?I'm so confused.
>>13686731We're talking about hellhounds. Fuck or be fucked.
>>13686809YOU IDIOT YOU TOOK HIS BAIT
>>13686804Nope, rape.Monster girls always win no matter what.
>>13686747KC, no question in the least. I'd lose out on the nice Oomukades and Gazers and such, but they are fine normally too. That said, it's all a moot point, since I go off my own ideas.
>>13686810He's talking about MGQ.
>>13686811I honestly dont know, but its one of my favorites in my collection
>>13686813Everything is bait eh?
>>13686810My mistake, when you said 'this general's canon' I thought you were referring to your pic.
>>13686814But that's wrong.
>>13686812What's wrong with just fucking each other because you're both in love?
>>13686800I've made one contribution to thread canon. Chammy. Gone but also forgotten, RIP
>>13686798Stay strong brother, we've all been there.
>>13686814As it should be. Humans are stuuuuuppppiiiiidddddddd.
I have a dumb question.Is there any canonical monster girls that actually have an intense desire to screw other girls, excluding Incubus and Queen/Cheshire Cat. Because 90% of them seem(unfortunately) very attached to man's energy.
>>13686824No that's completely accurate.
>>13686802How would they do that? She sent a guy flying several metres just by shunting him with her hand, and it looks like she can cause some severe damage through hellfire, too.
>>13686811Spiders are known for being smuggled out of their countries in banana crates. So maybe that's it?
>>13686824Don't reply to him.
>>13686799Fine, Mr. No Fun Allowed. Let's go back to your usual>Would you rather fug a monstergirl or fug a monstergirl?>Roll random monstergirl, now fuck her. Did you fuck her yet?>I want X monstergirl to Y me!>Bait posts
>>13686830You mean like Roper or Parasite Slime?
>>13686833>muh invincible monsters
>>13686837Are you saying he's wrong on purpose? That sly devil.
>>13686830KC canonical? He said he won't really dabble in that sort of thing. I guess because of the nature of every monstergirl we know so far, it might be highly unlikely, too.
>>13686814Stop whining about this in every fucking thread. Holy shit, you are such a whiny bitch, Anon.
>>13686830All KC said was:>"It's possible that yuri couples exist, but it's not my bag, so I won't ever write anything involving it outside of Ropers needing to tentacle rape girls to deposit their eggs. Now leave me alone, baka gaijins, I need to go back to the RP session where I'm a loli Baphomet Demon Lord and caressing some Onii-chan dick!"
>>13686827You can't win 'em all, sport. Good idea though. A Chameleon girl's pretty neat
>>13686839That almost feels like cheating and too standard for me, but sure...
>>13686801>strongest monster girl besides the goddamn monster lord>"rape" scene is 100% dereAnd that's when I fell in love.>>13686810MGQ>>13686823I-I just wanted to use a funny pic with my post.
>>13686822probably, i just dont reply to anything that i know would cause people to get upset, but im a hypocrite so what do i know.
>>13686827Mine was the janitor kikimora. I didn't keep it alive but I started posting about it on the /a/ days and it seems to have grown enough for her to be called Janet. Looks like her existence was upsetting for some, but I can only feel schadenfreude since these threads have threadcanon'd a lot of my favorites into shit.
>>13686463>Your evil waifu broke down the door to the merc's hideout, furious>In their panic, One of them carelessly injured you pretty badly>She noticed this and after seeing you injured and the now less than confident mercs who were silently begging for their lives she screamed in rage>She was planning on having them killed later but now she felt was a much more appropriate time for that.>You pass out from the pain just before she rips through them with her bare hands. >when you wake up you're back home with your waifu holding you close. She has the blood of your would be kidnappers all over her.
>>13686814Git gud you whiney scrub.
>>13686814GET GOOD SCRUBLORD
>>13686840The text didn't seem to imply that she was invincible. But being a beast straight out of hell who very likely towers over your average height person might make subduing her a process and a half. The claws and fire seem dangerous, too.
>>13686830>unfortunatelyPlease.
>>13686825Not everyone is a hippie.
>>13686814GIT GUDITGUD
Would anyone mind posting the Pizzametz edit?
>>13686836Are you talking about Banana Spiders? The ones who's bite causes Priapism? How terrifying.
>>13686840Anyone who immediately resorts to this is a faggot. I totally prefer scenarios where the MCs aren't plain helpless against them, but what the fuck are some shitty highschool kids going to do to a Hellhound?
>>13686852Truly the perfect woman.
>>13686830>unfortunatelyYurifag please, can we have the shitstorms one by one?
>>13686861Here.>Pizza is a salad in captcha WAT
>>13686849>And that's when I fell in love.Superior taste.
>>13686863>I totally prefer scenarios where the MCs aren't plain helpless against themSure you do.
Vote Wurm for next Demon Lord!Vote Wurm for next Fallen God!Vote Wurm for next Chief God!Vote Wurm for next Mayor!Vote Wurm for next everything!
>>13686865>shitstormWut.I thought it was an average day in MG.
>>13686863Everything. She's a high school puke too, not some ancient monster from the age before hell.
>>13686867Ok, you caught me. Alice is my #1 waifu, followed closely by Gran.
>>13686790>"Hahahaha! I'm surprised you made it this far, traveler.">"However, you realize I am the keeper of these ruins, and that you have invaded my home is unforgivable.">"Now, prepare to--">In the middle of his speech comes a giddy Echidna neighbor from one of the hidden doors of the chamber"Oh, Anon~<3. Could you be a dear and help me with something?">The tombskeeper reluctantly goes to help with her troubles, but warns the adventurer to not touch anything while he's gone>The adventurer snags as much gold and shiny shit as he can before the keeper gets back, and bolts it back to the entrance.
>>13686869I do, and that's because I love my battle shounen antics and both sides need to be formidable for that. Fuck off with your false dichotomy.
>>13686869What the point of having a power fantasy if you have no power?
>>13686870Wurms are fucking morons.No god damn way would I vote for them to be leaders of anything.
>>13686790>>13686875That's hilarious. Bonus points if they are just neighbors/friends.
>>13686747If it's a binary choice then KC Canon. Thread canon needs to burn just for the bonnet tipper lizards alone and those are not even the worst offenders.inb4 M'lord
>>13686763You'll warm up to them soon enough. Even if one has to "convince" you personally
>>13686866Thanks!
>>13686881I'm voting Wurm for your next door neighbor.
>slit pupils are best pupilsargue some more, nerds
>>13686879Indeed, although in here it's usually: "MC Won barely because he was lucky, I guess".
>>13686890I'm voting Wurm for my next door neighbor.
>>13686886>heart-shaped pubesToo cute.
>>13686890Why are you voting Wurm to be my next door neighbor?
>>13686876Oh yeah, you totally convinced me anon.
>>13686892But you're right, what is there to argue about?
>>13686892>slit pupils are best pupilsNo, this seems like the correct answer.
>>13686874Who cuddles better?
>>13686898Because the only possible reason to think anything negative about Wurms is lack of exposure to them.
>>13686886I dunno about that anon, but it wouldn't take any convincing for me. Rapespider is top tier.
>Your Evil MG waifu realized she never asked you when your birthday is>When you tell her she immediately declares that it's now a holiday. Just like that>On that day all the citizens of the areas where your waifu reigns bring you all manner of presents.>Your waifu herself hosts the biggest feast the realm has ever witnessed.
>>13686899I don't need to. The quality of your last two posts shows you aren't worth convincing.
>>13686863Just dick her until she's tamed
>>13686893Just as shit.
>>13686908But I hate my birthday and parties.I shall be in my quarters, and I am not to be disturbed.
>>13686905But I moved to a Wurm-free area for a reason!
>>13686830õ̑͆̃̌͠҉̻̲͖̹̘̭͘n̘̖̮̞̯̹̭̼͒̓ͦ̐̽i̢̺̭̖̣͕̩̺ͦ̚-̶̩̩͕̣͌̈c͈͓̃̓̐̀ḧ̨̹̬͚̪̬͚̋ͥ͑͆̓ͯ̃ͬą̜͔͖͓̪̦͈͑̎̄̚͘n͎̤͓͕͖̠͋ͦͫ̽͘͝!͉̖̞̙̖̐̆̈̏̓
>>13686908thats little to much its nice but who would like that
>>13686916Too bad, enjoy your Wurm.I know I enjoy mine.
>>13686906What noises does a spider make when it's happy?
>>13686912Agreed, but that's probably the most you'll get here.
>>13686910One of their gimmicks is being a starscream, and never truly being tamed that way. Of course someone is going to raise a fuss over me mentioning this, but I like them that way because there's already a wolf monster that fits your description and it's called werewolf.
>>13686909Yeah you can fuck off too.
>>13686521>Mizuryuland was just swingingI can never nor will I ever comprehend swingers and cucks like that.>Go to theme park based around random, thoughtless flings and fuckery>Fall in love with a girl even after she got pounded by your best bud>Insist on dating her even when she out-right tells you she's a slut who'll fuck as many dicks as she can get>Even when she calls you the next day and is at the park getting fuckedI just do not get it.
>>13686923You can't hear it with the human ear but it's kind of a Squee.
>>13686908I'm gonna bring the blackest gift of all, ______________
>>13686921God dammit, I can see her waving at me through the front window already. Fuck's sake, Anon.
>>13686923They squeak.
>>13686923It probably sounds like floorboards breaking.
>>13686917Mercury go and stay go
>>13686928Cucks will be cucks, don't waste your time trying to understand madness.
>>13686923their legs tap dancing like crazy
>>13686917>OrtI've been wondering how monstergirls in KC's setting would react to the setting in Angel Notes.I mean, aside from the fact that even level 1 mook cans punch with the force of a nuke, it's 2,000,000% depressing as hell and humans are borderline extinct.
>>13686926Forgetting profiles are generalizations and raging mushrooms exist?
>>13686902Hnnnnnnnnngh.I'm still sad Granberia doesn't have wings, though.
>>13686884>it's morning>you're woken by some adventurers breaking into the first room of your dungeon>they flee when they spot you coming in your bathrobe of evil and fluffy slippers of wickedness>go out grumbling to your mailbox of darkness for the daily newspaper of doom>Echidna neighbor from the dungeon next to yours is out watering her Alraunes>she sees you and then the smashed in gates of your dungeon>"Ara ara~ adventurers, right?"
>>13686926Why the fuck would anyone want a mg that doesn't go sub? They belong into the trash
>>13686941I never got why they called her a dragon, even though she's clearly a lizardman.Guess she just lost 'em.
>>13686931Wave back, anon. It's the polite thing to do.
>>13686923>>13686929>>13686932>>13686933>>13686936Will your mg waifu be disappointed when she finds out humans don't really have any natural "happy sound" to D'awww at?
>>13686948I think laughter is pretty natural.
>>13686945Because some people are big subs or find that more interesting. Or fantasize about it but wouldn't truly want to live it. I'll just quote >>13686739
>>13686945Even though I share your taste, just let them have their dom monsters. Why would you even care what they like?
>>13686950laughter is just generic social response for most things, it ain't exclusively human either.
>>13686945Because everyone except you isn't you.
>>13686928>swingersEating the same food morning, noon and night gets dull.>CucksBeats me.
>>13686926>One of their gimmicks is being a starscream, and never truly being tamed that way.That's incorrect too, the profile says they're all dom all the time.
>>13686950I'm sure he meant unique to a species/animal group.
>>13686947She's knocking at my door now, Anon. This is your fault!
>>13686948>implying I won't chuff right along side my jinko waifuhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-GbYw4Z_FR8
>>13686886I could use some convincing from a gorgeous cowspider like that.
>>13686957No. It says that they'll let a man dom them if he wants, but she'll always be a free spirit and can't be tamed.
>>13686959Invite her in and offer her a refreshment and cookies. It's the neighborly thing to do.
>>13686948But I do. I rumble contentedly.
>>13686964You sound like my autistic brother.
>>13686830As someone already said, Yuri does exist in the MGE Setting for your fantasies, but it's not KC's personal bag, so he doesn't write much (If anything) dealing with it. Like much in the MGE, it's up to your own imagination.That said, the setting materials do mention that as far as girls with "an intense desire to screw other girls", there are a couple. Mainly succubi, as they love to spread around the corruption and monsterification. But also Tentacle Girls, mentioned as a sort of "Remnant Instinct" from by-gone days when they were indiscriminate rape-plants. Also Zombies and Slugs are mentioned, their mind-power too low to differentiate genders. I imagine blue slime by the same coin could fit, but that's never been discussed.
>>13686948>Mmmmmm>Unf>Hnnnnnngh>HaaaaaWait, these sounds more sexual than I expected.
>>13686959If you keep listening to this guy >>13686963you are going to end up husbando'd
>>13686969Doomguy what the fuck are you doing here
>>13686939>Raging mushroomsSo what. She lets you fuck her and once you're done she ravages you. I love how you guys are always using the mushroom as if that was going to brainwash them.
I want to overload the nuclear reactor and kill all of the monster girls!If I can't be happy neither can you!
>>13686939Raging mushrooms would be a way to dom them, but not tame them. >Forgetting profiles are generalizationsThat's not a good way to go about discussing monsters, it's best to be objective about it because then it's down to headcanon or case by case basis (author of a greentext really). I just find the tame everything with dick just as tiring as some find the invincible monsters thing. Hellhound stands out in the line-up for this gimmick, and I think at least one monster should have the gimmick at least.
>>13686972Hey it's fine if Doomguy wants his own MG waifu too. Get off his case.
>>13686960>You will never run into a Jinko in a jungle of laser beams, tonight.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vl9Nz-X4M68
>>13686973>implying she can still move after that onslaught>smug pepe.jpg
>>13686978Cacodemon girl when
I want to take a nap on a ushi-oni's abdomen, leaning against her back, while she's walking down the sidewalk with a constant blush on her face.
>>13686970Getting husbando'd after waving at a girl, inviting her in and giving her a drink and some sweets? I doubt it.
>>13686975What's the code?
>>13686975
>>13686988333 x 2.
>>13686827Didn't we get a piece of art for her, or something? I remember skimming over that thread, since I had just woken up.>>13686956>Eating the same food morning, noon and night gets dull.I'm not him, but it really doesn't. It always struck me more as people being too greedy, you know? I was in a relationship for five years and still feel that way. I just don't get it. Why would you be with someone if they weren't enough for you? >>13686975Shut up, Mantis hater, we're trying to talk here.
>>13686973The raging mushroom takes the strength of the target monster away so youbrale her one sidedly. Also, the page says ioffu do it enough they develop a masochistic streak and they'll be unable to get off any other way. Hellhounds can be tamed. >inb4 exxageration
>>13686978>TFW Cyber-Demon laughing at Doomguy Master telling him that he'll see his waifu again>TFW Cyber-Demon will never quiver in fear when Doomguy Master finally eats the Berserker Mushroom and yellsYOU ARE HUGE, YOU HAVE HUGE GUTS. RIP AND TEAR.
>>13686994>Shut up, Mantis hater,Fuck.
>>13686970>>13686963I had to open the door, she wouldn't stop knocking on the damn thing. I told her that she couldn't come in because I had important things to do, but she insisted in slithering into my house.She's eating away at the cookie jar in the kitchen now. Somebody please come get this Wurm out of my house, it doesn't look like she wants to leave. I can't be doing with this.
>>13686988>forced to fuck the cyclops nerd engineer so he can get code for blowing it up>they fall in loveGreatest love story ever told
>>13686995How about instead I mention how Hellhounds were written after the Raging Mushroom, and were likely written with being able to bounce-back from even their effects, exaggeration aside?
>>13686995What's wrong with your typing? Did you have a seizure?
>>13686995And people say this is a femdom setting.
>>13686991I want to protect Noah's smile.
>>13687003>giving whores what they want.No, she's getting a knife to the face.
>>13687001Tell her that she can have some ice cream if she leaves.
>>13686977>>13686995If you're going to take the profiles word for word so have you to acknoeledege raging mushrooms could be used to tame them. And every other aphrodisiac, magic and mindflayer fuckery.
>>13687007It is.Monster girls are a femdom fetish.
>>13687014Stop false flagging.
>>13687010Yeah how are you going to get the code if she is dead? Face it anon there is a special monster girl just waiting to love you and you are going to like it dammit
>>13687014MGE is.*Please do not generalize.
>>13686975no you fool that will just make them stronger
>>13687004Then I'd say you're full of shit because she's still part of the setting and bound by its rules.
>>13686985Since a while ago?
>>13687014Someone get the list.Actually don't, since it's probably bait.
>>13687014That's why even sadistic monsters like Jorogumos can be turned into masochists just because, or things that let you dom the dom girls exists.
>>13687025You mean the list of some of the worst monster girls in existence?
>MFW human supremacists post in this thread. Aren't you babies tried of whining all day?
>>13687011But I don't have any ice cre-- Ah, fuck. She's blabbing about sleepovers now. Anon, why did you do this to me?God dammit, Wurm. You literally just moved in, your house's right over there! I don't even have a guest room in my house!
>>13686967>Yuri does exist in the MGE Setting for your fantasiesNot really. One of the Q&A answers even said that if a pair of dykes gets monsterized, they'll go look for a dick to share instead.
>>13687030Don't overplay your hand, you'll never make a profit that way.
I don't know what's bait anymore.
>>13687038Everything is bait. Yes even this post itself was nothing more than an attempt at angering you.
>>13687031Don't you have cocks to suck?
>>13687035Guess she's gonna have to sleep in your bed then.With you.
>>13687038I'm bait. Direct all your hatred at me. Get it all out of your systems.
>>13687038This is why you don't mix /a/, /v/ and /r9k/.
>>13686415I want to give an Ice Wurm Ice cream!
>>13687035your mistake was agknowledging her presence>>13687038as do I
>>13687012I can sort of accept those sure. But then it wasn't dicking that did it but drugs and mind magic. Anyway, it's never been a matter of whether she will sub or not but rather her mentality. She's always going to insist she's not being controlled no matter how masochistic she gets. She'll always scheme. She'll always attack when your guard is down whether she succeeds or not is a different question. That's the gist of it. At least with the mushrooms. Mindflayers are a different matter, and yeah that'd be the way to do it depending on how deep a rewrite it.
>>13687044You're a meanie and I don't like you very much.
>>13687031Yes actually, It's why I gave up on most if not all of my fetishes.I haven't been aroused at all for almost four months now.
>>13687035You do have bed though, right? You're in luck then, because Wurms don't mind sharing. Also cuddling.
>>13687038Bait isn't a monster girl.Unless Anglerfish counts.
>>13687050Have you tried liking monstergirls and not shitposting about >MUH HUMANITY?
>>13687041She's great at multitasking.
>>13687055She should take a bath. The smell of stale cum is not something you share with others.
>>13687049That's the spirit.
>>13687036KC is just giving his fans wiggle room. Like with futa potions" ok in fanfiction, but won't show up officially". Of course, yurifags are gonna insist there totally is Yuri outside of monsterzation or bi stuff, because they're cancer.
>>13687053>>MUH HUMANITY?But I don't, I'm one of the people who shit on people like that now.
>>13687052How come there's actual bait monster girls and you nerds never even acknowledged them.Do you nerds even trubait.
>>13687053>implying lilimposting isn't shitpostingTop kek.
>>13687061Why are you so hateful.Did a girl dump you for a monster girl.
I just want myself and a dragon girl to be deredere for each other all the time. Is that too much to ask?
>>13687043>>13687051Oh no. Nonono. I know how these stories end, not happening. No sir.I'll just go sleep on the couch or whatever, she can have the bed.Somebody seriously help me out here, she's starting to lean on me from sleepiness>>13687047I just didn't want to look like a bad neighbor, dammit. It's not my fault.
>>13687068At least lilimposts are made by people who actually like monstergirls.
>>13687070Yes.If I can't have what I want neither can you.
I want an Italian Troll waifu who grows San Marzano tomatoes on her body.
>>13687073>it's ok to shitpost as long as they like monster girlsGuess we can all shitpost now. Thanks, guy.
>>13687069It doesn't make him less right.
>>13687048>I'm not fingering myself because I miss your dick, baka!Really?Point is, they can be tamed. Whether it was because of the aid of drugs matters little to me. They'll rape a man senseless until he "loves her" so the same should be done to them.
>>13687074Well, fuck.
>>13687079But anon, that triggers me.
>>13687077It's not shitposting. I'm discussing how much I love monstergirls. If you don't like that, you can leave and take your humanity stronk circlejerk with you.
>>13687078It doesn't make you less pathetic too.You two need to go back and rape the monster girl that took away your girl.
>>13687083What does?
>>13687079>Really?Kind of, what do you think I'm (I'm not going to say we're because I can't speak for other anons) talking about when I say they can't be tamed? Really starscream was the best example to illustrate this rather than a tsundere.Or even wolves. She's a wild animal in that sense.
>>13687088>implying and assumingOpinion discarded.
>>13687089Not even a good example, since monsters don't do NTR, yurifag.
>>13687090Humans can't tame MGs, everyone knows that.
>>13687097>since monsters don't do NTROr hard yuri for that matter
>>13687090He's being a false flag shitposter
>>13687099It's a good thing too. Humans re the ones that truly need the taming, to a certain extent.
would you let a vampire bite your penis
>>13687097>they don't do NTR>gives 0% proofThey are drawn to men. They will fight over men unless they're stolen away by a Demon Lord or anything like that. If they were drawn to women, they would be doing it too.This is like MG basics.
>>13687036And another one says they might just stick to each other. KC's answered "Yes" to both. "Go look for a dick to share" is just his personal preference, he's not forcing anyone to share in it as the 100% way to go.
>>13687088>it's not shitposting because I approve of itLiterally go and stay go.
>>13687103>buzzwords.
>>13687103This is bait.
>>13687100Why do you care what other people like so much that you insist it doesn't exist in this thing we all like despite evidence to the contrary?Does it somehow take away from your enjoyment of everything else?
>>13687104>Hurr humanz are so bad!!1!1Shill harder.
>>13687107>gives 0% proofDid you even read MGE?
>>13687071Don't be a pussy. As long as the scales covering her naughty bits don't start retracting there's noting to fear. Besides some property damage. Besides, sleeping in a Wurm's coils is very relaxing. But if worst comes to worst keep some bacon on hand to distract her with.
I wish we could go back to the days where it was just femdom vs maledom.
>>13687099What the hell do you mean by tame anyway.The only kind of monster that you won't be able to tame is a Hellhound or anything like that.Monogamy is not uncommon.
>>13687119>buzzwords
>>13687124>implying there aren't humans who cannot be tamedDas racist man.
>>13687116Are you being serious right now? Humans can be truly awful. If allowing monsters to rid us of our self-destructive natures will save us, then so be it.
>>13687106I think that would be a traumatic experience for all parties involved.
>>13687099Oh we're outright lying now? I saw a dragon leave her man for a wealthier one.
>>13687129Am I being baited?
Centaurs believing a harem of them will ever being good, and having mega tits.
>>13687124Yo, I've thought this for a little bit now, but she really is fucking adorable. Would love.
>>13687131Oh, sure, that too.I wouldn't know about that because I'm not gay.
>>13687132>Humans can be truly awful"Can" being the keyword here I think.Also,>implying monsters are all saintsAyy.
>>13687124>Hellhounds can't be tamedBut that's wrong you fucking retard.
>>13687123>it was just femdom vs maledomNo that's the absolute worst. Lets turn back the clock to the /a/ days where we could post femdom without vocal fags whining, funny paladin posts that weren't *unsheathes katana* tier, and the worst we had to deal with was "not /a/" shitposters.
>>13687141>implyingCome on, you can do better than that.
>>13687143Depends on what you mean by tamed. >>13687091
>>13687144>muh echo chamber
The worst.
>>13687151Tamemake less powerful and easier to control."the battle to tame inflation"synonyms: subdue, curb, control, calm, master, moderate, overcome, discipline, suppress, repress, mellow, temper, soften, bridle, get a grip on;
>>13687143U salty?It's impossible for a Human(specially) to tame a Hellhound.Unless you're a god damn end boss of the MG world you live in or something.
>>13687159>not being the final bossWhat are you doing with your life?
>>13687159Cesar Millan could do it.
>>13687152Yeah, allowing dissenting tastes and opinions sure sounds like the definition of an echo chamber, you baiting faggot.
>>13686932
>>13687144Man these threads have really changed since we were on /a/.
>>13687164>allowing dissenting tastes and opinionsMy sides are burning.
>>13687151I mean they're naturally pushy and overbearing. But that's not to say she couldn't be made...like werewolves. Or ogres after you beat them. Or threadcanon elves.
>>13687165>[x] throw at wall then smash with a shoe.
>>13687165Thats adorable. This guy draws the cutest rapespiders.
>>13687152But it wasn't. People could post a lot of things and it would be fine because they could enjoy their own stuff without stepping on the toe's of others.
>>13687165>put in cardboard box>set free outside
>>13687142The problem is that we as a species have been making the same mistakes over and over again for years if not centuries. Honestly, if monstergirls became real one day, I bet you some humans would try to take advantage of their hospitality and try to stab them in the back for selfish reasons, as many posts in this very thread show. So I say we give monsters a chance to put smiles on the face of humanity.
>>13687165Look at the tiny Ushi! I need one.
>>13687159And now that I think about it, even if you believe you've ''tamed'' one...how the FUCK do you know you've really tamed it?Imagine having this bitchy dog whore trying to get out of the cage you put her in(even if it's magical voodoo shit that she doesn't understand), you think you've finally tamed her, so when you get her out of her cage she rapes your fucking ass and tells you who the dominant party is.
>>13687174Yep, just go ask the maledoms.They had a great time there.
>>13687138I'd be fine with that bitchy blond centaur alone.
>>13687165How does she rape? Does she cuddle around a dick with all her legs and lick the tip?Either way, I want to rub that tummy. Tiny monstergirls were made for tummyrubs.
>>13687171owthe edge
>>13687176>put smiles on the face of humanityBy force, if necessary, right?
>YFW KC Confirms it's possible for a monster girl to REVERSE ALP 'if that's what she wants'
>>13687122She took all the space in the bed.
>>13687175But she already has your scent on her. Wait, that doesn't work with spiders.
>>13687169>>13687158I viewed tame as in >(of an animal) not dangerous or frightened of people; domesticated.You can subdue a lion and teach it tricks but it'll never be domesticated. I thought it fit with contrasting her with werewolf. Meaning you can do a similar defeat routine with a Hellhound but she'd be gollum/starscream tier in comparison to a werewolf.
>>13687187>trusting demon spiders.Nah man, monster girls will always be shoot on sight for me.
>>13687189If there's no other choice, then yes.
>wahh humanz r evulSeriously guys? I'm back to playing Saints Row, jesus christ.
I want to be a warlock bound to an unfathomably powerful beacon of cosmic power which song harkens the collapse of reality. And read it bedtimes stories from the Necronomicon every night
>>13687190>REVERSE ALPAs in...become a dyke?
>>13687190Nah. This is one of the things KC's pretty steadfast about.Not Monster Girls per-se, but the act of "Reverse Corruption" and such, to which becoming a Monster Girl would fall under the umbrella of.
>>13687159>>13687159No it's not. Because, again, if you follow the setting word for word, monsters can become submissive if you dick them hard enough. You're cherrypicking what you lkie to say they can't be. It doesn't work that way if that's your starting point, sorry.
>>13687195Wow.How rude.
Where would be the ideal place to live with your waifu? I'd love to live in a comfy winter cabin with a yuki-onna
>>13687196Funny, MGs seem more human than you think...
>>13687197>This is what human fags actually believe.
>>13687182What the hell is wrong with her torso?
>>13687190Que?
>>13687197It's traitors, what did you expect?
>>13687181Back on /a/ they used to stick to the sub girls, now they try to turn everything into a sub.
>>13687204There is certainly an appeal to a nice lodge I do agree.Save that, a manor carved out of a series of mountain tunnels also appeals to me.
>>13687196I hope you're being a hypocrite on purpose.
>>13687212And KC said it's fine. And I sure as hell don't hear them complain when you let sub monsters dom you.So no, it's just you wanting your safe space back.
Tone it down with the generalizations and finger pointing.
>>13687191Hence why you should always have the Wurm coiled around you when sharing a bed, much more efficient use of sleeping space. Alternatively, you can sleep on her, Wurm tummies are soft and they have great big funbags to be used as pillows.
>>13687165Anon please my heart cant take it.Can you do tiny Ushi riding on anons head like a hat?
>>13687215Of course he is. Such is the way of the traitor.
>>13687202She lives in fucking graveyards, she lives in god damn despotism areas where she will reign.What the fuck do you expect her to be, your lapdog? She will even keep a stash of humans to herself and make you watch as she fucks them all.On the bright side, she's just a playful dog on the inside, which is sorta nice.I'm sure you can communicate with her and give her your love and treats, it's just not a pet man.
>>13687206>>13687215I don't think it would come to that point, but If I had to turn against my own country to protect my waifu and monsterkind, then so be it.
>>13687219Mantis-chan a cute.
>>13687218That shit happens like, once every couple of threads?Yeah exactly the same.
How well would a mixed MG and human military function?Morale would certainly be at an all-time high and their superhuman abilities would give you an edge, but would the constant distraction of beautiful nymphomaniacs offset any benefit?
>>13687165I didn't know how much my heart needed this until I saw it.
>>13687204A nice manor, or maybe some small emote house where its nice and quiet.
>>13687226Well aren't you a big damn hero.Here, have your medal.
>>13687224So?Yes.If that's what I want be to be that's what she will be. Fetish setting remember?
>>13687224>Doesn't like her being seen as a sub>Make her a slut instead???
>>13687226Are you like 12?You should play MGQ (to keep it thread related) before you keep spouting so much dumb idealistic crap.
>>13687224>She will even keep a stash of humans to herself and make you watch as she fucks them all.What the fuck are you even on about you goddamn cuck?
>>13687230Oh, lying already?Pretty sure we had dom kikis last thread, feel free to have a look yourself.
>>13687231I'm curious about this. I'm in a chemical unit and I have no idea what that would be like. I mean, can you imagine Oni or Jinkos fitting into protective gear without damaging it? Even a basic protective mask would be hard to do with most MGs.
>>13687209Crabman.
>>13687231>but would the constant distraction of beautiful nymphomaniacs offset any benefit?In KC land, yes.
>>13687189I'm going to be called a traitor and trigger all the freedomfags but mgs apart I really think that sometimes humans need to be told what to do
>>13687236Who said I wanted a stupid Hellhound???Wake up, there are some fine monster girls out there that are better than this shit you cucks are obsessed with.
>>13687220...Fine. If that's the price I neet to pay to make her leave my house eventually, so be it. You best not be tricking me, Anon. This is your doing.
>>13687248Maybe, but not by animals who are in heat 24/7.
>>13687181They were a minority there, but I don't remember it being such an issue when it came to OC. In fact there wasn't this maledom/femdom divide. The fact that we're fucking using these is a sign that it's worse off than /a/'s threads. People were a lot less anal retentive when they had less folks shitting on on Xdom. I bet the sub hellhound discussions wouldn't happen either because everyone was getting some kind of fun out of the threads so it didn't become this competition. I would say a few current regulars would still hate it because it featured a lot of things that triggered them. You know. Those guys who can't go without posting about how much they dislike X thing. >>13687218He's not me.>and I sure as hell don't hear them complain when you let sub monsters dom you. Yeah, instead they'll complain about OC or discussion about femdom monsters for some reason. Which I find the most bizarre of all. Don't pretend it doesn't happen.
>>13687241Yep. It grinds my gears I will admit, but if I can have my sub hellhounds I'm willing to put up with it.
>>13687249>ImageOh the fukken irony.
>>13687254>Don't pretend it doesn't happen.Of course it does, but to say it's exactly the same is a blatant lie.>>13687255I mean, I might a dom faggot, but dominant maids do make sense to me.
>>13687241You mean the guy that was complaining because another person said that kikis could dom you and force you to git gud just to become subs after that.Totally the same
>>13687249>that statement>The reverse doesn't applyIs this bitch serious?
>>13687182Screw what anyone else says, I like fish. She's not my favorite, but her mannerisms are lovely and her outfits are cute.
Riddle me this:What's the difference between jam and jelly?
>>13687196>>13687226>>13687248Get that sociopathy checked.
>>13687260Yeah, one.Not a bunch, like every sub hellhound discussion.
>>13687264you can jam a cock into a vagina, but you can't jelly one in?
>>13687253Technically we are animals in heat 24/7
>>13687264The spelling. This is a no brainier Sphinx.
>>13687268Sure, but we hardly compare to them.
>>13687165This. This is just too much for me.>>13687219She's cute. I'd let her nibble on me a little.
>>13687259You lost me. Exactly the same as what? People complaining about things like Sub Hellhounds?Imo I think whiners complaining about femdoms posting about femdom begets the issue you're describing in the first place. The problems are connected. Try to run out things like femdom and folks will hold onto it more desperately.Exactly what I meant by people being less anal retentive in the /a/ days.
>>13686472
>>13687264your mom
>>13687143>>13687159>>13687180>>13687202>>13687224>>13687236>>13687249>/jp/ - Butthurt and cucking.This shall become a tale to tell to the younglings, about how no one can get along on the meaning of a fucking word in the dictionary and how it applies or not in KC.I'm enjoying these but please guys calm down.
>>13687264One fucks up your communication devices' signals and the other is used on toast.
>>13687259>They make sense to meIf you're a kid. What grown ass man is just gonna do what a maid says?
>>13687260I have to agree with him, the "magnitude" isn't nearly the same.
>>13687275w-what's in the drink?d-did she put her blood in it or something?
>>13687272Because?
>>13687275Delicious yan Kiki.
>>13687264Jam actually contains fruit flesh, jelly is made with only the juice.Alternatively, one will get smeared on that sphinx's lion pussy and then licked off.
>>13687280Baybe because he agrees with her but isn't able to do it on his own? It's a way to introduce character development you insufferable fucking simpleton.
>>13687274I'm saying it's usually 1-2 guys complaining about femdom, and 5-8 complaining about maledom.At least that's what it feels like, and the sub side has the numbers.
>>13687277NO! YOU GET MAD!
>>13687282She put poison in it so it can fucking kill you.loljk
>>13687274>>13687277After seeing all of this, I don't know if I even want to stay here anymore.So much anger issues.
>>13687275>yandere KikiShould not want.
>>13687275But I don't want to drink it.
>>13687275>"Y Y You're not me!"boss battle ensues
>>13687275>itsforyourhealth.pngI'm imagining a Steve Brule Kiki giving my advice; "For your health!"
>>13687283Are you serious?For one thing, we don't need "spirit engery" to live. And thank fuck for that, I'd hate to drink jizz every day...
>>13687288Why do hafta be mad?
>>13687275Oh thank you, you sweet girl. Now I can soothe this sore throat of mine.
>>13687268Notevenclose.
>>13687289What matters is how vocal you are. Just look at this thread.
>>13687297which is better yan or kuu kiki?
>>13687290N-no you get mad!!!I-I'm not a victim of stockholm syndrome or anything! How could that possibly happen in this setting at all!!!
>>13687289This is dependent on whether you're a sub or dom. For a sub/dom it feels like 5-8 are complaining about it while the other side has less issues. It also depends on the timezone. There's at least 4 who can get vocal about it by my counts.But really, numbers don't matter in this sort of place. Being vocal does.
>>13687252Anon, I only want what's best for you. On a completely unrelated note a Wurm waifu is very high on the list of good things.
>>13687305Sure, and I'm saying people aren't as vocal about dom kiki as they are about sub hellhound.And since I have yet to see a shitstorm about dom kikis, I think I can rest my case.
>>13687306Both. At the same time.
>>13687297I want to play with her fluffy ears and make her go weak in the knees. Then keep rubbing until she's sighing contentedly in a puddle of her own fluids.
>>13687308Well, I suppose that's true. And there's also the issue of that one baiting faggot who plays both sides.Man, what a mess.
>>13687280Depends on the flavor imo.If you played MGQ one of the best scenes was imp's. The whole point was that it contrasted a high level hero getting dommed by this low level monster her taunting him for it. It helped that she was an oppai loli.It's too bad the rest of the game was all "HORA HORA how could you cum so fast in my special organs designed to make you cum fast?"The appeal is that it doesn't fit or that she was able to dom him despite the odds.
>>13687264Imperial or Freedom definitions. Doesn't matter because Strawberry is the best either way. Grape can go shove itself in a soda and be marketed to lowly individuals who are likely to commit crime. Like elves.
>>13687312>kuukikmora exterior with a very yandere kiki centeri don't know just how this would work out, but it sounds delicious
I want an Alp to get trained by Amazons and be left confused and frustrated by gender roles!
>>13687275I'm scared. I need a deredere Kiki to hug.
We're all mad. Completely and utterly mad.Clearly the only appropriate waifus for us are Mad Hatter.
>>13687280I dunno, maybe because I've seen too many chinese cartoons with strict meidos?
>>13687321So she becomes /fit/ and a great warrior? Also I'm now thinking of an Alp, trained by Amazons, joining the Order under disguise.Or Anon pulls a mulan on an Amazon tribe.
>>13687307>stockholm syndromeJust like every other fag ITT if they lived or cared about their captor.
>>13687264>What's the difference between jam and jelly?You never hear of musicians having a jelly session.
>>13687318>The appeal is xThen I guess it just does nothing for me. If I'm being dommed, I expect the monster to be stronger than me. Or use fuckery like a paralyzing poison, that's justifiable. But bullying me into doing what she wants? What am I 5?
Now I remember why I stopped coming a month ago.Hopefully MGQP1 gets fully translated soon.
>>13687328>meido-san with a chest full of s&m gearboner, stop
>>13687327Oh I'm mad alright... MAD ABOUT ELVES
>>13687334I more or less share your tastes in that regard, although she can definitely use poison.Take some weird meido code too far. Drugging your tea, and tying you up, etc. She obviously wouldn't overpower you like a dragon. It could work. Although 60% of the time it'll probably cross into yandere.
>>13687231>but would the constant distraction of beautiful nymphomaniacs offset any benefit?Make love, not war.
>>13687335Thanks for sharing.
>>13687190Seruosly, what the Fuck us reverse alping? Please respond.
>>13687342Isn't this thread literally a blog about monster girls at this point?I see the same lines of greentext every day about how one person wants to fuck a Hellhound without even knowing what a Hellhound really is supposed to be.
>>13687295
I remember back on /a/ when werewolves used to be not only subs but also doms. Then one day some people started to call beta and bitchboy to anyone who wanted to be raped by a pack of them. After that, the werewolves started to be seen mostly as subs, so femdomfags "invented" the direwolf to have a dom canid for them.They continued using it until the Hellhound, who was seen as a dom mg more than a switch, was released. But now is happening the same again.So, DireHellhounds when?
>>13687344There's body swapping shenanigans in MG now, I forgot how it came aboutAlso I bet the Alp Lilim knows some genderbending magic, because fuck you
>>13687325>preferring deredere kiki over yandere kikidid anyone draw a kiki in the yandere trance pose?
>>13687275MORE YANDERE PLEASenot even kiki but others as well, like the more docile loving ones!
>>13687344I assume it's the process where a monster girl just drags the alp that she had a crush on and reverse the process to grow a dick and be a man again.
>>13687243They'd probably come up with a one size fits all solution. Maybe rolls of whatever plastic-like material private sector nbc suits are made of with rolls of special tape (no, not 100mph tape) all they'd need then is special gloves and hoods.It wouldn't be perfect, but it would work.
>>13687349Hi is this the new furry fandom???Sounds like it.
>>13687297what would a kiki's shadow be like? what kind of persona would she have?
>>13687342>>13687345This thread IS a bunch of children fighting with each other and blogging about their monster girl fantasies.
>>13687296
>>13687360So fun to watch isn't it?
>>13687360Thankfully, we have smart and witty adults like you here.
>>13687349Don't start.
>>13687362>worry.jpg
>>13687366Sorry I don't do either of those things I mentioned, bro.>>13687364Not at all.
>>13687350Wonderland.This doesn't help.>>13687354This on the other hand does.
>>13687362this pleases me
>>13687355>tfw about to go to bed and have nightmares of MGs being exposed to sarin, VX and mustard.Oh God. I don't feel good. Fuck those training videos.
>>13687362I'm scared.
>>13687362>Slapped master>Pouring tea on himOh man this is totally not good. Here we go.
>>13687349So once again, maledom fags are the cause of everything wrong right?Of course you're right, my fetish is for retards and simpletons and etc while yours is for true intellectuals and scholars right?
>>13687372>I don't do either of those things I mentionedSure.
>>13687362>What, do you think you're doing?
>>13687380Exactly.
>>13687381>b-because I said so
>>13687380Don't respond to bait/stupid people.
>>13687362I can't read that font.Do you do this often.I want more.
>>13687387I almost believe it too.
>>13687381You should probably stop projecting.Just because you do that shit doesn't mean everyone else does.
>>13687388It's not bait anon, it's the truth.Maledomfags are officially the cause of everything wrong from now on.God I hate my fetishes sometimes.
>>13687362Start panicking, probably cowering.Eyes like that are simply too intimidating
>>13687381Of course not. He's only here to shitpost.
>>13687394>God I hate my fetishes sometimes.Is your fetish poorly executed satire?
>>13687393It's cool man, I super believe you.
>>13687362That's abuse. No wonder he eyes other sweeter monstergirls like the Sea Bishop or Dhampire neighbor.Kiki lost her mind.
>>13687394Eh, they're just mad they have to share their safe space.Just ignore them.
>>13687362Yangire.
>>13687394Well then I guess we should drop MGE altogether and move to /vg/ so we can all get pegged by futawolves and slugs. Who wants the first reach around?
>>13687362>>13687400I know right? People are so quick to lose their shit over abuse here, but suddenly nobody fucking cares because it's a kikimora.
>>13687394You guys are the cause of everything that's wrong from now on.Your selfishness and egotism was uncalled for, everyone has their own view on MG but you can't ignore canon.The judge has declared you guilty, your punishment is hell.
>>13687407>it's ok if monsters do itSasuga /mgt/.
>>13687407Hating a Kikimora is like hating Mr. Rogers.
>>13687406i always wondered what /vg/ was for
>>13687410Whatever, at least I can have a laugh at monster girls getting buttblased because they can't rape me.
>>13687410You'll never take me alive, coppers!
>>13687418Are you a wizard
>>13687410>MGE>canonHahaha.
>>13687362w-why is the kiki doing this to her master?he should get a better maid
>>13687418This guy found the ultimate answer.Monstergirls can't catch you because they're not real.
>>13687425Or she should get a better master.
>>13687425Should have gone for the one Kiki who was his half sister.Wurm chef optional.
>>13687423No, I just don't get hard anymore.I'm just a walking husk waiting to die.
>>13687349>>13687394>>13687406>>13687410
>>13687430>HalfDROPPED!
>You will never be breastfed by a Holstaurus
>>13687425She is the best maid. I bet you wouldn't even drink tea out of her nonexistent shoes.This is exactly how you don't unlock the route where she throws out all the ice cream.
>>13687433what?WHAAAT?
>>13687433I can't believe I've started to agree with this bitch.
Remember to always wear your sunday best!Either denim or nothing
>>13687362Noice.>tfw new drawfag will never do MGE dragon being tsundere
>>13687430>Wurm chefI don't know, they don't look like they'd have great manual dexterity and never needing mittens doesn't off set that.
>>13687440B-but the point of MGQ is that both monsters and humans have flaws!
>>13687430>incest femdom yan kikimorai'm very ok with this
>>13687443Good. Tsundere is shit.
>>13687435I want to molest a slowpoke gijinka
>>13687433Illias-Sama, pls save us.
>>13687445Are you turning down the Wurm chef and her pancakes, which are actually chocolate waffles she thinks are pancakes?
>>13687429just because he doesn't want some tea?maids should at least respect the wishes of her master!
>>13687362I'm going to put grapefruits in her pussy.
>>13687450I'd argue that yandere is way shittier.But let's not get into taste-fights.
Milk?
>>13687446I don't care anymore.
>>13687462Mild Maid
>>13687451Oh yeah. Stay just. Like. That.
>>13687455Masters should appreciate the lengths to which their Kiki maids will go for them and be a bit more cooperative. It's for their own good.
>>13687461Why not? That's basically what these threads are.
>>13687407>Imfuckingplying
>>13687469If you're looking for pointless internet fights, you sadly have the wrong person, I'm afraid.
>>13687454This is what I'm talking about. I'd hire a Wurm when I needed a genki bulldozer.
>>13687469Supposed to be about enjoying monster girls that make your peen hard.
>>13687475>Peen>Not DongYou disgust me.
>>13687475Man, everyone's burnt out.
>>13687462>you will never suckle from a holstaur's ample bosom and drink her creamy milk after leaving today's thread in disgust
>>13687473>>13687475Supposed to be /a/, /v/, /d/ and /vg/ too.I expect no less from you.
>>13687481Whatever makes your penis synonym hard.
>>13687481>dong>not turgid pole
>>13687484Flattery will get you nowhere.
>>13687475Not possible. I can't talk about amazonesses without someone starting shit.
>>13687484>/d/What makes you think I won't cut you?
>>13687491I know this exact feel. Don't worry.
>Foolish mortal! You don't stand a chance now that I've unleashed my final form!
>>13687492You know the only place where anything really happened before /vg/ existed, is, sadly there.Hell is fitting for you guys though.
>>13687498"Whatever."
Remember that time when you thought it would be cute to sneak up on your Lizard waifu and startle her by tugging on her tail. But in response she screamed and shed it, so it detached and fell to the ground and you freaked out?
>>13687498They just got smaller.
>>13687498Can you even fly.
>>13687491Someone will always star something. Unless all sides stand down, we won't change.
>>13687497>>13687491You could still try. I'm curious about what you guys like about Amazons.
>>13687484>Supposed to be /a/, /v/, /d/ and /vg/ too.>/d/Hah, I wish. I may be vanilla as fuck but at least those guys don't have retarded fights over which fetish is better.>>13687491>amazonessesGod that sounds weird. "Amazoness" is redundant, too. There are no male amazons.
>>13687502Jesus, I would hug her for so long while bawling like a baby.
>>13687275Reminds me of this:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pKHcwXOuZRQ
>>13687502But my waifu is a Blue Dragon.
>>13687468A master can appreciate the work their maid does, but still refuse it. She could have saved it for later!
>>13687491I want to kidnap an amazon chief and break her. Then ride into the village on her back and declare myself king big nuts.
>>13687509Well, there's all kinds of people in here who pretend to originate from this place alone but we all know who they really are, deep inside.The average person ITT originates from lower helldoms like /d/, then they pretend they come from ironically even lower ends of the MG ordeal such as /a/ and /vg/ or pretend to be a scale/higher when in reality the boards they really came from are better/worse than they really thought of and they come with their habits.It doesn't take madmin powers or too long to realize, I'm sure anyone with a brain can pick as much.
>>13687502That sounds like a scenario that would be hilarious (at least for the guy) in retrospect, but horrifying initially. Lizardmen would probably not take kindly to being teased about it though.
I want to traumatize my monster mother by hanging myself in my room leaving only a note saying how much I hate monster girls, especially her!
>>13687518>king big nuts>not emperor McLargehuge
>>13687523>Will o Wisp
>>13687523>not getting revenge by living a good lifePleb.
>>13687526No Will o Wisp.
>>13687505Except with kikis. I bet kikis are hated on /hbg/ for being so popular.
>>13687507I want to be a cute and caring husband to a strong and loving amazoness and give her many children.
>>13687520Sounds just like 2hu!Sounds just like Kancerkolon!OH MY! I just realized, this whole place is a mess to begin with!!!
>>13687530>Will o Wisp
>>13687488>Not torment spike>Not woman tamer>Not flesh driller>Not uterus beater>Not womb expander>Not pussy queller >Not lip splutter>Not box cutterApply yourself
>>13687498You're too obsessed with this oppai loli, Anon.You need help.
>>13687532Bitches be jelly.
>>13687539No.
>>13687529This guy gets it.>>13687538Are you implying /jp/ is as bad as this thread? lmao
I think that skunk is back againsend help, prefrebly in moth form
>>13687538Ho boy, you're trying super hard, aren't ya?Keep trying man, I believe in you.
I want to hug a ushi-oni from behind. I think it would go well.
>>13687538the fuck is "Kancerkolon"?
>>13687545>marry skunk>never worry about people annoying you ever again
>>13687540>box cutterI laughed
>>13687543>Psiw o lliw
>>13687549Probably boatsluts
>>13687548>I think it would go wellWhat his brother had the funeral home put on his tombstone.
>>13687548I wanna hug my Blue Dragon waifu from behind and have a shocking flight.
>>13687548But her big spider butt is in the way.
>>13687559and by his tombstone you mean his pelvis' tombstone right? Lots of tombs there.
>>13687545Anybody that knows that mothgirl needs to get a restraining order on her. Not only will she fuck you, she will mind fuck you as well.
>>13687559You'd be surprised what modern medicine can do for a broken pelvis.>>13687564Then I will jump on her abdomen first. And wrap my legs around her front too.
>>13687544Pretty sure it is!It's always the same kind of people too!
>>13687507A few reasons. They're delicious brown tribal girls. They're warriors. They play into my F/m rape fetish with them hunting down their husbands. I also like the whole exhibition thing, and ritual although it kind of grew on me. I was more or less ambivalent for the most part.Of course I also like the role reversal aspect. It's just interesting to be put into a different kind of society and also deal with the pros and cons. Of course I mainly like the pros. Being doted on, etc.The rift comes from people who assume that awful things will happen to you with Amazons, despite the profile being open ended on this front. Since all we know that happens is that you stay in the kitchen and have public sex everything else is down to interpretation. This being MGE and I liking her for the most part of course go with a more balanced or favorable interpretation.God forbid people who like the monstergirl don't go with the worst interpretation possible or at least go for something not awful. It's like they want her to be that way so they can dislike her more.
>>13687564No you climb and sit on her abdomen and then hug her.
>>13687569>rapespider rodeoThere are worse ways to go, I guess.
>>13687362Ah, she just must be having an off dayI mean, how much worse can it get?
>>13687491Boo fucking hoo. I can't talk about beating x monstergirl without being called HFY, Gary Stu, alpha wannabe, the rest.
>>13687573Pretty sure there enough people, who also don't like the "favorable" version of them.
>>13687548I want to have a chill conversation with an Ushi-Oni friend, no lewd involved. Surely nothing can go wrong, not all of them like these rapetrain stereotypes.
>>13687582I want to talk about cucking away Hellhounds from /vg/ too, but they won't let me.
>>13687582Why would you want to beat them up when they just want to love you?
>>13687573The rift comes from acting like a total bitch. >Much naked apron>Much being a bishie>Muh princess carrying>Muh frail boys who should what they're toldI mean if you want to get pelvicerated it's one thing but don't make our gender look so pathetic. FUCK!
>>13687582It's ok now you just have to eat a raging mushroom and you will be stronger than any monstergirl. You don't even need to git gud at this point.
>>13687588they're just stereotypes. You'll be fine.
>>13687593>Why would you want to beat them up when they just want to rape/mindbreak/imprison you?Gee, who even knows? What a mystery.
>>13687588It's a curse for a reason...I'd love to see you try.
>>13687599>not gitting gudLiterally heresy.
What are some monster girl settings that aren't filled with reverse rape shit?
>>13687600>that lookTender pelvis tenderization incoming.
>>13687599Like femdomfags don't talk that down as well.
>>13687593>>13687602/jp/ literally has stockholm syndrome, holy shit.
>>13687606your Head canon?
>>13687602>Believing human propaganda If you don't like monstergirls you can just leave
>>13687582You could try not presenting it in a way that makes you sound like an obnoxious HFY, Gary Stu, alpha wannabe.
>>13687614My brain is a dried out husk due to years of work as a landscaper.
>>13687615>Believing monster propaganda Also, I don't remember saying that I don't like them.Good effort though.
>>13687615If you have stockholm syndrome you need help.>>13687616You could try not having stockholm syndrome.>>13687618Your brain is stockholm syndrome.
>>13687565>>13687569No, I mean dead. Sushi oni are feared and thus hated. Anything that would approach it from behind must be an enemy. She'd whirl around and knock his head clean off. Mamono mana protects the make during sex, not from violence.
>>13687548>>13687563I want a Succu-neesan to grope an Alp's itty bitty titties from behind while telling her she needs to loosen up!
>>13687610>You see this monstergirl is monstly about femdom>Lol who cares I will just eat this mushroom and turn her into a masochistGeez I wonder why they don't like it.
>>13687611>Random fucking scribbles everywhereWhy?
>>13687616Why should he have to censor himself?Faggots being triggered isn't his problem.
>>13687596>>13687584But it's nearly the same shit as dragonsluts so why not let people have their fun? Also the only ones I find objectionable are>Much being a bishie>Muh frail boys who should what they're toldThe latter I would like to see explored. I have an alien culture boner (and worldbuilding to an extent) most of all and while I think that attitude might show up with Amazons I don't think it would be presented that way so shamelessly throughout their entire society.
>>13687619Maybe i got that impression from all the times you said you wanted to hurt monstergirls, or go out of your way to paint monstergirls mean and scary and evil when people just want to talk about waifus.
>>13687625Welcome to drawfag hell.
I wish A hellhound would cuddle me as I fall asleep
>>13687573>brown tribal girl reverse rape, exhibitionism and husbando dotingSounds like good enough reasons to me. Also the muscles, got to love some big brown girls with toned bodies.
>>13687630Or, maybe you were assuming.Which you should probably stop doing.
>>13687596>Not being cute and wearing a naked apron for your waifuDon't you want to make her doki doki?
>>13687626Does it also applies with him? >>13687596
>>13687631>Drawfag hellCome the fuck on, he's not even doing it on paper.
>>13687616Passive aggressive much? Also Fuck you, if the guy isn't beat to hell at the end of it despite winning or it's presented as a fluke you throw a fit, so spare me.
>>13687630Maybe I got that impression from your stockholm syndrome.>>13687632I wish you didn't have stockholm syndrome.>>13687636Or maybe he has stockholm syndrome.
>>13687629Oh, I for one don't care. But to say that the only reason people don't like them is because of "threadcanon" isn't strictly true.
>>13687621>Sushi oniI'm sure this was the autocorrect but it made me laugh nonetheless.
>>13687641mmk, so from your logic, i can also say you have it as well?
>>13687638Of course, I don't care if he sucks his mistress' toe while she stabs him, who cares?
>>13687642The only reason people don't like them is stockholm syndrome is bad.>>13687645No, I have been enlightened. To fight monsters you become one.
>>13687643>sushi chef oni
How would a single dragon react to coming home and finding a /fit/ guy in her home wearing a naked apron and with the smell of rare steak hanging in the air?
>>13687640>if the guy isn't beat to hell at the end of it despite winning or it's presented as a fluke you throw a fitAbove all else, this rustles me the most.
>>13687629Because no one can have what they want, so Fuck amazonfags too.
>>13687650He would still end with stockholm syndrome after the rape.
>>13687648oh, so your an alp or something?I really wish i had MG to cuddle with right know.
>>13687596>don't make our gender look so pathetic. FUCK!This is retarded beyond measure. How insecure do you have to be in your masculinity that fictional displays to the contrary make you this emotionally distressed?
>>13687648>To fight monsters you become one.fuck off Nietzsche you're supposed to be dead
>>13687647No, what I mean is if an amazon lover shouldn't ignore the autist that gets triggered because men aren't acting the way he wants.
>>13687653We get it. You're trying to be as annoying as possible by repeating stockholm syndrome. It's time to stop posting.
>>13687653It's not rape and kidnapping if I was the one who broke in and greeted her with an erection.
>>13687642Ah okay. My post wasn't about that necessarily. Those people sound more like bystanders than anything. I'm talking about the guy(s) who need to barge into amazon discussion with their own unfavorable thre/headcanon and I'm sure you know the rest. Not simply the anons who dislike them. That's what I mean by 'the rift', and why it can be a pain in the ass to talk about them.
>>13687659The amazon lover can do as he likes, obviously.
>>13687657Stockholm syndrome.>>13687661Downs syndrome.>>13687662You would still be raped and beg for it.>>13687665>>13687666They have stockholm syndrome.
>>13687668It's not rape if I ask for it. Look I even have my parental consent form and personal consent form. That means it's 100% desired dragon on man intercourse for the purpose of procreation.
>>13687604You talk like it's impossible or something.
>>13687657>This is retarded beyond measure. How insecure do you have to be in your submissiveness that a guy dominating a dom monstergirl make you this emotionally distressed?See? I can do this this too.
>>13687662Does the apron say "I was wearing only this when I got raped. Tell me I asked for it." or soemthing along those lines?
>>13687665I see. Well, every other subject has them as well, so it's probably a good idea to take them for what they are: Shitposts and bait.
>>13687674>>13687657You're both correct.
>>13687672No one wants you to fuck a dragon. Don't kid yourself.>>13687673You talk like you have Stockholm syndrome.
>>13687596>but don't make our gender look so pathetic. FUCK!Hahahah oh wow
>>13687680>Nice Ushis don't existAh, man.
>>13687680Okay, I lied about the parental consent form. I forged the signatures but the personal consent is 100% legit. There was hand holding nigga. With the lights out.
>>13687683This one seems nice enough.
>>13687666Then can I fist fight an ogre and clean her clock? No? Well Fuck that guy then.
>>13687687Nah, but you can stop being a little bitch.
>>13687687And I say you can.What? You calling me a liar or somethin'?
>>13687686There was a caption with that. I think it had her pretty much admitting she only learned to cook so that her guy would have sex with her more.
>>13687674Except it makes you a retard, because you assume I can only like one end of the sub-dom spectrum.Don't even try with the "muh fence sitters" reply if you don't have an actual argument to make.
>>13687688That's the problem, you insist everyone be beaten down. Well Fuck that.
>>13687688You can stop having Stockholm syndrome.>>13687692You have Stockholm syndrome. That is a good argument.
>>13687691For them married sex and love and also one in the same. It's glossed over in a lot of these discussions.
>>13687686She's a good housewife.She deserves lots of love.
>>13687697>>13687687So I was right. People not having their fun begets them not letting others have fun. This is why I think sub hellhounds also get bad reception. It's a cycle.
>>13687699Stockholm syndrome is one and the same too.>>13687701She deserves a lot of Stockholm syndrome victims.
Stockholm syndrome is the new forced meme?
>>13687701Well deserved it or not she's going to get that love.
>>13687707Report and ignore it.
>>13687707No, it's shitposting, which you should report and ignore.
>>13687686The blush stickers are to show you how girly she is.
>>13687692Here's my argument, you're full of shit because both sides are always at each other's throats and you're not some paragon of defending people's tastes.
>>13687707I want a Mindflayer to mindrape Chubby Alp Senpai, a Kiki, and an Elf until they all have Stockholm Syndrome!
I figured that certain movies would be considered anti humanity and pro demonkind. >Dogville: MG edition>Mantis stumbles upon a human village>Covers for her tracks>She repays their kindness with helping out the village for payments and a home>Anon was the village spiritual leader and overall in charge, is interested in the Mantis>Over time Anon takes advantage of the Mantis' earnestness, as well as the rest of the village>The women blame her for the husband's adultery and the men use her like a toy>Even the children learn to take advantage of her passivity>Before it could get fatal, the Echnida ruler comes into the village with her troops>Her Echidna mother congratulates and berates her daughter for trying to deny her nature and trying her best>Echidna grants her daughter power over her troops, and the Mantis decides to use it on the villagers>Not a single one was left denied the experience of a mamano or becoming one>Anon was left stunned as everything he knew is now a mockery and a sham>The Mantis decides to Alp him and leave him to the pleasure addled villagers>Before they could all leave this village, now a newborn demon realm>An Ushi-Oni approaches a loli>The Mantis utters "leaver her, she's the only one that was nice to me">The film credits have pictures of destitute human settlements
>>13687704Something like that, yes.
>>13687715Chubby Alp Senpai should have graduated already.
>>13687707No it's just some butthurt /jp/ native really angry about how we said his board had stockholm syndrome. He's autistic so he'll go away once he starts hyperventilating.
>>13687710Yep. Just do this. It's probably the same genuinely autistic guy who was spamming "who are you quoting" to every single greentext in the thread a few weeks ago. If he keeps it up he's gonna draw too much attention and get banned.
>>13687710>>13687711>report fuction>existingEven in the board you have Stockholm syndromeYou don't seem to know what forced means too.>>13687713You're full of stockholm syndrome.
>>13687704Really? Cause I don't see anyone shittings on dom kiki. But mention sub hellhounds and just look at this fucking shitstorm.
>>13687719She'll always be senpai on the streets and kawaii in the sheets.
>>13687717>The Mantis decides to Alp himAlps don't work that way.
>>13687721>>13687722No you have Stockholm syndrome.That other guy doesn't even sound as natural and cult of personality as I am!
>>13687724Again? AGAIN?
>>13687728What?
>>13687726Then it decides to Stockholm syndrome him.
>>13687724>maledoms complaining>"See? Fucking maledoms!">femdoms complaining>"I-it's just some vocal faggots, h-honest"Don't even bother, even if you are right.
>>13687732Stockholm syndrome is hard.I'd pet them if I could.
>>13687724It's not about exact equivalents here but rather that people get more anal retentive about their camp the more that they can't have their fun.
>>13687735It's about Stockholm syndrome.
>>13687691
>>13687738Is that what /ss/ stands for?
>>13687732>>13687735I'm just sick of it. We know what causes the problems, why can't we compromise and have both?
>>13687739>You will never explore the lands hunting down legendary beasts and rare plants to make increasingly delicious meals for all
>>13687742Stockholm syndrome.
>>13687739>>13687686tell me about inariwhy does she keep her eyes closed?
>>13687742I'm down with that.
>>13687742It's sort of like the conflict between the Chief God and the Demon Lord.
>>13687741Shh. Don't talk to it. He doesn't know anyways. All he knows are 2hue, onaholes, and ugly slant eyed girl bands.
>/mgg/ during NA power hour
>>13687749Shh, this one has deep Stockholm syndrome.All he knows is how he got kidnapped into posting in /jp/ after they moved him away from /a/v/b/.
>>13687751Oh Fuck you Europe.
>>13687502Remember that time when you thought it would be cute to sneak up on your Lizard waifu and startle her by tugging on her tail. But in response she screamed and SPRAYING YOU WITH BLOOD FROM HER EYES?
>>13687751Why did you have to post Youko? Now you reminded me that she was crying over her feelings being spurned.
>>13687743Sooo... Toriko with MG?>Kejourou replacing Sunny>Thugdere batgirl for Zebra>Toriko in an actual Oni>Psychic Gritablulu for Coco
>>13687744This sort of makes sense.
>>13687751Dumnpire is almost cute enough for her eventual victory to make me forget about Alium's crushed hopes and dreams.
>>13687755Remember when you had Stockholm syndrome?>>13687756Stockholm syndrome plays a big part in that relationship.
>>13687757Which Monstergirl can emulate the creepy perfection of Tommyrod?
>>13687751I've seen britbong time. They hated on a classic jinko cap and it's around that time that I start to see a rise in Freedom-kun, his ilk, and/or Freedom-kun imitators (ironically). So fuck 'em too.
>>13687765All the ones that can give you Stockholm syndrome.Oh wait.
>>13687752Call me a crossie while you have your little shit fit why don't ya? That really hurts my feelings. Just like us even being here ruins your immaculate board culture of whiny children.
Someone ctrlf Stockholm syndrome please, and give results.
>>13687756I can't deal with all this bullshit harem drama.Just tell me when Youko (aka best girl) wins.
>>13687769There is literally nothing wrong with Stockholm syndrome.
>>1368777335
>>13687774When she gives anyone Stockholm syndrome.
>>13687766Freedom kun here. I don't hate jinkos so I don't know what you're on about.
>>13687776Insanity and beliefs of the contrary are common in Stockholm syndrome.>>13687780He has Stockholm syndrome.
All this shit because two retards weren't able to shut the fuck up at the beginning of the thread.
>>13687785What shit?This always happens.You have Stockholm syndrome.
>>13687783>>13687778>>13687776>>13687773I'm not liking this meme tbh
I want to shave my dogfu and burn her hair because I like the smell.
>>13687755HORROR! WE NEED TO HUG THE HORROR OUT OF THIS!
>>13687780I didn't say you were one of the jinko cap haters, that's a separate thing. It's another issue that freedumb posting and posts like it seem more common around that time.
>>13687789Keep reporting. He wants a ban. Let's give it to him.
>>13687789It's ok, it's easy to understand why.The topic at hand was always Stockholm syndrome.
>>13687745She only shows her eyes to her husband... ...or to someone who really pisses her off.Kinda like that one CO from Metal Slug...
>>13687791You what? Does burning hair really smell good to you?
>>13687796>reporting>4chanAre you a wizard?
>>13687791Burning hair isn't really the best smell in the world, Anon
Please send help!
>>13687800Burning dog hair. Dog girl waifu. And yes.
>>13687806Human hair maybe. I don't mind it that much to be honest.
>>13687808Creepiness and awkwardness of this caliber can only happen after Stockholm syndrome.
>>13687807He seems to have the situation under control.
>>13687811You got used to it or
>>13687814Nah, he's about to experience Stockholm syndrome.
>>13687814They're impressed by his large sword.
>>13687765That's probably the one thing that can't be easily translated to some sort of MG. >Grinpatch- Devil Bug>Starjuun- Ignis>Midora- Beelzebub>Brunchy- Crow Tengu>Mansem- Ogre>Komatsu- AlpThere's no real analogue to a broodling for him.
>>13687824Stockholm syndrome manlet.
>>13687820Well they can't have it, it was a gift.
>>13687807Dealing with my own problems presently.
Wouldn't it be nice to train your dragon daughteru how to cook the perfect steak with her fire-breath?
>>13687831Such as Stockholm syndrome.
>>13687833You'd still have to go through Stockholm syndrome.And incest.You pedophile.
>>13687825A part of me wants to keep reporting this stupid spam, but that's actually pretty valid...
>>13687820Looks like a pretty average font to me.Anyone else getting scrambled outline font captcha from hell?
>>13687833I'd rather nave her learn to control the temperature in her vagina for maximum pleasure.
>>13687831>4 queenscute
>>13687838Cue being called a wizard.
>>13687833You're the one coming up with those ideas. Just saying.
>>13687847Meant for >>13687836
>>13687847Yeah he's the one with Stockholm syndrome not us.
>>13687834>>13687836what are you shit posting for?
>>13687852Someone said /jp/ had Stockholm syndrome and some autist /jp/ native who lurks our threads for trolling opportunities got butthurt over it. It's pathetic really.
>>13687833Think of all the ingredients she'd waste until she got it right.
>>13687856>believeing they're separate personsThis is why you have stockholm syndrome.You're an incompetent manlet in denial.
DOG GIRLS! Petting them.Scratching behind their ears and watching their legs go crazy.Being woken by a warm .Taking her on walks.Carrying her because the little snot doesn't want to move.Sharing your dinner with her.Watch her snooze on your chest.
>>13687844>Amazing chests ahead, therefore grab with both hands
>>13687859You're a one trick pony troll. I bet you don't even know how to ban evade.
>>13687860*warm tongue>Bread sin't foodWhat the Fuck captcha?
>>13687860Would Stockholm syndrome with.>>13687864I bet you don't even know how to report someone, like all the rest.
>>13687844Yeah. I'd rather a Priscilla though, touching the fluffy dragon. That or hatefuck bed of chaos until she stops being terrible
>>13687863>Try rear, tongue but hole
>>13687867Look let's just be real here. /a/, /v/, and /vg/ are all better boards than /jp/.
>>13687868Nice Stockholm syndrome.
>>13687868bed of chaos is a withered bug thing in a prison of trees, silly anon
>>13687870Who cares, you'd have to report button anywhere and you'd still have Stockholm syndrome.
>>13687857Think of the restaurant she eventually opens.>She personally goes into the kitchen and sears everything herself with her breath and directs the rest of her staff how to finish the dishes.
>>13687877no*
>>13687877Are you under the impression that the report function is removed or something? Because you sound really retarded right now.
>>13687876Then I fuck a millennia old bug loli who's hiding in the trees.>>13687872Oh, I'm not staying in there.I don't care what she says about kind inhabitants, we are going to go out into the real world and she is going to like it. Can't be a dragon NEET in a painted world forever.
>>13687868Priscilla isn't even that fluffy, just her tail
>>13687883No but it's nowhere where it should've been.That's why no one uses it correctly anymore.
>>13687888But I want to rub your tail and your feet.
>>13687888All that needs to be fluffy Anon, all that needs to be fluffy.
>>13687888Not after I made it a dagger.>>13687868I cheese BbC every run and don't feel the least bit bad or casul.
>>13687889
>>13687885I wonder if her world would be destroyed if you burned the painting.
>>13687901There is no button at the bottom of the page anymore.
>>13687899Yeah, I hate that fight.>>13687904I wouldn't be that cruel but she is getting headpats if I need to hunt down a ladder or >Try Plunging Attack
Dragon titties.
>>13687888Autism ahead.>returneth-eth conjugation is for He/SheHe returneth (he returns)Thou returnest (sometimes just an -st) (you return)I'm not completely confident in the thou pronoun just yet, but I think the second thou should be a thee.To cut through the grammar rules the guideline being. You should die. -> Thou shouldst dieI will kill you. -> I will kill thee.Notice the placement of you.
>>13687909Ugly Stockholm syndrome case.
>>13687894>>13687895>Priscilla lifting you with her tail so you can kiss her
>>13687908I like ornifex. Too bad about that head.
>>13687907Well, congratulations, you are literally the dumbest person on the board for not knowing how to report people. You thought you can just get away with rule violations because no one knows how to report?
>>13687916No but I think you have Stockholm syndrome.
>>13687909>tittiesNone found, 0.5/10.
>>13687913Stockholm syndrome?
>>13687914>At night she holds you tight to her chest like a teddy bear.A best>>13687915>Make ornifex a harpy>She makes happy cawing sounds whenever you enter her smithy, flapping over to you so she can spend time with you and create a masterpiece for you.
>>13687919How bird and/or salty are you? You realize no one cares you had an aneurysm and that's all you can say?And no one will get the reference.
>>13687925>BirdI swear to hatred. *bored
>>13687924Anon don't make me want this, that would be exceptionally haram.
What's the best monster girl figurine?
>>13687925>>13687928english?
>>13687930I like the one of the Anubis.
>>13687930The Dark Elf with a foot resting on her boyfriend's back.
>>13687920Look closelier.
>>13687930The one that can move and give you Stockholm syndrome.
>>13687929>Come in one day after fighting a giant goddamn spider. >To your surprise the weaponry's been moved to the opposite side of the room and a bedroll big enough for two people laid out for you. >Suddenly there's an impact against your back as she surprises you with a hug, nuzzling you as she calls "Your back -awk- your back!" >She's asks you to stay the night since you look so tired, she's even clumsily prepared a small meal for the two of you to share.
>>13687930Papi.
>>13687941Are you that guy who keeps saying hello in the One Piece threads?
>>13687931You capitalize the E in English, illiterate faggot.
>>13687943Please no. Please. It's wrong.
>>13687945>One Piece ThreadJesus Anon.
>>13687911Also, thou used to be the only singular pronoun and then later on it became the informal singular while you (which used to be plural) became a formal singular. Priscilla is either looking down on you by using such a familiar pronoun (it was polite to use 'you' with strangers as it denoted equality). Or she is close to you/wants to be close to you.>tfw English no longer has this simple nuance
>>13687924>eventually, harpy ornifex starts making statuettes of you
>>13687949Excuse me for not being too cool for popular things.
>>13687953I think he just might detest One Piece threads and not the manga itself. They can be serious cesspits at times.
>>13687945>One Piecewow
>>13687949>Hating on the series that gave us Perona, Shirley, Monette I will fight you.
>>13687943but what if I'm hollow would she still want to spend the night together?
>>13687955What's that? Is that the sound of a hipster I hear?
>>13687948>>13687951>Afterwards Ornifax is looking at you with shining eyes and an expectant smile on her face, guess you could stay the night. >She nearly takes flight with joy, although she does take flight over to bed, waiting for you to join her.>That night she's snoozing in against your chest, a happy smile on her face as she cutely snores "An-awk-on" as she nuzzles closer against you. >As you drift off to sleep, you think you can spy a crude, handmade statue of you in the armor you wore when you rescued her, a smaller shape that resembles her holding hands (claws) with it.
>>13687954Do tell.
>>13687959Of course she would.Anon is Anon, no matter how he looks.
>>liking wan pisuIs this /a/?
>>13687970So what's wrong with this mermaid for example? Or are you just trying to start shit?
>>13687967Story with lizardman helping hollow anon regain his humanity when?
>>13687973Huh, thought she had bigger tits than that.
/jp/ - /a/
>>13687973She's a mako shark.
>>13687978Considering the smaller Mermaid is human-sized, I'd say those are some tig ol' bitties.
>>13687970>not liking it or at least finding it 'okay'If you've ever had the misfortune of readin Naruto, Fairy Tail, or Bleach then One Piece is a perfect palette cleanser and looks like masterpiece in comparison.It can do basic storytelling alright, but it a manga that's better when you marathon it rather than reading it weekly. Since it's longwinded at times.
>>13687973Always liked mermaid sharkgirls more than the 'girl with shark tail & teeth' design
>>13687978She's huge, they'd be the size of a basketballs to you. Maybe bigger.
>>13687979>/mgg/>Monster girls from anime not allowedOkay?
>>13687981Based on pure size, yes.Not proportionally.
Tsun-dairy?
>>13687982>BleachI like Dragon Ball With Swords. The fights at least, too bad no one dies. It's worse than MGE.
>>13687989SLAP.jpg
>>13687993Should've ended after Eizen.
>>13687989>Flat>that face
>>13687964Nothing that interesting just shitty.>No chapter this week/ every other day>fujoshit posting>Sanji hate>Robin and Nami image dump>awful powerlevel discussion>awful stop talking about powerlevels, One Piece isn't supposed to have powerelvels posts>some discussion about last chapter>everyone is a D.>Chapter release day>jobber jobber jobber >asspull asspull asspull>hey I read the wiki- er manga! Why doesn't Luffy stretch to Raftel!? :^)>oh my god! It's another filler chapter!>why doesn't Oda just get to the things that affect the metaplot?!>muh fights>muh >muh fights>/v/ memes
>>13687982Fairy tail is wizard one piece. I don't like it but come on.
>>13687985I like Stockholm syndrome too.I'd love to shitpost Naruto just because it has beast people in it! /a/ likes it so we're cool!!!
>>13687982>BleachIt should have ended with killing Aizen. Now it's just dragging out.>NarutoOnly kept reading to see how that massive trainwreck clusterfuck of a war actually ended. Answer? Disappointingly.>Fariy TailI never got into it, but I did like Rave Master. Is there anything salvageable to it?
>>13688009>Fairy TailGirls are olev, beyond that it's your regular shonen.
>>13688003>nami and robin dumpsNothing wrong with that.
Please cease this mindless arguing! Talk about the monster girls in One Piece instead! Monet is a Harpy and a Yuki-Onna in one! Is she not wonderful?
you guys arguing again?
>>13688013Who's arguing?
>>13688013Not when she scares herself to death, no.
>>13688013>>>/a/
>>13688021>scares herself to deathWhen has that ever happened?
>>13688022>Monster Girl General>no Monster Girls allowedYou're not making any sense at all.
>>13688021What? She died from that?>>13688013I would have died if I was Luffy when she hugged him.
>>13688004They get compared a lot because of the friendship aspect, but really One Piece doesn't take it >that< far.At it's most base form it's more like Luffy is aware he's a retarded shounen protagonist and gathers people with talents and skills to make up for his failings. Usually anyway, sometimes he just picks people up because they set off his weirdness boner. One Piece kind of spreads it out so when certain cliche moments happen they kind of have impact. Like Oda probably won't do Luffy getting up using his willpower after getting a pep talk again like he did in his fight with Lucci. They tend to be one time things and show up several hundred chapters apart.>>13688012Yeah, but it often means there's no discussion going on. It's only slightly better than fujo posts because it's not gay.
>>13688028>She died from that?No, she was stabbed through the heart and left in an explosion.
Why has Jan forsaken us?
>>13688023She takes a non-haki sword slash from Zoro, but his murderous intent & skill are so overwhelming that she scares herself into not being able to reform.
>>13688027He's the shitter. Ignore it.
>>13688033But she did reform. Don't be a dumb-dumb.
>>13688028>I would have died if I was Luffy when she hugged him.I got a semi when I watched the anime episode. That voice.
>>13688032Because this entire board views us as cancerous tumor and you have to be horribly obnoxious in order to get any attention from the mods, and even then they do the minimum of what's required in the situation.
le fruit bat gf girl
>>13688037>That voicehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7LGATEyVVys
>>13688031Vergo? I don't remember who did it.
>>13688043No, Caesar. He thought it was Law's heart, I think.
>>13688038I don't know. Sometimes we get some pretty fast responses.
>>13688046Correct
le fruit bat gf girllll
>>13688037>"Let go of me!">"Don't I feel nice and cool? Sleep.">That view of her draping her wings around him on top of the embraceI'm serious.
le fruit bat gf girlllllll
>>13688056Don't forget how flustered she got when the marines said her monstrous features only made her cuter.
le fruit bat gf girlllllllllllllllll
le fruit bat gf girllllllllllllllll
>>13688064Please no furries.
>>13688064>Furry
This is the worst thread we've had in a while.
le fruit bat gf girlllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
>>13687989>And then Anon summoned the hungry Alps
>>13688068Yep. It's like everyone was waiting to blow their shitpost load.
>>13688068Purging will commence shortly...
>>13688068Glad to see you're doing your best to improve it rather than bitching about it.
>>13688064get that shit out.
>>13688068It was fun for a bit today.At least ornifex got some stuff.
>>13688068So I didn't miss anything good skipping to the bottom then? Excellent!
le fruit bat gf girllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
>>13688062That was lovely. Good to know there's men with taste in the marines.
>>13688052>>13688063>>13688064>>13688069>>13688081Is this a fruitbat gf girl?
>>13688082And she loved it.
>>13688078There's a little bit of new stuff towards the top, if you like kiki's at least.not a lot of writing though.
>>13688085Yeah she's awesome because /a/ said so.XDDDDDDD
>>13688068Janets fucking around somewhere again.
>>13688085My instincts are telling me she will kill me if I approach.
>>13688041>>13688052>>13688058>>13688063>>13688064>>13688069>>13688081Quit the spamming and quit the furshit.
>>13688086Multi winged harpies yay or nay?
>>13688096Nay. Multiple wings belong on various types of Angels.
>>13688092Never seen a troll before? This will be cleaned later. I hope.
>>13688092What's the real difference between that and MGs you guys talk about.Also, here's another gff.
>>13688092He's obviously an intentional shitposter, probably one of the natives being butthurt again.
>>13688102The difference between kemono and kemonomimi.
>>13688098Oh, too bad. I like the idea, because I want to run my hands on the ones that sprout from her back while hugging her. She can drape her upper ones around us for greater intimacy. I still feel good I got a guy to like headings when I explained this.
Too many gffs 4 u guizearen't u happy???
>>13688113*Headwings
>>13688120And that's a global rule broken. Janitor plz do something now.
le harpy gff girl
le centaur gff girl
>>13688120Aaaaand now it's time to kill yourself.
>>13688136That's almost cute.
I think I'll help the thread by posting something that's not cancer inducing.
>>13686292What are faggot? Chocolate.
>>13688174She can ride her scythe? I should've figured since those tiny legs couldn't carry her far.
>>13688174You and I must be the only faggots left here besides that idiot. Don't bother.
>>13688174me 2
I want to tease a loli Kraken who has to live in an over sized fish tank.
>>13688187Stockholm syndrome will come into play first.
>>13688187How the->I can't wear thisOh.
>>13688184Let's discuss our waifu/s. What is your favorite?
>>13688190How? What?
>>13687831>Slutty>Smart>Kind>PsychoticNice foursome.
Would you work for a Dragon Head Chef who has the temperament of Gordon Ramsay? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WwjUfM54ehE
>>13688192Kejourou.
>>13688192le fruit bate gff girl
>>13687857As does any chef that is learning.
>>13688198How would you go on a date with your waifu?>>13688200Have fun with that.
>>13688195>"IT'S RAWWWWWWWWWWW!">Chefs run for cover as she breathes fire.
>>13688195Nah.I'd rather work in a landcaping company ran by a calm plant loving Troll and staffed by equally calm Onis, Minotaurs and an Alraune or two.
>>13688205MoviesGet a snackGo kartsHandholding
>>13688205Who would win in a fight? Mari or Ilasa?
>>13688187I've always wondered what kind of house an aquatic MG would live in.>No Basement or second floor>There is a 'sub-floor' to the building>sub-floor is flooded with water>Large tanks in each room are connected via sub-floor>Each tank is furnished based on the room it's in>Tanks are open-top so she can easily get out (or her hubby can come in)>Trap doors along hallways so she can poke up in them to do stuff
>>13688212My dick.
>>13688209I would hire Minotaur landscapers any day.
>>13688205i wud dance w8 her ten suk n hr pee aftr wer donten ill take a big shitte n hr mouth
>>13688210>hair>Kejourou>BayonettaI can only get so erect, anon.
>>13688209Would you an Ogre Contractor who always talks about makin' it right?
>>13688218Don't hire the ones with big boobs anon, they won't get anything done and demand you to pay them in dickings!>>13688221No, I don't like Ogre's.
>>13688195"All the meat you cooked tonight was dry! You're going to have to home with me tonight so that you can feel the difference!"
I want to raise a silly were-kitten.
>>13688223A Minotaur with massive breasts will have a strong back to support them. Besides, don't you want to see those puppies covered in sweat and dirt, bouncing about in her tight overalls as she shovels?
>>13688225>"Touch this!">She pulls your hand to her breast.>"You feel that? It's warm, and not COLD LIKE YOUR FUCKING STEAK!"
>>13688226Is there anything about Crona that's not depressing?
>>13688226Damn it. This is crule, and yet Crona makes it so adorable
>>13688234>>13688236She's from something? Is it good?
>>13688229Anon why are you watching the landscapers?Pervert.
>>13688239>He doesn't know where Crona's fromZeus' beard
>>13688192Dragon, duh!
>>13688234>CronaWhat are you-Holy shit, how have I never noticed that was Crona? Poor boygirl needs a hug. And therapy.
>>13688239Yes and god no.Pic related is probably the only good thing from it.
>>13688239Crona's from Soul Eater. It's decent.Crona's not a catgirl though, but there is an intolerably lewd catgirl in the story.Also the only reason people aren't calling "Monsterboy" on Crona is the fact that we never learn of Crona's a boy or a girl. We were teased with hints on both sides and never given an answer when the manga ended.
>>13688241I like to watch their massive busts heave as they go to work on a sunday morning, from a comfy armchair drinking a nice coffee.
>>13688249>only good thing.How could you forget Blair anon?And that succubus that showed up for a chapter and then was never mentioned again.
>>13688258Blair is incredibly lewd for a cat.
>>13688253Do the Oni guards have to teach you a lesson?
>>13688258Oh yeah her.That fight against Mizune and Blair did things to my dick.
>>13688262>Cats>Not being lewdYou ever see a cat in heat? That's Blair. Except she's in heat all the time
>>13688249Hey Fuck you bitch devil.All thecgurls in soulsxeater are delicious. Except medusa and patty.
>>13688263No he already has Stockholm syndrome.
>>13688267I've got a neutered tomcat who licks his pussy friend's pussy whenever it's in reach.
>>13688258>That everything from the 'Lust' chapter>Soul becomes a cutie>Black*Star's tits are massive>Tsubaki outed as being super-lewdFun times>>13688239I liked it, but shit got really weird near the end. Let's just say the phrase 'mommy issues' doesn't even BEGIN to describe Crona.
>>13688263W-Woah hey now, I'm just uh... Making sure they're doing the job I paid them for!No need to get the Onis involved!
>>13688271Tell me about the lambs, Clarice.
>>13688234Wonder what the poem was about.
>>13688269>Except MedusaI, you, Anon, things, strangling
>>13688281Wow that is messed up.
>>13688276Well, now the Onis are getting the Ogres in on it.Prepare your pelvis for the musclegirl love anon.
>>13688271you're still here?
>>13688269>PattyFuck you mate. Girl maybe a dumb-as-rocks thug, but that body was banging.>MedusaYeah, fuck that. There's no amount of sexy in the world that can balance out that much bat-shit crazy.
>>13688289Can I be the scapegoat and take his place as their new piece of gym equipment?
>>13688267Didn't they imply she banged Soul and Maka in the last chapter?I mean jesus fuck she lazes around their apartment in nothing but a fucking bikini and her hat all day, I'm surprised it didn't happen earlier.
Good news, everyone.If all goes well, I might be hauling in some more monstergirl pics from the outside.By the week, I might add.
>>13688289I haven't even had my morning shower yet! I'm still in my dressing gown!
>>13688301Was getting raped part of your plan?
>>13688298You know, when you think about it I'm surprised a lot of things didn't happen earlier with Blair being like thatI mean, restraint, yeah. But come on. COME ON
>>13688289Good timing! I've prepared for musclegirl loving with the power of kegels!
>>13688299The outside? You can't be talking about going beyond the border and to uncharted territory?
>>13688303No, considering Sunday is the one day of the week where I DON'T get raped in MGC.The rest are at work, and on Saturdays by the neighbor's Dog Girl.
>>13688285You're not seriously gonna defend a woman who systematically abused her child and experimented on him/her, drove a man to ins - well, crazier, plotted to plunge the world into madness, betrayed her own sister, and is generally an irrideemable, evil cunt is good for anything other than burning, are you?
>>13688275I remember laughing when I realized that the only person lewder than Tsubaki was Blair.Tsubaki's got some serious repression goin' on.>>13688306I wouldn't have lasted a day with Blair grinding against me. Just what kind of mental training did Soul go through?
>>13688311I do what I have to do, anon.I do it for the good of everyone.
>>13688316Well, I mean, when you put it that way
Dumb question hereCan monster girls give birth to human males?
>>13688292He base no friends and no life.
>>13688326An Echnida should be able to, at least.
>>13688326Depends on your headcanon. General consensus says no.General consensus is for nerds though.
>>13688294>Balance outBut being batshit was PART of her sexy!
>>13688326KC confirmed ye, but only through breeding mechanics you can expect from you least favorite subquest.Like trying to get a Gold Chocobo or something, just lots and lots of sex.
>>13688319Just what kind of training did EVERYONE go through? If I was living under the same roof as Blair I wouldn't even last a couple hoursWhat kind of mental training do they teach over there? I mean, damn BlackStar, forget trying to train your fighting prowless to surpass god, you and Soul already did that when you SOMEHOW managed to resist Blair for this long
>>13688326Depends on the setting.For MGE the short answer is no, and that's part of the conflict. It supposedly can happen in very very rare cases but it's rare enough that the answer might as well be no.
>>13688319Have you looked at Black*Star? That kid is jacked. And he's constantly doing training exercises around their house, so the whole place reeks of him. On top of him constantly touching and handling her. And peeking in on her in the bath. If he wasn't 15 she'd probably be mounting him every single night.
>>13688326Any decent canon should allow it. If only to stop everyone from dying out.
>>13688321You're insane. You'll never make it out alive
>>13688326Depends who you ask. I pretend like they do because if not you have a lot of problems like low mg population to maintain balance/no /ss/ scenarios/farms
>>13688331>>13688332>>13688336>>13688340>Still biting this bait.
>>13688344They say there's a man... a broken shell of a man who guides people across for small change. He escaped Charon's wild ride, they say.
>>13688326MGE is no males until victory. Incubi after victory. Most others are monster males or halfbreeds if there's males at all. This is about the only place you'll find anyone who says human children for their headcanon and not a lot of them.
>>13688198Hell yeah
>>13688351That's nothing but a legend. Folklore. Stuff they tell the kids to keep 'em up at night for kicks
>>13688356But there's been sightings, anon. Teens who go to drink and fornicate inna woods talk about a man in a trench coat and a gasmask.
>>13688328>angry nerd telling me I have no friendsimffaooohow more butthurt can u guys be
>>13688344I'll be back. Just wait for me, okay?
>>13688359Anon if you believe that you might as well announce to the world that you're one of those deluded drunkards who think Bigfoot is real
>>13688294Stupid is no way to go through life
>>13688367Sasquatch-chan is just shy!
>>13688366NoDon't make me cry now
>>13688337Soul and BlackStar were two of the first guys who changed back after the Lust Chapter, so maybe they're purer than we thought.>>13688342If I'm not wrong, Tsubaki is 16. The legal age of consent in Nevada, the place Soul Eater takes place in, is 16.She literally has to wait a year to pelviscerate BlackStar.
I want to hit on Polar Bear-Chan while she sits alone in a bar nursing a Coca-Cola!
>>13688372Spike is dead, you'll never see that space cowboy again.
>>13688354>Toss coin in butt crack
>>13688368Who says she needs to do anything? All she's gotta do is shoot any punks who get too close & keep those plump tits & thighs warm for me. I mean, who wouldn't want to be able to fuck their gun once in a while? Have a whole gun locker of kids?Do you think she'd get of to having her gun form stripped & serviced?
>>13688361No one here is angry, lowlife. I can see mildly annoyed but it seems like you have Stockholm syndrome.
>>13688374I don't know anon, if I remember right that new Soul Eater season made her out to be a lesbo along with the new main characters.At least, that's what I've heard, that and it's hilariously bad.
>>13688367not him but my friend told me he once came so close to see the crazed look in his eyes through the tiny lenses when he got lost wandering in the woods. and when he finaly got out he heard his cry of CYKA BLYAT.
>>13688389Soul Eater Not!, right?Not the Anon but oh yeah I heard that was terrible
>>13688385Too close to who?>Disassembling herGoing by how weapons seem to work in soul eater, I'd say no.
>>13688389It's a Prequel, thus it's trumped by the main Manga.It might as well be non-canon or alternate canon.
>>13688269Did anyone else hope that the witches would have had a bigger part in the final arc?I don't think they even bothered to give this one a name.
>>13688395I only saw that one webm where it showed off a fight and how it looked like a fucking concept sketch or something, like jesus fuck I almost passed out laughing.
>>13688401>Fox Witch wears nothing under that robe>Mabaa turned out to be a silly old ladyThe witch community in general really should've had more screentime to prove that a good deal of them weren't so bad.Would've given the truce at the end more emotional impact.
>>13688401All I know about witches is that I want to violently, then softly, fuck Eruka.
>>13688411Being Eruka was suffering.Until Medusa bit it.
>>13688396>No literal gun pornA man can dream, I suppose.
>>13688403Never watched it. Heard it was abysmal. Remember seeing the manga at my bookstore oneIt's like a parody but also a prequel but you might as well call it non-canonI also heard they chaged the look of characters to the point that people threw a fit
>>13688420Alright I want you to look up the Soul Eater Not character in google images and try not to throw up a little.
>>13688388I'm sadistic like ur shit waifus, YOU'RE the stockholm syndrome.
>>13688433Stay mad, autistic /jp/ native.
>>13688430Anon, I'm not going to search up something trivial just to see how fucked up the- WHAT THE FUCK DID THEY DO?WHO THE FUCK MADE THIS? Bones? Fuck those guys
>>13688437Did you see Tsubaki?No tell me anon, did you?
>>13688436>autistic /a/tard nerd telling me thatMakes me all the more happy to know my target audience and have them admit they're shit.
>>13688445lol. Tell me your master plan on how you're going to get me to leave then.
>>13688443God damn it, so this is what high blood pressure feels likeI think I heard my hand crack in five different places due to how tight I'm clutching it
>>13688449Stop proving him right you retard.
>>13688449Don't have to, u'll ruin the place by default.
Trying to combat the cancer with more waifus.
>>13688459Then you'll leave. Well that's good.
GAAOOO~!
>>13688451This is the reason why I hate most modern anime.Fucking look at Maka and Black Star god damn, they look so lazily made.
What flavor pie is Wurm's favorite flavor of pie?
>>1368846410/10 would give boot to chew on
>>13688252It really says something when you can strip a character down to just a faint black covering over their hips and STILL have no idea what their gender is.>>13688275Loved that Lust Chapter. Especially the bit where the Genderswap-You is the image you have of your ideal mate.>Soul becomes a less volatile Maka>Maka becomes Soul in Performance Mode>Black*Star is just himself with tits
>>13688464wanna grope the kittygonna grope the kitty
>>13688471Tutti frutti.
>>13688471Creampie
>>13688471Chocolate
>>13688471Suffering
>>13688474>Black*Star is just himself with titsBlack*Star is a man who knows what he wants from life.
>>13688471Attercop pie
>>13688465Soul Eater's art style had a charm to it. I know the art in Soul Eater Not!'s manga is a bit different, but that's practically blasphemy and heresies wrapped up in a tortilla and served hot and ready over the fires of the burning pages of the original Soul Eater mangaHell, if it wasn't for the name, you'd think it was a completely different show that was just making a parody/joke/nudge at Soul eater. Y'know, like convention scenes in shows where there's people cosplaying as characters from other showsJesus Christ man, that's a butcher if I've ever seen one. Wonder how much it made
MADNESS REIGNS... IN THE HALL OF THE MONSTER QUEEN!
>>13688497Nips are autistic man, you just have to slap cute girls on it and they'll flock to it.
>>13688497>Go to a convention>See a Ham Beast attempting to cosplay Black Blood Maka>Go to gouge out own eyesI didn't even know it was possible for human beings to be cube-shaped.
Good night Anon'sRemember to stay safe so you don't get kidnapped by the mob.Your waifu and/or daughteru may rise up to save you and burn down the thread in the process.
Sex is overrated.
>>13688491>get /fit/ as fuck>surpass God>aquire bitchesHe is a man of simple wants
>>13688501I like cute things as much as the next guy but come one. That's practically a different showAnd by Bones no less>>13688508Well, I didn't mean real life conventions.
>>13688510Intimacy is where it's at.I hope to experience it one day.
>>13688498That may be true but time stands still at the Iron Hill.
>>13688515Truth is stranger (And more horrifying) than fiction.>>13688510>>13688517Sex without intimacy is pretty pointless. And surprisingly I am speaking from experience.
>>13688445Just want you to know that not everybody in here is as autistic as >>13688449.
>>13688524>experienceAre you going to tell us a story about a hooker in Amsterdam or something?
MEMORIES BROKENTHE TRUTH REMAINS UNSPOKENYOU'VE EVEN FORGOTTEN YOUR NAME
>>13688525I want u to know that I hate u anyways. Ure ruining my board. Now leave.
>>13688534No. NOI refuse to sing along!
>>13688537But I...Okay.
>>13688539You know you want to.
>>13688528No. That would actually be interesting.
>>13688537Ebin impersonation bro.>>13688525No I'm pretty sure not everyone in here is autistic, that much I'm aware of.It's these autistic ragey /a/ nerds what amuses me.
>>13688501Remember the army posters?
>>13688605No I don't. Tell me about it.
>>13688616>>13688616I'm afraid I do not remember the country, but somewhere on this planet, someone plastered cute anime girls doing the whole' "join the army/navy, and serve your country". Recruitment rates went up thirty percent or so.
Thanks Janitor.
Is finnish a difficult language?
>>13688642Doing it for free. But at least we can thank 'em for it.
>>13688642Yeah, late barely for 5 hours.
>>13688643Wrong thread?>>13688651Nobody's perfect.
>>13688642I honestly wanted to hear more abut his opinion on Stockholm Syndrome.Okay, I kid. No, I didn't.
>>13688666Not even satan liked that guy.
Dragons?
>>13688678undead dragons, apparently.
>>13688696>undead dragonsQue?
>>13688698dead thread
>>13688699Ah.
>>13688701that dragon a qt
>>13688699I wonder how the day crowd will fare.Why can't I just go to bed early? What am waiting for?
>>13688705Indeed.
do you fight the good fight? join now
>>13688709I am physically incapable of saying no to mofu.
>>13688709No. I'll stand by my waifu.
>>13688709Always.
>>13688709If by "fight the good fight" you mean helping my waifu to conquer the world, yes.
>>13688643Yes. Why?
>>13688709I don't know. All I know is fighting was the only thing I was good at, but... At least I always fought for what I believed in...
>>13688722Why'd you want to rule the world anyway? Rulers have responsibilities and shit.
>>13688709I don't fight. I make love, not war.
>>13688732She's going to rule the world mainly, not me. I will just retire to raise our evil daughterus once we're done.
>>13688737But why does SHE want to rule the world anyway? Rulers have responsibilities and shit.
>natural ZRReminder that gazer is perfect.
>>13688741Not to mention ruling the entire planet is like keeping 20 guinea pigs in the palm of your hand.
>>13688747If anything, if someone wants to rule, they should be content with like, a valley at most.
>>13688745She'd be even more perfect in a maid uniform.
You're dead and the Anubis judge is reading about your deeds in her super-secret book of truths. Suddenly she pauses and stares at you for a long time without saying anything. What did you do?
>>13688773Ask her why she's staring at me.
>>13688776But that's a time paradox.
>>13688747It's not that impossible if you've got a proper working state to distribute enough power.
>>13688777Oh sorry I misread the post.
>>13688777Then I'll just select "Continue" and restart from my last checkpoint.
>>13688783You can't do that, Kojima was fired.
>>13688785He actually had a falling out and will likely leave after MGS5 is finished.
>>13688788Take your fancy-schmancy facts and shove up an Alp's ass!
You are out adventuring on your own when suddenly you are attacked by a band of five elves!>slim high elf archer>healthy high elf white mage>dark elf black mage>moon elf with two swords>elf of indeterminate type wearing armourWhat do?
>>13688793Kowtow and beg the Dark Elf to take me as her apprentice.
>>13688793Ask them for safe passage through the woods.
>>13688773https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mCQuvbQnJ70Little of this, little of that.
>>13688790>I take my facts and begins prodding at the entrance of an Alp's ass pussy with them>"J-Just do it already! You already took my other virginity! So you might as well take this one too!">I slowly, gently, begin sliding into her tight hole>Once I'm halfway in I begin violently pumping and thrusting>My Alp GF begins biting the pillow in front of her in pain>And her Dad starts cheering at us while cracking open a bear
>>13688804>cracking open a bearThis is animal abuse.
>>13688793Capture them and train them as my slaves!
>>13688793umm, BLINK!
>>13688773her mother.
>>13688812Oooohhh no you di'in't! It's on now!
>>13688773Nothing. Nothing at all.I imagine it's a contemptuous or sad look after a while.
>>136887931. Bastardize lineages.2. Ditch the forest.
>>13688660>>13688727Anon probably went to the finish rape elves but couldn't understand them.
>>13688709I already fight for Hathor though, that is the good fight.
>>13688773"You got to Ukraine didn't you?"
>>13688773"Its not like anybody will miss those orphans."
>>13686463Is the kingdom she's trying to conquer comprised of xenophobic and crazed Paladins? Because I could definitely get behind a competent evil waifu fighting a group of good guys who she's actually right in thinking of as heartless murderers.
Hey anon, wanna play the rape game?
>>13688894Smelly Pede-chan please. It's bathtime, stop fucking around.
>>13688863That problem could easily be solved through the use of BODY LANGUAGE.>>13688899Bath time is over, next it's lewd time, she'll painfully lose her virginity and stuff.
>>13688903Bat time IS lewd time and her virginity is long gone.
>>13688904I think we might be talking about different Smelly-Crawlies.
>>13688905I'm talking about a chunni loli Oomukade who I adopted.
>>13688916And I was talking about this one orphan who was adopted by a total weirdo.
>>13688918There is absolutely nothing weird about him. Everything he has done so far is a normal reaction to living with an oomukade.
>>13688923He's a pervert and a deviant, and he'll probably botch up her first time and get too rough too soon, and then ask for the help of that old bag next door.
>>13688926Name ONE perverted or deviant thing he has done that isn't typical behaviour for someone who lives with an oomukade.
>>13688928Sniffing the Troll on the bus and keeping her cut hair.
>>13688931>keeping her cut hair.>not normal behaviour for a bugslut
>>13688928>>13688931I don't think eating her old skin was "normal" either.>>13688932Sounds like a yandere thing to me.
>>13688931>>13688932>>13688934I'm guessing alp wrote this story?
>>13688937Yes.
>>13688934>eating her shed chitin so she'll be a part of you forever>not a sign of true love
>>13688945>foreverYou mean until he shits her out.
>>13688949The nutrients will be absorbed
W-what'cha doing n-n-NERDS!?
>>13688950And used up. Let's face, it's creepy and only a crawly would consider it romantic. Now let's stop talking about this silly stuff.>>13688954Reading Blade of the Immortal.
>>13688954Getting ready for work after an all-nighter.
>>13688954Watching ba BA-ba DOOK! DOOK! DOOK!
>>13688954Creating a Jewish empire in Africa in Crusader Kings.
>Not purifying/reverse-corrupting a Monstergirl with pregnancy>"Ha! How does it feel, human? Disgracing yourself? Planting your seed in a monster like me? Don't you want to die? Aren't you ashamed? Well too bad, because you're going to be raising our daughter along with me.">"Look how far I am now. You can see my belly stretching out. I'm going to have a baby!">"...Oh...o-oh, I'm...I'm actually going to have a baby. I'm going to give birth...and I'll have to raise her and protect her and take care of her.">"You're gonna be there, right? When it happens and she comes out?">"We need a crib and a financial plan and her own room and new wallpaper.">"Oh no, what if the other kids make fun of her because she's a monster like me?">"I should start dressing a little more conservatively. I mean, I'm gonna be a mother, I should look like one. You too, what's with those stupid offensive graphic tees of yours? You need to start looking more like a respectable father figure.">"Haha...look! L-look! She's so small and fragile and beautiful. She's our baby."
>>13688987yes please.
>>13688987>Have kuudere Oomukade waifu.>Heart melts when you see here take care of your baby daughter.
>>13688954Looking around at all the dead bodies and wondering where it all went wrong.
>>13689000Someone should draw baby Pede-chan.
>>13689003This is how I felt when I couldn't find the funny female version of My Name's Not Important just for you anon.Fucker.
What MG would make someone happy who genuinely wants to go out and do things, but who has anxiety problems and looks like he's petrified even if he's enjoying himself internally?
>>13688987>She goes from lewd, dominating rape machine to loving mother>She hasn't even thought of sex in weeks while taking care of the baby>That night when she turns to you and says 'Let's make another one.'
>>13689011A Kikimora.The answer is always a Kikimora.
>>13688987>"Ha! How does it feel, human? Disgracing yourself? Planting your seed in a monster like me? Don't you want to die? Aren't you ashamed?That shit annoys the fuck out of me, like bitch that's my fetish.
>>13689008I'm looking back at some of my greatest victories and defeats and just marveling at all the bodies anon.I think through all the years I must have killed millions. And I'm going to kill millions more before I'm done too.
>>13689014For once I think you are absolutely right.
You're at the club and this elf slaps your assWhat do?
>>13689014>Implying a Kikimora could ever please the men who enjoy the likes of Manticore or AmazonYou see? The answer is not always a Kikimora.
>>13689014But anon, dating someone who tries to control my life would just remind me of my mother. Although I did just remember that mental disorders can be cured by MGs, so the real answer might be any one that wants an independent husband, including a kikimora for someone other than me. They're not real though.
>>13689029Slap her tits
>>13689011All your troubles will seem to melt away~
>>13689029Capture her and whip her into submission.
>>13689030Kikimora live to please and will do whatever it takes to please.Whatever it takes.
>>13689036>Kikimora gets a master who is masochistic and submissive>Proceeds to get swole as fuck
>>13689033Same MG that I was thinking but more of "I'll fix you like how I fix my programs. Brain patching."Basically she'll reprogram your brain.
>>13689029Vigorously fuck her tits.
>>13689029Follow her to her place inna woods like a lost shota.
>"Nice to meet you, sir. I'm your head maid.">"Sorry to inform you that there were intruders on your property as you were sleeping. I took care of them and was careful not to wake you."
Kikimora a shit
>>13689037>"You will be pleased, Master. Whether you like it or not. Now get down on all four like the bitch you are"
>>13689038The problem with them is that I don't want a mindflayer waifu, and why would I have my problems fixed instantly when another MG I would waifu could gradually cure them through fucking and romance? Having a waifu who loves me despite my imperfections would be awesome.
>>13689033>>13689038When you really think about it, Mindflayer really is perfect. For everything.Almost like cheating.
>>13689043Can i have a hug?
>>13689005You got what you asked for. Was it what you truly wanted?
>>13689049Another one bites the dust... Save yourselves anons!
>>13689036I want a maid who will fight crime with me and give me some kind of magical power to use against xenophobic Paladins and criminal MGs. How does my kiki manage?
>>13689051Oh, thats fantastic.
What personality do you look for in a monstergirl?Wild big sisters are nice.
>>13689038>Honey I love you and your perfection and you can do no wrong and I will worship you forever>But I am curious>Did you know every time I smell the color sour, I get a boner?>Somehow that doesn't feel like it was always that way.>Could it be some kind of bug or something?>...>It's not a bug dear.>It's a feature!
>>13689049Except when the Mindflayer is a shitty programmer"99 bug on the code, 99 bugs. Fix it up, patch it around. 138 bugs on the code">>13689047She only wants to fix you. Fucking and romance doesn't seem to help but I just think she suck at that.
>>13689051>not dostedt>>13689062>"99 bug on the code, 99 bugs. Fix it up, patch it around. 138 bugs on the code"Mindflayer works for Bethesda?
>>13689062>>13689065>She writes everything in java for no reason at all
>>13689062Wait, so getting a mindflayer would give me a waifu who solves my problems without building a meaningful relationship out of it, who I don't personally like, AND she's not as good at sex? I'd rather have a Ryu, Lich or Anubis.
>>13689078Depends on how bad the Mindflayer is in romance. So the best way is to show her how it's done.But you can't do that because you are also broken
>"Excuse me, this beach is elf only.">"I spent a lot of money for a membership and I don't appreciate filthy hum-...err, other people violating the rules like this."What do?
>>13689090Leave. Come back with a slaver-raid party.
>>13689090>>13689039
>>13689090
>>13689089Unexperienced socially and with problems arising from mental disorders, but not broken. Unbreakable.http://youtu.be/LIdFa1qLgNQ
>>13689090Impregnate
>>13689090Hug
I had to get this one out of my system too.
>>13689090Convince her I'm an alp and that's just a german elf.
I want to hug flat Yao.
>>13689090"Bullshit, why did they let me in then? Depending on your answer I may have to rape your mouth."
>>13689111I will trim every single smug brow I see in the Monstergirl World.
>>13689115>Implying you have the ability
Reminder that flat is justice.
>>13689111>>13689121Those are some ugly ass eyebrows.
>>13689122I wholeheartedly agree, just Baphomets a shit.
>>13689122Justice doesn't need to rape people's brains and try to spread false propaganda about "being the best pussy in the world" to acquire onii-chans
>>13689123Take it back. Fushimi-chan is perfect.
>>13689127It's like someone took a paintbrush to her forehead and stopped halfway.
>>13689129Don't talk shit about best girl, we all know you're projecting.
>>13689037>>13689045Am I misreading this...
>>13689133You forgot the "Whether you like it or not" part but that's ok.
>>13689131I don't even read that series, I'm just saying, those... eyebrows.
>>13689126>best pussy in the world>false propagandaKek nice headcanon m8
>>13689147>best pussy in the world>believing a pedophile to be unbiased
>>13689097IS SHE OK?
>>13689137Sorry about that! She'll practice harder to remember her lines next time.
>>13689155Oh god this is so adorable.
How ruined is your laifu?
>>13689155It's ok. It's ok. Now wear leather and get the whip. I've been a disobedient Master
>>13689158There's somewhere around 200ish monster girls right? I'd fuck probably 100-130ish of them, I'd waifu probably 50-75ish of them.
>>13689158>masturbate almost exclusively to alps>losing out on sleep to participate in monstergirl cyoas and argue about waifus>starting to f5 /mgt/ at work on my phonePretty ruined
>>13689158Incredibly, I am a depraved bugslut as well as many other mg races I'd waifu
>>13689158>I just love Crow Tengus!>But kikis are pretty cute too>Yetis 'n Jinkos too>I really feel like going to war with a cheshire and fucking her ass afterwardsAnd then follows with the constant running theme of shuffling between a bunch of monsters in my head.Crow Tengu will always be number one but she probably wouldn't like a slut like me.
>>13689182>JinkosAnon, I don't know how to tell you this...
>>13689182I'm the same way but with Holstaurs as my number 1. There's just so many good monster girls out there.
>>13689193Well, you're gonna have to tell me because I'm too dense to pick up on anything you're implying.
>>13689197You can love a tiger all you want, but you'll never choo-choo-choose her.
>>13689158Pretty optimal actually.
>>13689164Do we even have any good Alp smut? Or do you just fap to them having their heads tipped in toilets?
>>13689222Guys, I'm cereal. Gimme.
>>13689122Don't care about justice, I just want to hug a Baphomet from behind as she struggles and goes on about how that is not befitting a demon of her station and pat her head until she goes limp with pleasure.
I want to stick a Slime girl into a mold and freeze her.
>>13689111>>13689121>>13689127Fushimi-chan is love. She did start out as a bitch though.
>>13689253All best girls start out as bitches. All of them. The fruit that is difficult to acquire is always sweeter than the fruit that lays idly at your feet.
>>13688539Sing~Sing a song~Sing along~
>>13689277A bold claim and one I'm not sure I entirely agree with. Nonetheless, she's cute and I wish the author would do more of that story.
>>13689215Delicious corrupted horse pussy. So did anyone figure out if they give birth to Unicorns or more Bicorns?
>Monstergirl invades human society>Discover that human society actually has a lot of interesting things>Her face when she discovers pizza>Her face when she discovers ranch dressing>Her face when she discovers pizza with ranch dressing>Her face when she discovers video games>Her face when she discovers air conditioning>Her face when she discovers massage chairs>Her face when she discovers Netflix>Her face when she discovers chili cheese fries
>>13689315>Her face when she discovers pizza with ranch dressingVomit.jpg
>>13689315Whoa whoa whoa whoa. I'm gonna have to ask you to stop right there, sir. That Hitomi is well past the Lewdness Per Image limit.
>>13686664Do it. Try it. But get plain peanut butter. Cheap, supermarket-grade creamy butter. It reacts to the heat of the burger. It melts into a delicious, creamy sauce that melds with the juices and spices of the burger. A magical thing occurs.
>>13689344It's alright as long as we post enough pure images to counteract it. Like this cute Living Doll auditioning for OWA, for example.
>Complaining about lewdnessOh, I'll show you lewd. Men were created by God to lay down naked in a circle of frog girls who want to lick the sweat from their bodies.
>Lewdifying the monstergirlsHoly shit you people.
>>13689376Sounds pretty great. Frog girls can be so nice.
>>13689381We didn't make them lewd. Nature did.>>13689383True dat.
I wanna bop a Shark girl on the nose until she cries and tell her I want to date her! Following that I wish to feed her tons of bloodied meat until her abs vanish among a nice level of chub and begin cuddling her so hard she is impregnated from it!
>>13689392There will come a day when Shark Girls realize that humans fall over when they get bopped on the nose, too.
>>13689241I know about at least 3 doujins involving boys turning into succubi and 1 repository of mge fanfics (in japanese) where some of then are about alps.I'm posting at work from my phone though so I can't be arsed to link them right now. Maybe in a couple of hours.
>>13689392I don't think that's how impregnation works, friend. If it were, Yetis would always be pregnant, what with how much they cuddle with their husband.
>>13689398Fine. I'll make my own Alp fap-fics. With collars and Succu-nee-san x Alp x Alp's boyfriend. threesomes.
>>13689315>monstergirls are hedonistic pleasure seekers>they certainly would flock to unhealthy tasty food with no self control if given the chancePanic! We have to stop them!
>>13689404Please share them when you do!
>Your mg waifu's face when you have to go on a spiritual journey to find yourself and spiritual journeys can only be walked alone
>>13689122If flat is justice, then oppai lolis are divinity.
>>13689122Totally flat a shit, tiny is love.
>>13689418COURIERTHE BULL AND THE BEAR THE BULL AND THE BEAR
>>13689410>Chubby, food-loving MGsOh nooooo. Who will stop this horrroooooor?
>>13689435I want to be an MG personal trainer and fuck all the chubby MG's as cardio.
>>13689440I want to be the Candy Criminal, stuffing Monster girls after their evil personal trainers ruin their soft!
I want to be a faceless man who's actually a cool guy and doesn't attack, mindbreak or rape anybody!
>>13689435>They're raping him!>And then they're gonna rape me!>Oh my goooooooooood
>>13688709Depends on what the good fight is.
>>13687540Get your dick synonymous right here fresh off the presses! Perfect for a day of smut writing!
>>13689309Unicorns.
>>13688709BELIEVE WHAT IS RIGHT
>>13689490What? Pretty sure they'd be Bicorns.
>>13688987>>"Ha! How does it feel, human? Disgracing yourself? Planting your seed in a monster like me? Don't you want to die? Aren't you ashamed? Well too bad, because you're going to be raising our daughter along with me."Not really. You were a pretty good fuck, but now I have to go back to the barracks.See you tomorrow on the battlefield, I guess.
>>13689414That's what I do.
>>13688894Yep!>Rape her rotten
>>13689498No it's Unicorns.Otherwise the race would go extinct.
>>13689522>rape a rape monsterLook what you have become, you're the monster now
>>13688954>Alp calling anyone a nerdAnd on that day anon learned atomic wedgies can be used to pelvicerated.
>>13689530Don't bully Alps!
>>13689530I bet an Alp would cum from being wedgied.
>>13689535I'm going to need a comprehensive list of all monsters that get off by getting bullied
>>13689530>he thinks he can bully an Alpha AlpI'll kick your scrawny ass you little babby anon.But for now have this image, I think you'll personally enjoy it a lot.
So with China having dog eating festivals it made me imagine a monster girl world where Dog type girls such as Werewolves and Hellhounds round up human boys and "eat" them in the city centre.I really need to stop associating news with monster girls.
>>13689532I want to pin an Alp down and insult her while fucking her brains out!
>>13687739Hang on, KC understands monster girls aren't just a bunch of humanoid animals with barely any personality? Wow!
>>13689421Oppai Loli the shittest of shits.
>>13689554Of course. The profiles are meant to be a guide to their instincts and living habits, not their hobbies, interests, likes, dislikes and how they handle romance. It's like a nature documentary talking about animal's mating procedures, it doesn't have any baring on what they do outside of that.
>>13689560If only the thread got that.
>>13689395I don't, I go into homicidal rage. 20 plus years of sinus issues make for one frayed, sensitive nose.
>>13689526>>13689381Is this a meme?
>>13689564>if only the thread could understand KC's genius
>>13689574It's hardly genius but the fact people can't grasp such a simple setting is hilarious. Could you imagine people trying to discuss actual literature? They'd make a book wurm cry.
>>13689388Main character is into giantesses?
>>13689541I have no idea what your intent was.
>>13689576Indeed, the last thing we need are the smarmy cunts from /lit/.
I still wonder why this place is so toxic.
>>13689592I want to celebrate Halloween with real witches, vampires and spooky skelegirls!
>>13689592>toxicMust be all that internalized misogyny.
>>13689598>>>/tumblr/
>>13689596Sounds like a real Monster Mash right there.
>>13689592What exactly are you talking about?
>>13689607>what is satire
>>13689592>toxicPlease never say this. This place has shitposting and opinions that some might not like but it's hardly "toxic"
>>13689612Indeed. A true graveyard smash.
>>13689062>Mischievious Mindflayer.>Sees some little boy crying alone on a playground.>As to why a grown woman is hanging out at a playground... well, that's none of your business. >She fucking loves the swing-set.>Anyway, this kid. She sneaks up on him and plugs a tentacle in each ear to figure out what's up.>Of course, she could just ask, but most tended to cover their ears and run away screaming when she tried that.>Hmm... good kid.>Honest, kind...>Soft as babyshit, though. Bullied a lot.>Just needs a little something to toughen him up.>She strokes the beard she doesn't have and thinks on it.>"Aha!" she finally cries out as a solitary tentacle shoots up above her noggin, glowing brightly.>*UPLOADING FILE*>*Installing... COMPLETE*>Her tentacles leave his ears with a loud 'POP!', as the kid freezes up, then suddenly stands up straighter and abruptly wipes the tears from his eyes.>Grinning, she beats a hasty retreat before he fully regains his bearings and realizes she's there.>Hiding in the bushes now, she hears some older Dark Elf delinquent kids announce their arrival with a loud "HEY, CRYBABY.">"This is gonna be good..." she says to herself, wringing her hands together and absolutely giddy as the boy slowly turns to his tormentors with only one thing on his mind.>*DEVILS_BRIGADE.exe is now ONLINE*
>>13689621You mean everyone constantly having fights over anything isn't toxic? The shitposting and hatred of absolutely everything is just the cherry on top.
>>13689622I imagine it'll catch on in a flash.
>>13689625Different anon.Sounds like business as usual IMO. The internet in general is usually a hotbed for misanthropy as it is.
>>13689551As a one time thing or regularly?
Guys, help. Batman won't let me write.
>>13689625In case you're new, we had it worse a couple of months ago. And much worse half a year before that.
>>13689635Throw a catgirl at him.
>>13689631Not at all. Just a bunch of excuses, like the hilarious "where do you think you are?" meme.Places like /d/ or /jp/ are incredibly chill most of the time.>>13689636I know. I was checking whatever I missed while I was sleeping, and noticed a lot of hostility over trivial things.
>>13689641If I had a cat girl, I'd be helping her breed, not trying to write.
>>13689582>You see, Russian literature a best>Having simple messages means the work is certainly worse than my 1000+ tomes>I can't stop fapping to schopenhauer
>>13689647You got something against Schopenhauer???
>>13689647I never figured out if the people on /lit/ actually hold the opinions they spout or if they all use a secret code language to turn away people they don't want in their secret club.
>>13689623Continue.
>>13689643>where do you think you areWas on the receiving end of that recently. So much for pleading for sanity.Oh well, no big deal. Just have to roll with it, I suppose.>>13689648He got outconsumed by David Hume.
>>13689636It's always the same guy that says "toxic". Just last month he was going on about how all our OC creators were ditching because we're so awful.But the truth is this is pretty much the best of the available options. Cripple is on the edge of shutting down and is going through the 90% CYOA phase the same way /tg/ and here have in times past. MGR is MGR. What's left? IRC or TFT? Don't think so.Things could be worse, much much worse.
>>13689655You're assuming I'm some other person when I'm not. You should stop that.>Things could be worse, much much worse.Anything can be worse.
>W-wassup, homie?Uh-oh, the Hathorite is trying to proselytize to you by pretending she has street cred! What do?
>>13689661Stop. Just stop.Not you. The Hathorite.
>>13689657The people who bitch about toxic and hostile all sound the same. Since there's only a couple that talk that way, no reason not to treat you the same. If you don't like it, learn to articulate yourself better and not like those retards.
>>13689661Sorry ma'am I don't believe in organized religion.
>>13689615/tumblr/ doesn't joke.
>>13689663Haters be hatin', but my homegirls in da hood be all like, yo, you're pretty fly for a non-Dragon, y'know wha I'm sayin'?>>13689666But Satan, organized religion believes in you!
>>13689631sorry but you can't be any more wrongbeing a shithead isn't the standard. only shitheads want you to believe that>>13689664you're the one acting like a retard here>>13689661>sorry, I don't have any money
>>13689667Ironically, this picture triggers me.
>>13689645You cool with Batman watching?
>>13689673>don't have any moneyHathorites take their tithes in other ways.
>>13689667This cherrypicking isn't monster girl related!
>>13689661I ask her if joining her creeds comes with tits like those.I probably know the answer, but i would like to see her blush anyways.
>>13689667>That one Indian whaler in the pod of whales
>>13689670Yeah well sorry I don't believe in giving up my Sunday or Saturday evenings.
>>13689675Batman sees us all, even in our most private moments.
>>13689661I laugh and give her a headpat. If she's in need of milking she's free to knock on my door.
>>13689673>being a shithead isn't the standard. only shitheads want you to believe thatThat's surprisingly optimistic for some reason. It's refreshing.
>>13689655>>13689664Sounds like you enjoy eating shit.>>13689661Run.
>>13689682Worshiping Hathor is a bigger commitment than that. A Holst has to be milked every morning and evening.
>>13689667What. Like I don't understand. Unlike most other things like skin color, physical/mental disabilities and to an extant beliefs, you can change being fat. Being fat is not healthy and can and does bring alot of harm to you in both the short and long run. Slightly chubby like the ones in this thread are fine, the proportions indicate not being a landwhale.
>>13689688Well then fuck that, I have a lot of important nothing to do.
>>13689655Yeah, my point is it's still far from being complete shit. At least if you remember how it was last year with all the B-drama, and even not so long ago around when Cu Sith came out.And true on other places seeming like just bigger evils in the end. I'd know, I tried some of them and wouldn't hold for this place a second hadn't it been pretty decent in comparison.>Just last month he was going on about how all our OC creators were ditching because we're so awful.Don't think he's -that- guy though. I know who that was and would recognize his style.
>>13689679Neither is your mom's ass.
>>13689687>RunSo you can recreate running of the Minotaurs?
>>13689694you're*>>13689689The moment I saw the word "sizeism" I closed that picture.
>>13689692Like what?
>>13689655You should always strive for more and never be comfortable with mediocrity!
>>13689698Sit in front of my computer.
>>13689703How can she be a sprint trainer if she can't sprint?
>>13689661Stare blankly.Then give her ALL THE DAUGHTERUS! Mikos man.
I AM THE TREMOR THAT MAKES YOU FAP IN THE NIGHT! I AM THE ONE WHO EATS THE CRUST YOU CUT FROM YOUR SANDWICH!
>>13689706Maybe she works for the phone company.
>>13689706She can study the methods of sprinting and take data to help her team improve.
>>13689706Those who cannot do, teach.
>>13689674That's what happens when you say stupid shit like "internalized misogyny".
>>13689641And then go on a journey. Please ignore that text in the lower left corner, I wish I could crop that out.
>>13689720>go on a journeyWith my trusty motorrad?
>>13689719>taking it seriouslyYes, tell me more about stupid things, since you seem to be the expert.
>>13689720I like you. You're funny.
>>13689720damn someone get this guy a tablet, these are great
>>13689720goddamnit anon, you're too good for this thread. do you have an art blog?
>>13689712If you're the one who ate that brownie I was saving, your nipples are mine.
>>13689727>too good for this threadPlease no we need him!>>13689730A hero does not eat someone else's brownies. You are free to play with her Wurm Nipples though.
>>13689720>Please ignore that text in the lower left cornerGod damn itAaaaaaaaa
>>13689723Any community that gets its jollies pretending to be retards...
>>13689735Which explains your presence here.
>>13689712Do you think she gets off from hero/villain roleplay in the bedroom? I bet she does, Super Wurm probably loves some "evil villain" catching her in their trap and having their way with her. The next night they probably let her be the dominant one and "punish" the evil doer.
>>13689742Sounds perfect. I'd be the Titillating Tramp, The Tickler, who would tie her up and tickle her on the first night, only for her to turn the tables on me and give me a taste of my own medicine after she escapes from my trap, in the same Super Wurm bedroom, on the same Super Wurm channel!
>>13689739You salty brah? It's one thing to joke about Tumblr, pretending to be one of them has no place here, you unfunny little twit. You're not in high school anymore, I hope, you don't nave to act like the Lol so randumb guy to get people to.like you, cause we all hate each other anyway.
>>13689722>>13689734Well unless Master is the motorrad...
>>13689749>we all hate each other anywayNot the guy you were talking to, but that's wrong. You guys are my niggas.
>>13689749>You salty brahThis must be what people call "projecting".
>>13689712
>>13689732>You are free to okay with her Wurm Nipples thoughI...Really?
>>13689757This must be what people call Stockholm syndrome.
>>13689760>Really?Yes. They're like the Bat Nipples, but not a part of her costume. It makes her feel happy when someone plays with them!
New drawfriend, can you draw a young Kiki running around and riding a small broom like a witch?
>>13689758I make the enemy cum three times as fast!
>>13689756Not that guy either. I actually admire you people on some level. You're all either artistically inclined both in visual design and in writing, or knowledgeable in pretty much every subject brought up in our tangents.
>>13689772This is like the gentlemen's social club, where we sip brandy and sit in our comfy chairs, smoke pipes, listen to the fireplace crackle and discuss the exotic beasts we want to fuck. The Hyper Adventure Club!
>>13689767>Riding a broomSounds like she hasn't gotten much attention from her master.
>>13689779Anon she's just pretending to be a witch! She's just a little girl having some fun!
>>13689530Oh, no. Why couldn't you just turn the other cheek, Anon?Now that Alp came back and said she bets you wouldn't do a twitty twister on her. She'll even start hitting the holstaur milk to give you more surface area. Then she uses the "What? We're both boys" excuse to sneak into the locker room showers with you with a wet towel and daring you to fight back. Sometimes she'll even bring in a Wyvern or a Cyclops friend(or all of them at the same time) and say "We're taking your lunch money unless you can satisfy all of us, dweeb!"
>>13689765>Lewd moeWell Fuck.
>>13689779Please no. I just learned this weekend I'm unable to read any Donald Duck comics with Magica in them because this is what I think when I see her on the broom.
>>13689784That's what Wurms are. Did you think defeating the hero MGC needs would be that easy?
>>13689541Are these characters from somewhere?
>>13689787You should dispel such a silly notion.
>>13689769>file deletedWut.
Today for the first time as an adult man it happened, I passed a girl taller than me without heels. She was wearing the uniform of my old highschool which makes it more humiliating. Is this what being next to an Oni or Amazon would be like? I want to take comfort in a Weresheep and weep for my manhood.
>>13689791They're an ancient .less troll sketch.
>>13689794Everyone's seen the image a thousand times, I'd rather we keep some space open, you know?>>13689795I'm a manlet, I see lots and lots of girls taller than me without heels all the time.
>>13689661She'll fit right in with the Alp that's probably going to attack her delicious titties later
>>13689795You must be pretty tall. It doesn't happen to me often but I'll run into some girl that's 6'3" or 6'4" and have to look up at her.
>>13689795Tall women are love, there's no reason to do upset.
>>13689798Wait, what's going on in that house of yours?
>>13689783>We're both boysHope she's happy to sit tied up in the corner with vibes in both her holes while I pound her friends.
>>13689795Tall women are great, no shame in things you can't control. I'm 5 ft 7. Literally Putin tier height.
I want to turn my house in a lewd trap for the pure maid i'm going to hire!
>>13689804You don't keep a pet Alp?
>>13689795You're looking at this the wrong way. It's all tube more satisfying to have someone bigger than you writhe beneath you as you make them ahegao.
>>13689790Actually, yeah I kinda did.
>>13689809Elaborate, you vile fiend.
>>13689815>an Alp keeping an Alp as a petWell now that you put it that way, why not?>>13689821Well you thought wrong, buster! Justice is not made of fragile materials, like non-Wurm stuff!
>>13689749>we all hate each other anywayNah.
>>13689818*the more satisfyingHow do you punish a phone girl who keeps rewriting your stuff because she insists she knows you so well she can complete your sentences? Pretentious little tart.
>>13689795I'm 6'4'' and I've got a thing for onis and amazons.Yep.
>>13689830Prepare a container full of water and put her on the brink of it to think about what she did.
>>13689825>Promise wurm a lifetime supply of ice cream and burgers if she hangs up the capeWhat now?
>>13689783Turn the other cheek? Screw that. She's getting her titties slapped for being an impudent little knob shiner.
>>13689818I want to make a tall Holst ahegao loudly and wake up the repressed Valkyrie next door.
>>13688085Funny how everything else got deleted but this.Jannie/Mods confirmed for Wan Push lovers
>>13689835She tells you that that's what the Mayor pays her already, plus a dental plan and free repairs to her Wurmmobile, which is her on a bunch of skateboards duct-taped together, making car noises!
>>13689838Valykrie biting her comforter in frustration as she tries not to schilck when?
>>13689859So was that anon Keima from TWGOK?
>>13689859Get rekt, slut.
>>13689854>Her other neighbor is a very loud were-wolf that howls while ravishing her husband
>>13689863No, he doesn't play Pokemon.Only games with nice waifus.
>>13689807Take heart, manlet-kun, most world leaders are short.
>>13689868But those clothes! That attitude!
>>13689859Is indifference the best way to defeat a succubus?
>>13689869Napoleon Complex is serious business.
>>13689859I want a butthurt Succubus to shitpost on /v/ about how the vidya is stealing the D away from her!
>>13689843Or yeah?Then, a genetically modified puppy who will never grow up, staying cute forever. It's lifespan will be lengthened to match hers, so she will never have to worry about it dying.Organs and bones made of a mixture of impervium and and cloudsteel, so she can play with him without needing to mind her strength, AND, his skeleton is outfitted with a tracking device ,so he will never get lost! Can she resist this? I think not.
>>13689859These are hilarious.
>>13689859BASED!ASED!
>>13689881You're right. She can't. That's why she's arresting you and confiscating the puppy.
>>13689783>Both the Alp and the Cyclops are super tight and sensitive and cum disappointingly fast every time
>>13689882>JULAAAAYYYYI fucking died.
>>13689874If a succubus gets a hold of me I'm gonna do my taxes while she rapes me.
>>13689895My inner incubus is telling me that the best way to defeat a succubus is outraping her.
>>13689901This actually happened in the Dark Tower series. The way to deal with a Succubus or an Incubus was to fuck them harder than they fucked you.
>>13689890>cum disappointingly fastWhat? It's not like you'd have to stop just because they came once?How wold they get fucked senseless if you did.
>>13689904Man the Dark Tower got fucking weird in places.
>>13689887I'm not stupid. I'm not just gonna carry the puppy with me so she can take it by force. And she can't arrest me because genetic engineering became legal in 2035, I haven't done anything wrong. What is she, Gestapo? Now, will she hang up the cape, or will that puppy go unloved?
>>13689909That part wasn't one of them though. The Doctor Doom robots with exploding Quiddich Snitches on the other hand...>>13689910You tried to bribe and officer of the LAW, that means you're getting arrested. And the puppy will be confiscated from wherever you're keeping it.
>>13689882What'd' she hit him with?Did she kill him?
>>13689904maybe I need to reread but I remember that happening in the first and third one. I didn't really think they were succubus/incubus just spirits that liked to fuck things to death
>>13689882What is this syasei.ogg music?
>>13689919First and third book, and they were the same entity in two different places, assuming a different gender.
>>13689912Liar. You're a vigilante, not an officer of the law, legally, I can't bribe you.The nerve.
>>13689920https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/しゃせい
>>13689925If Adam West's Batman was an officer of the law, then so is Super Wurm. She even has a contract with the mayor, as previously stated.
>>13689906Are you saying you'd just keep ramming your proportionally huge dick into an Alp and/or a Cyclops' tight lovepussy while she whimpers, barely conscious, after repeated orgasms? I bet you're also the kind of guy who would just let his dick sit inside her for your entire refractory period while sensually kissing her lips and neck. That's a crime, you know. You're gonna end up with a mindbroken Cyclops at that rate.
>>13689912>The Doctor Doom robots with exploding Quiddich Snitches on the other hand...You forgot the part where they had lightsabers too. I'm not joking.
>>13689882>Syasei>JulayWhat?
>>13689934You don't have to tell me you're not joking, I read the series. All the way to book seven. Which I tossed into a wall. Never again King, never again.
>>13689931Yeah well, you're still not getting the puppy.
>>13689934>Doctor Doom robots>exploding Quiddich Snitches>lightsabersAlright well I'm kind of glad I gave up on series a third of the way though the 5th
>>13689936don't know about syasei but JULAAAY in particular is a reference to Christian Weston Chandler
>>13689938King blows the ending, every time. In fact the only time I can recall he didn't was Christine, and only because of the epilogue.
>>13689942They were in 5th book, actually. They were the "wolves".
>>13689942That was them. Well, now you know what the payoff for all the lame plate-chucking was.
>>13689920>>13689928The ejaculation sound effect file in MGQ, specifically.
>>13689945Ugh, the unsexiest alp of all time. Well, him or buck angel.
>>13689882>Being a hardworking employee in your company as always>Suddenly SuccubusWhat the fuck kind of company is this? I don't remember reading "random slut tackles you during work" in my contract!
>>13689967I want to be the one that tackles random sluts during work!
>>13689970I know that feel.
Since we're talking about them anyway. How did the rest of you rand the Dark Tower books>1: Post-apocalyptic gunslinging fantasy>2: Dimension-and-time-hopping adventures>3: Alternate future New York, and decendendants of time travelling Nazis>4: Teen Romance novel with small Wizard of Oz snippets>5: Magnificent Seven for the better part of a thousand pages>6: Back to dimension-hopping, and vampires and taheen and all sorts of crazy stuff>7:First half is psychics and more crazy fun, second half is giant letdown and way too much King self-insertKinda sucks that the only ones I really enjoyed were 1,2,3, and 6. Plus Wind through the Keyhole which was like an expansion on the only good parts of 4.
>>13689985/jp/ - /lit/.
>>13689985>First half is psychics and more crazy funWhat kind of psychics are we talking here?Stands?
>>13689932Are you saying there's anything wrong with stacking an Alp and a Cyclops on top of each other, teasing them until they're mewling for you to put it in? And once you do, not stopping pounding them while calling them a fagcubus and a monoeye cocksleeve until both of their pussies are overflowing, eyes half lidded and capable of little more than weak squeaks and moans as yet another load floods their over packed wombs. I bet you're the kind of guy who'd stop after a single time even if you did.It's like you don't want to end up with a pair of lovely little properly trained sluts who contentedly rub their pregnant bellies and lick their lips in anticipation while assuming the position at a single word from you.
>>13689956I want this to be my ejaculation sound file.http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=C1K6W_FkH8Q
>>13689991Telekenetics in an expy of Xavier's School for Gifted Youngsters except run by furries for the express purpose of breaking the bones of the universe.
>>13689967Well what exactly did you expect when you joined druella inc?
>>13689985Don't forget the Spiderbaby
>>13689993https://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/File:Heavy_niceshot02.wav
>>13689999Fucking Druella. Guess I'll just work at home, then.
>>13689999But if I knew I would have asked for an office that included a Devil under the table.
>>13689985Really liked the first 3 but I would have to say Drawing of the Three was the best. 4 was alright but kind of a slog to get though. 5 was just terrible. 6 and 7 are unknown but I always heard the ending was shit so I think I will pass.
>>13689999I am actually a triple agent, i'm also working for the competition and that pizza restaurant down the street.
>>13690002God damn it anon.
>call elf a knife ear>she calls you a spoon ear
>>13690037Is it time to fork?
>>13690041Yes, and pork the orcs.
>>13690037Who's fork ears?
>>13689992The Cyclops is the one who calls the shots at my house. I'm just the warm dildo. She makes me fuck her prone while she shitposts on /hbg/.
>>13690057So dickthrone? Sounds pleasant.
>>13690056This girl.
I want to dick all the Prime Elementals and control the primal forces of the universe. Through my dick.
>>13690068Fork ears are the best MGE girlsProve me wrong
>>13690075I'm only interested in one elemental and only to have a platonic friendship with.
>>13690057>being a cumpump for a hikkiclopsYou know what? I'm not even gonna judge you, whatever makes your boner happy. I will be mildly disappointed if said Cyclops doesn't end up either moaning on top of her lungs while she funposts or with a scrunched up face, drooling as she tries to keep from showing her enjoyment.
>>13690037Call her a smelly tree hugging, bear fucking, Luddite with vagina hours that reach from Omaha to the Mississippi river.
>>13690090*vagina hairs
>>13690082Does this include Sahuagin and some earless fishy friends like Kraken? If so I can agree to that.
>>13690106No Kraken but yeah Sahuagin is
>tfw no cupid to make you a cupid feather pillow
>>13689429Your waifu's face when you convinced him to believe in the light of MGC.
>>13690082I wish these threads gave more love to the aquatic girls outside of Kraken. Usually Sahuagin is shit on for being too flat and Bishop/Merrows getting bullied by taking their tablet/hats.
>>13690132>Taking merrow hatsWouldn't that qualify more as abuse? I mean, considering they need them to live in water.
>>13690132But Anon thats how we flirt with them.
>>13690132I think Bishop is cute though! And a yandere bishop would be really nice to see.Also for ones like those, would you have to wheel them around? Would they turn their fish part into legs and lose their voice?
>>13690090Rude! It's perfectly trimmed, reflecting millennia of elven public hair sculpting artistry.
>>13686937The only aspect of Type-Moon they would approve of is Fate/Extra's Caster.
>>13690130>him
>>13690111BIGGER. TITS. NOW.
>>13690132I've got no problem with Sahuagins' flatness, but I'm not one for kuuderes.
>>13690130>HimDo you need some meat in your alp sandwich?
>>13687362I want a dominating and slightly yan kiki to Cut my tendons with a bolt cutter so her master never runs too far from her.
>>13690148>Public hairI know, that's why they're always falling, getting tangled in each other's hair and slamming into the ground. That's why elves are retarded.
>>13690132AS A BOARD!
>>13690139I just do it to be a dick.
>>13690174>>13690162if there was only some kind of substance she could ingest that could increase her breast size... oh well into the trash she goes
>>13690132>and Bishop/Merrows getting bullied by taking their tablet/hatsBullying is wrong and bullying lovers are faggots
>>13690195>being a little bitch nigga
>>13690171This is why elves are almost always shaved bare.They're quite proud of their natural long hair, so the minute someone holds them down and lops off everything under the shoulder line they start tearing up.And don't even get me started on when you shave their pubes. They might be afraid of razors more than anything upon feeling their elf holes smoother than a baby's bum.
>>13690195bullying is the purest form of love, also if she can't handle the bullying how is ever going to handle the d?
>>13690195They were asking for it.
>>13690195No u.
>>13690195Jimmy, high school was a long time ago. You hit your growth spurt right? No one can shove you in the locker now. You're safe. Ish.
>>13690227He's not safe from Stockholm syndrome.
I want to settle the Possible Country Destroying Dispute between a Behemoth and Terrasque girl by making them plump giants who just want to be Pampered!
>>13690205TFW they meet Fredhttp://m.youtube.com/watch?v=f2rn3lsMrmI
>>13690239>Feeding them more>Increasing their appetiteYou've killed us all!
Monstergirls wouldn't prey on a man who works tirelessly everyday and barely has any time to eat or sleep, right?
>>13690260The answer will always be the fucking same.Yes they will rape him.
>>13690260He would still end up with Stockholm syndrome.
>>13690260Get a weresheep.
>>13690249>an elf gets pulled into a bathroom>someone locks the door, a pair of hair clippers in handit's time to get NAUGHTY
>>13690260Sounds like prime material for a Kikimora. Just the kind of master who would easily become the master of maid-fucking.
>>13690263Oh god pls no.
>>13690269It's time for Stockholm syndrome.
>>13690262No man, you really need to drive it home.If he lost his mother, his dog, got divorced, found out that the man he called father was not in fact that, remembered long repressed memories of being abused after drinking his uncle's dizzy water, his car got reposessed, become homeless, and got his shit beat in during a mugging, yes, they would still rape him.
>>13689859>>13689882Is this Loen?This looks like Loen.This certainly laughs like Loen.
>>13690288Oh fuck I forgot, all this happens on the same day.
So does anyone know what happened to the monstergirlcollection.blogspot? I've been busy with work for like 2 weeks and I see that it's gone now.
>>13690309Killed for reasons.
>>13690315Wanna share those reasons mi compadre, or keep them selfishly all for yourself.
>>13690309There was an explosion. Killed a lot of good men. There were no survivors in the wreckage
Sometimes, when I get home late, all tired and headachy, I wish I had a kejourou to rub my head and a slimegirl to bathe my body. Then I could a handful of the slimegirl as shampoo for the kejourou, and reciprocate them for their trouble.
>>13690289Anon are you blind and daft?
>>13690320I would share, if I remembered what they were.This was actually referenced near the beggining of last thread.
>>13690326I figured he used thinner lines, like he uses in his non-chibi sketches which is never....I see your point.
>>13690321wtf happened while I was gone?
>>13690324This sounds lovely.
>>13690338Apparently, someone flagged the MG blogspot for spam. Because we all know Google doesn't actually have humans manage this sort of stuff, their horrid automated system assumedly took down the blog.
>>13690336Loen has a distinct style, like how .Less, Mari, Mono, Mithril, and the mysterious SketchAnon has
>>13690346Does whatsherface plan on putting it back up or is it donezo?
>>13690343We could all relax in the tub together, slimegirl warming and bubbling herself up like a jacuzzi. Then I could sit against the rim, have kejourou sit in my lap, and spend a whole night braiding her hair.And also maybe engage in three-way underwater sex.
>>13690354Ann Frank could tell the difference between them.
>>13690354>>13690367I just realized a trend here. How come a lot of out artists are L named or M named? ZN and Sketch are the only ones that don't
>>13690369Because none wanted N O or P.
>>13690363never really saw the appeal of slime girls. You never want to kiss a girl after they blow you, but you'd be fine kissing a girl that your filthy ass soaked and jizzed in(shit would diffuse all through out that bitchs body).
>>13690372I feel like kissing a girl after she's blown you is a bit of an aquired taste. I mean, she's willing to take the whole load in her mouth just to make you happy, so why avoid kissing her? After all, it's your semen, so it's even less alien to your body than to hers.And I imagine that slimegirls could just dissolve down any foreign matter into slime quickly enough, anyway.
>>13690376>snowballing willinglyAnon that's sick.
>>13690376>Acquired tasteNo.
>>13690260>Live in MGC>Be married to Mindflayer waifu.>She is a homemaker, staying at home to take care of such duties.>This is because Prop 69 has discriminated against those who have powers of Extreme Mental Pollution.>MFs are tier one category, and are chased down to have their capacity to do so removed, effectively lobotomizing them.>Still, even with the chance you could get arrested, you hide her.>You love your waifu, ever since you picked her up as a former Paladn, even though her kind has done the most heinous deeds.>You remember the first date you took her on.>Since you joined the military right after dropping out of HS, you have no degree.>Be lowest rung on company ladder, even though you could do more, just to stay anonymous.>Every day, the higher ups try to hit on you, and attempt to corner you from rape.>Basic bitches love men in scars.>Right after your shift, you work at your second job at Convenience store.>It's a lot better; at least the only ones hitting on you are the customers.>After that, you haul ass to night college.>You're trying to double major in order to get your money's worth from college.>Even as your mind starts to shut down, you keep on.>Doitforher.jpg>It's 1:00 Am when you get home.>Everything is dark.>Except for your house.>Waifu is right there as you open the door, with the brightest smile on her face.>You guys hearken back to your newlywed days.>"Welcome home, Anon. Would you like to eat dinner, a bath, or perhaps... /me/?">Sometimes you accept.>Most times, it's just bath and a home-cooked meal.>You tell her about your day, and she just smiles as though you are the whole world to her.>Work starts in three hours; time for bed.>"Very well then, my love. Sleep, and I shall care for you.">The studio apartment is small, and there is only room for a fold out futon.>You turn off the lights, and the light is replaced by the twinkling cityscape in the distance.>"/Sleep, and rest well.../"
>>13690384Well, not snowballing, but if it's just getting a small amount of the mouth after a kiss, that can be played off.Actually deeply kissing while semen's still in her mouth, though? No thanks.
>>13690376I wouldn't wanna shove my dick into anything that can dissolve shit really quickly, but I think I'm thinking too much on shit that can be explained by MAMONO MAGIC
>>13690376
>>13690376So fucking what? You'd eat her out so it evens out.
>>13690376If she swallowed it and there isn't any on her lips it's perfectly fine to kiss her afterwards
>>13690389Ah a good ol' MGC story, haven't seen one of those in a while.
Amateurs. This is why you cum down her throat, not in her mouth.
>>13690258Yes but now we're dying a Slow death of Starvation and not the Quick Death of Magnitude 20 Earthquakes!Plus their bellies are so soft now!
>>13690376>>13690393https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TcuA22pfAto
>>13690446>Your street will never be a demolished by a Wurm shaking her gigantic booty as she dances to the music on her i-pod.
I like Kikis.
>>13690457I like Kiki Poppins.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tRFHXMQP-QU
>>13690457Do you like janitor kikis?
>>13690467I don't hate them.
>>13690456>You'll never work at an ice cream shop and be visited by big butt Ipod wurm who asks for one of every flavor>You ask why>'Cause Guys like Big Butts and they Can Not Lie!'
>>13690457BUSINESS KIKIBUSINESS KIKIBUSINESS KIKI
>>13690457It'd be pretty gay if you didn't'.
>>13690471But if you get visited by Ipod Wurm the ice cream shop will cease to exist!
>>13690471>Can Not LieEva reference?
>>13690478Are you retarded?
>>13690475I want a girl with a smooth liquidationI want a girl with good dividendsAt Citibank we will meet accidentallyWe'll start to talk when she borrows my penis
>>13690478You CANNOT be this white.
>>13690477But think about the glorious last momentsWatch her belly, thighs and butt growing as she eats the entire stock!And the jiggle of her butt as she struggles to get through the door!
>>13690481Yes
>>13690471But Wurms don't have butts.
>>13632208Maid type: LizardmanName: KiwiPersonality: Energetic, enthusiastic, proud and intelligentStatement: “Look Master, it’s finished! I promise it won’t blow a crater in your backyard this time!”Notes: Maid requires additional space to practice her hobby. Warning: MGC Maid Central is not responsible for any structural or otherwise collateral damage caused by the maid during and outside of her duties while under contract. Kiwi has been acquainted with MGC Maid Central from a young age, but did not become part of MGC Maid Central until after her funds ran out due to her rather expensive “hobby” and a large amount of fines due to damage of property. Kiwi proved to be a rather difficult maid to train, encountering several difficulties including the destruction of two maid training rooms. Kiwi however still managed to successfully finish her final maid exam at the age of 22, and can now call herself a proper maid. Unfortunately our Kikimora interviewer was severely distressed upon seeing Kiwi, calling her a “nutcase”, screaming various other profanities and proclaiming the end of MGC Maid Central before collapsing. For this reason we had a young Wurm maid perform the description instead, as the usual Kikimora interviewer is currently receiving extensive headpat therapy. [Profile continued in next three replies]
>>13690478>>13690483I'm cracking up, holy shit.
>>13690489[Profile continued]“Kiwi isn’t a very big girl but has a long green tail.” Pondering for a moment and looking down and over her shoulder the young Wurm continues. “But my tail is much bigger and longer, and I’ve got bigger mounds on my chest than her too!” The young Wurm happily exclaims at the microphone, bopping up and down. “I have seen Kiwi walk around in really cool pew-pew costumes, I want one too!” The young Wurm says as she makes a shooting motion at the camera. “And Kiwi is very smart and nice too! Kiwi fixed my radio when it broke and I got sad and even pet me on my head! Kiwi told me that I would be as smart as her once I grow up!” The young and excited Wurm adds before being distracted by a young butler in training passing by the door, causing her to leave the area in great haste while exclaiming “Cute! Hug hug hug!” As a maid Kiwi has a rather varying performance. When not using any of her “tools” her performance is average, as she will properly and without issue perform her duties in the residence. Her eagerness to socialize with her Master will not impede this performance. However, Kiwi has a rather unusual hobby involving the use and tinkering with objects that are both of technological and magical nature. [Profile continued in next two replies]
>>13690493[Profile continued]This equipment also known as Magitek, is highly illegal outside MGC and requires a specific permit inside MGC to allow their ownership and use. These permits however have no expiration date and are bound to families instead of individuals. For this reason Kiwi received her personal permission at a young age from her grandmother, alongside a rather large collection of Magitek equipment. Over time Kiki build grew interested in experimenting and tinkering with her collection of Magitek equipment. She in addition started collecting additional pieces of equipment, while dissembling old and according to Kiwi “outdated” equipment. Kiwi furthermore does not shy away from “upgrading” other pieces and making entirely new equipment from the scratch. Kiwi has made different kinds of Magitek equipment to aid her maid duties. The most notable being a pair of “Dust Destroyers” or as Kiwi prefers to call them “Double D’s”. Kiwi prefers to carry these Dust Destroyers in the two holsters she has placed around her waist. Kiwi’s performance when using any these tools however strongly varies. The Dust Destroyers have reported to indeed clear all dust in a room, alongside having the unintended effect of putting the room on fire. Kiwi after declaring this effect to be the result of a miss calibration and easily solvable opted to keep trying. She however was kindly requested to revert to more “classical” working methods after putting a second training room on fire. For this reason MGC Maid Central recommends a future Master to either prevent or practice the utmost care when being suggested by Kiwi to use any of her tools to perform her duties. [Profile continued in next reply]
>>13690487See >>13688471
>>13690497[Profile continued]When not performing any duties, Kiwi prefers to tinker with her collection of Magitek equipment. MGC Maid Central recommends her future Master to reserve a proper amount of space for Kiwi to work with, allowing her to properly work on her hobby. A proper amount of space will also reduce any risks of potential fire hazards in the residence. Aside from tinkering, Kiwi also enjoys testing and experimenting with her collection. This is usually done at a firing-range, and often involves large flashes, loud sounds and explosions. Kiwi further mentioned that she prefers to end a day of testing in a couch reading a nice book or watching some television together with a cute heat source. Kiwi has lastly stated that she would feel honored if her future Master would request her to teach him the tricks of her trade, and will gladly do so.MGC Maid Central recommends Kiwi to a brave Master who enjoys a clever maid that enjoys using various tools to do the job. This future Master should be in the possession of a good house-insurance and should be tolerant for a maid that enjoys experimenting with new ways to perform her duties.
>>13690498that's a rump, not a butt. They are different
>>13690489>>13690493>>13690497>>13690499Damn. That guy is pretty lucky. Looking forward to mine.
>>13690502They don't look so different when they're submerged in layers and layers of semen.
I wish spikes rain down upon each and every one of you.
>>13690489>>13690493>>13690497>>13690499Very good.>we had a young Wurm maid perform the description insteadShe did...ok, I guess.
>>13690457>>13690464All Kikis are olev...>>13690482Member FDIC Free Dickings in Closet
>>13690510I want to pet the spikes!
>>13690510You too. I hope your spike is warm and soft.
>>13690510a beautiful death
>>13690389>>13690438>>13690389>She doesn't sleep initally, though you'd never know.>Instead, with a touch gentler than her kind would normally never know, she slip her tentacles into your ears.>It took much time and experimenting to figure out the proper combination of mental manipulation, so she wouldn't corrupt you with her demonic energy, as well as the right commands for initiating REM sleep immediately, but for you, Anon, she did it.>And so you dream...>She removes the night terrors that you used to get, and replaces them with happy memories of the past, present, and perhaps the future.>Your favorite is the time when you went on your honeymoon.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=idipMrfAZHk>You were fresh out of service; your hair was still in its high-and-tight, and your ass still hurt from the flight.>As you said bye to your mates, your wife was pressed upon your right, hard, in fact.>It was only three days ago since the captain wedded you two, with the few friends you had as the guests.>You began to miss her natural skin tone, since she was currently disguised as a human. >People still didn't take too kind to her kind around these parts.>You thank the Gods that the Dark Elf didn't screw you over when you bought the Glamour from her.>She was nervous, really nervous.>"I-I'll be fine, Anon, don't you worry!" She says, noticing your worry.>It's so cute, you just want to kiss her all over.>Now what to do...>Fuck it, you and her are going to not give a damn for once.>You rush over to the rental car station, with her in tow, holding on to your hand.>You get the nicest one they had; a cherry-red convertible.>"Get in. We're going on an adventure!">"Are you sure- AH!">You pull her in, and drive off into the sunset.>She reverted back into her true, beautiful, purple form.>She was at least ten years younger, but her smile made any old guy like yourself feel the same youth as she did.
need waifu so we can give eachother handjobs
Don't know if it got mentioned, but there was a new? harpy doujin put up today. Was pretty cute. Usual place.
Fluffy Persian WereCat
>>13690558>persianremove kebab
Wurm in a sexy pose, naked, with gummy sharks censoring her naughty bits.
>>13690544>equipment like pens and cutlery can be made with a strap for a harpy to put her thumbclaw thingy intoI like this idea. Monstergirl adaptation has always been something that's appealed to me.
>>13690575Aren't many MGs naturally naked?
>>13690489>>13690493>>13690497>>13690499MGC Maid Central has added this profile to it's archives. This and all earlier matched profiles in this round can always be viewed in these archives. Any Master or potential Master can view these archives at the following link: http://pastebin.com/ERQVYZxd
>>13690575Wurms seems the type to get too hungry or horny if attempting that.Before you know it she's eaten the gummy sharks and will try force you into babymaking.
>>13690582Everyone is naturally naked.
>>13690588She has Gummy Shark Ice Cream to keep her from eating off the ones covering her lewdness while anon takes pics.
>>13690478I'm pale as death, and I'M not this white.
>>13690593Does such an ice cream flavor exist?I want it.
>>13690592But clothes make things cute and sexy. If everyone was naked all the time, it'd be boring. Clothes bring some excitment and variety into the mix.
>>13690598I saw a pic of one on /ck/.
>No oni to cuddle you as you process 3/4ths of a a vodka bittle>She's won't be there to silence her girlfriends gawking at you for being such a lightweight
>>13690599If everyone was naked all the time I'd never leave my room.
>>13690583doing God's work
>>13690599You. You are mi negro till we die.
>>13690605Why?
>>13690583Remember to take breaks! You keep on trucking with these but don't forget to stay healthy and replenish your energy
>>13690602>No oni to keep you from being taken advantage of while you're vulnerable.>>13690592Shut up Shin, you fucking asshole.
>>13690612Because naked people are fucking gross, obviously.
>>13690602>>13690620>sitting in her lap while her large assets press against your back>your head resting against her neck and shoulder >she rubs you gently, her hot breath ticklish as she murmurs sweet nothings into your ear>tfw no Oni
>>13690510>Spikes falling from the skyWouldn't the fall severely wound or outright kill most of them? The fuck is wrong with you man?
>>13690626Anon all MGs have the skill Ignore height learned from birth.With it they can do impossible vertical leaps and be immune to fall damage.
>>13690623Only ugly ones.
>>13690511MGC Maid Central has passed on your commendation in the form of a single headpat for the young Wurm. Her response was ecstatic when receiving the headpat, causing her to jump up and down asking for more. She however gave really sad "puppy eyes" when denied further rewarding headpats as your reward was not positive enough.>>13690608Thank you anon. I appreciate your support.>>13690617Will do anon. But I don't want to let everyone wait for too long either.
>>13690599I disagree. I've never had a problem walking around, or with others walking around, without clothes, and I sure as fuck don't wear any when I'm home. I find nothing about them attractive.
>>13690629What the shit? Who the fuck do they think they are, Doomguy?
>>13690635No, they're Dragoons.
>>13690626A wizard did it. He cast Spikestorm and also featherfall on all of them.
>>13690626They're all falling at such a trajectory that they'll all land in their anons' arms unharmed.And in the rare event that one might be armless, she'll shoot fire out of her eyes like repulsor blasts to slow her descent.
>>13690639Truly Wizards are a force to be feared.
>>13690624>No oni gf whose gains to admire >Nor squeeze tightly while caressing her cheek and telling her how happy she makes you feel, how special she is to you>TFW you won't see her madly blushing and kneeling to kiss you face to face when she calls you a mushy foolHer fool
>>13690632I don't have a problem with it, but I think clothes can add a bit of zest to matters. It's like a contrast, making nudity all the more special.What about lingerie, though? Or garterbelts? Those do anything for you? How about babydolls?
>>13690637Fuck you for that. I didn't think somebody would make that reference but you fucking did.
>>13690653
>>13690663She has a point, but it's kind of a double edged sword.
Would you have a problem with your waifu being mixed? Like, her grandmother and mother were different species and she's a hybrid.
>>13690668How so?
>>13690669Why would I?
>>13690653Nah, none of it does much of anything for me at all. Maybe it's because I prefer nudity as a whole though, and only see any form of clothes as an inconvenience outside of winter.
>>13690663She is going to be thoroughly molested.
>>13690669Why should I?
>>13690493>all that wurmmuh heart. too cute. Good job, kid.>>13690631I demand that this young wurm be given more head pats immediately. I have even sent your facilities a soft cloth with my hand scent on it to simulate the approval of a man.
>>13690673>>13690680>>13690680Because Muh purity.
>>13690669mixed monster girl sounds fun and I would like to see it expanded on more but I'm afraid if more people posted it it might flare up someone's autism because it's not part of their head canon
>>13690686It shouldn't flare up their autism if they remember that not everything is MGE.
>>13690671Clothing leaves space for imagination about what's underneath them, but then again, the goods might not live up to the expectations when uncovered.
>>13690699True true.Some people also have no imagination.
>>13690510Could it be... the K'sharra?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HFEhtHrQVeo&feature=youtu.be&t=8m&ab_channel=Daevas88
>>13690367I want to travel with a valkyrie slaying demons and monsters and eventually getting close to her!I want to be with a valkyrie to be her one and only! She's cute I want to grow old with her and have a family!
I want to write a letter to a monster girl
>>13690735You disgust me.
>>13690735I want to be pen pals with a monster girl and share stories of school and life
>>13690735Well, I mean, you could do that right now and it would still probably have the same chance of getting to them as if they were real. Can't imagine the system being too efficient in a MG world.
>>13690735>Dear [insert MG here], I like your butt.>-AnonSeems easy enough.
>Try to play D&D with a bunch of monster girls>They keep confusing the D&D monsters with monster girls and try to act friendly at the worst times>despite the DM's grotesque and detailed descriptions>Apophis player keeps making 'shota' characters so she can get the monsters to take advantage of them, but they keep dying because of this>Cyclops player who constantly tries to ERP with Apophis's characters because she's playing a gay bara>The DM thankfully shuts her down >Wurm player who made a cleric that's a mix of a bunch of different races because she thought it was cool>Said mixed breed characters actually comes out with negative stat modifiers>Despite all of this the group manages to slay an ancient and mighty dragon>The Wurm cries
>>13690761>Ha. Ha. Very funny.>-Lamia
>>13690758I wrote a story like that once.It was...different.
>>13690772I think it could be interesting. Depending on how it was handled.
>>13690759If it's MGE it would be simple using human infrastructure provided the address is somewhere not overtly Demon Realm. Same for MGC too since the insanity of monsters is contained in that place.
>>13690770>Art thou mad?>-Anon
>>13690761>>13690770>>13690777It would be the slowest trolling ever.
>>13690762Well, seeing as making the DM regret that he ever invited you in the first place is one of the hallmarks of a great DnD session, I think they're doing pretty well
>>13690762>Monster girls keep trying to make anons enter their magical realm
>>13690735I want to give tactical advice to a Monstergirl so she can properly husbando the man she fell for.
>>13690794Cupid please
>>13690762Jeez, wurms rival cyclops in their crybabyness
>>13690796What? Can't I be a bro to people?
>>13690806But still don't come close to Wyverns
>>13690807But only a cupid would call being a matchmaker: "tactical advice"!
I want a Hellhound to dominate me until I act like a proper master.
I want a Wurm with a earth-shaking booty to ride around on.
>>13690785Druella wants mankind to enter her mother's magical realmI think we have a
>>13690814You want her to dom you so hard you turn into a dom?
>>13690813What if I maybe kinda sorta borrowed that term from them?
>>13690818Yes.
>>13690819>Kinda>sorta>"Borrowed"Alright, Cupi, whatever you say
>>13690583Kikimora interviewer a qt.
>>13690821I want to extinguish a hellhound
>>13690814That's alot of chest hair.
>>13690814Is...Is that even a thing?
>>13690814>Master, you thought you were being dommed by a hellhound, but it was me your meido Kiki!Wat do?
>>13690821You'll only get to turn into an emotional trainwreck, unless she does it carefully enough.
>>13690836>unless she does it carefully enoughI'm pretty sure "careful" is not something they do very well.
>>13690828>keep dousing Hellhound with water>receive sauna
>>13690833>Turning a man's monstergirl into a different monstergirlYo, not cool man.
>>13690814>implying Hellhounds want a dom.
>>13690848They just want to drag you and your pawn around while spewing fire everywhere.
>>13690833>It was me Master, it was me all along!Son of a bitch!
>>13690833"Oh okay, just remember to clean everything when you finish.""Clean me with your mouth that is."
>>13690841Only overtly aggressive rapist who is said to not break pelvises in her profile. You can almost say it's her thing.
>>13690848Huh, weird thought.What if hellhounds prefer dom anons because they propose a bigger challenge and their resistance makes them hornier?
>My little Hellhound can't be this submissive!Guess I'ma have to get back to writefagging...
>>13690833>"Haha! Joke's on you! I'm not your master at all! I'm his twin brother!">"Haha! Joke's on you! I'm not your brother's maid at all! I'm her twin sister!"
>>13690815>Ground shakes whenever she does anythingSounds awful. Hope you have good home-owners insurance.
>>13690858Well, there's no fun in catching easy prey.>>13690833>>13690852>
>>13690862>"Haha! Joke's on you! It's not me at all! It's a hologram!"
>>13690862"Can we just have normal sex for once?"
>>13690858Probably, would be fun to turn into a sub.
>>13690858I don't know about prefer but they definitely are up to the challenge.>For example, even if a man stronger than them were to appear, the only thing on their mind would be how to break the male before them into submission and make him their own.
>>13690868She looks to petite and vunerable to hugs.
>>13690865Kiki McMahon when?
>>13690860I should too, but it's fucking scorching.
What if all cyclops weren't actual cyclops?What ifeye-clit?
>>13690872>>13690870What if he refuses to become a sub? What if he manages to turn the tables on her?
>>13690872>not loving him the way he isFor shame.
>>13690877Won't happen unless he's a Gary Stu.
>>13690873>hugging monoeyesYour friendly neighborhood Gazer would approve.
>>13690872Monstergirls can't win against the D. etc etc
>>13690883Please, he's not getting tortured. Why would he turn into a sub from sex alone?
>>13690883But Anon, aren't hellhounds, if not all monstergirls, mary sues by default as well? Wouldn't making him a gary stu put him on equal ground?
>>13690891Demonic Energy.
>>13690868>Have normal sex for onceBaby, i'm going to put all my love into you.
>>13690882Hey, can't blame her for wanting to do what a few anons want to do to her.
>>13690892Only the Baphomets are mary sues.
>>13690896Then Hellhounds can be bested, yes?
>>13690901I sense a disturbance
>>13690883>>13690893Magic is lotsa bullshit.>>13690896You're forgetting KC's favorite monster girl.
>>13690901Nope.
>>13690893I should've known...
>>13690901Bested? Yes.Forced to submit and be submissive? Unlikely unless you're above the gods.
>>13690904Why not?
>>13690895Of course I can, watch:You're a bad doggy and you should feel bad.
>>13690903Anon, that IS his favorite. What the hell are you smoking?
>>13690911I fucked up.Fuckfuckfuck
>>13690906The gods are a bunch of wimpy chicks anyway, so that's not too difficult.
>>13690877The former might be a matter of the time. The latter depends on what you mean.>However, it's not like they have a lot of pride or anything, so even in the case when they're assaulted by a man, they don't get angry or refuse. On the contrary, they would likely gleefully accept it and enjoy being violated as a female in bestial intercourse. However, it never means they've been "broken." When the man is basking in glory thinking he has successfully forced one of them into submission, the next moment she'll counterattack and violate him in return, as if to say, "It wasn't nearly enough."You could probably keep her in a state of submission with restraints and stuff but to change her mentality permanently you'd need mindflayers or something. Otherwise she'll always want to become a dom again. That seems to be the idea. Like a wild animal that is never truly tame and will snap when given the chance.>>13690891Well she's a schemer so who knows what she'd do to break him in.Could employ drugs, level drain, might overpower him physically if he's a caster.
>>13690891You could also say that the other way around.
>>13690912Look at him! Look at him and laugh!
>>13690907Because that's their entire gimmick.If they didn't have that they're just a Werewolf on fire.
>>13690914>level drainLiterally worse than hitler.Purge now.
>>13690877She will enjoy that too, and they will live a happy life together constantly competing for the top.>>13690883Stop that.
>>13690896Meanwhile Holsts can't have their breasts shrunk even by magic. Holst tits are the real mary sues.
>>13690921That probably won't happen though. Since MAMONO MANA and turning to an Incubus, all that jazz.
>>13690918You could, yes.
Mindbreak is fucking scary, man. Why can't you love monster girls for who they are? (and why can't monster girls love men for who they are, too?)>>13690922>they will live a happy life together constantly competing for the topThat's hot.
>>13690925It's ingrained into their nature to have large teetees.No heavenly force or the Alpha and Omega can change that.
>>13690927Nobody takes a single level of mine.NOBODY, DO YOU HEAR ME?!
>>13690901>>13690904Both of you fuck off please, we already did this.
>>13690913They're gods, anon. Wimpy and god don't go together.
Can we change the subject of the discussion before it's too late please
>>13690938Never been a fan of any kind of ___dom.>>13690921>>13690927>>13690935It's as bad as stealing your opponent's stars when playing Mario Party.
>>13690922>they will live a happy life together constantly competing for the top.That's pretty hot
>>13690914>>13690922>Can be controlled but never lose their dom mentality, and can counterattack when given the chanceWell, that sounds balanced enough.>>13690920>that's their entire gimmick.What is? Being unbeatable? The profile says they can if you're skilled enough, just not permanently.>>13690936I was just asking a question.
>>13690938M'kay.I want to woo MGK's Echidna teacher and pat Wurm on the head.
>>13690939>Stealing stars in Mario PartyThe true scum of the cosmosEspecially if they steal a star from someone that barely has any, let alone ALL their stars
>>13690894But if you do that little monoeyes will come out.
>>13690939>It's as bad as stealing your opponent's stars when playing Mario Party.The truest evil.
>>13690948That's fine by me. AFAIK i'm the only monoeye lover in the thread anyway.
>>13690945>Playing Mario party with Wyvern>Steal her stars>Steal her coins>Beat her in every mini game>Steal any pity stars she's given by the game>Her tears are more lovely than the finest wine
>>13690954Monoeyes are fucking cute, mang.
>>13690941>The profile says they can if you're skilled enough, just not permanently.>I was just asking a question.Why are you asking if you already know the answer? To stir shit up? Fuck off.
>>13690937Let them prove it then.Come at me, gods.
>>13690958But she can't even play with no hands.
>>13690963Telekinesis.
>>13690943I want to tickle her while she's trapped.
>>13690954>i'm the only monoeye lover in the thread anyway.Excuse me sir, but I was loving monoeyes before it was cool.
>>13690962They're fictional, anon.
>>13690954I like monoeyes, they're just not my favorites. Those big eyes would be perfect for intently staring into while whispering the most sickeningly syrupy sweet things to one.
>>13690963Makes it all the sweeter when I feed her ice cream and have cuddle sex with her later.
>>13690958Anon...
>>13690961I re-read it while we were discussing because didn't remember all the details. Also, you sound mad.
>>13690970If they are so powerful why are they not real?
>>13690958You are worse than Matango Hitler.
>>13690958What a faggot you are
>>13690970That means I win by default.
>>13690954They can be alright, especially if they have a big heart in their eye.
>>13690975You can say the same thing about Saitama
What happened to the KikiKhornas?
>>13690979Congratulations, ,now you can tame that Hellho- Oh wait, they are fictional too.
>>13690979It wouldn't. By not being real you can't challenge them, lose to them, or even win.
>>13690860I eagerly await to read it
>>13690974I am. I've had to skim through that argument 50 fucking times so I get cranky when it looks like somebody is trying to start it again.
>>13690986Another default victory for me.>>13690987Of course it does. I showed up, they didn't. Not only are they not real, they're cowards too.
>>13690986Too low, man. Too low.
>>13690992>they>they'reYou're not understanding the not-real thing are you?
>>13690988Enjoy the first part whilst I'm finishing out the week and not writefagging a godamn thing!http://pastebin.com/kwsTmaFW
>>13690998Don't ruin this for me.
>>13690986>>13690987Not him but to prove a point I am officially challenging the Hellhound monstergirl species, or I guess one member of the species, to a sexual duel to once and for all settle who is better. If they're so powerful one of them will rip the space time continuum to break my pelvis. If not, then humanity wins.
>>13691002You're a brave man. I'm proud of you.Go show 'em who's boss!
>>13690999Only going to uni to score? The fucking worst.
>>13690893DE works both ways, so she'd change for him as well.
>>13690958The scum and villainy of the known galaxy
>>13690995Yeah, I made myself sad too.
>>13690999Looks promising, I'll read the rest when I have time.
>>13690992Enjoy the imaginary fruits of your imaginary victory, I guess?
>>13691002Three things.Profile Hellhounds aren't pelvis breakers.This means I can challenge Madara Uchiha, and if he doesn't show up I am now stronger than Madara Uchiha. Maybe I'll challenge everyone in Marvel + DC. If they don't show up I'm stronger than all of them too.You can't challenge fictional beings to a duel.
>>13691011Would...would you feel better if I called you a faggot?
So this is a thinghttp://raw.senmanga.com/Monster%27s-Kindergarten/
>>13690999Are you really making a sub hellhound for real or the title is some type of bait?Cause I'm not going to read a sub hellhound
>>13691011In order to kill the captain you decided to sink the whole ship.>>13690999Is it normal I hate it when their hands/feet are referred to as "paws"?
>>13691014Thanks friend, I shall.
>>13691017Yeah, I earned it.
Given how monstergirls wouldn't stop pestering you until you were husbando'd, living in a world where they exist would be so much more of a hassle to cope with.
>>13691016>You can't challenge fictional beings to a duel.Well I just fucking did.
>>13691019It's not as far as I can. He just wanted a nerdy Hellhound.
>>13691008That's a load of shit.
>>13691023Well anon, you're a giant faggot.You're welcome.
>>13691028Congrats, you figured out MGE.
>>13691028Oh really? Well, it's ye good ol' mamono mana for you.
>>13691008So now both of them are subs.
>>13691018>MGK>The mangaNOMY THING
>>13691028Are you accusing the manual of containing lies? This will not stand, sir.
>>13691008But not her inborn instincts. Most of it is physical, and mental is bonding otherwise we get into MGU grimdark
>>13691026>nerdy HellhoundWould she use lines from Zipangunese porn comics during sex?
>>13691038Then men wouldn't be mindbroken either.
>>13691025Nope. You made a claim that you did, but you didn't. Because fictional beings are not real.>>13690998
>>13691024Join the paladins and git gud then you wouldent have to worry about any monsters pestering you.
>>13691041>Zipangunese porn comicsAbsolutely disgusting.>>>/zp/
>>13691044>Because fictional beings are not real.Oh yeah, well fuck you.
>>13691043I don't think outright mindbreak was ever the point of this stuff, though it's a fine line. That's going to open up a whole other can of worms.The classic 'mindbreak, corruption, and other fun stuff' shitstorm.
>>13690999good start, want more, thanks for hellhoundhere have a bird
>>13691045>wouldn't have to worry about any monsters pestering you.Tell me more, Mr. Paladin.
>>13690999Interesting concept. I'll wait a while before I actually get into it though.>>13691018Huh. Could be cool.
>>13691038So then why would the guy change then?
>>13690999This is going to be complete shit.
>>13691021Actually I went back and re-read since I linked it and I feel the same. I will fix that going forward. I also saw a few other quirks in my writing I'll work to remove. Thanks for the feedback.
>1000 post shitstorm because some asshole said he wanted to drink maledom tears>Anons talk about this, seems most everyone wants to move on>Thread is pretty chill, barring ss asshole>No not that /ss/>Dom kiki everywhere, no one says anything>Sub hellhound is mentioned, out come the subs saying they don't want doms/can't be tamed, when it's clear it's possible>Yeah, if you're a Gary Stu above the gods>Cue fightThis is why we can't have nice things.
>>13691054I don't think they would. Not like that. I never made that claim. I don't think he'd change but that they'd grow to like it or something. Or it'd be an eternal struggle for top, which I think is better anyway.
>>13691045But paladins smell and they molest their squires.
>>13691018I can't find any translations. ;_;>>13691057What fight are you talking about you dense fuck
>>13691057It actually warmed my heart to see the discussion. I look forward to angering Anon
>>13691052Paladins have a natural aura that repels evil and monster girls are naturally evil so they are repelled its paladin science.
>>13691057I believe though it started with an anon wanting a nerdy hellhound, never said anything about it being sub, so people must of asumed
>>13691057Cry more though.
>>13691057You're not wrong, but this isn't really helping.I mean, do you really expect the "majority" to behave?
>>13691057Fuck off
>>13691057NICE greentexting about something that isn't actually happening. People are just playfully arguing.You sure you don't have autism or any other sort of social disorder?
They're fighting again. Send in the oppai lolis!
>>13691074What are they gonna do? 'Onni-chan' at me?
>>13691057Even if no one is fighting, his points are still true.
>>13691057People issuing tongue in cheek challenges to fictional creatures and discussing an MGE profile is not a fight. Stop being a faggot.
>>13691063Yeah, just ignore him. Wants to fling more shit, despite things being really calm at this point. I was wondering if people actually were going to start, but it seems most can't be bothered right now. Good.
>>13691057I'd kill myself if I were you right now.
>>13691057>>13691078It's funny how subs are more vocal and aggressive than doms when the slightest mention of sub [dom MG] emerges, even if they do the exact opposite with [sub MG].
Well all right let's talk about clumsy Gazers.
>>13691085But remember anon, they never start shit, ever.At least that's what they told me, they wouldn't lie, right?
>>13691066That song started playing on my head.Great pic, made me laugh hard
>>13691057Gee thanks for starting up another shitstorm.
>>13691091Why are they so clumsy?
>>13691070You first.>>13691073>>13691078>>13691063Read on down.>>13690814
>>13691085Shhhh dont shake their hugebox anon.
>>13691105>hugebox
>>13691097I still don't see that "fight" you're talking about, dude.
>>13691036How does NTR taste, Anon?
I want to wrap a loli wurm around my neck like a scarf.
>>13691097Not seeing it. Must be all in your head.
>>13691093For fuck's sake "start shit, ever" anon. You do realize the guy going on about maledom tears is also the guy who will rile up femdoms right?
>>13691114It's not NTR, but it still stings.>>13691116I want to do the same, but with a Ryu. Would they high five each other if we walked by one another?
>>13691116>loli wurm scarf>loli ushi fuzzy backpackWhat else can we have?
>>13691096Depth Perception is their nemesis?
>>13691097Hey... did you forget to take your pills?
>>13691120Yes, yes they would.
>>13691085Yeah, instead doms will shit on femdom OC or say it's shit because it's not maledom.
>>13691119But that's one guy.Surely, he can't be all of the people sperging everytime. Unless he's really dedicated I guess.
>>13691097Paranoid as fuck
>>13691130>femdom OCSo, 90% of OC? I think the thread would be very different if they did.
>>13691085The subs are aggressive autists and the doms are whiny bitches. Yes, it's ironic, but let's move on now.
I guess it's sort of official now that it's two people at most pretending to be from both "sides" to cause shitstorms.
>>13691126I hope new guy draws it out.I really do.
>>13691144Do you have a single fact to back that up?
>>13691134Well he doesn't do all the work. But anyone who randomly starts talking about maledom or femdom in a negative confrontational way is pretty much the same 1(or maybe 2) faggots. Once the shitflinging starts he sit back and watch.
>>13691113>>13691118Basically, no we can't have sub hellhound, but dom kiki? Hot dog!>>13690836>>13690848>>13690883>>13690901>>13690904>>13690906>>13690961>>13690974>>13691008>>13691028
>>13691116You better watch yourself. One squeeze and you're dead.
>>13691145I hope the new guy draw a nerdy hellhoundAlso Captcha thinks BEES are food
>>13691116I want to do that with a Shirohebi!
>>13691153Your actual autism is embarrassing to watch.
>>13691152There's at least 2 of them.
>>13691152That's bullshit, but I believe it.Somewhat at least, the numbers are still "in my favor", as it were.
>>13691122Wear a loli Kraken as a hat.Wear a loli Yeti as a fanny pack.
>>13691157I can't imagine a nerdy Hellhound.>Catcha thinks a mouse in a hollowed out apple is foodSo that's what happened to Nyanon.
>>13691153>People are having a discussion so clearly people are arguing angrilyOh.Pls go
>>13691167>Loli Kraken hat>Loli Yeti leg warmers with one for each leg>Wurm scarf>Ushi Oni backpack>Slime breast plate making a V smile>Twin loli Lamias for arm guardsUltimate paladin.
>>13691169I can't tell if she's unsurprised to see me looking at her naked form, or if she's a blushing kuudere who secretly wanted me to see her like this.
>>13691165Really? It's that hard to believe?You seriously don't think random negative posts about maledom isn't by one guy?Or the guy going on about femdomfags and his heroanon comics isn't the same dude?I remember when he got banned and his massive samefagging was revealed.
>>13691167Oh man. I didn't even think of the Kraken as a hat thing. That would be hilarious. I did think of loli Yeti as gloves, but a fanny pack would be amusing too.
>>13691152I used to do it (I swear I stopped already) and it's so fucking easy to start shit. Even posting something retarded you will have people defending you because you are a -fag like them
>>13691174Would adventure with.
>>13691176>I remember when he got banned and his massive samefagging was revealed.Oh yeah, I recall that too. It was fucking hilarious seeing all those deleted posts where he was pretending to be like four different people.
>>13691050>Mindbreak isn't part of this stuff>Monsters forcibly raping men and overwriting their beliefs and reservations>Aphrodisiacs everywhere to do away with resistance>Sabbath>Mindflayer>The demonic energy every monster possessesReally guy?
>>13691176Jesus christ you're more paranoid than /pol/.I know for a fact there's multiple people on both sides, just because one samefag was outed doesn't mean he's the only one you fuck.
>>13691176Yeah, but again, the numbers of people sperging supports my "subs complain the most" argument.Who started it is not really my concern.
>>13691162Well meme'd.>>13691169No.
>>13691191I never said he was, just that he's the main instigator for things like>I want to drink maledom tears>why does KC pander to x-dom?>etc etc etcMy post was to Scorekeeper-kun and reminding him that he's keeping score for one or two anons more than half of time in regards to starting shit.
>>13691195Did you run out of bait already>>13691174T-they aren't dead, right?
>>13691153People are disagreeing without the whole thing devolving into shitflinging? Horrible, I know.
>>13691182I used to be one of those people too, but I stopped around three months ago, now the only thing I do is lurk for most of the time I'm here and post every half hour or so.
>>13691176Your getting everything mixed up Heroanon wasent the samefag he just made that comic that booty blast the femdom fags.
>>13691202They're alive and spoiled.
>>13691202Nah, the guy has an Echidna waifu.
>>13691201>kunKill yourself.
>>13691206I refuse to believe the actual Heroanon wasn't well-executed satire.
>>13691139Maybe I need to read writefag's updating from their bins but if it's something like greentext then it can get pretty bad at times.I'm talking about fags like >>13686802and that one sperg who will start saying things like Mantiwhore a shit! while someone is doing a typical manticore story. And what's more he'll do it for every post in the story reply chain.
>>13691202>I don''t agree so it's bait.Whatever you say anon. It would actually make me happy if we could be chill most of the time. But my concern is appropriation of x girl with no reciprocation.>>13691203It's getting hard to tell.
>>13691174Reminds me of the "shape changing sword" from Paladin Mike.
>>13691218>appropriationYou must be joking.
>>13691215Right. So, can I also use the "it's just one guy" excuse? Or do I have to put more effort into it?Seriously though, we should've all learned to ignore people who shit on OC by now, right?
>how does your waifu deal with her uncontrollable dong cravings while you're at work?
>>13691221What's that?
>>13691218>It's getting hard to tell.Literal autism.>>13691225My waifu isn't a semen demon.
>>13691221Oh god. That little wurm. He did such a good job with that story. Light hearted and entertaining. The best.
>>13691218>It's getting hard to tellYou are either baiting or need to take a rest of these threads
>>13691221God that story was shit.
>>13691224You know what? Yeah, you can.I can always pinpoint one particular sperg with his posting style and triggers, and things get a lot better when he's not around. Thing is these are the folks who just start the problems. It stops being one guy once the bait has been bitten by enough people and then it becomes opinion vs opinion or a threadwide tantrum on both sides.
>>13691225>Punching the sandbag over and over>Going out into the woods to go hunting>On especially bad days, coming to your place of work and dragging you home, with your boss giving you a stoic nod of understanding as you prepare to have your hips shattered
>>13691187Yes, really. I've written ad nauseam about my interpretation of it all, but I've grown too tired to discuss it anymore.
>>13691247Well I'm glad we have enlightened individuals like you in this thread to show us poor uneducated people like us the truth.
I want a Vampire Girl to ask me how long I can move in Frozen Time and Respond with Indifference before defeating her because her haughty pissed me off!
>>13691223Too strong a word? Then, I'm concerned about turning he girls i to one trick ponies. Like lizardman.being made into a bonnet tipper and laughingstock. Is that clearer?
>>13691259Yeah yeah, fuck you too. Your sarcasm isn't much help either.
>>13691259Sarcasm doesn't make you seem smarter.
>>13691226The guy's Wurm daughter.http://pastebin.com/UqabiTt0Read it if you like lighthearted silliness.
>>13691257Oh I know you. You're full of shit. That's my opinion, but yeah.
>>13691266Never said it would.Everyone needs a healthy dose of sarcasm at least once per day.
>>13691273This is like a Facebook post.
>>13691247>You know what? Yeah, you can.I can? Well, now I feel a bit stupid.Anyhow, as much as most of the OC doesn't appeal to me, I'm still glad it's here.
>>13691277You're like a Facebook post.
>>13691263*turning the girls into one trick ponies
>>13691260Good luck friend.
>>13691268That's my bag, baby.
>>13691282Your*>>13691251>with your boss giving you a stoic nod of understandingIs your boss barely 21? What kind of management is that
>>13691290>Is your boss barely 21? What kind of management is thatWhat you didn't know is that we're a rogue band of young men trying to start a guild.You know, like in your favorite RPG.
>>13691290>What kind of management is thatManagement in a world with monster girls, now enjoy being raped by your wife as your bones crack and break.
>>13691270Maybe you do? I think I posted a bit about it here but I haven't been here that long. Most of my discussion was a long time ago on /a/. Mine doesn't absolve monstergirls of bad behavior, just that they go about it a lot differently. For someone who doesn't like such themes it's like splitting hairs anyway.
>>13691296That's a sure way for your company to go broke. Fucking monster girls thinking they can do whatever they want.
>Fun discussion about MGs>Some jackass comes in >Thread derailedThanks Anon.
>>13691251>Jinko shows up at husbands workplace>just stares at him leaning in really close and chuffs
>>13691304Too bad anon, that's how it works with monster girls.
>>13691305>>Fun discussion about MGs>Telling lies.
>>13691316Nice opinion.>>13691313I-I don't think I like monster girls that much anymore.
>>13691304>>13691321>>13691313They're probably a Polychronistic society. Most western countries are Monochronistic. Which is probably part of why they're so successful and Africa is shit.
>>13691260How about alternating your timestop powers with hers, and fucking her while she's frozen in time, then getting frozen in time and fucked by her?
>>13691313>>13691251>>13691296And thats why monsters will always live in the stone ages while humans surpass them in every single way imaginable.
>>13691331How about you eat shit?
>>13691329>>13691335I remember when I went to Cuba, this taxi driver suddenly stopped and decided to take a break by going to a cafe. We left after waiting for almost one hour for him to finish.
>>13691331That's exactly what she wants besides kicking her ass would be much more satisfying and accomplish much more.
>>13691336Eating you would make him sick.
>>13691339Why would you visit a third world shithole like cuba?
>>13691336Why would you be saying such things?
>>13691335That's why I don't like MGE. KC's monster girls are way too primal.
>>13691344sex tourism
>>1369134210/10 reply.Please kill yourself.
>>13691350Because I hate you.I hate you so fucking much I wish I could murder your waifu and shit in your computer.
>>13691357But Anon. My waifu doesn't exist. And my computer's too thin for someone to consider shitting into it an easy task to carry out.
>>13691174The ultimate Paladin needs no silly metal armor
>>13691353>Go to Africa for delicious brown khepris, anubi, pharaoh, salamanders and lamias >Go to Europe for pale dullahans, wights, wisps>Go to The Carribean for tanned lizardgirls, harpies and weresheep, sleeping in a hammock all day surrounded by fluffyOH MY.>that picBONER STOP!
alright thread-shitters; you're getting forcibly husbando'd.option 1: echidna with LeBron James's upper bodyoption 2: hellhound with sam elliot's voiceoption 3: baphomet with steve buscemi's eyesoption 4: mystery box
>>13691357Even if your wish came true you'd still be a huge faggot.
>>13691369Not as much as you anon.
>>13691368What's in the box
>>13691368the box, THE BOX
>>13691365A champion among champions.
>>13691368>baphometThe only acceptable choice everything else is literal shit tier.
>>13691368How about no.Go fuck yourself.
>>13691377Seeing the thread probably a Gilbert Gottfried Alp or something.
>>13691384 Well thank you for speaking my feelings.>>13691383Remove Sabbath.
>>13691377>>13691381>>13691384>mystery box:Ann Coulter centaur, complete with well, a penis would be too much, but there's balls down there at any rate.>>13691387gibert reads fifty shades of grey . webm
>>13691350That abdomen is so fat, I want to shrink her and squeeze it in both hands.
>>13691387*trend
>>13691394Would brush and ride, and not take responsibility.
>>13691367I wanna meet an Anubis Engineering Student abroad in Egypt and marry her.
>>13691407You seem familiar.
>>13691407>Marrying a whoreHmm. I...Hmm.
>>13691405You rapscallion!
>>13691417He said Anubis, not succubus.
>>13691420Even a succubus would be purer then an engineering student anubis.
>>13691423I did engineering in college. The ratio of male to female students was so heavily stacked to the former, there was maybe one female student to every forty males.Anubisfucker has his work cut out for him, if he's going to win her exsaperated heart.
>>13691420No, see it, it's just that I was thinking about prostitutes because of the post he replied to.>Succubus whoreThat's no way to talk about your mother anon.
I want to talk about how much I hate monster girls with a disguised Lilim who was curious about human only settlements!
>>13691433You should talk with Druella.
>>13691428>40vs1 gangbang>Fur matted by cum everywhere>By the time it's done, she's a patchwork of black and whiteBaby yes.
>>13691430>spoilerCalling her a succuslut would be an insult to succusluts.
>>13691433Sounds like a good plan to me you should really let her have an earful too dont hold back.
>>13691430>>13691417Just because the original post was talking about prostitutes, doesn't mean I was. Anubi were brought up. Therefore I spoke my thoughts.>>13691414So wonderful. And yes I'm blatantly obvious, what of it?>>13691428Well. That's rough goin's.
>>13691441Holy hell dude.
>>13691423>>13691428>Comparing monstergirls to 3DPDHmm. I...Hmm.
>>13691443I will, I'll rant about how monster girls ruin lives and how our village barely survives thanks to them ruining the land with their demonic energy.
>>13691440I shouldn't be getting turned on by such impure thoughts of the waifu. But just the thought itself of pearly white semen coating silky black hair, delicious brown skin and fluffy fur is kind of hot.I want to cum literal buckets onto her while she sits in the bathtub and floats/bathes in it.
>>13691116>>13691120>>13691126Wurm-chan, she's so hot right now.
Would a succubutt feel offended if I called her a succubutt?
>>13691455Your right a monster girl would be even WORSE then 3DPD when it comes to dick. I mean shes SURROUNDED by young men who share the same interest as her she would be fucking the entire class and maybe even the teachers.
>>13691456You'd survive alright if you ate all the new produce. You only have your superstition to blame.
>>13691460>>13691460Seriously who are you?
>>13691467I've seen what it does to people, that's not something I want at all.I want monster girls to just go away so everything can be normal again!
>>1369146010/10
>>13691460This is everything I dreamed of and more.
>>13691456Who knows anon your words might sway her into forsaking her monster ways and becoming a nun in the village.
>>13691460How can one anon be so fucking B A S E D?
>>13691461Would a Succubus feel offended if i calle her a most virtuous maiden?
>>13691464Not guaranteed since they're just as to likely settle before sleeping around with everyone.
>>13691459Me too anon.Just try to keep yourself focused on just you and her. There are ways to achieve such feats without resorting to gangbanging and such.
>>13691485>In college>Settling downholy shit you are one optimistic anon.
>>13691485Indeed. And such are the thoughts I shall stick to.Besides, chances are she'd be too busy studying to be fuckin' around like that.Once all's said and done, she can grab her favorite study-buddy and fuck his brains out. And that's what I'd like to be.
>>13691490Why not? They've got that whole bonding instinct and put value in settling down.
>>13691485"Virtuous maiden? You talkin' to me? You're so cuuuuuute! I'm gonna rape ya.Master plan, getting raped, etc.
>>13691464Apart from some slutty species I doubt most monstergirls would do that. They would probably have one fuck buddy and that's all.
>>13691496That bitch is getting purged.
>>13691496You get raped if you are polite, you get raped if you are a dick, you even get raped when you are getting raped.Is there a way to not get raped at all? I would be content if the only solution is being the one raping though.
>>13691503>Is there a way to not get raped at all?Cut off your cock and balls.
>>13691460Dudes be stylin'.Great work.
>>13691506Become friends with a paladin and have him watch your back like a true bro.
>>13691503>Is there a way to not get raped at all?Get a monstergirl gf. Well maybe that won't stop the rape depending on the species.
>>13691506No Anon, alping is not the solution it isn't even the solution to anything.
>>13691461>"Butt, you say?">Bends over, raising her skirt with one hand and smacking her bottom with the other, producing a slight jiggle>"I'm very proud if my butt, I can crack concrete with this baby" she wiggles it vigorously from side to side with a smirk>"Go ahead, feel"http://imgur.com/ZRhQjwT
>>13691503To actually rape (like non-conset) would be easier said than done.No matter how you go about sex with them they always get what they want. Being sexual vampires and all.Like throwing fish guts to a shark. Even if you boop its nose it's still glad to have gotten food.Wear condoms.>>13691514If MAMONO MANA is involved it would grow back eventually instead of leading to alping.
>>13691503according to KC you can just tell the monster NOPE and she wont rape you.
>>13691516>I can crack concrete with this babyHah.
>>13691519That might work some of the time but I can't see it happening for monsters like Oomukade, Werebat, or monsters that might have you inside of them before you can say anything.
>>13691511I wonder how a casanova would do in a MG world.>Guy is a complete charmer and smooth talker>Flirts with every MG he sees>The lucky bastard somehow evades being husbando'd>Everything changes when he meets that weird shirohebi from downtown>Has to leave the city and change his identity>Is never heard from again.
>>13691506>Cut off your cock and balls.>Mamono Mana grows it back bigger>Monsters are even more attracted to you now
>>13691460Now imagining Zoolander with mini-girl based fashion
>>13691516>[X] poke cheek with dick
>>13691471He wants us to name him.
>>13691516I would feel her butt up then just walk away.
>>13691523Maybe it's because of the earlier conversations but>I can crack concrete with this babymakes me imagine a buff man holding a smug looking Wurm baby
>>13691537I want a loli Wurm to replace my sledgehammer!
>>13691534Eloro El Oro (the gold)Because I tend to see the colour yellow in his stuff and gold can also represent the colour to an extent.
>>13691545Why not Juice-senpai? the eyes remind me of oranges and i'm thirsty as fuck right now.
>>13691544Because wurms are dumb as bricks?
>>13691544what other cute young monstergirls was not doneany elementals done? a cute saguagin with an x mouth who never changes emotion
>>13691535>butt touch a succubutts and leaveDo you know what does to their fragile hearts? She probably went home and cried her eyes out and then masturbated furiously
>>13691547That could work too, I went with something that has the letter L because drawfags seem drawn to it.
>>13691551I want to give a qt kuudere saguahin a sour lemon only to see her make the x mouth face.
>>13691553The trick is to bring them right to the edge but never give them what they really want.
>>13691553>teasing a succuslut friend but never giving it upOh yes, I know what it does. We all saw.
>>13691553What if she cheats with charm spells?
>>13691499Doubly so, since that succubus is the soul devouring variety.>>13691514Well, alping is a solution to a male having teh gay. Kinda.
>>13691537>Holding smug Wurm baby>Bragging about how you can crack concrete with her>"ANOOOOOON! How many times do I have to tell you?! That is our child, she is not a jackhammer!"
>>13691174Couldn't really make the slime visible enough, sorry.But thank you all who liked the works so far!
>>13691576Too cute.
>>13691493>monstergirl too busy to get dickMy sides have been obliterated.
>>13691531You're playing right into her had. Well, butt.
I want a stoic familiar with glasses to aid me in my neverending quest for knowledge and scholarship!
>>13691576This is incredible.
>>13691559>all she does is close her eyes as a solitary tear forms
>>13691576So. Fucking. Good. Keep on, brother.
>>13691575>"Hey, she can be both if she wants"
>>13691576It's alright if you can't.You're awesome, man.
all this talk about buttsis making me uncomfortable
>>13691503>>13691506I want an Alp to live in a nunnery to free herself from rape and temptation and eventually go berserk from starvation and corrupt all of her sisters!
>>13691576He's going to purge all those MG later right?
>>13691576You are too good for us, anon.
>>13691581No anon, her butt is playing into YOUR hand. And later your dick crotch, if she has anything to say about it.
>>13691566I think just came a little remembering that greentext.
>>13691593>nunneryFun fact, that used to be a euphemism for a brothel.
>Monstergirls' faces when someone tells them "twin souls" are replaceable if theirs die
>>13691576that look of determination on the mindflayer's or is it a kraken?face is adorable
I want to see a holstaurus eating a nice thick juicy Tower of Babel from Burger's Priest burgerA sea bishop eating a grilled fish looking at you with a ? over her headA lizardgirl eating a bowl of phoA thunderbird eating chicken wingsA kraken eating takoyakiSahuagin eating sushi
>>13691593I want to meet a succubus that achieved enlightenment through willpower and meditation only for her to mock me for falling into my desires so easily!
>>13691594>Purging your own daughterus
>>13691606I want to feed Kakuen brains to a Human
>>13691576this_isn't_even_my_final_form.jpg
>>13691606I want to see a Holst being on four actually eating grass like a normal cow.
>>13691606Really not that strange. Fish eat fish all the time. Same with birds.It would probably be like eating monkeys to them which humans do in some cultures.
>>13691599Isn't it functionally the same? You're ending up balls deep in succubutt in either case.
>>13691576>they grow up and attempt this as adults
>>13691615
>>13691609pureubus is justice but pureubutts is better
>>13691622Eh, it will have to do.
>>13691582I don't know. Having a Familiar sitting in your lap while you're both pouring over tomes of ancient knowledge could be distracting.
>>13691625No squids pls or else i will cry like a little bitch.
>>136916259/10, would purge.
>>13691622>No pictures of a holst happily munching on a cob of corn from her husband (cuz he wants them tits to grow)
>>13691612HE had a mindflayer on his head its obvious he is being controlled once he breaks frees im guessing he would be PISSED.
>>13691643>censored: she's innocently nibbling on corn on the cob by her guy>uncensored is her licking/nibbling on his huge dick
>>13691645That's a Kraken and a Dragon. I see no ear rapist.
>>13691625Lewd squid is lewd. Would snuggle into the slimy embrace of her tentacles.
>>13691461I'd call an Alp a succubutt in spite of her insistence that I stop talking about her butt
>>13691657What is you called an Alp a Lesser Succubus
>>13691625I'll be her squid dildo
>>13691666She'd try to hook you up with her Lesser Succubus friend so you stop flustering her.
>>13691666Excellent idea Satan! I'm going to hurt her fragile ego and push her to improve until she can "show me" by behaving just as much of a succubutt as the real thing! And then when I'm under her thrall as she unveils her terrifying stage 3 final form, I'm going to try real hard to hide my "Exactly as planned" face.
>>13691671>Be forced to frequently copulate with the bewitching, lustful demon that she has become for the rest of his lifeO-oh no, t-that's ama- dreadful. Y-yeah, dreadful.
>>13691671>They have a succubus' lust & love for sex conflicting with human morals>You will never see a paladin be turned into a lesser succubus>Every part of her is screaming to fuck the nearest thing with a dick, but he forces herself to try and resist>You will never be there to tease her>To remind her how her bulky armor rubs on her sensitive skin>To point out the muscled, disciplined men surrounding her daily>To aunt her with your scent after a hard sparring session>To never give her a moment's privacy to 'relieve herself'>Until she finally breaks and grinds your pelvis through the floorboards in a frustrated, lust-fueled marathon of hate-sex
>>13691643I want to go to a Monster Girl petting zoo and tentatively feed a Centaur a carrot!
>>13691671what's the gooey stuff on here wings and tail?
>>13691688Succu-juice. It's delicious.
>>13691688It's supposed to be new wings and tail. Like a butterfly when it hatches from a cocoon, it can't fly because it's moist.
>You will never go to a pizza place in MGC that constantly changes it's theme every time you visit.>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WqJj39oSYyU
>>13691686Muh dick.On top of that she'd have to hide her true form or risk a purging which must take a lot of mental will power.
>>13691671Nice hair, nerd. She looks like she just got corrupted from a bookish class prez and is still a virgin. That's my fetish if she puts her glasses back on.
>>13691695Damn, I almost forgot how much the pizza place changed
Do you bathe with your waifu?
>>13691698She was a shy girl.
>>13691687>Clydesdale sized centaur there, a too small tank top stretched across her breasts that fails to cover her rock hard six pack>"Sir, please stop. I'm taking niece here an-">'Come on! Have a nibble!'>"Sir, would you stop that? It's offensive an-">Come on auntie! He wants to give you a carrot! Take it!>"I- but-....fine...">She takes the carrot from your hand and takes a tentative bite from it, blushing as you whisper 'good girl' and rub her abs.>The niece goes back to watching the raptor lolis cuddle their keeper.
>>13691702All the time! I have to keep Smelly Pede-chan not so smelly all the time.
>>13691702I help her with her expensive milk baths, yes.
>>13691702Kiki insists on scrubbing me for some reason.
>>13691702Yes
>>13691704>Clothes just gone>Not split open at the seams by her swelling bust & hips>Not torn open in a frenzy to fell your skin on hersWhat a wasted opportunity
>>13691702No because she lives in water
>>13691712Well she has semen on her, maybe that's what happened an hour ago.
>>13691715But bathtime is all the time when you're under the sea!
>>13691686>>To never give her a moment's privacy to 'relieve herself'MUH DICK
>>13691706Ah, but she wants to rub her stinky musk on you. It's so everyone can know you belong to each other!
>>13691702As >>13691708 says.
>>13691716Like that's an absurd semen on her, it seems so wasteful to just leaving it on her tail and shit. Probably an amateur lesser succubus mistake, she will eventually get a hang of it.
>>13691723There's a time and a place for everything anon. I'm sure by now her scent has permeated my whole house and I'll never stop smelling like her. Sometimes you have to take most of the smell away for awhile so you don't go nose-blind to it. How horrible would that be?
>>13691729Now I'm imagining a freshly turned lesser succubus go "Oh my, how do these things work. Whoah how do do I handle this dick, I'm not good with paizuri!"
>>13691712I want to tease a big buff Oni all day while she wears the most elaborate frilly outfit, until she can't take it anymore and rips it to pieces as she attacks me with all her unbridled lust.
>>13691740Do you think that Succubi would host some sort of 'couples therapy' meetings where they teach sex techniques to inexperienced or jaded MG couples?
>>13691750>Ultra muscled oni carrying Anon off as she's dressed in a mussed and ruffled maid uniform.I can dig it.And impregnate it.
>>13691754Oh god>tease your pregnant big buff oni waifu about her belly and denying her sex until she is a boiling pot of pent up hormones and frustrated libido>she snaps>throws you onto the bed and starts a round of sex so intense that the bed breaks along with the floor underneath it
>>13691778>Go to an expectant parents class>Turn's out it's full of elves, familiars, witches, and other puny ones who are carried in by their husbands, making cute noises while she watches.>Her pout intensifies as she grumbles "Weaklings..." OBVIOUSLY not jealous of those other girls who can be carried.
>>13691750At first I misread that as big butt oni. I am mildly disappointed that was not the case.
>>13691789well time to get swole
>>13691791>Implying that all those squats won't give her a big, tight behind
>>13691789I would do plenty of strength training so I can carry her. Assuming she won't try to eat up all my time with sex anyway.After all, one of her favorite past times is unavailable. She can't drink while pregnant and I'm going to tease her because of it.
>>13691750Whatever pleases the mastah.
>>13691804>Drink in front of her>She's grumbling>Drink more while talking about how good it is>Her glass is shaking now>Man, this really is some good be->She stands up, grabs you, and drags you to the nearest private area so she can pelvicerate you until you stop.
>>13691706>Your brother comes over for a surprise visit.>Brings Smelly Pede-chan and the kids.>There's so many of them... and they're EVERYWHERE; they're climbing all over you, they're on the couch, jumping on your bed, skittering across the ceilings and rustling through the closets. Even crawling through the cupboards for some reason.>Your Canid waifu has a clothes-pin on her nose and is glaring murder at you.>You love your brother and his kids... but holy FUCK is it gonna take forever to get the smell out of this house. >And the industrial cleaner you're gonna have to use (and possibly bathe in) ain't exactly cheap either.>This... this has gotta stop.What do?
>>13691731The whole HOUSE smells like Oomukade? Oh dear god. That would be hell for the sensitive nose of cat girls. Unless it turned them on.
>>13691809Being pregnant must be the worst for an Oni. No drinking in any real amount (and really shouldn't be having sex for the baby's safety, either). I wonder if they would go through withdrawl symptoms?
My lord! We caught Lu Bu! But then he j-j-jammed it in!
>>13691827Drinking while pregnant would be healthy for an Oni. And there's no harm in cow girling either.
>>13691835What if Oni breastmilk was just booze?
>>13691835>You will never get rockin' drunk on Oni breast-milk.
>>13691830Motherfucker, what is the one thing I told you about Lu Bu?
>>13691844That you should lure him with honey?
>>13691814Find a monstergirl powerful enough to magic the smell away.>>13691818>house becomes a lust-inducing beacon of lewdyes.
>>13691844To make sure to kill Diao Chan first, my lord?
>>13691854>yesI'll take that as a yes. Too bad I'm not writing this week or the next week.
>>13691863It's ok, I'm adding it to my list of ideas to possibly write myself. It'll probably be a long time though.
>>13691867Are you trying to make me obsolete?
>>13691861By the gods, man! Have you no sense of self-preservation?!?
>>13691814Hire maid service to clean out the stink.They're going to be disappointed to see I'm married but fuck them, I'm paying them to do a job.
>>13691869No anon, I'm sorry! I didn't mean to be a faggot.
>>13691877>but fuck themThat's the idea, master.>yan_kiki.jpg
>>13691878Don't apologize. Just do it. Do it, faggot.
>>13691878No Anon, you fool! Don't apologize!Can't you see >>13691886 gets off to the idea of you taking his idea?
>>13691750Clothes ripping is one of my biggest turnons, along with big buff onis.
>>13691890It's just karmic justice after I stole a certain big, homeless cat.
>>13691886>>13691890If only I could actually get off my ass and not worry about what I write being complete shit.
>>13691778>>throws you onto the bed and starts a round of sex so intense that the bed breaks along with the floor underneath itSWEETJESUS
>>13691899Then don't worry. The more you worry about things, the harder life'll get
>>13691899That's not a problem. Look at the kind of money Twilight and 50 Shades made.
>>13691903>>13691904You fucking anons. I'll be back then, hopefully with something written.
>>13691906See you in a few. Don't forget to take breaks!
>>13691904I'm still mad that desperate houswives on a dry spell got introduced to BDSM with that shitty book.Hell, I've read a few articles about people who died trying to emulate whatever 50 Shades of Gray portrayed. It's THAT shitty.
>>13691911As someone heavily in to BDSM, that shit made me want to kill myself.
>>13691911What's worse is the people who praise the book and the, Jesus Christ, the movie which I still can't believe was made as GOOD LITERATURE
>>13691911>>13691917Now I wish I was at a point in my stories to write something good about this subject. All in due time tho.
>>13691917Didn't it get a lot of hate because Grey was outright abusive and the sex unsafe?
>>13691702A Kejourou would absolutely love to bath/shower with her husbando so yes
>>13691926That and the writing is shit and the protagonist was the biggest retard ever.
>>13691932Who was the protagonist again?It was some rich bitch right?
>>13691941Wasn't she poor? Grey was rich, right?
>>13691941I don't really remember. I've kind of blocked it out, all I know was that she was a stupid, one-dimensional cunt.
>>13691941>>13691942>>13691945Please stop. Can't we talk about how we can take Sunstone or Nana to Kaoru and apply what we've learned to Monster Girls?
>>13691951Stop forcing discussions you faggot. That never works.
>>13691954I'm not forcing discussion. I'm forcing discussion to stop. Because it's discussion about shit.
>>13691955YOU are shit!
>>13691956That's not an excuse.
>>13691960Well, congratulations! You got EVERYONE to stop talking!
>>13691966Then my plan was a success.
>>13691969Was getting the thread killed part of your plan?
>>13691973Sometimes... dead is bettah.
Which MG would you trust to babysit your kid while you have to go out of town for a couple of days?Hard mode: Not a Kikimora.
>>13691979Crow Tengu.Black Harpy too.
>>13691979Holst
>>13691979Holy shit, none.
>>13691979Holst seems like a good choice. Maybe Wolf.
>>13691979Holstaurus
>>13691979Crow Tengu, Holst, WereSheep, Echidna.
>>13691979Unless one of my friends was a monster girl.
>>13691979Echidna
Congratulations you are new arrival to a new world where there's no more heroes, and the land is in a state of constant chaos because of the rule of 7 monster girl lords.Setting off on your journey in this world you team up with three different monster girls (Attacker, Ranger, and Healer) , and have a mysterious power.What is your power? (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random))Who are your teammates? And how does your adventure go?
>>13691998http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/ShapeshiftingForget the team and forget the adventure. Consider me a mercenary/assassin
>>13691998I assume I need to choose my team mates randomly too?My ability is Slime Constructs, making me pretty much the head of an army of Slimes. My team mates areArachne - RangerGiant Slug - Attacker (with unlimited movement thanks to my Slime powers)Sea Bishop - Healer
>>13691998>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Organic_Ball_ProjectionHealer is all I need, I'll go around the countryside, throwing semen balls as I ride, making monstergirls open wide!
>>13691998>Power: Crystal Spike Projection>Team (Randomed MGE wiki):Dark Elf AttackerSuccubus Ranger>Chochin-Obake HealerSeems like we're pretty stacked, I do like.
>>13692005>>13692010Should different hero teams team up, or fight over who gets to take down the boss?
>>136920131v1 me m8 i'll rek u
>>13691998Rollin'.http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Cheating* Ushi-Oni - Attacker* Ghost - Healer* Ignis - RangerI'm a sucker for stories of adventurers teaming up against evil, forming an everlasting friendship along their journey.
>>13692018My Slime Golems are impervious to you Crystal Spikes. Mwahahaha!
>>13691998Divine Sight with Jinko, Dark Valkyrie and a Khepri as team matesCan a Khepri heal? I have two good attackers as is.
>>13691998>Power is Manipulating WeatherWell I'd love to see what 7 monster lords can do against 「Weather Report」>Attacker: Oomukade>Ranger: Sandworm>healer: Nerd OniDon't even need 'em.
>>13691998>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/War_EmbodimentSo I am now the Red Horseman? Pretty much makes an attacker useless since I mostly outclass her...Ehh, fuck it. If I'm a literal god of war, we're going scorched earth for this campaignAttacker- Amazon BattlemasterRanger- Ignis FirecallerHealer- Vampire Blood Minister
>>13692019Fine, but what are you gonna do when my Succubus uses her long range succu-magic to force your team into an orgy, hmm? What are you gonna do when the slimegirls you create turn on you in fist of lust?
>You go out for dinner and drinks with your wolf-waifu.>Have a pleasant evening and eat some great steaks.>She decides to head up to the bar to order a couple more drinks.>While you're sitting at your table alone, another monstergirl comes by and starts hitting on you.>You're trying to dismiss her without being offensive.>Your wolf-waifu comes heading back and sees the other monstergirl.>She drops the drinks, and rushes over.>Tfw she starts peeing on you to claim her territory.>She stares the other monstergirl in the eyes while doing it.>"He belongs to me, not you, you understand!?"
>>13691998Valkyrie- AttackerDark Priest- HealerCupid-Rangerhttp://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Hidebehind_PhysiologyBasically a variety of stealth powers, speed, and strength with the condition that I remained concealed when using them.
>>13692036A golden shower in public? My little wolfu can't be this lewd.
>>13691998>Omnitone>Mastery of voice mimicryLooks like it's a MG take on Wizard of Oz. I shall protect the land with my army of flying Kakuens.
I want to drive an icecream truck in MGC
>>13692047I bet the drivers are paid insane sums to keep them on board.
>>13692046But Oz didn't have flying monkeys that was the witch
>>13692036Reach up and stroke her tail and fondle her privates while she pees, all while maintaining steady eye contact with that other slut. You have to assert your dominance too anon.
>>13692049Well it wouldn't be that hard, play the jingle and near school closing times drive around that area to sell to children, On weekends just drive around the town stopping near parks
>>13692054Your truck is blue. Wurm is red. You want money. Wurm has bottle caps.
>>13692056Has she been playing too much Fallout?
>>13692056Cash only not alternative payments, I'm willing to wait for her to run to her parents and ask for money
>>13692058>Fallout invented the use of bottle caps as currencyNo.>>13692061I think you've misunderstood the nature of the Wurm. You don't call the shots here. Your only hope is to outrun her.
>>13692063Whoa, calm down.
>>13692047>>13692049>>13692054Just get an armored ice cream truck.>>13692063Not this retard again.
>>13692063I will calmly tell her that I need real currency and offer to wait for her to get some for her parental figure
>>13692056>little Wurm only has bottle caps to trade with>sympathetically take the caps for a cheaper treat>holy hell, these caps are old>do some research, some are actually pretty valuable>make a killing selling rare caps>now you buy & set aside one of the more expensive popsicles to trade with her every weekend
>>13692053ANON THAT'S LEWD! I fucking want it.
>>13692069>this retard againExcuse me?
>>13692036What a disgusting bitch.
>>13692069Look if I'm in MGC I will have a fucking armored tank Icecream Truck>>13692071Don't take advantage of her
>>13691951>SunstoneYes. Of course.Namely with a Gamer Apophis and a Writer Anubis.
>>13692069Not bad, but it's missing the flaming clown head rocket.
>>13692080>a Gamer Apophis and a Writer AnubisDo go on.
I want to run a hotdog stand in downtown MGC
>>13692063This is why you don't let your mentally retarded kid alone.Also,>>Fallout invented the use of bottle caps as currency>No.Why so salty
>>13692058She has spurs that jingle jangle jingle
>>13691998>Mathematical Teleportation>Teamdoesn't matter>AdventureI kill myself.
>>13692058>>13692089Stillfucking madthat Obsidian didn't make FO4 with Bethesda's backup.
>>13692036Dogs don't piss on their mates you retard.
>>13692078Okay. Maybe one day I buy her all the treats I have with some of my cap money. Tell her it's a thank you for being my extra-special customer. The look on her face would be worth it.
>>13692085Anubis' can't be writers, their paws are too meaty.Besides they have scribes for that sort of thing.
>>13691990>Leaving your son with a childhood friend MG.>He looks exactly like you did when you were his age. When she fell madly in love with you. >Strong-willed, stubborn little shit, just like you were. You didn't think she'd be this happy to babysit him.>But happy she is.>VERY happy.Anon, this strikes me as a bad idea...
>>13692088I think you're reading into things that aren't there. I just think it's silly that someone would immediately think of Fallout.
>>13692098Just because they can't physically write with their paws doesn't mean Anubutts can't be writers!
I wonder how hard being a taxi driver in MGC would be
>>13692098She may not be doing the physical writing (that's the work for the help), but if it's all her original work, she's still a writer.
>>13692085I got nothing else right now, but I do at least have some extra dimensions to add to a story I've been planning, so there's that.>>13692098>>13692102>Magical Era>Enchanted Quill that writes as you speak>Modern Era>Voice Dictation Software
>>13692095But girls do.>>13692104>YOU TALKING TO ME?>Yeah, you wanna come to the backseat with me?
>>13692104I'd rather be a limo driver
>>13691979Unicorn maybe, but there is a cheshire in a hat that said she'd do it for cheap.
>>13692101>I just think it's silly that someone would immediately think of Fallout.It's the only logical choice.>>13692104Get a camera and record any drunk monster girls.
>>13692108I'd have a glass panel between back and front and have a hole for money
>>13692101What else would someone think of? Fallout is kind of a big deal, you know.
>>13692115>hole for moneyThey'll all think it's a gloryhole.
I want to pretend to be a succubus' boyfriend so her mother will stop bothering her
>>13692119Good thing monster dickgirls don't exist.
>>13692119But it would be clear so they could watch the meter, I have to drive I can't fuck
>>13692100I wouldn't be friends with a pedophile, I tell you what
>>13692122No silly, they expect you to stick it through and 'accommodate' them.
>>13692122They want you to put your dick through the hole, silly anon.
>>13692128>>13692129But that's something I can control! I'd have nothing to worry about.
>>13692121She's going to want you to prove it, Anon. Right in front of her. She might schlick to it too and call it skinship.
I want to go to the MGC library and read books in a nice chair
>>13692138Hope you let a bunch of nerds asking you what you're reading.
>>13692134I mean the daughter is a little socially awkward so she won't make the first move
>>13692134Friends with benefits.
>>13692138I want to go to Squeakers, the only place in MGC where men can drink and be adults with size challenged MGs. None of that onii-chan shit here, which makes it odd that Sabbath funded the start-up.
>>13691998Power:>Business IntuitionWelp my team is pretty obvious:>Tanuki: Business adviser>Hobgoblin: Enforcer, intimidator, does the 'dirty' work>Succubutts: Secretary, answers phonesAdventure:>Acquire wealth and power through mergers, acquisitions, market manipulation, underhand dealings, and lobbying
>>13692144Why would people bug others in a library they should be quiet in the building. I'd answer them first and then go back to reading.
>>13692145That's even worse, Anon! Now she's subdued the daughteru for you and climbed on top of her, baring both of themselves to you and calling it the chicken and egg special! Now you have to act!
>>13692152fess up and tell the truth
If you don't want to get raped in MGC,hide in the archives in a library
>>13692151Are you saying they should ignore a cute nerd boy? They want a piece of you.
>>13692161but what about the bookwurm that's taking residence?
>>13692161Just mind that hidden door trap in the floor. That leads to the catacombs.
>>13692161You still trying to do that?
Well shit. That guy that did the cute warplanes doing cute things manga has a new one out with tanks and armored vehicles now.
>>13692161book wurm going to charm you with her astuteness
>>13692161But all those MGs that practice witchcraft. And ghosts.
>>13692164Well if they were in the library reading before I entered they shouldn't stop, and if they are enthralled in the book they wouldn't notice me.
Hair or Growl, make your pick!
>>13692150I'd put the succubus on the dirty work (wink wink, nudge nudge) and get a scylla or anubis or something for your office requirements.
>>13692165>>13692172Ask her obscure book questions to keep her busy>>13692166Avoid them>>13692173But no one died in the archives
>>13692101>One of the bigger games>Unique for using bottle caps as currency>Has a 4th installment hyping people up>It's silly to immediately think of FalloutYou're silly
I want to run a game shop in MGC. Nothing bad could happen because it's just video games
>>13692188You would have to deal with awkward virgin dorks buying the latest game with lewd human boys.
>>13692185Why are you trying to pick a fight with me? It'll give you bad karma.
>>13692188Succuvirus, Gamer Gazer, Gamer Lich...
>>13692188Gazers, Sabbath pretending to be kids, CCs buying dating sims...
>>13692190I would do my job and sell them a shitty game. If in the end they have a game and I have money then I did my job
>>13692188>>13692190>"U-uhm, ee-e-excuuse me d-do you h-have Bara b-beach b-boys th-th-three yet? It's for my f-friend..."
>>13692188MGC's favorite game is cuming out with a new sequel Sexplosion 3! Preorder now and get a limited edition Sexplosion dildo. Get yours today!
>>13692188Are you are aware how many headcanon nerdy monster girls there are nowadays? You would be raped in seconds and then your shop would be a honey pot used by mgs on the prowl for innocent nerd boys.
Alright Anons, Stay cool and help the Yukionna keep the thread from burning down. As a side note, why do I want to run into a lovely, CC yuki, go out to dinner with her, have a few drinks, and then return to my place where she slips out of her robe and reveals a muscled body to rival any oni?
>>13692193I was thinking succuvirus. I'm not even sure how it'd be able to run let alone get on most hardware through the store, but that is a potential fucking nightmare.>>13692194>CCs buying dating simsHe said nothing bad could happen, Anon. You're supposed to list bad things. >You will never encourage a CC to "raise your flag" by returning to the shop
>>13692196>ruff looking Ogre marches into the store>"Yo, got me Alpine Alps, Collector's Edition pre-ordered!"
>>13692203>Alpine AlpsThe only girls that would look better in ski pants are those delicious snow bunnies.
>>13692193No Succuvris because I'm not repairing computer>>13692194So? I sell them the game and get money for living>>13692196If we have the game I'll sell it to her>>13692198Gotta pimp out pre ordering>>13692199I will get a metal cage like shops in bad neighborhoods have
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n7GyLr7Cz2gWell Amos Moses was a Cajun, he lived by himself in a swamp.He hunted Gator Girls for a livin'.He just knocked 'em on the head with his stump.The Monster Girl Louisiana law gonna getcha Amos!
>>13692205>group of guys is trapped in the ski-center due to an avalanche >Feral Dire Yetis outside trying to get in and cuddle them>two by two they resort to yaoi for no reason at allDamn fujos.
I want to marry a wurm with a 8 foot tall, super muscular human portion that looks and acts intimidating until you tickle her!
>>13692208I heard his pappy used him as Gator Girl bait when he was just a shota.
>>13692203Sounds like that'd be my favorite game in MGC. I wonder what an ogre likes about it so much, though.
>>13692210I want to play Skifree, with a KC Yeti instead.
>>13692225She wants to learn what lies in the heart of a man.
>>13692207The sabbath aren't entirely interested in the games. They're really just there for seduction, by using their "childish innocence" to ask you obvious questions about games and eventually start flirting.
>>13692188What's MGC?
>>13692235Monster Girl City. A wretched hive.
>>13692233Can you be so horrible at a game that even the Sabbah can't take it anymore?
>>13692236Of cum and villainy?
I want to run an America Food shop in a foreign MGC and show everyone the wonderful fattening food of USA
>>13692226>She wants to re create Ski free>Takes you to a hill where people ski. >You slide down a hill>You try to avoid the Yeti but she catches you>She pulls you into a hug>She laughs her head off as she picks up one of the Ski poles you dropped and pretends to use it as a toothpick
>>13692226>KC Yeti>"Oh hey, the yeti got me again.">"You know you can hit X to go faster and escape, right?">"Why would I want to escape?">>13692210Give them some credit; there'd be a superficial reason. Say, "sharing body heat" for example. Or they could inexplicably be into that whole not-gay sportsmanship thing. It'd be a thin reason, but it'd be there. And people would argue about it on the internet.
>>13692235Monster Girl City an amalgamation of MGE and various greentexts/headcanons in a modern setting.
I wonder how successful a lemonade stand would be
>>13692239Yes.>>13692242>people would argue about it on the internetAs in, where'd they get the energy to become corrupted?
>>13692196>Mono-eye in a dirty sweater comes up the the counter with a game>It's that one with the cute ninja boys who get their clothes torn off>She sees you judging her so she looks away as she hands you the money>She tries to talk about the game to you only for you to ignore her >She runs and and plays it, happy that she's talked to a boy for the first time in months
>>13692240That will make the foxes chubby and the Wurms fat-bottomed.
>>13692237Yes, it's one of the ways to uncover them if they're actually avid gamers.If they're aggressive enough they might try to take you away to personally teach their new Onii-chan how to play vidya properly.
>>13692248>As in, where'd they get the energy to become corrupted?The oomukade schlicking inside the wall/under the floorboards, obviously. Fujolust stronk.
>>13692247Probably attract honey bees and hornets because of the sweet smell
>>13692247You'd have five legitimate lolis there for drinks, 3 pairs of friends, five shotas, a guy who thinks it'll taste good, a thirty year old, single goblin acting like a loli to ruse you into bed, and a veteran police werewolf who's been hitting the doughnuts too hard asking how business has been as she patrols
>>13692247>running a lemonade stand, charging only a few coins at a time>lemonade successful, eventually your humble stand evolves into lemonade empire>learn how to make it appeal to various MG races by changing flavors or compostion>employ human boys to add Spirit Energy to MG-specific lemonade>even learn to craft lemonade slimes and Barometz>become Lemon King
>>13692254Oh god, this would be the best horror movie ever, not just a yaoi game.
>>13692249I wouldn't judge I'd be stonefaced at the job
>>13692252Not him but I'm ok with this.Very OK with this
>>13692240I want to introduce a haughty monster girl to good ol' American comfort food.I want to watch in amusement as her joy and contentment slowly turn to shame and horror as it makes her chubby.
>>13692249I caught my daughteru playing this, needless to say she threw a tantrum when I took it away.
>>13692252Not my fault, I'm just selling food
>>13692265Why would you take it away?
>>13692265She looks a bit old for that kind of behavior.
>>13692265pierced ears.well that was your first mistake
>>13692267The only man she's allowed to see naked is papa.
I want to read to elderly Monsters and Humans at a retirement home. Maybe talk with their relatives if they visit
>>13692270The nice young men in the white coats are coming soon, Fritzil-san.
>>13692272>That one baphomet>She looks like a hunched over ten year old>STILL after the DGrandma pls.>That succubus you're not even sure is supposed to be there in the first place since she still looks and acts twenty>That kitsune with the nine gray tails she can't quite seem to brush on her own anymore>The wurm that absentmindedly slithers through walls unless hastily redirected>That troll with the bonsai tree on her headSounds like fun.
>>13692277I was wondering about that earlier, can kitsunes actually age like that? Or are they just ageless?
>>13692277once a day I would read from a classic book and help out around the home. I might suggest the families to visit more
>>13692272I want to gently dick elderly monsters at a retirement home.
>>13692272>Finish reading to an elderly monster girl>She asks if you have a girl friend>When you tell her you don't she says that the girl who becomes your wife will be very lucky and that if she were younger she would've snatched you up for sure.
>>13692287d'aww
>>13692287Gentlemen! To the fountain of youth!
>>13692286No dicking most are married.>>13692287Take the compliment and then when her granddaughter visits ask her to visit her more often
>>13692282I think in actual myth they were immortal; we know they have to at least hit 900 years to get all those tails, but you know, EVENTUALLY. Headcanon varies, of course.>>13692290>Gentlemen! To the fountain of youth!The ocean, you mean. Gotta get dat mermaid blood.>>13692291>No dicking most are married.What if dead husbando? Is it okay to comfort her with your penis?
>>13692293No fucking the widow, she is old and will be reuniting soon.
>>13692293Mermaid blood, Holy Holst Milk, jizz, the works.
>>13692287>>13692290Just fuck her enough times and MAMONO MANA will take away the years but leave the experience from both of you.
I want to hook up with an elderly monster's grand daughter
>Before you visit the elderly MG you take care of she seems to just stare out the window wistfully>Not really interacting with the other people living in the retirement home either>When you talk with her she lights up considerably >A feeling dawns on you>Are you the only thing she looks forward to anymore?
>>13692304Keep helping her until the end and go to her funeral and cry with the family
>>13692306What if there is no family? Or what if there is, but they don't show up because they only cared about the dough and not the person who'd been sitting on it?
>>13692308Go to the Funeral anyways and honor her memory and plant flowers at her grave
What would you do if you had a gazer?
>>13692312Play with the stalks. I bet they'd be nice and warm.
>You will never defeat me, you know.
>>13692316But I have to try. For my friends!
>>13692312I would glaze the gazer
>>13692312Free her from slavery and then burn Atlanta
>elderly Yeti>one day while taking care of her she asks if she can hug you>you agree of course >She has a hard time seeing so it takes her a little bit to properly hug you>As you feel her body heat warming you up comfortably she reminisces about how she always used to rescue people all the time. >A lot of cute men too, but they rejected her hugs or her intentions>She hugs you a little tighter as she starts to cry quietly
>>13692323Sad, gonna let her hug everyday
>>13692323why do you do this ;_;
>>13692326She tells you the reason why she was crying was because she remembered that one time when she failed to save someone trapped in a blizzard in time and she desperately tried to help them anyway.
>>13692329Was that someone a paladin who refused to be hugged because death is preferable to compromising one's virtue?
>>13692329oh ma extra hugs that day
>>13692332No they were already dead before she found them.
>>13692328I don't know. I just feel like writing depressing stuff for some reason.
>>13692335>>13692332more heart wrenching if the person was near death and her hugs couldn't save then and they died in her arms
>>13692147I want to share a drink and polite conversation with mouse ladies, tiny tubs of tanuki, and that one multi-tailed kitsune who just never quite hit a growth spurt.
>>13692337Then go on. Tell us more of this useless old Yeti nobody wants or loves.
I want to give a Kejourou a scalp massage and then brush her hair
>>13692345A want to get gum stuck in a kejourou's lovely hair
>>13692340My nigga.
>>13692351Just use peanut butter to get it out
>>13692316Didn't I kick your ass at chess last time?
>>13692351But...it's prehensile.What if it just sticks the gum right back in your hair?
>>13692362>>13692366but i thought it was their only weakness?
>>13692340I just want to corner a mouse girl and watch as she frantically tries to scamper away.
>>13692366>Kejourou child hood friend>Use to stick gum in eachothers hair in fights>She always cheated because her hair can move
>>13692370I want to best a Cheshire in a battle of wits in a way that leaves her incapacitated then rape her butt before she recovers!
>>13692370And suddenly, dick punch. You know what they say about cornered mice.Captcha, did you just make me pick a bunch of cough syrup bottles as a drink?
>>13692341OK>One day she asked you for a hug again>Usually she only hugged you for a little bit>But she wasn't letting go this time>"..just a bit longer..">She nuzzled her head against yours >"I'm so happy when you come to visit me. When you get married be sure to make your wife even happier than I am now.">"You don't want to end up like me do you? A wonderful person like you deserves all the happiness the world has to offer">"Just invite me to the wedding, OK?">You started dating someone. You told the Yeti about it and she gave you some advice here or there.>When you were finally set to get married you went to tell her the good news >But she had passed away
Would Lamia like Ice Cream? What would be their favorite flavor?
I want to play with a tomboy Kejourou childhood friend
>>13692384I want a Thugdere Kejourou.
>>13692379Why is this room so dusty I think I got some in my eye
>>13692368Just use hand soap when you wash her hair, if you want to go for the weakness.
Teenage Monstergirls rebelling from their mother
>>13692402Succubus in her paladin phase
>>13692416>Dearest mother, I have changed my name to Chastity Virgo!Uh-oh! How will our Mattress-mamboing Mother handle this now?
>>13692380Probably not, it's hard enough for them to maintain body temperature so it'd be a strictly hot weather or snuggling treat. As far as flavors go, I think they'd like chocolate and vanilla swirl.And damn that filename it fooled me. But my tired mind is no accomplishment.
>>13692402>Salamander finally rebelling against her mother>Her Helhound friend supports her from the sidelines>The eyepatch wearing veteran won't let anyone, let alone her own daughter, be rebellious>She CQCs her and the Hellhound to the ground>Both are instantly knocked out
>>13692416Tanuki in her goyim phase
>>13692431When is the charity phase? On her deathbed?And I made myself sad.
>>13692377>You know what they say about cornered mice.That you have to disorient and tire them out before delivering the finishing blow? Wait, that's not quite it.
>>13692402Yeti on her isolation phase
>>13692402Slime in her solid phase
>>13692402>Crow tengu having a melt down>Goes into "Fuck learning" phase
>>13692402Kejourou in her short hair phase.Oni in her no booze phase
>>13692452Haha refuses to gel for her mother
>>13692454>doesn't know how to do the whole "fuck learning" schitck>starts researching it>reading books about turning off your brain and letting go>somehow leads into more spiritual stuff and before she knows it has achieved enlightenment
>>13692402Amazon in her courting phase
>>13692402How would a wurm do this
>>13692464Being mean to people.
>>13692462That's not a bad thing at all.
>>13692458wow you really mucked that pun up
>>13692464Becoming an acclaimed scientist
>>13692380Wait a minute that's not soft serve ice cream! That's a Shirohebi! Trying to lure in a man!
>>13692471Doctor Wurm has to deal with phone calls from her mother telling her to grow up and start burrowing?
>>13692462It would be more like Amazon in her hippie/pacifist phase.
>>13692402Hellhound trying to be submissive
>>13692478Or maybe an Amazon converting to Islam and wearing a burkha.
>>13692474>Haha! Silly Wurm-chan!>It wasn't soft serve at all! It was I, Shirihebi!
>>13692402Dullahan doing uhhh I don't know
>>13692482Holy Cammy Chameleon, Super Wurm! It's the Slithering Seductress!
>>13692479Hellhounds are switches>>13692487Not being chuuni
>>13692402Anubis in her Mega Bloks phase
>>13692480Or both. >burkha wearing hippie Amazon hanging out with bonnet wearing Lizardman>Disappointed_Stern_MILF_Amazon_Staring_With_Disapproval.png
>>13692491I did put trying>>13692494Oh god the horror
>>13692482Gee Whilickers! Those thugs are in for one heck of a groin beating!
I'd like to think that MGs would react to other MGs depending on what their animal/beast instincts are like. Were-cats finding harpies and mice adorable, lots of things being a bit scared of dog-girls, predatory MGs hissing and posturing to guard a 'territory' or 'prey'. Silly things like that.
>>13692482I think ass-snake makes a good villain for Wurm-chan
>>13692502>Shirihebi has a similar costume to Wurm-Chan>Only it's more evil>And there's an eye mask on her ass
>>13692499>>13692502Does she have a direct line to the office of Commissioner Condom and Chief O'Nahole?
>>13692501Sure, that makes sense.
>you will never brush your honeybee imouto's teeth
I want to hug a Shirohebi from behind
>>13692506Is her MO is pretending to be soft serve ice cream to lure in naive shotas.
>>13692515She then uses her evil ass to subdue them!By day she's a simple Ice Cream Company CEO, but by night she's The Shirihebi!
Beedos-bee guidos.Horrible Idea right
>>13692501>A King Cobra Lamia who stands upright and towers over you while flaring her hood in order to seem dominant.
>>13692517I can't beelieve you'd say that
>>13692521Bee-hive yourselves!
>>13692521Fake tan and in New Jersey and you got it
>>13692519Would a king cobra lamia bully smaller lamia?
>>13692526A King Cobra Lamia would be very aloof and haughty, so she might not bully say a tiny Grass Snake Lamia, but she'd believe herself far superior.
>>13692519So basically, an Apophis without the "evil" color scheme?
I want to hug a bee
>>13692530>>13692534A king cobra lamia and an apophis slither into a bar...
>>13692526>King Cobra loli bullies other MGs>Gets her shit slapped by a Green Anaconda loli>Rosy Boa loli gets scared and hides in a box
I want to cuddle a hellhound
I want to comfort my childhood friend King Snake lamia who has always been proud and haughty because of her subspecies and is crushed when she learns King Snakes are common and harmless.
Fluffy ears can relieve stress.
>>13692542I want to play hide and seek with a Gaboon Viper Lamia.
Would a Dullahan trick a guy into thinking she is Human
>>13692542Harmless unless you're a snake.>>13692541Those warm, fire scented, lovingly dominant women? Me too!
>>13692379Eh. The ending could have been sadder. Like>One day she asked you for a hug again>Usually she only hugged you for a little bit>But she wasn't letting go this time>"..just a bit longer..">She nuzzled her head against yours >You relax in her warm embrace and time itself seems to still for this moment as you hold the elderly Yeti>There's a sudden wetness on your cheek>Your own,>Followed by an indescribable sensation of your heart plummeting>You continue to hold the old girl, >Long after her arms lose their strength, and her warmth fades
>>13692542>>13692546You bring up a good point, Anon. Would Kingsnake lamias bully other types of lamia, especially the venomous ones?
I want to hug a spider
>>13692550>the workers find you holding on to a corpse>they think you're a necrophiliac and call the cops>your reputation is now ruined
I want to rub itty bitty snake titties
>king cobra lamia and apophis scared of a mongoose girl
>>13692555Some how I don't think they'd make that misunderstanding when they see the same man who visited the old girl nearly every day, and gave her hugs, weeping as he holds her one last time. Or maybe they're new?
>>13692560To get even more ridiculous, mongoose girls are lolis but tough.
>>13692552Depends on the snake.A King Cobra would fuck her shit up.A Gaboon Viper would just sit there and take it since they're actually very docile for a venomous snake, but they still have both the largest fangs and inject the most venom of any venomous snake.A Rattle Snake would be prime bullying for them, especially if they're the pink/red variant that's docile.Black Mamba would kill her seven ways to Sunday before she even had a chance to blink.Puff Adders would be too chubby to properly fight back.Green Anacondas and most of the Pythons and Boas are out of the question.Cotton Mouths are debatable.
>>13692561They'd assume your nice-guy act had been all in preparation for this moment.
>>13692568You jus gotta git gud then. Max out speechcraft, scrub.
>>13692565>Puff AddersI never realized it before but this right here is a prime bullying target.Also cottonmouths, because they mumble all the time.
I wonder if a slime would be interested in the human body because it is solid
>>13692570They are since they're basically shortstack Lamia.
>>13692571>Let me be the sea that sprays against the rock that is you!
>>13692574The sea wants to kill me though.
>>13692571Probably since it contrasts their own form. Not to mention the texture of skin, hair, nails, fat, muscle, and bone. Harpies would find hands cute and useful.Centaur and Lamias would like human legs and feet.
>>13692575And this is why Sea Slimes are unloved.
>>13692574That sounds adorable, would let here engulf me
>>13692575Shouldn't have eaten a Devil Fruit.
>>13692579But my hole-hole power.
>>13692576Asking how muscles move and explaining how it works would be fun. A Harpy would ask you to be her hands when she needs to grasp something easily and for the legs I got nothing
Apparently Cape file snakes are immune to pretty much all venomous snakes in Africa, and is very capable of preying on Black Mambas.A Lamia version would be 100% immune to an Apophis' venom and retaliate.
>>13692579>>13692581Did you miss the part where we're not allowed to talk about OP?
>>13692585Yes, why was this decided?
>>13692582Legs and feet are probably just a fetish thing for centaurs and lamias, but both would like the concept of toes and would ask if you could grab things with your feet. Maybe they would also like to know how you move around and if it gets tiring to balance on only two feet all the time.
>>13692585C'mon, they're not even really talking about it and we're on page 9 already.
>>13692590Because there was some guy who doesn't like it so he bitched about it. I mean we totally can talk about it, but he'll bitch if he sees it. It happened earlier in this thread when we were posting MGs from OP.
I wanna sleep in a slime
>>13692592Relax.
>>13692597That filename is quite lewd.>>13692595I'm going to take a guess and say the anon raising the biggest fuss about it was also stochkolm and fruit bat fag.
I want to show a Tanuki how poor I am
>>13692601I agree.
I want to play video games with a nerdy Succubus
>>13692603I want to findom lonely tanukis that can't get dates because of social stigma.But it's really just one tanuki and she's my wife.
>>13692610I wish a picture like this existed, but with a Dragon in the place of the Grapesnake.
>>13692603If she likes you she'll rescue you from poverty.I had a strange thought, what if most of the jewish behavior was only because they thought human boys had a fetish for it?
I wanna kiss a wight
>>13692632Anywhere in particular?
>>13692633back of the hand
>>13692639How gentlemanly of you. I wanna leave teeth marks on a Wights wholesome butt.
>>13692610>you will never kiss a grapesnakes desert oasis
>>13692642Song of Solomon says "Your navel is perfectly formed like a goblet filled with mixed wine"
>>13692640Oh well that is for after the dinner
>>13692647Is she the dinner?
>>13692651No a homely little place that sells nice food
>>13690489>>13690493>>13690497>>13690499Hell yes!!! I applied for this maid and have been checking the threads ever since. She is way better than I could have imagined. The dirty criminals of MGC are about to get cleaned up. I can use the reward money to fix my apartment after she blows it up, then repairs it, and then we collapse it on someone who broke in to kill us. The rest will go to buying her more equipment and helping that poor Kiki and butler recover.
>>13692654Then is she the dessert?
Worry-wart Farai does something unexpected. New from line 80.http://pastebin.com/sVxjK6gF
>>13692656She's also the appetizer.
>>13692658It's not like I care what you people think about it anyway.
>>13692304Bring over some orphans. Most elderly MG will enjoy watching and interacting with children. Meanwhile the orphans get a new place to explore ,get to receive lots of attention and will have new people to meet and stories to listen to.
>>13692673I'm sorry Alp-kun, I only read greentext stories in the thread, but I'm sure yours is good!
>>13692686>only read greentext storiesNow I feel stupid for wasting my time writing prose.
I wanna hug a lich
>>13692708Cold hugs.
>>13692708>You hug a Lich>She reciprocates for a short moment before making a "hmmm" sound and pushing you away>She starts making notes>"Anon I'm going to do more research into this hugging thing"
>>13692719>19 new test chambers appear overnightThis is going to be a long one.
>>13692712I would warm her up>>13692719Cute, how about cuddling
>>13692724>Cute, how about cuddlingThat would be opening Pandora's box. You could expect her to chain you to her bed for a couple of weeks while she experiments with different positions/methods and writes a detailed report on each one.
>>13692732>a detailed reportWith audiologs she misplaces all over the lair so burglars can find them?
>>13692732Sounds fun, I hope she won't mind me falling asleep halfway through
>>13692733They'd also include creepy monotone laughs when she talks about the parts she likes.
>>13692658I'm interested to see where this goes. Good job Alp.
>you will never inhale an oomukade's strong musk
>>13692771I want to deepthroat Smelly Pede-chan's antennae!
>>13692719You don't see her for a month after that, until one day she reappears and gives you a hug. You orgasm instantly.
>>13692423>Being virturous a paladin is such hard work when your parents don't see the light. I remember when I saw the light. >You patrol your neighborhood for any heresy of any kind. Hmph, it's so much easier much easier for Paladin Ranger Red to find heresy.>By now he could have found defenseless shota before the cut the ads. >Suddenly you see a very intimating looking Dark Elf tormenting a little boy.>She seems to be tickling him. *Gasp* The fiend!>Tickling leads to hugging which leads to hand holding which to kissing and all sorts of lewd stuff.>You make your presence knownHey you! By the name of justice and purity I will end this heresy right here and now!>Flipping on the switch of your Super Paladin Ranger belt (tm) you strike a pose. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wj61XvOR7lU>"Is this girl serious?"Yes i'm serious you knife eared tramp!> You charge in at her. Then a stinging red flash comes at of nowhere. The Dark elf slapped you silly.>"Were are your parents? who taught you to be like this?"I'm a defender of justice and purity let go of me!>The Dark Elf found out where you lived after some major trickery on her part. She draged you by your cheek to your mother and informed her what happened.>"Oh dear, i'm sorry my daughter can be such a hand full sometimes with her imagination." Sometimes Mom i think your undermining my mission destroy hersey.>"I don't know where she learned such fowl language, What do you say Jezebel when you say a bad word?"My name is Chastity Virgo, and i'm sorry for calling the Dark Elf lady a bad word. >The Dark Elf left after that. It turns out the boy who she was tickling was her son. Your Mom didn't take this lightly and grounded you. All you hug your Paladin Red Ranger to compensate your failure to destroy heresy. I haven't written anything in a while and i liked the idea
>>13692780All you can do is hug your*
>>13692316Jojokes on her.I just got done my three years of 100 Push Ups, Sit Ups, Squats and Running 10KM every single day!Without AC too!
>>13692719Dating the Lich version of Cave Johnson would be fun. She would try to find an easy solution to a common problem (where do you put your other hand when you're lying face to face on the bed?) and come up with something unrelated and earth shattering (here is a way to phase through walls that can be worn as a wristband!).
>>13692752It goes in nice and comfy places.>>13692771I fear I may have created a phenomenon that has gotten out of hand.
>>13692780>>13692782Keep going maybe?
>>13691705>watching the raptor lolis cuddle their keeperHow has no one commented on this yet
>>13690499Is any of her gear like this?A large bazooka looking thing stored on her back, powered by a crystal near the trigger and loaded with a potion of confusion. When the trigger is pulled a modified magic missile spell is cast on the potion, causing it to track down and daze whoever she targets. The potion uses toon logic to avoid obstacles, and sometimes causes minor trouble on the way.Dust destroyers, which work by targeting a thing by matching it's magical frequency and casting a fire spell on everything with a similar frequency in the area. Hitting dust cleans a room, hitting the wall sets the walls on fire, hitting armor causes it to heat up or melt.Three chamber potion injection gun. Can be loaded with three types of potions, the mixture ratios of which can be adjusted before they're spewed out like a flamethrower. Can buff herself or other people, but at least one potion is always liquid flame. Enjoy your int and dex boost that gives a fire aura!Foot operated clothing steamer, magically pressurized. When one is under each of her feet, she can jump over cars and shoot steam with her feet.A suit of knight's armor enchanted with a full range of movement and pneumatic joints to increase her physical strength. It's obviously equipped with sharkgirl repellant, which is just a newspaper she uses to bop them on the nose when they start to annoy her.
>>13692822i got you fam i'm making it right now
>>13692780I wanna court her so hard
>>13692036No.
Redhead hellhound?
>>13692898I want a Hellhound that has white as a Gazer's and messy red hair.
I want to be as as casual as possible in front of a nerdy MG
>>13692913Mein nigger.
>>13692913The world is not ready for such perfection
>>13691998http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Angel_Souli can see it already, me having this angel soul thing and then a group of 3 angels/valkyries come to me and follow me because i have the blessing or something, and then we go on an adventure for them to train me and for me to find the will of the goddess.
>>13692286Denzel you dirty bastard.
>>13691998>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Contagion_EmbodimentTeam mates don't matter because I will betray them all and infest the land with Super Matango. I will make you all fucking mushrooms. Literally.
>>13692780>it's been two weeks since that fatefall day. After your mom ungrounded freedom was in the air again. >This also meant justice was back on the menu in the suburbs of Monster Girl City. This time with your new partner Veronica the Ushi Oni from down the street.You smell that Veronica ? I smell great heaping amounts of total unadulterated heresy in our mist.>"No, just pasta sauce and cheese. I don't heresy has a smell"That's why your are not the Red Paladin. Lack of perception is a horrible trait for a leader.>She does sorta have point though.I think it would be hard to find evil in a Arcade with pizza barely qualifying as edible to have a much evil. Where would we find heresy in this place.Umm... Vernoica. If you were leader what do you think we should do?>"I would look around the Arcade Room to see any evil doers would take advantage of the darkness in the room to prey on unsuspecting victims."That's a great idea! Evil always lurks in the shadows. That's why your the smart one.>To be fair you think she can only be the smart one. She can't really assert herself enough to be called the tough one. Your fairly certain your the cool one.For Honor and Glory! >"Glory!" >You run head first into the Arcade Room. Its a lot darker than you thought it would be. Well of course its going to be dark evil lurks here. Now don't be scared Veronica. The Darkness only scare fools and cowards.>"Then why are you shaking behind me?"I'm just taking a tactical postion behind you, and i'm not shaking out fear its uh ....enticement. >Most of the room is filled with Girls, with exception of one boy. We found a viticm of the week!>"isn't that a little harsh to say for someone you about to save?">With bold perception you notice a large girl walk towards the boy. They are argueing at each other. The girl is grabbing his arm. Stop right there you shady fiend! I the Red Paladin Ranger will punish you for you misdeads.>"Don't forget me the Pink Paladin Ranger"
>>13692978excitement*
>>13692323>Lighting up an elderly yeti's twilight yearsGod damn it guys, I don't want to be a gerontophile!
>>13692978Vernoica we already said that you were the smart one which means your blue>"Smart is also cute" No it is not>" Yes it is my Mom said so"Ok fine, well settle this later. As i was saying unhand that boy>Before you know it the boy and the large girl was gone.Now look what you did. The boy is gone. I was expecting a reward for saving him. Like a hug or kiss on the cheek.>"I thought Paladins do it for the good deeds alone">Well sometimes a girl wants some affection from a cute boy. Oh god i'm like my momHow about we just go eat pizza?>"Yeah! I'm starving!"
>>13693012>my Mom said soAnd thus the argument was won.
>>13692482>Yell at Super Wurm that Shirihebi, The Ice Creamed Vandal, should pay the ultimate price>Wurm yells back that she doesn't have 4 dollars on her to pay for the best ice cream>Immediately give up and flee the fighting>While trying not to confess that you love her so damn much that you'd buy her an entire ice cream Parlor
>>13693024Go away Jason, nobody likes you.
A choice lies before you:1. At the Mountains of Maddeningly Soft Hugs2. Delinquent couple being too cool for school
>>13693026>NobodyBatman did! And who are you to Batman? A nobody!Worth less than a fictional cartoon character in my Canadian Animes!
>>13693012http://pastebin.com/93wjynGuI saved it on a pastebin. I might make more stories with her
>>13691979Hm. Probably something like Holst, Yeti, Troll, unshaved Weresheep. Maybe, maybe Dhampir or Unicorn.>>13692272Sounds like a good time to me too.
>>13693030Then why did Batman just get another Robin? Soon as Dick grew up, Brucie picked a new boytoy. Soon as Jason expired, he grabbed himself some tight Tim.>>13693032Will she eventually be corrupted? She will, right?
>>13693029I guess my choice depends on what kind mountains those mountains are.
>>13693035She's corrupted in her own special way
>>13693037The mountains themselves are just regular mountains. But here there be Yetis.
>>13693035It worked out in the end though, because now Batman has like four robins at the same time! And three batgirls! And one batwoman!
>>13693041Dirty old man.
>>13693040Okay...Give me those delinquents then.
>>13693029I'll go with number 1.
Post a softer girlProtip: you can't
>>13693043>>13693044And we have a tie right off the bat.
>>13693046Well yetis are yetis, but "delinquents" is the mystery box!
>>13693046Delinquents
>>13693048No it isn't. One is a human, the other is a Dark Elf, I just put up an update to it earlier.>>13693049Are you sure you're not cheating?
>>13693046Okay here's a crazy idea, could we go to the mountains of maddeningly soft delinquents?
>>13693052No.
>>13693046Centipede
>>13693046Andrea please
>>13693054Did you say Tiger? Because I don't see that option.
>>13693053Aww.
>>13693056In that case, C E N T I P E D E.
>>13693057You could make it yourself.
>>13693061You have selected "Jinko". Error.
>>13693056>TigerJunko
>>13693065Junko died of dysentery.
Frilly Ogre! Everybody point your fingers and laugh!
>>13693070>you will never kiss an ogres layers
>>13693071Would she be Christmas Cake Ogre? Because cakes have layers too.
>>13693029Well it looks like the winner is number 2. Expect it by Monday.
>>13693070>You will never headpat an ogre for being qt
>>13693041where can i read/watch more about this ?
>>13693081On >>>/co/
>>13693070Stupid cute ogres and their horn bows and frilly clothes.
>>13693086Come on, who doesn't love some weak young boys in tight suits trying to be all tough. only to get taken by some villain.i almost find them comedies, not one of the robins found out that batman is succubus that handles in boy trade.i know all the lizards think its edgy but who cares about those SJW's
I want to fight for my pride with a lizardmen champion!
>Ultrahot Succuslut wants to fuck all her coworkers>She intimidates them so bad nobody wants to try for her>She's actually still a virgin>This also happened when she was in school>She keeps several rotors buzzing away in her sad, lonely virgin pussy to keep the tears at bay during the day
>>13693126That looks like the face of someone who's trying so hard to be smug but failing miserably at it.I pity her.
You spot this elf at the library, what do?
>>13693133I bet she read about people wanting to fuck the smug out of smug girls and is awkwardly trying to get a piece of that.
>>13693136Get her to put her head and hands in the old stocks in the corridor and film the hottest porno of all time as passersby rape her.
>>13693136Go back to reading my book
>>13693126Maybe we get to talk it out
>>13693136>BLI slap the elf for being an indecent fujoshit
I want to be a therapist for monstergirls and listen to their problems
>>13693136Keep minding my own business.
>>13693136I offer to call her faggot and throttle her while fucking her anus doggy style so she can roleplay her yaois.
>>13693136Sneak on her and molest her knife ears.
>>13693136offer to let her watch me fuck my boyfriend.she almosts faints as she shes the handsome guy behind me.when we get in the bedroom he reveals himself to be an alp.she goes in a fetal position as a crowd in the room gathers, blocking her exit as she is forced to watch me fuck different mg's while the rest laughs at her.
>>13693182Why do I want to molest a fujo so bad? I know they're shit but I still somehow want to bury my dick balls-deep inside one.
>>13693182Nice one Anon, maybe that would become a shock therapy and snap her out of that crap.
I want to train so hard that sweat feels like boulders crushing down on me! That even the slightest movement requires strenuous effort, where I run so long that I feel like I'm walking through thick mud with a sack carrying my body weight in it!Then when I am finished with my training I wish to one on one with an Oni and now with my body hardened through training beat her and make her submissive, then pamper her with meat earned through my winnings in tournaments across the globe!
So what if you were an old man, living alone in a retirement center with MGs in the world? Would you secretly want a younger MG to make you into her husband and make you younger again or at the very least visit you often? Or would you rather be left alone?
>you will never have a kraken older sister
>>13693228lets not dig in that foxhole.lets just assume that the life lengthening magic keeps you the same age.or all older people die before 50 because of spinal fractures
>>13693228Course I'd like some company, and prolonged youth would be nice; hell I wouldn't end up there at all in that case.
>>13693230so we talking a house by the sea.a house partway in the sea.or one of them, "have fun never being able to invite friends over or have a dry set of clothes when you go to school" kind of home
>>13692597Sandersonia Cutest Sister.
>>13693228"As you grow old, you learn more. If you stayed at twenty-two, you'd always be as ignorant as you were at twenty-two. Aging is not just decay, you know. It's growth. It's more than the negative that you're going to die, its also the positive that you understand you're going to die, and that you live a better life because of it." (118) - Morrie
>>13693230>A kraken will never put all 10 of her tentacles on you and slowly take them all off covering you in tiny kisses, giggling as you squirm around in response and preparing to do it all over again.
I want to help the Sabbath get fit!No chubby lolis here, just toned bellies and spats!
>>13693243Pretty sure you can grow staying young. There aren't really any biological obstacles denying getting wiser, are there? Of course 22 is a bit too little being still hormone-governed, late twenties would perfect.>its also the positive that you understand you're going to die, and that you live a better life because of it.Didn't see anyone following that yet. If anything, mortality seems to make us more irresponsible and ill-motivated, basically #YOLO.
>>13693270I want the reverse, a toned, tomboy Baphomet to help me to fit.>"Come on nii-chan you can do better than that">"Ten more, you can do it.">"Jeez you really couldn't handle it? And I was going to let you use my thighs too"
>>13693276Well it is more about trying to stay and age like asking if you would want to be years younger. It isn't telling you to live like your last in a sense it is to live kind to others if it is your last then you were kind and nice if not you were still a good person."Because if you've found meaning in your life, you don't want to go back. You want to go forward."
>>13693303>Do you even lift onii-chan?
>>13693242Sandersonia needs to be bred.
>>13693305A better incentive to train would be if she was the weight. Bench pressing a Baphomet while getting a good feel.
>>13693311>Squatting with her sitting on your shoulders>Benching with her acting as the weight>Running with her clinging to your back like yoda.Sweaty shower sex where you can fully see how tight she is, and feels.
>>13693230I'd become a fearsome pirate with her by my side!
>>13693320>And now...release the kraken!>little loli Kraken pops up next to your ship and waves at you.>Enemies start laughing until she uses size change magic and starts playing with their ship like a kid in a bath.
>>13693329
>>136933342cutebut needs more rubber ducky
My Lilim Psychiatrist says I'll be happier with life if I start having spontaneous sex with any Monster Girl who asks to fuck me. Is she right?
>>13693343no go to the Paladin Psychiatrist
>>13693318>that spoilerIf that's the reward even a lazy bum like me would be in shape in no time.>Eventually get fit as hell>The two of you are walking down the road after a hard work out and an Oni starts eyeing you up>She slaps you ass>The Baphomet flips out and tosses her through a wall>Maybe you're not on her level just yet
>>13693343Probably not, since sex wont fill the void, but what do I know? I'm not a Lilim psychiatrist.
I want to run a business where I let MG cuddle with me and tell me their problems
>>13693343Are you the psychiatrist? No right?
>>13693343Make a campy advance on her, talking about how it's wrong for patient and practitioner to be together yet so, so right.
>>13693343She is. You're fulfilling your purpose as a male.
>>13693343My life has been so much better since I started having sex with my mindflayer girlfriend, she's kind, caring and always knows what's best for me.
I want to share my memories with a mindflayer
>>13693360>>13693364I want a Mindflayer to completely destroy my happy marriage and family just to be my wife
>>13693365That is bad wrong
>>13693364I think if I did that the mindflayer would run right the other way.
I want to marry the Elvin Paladin who betrayed her kind because their draconian laws are corrupting their livelihoods and are becoming eco terrorists!
>>13693377But is she willing to eat meat?
>>13693379She in fact ate three steaks upon arriving!
>>13693354How much would you charge for this service?
>>13693384I'd giver her a nice hamburger
>>13693390Not that expensive, maybe 10 dollars an hour
>>13693384Damn, most Elves would get sick after one bite.
>>13693334daughteru/10>>13693384She bulkan?
http://strawpoll.me/4736884
>>13692402Literally Dhampir and her mom
>>13693398>daughteru/10Don't be fooled by her cuteness there, she's actually quite lewd.
>You will never have a Siren waifu>You'll never defeat her in the ability to pitch your voice at least once in your lifetime>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zOyFGuGELN0I LITERALLY HAVE ONLY 2 SIREN PICKS AND BOTH ARE TOO LEWD TO POST, THE FUCK?
>>13693410I like to think that not all the Dhampirs are as shit as the profile says and some of them are in good terms with their mothers.
>>13692402Cheshire in her goth phase.
>>13692880MGC Maid Central is unsure of the equipment Kiwi uses. She has however been reported to "fly" through the hallways with a trail of steam behind her. Kiwi's Dust Destroyers have indeed been sighted lighting objects on fire. But their exact mechanics are unsure, as our experts have not been capable of taking a closer look.I like your descriptions. Are they from somewhere or did you make them up?>>13692655MGC Maid Central wishes you both good luck and a Kiki-tastic day.
>>13693391Ratto buhgah?
>>13693418That's pretty okay with me actually.>>13693429I still never got a maid recommentation.
What if a war vet's memories are way too brutal for a mindflayer to erase? What if they're so scarring that they come back even after being erased?
>>13693430No good black Angus beef
>>13693354I want to get a massage from a MG
>>13693430Nyanon no! Mice are not food!
>>13693437What if witnessing them gives the mindflayer PTSD too? Would you a minfflayer that's mentally scared and has sworn never to enter a guy's mind again?
>>13693446>Would you a minfflayer that's mentally scared and has sworn never to enter a guy's mind again?In a fucking heartbeat.
>>13693418See, the only way I would ever accept a vampire is if they were taught manners and kindness from a Dhampir, so I have no problems with how they act. Actually, not that I think about it, they are pretty high tier for me.
>>13693440
>>13693446Would heal her so she learns to use her powers again
>>13693450For a dhampir manners and kindness means making her a sub, so no thanks.
>>13693430>>13693441Who is Nyanon and why are mice their thing?
How would you and your waifu prepare for war?I'd get a big blenderr and attach it to the front of my sandworm waifu's carapace? Inside the mouth maybe. I don't know sandworms are pretty solid for defense.
>>13693436Please remain patient. There are currently twenty more forms remaining that have to be matched.
>>13693457Yeah, that's fine. To each their own, and all. I don't really care about sub or dom shit at all, as long as they are kind and loving either way.
>>13693465>Bothering with war when your waifu is sandwormYou can literally just fuck off under the sands until you die of old age.
>>13693470My nigga.
>>13693441I'm not him, and I'll eat all the rat burgers I feel like!>>13693459Nyanon is the reason we can't have Tigers.
>>13693474>Nyanon is the reason we can't have Tigers.Why is that?
>>13693476Because they're not a valid option.
>>13693474>>13693476Here we go...Again.
>>13693481I'm sorry, I'm new. I didn't know it would make a shitstorm, I'll go back to lurking.
>>13693459http://pastebin.com/0AF5iKn8
>>13693484It's fine. You're fine. It's just a small thing that's become a meme at this point.
>>13693484It's not a shitstorm so much as a joke at this point. One that's been beaten to the ground. Basically, Nyanon fucked up big time during a story.
>>13693489Holy hell that's a girthy paste.
>>13693491What did he do?
>>13693495He asked us to make a choice. We did. Then someone bitched about it until he agreed to undo the choice. And then CYOAs died.
>>13693499I see. Thanks mate.
>>13693506Remember not be too hard on him. Cheesenugget is not a bad person.
>>13693499>CYOA's diedIt still hurts a bit.
>>13693508From what you said, someone was just being a faggot. Nyanon seems ok.
>>13693398Now that you mention it I haven't seen her since her chainmail around her rump tore!
>>13693512I never did one, but you guys seem to really want one. is nobody else doing any ?also, when making a CYOA's how much do you ask the thread where to go. and should you have in mind what will happen for all choices in advance ?
I fucking love the squid / kid / mindflayer connection all y'all.
>>13693536CYOA's/Quests universally belong on /tg/, reinforced rather strictly by the mods. Go read their Weekend Quest Thread General for more information. Don't do that shit here.
>>13693536>should you have in mindYES.
>>13693536CYOA's always get stupid answers. I've done a couple way back and I vastly prefer greentexting and reacting to comments on the fly. Pretty much the same thing with much better results.
>>13693541so CYOA's will be removed by the janitors in this thread ?>>13693543seems hard.how far in advance do you think out all choices?>>13693544this is kinda what i figure most would do, it might fit my style more to.
>>13693544Yeah that's what I do when I write a lengthy green text. I make a post and then as people reply to it I take some of their comments into consideration as I make my next post.All it takes is once idle sentence to inspire me to make post after post of a greentext
>>13693548>youOh I don't do CYOAs and I make my writing up as I go along, but I'm shitty so it doesn't count. You need to know what you're going to do in every scenario or else you'll end up getting all inconsistent and stuff.
>>13693412>>13693334Time to give the daughteru the duck
>>13693536>>13693544Many of the best MG CYOAs I've seen have been on anonkun, a dedicated CYOA site. It allows GMs to manage games much more effectively: there's real-time chat window, vote counting (both open and hidden vote counting to prevent "sheeple" syndrome), dice roll generator, ability to ban griefers and prevent samefagging, scheduling system to let people know in advance when it starts, etc.Right now the two largest ones running at Fallout MGQ and AlpQuest.
>>13693557Sounds like one Lucky Ducky.
I want to take a night stroll in MGC
>>13693559>AlpQuestI am intrigued but also frightened.
>>13693559So CYOA's wont be insta banned? i kind of feel like starting something and just see where people want the story to go, like not even choices. just start writing and continue based on suggestions of others.
>>13693564I want to warn you not to take a night stroll in MGC
I want Kakuen Kong to be taken to NYC and her to freak out at her unveiling and kidnap me!
>>13693569Better not.
>>13693564Do you have protection with or do you want to be husbanded by the most sordid mg available?
>>13693570Just a night stroll>>13693578Turns out men are to scared to come out at night so monsters stopped going out also
>>13693536Don't do a CYOA.People ALWAYS get pissy when the answer they want doesn't win.
>>13693569Yeah, because what we really need to get rid of the shit reputation of CYOA's here is a shit directionless CYOA. Ask Nyan how well that worked out for him.
>>13693583what if i dont really care about that ?
>>13693565It's VERY smutty compared to /mgt/ CYOAs, but it doesn't take itself too seriously so it's a fun read, particularly with diceroll mechanics (making events and character traits semi-unpredictable). It did have a lot of trap/shota yaoi content early on (about three scenes in a 18000 word story) -- but most/all of the reoccuring male characters are very close to alping, so there probably won't any starting in the near future. You can easily skip over the content you don't like though if you're not someone who goes autistic over stuff he doesn't like, since it's only three or so sceneshttp://anonkun.com/stories/alp-quest/qvPh4rjWTzkpTcPxo/homeUsually runs nightly starting about 12 hours from now. I think. Guy said he's going on vacation soon so might be AWOL.
>>13693570I want to ignore a strangers warning and go on a midnight stroll through MGC
>>13693589I am going to pass, but only because I don't want to change my sleep rhythm.
>>13693586You think you won'tThen everyone starts blaming you, saying it's your fault X choice won, labeling you, making conspiracies about you, and ultimately forgetting all the work you put in and forgetting all the good you did existed and only get the bad brought up.
>>13693592You can still read the previous chapters like a pastebin, since everything is automatically formated in story form. Although reading a CYOA afterwards is never as awesome as being in the heat of the moment participating, it's still a decent, humorous, if not smutty read.
>>13693578Grandpa has just given my own rape whistle on Birthday.
>>13693595i think il give it a shot tomorrow.
>>13693595>>13692752I'd strongly recommend anonkun since it eliminates most of the issues from running it on /mgt/ (most importantly, samefag voting) and makes your job as a GM far easier.
>>13693610Oops, quoted the wrong person. Meant for >>13693603
>>13693573>Kakuen KongSounds dangerous trying to handle a booty that big.
>>13693589What do you know, Anonkun's visual design became less of an eye raping disaster in the two years since I last checked it.
>>13693536People still do lite CYOAs. Like Seafoams current Nightmare story, if he continues it. I'd be fine with more, myself, since they are the only way I have any interest in a lot of MGs, but it's fine either way.
Good night guys. Don't let the Stinky-Pedes sting.
can hellhounds see colors?
>>13693136>BLAsk her why she schlicks to alps. Does she really want to fuck an alp?
>>13693665They see red and want it painted black.
>>13693045>>13693656>Hot night, huh?Don't fucking remind me, it's 30°C in here and the air conditioner is broken.
>>13693673Well at least you're not in India.
>>13693665I figure they would, strangely styled eyes aside since they're not dog eyes. The human shaped parts behave more humanly at least, that's how I see it. Otherwise wanwans and kittys can't eat chocolate, and that would be sad.
>>13693676India doesn't count. It's practically a strawman country.
>>13693665can a robot girl dream of electric weresheep?
>>13693559Unfortunately the protagonist of the Fallout one seems to be a monster boy.
>>13693656But I want to get stung by a Zipangunese stink bug.
>>13693681Thank you, come again.>>13693695No you don't.
>>13693698Yes I do. I'd also smell one's hair and bury my face in her stinkypede nethers.
>>13693708She poops from a cloaca.
>>13693716Bullshit.
>>13693718There's no other hole on that bug. Sorry to disappoint.
>>13693724Thanks Doc
>>13693724There could be one on the centipede part.
>>13693724that last segment is literally called the anal segment. they poop from there
>You're walking home at night, it's a rough neighbourhood but it's been peaceful recently>Suddenly a gang of thugdere Khepri corner you>Their leader steps forward>"Hey nerd, your money or your semen. Which will it be?"How do you respond?
>>13693753"My wife is a Lilim"
>>13693753>Letting your guard down when you know it's a bad neighborhoodYou deserve to get raped, you dumbass
>>13693753>Ever letting your guard down in a rough neighbourhood>A rough neighbourhood you KNOW is roughJustified. Everything bad that happens to you is justified
>>13693753With a kissu, I'm going to be as lovey dovey as possible during the raping to fluster them.
>>13693753In a situation like this, I'd do the only thing I'm really good at.>"D-Dr. Pavel, I'm CIA..."
>>13693753Give them the semen. Shower them in the love they desire. Thugdere is an amusing type, and Khepri are alright.
>>13693753Considering the Khepri are the ones keeping the neighborhood safe from those militant WBC paladins, I'd give them as much semen as they can handle.
>>13693787WBC hates the KKK
>>13693753"I don't have any money, but will you accept my love?"
>>13693753"W-what are you planning to do with that ball?"
>>13693809>"OH YOU'D LIKE TO KNOW WOULDN'T YOU?">"WE'RE GONNA PLAY BASKET BALL WITH IT"
>>13693631Anon, I don't care how dangerous it is. I will play that booty like a pair of house-sized bongos if it kills me.
>>13693817COME ON AND SLAMAND WELCOME TO THE JAM
>>13693821>Bouncing on Kakuen-Kong's butt-cheeks like trampolines.
>>13693817I too like shooting some B-ball outside of the school... Until a couple of Khepri who were up to no good, started making trouble in my neighborhood
>>13693753"Please save the bullying for the alps."
>>13693829Did you get in one little fight?
>>13693840>Khepris corner a guy>Shove their DE ball into him>Suddenly he turns into an arch alpHow much would they suffer?
A group of Khepri who part of a local basketball team come up to you one day and ask if you'd come to the big game that's coming up and cheer them on. Do you agree to attend?
I'd be an Arch Alp just for the super powers, and use them to put an end to human boy rape!
>>13693850How much would they suffer?He wouldn't suffer; if he was turned into an Alp that means he was gay.
>>13693758The Khepri burst into laughter and show complete disbelief and go to rape you anyway. Right as they finish removing your pants they start flying through the air like bowling pins and you're swept up into a princess carry by your Lilim waifu, luckily you were close to home and she was waiting for you.>>13693770You catch their leader off guard with an intense kiss causing her to pull away and drop to the floor crying. It turns out that was her first kiss, she's not even tough and was acting on peer pressure. "Y-you're going to take responsibility for this you hear me?" she says looking up at you with tears in her eyes and blush plastered across her face.>>13693772The Khepri knock you out and steal your money, the last thing you hear before losing conciousness is one of them complaining about bane posters.>>13693777>>13693787>>13693797Many ejaculations later you awaken amid a pile of content Khepri as a freshly turned Incubus and they appoint you as their new leader, whether you correct their criminal ways or attempt to take control of the city is in your hands.>>13693809"What, the nerd is actually interested in ball?" you hear one of them mutter. You still have no idea what's going on when the ball is kicked towards you and you're challenged to a game of street soccer with your virginity on the line.
>>13693859I meant the khepris. They just used months worth of gathering demonic energy on a guy who alped from it.
>>13693850>They receive Arch Alp>Alp prepares for violent retribution>They're overjoyed and declare this to be the reincarnation of their lost pharaoh>They dress the alp up in egyptian clothing and begin training her rigorously for the role as the new pharaoh>The Khepris make sure she can't escape, taking their job very seriously now that there's no dick to distract them>Arch Alp becomes the reluctant ruler of a bright green demon realm, toiling away in frustrating monstergirl politics, praying every day that an Apophis will come and put her out of her misery then take over>But Apophi never come because they can tell it's not a real pharaoh, just an alp that acts like one
>>13693860>Right as they finish removing your pants they start flying through the air like bowling pins and you're swept up into a princess carry by your Lilim waifuBest ending
I wonder if an Monster would enjoy a roller coaster
>>13693860>whether you correct their criminal ways or attempt to take control of the city is in your hands.Oh yes, I like this turn. I must turn them into a super hero squad that roams the city helping people, and comes home after to join the cuddle pile.
>>13693860>The Khepri knock you out and steal your money, the last thing you hear before losing conciousness is one of them complaining about bane posters.When I wake up, I will do everything in my power to hunt them down, find their hideout, break in and subdue them, and while I stand high above their binded bodies, I'll tell them That's why you shoot a man before throwing him out of a plane.
>>13693753>Rip off my shirt as I stare them down, their smug grins falling as the see iron hard pecs glistening in the moon light.>I take my stance and tell them to prepare themselves as one does not simply challenge a muscle wizard.
I want to hug a thug dullahan
>>13693883Is she all thug, or does the body become a dere-dere cuddler if the head pops off?
>>13693892Body is dere as fuck
>>13693892> body become a dere-dere cuddler if the head pops off?That sounds hilarious. I can just imagine her yelling angrily at her body as it embraces the guy.
>>13693860>"Y-you're going to take responsibility for this you hear me?" In truth, this tactic was employed to get teased for being sappy or raped harder. The Kakuens 6 blocks down love it.>"Ara ara, you want an old cumpump slut like me to take responsibility? Okay."
>>13693895>Throw the head in the closet>Make sweet love with the body on your bed>The head is shouting and swearing while trying to hide her pleasure
"Hahaha, as if you could deny this thickness, Anon! I don't even need my Succubus magic to seduce you!"
>>13693860"Let's watch bootleg movies and make out at my place."
>>13693922>Anon, yo cannot deny my girth!I'll see myself out now.
>>13693922>[x] Walk away
>>13693892Wouldnt you kind of tear your scalp off if you did this? I mean the head is proportionally the heaviest part of the body
>>13693922>"Then how are your eyes making heart pupils?" Anon asked as he dry humped her butt.
>>13693915When the head gets her body you gonna get domd hard
>>13693905>Cuddling at night with dere body>Thug head is laying next to her on the bed, pissed off>'Oi! Quit acting all lovey-dovey with him like that you dumb cunt!'>'Oh, come on. You know you like it, too.'>'As if! Why would I ever be into that mushyWAAAH!'>Reach over and pick up her head, staring in her eyes>'Put me down you dumbass!'>'Did you want me to hold you?'>Her face is blushing madly. She refuses to make eye contact with you>'I-Idiot. I told you I don't do that mushy crap...'>'But if you're gonna force me to, I guess I'll play along.'>You bring her head in for a little kiss & roll over, holding her close to your chest>Her body is hugging your back now & you're sandwiched between the to halves of her>Her head is still blushing, but has a small smile>'Guess this isn't to bad.'>She nestles in closer to your chest as you drift off to sleep together
>>13693922Alright, you've seduced me. What's the next step of your master plan?
>>13693952"Butt to face."
>>13693922literally succubutts
>>13693922>'Yes But what Magic will you use to stop me from feeding you even more until you can't move?'I say as I draw two Cakes from Hammerspace
>>13693962I see no reason why a succulent succubutt to the face would be a bad thing.
>>13693951Nice and lovely. Hopefully she realizes sooner, rather than later, that being nice will net her more love, like her body.
>>13691496>That particular SuccubusWould get milked to death by/10
>>13693922I'm gonna sink myself so fucking far into her health she won't be able to get me out
>>13693429Thanks! I made them up. I used to play a traditional game where building stuff like that was part of the mechanics. I really like magitech.
To those who actually want and desire a Harem, what is your ideal harem?
>>13693922"I like my women fit thank you very much"
>>13694021Kuudere Oomukade, deredere Weresheep, tomboy Ushi-oni, christmas cake Wight and a Ditzy Hobgoblin. Just big enough a harem to fulfil my main desires but small enough to pay attention to them all.
>>13694021Wow I kinda want to go with a theme but I'm just gonna go random, Dullahan, Slime, Kiki, Succubus, and Kejourou
>>13694021Fairy, Fairy, Fairy, Fairy and FairyGuess what my favourite MG is.
>>13693922You're right, you don't.Now park those thighs on my lap so I can fuck them and glaze your lap like a donut
>>13694048Mindflayer
>>13693753I give them my money. Then I go home, tell my superhero maid what happened, and the two of us track them down for a friendly discussion and quick resolution of the conflict. Then we teleport them to jail.Unless they laugh their asses off at us. Then my maid kicks the nearest delinquent through a window to establish superiority.
>>13694021P'orc slave harem. Always.
>>13694055Mindfayer Fairies.Basicaly mini Flayers with flight capabilities and stealth. Best of all is her tentacles are too small to actually reach your brain
>>13693922▶ Turn around and leave.
>>13694055What are you talk- You're right, mind flayers are objectively the best.
>>13694063They make good nostril cleaners.
>>13694069>That'll be 28.99 for cleaning your nose, guy!>What do you mean you don't have enough money?!
>>13694063>She tries to mindflay you>Just ends up giving you the best ear cleaning asmr of your life with her tiny tentacles
>>13692610uncensored version where?
>>13694075I'm kind of getting sick of this ASMR trend that's been going on lately.
>>13694083>trend>lately
>>13694078http://i.imgur.com/rpbYIyP.png>>13694083>trendIt's the natural progression of being a sick freak who faps to Japanese media. Eventually you start listening to lewd audio cds full of nip girls making weird sounds.
>>13694075>>13694083The only thing videos supposed to cause ASMR do is piss me off.
>>13694086He's right, been a large amount of it going on the last couple months in here, by suckers with nothing better than meme50's
>>13694021Dragon, Anubis, Holst, and Mantis. Covers my fetish bases & keeps the group small enough to avoid them feeling starved for attention.
I want to bring a nice human girl home to my place where a Slime is waiting to insert herself into the human girl, turning her into a balloon, and then melting/consuming her innards and using the girl's skin as a skin suit so we can go on a date together!
>>13694089Not for a lot of people.>>13694092>Makes numerous noises>Supposed to cause some sort of pleasant tingling>Nothing>"LEL YOUR HEADPHONES AREN'T GOOD ENOUGH"I not only can't see the appeal, but some of the guys who are into the trend are kind of assholes. They also act like those taste testers who taste things that aren't there through bullshitting.
>>13694092That's because for the most part it's one of those things that only has meaning when you're legitimately intimate with someone.A girlfriend whispering in your ear is sexy or nice. A stranger doing it is pretty creepy, like those plastic smiles on the girls in maid cafes.
>>13694083I haven't seen in it get focus quite a few threads. It's not like it's Chubby Alp Senpai or something.
>>13694104I don't like it at all and I probably have better headphones than anyone in this thread.
>>13694113It's still a trending thing since it's brought up often enough, it's just not as noticeable as that fat fuck Alp who needs to work off those 5 chins.
>>13694021A pale, silver furred werewolf with a defined, athletic body.An introverted anubis with wide hips and thick thighs.A shy tentacle girl.A robot girl who is actually the integrated combat mech for a tiny shinki robot girl.A slimegirl with a passion for gardening and botany.
>>13694083>>13694118You seem unreasonably angry about something that pops up once in a blue moon for a few posts at most at a time.
>>13694021This ain't Okayado, who made this?
>>13694124>Once in a blue moonAnon it comes up much more often than that. Don't bullshit me.
>>13694126Confirmation bias.
>>13694124Not him but >>13694126 is right. It's usually a couple times a thread or once every couple days. That's pretty consistent. It's not like spam levels but it's about as common as something like Anubisfucker posting about anubisfucking.Blue moon indicates extreme rarity in any case. And that's not right.
>>13694133Oh great, it seems "Stockholm Syndrome" guy is back.
Paladin-chan of Disapproval is glaring at you. What did you do?
>>13694148Shrug.
>>13694137Not anon, throwing boogie manning at me won't make me stop from questioning your shaky claims.>>13694136Then you won't mind if I ask you to demonstrate this apparently consistent and clearly discernible trend with some evidence, right?
>>13694148Clip the one tiny string restraining that massive rack. That armor is an absolute joke.
>>13694148Tell her to get better armor if she's going to go around disapproving of things.If you wear something like that, even a common farmer could kill you.
>>13694148I made fun of her "armor".>>13694154Fuck off.
>>13694148Ask her about the back pains.
>>13694154>Shaky claimsAnon are you even around that often? We're here most of the bloody time and sift through posts when catching up.It's mentioned anywhere from at least once a thread or once every few days. Your claim of it being "once in a blue moon" was an outright exaggeration and a false representation. Your side of the argument already has mark on it already from that, which doesn't help in you being believable at all.
>>13694148Challenge her in combatLoser becomes the Winner's retainer/servantLittle does she know I have limiters sealing my own Paladin powers to feign being weaker than her. Sumo Paladin here we come
https://archive.moe/jp/search/text/asmr/
>>13694154>Then you won't mind if I ask you to demonstrate this apparently consistent and clearly discernible trend with some evidence, right?>Search Archive for ASMR>537 results>Every single result for the month of June is from a monstergirl thread>No posts more than five days apart>Most just one or two>The one guy obviously really into it that brings it up all the time loves talking about it with mindflayers and maidsGee Olly, I dunno.
>>13694175Oh look at that.At least once a thread or a few days apart. Certainly not "Once in a blue moon" like the other guy claimed.Boy, the archives are a nice thing to have.
People in this thread have some spectacular reading comprehension.
Would you rather watch a monstergirl's ASMR channel, or watch a monstergirl's Let's Play channel?
>>13694190Neither.
>>13694190it depends on the monster girl and the game in question.
>>13694190Neither
>>13694190>ASMR channelNo. I really don't like that stuff.>Let's PlayWhat are they playing?
>>13694190Neither.>yfw monstergirls find out about the "Spectator mode" in Anons' steam profiles when they're playing gamesHow many stalkers average would a guy get?
>>13694207I deactivated that option in a heartbeat.
>>13694190Let's Play, but only if the monstergirl in question actually enjoys playing games and isn't just constantly moaning into the mic.Monstergirl ASMR just seems pointless. If I'm not actually being wrapped up by a Lamia and she's not actually whispering into my ear then what's the fucking point?
>>13694199>What are they playing?Human Boy Quest.
>>13694208How do I disable it? Quick, before they find me.
>>13694213>Not Metroid Prime 3 CorruptionUnsubscribed.
>>13694217Too late.
>>13694223>Metroid Prime 3>Not playing the entire trilogyGood taste though
>>13694211>only if the monstergirl in question actually enjoys playing games and isn't just constantly moaning into the mic.Good luck, MGTwitch is nothing but that.Tell me, how can you get sexually aroused playing Minecraft?
As promised folks, an update to the daytime drinking detective and private eye, Dennis Maxwell. Newest portion begins on line 38. More to follow soon. http://pastebin.com/EPk7FpC2
>>13694224Dude, please just tell me. I already got two random friend requests.
>>13694225>MG and her friend playing through the trilogy>It's not Slowbeef and Diabetus at all>No drunkenly flailing the wiimote around at all>No pointless backtracking and getting lost DESPITE HAVING A MAP
>>13694228I'm really getting into this. Keep it up.
>>13694232Thank god. I'm already liking this MG LP's already
>>13694227>Watching Twitch MinecraftThat was your first mistake.Is it wrong that I want to see monstergirls play games that actually exist? I want to see a monstergirl experience human games for the first time and actually enjoy them.
>>13694235>Jabberowck and random other MG playing through the trilogyWould watch.
>>13694237I'd introduce a MG to Katamari Damacy.
>>13694233Thanks, it's enjoyable to write. Should be more frequent updates coming in the next few weeks.
>>13694237Just make sure you never introduce them to Twitch.
>>13694239I want to be a monstergirl let's player's Boyfriend and introduce her to horror games.Prime reactions to be had there, especially with something like Silent Hill 2.I'd be laughing my ass off right up until something gets me scared because I'm a wuss who can't take scares.
>>13694239>They're all having a good time>That one MG that knows how to get some of the powerups early>For kicks, they even play through Hunters>And then, after Corruption, they play Super Metroid
>>13694253The only thing Twitch is good for is VGCW and it's affiliate shows.
>>13694257It's all fun and games until someone recommends Dead SpaceThe first one
>>13694237I want to see a monster girl introduced to video games for the first time. Her confusion over not knowing how to control anything, her struggles to make it past the first level and her sheer joy once she realises how it works and starts making progress. Maybe something simple like the first Mario.
>>13694270I'd never be in a relationship with a girl who isn't good at video games.
>>13694257Introduce a Wurm to FNAF, as shitty as the fanbase is and as cheap as jumpscares are it'd be amusing to see her reaction. Even if that reaction is a hole in the wall after the bolts away from the screen.
>>13694270Make her play Zero Mission. That's as straightforward as they get
>>13694268I actually got Dead Space 2.My main reaction to jump scares is to freak out, start swearing, and melee everything until all enemies are a pile of limbs.Like I said, I'm not good with sudden scares.
>>13694275>You bought extra mice, keyboards, and monitors for this
>>13694260>They also play through the demo of the Metroid 2 remake>They also comment on the new Prime game and why they're mad
>>13694280Don't let your MG waifu hear that.
>>13694270Not as straightforward, but I want to play through Persona 3: FES with a monstergirl.We can play Persona 4 afterwards to cheer her up.
>>13694280The reason why I said DS instead of DS2 is because DS2 is a scary game, that I'll agree to. Never finished it but I know what happens. But DS1 is actual horror. DS2 was mostly jumpscares. DS1 is a game you really, REALLY don't want to play at nightI should know. I never finished it because I'm not good with the spooks
>>13694270>"Okay, where's the 'rape' button?">"...None of this is sexy. When does it get sexy?">"Oh what, you can jump ON them, not just over them?">"This is stupid! That is not fair! Why would they make it like this? ...I didn't say I wanted to stop playing."
>>13694275>Convince Wurm GF to download FNAF>She plays it at her house that night>Gets got by Foxy>Suddenly you're woken up by a fear-induced vice grip from her coils>There's a straight line of holes through EVERY SINGLE WALL between her house and yours
I wonder if MGs would hate the SMT series?
>Harpy girls will never experience the beauty that is Ace Combat because of their wings
>>13694284>They also comment on the new Prime game and why they're madDon't even get me started>They play through Fusion>If you listen carefully, you can hear the fear from one of them when they encounter SA-X for the first time
>>13694300They probably have their own take on it.
>>13694292>Tsundere for video gamesI know that feeling.>>13694294And that's how you lose money on the house insurance. Totally worth it.
>>13694303>Ace Combat Multiplayer>You know exactly who's a harpy from who's a different player
>>13694304I imagine it would be like Diabetus' playthrough of Fusion.Only with more fuck ups and fear.
>>13694304How would they react to the Sam & Max Series?
>>13694304>Don't get me startedWhat's wrong with the game?Apart from the designs looking atrocious?And it looking like it's running on a Gen 1 DS?And playing as the cannon fodder GF Troopers?And the so-far complete exclusion of Samus from it?And basically running the Prime name through the mud?
>>13694328The designs are too childish.Yes.I really don't want to play as the fuck GF assholes.Is it even a Metroid game at this point? You could literally change the title of it and it would be a generic childish party game.Supposedly they say "We're working on more in the background", but their comment of "We know what you fans want" gives me an ulcer on par with the Other M fiasco.
>>13694328I still can't believe that somehow passed. I'd rather they just ported Hunters onto the 3DS then that. I don't even care about the graphicsHell, I'd rather they remade Super Metroid then that! If it wasn't named, let alone had the Prime name on it then I wouldn't even care for it.
>>13694306Sabbath members would probably hate this little part herehttp://i.imgur.com/vOPGAdy.jpg
>>13694344>Prime nameIt looks like Nintendo just wanted to make something vaguely along the lines of Halo 3:ODST meets Mario Party. Sad.But the thing about prime is it's a numerical designation. That's why the original was named Prime, because it took place between Metroid and Metroid 2.MetroidMetroid'Metroid 2Like that.
>>13694361Even if you want to look at it as just a numeric designation, you can't deny that the title carries a certain amount of acclaim & expectation with it. The Prime Trilogy Revived a series that had been dead for damn near a decade, and probably got more people interested in the series than any of the previous games (barring maybe Super Metroid). After the controversy with Other M, Making a kitschy spin-off title and attaching it to the Prime series is bar none the worst possible direction to move with the series.
Why is aftyn a massive faggot?
>>13694412But Anon, he was always a faggot.
>>13694446Yeah, but it is getting pretty retarded now that we have that dragon NTR story and the kitsune bestiality story.
>>13694453>Dragon NTRWasn't that done forever ago? And is so painfully basic and cliche as to be laughable?>Kitsune BestialityMy deep, dark, secret, guilty-pleasure fetish is MGs being ravished by animals roughly analogous to their own bestial-traits.
>>13694458>Wanting to watch them being ravaged by beasts>Not wanting to be the beast that mercilessly ravages themThis shit is dangerously near the cucklands.
>>13694453So? He's not posting it here. Let the nigga do what he wants.
>>13694465That's why it's a deep, dark, guilty pleasure.But then, that's what Sabbath and/or Wonderland magic fuckery is for I do suppose.
>>13694466Did he fuck off from here?
>>13694412At least he's not me.
>>13694021One (1) doppelganger who is very good at tricking me.
>>13694468Also Mindflayers, you get to become the squid and fuck your waifu.
>>13694472No what would be worst of all is if he was me
>>13694476I wonder what differences there might be between a Mindflayer Squid and a Sabbath Tentacle.
>>13694471Which writer wouldn't want to fuck off from here with how easy it is to get you people in a tiff.
Oh no Anon!You've awoken one morning to find that your daughteru is now an oppai loli.What do you do?
>>13694498She's a Holst, she didn't change a bit. Nice try anon.
>>13694504If Holst apply twice the size of her breasts.
>>13694506Mega Holsts are top tier. No complaints whatsoever.
>>13694506>>13694512But how will she stand?
>>13694498Buy her a bra. Can't have her getting back pains and saggy breasts too soon.
>>13694498slap titties
>>13694514With getting /fit/ and several milkings each day. Holsts are strong as fuck, remember?
>>13694471Wouldn't surprise me. Honestly, I'd be completely fine with it if he did. He hasn't written a single enjoyable thing so far, he's had plenty of time to do so, and it's better if there is one else thing for faggots to bitch about. Be a shame for those that did enjoy his shit though.>>13694498>Yeti loli with huge snuggle lumpsOh boy. That's something.
>>13694519She's young and still growing
>>13694498How would an oppai loli Kiki look like?
>>13694521Nowadays you can't trust writefags to not do /d/-tier shit.It's ironic, before you had to visit the blogspot or whatever to filter the good stories but now you have to wait for some kind Anon to write a quick greentext story to enjoy some quality writefaggotry.
>>13694521>all the boys suddenly want to play with your Yeti daughteru>she doesn't know whyJust like that South Park episode with Bebe, the boys start acting like gorillas fighting over her
>>13694533Sad because her uniform top is stretched so far that the skirt is mid calf.>>13694521What do you do when she tries to hug you?
>>13694458>>13694468It's your deep♂dark♂fantasy?
>>13694540There's this crazy thing called the wordpress Anon. The blogspot was not the end all by any means.
>>13694498This makes me think about a swarm of oppai loli zombies that are trying to catch you to get warm.You run not because you don't want to hug them but because being cuddled in such pile of breasts would make you suffocate to death.
>>13694551>you will never tell an Oni she has the wrong door and the leather club is two blocks down
>>13694540>some kind Anon to write a quick greentext story to enjoy some quality writefaggotryYeah, that's exactly what I do. There are only three or so writers that I even bother with anymore if it isn't greentext or based on it. It's just too much trouble, man.>>13694543I hug her back and snuggle up with her, of course. What kind of question is that? She's my daughteru.
>>13694543>Oppai loli Kiki with tears in her eyes because she can't sweep.>Everytime she tries her breasts get in the way.
>>13694533She's really klutzy because of the sudden balance shift, and often knocks things over on accident when she turns suddenly. But she tries really hard.
>>13694567Good man.Hows the wife react if the daughters bigger?
>>13694571How would your waifu react if your daughteru had bigger breasts than her?
>>13694575>'I never thought I'd say this, but no more milk for you. Now take your milking pail and go to your room and don't come out until you're smaller- I MEAN EMPTY!'
I want a /fit/ Jinko to practically kidnap me from my home to go lift with her!
>>13694575>Cupid>Says big breasts just get in the way of the bowPouts a bit before making a small trip to the store for 'something special'
>>13694567Which writers are those?
>>13694587>Says big breasts just get in the way of the bowGreat, now I'm thinking about how Ancient Amazons would amputate one of their breasts to aid with their bowmanship.
>>13694601>Tfw this could be true for all we knowHistory is scary.
>>13694575>"I need more energy!">Proceeds to suck more of my blood
>>13694540I haven't done any /d/ material in recent memory and all I get are "Fuck off" from you degenerates.Thanks guys.
>mwf when I'll never be a nameless soldier who just choked out while on guard fit by a lamia going on about the way of a soldier
>>13694540How many "fallen" writefags do we have by now?
>>13694614>Chokes you out by pressing your face in her breasts
Would office working monster girls ask their husbands to cum on their clothes so they could smell like him all day?
>>13694592You know, I've had this same discussion a couple times over the past few months, and twice now it's been with the same guy. He always says that he agrees with me, largely, except for swapping out one of them for Lanternon. Is that you again, friend?
>>13694610>Marry a flat Vampire>Have a Dhampir daughteru>She grows up to have a huge rackOn a scale of 1 to 10 how butthurt would the Vampire waifu be?
>>13694625No, sorry friendo. Just curious as a writefag who doesn't see themselves as doing /d shit if people even care what I post here.
>>13694619The only ones I remember are Aftyn, Alp (When he's fucking deleting everything again), Bob, Bollocks, Bromont, Captain, InariKitsune, Lanternanon (LOL 'DONATIONS' FOR WRITEFAGGOTRY), LDR (He left for better pastures as far as writing goes, aka stuff that actually sells). MachineAnon, NegaWalker, Nyanon, Tarrek [RIP].Of all of them only two or three of them are genuine losses the others can fuck off and die.
>>13694626DevASStated
>>13694614>>13694621>You'll never be a rank-and-file soldier who manages to survive an attack by unknown assailants, successfully maintaining your post and protecting your kingdom>You'll never be noted for your bravery by the people you protect, who rush to your aid as you struggle to remove a blade impaled in your gut>You'll never die the same day you were decorated a hero by your king and queen a day before their daughter, who fell for you, would ask you to be her husband
>>13694604A quick google, says it's true.
>>13694575I wonder if the inverse applies with sabbath lolis>Loli waifu has a daughteru>She ends up flatter than her mom>gets rebellious because of itand calls her mother a disgusting busty hag>even though the difference between their chests is just by centimetersWhat would a good father do in that situation?
>>13694631Ah, alright. The people who I'll generally read regardless of greentext or not are PRW, Penywise and Harblador. More recently Quicksilver, too. That's it though. I have nothing against most of the others, but I just don't care to go into something completely blind when I don't trust the writer.
>>13694644Fair enough. It's solid reasoning.
>>13694644>HarbladorBut that guy writes the most bizarre of shit, after ruining two stories that had potential with some weird shit i promised to not lurk his stories ever again.
>>13694657This is why i'm glad nobody in their right mind would lurk my shit.
>Walking home through MGC>Work kept you late, and night's settled over the city entirely. Only the streetlights and the nearly full moon illuminate the roads>As always, you cut through the local park to save some time>But something's different tonight>Despite the onset of winter, the air is warm>As you tread across the grass, a light from a streetlamp some distance away catches your eye>It's bright orange, flickering as the leaves from the trees between obscure it>A few steps later, it vanishes in a flash>Must've burnt out. Yeah, that had to be it>Ha ha>You pick up the pace, certain that the sweat on your forehead is just due to the unseasonal heat>"Hey.">You whip around like a cable snapping, jumping to face the person speaking behind you>Nothing but empty field. No matter which way you turn, the park is completely silent and deserted>And swelteringly hot>You chance a glance upwards as you continue on your way>Despite all the clouds, the moon is perfectly clear and unobstructed>And completely, entirely blood red>Without breaking into an outright run, you move as fast as you possibly can>You need to get out of the park, and you don't know why>Anywhere with people. Any streets. Any place where you can see more than a few feet in front of you>Then they appear, maybe fifty metres away>Two glowing crimson pinpricks of light. Quite literally smoldering fire and sparks as they stare at you maliciously>Then they blink, disappeaing back into the reddish darkness>You dare not move, stifling your breath and wishing to god that your heartbeat didn't sound so loud in your ears>"Up a little late, aren't we?">You're forced forward onto the ground before you even have time to jump, the combination of a huge hand tripping you over an outstretched leg making you sprawl>Those same poweful hands grab you, claws piercing your arm as your attacker spins you onto your back
>>13694663Hellhound plzjust throw a stick
>>13694663>>"Up a little late, aren't we?"You're not my mom.
>>13694663I then pop like a balloon same cover her in red dye from the burst.Continuing on my way a block east.A wizards work must not be interrupted
>TFW no stories about a yandere Jabberwock childhood friend that's almost Tulpa levels of paranoia inducing
>>13694663What does Hel's dog want to do with me?
>>13694681JUSTDO ITMAKEYOUR DREAMSCOME TRUE
>>13694663If you can see it you can avoid it, this pleb needs to step it up.
>>13694657Ah, what stories did you not like what he did with?
>>13694681>TFW no story about Anon's Jabberwock tulpa becoming a sentient part of his subconscious thanks to mamono mana,
>>13693481Is this pic related to Spider and the Fly? It seems super familiar.
>>13694697>tfw no Tulpa-chan art yet
>>13694681>>13694697>Not just making Jabberwock Tulpa Nee-san realCome on, tulpas are easy to make
>>13694676>>13694675>Hellhound commited to a psychiatric hospital, claiming she almost assaulted her adopted son who she hadn't seen for years and somehow accidentally brutally killed him just after recognizing him
>>13694696Just lurk his pastebin, most of his works tagged (series) have indexes where he puts tags of what each chapter has, most stories have stuff like "violence", "pegging", "NTR" and stuff like thatThere are a couple others i remember reading from him that started good but devolved into some weird shenanigans but i can't seem to find them in his pastebin.
Deredere Hellhound who can't control her own strength accidentally killing a handsome man she found in a dark alley.
>>13694701Wouldn't 'tulpa' be a more of a suffix? I assume there could be undead manticores, vampire wurms, and holstauri alps.
>>13694704We need a healing story with this, in where a Hellhound almost rapes his long lost father/brother/son and feels ensue.
>>13694713>his
>>13694697>Monster girls appear on Earth.>Anon decides he's determined to be a miserable loner and locks himself in an underground bunker.>Makes a tulpa for company so he can maintain what scraps of sanity he still has.>Leak in the filtration causes a breach of mamono mana.>Anon's waifu materializes out of thin air.And he was just two weeks away from wizard powers.
>>13694711I requested an actual "Tulpa-chan" a long time ago. A motherly wight-like monstergirl who hovers around Anon, following him around everywhere with her arms lazily wrapped around his neck affectionally.
>>13694715Whelp, there goes my inmersion.Fucking typos man.
>>13694706Hm. I don't remember pegging, so I can't comment on that, but I'm almost 100% certain he hasn't done actual NTR. I remember, because he said he likes to freak people out with the potential and never actually do it, since it's shit tier. I'm pretty sure it was him that said that. Hell, honestly I don't even read the Oni story, since thats where a lot of things seem to accumulate. It's fine if things just aren't to your liking though, I was just curious.
>>13694706But all the "NTR" stuff is just false-flagged red-herrings. Thank goodness.
>>13694687Shia LaBeouf pls
>>13694604Amazons didn't exist but the culture they were based on were the Scythians.
>>13694738I'm not really putting all the weight on the indexes, since i haven't read those stories myself i don't know if it's true.But i'm pretty sure he had some stories where he started good, maybe some pretty normal plot, making you get to know the characters, and then BAM he hits you in the head with the feelhammer: suffering, bad ends, stuff that form shitstorms in here.though i tried to look for those but apparently he deleted them or something because i can't find them, maybe he realized how much of an asshole he was being or something and deleted them.I still don't want that kind of stuff to happen again so Harblador is a no no for me.
>>13694663>She's a hellhound, of course. Seven feet tall, paws large enough to grab your head like a football, and powerful enough to shear through steel like warm butter>Ribbons and ringlets of fire dance across her body like fluid tattoos, but they're nowhere near as bright as those same eyes you saw stalking you>Now you can make out every detail of them, from pupil to iris to sclera. The look in those eyes is terrifying. Unholy, intelligent, and at the same time completely bestial>"Don't you know what happens to little lambs who wander out into the night?" she says, straddling and keeping you pinned by the hips. She flashes you a wicked grin, fangs glinting from her own hellish light.>"They get all gobbled up.">She hooks a scythelike claw under a button on your shirt. The flames from her eyes blaze, and for one second your shirt is ember-orange, firelight spreading from her touch upon the fabric. The next second, your clothes above the waist are ash, blowing away into the wind>You cry out for help, but only the first letter makes it out of your mouth before she covers your face with a paw.>"Oh hush, prey. Even if there were people to hear you, what could they do? I am a force of hell, come to claim you and drag you into sweet oblivion. Just let it happen, and I promise nothing but g-">A howl interrupts her, loud and crystal clear, fading into an echo that sweeps the surrounding kilometres
>>13694770I like Harblador but i'm in the same boat as you.I refuse to touch the works of BBIN though.
Don't die on me now.
>>13694789I'm at 0 HP here, man. Where's the fucking medic? Everybody always plays fucking sniper.
>>13694796https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=94NxF2F2BuY>Sniper
>>13694775>Hunters fighting for their preyThis gets interesting.
>>13694770Really? Since I've read like, everything Harblador has put in here, and all the stuff you're whining about has always just been bait-and-switch.Except the Living Doll spin-off. That really was just a bad end.
>>13694775Magical girl werewolf?Magical girl werewolf!
Saw an argument on Danbooru and I'd like to know who's the real grade A cunt of the MGE setting. People were saying it's the Monster Lord or the Goddess. Also might like to have an explanation for what this whole deal with Kenkou not thinking the series is about corruption is all about.
>>13694775If my favorite clothes were burnt by a chuuni edgy hellhound I'd be beyond fucking mad.
>>13694806i can't remember much since it happened quite some months ago, but i'm pretty sure the name Harblador has a bad taste in my mind.Even if he writes good stuff, the guy is just too volatile when it comes to feels and shitstorms and i don't want to have to thread carefully in every story of his in fear of finding a bad end at every corner.
>>13694775What a shit.Would not cuddle/10.
>>13694846So, I've been wondering this for a little bit, but are you sure you have the right guy? I can't recall a single shitstorm from anything he's written. Hell, aside from the occasional shit disturber, I've only seen like one genuine complaint from people, and that was this guy saying his paladin story sucked after she transformed? Paladins don't interest me, so I didn't read it to begin with or know if that's what happened, but yeah. Then again, maybe I'm just blind. That's possible too, since I skim over the thread after waking up, and never fully read the posts.
>>13694775>last lineAh, I liked where it was going. Well this could be interesting too.
>>13694775>[Awoo in the distance]Oh fuck.
>>13694869I'm almost going fully conspiracy theorist on this one, i swear Harblador is behing all that bad taste my mind has had with the past writefaggotry but i can't remember much of it and no one ever complains about him and when i try to look for those stories i can't find them, it's like i found the proof he's a complete shitwrecker but he cleaned it and now i just look like those retards that say illuminati exist.Or maybe i'm going crazy after years of bad feels, not being able to withstand the pain i see feels everywhere.i'm actually scared.
>>13694838What's disputed is not corruption, but rather mindbreak for most instances.If the Demon Lord had her way things wouldn't have been rapey like they were now. The whole premise came about because the Chief God was able to keep some Old World settings in place.On the other hand, the Demon Lord can't and likely won't reign in a big chunk of monsterkind because they're new to being anything other than a massive backstabbing horde. Especially if they end up furthering her goal at the end of the day.She's a love freak given too much power.If the Chief God has their way it would also be a dead end for humanity. Since monsters were made solely to cull the population of mankind when they got too big and powerful. Victory for this god means restarting the cycle of slaughter.
>>13694775>>13694842If my favorite clothes were burnt by anyone I'd be fucking pissed too.
>>13694912I actually believe both sides are shit too.On one side the goddess is just a narcissistic bitch who is seeing her own reign being threatened by monsters, so she fights to maintain status quo.On the other hand the Monster Lord is just a slut that wants to have as much sex as possible, she probably realized her influence is expanding and that order may be maintained in certain places but she doesn't give a fuck and just want to lock herself in her castle with her husband and fuck all day, nevermind the unrest her systematic "conquests" are causing all over the place.
>>13694775We're going ful shonen with this shit.>To you, it's just a howl. High and strong and loud. But the hellhound tenses, rubbernecking wildly to determine the source, ears like radar dishes>She glares down at you, fuming, body seething with barely contained hellfire. Her fur looks ready to burst any second. "Who did you bring with you?!">Your look of confusion is all the answer she needs. The hellhound removes herself from your crotch and plants herself on all fours, back arched, ears drawn back and unclothed ass positioned squarely before your eyes>She growls, hackles rising and grass burning beneath her paws, ready to attack>Then a bolt of lightning arcs over your shoulder, crashing into her from behind like a freight train driven by Thor himself>The sound of snarling catches up to you a second later, and the park is thrown into a display of pyrotechnics as two forces of nature clash just metres away from you>Light and shadow dance together in a frenzy as red hellfire and some mysterious, blue-white flame collide and crash against each other>In an explosion of energy, the two writhing fighters seperate, and for the first time since heaven and hell started their apparent war on each other, you see your saviour>She's a wolfgirl, no doubt about it, as tall as the hellhound and with a presence to match>But the similarity ends there. Her skin's not charcoal, but fair and pale. Her fur is silver. Not just white, but actual silver, shiny and metallic like the metal itself. It's a stunning contrast to the lightless black of the hellhound's fur, and sparks with blue motes of light for every ember your attacker produces.
>>13694912>>13694950Corruption and mindbreak make me fucking angry.Both sides need to be exterminated.
>>13694966I'm rooting for the Hellhound
>>13694978Why not both?
>>13694912That sounds really different from how some people were describing it. Is this all interpretation stuff or what?
>>13694975But then we won't have monstergirls.
>>13694983MGE a shit.
>>13694966He will probably get raped by whoever wins, best course of action is to slip away while they fight.
>>13694983The idea that monster girls would cease existing if the demon lord dies makes no fucking sense to me.Also fuck MGE monster girls. I'd slay the demon lord and the chief god and make my own improved monster girls.
>>13694975Corruption is not so bad given the right contexts. Keep in mind the average human has rather puritanical values so maybe a modern day earth human wouldn't be corrupted in the same sense. Who knows.I think it works for the whole premise.>>13694982That's directly pulled from the setting info for the most part. When you read everything and take it into a count corruption makes a bit more sense than outright mindbreak with the exception of things like Mindflayer.
>>13694999>Corruption is not so bad given the right contexts.N o .
>>13694992No, it's better to stay, just from a farther distance. If you run, they would probably notice and both will go after you.
>>13694966>You see that same blue in her eyes, but you catch just a glimpse of them before she charges back into battle, wielding the light she emits like an extension of her own body, slashing with her claws, tail and head to cleave apart blasts of hellfire>You back away slowly, thinking maybe you can just run and put this whole thing behind you>Then the roar hits you like a truck, the force from it knocking you back down onto your ass. It's almost as if there's a lion screaming into your ears, so loud is it.>The hellhound is thrown to the ground, burning enough to make an ignis look like a candle. Hate drips from her eyes and mouth in little beads of lava, matching the glowing ichor dripping from her wounds and fizzling out on the scorched and blackened soil.>She makes a move to attack again, but the glowing wolfigirl roars again. Only this time, there's Power behind it. A deep thrumming that shakes the earth and fortifies her shout with what sounds like the ringing of a crystal bell>The energy the hellhound attempts to summon is blown away by a wind you can't feel, her body cooling to black and the bolts of hellfire she throws cast away in the face of that roar>Fear enters her eyes, and without another second spared she turns and bounds away on all fours>The wolfgirl's roar dies on her lips, leaving your ears ringing for a few moments>She walks over to you, wrapping a paw around your forearm and pulling you to your feet as if you weighed no more than a stuffed toy>"You alright?">"Uh, I think so. Maybe? I'm not sure.">She makes a quick inspection of your crotch, bending down to take a sniff as you freeze in place. "Well, you've still got pants, and they're still on. And I can only smell her juice on you, so I'd say you're alright." She smiles at you. "Good job on not wetting yourself too, by the way."
>>13694998It's because they have her energy in them giving them succubus traits which is why they're monstergirls. They were just generic JRPG monsters before. If she dies the Chief God gets to make a new Demon Lord and reverts them all so she can have them fulfill their intended purpose.
>>13694966>>13695008Raiju MG when.
>>13695012Yeah but what if I kill the chief god first, and then the demon lord
>>13694999I find corruption pretty bad in that scenario.Like if you are from a paladin-friendly town and everyone believes in a set of morals that can build you in a straight and decent man.But then the corruption comes with the MGs and everybody starts to fall to the vices of debauchery, lewdness and hedonism.Who can you trust after everybody betrayed the beliefs that formed them into the people they are now? if you were to throw away the ideals that always made you proud of yourself just to have a bit more of pleasure then how can you trust yourself not to betray any belief you have from that day forward?
>>13695008>"Thanks. Thanks for the rescue too, I suppose." You look her up and down. Her silver fur's matted in places with blood, and there's open wounds on her chest, shoulders and arms. But despite all that, she doesn't seem to be in much discomfort. Her sporty getup, a loose grey top that still strains around her bust and a pair of tracksuits, are both torn to hell and back, but just barely do their job at salvaging her decency. "So, who are you?" you ask, taking note of her luminous blue eyes, the little points of light floating out of them, and the barely visible, ghostly white imposition of a wolf's head, shimmering into existence wherever she moves her own. The same effect is apparent on her hands and feet, claws like a wight's mimicking the movements of her own arms and legs.(Goddamn character limit. I loathe it.)
>>13695017If you kill the Chief God then the Demon Lord wins. She'd be able to complete her plan. They're keeping each other in balance. Also you have her Lilims to worry about and i'm sure the Chief God has some back ups too. So you'd have to start from the bottom up.
>>13695018I despise anything related to mindbreak, corruption, mind control, brainwashing, etc.Even simple telepathy makes me angry because I'm a sucker for privacy.
KC tries so hard to make everybody happy it becomes pathetic.I was reading the extra notes on the latest monster girl's page.
>>13695014Well, now I know a nice name to give her. Thanks, man.>>13695023>"I'm Rai. I'm a foo dog!">"Foo dog?">"Some people call me a temple dog, but I don't really like that. I've never been to a temple in my life, and "foo dog" makes it sound like I'm good at martial arts.">"Are you?">"Nope!" she beams. But then she looks down at you, frowning.>"What?">"Well, I was just wandering, I guess you were walking back home, and you don't have a shirt, and even though I scared her off that hellhound might come back...">"You want to walk me home?">"Okay, sure!" she says, as if you were actually asking her. "Also if you have any bandages at your place, that'd be great. And a couch I can crash on.">"What?!">"Just for the night," she reassures you. "Doing all that fancy stuff kind of tires me out.">You stay silent for a second, wondering if she's saving you from one rape-attempt just to set you up for her own. But after a little internal debate... "Sure." If she was going to jump your bones in your sleep, so be it. Going by first impressions, you could be raped by a lot worse.>"Great!" She wags her tail, flicking off little weightless droplets of light that dissolve into the air as the wind picks them up. "Also, can I use your shower? And borrow some of your clothes? Also, what's your name?">Not too unreasonable, you suppose. You tell her your name, fall into step with her, and set off back home, making smalltalk with your new friend.And, that's it. I've had the idea for a Foo/temple dog-girl for a while now, but never really got around to posting anything interesting with it. I think one works quite well as the yin to a hellhound's yang, employing weird holy powers as a parallel to hellfire. So thanks for that, Dresden Files.I doubt that I'll go any further with this, neither the concept or the character, but it feels nice to get it off of my chest. Feel free to take it where you want, if you so desire.
>>13695049That was pretty cool. A shame you aren't interested in doing anything else with it though.
>>13695049Mouse is best dog
>>13695018It's a good question, and one of the reasons I like it. For muh drama.KC doesn't talk about such people obviously. He explores people who were tied or trapped down by the system, couldn't be their true selves, or came to resent society for its boundaries (Ex. Primera the half-elf who had to put up with race related drama.) For such individuals it's less betraying their beliefs, but rather betraying society's beliefs to follow their own locked away beliefs and desires. Probably just as destructive but it's a key part of corruption. Corruption being a more natural change of character, where you jump off the cliff on your own volition rather than being pushed off.
>>13695068If you take that away from a person they become a literal animal. Oh yeah, that's another thing I dislike, how primal KC's girls are.
>>13695048It's a wish-fulfillment hentai setting; what were you expecting?
>>13695078That's I thing I like. They're monsters after all.
>>13695093a thing*
>>13695048KC is a bitch dawg, just use his art for ideas.
>>13695096Fuck you for having an opinion differing from mine.
>>13695100What monster girls do you like?>>13695048>>13695089>>13695099It's basically "you can do whatever you want, except for this, this, this and this". I honestly can't care anymore.
>>13695078Eh, one man's meat is another man's poison. I just like the core concept of MGQ and MGE, which is a treacherously lewd JRPG world which leads to F/m rape if you're not careful. If I wanted some docile girls I would just hook up with a human. It's part of the draw of xenophilia for me.Neither setting is perfect but my personal headcanon setting takes bits and pieces from both. I dropped corruption too, since I mainly like it for general storytelling but not most lewd stuff.But no, it's no erasing everything about them. Darth Vader didn't become an animal. The shadows in Persona 4 weren't animals.Just read the entirety of the setting info. And maybe Fallen Maidens. The former gives you info that shows Monsters have their own culture in spite of their massive overwhelming lust. And that Incubi are also crucial because they bring with them their old professions and things like that.Fallen Maidens gives you a taste of what the corruption is like. It shows you how it plays out. Which I think is a bit important since these discussions are so common.The society is still super hedonistic and loses track of time but it definitely has infrastructure and so on. So it's not too black and white. Another thing that's overlooked is that not every monster is out corrupting and are just living their lives. Probably the majority of them. Many of them really have to rape for the most part or risk dying out entirely. The general consensus in the very oldest days of MGE was that Druella and her ilk were the shitters and most monsters were sympathetic on some level. Along with most of the Order who know nothing about the situation and just want to get by.
>>13695068That's why i believe the kind of people that fall into corruption are the weak-willed people, that always believe what other people think of them, that never express themselves and are always shoot down when other people give bad opinion about them, the kind of people that can't stand for themselves and say "i don't give a shit what you think".They feel that they will only be free when everything else that opposed their "free will" disappears, they don't even stop to think what kind of harm they are doing.The whole setting is like giving super powers to spoiled children, they will just go and do what they please and no one will be able to stop them, the goddess help us all.
>>13694895Anon.Get help.
>>13695112>>13695115I like me monsters similar to humans, like the ones you see in MGQ (excluding the murderous ones, duh), EMG, Oretama, and the sort.>>13695119Yeah... in fiction, it's always the weak-willed who succumb to corruption.
>>13695141>MGQReally? I find them to be like MGE monsters but more mean spirited. Even nearly all of the non-murderous ones would molest and rape Luka.
>>13695141That's the problem Anon, as long as the corruption only takes weak-willed people it will be a shitty faction to side with, i just can imagine how fucked up MG-friendly zones are i bet they are live representation of the circlejerk we have sometimes.
>>13695150Cause they're conceptually rape machines and view humans as a food source rather than a subject of affection.
>>13695164That would make them less similar to humans though and arguably more primal.
You wouldn't pull up a Dragon's top in front of all her friends, would you?http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=51077583
>>13695150I always saw it as a culture thing? Though I'm mostly focusing on girls like Alice and Tamamo.Maybe I'm just a fucking retard.
>>13695115I like the whole standard concept of MGs.I just like to have a fighting chance, not the usual "fighting back? lol nope, enjoy getting pelviscerated like the little bitch you are" most people like it to be, i think the whole hope of winning in such a world makes things spicier.Like, what's the point of trying to have fun in a world where you know you and your race are doomed to be trampled over by MGs wanting your semen?If i wanted a doomed ending i would accept real life and become a decent person.
>>13695061It's not that I'm not interested in it, but I feel that I can't really go anywhere with it. I'm not good at writing anything besides quick smut one-shots, and I feel that Rai (or any other foo dog-girl, for that matter) would fit best in a longer story with conflict and battles. Somewhere she can show off her fancy holy powers.If I just wrote smut about her, I worry that she'd be no more than a werewolf emitting some pretty light effects. Unless you want her using her weird spirit wolf stand-thing to give you a wolfjob.Maybe a threesome with her and a hellhound might be a thing I could possibly do. Maybe I'll continue Rai's story with that. But it'd be in full prose, if it does ever end up becoming a thing. Which it might not. But maybe if I ever feel like writing it, then who knows.
>>13695194My nigga.I want to travel the world with a qt warrior mg to set all wrongs right.
>>13695197To tell you the truth, at first i thought the story would actually end with the hellhound and the foo dog-girl somehow resolving their differences and doing a threesome with the guy, that would have been a cool stoy.
>>13695119>That's why i believe the kind of people that fall into corruption are the weak-willed people, that always believe what other people think of them, that never express themselves and are always shoot down when other people give bad opinion about them, the kind of people that can't stand for themselves and say "i don't give a shit what you think".It's nice to tote lines like "well they should just stand up to them" and "they shouldn't give a shit what others think" until you consider how they'll be mercilessly browbeaten or just literally beaten back into line. Despite what you seem to think, attitude doesn't solve a lot of problems and characters with a resigned attitude can be just as easily a product of being rewarded for defiance with crushing defeat over and over in some way.
>>13695194Well I have varied tastes for such scenarios. But losing to a monster isn't about the big meta plot hanging over your head. Or exploring the world. It's about the exotic experience of being ravished by something more powerful than you and then watching it develop into cute fluffy waifu stuff. Sometimes it's just nice to enjoy what comes your way instead of traveling the world or worrying about both factions (which have their pros and cons. Humanity is doomed in different ways unless a third option pops up.)For traveling and fighting I probably wouldn't side with either faction. I would just beat up the whatever side is currently bullying the in whatever place my waifu and I encounter. We would probably gain huge bounties on our heads because of this and piss everyone off.
>>13695222>being ravished by something more powerful than you and then watching it develop into cute fluffy waifu stuffThis is so fucking retarded, ahahaha.
>>13695197Ah. Apologies, then. I guess I took it the wrong way.>I'm not good at writing anything besides quick smut one-shots, and I feel that Rai (or any other foo dog-girl, for that matter) would fit best in a longer story with conflict and battles.While there are probably a lot of people who would agree with you, I am not one of them. Very makes me drop shit faster in long stories than shit like that. Hell, I'd be fine with only reading SoL stuff for the rest of my life. Lewd stuff I can take it or leave it. I get where you're coming from though.
>>13695191Heck no. It was definitely instinctual for a lot of them even Alice. Because the theme is that they're the predators and you're the prey. Or they have huge breeding instincts. It's pretty much exactly like MGE in this regard but with less love and more vore.
>>13695217Then they should probably stop being such pussies
>>13695227If you take it too seriously yeah. It's gap moe.
>>13695232So I'm a fucking retard. God damn it.>with less love and more voreI always skipped the rape scenes. I played it for the plot.
>>13695217This honestly sounds like the average attitude of a white teenager girl from a movie. I guess >>13695119 explained it better:>The whole setting is like giving super powers to spoiled children
>hobgoblin friend sneaks up behinds you>scares you and you accidentally punch her in the boob>she starts crying uncontrollably What do you do?
>>13695246Apologize.
>>13695246Apologize, offer to massage it to make it feel better.
>>13695246Isn't the boob a foolproof pillow to soften any impacts?
>>13695246Tell her I'm sorry.
>>13695246Apologize?? Duh.
>>13695246Apologize and hug her, while giving her headpats.
>>13695208I guess it would've been. But I apparently had shonen on the brain, and wanted to show off the foo girl with a big flashy entrance.Maybe for a continuation, I'll have the hellhound get the drop on her and 「You」, as the setup to some threesome where they're still acting like rivals during the sex.>>13695229>Very makes me drop shit faster in long stories than shit like that.Very little?Anyway, I suppose if I carried it on from what I wrote above, I could do one or two little one-shots, looking into the life of the foo girl and hellhound as they try to lead a life sharing their mate. Something silly and ending in sex.
>>13695268The fighting stuff is cool, the threesome could have happened when at some point they have to forcefully end up fighting, maybe protagoanon trying to stop the fight when he sees they are getting serious and shit, no one wants to see two qt girls getting ripped apart by each other, if that's your fetish then fuck you.I wish more stories showed more shonen-tier stuff like fights and standoffs.
>>13695268>Very littleYeah, that. I originally had "nothing", but decided against saying that and then forgot the little. Whoops. Yeah, I'd read those sort of things. Even if it didn't end in sex, although that seems to be the only thing you feel confident in writing. Peny?
>>13695246>say "ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY"
>>13695246Cupcakes of Forgiveness + Apologize + Hugs, free shoulder rides for the rest of the day.
>>13695281>hobgoblin starts choking back tears
>>13695275>if that's your fetish then fuck you.Nah. Most I'd go in this story is foo girl getting all her fur singed off after a particularly powerful blast of fire by the hellhound.Writing character injury, amputation or death is one thing, and describing gore incidentally is also one thing, but I don't think I could play up gore for fetishistic reasons. I'm too soft for that.>>13695279>Peny?Nope. He's written way more than me.
I wanna use a wurm for a bed.
>>13695314I'd tear apart a dragon's wings and use them as covers.jk I love dragon girls
>>13695314>you will never belly to belly with a Wurm
>>13695301Getting hurt in a fight is okay, it's the gore-tier stuff that is just too much.
>>13695246>>13695246Apologetic hugs and saying I'm sorry
>>13695322>You will never tongue a wurm's navel while she thrashes her tail about, carving welts through the floor as she giggles and laughs
>>13692978You got a lotta fuckin typos dude.
>>13695314That does sound pretty nice. She'd probably make a good bed. I want to use a polar bear girl as a bed, myself.
>>13695188Pretty nice. And only if she deserves it.
>>13695314i want to use a totally normal bed as my personal bed, being comfy is my highest priority.
All that makes us human continues.
>>13695365At the very least you should line it with sheepgirls if you want the highest quality sleep.
>>13695368>All that makes us humans continues>All except ourselves
>>13694148Turned into an Alp. As far as traitor deviants go, I must have reached a new low in her eyes and need to be punished with a few lashings and intense manual labor to keep all the naughty thoughts away.
>>13695241And "they should probably stop being such pussies" doesn't sound like a flippant teenager? Yes, the setting is centered around wish fulfillment so having that around will be unavoidable, but I refuse to agree with his categoric assertion of a group he obviously dislikes all sharing a negative quality despite apparently having complete control over their situations.
>>13695379I want to use a sheepgirl as my personal rub stick for when i'm going to sleep.
>>13695246Offer to kiss it and make it better.
I bet night MGC would be safe, most guys are terrified of it so monstergirls would stop coming out at night making it a safe place
>>13695314I want to be a Yeti's personal dakimakura
>>13695400You're not making me go outside at night that easily
>>13695400Says the monster girl.
>>13695246from the MGE (lel) but:>When a man stops moving his hands and fondling their breasts, they'll react as if they've become addicted to the stimulus; panicking when the pleasure suddenly stops, frantically rubbing their bodies against him and begging him to continue with tears in their eyes. So yeah she actually liked when you punched her in the boob and wants you to hit them again
I'm already a dead man so I'll make this brief.There are monstergirls stalking these threads right now.Thread's about to die so they won't find out, spread the word.
>>13695314Wouldn't it be kinda hard?
>>13695427God I hate this joke.
>>13695428They can temporarily remove some of their scales and the fleshier parts of them are super soft.
>>13695400You wont fool me so easily, friend. Besides, there will still be plenty of nocturnal MGs out and about, doing their thing.
>>13695400What about all the sluts who intentionally walk around at night looking to get raped?
>>13695417It would be safe>>13695421No I am real human i have penis and everything>>13695436That is why you have to time the stroll just right
>>13695438>"If he didn't want to get raped, why was he home in his bed, at night? A place and time when sex happens?"
>>13695393They don't have complete control over their situations, they basically have a grudge against the world which the mamono mana uses as a lever to strip them off of their humanity and their principles, in the end they are still just following someone else's ideology they didn't choose in the first place, the difference is that now they are too drugged with pleasure to complain.
>>13695435Yeah, I know. But you'd need a huge Wurm so you could use only her fleshy bits for resting. Not that I'd refuse a Wurm bed in either case.
>>13695447It was a snack run, fucking monsters raping everything
>>13693334>Turm back from washing the daughter's hair only to see her playing with her toys again>You studied micromancy for this exact moment>The boat's containers blast open as green soldiers roll out and start firing at the evil daughteru>The bullets rain down upon her but feel as though a soft breeze>They bounce of her monstrous hide with ease and she laughs at the foolhardy humans>An epic battle is fought in which the men combat the tentacles trying to destroy the ship and sever the ones stealing men>A loud bang from your mouth signals a satchel charge going off in a large(mini) explosion>"Gaah!" It flails through the water, (not)severed, out of the fight>The tiny green soldiers cheer as the battle enters its next desperate stage>It's come down the the monster herself, and the last green man, her tentacles ruined and (playing)dead >Out of ammo now, the soldier fixes a bayonet to his gun and bravely charges her>The battle lasts hours(minutes), the intense battle blasting away at the two warriors, their hearts bared and speaking, true feelings of admiration for the powerful monster and the brave soldier arcing across clashing weapons >As they grit their teeth and bare their fangs one emotion crosses between the two of them in a flash>A newer emotion>Love>"And they lived happily ever after. The bath's gone cold honey, lets get you out.">"'Kay daddy!">Get the daughteru dry and off to bed>Waifu watches it all with a wry grin, "Why not just read her fairy tales like normal fathers?">Shrug, "I like the messages behind mine better.">"And how did that one end?" The kraken grins as her tentacles coil around you,> "They lived happily ever after.">"And the adult version?">"You should know. It wasn't so long ago I was that green soldier right?">"Fufu," She sighs, "You make me want to do some reminiscing.">"Want me to run another bath?">"No we can reminisce in bed. But first, go see to our daughter. I can her her calling for you"
>>13693369We need a stronger word. Like... Badong. I will stand for everything that is the opposite of mindflayer NTR. I will be, gnodaB
>>13695448That's reasonable for the most parts. Though said principles in this case don't sound are being internalized and therefore theirs to begin with.
>>13695456>"And the adult version?">mfw I wouldn't have thought that out
>>13695464You have my axe.
>>13695464Fuck how did you find that
>>13693817Nigger, that's how your worried parents send you off to bel-air
>>13695486I don't think "fuck anything you see against their will all the time" is a principle more than a handful people have.
>>13695486It's basically appealing to your instincts, it's like someone influencing your actions through food rewards just because you can get hungry, that doesn't mean the desire for food is because you agree with the ideology of the one person giving you food.
>>13693892>There's this bitch of a dullahan that makes your life a living hell where you work >One day through er usual routine, just as you're about ready to snap, the dullahan stomps her foot and the body plucks the head off of its own accord>Drops the head aside and pulls you into a deep hug full of more emotion than a hug should have, the head blushing, flustered and yelling all the while>Turns out she was just a really shitty Tsundere, and the body just put up with her shit because she thought that one day her dere phase would come around
>>13695456Cute. And a good dad, going through that trouble for his daughteru.>>13695514Oh god. It's too much.
>>136955142cute, also better help the head
>>13695454>It was a snack runFor the monster too. She found just what she was looking for.
>>13694083I only bring it up when I'm actually listening to ASMR, and the thought crosses my mind, 'how nice would it be if this were actually an 'x' and, if this were actually happening, and I weren't so soul crushingly alone' Which to be fair, is pretty often, so I guess you're not entirely wrong. But still, it's not as bad as chubby alp.
>>13695533It's just as bad, dude.
>>13695527I just wanted some chips and a pop, I didn't ask for rape
I want to get snatched up by a monster while walking around MGC at night because my fridge is empty and I want free breakfast in the morning!
>>13695549You want to be a fuck-hobo?
>>13695549>snatched up by a monster at night>my fridge is emptyYou're going in the fridge
>>13694551>F U C K Y O U
>>13695549How would you find one of the good girls that would make you breakfast, and not just kick you out?
>>13694498Was she already a loli? I weep tears of joy for the bombshell she will become if this was just her first step in puberty, and train so I can beat down any of the asshole boys that become interested in her.
I want to snatch a Dullahan's head right off her shoulders and then run away from the body as fast as I can!
>>13695549How do you know that you will get fed afterwards?I don't understand the logic of people who wander around MGC at night, you are just going to get raped by some disgusting MG in a pile of trash, pass out, wake up with your clothes and wallet missing, and have to make the Raiden naked walk of shame back home.
>>13695514Give the head deep kisses until it's too out of breath (Somehow) to keep up the shitty tsun routine.
>>13695572>tfw Dullahan dies if her body and head are separated for too long/too far from each otherGood going, scrub.
>>13695508Yes desire for fulfillment is quite a basic drive and an easy chain to yank, but to call it purely appealing to instincts would be a misnomer. Even as the end result of deliberation and conscious decision making, people will go along with actions for the 'wrong' reasons as long as the results coincide with their interests.
>>13695554Temporarily>>13695576Who said anything about bringing my walllet? You make a plan of course. Go to a slightly nicer area. Try to make it more consensual. Be prepared to possibly get raped by about 3 or so different girls before one will bring you home. If she doesn't make you breakfast then you can just raid the fridge. And take her wallet.
>>13695544It wouldn't be rape if you asked for it now, would it?
>>13695572I want to blindfold a Dullahan's head, throw her in an iron box and dump her into a deep lake after verbally and physically abusing her!