Congratulations! You have won a ticket for 1 (one) sword training session with the legendary swordswoman Youmu Konpaku. How will you make advuse of this one in a lifetime offer with this beautiful girl?

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Anonymous Wed Jun 24 19:25:21 2015 No.13690665 [Reply] [Original]

Congratulations! You have won a ticket for 1 (one) sword training session with the legendary swordswoman Youmu Konpaku. How will you make advuse of this one in a lifetime offer with this beautiful girl?

>>	⑨Liberty-kun⑨ !YO3/k6BLSc Wed Jun 24 19:29:58 2015 No.13690685 File: 76 KB, 705x599, 705px-Horus.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Tod!Bob thread?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 19:31:14 2015 No.13690692 >>13690685 >tfw no Todbob

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 19:34:58 2015 No.13690701 sex with youmu!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 19:40:40 2015 No.13690708 >>13690665 Only one session? How am I supposed to become an expert swordsman with just that?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 19:41:03 2015 No.13690711 kuso thread

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 19:41:55 2015 No.13690713 i'll let her train my sword if you know what i mean ;)

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 19:58:51 2015 No.13690751 File: 80 KB, 578x454, KHAN.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13690685 >horus

>>	⑨Liberty-kun⑨ !YO3/k6BLSc Wed Jun 24 20:00:00 2015 No.13690755 File: 24 KB, 600x620, 99120106022_HiveTyrantNEW04.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13690751 >humans

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 20:03:09 2015 No.13690767 >>13690755 >>13690685 Go shit up /m/ instead, crossie.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 20:05:28 2015 No.13690776 he also browses /v/, and /vg/, and Basically, he and his siblings are killing this board.

>>	⑨Liberty-kun⑨ !YO3/k6BLSc Wed Jun 24 20:07:49 2015 No.13690781 I also browse tg and kill WoW guilds

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 20:16:43 2015 No.13690811 >>13690776 Todbob browses /v/ and /vg/!? The monster... I thought he was a true /jp/er kind of guy. How many lies have I been told!!?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 20:37:17 2015 No.13690909 I want to force Youmu to give me a handjob. Just a handjob.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 20:40:22 2015 No.13690928 >>13690665 Will it have to be with katana? I don't like single edged blades. Otherwise, I've always wanted to be better with swords.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 20:44:14 2015 No.13690946 todbob pls stop playing your mmos and post here onegai

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 20:45:18 2015 No.13690952 File: 56 KB, 640x360, Mike Matei's Sidekick.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Which celebrity would you liken the most to Todbob? Pic related is my choice.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 20:45:25 2015 No.13690953 >>13690946 We need to gather more crystals to summon Todbob into this realm.

>>	⑨Liberty-kun⑨ !YO3/k6BLSc Wed Jun 24 20:48:06 2015 No.13690964 File: 865 KB, 800x656, Varoufakismund.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13690952

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 21:22:15 2015 No.13691108 Sheathing my sword with Youmu!

Anonymous Wed Jun 24 21:33:47 2015 No.13691171

>>13690708
You won't last a single day in GSK with this little brainpower! You have to get yourself killed during training so she takes you to the netherworld and you live with her and Yuyuko forever. Or if you're lucky, she drops you and you live with the tamiflu sisters instead.

>>	⑨Liberty-kun⑨ !YO3/k6BLSc Wed Jun 24 21:36:51 2015 No.13691183 >>13691171 Sounds like todbob to me

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 21:41:04 2015 No.13691205 >>13691171 I don't want to be exorcised for being dishonorable, though. On the other hand, getting stuck with the musician trio isn't the worst that could happen

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 21:53:51 2015 No.13691253 >>13691183 Can Todbob kill servants?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 22:24:43 2015 No.13691363 I'd sell the ticket to some Youmu-obssessed weirdo for big bucks.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 22:26:46 2015 No.13691373 can she even speak English?

>>	TODBOB !6SDmi73lyQ Wed Jun 24 22:31:55 2015 No.13691392 >>13691253 Yes

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 24 22:32:47 2015 No.13691396 Learning how to properly use a katana is one of my wishes. Also why does sage not automatically save to the email field anymore?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 07:04:33 2015 No.13692746 >>13690665 I'd rather train with todbob. If he can kill servants then poor little Youmu stands no chance. She'd get destroyed so hard it wouldn't even BE funny.

>>	⑨Liberty-kun⑨ !YO3/k6BLSc Thu Jun 25 07:10:48 2015 No.13692755 >>13692746 Stop posting todbob

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 08:47:05 2015 No.13692894 By piercing my sword into her.

>>	TODBOB !L7/xYez2oE Thu Jun 25 09:03:57 2015 No.13692929 >>13692755 It's not me

Anonymous Thu Jun 25 10:55:37 2015 No.13693127
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>>13690665

>Congratulations! You have won a ticket for 1 (one) sword training session with the legendary swordswoman Youmu Konpaku. How will you make advuse of this one in a lifetime offer with this beautiful girl?

Sword training? You're stuck in the past. Yuyuko had already convinced her to abandon her ways of the warrior and instead live to become the embodiment of feminine beauty.

Naturally, this would happen to every man that wants to "train" with her.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 10:58:46 2015 No.13693130 File: 51 KB, 296x200, 1360106939999.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] did i hear dork training?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 18:19:04 2015 No.13694351 File: 713 KB, 1280x720, 4.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13691392 >>13692929 Todbob has TWO tripcodes!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 25 18:32:40 2015 No.13694383 >>13693127 You can't train for that with a child. None of it counts with a little boy!

>>	TODBOB !n8DC1JIm4Q Thu Jun 25 18:52:30 2015 No.13694435 >>13694351 It keep happening

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 26 03:44:38 2015 No.13696401 File: 206 KB, 1440x810, Nyarukoo.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13691392 >>13692929 >>13694435 Post your face when three todbobs

>>	⑨Liberty-kun⑨ !YO3/k6BLSc Fri Jun 26 08:06:32 2015 No.13697035 File: 30 KB, 660x340, 5F35304941EACAFC741AED4024D7C0E4.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13696401

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 26 09:56:17 2015 No.13697230 >>13696401 Cute face dude! I want to kiss you!

Anonymous Fri Jun 26 10:02:58 2015 No.13697246
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>>13690665
What's she gonna teach me, a bit of Kendo? From my previous classes, my first one was only about learning the footwork for moving forwards and backwards, practicing how to behave properly in the dojo, and how to handle your bokken in a training session. And this isn't counting the stretching and warm-up exercises you're supposed to do before you start.

Basically, you'll learn the basis for learning other things on your first class, but that's essentially paramount to nothing if you can't follow it through. I'm not a clever enough fellow to devise a plan and get closer to the gardener like that, and certainly in not a single day.

If it was, say, a week or a month, where you could actually learn something useful, I'd take the lessons by day, and try to practice as much as I could by night in an effort to try and impress her legitimately. That would be my best shot at even at least catching her attention.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 26 14:09:54 2015 No.13697790 why is todbob so popular?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 26 14:59:51 2015 No.13697939 >>13697790 He's a big guy.

>>	proREMIRIAt Elite Force Comman(...) !rSDMROXTB. Fri Jun 26 15:43:59 2015 No.13698089 https://d.maxfile.ro/bpibqoycmx.gif Also, is todbob one of the ancients

>>	⑨Liberty-kun⑨ !YO3/k6BLSc Fri Jun 26 16:05:57 2015 No.13698135 >>13697790 He's the Egoraptor of jp

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 26 16:14:29 2015 No.13698163 >>13690665 I'm better than that dork.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 26 19:57:33 2015 No.13698708 Post more Youmu

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 26 19:59:15 2015 No.13698714 File: 661 KB, 1000x708, 20832639.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13698708

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 26 20:05:29 2015 No.13698731 File: 79 KB, 600x720, Makii.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13698708 Post more todbob

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 27 11:57:35 2015 No.13700942 File: 192 KB, 445x407, Youmu.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13692755 Youmu is only level 32! She stands no chance against todbob.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 27 12:37:06 2015 No.13701069 >swords No thanks, I'm more of a marksman myself

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 27 13:03:48 2015 No.13701152 >>13693127 >shota Fuck off.

Anonymous Sat Jun 27 13:25:06 2015 No.13701225
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I'm married to Youmu and she has taught me a fair bit of fencing, but the thing is that our training sessions invariably lead to wild sex right then and there on the floor.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 27 16:26:54 2015 No.13701763 So I may able to wield four of the worlds largest swords in history

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 27 17:05:16 2015 No.13701927 >>13690665 Can Youmu rip her own phantom self with her katana? Serious question.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 28 03:22:28 2015 No.13703810 >>13701927 Serious answer.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 28 03:33:11 2015 No.13703831 >>13703810 I'll take that as a no.

Anonymous Sun Jun 28 04:01:34 2015 No.13703891

>>13701927
I assume she can, after all the mochi ball is just her exposed soul/spirit/essence so she would be committing spiritual suicide by slashing it as any other phantom. Though it might be impossible for her to even do it accidentally if the "self-preservation" bullshit applies to her as well.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 28 04:58:45 2015 No.13704047 >>13690713 Silly jpsie. Swords aren't trained, people are. Also, training at night might mess up your circadian rhythms so it's not a good idea.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 28 05:38:46 2015 No.13704138 File: 365 KB, 1147x1099, 30708433.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want to be Yumu's sword!

Anonymous Sun Jun 28 16:30:23 2015 No.13705896
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>>13704138
I want to roughly fuck Youmu's soul like an onahole and cum inside it. My jizz filling up her most important part would make her fall in love with me and I'd gently deflower her beautiful body.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 28 19:13:06 2015 No.13706565 I'll bring a hammer to a swordfight

>>	Anonymous Sun Jun 28 21:32:37 2015 No.13707145 >>13690665 I'd teach her how to use a bow, and use my knees as targets.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 29 01:24:56 2015 No.13707943 File: 495 KB, 1200x850, 1423240376834.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I'd spend the day with her instead.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 29 01:26:42 2015 No.13707949 >>13690665 I doubt a little girl has anything to teach a man like me about sword fighting. Maybe she should go back to playing with her dollies

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 29 02:04:15 2015 No.13708033 >>13690665 That's one girly looking boy.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 29 02:07:21 2015 No.13708043 >>13701069 You do know that samurai were also expert archers and used bows nearly as often as swords, right? Youmu probably knows archery.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 29 02:27:03 2015 No.13708092 >>13707943 What is she dreaming about? Nobody ever taught her not to sleep like a tramp? That's a very uncouth Touhou.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 29 02:27:54 2015 No.13708095 >>13708092 Electric ghosts.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 29 02:28:37 2015 No.13708099 >>13708043 Youmu is not a samurai.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 29 02:30:14 2015 No.13708103 >>13708095 What is an electric ghost?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 29 02:32:42 2015 No.13708108 >>13708103 Electrical version of ghost. Youmu is half-ghost.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 29 02:34:04 2015 No.13708109 >>13708108 Youmu is half-phantom, fucking casual.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 29 02:55:00 2015 No.13708163 >>13708109 What is the difference between ghost and phantom?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 29 02:56:18 2015 No.13708169 >>13708108 I still don't really understand the connection between ghosts and electricity but okay ...

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 29 02:57:52 2015 No.13708178 >>13708169 They are intangible...

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 29 14:55:30 2015 No.13709740 >>13708043 Her dual-wielding technique suggests a melee-focused Ranger to me... ... of course, Rangers are also good at archer-FUCK

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 29 16:50:05 2015 No.13710182 File: 498 KB, 1047x1200, 81bb26f3652c32d43327b1150ef7f5a2[1].png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Oops, sorry!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 29 20:28:19 2015 No.13711025 I want to be Youmu's slave

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 29 23:35:07 2015 No.13711748 >>13708163 http://en.touhouwiki.net/wiki/Ghost

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