/jp/ - Otaku Culture

No, I think that's normal for her x'D

she looks mighty retarded in that picture, brah

whats that you say?

also
>brah
fuck off

better looking then Sayumi

>>1367362
haha oh wow

I want to see some more sweaty concert photos!!

She looks all shiny. <3

konkon cannot resist ze powers of ze caek.

use this to your advantage, anon.

Some anons like to have ハロプロスレ on the subject field.

And god, the threads don't even last 2 days! And with tolerable levels of faggotry!

Attached: Acchi Chikyuu wo samasunda event (2005?). Notice the -6% on their T-shirts.

>>1367362

knocking sayu ehh, she's back in shape

>>1367393
haha thats hilarious, man we are discussing some real issues here! im gald i brought up global warming and musume

If this guy wants her as his waifu, I wonder what she'll say when she sees this. Surely she can't be impressed by it, or are the Japanese that screwed up?

>>1367394
sweet jesus! if i wasn't azn, i'd sell my soul to have her as mai waifu.

>>Some weaboos like to have ハロプロスレ on the subject field.

:O!!! HOW DARE YOU PUT JAPANESE IN THE JAPANESE/GENERAL BOARD.

Watch out for that butthurt anon who can't read it and rages when he sees it

>>1367394

OMFG!

*faps madly*

>>1367402
the real question should be:
give me waifu or give me death

sooo .... in order to raise awareness for carbon emissions, they hold a giant concert. Great Idea!

>>give me waifu or give me death

there's always rape, kidnapping and even more extreme murder/suicide.

just getting this out of the way right now

Konno goes to Keio University. I don't know why the other anon thinks it's hidden knowledge.

>>1367426
reading is hard, apparently.

>>1367422

I think most people know that (s)he has a penis.

>>searching Google/Wikipedia is hard, apparently.

fixed for truth

>>1367435
i still SO would...

>>1367394

I would spray Sayummy with hot glue if it was not against the rules.

I just got back and the other thread is saging, so I'll post this here.

>>1366890
>I don't know much about Konno, but I think I can safely say she's the LAST girl in MM who would date a guy solely on money and charisma. Takahashi and Sayumi would though.

I would actually assume Kamei would be the last one in MM "who would date a guy solely on money and charisma" because:
a) Konkon isn't in MM anymore, and
b) Kamei's father is the president of a steel manufacturing company, and is fucking loaded.

>>1366901
>so she is going to the University of Tokyo, do you know what she studies ?

Konkon goes to Keio, not Toudai. It's on her wiki for fucks sake.
Also, she absolutely HATES english in case you didn't know.

For instance; if I were to chase Ayaya, a fair bit of stalking would be necessary. I'd need to be aware of all appearances present and upcoming, stakeout her hometown, her parents home, her place in in the city (murder whats-his-face from w-inds) and make note of all routes to and from each studio and memorize staff.

This "work" would also grant me much needed information like eating habits, her favorite places to drink and places she goes for entertainment. ...And, get used to Japan (in which I have no desire to live) and pick up any slack remaining in my language skills.

I figure this is several months of work just to get a single shot at her during a train ride home to visit her family.


tl;dr If you really want her, give yourself any and every advantage possible, leave nothing to chance.
^^^^^^
One of if not the best post I've ever seen in these H!P threads. I'm laughing my fucking face off from all of the truth in that post.

>>she absolutely HATES english
Not a surprise since she knows a shit load of Kanji

>>1367461
i would solve conundrums and assorted mathematical questions with sayummy.

Kamei and Sayumi seem like the kind of girls who'd do something stupid and get caught with a boy. I'm actually surprised they haven't by now, or they are just really good at hiding it.

"Intelligence Gathering" would be the best route to take, learning what she likes and where she goes. The biggest single flaw (besides the obvious language barrier) is the first impression.

All that work, you'd have to do something impressive or memorable to grab her attention.

Answering to >>1367376
Which has been reposted here >>1367478

I have already contemplated that. That's why my 'plan' can only work on Eririn, as she said that she would open a cafe.
Also, Ayaya likes considerate guys and has a 'fragrance' fetish.
Lastly, stalking is bad, don't do that to Ayaya.

>>1367469
>b) Kamei's father is the president of a steel manufacturing company, and is fucking loaded.
Is there any source from where I can get more information about that?

>>1367487
Eri was featured in a scoop. Okazaki claimed that he was her boyfriend.

>>1367469
lol, did she get a 44 or 46 on the english segment?

>>1367478
if you were to chase Ayaya, you'd have to kill keita first. do it. DO IT!

>>1367370
attention whore is attention whoring

Reina dresses like a Yankee, she might want to suck your big fat white cock if you wave it in front of her.

>>Is there any source from where I can get more information about that?

They have a radio show, you can pickup some bits of information like that from it.

>>1367544
You mean the soon to be canceled GakiKame? Does she disclose personal information about her family there?

>>1367533
Reina dresses like a Yankee, she might want to suck your big fat white cock if you wave it in front of her.

MAI WAIFU

>>1367333

How can someone like her and her fucking retarded alien head?

Also, Konno and Sayumi are bigots. Enjoy having them laugh in your face when you try to woo them.

venetian snares passes through.

>>1367558
or maybe since she is from tokyo originally and her father is the president of a company there, it is extremely hard to hide things like that?

>>1367585
I'LL STOP YOU

:|

i wish more of konno's hasubando would divulge more of his plan
chances are:
a)it'll only work for him
b)anon won't act on it anyway (the rest of us, not him)

Mai Waifu.

I don't care how bitchy she would be or what the fuck I'd have to buy her to get her to like me... but good god, I'd do it in a second.

Jun², Come to me!!!

Also, seconding on KonKon's ugly, pudgy, alien head.

>>1367678
konno doesn't seem to have that much of an interest in gaijin, and she is probably getting banged by the member of arashi that goes to her university anyways.

>>1367690
if you look like tom cruise her parents might like you though

This was posted in another thread and i've no idea who it is but waifu.

H!P destroys the youth of the people it sells. Yay! Moar wretched, ruined people, please!

>>1367846
>no idea who it is

gtfo

>>1367846
Kago Ai, aka Aibon.

Hay guys, can I make someone who isn't a member of Morning Musume as Mai Waifu??

Because I really like Ai Maeda, and she even knows I like her too.

>>1367846

She actually looks respectable and mature in that picture (aka after her breakdown/tantrum), You must used to the older pictures.

>>1367928
>>can I make someone who isn't a member of Morning Musume as Mai Waifu??

No such thing as a waifu that isn't in Morning Musume.

Sorry.

>>1367927
>>1367934

Yeah i think the picture was in the Aibon thread but it was so different from the rest that i wasn't sure

>>Sayumi are bigots.

Sayummy is just a little narcissistic. Just play into it and call her Minegishi-sama

herp me!

>>Minegishi-sama

er, I mean Michishige-sama

>>No such thing as a waifu that isn't in Morning Musume.

Wait ... There's only 12? girls in MM, how does that work?

>>1367946
If my memory doesn't fail me, that's from FailKB.

If so, please get out, you can make your goddamn fucking thread about those whores who call themselves idols.

>>1367333
Holy fucking Christ she is ugly! I don't usually hate on 3D or idols for that matter but are the Japanese standards seriously that low?

>>1367973
First, they're 9 members currently.
Second, you're talking with ReiNya~<3, the viceroy of faggotry in these lands. Disregard him.

>>1367977
First, you can go fuck yourself, Secondly, it's a typo. I ment to say Michishige, it just came out as Minegishi. They're both long M names with a lot of i's.

Picture is just so you can rage more.

>>1367999
I love you too, AKB troll <3

>>Holy fucking Christ she is ugly!
>>How can someone like her and her fucking retarded alien head?

I wish more people felt this way. I'm glad more people don't like her! I wish you would go and say it to her face.

The best picture of Mai Waifu

>>1367515
>Ayaya likes considerate guys
I'm an incredibly nice guy when out in public (hell, I'm even nice here on 4chan) very chivalrous and charming.

>[Ayaya] has a 'fragrance' fetish.
Obviously I'd always smell nice, be sharply dressed and even wear a few pieces of Swarovski jewelry.
The hard part is not turning into a stuttering idiot when I'm near her, as I find her just unbelievably beautiful.

>stalking is bad, don't do that to Ayaya.
If I do it right, she'll never know it happened, as a bonus she'd be nice and safe with me watching over her.


Finally, don't be so ethical anon, you should be willing to do whatever it takes. It is an uphill battle for us foreigners after all.

Here's a non flattering picture of her for you to make fun of. Tell me how fat her stomach is!

>>1368019
>>1368052
Honest to god not trolling her ears make her look so much like a chimp. Why would they publish this do people really pay to see models this utterly mediocre?

It's hard for me to find bad pictures of KonKon. I just see her for all the other things that I find so attractive in her.

>>people really pay to see models this utterly mediocre?

of course!! Someone who likes her just for physical beauty doesn't deserve her.

>>1367838
I wonder how many wasted wotas have been tossed out of there

>>1368095

Isn't she a gaijin-hating homophobe? I saw someone mention that in another thread.

>>1368095
Fair enough I guess I just always thought of them as models though I guess that isn't exactly what they are.

>>1368042
A foreigner draws attention already, even more if you're holding a camera/camcorder/notebook/laptop near the Matsuura residence. You won't have it easy.

I don't like that creepy and underhanded methods to get the girl I like, it's like building the relationship based on deception. Don't worry, come with me to Japan (in a few years...) and I'll give you a hand with that, don't know how but I'll try to help. Serious. Just don't stalk Ayaya ;_;

>>1367993
Oh, hey there the single guy who outrightly loathes me for no reason. I'm glad you made it to this thread. Aren't you going to threaten a boat spam or something else you consider to be a productive waste of your time, like usual?

Also, Isn't someone going to tell that guy that he spelled Husbando wrong?

Also, Would JunJun know if I started stalking her? I just have to keep my distance and NOT record her conversations through her apartment walls, right?

>>1368154
>>loathes me for no reason
lol

>>1368154

She's fucking 20ft tall. Of course she'll know.

>>Isn't she a gaijin-hating homophobe?
No, it's just someone another anonymous said just to be a bastard.

>>I guess I just always thought of them as models
They're also human too and want to experience love just like everyone else.

>>1368154
just open a street stand that sells bananas near her apartment and she will probably come to you instead

>>he spelled Husbando wrong?

copy and paste cause It doesnt really matter. I'd be content with being friends with her. Eventually she'll have to give in and I'll wait as long as it takes.

>>1368211
you made my day, anon :D

>Husbando
>Hunbando

these are both incorrect

>>do people really pay to see models this utterly mediocre?

Yes, especially in Akihabara.
http://www.akb48.co.jp/members/

I think most of them just auditioned for the dental plan

>>1368186
So then, I guess stalking Kumai is out of the question too? ;_;

>>1368154
regarding JunJun (and Linlin), I have a question I've been wondering about for a while....

Does anyone know if JunJun or Linlin live with their parents? I know that all the Japanese members of Momusu still live with their parents (well at least one of their parents in some cases), and I am wondering if JJ/LL's parents went to Japan as well.

I'm not a JunJun or Linlin wota either, I'm just curious.

American English?

Yes, I know it's just prop for a photo shoot.

>>1368262

I'd have to say no, I'd imagine they live in an apt or something setup by UFA. I can see them supporting LL/JJ because she's their 'client' but not their parents. They're from China so they are technically still 'gaijins'.

>>1368211
you made my day, anon :D

Also, I don't see LL/JJ bringing all that much to the table. The only reason they are there are just to say they have Chinese girls, and to get Chinese people to get interested in MM. It's the same reasons why CNN has 1 conservative reporter and 20 liberal ones and why Hooters would hire 1 man and 20 women.

>>1368262
Nope, their parents are in China. They both live in the same apartment complex though.

When Lin gets lonely she usually goes to Jun's apartment. Or when she's hungry too, as she can't cook.

>>When Lin gets lonely she usually goes to Jun's apartment.

cause they can't speak Japanese very well so they can't go hang out with the others. I know Kamei doesn't like LL or JJ and she has a big mouth.

>>1367977
:|

mai waifu

>>1368262
I have no idea who they live with. Wouldn't it be awesome if they lived with each other? lol. Or with another MM member, but I know that is not the case. Another weird thing about JunLin is in one of the Pocket Morning questions, it was "What do your parents call you?" or something along those lines, and Jun² and Lin² both said that their parents call them JunJun and LinLin, respectively. If that is true then am I the only one who finds that extremely weird? And if that isn't true why would they say it? lol

>>1368272

>>1368342
she's like the konno of akb
people find her cute despite how ugly she really is

>>1368351
although it is normal in western countries to live by yourself in university when you are ~18 or so, this is not the case in japan at all. I would be really surprised if they live by themselves or together with each other.

>>1368351
although it is normal in western countries to live by yourself in university when you are ~18 or so, this is not the case in japan at all. I would be really surprised if they live by themselves or only together with each other.

>>1368351
It would have been cool if Li Chun's parents called her Chun Li.

I need to focus on one delusion at a time and stick with it, currently I have multiple ongoing. Here's one:

Being the superman from the future that I am, I 'sniff' that Momoko has a cancer/disease in her that is quickly spreading throughout her organs. Trying to warn her of her impending demise and to go see a doctor, I try and approach her at a 'meet and greet' but decide against it at the last moment. Instead, I wait for her one night on a dark street that is on her way home and intercept her.

I ask if she has a minute to chat, trying to strike up a conversation first before going into my would-be madman warnings, however she declines and starts to walk away at rather brisk pace. I quickly catch up with her and stress how important it is that she speaks with me. Momoko, now visibly scared yells no and tries to run away, but I manage to grab her arm and take her into my van that just happened to be near by.

Due to the drastic surgery she has been in a coma for roughly a month, during which time her parents have been on the news with the police pleading for help. I'd decided to 'troll' her parents by sending them parcels with a letter stating that she was still alive, doing well and everything would be fine. In the parcel itself of course would be a removed organ; a lung this time, maybe the heart next. The media shitstorm is ever so delicious.

Momoko by now had woken up but was still in the recovery process, I neglected to mention her new cyborg inners but told her to take it easy and rest up, leaving her strapped to the bed so she couldn't try and escape as if she did I'd probably be introduced to a noose. She desperately wanted to see her parents so a new parcel was sent off, this time containing a picture of Momoko holding a recent newspaper as well as a letter penned by herself. I haven't really gone past this point.

My superman senses also alerted me to the fact Miyabi has a tumour growing on her face just below her mouth, I never mentioned it to her.

(a) Inside the van is where the conflicts inside my head start. She is sobbing, looking around to try and find an exit where she can escape from all the while I'm try to calm her down, telling her I mean her no harm and everything will be okay. Trying to find some way to lead into letting her know she has a would be fatal disease that she needs to get looked at as soon as possible whilst making it all sound believable is proving to be quite the challenge. That part sort of gets glossed over and then it's time to get her home.
By now it's very dark and I don't want to leave her walking the streets alone as there could be predators out and about but she refuses my offer to give her a lift home, I offer her a maglite for her walk home as it doubles as both a light source and a potential weapon and stress to her that it's unmodified, free of sound recorders or tracking devices or anything of that nature but that just makes her even more scared. WHAT TO DO?!

(b) Well she gets kidnapped properly this time. She is taken to my hideout (spaceship?) where she goes under anonymous' knife, the surgery is successful and all of her infected organs are replaced with mechanical versions.

>>1368351
chinese nicknames are always like that.
we're too retarded to use nicknames that aren't [name]^2

>>1368419
You're my hero, Anonymous.

>>1368433
>chinese
>we're

Source of faggotry located. If only the Japanese were successful in WWII.

>>1368357
she's the reina of akb. wonky eye and attitude wise.

shinoda mariko reminds people of konno sometimes because she has weird headshape/facial features too.

>>1368394
True, but I feel it must be at least a little different when you are in an idol group. JunJun is 21 in 5 months, too. If what that guy said was true and they live in the same apartment complex, maybe they have some other people that live there too? I don't know...

i wonder where yossy lives.

>>1368421
ROBO MOMO
FCK YEAH!

12X WORSE AT EVERYTHING. :D

KonKon looks like a munchkin.

>>1368530
that's what happens when your head is too big for your body. :(

>>1368530
>KonKon looks like a retarded alien munchkin.

Fixed that for ya.

>>1368458
Top row, second from right has it all over her in the wonky stakes.

>>1368586
some of them bear close resemblance to members of H!P

>>1368586
lol amina

>>1368618
yeah, it's a fun game looking for stuff like that.

>>1368586
Holy fuck I found so many uglies in there. That top second to right is especially hideous and not because of wonky eyes.

How come like 8 of them look like Satoda Mai clones???

>>1368618
like oshima mai -> umeda erika
kawasaki nozomi -> satoda mai
maeda atsuko -> maeda yuki and inaba atsuko (just kidding. :p) she use to look more kamei'ish, less these days.
shinoda mariko -> konno'ish somtimes from the right angles
early erena -> early tsuji
matsubara natsumi -> miyabi
that one ske girl looks like miyabi too
oota aika -> a bit airi'ish sometimes, but with that super dimple.

that's just mainly looks, if we get into personalities there's a whole bunch more of comparisons.

>>1368132
>A foreigner draws attention already [...] You won't have it easy.
I'd appear to be just be a dumb/lost tourist, and speak nothing but English to anybody asking questions.

>don't know how but I'll try to help
Go on patrol and log information while I sleep?

>Serious. Just don't stalk Ayaya
Realistically, she'll be married by time I save up enough cash to even attempt this, so I wouldn't worry about me actually stalking her (thanks US economy!).

;_;

>>1368419
>>1368421
>>1368424

>>1367993
>ReiNya~<3, the viceroy of faggotry in these lands
major points for using viceroy to describe his gayness

>>1368354
this shit is so old, the hate english argument here is blown out of proportion

>>1368458
>>1368419
>>1368586
Holy shit this is exactly how H!P & AKB faggots work,
Waifu threads must stop, it is spewing forth faggotry

>>1368576
fuck off, hate on gaki or someone else i dont respect

>>1368741
oo fuck you, you wish it worked that way

>>1368759
Fucking Jesus, look at the size of her hands compared to that enormous alien head!!! Is there a single normal looking picture of this monster?

>>1368698
they're needed for the variety show circuit?

>>1368481
>i wonder where yossy lives.

Saitama prefecture, iruma-district, miyoshi-machi, fujikubo, ___________

I could go into more detail but I won't.

>>1368811
so she doesn't live in tokyo

>>1368797
konkon <3

>>1368811
That's already really specific....

>>1368797
meh, your still a fucking troll even if her head is slightly larger than normal

well, saitama is like right next to tokyo. you can just take a short trainride there.

Derb

>>1368831
I like how you didn't provide the normal looking picture I asked for because there isn't one. She is a monster i can't be a troll if I speak the truth.

>>1368854
hey how bout this, find your own fucking pictures
why would i need to convince some douchebag

>>1368848
きょはる！！！

<3

>>1368819
it is only slightly more specific than what is already available on her page on wikipedia.

instead of a possible area of where 36,587 people live I narrowed it down to around a few thousand.

I love these MM threads...
Sayumi is fuckin hot!
Konno is better lookin then Ai
Ayaya never really impressed me, but I did like a few of her songs
JunJun and LinLin just make me lol because they were only picked cause tsuku got a hardon from some chinese amature hour and felt bad that they lost
Why Momo?
Miyabi is going to keep getting uglier
Mayu Wantnabe has a really freaky stare. Like she's going to stab you in your sleep
Why does one girl in AKB get all the attention?

>>1368201
Ok ya but the point of me saying this has nothing to do with her personality. My point is how does someone who is not at all attractive get a modeling job I mean really now. That is fine she could be the nicest person on earth but than why are you selling your looks when you have none?

>>1368872
hybrid fans, do not want!

>>1368864
It sounds like you have given up and have accepted the fact that she has an enormous head and is an insanely weird looking human being, enjoy your alien head waifu stupid anon

i think it's really sad that aya was found by h!p first. she sings better than so many non-idol artists

>>1368887
holy shit i wish there was a camera on your computer to take a picture of you as you typed that

You know what's really pathetic? Ignorant MM fanboys who think you can like only one singing group.

>>1368887

>>1368887
Post your pic and show everyone how fat and disgusting you are

>>1368908
GB2 H!O

>>1368916
To what end? nobody's calling any one of us Gods among men or pinnacles of manliness. It's already expected that the average 4channer....let's just say "ain't too pretty."

>>1368864
He's not alone though seriously there is no such thing as an appealing image of this chimp like abortion.

>>1368872
>Konno is better lookin then Ai

You're not talking about Lovely, are you?

>>1368817
If her face was stuck like that I'd still fuck her like a jack rabbit.

haha they even changed the faces

>>1368930

Takahashi Ai looks like she got beat with the ugly stick. I wouldn't be suprised if she was looser then a 2 dollar whore. She looks pretty easy.

>>1368938
Where are the bushes? Amerikkkan whores are tainting my innocent Japanese ;_;

>>1368938
source ?

Why do all the MM threads turn into a flame war?

>>1368916
Ya we are fat and ugly BUT WE AREN'T IDOLS SELLING OUR LOOKS
That is exactly my point she looks like someone even I could get.

>>1368968
>Why do all the MM Waifu threads turn into a flame war?
fixd

because they get flooded with faggots from the outside

>>1368968
because the failkb trolls are too lazy to make their own thread

>>1368950
I'm not going to start arguing about how cute Ai is or anything but I don't really get saying she is ugly. I just can't see it, I guess, there is nothing particularly wrong with her looks. Her only hindrance is that her "Leader" personality is sort of boring, she is probably in my bottom 3 of MM ;_;

>>1368976
>faggots from the outside
Well don't start threads with such a fuck ugly picture I only started posting in this thread wondering why a chimp was in an idol group.

>>1368950
Oh dear God. So you're saying you think the bitch with an mutated head is better looking than Takahashi Ai? What kind of shit have you been snorting, Anonymous?

If you want to fuck an idol there are plenty of average girls in AKB. One of them already got caught with a guy too.

They only really use 5 girls out of the whole group anyways.

Sayumi would make a great Waifu! But She's just too pretty, and prob out of my league :/

Ai is uglier then KonKon, just accept it.

Ugly? Really?

meh let the trolls take this one to autosage

>>1369007

seriously. show me one pic of konno that looks better than this.

>>1368999
Look at OP image and try saying this without laughing...
Seriously I am trying right now I cannot do it.

>>Fuck ugly picture

You obviously missed the last thread. Woof.

>>1369007
That is the person he is comparing that chimp in the OP too?? OH GOD WHAT?

Ugly? Really?

>>failkb

You don't need to attack AKB because of MoMusus short commings. I know you're butthurt cause they now have 3 tv shows, daily performances, and mm got their show cancled and the best they could do was cover a 60s song. But you can just ignore it

sage for the overflow of trolls

>>1368996
Japanese have a thing for Paris so if you live in New York you're already +1 in her books.

Takahashi fits into the cute category so her looks will become fairly average as she continues to mature, of course it doesn't help when UFA has decided to push the whore angle with 10kgs of emo make-up caked on for the latest photo shoots. Having said that, in the 'lotto' Haromoni@ (080824) she was still pretty bloody cute ♥.

My Sweet Lil'Aika Is Better Then Them All!!

>>1369054
>>UFA has decided to push the whore angle with 10kgs of emo make-up caked on for the latest photo shoots

What? I don't see that at all...

>>1369078

>>1369099

>Mayu Wantnabe has a really freaky stare. Like she's going to stab you in your sleep

i'd let mayu stab me in my sleep if you know what i mean.

>>1369099
That's the theme for the single, you idiot. That doesn't count. They are all dressed like that. And she doesn't look whorish at all.

If some disgusting, disgusting white skank can end up in Sabra, then its entirely possible to fuck some jap girl in a band

>>1369127
[Retarded Logic]We might have had man-to-man sweaty buttsex but because the balls didn't touch it doesn't count.[/Retarded Logic]

A whore is a whore is a whore.

>>i'd let mayu stab me in my sleep if you know what i mean.
O_o?

Actually I don't.

She doesn't look like a trap to me if that's what you mean.

WTF is the girl wearing a crown for?

>>1369147
And you call yourself a fan? So, far you have only called Ai a whore, and with no reason either. It is the outfit for the single, they all have to wear it and I don't see in anyway how they look like "whores". Nevermind, you are either a jealous fat girl or the KonKon guy who got his hopes crushed by anon's honesty about her huge fucking alien head.

Anyway, good night /jp/.

>>1369046
failkb probably references to the fact that many in AKB48 are H!P rejects.

Also, H!P isn't desperate enough to try and get wotas to buy at least 44 copies of the same fucking song just to artificially boost their sales, offering to get invited to some "secret event" as a reward.

Also, the ugliness level of failkb as a whole is staggering.

>>1369187
I never called Ai a whore, I said a whore is a whore is a whore. She (along with the rest of Momusu) was dressed as a whore, for a single or not matters not. If they're going to dress everyone like whores, Ai being the leader should have at least been a pimp.

>>1369187
Actually he's NOT a fan. Nor am I. GO TAKE YOUR 3D ELSEWHERE, WHOREMONGER.

>>1369169
wtfsickness are you thinking of??

i'm talking about letting mayu eviscerate me while i soundly slumber. possibly for the intent of making profit to supplement her meager salary as an idol by selling of my organs on the lucrative black market or other nefarious purposes.

but it'll be acceptable... nay possibly even pleasing to me, because mayu will be :) the whole time.

MAYU SMILE FOR MEEEEEeeee~ <3

>>1369184
because she's cinderella? duh

>>1369202
is it eating you up inside? how such a shitty group is slowly becoming just as popular as mm, if not more?

>>1369292
>becoming just as popular as mm, if not more?

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAA

so wait, you are saying a group that
-performs daily in a small room on the 8th floor of a department store
-rarely ever makes it in the top 10 on oricon,
- has to pull some major strings to even get a concert in a small ~1000 person concert hall

are comparable to Momusu, who

- Have have had all their singles in the past 11 years in the top 6 on oricon
- still sellout places like yoyogi gym, yokohama arena, and saitama super arena with over 20000 seats
- are the best selling female group in japan, ever

>>1369046
this is only because akimoto obviously whores his girls out to get TV spots. Being an ass. producer of utaban goes a long was in the TV world.

>>1369046
this is only because akimoto obviously whores his girls out to get TV spots. Being an ass. producer of utaban goes a long way in the TV world.

>>1369364
>Being an ass. producer of utaban goes a long way in the TV world.

He's had his hand in lots of different ventures and areas in the last 20+ years since onyanko. tv, anime, books, music, etc. He has to have a decent amount of connections/favors owed/influence.

BUT ALL THAT DOESN'T MATTER AND WON'T STOP ME FROM ONE DAY PUNCHING HIM IN THE FACES.

nigga plz, morning musume at the present isn't contributing much to those achievements. akb will never be golden era mm but at the rate they're both going, their notoriety among the japanese public will reach parity

>>1369485
>morning musume at the present isn't contributing much to those achievements.

who is then? the boogie man? wtf are you smoking, son?

>their notoriety among the japanese public will reach parity

hahaha, no.

as I said, dream on. It is all you have.

>>1369485
>morning musume at the present isn't contributing much to those achievements.

Last time I checked, "in the past 11 years" does include "at the present". Also, "still sellout places" does imply "still", not "only a long time ago". Lay off the drugs, son.

>their notoriety among the japanese public will reach parity

hahaha, no.

as I said, dream on. It is all you have.

>as I said, dream on. It is all you have.

I believe that applies to everyone in this thread... ;_;

>>1369587
fortunately I am the resident stalker-wannabe in this thread that has provided all the data and pics where current h!p members live, have lived, etc, etc. I have a lot less work to do when I get over there >.>

>>1369587
fortunately I am the resident stalker-wannabe in this thread (and many others) that has provided all the data and pics where current h!p members live, have lived, etc, etc. I have a lot less dirty work to do when I get over there.

Auto-sage or there abouts.

>>1369857