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I haven't been on this board in a few years.
Has anyone figured out how to get a loli girlfriend yet?
Thnx

>> No.13667009

Give Japanese VR another year or two.

>> No.13667073

You don't.

>> No.13667099

I did, but she left me.

>> No.13667107

When will it be perfectly legal to pump a loli's pussy full of cum?

>> No.13667173
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Become an elementary school teacher, eventually you'll get a student who just loves you for no reason and tells everyone she's your wife and all that stuff.
Then, you'll learn she has a rough life and you'll protect her forever and it'll be beautiful.
And then you'll tell us all about it and it'll be like the old days again....

>> No.13667267

>>13667173

Did that one teacher in CCS marry a girl from his class?

>> No.13667273
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>>13667267
Yeah but she was in highschool I'm pretty sure.
Besides, you don't marry lolis, you protect them.

>> No.13667798
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>>13667273
A good husband provides emotional and financial stability, protects his wife from evil people, and gives her happiness. Don't you see? Marrying lolis and protecting them are one in the same.

>> No.13667811

>>13667798
>mustard cream

>> No.13667904
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13667904

I like lolis for who they are.

>> No.13667937
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13667937

I wanna take one home

>> No.13667966
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13667966

Join the circus and work in a tiger costume.

>> No.13669034

>>13667107
It is if you convert to islam!

>> No.13669044

>>13669034
Proof?

>> No.13669053

>>13669044
source: im allah :)

>> No.13669056

>>13669053
do you have a single fact to back that up?

>> No.13669057
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>>13667798
I suppose you have a point. As long as the loli is protected I approve.
And I suppose that marrying them has the added benefit of keeping them forever close to yourself.

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>>13667003
3D > 2D

Don't attack me Please

>> No.13669372

>>13669059
Context?

>> No.13669781

>>13669056

The age of consent is 9 in Saudi Arabia, and there's some Muslim countries without an age of consent I think.

You have to be married in them though.

The reason for this is that the prophet Muhammad waited until Aisha was 9 years old before taking her virginity I think, even though they met/married when she was 6.

>>13669059

Why would we attack you? This is /jp/, not /a/.

>> No.13669858

>>13667003
look up tulpas.
you could also lookup how to build secret basement dungeons.

or you could wait for >>13667009

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>>13669059
You're okay on the jay

>> No.13670850

>>13667003
Yo missed your chance for the best timing on Nepal's earthquake, Idk how well they recovered so maybe you still got a chance

>> No.13672063
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13672063

It does not happen

>> No.13672177

>>13669781
Sandniggers look disgusting though.
Thanks but no thanks.

>> No.13672209

i'm a loli but i won't be your girlfriend sorry

>> No.13672218

>>13672209
Can I ask why?

>> No.13672230

>>13672218
no
now please stop talking to me

>> No.13672294

Just aim for single mothers. Their daughters crave for a father figure and the moms will even turn a blind eye on what you do as long as you remain with them.

>> No.13672354

>>13672294
It doesn't work like that in real life anon.

>> No.13672357

>>13672354
Of course it doesn't *wink wink*

>> No.13672374
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13672374

Just go where there are a lot of lolis.

>> No.13673389
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13673389

Lolis are a miracle of this universe

>> No.13674886
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>> No.13676291

>>13667003
Read Guide.

>> No.13676999
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>>13676291
There's a guide on this shit? I need it. Where is it?

>> No.13677300

What the fuck is this shit?

It's like I'm really in /a/.

>> No.13678474

>>13669781
>The reason for this is that the prophet Muhammad waited until Aisha was 9 years old before taking her virginity
Muhammed confirmed for having a pencil dick I guess.

>> No.13678773

>>13676999
In the world of onion.

>> No.13678807

>>13677300
/jp/ is just where /a/ go to fun post
It is 90% /a/ and 10% other boards
The tru/jp/ is a myth
I'm sorry I had to break that too you

>> No.13679097

>>13678807
>The tru/jp/ is a myth

I left with the split and haven't been back to /a/, so I guess that proves you wrong on the internet.

>> No.13679133

>>13667003
dickspammer killed warosuc ause of this

>> No.13679520

>>13676999
All those moments will be lost in time, like loli pussy juice in the rain.

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>>13678773

This?

>> No.13682632

>>13682546
only if you use i2p.

>> No.13682641

>>13679097
I was in /a/ before /jp/ existed. I started coming here after the split. I go there still to read about anime hype but almost never post. /jp/ really is home.

>> No.13682642

>>13682546
>>13682632
What keywords would one use when searching?

>> No.13682766

>>13678773
People still use it after that huge crackdown? It's like asking to be raped.

>> No.13683077

>>13682632

I was referring to the guide named after that picture. Is that what you were referring to?

>> No.13683093

>>13682632
what is in i2p?

would it be worth it?

>> No.13683327

>>13683077
i was referreing to amule/imule,
that kinda related content is common on there.

>> No.13683330

>>13683327

Oh, since you mentioned a guide (to getting little girls to like you) I thought you meant mule's guide.

>> No.13683440

>>13683330
the one that mentioned a guide is a different anon.
i just though your picture was referring to amule/imule.

>> No.13683529

>>13682766
>People still use it after that huge crackdown?
Yes, I seen people still use tormail up to 2014. Itself tor isn't cracked you know, it's JavaScript exploit in FF ESR 17 also Google recaptha service.

>> No.13683618

>>13682546
No, I mean censor-less hid. wiki.

>> No.13683722
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>>13683618

Does it tell you how to get a loli gf? Will I be able to marry Flan?

>> No.13683737

>>13669059
>>13670803
3D pedos GET OUT

>> No.13683846

>>13679097
>>13682641

I didn't think you guys were still around, I'm not originalfag, maybe a few months to a year after the split when the front page was nothing but type-moon, whc 2h fuk, ymk spoilers, and washing machine girl

>> No.13683850

>>13683846
>I'm not originalfag, maybe a few months to a year after the split

Well, if you've seen Mugen's pool, and BOOF's orchids, then you're an OK guy.

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13683860

For this, there is one remedy.

>> No.13683869

>>13683860

No one said anything about Gensokyo.

>> No.13683876
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>>13683869

I think he was saying that in order to marry Flan or date a loli 2hu, that you'd have to open a portal to Gensokyo.

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/jp/

>> No.13684718

>>13684287
Pretty much, if I had a job.

>> No.13684723

Marry woman with daughter. Throw woman in front of a car.

>> No.13684835

You're all terrible people. Do you only love them because they're loli? Will you abandon them once they grow up just like people who abandon dogs when they're no longer puppies?

>> No.13684894

>>13684287
There's another one where the male protag is finishing up jacking off to loli deepthroat fantasies in public, he saying to himself something along the lines of "I gotta stop masturbating in public...I gotta get a job..."

>> No.13684903

>>13684835
I wouldn't abandon an expired loli if she was a good person as an adult. If I was a parent, I'd make sure she becomes one. If she turns out shit despite me doing a fine job, she was only good for the moe appeal anyway. If she ends up as a horrible slut and it's me who's at fault, I'd commit sudoku immediately.

That should cover all the possible outcomes

>> No.13684954

>>13684894
The one on the train or is it different?

>> No.13684966

>>13684954
The one where the loli wants to fuck. Says something like "this is your chance to have sex with a grade schooler without repercussions"

>> No.13684975

>>13684966
I think i've only read the two with that protaganist

>> No.13684979

>>13684975
Well thanks for trying to help anyways.

>> No.13685114

/jp/ - Pedophilia/General
I wonder if LEA is watching this thread as a honeypot, and that's why it hasn't been deleted yet.

>> No.13685122

>>13685114
Wanting to cuddle and protect a loli is perfectly healthy. Natural instinct even. If you do not have these feelings, you either aren't old enough to post on 4chan, or are seriously dead inside.

Of course, no one is suggesting to just ram your dick inside her tiny, slimy kitty and thrust in and out until she faints of pleasure. That would be illegal.

>> No.13685185

>>13685114

It's supposed to be /jp/ - Just Pedo

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13685436

Just say no to 3D

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Remember

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>>13685436
Why choose?

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