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hi my name is neko-sama and i wuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuv japan is so kawaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii ^___________^ i met my waifu cloud-san-kun and we watch naruto and fucka fucka toad season 2 DVD all day and we absolutely wuuuuuv manga and anime and japan SO KAWAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII *___________________________________________________________________________* I LOVE RAMEN BCUS I FEEL SO CHINESE WEN I EAT AND WIT CHOPSTICKS SO I IMAGINE BEING IN A JAPANESE ANIME *_____________________________________________________________________________________________* SO KAWAI

>> No.1366178

xD

>> No.1366179

You're not even trying.

>> No.1366180
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1366180

This troll makes no sense.

>> No.1366182

*holds up spork*

>> No.1366183

> fucka fucka toad season 2 DVD
Code Geass?

>> No.1366187

so randum XD

>> No.1366197

>>1366179

>> No.1366201

>>1366177
Omg hai ^___^ I’m Ai-san and I absolutely luuuv @_____@ anime <3 and my fav is Rucky Star!!! Okies so anyways, im going to tell you about the BEST day of my life when I met my hot waifu Konata!! <333333333 OMFGZ SHE WAS SOOOOO FREAKIN KAWAII IN PERSON!!! Supa kawaii desu!!!!!!!! ^______________________________________^

When I walked onto Tokyo street =^____^=I looked up and saw…KONATA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <33333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333!!!!
“ KONNICHIWA OMGZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ SUPA SUPA SUPA KAWAII KONATA-CHAN!!!!!” I yelled n____n then she turned chibi then un-chibi!!
she looked at me [:3] and then she saw how hot I am *___* she grabbed my hand and winked ~w^ then pulled me behind a pocky shop o_o and started to kiss me!!!!!! [OMG!!! HER TOUNGE TASTED LIKE CHOCOLATE CORNET!!! RLY!! >.> <.< >.< *(^O^)* *(^O^)* *(^O^)*] then I saw some baka fat fag watching us and I could tell he was undressing her with his eyes!!!!!!! [ -_____________-;;;;; OMG I COULDN’T BELIEVE IT EITHER!!! (ò_ó) (ò_ó) (ò_ó)] so I yelled “UH UH BAKA NEKO THAT’S MY GIRL WHY DON’T YOU GO HOOK UP WITH TSUKASA CAUSE KONATA-CHAN LOVES ME!!! (ò_ó)” then konata held me close =^____^= and said she would only ever love me and kissed me again!!!!!!! ** (*O*)/ then we went to her apartment and banged all night long and made 42 babies and they all became otaku!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Nyaaaaa!!! (^________<)

>> No.1366209

>>1366201
>>1366201

HAHAAAHAHAHAAAHAHA

>> No.1366214

Haruhi is a simple show for children, while Lucky Star looks at deeper and more sophisticated issues. It's really not a surprise that anonymous would prefer the former over the latter

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>>1366201
This this copypaste it makes me ...

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OHAYO DESUUU ^______^

>> No.1366219

馬鹿外人

>> No.1366223

>>1366177
same thing happened to me, bro oô

>> No.1366230

>>1366201

I know it's pasta... but seriously... can't help but fucking rage...

>> No.1366232

>>can't help but fucking rage...

QFT

>> No.1366234

For 23 years and 11 months had I suffered them, the ignorant gaijin back home who sickened me with their microwaved culture and their materialism. The spindly losers in the anime club who cared only for anime and not a whit for the superior monoethnic culture to which it was endemic. Well no more. Fucking zettai no more. I touched down in the country I was certain I had lived all my previous lives, no doubt as a badass ronin samurai ninja or some shit. I had never been here, but I had returned.

Nippon-sama, tadaima!

No sooner had I left the airport when I saw the woman of my dreams. She confirmed my every hope, my every ideal of this great land. The light coming in through the sakura backlit her like a full body halo. She was made of demure and soft spoken. Of bowing and bento.

Of Japan and perfect.

My heart started doki doki-ing all over the shop. And then she saw me! Spotted me in the crowd! Well, of course she did, I was like a head taller than the fucking hobbits they call men around here. I was in no state of mind to meet her gaze, and tried to look away but I was paralysed. She was just so ... prettyu ...

And just like that she started walking over. Her walk was just pure concentrated sex. If you poured a glass of it sex fumes would just rise right off the top. I loved the way the light danced unevenly over her pristine porcelain skin as she walked. The way she did more for me by showing just her shoulders than any American girls could by showing their entire gaping cleavage for all the world to SEE THIS YOU SHOULD TAKE NOTES, THIS IS WHAT SEXY IS YOU FUCKING WHORES -

>> No.1366248

everyone on this board are chinkwannabes

>> No.1366259

I want to go to 中国

>> No.1366268

JAPAN IS SO KAWAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII n___________________________________________________________________________________________________
____________n

>> No.1366270

>>1366234
...;_;
I shed a tear...FUCKING RAAAAAAAAAAAGE

>> No.1366271

so, like, this is copypasta thread or what?

>> No.1366276

>>1366259
Why? To buy yourself a loli?

>> No.1366288

i wan to go to japan to buy ramen and naruto seasons

>> No.1366296

arigatto gosaimas ^^^___^^

>> No.1366341

>>1366296

here comes the rage because you misspelled it

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