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Miku wants to do some nasty things with you. Will you agree?

>> No.13648710

y-yes

>> No.13648731

>>13648692
Do they involve poop?

>> No.13648734
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>>13648692

>> No.13648766

>>13648731
Such a shame that, even with vr, scatbros will forever be the scourge of society and will never be catered to. Apparently, liking poop is worse than raping kids.

>> No.13648897

>>13648766
>>13648731

That's gross dude

>> No.13648920

>>13648766
It is worse.

>> No.13648958

>>13648692
What kind if nasty things?

>> No.13649057

>>13648958
Well, given her cute personality it won't be anything too perverted, but since she is your waifu, she will make your wild fantasies come true. Train her hard Anon.

>> No.13649409

>>13648692
Only vanilla.

I hate the fact that because she is an android most of her porn revolves around her getting raped or whored.

Same with Sonico.

>> No.13649473

>>13648766
Create a lobby like the gays did, attack everyone who disagrees with you by labelling them 'scatophobe', and invent some heart warming slogans like "eating someone's chocolate is a way to show true love". Say that not liking shit creates global warming. Don't forget to brand your enemies as nasty senile reactionaries and point out the benefits of playing with shit and eating it, like improving the bacteria balance and the immune system of the human body. ('Everone should do it!') Eventually you will succeed (can take a few decades) and people who don't like shit will be branded as nasty, backwards and dirty. Like heterosexual people (used to be called 'normal') and uncircumcised men. Really force it down everyone's throat (literally) with a powerful Thought Police until it's basically a crime not to like shit.
Also launch a campaign "the first shit lover as US President". However, start by suggesting to politicians to come out as shit lover. It's easy to find politicians like that, and the liberal press will be compelled to defend them. Good luck.

>> No.13649564

>>13649409
Yeah, it's hard to find something normal. There are only tentakuru and gangbang rapes performed by 20 fat otakus.

>> No.13649573

>>13649473
As stupid as it gets, these are actually words of wisdom.

>> No.13649632

I was going to post a page from this one doujinshi where a dude gets Miku and she tells him to finalize ownership he needs to have sex with her and he's all like "b-b-but that's lewd!", but I can't fucking remember what its title was.

>> No.13649642

>>13648692
what 2hu is this

>> No.13649669
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>>13649632
Never mind, found it.

>> No.13649698

>>13649473
Careful, this could actually happen.

>> No.13649893

>>13649564
Yes. Sadly the game on OP didnt had H, the other doujin games of her are about her being the MC whore.

>>13649669
>A face on the male.

Dropped.

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>>13648692
Yep

>> No.13649902

>>13649473
It's so fucking stupid, but it could actually be done.

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>>13649893
>Dropped.

>> No.13649978

>>13649669

>Miku can't sing unless Master's been made official for her.

Nope, not contrived at all.

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>>13649409
>Same with Sonico.
Sonico is also an android? When did this happen?

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>>13648692
>nasty things with you

c-change her oil?

>> No.13650245

>>13650174
I don't know.... Those fucking headphones seem forever attached to her head. Seems android-like to me.

>> No.13650285

>>13650242
Silly anon, software doesn't have oil.

>> No.13650368

>>13648734
This thing actually got translated?

>> No.13650392
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>>13650368

>> No.13650393

>>13650174
aren't they all androids?

>> No.13650398

>>13650368
The three of them were.

>> No.13650438

>>13650398
There are three of them? Thanks, now I got something to do for the next week.

>> No.13650460

>>13650398
Yes 1 is OP, 2 is Rin (with a minisequel of the first game) and the 3rd is a new Miku and MC.

>> No.13650462

>>13650460
meant for >>13650438

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>>13649473

mount kek

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>> No.13660140

>>13658629
Your mind is still too pure.

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