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Flan wants you to be her boyfriend!

>> No.13633541
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and I want /jp/ back

>> No.13633545

And If I say no?

>> No.13633554

Flan is going to be very disappointed!

>> No.13633557

>>13633541
>>13633541
know that f warosu is dead cause of dickspammer and i have no where to go

>> No.13633602

Do I get Remi aswell?

>> No.13633606
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You're going to want Flan to transform you immediately! Otherwise you'll end up dying in some sort of accident.

>> No.13633607

>>13633554
You're going to go kyuu~

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>> No.13633675
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Shhh, your girlfriends are sleeping.

>> No.13633731
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I imagine that since both Flan and Remi are little girls who don't have large appetites, you're going to need both of them in order to become a vampire.

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Blind dating

>> No.13633768

>>13633666
>horizontal navels
Almost perfect.

>> No.13633902
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Yes please!

>> No.13633923 [SPOILER] 
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>> No.13633939
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>>13633527
>>13633602
>>13633666
>>13633675
>>13633731
I love the sisters.

>> No.13633957

>>13633557
Get the fuck out

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>>13633923

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>>13633960

>> No.13634072

>>13633527
Sorry Flan, but I'm not into flat chests. I'm more of an Oppai kind of guy.

>> No.13634231

>>13633527

Not a problem, if I get far away enough from the mansion she won't be able to find me, especially if I only go out during the day.

>> No.13634527

>>13634231
ZUNpires can go out during the day as long as they have a parasol.

>> No.13636466

>>13634527
But can they go out in the rain if they use an umbrella?

>> No.13636483

>>13633731
Why does Remi have a belly button on her back?

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I prefer her sister, by the way.

>> No.13636546

>>13633527
Sorry, but the police won't believe you're hundreds of years old.

>> No.13636587

>>13636483
because she's a vampire duh

>> No.13636601

>>13636483
She must have been born backwards.

>> No.13636736

>>13633527
Bullshit, I want to be the girlfriend, why do I always get stuck being the boyfriend.
Flan should pay for my stuff and deal with my shit and daddy issues.

>> No.13636760 [DELETED] 

>>13633731
I don't want to fix it because I don't want to get banned for all that areola.

>> No.13637324

>>13634527
But would she want to go through the effort to retrieve someone during the day while having to hold a parasol at the same time?

>> No.13637378

Flan is fucking shit, worst 2hu.

>> No.13637463

>>13637378
Fuck you, give me your god damn adress and or skype and I will fucking yell at you!

>> No.13637474

>>13637463
Okay.
It's 201 Jackson St, Smithland, IA 51056, USA.

>> No.13637483

>>13637474
>Iowa
thats punishment enough
unless you wanna give me your skype so I can inform you that you are shit

>> No.13637491

>>13637474
Thats city hall
too scared to hear a true neeto get mad you kuso shitter

>> No.13637496

>>13637483
Okay.
It's ifuckinhatniggersholyshitmanfuck

>> No.13637508
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NEET fight!
NEET fight!

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If Flandre was my maid i'd make her watch me masturbate to porn of her and then cum all over her face!

>> No.13637519

>>13637496
Thats not even it!
You kuso!

>> No.13637532

>>13637519
Okay.

>> No.13637540
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woah calm down

>> No.13637553

>>13637540
UU UU NO NO IM ALLOWED TO POST HOWEVER I WANT HERE NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
>>13637532
UUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

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>> No.13637558

>>13637553

...

Okay.

I'm sorry.

>> No.13637563

>>13637558
NO NO NO GIVE ME YOUR SKYPE YOU BIG BULLY AU AUUUUUU AUUUUUUUUUUUUUU AUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU ;A;

>> No.13637567
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AU AU AU AU AU AU AU

>> No.13637569

I don't want to be Flan's boyfriend!

>> No.13637573

>>13637569
Dude! You can be my boyfriend!

>> No.13637579

>>13637573
If you aren't Komachi I don't have time for your shit!

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>>13637573
Keep in your pants you fucking degenerate.

>> No.13637587

>>13637579
Cow tits are ugly!!
>>13637582
Stop shitposting please :3c

>> No.13637589

>>13637563
I don't have one.

And also, I'm not >>13637378.

>> No.13637590

>>13637582
I'll keep my hand in your pants.

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>>13637590
Try it and see what happens.

*grips katana*

>> No.13637626

>>13637624
I'll grip your katana if you know what I mean.

>> No.13637630

>>13637624
>>13637582
please stop posting

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>>13637626
>>13637630
Leave me alone.

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what do you think she does in her spare time?

>> No.13637642

>>13637637
aboot me

>> No.13637646

>>13637563
Give me your Skype instead.

>> No.13637648

is this the worst thread in the history of the jay?

>> No.13637650

>>13637635
NO I DONT HAVE TO

>> No.13637651

>>13637635
I'm gonna suck your dick.

>> No.13637652

>>13637648
More like the best. Get out nerd.

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>>13637567
>>13637563

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>>13637650
Go away.

>>13637651
Back to the gas chamber degen.

>> No.13637664

>>13637659
You know you want your dick sucked

>> No.13637666

>>13637659
I like it when they play hard to get.

>> No.13637669

>>13637664
Fuck off I want to suck dicks.

>> No.13637671

>>13637669
Back to the gas chamber degen.

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>>13637664
>>13637666
What the fuck.

>>>/lgbt/

>> No.13637673

>>13637669
Yeah well I want to suck yours

>> No.13637684

>>13637672
Woah dude, I'm not gay. I just really want to suck your dick.

>> No.13637685

>>13637672
sucking dicks isnt gay

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>>13637684
>>13637685

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>>13637689
thanks fam

>> No.13637696

>>13637689
Woah look at that homo projecting haha

>> No.13637707

>>13637689
Come on, just let me suck your dick already.

>> No.13637727

>>13637567
This needs a GIF loop.

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>>13637707
Suck on THIS

*sticks hose in your mouth and zyklon b fills your throat*

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>>13637733
PLEASE do not contribute to the lies about the use of Zyklon-B.

>> No.13637742

>>13637733
What a weird metaphor.

>> No.13639114 [DELETED] 

image.jpg

>> No.13640915

im chink

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Wasn't sure where to post this
More Aya Flan series subbed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Sic6wRujtw

>> No.13642847

>>13639114
h-have you caught onto me yet anon?

>> No.13643230 [DELETED] 

>>13642847
I got something for you to catch, right here

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>>13633923
> 06/11/15
> JP still use my madskill
One of the day in my useless life.

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I want her to sit on my face
And I want it
RIGHT
FUCKING
NOW!!!!

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>>13643359
I think there is such a thing as too puffy

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>>13637733
Look who's tsundere newhaifu here, now be a good boy and put your pants down, ★❤cherry❤☆❤boy❤★.

>> No.13645467

>>13643395
No, that's a perfect puffyness. I'd also like her to crush my face with that soft vulva.

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>> No.13645783

>>13645549
It looks like a Precious Moments doll on acid.

>> No.13645885

>>13633527
Wait, but I'm already her boyfriend. Am I a double boyfriend now?

>> No.13646619

>>13633527
That is okay with me..

>> No.13646839
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Shopping with Flan

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Love me baby baby ♫

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>> No.13652233

Sorry guys, but me and flan just got married yesterday, offers off the table!

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Still love the sisters.

>> No.13652359

Does Flan smell? She looks smelly in a lot of these images, and I don't date smellies.

>> No.13652364

Man, what the hell is going on, just the other day the yama invited me on a date, and now this!!
I'm getting poplar with the lolis.

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>>13637673
I want to suck a /jp/sie penis

>> No.13656932,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>13640915
im chicnk

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