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Satori is a creep.

Now you've done it, you corrupted this girl pure as snow mind, now she has to worry about her future and will never experience that truly worry less feeling ever.


I hope you are happy.

>>13604245
>She never really cared until she met you

In fact you disgust her so much that despite her being trying to stay away from the human society she can't help but feel disgust and desire to wipe you out from the face of the universe.

>>13604245
>She never really cared until she met you
And rightly, if I am the only voice of reason in a choir of suicidal race traitors who would bed a monster instead of destroying it. She should bloody well care, if she knows the meaning of self-preservation. Not that it'll help her.

>>13604444

Can't you HFY fags go back to /tg/?

>>13604464
Gensokyo belongs to the humans.

>>13578396

condense your threads

>>13604572
I'll condense your anus with my duck fuccboi

>>13604579
Wow. Does your mom know you make posts like that?

>>13604579
umm, casual sex is wrong!

>>13604701
His mum told him to post that.

>>13604729
No wonder that degenerate ended up on /jp/.

>>13604747
I wish my mom was ok with me crossdressing and liking guys...

>>13604762
Fuck off homo.

>>>/lgbt/

>>13604790
stfu ignorant bastard

>>13604908
i cant hear you with that dik in ur mouth fgt LOL

>>13604762
London?

>>13604444
Get back to writing you nigger.

>>13604245
Is that true? She doesn't look like she's lovestruck or suddenly started caring or anything.

>>13605748
That's not proremiriat. Proremiriat loves his monster lolis.

2nd most rufflable hair.

>>13604729
Satori's butt isn't this big.
Her rear is petite and springy.

>>13605830
I'm not a writer.

>>13605863
>I'm not a writer.
That's not what the jay tells me.

>>13605863

>>13605863
For what it's worth, Commander, I don't think you're YAF.

>>13605928
>proremiriat
>not YAF
Let's see:
☑ Unhealthy obsession with Satori
☑ Hopeless romantic
☑ A lying cunt
It checks out.

>>13605863
>I'm not a writer.
Yeah... I wonder who wrote this:

When the period was over, she opened her bedroom with a resignation worthy of an expiatory victim and Remilia saw the most beautiful woman on earth, with her glorious eyes of a frightened animal and her long, purplish-colored hair spread out across the pillow. Remilia was so fascinated with that vision that it took her a moment to realize that Satori was wearing a white nightgown that reached down to her ankles, with long sleeves and with a large, round buttonhole, delicately trimmed, at the level of her lower stomach. Remilia could not suppress an explosion of laughter. "This is the most obscene thing I've ever seen in my life," she shouted with a laugh that rang through the house.

“What are you blabbering about, you lewd vampire”, remarked a suddenly spiteful Satori.
“Now I shall demonstrate you the power of the scarlet devil”, said Remilia, while skillfully unbuttoning Satori’s nightgown with a single hand. Satori, silent again, rested her arms above her head, looking at the roof nervously.

When Remilia was finished, a milky-white patch of skin, almost paler than the nightgown enveloping it was exposed for her to see. A slender midriff, silky-smooth and with perfect skin, adorned with a shallow depression in the middle, that valley of hidden treasures called navel. Satori’s navel.

>>13605863

>>13605958
YAF doesn't like Remilia enough to be The Commander, and The Commander isn't overly-eloquent enough to be YAF.

>>13605976
You could write better stuff if you wanted.
It seriously gives me post chuuni syndrome reading that stuff again.

And yaf posted here a few months ago with his tripcode here.
And the other dude from THP also said I'm too shitty to be that guy.

>>13606021
That's part of the disguise.

>>13606021
Why are girls who hide their hands in their sleeves so cute?

i want to be satori.

she's so small, i bet her bones don't hurt at all.
she's so smooth and soft and fluffy, with her frilly dresses, she looks so comfy.
she's got good pets that love her.
she can stay underground in her mansion and don't have to go out and talk to people.

>>13606231
Funny, I've wanted to be one of her pets for a long while now.

Are there any doujins where Satori meets a new guy or something and she reads his mind and then she blushes because he was thinking lovely/lewd things about her?

>>13606231
I bet Satori looks more like pic related.

>>13604245
But that's not true, she has her whole support group of loyal pets.

>>13606073
>>13605976
>>13605863
I tried.

>>13607061
>droll
Way to spectacularly flop the ending, dude.

>>13607075
Bellies a shit anyway.

>>13605898
StalkerRemi is on time once again! I love you, StalkerRemi!

>>13607269
Why does this Satori have four third eyes?

>>13604245

She would not like me.

I'm too selfish and hostile.

>>13605976
>>13607061
Well, now I do believe that Proremiriat is not YAF. Proremi is much much better.

His version does exactly what is should do. It just focuses on sexuality and intimacy of their bodies. I clearly imagined two beautiful girls and their naughty play.

YAF's version just sucks. All these complex constructions ruin the flow of the scene. I failed to create any image of the girls in my mind. After finishing third paragraph I already forgot what was in second. Too many words and too little of actual description.
And those stupid metaphors.
>A small bellybutton sat in the middle of the hole, as though the pupil of some fantastic eye
What kind of comparison is that? And what's the point? It doesn't help with describing Satori's bellybutton, it's actually distracting. Why do I need to imagine some stupid and completely abstract "fantastic eye" when all my thoughts should be about the beauty of Satori's body?

>>13605976
>>13607061
Well, now I do believe that Proremiriat is not YAF. Proremi is much much better.

His version does exactly what it should do. It just focuses on sexuality and intimacy of their bodies. I clearly imagined two beautiful girls and their naughty play.

YAF's version just sucks. All these complex constructions ruin the flow of the scene. I failed to create any image of the girls in my mind. After finishing third paragraph I already forgot what was in second. Too many words and too little of actual description.
And those stupid metaphors.
>A small bellybutton sat in the middle of the hole, as though the pupil of some fantastic eye
What kind of comparison is that? And what's the point? It doesn't help with describing Satori's bellybutton, it's actually distracting. Why do I need to imagine some stupid and completely abstract "fantastic eye" when all my thoughts should be about the beauty of Satori's body?

>>13607438
>YAF's version
I resent that. I'm not that piece of European shit.

>>13607488
Then why are you trying to copy his stupid style?
I got it. You just realised your mistakes and try to save your name by pretending it's not you. Nice try, YAF

>>13607521
Wasn't the entire point to copy said style? Or am I missing something?

>>13607521
>"blah blah blah the Commander is yaf"
>"blah blah blah no I'm not, I can't even write like him"
>"ok let me have a go"
>"OMG you sound like yaf!!!1"
Your not the sharpest tool in the shed, are you.

>>13605976
>>13607061
>>13607438
bellies aren't even cute you stupid shits

>>13607598
It's probably the rare case when it's OK to ask who are you quoting because the actual discussion is nothing like your retarded greentext.


>>13607569
The point was to write Satori x Remi fanfic. Proremiriat doesn't copy YAF's style in >>13605976.

>>13607652
I'm sorry for misunderstanding the point of the conversation then. I'm the one who wrote the troublesome piece. I even went as far as copying phrases from Y-word's Satori thing.
I'll show myself out and leave you to harass the Commander in peace then. Have fun, dudes.

Wasn't this thread about the Satorin?

>>13607626
What you say bitch.

>>13607697
All of this happened because you couldn't come clean, YAF.

>>13607697
prove me wrong you piss of shit

>>13606197
I used to do that in high school and I'm a dude. Am I cute?

>>13607771

>>13606197
That's a good question, actually.

>>13607697
It is. So easy to get offtrack when that guy comes up.

What do her slippers smell like?

>>13606231
Somebody who understands! I also wish to be Satori. Her cute, pastel-colored outfit looks so comfy and frilly, I bet she feels very pretty even when she's just alone at home. And it would be great to be so petite and soft next to her big, strapping pets.

>>13604245
Great song.

>>13607771
I don't need to.

Bellies are a miracle of the universe.

Reminder.

>>13604572
no

>>13612367

>>13604245
I feel really bad now

>>13606021
Just look at this Satorin. I want to pat her head and ruffle her hair!

Is Satori's abilities limited to mind-reading or can she take control of you?

>>13626212
Filthy secondary

>>13626212
She knows some hypnosis stuff, but just enough to make people remember stuff for her to read. Never seen her make people her puppets or anything.

>>13626430
Dude, she controls my dick from thousands of kilometers away. That's some fucking power.

>>13626507
You can't be charismatic if you're so bad with crowds, Satori.

>>13626430
She's gotta be pretty good at conventional mind rape and control techniques just from her ability to read though.

GONNA SQUEEZE THE SATORIN!

>>13627071
Not really. How do you figure?

>>13627529
A mind reader gets insight into vulnerabilities, traumas and secrets of others. Such information can be leveraged against the target.

>>13627546
Sure, if you know how to use it. Does Satori? I'm not convinced.
And that's a far cry from mind control anyway.

>>13627554
>And that's a far cry from mind control anyway.
That's why I specified conventional techniques. Something like the CIA or a real life hypnotist would use, not fictional perfect control.

Of course, whether Satori formally knows or understands the techniques might not matter. My intuition is that they'd be something intuitive to somebody who can read minds.

>>13627566
I haven't really gotten that vibe from her. She can read minds and does it a lot, but doesn't really use it to manipulate people.

>>13627816
Satorin knows how to freak me the fuck out.

>>13627947
I want to cuddle her!

I want to be tentacle-friends with satori.

>>13628148
>no hips
Good.

>>13628238
That is the proper Satori body.

>>13627990
But she just woke up.

>>13628525
DO IT FGT

I WANT TO SQUEEZE SATORI SO HARD SHE EXPLODES

>>13607061
>>13605976
So does this continue or not?

>>13628599
I'll gently cuddle her so we can fall asleep again!

>>13628930
I'll write a continuation this weekend.

Do you love Satorin?

>>13629516
we're just sex buddies
btw i'm a girl

>>13629533
Are you smug too?

>>13628866
The proper way to hug the Satorin.

>>13628456
This guy knows.
The Satori is to be slender and petite.

>>13631254
Please don't destroy Satori. Be gentle with her.

>>13631270
It's not destruction, it's love.

>>13631254

>>13631254
Is >>13629460 you? You seem to have forgotten your trip.

>>13631345
That's obviously >>13607061. Proremiriat already have whole 2 pages of LEWD Sato x Remi action but he will never share it with us.

>>13631345
Not me m8.

Actual YAF here. Please stop bullying my alter-ego.

Satori is so cute, I just want to go up to her, hug her then lift her up in my arms and USE HER AS A FLESHLIGHT SO RUTHLESSLY SHE CRIES

>>13607771
the expression youre looking for is "piece of shit", mr. third worlder-kun

>>13631409
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm26470971

Has WaHH killed all the worksafe Satori doujinshi?

>>13644815
Huh? But Satori hasn't even appeared in WaHH. Is it because Kasen is so lewd and Satori has pink hair too... No, I seriously don't understand what's the connection.