/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Monsterfags are not welcome, fuck off to /d/

>>13614096
We were specifically moved here, not /d/.

>Making a new thread early

Typical fairy fucker

>>13614085
First for cute, submissive Mice!

Monster girls are for subhuman scum.

You people are worse than Sweden.

マジかよ･･･

I just want to flirt with a stegosaurgirl customer before kissing my raptergirl boss on the cheek and fleeing to the safety of the kitchen, is that so wrong?

>>13614146

>>13614116
Are those cotton earplugs in her ears? If so, that's hot.

>>13614172

It begins.

>>13614140
They're better then shitty humans.

Here we go.

>>13614100
>>13614245
>Responding
Don't encourage the natives, they might think they have worth.

>>13614116
You're stealing my bit anon.

I'm going to cum inside Miia

See?
It wasn't that much of a big deal making a thread earlier, and now we have a safe thread.
Calm your cow-tits.

Crow love is always best love

Thread reminder that bullying is wrong

>>13614247
>thinking they are natives
Sorry anon but you got fooled by really bad trolls, shame on you.

>>13614172
Maybe? I can see it. I thought it was just ear fluff at first.

>>13614248
I'm sorry, they're just so cute!

>>13614250
When?

>>13614250
I'll assume that the footage we saw in the trailer was from the first 3-4 episodes.

>>13614255
Indeed.

>>13614261
How 'bout I bully you with my cock?

>>13614255
I want to impregnate a crow tengu and kiss her face as I tell her that she'll be a great mother!

>>13614255
I prefer doing hard work with Anubi.

>>13614261
gentle bullying is love

>>13614264

>>13614261
Unless it's people who make threads early.

>>13614263
Well, I'll forgive you then.

>>13614262
>fooled by really bad trolls
>Implying

I want to bully a monster girl into streaming Kung Pow.

>>13614264
As soon as they make a line of Monster Musume onaholes

>>13614280
I implore you to reconsider

We camping here?

This doujin is probably why I like notEgypt so much, and it's rediscovery has catapulted Mummy and Pharaoh up my personal rankings.
http://exhentai.org/g/293006/39eed3f09c/

>>13614279
>>13614262
>>13614247
>>13614108
Who are you quoting?

>>13614290
>Who are you quoting

>>13614288
>http://exhentai.org/g/293006/39eed3f09c/
>That doujin
A classic favorite, and I even own a physical copy.

My favorite is the chapter where she gives him a massage in the bathroom while wearing a white swimsuit.

50/10, pure diamonds.

>>13614290
You

>>13614290
>ebin meme brohan
There, I replied to you.

>>13614290
"Who are you quoting?"

>>13614299
Mine is the /ss/ one

>>13614301
Thanks, but you still didn't tell me who you were quoting.

>>13614290
'Who are you quoting?'

What is better: to be born pure, or to overcome your succuslut nature through great effort?

>>13614305
>your mother

>>13614305
John 3:16

>>13614308
Alp please, you'll never be a real boy again.

>>13614312
Look, nobody in this thread has said that so it would be really helpful if you could provide a source for your quote.

>>13614318
What do you hope to gain by dragging this out so far?

>>13614326
To find out who everyone is quoting.

>>13614318
>For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life.

>>13614271
I'm still gonna call that a Werewolf whenever I see it.
>>13614327
It's lined now? Lovely.

>Monster girls will never be real

>>13614308
To overcome your succuslut nature through great effort, but from the prodding and teasing from the monsters that want you to just get with the program and stop making yourself miserable, and from the continued persecution from the humans that will never trust you no matter how hard you try, decide "it wasn't worth it" and fall so hard you break through the earth's crust and emerge into the stratosphere on the other side of the planet

Should we ever get art of a whole kindergarten class of MGs going to war against each other over something really trivial?

>tfw no knight vampire waifu
Why live

>>13614327
Those pantsu look stylish as fuck.

>>13614349
>>13614353
Who are you quoting?

>>13614349
Just gotta keep those dreams going till 2017 anon!

>>13614350

>>13614296
>>13614301
>>13614312
>>13614330
>>13614349
>>13614353
wh ou quott

>>13614352
I want to tickle her while she's trapped.

>>13614352
I've been away for a while. When did Loen come back, and does he have a "regular" time to be on?

>>13614327
>The sketch is no longer a sketch
You're too good for us

Would you a chocoppai loli?

>>13614382
Who are you quoting?

>>13614365
Man, if you're going to keep posting 2hus at least post a decent one.

A mob of monster girls rush into your village and raid it. Every man, woman, and child is captured and taken away as slaves. After being transported a fair distance, you are taken into a city and eventually to a great arena! After making sure you are healthy and receiving rudimentary training, you're sent out as fodder for the masses! Your fate lies in how well you perform in combat and use what weapons are available to you. Win against their gauntlet, and you'll be freed. Lose, and the MG that defeated you will take you there in the arena and take you as a husband!
http://www.seventhsanctum.com/generate.php?Genname=newweapon
You may pick any of these weapons.
Easy mode: Roll 3 MGs
Hard mode: Roll 5 MGs
Druella must die: Roll 10 MGs
http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random

>>13614381
>Come back
You mean from his overly long absence? Yes.
>time schedule
He comes and goes.

>>13614387

>>13614383
Too much oppai, not enough loli.

>>13614383
I'd any variety of oppai loli.

>>13614387
>First roll: Cheshire

I'm fucked already.

>>13614383
I'm still uncomfy with the loli, even if she is stacked. I prefer someone with a little more maturity...though perhaps some childlike innocence would be better in the longrun.

>>13614396
Who are you quoting?

>>13614387
>Doomtaser
I like this.
>Devilbug
>Chimaera
>Lilim
And I lost.

>>13614402
Who are you quoting?

>>13614384
His thoughts

>>13614399
The same guy who keeps asking 'is a horse an athlete?'

Dietrich's Undead Adventure Route fukken when

Just report and ignore.

>>13614327
Wunderbar Loen.

>>13614334
Intent counts dammit.

>>13614387
>Chancesaber
I got a good feelin about this!
>Kitsune-bi
>Poseidon
Good feeling gone.

>>13614387
>Chancemelter
I like the sound of this one.
>Sahuagin
Easy
>Cupid
What's she going to do, shoot me?
>Ghost
She doesn't stand a ghost of a chance!
>Beelzebulb
Like burning garbage she smells.
>Youko
Immune to melting, not immune to wrestling.
>Youko again
See above.
>Ignis
FUCK!

>>13614357
>>13614384
>>13614399
>>13614404
>Who are you quoting?
>It got me hard in an instant
>He looked at me with come hither eyes
>"Who are you quoting?" he said
>I pulled my turgid cock from my pants
>He unbuckled his jeans
>Who are you quoting?
>He presented his ass to me
>I could feel the warmth coming off of his anus with the head of my dick
>He was a dirty boy wanting me to go in dry
>Who er you quot ah ing?
>As I bore down inside him with my member his voice raised to the octave of a little girl
>Ah yeah. Who are you quoting?
>This little man slut was loving it
>I spanked his dirty ass red
>Who smack are smack you smack quoting?
>I couldn't hold out anymore
>Who are you quoting? He said lustily
>Oh God
>I came deep inside his bloody asshole
>I must have wrecked his colon with all the plunging I did
>Who are you quoting? he gasped
>I had to tell him my secret
>I have AIDS.
>Who are you quoting? He inquired
>Yeah you should probably get checked out

Gonna hug a vampire

>>13614416
>>13614417
Who are you quoting?

>>13614387
>Doomburner, Vibroblocker, Voidmasher or Aurabuster
Hm. Choices.
>Cheshire, Centaur, Jinko, Hobgoblin, Dark Priest
I might be fucked. Maybe. It depends on how some of the weapons work, I guess, and how well I can lock onto the Cheshire.

>>13614387
>Cryohunter
Better be a damn cryomancer. I swear to god
>Karakasa-Obake
>Jorou-Gumo
>Will-o-Wisp
I don't know what's worse: two of my opponents being fire based or the fact that I have no choice but to do this in the day

>>13614420
I hope you like bites

>>13614419
Is this a pasta, or did you come up with this on the fly?

>>13614419
>>13614423
>>13614424
Who are you quoting?

>>13614425
I don't like them.

>>13614387
>Chaosgun
The name looks promising.

>Mimic
>Werecat
Easy catch.
>Scylla
Shit's getting tough but still bearable.
>Wyvern
>Dhampir
Ah fuck.

And the one I'm quoting is objective reality.

>>13614387

>Deathblade
As chunni as it is, it sounds effective.

>Matango
>Succubus
>Lava Golem
>Goblin
>Sylph

I think I might be good here. As long as I'm quick about the Matango, I see no issues there. She's only the first one as well. The Lava Golem or the Sylph are probably the strongest, but I wouldn't mind marrying either of them.

>>13614334
>.less drew my Kiki

Nice.

Needs more bullying through.

>>13614426
No I'm that much of an autist. I just came up with it.

>>13614387
>Moonspear
I can work with this. For added hard, I rolled a D20 for each encounter.
>Sahuagin
>Win
>Hobgoblin
>Win
>Red Oni
>Win
Yay, Freedom.

>>13614396
Full list

Atomomasher
-vs-
Cheshire
Living Doll
Cancer
Matango
Saphirette Spherica (Dark Matter)
Sahuagin
Lizardman
Wurm
Koyoi (Inari)
Mimic

...Bring it on.

>>13614427
I was quoting you.

I want to date a Kiki childhood friend

Check em'

>>13614387
>Psishooter
Fuck it, don't want to look like a pussy, hard mode it is.

>Cheshire
Uh...

>Scylla
>Medusa
>Ryu
>Will-o-Wisp

I'm fucked. I'm fucking fucked, and if I die I'm still fucked.

>>13614428
You will

>>13614441
I want to hire a loli Kiki!

>>13614435
>spoiler
Don't worry. She just doesn't know where that broom is going yet.

>>13614441
Do you make a mess before a fancy date and try to drag her away from cleaning it?

>>13614387
Weapon: Lifescythe

Easy Mode: MG Rolled:
Demons of Chaos - They are already sealed away. So it's all good.
Blue Oni - I can talk to her and have her forfeit.
Merrow - All I have to do is cut off her head.

I won my freedom bitchs!

>>13614443
>>13614437
>>13614433
>>13614431
>>13614448
Who are you quoting?

>>13614442
nice meme

>>13614387
>Demilimiter
So basically the ultimate nullifier?

>Druella must die mode

Let's do this.
>Weresheep
>Goblin
>Parasite Slime
>Kitsune-bi
>Youko
>Willowisp
>Sauhaugin
>Black Harpy
>Human

I'm surrendering to the last one to become her husband. Get fucked monstergi-

>Alp

Changed my mind, I'm going to make this one happy. Get fucked natural born monstergirls.

>>13614444
No I won't.
I'd tell the vampire no hugs if I get bit

>>13614387
>Fireball
oh, good.
>Merrow
>Lizardman
>Holstaur
>Ant arachne
>Oomukade

I might even win!

>>13614435
>>13614456

>>13614435
>Needs more bullying through
What the fuck is with these threads and bullying for fucks sake.

>>13614462
bully=raped by mg

>>13614458
She needs blood to survive anon, do you want her to starve?

>>13614456
>>13614459
Who are you quoting?

Who AM I quoting?

>>13614461
Who is that?

>>13614261
You're wrong!

>>13614467
well no, but she can bite when not hugging

>>13614469
Who are you?

>>13614469
Don't feed them attention, just report them.

>>13614462
They say bullying but they mean teasing, sometimes sexually.

http://puu sh/iflgP/c23c5dc797.png

>>13614471
i think she sat in something...

Oomukades are for loving!

>>13614484
Nope

>>13614486
As long as she doesn't fucking venom me.

>>13614475
But biting and hugging you at the same time feels really good anon

>>13614491
If she bites you just kiss her, its that simple.

Are you brave enough to endure Spooky's House of Jumpscares?

How did you meet your MG waifu /jp/?

>>13614491
That's how she express her love.

>>13614495
well she better ask before I hug and I'm calling bullshit on it feeling good. Shots suck and a tooth is larger than that

looking for three stories, one is about a kumiho in middle of eating his immortal lover, hot hate-fuck proceeds, foie gras if i remember correctly was the name but cant find it. the other was about a human thrown as sacrifice for a lava golem. the final one was about a box match between a human and a black dragon, obvious thing happens, anyone who can help me?

>>13614496
Yeah. He'll just die in the process. No big deal.

>>13614497
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST SPOILER THAT SHIT
and yes

>>13614383
Yes.

>>13614498
In a pond, /jp/.

>>13614484
Where's the updated version with the doggybowl?

>>13614504

>>13614504
She's a qt.

>>13614511
Who is that?

>>13614501
Vampire bites feel good in almost every setting

>>13614511
Which touhou project character is that?

>>13614517
yeah no that shit looks bloody as fuck

>>13614496
>>13614499
But I don't wanna get addicted!

>>13614387
>karakasa-obake
>doppleganger
>alp
>scylla
>kraken
>will-o-wisp
>amazoness
>ghost
>nightmare
>roper
I'll probably lose to the kraken and I'm okay with that

>>13614536
Who are you quoting?

>>13614514
>>13614497
So does the game ever become genuinely scary, or is it just the cheap pastel jokes all the way through?
I played it a while back and save for one part around room 10 with a shadow figure the game never became genuinely scary or even seriously creepy, though I stopped playing shortly thereafter out of boredom.

>>13614534
Addiction is threadcanon

>>13614517
Not in Twilight.

Which is just one entry on the long list of "Reasons why Twilight is an awful disgrace".

>>13614511
Cmon. Don't be a dick. Tell me who that is.

>this will never get more

>>13614539
Once you run into specimen 2 things will pick up.

If you've only done 10 rooms you haven't seen much then.

>>13614546
Who are you quoting?

>>13614545
Google it fag

>>13614542
Fuck threadcanon.

>>13614545
Konpaku Youmu.

>>13614556
Hey man. No need to get snippy. Just tell me who it is so I can go pull on my junk to her.

>>13614558
in case you're serious, addiction is not thread-canon

You will end up unable to stay away and looking for more even without threadcanon.

Remember folks. If a strange woman with long black hair and tattoos offers you a hug while in the forest, always say no and spit in her face.

>>13614564
Hey bro. You don't have to lie to me about it. Just tell me who it is.

>>13614571
Flandre Scarlet.

>>13614565
Cirno
>>13614570
Where is venom addiction mentioned in the encyclopedia

>>13614570
Fuck you I will hug her and tell her how beautiful she is.

>>13614571
>>13614577
Hey brogans. You don't have to lie to me about it. Just tell me who it is.

>>13614586
Patchouli Knowledge

>>13614553
Just googled Specimen 2 and that's the guy I was talking about, looks like I got farther than I thought.
Either way it wasn't that engaging and I stopped playing shortly thereafter, but I'm having fun reading the story on the wiki.

>>13614589
I dated a girl who used to love wearing Patchouli oil. She smelled terrible. I hit it and quit it you know what I'm saying. But cmon man just tell me who it is.

>>13614349
>wanting monstergirls to be tainted by 3D

I just want to be transported to 2D land and live a nice peaceful life with my waifu

>>13614596
Who are you quoting?

>>13614595
Wriggle Nightbug

>>13614470
Kogusa. She's one of those umbrella youkai. Worst 2hu.
Guy spamming it is probably the quote shitposter.

>>13614602

>>13614602
This far in and the janitors haven't taken of that faggot already.

Oh well, just report him for spam.

>>13614599
You

>>13614595
Karakasa-Obake.

>>13614600
That's a cockroach. What kind of name is Wriggle?

>>13614602
Thanks man.

>>13614605
Aw yeah keep posting those delicious pictures. I'm getting my man meat out.

I wanna date a vampire posing as a human

>>13614602
>Kogusa
I don't know what I expected from crossies.

>>13614617
But vampires can't move about outside when it's sunny. If she drops her umbrella you'll need to carry her all the way back to her manor while she tries to explain it as a vitamin deficiency.

You know what would be an effective fighting style against a monstergirl?
cum fu

>>13614620
What's wrong /jp/? Did we get the name of your favorite monster girl wrong?

I want a drawfag to draw a shark-girl holding a pool cue and sitting on a pool table. You know...pool shark?

>>13614602
>Worst 2hu
You shut your fucking whore mouth. And get a dick out of it long enough to spell "Kogasa" correctly.

>>13614623

>>13614622
Well vampires are pretty smart I'm sure she could come up with something convincing

>>13614630
What does all those moon runes say?

>>13614620
Yeah anon-kun, I love raymoo and mary sunderland!

>>13614634
*crying sounds*

>>13614633
The manor is all spooky and dark, with heavy curtains blocking every window and ghosts cleaning the place. When you carry her to her room, her bed is coffin shaped.
How does she explain that?

>>13614634
Shes commenting on how gross it is

>>13614617
but she will have a breakdown when you figure out that she isn't human

>>13614639
M-maybe she's just a massive chunni!

>>13614628
I refuse to spell her name correctly. The only thing she deserves is bullying and irrelevance.

Should reporting the spammer be done by reporting it as Commercial spam/advertising or as Rule violation?

>>13614639
Hey some of those coffin beds look pretty comfy and if she insists on going to an Italian restaurant where they have Garlic she must not be a vampire

>>13614650
Commercial spam

>>13614645
She can bully my dick with her mouth while her umbrella licks my asshole.

>>13614639
She has a condition that makes being out in the sun extremely painful, asshole.

Was being uneducated the next step in your master plan?

>>13614650
Global rule 10

>>13614644
When you go to get her something to eat to clear up her delirious state the fridge is full of chocolate.

>>13614657

>>13614650
who's the spammer?

>>13614661
The umbrella 2hu fag.

>>13614659
Oh yeah. I'm getting close keep posting them.

>>13614651
I'm recalling lewd ideas.

>Vampire intentionally drugging herself with a garlic-scented dildo for extra-lewd masturbation
>Making your Vampire Waifu addicted to sucking on your cock all night long, giving you orgasm after orgasm as she keeps sucking, by dipping your cock in garlic butter sauce.

>>13614670
but I thought Garlic harmed vampires? Dammit if that is the case then my house is fucked

>>13614670
Who are you quoting?

>>13614670
>garlic lube
delicious

>>13614628
>People hate muh 2hu! I'll make them like it by spamming it in an unrelated thread! That'll surely make fewer people hate her!

...

>>13614680
Will o wisp hugging her man happily.

>>13614672
>Who are you quoting?
>It got me hard in an instant
>He looked at me with come hither eyes
>"Who are you quoting?" he said
>I pulled my turgid cock from my pants
>He unbuckled his jeans
>Who are you quoting?
>He presented his ass to me
>I could feel the warmth coming off of his anus with the head of my dick
>He was a dirty boy wanting me to go in dry
>Who er you quot ah ing?
>As I bore down inside him with my member his voice raised to the octave of a little girl
>Ah yeah. Who are you quoting?
>This little man slut was loving it
>I spanked his dirty ass red
>Who smack are smack you smack quoting?
>I couldn't hold out anymore
>Who are you quoting? He said lustily
>Oh God
>I came deep inside his bloody asshole
>I must have wrecked his colon with all the plunging I did
>Who are you quoting? he gasped
>I had to tell him my secret
>I have AIDS.
>Who are you quoting? He inquired
>Yeah you should probably get checked out

>>13614670
I want my vampire waifu to make me addict to her bites.

>>13614676
>>13614673
>>13614682
Who are you quoting?

>>13614680
A ferret monster girl!

>>13614680
Dragon making Pizzas. Or a Mantis being hyper Chuuni.

Vampires?

>>13614680
Jabberwocky molesting a catgirl with her tongue appendages.

>>13614680
Shirohebi neet rubbing her eyes after staying up all night.

>>13614680
Futa chesire

>>13614680
Draw a Mantis for once .less, I wanna see it.

>>13614680
Werewolf in the mans pose while a shota looks on.

>>13614688
are very human looking

>>13614685
>Who are you quoting?
>It got me hard in an instant
>He looked at me with come hither eyes
>"Who are you quoting?" he said
>I pulled my turgid cock from my pants
>He unbuckled his jeans
>Who are you quoting?
>He presented his ass to me
>I could feel the warmth coming off of his anus with the head of my dick
>He was a dirty boy wanting me to go in dry
>Who er you quot ah ing?
>As I bore down inside him with my member his voice raised to the octave of a little girl
>Ah yeah. Who are you quoting?
>This little man slut was loving it
>I spanked his dirty ass red
>Who smack are smack you smack quoting?
>I couldn't hold out anymore
>Who are you quoting? He said lustily
>Oh God
>I came deep inside his bloody asshole
>I must have wrecked his colon with all the plunging I did
>Who are you quoting? he gasped
>I had to tell him my secret
>I have AIDS.
>Who are you quoting? He inquired
>Yeah you should probably get checked out

TIME TO FUCK THE NIGGA UP

https://picarto.tv/live/channel.php?watch=less

>>13614680
Oomukade lewd

>>13614697
Who are you quoting?

>>13614680
Crow Tengu or Thunderbird fussing over her chicks.

wererabbit right out of the shower in a bathrobe and towel wrapped around her ears

>>13614676
I'm not spamming it though. There's also no reason to associate the character with the acts of the moron spamming just because he's chosen her as his ammo.

>>13614700
>Who are you quoting?
>It got me hard in an instant
>He looked at me with come hither eyes
>"Who are you quoting?" he said
>I pulled my turgid cock from my pants
>He unbuckled his jeans
>Who are you quoting?
>He presented his ass to me
>I could feel the warmth coming off of his anus with the head of my dick
>He was a dirty boy wanting me to go in dry
>Who er you quot ah ing?
>As I bore down inside him with my member his voice raised to the octave of a little girl
>Ah yeah. Who are you quoting?
>This little man slut was loving it
>I spanked his dirty ass red
>Who smack are smack you smack quoting?
>I couldn't hold out anymore
>Who are you quoting? He said lustily
>Oh God
>I came deep inside his bloody asshole
>I must have wrecked his colon with all the plunging I did
>Who are you quoting? he gasped
>I had to tell him my secret
>I have AIDS.
>Who are you quoting? He inquired
>Yeah you should probably get checked out

A pure childhood friend Succubus controlling her self from attacking her friend

>>13614670
>By Fue

I want to lick and suck the venom tattoos on an Oomukade's skin. I'd never let my tongue stop tracing the sharp, slick lines while she presses my head to her body, writhing in enjoyment of my submissive state.

>>13614708
>>13614704
Who are you quoting?

>>13614680
Tied up Holst with huge boobies!

>>13614711
>Who are you quoting?
>It got me hard in an instant
>He looked at me with come hither eyes
>"Who are you quoting?" he said
>I pulled my turgid cock from my pants
>He unbuckled his jeans
>Who are you quoting?
>He presented his ass to me
>I could feel the warmth coming off of his anus with the head of my dick
>He was a dirty boy wanting me to go in dry
>Who er you quot ah ing?
>As I bore down inside him with my member his voice raised to the octave of a little girl
>Ah yeah. Who are you quoting?
>This little man slut was loving it
>I spanked his dirty ass red
>Who smack are smack you smack quoting?
>I couldn't hold out anymore
>Who are you quoting? He said lustily
>Oh God
>I came deep inside his bloody asshole
>I must have wrecked his colon with all the plunging I did
>Who are you quoting? he gasped
>I had to tell him my secret
>I have AIDS.
>Who are you quoting? He inquired
>Yeah you should probably get checked out

>>13614708
muh dick

>>13614671
Going by MGE rules, it just makes them horny. Which if I recall, isn't even all that exclusive to the MGE.

>>13614680
Vampire drooling over a garlic-lubed dick?

>>13614680
An Apsara wearing urban clothes doing a street performance.

>>13614714
Who are you quoting?

>>13614680
Wight cradling a panicked man

>>13614705
this is literally the best. when a mg wants to rape and be lewd but they don't

>>13614719
>Who are you quoting?
>It got me hard in an instant
>He looked at me with come hither eyes
>"Who are you quoting?" he said
>I pulled my turgid cock from my pants
>He unbuckled his jeans
>Who are you quoting?
>He presented his ass to me
>I could feel the warmth coming off of his anus with the head of my dick
>He was a dirty boy wanting me to go in dry
>Who er you quot ah ing?
>As I bore down inside him with my member his voice raised to the octave of a little girl
>Ah yeah. Who are you quoting?
>This little man slut was loving it
>I spanked his dirty ass red
>Who smack are smack you smack quoting?
>I couldn't hold out anymore
>Who are you quoting? He said lustily
>Oh God
>I came deep inside his bloody asshole
>I must have wrecked his colon with all the plunging I did
>Who are you quoting? he gasped
>I had to tell him my secret
>I have AIDS.
>Who are you quoting? He inquired
>Yeah you should probably get checked out

>>13614717
Well shit I love garlic. I won't wanna get my penis bit

>>13614680
Miia NTRing Darling

>>13614680
Vampire biting her husband

>>13614728
Who are you quoting?

>>13614734
>Who are you quoting?
>It got me hard in an instant
>He looked at me with come hither eyes
>"Who are you quoting?" he said
>I pulled my turgid cock from my pants
>He unbuckled his jeans
>Who are you quoting?
>He presented his ass to me
>I could feel the warmth coming off of his anus with the head of my dick
>He was a dirty boy wanting me to go in dry
>Who er you quot ah ing?
>As I bore down inside him with my member his voice raised to the octave of a little girl
>Ah yeah. Who are you quoting?
>This little man slut was loving it
>I spanked his dirty ass red
>Who smack are smack you smack quoting?
>I couldn't hold out anymore
>Who are you quoting? He said lustily
>Oh God
>I came deep inside his bloody asshole
>I must have wrecked his colon with all the plunging I did
>Who are you quoting? he gasped
>I had to tell him my secret
>I have AIDS.
>Who are you quoting? He inquired
>Yeah you should probably get checked out

>>13614708
You. You know what's what.

Where are the janitors at?

>>13614736
Who are you quoting?

I like vampires but I don't really wanna get bit where is the least dangerous place to get bit

>>13614740
>Who are you quoting?
>It got me hard in an instant
>He looked at me with come hither eyes
>"Who are you quoting?" he said
>I pulled my turgid cock from my pants
>He unbuckled his jeans
>Who are you quoting?
>He presented his ass to me
>I could feel the warmth coming off of his anus with the head of my dick
>He was a dirty boy wanting me to go in dry
>Who er you quot ah ing?
>As I bore down inside him with my member his voice raised to the octave of a little girl
>Ah yeah. Who are you quoting?
>This little man slut was loving it
>I spanked his dirty ass red
>Who smack are smack you smack quoting?
>I couldn't hold out anymore
>Who are you quoting? He said lustily
>Oh God
>I came deep inside his bloody asshole
>I must have wrecked his colon with all the plunging I did
>Who are you quoting? he gasped
>I had to tell him my secret
>I have AIDS.
>Who are you quoting? He inquired
>Yeah you should probably get checked out

>>13614743
Who are you quoting?

>>13614739
Jan is 'busy'

>>13614739
They hath abandoned us. Report them both, maybe it'll help.

>>13614750
I've been reporting all of them.

Would you love your waifu if she UNLEASHED AN UNSPEAKABLE EVIL!!?

>>13614742
Well I love vampires and I don't part this garlic thing to be part of every discussion we've had lately. We can't have everything.

>>13614753

>>13614753
what if she is the evil

>>13614743
Just stop replying to him you retard.

>>13614756
You forgot your spoiler

>>13614754
>part
Want*

>>13614754
How about the sunlight thing, best way to deal with it while not using an umbrella

>>13614756
I already came to her. You can stop posting her now.

>>13614758
Would she have cute little sleep talking fits about what adorably evil acts she wants to commit?

>>13614753
What's the age of this evil? Is it ANCIENT?

>>13614764

>>13614769

Well this sucks. I hope Jan comes back soon. Here's a shitty haiku
>Her cold piercing stare
>Judges harshly at her screen
>Time to ban again

>>13614779
Who are you quoting?

>>13614780
>Who are you quoting
>He decides to post again
>Pasta nothing more

>TFW Based Janet is being slow
Please hurry Janet! Sweep sweep

>>13614436
You're not even that bad. You can do better, you can still try harder. It's pathetic, even, compared to what people have accomplished here before.

>>13614779
日本語で書き直せ

>>13614784
>>13614785
Who are you quoting?

>>13614786
I thought the I have AIDS was a nice touch.

>>13614789
I'm quoting your mother. After my intense fucking in her pelvis she only has 1 week to live.

>>13614790
Seen it. Boring. Needs more work. Not long enough either.

>>13614766
You take her in your arms until you find some shadows?

>>13614766
Use the chance to tease the mighty vampire and improve the odds of pelvisceration that night.

>>13614799
Why would anyone leave someone to suffer?

>>13614766
I'd strip naked and give her my clothes so every inch of her can be protected!

is trihex the lebron james of speedgaming?

>>13614809
I was almost sad to report this one.

>>13614803
tease how?

>>13614813
Pick her up in your arms, tell her how pretty she is while sitting in the middle of a sunny field, stroke her hair. Then you start tickling her a bit so she squirms as best she can in her weakened state, and slip her panties off from under the dress she's wearing.

I wanna hug a spider

I'll try another one this time for Chochin Obake

A warm glow seeks warmth
From he who has forgot her
She will make him love

>>13614809
>[Deleted]
That's a start

>>13614817
Then do you put them on your head? I'd put them on my head. Wanna put her panties on my head. Gonna put her panties on my head.

>>13614819
Do spidergirls secrete slime

>>13614822
wasn't the janitor (RIP), just me fucking up threads

Do all Slimes have cores or just Dark Slimes?

That was fun. See you guys next thread.

>>13614828
Ah ;_;

>>13614824
I think slimes secrete slime.

I wanna rub elf -tits-

>>13614823
I mean, if you want. It'd make the walk back home all the more embarrassing for her.

LESSSSSSSSSSS

>>13614835
Maybe I'll put the panties on her head. Or maybe I'll gag her with them.

>>13614836
What's he done now?

>>13614839
Jabberwock molesting a cattrap

>>13614838
>She spits them out
>You put them back in
>Repeat a few times
>She realizes the only way she can avoid embarrassment is keeping them inside her mouth until you get home
Lewd.

>>13614841
the cheshire one?

Imagine a vampire almost killing her husband during a feeding session. She would just break down

>>13614841
You kidding right

>>13614843
The lewdest.

>>13614841
Maybe we should just report .less' stuff as spam from now on if he intends to pull multiple epik troles consecutively. Fucking dirty sea-spic I swear.

>>13614848
I wish I was.

I wanted my shirohebi neet drawn.

It still looks pretty hot.

>>13614850
To be fair he didn't actually post it yet.

>>13614847
She would push him away and grow weak from not feeding then he would have to force her to feed

>>13614850
Calm your tits.

Less is a good man who dindu nuffin.

>>13614841
Le epic troll attacks again xD

>>13614841
Whoa. Original.

>>13614850
Really? Really faggot?

>>13614861
.less is a big boy, he can handle someone calling him mean words

Thugdere onee-san finds out your dating the Jinko from the rival gang in the second year. You're relationship is pretty serious. What does she do?

>>13614874
3-way
She has to prove she's the better woman

The ego namefags there are pretty hilarious too.
https://picarto.tv/live/channel.php?watch=less

>>13614874
Shit, your*

>>13614874
Prepare the giant ball of yarn.

>>13614874
What species is my onee-san?

>>13614680
Anubis snorting mothman dust off a dudes dick.

>>13614877
How many times are you going to link to this in the thread?

>>13614680
Futa dog girl hate-fucking a cait sith

>>13614881
Oni, but keep in mind, you're her darling bookworm brother

>>13614897
She'd probably knock me out and then tie me up somewhere until I come to my senses.

Then it's time for getting drunk together so she can molest me.

>>13614887
As many times as it takes before his opinion is viewed as the right one.

Glasses wearing monstergirl?

>>13614910
Blue Oni?

>>13614907
What if she respects that you're dating the Jinko, even if she's her enemy. But she still stomps up to her and demands that she treat you right, because if her little brother's heart is broken, she'll bust her jaw.

>>13614876
>>13614879
Jinko-san refuses, stating her love for you is greater than her love for balls of yarn and she is not willing to share you.

>>13614897
Jinko-san finds you and steals you away when onee-san isn't looking, she vows to protect you from your sister

>>13614910
Were-cat?

>>13614910
Lich?

>>13614910
Bane?

>>13614916
>>13614907
meant to quote "Jinko-san finds you and steals you away when onee-san isn't looking, she vows to protect you from your sister" to you

>>13614910
Slime?