/jp/ - Otaku Culture

First for I hope I still can like girls when the mamono cocklust takes over.

>>13600682
Good shit, man. Looking forward to some more.

Is it NTR if you show more love to you're daughteru than waifu?

Dragons

In the previous thread:

Anon runs an orphanage.
Harblador continues his Crybaby Dragon story. Sara teaches egg incubation methods.
Crime never pays. Life sentence in the iso-pits!
Quicksilver edits his Living Doll story chapters.
Living dolls, tiny shinkis, robot girls, and Philip K. Dick-esque AI plots.
Swiss Momo has translated KC's most recent ask.fm Q&A session. Monstergirl coffee shops confirmed.
Teacher Anon wraps up his last day at school.
Dr Onna keeps her husband on ice.
The thread is derailed by peanut and sunflower seed shills. What a bunch of nutters.
Fisting tailpussy is like licking a glacies. It can only end well.
Anon learns to be a family man with his daughter and a hatter.
Loen draws a living doll.
Ravagestar continues Rushka.
Kyubey proposes a life of monstergirls for you. What could possibly go wrong?
Horns are tusks! Red is blue! Hellhounds are cats! Salt is gold, and so is lead!
GWS writes Fire and Brimstone. (I don't think a hellhound's gunpla collection should be considered complete without a model of the NZ-666)
.less draws a jabberwocky playing vidya.
Who wants to see the new paladins at MGC Zoo?
/mgt/ enjoys a fun day of race discrimination at the beach.
Murchez writes a story about a yeti who knows it's not your fault. It's not your fault.
.less draws a tengu reading a book on picking up cute boys.
Quicksilver continues his tale of mouse domination.
Hmonck writes about a mantis protecting her charge.
Loen draws- HOLY SHIT WHAT'S WRONG WITH HER ARM. Oh and also a stinky oomukade nurse, and a wurm trapped in a revolving door.
/mgt/ discusses ways to help Germany win both World Wars.

My Pastebin links are out of date.
http://pastebin.com/D7Xw996x
http://pastebin.com/M0wsrQdk

>>13600744
Sure you can! I'll be right back with an update to something about that.
>>13600750
Yes.

>>13600746
It's an emotional betrayal, but that's fine.

Old hags should just stay in the back.

>>13600607
>>13600682
Is there more of this somewhere, like a pastebin or screen caps?

>>13600752
I've missed you.

>>13600752
Welcome back, mang.

>"Ara Ara~"
>"You would go on an adventure with an old doe like me?"

>>13600741
CHOOSE YOUR NEET

GAZER OR JABBERWOCK

Or the Mystery Box

>>13600752
Aaay, someone's doin it again, cool.

>>13600752
>Angry /fit/ Anon and his adorable, angry Minotaur family.
Man I forgot about that one. Now I'm sad because it'll never happen.

>>13600777
Neet Cait Sith

>>13600777
Is the mystery box a shirohebi?

>>13600777
B O T H
O T H
T H
H

>>13600777
>You will never preform cunnilingus on a Gazer while she plays video games

>>13600776
>doe
>Doe
>DOE
That's a fucking ram you dumb motherfucker

>>13600777
Mystery Box

>>13600776
Tell you what, you look strong, so I'll get into that sweater with you, hug myself into your cleavage and wrap my legs around you. Then you can just carry me around like that wherever you want to go.

>>13600776
... Is that padding on the edges of your sword?

You think this is a motherfucking game?

>>13600777
Mystery Box, gimme dat Alp

>>13600790
Why you mad doe?

>>13600672
>Eternal waifu tier: Chocolate Wolf Egyptian Edition
Heh. You. You I like.

>>13600741
Great OP man. Fantastic. I want to bury my face in her stinky NEET pussy and eat her out while she plays her retro vidya.

>>13600777
Jabberwock.

>>13600752
Oh my God you're back! Welcome back man, welcome back!

>you will never go to Women's Studies class at MGC hoping to troll some Tumblerinas
>you will never piss off a Lich student in a public argument over human male privilege
>you will never be challenged by a Lich girl to a game of Dungeons and Mamono
>you will never blindly accept the challenge despite never even knowing that game exists until the name is shouted in the lecture hall
>you will never show up to defend your honor to her sorority dorm
>you will never be sat at a table where you find your Echidna biology teacher DMing a competitive game between you and the Lich girl
>you will never be stunned to learn that this game has no PC hit points in the ruleset as you are suddenly restrained by magic in your chair
>you will never hear your teacher tell you that every sexual attack that happens in the game is going to be performed on you by one of the members of the gathered audience, and the game will continue until one of the players is to exhausted from orgasms to go on
>you will never get that sinking feeling as you stare in horror at your opponent and realize that yuri 'attacks' by her friends won't do shit to her and she is about to watch you being slowly raped into stupor by all her friends
>you will never steel yourself for whatever comes
>you will never roll the dice, resolved to fight to the last drop of cum

Finished the latest chapter of Vertex. Not a lot of stuff happens, just wrapping up the backstory for Andrea and Roxxie. Starting next chapter we'll get back on track with Craig and Farai. Yeah.
New from line 156.

http://pastebin.com/R25ngXhT

>>13600790
It can't be a ram if it's female, silly.
Female goats are called 'does', while female sheep are called 'ewes'.

>>13600793
That's her sword's scabbard. Knitted.

>>13600784
>>13600790
>>13600798
>Mystery Box

Enjoy the NEETest NEET this side of the land! The one and only Fatpophis

You can try to exchange her for a NEET Alp, but she'll probably refuse to leave and you'll be stuck with two NEETs in your house. Hope you like NEET cuddling.

>>13600642

Something involving Kunoichi daughterus and YEEARTing

Now I have to train both my body and my senses for surprise YEEARTs, both from the daughteru and the waifu who mistakenly believes that I'm an M.

>>13600813
>YEEART

???

>>13600803
>Public use and sex contest in one
Now this is my kind of thing.

is this the NEET thread?

>>13600804

cannot read in small chunks (too arduous to wait for next bit), so been saving your stories for vacation. Cheers and thanks for keeping at it

>>13600823
>saving
How much you got? Because there's going to be a lot more coming starting next week because no obligations to bug me.

>>13600817
Oh come on, that show is airing this season.

There's a new episode up today.

http://i.imgur.com/gbgNaTA.png

>>13600752
>Murchez writes a story about a yeti who knows it's not your fault. It's not your fault.

That's right. Just let it all out. She doesn't mind if you cry while in her warm, fluffy embrace.

>>13600752
I missed you mang

>>13600777
Jab.
t. a man of refined tastes

I want to have a sleepover with a group of soft NEET Monster Girls.

>>13600831
I'm going to steal this idea for use in my paladin meets Yetis story.

>>13600821
We could use more public use stuff.

And Lich Yuri but that's my thing more than anybody else's I'd bet.

>>13600822
We discuss NEETs rare occasions.

>>13600831
And if my face just happens to make its way down to her breasts?

>>13600842

Go for it man.

>>13600827

last time I caught up to April 7th. Then i bitched in the threads about Vertex stopping before smut happened.

>>13600853
Thanks, I will.
>>13600854
I'm awful at smut, sorry.

>>13600839
>Sleep over with NEET monster girls
>They're all too awkward and introverted to be rapists
>Instead they try and sneak in looks during video game sessions
>Anime marathon time, during romance scenes they make not so subtle comments about wanting a boyfriend
>Later that night you struggle to sleep, the awkward NEETs can't hide the sound of their masturbation

>>13600863
Sounds like heaven.

>>13600690
>You park your car and sure enough, yep. The window's broken again, fuck.
>She's in your bed like yesterday, the look on her face is somewhere between ecstatic and drowsy, but you can still hear the wet sound of her fingers lazily sliding in and out of her wet hole.
>Goddammit you're pissed off. You already told her last time that you keep the key in the fake stone and that she can come in whenever she likes as long as she washes the sheets when she's done.
>"Wake up you scaly bum." You kick the bed and in the span of a fraction of a second she manages to jump into the air and dress herself just enough to get a pg-13 rating.
>"A-A-Anon! You're here?!" Why does she look surprised? It's been nearly a month since she started doing this.
>"I-I wasn't doing anything weird or stuff. I was just... I mean..." She leans forward with her hands placed softly on your chest. Her cheeks are flushed and you can clearly see her juices glistening on her scales.
>"Just shut up and get in the bath already."
>You can hear her giggling as she slithers in after you. The nerve of this cunt.
>You wash her hair, for some reason she's scared of getting shampoo in her eyes. No fear of breaking in, though.
>When you're drying up she still insists on wearing the dirty sweater. Something about your smell and the taste.
>The two of you settle on the couch with a shitty action movie, you never actually finished watching the movies though.
>As soon as it starts she turns to you "How'd your day go, Anon?" Fucking hell couldn't she just watch the movie?
>You spend the next two hours talking about each other's day, politics, the stars, life in general, etc. With each sentence she slides closer until finally wrapping herself around you
>Just before coiling your arms you manage to shut off the movie. She's already far too sleepy do anything.
>"I really love you Anon." She mutters while rubbing against your face. You smile inwardly but continue looking annoyed for the sake of your window.

>>13600849
>Spoiler
it's my thing too but I never bring it up.

>>13600752
OH GOD, RECAP ANON IS BACK

>>13600849

I am thinking that since the Anon is going to have his damage 'simulated' by Lich's girlfriends, any damage the Lich incurs during her competing dungeon delving should be 'simulated' by the more impartial DM - which is why I made her a Echidna - between all tentacles and magic she should be able to at least keep the game interesting for the Lich girl and give Anon some illusion of hope

>>13600777
Mystery box

>>13600863
>"I love you." You whisper into the open air.
>At least three of them involuntarily thrust their hips and moan as they violently orgasm.
>The rest shake uncontrollably as the pleasure overrides their senses.
>You chuckle quietly before going back to sleep.

>>13600842

>Paladin gets lost in a blizzard, away from his fellows
>A yeti finds him and brings him home but he's scared of her since he's heard monsters eat lost humans and the like and he just wants to see his parents
>The Yeti just pulls him into a hug to try and calm him down.

something like that?

>>13600863
>>13600880

drop some hints at always having like the idea of cooperative harems that would group sex me all the time.

See who decides to drop out

Would you want an Arachne and a Scorpion-girl to compete at making you cum?
http://exhentai.org/g/819333/4dbcc85623/

>>13600883
Well it's more like
>scout disappears
>paladin is bored
>goes out to find him
>oh shit, I don't know anything about mountaineering, guess I'll die from stupidity!
>Hugs are warm!
>Nooo! Hugs are gross!

>>13600886
Harems are Harem

I'll hold a NEET-off

First NEET to become Strongfat and cuddle me while protecting my smile gets to keep me

>>13600851

Some light teasing I imagine

Maybe declaring her intentions if you get too comfortable.

>>13600886
If if they're otaku neets that watch anime, watch something like Infinite Stratos with them and make a passing comment about being jealous of Ichika having a harem then proceed to watch they all give each other startled glances.

>>13600888

Rule 1> No using any poisons, drugs, or other chemical/biological substances

Rule 2> No influencing internal body or mind with magic

With those 2 rules, would always be up for competitions like this

>Breaks and enters on a regular basis
>You're okay with her staying over anyways

Why not just leave the window unlocked or give her a key, or something?

Would you make a cat cry?

>>13600904
No, I'm nice.

>>13600904
In pleasure? Yes. Could I? That's a different matter entirely

>>13600518
>>13600520
>>13600596
>>13600660
>You will never be abused and healed by an Elf
Suffering

>>13600904
Only if I spank her hard then give her lots of loving cuddlesex afterwards

>>13600896
watching this now. Will be difficult to control my hate for the guy. But I like your idea

"man these girls are doing it wrong. if they want him, they should come to a share and enjoy agreement and rape him as a group. So long as they don't hurt him and keep making him come, he is sure to come around in a while"

>>13600788

>You will never plug your Gazer up with your joystick and initiate a 2P game

>>13600804
Does anyone want to say anything before I go watch Ahnold in Mars?

>>13600901
MGC Administration would like to remind citizens that damage to property caused to residences or theft of property caused by yanderes is covered under standard MGC homwowner's insurance policies.

>>13600858

The only really hard thing about writing smut is there's only so many feasible positions and only so many ways to describe the sensations and sounds of penis in vagina.

>>13600925
That's why I'm not good at it. Regular sex is boooriiiing to read or write about. Which is why I'm so hype about what Craig and Farai will do.
If I ever get there.

>>13600909

>You will never be wrapped head to toe in a Kejourou's hair and be hugged like a daki, whispering words of love in your ear as you fall asleep.

>>13600904
that will teach her for clawing the furniture!

>>13600925
That's why foreplay and fetish stuff comes first and PIV is the finisher and even then you describe nearly everything else going on but the PIV most of the time.

>>13600925

as an avid reader of smut, I found that I am okay with reasonably repetitive smut descriptions.

For example - on literotica, there is an author Jane Marwood - s/he wrote femdom stories where there are like 6 repetitions of pretty much the same scene with slight variations as the story progresses.But s/he hit all the exact right spots on my fetish chart, so that was still fun to read. Especially over a few days.

Variation of smut should more depend on circumstances in which said smut happens, and perhaps juggling a few fetishes - if the author keeps using the same couple of words for body parts, or actions, that in no way detracts from the experience.

Actually even adds it - as with longer stories it makes it much easier to search for wanted scenes for those 'in a rush'

>>13600948
Just say dicking Anon, you sound like you're from tumblr.

>>13600925
>He doesn't know about anal, blowjobs, intercurrial, pazuri, or foreplay.

kek

>>13600962
Took me a moment to realise what PIV was, that's a new one to me.

>>13600937
I want to sleep in a Mountain Troll's hair.

>>13600970
Not only is she a giantess, she looks like she has downs.

>>13600948

Well yeah that spoilered stuff is important too so long as it doesn't involve one of the unholy trifecta. Scat, Futa, Guro, everything else is fair game WITHIN reason in MGG, but homosex is highly ill-advised.

Though I can absolutely see Paladins trying to do that in order to vex a Lilim by humping each other like fucking Samurai.


>>13600932

Take it from me, as a person who writes questionable smut at best. Don't focus so much on the bumping uglies itself as their reactions to what's happening during the act.

How does the guy feel to finally be dicking the girl of his dreams? Is it their first time or have they had sex before? What positions are they using? Is he wrapping his rascal or are we going into it raw?

Positions are really less about anything other than your position but some of my favorites are cowgirl, the tried and true missionary, amazon

Or just disregard what i've said and follow >>13600954's advice.

>>13600965

Baphomet intercrural followed by Polynesian style sex ritual

>>13600925
Remember, dialogue can be useful in sex scenes too. The hard part is actually carrying the narrative on it, and not just using it to pad out what you're already describing.

>>13600962
Shit, that's a tumblr term? I like to use it because it reminds of that Spurdo comic about buying condoms.

>>13600981
Nah, it isn't. It's just some idiot trying to make 4chan seem super "exclusive" again. Dicking has been used since well back into the 90s, maybe further.

>>13600925
The wonder of monster girls is there's so many more positions and sensations than with human/human sex. Slimes for example would be entirely different, as would the cold pussy of a zombie. Centaurs and spiders require different positions from the norm too, if things are feeling stale it's time to change your focus to writing about a different type of monster girl.

>>13600979
>Spoiler
>I am now imagining two paladins pounding each other's anuses with stoic faces, as a lilim looks on slack-jawed and wide eyed.
I need a drawfag to do this, it sounds fucking hilarious.

>>13600965

also hand jobs, tickling, critically different kinds of anal (fingering vs enema vs dildoing * both genders) and than all of those multiplied by hundreds of different 'contexts' like nurse play, cop/prisoner play, sex wrestling, barely hidden in public, under water, under different levels on consent and or duress, with or without various bindings

>>13600988
He's talking about PIV you idiot. That shit is stupid And inherently oppressive, and you're raping a woman by doing it even if she consents because PIV sex is by its nature oppressive to women everywhere.

Is there any monster girl super heroes?

>>13600992

I mostly write about humanoid MGs because I don't think I have the ability to properly do the shittiest of shit fetishes.

Centaur sitting that fattest of asses down on her poor husbando while talking like Rick from Rick and Morty in her drunken lust

I want to be tickled by a Dark Elf!

>>13601006
An Anon last thread said he was gonna alp into an Arch Alp so he could use his Mamono Magic to help Human Boys from being raped

>>13600995

Don't forget sounds, multitasking (both partners keeping their hands busy), what either one is feeling, and even smell if you can pull that off.


Also, anyone who can write the magic of pompoir deserves a medal. Monster girls are masters of this art.

>>13601013
I never knew vaginas could do that.

>>13601018

>He never knew a vagina could do that

Manyeyedhydra is one of the few writers in any smut medium that i've seen use pompoir. Shame about it being fucking snuff, though.

>>13600998

obviously every truly enlightened womyn should make a point of performing oral sex on men at every opportunity.

What could more empowering to a female than to place a man into the vulnerable position of having his vulnerable penis between her teeth, his vulnerable testicles massaged by her fingers, perhaps even feeling she shame of anal intrusion as his prostate is stimulated by her finger and being utterly helpless to hold back as she literally forces him to cum at her leisure and leaves him drained, knowing that he was at her mercy and was forced to enjoy it.

how I imagine a succubus would teach proper feminism

>>13601013
Dude I had heard stories about high level courtesans having classes for this kind of shit in the renaissance but holy shit, I didn't think it was legit.

>>13601019
He wrote Succubus murder-porn, didn't he?

>>13600976
>Not only is she a giantess
There is literally nothing wrong with big girls.

>>13601026

Almost all of his stories involve murder-porn in some way shape or form. Which is a shame because he's a pretty damned good writer (at least imo).

His stuff can be contrived and edgy at times though. Especially when some expendable one-chapter-appearance character in his main story makes it a point to fuck a Hellraiser level kink slut of a Succubus with a goddamned "obedience" collar on her.

>>13601018
Yep, they can. Sadly they are muscles that are hardly trained. It's also just a fraction of what horsepussy can do, their muscular control is way beyond that. To the point that they can prevent rape by locking out cocks entirely.

>>13601019
I just accept his stuff as is. He has a theme and he does it well. Sometimes I wish he would ease off it a little, but at least it's decent for what it is.

>>13601026

some of his stories are murder-porn. Not all. Succubus Summoning has survives quite a few encounters, and is sort of adopted as a shared sex-toy by several succubi

>>13601031
>Sadly they are muscles that are hardly trained.
I remember reading that chinese courtesans back in the imperial days used to shove jade eggs up their crotch and clench their vaginas to hold them in place for as long as they could, it's apparently a good way to increase vaginal strength.

>>13601042

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7c6Vrnf99Ac

>>13601042
A similar exercise in modern day is kegels. It's not exactly pompoir, but it's up there in enhancing pussy power levels.

>>13601042
That must have hurt.

>>13601027
Mah nigga. You wear that pelvis injury like a badge of honor.

>>13601049
>>13601042
>increase vaginal strength
For what purpose though?

>>13601058
Have you ever had sex before?

>>13601058
Makes sex better for the man and the woman. The other reason is it prevents urinary incontinence and leaking. It would be a lot less widespread if their vaginal muscles weren't so underused. Also strengthens the pelvis overall makes it sturdier. Same if you're a man and doing the male kegel equivalent.

>>13601068
Are you seriously asking that?

We have gone over 100 posts without discussing my favorite monstergirl.

>>13601098
And? You're gonna cry about it?

Speaking of erotica I love crafting awful smut lines.

>your turgid sausage will never hose her babyhole

>>13601098
Your favorite girl a shit.

>>13601098
My favourite monstergirl is the matango.

>>13601098
Which is?

How can all the different species of monster girls co-exist when there isn't nearly enough men for all of them and human girls?

>>13601098
Cait Sith?
>You will never have sex with a Cait Sith out in the open while the MGs and husbands around you look on in disgust
I bet you'd like that sicko

>>13601108
Survival of the rapiest.

>Monster Girl City public school board expands Sex Ed classes
>"to make sure girls know how to safely please their future husbands without harming them"
>slipped into the new policy is mandatory quota for "training and test subjects"
>human population loudly opposes to all their sons being raped in mandatory sex-ed classes
>as a compromise, training subjects to be made a corrective punishment for human males for misdemeanors

>you will never be ticketed for speeding on your way to class
>you will never be assigned Sex Ed Training subject for 2 weeks as punishment
>you will never have 2 Dark Elves collect you from class on assigned days
>never be subjected to humiliating, but firm and efficient undressing and cleaning in preparation for class by the dark elves and a helping slime girl.
>never have a face and eye covering mask placed on you as you are tied down and carted into a class full of excited monster girls
>you will never be horrified to recognize your little sister's voice in the class
>you will never detect that slight shaking in her voice that clues you in that she has recognized you somehow despite the mask
>you will never practically read her mind as you guess that she just weight the option of visibly reacting and letting everyone in class know that they are about to rape her brother, or pretending she hasn't recognized
>you will never be horrified to listen as the teacher lists off over 40 different fetishes that will be introduced over the course of the week
>you will never realize that your dick has just stood up rock hard in front of your little sister and all her class mates while her teacher was laying out your future over the next two weeks
>you will never hear your sister almost calmly volunteer to be the first on the first exercise...

>>13601103

At least you haven't ever unironically considered writing a guy and MG who speak entirely in Bogan English.

"OOOOH! OOOOH! ANON! BANG ME BABY-SHITTER YA FUCKIN' CUNT!"

>>13601108
In MGE they're way rarer than humans and most of mankind is holed up in several different countries mostly free of monsters.

Most humans will be lucky (assuming they want to encounter a monster) to even see a devilbug if they never leave Order lands.

>>13601103
>As I lay the SJW-turned-Succubus down, I proceeded to ram my misogynoodle and liberate her vagina from its previously unused state

>>13601115
Yeah, no thanks.

>>13601115
Time to get a speeding ticket.

>>13601108

single motherhood for some as they raped, reproduced and carried on

harems and sharing for others

Bandit camp or gang headquarters of several dozen would tend to tone down outside activity after capturing a male, as no one would want to leave in case she misses her turn.

Here mi faborite monter gurll :^DDDDDDDD

>>13601115
Based sister. Gonna have brother first. Show all those other sluts what's up. Besides, you'll probably remember the first one best.

>>13601115
moar

>>13601115
What species is muh imouto?

>>13601133
4got img

Fug

>>13601139

purposefully left blank for every to fill in their preference

>>13601108
I wonder how human culture adapts and changes in areas where humans are largely in control but are in highly contested territory.

>>13601141
Ebig

>>13601154
>humans are largely in control
>but are in highly contested territory.
Stop making self-contradictory statements.

>>13601108
Harem Routes for everyone.

>>13601166
It's isn't though.

Some examples would be the frontier of human civilization where a staggering amount of monsters lurk the wilderness. Or a highly fortified city in an otherwise monster infested area.

>>13601154
http://pastebin.com/Bba7DWCJ
Like this Ii magine

>>13601192
>Incest with Kikimora Onee-san
I remember this.

>>13601183
So how are humans exactly in control when all they are doing is huddling in a corner with all their swords pointed outside towards the surrounding rape?

>>13601202
Control might be too strong a word. Perhaps, "where human culture and settlements are a distinct thing with monsters actively harassing them" would have been better.

>>13601199
>sequal never

>>13601228
Kit still needs to work on re-writing Soviet Fluffy Tails, and that one journalist story.

Why isn't Sandworm helping her out? Is she trapped in the ballpit?

>>13601246
I'm more concerned for that Hellpup delinquent in the 2nd grade.

She's up to no good no doubt. Just like her mother at that age.

>>13601246
Adorable as fuck.

>>13601246
Sandworm isn't allowed downtown any more. She keeps ruining the roads.

>>13601248
I still want to marry Jabberwock 6th Grader! Flat Lilim can be my Best Man.

>>13601253
>Not marrying both
They're a pair now.

>>13601248
But she's at home.
Grounded.

>>13601256
Well, I guess I can marry 6th Grader Lilim, but she'll need to prove she deserves to be married too. She's flatter than a washboard, and meaner too.

>>13601235
>implying he'll ever get anything done
Hopefully he'll write a better ending than that SUDDENLYTHEHULKAPPEARS crap

>>13601256
>But she's at home.
Grounded.

Oh boy, what did she do this time?

>>13601055
>no flowers and card from giant girl

whore

>>13600682
>South, as it turns out, can mean many things.
>It can mean anything from a few minutes to a few hours.
>For you, it was seven. Seven long hours trudging though the morning to midday sun while your forces moaned about "boooored" they were, zombie wurm and hero included.
>Hell, even your familiar had joined in, and she was sleeping for most the trip.
>Luckily your favorite, and only, undead warlord was there to regale you with tales of her exploits.
>Unfortunatly, said exploits tended to end in bloody decapatations, cruel disembowlings, and, in one unfortunate soul's story, impailent with a horse.
>Now this wasn't that bad for you to hear, being a necromancer and all, but the zombies?
>You spent one, entire hour of your trip surrounded by a group of weeping undead who were cuddling and crying about "Why'd he dieeeeee?"
>You would have gotten out earlier but the wurm was especially clingy today and everyone else was too busy playing cards to help out.
>According to the sole ghoul, your Familiar had a mean pocket face, as could be expected from one of your servants.
>Anyways, by the time you'd arrived at your destination, you were tired, sweaty, and irritable, although the last wasn't that much of a change.
>"That them?" Your ancient warlord asked, weapon at the ready and a sneer on her face "Sloopy lot by the looks of them."
>They're bandits, what do you expect?" the ethereal hero replied with a cocked eyebrow "They're newbie fodder and nothing more."
>"Weaaaaak" her body added, a chorus that was taken up by the others.
>Weak or not, you didn't care. Bodies are bodies and gold is gold.
>It was time to be the dark lord you'd always dreamed you could be.
>Awakening your familiar and putting her on your shoulders, where she promptly fell back asleep, you ordered your leagion forward.
>Silent as the grave you pictured it, a stone faced block of death and weapons to strike fear in any soldiers heart.

>>13601251
Can sandworms learn to not tunnel through city blocks or destroy public property?

>>13601261
She put fire crackers in her teacher's purse.

>>13601259
>Mean
Used to be. After a stern staring and words sharper than any Nippon blade or scalpel, she changed her ways.

>>13601271
>She put fire crackers in her teacher's purse.

Such a troublesome pup, I wonder what the rest of the Hellpup litter are like?

>>13601268
*poker face
Autocorrect is and will always be dicks

>>13601270
I doubt it. Sandworms would be one of those species that would have to live away from human settlements.

>>13601276
Bad enough that three are already in Juvie, and the rest are in boarding school.

Monster Girls absentmindedly killing men while lost in their passion.

>>13601284
Nope.

>>13601284

A succubus who goes too far during sex and absorbs his soul.

>>13601284
No.

>>13601284
Nah

>>13601281
But Sandworm is still young! She's actually smaller than Wurm is!

>>13601284
Many MGs feed on semen, so nope.

>>13601284
>Crushed by a Lamia that tightens too much due to orgasm
Better than most ways to go at least.

>>13601283
>Boarding school.
Well hopefully at least one of them will turn into a refined, polite young lady.

>>13601268
>You spent one, entire hour of your trip surrounded by a group of weeping undead who were cuddling and crying about "Why'd he dieeeeee?"
Cute as fuck. Lets see how this goes for him this time.

>>13601297
It's the military kind.

>>13601294
She makes big holes in the sidewalk! Someone will have that fill that in a few weeks from now!

>>13601284
A Tanuki withdrawing too much from her husband's 'bank account'.

>>13601271
Still, she'll have to earn her place if she wants cuddles and someone to headpat and spoil. Jabberwock was always a nice Big Sister girl, and she has Wocks.

>>13601303
Don't say big! She's real sensitive right now!

>>13601296

>A Lamia getting a husband that genuinely loves her but crushes him to death by accident during their first round of sex

>>13601300
Oh.

Damn, no pictures of Hellhounds in military outfits.

>>13601310
>>13601296
>That green from some time ago in which several lamias across a city asphyxiate their husbands during the winter hibernation by hugging them too hard.

>>13601313
>Damn, no pictures of Hellhounds in military outfits.
Or pictures of Hellhounds in skin tight pilot suits
http://i.imgur.com/0P9DNv2.jpg

>>13601318
I would help comfort a snake widow.

>>13601235

Kit is there to have the mating press applied to.

>>13601318
>There is a park called The Gorgon's Memorial Park, where flowers are planted in honor of all of the husbands to died

>There's another, in a cave underneath the park, wherein rests a Wurm and her partner

>>13601326
Kit is a slut

>>13601321
>tfw no Hot-headed Hellhound piloting a mech called 'Cerberus'.

>>13601323
>"B-but no one wants a murder like me, I killed the man I loved before. I don't want to do the same to you"
>You give her a gentle hug and tell her you love her anyway
>You spend months training your body her
>The night finally comes, she's nervous and it's showing on her face
>It's painful but certainly not lethal, you survive her orgasm and plant your seed inside her
>She collapses into your chest and looks up at you with the brightest smile you've seen in your life
Healing is my fetish

Woukd you a webcomic-esque Ogre?

>>13601363
Sure, why not?

>>13601363
Looks like an orc

>>13601363
>That man jaw

>>13601363
Fangs are too small.

Also, looks too human.

>You will never tease a proud Jinko who thinks Tigers are better than cats with a clear plastic bag full of colorful Yarn

>>13601363
Bad art but still would, I'm a slut.

>>13601375
She looks less human than an Elf, tbh.

>>13601363
>webcomic-esque
What the fuck is that even supposed to mean?
Do you mean Western? There the do you think we are?

>>13601380
>Teasing your proud warrior race classmate to doing something so humiliating
How dare you.

>>13601413
Oh you can get the fuck of out here with that prolapse scat bullshit.

mothfu

>>13601434
No.

>>13601434
Yes.

>>13601434
>No antennae
Into the trash it goes

>>13601434
maybe

>>13601331

Of course she is, but just imagine how delightful pressing all of your body weight onto that petite little Kitsune would be as her firm and youthful ass just bounces up and down from you knocking her baby-shitter.

>>13601380

>You will never tease a Jinko with a bag full of yarn
>You will never make fun of her while she chuffs, calling her "cute"
>She will never go full tsundere and deny how cute she can be
>Meanwhile, Polar Bear girl in class just sounds off like a Harley Davidson and gets embarrassed when people actually hear her
>Then this faggot Tengu comes into class reading this book and the Succubus classmates of yours call her a nerd

>>13601435
>>13601442
>>13601443

>>13601446
ok now its a NO

>>13601446
>[x] Slap

>>13600776
A sexual adventure?

>>13601452
>>13601454

>>13601444
I'd let that bird test out that book on me.

>>13601468

>>13601444
>Meanwhile, Polar Bear girl in class just sounds off like a Harley Davidson and gets embarrassed when people actually hear her
Yes, I want to give her a hug while she does that, further increasing her embarrassment and enjoying the vibrations.

>>13601468
Bitch ass moth can't scare me.

>>13601446
She looks pretty frail with those arms. I'd immobilize her with a tight hug. Not so creepy when you're squirming like a lil' worm in my arms, are ya now?

>>13601444
>"Then you approach the target of your affections, and say the following words, 'Hey, would you like some fuck!?'"
>"Who in the world wrote this garbage?"

>>13601115
Eh, I don't much care for such ideas.

Better to let them practice on their own with their boyfriends and such.

That or let the unmarried teachers give demonstrations.

>>13601468
I want to give her a cute little arm of moth babies. Who will then grow up and rape more men, making even more moth babies. Then all will be moth.

>>13601484
>>13601474

I would bully her on the chapter about handjobs when she only has shitty dewclaws to clasp things with.

>>13601474
>Snatch the book and close it
>Grab her when she's still confused and hit her with a deep kiss
>Tell her she doesn't need a book for that
And that's how you get enough harpy daughterus to populate a small village

>>13601434
>Moth-chan will never defend you from Yanmoth

>>13601115
>Punish lawbreakers with sex

HUE HUE HUE HUE

>>13601174
ABSOLUTELY Kinder

>>13601444
>"Whaddaya reading?"
"Nothing! I-It's just a manga that I..."
>"Ooohh, so that's what you've had your nose in all week."
"What're you...talking about?"
>"Huh. So you're into handjobs?"
"N-NO!"
She slams the book closed and leaves in embarrassment.

>>13601284
We've had that before, more focus on hurting than killing though.

>>13601502
Sex would be a chore in MGC. Too few men to go around, to many MGs in need. Besides getting old fast it would also be unpleasant for such long durations. Not counting the fact that you probably will dislike half of the fetishes they will "test" on you.

You'll end every single of those punishment days sore and with injuries from manticore vemon and whatever else they used on you. And you better hope not to get turned into a husband for some MG you don't like.

You'd rather pay the fine and find a waifu/get marked by an MG fast. That or you need to seek aid from the Order in MGC asap.

>>13601115
Continue.

>>13601514
"Whaddaya reading?"
>"Nothing! I-It's just a manga that I-- Hey!"
>Take the book from her
"Ooohh, so that's what you've had your nose in all week."
>"G-Give it back! Give it back!" She pleads, getting on the tup of her toes, trying to grab it
>Lift the book over your head so she can't reach it
"Too slow, sis!"
>"This isn't fair! You big meanie!" She jumps with all her might, trying to take the book back, still not high enough to get it

I'm normally against bullying, but this sounds pretty cute.

>>13601484
>>13601494
>>13601514

>Tell her she doesn't need the book
>Take her out to the mandatory empty equipment shed
>Undress fully and show her your raging erection
>Tell her to use her "charming feet"
>"Ah? But that wasn't in the book... ?"
>Have her stroke you with her taloned feet like petting a small animal
>She's getting more confused and flustered by the moment, the fact that it wasn't in her book making her steamy and red
>No sooner than you shoot your load into her face, she's just kind of sitting there in a daze
>Kiss her, wrestling her tongue with yours
>"So, how was your first clawjob?"
"H-human boys are weird."

>>13600741
It looks like she has some pudge on her belly

>>13600777
So does she

Why are neets so fat? Human Boys don't want fat neets!

>>13601498
>Mothchan boxing Yanmoth

LOEN!

>>13601491
>>13601514
>She excitedly agrees to follow you to the bathroom when you offer to show her how to get a boyfriend
>Pull own your pants and tell her to jerk you off
>She awkwardly tries to figure out what to do, with you snickering at her attempts
>She somehow manages to get a wing around your cock an starts to move it
>The sudden sensation of her soft feathers are too much for you and you cum.
>She looks as surprised as you do "Wow....Um, Thanks for the help" she says before she quickly makes her leave.

>>13601531
You're a student and a minor, I doubt the government would allow them to drug you at least. Unless your parents are, like THAT, and consent to MGs using their tools on you.

>>13601542
>"H-human boys are weird."
Why yes they are, just wait until she finds out about wing bondage.

>>13601561
Leave?

>>13601580
She's a nerd bird, she got embarrassed when she realized she just gave a hand-job to some guy in a bathroom stall.

>>13601567
That's going to depend entirely anon. Monsters mature far earlier than humans. Not to forget that most students tend to be of legal age, and parents wont play a role at that point, especially not in MGC or some MG inhabited world.

Soft and gentle CC MG in prison with big and rude /fit/ MGs
Don't ask how she got in

>You will never be bullied by a P'Orc and Dark Elf into wearing a dress to school

>>13601592
How did she get in?

>>13601594
Of course.
We're not Timmy.

>>13601588
Well, she better take responsibility for what she did then. It's the only way to remove the embarrassment.

I just heard it's official guys can turn into monsters besides an Alp.
How do I turn into a cutie Barometz?

>>13601600
You're the one who made her do it, why should she take responsibility?

>>13601589
In the scenario presented the patents intervened, I doubt that's MGC.

Human kid and teens would be rare in MGC I think, no parent would expose their child to all that rape, except divorced guys, that's what makes it so harsh. Imagining, 50 MUgs for every guy, school would be hell.

>>13601604
Source or GTFO, Mr. Baitmaster.

>>13601592
Monster Girl Prison Lesbians.

>>13601268
>And for once you got what you wanted, the girls deathly quiet as they marched forward. Soon there would be shrieks of terror, screams of fear as your undead minions lurched forward to slay those warm blooded fools....
>Yep, any moment now, horrified gasps would heard at your (not quite) putrid rabble.
>.....
>Why is there no screaming?
>your group walked across an open field in the late afternoon sun and not one fearful shout was uttered, the lot of you strolling up to the gotta wooden walls with nary a sound.
>Is it so hard to get a shriek of fear nowadays?
>Whatever, if they weren't going to scream on their own, then you'd just need to help them.
>Turning towards your ever loyal zombie wurm you gave her the order to "knock"
>The pale, gray scaled dragon nodded and drew back on of her nights fists before....knocking.
>There was no thunderous crash or splintering wood like you'd hoped she'd notice, instead there was a series of light raps as if knocking on a door.
>You, the ghost, and the skeleton champion all stared at her, aghast.
>"Whaaaaaat?" She asked, her moan defensive "Youuuu said tooooo knoooock."
>You shook, swearing to the blackest of pits that you were going to burn something do-
>"Who the hell 're you?" an irritated voice shouted as an unkempt man in dirty leather armor looked over the wall, apparently awoken from his nap.
>That angry look soon became one of surprise followed by fear as your horse raised their hands to him moaned out as one.
>"Hiiiiiii"
>Faced by a small horde of armored undead, a zombified wurm, three skeletons, a ghoul, a ghost, and a robed man who looked as if he was having a stroke with a sleeping cat on his shoulder, the bandit made the sensible decision to run.
>Unfortunately, a sensible choice can be a wrong one for as soon as he disappeared from view, the wurm rushed forward and smashed through the gate, shattering wood as she chased after the man. His screams of panic awakening a few other slumbering bandits

>>13601604
I wanna be a Lich.

>>13601604
Wonderland girls only, and only if you like having sex with men as a MG, otherwise you turn back.

>tfw when you'll never go around the world and show the masses the beauty of MGs on basic cable

>>13601620
Being one wouldn't be so bad if it weren't for the whole "You're completely focused on sex research" part.
Maybe I want to research turning someone inside out or how to make my dinner cook itself?

>>13601619
*Horde not horse.
I hate you phone

>>13601614
Goblin getting constricted and raped by a butch Apophis in prison

>>13601604
I want to turn into a cute Cupid and molest Baromets by jumping in their slimes and covering them in kisses while I fondle their sensitive parts!

>>13601609
*Parents
*50 MGs

Fucking autocorrect.

>>13601606
To be fair, all that the guy did was pull his dick out. She's the one who wanted to learn, while this guy was kind enough to let her try it out. She best take responsibility for her lesson.

>>13601619
Oh boy. He really fucked up now.

>>13601635
Wouldn't happen.

>>13601622
>Now this sheila roight heah, we've met befoah
>You can see that she's about 6 months pregnant, which is about when I last encountahd hehr
>It's probably mines

>>13601598
I want to be Timmy, he gets to be loved by two monster girls!

>>13601621
Well I guess that's fine. March Hare was another candidate. I didn't think it's restricted to wonder land monsters though, I thought that was just an example of being able to do it quickly.

>>13601655
>Not wanting the Jabberwock/Lilim combo instead

>>13601655
>Love
They took his birthday money and bought chocolate with it!
Sure, they shared it with him, but still!

>>13601650
Could do, KC has even said he approves of bisexuality. It's not yuri if they're doing it out of necessity due to no men being around, although the Apophis could always tempt in a guard to join in the fun.

>>13601665
Yuri is still possible. KC just won't actually do it himself since it's not his bag.

>KC hasn't made a squirrel or shark girl yet

>>13601670
>>13601665

Enough debates about that cosmonaut already.

>>13601664
I don't care, I want to go to college with them! I want to share a dorm with them! I want to be shared between the two of them!

>>13601680
It's not a debate anymore since he outright gave an answer to it when he also answered about Dragons/reptile MGs laying eggs.

>>13601665
>Most male guards have begun avoiding approaching the Apophis's cell
>This is due to several incidents involving her catching the guards with her tail, threatening to crush them in her tail if they don't enter her cell with her
>Once he prison guard opens her cell, she pulls them in and rapes them

>>13601675
Your squirrel daughteru has learned a new word after visiting 4chan!


What do you do?

>>13601644
You mean by becoming "study buddies" with him and trying out all the things she's read about with him?

>>13601688
Well, that would work. I had something more permanent in mind though.

>>13601682
They won't go to college.
Albino Lamia, Jaberwock, Lilim, and Sandworm do though. Albino Lamia even goes to Med School.

>>13601687
I put an end to her memes.

>>13601665
What you're describing is pure Yuri, monsters have sex with women to monsterize them, or to entice men, so it's a no go. KC said "hard Yuri is out of my context". Stop pushing.

I doubt they'd have male guards in MG prison.

>>13601697
>Albino Lamia

Is that like one of those Arachnotaurs?

>>13601701
>hard Yuri is out of my context
No he didn't. Quit falsifying shit and going "MUH PUSHING" every time it's even brought up.

>>13601621
>>13601662
He actually listed Wonderland Girls, all those of the "Succubus" family (Which is quite a lot, given it's the catch-all for MGE), and also Lich, weirdly enough. I wonder if this might mean other Undead? I mean, Vampire seems obvious enough, but perhaps Wight too?

>>13601695
You mean marrying him just because of one encounter? Why should she marry a slut like you?

>>13601702
It's a Lamia with Albinism.
She also has leukemia, hemophilia, brittle bones, and a bad heart.

>>13601701
"Out of his context", as in he won't write it himself. He even said "Pure yuri exists in the setting" in the same statement! Stop cherry picking you faggot.

>>13601706
Search Swiss momo's pastebin, word for word he said it, so fuck off.

>>13601720
See >>13601714, you fucking assmad manchild.

>>13601697
That's OK, I'll be a good influence to the both of them then and make them go to college!

A good sub makes sure his doms do the right thing!

Wanna cuddle a lich
Gonna cuddle a lich

>>13601712
>Slut
As if the guy would have done anything with her if he didn't actually like her. I don't know, I didn't write the greentext myself, but I certainly wouldn't.

>>13601714
So Yuri is in the same standing as futa, not gonna Fucking happen.

>>13601713
>It's a Lamia with Albinism.

So a Shirohebi (lit. White Snake)

>She also has leukemia, hemophilia, brittle bones, and a bad heart.

Oh.....is she going to be alright?

>>13601733
>So a Shirohebi
No. She's a regular Lamia.
>Alright
She does chemo every now and then. What a brave, brave little kindergartener.

>>13601725
>>>/u/

>>13601714
He said only bi stuff is ok in that very same statement, stop cherry picking yourself.

A Kejourou loosing all her hair from cancer

>>13601752
It's not normal hair though. I think a Kejourou losing all her hair is like a charmander losing its flame.

>>13601746
You really must not have read jack shit.

>>13601757
The fuck is a charm ander?

>>13601740
A cousin of the Charm Eleon

>>13601714
>"Pure yuri exists in the setting" in the same statement!
Actually he didn't. An another answer even specified that if a pair of dykes gets monsterized, they'll go look for a dick to share instead.

>>13601199
Absolutely beautiful story, too

>>13601766

For >>13601762

>>13601732
No. Of Futa (And Monster Boys) he said "Here's a reason you can headcanon with, but they're not going to be official ever". While with yuri, he straight-up said, "It exists, it's there, I just don't care to write about it myself".

>>13601746
No, again, he said that bi-stuff is the only stuff that he would write about personally.
>Pure same sex relationships do exist in the setting itself, but only stuff like bi, monsterisation, as cause for harems or just fooling around amongst intimidate friends will be mentioned in the official material because of my personal taste
Learn goddamn reading comprehension.

Listen, I get it, for whatever reason, you hate yuri. That's fine, to each their own. But quit using "It's not MGE Canon!" as an excuse, because that's bullshit. I won't bring it here, we've long since established that just because it's MGE-OK doesn't mean it should be talked about in these threads, but quit hiding behind that as your reasoning.

I want to hug a Succubus

>>13601779
Thats how you get cooties anon!

>>13601777
I kind of wish we could talk about it, but the whiny fags got their way to an extent by being childish about it.

>>13601746
English not your first language? You seem to have problems understanding >>13601777

>>13601779
I want a Succubus to mouth hug me.

>>13601769
I fucking quoted it. >>13601777

And as for the other thing...
>They'll most likely search for a husband to share. Sorry, but hard yuri is a bit beyond my context
>They'll most likely
Most likely. His context. Again, he's talking about what he himself would write. Not the be-all-end-all canon that you can't actually read.

Not again!!

>>13601780
>Not having your cooties shot by 2nd grade
Where were your parents growing up?

When will anon learn how to read English and Japanese?

>>13601780
Nope only if you hold hands for a long time
>>13601784
But that isn't the same

>>13601752
One of Seafoam's stories has a Kejourou without hair due to cancer as a sidecharacter. She takes it pretty well in that story though.

A Kejourou losing her hair is probably equal to a human losing a limb.

>>13601792
I'm working on it. It's going to take a long time.

>Post >>13601592
>Devolves into an argument about yuri
Why

I want to hug a pure succubus then hold her hand and take her on a date

>>13601798
Because even the hint of yuri triggers idiots?

>>13601798
Because it's not canon to MGE, even though it is.

Even though MGE wasn't even mentioned. Seriously guys. Seriously.

>>13601800

>Not purging a Succubus

Akarat frowns upon this.

>>13601777
So it exsists, but it's never gonna show up, sounds like Japanese no to me. I see him approving only bi relationships, plus >>13601769 and even gay guys become women if they want to be with men, pretty clear there is no homosexual in KC land ooutsido f monsters turning women, or enticing men.

>>13601810
But she is pure and loving

>>13601811
But he says it exits.

Whatever I give up, who want to talk about Grapesnakes doing cute things?

>>13601808
We're the MGE general, remember? Always about MGE all the time!
ALL.
THE.
TIME.

>>13601816

Yeah and that's the same shit people say about stupid stuff like Veronica and her mother.

>>13601819
What would you like to talk about? I'm just sipping on a coke after dinner and am kind of bored.

>>13601819
So I've just been hallucinating all the other stuff?

>>13601827
I'd like to talk about Elemental spirits like Dryad, Luna, Wisp, and Shade!

>>13601829
Of course!

>>13601818
Maybe later dude, go on without me.

>>13601831
Oh well, this was not the first person.
>>13601832
Godspeed anon, may you end up in a place full of Grape.

They're laughing at us jaypee

>>>/d/6198912

>>13601811
Man, it's okay to not like something, but quit using "it's bad because it's not in this thing even though it is!" as an excuse.

Whatever, go take a class on reading comprehension. For multiple languages. I'm done.

>>13601818
That sounds nice.
Would grapesnakes make their own grape juice?

>>13601728
Lich is gonna get cuddled, oh yes. Delicious kuudere cuddling.

>>13601831
>I'd like to talk about Elemental spirits like Dryad, Luna, Wisp, and Shade!

Would you like to pay tribute to them as demi gods or make them your waifu?

>>13601819
Man, I know we talk about a lot if shit, BUT

>MGE girl OP
>MGE girl art
>MGE girl smut
>We shit on every other setting

How are we not the MGE general?

>>13601835
Yeah, they'd make the finest grapes and mature their wine perfectly and...shit.

KC should implement something akin to Devil's Breath into MGE.
Even the name is fitting for a Demon Realm fruit, or flower.

What type of fruits and flowers would you like to see in MGE?

>>13601834
Like I care

>vocal minority
Heh

>>13601840
I'd use their power to fully power up the Mana Sword and fight off the Mana Beast!
I'm a SoM fan. Sue me.

>>13601792
Learning languages is hard. Yes I know

>Git gud

Taking me a while to get there.

Oh no can just imagine an mg tutor getting into a hatefuck over her student not understanding foreign language proverbs.

>>13601842
I was the major reason we got kicked off /a/ for not being strictly animu and mango related.

>>13601852
>Main reason
It was that one mod, idjut.

>>13601836
during the cold winter?

>>13601835
>Quit using it's bad because of x

So you're saying the next time someone posts NTR, which is oficiallyv erboten in MGE, you promise not you or anyone is not gonna rip their head off? Anon, please. PLEASE.

>>13601861
Well there's a big difference there anon. NTR does not contain love.

I want to sue a MG for rape

>>13601846
Super-grapefruits, because grapefruits are the best fruit ever.

>>13601850
I never played that when it came out in the 90s and tried to emulate it a few years ago but I just couldn't get into it. I'm just not into grinding RPGs like I did in my youth. I'm sure it had a decent story which is what I used to play video games in the first place though. Actually I haven't really played a video game since Black Flag and I didn't even finish that. I'm just not into video games anymore. That makes me a little sad.

/blog

>>13601861
There are a thousand other reasons to hate NTR.

>>13601864
I like this reasoning.

I'm going to use this reasoning in the future.

>>13601855
Meant to say It not I. Mea Culpa.

>>13601852
It was a dickhead mod falseflagging us as well as meta knight, is it related kun and the other guy, forgot him. And now we don't have to worry, so lets go MG'E crazy.

>>13601864
>>13601874
Your hypocrisy is showing.

>>13601856
During all the seasons. We would live somewhere that allowed year round cuddling with no worries.

>>13601885
Your grasping at the straws is showing.

>>13601885
You know what anon.

I don't care. I might even write some yuri monster girl stories. Then you'll see. You'll all see.

>>13601888
Okay that works, I just wanna cuddle by a fireplace

>>13601878
Man, I just noticed how crazy /mgt/ sounds sometimes.

"A mod was secretly conspiring against us!"

"If we don't hold the line, we'll be overrun by furries!"

"No comprimise! No yaoi, no yuri! If we let any in they'll take us over!"

"IRC is shilling again, you must be part of the Bob conspiracy!"

>>13601850
>You will never get 2 friends to play Seiken Densetsu 3 with you

>>13601890
No no no. MGE runs on headcanonn, so if someone wants to talk about NTR involving monstergirls, they can, since, "MGE is not the only mg setting" and again, headvanon, but it's so despised by the thread it's not allowed, so saying Yuri is ok when KC says he wants nothing to with it, but you choose to read a specific part of the statment , yet say ntr is not ok, is the epitome of hypocrisy.

>>13601892
I'm already writing a couple.

>>13601895

Ya know, we could probably make a killing selling tinfoil hats to anons in this thread...

>>13601911
Excellent.

Right now this thread is far better than the one on /a/.

>Just noticed Fallout 4 was already announced.
There better be sexy, waifuable wasteland-monsters this time.

>>13601885
Do you see this woman? Her name was Elizabeth, and up until three days ago she was a happy, healthy, and god-fearing servant of the lord who wanted nothing more than to smite monstergirls and bring peace to all of humanity.

Her boyfriend, a scoundrel by the name 'anon' tricked her into having sex before marriage and she soon became a harlot thanks to the demonic drugs her boyfriend was taking which were transmitted to her through his semen.

Elizabeth now goes by the name lizzie and has become nothing more than a blue-skinned whore bent on having sex with her boyfriend all day without protection thanks to one mistake which cost her place in heaven among the blessed.

Are you safe from demonic influence? Remember to say no when offered drugs or sex by anyone who isn't your human spouse. Teach your children how to say no to the heretics and those who would lead them astray from the love of the lord.

Or you could end up a semen demon just like 'lizzie'

>>13601892
>>13601911
Prepare to become the next bob and nega.

>>13601922
I think you're right.
It could be a lot better, but I think you're right.

>>13601895
There actually was a mod who was shitting up several threads on /a/ for a while, not just the monster girl ones.
Hell even other boards know about it.

>>13601930
I will have no name, not even a pastebin account.

>>13601927
Uh, misquote?

>>13601895
>>13601918

Based on how much interest there seems to be in the various non-MG topics that occasionally pop up, I would guess our cross-boarder demographics break down as: /a/ and /v/ being the two largest, with smaller groups from /tg/, /pol/ and /k/.

There was even one namefag from /pol/ who accidentially used his trip in /mgt/ one time. (Joker)

So yeah, it's not surprising we get some crazies here.

>>13601927
>has become nothing more than a blue-skinned whore bent on having sex with her boyfriend all day without protection
Only losers use rubbers.

>>13601924
>There better be sexy, waifuable wasteland-monsters this time
>this time
Are you saying you wouldn't a deathclaw girl?

>>13601937
We'll make one for you and shitpost about your assigned nickname all the time.

I should know, it happened to me.

>>13601939
y-yes.

>>13601937
The same, you'll be told to fuck off.

>>13601946
>>13601948
Then I'll just grin and bear it.

>>13601937
I dub thee Yuribob.

>>13601945
I'm saying there should be an actual deathclaw-girl in the game, not just regular deathclaws.

>>13601909
Anon, now you're just making things up, creating strawman arguments, and not even using proper spelling and grammar.

Clearly, you need a break from all this.

>>13601927
Didn't we talk about the inevitability of normal women turning into monsters in the last thread?

>>13601892
Don't be such a faggot

>>13601948
Honestly, most folks don't seem to care at all. Only those vocal fanatics seem to throw a fit over it. Which isn't surprising given the two largest cross-board groups, /jp/ and /a/ are both kind of open to yuri.

Like with most "not allowed" topics on these threads, most folks don't actually hate the topic itself. Only listening to people bitch about how it doesn't belong.

It's like bronies, or stoners. Very few people actually hate some random child's cartoon or weed. It's the way people involved in it act that tends to annoy them. (In this case, the /mgt/ purists bickering in the thread)

>>13601958
Well I won't be doing those exclusively. I got some ideas for a butler cafe.

>>13601951
I know, I just wanted to bring up deathclaw girls again. I'd one so hard. Really unlikely, but I'd love to see it too.

>>13601961
>butler cafe
Nice. I'll look forward to the new story.

>>13601966
Don't take that as a guarantee though. Everyone has 500 MG stories in them that they never get around to write.

>>13601953
Sure, ignore the truth, you know I'm right. "Yuri is ok because there's love". Please. MGs love men, to the point that if one loves a man, even before having sex with him, her body can begin changing into a female only for him. So what if he's married? That has all be hallmarks of NTR.

It's my damn autocorrect dude.

>>13601959
>/a/
>kind of open to yuri
I wouldn't really say that. I've seen many threads on /a/ that are nothing but shitstorms between yurifags and hetfags. I would say part of the board hates it and part loves it.

>>13601895
>"A mod was secretly conspiring against us!"
>"If we don't hold the line, we'll be overrun by furries!"
>"No comprimise! No yaoi, no yuri! If we let any in they'll take us over!"
All of these are true.

Furries, yurifags and gayfags are all ultimate cancer.

>>13601895
>"No comprimise! No yaoi, no yuri! If we let any in they'll take us over!"
This has logic though. At the very moment you allow one fetish more people will start to cry and cause shit so theirs is allowed as well.

>>13601972
>hetfags
Do the yurifags also use the the term "hetshit" during their slappyfights? I'm surprised that I haven't seen it here yet.

>>13601975
Nice persecution complex, Anon.

>>13601978
Except typically on image boards, most threads steer in the direction the conversation goes. So yuri and yaoi "won't take over" unless large numbers of posters start discussing it actively (and thus, implicitly want in there).

Otherwise, like most topics people don't want, they'll just be told to go away or get ignored.

>>13601963
How would courting even work?

You're just walking down the highway one moment and the next you see a speck on the horizon rapidly growing, next thing you know there's a dinosaur chasing after you with the sole intent of hugging you to death with giant claws and while you're running away her claws wrap around you and pull you in.

Then you're dragged to the communal cave where all the young deathclaw girls have a turn with you cuddling and kissing while your 'wife' keeps them from doing anything too serious. You're taken to one of the deeper cave rooms and laid down while she gets ready for mating.

You wake up months later with a sore pelvis and your wife sleeping peacefully beside you while a cracking sound resonates from beneath. You lean closer to see several deathclaw chicks pushing their way out of egg shells and their crying for the warmth of their mother's arms and food.

I guess it's not so bad.