/jp/ - Otaku Culture

If it makes you feel better, its all just a dream.

Once you complete a Near Side route there's one choice that isn't so rape-ish.

>>1359723
I don't believe that.

Continue playing the game fucktard.

>>1359733
Then stop crying about it to us, pick a choice, ctrl through the scene and get your damn proof.

Yes, and its called unlock Hisui's special H scene. After you've played through her route (its a Far Side route) come back to this choice set, and you'll see more choices. In Hisui's dream H-scene that you will be able to choose here, she doesn't rape you, but instead you have a heartwarming mutual consenting sexual experience that includes this famous pose before it starts.

But you should want Akiha to rape you.

>>1359737
>>1359739
I refuse.

Deleting.

Welcome to two years ago when this game was new and exciting.

>>1359746
What he said.

>>1359746
>I'm a fag who can't stand people talking about things that are less then a week old.

>>1359746
>2 years ago
>2000

>>1359754

He means the English fan translation Shirou.

>>1359714
You're screwed.
Game over.

>>1359745
It's the only scene she has in the original. You should feel ashamed for not enjoying it.

>>1359740
Hisui's creepy.

>>1359743
Akiha's a cunt, and I should give Kohaku the ribbon. Anything to make sure she dies or goes through pain.

>>1359770
>I should give Kohaku the ribbon.
But Anon, that means Kohaku gets a good ending..

>>1359770
One man.

So wrong.

Hisui and Akiha are love.

...but yeah, giving Kohaku the ribbon leads to her ending, which is happy.

>>1359773
Then I'll simply stab her in the face.

Do I at least get that much of a prompt eventually?

So far, I hate everyone but that one faggot guy from school. He may not be smart, but at least he doesn't have 10,000 ulterior motives.

>>1359780
Oh, you're the OP.

SHUT THE FUCK UP AND PLAY INSTEAD OF TALKING TO US ABOUT IT WE'RE SICK OF DISCUSSING THE SAME SHIT EVERY FUCKING DAY AND EXPLAINING SHIT WHICH WILL BE TOLD TO YOU IN THE FUCKING VISUAL NOVEL EVENTUALLY HOLY FUCKING SHIT

>>1359754
THOUSANDS OF YEARS AGO

>>1359743
I don't. Being raped by a girl is unmanly, and Akiha deserves only the manliest of men as her husbando.

>>1359793
Oh, okay then. Carry on with your.. nothing.

>>1359785
I already deleted it, sorry.

So no, I won't play it.

>>1359780

If you hate it so much, just stop fucking playing.

>>1359780

FUCK YEAH, ARIHIKO

I haven't really got to play Tsukihime. Still haven't finished arcueid route for the first time. I actually decided to play this for Akiha. Does she gets a good ending?

Yes? ;_;

>>1359793

.....oh wow.

7.5/10 OP.

Nice troll.

>>1359810
No. why you do dis to me? ;_;

>>1359810
She gets a good ending.

She also gets two horribly depressing ones.

>>1359780
Stop playing this game, it's shit.

Everyone here played this game because it was very popular on /a/ at the time but no one will ever admit it.

>>1359810

Please refer to the chart.

>>1359815

Isn't the good end only for the PS2 version or something, not the original?

>>1359810
No and both her endings are horrible just like every ending in this game.

>>1359816
I played it because I heard it was a good visual novel, before I even heard of 4chan, and I liked it.

>>1359823
>PS2 version
Ohohohohohoho.

>>1359825
>I've never played the game.

>>1359814
>>1359825
I think I don't want to play this game any longer

Akiha ;_;

>>1359780
>So far, I hate everyone but that one faggot guy from school. He may not be smart, but at least he doesn't have 10,000 ulterior motives.

You think so, huh?

>>1359811
Troll?

Shit sucked.

Questions every half a minute, shitty music, LOL YOU GOT EATEN BY A SHARK SO RANDUM xD, horrid characters, retarded characters..

I mean, fuck, it's blatently obvious that Ciel's the redhead cunt who gave Shiki the glasses, Akiha's not his real sister, and so on. Shitsux.

Terrible, and I'm glad I can delete it so I can go redownload MapleStory.

>>1359835

Who cares? Akiha is shit anyway.

>>1359838

>Ciel's the redhead cunt who gave Shiki the glasses

WAT

>>1359826
If he hasn't been reading it for any length of time, how could he know that it had "degenerated"?

How would he know that it hadn't always been Gaia with robots?

>>1359828
You've been on 4chan for far too short a time.

Go away.

>>1359838
>Ciel's the redhead cunt who gave Shiki the glasses
WAT

>>1359838

>Ciel's the redhead cunt who gave Shiki the glasses
>MapleStory

Oh lord, we're dealing with a master here.

>>1359847
Yet I still manage to be a better poster then you.

what does >>1359838 think about Tsukihime? It's shit, right?

MY VN IS BETTER THAN YOUR VN

NUH-UH MY VN IS BETTER YOU POOPHEAD

YOU SAID A SWEAR I'M TELLING TEACHER

etc.

>>1359838
>>Ciel's the redhead cunt who gave Shiki the glasses

>Ciel's the redhead cunt who gave Shiki the glasses

Lolwut?

>>1359828
Sorry but your heard it wrong, this game is possibly the most hyped of all visual novels outside Japan, the writing is bad, the endings have no substance and are too fast, the sex scenes blows and story lose its climax every fucking time vampire and mana explanation.

I don't know why it is so popular, but yeah it's popular.

I take it back OP.

You're not a troll.

You're too funny to be a troll.

Fantastic joke thread.

>Ciel's the redhead cunt who gave Shiki the glasses

>>1359863
I agree, Akiha is a redhead cunt.

>>1359866
>Sorry but your heard it wrong
>your

Also, you forgot the part where I liked it, thus confirming what I heard as correct in my eyes.

>>1359857
It reeks of curry and ass.

Keep spouting image macros, kids.

They make you special.

>>1359878
Your eyes are too stupid to confirm the truth.

>>1359883
Calling someone stupid for liking something that you don't like isn't exactly the mark of an intelligent person.

>>1359884
You're stupid.

>>1359869
>>1359863
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>>1359845
Graphic Mode.

Ciel.

Sure is hard to put together.

>>1359887

>>1359887

I thought you deleted it? You silly troll you.

>>1359891
I saved the picture a day ago.

I found it amusing.

>>1359887

>Sure is hard to put together.

Apparently it is.

>>1359901
>simpsons picture

http://img.4chan.org/b/imgboard.html

>>1359838

>Ciel's the redhead cunt who gave Shiki the glasses

>>1359887
Graphic Mode -> Kohaku

HOLY CRAP GUYS, KOHAKU, AKIHA AND AOKO ARE THE SAME PERSON

>>1359883

>This guy has a differing opinion from mine. Therefore, I find it fit to insult him.

>>1359907
It's starting to all make sense now..

>>1359887
Right.

....
....
wat

Tsukihime is one of these games that used to be cool for its time, like Final Fantasy VII for example.

The way the story was put, the plot and everything became old really fast because the game doesn't hold enough writing quality to transcend the time. You can perceive it very quickly when you play other titles.

But of course, the fanboys will never let it go and admit the truth because they wouldn't be fanboys otherwise.

>>1359887
Right...

I just want to thank you OP, this thread and your fakeposting has brought me much amusement

>>1359907
Oh and she's also Ciel.

>>1359922
I have to admit, I fell for it in the beginning. 10/10, OP.

Christ.

I'm glad I never come here.

I'm also rather glad I deleted turkeyhandle. I've been hearing about it for years, but apparently it really IS shit.

>>1359922
If you put it this maybe the truth will go away.

>>1359906
I laugh at this pic eveytime because it reminds me of Rude Dude aka Card Crusher.

>>1359922
>>1359932
Too bad it's not a troll.

>>1359922
>>1359932
You seem to be afraid of something.

10/10 OP. You had me going there for a second.

>>1359942
I never said it was.

There's a difference between a troll and a jokepost.

An expert jokepost straddles the line between them, but once it crosses a point it's obvious.

Saying that Ciel and Aoko are the same person was when he crossed that point.

>>1359972
They ARE.

Christ.

Are you all normally this retarded, or..?

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>>1360041
I'm truly amazed you can post an emoticon from something awful.

Truly, you are beyond gifted. You must be from that magical place of culture and learning, '/b/-random'. Extraordinary in all fields of thought, I take it?

This is why we can't have nice things.

>>1360045
I only use weapons at the level of the one I'm using them against.

>>1360051
Because people still get duped into playing shit?

Well, playing's not the right word.

Suffering through shit?

>>1360065
Man give it up.

You've been exposed.

Anyways... Hisui Hijack.

We need more type-moon threads around that's what I say.

I'm making ten Akiha threads tomorrow you haters can go fuck yourself /jp/ will never join your faggotry.

Enjoy hating Tsukihime alone because everyone here loves it.

Protip: OP is probably a butthurt Keyfag or Ever 17 fag because nobody is making threads about it anymore.

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>>1360073
No.

Shitty character who should die? In my thread? I don't think so.

The game is shit. I'm not a troll, no matter how much you'd like to believe it. The game was shit, and I'm sorry I wasted close to a day suffering through it.

Why wouldn't you want to get raped to begin with?

If you're more into giving than receiving, pick arcueid and continue on her route. You can eventually rape her but you get a bad end.

>>1360082
If you disliked the game then just hide the thread.

>>1360082

I'm crying for you and your precious lost time. Really, I am.

>>1360082
I know you're not a troll.

As I said, this is one big joke, but you've kind of run it into the ground man.

Anyways, back to the hijack.

>>1360082
A lot of people in this thread are trying to troll you, but yeah you were right originally. The red haired chick that gave Shiki the glasses is Ciel, Akiha isn't his sister, and most of the endings are generic and shitty. Both the maids have no real back story behind them, Akiha spends her entire route bitching at shiki and ends up kililng him in the final choice because Shiki is such a pussy. Arcuied eventually kills off shiki to get revenge from when he killed her, and Ciel has a generic "lol school mate from my past that I never knew I loved" ending.

You really spared yourself a week of torture.

>>1360080
I have no idea what ever is, nor any idea what key is. Though I think I've heard the name key before. Notice, I'm not even capitalizing them. They don't deserve it, since I don't know them.

This is the first piece of shit 'visual novel' I've suffered through. shit.jpg would fit well, considering how horrible it was before I deleted it. I can only hope I was close to the end and didn't need to suffer through much more.

>>1360085
Shiki is a faggot and should have cut them. Into pieces. He's murdered somebody and made someone die when they were killed. He should be a bit less trusting and more weary, but instead he sits on his ass. Shitsux, Nasu is a terrible writer, and I would rather forget I ever wasted time on this.

>>1360092
Can't help but laugh at this scene taken straight from a comedy.

>>1360096
I already knew they were, since it was FUCKING OBVIOUS combined them with more or less outright saying it.

>>1360098

When you want to forget about something generally shutting up about it is a pretty good first step

>>1360098
Shiki doesn't kill anyone.

>>1360099
OH GOD LOOK AT THAT MOTHERFUCKIN' CHAIR. IT'S LARGER THAN MY BED ALONE. FUCK, I'M NOT A DESTRUCTIVE PERSON BUT I'D CHOP THAT THING UP WITH A FRUIT KNIFE ANY DAY.

>>1360080
>I'm making ten Akiha threads tomorrow

Oh god, tomorrow I will spend my entire day on /jp/

>>1360118
I'm hoping he's serious about that, because I really do have tomorrow to kill.

>>1360109
He kills Atari Dumbledore.

Also srqvrvqvrnvqnrvrqvn.

Then bitches about it, but still gets easily raped by a maid and a useless cunt. Come on.

>>1360098
Nobody fucking cares for your opinion, Tsukihime is still well liked on the entire 4chan mind you not just /jp/ but /a/, /e/, /c/, /h/, /v/, /m/ and /b/ of all places. We got memes generated from both anime and game, it's posted from times everywhere and got it's own board on wakachan.

These people liked the game because, guess what, it's pretty damn good or it wouldn't be so well accepted otherwise. In Japan also it's rated as one of the best visual novels ever made. You're alone and that's what matters, no matter how much you whine /jp/ will still like Tsukihime.

>>1359714
>I'd rather not be randomly raped with no choice or chance in avoiding it.

I'm pretty sure every rape victim feels like that. It's called rape because you don't have a choice.

>>1360135
HAHAHAHAHA, OH YOU.

>I'm making ten Akiha threads tomorrow

I can't wait for tomorrow...

Akiha<3

An Akiha is fine too.

Hey guys I fucking love Tsukihime.

And this is my last Hisui pic I have.

Good night OP, it's been fun.

>>1360159
>And this is my last Hisui pic I have.

GRAMMAR, CAN I DO IT?

>>1360163
you disgusting faggot i hope you die die die die die

>>1360135
>in Japan also it's rated as one of the best visual novels ever made.

FSN is, Tsukihime isn't.

Type-moon is criticized a lot on 2ch actually.

>>1360163
You have bad taste, that's all.

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>>1360180
We know that already.

>>1360180
NOT QUITE, but mostly.

You're quite a master of deduction.

Plan on going to work as a private investigator, perhaps?

>>1360187

It's something to think about, but I feel I'm better off sticking to mystery novels and similar shit. Besides, I hear the pay's not that great.

>>1360185
Is that why this thread's suddenly become so dead? Makes my visit a bit pointless, I suppose. Eh, it gave me something to do, so it's not a total loss.

>>1360212
The joke here is that everyone with a brain knew it was the same person.

Sorry, but you seem to be the last to get it.

>>1360180
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>>1360217
Same type-moon fanboy in denial.

>>1360217

Or at least the last to post it. I'm also usually late when it comes to memes and things. There's an image people tend to use for that behavior where I usually post, but it probably isn't relevant here, so whatever. Enjoy your dead thread.

>>1360096
>A lot of people in this thread are trying to troll you, but yeah you were right originally. The red haired chick that gave Shiki the glasses is Ciel, Akiha isn't his sister, and most of the endings are generic and shitty. Both the maids have no real back story behind them, Akiha spends her entire route bitching at shiki and ends up kililng him in the final choice because Shiki is such a pussy. Arcuied eventually kills off shiki to get revenge from when he killed her, and Ciel has a generic "lol school mate from my past that I never knew I loved" ending.

>The red haired chick that gave Shiki the glasses is Ciel

What

>Arcuied eventually kills off shiki to get revenge from when he killed her

What

>Ciel has a generic "lol school mate from my past that I never knew I loved" ending.

What

>>1360250
>The red haired chick that gave Shiki the glasses is Ciel

Please give me your physical address so that I can do my duty as an Aokofag and pay you a special visit.

>>1360254
I would, but killing people is a crime.

Furthermore, even if I said self-defense, I'd be locked away. "Can't use lethal force" is bullshit.

>Ciel's the redhead cunt who gave Shiki the glasses
>The red haired chick that gave Shiki the glasses is Ciel
I have no picture sufficient to show my true rage. Congratulations OP I'm going to go be angry and have a terrible day.

>>1360268
You're welcome.

As my hero would say, "Have a rotten day!"

ARIHIKO ROUTE CONFIRMED FOR REMAKE

>>1360304
I would play the shit out of that if it were true.