/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Sometimes I rub my penis with my hand.

I have sex

>I'm a girl, look at me I'm a girl
that's nice

I use my fist

hand

usually right, sometimes left

With my right hand. Sometimes I like do spice it up and use my left.

>>1358521

....What..I'm a guy.

I shoot up on pcp and beat a hooker to death with a rusty pipe, I cum from the sheer adrenaline

i have katara waterbend a blob of water, and i put my penis in it and she strokes it (my penis)

>>1358523
>to

>>1358521
>I don't know what a Tenga is

FTFY

>>1358526
sup shiki

UR3 Foam

Lifelike texture ;_ ;

Only with my right hand, although sometimes I warm up with my left.

>>1358526
can you really orgasm from that?

>>1358529
BACK TO /co/

my fleshlight

I have the "super tight" insert, and I need to use a shitload of lube to fit in

I pretend I'm slowly fucking whichever loli I'm looking at

A sterile latex exam glove, a lubricant, and the collected works of Felix Mendelssohn. The material varies, but my jaunts into the third dimension are rare these days...

Both hands, like a monkey.

I hump my bed. Nothing else gives enough pressure.

>>1358541"super tight" insert
That sounds awesome. I wish I had enough money to spend a bunch on masturbatory aids.

>>1358545
I used to do this, mostly with the edge of a chair, but Anonymous linked all this stuff a few months ago about how it's dangerous and results in some disorder. I've been using my hand since. It's still not quite as good, but I'm afraid to go back.

Tenga fliphole in left hand pumping away, 6in dildo in the ass, and right hand controlling the pron display.

I came so hard I couldn't breathe.

>>1358545
I did that back when I was a shota. I didn't really know about the hand masturbation technique so I instinctively pleasured myself with my bed.

>>1358540

You sir are a professional.

>>1358552

Like what, you could snap your dick off?

I listen to Bad Apple on repeat.

Right hand, I take breaks every now and then because I lose interest in a picture very soon.

>>1358567
Don't joke about that, my brother died that way

>>1358586

I smack it against my bedpost while looking at the promotions /jp/ has churned up.

>>1358575
Than what hand do you use to operate the mouse?

>>1358598
I don't, that's why I take breaks to find other material. I can't fap with my left hand at all.

>>1358552
>I used to do this, mostly with the edge of a chair, but Anonymous linked all this stuff a few months ago about how it's dangerous and results in some disorder.
What, seriously? FUCK. Whenever I use my hand and some lotion it feels good but it takes an hour to reach orgasm.

>>1358606
that's an extremely poor system

I use my right hand on my penis. Sometimes I jerk into a sock.

>>1358611
What do you recommend then, become a lefty? I can't fap with my left hand without exhausting my left arm after 5 seconds.

>>1358627
get a bigger hard drive
download shitloads of h-manga, hgc and rip a few imageboards with httrack
open picture in irfanview and just scroll through images with your left hand

I don't know how many posts are serious or not ITT but I'm fucking horrified either way.

>>1358627
Are you one-handed? Mouse left-handed, genius.

>>1358630
Most h-manga is fucking shit and not very appealing, and I only really fap to images that catch my interest the moment I see them. I am extremely picky when it comes to fap material, it has to be absolutely perfect or I will feel guilty afterwards. And I usually do scroll through a few images, but even they get boring then.

>>1358637
I don't have space for my mouse on my left and I'm too lazy to make space.

>>1358644
>I will feel guilty afterwards.

>>1358644
I thought I was the only one who will stifle my orgasm till I get to an image I really like.

I just did something cool, I got the last 3d custom girl game the sp2 patch, then I installed in my laptop, I got my fleshlight, and then you must put the mouse, near the fleshlight, so your balls can touch the mouse button, then you select some fuck scenario in the game, and start to move your hips, all this in your bed

is like the real thing!


if you dont have a fleshlight, use a plasticbag, a towel rolled and some elastics.

>>1358651
If it does not meet my standards, it will feel as if I have wasted my time.

>>1358662
Well, that makes two of us. When it's time I always have to find a picture that is of superb quality else I'm not satisfied. Like I can't fap to the picture in OP because it is not good enough.

>>1358664
>is like the real thing!
and you'd know this how?

>>1358683
Three.

i put my dick between my thighs and then squeeze real hard with my legs.

sometimes, when using my hands, i can switch hands and gain a stroke. (idea stolen from carlin i believe.)

I do this weird thing where I grab my penis and stroke up and down.

>>1358689
yup and this is less messy, real girls are a pain in the ass to keep happy, and if they smoke they smell like shit, also AIDS

Usually a few times a day, mostly when I get bored. I'm pretty sure everyone on /jp/ masturbates. Lately my hand has become somewhat boring, however. Being the DIY kind of guy I am, I was wondering if there's any kind of toy that can easily be made at home. So far one of the better 'toys' was a hot water bottle in a tube with some foam to add pressure.

Frankly, I don't masturbate. The unfortunate side to this is just sometimes ejaculating randomly. Really sucks when in classes or around other people.

I've managed to stick my penis pretty deep into my belly button.

I'm afraid of using toys and such. Because I am uncut my penis is sensitive as hell and they might be too rough. ;_;

I use my right hand.

Sock

my mom does it for me

>>1358516
to Enjeru (2D Toddlerkon), fetish JAV, or 3D CP.

Yep, I'm a fucked up individual.

>>1358728
I snickered out loud.

>>1358722

You're lying.

I just do it the normal way, right hand before bed.

>>1358552
Still have this stuff? I'd be interested in seeing it.

1. Get latex glove
2. Roll handtowel around it
3. Put rolled up handtowel into sock to keep form
4. Insert lotion
5. Insert penis

Masturbation? YOU PEOPLE ARE DISGUSTING AND SHOULD BE ASHAMED

>>1358516
dangerous like what? explain

>>1358752
healthystrokes.com

I'm not sure if it's a hoax or not, but I sure am glad I moved on from bedhumping to hand masturbation when I discovered porn on the internet.

>>1358757

sup message

CVS-brand Hand Lotion and regular American 3D pornography.

I'm the old-fashioned type.

>>1358761
thats just bullshit

I read the stories of incest written from the girl's perspective on solotouch. Hearing the girls describe how good something felt or how they were interested in seeing boners and semen gives me a boner. Does this make me gay?

>>1358792

links, please.

i came here from /b/ to tell you to kill yourself. preferably by choking on your tenga and small vibrator

>>1358800
http://www.solotouch.com/contri.php?story=29538
http://www.solotouch.com/contri.php?story=29820

You should be able to navigate away from those stories, they're just the ones I'd like people to see. They're probably not true, but I imagine atleast some of the stuff on that site is true.

/jp/ - Japan/Masturbation

I can only masturbate flat on my back rotating at a steady 15 rpm. When I cum I try to catch it in my mouth.

I fap while lying on the bed. It took me a few minutes to finish. Sometimes I manage to shoot to my face.

Daintily, with pinky extended.

>>1358833
Sometimes? If I don't point it away, then it's almost a guarantee for me.

First, I do a cross-check between visual stimulation, byte size, appearance in greyscale and negative, and of course, the 4chan timestamp.

At which time, if these criteria prove to be sufficiently arousing, I save the picture. At 11:30 PM GMT each day, I load the most appropriate image within my folder, and prepare to fap.

However, the way I fap is not the same as the way most people fap. I habitually have a boner at this point in time already. At this point, if the temperature is not already a smooth 72 degrees Fahrenheit, I adjust the thermostat accordingly. I then replace my regular computer chair with my leather fap-chair. Sitting in this chair, naked as the say I burst forth into this world screaming from the forehead of Zeus, I prepare for action. By the time I am comfortable and set, it is 11:40 pm GMT.

Then, I proceed to stare at the appropriate image for five minutes, tensing my crotchular muscles. This moves my boner to the "raging" status. At this point, I proceed to don a single white glove and begin to stroke. This, I perform for the next fourteen minutes.

I use to jack off right handed but when I started with H-doujins I had to use my mouse hand to manipulate the pages so I trained myself to use my left hand for jacking and my right hand for comp work. Now I can't jack off with my right hand. Also I'm not a pussy so I don't use any lube. My hands are full of calluses so it gives my dick some interesting sensations while jacking.

>>1358873

At precisely 11:59 PM GMT, I press "play" on my sound system, a CD containing a masterful rendition of Wagner's "Ride of the Valkyries" prepares to play at ear-shattering volumes. I strip the glove quickly before the CD begins, throwing it hastily out of sight. Should I fail to throw it far enough, I must stop the CD player before the pre-arranged five second silence is finished. That day, there will be no pleasure.

Should the glove be out of sight and out of mind, all is well. I sit back, and let the vibrations of sound finish the job. I stare at the only image that has yet fulfilled my criteria for arousal, and a glorious geyser of semen erupts from my penis, splattering every which way in the room. I sit in a half-conscious daze of joy for nearly half an hour before I prepare for the hour-long task of cleansing my computer room once again.

Even as I finish up, I hear the fading whispers in my delusional mind from the image which I stare at so deeply.

Now if you'll pardon me, I shall take my leave and indulge myself in delicious pudding confectionaries before it is time for self-pleasure.

>>1358873
Well that's kinda cool I guess.

>>1358873
>>1358882
Been a while since I last saw this one.

>>1358610
>Whenever I use my hand and some lotion it feels good but it takes an hour to reach orgasm

THIS and I'm completely exhausted afterward.

Personally I lie down with my stomach on the bed and grind or hump the bed while having my laptop in front of me.
Feels great, provides pressure, and you can do it completely relaxed....

Sometimes in the shower too. I lay down and point my boner to my face, over my stomach, and the drops of water do the rest for me. I just need to relax there and find a nice strong steam of falling water.

>>1358873
>>1358882

I love that pasta.

Why does it take you fags so long to fap? I take like 10 minutes at most.

What I currently have in rotation or tested. Per the non-disclosure agreement I can't discuss the software and specify my company's models.

I have been given offers for some of the previously tested products, but policy is to either destroy/dispose or keep them as resale is considered unhygienic and I believe was one of the clauses in my contract.

Hustler Virtual Girl
Hustler Virtual Girl vagina upgrade
Signature Model "Schoolgirl" Silicone
Silicone Jessica
Generic 3-hole doll

Next Generation Products Full Stroke Sex Machine

Cyberskin Perfect ass
Cyberskin Virtual Sex Stroker
Hustler XXX Cyberskin Fuck Buddy

>How do you masturbate /jp/?

My hand,a zune packed with fapping material and a bathroom.

>>1358954
ZUN

>>1358954

University is not conductive to my masturbation either. There's an abandoned telecom room in my dorm I was able to get the key to. There's a couch... And that's about it. So, it's kinda my den.

>>1359306
University? Not conductive to... I must have fapped in bathrooms in half the buildings on campus when I was going to school.

Libraries are the best.

>>1359335

When at home, I fap in an armchair, with my entire collection of erotica at my fingertips, while listening to French girls sing about how they are not 20. Perhaps I am spoiled, but an iPod with a few CGs loaded onto in a bathroom is simply unacceptable.

>>1359347
Alizee, I take it.

>>1359347

Anon is a connaisseur.
I am most pleased.

I need to work music into my masturbation somehow. Most music I find just distracting, but I'm sure there's something out there that can heighten the experience.

I once jerked to some music from C74. It was nice.

i masturbate in different ways every day to keep it fresh baby ;)

http://jackinworld.com/

I haven't fapped for 4 days. I'm about my limit, I need to fap. But my fucking roomate hasn't left the room the entire day. He's about to leave in 2 mins to go eat something. I have about 20 minutes.

What should I fap to?

>>1359451
Load up an eroge with a scene you particularly like that can be replayed.

How often does everyone here fap?

For me it's 2-4 times a day.

>>1359488

Same.

>>1359488
Usually once per day, but sometimes I go without or end up doing it 2-3 times in one day.

>>1359488

I try to keep it down to once a day. Masturbation gives me better results with less frequency, and I can be more productive with the rest of my day (i.e. procrastinate in some other way instead.)

>>1359488
Usually once. Often 2. Sometimes I feel horny and 6 times.

It has become pretty difficult lately since I'm living in a dorm. I used to strip myself out of clothes before fapping, but now I have to keep my pants on since my fucking roomate is too unpredictable. Fuck, I hate him.

>>1359488
Once every 2-4 days.

What kind of shit apartments are you talking about? You mean you share a bedroom? I have an apartment with a roommate, but we have our own bedrooms, goddamn.

>>1359536
I believe they're talking about dorms, which they mentioned.

>>1359536

A whole lot of dorms don't give you that luxury. I lucked out one year and had my roommate suddenly move out of our double in October, and I spent the rest of the year alone. Maybe he just didn't like me. That's fine, I hated him too. The stupid cunt watched Adult Swim without headphones at 3 AM when I had class the next morning.

Ah, I feel good that I have a single this year.

I fap the normal way, once a day 90% of the time. Sometimes when I'm feeling frisky I'll grab the lotion. And sometimes I can't help sticking a finger or two up my ass even though every time I do that I say "OK, thats the last fucking time I do that again!" I don't get the same feeling after I've fooled around with my butthole as I do when I don't, even though it feels like I'm having a better orgasm with something in my ass.

I'd like to get a dildo though. Preferably one I can strap onto my imaginary dakimakura and ride. And some lube. It kind of burns after taking my spit-coated fingers out of my ass, and both my arms hurt instead of one.

I need your help anon, how can I obtain a dildo, lube, a tenga, and a dakimakura whilst living with my parents?

>>1359547
Normalfags crampin' the nightowls' styles.

>>1359829
Move the fuck out and get a job! Then you can pick up women like me, and you won't have to worry about all your ronery faggot fantasies.

>>1359829
Internet.

>>1359855

I bet you're the type who thinks men don't need to masturbate when they're in a relationship.

>>1359919
Why the fuck wouldst I? My girlfriend can just doeth it for me.

>>1359944
I don't think you have a girlfriend

Enjoy your hand.

>>1359842

Call me a normalfag, but when you have to wake up at 6:30 in the morning it's another matter.

>>1359855
SHUT THE FUCK UP

>>1359963
Can you bawwwww somewhere else?

>>1359978
No.

>>1359829
Ah damn, I just realized I wouldn't even have anywhere to hide a dildo. I don't even have a desk or anything and my mom inspects my room regularly.

>athens !SysNpnp3nU
Get out, delusional faggot.