/jp/ - Otaku Culture

first for lovely oomukade.

>>13580084
Boo hoo, I'd be dead so who gives a shit. Wouldn't it be the same if she died?

Doesn't mean people don't care for one another or remember the ones they lost.

Anyway, I'm not really a kikifag to begin with. I'm all about the monstrous monsters.

>>13580107
First for I want to force my penis down Chubby Alp Senpai

>>13580107
GTFO of /jp/

>"Lucky I heard you shivering, or I might never have spotted you. Don't worry, you're never going to be cold again."

>>13580107
Good job.

>>13580107
Awesome, you used my suggestion for the OP.

I love the smell of fresh bread

>>13580107
Alright, you didn't fuck it up.

Impressive.

Doppelganger a qt

>>13580107
Damn, that's a pretty cool picture.

>>13580116
Lady you're in my bedroom and my door was locked with three different locks. How the hell did you hear me anyway?

Kikimoras are olev.

>>13580121

>>13580127
Yetis have keen senses. They have to, otherwise rescuing travelers would be tricky.

>>13580121
Blue board, and christ, that face, and the fact she has my fathers hairline is awful.

>>13580129
Yes they are.

Like multiarmed girls? Lamias? Both? Just finished translating this:

http://exhentai.org/g/820330/e95198bfb9/

Easily my favorite doujin. Give it a read.

>>13580124
Too human.

It's still cute I guess.

>>13580124
That's pretty cute, .less.

>>13580140
>That hand
.less...

>>13580116

>Wake up one morning
>Your bed is covered in snow and there's a Yeti girl staring at you through the open window
>"Yo, what the fuck, Yeti?" you say
>Get out of bed and trudge towards the kitchen
>You could kill for some hot chocolate right about now
>Hear the sounds of pots and pans being clattered around, the Yeti's holding them in both of her BIG MEATY PAWS
>"Not this time you little shit!"
>She uses Himalayan parkour on your ass and runs out your front door into the snow, dropping various pots and pans on the way
>"Best knock it off before I call the cops!" you yell at her
>Your phone is ringing, it's a picture of a Yeti
>Pick up the phone, hear heavy breathing followed by
>"Huuuuuggss"
>Fuck this shit, call the police
>"Hello, Officer Yeti of the Dakimakura Precinct speaking"
>Try not to cry
>Cry alot

>>13580148
>.Less' Avatar and his Doppel cum dump

>>13580139
I read it a few hours ago, good work RS.

You're outside of the house for some contrived reason when suddenly this girl swoops down on you. She rests her feet on your shoulders and she begins to tug on you while flapping her wings.

>"Heeeey cutie! It's that time again! I need you *pant* *pant* NOW!"

How do you respond?

>>13580124
>>13580140
>>13580146
Fool, I can't be killed with moe.

There needs to be more crow love!

>>13580146
>>13580140
>>13580124
>You will never force her to take on the appearance of a kikimora and tell her never to change back because you hate her original form
>You will never watch her spirit break as time goes on and you refuse to even look at her true form and constantly disguise insults about her true form through thin praise.
>"You're so much better with this new form, your old hair made me want to puke!" You laugh and she joins in, the tear spilling down her cheek is ignored while you ask for another beer.

>"Come on Anon! Let's go on an adventure!"

>>13580148
It's his monsterboyshit self insert again, isn't it?

>>13580158
She's got big tits, yet rock hard abs. She must be an awkward Harpy, to have a mature woman's body.

>>13580158
Tell her to fuck off, birds are garbage.

>>13580158
Wait until we're past the bump-limit for this kind of stuff, okay?

>>13580158
>>*pant* *pant*

haha fuck off.

>>13580158
>"What do you mean 'again'? I've never seen you before. I think you have the wrong guy, lady."

>>13580175
Not him, but why?

>>13580158
What does she mean again? Has this happened to me once already? Is this just some roleplay we do to keep the marriage interesting?

>>13580167
Go away PsychoFox

we won't make it to the thousandth post if we keep using the images like this.

>>13580124
>>13580140
>>13580146

[Urge to write sappy bullshit smut rising]

>>13580185
Probably the first time she's met you. 'Again' as in it's mating season, again.

>>13580153
Why is she stealing my pans? Is she gonna beat me with them to get her hugs? Is she gonna fill them with cold water and dump them on me?

Hey, who wants to hear a joke?

Human Boy Rights

>>13580124
>>13580146
>>13580140
This level of adorable is too high. I'm calling the cops

>>13580187
Fucking this.

>>13580167
Sorry but I'm taken

>>13580158
Ask her to tell me more.

>>13580197
I got a better one.

Undead Lilim.

>>13580187
Images are always spammed at starts of threads until discussion picks up, this is normal

>>13580195

She's stealing your pans because you can't warm up without her hugging you, you silly goose.

>>13580167
I'm already spoken for, miss.

Stop spamming images you fucks.

>>13580031
>is he even still around?
I don't have much to do but be here every day. Having dinner right now though.

>>13580042
>Less obvious
I got called out for being extremely obvious just earlier today. Albeit a different nickname, but still. Obvious is my middle name.

>>13580080
>I did it to refer to the one guy always voting for Anubis in every MGK with utmost enthusiasm and zeal.
Yeah this. Assuming you are in fact the one who began using it to refer to my always voting Anubis in MGK.

>>13580197
I got one too.

Alped. No spirit energy for you.

>>13580164
I just want to tease a crow tengu during mating season so that she loses self-control and violates me extra-hard.

>>13580210
I'll just put on a sweater, boots, and a hat and watch her pout from the window as I'm warm

>>13580197
>Everyone's blowing their collective memeloads

Please show us more of your beautiful smug visage. The smugger the better.

>>13580216
>assuming you are in fact the one who began using it to refer to you
Well golly GEE, maybe if I was the MGK guy-OH WAIT, I AM.
Work on your Dragoon story, mate.

>>13580215

Make me

She doesn't need a contrived reason. She's here for you.

>>13580233
>[X] Remove Seal

>>13580233

>TFW no writefaggots outside of Seafoam and that one glorious anonymous bastard will ever capture an MG doing that ever again
>I didn't rape you because I love you
>I raped you because I -could-

>>13580107
>>13580123
>Have the OP all ready to go
> three threads until archival
>"Alright, I think I can go take a shower. This thread isn't going anywhere."
>Come back
>New thread is up
Y-Yeah, guys...f course I didn't fuck it up.
Yeah...

>>13580233
>"I'm trying to roast that boar."
>"Stop bothering me right now."
>"Do you want dinner or not?"

>>13580241
I'll see what I can do about it later.

>>13580240
Excellent taste.

>>13580243
No idiot, take the credit.

Always remember kids: Lie, cheat and steal.

Okay guys, at least delete some of your reaction images.

>>13580226
After dinner, I shall try.

>>13580241
Could I get a link to the latter one?

>>13580215
This ones just for you anon

>>13580253
Good. I'm going to try working on writing as well after I beat a one winged Tengu, a Jiang Shi, and a 400,000% chuuni Demon with a scythe in DoD.

>>13580233
I cast [Fire].

Shit thread.

>>13580251
But that would be inconvenient! They have to do like, three whole clicks, and move the mouse in between!

>>13580257

http://pastebin.com/xvcRB3Yd

Probably the only good Manticore next to Seafoam and RS given that BB are a pair of Oroboros faggots who suck each other off to shit fetishes

>>13580245
>implying she'd have anything but your dick for dinner


>>13580266
And now you have a flaming Ushi-Oni on you.

>>13580146
>>13580146
Stop this, god dammit! I won't be swayed by cuteness this easily!

I must resist. Think of manly things, manly things god dammit! Uh...guns! Uhhh...beer! Curse words! Explosions! Badass steel armor sets! Krav Maga! Thermite! Fighter jets!...

>>13580275
>flaming Ushi-Oni
Of course I do, all according to keikaku.

>>13580186
I am not psychofox, quit being a douche Inari.

>>13580284
I'm not Inari, stop being a faggot Bob

>>13580216
pschofox is the guy who does MGC dating games, commercials, some random stuff and loves his fox women, and apparently annoys the crap out of Inari (good job).

>>13580284
>implying only Inari thinks Psychofox is a faggot

>>13580287
I am not yer pal buddy!

>>13580294
>commercials

That garbage was him? Well thank god it stopped.

>>13580295
Only Inari is spineless the bring it up in the thread. go fap to alp pics and listen to asmr Inari

>>13580233
>You'll never be pinned down by a monstergirl.
>She'll never hold you close to her chest while violating your lower half with her lower half.
>You'll never try to kiss her.
>She'll never blush furiously and give you a half lidded smile before pulling you in for a passionate kiss.

Goddamn it.

>>13580294
I know all that. I never even asked in that post, so why'd you explain all that? Misquote?

I'm going to have fun with moeblob monster girls and you can't stop me!

>>13580298
I'm not your buddy, friend!

>>>/a/126117150

For those who still want the link. Let me know if you guys don't care anymore. I think I forgot last chapter.

>>13580305
Kill yourself

>>13580269
You, sir, have excellent taste and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter. More actual rapist rapemonsters!

>>13580303
Though, this is fine too.

>>13580294
Annoying Inari is the only good thing he does, otherwise he's a narcissistic cunt who thinks all negative posts about his are one single person called "bitch-kun"

If he actually makes something the threads like he'll also do his best to run it into the ground so hard that it'll hit the earths core.

Needs more Living Doll

>>13580139
someone showed me it and i thought it was gonna be trash because i saw guro/ vore
was surprised that its barely there. thanks

>>13580302
I don't really care a bout a few people throwing their purses around, but you better not be insulting muh asmr

>>13580309
Thanks mang.

>>13580313
Why?

>>13580302
>everyone who hates me is one person
Get the fuck over yourself

Would most people take it as a compliment or an insult to be called "fuckboy" by a monster girl?

>>13580338
I wouldn't care one bit.

leave IRC butthurt in IRC, you wanted to get away from these threads

>>13580338
What did you call me, you piece of shit faggot furball cunt?

>>13580294
>loves fox women
>hates inari, the guy named after a fox MG
Thats kind of funny

>>13580338
Possibly an insult

>>13580338
I would be honored.

>>13580338
Insult.

>>13580338
What does that even mean, that you're a slut?

Because with monstergirls I would be a slut

>>13580338
Context and tone would determine it honestly, and no captcha shampoo is not a drink.

>>13580359
Most likely as a passing catcall.

>>13580338
I'd call her a "husbandoless town bike" in return to see how she feels about it.

>>13580338
Depends on the kind of monster. Oni? Ushi-Oni? Ogre? Minor insult, but nothing to get worked up over. Certainly an indication of attraction, at least.
Fucking faggot cats and other weak ass shit? Big insult.

>>13580319
>You will never buy another living doll and watch your first one boil with jealousy at having to share the time she spends with you

living dolls are cute.

>>13580338
Flattered

>>13580309
Much appreciated.

>>13580368
>Takane dressed up as the Living Doll
That doesn't count as a MG.

>>13580368
Yeah, you'd think it was cute until you wake up and one has been brutally disassembled by the other.

>>13580338
Is that you, Gunstar?

>>13580374
>Implying the victor wouldn't make use of the other's parts

>Now I am the best of both of us, Anon.

I want a yandere living doll try to get closer to me by repeatedly attempting to use a voodoo ritual to switch bodies with a human girl!

>>13580374
>Implying

>You find the original living doll disassembling the second one in the middle of the night
>You scold her and force her to help you reassemble her parts
>every few days after that you have to stop them from trying to destroy the other and get them to play well together

>>13580338
What kind of spineless faggot would take that as a complement?

>>13580377
How would I be Gunstar?

>>13580385
Well, doing a filename search through archives traced me back to a post that involved "Deputy Sacha", a character in of his yours? stories.

>>13580391
How did you...

>>13580400
Wait a minute that code

>>13580412
Wait a minute that FUCKING CODE*

>>13580380
Does it have the voice of Wormtongue or Celia from Monsters Inc.?

>>13580413
THE TIME HAS COME

>>13580400
I was bored, and wondered if it was Boob asking about the 'fuccboi' thing, thus I didn't have to recognize your typing style either.

By the way, are you writing anything right now? I really like your writefaggotry and I hope to see you continue things like the Kunoichi Onee-san, and that Apophis/Pharaoh teacher story.

>>13580425
HUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

IM NUUUCLEAAAAAR

>>13580426
I suppose it is summer, and I should be doing something with my life.
I haven't been writing, but I have been requesting on drawthreads to make up.

>>13580440
Did you request that Pharaoh in Pharaohman attire in the /v/ drawthreads by chance?

>Two of your Khornate Kikimoras have given birth
>Both children have red feathers/hair
>All 13 of them took this as a sign that they've been blessed, and the newest of the bunch used it as an excuse to ramp up her efforts to get pregnant as well
>You tried to explain to them that while not common, recessive genes can show in multiple children
>Your father was the son of Irish immigrants, after all
>They dismissed that almost before you were even finished telling them
>Also, as she said she would, the police officer has started bringing suspects she's arrested to your home first, where they all make them fight like she was made to fight
>All different kinds of monster girls, and even the rare human
>Fortunately, none of them seem as easily influenced as Kikimoras do
>Unfortunately, there's now a growing number of people with knowledge of a corrupt cop dragging suspects into a basement where 13 Kikimoras and a guy in a chair watch them fight each other with weapons
>At this point, you're in so deep that if this ever comes crashing down on your head you'll probably never see the light of day again

>>13580446
I'm as surprised as you that it got accepted.

>>13580440
I'd like a few drawfags to draw some things for me, but none will ever draw any of my characters.
Well, one did, but he's like the wind.

>>13580459
Yeah, I'm really tempted to do a vidya-related request involving an MGE monstergirl.

But I'm worried that I'd attract negative attention like the guy that requests Glacies despite the fact she's not /v/ related

>>13580379
>Living doll develops a taste for other dolls and their suffering
>Constantly pesters you to buy her more 'prey' to feed on
>You're forced to go out and bring innocent loving living dolls who think they're going to be loved and cared for
>As night descends you unlock 'her' door and let her loose
>Her upperbody is still cute as always, she kisses your cheek and thanks you for buying her latest 'addition'
>And then the rest of her body slithers out of her room
>A tail made out of the ten or so torsos of the previous dolls she kills
>All of them connected by arms or legs that she joined together
>Looks more like some sort of demonic oomukade than a living doll at this point
>You go back to your room and close the door.
>You can't help but cry when you hear the screams of the new living doll who you had just put to bed an hour ago
>She was so innocent, so carefree, and she didn't even know that she was being manipulated
>A while later 'she' crawls into your room. Two new porcelain arms attached to her back as she shows off her new capabilities
>"Next time bring me a stronger opponent daddy, or I might get bored. Who know what I'll do if that happens" Her sweet voice reaches your ears, but her eyes are full of bloodlust
>You promise to bring her a worthy opponent and she giggles childishly before setting off for her room
>The sound of a thousand wretched legs beat against the floor as she exits your room
>You reach for the axe underneath your pillow and promise yourself one final time. Soon you'll free her from the madness that has overtaken her mind.

This greentext brought to you by karen.

>>13580471
It's a fucking doll. Just axe her.

>>13580458
That's pretty hardcore.

>>13580280
>Krav Maga

>>13580466
Do what I do.
Say you want X vidya-related character to be drawn as Y monster girl.
Like, what about Fire Emblem's Olivia as a lamia?

>>13580446
Did Loen draw Fi? Cute.

>>13580476
You don't know how creepy doll/puppets work.

You can destroy their body but they always come back for bullshit horror movie reasons. Living Dolls are confirmed to do this. So unless you find an expert in spooky scary or a gypsy you're fucked.

>>13580471
I'm with >>13580476, just set her ablaze and watch the porcelain melt from her face as you chop her to pieces.

>>13580491
>Dealing with Gypsies
I prefer to keep my belongings when visiting someone thank you.

> Be Hugboss Snugglemuffins in a p'ork tribe
> You're the plumpest, so you're the president
> organize humanboy raid
> mainly involves talking about how there's humanboys over there
> you are not smart cookies

>>13580485
Is this from Paradox?
If so, recruited.

>>13580471
This is fucking cool, I've always imagined a Living Doll that could absorb traits from other monsters.
>>13580484
I have done that in the past, with minimal success.
I'll never get that Gladius girl though ;_;
>>13580486
Nah, that's from some random drawfag.

>>13580486
Loen is the based deity of cuteness that other drawfags can't even compare to.

What's the best way for a girl to be turned to a monster girl?

>>13580479
What's wrong with Jew Jitsu?

>>13580514
brought before an apophis and forced into a mindless mummy to serve for eternity and hunger for semen.

>>13580514
Exposure to DE in MGE.
Frankly it depends on what setting you're talking aboot.

>>13580514
Subterfuge.
She doesn't know it'll happen until it happens.

>>13580514
By the queen bitch herself. Corruption is shitty no matter what. May as well get the power and bragging rights that come with being turned by the DL.

>>13580514
Being turned into a lamia by an Apophis.
Its objectively the best way because lamas are great.

>>13580506
ZN does cute and .Less has started doing cute

>>13580514
Having sex with a disguised Alp that's still trying to cling to her former sexuality, only for the Alp to go "Oh god what have I done" when she turns into a succubus from the mamono mana.

>>13580514
Delicious yuri.

>>13580526
>Started
ONE pic.
>ZN
Didn't he go on some spirit journey?

>>13580499
Of course I'm not smart cookies, I'm the hugboss not a pastry

>>13580530
>One pic
Well, I mean, the Dopple pics are pics. Plural
>Didn't he go on some spirit journey?
Well .Less is back from it. And Mari's back from it. I mean, they wouldn't just leave their buddies behind, right? Right?

>>13580530
>spirit journey
Everyone's going on a spirit journey, are you surprised?

>>13580536
>Doppel pics
Those are cute in a girly sort of way. Loen's is a genuine cute.
>Right
Anon...

>>13580499
Obviously they need to find a male elf and let their biological imperative kick in.

>>13580514
Being snuck a poison which makes her body burn up with unbelievable lust and pleasure as the demonic formula alters her body into the form of a monster which best suits her deepest thoughts and desires.

>>13580520
Any setting - I mean your favorite way that you've heard of or made up.

>>13580540
No no, I'm agreeing with you that Loen is the based god of cute. I'm just saying that he's not the only one, abit in a large lead considering he's achieved deity status
>Anon...
Anon, please. They're friends. Friends don't leave friends behind, right? Right?

>>13580517
Too many LARPing mcdojos even legit ones are way too rare to the point that no one really knows what it's supposed to be. As far as most can tell it's just what an MMA gym would teach you with a fancy name. Of course a lot of kravfags will pull the TMAfag fallacy of 2deadly4DaStreets! while at the same time not even practicing full contact sparring at their school.

If you want to fight this is the guideline

Muay Thai/Boxing/ Sanda / Kyokushin Karate + BJJ/ Wrestling/ Judo/ Sambo

One striking. One for grappling.

Other TMA can good but has Krav's problem. Unlike Krav though, it's actually easier to find imo and you can more easily see examples of it in practice.

>>13580514
Slow transition, first she feels the urge to have sex/rape a guy, then she starts to transform while fucking the guy

>>13580546
Well he's practically the only one to me since he's consistent.
>Right
...

>>13580553
My nigga.

>>13580547
What do you think of Silat?

>>13580553
You are my african friend.

>>13580554
I know I know, I'm just saying
>...
Anon, you can't be saying that .Less and Mari would fight the final boss and defeat it, then take the loot and leave without helping their friends try and fight the final boss when it respawns so they can complete their quest, right?
I mean, who would do that?

So did I miss it, or did the threads not explode over these two?

>tfw people talk about their favorite girl and you can't participate because you like too many of them

>>13580568
.Less and Mari, obviously.

>>13580571
Who?

>>13580571
The latter. You're going to have to tell me who the fuck they are.

>>13580571
What is this even?

http://strawpoll.me/4507655

>>13580574
Slut. Just pick one.

>>13580571
What

>>13580499
>"WE AIN'T HAD NUFFIN' BUT DILDOS TO FUCK FOR THREE STINKIN' DAYS."
>"YEAH, WHY CAN'T WE RIDE SOME MEAT?!"
>P'Orc looks at the frightened shota captives.
>"Wot about them? They're FRESH!"
>"THEY ARE NOT. FOR RAPING. THEY ARE TO BE BROUGHT DIRECTLY TO THE DARK EMPRESS!"

>>13580571
I don't recall those two getting much attention.

>>13580571
You've got to be squidding me. You've got to be inking crazy if you think anyone knows who these are
I mean seriously, who the squid are these people?

>>13580571
Nothing happened. Though Callie a cute.

>>13580571
I want to Splat their Oons

>>13580574
>tfw everyone hates your favorite with a blazing passion

>>13580568
>You really think someone would do that?
>Just fight the final boss and then boot all his friends from the party when the drops show up?

>>13580582
I can't

>>13580571
Who are they, and why do they look so hideous.

>>13580571
Sorry. I only like good squids.

>>13580514
Controlled experiments in human research institutes.

>>13580590
Happened to me yesterday in crota's end.

Speaking of which, are there any destiny monstergirls?

>>13580589
Cat Sith? Then you clearly need to kill yourself.

>>13580591
Fucking slut get outta here.

>>13580606
There's nothing wrong with being a slut for monstergirls

>>13580598
No.
Amazon. Cait Sith a shit.

>>13580596
They already gave the Wizard boobs.

>>13580596
>Destiny Monstergirls
>Cute Dreg-chan gets bullied all the time by Captain-senpai for not having curves like her
>Wizard-tan casts hypnotizes you to breed a Thrall legion
>Vex want to make all of them having husbandos a universal constant
>Disciplined Cabal battalions rain down on the City, claiming strong Guardian husbands

>>13580613
>everyone hates amazon's with a blazing passion
You need to leave for being stupid.

>>13580571
I get it's from the same game that the squid in the Hatred comic appears, but I have no idea what it is about and I don't know why I should care.

>>13580620
>everyone
It's only a few people that like to shitpost about them.

>>13580564
I'm afraid I don't know too much about the arts that fall into Silat.

It's TMA so the best thing to look into with those is the school, their practices, community, and so on. This is true for any martial art, however it goes doubly so for any art that also isn't a popular combat sport.

For example, just about everyone knows how boxing, judo, or wrestling works to some extent so it's a lot easier to find proper schools.

Karate on the other hand. Is actually a broad category of different arts, different schools, and even just different teaching methods. While also not really being a popular combat sport. Notice I listed a specific art of Karate in the previous post.

From skimming Silat it looks okay. If you ever decide to try it go for one that pressure tests. Meaning they drop the stuff that doesn't work in full-contact spars.

If you want to learn more about certain arts I would check out /asp/ or even Bullshido.net.
If you think the debates here are bad,well, you'll gain some big insight on martial arts but really lose some hope for mankind along the way.

>>13580620
You bring them up, people start shitposting about them. It's the way of the world.

>>13580620
>>13580613
>>13580598
I think both could be nice but everyone is too busy throwing shit like always.

>>13580632
That was my point.
>>13580636
>because people shitpost about something that means everybody hates them
You're dumber than I thought.

>>13580639
No. Cait Sith a shit.
>>13580641
If you don't think everyone (or at least, near everyone) hates them, you haven't been here long enough.

I want to Row Row Fight the Power with Chubby Apophis Senpai!

>>13580613
I like her too. I think most are ambivalent to a lot of monsters but you'll only really see the shitposters because they're the ones posting.

Can you and your waifu take on a high level technology wizard?

>>13580646
>Chubby
More like Roll Roll Fight The Power, huehuehue hyaknowwhatImsayin'?

>>13580653
LIGHTNING BOLT

>>13580653
But I AM the techno wizard.

>>13580673
But are you and your waifu strong enough to take on the other one?

I'd like Amazons if they could pull off a 201 hit ultra combo while this song played https://youtu.be/y2N7JP7k_bw?t=8m29s

>>13580673
Speaking of which, would any Monstergirl be able to husbando Techo Viking at all?

>>13580662
>Everytime she raises her hand to point to the heavens, you sneak behind her and fondle her belly

>>13580685
>Techo Viking
2000, called. They want their memes back.

>>13580653
She probably would've done the same thing.

>>13580682
I'd rather see them pull HEAT moves to this track:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UtjD5bXTHPQ

>>13580653
My waifu is the techno wizard. Monomolecular blades backed up by artificial muscle fibrils.

>>13580678
Yeah, sure. We'll kick his steel ass.

>>13580699
Way too MGR/GitS

>>13580694
Pulled out a gun?

>>13580703
Yeah.

>>13580682
>>13580697
>somewhere out there, an Amazon begins her training, but she's not sure why.
>she must become THE combo-master.

>>13580653
If that's all he's got up his sleeve, then yes.

>>13580553
The clear winner - why never any doujins of this?

>>13580146
>>13580140
>>13580124
Is that her real body or she is already transformed?

>>13580713
>but she's not sure why
She desires to have the skills to protect her future husbands smile.

>"Anon, could you help me wash my back?"

>>13580719
The same reason doujin artists hardly do kinky shit for mangas like One Piece and Jojo. They can't draw it.

>>13580616
>You're patrolling the cosmodrone for those stupid metal plant things
>Suddenly the sky goes dark and you hear the roar of a fallen dropship overhead
>You don't have time to pull out your hawkmoon before four vandals hold you down each with their four arms
>A yellow health bar vandal steps in front of you and screams something in their strange language
>Disrobes her lower armor before mounting you viciously
>Forces you to cum several times before knocking you out using the butt of her shock rifle
>Several expansions later you're running the prison of elders when you're spotted by a dreg who calls out to you
>"daddy?" She cries out in the ancient fallen language.
>Both fallen and guardians stop shooting to look at you with a disgusted gaze
>Your dreg daughteru is too busy kissing you and crying tears of joy to notice
>A few seconds later everything goes black followed by "You were disconnected from the fireteam"

I don't why I wrote this and I hate myself.

Which MGs are the best at using guns?

>>13580727
Girtablilus

>>13580727
Centaurs.
Their legs can be used to absorb all the recoil.

>>13580727
Multi-armed ones and those with keen eyesight.
Cupids and Elves might have a knack since Archery also requires a good eye and reflexes.

>>13580727
Any warrior monstergirl, swords become more ceremonial and guns are of course their go-to weapon for fighting. Ranged ones like Centaur, Cupid, and Elf having the most potential.

>>13580727
whichever has the most arms to manipulate them.

>>13580571

Been lurking the generals, looks like a fun game but i don't have a Wii U, I'd fuck the one on the right

>>13580727
Anything with fingers, but particularly Elves. I think Amazons would be surprisingly good at it, given their culture's dedication to hunting/martial prowess. Lizardmen and Salamanders as well.

>>13580731
>absorb all the recoil
It wouldn't absorb it all all. It would just brace her body.
All the recoil goes into the shoulder, meaning high caliber rounds such as those used in elephant rifles will still break her collar bone if she doesn't hold it properly.

>>13580721
I don't know why but I got the mental image of an Amazon returning home to her husbando, and he looks down for some reason. So she starts tickling and kissing him to make him smile.

>>13580737
YOU'RE

>>13580730
How?

>>13580736
God damn, multiple hands are simple but so erotic.

>>13580745

>>13580744
>She starts tickling and kissing him to make him smile
Now I'm imaging a kuudere Amazon who turns extremely dere when she's alone with her man, hugging and squishing him like a teddy bear all the time.

>>13580653
I can just have my friend Hackerman send me and my waifu through time on a Commodore 64

>>13580167
Oh boy, what's the adventure?

>>13580745
HE

You're sitting down at your desk for the first day of highschool when this girl burst through the door, jumps into your arms and loudly says

>"We're finally in the same class!!!"

How do you respond?

>>13580758
>>13580751

JUST

>>13580760
Yay?

>>13580760
"Whfuu thuh hull uhr yuu?"
Get it? Muffled voice.

>>13580269
...Gonna be honest, I'd rather read futa than what this seems to be.

>>13580760
I don't know what it is about extra arms but it creeps me the fuck out

>>13580693
Memes didn't exist back then anon

>>13580760
"Where are your other two arms, Spiral?"

>>13580760
Ask her to keep herself at arm's length.

>>13580760
>"Dammit, I told you to stop this in 4th grade!"
>"The others will start gossiping!"
>"No! You are not coming over! I don't care about playing Mario 64 together again!"

>>13580753
That's how I usually picture them. Stoic, a little dense at times, very engrossed in the whole warrior culture. But when she's alone with her husband, or when she's riding him in front of others, she can drop the formalities and show all of her affection. She doesn't want her friends to tease her for being cheesy and overly romantic after all.

>>13580458
This started cute. And now it's scary.
>Get locked away
>The maids all break out, aided by a Khornate berserker rage
>Slaughter the entire prison and convert the rest
>You quickly grow to have a few hundred followers
>Forced to create your own kingdom upon an ocean of blood and foundations of bone.
>They coronation you somewhat against your will and you now stand at the helm of war all over a silly joke a few years ago.

>>13580727

>>13580766
>...Gonna be honest, I'd rather read futa than what this seems to be.

It's sexual assault of a man, by a monster girl. There's some tailpussy in there too.

>>13580766
It's literally just a detailed scenario of Manticore's profile. No modern setting, or moe stuff, or making her out to be sympathetic. Just a monster tricking a soldier into thinking she will eat him but then has an erotic and freaky surprise.

>>13580768
Calling internet memes 'memes' is a meme.
Please learn what memes actually are, Jack.

>>13580773
>>13580753
Isn't this just regular amazon without the exhibitionist fetish? Whatever, I approve.

>>13580784
That's the thing. It is how they are, which is why I like them. But I did mention exhibitionism in my post. The 'riding in front of others' part.

>>13580726
>Meeting your daughteru in a gladiator prison
No daughter of mine is going to be a delinquent space pirate! Me and Dinklebot are hopping the first jumpship out of there with her, going back to the City, and raising a proper alien. Clean up that ratty armor, get rid of the tattoos, get her some nice prosthetics, and help her settle down. Maybe the vanguard can bind a job for her at the Tower. I don't care if the other Dregs laugh at her for not being a 'proper' Fallen, she lives in my House, I'm the Kell, and I make the rules. Then I go back to the Prison, bind the Captain who chopped her arms off, shove an Invective down her throat, & keep pulling the trigger until I run out of ammo.

I hate myself for this, too, anon.

>>13580782
>>13580778
Wait but anon said it was unapologetic rape
Like, with smug
So it's like the bitchboy story where the manticore is too embarrassed to admit she's psychotic?

>>13580777
>Short barrel
>Having a bi pod but standing
She might as well used the M82A2 shoulder mount variant, like Snake had in MGS4.

>>13580797
>The rocket-launcher looking thing
BUT IT WAS SO COOL

>>13580794
>thinking unapologetic rape = smug

No. It's about a knight trying to kill a monster who supposedly wants to eat his flesh because she gets a laugh out of it. And then she rapes him when he fucks up.

>>13580794
No? She rapes him, and uses threats/trickery. That's all there is to it. Just read it.

>>13580799
The M82A2 was awesome, and allowed one to actually fire a Barret properly standing up since these fuckers were heavy.
Also the set up distributed the recoil elsewhere, allowing f=you to not get knocked on your ass.

>>13580139
thanks for your work, RS

>>13580802
>>13580803
Oh wait I remember this one.
Still rather read futa but for a different reason. Manticores just really aren't my thing, you know?

>No big, strong, monster girls to dominate and submit after defeating in combat.

>>13580797
That's an XM109, prototype 25x59mm grenade launcher. Its barrel actually starts right after the mag, and it's considered a good length for a launcher.

>>13580811
>Grenade launcher
Looks EXACTLY like a Barret with a shorter barrel. Is it made by the same company?

>>13580810
You're entitled to your own tastes. I don't share them, but I can see why you would have them.

>>13580811
>>13580815
Also, Grenade Launcher normally DON'T have muzzle breaks on them.

>>13580816
We need more girls with demonic tattoos, they're hot as fuck.

>>13580815
Yep, same company. It's a variant of the M107 platform. They've been working on it since late 2004.

>>13580810
I'm gonna lick her abs.

___ The ___

>>13580830
Worship and Serve the Lilim,

>>13580823
If you look up some of the character's KC has done you'll find quite a bit. He loves those things. Even has a name for them "pleasure runes".

>>13580823
I have a couple but sadly, a rather limited collection.

>>13580830
GRIND THE CARTILAGE

>>13580810
>no small, weak monster girls to coerce into "dominating" me and stutter and flub their lines as they get taken out of their comfort zone

>>13580830
Kiss the Tummy

>>13580810
I'm a man of traditions; I prefer the big ones to dominate me and the small ones to dominate them.

>>13580830
>>13580842
STRIP THE FLESH

>>13580830
Tickle the Alp

>>13580846
SALT THE WOUND

>>13580830
SALT THE WOUND

>>13580830
Kiss the lips?

>>13580854
>LIGHT THE FUSE

>>13580854
>>13580851
>>13580846
Gasmask what the fuck are you doing here

>>13580810
I personally prefer to be the right hand man who is largely ignored at first but is slowly recognized as the person who is keeping the other side afloat.

I'm basically the infuriating pocket medic for a jinko/dragon waifu

>>13580843
>>13580810

I want to defeat high tier monsters in combat but still have them dom me. Double points if it's because I'm a caster and they're a big melee type.

>tfw you have to constantly hide your powerlevel from your dragon waifu
>tfw she finds out
>NO! I'm going to be your dragon slut and you're gonna like it!

>>13580825
Why would they put a muzzle break on a grenade launcher?
Also:
>Barrel starts right after the mag
Doesn't that sound a little off? Since the bolt pushes the bullet forward after sliding back from recoil?

>>13580830
CONDUCT The POOPTRAIN

>>13580843
>Convincing meek, weak monster girls into trying to be doms just to see how they go
I'm not even a subfag and I find this interesting.

>>13580720
It's her real form.

>>13580830
Cuddle the Lilim
Kiss the Lilim
Hold the Hands
Fuck the Thighs
How would a Lilim respond to being showered with love and affection?
Oh yeah, and while I'm on the topic of Lilims, I've been thinking. If they're called "Lilims" would that mean the Demon Lord's name is Lilith?

>>13580863
>more powerful than your MG
>still wants to be sub

Well, I can't really relate, but whatever floats your boat.

>>13580854
>>13580857
I'M GONNA PUT MY PAIN INTO YOUR SOUL

>>13580830
PULL THE STRING
PULL THE STRING

>>13580878
I'M THE CONDUCTOR OF THE POOP TRAIN!

>>13580871
>Doppelgangers can look like anyone
How would she respond to being told you only want to have sex with her as herself?

It's done.

>>13580830
What this guy >>13580834
Said. Waifu for laifu. With additional harem.

>>13580882
NIPPLE SALADS
NIPPLE SALADS
nipple salads.....
NIPPLE SALADS!

>>13580840
I might get banned for this one.
Which is sad, because it's only partially related.
http://i.imgur.com/JMAUhyF.jpg

>>13580875
It just makes my dick hard. I can't fully explain it.

Though I would justify it by being a glass cannon type while the waifu would have most of the physical strength. So even if I could drop her with a spell or some sort of stealth technique it wouldn't help in the bedroom where we're in close quarters and not trying to kill each other.

>>13580309
I care. Thanks a bunch.

>>13580863
For whatever reason this is making me think of a strong monstergirl with a fetish for being dominated. Specifically an Amazon who pins her husband to the bed and then begs him to tie her up, spank her, and call her a bad girl before fucking her all night long.
Her sisters think she's a serious deviant.

>>13580894
psychedelic g2 draws the best succubi.

>>13580892
I HAVE THE SHINIEST MEAT BICYCLE!

>>13580867
The bolt pushes the bulelt into the barrel, and after shooting, the extractor is sent back by the recoil, pulling the spent casing back with it and spitting it out before cucling a new round in. Don't see anything wrong with that since most grenade launchers and firearms in general work that way.

>Why would they put a muzzle break on a grenade launcher?
I asked myself the same question, but then I realized it's fucking Barret. Those hicks love slapping fancy muzzle breaks in everything they make. There's a first time for everything.

>Krieg ends up in MGE World
>Starts tearing through the upper eschalons of the monster heirarchy
>Hocks buzz axes into the face of every oppressive tyrant
>Half the monsters are terrified of him
>The other half experience a tidal wave in their panties at the sight of a 7-foot tall man built like a tank performing feats of utter dominance
>Entire legions of Amazons pledge themselves to him in the hope of siring his children
>All he ever talks about is 'the pretty lady'
>Everyone insists they're the pretty lady, but nobody has any proof

>>13580890
Fucking hell.

>>13580890
You got lucky Gunstar.

>>13580338
Semi insult
>"Wow ya rude cunt what was that for?"

>>13580842
>>13580846
>>13580851
>>13580854
>>13580857
>>13580869
>>13580878
>>13580882
>>13580892
>>13580903
And then suddenly Krieg.
How would he do in the monstergirl world?
Would he become some sort of Barbarian king?

>>13580890
10/10 would get punched in the face by

>>13580906
Yeah, we did that before we cooked up a character that's a mix of Krieg and a Stalker. He's Gasmask.

>>13580895
I guess that makes sense.

>>13580912
>>13580906
Huh, well that answers my question.

>>13580887
By losing her shapeshifting ability
Read the profile, nerd

>>13580863
I know that feel. I'd love to be dommed by someone far weaker than me. It just adds a whole extra level of sexy.

>>13580906
Would be Lizardmen, and Salamanders. That's not how MGE amazons work. They're like the one warrior race that's notable for not wanting/expecting their husbands to be fighters.

>>13580269
late reply, but I actually found the story on TMM. It's "Wicked Manticore" by Amanomiya:
http://www.themonstermultiverse.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=60&t=2175

>>13580890
Well shit, who the hell is that other OR?

>>13580912
He'd finally achieve his dream of winning Best Supporting Actor.

He'd also manage to ride a bicycle made exclusively out of human meat.

>>13580915
I don't care about threadcanon characters, and presumably a decent chunk of people feel the same way.

>>13580904
The barrel can't begin from behind the magazine since the bullet is pushed forward. It's no bullpup, which means it has a fairly short barrel for the job it has.

Muzzle breaks are meant to reduce recoil by rediverting expelled gas backwards at an angle. Normal grenade launchers have very little recoil due to how they launch. One could argue that it's needed since the rounds this thing fires are actually more akin to explosive bullets than grenades due to the casing.

>>13580875
>Implying my plan isn't to git gud so I can stay pure for the moment I submit myself to my waifu

>>13580935
Who knows.
Bottom line, I got a delivery. So yay.

>>13580903
I LOOKED INTO THE HEART OF DARKNESS, AND I ATE IT ALL!

>>13580906
That's not how amazonesses work

>>13580945
MAHAHAHA! MY MIND IS ON FIRE!

>>13580938
Who is your waifu? Would you tell her about it? I'm sure she'd appreciate it and shower you with lots of affection if she knew how hard you worked to meet her.

>>13580947
Oh yes it is.
Kreig has got that special perfume.
It's called "eau de blood of the weak mixed with sweat and gunpowder"

>>13580947
It is when we're talking about Krieg.
Dude's ripped as hell.

>>13580943
Yep.

Christ, you paid $70 for pic-related? Butter-T is expensive.

>>13580947
Who gives a shit?

>>13580951
STOP DYING AT ME!

>>13580960
How do you commission from Butter-T anyways? I want shit from him.

>>13580966
HOW CAN I SNAP YOUR NECK IF YOU DON'T HAVE ONE?!?

>>13580863
>after defeating your dragon waifu in combat you have to convince her to be a dom again
>Likewise she does her best to convince you that you were born to dom her
>each of you do your best to convince the other that you're naturally submissive and need to be dommed
>You walk in on her tied up and gagged and begging to fucked by you
>A few days later you cover your body in warm fudge and present yourself to her
>The day after that she wakes you up with a blowjob while wearing full maid cosplay
>You go all out by presenting your erection with a lacy pink tie and a humiliating position
>It seems to work until you wake up one day you wake up in bed alone
>You get up and walk to the kitchen where you find her sitting down with flushed cheeks
>The moment you're in her sight she darts at you and grabs onto your shirt by the hem
>"A-Anon?" She calls out meekly while desperately holding on tight
>You think it's just an act until you see the black arrow on the floor beside her chair

How do you react?

>>13580964
People who like the monster. People who hate certain threadcanon or inaccurate portrayals also coincidentally are big fans of that monster.

>>13580960
I paid about as much for that kunoichi one, too.
Still waiting on .less's waitlist for Pharaoh and Apophis as Shantae and Risky.

>>13580947
But anon, that's my fetish.

>>13580970
SHUT-SHUT-SHUT-SHUT UP!

>>13580971
I'll take the blushing dragon then.

>>13580971
So Cupid made her back into a Dom? Based as fuck

As for reaction, I sit there and let her make me her treasure, just as a Dragonslut should

>>13580976
I'LL SLICE OFF YOUR EYELIDS SO YOU CAN WATCH THE END!

>>13580971
Does this mean she'll dom now?

>>13580968
Contact him on Pixiv. Hope he gets back to you.
I'm still waiting on a sketch of something I asked for costing $180.

>>13580982
I know what I have become... I am the inside of this world... I taste the gore, and I smell the crying... AND I WANT MORE! I want to bathe in your flesh, I want to savor your fear. I wanna live inside a castle built of your agony, AND I WANT TO CRUMBLE IT WITH AN AXE TO YOUR CAROTID ARTERY!

>>13580972
So morons that can't deal with people liking a monster girl a different way than them?

>>13580953
Vampire, and I don't think I need to tell her. I have the sensation that monsters can feel when you're powerful.

>>13580971
>Not enjoying your sub dragon
The fire of hatred burns inside me.

>>13580971
If it means she'll dom again, then I'm happy. Thanks Cupid.

>>13580984
Does he speak English?

>>13580986
There is no me, there is no you! There is only the never ending spit and bile of combat! The twenty-four hour murder spree of shining metal! I drink the blood and eat the loot and breathe the numbers, because I! AM! A MONSTER! NOW AND FOREVER!

>>13580984
>$180.
>For a sketch
I'm sorry, fucking WHAT? You paid that much for a fucking doodle?

>>13580971
Jesus fuck, can't you just take turns?

>>13580996
Keep your chin up, SO I CAN SMASH IT WITH A HAMMER!! Oh, there's no time to cry... We have to squeeze the whimpers out of you like a smothered baby in the night... You won't make a noise now, will you, WILL YOU!! Stay quiet, OR YOU'RE DEAD! NOW AND FOREVER!!

>>13580990
>Not wanting a proud strong queen of the lizards

>>13580984
>$180
>Still haven't heard back
You dun gouf'd.
Captcha, ribs are not steak.

>>13580990
If I wanted a Lizard I would go for one

>>13580937
>The barrel can't begin from behind the magazine
I didn't say that. I said the barrel starts right after the magazine ends, which is in front of it.

Bullpups are naturally built with longer barrels than standard rifles. The barrel looks short on the XM109's barrel (~45 cm) is only a little bit shorter than the M82/M107 platform (~51 cm), which is designed to be a long range weapon.

Most modern grenade lauchers have way shorter barrels, the M203 (~30.5 cm), the M320 (~28 cm), and even the Mk.19 automatic grenade launchers have way shorter barrels.

The XM109 has a long barrel by both precision rifle and grenade launcher standards. Remember that it's supposed to be a long-range anti-material weapon. It has a muzzle break to reduce the recoil even further, because why the fuck not? Like I said, Barret felt like doing it, so go ask them.

>>13581001
I'm gonna kill you all, I'm gonna kill your friends and your family, I'm gonna track down your grandparents and turn them inside-out, nobody can stop the blood train that will turn your loved ones into a red splatter across the tracks of humanity!

Monster girls are people. Not a costume.

Not all manticores are evil, guro-loving sadists, not all, not all cyclops are meek, kuudere blacksmiths, and not all amazoness are gonna be into submissive, bishounen shotas.

>>13581002
She still is, just not when she's alone with me.

>>13581004
>implying you could get one

>>13580987
You could argue that people don't like the monstergirl at all, and just like something that sort of resembles them. Also, since when is something like bonnet tipping lizardman even really enjoying the monstergirl? It's such a stupid meme and so far removed from the actual character.

>>13581011
yes.

>>13581002
>Not just stabbing her with a golden arrow to regain her dom side.

>>13581011
Beating a dead horse bro.
Still, be easier to make a point with a story or art rather than just a tiny post like this.

>>13580139
Thanks RS, that was pretty sweet.

>>13581011
>not all amazoness are gonna be into submissive, bishounen
Fucking hell they told me being a sub bishounen rapebait was the key to getting any girl I wanted

>>13581010
SWING THE AXE AND DRINK THE HEALTH!!

>>13581025
Stereotypes and cliches are common for a reason anon. There are outliers, but stereotypes exist.

>>13581025
>being a sub bishounen rapebait
I think you're gonna do fine with the amazon people.

>>13581011
>not all amazoness are gonna be into submissive, bishounen shotas.

True, but since their culture is basically a reversal of gender roles and values they're going to look at a warrior man like most men see a warrior woman.

>>13581032
THERE'S NO FENCE ON THIS FENCE!!!

>>13581039
GRIND GRIND GRIND KILL KILL KILL

>>13581011
>guro-loving sadists

They've never been guro-loving. You won't get actual guro with a manticore. Christ. They're emotional sadists.

>>13581039
>>13581041
Bathe in the MEAT CHUNKS!

>>13581041
>>13581044
I'VE GOT A SPOT FOR YOU IN MY LIVER!
Shades of Kumiho.