/jp/ - Otaku Culture

real ones? the fat smelly ones which reek of old cheese?
or the lovable 2D ones?

no

　 |∴∵∵∵∵∴∴∵∵∵:／|
　　 |∴∵∵∵∵∴∴∵∵:／　｜
　　 |∴∵(･)∴∴(･)∵∴／ 　 　 |
　　 |∵∵／ ○＼∵∵／　　　　　|
　　 |∵/三　|　三|∵／　　 　 　 　 |
　　 |∵|　＿_|＿_ |／　　　　　　　　｜
　　 |∴|　　===／　　　　　　　　　　 |
　　 |∵ ＼＿／　　　　　　 　 　 　 　 |
　　 |:∴:∵:／　 ＿＿＿,--───--､|
　　 |:∴:／_,一´
　　 |:/／
　　 |/ ＿＿＿　　　　／⌒＼
　　 '＜＿)　　 ;￣￣￣~｀ー､ ＼-､
　　　　ヽ､＿__,､＿＿__,　　　 ＼ ＼＼-､
　　　　 　 　 　 (　　 ､ ＼　　 　 ＼ ＼＼＼
　　　　　　　　　 ＼＿)　 ＼_　　　 ＼ ＼＼＼
　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　＼_,　　　｀､ ｀､｀､ ＼
　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　 |　　　　　 　 　 　 ヽ
　　 　 　 ＿　　　 　 　 　 　 　/ 　　　　　　　　　　|
　　　　l´　｀l￣｀─--、　　 ／ノ　　　　　　　 　 　 |
　　　　｀ヽノ　 　 　 　 ￣￣　　　　　　　　　　　　　|
　　　　　　￣｀ー､_,　　　　　　　　　　　　　 　 　 　 |
　　　　　　　　　　　＼　　　　tanasinn　　　　 　 　 |
　　　　　　　　　　　　 ＼　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　|
　　　　　　　　　　　　　　｀ー､＿　　　　　　 　 　 　 |
　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　 ＼　　　　　　　　　|
　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　 　 　 　 ｀lー　　　　　　 |
　　　　　　　　　　 　 　 　 　 　 　 　 |　　　　　　　 |

>>1357017
Both of course

>>1357007
What game is that?

>>1357035
looks like pikmin from here

not played it in a while though

needs more tama

>>1357007

she has a nice looking ass

>>1357046
real life moe hnnnnnng

go to hell bitches.

>>1357021
She's missing something.

>>1357072
I don't think she's real

>>1357072
:3

>>1357083
Dont crush my dreams like that. ;_;

>>1357079
Oh u.

>>1357097
>!cDHwwwva1A

Now, I know for sure that you are a woman.

>>1357092
If you seclude yourself from society in order to code, eventually we'll all be able to live in a 2D world, and you can snuggle the fuck out of her.

DO IT FAGGOT

>>I don't think she's real

I KNOW she's not real

>>1357113
[citation needed]

>>1357115

hahaha ohh wow x'D

>>1357021
>no bra
I wouldn't wear one if I had tits as well.

People come in all shapes and sizes. Not all male otaku are disgusting overweight pedop.. oh wait.

>>1357123
I'd wear one - and forget about the tank top

>>1357123
I read that doing that can be painful, if you have large breasts.
I read it on the internet.

>>1357139
I'm not overweight and I've heard people claim I'm not disgusting (though I don't really see it...), but I fit any other negative male otaku stereotype.

You guys know nothing about breasts

I can tell you this much, if you knew what it was like, you'd damn sure wear a bra

>>1357149

O RLY!? I heard it from an actual female. Only because she kept bitching about having to wear one and how her tits kept getting in the way.

>>1357123
Better hope if you magically turn into a girl that your breasts aren't too big. Letting them hang out like that will cause back problems.

>>1357163
athens there is a girl here!

Protect us from their savage ways!

There's really no difference between 2d girls and 3d idols. The sad reality is that you're never going to get either of them.

>>1357163
Moobs dont count

>>1357163
Go away. You are not one of us.

>>1357165

>I overheard a girl talking to another girl when I was walking to the corner store to buy this week's supply of instant noodles at 4 am.

>>1357168
I'd prefer to be a DFC if I got turned into a woman. Then I'd just pose as a man since I already know how to be a man.

>>1357163
It's like your testicles are on your chest, except you can't sit on them.

>Female Otakus

>>1357200
This makes things so much easier

>>1357191

Where'd you get that from? She was one of those loud ugly girls in class, how you could NOT hear her would be amazing.

>>1357200
you'll have to have some pretty huge balls in order to be able to sit on them.

have you ever noticed how one nut tend to hang lower than the other?
I think it's pretty convenient because it makes it easier to sit down without either spreading your legs or crushing your nuts.

>>1357189
This guy is not our spokesperson.
No one is.

>>1357227
>have you ever noticed how one nut tend to hang lower than the other?

ew.

none of the guys i've been with have had that.

>>1357191
Who does their shopping at 4 AM?

>>1357231
>>1357234

WOMEN OFF THE PORT BOW!

>>1357240
>BOW
>athens !SysNpnp3nU

>>1357236
anyone who lives opposite a 24/hour Family Mart in NW Tokyo.

Just me then?

>>1357227
>>1357234
The left testicle hangs lower, it's a known fact.

Also, sage for attention whoring woman that claims to have boyfriends.

>>1357234
believe me

ask some random guys whether one of their balls hangs lower than the other one

in most cases you'll get a yes (assuming they're giving you an honest answer along with the slightly puzzled look)

>>1357240
Did you ever think >>1357234 could be gay?

>>1357234
slut

>>1357234
I have this.

>>1357254
>The left testicle hangs lower, it's a known fact.
actually it depends which trouser leg people put in first, which has the same variance as left-handedness

it also affects the inclination of the penis to lean left or right.

my left nut hangs slightly lower and my penis is slightly to the left

>>1357254
my right testicle hangs lower than my left

also; from wikipedia, because I don't have time to go through some real biology studies about this topic:

>In mammals with external testicles it is most common for one testis to hang lower than the other. It is estimated that in about 85% of men the lower hanging testicle is the Left (Owner's left) one[citation needed]. This is due to differences in the vascular anatomical structure on the right and left sides.

>>1357262
If he were gay he could just check his own balls.

>>1357240
So anyone who disagrees with your self-declared authority is a woman? I don't really care about your ridiculous misogyny, but this zero-authority dictatorship thing is beyond silly.

>>1357276
looks like i belong to the other 15% lol

>>1357297
I don't claim to have any authority. I just hate it when you women pretend you are like us in ronery threads. Stop doing that and I'll stop attacking you.

>>1357312
that makes two of us so far ITT.

even though this has been a good thread so far, I have to get to bed, and I think athens !SysNpnp3nU already made his impact by being in denial from his first post.

>>1357319
I'm really not a woman, brah. I'd like to be one, maybe.
This isn't even a ronery thread.

BAWWW no 3D girl will ever love me

BAWWWWWWW

>>1357374

That is a big sweatshirt, sir.

>>1357017
>real ones? the fat smelly ones which reek of old cheese?

Yaoi fangirls =/= Otaku females.

No such thing, it's easy as fuck for girls to make/enjoy having friends.

>>1357444
Agreed, I've heard from people that go to cons that the girls there are sluts.

>>1357374

OMFG. She is fucking cute!!!

>>1357374
I want more of her.

>>1357444
Otaku does not mean friendless.

>>1357374

*fap fap fap fap fap fap*

There is no being called female otaku. Fact. Maybe some gay porn fans and little boy fetish, but normally a woman cannot crasp the concept of extreme and obsessive interest, aside from childcare and the dominating need of various forms of security.

Prove me wrong.

>>1357537
True, but they're not true otakus..

They're just sluts who like Inuyasha and get on everyone's nerves.

>>1357573
I wipe my ass with your stupidity.

are there any girls ITT?

>>1357575
Bullshit. Otaku means nerd/geek/anorak. Fan. Obsessive fan of something. It can apply to either sex. How social one is is utterly irrelevant.

>>1357591
o/

>>1357276

Good thing my parents had me castrated. Enjoy your uneven testicles, fag.

>>1357591
Hmmmm, I wonder.

>>1357598
>Good thing

No. No. No. No it's not. It's not in any way shape or form. Fuck, you should sue them! Have them arrested for mutilating you!

>>1357594
did you watch otaku no video?

>>1357641
No, worth watching?

>>1357675
If you like Welcome to the nhk and REALLY wanna learn more about otakus , watch it.

>>1357007

I hate them, generally. Most of them are anti-social and tend to insult male otakus.


Well, my little sister is one

Any girls ITT in North Carolina? We could end the ronery

>>1357675
I'd highly recommend it.
If nothing else, it makes a good history lesson.

Makes me yearn for the old days, that's for sure.

>>1357779
have you hugged your loli imouto today?

>>1357779
>most of them are anti-social and tend to insult the [insert gender] otakus

I think I'm picking up some similarities on the sensors, cap'n.

>>imouto

Is this the new 'cool otaku' word to say now? Did you guys get tired of saying just Kawaii and Desu?

>>1357084
what is that?

>>1357779

lol why is she playing Battlefield 2?

With one finger on the keyboard, she's the kind of player you can score knife kills with.

Fangirls are more annoying then Fanboys, because the girls get some kind of elitist attitude.

>>1357843
and they have sex with many different men and do not know who fathers their children.

>>1357806
She's getting ready for school. So moe.

>>1357810

Most otaku girls are hikkikomori. And goddamn possesive. I took a manga without permission and she RAAAAAAGED and threw stationeries at me.

>>1357865
>Most otaku girls are hikkikomori
>I took a manga without permission and she
doesn't sound hikki to me

>>1357865
>She's getting ready for school. So moe.

How old is she and what are you going to do once she starts dating?

>>1357877

at her house. Not school.

>>1357843

she's only 7. And she can rack up alot of sniper kills.

What do the female otaku/hikikomoris think of Gackt?

fapping to your sister

post another pic to tip me over the edge

right now she's tongueing my balls

>>1357865
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iat8YxUp4N0

This hikikomori girl is cute, I want to hug her ;_;

>>1357891

you mean the Japanese counterpart of 30 seconds to mars? Emo band much?

>>1357895

Fuck you fag. I'll still post my cute sister.

>>1357899
Wow DCS would be all over their ass if this was in the US

>>1357806
She's getting ready for school. So moe.

>>1357810

Most otaku girls are hikkikomori. And goddamn possesive. I took a manga without permission and she RAAAAAAGED and threw stationeries at me.

>>1357912

>>1357912
DAWWWWWWWWWWWWW

I want to hug her so bad. What anime does she like?

Wait, what country is this ZUN tripfag from?

>>1357912
We need some evidence. Strip her naked, write "THIS IS FOR YOU, /jp/!" on her nude body, and take a picture of that. We might believe you then.

>>1357934
ZUM !3gy is from moonland I believe.

ZUN !bar is from somewhere.

>>1357912

Isn't as cute as

>>1357374

>>I want to fuck her so bad

>>1357950
I'm not a lolicon. I just think she's adorably cute. I curse my parents every day for not giving me an imouto.

Your sister is loev <3. And I mean this in a totally non sexual way.

>>1357943
yes but
>>1357374
is an adult

>>1357955
>loev <3

get out woman.

anyway, yes, ZUN's sister is really cute.

>>1357942
>ZUN !bar

Southern California, I believe.

>>1357899
That hikki girl is really cute. If she wanted to continue a NEET lifestyle I'd gladly give her a stipend and let her live in my basement in exchange for the privilege of access to her used underwear and clothing.

Is this the "post your imouto" thread?

She isn't otaku by any means, but she does enjoy watching anime with me.

>>1357974
The cat just makes it even more cute.

>>1357271
>The left testicle hangs lower, it's a known fact.
>actually it depends which trouser leg people put in first, which has the same variance as left-handedness

Wouldn't it make sense to just alternate day-by-day? That way you'd get more even balls.

>>1357374
The fuck. her hair

Is she standing upside down or something?

/jp/ - Penises

>>1357974
exif data says 2001 bro.

>>1357974
Fuuuuck, what I wouldn't give for a little sister now. How do you not fap to her?

>>1357983
It's not based on that. It's based on tissue inside the pelvis. The pants-leg thing is just another correlation that's been noticed with this.

>>1357999
6-ish appearance + 7 years time = 13, the ideal loli age?

>>1358008
>13, the ideal loli age?
No, that's an old whore. Lolis are best at 10 and 11. 12 and 13 is puberty time, and they start getting breasts/hormones. Not good.

>>1358015

sick fuck.... my bf jokes around a lot about things like that, but you are actually serious. ugh.

>>1358008
>the ideal loli age?

>>1357974
I was all, "D'awww, that looks like my cat."

Then I remembered he died since I left for college.

Fuck.

>>1358022
Oh god, just leave.

>>1358022
lol normalfag

>>1358033
why dont you?

>>1358046
That would require 50% of the board to leave.

>>1358046
I actually embrace the board's ideals, instead of calling the average /jp/ anon a "sick fuck".

can we please not be trolled and get back on topic?

>>1358022
>my bf jokes around a lot about things like that
Hate to break it to you, but your boyfriend's a pedophile, and wishes you were 10 years old. You might wanna dump him before he rapes a child and they come after you too for being his girlfriend.

>>1358055
Only 50%? You are quite the optimist.

>>1357974
HOLY SHIT NIPPLE SLIP FAP FAP FAP

Okay, back to Gackt. I'm not sure what you mean, Zoon-sama (Wakararanai anata ha)... What's a 30 second mars? Is this a new Gackt band?

>>1358083
I thought it was a rather conservative estimate myself.

So, back to posting 3D loli imoutos, come on /jp/. Not mine, it's an old one from /a/.

>>1358115

>>1358083
50% - pedos
5% - moralfags
10% - /s/ rejects
5% - /n/ mourners
10% - /trv/ regects
10% - futa faggots
10% - regular faggots

Yaoi fans unite!

>>exif data says

are you really _THAT_ bored?

>>1358157
All I have to do is click 'image properties', I'm on Opera you faggit.

>>1358115
Her eyes are so blue...so deliciously Aryan looking.

Yandere loli!

>>1358115

I think I'm going to be sick

>>1358142
/jp/

70% women.

Note to future self: In order to avoid janitor deletion, insert loli threads onto other, less popular threads (anything involving bishounen in any way)

>>1358179
including yourself

>>1358184
Yeah, I thought the cp thread was interesting too.

>>1358191
>>1358184
/jp/ - Janitors Playground

/jp/ and /c/ are full of pedophiles

PHYCOLOGY REASERCH GROUNDS!

>>1358204
>PHYCOLOGY REASERCH
lol

>>1358204
>PHYCOLOGY
Wow, just wow.

>>1358204
>phycology

oh?

/jp/ is the weeaboo of /b/ enough said

repost
from /jp/
>> Investment Banker and !Pedo1f9P/Y 09/03/08(Wed)06:57 No.1243855

>>1243836
>Why would you want to fuck them anyway?

I love underaged girls for many reasons and my age range is anything from 8 to 30 years old. The perfect loli age for me is around 10-12 years old. She still has no pubic hair or breasts but her overall body already has some sexy form.

Flat chests: I love their smooth bare chests with 2 cute little nipples. I like to gently squeeze their breast area so that it looks they do have breasts, then I suck their nipples, pretend breasts and all.

Bald hairless pre-pubescent vagina: God's gift to mankind. Unlike women's vaginas, little girls vaginas are completely hairless and look like beautiful flowers, not fish. My penis would usually be too big to insert into their vagina so I just place the head of my penis onto her vagina and make short and gentle thrusting motions. Alternatively, I like to just use her vagina hole to caress my penis up and down, from the base to the tip. The friction alone is enough to make me cum.

Her little mouth and little fingers: Like her vagina, a little girl's mouth is not enough to take the whole of my penis but they can take enough. The combination of her inexperienced mouth around the tip of my penis and her hands clutched around my shaft is heavenly.

Her carefree and innocent personality: Unlike a woman, a little girl is not bitter, jaded or cynical. Her desire for money hasn't come around yet so she only has one thing that motivates her: curiosity for the unknown. The look of a girl's face when she sees an erect penis for the first time is a mastercard moment.

And that's why I love little girl lolis.

>I mean, their hygiene must be awful.

i'm talking about girls aged in their low-teens. their hygiene isn't any worse or better than anyone else.

>>1358234
>The look of a girl's face when she sees an erect penis for the first time is a mastercard moment.

Now that's what I call good writing.

>>1358187
stop saying that.

>>1357899
Poor girl

>>1358142
>regects

>>1358179

>Otakus

>>1358142
really? I think of it a bit differently.

80% Touhoufags
10% ハロプレスレ
5% Genuine interest in Japan
5% Come here because the other boards suck hard...er

>>1358142
really? I think of it a bit differently.

80% Touhoufags
10% ハロプロスレ
5% Genuine interest in Japan
5% Come here because the other boards suck hard...er

>5% Come here because the other boards suck hard

this is me. however, sometimes the weaboo faggotry becomes too extreme and I go back to /co/

>>1358351
>5% Genuine interest in Japan
this whould fit me

>>5% Genuine interest in Japan

I just want Acchan to be mai waifu

>>1358351
>>80% Touhoufags

>>1358351
And 0.0000001% bisexual female pedos and moefags.
That would be me.

>>1358395
I fucking hate you

Oh hi.

>>1357191
Hahaha...

First time /jp/ has genuinely made me laugh in a while. Keep it up.

>>1358479
I don't see how people can like 3D. Come on.

>>1358496
They are trolling anyone who has witnessed anime or manga can never go back.

It is like being force fed shit all your life and then being given a steak dinner you never want to go back to the shit you were forced to eat before.

>>1357425
more of this chick

Oops. Finger slipped.

She's so fucking short in person.

>>1358479
welcome to Korea

>>1357123
That would be uncomfortable.

>>1357027
YOU MADE ME SPIT OUT MY DRINK ALL OVER MYSELF

If I were a hot chick with huge tits I wouldn't wear a bra and it wouldn't be uncomfortable because I'd be lying on my back all day squishing my huge breasts together and masturbating.

>>1361069
>>LIVE in USA

>>1361072

I love this post.

>>1358022
You must be new here

>>1361078
Any more MAGARE?

>>1357374

So is Athens a girl or not? I want to hit on athens...

[spoilers]DDDDDDDDDDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNN[/spoilers].

>>1361821
I think athens was beaten by both his mother and his sisters.

And his father is dead.

>>1361821
Athens... Girl?

>>1361839
It's pretty obvious athens is probably female herself.

>>1361853
What like one of those anti-semetic self hating jews?

>>1361860
I think it's more like a nigger who wants to be white

Where can I get moar of this realistic Konata?

>>1362508
photoshop + 3 minutes of your time

>>1358413
good thing that's sayaka and not acchan you tard.

:o

>>1363450
The words "ur a faget" have never been as true as they are right now.