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That you have shit taste.

Depends, do you want a nice or a honest answer?

That we have similar tastes.

>>13576974
I would like both.

>>13576976
Nice answer: It makes you a good person.

Honest answer: >>13576972

>>13576969
you like dicks

>>13576969
every character in Touhou is unique and full of personality and life, you chose Marisa because you are like her, you are easy going and very spontaneous, or you might be overweight and want to be just like your favourite character because, diffrences tend to attract each other.
I'm not Freud from /a/ but he definetely told me 100% truth why I chose to love Ran. Hopefully I was somewhat right.

>>13576969
You're shy and want a nice out going girl to help you come out of your shell.

Patchouli is my favorite Touhou. What does that say about me personally?

>>13577036
That you have shit taste.

>>13577036
fat, smelly, likes to browse deviantart and reddit

>>13577056
None of the above

Reimu is my favorite Touhou. What does that say about me personally

>>13577097
That you have shit taste.

>>13577101
>>13577043
take it easy

Alice is my favorite, what does that say about me?

>>13577203
That you have shit taste.

I really like Hina. Am I fucked?

>>13577043
>>13577101
>>13577213
>>13576972

All touhous are good and this meme wont bring the jay pee back to life

>>13577224
You must be very good at spinning her in bed, like one time bare back, one time in missionary, constantly swapping each 3 thrusts.
I really like Ran-shama, what does it say about me?

>>13577246
You probably have a Oedipus complex.

Marisa a cute.

A cute!

>>13577252
No, I love my Ran-shmama the most in the world but I w-wouldn't do that!

Well, if you think about it, there are two kinds of fictional characters that we like - those whose flaws we can empathise with, and those whose strengths we admire. In other words, those with traits we embody and those with traits we'd like to embody.

Ultimately, you have to ask yourself what draws you to a certain character, because different people like the same characters for different reasons.

I find comoj a fun and somewhat accurate personality test because of the huge number of 2hus.

Though in the end we all still have shit taste.

>>13577334
I am the personification of Chen, the similarities to Chen's personality and mine are so matching it's scary.

>>13577036
You like rap and aren't gloomy?

>>13577351

>>13577224

>>13576969
Hello my beautiful /jp/ anon,

I saw you have the best taste for favoriting Marisa and figured I would try writing you. I can not disrespect a 東方, especially Marisa. It's not in me. I'm a gentleman. Quite honestly, It sure surprised me to see your kinds on here. I just have a hard time seeing someone who could easilly be a model for every /jp/sies. I'm not trying to give you a line, you really are astoundingly beautiful to me. It would be a pleasure and a priviledge getting to know you. I'd love to find out if you are as beautiful inside as you are out.

Hope to hear from you soon.

>>13577203
Well, I like Alice as well. I would say that your a shy individual who prefers to be alone instead of letting yourself being the center of attention. This is why you don't have many friends but, the ones that you do have you would cherish them for eternity.

>>13577224
Yes, because as soon as you get near her you'll get swarmed by misfortune and probably die next day.

>>13577393
no, he can stay
>>13577406
you seem like a cool and carying person

>>13577203
it means you win the 1 million euro prize money.

>>13577446
DOLL FUCK YEAH

>>13577340
How so?

11th poll results when

>>13577462
I'm intelligent, nihilistic and with a wicked sense of humor just like her.

>>13577462
I am extremely apologetic when I do something wrong, just like Chen who doesn't want to upset her Ran-shama, I love being around cats to no end, I like to play playful pranks on people and mischievous is the first thing, but the other is friend. I am extremely honest and I always speak my mind. I love my family more than my life and would sacrifice myself just like Chen would for Ran(even tho I don't listen to my Ran-shmama very often) or Yukari. I like to be carefree and I sleep way too much (but I work).
Blue and green have been my favorite colors since I was a kid. I am often not a very bright person but I have my moments, and I love to surprise. I don't like when there's many people around me as often I get too distracted over them, for example at work I'm more likely to make mistakes when working with someone, instead of just being by myself. There are also many other similarities that I don't really want to speak about.

>>13577506
I didn't say that but still true.

Aya is my favorite 2hu. What does that say about be personally?

>>13577531
You just like to observe and be passive at any times, you do not like to fight but still can defend yourself if you have to. You love to have sense of superiority over someone, however you don't mean it in bad way, you still love/like them a lot.

>>13577550
That's actually weirdly resonant with how I feel.

Thanks.

>>13577566
it's time to defeat Aya, have fun defeating Chen

>>13577531
You have shit taste.

>>13577566
For you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9JahaN05XZw

komachi is my wife, what does it mean?
someone once told me it's only because she has big boobs and I got really upset about it, and I've never masturbated to the reams and reams of porn

>>13576969
Seiga Kaku is my favorite Touhou. What does that say about me?

>>13577550
Isn't this just something that many people can relate to, something out of a horoscope "personality" page

>>13577620
Since she is lazy, but capable you as her oposite would like to motivate her a bit, you like to be active in any sense of it, it doesn't necessairly mean working out, but you like to do things and be creative. You might be either a cheerfull person that compensates for her gloomy talks, but you might aswell enjoy discussing disturbing things, you might be a regular on /b/ (sorry if I insulted you with this last one)

>>13577624
You're a dork

>>13577627
yes anon, many people can relate to said character because there is only this much (7 or 8 I think?) personality types

>>13577611
I'm actually learning The Youkai Mountain for guitar based on this guy's rendition.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fDqSZNYERag

It's a great piece of music.

>>13577649
I wanted a profile from the chenman, not this nerd.

>>13577659
bishamonten has some great picks of Touhou doujin music like https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VBrbA3U4OdE
>>13577624
>>13577666
You feel like you need a leader in your life, you can't get yourself together and just like Seiga you would like to have things your way. You love to be independent of anyone.

>>13577712
And to add to it, that desire to be independent and wanting a leader, turns that need to have a leader into the need of being a leader.

>>13577646
pretty much the opposite of every one of those points
I just wanna lay around and not go to work and drink & play video games and stuff with someone who won't "anon stop being so grim" at me

before working I was kinda like you said, but after I got a horrible job I realized a lot of things about myself, and that my wife was not who I thought it was.
which sounds really shitty and felt really shitty for a looong time. I went through a lot of mental and emotional turmoil over feeling like I was changing waifus after 9 years, but I've largely come to terms with it

>>13577022
People who like Ran are generally closet furries who also wish to be penetrated by 9 dicks at once.

Sakuya is my favorite Touhou. What does that say about me personally?

>>13577712
>>13577723
You're either a good reader of people, or you're good at using the Barnum effect.

>>13577765
It might be the first one

My favorite touhou is Parsee Mizuhashi. What does that say about my personality?

>>13577762
You are a collected person, but you have some dirty desire and / or secret on the side, and no one knows what it might be. I can't say much and there is no point in saying bullshit, because I don't know a lot about Sakuya.

>>13577795
It says that I want to have sex with you.

>>13577027
No no, you've got it all wrong. I don't want to come out of my shell, I want to let Marisa into it.
Then we can be alone together forever.

>>13576969
Marisa is cute, so it must mean you're cute!

>>13577744
maware maware faggot

>>13577819
Can't argue with that

I want Chen guy to analyze me too!
>>13577036

>>13577841
I do to.

>>13577841
I'll anal-yze you, dude!

>>13577876

Suika is my favorite Touhou.
What does this say about my personality?

>>13577942
I'm not bullying, dude, I'm offering!

>>13577841
You are a very gentle person, you like your peace and quiet, also you've got good sense of yukkuri.
You like to learn about your favourite topic and your favourite type of girl is a shy, quiet one.

>>13577945
Something is telling me that you've seen too much as you were little, now you tend to enjoy to love and enjoy cute things. You would like to enjoy everything else as much as they do.

>>13577795
Everyone knows that you are talking behind our back, but we still talk to you, because that's cute when you are desperately trying not to show it, but you still do.

>>13578082
You are right except that my favourite type of girl is not a shy one. I picture Patchouli more as an aloof girl than shy.

Yuyuko's my favorite Touhou, what does it say about me?

>>13578082
Chen guy can you analyze me too

>>13579078
You are a selfish person and you don't like when others borrow your things, others might see you as fat slob but in reality you have everything planned out well, that in the end of the day works for your favor.

>>13579124
yes, I basicly did that by
>>13577524
m-maybe we can be friends?

Chen guy is awesome!

>>13579153
maybe we could, but I doubt you want to deal with me since I fuck things up a lot

>>13579162
that's what friends are for, to pull you up when you fall

>>13579172
I haven't had many good friends ever then it seems

>>13579177
Just watch this when you're down, I made this to remind myself how important family is to me, and how much I relate to the Yakumos in that matter https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zm-Vkzm1jcg

Yuuka is my favorite Touhou, what does that say about me?

I never really thought too much on why but I have a feeling that part of it has to do with the fact that I am not an smart man and wish I was physically strong enough to make up for my intellectual shortcomings.

>>13579194
family bonds aren't really strong here, I feel no connection to anybody in my family except my mother because they're all assholes but her

that's a very nice video, by the way

>>13579205
You are a very impulsive person, you might have ADHD (no offense here), you might regret your actions for sometime and are apologetic, you would rather be alone at any times and you find peace of mind, unlike others who simply enjoy, when you do things you like.

>>13579265
Sounds just about right, except for the ADHD.


>>13579222
Don't forget that you have a great deal of loyalty and probably find it uncomfortable to lie.

>>13579265
do you have a skype or something? You seem like a nice person to talk to

>>13579228
you have your Ran-shmama too, and I bet she does great job supporting you in any sense, but remember you need to show your affection back.

>>13579339
I love to talk with people, you can add me on steam it's http://steamcommunity.com/id/ChenChillout/
I don't play any games on there, there is some fps but I played it a couple of times ages ago and that's it, just if you want to talk trough chat on steam for now.

>>13579371
>poland

Do me do me!

>>13579379
Yukari-sama gapped us into the wrong country, I'm sorry.

>>13579379
Where it says you are from and where you are actually from are two different locations. You can set it to anywhere, if I recall.

>>13579391
You think you are the smartest person around while you might be right, often you are off, people think your sense of insight might be creepy. Some of that tho is making people follow you, because they find you interesting and mysterious. You have an aura about you but I can't tell if it's good or bad.

>>13579458
You have an aura about you but I can't tell if it's good or bad.
What does that even mean, I also like Alice and both rabbits.

>>13579116

>>13579624
Having an aura, is being characteristic, having a presence, and be noticeable, I said all that, however I can't tell if you are all that in a good way, or a bad way.

>>13579732
oh darn

My favourite character is Hong Meiling, what does this say about me?

Aya is my favorite Touhou. What does that say about me personally?

>>13579929
You enjoy active foreign girls yet appreciate having a sense of family. Also you're into sideways vagina.

Do me! Do me!

My favorite Touhou character is Shikieki and I hate kikes because of their shameless exploitation of the Holohoax, which they blew out of proportion thanks to the falsified reports that they forged in many of the post-war kangaroo courts. It has been over 60 years ago, yet you're still using it as an excuse to get a free pass on EVERYTHING: the insane manipulation of media, the lobbying, the atrocities you're committing against the Palestinians in the lands you STOLE thanks to your Jew friends in the United Kingdom.
Everyone knows what you're doing and you've been doing in these 50 years, the only reason this spiral of silence still exists today is because you'd be called a Nazi, an anti-semite, you'de be ostracized from society.
Can you imagine a Kurd terrorist being excused because 90 years ago the Ottomans attempted to kill his people? It would be inexcusable, but then again Jews have their friends in Hollywood who love to line their pockets by tugging at goyim's heartstrings.
I'm fucking sick and tired of your slimeball tactics. If you really have the support of people in the western hemisphere then are you still wasting no effort to influence and manipulate public opinione, kikes?

Okuu is my favorite Touhou. What does that say about me personally?

>>13580263
You are Homer Simpson.

>>13580227
You're someone who appreciates classy things,aristocratic and tea parties.You tend to be too focused on image though and never actually get anything much accomplished.

Maybe that's ok, though ?

>>13580261
Get your political racist shit out of my touhou thread. Shiki deserves better fans than you.

>>13580293
Found the kike!

>>13580293
It's a tradition post on /jp/, please lurk moar "onegai".

>>13580293
>He believes in racism

>>13579929
You are a talented person but you tend to be lazy, it gets you enemies because people might be sometimes jealous of it, when you are diligently doing your thing no one has a problem, and more to it, people adore with what passion you can do it.

>>13580043
Ayayay
>>13577531
>>13577550

>>13580227
You could be to one like a loving brother or sister, that would like to make him follow you trough your charismatic character.

>>13580263
You might be a very smart person that wants to protect something that's lost compared to him, or you might the the lost person who needs to be protected. Either way because you can be helplessly lost at times, you don't know how to get out of trouble, you take drastic methods to achieve your goal.

>>13580043
That you are like me!

>>13580488
Aya fan master race

>>13580350
You were almost right, I am not lazy.

>>13580839
I haven't said you were but that you tend have these days when you just want to relax and not give a damn.

Goodnight thread, signing out for now.
Let me leave you with this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WrP20H6qpHc

Letty is my favorite Touhou. What does that say about me personally?

>>13581057
That you are a fucking hipster...that loves the winter.

>>13580293
Get lost loser

Sakuya is my favorite what does that say about me?

>>13581436
You like working class bitches that still manage to be classy despite being from the working class. You probably think knives are cool too.

>>13581436
You like knives, black and listen to screamo.

>>13577550
That's pretty close. Interesting.

>>13580488
>>13580559
Ayafans best fans. Appropriate for the best Touhou to have the best following!

>>13581436
seconding this, give it to me dr. chen

>>13580293

>>13581459
>the cool one not the gay one

Dare I ask which one is the cool one and which is the gay?

>>13581459
Is there one for other 2hus? One for Mokou would be fitting.

>>13577524
Not only secondary, but also autistic.

>>13583988
That's great, I'm happy. How is your day?

I'm starting to see how beautiful Satori is. What am I like?

>>13576969
It says you should fuck off back to facebook, underageb&.

>>13584451
It means you like big black nigger dick.

>>13584451
>Satori
>beautiful
I'm quoting you, dipshit.

I literally can not pin down a single character as a favorite, it always ends up with me liking groups of them equally.

>>13584503
>he thinks Satori isn't perfection incarnate.
Boo!

Tenshi is my favorite Touhou and also my waifu. I love absolutely everything about her.

What does that say about me?

>>13584803
You are Canadian

>>13584764
Congratulations! You're perfectly normal and you aren't one of those faggots that wants to make fictional characters their wife like >>13584803 even though I really like Tenshi too.

>>13584791
im loving this dank as HELL reaction image anon, fukken saved

Mokou is my favorite.

Psychoanalyze me, nerds.

>>13584813
What does Tenshi have to do with Canada?

>>13584947
You are a turbo edgelord.

>>13584947
You're a psychopath with a long history of violence.

>>13584947
You only talk whenever it is necessary to do so, you prefer to live your life in solitude although you don't mind social life. You have a good control of your temper, but it easily gets lenient with someone who you are close with. You get along nicely with a well-composed person.

You feel indifferent towards your wealth, but at the same time you feel competitive towards high and mighty individual who has abundant amount of wealth, especially the one who often relies on their retainers.

>>13585201
Isn't that every introvert ever?

>>13584909
I wouldn't mind having a 2hu as a wife though

Suwako is my favorite.

What now?

>>13577022
Talk me about your mother anon

secondary thread

>>13585776
>he likes 2hu for anything but the porn
IS THIS NIGGER SERIOUS????
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

>>13585776
>>13585805
Go back to /v/, please.

>>13585820
gb2smcd

>>13585820

>>13585708
Your favorite color is green, you are very capable of doing pranks on people, and you can accept that someone is better than you. You might not be very physically active, but you find enjoyment in doing something else at your home, that doesn't necessarily require a lot of stamina but brains.

>>13584947
You are the type of person that has gone trough a lot, some of it was for the best, some of it was not. However in the end of the day you feel satisfied with it, that makes you a great friend.
When it comes down to loving someone, you would rather stray away from that person because you don't want cope with the pain of losing them.

>>13584803
You think that you are the navel of the world, or in contrast to your idol, you might be someone who lacks self confidence and idolizes her for all she is that you are not.
You do not give a damn about anything around you, and what's worst you don't even realize it.
To become like this you might have been around wrong people for some time aka. ''friends'' that simply used you, and one time you simply had enough, so then you decided to care only about yourself.

>>13585730
How can I ''talk me''(you)

>>13587002
>>13585854
>>13585805
the edge is here

>>13584927
Don't FREAKing swear!!!

>>13589721
get fucked shitlord

>>13584909
get a load of this faggot, he doesn't have a waifu

>>13592645
Funny Reimu face

>>13592650
got some spare change mate?

>>13592645

I used to be a faget like you but then i took an arrow in the knee

I like Yuuka. Now tell me how awful a person I am.

>>13580227
You have a 18cm penis.

>>13576969
It says you like http://dec.2chan.net/55/res/4891062.htm

Do me.

>>13601176
Did futaba always have image replies...?

>>13601267
You are a very nice person, however your kindness lets other people use you giving nothing in return. As much you are trying to cope with it, it's getting harder but you still go on and that's what attracts people to you as well or even more.

>>13601267
This is a nice piece for you to listen by the way.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6O9BOpuL_tQ

>>13603247
Nice try, but you're far from it. I have schizoid personality disorder and ADHD, traumatized as a child, I'm cold and depressed when outside of animu/2hu.

>>13603252
It's what I was listening at the moment, not even joking

>>13601176
>still up

>>13600512
Either I'm being ignored or there's nothing for me. Either way I'm gonna go cry now, thanks /jp/.

>>13603313
We know how much you like it, being enough of a total shithole M to like Yuuka. Go whack off to her or something.

>>13603277
Yes, but you might have had some suicidal thoughts sometimes, but still you haven't given up and that's what I basically said. There are or rather were many people who were in similar position as yourself, so as you can guess you are stronger than them. Despite myself assuming all that, answer me one question, who would ever like anyone that love or like, or even barely know in person (assuming they don't hate them)?

>>13603313
This is for you anon, I will write your description shortly
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6zSEPQBskJA

Hong is my favorite Touhou. What does that say about me personally?

>>13603391
I just finished reading that NTR doujin involving Tewi.

>>13603391
I've been re-reading the question for 10 minutes and I still can't understand the meaning of it (not good with English I guess), isn't there a word/part missing ?

Ran's my favorite 2hu. Analyze me.

>>13600512
You just want love and care, and you like to give it back as much if not more. You like, or rather try to speak eloquently with people. You might be an airhead sometimes but you have your head on your neck meaning, and you are not easy to fool. You generally don't like people, because over the years you've been kept down by them, you eventually learned that they must earn your trust, that's also why you're so keen on being around animals and which is why you like Ran.

>>13605024
was meant to quote
>>13603975
And as for Yuuka person, you might be edgy to the max sometimes, but you try to fight it. Eventually as you learn every day, you are becoming a better person, you still have your ideologies and ways of going around with things, and that makes people think that you are creepy to some degree. You like to prey on others who are weaker than you, but you are just like a school bully that when he got his ass kicked once by the person he bullied, he calmed down and reflected a bit on his actions.

>>13603945
Would you like someone you love or like to die? That was the question but the answer is obvious.

>>13605070
It guess I wouldn't, but sadly, there are no one I like enough to feel really sad. The closest "real" person I have are just few old friends from high school that I talk to on Skype and I don't trust them neither, so I would just get on and forget them. I can't feel good emotions from reality anymore.

Hey Chen guy, do me if you come by again?

>>13606762
I'd do you.

She is my favourite Touhou. What does that say about me personally?

>>13611542
Not bad but you should buy the whole pack.

Bumpy reminder that Marisa is really delicious.

Hina has been my favorite ever since I first discovered touhou

Most of these analyses are much like horoscopes, written in a way where most people can think they've felt like the description at some time and vague enough to ring a bell as long as it's close enough. When you write an analysis to a specific person or small group of people (such as people who like the same character, shared interest does equal similar thinking) they are instantly more likely to believe what is written and relate to the text more. This is also how and why horoscopes work. Sorry if I'm being a buzzkill.
You don't have to do me, I already know I'm an underachieving wasted potential who threw away their life in favour of taking it easy and because I have slight regret for doing so I need some form of escapism to keep my mind busy. I prefer treating the few people I am in close contact with very well, but generally act cold although never impolite towards people I'm not close with.
As are many others in here, it applies to many introverts.

>>13615379
You're not exactly being a buzzkill, I already knew it was going to be a generalized thing. I don't see myself in what was said at all.

>>13615379
SPOILER: Everyone here already knew that; we're not stupid. Take your condescension and choke on it.

>>13584791
Epic! XD

>>13592645
These aren't reaction images, you fucking /a/v/ crossie.

>>13615642
Why do you want to be lied to?

>>13615767
We didn't care, we were just having fun. Kinda like doing a test for you favorite 2hu, like someone mentiooned at the,start, you already know something like the top ten results but you do it anyway.

>>13584791
Epic.

Suika is my favourite touhou, what is my horoscope?

>>13616911
>>13615379

I love all touhous!!

>>13617236
congrats you're a slut

>>13603514
You're secretly gay for Jet Li

If Kokoro is my favorite touhou what does that say about me personally?

>>13619940
You're afraid of emotions
Your ideal girlfriend is a child with autism

I just wanted to post cute Yakumos

Yuka used to be my favorite by far but now I'm a little uncertain. I've been liking Sanae more and more though, at this point probably most out of all the playable characters.

>>13603514
You're an ally of Justice and you want to protect the innocent from the forces of Evil!

Used to be pretty big on Sanae because of her mecha fan attitude.

Nowadays I'm a Reisen man all the ways.

These are my favorite 2hus. What does that say about me?

ZUN is my favourite Touhou, what does this say about me?

>>13619981
Sounds about right.

>>13620271
You're a guy that enjoys doing whatever you do and doesn't mind when when people take your things and claim them as their own.
PS. You should see a doctor for that liver problem.

>>13620111
>utsuho
Shit.

It's better to put your touhous into groups than just using a top ten list. Five groups is the ideal, with each group significanly higher than the one before. The best 4 is nowhere near the worst 5, and so on.

There aren't many changes I'd make to this, so it's ok to post as is. I may make an updated version at some point. Genji is not a 1/5 touhou, for example.

>>13621623
Why do you not like Yamame?

>>13621623
That's far too precise, it's almost like treating the characters like commodities, I only sort 15 or so characters I really like, about the same amount I dislike. The rest I'm mostly indifferent to.

Benny is my favorite Touhou. What does that say about me personally?

Reimu is my favorite Touhou. What does that say about my personality?

>>13621790
You're boring.

>>13621747
You're a large man.

>>13621656
She is literally the worst touhou. I can't even think of anyone else who could be on her level. Sure, other youkai like her, but she's still a giant man-eating spider. I guess you could call her the funny fat chick of the underground, but that's being way, way, way too generous. She's just bad-bad. Probably the only touhou I'm actively repulsed by.

>>13621720
Characters have value because of their rank. They don't lose value by being ranked.
You either like something, don't like it, or don't care. At most, you can really like or really dislike. More than that is stupid. Even people who use ten point scales still speak in ranges, which proves its uselessness. Five is ideal since it provides the greatest significance in difference.

i tried ordering the top 14, and it's pretty tough. The top seven are set in stone, but the next five are too hard to place. The bottom two are probably set.

1. Kaguya
2. Remilia
3. Sumireko
4. Mamizou
5. Sanae
6. Alice
7. Nazrin

8. Patchouli
9. Marisa
10. Kanako
11. Suwako
12. Tewi

13. Satori
14. Hatate

I need something better to do right now.

>>13621795
For you.

>>13621798
Yamame a CUTE

I like Marisa too

>>13622886
Woah, what is she doing?

>>13622886
whats with the yogurt

>>13584791
My replies to this keep getting deleted, but this cancerous post doesn't. That's interesting.

Who moderates us now, I wonder?

>>13622923
I think we all know who's responsible for this.

>>13622886
>futa
What a shame

>>13621790
You are everything that Yukari likes and is curious about.

>>13622947
Indeed. Why must these homos disgrace my Touhous?

>>13580415
My favorite is also Okuu and anon

you have peered right into my soul

that was eerie good