/jp/ - Otaku Culture

FIRST FOR KUUDERE BEST DERE

>>13570181
Third for Chubby wurm daughteru belly tickles.

>>13570181
god damn it op

>>13570184
I want to cuddle with a kuudere Anubis.

God damn, Cupid is giving me the biggest vanillaboners.

>>13570184
>You'll never be lazing around in your room during the full moon.
>You'll never suddenly get hit with your Cupid Class president's confession arrow.
>You'll never feel the love she's felt for you ever since first grade flow through every inch of your body, filling you with warmth.
>She'll never climb through the window in a camo version of her usual clothing and then close the window and shut the blinds.
>She'll never pin you down and put her furiously blushing face close to yours.
>You'll never get to see her glasses fog up because she's breathing so heavily
>She'll never strip and then strip you down.
>She'll never pull the covers over the two of you and grab your hands with hers.
>She'll never slowly and gently penetrate herself on your dick before pressing her lips against yours and shoving her tongue into your mouth.
>Her hips will never thrust against yours rapidly and ferociously, milking shot after shot out of you for hours and hours.
>She'll never finally collapse on top of you after a long time, breaking the kiss and letting you see your serious and cold Class President's face in an ahegao with her tongue lolling out.
>She'll never pull you into a hug and whisper about how much she loves you into your ear as the two of you fall asleep in each other's embrace.
I'm still mad about this, Kuudere is so fucking godlike.

>>13570181
OP kill yourself and do so now

>>13570166
Isn't she being like, over protective and yandere and shit? Kinda read like she was debating the black arrow to divert him from her daughter.

>>13570169
That's next level social awkwardness for a happily married woman. Why not just smile and hand the couple some home baked cookies and a love arrow. On a plate. It's the right kind of "I can't really into subtle."

>>13570193
I can easily see Cupids being one of my new favorite MGs now.

>>13570181
At least there's a subject this time.

>>13570196
>Black Arrow
>Diverting
If anything it'd make him go after her harder.

>>13570181
>only the drama-free pastebin
you've got my seal of approval.

>>13570196
That's just their quirk m8. Why do you think they have to shoot the ones they confess? You might as well ask why a Wurm is being simple minded or a Dragon is being stubbornly proud.

>>13570192
>>13570197
Guys, I think its obvious what's happening here, a lot of us have been hit with cupid arrows. It explains why they're so fucking perfect holy shit.

Mice are ______.

Damn, last thread died right when we were getting comfy cupid stories.

>>13570202
Literally all you need, as the other links are in the pastebin.

Aren't you forgetting something, OP?

>>13570206
For ratburgers.

>>13570202
Yep. It's all I ever include when I make the threads. People are pretty salty about it though. Poor guys.

>>13570206
Inferior to pussy pussy

>>13570200
Naw it just makes you fall for the first girl. She could do it when her own daughter isn't around and he's fall head over heels for the first chick to see and flirt with him.

>>13564972

The biker Anubis is still in Laska. Manticore was just an addition to show Laska's terror and how daddy-o done goofed.

>>13570214
I could have sworn it just made those who didn't value love or put if off suddenly become overcome with loneliness and yearning. They'd seek it out desperately, but that doesn't mean they'll overlook those that are close to them already.

Eros wouldn't be happy with a cockblocking Cupid. I'm sure. Black is reserved for loners and prudes.

>>13570210
I hate how the OPs rarely have an image pertaining to recent stuff.

That shit irritates me.

>>13570206
Breedable.

>>13570215
>Heart is heavier than her pantsu

Well, this is fucking embarassing.

What are you doing slacking off soldier?
Back to work!

>>13570215
Well. That's good then.

Out-right removing an Anubis in favor of a Manticore? It's not like I dislike Manticores even, but that's just total haram.

>>13570217
OP has to be a faggot, it's the law.

>>13570214
>>13570216
Yeah, all it does is make you feel lonely as shit and gets rid of all the bullshit tsundereness or whatever is blocking you from confessing to the person you love. If he loves her then he'll confess to her and only her.

>>13570181
Please treat your tiny monster girl nicely.

>>13570230
The fiend

>>13570230
Always did, always will, sir.

>>13570223
>Delicious brown kuudere love freaks
Wonderful, just what I needed.
Another Waifu.
My laifu is so ruined, you don't even know.
I'll still take responsibility though.

>>13570206
Pests

>>13570230
Thanks, I JUST noticed this.

http://i.imgur.com/zIxxrMQ.png

So someone here is acquainted with MGE fanfics in moonrunes IIRC? Do they have prevalent fanon/threadcanon of their own?

I'd like to hear about it. Especially if there's anything regarding their treatment of Mana and Mamono Mana.

>>13570210
LiliCupid please.

>>13570216
No, it just drains all the love from you, and through its loss you come to value it. Like a kind of, "you only realize what you have once it's gone" sort of thing. It' used on the haughty and dull yeah, but you could drain the love from any one. And when you're despairing, balling your eyes out, do you really think the first girl to show you some sympathy wouldn't be enough? It's not like Eros or her agents care WHO gets loved. Jut that love gets passed around freely.

I'd be impressed if you had the kind of one-track willpower to pass by every other woman for the one you like when she isn't right before you.

>>13570235
It's okay. MG husbandos are rarely expected to do much other than fuck, with a few exceptions.

>>13570238
That's part of the dress, you perv. Fairy is an all-female race.

>>13570206
test subjects

>>13570230
Shes gonna get taken home and taken care of.

I want to but my baby batter in Miia baby maker

>>13570241

inb4 Cupid is threadcanon'd into the NTR angel.

>>13570258
>NTR angels who brainwash
Could be worse.

"I am but a poor Argonian maid."

>>13570258
No, Eros is the shit one.

What happens if a Cupid hits the White Knight Lizard Girl? I mean, those girls constantly "Reveal their true feelings", but are so white knighty they scare off human boys who just want a strong capable waifu.

>>13570258
That's why you ALWAYS disregard threadcanon.

Threadcanon is cancer.

>>13570258
>Not having faith in Eros, the goddess of love

Fucking heretic.

Congrats boy, it turns out there was a powerful wizard in your bloodline and have accidentally developed a contract with a monstergirl familiar. Choose one of these six kuudere warriors for victory.

>Sahuagin Lancer: She excels at underwater combat, but can just as well throw her lance from the shore's edge with frightening accuracy. She's very direct and will rape you whenever she wants to show her love. She's gentle at night, and will cuddle you after each session without letting go.

>Cupid Archer: She's a deadshot who can pick off targets from nearly two kilometers with less than an inch of deviation. She's terribly timid and will never initiate any physical contact on her own. However, she constantly leaves behind proof of her love for you wherever you go.

>Mantis Saber: Her blades spin and dance beautifully faster than you can see them: She's the most needy of all the kuudere warriors and will constantly turn away from battle in favor of cuddling with you. She reacts with tiny smiles of satisfaction when you openly show your desire for her body.

>Lich Caster: Her boundary is completely impenetrable to all but the strongest, and she uses this to her advantage by refusing to let you leave except when she accompanies you. Her skeleton servants are equally kuudere. She sometimes stays up at night watching you sleep while playing with herself.

>Kunoichi Assassin: Her stealth is of the highest degree, not even the archer can detect her as she silently sneaks up. She develops an instant stutter and turns red whenever in your line of sight, and will always choose to serenade you from the darkness. She enjoys using the cover of night to pleasure your body in any way she can.

>Gnome Berserker: Her strength can level mountains and she can enter a state of rage that multiplies this before returning to her regular kuu self. She never asks for your affection, but becomes mopey and sulky when you go long without complimenting or indulging in her body. Loves headpats.

>>13570275
>following Eros
Pleb.

>>13570268
I mean it wouldn't be very hard to twist her.

>uses the black arrow on some man who had feelings for some girl
>appears before him in his time of need
>NTRshit happens

>>13570265
That's as bad as you can get. Only one who would have it worse is mantis.

>>13570277
Lich. Almost no question. Some of those are pretty nice though.

>>13570277
Damn it, Cupid and Kunoichi are super tempting

Reminder.

>>13570275
>following any goddess other than HEALTH

>>13570268
I'll put it this way. If you think Eros is shit, then pretty much all the gods in just about every setting ever is shit.

They're like a parent that will tell you "because I said so." It's not fair, but that's life sometimes.

At least she's not the Chief God.

>>13570277
>Cupid or Lich
Fug. Lich. And then we raise the Cupid and cuddle her.

>>13570280
>Only one who would have it worse is mantis
Not really. The only reason we even joke about her eating her mate is because it triggers that one anon.

>>13570277
>That naming convention
They're not going to have to kill each other are they?

And where's Rider?

>>13570290
>I'll put it this way. If you think Eros is shit, then pretty much all the gods in just about every setting ever is shit.
Except that's fucking wrong.

>>13568769
Pretty fine, I'll look forward to where it goes.

For some reason though, the 'monsters must hate the female form' route got to pester me over time, even though being fair enough in case of a dragon (and that one for sure since she hasn't been transformed already somehow(?) and spent her life as a lizard).
Guess at these times I'm just pricked by a flashback of those autists back on forums exploding in rage at the very idea of monsters being sluttified.

>>13570277
[x] delicious brown

>>13570293
I reached 1999 characters. I can't go any farther unless I put it in another post.

>>13570277
Sahuagin or Kunoichi

>>13570289
Ammy and Hathor are best goddesses.

>>13570277
>No kuudere Dullahan cavalier option
Mildly disappointed.

Meh, I'll take my Mantis bladedancer

>>13570293
Rider would most likely be a dullahan.

>>13570297
Except it isn't for nearly every fleshed out deity sans messiah archetypes.

>>13570277
>She's terribly timid and will never initiate any physical contact on her own. However, she constantly leaves behind proof of her love for you wherever you go.
This
I will make sure to NTR her with human, creepy crawly or other shit mg

>>13570310
Scum

>>13570310
>creepy crawly
>shit
Fuck you, oomukade is olev

>>13570310
Like you'd get the chance. Enjoy your "love letter" arrow hitting you as soon as you choose her.

>>13570319
But if he doesn't like her, the arrows are useless.

Unless of course, you folks were lying about the brainwashing...

>>13570310
>creepy crawly
>shit

You a shit.

Just a heads up though. She's got 'arrows of lead'. She can NTR your NTR.

Do you want your Caterpillar waifu to turn into a Butterfly? Or is she beautiful as she is?

>>13570277
Cupid, hands down.

>>13570277
>Mantis Saber
>Lich Caster
>Both Kuudere
Both tempting, very, very tempting...
>Sometimes stays up at night watching you sleep while playing with herself.
VERY tempting...
>Will constantly turn away from battle in favor of cuddling with you.
But in the end, Mantis Saber wins it.

>>13570324
Absolutely disgusting.

>>13570277
Fuck, it's a tough choice between the Kunoichi and Cupid, but I'm gonna go with the Kunoichi.

>>13570321
Gold arrow won't do shit if he doesn't like her, but the black arrow might do something.
Also it's not brainwashing, and more akin to influencing.

>>13570323
The arrow isn't meant for NTR, it's meant for overly haughty people an ect. It's pointless when you already have someone.

>>13570305
Set was here, Hathor is loser

>>13570321
I wasn't in that discussion, but I think her own arrow works differently from her regular love ones, since in a MGE setting you probably wouldn't have encountered her much, if at all before. It's not like they would be going around like a regular MG when they directly serve a goddess to deliver love.

>>13570345
Ammy was here, Set is a shit lover who only thinks about herself in bed.

>>13570345
>>13570354
Set should go wash the damn dishes if she knows what's good for her.
And Ammy should be cleaning the table. So says Ra

>>13570343
>Also it's not brainwashing, and more akin to influencing.

A rather unconvincing argument.

>>13570343

Good boyim, i'ts not brainwashing it's "influencing".

>>13570329
>Out on the road with your kuudere Mantis bodyguard/waifu
>Transporting some valuable goods because merchantry OP as fuck
>Some brigands jump out of the bushes
>Pull out knives & demand your cargo
>There's a whirl of green
>Your mantis is in between the men, blades extended and a look of murder in her eyes
>The men explode into a shower of sliced limbs, guts, & blood
>Mantis strolls back over to the cart & takes her place next to you
>She snuggles in close to you, sighing contently
>There's still splatters of gore on her face

>>13570359
>>13570343
STOP

WE ALREADY DID THIS SHIT YESTERDAY

>>13570359
>>13570351
I see it as influence or coercion, but not brainwashing. At least because imagery that brainwashing invokes isn't accurate. You won't be a drooling tard or fanatic. Just yourself if you had the courage to confess.

Yeah, we get it. It's still bad/evil/whatever. But its portrayal is important.

>>13570324
I want her to stay the way she is! They're a lot more interesting as caterpillars! and thanks for giving me a chance to upload this again
http://i.imgur.com/mk0fQP5.jpg

>>13570362
>>There's still splatters of gore on her face
Good thing blood's my fetish.

>>13570365
>coercion
That really doesn't fit.

>>13570357
Ra can't do shit. Needs Set's help to defeat Apep. Set is superior.

>>13570324
I miss Moth-chan.

>>13570363
Fucking this.

We gotta blow this hotdog stand, and ignore the autists shitting their diapers over supposed brainwashing.

>>13570365
I suppose that's fair.

>>13570363
Sir, your caps-lock seems to active, please notify the IT department.

>>13570206
for nyanon
hi mausmolester

>>13570374
Yes, pay no attention to the man behind the curtain.

>>13570369
Influence then.

>>13570277
>choose
>all kuuderes
WHAT IS THIS FOUL GAME?!

Thinking it over really, really hard though, guess Sahuagin would be filtered out as her rape habit is a deal breaker for kuu persona for me, and I don't like their design.
And yeah, Mantis, Cupid and Kunoichi just MIGHT be a tiny bit ahead the other two. Choosing any further though, I refuse.

>>13570206
alright as long as they don't chew holes in the walls of my house and eat my food

>>13570383
Yeah. It's more akin to caffeine or something in that it influences you but you're still yourself.

Praise Set! Mother of Anubis'! Goddess of the Desert, Disorder and Violence! And Queen of Blowjobs!

>>13570388
Set go to bed. Your delicous midriff won't temp me

>Tfw you have no Centaur daughteru whose tail you braid each day for her before she heads off to school.

>>13570388
Fivesome between you, Ammy, Set, Ra, and Hathor.
How wrecked is your pelvis and how competitive with Set is Ra?

>>13570388
Her head looks a little small.

>>13570365
That's fair enough. I was just poking fun at the NTRfaggot anyway, I don't actually care about the specifics of this whole thing.

>>13570388
>Queen of Blowjobs!
Your blowjobs are terrible!

>>13570277
Lets go! Bersakah!

Heart pupils

>>13570376
Hi anon, how are the kids?

>>13570397
Lies and slander! She defeated the great Sekhmet in a blowjob duel! Flawlessly!

http://i.imgur.com/DZ9c2LL.jpg

>>13570410
Set is a dirty slut that has taken many dicks in her lifetime.

>>13570410
One of the few times "Turgid" would be fitting.

>>13570410
Those penises are clearly fake! They must be balloons filled with water or something! No penis looks like that!

>>13570414
Considering she's immortal, that's quite the lifetime. Who knows how many lovers she's had, how many she's lost?

>>13570414
Well of course, she's a MILF. How did you think Anubis' are made?

>>13570414
Gross, who would want seconds that sloppy?

>>13570362
Well, guess I'll just have to tenderly wash her clean when next we have the opportunity to bathe.

I want to let a tiny Wurm swim in a bowl of melted chocolate like it's a lake and watch her eat the whole thing.

>>13570420
Sloppy seconds anon would.

>>13570420
A devout worshiper of Set.

>>13570403
pretty good, molest any more mice?

>>13570418
Can't she just get/make an Incubus? It's kinda shitty for her to disregard her previous lovers for new dick to blow.

>>13570425
Bet that guys eats out of a trash can too.

>>13570359
>"I'm sorry. I just don't feel the same way you do for me." You extend your hand as a sign of friendship to the cupid sitting uncomfortably in front of you
>"I see.." She looks slightly saddened, which is the most emotion you've seen her show in the ten years you've known her
>"Ok..." Without another word she gets up and leaves. You're overcome with relief knowing that she didn't take it too hard.
>Less than half an hour later you're resting on your bed with a laptop opened to the human boy thread for some shitposting fun
>Your window shatters and you're suddenly pierced by a terrible pain.
>You look down and swear you see a black arrow which suddenly vanishes, the pain likewise disappears before something new sets in.
>Despair. The terrible feeling climbs into your mind and settles like a stone blocking all other thoughts
>You want to touch someone. You want someone to play with you and tell you that you're important to them
>There are tears in your eyes as you struggle off your bed and to your door. The act pushes you to the limit of your emotional boundary.
>You let out a rather unmanly sob followed by several more cries. Your hands are shaking as the realization sets in that you turned down the only person who cared about you
>Despair turns to panic as you race down the stairs and out your living room. Rationality dissolves into a singular need to find her
>When you find her you'll throw yourself at her feet and beg for her to forgive you. You'll grovel and give up your pride if it means that she'll just promise not to abandon you.
>"Yo." You make it out your doorway and meet face to face as she stands expectantly in your parking lot. Your hands are open before you can think about it and you launch yourself into her arms.
>You don't remember what you said, but you clearly hear her words. "Don't worry Anon. I could never hate you." As you cry into her arms. She holds you with such care that her softness lulls you to sleep. This is where you belong.

>>13570430
Only the one's next to an otaku's computer.

>>13570362
You didn't plan on making that deal look bad with this, right? 'Cos it all it did was the opposite.

>>13570429
What are you talking about? People move on all the time - it's called life.

>>13570354
Why would you want a filthy, wild animal for a goddess?
She's gonna pee all over the carpet.

>>13570390
Good, braiding hair is annoying as fuck.

>>13570433
I actually like that face more than normal kuu Mantis

>>13570431

>>13570420
Cucks

>>13570431
>being this much of a wimp
kek.

>>13570434
>What are you talking about? People move on all the time - it's called life.
Normalfag pls.
This is the fuckingforeternity thread.

>>13570428
You know it.

>>13570433
I'm afraid.

>>13570414
I want Set to bully my dick with her paws!

http://i.imgur.com/YNeVixb.jpg

>>13570424
I want to let a tiny Wurm man a boat in the bathtub and use her tail as a propeller!

>After they basically raped you, all of your Khornate Kikimoras are now pregnant
>A couple of them look like they're ready to pop at any moment
>Normally they wake you up at 6 in the morning on the dot, but today you awoke on your own at about 9:30
>Concerned, you searched around for them and found noises coming from the basement
>You walk down the stairs and find that they'd managed to build a fenced in fighting pit
>In the pit are two Kikimoras you don't recognize, and they both look terrified
>They also both have their hands duct taped into a grip on a knife so that they can't let it go
>One of them is dressed like a police officer
>Oh Jesus please be a costume
>"The Master has finally come!" you hear, and as you look to your left, you see a badge and a belt, with a gun in its holster, sitting on a chair
>Oh fuck it's not a costume
>What have you girls done?
>"Master, it's been too long, we can't offer you blood right now so we found more followers for you who could"
>They're really proud of themselves, it seems
>When did they find time for all of this? Wait, when was the last time you were even down here?
>It doesn't matter, you need to stop this right now
>You shout at them and demand they stop that fight
>It seems they misunderstand, they expect you to pick one of the two in the cage to name as your new champion

>>13570442
>kek
The funny thing about that word is that it's supposed to be pronounced as "cake"

Sorry I'm a bit late, but here is Mega-Holst round 3!
Previously: http://pastebin.com/7w8A2d7H

>You lean back on your bed after completing your purchase
>Mei's eyes follow you, save for the tiniest hint of a smile, her expression is neutral
>"So..." you say
>"Do you mind if we talk a bit? I mean, I don't really know much about you."
>The Holst's face darkens, but she remains silent
>Hastily, you add, "You don't have to answer anything you don't want to of course."
>Mei nods.
>"I will answer master's questions."
>You don't really know how to approach the situation; you'd fully expected her to remain silent
>Asking her question after question just seems too prying and formal, like an interview
>Intimidating the sensitive Holst is the last thing you want to do
>Still, you have to say something.
>Maybe you're overthinking it.
>"First thing's first I guess. Why were you in that alley?"
>"Hiding."
>"From who?"
>"Bad master."
>Not unexpected.
>You were very glad that Mei was responding to your slightly awkward questions, by the look on her face, it was taking a lot of bravery
>"Who is 'Bad master'?"
>You were doing your best to keep your tone even and friendly, you had always been either monotone or way too over-expressive.
>"Bad master is Bad master... My old master."
>At those last two words, Mei looks at you; her faraway gaze is full of hope and longing
>You can't help but think about the fact that she has grown to trust you so soon
>"Okay, but where does 'Bad master' live? He doesn't know where you are, right?"
>Mei thinks for a moment and shakes her head
>"No, Master. I was in the alley for almost a week... I think. He never found me there."
>"Well that's good. I assume you don't want to go back to wherever he is."
>She shakes her head fervently.
>You weren't sure why this relieved you so much, but you went with it
>"Do you mind telling me what happened with Bad master? Only if you want to, of course."
>Mei nods again

>>13570431
God, I hate these meddling cunts.

>>13570433
oh god my dick

>>13570450
>The police officer is in the worst shape, so you attend to her first
>She's been stabbed twice but it doesn't really seem to register
>She's kind of in a haze
>Two of your Kikimoras drag the other one away and they're gone before you can stop them
>Once you're finished treating the worst of the police officer's wounds, your Kikimoras surround you and end up crowding you out, forming a tight, layered circle around her
>"The Master has chosen you" they tell her
>"M-Master?"
>"Yes, our Master. Your Master"
>"M-my Master? Master... Master!"
>Are they all this susceptible to influence? Holy shit
>You're sure you'll be going to jail, so you trudge off to get ready for the police to kick down your door
>A few hours later your Kikimoras are back and acting like nothing happened
>They won't answer any questions
>This goes on for three days, and on the fourth day the police officer Kikimora shows back up... with all of her stuff in bags
>They hold a celebration to welcome "the new follower of the blood god"
>She's decided to keep her job as a police officer, claiming she can use it as a cover to "better find initiates to present to the Master"
>This better not become a regular thing

>>13570388
Set's Weekend Anubian Barbeques are a treat.

>>13570450
>I missed a part

FUCK. You got a pastebin somewhere?

>>13570431
>>Despair. The terrible feeling climbs into your mind and settles like a stone blocking all other thoughts
>>You want to touch someone. You want someone to play with you and tell you that you're important to them
>>There are tears in your eyes as you struggle off your bed and to your door. The act pushes you to the limit of your emotional boundary.
So you turn into average 4chan/r9k poster?

>>13570431
This is wonderful.

>>13570431
Thanks you, my want to stab myself with the black arrow and lock myself in room worsen.

>>13570448
That's not Set. That's Anubis.
Learn what Set Looks like.

>>13570451
Thanks trivia-anon, you always come through.

>>13570452
>Mega-Holst round 3!
Fuck yes.

>>13570462
Yeah. It gives you >tfw no gf

>>13570438
She only makes that one for her beloved husband when thinking of lewd things with him, and only when he looks away.
Why you think they suppress their smiles so desperately? They're like that.

>>13570459
I really should start, I'll dig it out of the archives and throw it up in a little bit.

>>13570431
That's it, I shall destroy Eros, and all she stands for.

>>13570466
Anubis doesn't have two bushy tails, dat tongue, those teeth, or those sinister eyes.

>>13570458
I want to go to one of those barbeques and hit on one of her Anubis daughters! Telling her about the things I could do to her paws!

>>13570433
That is both terrifying & arousing at the same time.
I don't know how it happened, but I have recently developed a bit of a fetish for swordplay in the bed.

>>13570454
>>13570446
There's one thing that image misses tho, Druellification.

>>13570433
Now we need two grinning, psychotic Mantis twins.

>>13570482
The barbeques are invite only, and you get an invite by dating or marrying one of her Anubis Daughters.

Though it stands to reason that one might be able to get an invite, and come mingle with the single girls there, if you expressed your interest in doing so to the right people.

>>13570459
http://pastebin.com/NqWMETmi

There you go.

>>13570465
Man, what a perfect kind of insanity for healing.

>>13570485
But anon, that would be way to scary.

>>13570481
Set doesn't have bushy tails either, or any of those either.
She looks much more like Anubis than Set.
If you want a Set monster girl you're gonna have to base it around the 'Set animal'

>>13570496
>*too

>>13570493
Thank you!

>>13570497
Here:

>In ancient Egyptian art, the Set animal, or sha, is a chimerical beast, the totemic animal of the god Set. Because Set was identified with the Greek Typhon, the animal is also commonly known as the Typhonian animal or Typhonic beast.

>In art, Set was mostly depicted as a mysterious and unknown creature, referred to by Egyptologists as the Set animal or Typhonic beast, with a curved snout, square ears, forked tail, and canine body, or sometimes as a human with only the head of the Set animal.

>>13570503
I'm just happy someone's interested in it, thanks for reading, man.

>>13570511
Not that guy, but I really like it and I hate most of the shit people write here.

It has the perfect mix of innovation and eroticism that catches my attention.

>>13570431
See? How is this brainwashing? He always loved her he just didn't know it. It's not like the black arrow changed anything, it's still him making the decisions.

Sarcasm

>>13570436
>Filthy wild animal
Only in bed, minus the filthy.

>mfw Seafoam still writes.

>>13570206
You ever held a mouse in your hand and had it chill out? Their kinda like that.
>>13570223
I kinda like how he added more gods to the mythos.
>>13570277
Gnome beserker, level the city, win.
>>13570317
These centipedes don't have nearly enough leg for me.
>>13570324
Not allowing someone to grow for your own selfish reasons will only make you un-happy.
>>13570362
>Sloppy kills
I'm so turned off.
>>13570363
This is what we have done every day since roughly December two years ago.
These threads can only continue if the common swill have something to bicker over.
>>13570388
>Improper canines.
>May have cut those teeth herself.
maybe?
>>13570390
I'd rather give her some space. A nice, grassy plain maybe.
>>13570402
Thank perversion.
>>13570431
Choosing such an easy prey is the mark of a shitty hunter.
>>13570450
>Kikimoras
>Rape.
Kind of defeats the point.
>>13570496
Same cat, Twice the faggot.
Congratulations.

>>13570511
>Warhammer
>Blood
>Kikimoras

It's literally my favorite things all put together.

>>13570522
Go back to your own pantheon, Ammy!

>>13570431
Lovely happy ends.

>>13570522
I want to become a Champion of Amaterasu.

>>13570431
>someone already doing black arrow manipulation

Now we just need an NTR version :^)

>>13570531
>literally forced
You have a strange concept of "happy".

>>13570523
Well shit, welcome back again, Sloth.

>>13570523
Man, and I feel bad when I reply to two or three at a time. But I'm glad Seafoam is writing still too. That Mantis story was real good, and now the Nightmare is pretty cool.

>>13570516
>>13570524
I think up new scenarios in the shower and then come here and post them, so it makes me really happy to know that there are people who actually enjoy my shower ramblings.
I'll keep posting these as long as I can keep coming up with new ideas of what to do with it.

>>13570523
Well well, look who descended from mount faggot.

>>13570523
YO IS THAT YOU SLOTH?

shieet nigga where the fuck you been

>>13570431
So if that's one arrow
What if you get shot with two of 'em?

>>13570457
>>13570450
Demonic Energy can change reality so that monsters adapt to the wishes of their partner, but also adapt their partner to the withes of the monster girl, right?

Does that means that if the kikis start believeng that their master is actually Khorne and they get more kikis to believe so, he will actually start becoming the Blood God?

Kinda like the 'Clap ya hands if ya believe' think the orks have going.

>>13570554
You enter a comatose state that can only be removed by the saliva of a loved one when they kiss you deeply.

>>13570562
Yes. I like this idea. I like it a lot.

>>13570543
>>13570553
>>13570547
Was caught up in school, but I have time to write now so I should have something out in a week or so.
It's about cow tits.
>>13570552
You know sloths only come down from a tree to take a shit right?

>>13570526
Ammy's been drawn with Hathor and Ra, she has every right to be here.
>>13570533
The sunbros will always welcome new members with open arms.

>You will never have a cool Cupid senpai whom you visit at her archery club after school
>You will never watch as she is able to shoot within the 2nd ring of the target, but never the bullseye
>She tries everyday to get better but can't seem to hit the target right
>Come Valentine's Day, to show your admiration for her, you made a small box of strawberry shortcake biscuits for her
>That day, you don't show up to her club, since you already used up your self-imposed "One count per day" by giving her said desserts
>While you were absent, she managed to hit the center of her target
>Focusing on it, as though it were your heart

>>13570566
So an oldy comes back.

>>13570569
You posted this in the last thread faggot, think something new.

>>13570223
The more KC writes, the more MGE seems to turn into a nightmare.

Or it always was, and we simply gained more insight.

>>13570523
>Sloth lives

Yes.

Yeti Lamias

>>13570554
Depression-induced suicide. It's used by them when all else failed, so no one would get the man if she couldn't.
God I hate threadcanon bastardization.

>>13570523
>that kind of posting
Well. Fag.

>>13570557
>Combining Khorne-powers with Ork-belief

whoa there I don't think the multiverse is ready for these power levels.

>>13570577
I'm sorry. Aren't they called Ferrets?

>>13570566
>You know sloths only come down from a tree to take a shit right

I still like my version better. In any case, welcome back...You faggot.

>>13570452
>"Bad master didn't need me anymore, so I left."
>"Go on..."
>You edge a little closer to Mei as her bottom lip trembles a little
>"B-bad master was very mean. He would always yell at me for being different from my sisters."
>"Were you born with Bad master?"
>Mei shook her head
>"Bad master took me away from my old home when Papa couldn't pay for it."
>What a scumbag
>"He always kept me away from my sisters. They weren't my sisters though. I never had any sisters. They were mean too. Sometimes Bad master would leave me locked up for weeks on a machine so he wouldn't have to milk me. It was always too small. The last time, I was stuck for much longer. I knew he forgot me there. I was hungry. I was scared. I was so scared Master... I just... decided to leave, eventually. I didn't want to die..."
>You gently wrap your arm around Mei's shoulder as she lets out a sob
>Your heart was tearing itself apart in your chest
>The Holst snuggles up to you as you gently pat her head
>It is taking a lot of effort to hold yourself up; her strength is almost overwhelming, even when she's just leaning up against you
>"It's okay, Mei... I'm- I'm here to protect you now."
>The Holst sobs louder and throws her arms around you, pulling you into a tight embrace
>You gasp as Mei's powerful grip drives the breath from your lungs
>"H-hey... I can't breathe..."
>She loosens her grip slightly, but pulls you into her lap and cradles you there
>This unexpected action makes you blush; she's holding you almost as if you were an infant
>You were the one who was supposed to be comforting her, right?
>It's not like you minded though.
>Whatever made her more comfortable
>Eventually, her crying fades
>You wait patiently, slowly stroking and fondling her ears to help her calm down
>"You okay?"
>Mei takes a deep breath and nods
>"I'm glad. I know this was hard for you. Thank you for sharing it with me. It means a lot."
>She smiles weakly at your encouragement and squeezes you a little tighter

>>13570573
I...thought i did in the middle of people bickering earlier.
I'll try harder next time.

>>13570577
Yeti Dragons

>>13570574
>Or it always was

I would think so. With all the rape and stuff.

>>13570402

I'd pluck her with an arrow, if you know what I mean... because she's pretty and all... and when I say 'arrow' I actually mean my... err...

I WANNA FUCK A CUPID.

>>13570557
I've toyed with that idea, but to me the idea largely loses steam if he gets into it too, because then they're not doing crazy shit that makes him uncomfortable or fearful anymore and are instead doing stuff he'd consider normal and then that's kind of the end, you know?

>>13570580
More like combining Khorne-belief with Ork-powers, but still pretty scary for kikimoras.

>>13570584
That moment when I'd willingly donate money to an SPCMG group...or whatever the MG equivalent to the humane society would be.

>>13570590
Point taken.

>>13570584
That's kawaii as fuck.

>>13570592
That's cool.
It took trillions of Elves Eldar fucking at the same time to poop the Fallen God Slaanesh into existence. I doubt he will get into it with only a handful of kikimoras believing it.

>>13570535
>Cupid falls in love with a married man
>she stalks his waifu until she comes into crowded place
>cupid uses dark arrow
>waifu forgets about her husband and fucks the nearest man
>cupid gets photos and sends it to husbando
>just as planned.kpg

>>13570605
Well, NTR love is still love.

Thanks Erosbama.

>>13570605
If the monster is married she would just race home to her husband.
Stop trying to push NTR, asshole.

>>13570605
Why couldn't she just black arrow the married man?

>>13570535
>>13570605
>>13570609
Reminder to not do what I'm doing right now (i.e. replying), and ignore shitposters like these.

>>13570614
Does it really matter who she shoots?

>>13570605
But that's not how it works you colossal mongloid.

>>13570616
>shitposters
You're adorable.

>>13570613
Yeah, people have been trying to push it more and more. A shame. Oh well. Just report and ignore.

>>13570617
Yes, NTRing the husband is just going to cause him unnecessary grief, he might not even be capable of love after that

>>13570605
I'm pretty sure if a servant of Eros did that, she would be cursed to never be loved again, like everyone else.

>>13570625
Hmm, didn't think of that.

I want NTRfags to go and stay the fuck gone.
I'm still salty about when they tried to ruin my story.

>>13570574
Matter of interpretation. Some see it as a waifu-filled paradise where everyone is being liberated from an oppressive lifestyle, others see it as a dystopia where smiles get painted on your soul.

Just be careful when KC decides to read up on what the silly gaijin have been saying again.

>>13570617
If we're going with how it's supposed to work? No, because it wouldn't break up married couples.

Otherwise >>13570625

>>13570629
>Spoiler
Elaborate?

>>13570605
>>waifu forgets about her husband and fucks the nearest man

That ain't how it works nigga.

>>13570629
I don't think anyone is actually fapping to NTR here. They're just using it for memes.

>>13570497
We all take liberties. She's wolfish, has two tails, and her ears are more squared off than Anubis'. Good enough for me.

>>13570482
If you want to attend you have to bring a dish of your own.

>>13570630
Oh yeah, wouldn't want to get another "nah man, you gajins just don't get it", and maybe I don't.

Of course, I would argue that he doesn't understand/respect the concept of individuality, but that I digress.

>>13570625
She has healing fetish and to heal a man you need to break him first

>>13570629
>ruin my story.
wut story?

>>13570431
Alternative Ending!

>After getting hit by the arrow you rush to find the one girl you knew you were meant to be with
>The desire saturates your being as you vault over your couch and through the door
>"Yo." Your cupid friend is standing right in front of you with her arms open waiting to receive you
>"See ya later!" You push her with such force that she hits her head on the hard ceramic floor.
>Why did she look so shocked? Couldn't she see you were suffering and needed help?
>Your feet carry you down the street and straight to her house. You need her so badly to hold you that your entire body starts to shake.
>Her door gives way and you rush down the dilapidated interior to her room.
>"W-Who's the-!" Your oomukade senpai gives a terrified yelp as your arms nearly crush her tiny waist.
>You're on your knees rubbing your face against her smooth midriff. Her face is red, but her hands are already patting your head trying to calm you down.
>"A-Anon? What's wrong?" Her voice is so sweet that you do your best to explain your epiphany. She goes from red to a blood scarlet hearing your confession of love.
>Next thing you know she's holding you against her breasts. Their warmth fills your heart with peace as she kisses your forehead and promises to stay with you
>"I always thought you didn't like me, but I-I've always had a crush on you too Anon!" Your mind flies off to such distant heights of elation at these words that you start crying again, this time out of happiness.
>She takes off her sweatshirt and skirt nervously. Her arms do their best to cover her nakedness as she asks. "Do you still like me despite my body?"
>You can't hold back. The longing in your heart forces you to push her down and take her right then and there without delay.
>As you fuck the virginity out of her something odd happens.
>You swear that you hear the sound of someone crying, but the two of you are literally permeating happiness this instant.
>Oh well, it doesn't matter.

>>13570629
>letting others change how your story goes
You have no one to blame but yourself.

>>13570583
>>13570579
It's called write-fag for a reason.
>You scream into the radio.
>"FUUUUUCKKKKK YOOUUUU!"
>Your superiors thought a small expedition force would suffice for an uncivilized world who's ecosystem appeared to contain no predators.
>Naturally you felt is was your job to vocalize your criticisms in the most elegant manner possible.
>"FUUUUUUCKKKKK THIS SHIT!!!"
>Bullets didn't work, explosives didn't work, and nude-brawling was definitely a no-go(Thanks Perkins). In the end, you just decided to throw your gun at it and run.
>God you could still hear their screams echo though your head, but really what choice did you have? That thing was invincible.
>You trip on the surrounding foliage. Sending yourself flying into the mud.
>This too would not go without comment.
>"GAHHHHHHHHH!!!"
>You scream in the mud, rain pouring down heavy, exhausted.
>"JUST KILL ME!"
>The jungle fell silent.
>Wrong choice of words?
>Suddenly your forced to the ground and a wave of mud practically suffocates you.
>You struggle up for air, but quickly forced down again by strange appendages.
>It's here.
>The beast stands at least twice as tall as you do, tentacles ensnaring you, ensuring that you can't escape while she sharpens her talons.
>It's form is disgusting, like something out of a bad sci-fi horror movie, purple radiating skin, breathing flaps casually expelling gas, soft curves...
>Wait a tick did this thing look...Womanly?

>>13570650
>Dem Wraith hips
I have the most confused boner right now

>>13570647
See, I don't think the arrows are so deliberate. Maybe if they had a mechanic that directed their enchantment towards some one specifically. Otherwise the first true ending is more likely. Cause she's just the first you see.

>>13570647
It's finally here!

>>13570650
Xenomorph/abomination stories are the best.

>>13570647
>brainwashed to love creepy crawly
He better kill himself

>>13570629
Didn't you plan your story to go NTR, and vanillafags ruined it? The one with a dragon girl from the last thread. Or you're someone else?

>>13570650
Why did they even give that thing a womans lower body anyways? It still looks hideous.

Cupid art when?

>>13570661
Because it's a girl

>>13570661
Someone here would put his thing in there, you know there is.

>>13570662
Soon, .Less is cooking something up.

>>13570643
>spoiler

My theory is that for all the talk of mindbreak, etc, etc. It's actually just a meta issue. The attack on your free will is usually (not always admittedly) a meta one.

It's sort of like reading a second person story and thinking to yourself.

>But I would never react / do that!

KC is a railroading GM and MGE is his campaign.

>"She's so seductive that she convinces you."
>"Bullshit."
>"No really, just go with it. I don't know what would actually convince you, but she said the right thing at the right time."
>"KC. That sounds like brainwash."
>"No it's not! She's got a high charisma score, look!"

>>13570662
Needs lewds first. Or something simple like licking her lips with heart pupils
Or lewd involving an arrow

>>13570668
Perfect 20s, amirite?

>>13570668
I had shitty DMs before, but I think a session with KC would end in violence.

>>13570668
Nice conflating GMing with storytelling you got going there.

>>13570584
>"Master is so nice..."
>"You deserve so much more than that, Mei. I'm gonna make sure you're okay. You can stay with me as long as you want."
>"Thank you, Master! Thank you so much!"
>Now that she's had a chance to express what she'd had to hold in for so long, Mei is much happier
>Now that you've had a chance to hear talk for awhile, you are fairly sure she never went to school.
>The small words she uses coupled with her short, choppy sentences imply that she probably barely talked at all before she met you
>She may not have been able to express it, but you were sure that the abuse she endured went far beyond the little snippets she had told you
>Under all this though, you could see that she was brave, intelligent, strong, and fairly mentally healthy considering what she went through
>She was able to break free of her situation, a feat that not many creatures in abusive relationships could do.
>You wrap your arms around her waist, burying your head beneath her teats
>The tow of you sit there for a long time; you cradled gently in her arms, clutching yourself as close to her warm, soft body as you could get
>You can feel her milk trails seeping through the bath towel still wrapped around her
>As if on cue, the doorbell rings
>You never have visitors of any sort, so the only thing it could be is your packages
>"Wanna let me go get that? It's probably our stuff."
>Mei nods and the two of you extricate yourselves from each other
>You straighten your clothes a bit
>"I'm probably gonna have them put the tank in here."
>Mei nods in understanding and pulls your comforter around herself
>Only her head pokes out of the fluffy white blanket, almost like a weird, Holsaurus-snowman
>She happily smiles at you
>"Ready, Master!"
>Your heart hadn't fully recovered from Mei's story, but that adorable look definitely fucking helped.
>You go to your front door and open it

>>13570537
See, THAT'S >>13570659 the bad one.

>>13570661
>It still looks hideous.
Duh, that was probably the point
I doubt they wanted to make sexy monstergirl

>>13570654
See, way I think of it, is they would go to the one that's in their mind. Like, hit with a black arrow, lose all their self-satisfaction and loner-dom, become fixated on filling the sudden void in their heart...

I don't think of it as them latching on to the first person to then show them affection, but rather, they'd find themselves thinking back, picking up on all the little hints of affection that they might've missed or ignored in prior interactions, and then they'd zero in on whoever they realized was giving them affection, and head off to be with them.

Unless they were well and truly alone and had no one who'd ever shown them affection, in which case...

>Night TeRrors
You have been warned.

>>13570678
Where is hero wurm when you need her?

>>13570638
>>13570641
>>13570645
>>13570649
I wrote greentext about a male prostitute in MGC. I added a good end and then some fucker decided, "I'll take this happy ending and make a shitty suffering ending that makes no fucking sense!"
So in short, I'm still salty over that.

>>13570660
Fuck no, NTRfags are shit.

>>13570681
What are you planning, Alpie?

>>13570682
What would she even do to stop this crime?

>>13570685
>some fucker decided, "I'll take this happy ending and make a shitty suffering ending

Oh, well then.

Yeah, you have a point.

I don't like NTR, but I love it when cute girls cry.

>>13570674
Too many shitty GMs do that already so I think the analogy is effective enough.

>>13570689
Punch the problem until it's not a problem anymore?

>>13570677
This is where Bad Master finds them, isn't it?

>>13570694
Sure, not that it makes the whole thing easier to swallow.

>>13570692
This
Cute girls suffering is the best suffering
I fapped to bullying in yume kurisu

>>13570692
I can get on board with bullying, but actual suffering is too much for me.

I get enough of that in my day to day.

Would you squirt on a squid?

>>13570701
No. You're supposed to squirt IN the squid.

>>13570696
>Bad Master finds them

Nuh uh... it's the delivery.

He has Amazon Prime!

>>13570701
Aren't they like, 14 or something?

>>13570701
Do you even need to ask?

>>13570701
Not on that kid.

>>13570701

I'm sure Notim Portant would

>>13570705
She's not a kid now, she's a squid now

>>13570705
Yeah, and?

>>13570701
Once she gets older, maybe.

>>13570701
You bet I would. Especially if they were that cute. And based on the delay between girls, so would KC.

>>13570705
Yeah, what's wrong with that?
Too old for you, sabbath-kun?

>>13570701
Ye

>>13570701
Not that one.

>>13570716
Too young. lolifags & sabbathfags a shit.

>>13570718
Indeed.

>>13570718
>>13570720
>>13570722
>liking boat smashers/murderers

>>13570650
>Those strange curves, that plated chest, even her maw was starting to look appealing as her drool drizzled over your body.
>Like a good solider you popped a big one.
>Well you were going to die anyway.
>Slowly the creature raises it's blade, ready to fell it and end your sad little existence.
>Hell, you died the way a man should. With his cock hard and a woman straddling him.
>But just before the blade beheads you, it stops.
>The creature draws itself back. You can't read Xeno, but it looks to you that it's surprised.
>With a deft scythe the creature removes your entire uniform.
>Oh god it's not going to...
>She brings the end of her beak close to your member, sniffing it, poking it with her tongue, observing...
>Oh god is it really going down like this?
>With out warning she wraps your pipe in her tongue.
>Squeezing, feeling, the thing feels like it's pulsating in time with your own heartbeat.
>She takes your rear in her hands and pulls up on you, pushing you into her mouth.
>It's more then you can bear, you shamefully let yourself go on the spot.
>The afterglow is amazing as she continues to gently suck and nudge on your member, culling out as much seed as she could.
>Your eventually lowered back into the mud, still tangled in her strange body
>Even though your exhausted you still feel like maybe you have a chance to escape while she tries to figure exactly what happened.
>No dice though, no matter how hard you try to struggle her tendrils hold you harder.
>She lowers herself onto of you, beak in front of your mouth.
>She seems to makes a weird sort of noise, like a bird while gently rubbing her head against your check.
>Oh god it makes some weird horny sense now.
>There's nothing else on this planet.
>Three things any organism wants in life: food, sex, and shelter.
>and she already ate your friends.

>>13570721
You a shit

>>13570725
Every Kraken husband needs to make them smash their ship-in-a-bottle collection and build a new boat for them

>>13570725
>this shit again
Does baby need his diaper changed?

"It's getting late Anon, aren't you feeling sleepy?"

>>13570725
>murderers

They're not murderers. They're like Poseidon's storms in squid form.

Also, you're damn right I love destructive monsters you little baby.

>>13570732
Sick burn brah, 11/10.

I want to go on a week long camping trip with my Cupid childhood friend and confess to her on the second day.

>>13570725
>a monster girl acting monstrous
CALL THE FUCKING COPS

>>13570733
Can't sleep, Sheep, reading Mega-Holst and playing .hack.

>>13570738
That sounds pretty good to me.

>>13570740
>CALL THE FUCKING PALADINS
FTFY

>>13570740
But anon, there are no officers at sea.

>>13570733
No.
I don't want to go to bed and you can't make me!

>>13570730
That baphomet gonna get cuddled

Alright, night everyone! Remember to play with your daughteru to build strong familial bonds.
This is totally not a plot to keep you from burning down the thread.

>>13570730
No. That little brat needs a spanking & a time-out

>>13570721
Today, anon wasn't an irredeemable faggot.

>>13570749
Lolis are olev, you insufferable plebeian.

>>13570733
I'm so used to getting up at 4 am I miss getting to be a nightowl

Hell, I'm still a nightowl but that just means I sleep twice a day

>>13570677
>A towering, red Oni and a much shorter Kikimora greet you, both wearing matching HM Industries uniforms
>"Ay boss, you order a tank?"
>The Oni bares her teeth at you in a grin and gestures to the large, cardboard box next to her
>The box is also emblazoned with the HM Industries logo
>"Yeah. You can bring it in here."
>You lead them into your bedroom, and direct the Oni to the corner behind the door
>The tank can go there
>"Right-o. I'll have this hooked up in a jiffy, boss."
>The Oni busies herself with the tank and the Kikimora approaches you, holding a second, smaller package
>Mei is watching the pair intently, still wrapped in your comforter
>Her head swivels around as she curiously takes in the scene before her
>"Good afternoon sir, ma'am."
>The Kiki nods respectfully to you and Mei
>"Here is the rest of your purchase."
>She hands you the box
>"Thanks"
>"Would you like me to give you a tutorial? I can hook her up for you."
>The Kiki turns to face the Holst
>Mei looks very nervous, she is actively avoiding the the Kiki's cold stare
>"We're good. Thanks."
>How hard could it be?
>"All done here, boss!"
>The Oni calls from the corner
>Damn, she works fast.
>The shiny, silver tank sits behind her
>"The tank enchantment you opted for runs on electricity. Your harness is already attuned to it, all you need to do is turn it on."
>The Kiki gives you the run-down of your purchases
>"The harness is guaranteed to work anywhere within MGC, and my boss has included a 100 gallon travel tank as well. This meter here shows the tank's fullness, and here is a spout for emptying the tank's contents into bottles."
>The Kiki points to the various features
>"Thanks."
>That was nice of them, maybe the coons weren't so greedy after all
>"We hope you are satisfied with your purchases, please remember HM Industries for all your future milking needs."
>Yep. Thanks again."
>You politely show the two workers to the door and return to the bedroom, excited for the next step

>>13570733
I wish I could sleep, I have to get up for work in a few hours.

>>13570751
Sorry I don't hold the same interest in fucking children.

>>13570757
>not liking lolis
You may find facebooks more appropriate for your shit normie tastes

>>13570757
Where do you think you are?

>>13570757
>he doesn't like lolis

>>>/out/

How spooky can your waifu be?

>>13570760
>>13570759
>>13570761
Hey look, the pedophile brigade is here!

>>13570757
>caring about the feelings of 2D chitlins
I think you're taking this too seriously you big ninny.

>>13570759
>shit normie tastes
You aliken Onee-sans to facebook again and see if I can't warp space to punch you out, faggot.

>>13570762
>Death
The spookiest.

>>13570762
That lich is gonna get princess carried.

>>13570763
You act like we ever left.

>>13570764
I feel like she's accidentally chopped her own limbs on more than one occasion.

>>13570763
So are people just not allowed to like loli monstergirls?

>>13570765
He never mentioned Onee-sans at all in his post.

>>13570763
Shouldn't you be at tumblr right now?

>>13570770

Your kraken waifu has decided to surprise you with dinner!

It's fried calamari. As you're about to dig in you notice that the fried calamari is in fact a giant fried tentacle.

Your waifu looks at you expectantly, and starts to get nervous as you count her many arms.

One is missing. She served you one of her tentacles for dinner.

>"Don't worry honey. It grows back, just dig in!"

The kraken cups your cheeks with her tentacles and shows off her carefree smile.

It quickly fades as she finds herself unable to read your expression.

"You don't like it? I worked really hard on it you know, ....cut off my fucking arm too..."

How do you respond?

We should compromise. How does everyone feel about oppai lolis?

>>13570754
But what does the extra mode do?

>>13570762
So spooky that I cum from the first thrust into her icy dead flesh while staring into her terrifying milky eyes.

>>13570223
>>13570258

So let me see if I understand this correctly:

The pink love arrows are your generic, fall-in-love cupid arrows.

The black arrows are basically like... relationship reset buttons? Cancels out both current crushes and friendzoning of any other girls?

>>13570776
Eh, I'd continue eating.

>>13570772
I thought it was obvious that onee-sans were my thing, if you put two and two together. I mean unless we're talking immortal lolis here.

>>13570771
Funny, because the reactions here seem to tell me you're not allowed to not like loli monstergirls.

>>13570762
>Having my waifu stick to her mythological roots, and crawl onto my chest and exert ever increasing pressure until I wake up
>doing this more than once

More annoying as fuck than spooky.

>>13570777
10/10
Would kidnap a familiar and feed her holstaur milk till she was Oppai.
Health optional but appreciated.

>>13570776
No.

so much shit to finish

>>13570777
I like normal loli and oppai loli.

>>13570754

That Amazon/HM Ind™ delivery service kicks ass!

>>13570769
No, I'm acting like you put on your butthurt sirens and came running to complain.
>>13570771
You're allowed to like anything you want, so long as you accept that your taste is shit and everyone else on the internet is more refined.
Didn't you learn this in orientation?

>>13570791
I'd prefer more MGE dragon, but this is great too.

>>13570776
Damn it, I love calamari but at the same time this is weirding me out.

>>13570791
That was a good stream, .less.

>>13570791
Noice.

>>13570781
For Black Arrows

>On the other hand, the black "arrows of lead" cause the love of those who are shot to dry up. They will be overcome with a deep feeling of loss, and start to strongly desire love from another person. Even those who are dull and unaware of love, and those who are too haughty and prideful to love another, will notice the love directed towards them. The importance of love will hit them like a ton of bricks, and they won't be able to help but acknowledge it.

>>13570776
"You taste just like you look, love." You mention through a mouth full of the delicious meat.

>>13570785
>tells anons that lolis are shit
>whines when he gets told to go fuck himself

I have to ask, are you new?

>>13570781
>The black arrows are basically like... relationship reset buttons? Cancels out both current crushes and friendzoning of any other girls?

Don't think it's that because that enables something that's absolutely haram.

It's more of a "Fuck you loners" button.

>>13570781
Nah, it doesn't affect your current interests or relationships at all. What it does is make people who don't feel love, desire it so strongly that they can't help but get married.

>>13570791
http://i.imgur.com/d9WcJqQ.jpg

>>13570805
I didn't tell anons that lolis are shit, I just agreed with the one who did. And then proceeded to point out blatant hypocrisy.

>>13570796
>Talk shit
>expect not to get hit

we're on /jp/, friend. I don't know what else you expected other then getting shit on for your bad taste.

>>13570807
No, you MUST be happy RIGHT NOW.

Seriously, fuck you KC.

>>13570776
I fucking make her learn her place. How dare she hurt herself? How dare she make me worry about her as if it's OK as long as I'm fine? I'm going to forcefully thrust all of my morals into her.

>>13570762
Crows are very spooky.

>>13570811
>>Talk shit
Except I'm not that guy.
>I don't know what else you expected other then getting shit on for your bad taste.
You didn't even bother reading the second part of my post, did you?
My taste is inherently better than yours, and you're a pedophile and kiddy fiddler for liking Loli.
End of story.

>>13570810
>blatant hypocrisy
Sure, if that makes you feel better, let's pretend.

>>13570791
Let's just get this over with.

http://i.imgur.com/PDt1M3e.png

>>13570728
>"You should probably let me buy you a drink or something before you do the uh..."
>She tilts her head like a puppy.
>That's sort of cute.
>Unbeknownst to you the creature had the slightest bit of intelligence.
>It's thought patterns were something along the lines of:
>"WANT MATE WANT MATE WANT MATE. MATE TRYING TO COMMUNICATE."
>And it read your comfortable and joking tone as:
>"MATE MATE MATE MATE MATE".
>She grinds against you, rubbing your dick over her shiny armored body.
>Air-flaps, tendrils, claws, she practically rubbed your member over every part of her.
>"MARK MARK MARK MARK MARK"
>She stopped, resting herself so her stomach pressed against your prick.
>Raising herself, her tendrils spread out until they revealed tell-tale opening.
>Without hesitation, she lifted herself and stuck you inside of her.
>You try to scream out and pleasure, but practically have the wind knocked out of you when she begins to move.
>She's moving so much you'd think SHE was the jackhammer here.
>The insane onslaught only lasts so long until you explode again.
>You moan this time, loud enough for the entire jungle to hear.
>She didn't stop. Even with your oversensitive prick inside you she kept moving.
>Now you were really afraid.
>Writhing and struggling you try your best to escape before she rips your dick off.
>But she simply tightens her grip.
>"NOBODY ELSE LEFT."
>"MATE ONLY THING IMPORTANT."
>She lays on you, still moving like there's no tomorrow.
>"WON'T LOSE HIM"
>You pass out after not to long, pretty sure you were completely fucked.

>After working far too many hours helping everyone but herself get laid, and exhausted Cupid drops her bow and quiver on her way back from work.
>You find the weapons of love, but no sign of their owner.
>You now have an entire cupid arsenal at your disposal.

How do you wreak havoc?

>>13570823
Your opinion is pretty great. Second to my own, of course, but perfectly fine nonetheless.

>>13570825
Damn it Alp!

>>13570827
I do the right thing and destroy them.

>>13570824
>What the fuck faggot, you don't like the same thing I like, get the fuck out
>x3
Then
>"So are people just not allowed to like loli monstergirls?"

>Not hypocrisy
Yeah, lets pretend.

>>13570827
I shoot someone with both arrows.

>>13570827
Shoot an Ushi, an Oni, a Minotaur, a Hellwolf, and a Human