/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Nothing can be done.

Time of death: 17:40, Thursday, May 28th, 2015.

Steal her ovaries and sell them on the black market.

All these stories where Patchouli gets nabbed by tentacles and raped for ages are kinda silly. There's no way she'd survive for more than...I dunno, a few hours with that much stimulation.

Sorry

Guess my dick was too fat huh

>>13564847
Warning: small parts are a choking hazard.

I thrust vigorously into her abdomen until either I dislodge something or she passes out, then I press her chest 30 times and press my lips against hers twice, repeating this cycle for two minute then switch with another faceless /jp/.

Hiiii
hellooooo patchy

She have fall down while sleeping.
What do /jp/?

>>13568499
There's nothing that can be done.

Time of death: 15:05, 05/29/2015.

>>13568499
Help her up and give her a hug.

>>13568499
Take her place.

>>13568499
Ha ha!

CPR

>>13564694
I steal her books and sell them at Suzunaan.

>>13564694
Oh, hi patchouli.

>>13568499
Sit on that ass and read a story.

>>13568499
>Sit on her back with enough force so she can't get up (but no enough to hurt her)
>Grope her butt with one hand
>Pass the other hand under dress and stroke her pantie
>who_am_i_quoting.png

>>13569921

>>13564694
Hi Patchouli! What's hanging?

>>13564694
www

>>13564694
That's what you get for your bullshit in EOSD you low iron bitch

>>13564714
I'm pretty sure that dying from too much simulation, of sexual nature, is something entirely made up by doujinshi authors who don't know shit about the human body (well, except where the penis goes).

>>13571052
People can overdose on heroin so I don't see why they couldn't overdose on dick.

>>13571052
Isn't she asthmatic?

>>13571080
She is.

>>13571052
Well of course she wouldn't just cum to death, anon. It'd be exhaustion or asthma or something like that. She's sickly and weak.

>>13564694
I have a ryona fetish, I hope someone else can help her because I'm just going to rub one out to the cute faces she's making.

>>13571052
According to one study men would die from the intensity of a female orgasm. As hot as this sounds the study is likely to be complete bullshit as the "researcher" is just some feminist chick.

>>13569921
It's obvious that you're quoting Thomas Aquinas. Try to find more obscure quotes.

>>13572842
>According to one study men would die from the intensity of a female orgasm

hahaha no. Men can lose limbs in battle,take several bullet to the chest and still keep fighting but your vagina would kill us ?

Feminists need to get roped

>>13572842
I always wondered why it's the reverse of this in manga. When a girl gets a dick, she's always like going fucking insane from cumming.

>>13573533
I'm having a hard time imagining female orgasms feeling intensely good, due to the lack of spurting semen everywhere. wouldn't a dry orgasm be tame and boring as hell?

>>13573637
→he missed out on the no-emissions days

>>13573754
This. No spunk = no recovery time

>>13568517
>05/29/2015

>>13572842
Except a prostate orgasm is similar to the female orgasm and men haven't died from those yet.