/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Lick if off.

Just use paper

>>13569647
Got a sock you can use?

>>13569651
There's none dude. I have a few receipts lying around but I don't think they're very absorbent.

swallow it

STICKY THIS SHIT MOOTLES

I wish a girl would force me to fap in front of her then laugh sadistically when I ejaculate.

K, so I ended up fishing some gooey tissues out of the trash and re-using them. I smeared the rest into my forearms and chest.

Thanks for listening.

>>13569718
> I smeared the rest into my forearms and chest.

>>13569718
This is literal autism.

>>13569726
There was a thin layer of ejaculate across my belly that wasn't getting wiped up. If I applied pressure to the tissue I'd inadvertently squeeze out a mixture of day old cum and fresh semen right back onto myself.

i started cumming on my blanket recently
the lingering smell is quite interesting
honestly i don't have a problem with semen

Take a shower you digusting troglodyte

>>13569784
Could've been a haiku dude.

>>13569718
I just stick my cum wad tissues in my desk until I feel like flushing them

Always cums in handy when I do a spontaneous jerk later

why does the Jay have such poor hygiene?

>>13569874
Bad parenting.

>furiously came
>reach for 150x tissues box
>mfw not a single tissue left
>s-shit
>browse 4chin
>begin fapping again 30mn after, using cum as lubrifiant
>cum again
>repeat
>6:00 am, fall asleep on chair after cumming for the 5th time
>wake up
>cum has dried
>s-sperm has benefits on skin anyway :^)

>>13569885
you're supposed to cum into the tissue dude not just wipe it up after

>>13569885
I'm sending this post to you're mom.

>>13569874
Taking it too easy

>>13569647
Why do you not have a jizz rag?

Tissues are for amateurs.

My bathroom is next to my bedroom so I just cum everywhere then go to the bathroom and clean up, of course there's always that small risk that I'll get caught during the few seconds that I am between the bedroom and bathroom with my cock in my hand, but it's kinda fun, like a game.

>>13569902
Both of my hands are already occupied when fapping, trying to position the tissue with one would kill my incoming ejaculation

>>13569903
p-please no ;_;

You lot could always try nofap for your semen problems.

I just cum on myself and don't wipe it off, stop being a pussy dude.

>>13569647
Eat it, that's what I always do.

I'm disappointed in all of you.

Disgusting.

>>13569986
Come wipe me down bby

>>13569986
Then what do you do?

thats what you get for posting speedslut

Super sex craved /jp/ boys make me peepee hard.

No homo though.

>>13569940
Fuck that leddit shit.

Orgasm denial is cooler when you got a S girlfriend, not when you are doing it alone.

>>13569986
If I was a girl things would be different around here. Okay, probably not.

>>13570046
I want the degenerates to leave.

>>13570057
I'm no homo degenerate, I just can't help it around /jp/ boys.

>>13570064
*no-homo

>/jp/

>>13570086
Kanshit aside, Shimakaze is HELLA hot.

>>13570086
translate it, weebs

>>13569903
That's my fuckin' image, dude.

>>13570092
Something about crossplay being super fun and can't wait to get that big dildo inside him

i dont understand. do people really wipe? i just pull my pants up

>>13570958
why bother putting your pants back on

Does no one else cum inside a container and save it up?

>>13570964
i dont like seeing my nude body

I always cum on my belly and then just wash it. Why waste tissues or socks?

>>13570992
i get really insecure about my circumcised dick

>>13571036
>no foreskin
wtf are you some kinda jew?

>>13571042
american..

At least you can ejaculate, OP.

I've been on anti-depressants for 4 months now. I fap really hard every night and nothing has ever since come out. It's just always one of those "I was almost there but my arm was way too tired" semi-orgasms.