/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>"Hey Anon, I ...accidentally got two tickets to furcon. Which is good news, right? I heard that was your thing from that monkey girl. So, um, are you doing anything next weekend?"


Wat do?

>complain about image count
>drop off 2 seconds later
Don't you people feel stupid now?

>>13539543
What about you for posting in the wrong thread?
>>13539539
Yeah that just piled it on. Mods please delete this thread.

A little bit slow. Other one was first. Just in case, here

>>13539531

oy

>>>/d/

>>13546424
>>>/ck/

>Been reading Yuuki Ray h-mangas.
>All of these huge, healthy girls.
>Most of them getting dominated.
I'm not that much into shota, but GOD DAMN did I came.
I just wish he did monster girls in his own style.

>>13539539
>So, um, are you doing anything next weekend
Yes, dying.

9th for Spiders

>>13548377
It's only brainwashing if it's non-consensual.
Otherwise it's like changing your brain chemistry with drugs to improve your performance.

>>13548396
It wouldn't be for me. As I said, I wouldn't be an orderfag but I wouldn't marry a monster either. I'd like to be bros with one, I bet they'd have an interesting outlook on life. If this was a world where you stayed human on the other hand, I'd probably go ahead and get a monster waifu.

>>13548384
Would they stop a man on a mission? A mission to molest chuffs out of a stoic feline?! Would they not simply schlick while watching me go, and contain their jealousy for a future rape?!
Or would I get gangraped with the jinko taking the lead? Either seems fine.

>>13548409
either way i guess your winning
its moments like this it makes me rethink about living in MGC

>>13548406
I still don't get why people are so attached to being Human.

If you're a creature of similar appearance, thought processes and such, but with superior physical abilities (And an increased libido), then I fail to see any real loss of so-called "Humanity".

>>13548406
I think now that you have repeated that for the fourth time we have understood

>>13548316
Where's that from?

>>13548412
I'd probably vacation there.

>>13548413
Because you're only similar. Your brain has been fucked with in ways outside your control. The only people that wouldn't bother at least a little bit are the people who don't value who they are.

>>13548421
>vacation there

like you'll even be able to leave...

>>13548425
Yes, everybody is a horrible piece of shit except for you, let's drop it already and talk about nice stuff.
>>13548428
Nice stuff like Rachne.

>>13548420
Don't remember the name, but the boy is a dirty backstabber.

>>13548425
Holy hell, THIS!

>>13548416
Sorry, man. These conversations always go in circles.

>>13548428
I have my ways of avoiding MGs. Like red and green sand for the Anubis', a box of shiny things that jingle for the Wurms, Bear mace for most other things, Bug spray, pocket sand, the whole 9 yards.

>>13548430
>Yes, everybody is a horrible piece of shit except for you

The guy never said that, why so hostile?

>>13548420
Yuuki Ray's 'Monster Age!' h-manga. It's good, but I prefer 'High and Low', I could watch those 2.5m sisters and their mom get dommed all day~

>>13548432
That poor tentacle bro. The boy did not deserve him.

>>13548435
Yes that tends to happen when you write literally the same thing several times

>>13548441
I want it to stop.

>>13548437
What if a ghost follows you home?

>>13548448
Talisman bitch!

>>13548447
Knigga, you're a Rachfag. Nobody cares what you get angry about. It's an on-topic conversation about KC stuff. This place doesn't have to be waifu worship 24/7

>>13548451
Okay, what about a lava golem? Any plans on fighting off hordes of goblins? How will you stop a sneaky gazer from hypnotizing you? YOU CAN'T BE TOO PREPARED BROTHER!

>>13548451
>Talisman
I'm sorry, I'll bring it back, thank you!
>>13548454
>Rachfag
That's an overstatement.

>>13548446
I apologized, there's no need to get so salty.

>>13548457
>Lava Golem

Super soaker

>Hored of Goblins

Tear gas
>Gazer

Flashbang

>>13548461
Good, good.
What about the police when they see a suspicious man walking around with all this odd stuff?

>>13548425
>Because you're only similar
I disagree. If I still have the same thoughts, same memories, same feelings, same consciousness, then I am not similar, I am me. Nor do I think that it would affect the brain or be as much outside your control as you seem to think. It wouldn't be in my case at least. I would welcome it. I don't believe that I don't value who I am. What I don't value is a pointless attachment to a transient concept and value of "Humanity".

>>13548435
>>13548446
>>13548447
Such is the nature of /mgt/.

>>13548467
How could they see it when he's got it in his video game character pockets?

>>13548467
Self defense. They'll understand.

>>13548461
ok how about a ryu with her reverse scale touched can you challenge a god

>>13548467
Permit to carry concealed weapons.

>>13548473
There's only one concealed weapon men in MGC can get a permit for, and that's their Thermic Lance.

>>13548471
Simple.

Don't touch the reverse scale.
>>13548473
And one to have all the stuff to protect me against monster girls. Heyooo.

>>13548468
In all fairness these talks beat the usual trolling and shitposting we have, even if we retread the same ground.

>>13548471
Would a Ryu only have eyes for the person who touches it? Or would she turn into a living NTR time-bomb if the poor faggot who touched the scale doesn't last long enough for her?

>>13548476
Now, when you say thermic lance, do you mean thermic lance, or thermic lance?
Because possession of one of those things is going to lead to potentially hilarious results.

>>13548486
Figure it out for yourself.

>>13548468
>same feelings, same consciousness

You don't though. Just like a monsterized woman doesn't. You completely lose your inhibitions, your discipline, are overcome by lust, and other factors that aren't even fully described.

>>13539532
Quick reminder tat to defend yourself from shark girls, give them nose rubs.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zXobCJtCwFo

>>13548437
My way would be rarely leaving the house except to go to work and maybe get food.
If I monster propositions me I'd politely decline, but if they didn't stop then its time for the big guns:
"Sorry miss, I'm gay"
Yes, I know. I'm a genius.

>>13548492
Will ya look at that? Even humans fall over when you punch 'em in the nose!

>>13548493
Maybe I could just work from home and get all my food delivered to me.

I'd also make sure my job is quite dead end so as not to attract a Kiki.

>>13548493
>"Sorry miss, I'm gay"
>"oh well lets change that"

>You will never be bullied by frog girls
>They just strip you naked in public, throw you on the ground, and tongue-torture you
>Wet, slimy, and licking all over your body

>>13548490
This. Human girls who become monsters suddenly see all men as possible sexual partners and will try anything to get a man unless they're already taken. They also change in appearance drastically. Men don't get severe physical changes but mental ones do. They even start finding things like insect legs sexy if an arachne caught them, thats a huge mental change right there.

>>13548493
Pretty sure you're still screwed, especially if we go by the threadcanon. Evidently anything other than heterosexual sex is absolutely halal here.

>>13548496
I wish to rub her nose, with my nose.

>>13548493
Then they rape you because either
A. you're lying or
B. you will soon go alp so this is a limited time chance to get the dick.

>>13548512
>halal
I don't think you know your Arabic, buddy. Better learn quick, or else you'll be beheaded.

>>13548502
I doubt they'd all be that stupid, and unless they're a manticore I doubt they'd be turned on by a man sobbing uncontrollably because the reptile thing wouldn't leave him alone.

>>13548512
In my MG canon homosexual sex is allowed. There's even MG/human girl pairing. And there's not a thing anyone can do about it.

>>13548437

There's always the old standby, though it can backfire.

>>13548496
[X] Punch Back
[] Don't Punch Back

>>13548521
My nigga. Futas also exist in my headcanon.

>>13548517
>>13548512
Fuck, fine. I'd just stay at home, work from home, order my food online and insist on human delivery drivers and keep a loaded shotgun around at all times. All I need is the internet anyway.
Checkmate, monsters.

>>13548521
That cool, just don't try to shove it in here, fag.

>>13548527
Double faggot.

You know, if KC weren't such a shit writer all this 'muh humanity!' shit wouldn't be a problem.

>>13548521
Monsters rape girls in the canon too, specifically to turn them into monsters because their demonic energy overwhelms women. Why they'd just create more competition for themselves is anyones guess, but I can imagine some mamono getting attached to female victims, capturing a guy for his spirit energy and having constant affectionate threeway sex.

>>13548537
I don't think one has anything to do with the other.

>>13548537
Why do you think demonic energy is the one thing left out of most stories? Take that away and no incubi, no forced corruption, none of that stuff.

>>13548537
The problem is the incubi thing. No matter how attractive he makes it some people are going to resent the whole "you aren't good enough for me as you are so I'll make you 'better' suited for a monster" thing.

>>13548521
>There's even MG/human girl pairing
You mean the covenant with the elementals?

>>13548507
Teacher! Help!

>>13548537
I just disregard the mental change shit. In my headcanon, all you get from sexing a monster is a power boost (sexual and otherwise) and maybe some physical changes.

>>13548552
You mean the one where the human girl will be monsterized and they'll go find some sunny D?

>>13548552
He's talking his own headcanon so it has no connection to anything. I don't know why you'd even care to know what some random stranger's headcanon is.

frogbutt

>>13548559
Hey, I'm on your side. I'm saying that because there's a yurifag using always the same example to justify yuri.

What's wrong with yuri? You faggots can't self-insert?

Foxbutt

>>13548567
>Nobody took the earlier bait so time to put a bigger worm on the hook

Slimebutt?

>>13548496
>>13548514
>>13548492

>You'll never rub a Shark girl's nose
>She'll never punch you in the nose in reflex, thinking you were going to hurt her
>She'll never break your nose
>She'll never feel guilty for harming you later on and tell him she's sorry when you're alone together

>>13548567
According to some, yurifags is what's wrong with yuri.

demonbutt

>>13548575
There's always room for jello slime on my dick

>>13548563
I want to fuck that lewd kneepit so hard.

Cowbutt

>>13548584
>>13548563
same fag forcing.

>>13548586
>>13548582
>>13548575
>>13548570
>>13548563
Oh look, time for obnoxious spamming.

>>13548492
Rub her nose.

Then move down to the toes.

Ryuubutt

>>13548587
http://i.imgur.com/E7207Ox.png

Nice try, buckaroo.

harpybutt

>>13548596
If you look closely, you can actually see people talking about Monster Girls instead of biting each other's bait.

>>13548588
Its probably Psychofox being a faggot again.

>>13548599
>Implying these threads aren't essentially a never ending supply of bait for for the entire board
Our existence itself is bait anon.

>>13548588
>>13548604
>all posts I don't like are one person

>>13548604
Its inarikitsune or Bollocks being a faggot again.

>>13548598
I want Harpies to stop stealing my catch.

>>13548604
That was my thought too. It is the right time of day.

>>13548604
You are such a dumbass always trying to stir up shit in the threads with him.
All it does is make you out to be the butthurt faggot you are.

>>13548604
That's probably the case, it is about the right time of day for him to start acting like a faggot.

>>13548619
Demon and cow are less than a minute apart, so there's at least two of them.

>>13548522
I would love to have a run-in like this.

>>13548618
Hello Psychofox.

I want to fuck an ara ara Alp!

>>13548521
at least the first one is actual canon though

>>13548653
What's even the point of an alp that isn't all embarassed about suddenly being female.
That's basically like screwing a succubus at that point.

I swear guys i will start writing again soon

[/spoiler] Though the last time i said it i just randomly wrote that half assed wild west thing an anon requested and then stopped. instead of working on my own stuff ;-;[/spoiler]

>>13548666
What about a Milfy alp that spills her spaghetti while trying to ara ara?

>>13548671
Here's your free attention for doing nothing.

>>13548613
What can I say? Harpies are naturally driven to bait.

>>13548671
Kill yourself.

so will that anon finish his kiki healing story?

>>13548693
Anon said it might continue today, I think.

>>13548693
Well, he said to talk about it sometime around now if we wanted him to keep writing, so maybe he'll show up.

>>13548696
>>13548697
i hope he shows up we done't have enough healing in these threads

>>13548693
what ever happened to this guy?
I would like him to continue his stuff ..

>>13548699
We have it all the goddamn time.

>you will never fug a Ornithorhynchus girl

>>13548705
I read that as Ornithocheirus

>>13548710
it should be interesting too

>>13548701
I personally find that these dense anon stories tend to drag a little too much if they keep going for longer than a few green text posts

>>13548701
I love that one and the dense paladin married with a Lilim

>>13548716
I think the problem with this one is that there is no clear end goal for when it should end.

Does it end when they have happy loving sex with hands held?

Does it end when she ties him up and decides that for his safety she'll never let him out of her sight?

Does it end ten years down the road when they're happily married with two kiki daughterus?

I don't understand exactly how the writefag plans on ending this.

>>13548693
Hopefully. It could be pretty good if things go well.

I want to hug an Apophis.

>>13548728
Have fun being a drug addict pretending to be happy.

>>13548731
Fine, how about a Kitsune?

>>13548736
enjoy your mofu addiction, gaybo

>>13548731
Considering happiness basically is just a certain chemical balance at the end of the day I don't think he would be pretending. If anything its just forced non sadness. I don't see anything wrong with that.

>>13548738
I'm cool with a mofu addiction.

What MG do you want to hug?

>>13548745
A Slime, or a Living Doll, or a Ryu, or a Shirohebi or all of them.

>>13548750
You're a good man in my book.

>>13548728
>>13548731
>>13548736
This is why most every anon should get a matango.

>>13548741
Grapesnake is still a shit.

Ropers are love, Ropers are life

>>13548756
but just to be sure we're on the same page here real quick.

Forced non sadness is fine though right?

>>13548671
Relax, plenty of us writefags have gone dormant for long periods of time. Just write what and when you feel like it, no one is paying you for this shit and we aren't making masterpieces here.
Nice spoiler tags. Who are you?

>>13548764
If you're going to be a faggot sure.

>>13548755
>implying I'm not just going to be a NEET and pirate monster girl porn.

I'm not letting some bitch ruin my life.

>>13548769
Wow, rude.

>>13548758
Parasite lover pls go.

I've been playing Dawn of Sorrow recently. It's already got some monstergirls in the game, but there's quite a few monsters in it which might turn out as good monstergirls too.

Mushussu
Malacoda
Barbariccia
Rycuda (I think that'd just be similar to a thunderbird, though)
Mandragora
Catoblepas
Buer
Decarabia (starfish girl?)
Bugbear
Stolas (demonic owl girl, I'm thinking. With long legs.)
Gergoth (I'm not even sure how this would work. Ingame, Gergoth looks like a maggot who took steroids, grew legs, then started rotting.)
Abaddon

Maybe someone will take inspiration from one of those monsters, maybe not. Either way, I think it's interesting to reach out beyond what's just handed to us by other canons, and see how new monstergirls might work out.

>>13548779
>Mandragora
Already has a profile

>Bugbear
Already a classic that KC just hasn't gotten to yet.

>>13548731
I will

>>13548738
>It's only two hours until your lunch break and then five more hours until the end of the day when you can go home back to her
>You've been shaking for a while now, the patches stopped working and every fight minutes you get a twitch
>The drawer beneath your desk hangs loosely open, the gold shine from the bit of fur that she gifted you for your birthday inside waiting for you to rub it
>She hated the sight of it. Kept commenting on how cute she found it when you stumbled home hyperventilating from your need to rub her fluffy tail
>It's not the same though, when you're rubbing the fur you're still dreaming of that legendary fluff. You close your eyes and for a second you can just imagine it between your fingers, that creamy texture, those hairs.
>"You alright Mr. Anon?" the thousand legs of the oomukade receptionist cause a terrible sound as she passes you by. She's been trying to flirt with you for a while now.
>"Fuck off no fur. Scales a shit and carapace a stinky shit!" You growl while forcing open the drawer for that bit of fur, completely forgetting the oomukade in the process.
>"Y-You too." Tear are barely choked back as she skitters off into some forgotten corner to drown her sadness in a cup of joe and an onee-san doujin she's been saving for a bad day.
>"S-SO GOOD." Your eyes roll back into your as you rub the bit of fur all over your face. An idiotic moan escapes your throat with no regards to the office workers staring at you with a mix of pity and disgust in their gazes.

>>13548779
>>Stolas (demonic owl girl, I'm thinking. With long legs.)

Found your Stolas.
http://danbooru.donmai.us/data/a5610e51bd79240bae1e74c7d6f22f7e.jpg
http://danbooru.donmai.us/data/6d2e8b564c0ac88b50e75156d102f153.jpg
http://danbooru.donmai.us/data/e0532e4802f63f57ebbe19d40e50e240.jpg

You have five minutes to explain why all Native American monster girls shouldn't be purged on sight.

>>13548808
It's a waste of blankets.

>>13548790
Friends don't let friends do mofu.

>>13548788
Damn, I completely forgot mandragora had an MGE profile. I guess it's safe to say she's even less popular than the sea slime?

>>13548794
That's kind of really cute. I'd be down for learning forbidden knowledge from her.

>>13548808
why would you do that

>>13548808
There's like two thousand different tribes on both continents. Your statement is like saying all Eurasian monstergirls should be purged.

Some are purge-worthy and some are not.

>>13548816
Because Native Americans are worse than jews.

>>13548808
You have 10 seconds to explain why we shouldn't purge you.

>>13548808
>Google Native American monsters out of curiosity
>Find Achiyalatopa
"Achiyalatopa is a giant monster in Zuni mythology. The monster has celestial powers, and possesses feathers made of flint knives, which it throws at objects."
I want KC to do this.

>>13548507
It's not bullying if you like it, you slut.

>>13548820
i'd rather purge you

>>13548808
Because the Uktena and the Katshituashku are going to be very difficult fights

Because N-dam-keno-wet is harmless and just wants to watch you take a bath

>>13548819
You seriously want filth like Native American monster girls to exist?

>>13548830
Why wouldn't I?

>>13548830
We always need more Monster girls.

>>13548779
>Mushussu
Manticore with bird wings, and a Girtas tail
>Malacoda
>Barbariccia
Svelte, buttwing demongirls with spears and minor aesthetic differences between each other like skin color and horns (or lack there-of)
>Catoblepas
Armored Minotaur/Golem hybrids capable of petrifying a mans body through magical gas or some shit
>Buer
Think Ignis crossed with a Brave series mech, attached a ring of fire
>Decarabia (starfish girl?)
I can't visualize a thing
>Bugbear
Brown Cyclops with segmented tails, and the ability to discharge sex-mojo electricity similar to the Thunderbirds
>Stolas (demonic owl girl, I'm thinking. With long legs.)
Yeah, that works.
>Gergoth (I'm not even sure how this would work. Ingame, Gergoth looks like a maggot who took steroids, grew legs, then started rotting.)
Large, Zombie dinosaur-girl with an incredible propensity to be co-dependent. Shoots death lasers at prospective homewreckers.
>Abaddon
Tall Green Devil Bug in a zoot-suit

You're my nigga, DoS will always have a special place in my heart despite its non-gothic artstyle.

>>13548830
>Implying they don't already

Somebody cap that Comhound story?

>>13548840
*attached to a ring of fire

>>13548837
Because Native Americans are a bunch of drunk, whining, drug using cunts that play victim to everything and use what happened in the past as an excuse to do whatever they want.

>>13548693
I'm here now, you guys want to give it a go and try to get this to an end before tomorrow?

>>13548828
You can purge the Lechuza and Kanontsistonties though, one's a dirty shotacon and one's fucking scary

>>13548842
Yep.

Coyote girl
A natural trickster by native american cultures

Would she be confused for a fox on occasion?

>>13548848
up to you man it'd be nice but if your not feeling it then don't worry about

>>13548847
>All natives are Navajos
heh

>>13548856
>Coyote girl

Another addition to the smug brigade?

What'cha doing nerds? Fucked up sleep schedule and Memorial day Edition

>>13548856
Not even close. Coyotes are basically jackals. They'd get confused with Anubi.

>>13548848
If you're up for it sure, but don't force yourself to write if you aren't feeling it, or the quality will visibly suffer.
I can tell you that from experience.

>>13548848
See >>13548875

>>13548863
Playing the NG+ mod for MGQ.

>>13548840
I'm trying to think of a starfish girl who looks nice, but my goddamn brain keeps looping around to Patrick Star.

Maybe she'd live with charybdis girls who settle a little closer to the shallows?

>>13548863
>You will never impregnate Tsuyu

>>13548863
Hanging out with my pal

>>13548863
Wasting time like a stupid motherfucker instead of doing all the assignments I still haven't started and that are due tomorrow.

>As far back as you can remember, you've been a freak.
>Started shaving at six, and even then, you spent most of the days in your youth with permastubble
>Your voice changed at nine, suddenly becoming a deep, rumbling growl more fitting a man several times your size and age.
>You also grew chest hair pretty damned early, and with shoulders as broad as yours you had a hell of an awkward time explaining again and again that you were a kid and not some lolicon midget hanging around a schoolyard.
>The whole 'midget' thing has changed since coming to highschool either, at some point you suddenly spurted up to five and a half feet and haven't grown a damned micron since.
>Mom always said you were your daddy's boy... whatever the hell that means; you've never met the guy.
>If your appearance was already not condusive to making friends, the gruff personality that grew out of years of social rejection wasn't helping.
>Not that anyone really picked on you.
>You may as well've been invisible to most.
>Too short and unpretty to be a bishie.
>Too broad to be a shota.
>And you'd deck in a heartbeat whatever person told you to put on a dress.
>All the girls wanted these things.
>All the boys were raised to BE these things.
>You were just... you.
>A short, stubble-faced little outcast who was only really happy when while elbows-deep in something metal.
>Seriously, if the school didn't have a machine shop where you could weld, grind and fix shit, you'd've gone mental by now.
>You pretty much had free reign in there, your only company being the teacher that popped in occasionally.
>You could blare rock over the stereo all day and nobody'd care.
>It's nice. Relaxing.
>And one of the only places in the damned building where you didn't have to listen to some pretty-boy moaning about tentacles, footpaw-licking or other bullshit.
>Always a plus.
>See? Being alone ain't so bad.
>At least ya know where ya stand.

>Such is life for an unwitting Half-Dwarf in MGC.

>>13548884
>Maybe she'd live with charybdis girls who settle a little closer to the shallows?
In that regard, they'd probably try to fend off Scylla's together,

>>13548928
>Not being the best there is at what you do
>And what you do ain't pretty
>snikt

>>13548928
Why have you been trying to push this half-[X] shit so often lately?

>>13548868
>Why did you get me legos for our anniversary? Is it some kind of dutch custom? Is it like some hint to show you're finally ready to make a puppy? I don't get it.
>Oh....oh
>So all those programs on Egypt we'd watch together...
>I thought you were really into archaeology. You know I like history myself.
>And that means all the times you had me order you around and make your schedule...
>I thought you just really liked a monstergirl who could take charge, be a provider.
>So that's what you really thought of me all this time. That hurts my feelings, anon. It really does.
>Don't touch me! I'm n-not crying. I'm NOT!
I can't believe I let a jerk you fuck me in the ass

>>13548944
First time seeing it, but yeah it's pretty terrible.

monsters are monsters, no such thing as half-lamias or half-arachnees outside of down syndrome.

>>13548958
>down syndrome
I think the monstergirl equivalent of Down Syndrome would be "unfortunate" births.

>>13548958
Getting into half-X shit is one step away from creating your own personal gary-stu.

>>13548944

Actually, that's another guy pushing (usually subby) half-elves. Been seeing it a lot recently and got kinda annoyed, so I thought I'd counter with a gruff as hell half-dwarf.

Seemed like a good idea at that second, and then I just kinda kept on going.

>>13548967
I never really understood the difference between half-elves and half-dwarves with their original full selves, i mean, what the fuck am i supossed to imagine?

Everytime i played baldur's gate and saw any "half-elf" i always imagined normal elves.

>>13548977
There's stat differences to account for, plus cultural stuff about them being outcasts. All that comes from DnD though, typical RPG land stuff where all races have males.

All the Forgotten Realms are DnD so they follow the same thing.

>Playing Pool of Radiance with half orc bezerker
Yessss

>>13548977
half-elf=product of rape

half dwarf=some human man with a beard fetish.

>>13548840
>Barbariccia
>FF4 Barbariccia
A truly wonderful Kejourou girl

>You'll never lead an expedition to Skull Island
>You'll never be fascinated by the unique flora and fauna which has grown to gigantic sizes
>You'll never be trekking in the jungle alone one day when you suddenly here an enormous slapping noise
>You'll never turn around to see an giant Kakuen has gotten behind you
>She'll never have turned around, presenting you with her giant ass which she is slapping while leering at you
>She'll never say, "Think you're a big enough guy for THIS?"

>>13548983

Don't forget beer.

Many a half-dwarf was concieved in a veritable sea of ale.

>>13548991
No, thank you kind girl, my wife is back at home.

>>13548701
Im pretty sure this was the continuation http://pastebin.com/14e6FYWA

>>13548991
Agreed.
>>13548991
>She'll never have turned around, presenting you with her giant ass which she is slapping while leering at you
I don't think I could help it, the ass if fat.

>>13548991
"Clearly I'm not. Good day".

>>13548991
>She'll never say, "Think you're a big enough guy for THIS?"
For you.

>>13548991
I'd Queen Kong.

Obligatory doll post. Even thoughI haven't even played BB.

>>13548977

In the back of my head, I always kinda pictured half-elves as pretty vanilla save for slightly less elongated ears and hair colours other than the usual 'LUSTROUS, SHINING BLONDE' crap.

As for half-dwarves? I dunno... shorter, hairyer and meatier humans with a personality with a permanent chip on their shoulder?

>>13548840
I love this girl.

Lets see.

Coyote girl.
Grey fox girl.
Cougar Girl.
Bear Girl (been done)
Arctic fox girl.
Those desert fox girls.
Opossum girl.
Deer girls
Armadillo girl.
Diamondback lamia.
Cottonmouth lamia.

I know I am missing a lot here...Just half of these alone baffle me.

>>13549025
Gopher girl?

>>13549025
how so?

>>13548991
>you will never convince the giant monkey g- kakuen to acompanny you back home
>you will never set up a fancy party to introduce her to society
>she will never freak out at camera flashes
>she will never kidnap you and run away with you in hand

tv helis will never film your death by snu snu atop of the empire state

>>13549023
They have lovely, simple designs too. It's a shame that we're unlikely to see them again.
>>13549025
>Opossum girl
They'd have a high likelihood of getting resurrected as Zombies, wouldn't they.

>>13549020
I finally looked it up after all the hoopla. It will eventually get a PC release right?

>>13549020
Are at least playing DaS II?]

>>13549025
>Those desert fox girls.

>>13549025
>Cougar Girl

So woman who prey on younger men and are literally cougars. This sounds hot.

>>13549020

I shall await thine return, slayer of demons. I am here for thee and thee only.

>>13549025
Eagle Harpy
Polar Bear Girl
Groundhog Girl
Wild Boar Girl

>>13549040
Nope, it's a Sony exclusive, so like Demon's Souls it'll probably never be released on PC

>>13549025
>Cottonmouth lamia.

Reminder that June is a terrible person, even if she has some sob story.

>>13549043
>girls
>that pic

Eh...

>>13549043
I lost a grandfather in WW2 to the Desert Fox and her girls.

He got raped trying to charge a machine gun nest.

>>13549055
I lost a grandfather in WW2 to the Desert Fox and her girls.

He got charged by a machine gun nest while raping.

>>13549020
Don't worry, you still my nigga. Living Dolls a best.

>>13549025
>>13549050
What are you doing?

>>13549050
Poor Polar Bear Chan.

She doesn't know her own strength so she can injure men she tries to hug, has a phobia of melting ice, her fur turns green in warm weather, makes her living advertising for Coca Cola.

>>13549060
Listing off potential American MGs and American variants of existing ones.

Are Sasquatch girls like Yetis?

>>13549069
Burguer gurl :DD:D

>>13549069
Oh. I'd love a hummingbird girl.

>>13549074
Ebin, simply ebin.
Upboated.

>>13549071
Yes but with brown fur.

>>13549075
>Vibrating wingjobs

>>13549078
Excellent.

>>13549069
Buffalo?

>>13549081
And they hate all camera's.

Canadian Moose Girl lumberjack.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mL7n5mEmXJo

Likes to sing and chop down trees, but has trouble suppressing her sexual urges.

>>13549059
>>13549020
What the fuck am I nurturing.jpg

>>13549025
>Opossum
Mouse like girls (ear shape and the tail mainly) with a normal body size instead of the small frame actual mice have. (They're marsupials anyways, but that's irrelevant really)
Characterized by pale skin, black ears, and the inability to handle stressful situations which is solved by rampant cuddling?

>>13549086
So they're all very shy?

>>13549088
>you find out her secret fetish

And I thought you were so butch....

>>13549084
Ye
Also, the correct term for American Buffalo is Bison.

>>13549075
Would a Humming bird girl would be the smallest MG of them all?

Would she not be shorter than the mice girls?
Are we talking like 2-3 feet here?

>>13549086
>"Kyaa!~ Pervert!"
>Camera footage gets cut off as the Sasquatch Girl tackles the camera man and beats him up, flustered and blushing.

>>13549098
Imagine having to feed her sugar water all day .....Oh wait in KCs huegbox it would be semen wouldn't it?

>>13549098
Fairies will always be the smallest.

>>13549041
I-I'll get to that eventually. Too occupied with other things for now.

>>13549096
>"I want to be a rapist! Just like my dear mama!"
>The male chorus starts to get unsettled.

>>13549098
Give a hummingbird girl sugar free xxx, the ultimate form of bully.

>>13549098
I'd like her to be 4 feet tall at the very least. I know you're thinking about the physics involved for her to be able to fly lile a hummingbird at human size, but, magic dude, I ain't got to sacrifice shit.

Does anybody have that height chart with the trolls and giants? I need it for... reasons.

Bison girls often get into fights with Tarus girls?
>>13549097

>>13549097
Buffalo and bison are both correct. Buffalo refers to Bison bison, the NA bison; whereas, wisent refers to the European bison. Bison also refers to all the types of bison now extinct.

Great, Now I want to have a drawfag make a humming bird girl.
Thanks /MGG.

>Jersey devil girl
>Hidebehind girl
>Squonk Girl
>Jackalope girl

>>13549098
>You will never have a tiny Hummingbird Girl buzzing around you, asking for a sip of your soft drink.

>>13549037
Worth it for a piece of that ass.

>>13549039

Zombie Opossum girl with tire marks on her back that she tries to keep hidden?

>>13549098
2-3 feet sounds just about perfect. I wonder if she would be stretchy like a fairy...

>>13549126
>"OhhitherecanIhaveasipofthatplease?ItlooksreallytastyIwouldlovetotryit,Ibetithasalotofsugarinitdoesn'tit?

>A Mantis girl will never nibble on your ear.

Shortstack Kiwi Girls!

>>13549103
Sugar und semen anon.

This is a problem?

>>13549128
That's more the armadillo style. Opossums only pretend.

>>13549135
It's so big and fluffy, I want to squeeze it.

>>13549130
A 2 foot tall hyperactive Hummingbird girl is something I never knew I needed. Give pls.

>>13549025
Kingsnake Lamias and Coral snake ones?

How can all you Americanos forget the infamous never seen Snipe MG?
She is heard of but never seen, everyone has been or heard of a snipe hunt!
The most elusive of all the MGs in the world perhaps.

>>13549124
>Jersey devil girl
Satyr with draconic/chiropteran wings, black sclera, antlers, big titties, and the ability to blow "poison" gas or fire.
>Jackalope girl
We already have art of it courtesy of Denborn/Labyrinthanon, not that anyone ever paid attention to it when it was posted.

>>13549122
They're just lovely anon. I can never look at a hummingbird and not feel happy. I don't know why.

>>13549080
I'm afraid my dick would fly off.

>>13549150
Nice.

>>13549151
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_uEfmQt34Nc

>>13549037
Definitely worth it for a giant Kakuen.

>>13549130

>WOWIcanreallyhavesome?you'rethebestmister
>ehehehhethatwasreallygood!thanks

And then Anon had his cheek kissed by the now more energetic hummingbird girl.

>>13549147
From haughty King Cobra Girls to childhood friend Common Grass Snake Girls.

Sitting in the park one nice summer day drinking from your 44oz soda when you hear this slight buzzing humming sound next to you.
Turning your head towards the sound you see this little Hummingbird girl hovering right next to you .
She alternately turns her focus from you and then to your drink.
"Ohhithere,mynameisLisara,Iseeyoulikesugarydrinkstoo,Doyoucometothisparkoften?"

Yeah new levels of cute here.

>>13549159
Dear god, humming bird girls could give men heart attacks with their snoring.

>>13549159
>Check another video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HBxn56l9WcU
>Diabetes

>>13549169
Too bad we can't send suggestions to KC.

>>13549159
To be honest, I was expecting an explosion after the first snore.

>>13549159
You're going to have to pay for my medical bills.

>>13549159
Look at how it's tongue is sticking out, that is weapons grade cute.

Wow does this mean I created a new MG?
I am honored to know the humming bird girl is popular!

So would Hummingbird-chan have arms AND wings, or just wings?

>>13549185
Man, you just completely killed my love for hum-chan with just one post.

Way to be a faggot.

>>13549186
Arms would just get in the way.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ay17qzESpuY

>>13549159
>tfw you have a Hummingbird Girl as a roommate and gives out this high-pitched snore every night.
>tfw she chastises you for being a slow, sleepy-head during the day while she buzzes around like she sculled 3 coffees.

>>13549186
Frankly i prefer wings but just wing would look better.

>>13549194
That's what I was thinking. I wonder how long her tongue would be...

>>13549185
I don't think you've "created" anything when in reality it was multiple ideas from multiple people.

tl;dr: Fuck off PsychoFox

>>13549159

>Out on a walk in the woods at night when you come across a hummingbird girl sleeping
>Oh hell that is the cutest snore ever.

>>13549166
She Zips off and returns 2 minutes later with her 4 sisters and they all are asking for a drink of soda now

Does this mean Humming girl harems are possible?
I hope not, I am not a harem fan.

>>13549204
Not psychofox , but it was meant in jest. learn humor sometime faggot.

>>13549208
You're fucked, I already imagined them s such. Your waifu and daughterus holding you by your arms and legs and flying you around.

I fucking love elves, but I think I love them for the wrong reasons.

>>13549224

I want to impregnate a Dark Elf oneesan

>>13549208

>You agree to give them all soda.
>They happily swarm your face, kissing it all over.
>Random people walking by comment how cute the scene is.

>>13549224
Black elves are for pic related, Regular elves on the other hand...

>>13549224
>breaking haughty bitches

I see nothing wrong here.

>>13549232
yes?

>>13549236
What's wrong with having self-confidence?

>>13549231
Local foodstand makes a killing of soda sales.

>>13549232
You forgot your pic related, anon. Take this one.

>>13549224
Talking of Elves I just got done playing Lightning Warrior Raidy. The dark elf's scene being an enema is probably the most disappointment I've felt in a while.

>>13549169
>>13549130
>>13549166
It's adorable. Almost as adorable as a young Kiki getting her first broom adorable.

>>13549248
sorry i meant this pic related >>13549224

>>13549241
>Haughty
Proud, arrogant, vain, conceited, snobbish, superior, self important, condescending, patronizing

This, confidence, des not make, there's being self assured, and there's being a turbo cunt.

I know the context of that image, but still.

>>13549244
It's a Barometz main source of income.

>>13549257
If I saw a haughty elf I'd just tickle her into oblivion.

>>13549257
But it's still mean to rape people just because you don't like them. Have you tried using words to express how she pushes others away with her attitude?

Alright faggots, I was going to take a nap, but it's Hummingbird-chan time.
>It was that time again.
>Vacations always sucked, you never knew where to go or what to do
>to be honest, you'd rather stay home in the comfort of your familiar surroundings
>Still, your company had given you an all-expenses-paid trip to a place of your choosing
>It'd be a shame to let it go to waste
>you decide on the western continent, nobody really talked about it for whatever reason
>It was expensive, and even though they would never admit it, most people were afraid of the place
>If you were getting everything for free, you may as well get as much out of it as possible
>You could find a nice resort and just relax for a couple weeks.
>As you fill out the required paperwork and book your hotel and flight, you find yourself getting a little excited
>Even though it's somewhat out of character for you, you go with it
>Life had been pretty boring lately, this would be a nice change of pace
>Time to live a little.
(contd.)

So summer is coming up, are you ready for the hordes of freshly sheared rape trains?

>>13549236

>TFW your first tryst with her ended with the Dark Elf telling you there's no way your 'weak, pathetic human seed could even hope to impregnate a specimen of my pedigree'
>TFW end up increasing the level of stimulus on the Dark Elf day in and out, from various poultices and techniques you've been taught
>She never drops her haughty bitch act until you try something new
>She gives a delightful yelp of pain and surprise as you nibble on the farthest most dagger tip of her ear
>Her vaginal walls clench as well
>Every time you remark about it or nibble on her ears, she keeps telling you that it won't work, no matter how much you try
>But you can see her resolve breaking the more you do it
>You can see the shock on her face as you pull out a syringe full of Large Mice mana, often used as a fertility drug by various MGs
>She begs you to stop, that she can't stand the idea of bearing a human's child
>'Oh? But who is the one who said that my seed was too weak?'
>The Elf is practically begging you now, telling you that it isn't weak, telling you she doesn't want to fall
>Ignore her and hilt yourself deep inside of her, spilling every last drop of your semen into the Dark Elf's gluttonous pussy
>Even to this day, when her belly is distended with your child and a babe is latched to her bosom, drinking her mother's milk as the once proud Elf moans with bestial lust you wonder
>Could it have been different if she had let your village live? If she hadn't enslaved all the men?
>Part of you doesn't care, feeling your ego and sweet vengeance carve a bevel into the fabric of reality. Sometimes you just have to walk along the razor's edge.

>>13549270
What's the male equivalent of a bonnet?

>>13549275
Of course. It's year of the sheep. They should be treated nicely.

>>13549285
Ah.

My dick.

>>13549280
Are you serious?

>>13549290
1 down.

352 to go.

Such is life on a MG Farm.

>>13549280
>What's the male equivalent of a bonnet?
What do you think?

>>13549280

A SNOOD.

>>13549285
Darling has levels of self control that'd make a saint wonder how he does it.

>>13549275
Southern humidity and onslaught of mosquitoes.
Being ready for anything this time of year is just a fleeting fantasy.

>>13549307
Lacking a pair of testicles is hardly "self-control".

>>13549299
Yes.

>>13549303
Hat, fedora? I don't know.

>>13549279
Bittersweet.

>>13549318
You just answered your own question.

Question, Anons.

How do we feel about Spartoi?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spartoi

>>13549285
>that butt

I lose.

>>13549331
Freshly sheared sheep butt. Ready to be tanned during the Summer.

>>13549275
>>13549285
Man, weresheep are so sweet.

>>13549329
>wanting to kill a man that can slay a dragon

Faggot.

I want to get lost in the forest and be found by a trio of nice, friendly, curvy, Kitsunes.

>>13549270
But it's okay if you do? This guy...

>>13549338
>Freshly sheared sheep butt.
It'd be especially sensitive to spanking.

>>13549271
>You arrive at the resort a week later
>Your flight was uneventful, and everyone you met was kind and courteous
>It was really hard to imagine why everyone back at home thought this place was so bad
>A lamia with diamond-patterned scales at the check in desk hands you your room keys and gives you the run-down of the resort
>Pools, beaches, a spa, restaurants, the works
>You'd never been to a place as lavish as this
>Even though you feel a bit out of place, you try not to show it
>Your room is massive, more than twice the size of your apartment back home
>You dump your shit on the king-sized bed, eager to do... something.
>You didn't quite know what to do yet, there are so many options
>Decide to take a walk, get a feel for things
>As you walk through the grounds, you can't help but notice how few guests there are
>It's the middle of summer, you had expected the place to be packed
>As you stroll by the one of the pools, you see a couple of mermaid children happily splashing each other
>Damn, you're thirsty
>You stop at the poolside bar for a drink
>You'd never been much for alcohol, but they have sodas there
>You lay out in a lounge chair, lazily sipping your drink, watching the clouds float by in the sky
>Eventually, you hear a soft buzzing sound near you
>Shit
>Your hand flies instinctively to your pocket to your phone
>Nobody ever called you unless it was urgent
>However, your phone is off
>The buzzing is still there
>Hey.Heyyou.Hey.
(contd.)

>>13549249
Don't let this bother you anon, in the later games she's taking more than just enemas

>>13549350
It's okay when I do what?

>>13549331
>>13549338

I bet sheared sheep girl butt smells like fresh hay and lewd dreams

>>13549307
>>13549317
It's called being human. Whoever can't control themselves might as well be on the level of unintelligent animals who only obey their instincts. We should be better than that.

I want a tsundere Elf maid whose pride won't let her admit that she loves her master.
>"I'm so lucky to have you around"
>"I-it's not like I have a choice! I just know that you're helpless without me around, so this is just noblesse oblige!"

>>13549352
>"N-No!"

>>13549307
Throughout the universe, it is said that there exists particles known as haremnium. Once in a millennium, these particles may magnetise themselves to a person upon conception.
The result of this is possible impedance of brain development, a decreased sexual drive, and almost complete invulnerability.
Haremnium is a particle that alters the fabric of space and time itself. It will bind with other people from anywhere in the world, drawing them together like the strings of fate.

The one known as Darling is, as far as can be perceived, completely saturated with haremnium particles, making him possibly the strongest, densest, least sexual and most fawned after (by those affected with haremnium) man on the planet.

Truly, he is a force to be reckoned with.

>>13549360
It's okay to rape someone when you like them, as monstergirls do?

>>13549364
Indeed.
That's why we humans should call the shots, not the vagina extensions.

>>13549343

Ares was kind of a tool, yes.

But seriously, no thoughts about sewing dragon's teeth into the ground and watching big, damned draconic warriors crawl out of the earth?

>>13549367
>tsundere
It's shit.

>>13549368
What was that livestock? Bend over.

>>13549372
Quit making me want to go watch Space Dandy again, anon.

Have some paladins coming to terms with fighting other humans instead.

>>13549374
No, no it's not. For example, what if the guy already had a waifu and was dedicated to her? You'd be committing some real shitty NTR right there, or heck, the guy might not even fall for your mindbreak tricks. Then you'd just be a rapist.

It's only OK to rape when it's consensual.

>>13549374
When rape is used as a means of love and not of destruction, yes.

>>13549359
>>>/u/

>>13549344

The sad thing is i'm torn between doing Ara Ara curvy Stockholm inducing yandere Kitsune or Jomsviking Half-blood Jotunn girl

>>13549395
I'd go with the former but that's just me.

>>13549381
>draconic

You mean skelingtons. We've all see Jason and the Argonauts.

>>13549353
It better not be that annoying robot
"Hey you over here!"

>>13549353
Going well so far.

Man, where is my head today. I forgot to even hit submit.

>>13549092
Yes.
>>13549100

>>13545023
Okay lets get it going

>She refused continually to let you take her in using her current outfit. It took you a while longer than you wanted, but she settled perfectly into pair of childhood jeans and an old highschool sweater that you hadn’t bothered using since graduation

>She slipped the black sweater over her arms and held up her hands to show how they were completely swallowed by the black fabric before sniffing the sleeves for your smell.

> She smiled weakly as you lifted her into your arms. Her twig-like arms wrapped themselves as best they could around your chest while her entire body shivered in your grasp

>Yesterday’s fear of even having your hand near her had disappeared so rapidly that it caused doubts to surface in your mind. Monstergirls very easily imprinted on human men and became attached, but the process itself was different for every species, right?

>You had read of shirohebi’s chasing men for years after randomly exchanging glances on the street once. You looked down at the bundle of hair and feathers in your arms and were overcome with fear as the thought of being stalked for the rest of your life rose in your thoughts.

>Then again there were also tales of monstergirls refusing certain men repeatedly. Was it an affinity deal? Could monstergirls just naturally sense which men they were meant to mate with and marry? If so, then how come this kiki was covered in scars and burns?

> “Master?” Her hand gently grazed your chin and popped the thought bubble which you had spent time forming. Your contemplation must’ve looked more like a mental illness to the poor girl.

> “Sorry. Just thinking about buying your new clothes.” She smiled meekly as you carried her out of the house and into your car. Remaining silent even as you deposited her into the seat and started the engine.

2/4

>>13549378
Not necessarily. Humans have the advantage in that they are almost always able to keep composure, unless it's a special case, like being drugged, genetic defects, etc. Monster girls (depending on the canon, but in this case, I'm assuming it's the one where they're a part of a working and modern society) also have that control most of the time, depending on the type. It's only that they have less control under more cases than humans do, not that they are never able to control themselves.

This conflict is what makes monster girls OLEV.

>>13549423
>The roads were mostly empty that morning, the grey skies overhead painted the atmosphere as gloomy, but calm. She leaned her head onto your shoulder halfway through the drive and closed her eyes as if sleeping.

>She woke with a start as you drove into the clinic. Her anxiety plain on her face as you coaxed her out of the car in the same way you might try to convince a stray dog that you’re their friend.

>The insides were a clean white overlaid with decorations regarding child-care and monstergirl care. “Make sure to clean your harpy chick’s gullet before refeeding!” plastered on a poster beside an anatomical diagram of a lamia’s digestive tract.

>She whimpered when you set her down on the waiting room chair. “C-Can you enter with me?” She whispered into your ear while gripping the collar of your sweater. You assured her repeatedly that you had no plans of leaving her alone from start to finish. She nodded nervously in return.

>Your appointment was due in ten minutes, but there were still a few people waiting before you had come in. A few seats in front of you an older man held two catgirl toddlers in his arm. They licked his face despite his quiet protests for them to stop.

>Other that that you could see a lamia rubbing her tail slowly like a child would after scraping their knee. It was somehow surreal to think that single doctor could study in the span of one lifetime enough medicine to treat over a hundred different species of humanoids.

> “Mr. Anon? Ready to see you.” The heavy door at the end of the hallways opened and a kindly voice called out. Once more you lifted the kiki into your arms and made your way to the doctor’s examination room.

3/4

>>13549399

But She's a big girl

>>13549387
>consensual rape

Hmm, I can dig it.

>>13549388
Not sure I agree with you.

Read about Humming bird girlson /MGG , go off and look up videos of them on Thattube, Now I find myself really thinking it would be fun to be with one,(as a friend, I don't think I could waifu one, least as harpies go she wont be forgetful) and hopefully she won't be too hyperactive for me.

Now I want you guys to:
Imagine hyperactive sex with a small 60lb hummingbird girl.

>>13549423
>were overcome with fear as the thought of being stalked for the rest of your life rose in your thoughts.
Man, what a faggot.

>>13549429
> “Happy to see you, Anon.” The doctor was getting on in years but his eyes shined with intelligence despite the wrinkles growing around them. You shook hands and set the kiki down on the patient’s bed covered in the strange wax paper that was replaced after every use.

>She swung her legs absentmindedly as you spoke to the doctor about her case. Her eyes looked every which way except at the doctor who she avoided even gazing at as her eyes turned toward another health poster or contraption.

>The older man spent the next few minutes going over common illnesses and things to look out for in kikimora’s that could cause health hazards. Apparently they have a tendency to develop osteoporosis later in life, but that wasn’t exactly what you were looking for.

>The moment of truth finally arrived with the utterance of two word. “Blood sample.” He opened his desk and pulled out a clear plastic case containing inside a 50 ml syringe and in the other hand the thin needle that he’d use.

>She gasped. You weren’t hoping for a miracle, but you also didn’t expect her to jump into your arms at the sight of the metallic barb. The doctor seemed surprise too as his eyes opened wide at the sight of the already small girl huddled in your arms with her face buried deep into your chest.

> “Please no… I’ll do anything else, but no needles.” She gave something less than a whisper. A tiny sound that you could barely understand as you tried your best to calm her down.

> “Maybe it would be better if we used sedatives?” He fumbled in his desk for something while you calmed her down. Her nails bit into your skin as her grip tightened slowly, you tried not to let the pain show.

>"Please master, I'll be good, so please..." She spoke between the bawling in half finished words. Her eyes shut tight with such force that not even her tears could find their way out.

What do you do?

>>13549433
How big?

>>13549386
I'll make you want to watch whatever I want to make you want to watch.
If nothing else, watch episode 8 of both seasons. Both a couple of my personal favourites.

>>13549224
Anon, no.
Elves are for the purest form of love.

>>13549444
I thought that wasn't allowed?

>>13549436
>I'm a faggot, please rape my face

>>13549447
Says who?

>>13549441

9'6 - 10' area. Not too big.

Nothing crazy like fisting with whole arm like you get with fucking horsepussy

>>13549453
The kings of the thread.
>>13549455
That's big enough for me.

>>13549352
Nah, softly blowing on it, making her shudder.

>>13549353
>What the hell is that?
>A shrill, high pitched voice is calling out to you
>"Hey.That'sanicelookingdrinkyougotthere."
>"What?"
>You turn to face the voice
>A tiny female of some sort is hovering behind you
>She can't be much more than two feet tall
>You can barely see her arms, or wings.
>Wing-arms?
>Either way, she was flapping them so fast that they were a just two blurs of green
>"MistercanIhaveyoursodapleasemister?"
>Her words are almost too hard to make out, she speaks almost as fast as she flaps her wings
>"S-sure..."
>You'd never been good talking to people, especially strangers who just walk up to you and ask you for shit
>Either way, this girl is fairly cute
>Besides, the soda you had gotten was gigantic, there was no way you would finish it all
>You awkwardly hold the drink out to the girl, who you finally recognize as a Hummingbird
>She gleefully sips at it
>Her sips are tiny and she fully releases the straw from her diminutive lips after each one
>you wonder how she can even taste the sweet liquid with such small sips
>"Thanksmisterthatwasreallygood!Yoursodawasreallygoodmister!"
>She'd barely made a dent in the drink, part of you doubted she'd even had any at all
>You would have thought it impossible, but now she seems even more energetic
>Her words are completely unintelligible now, but she seems to not want to leave
>Great
>Fantastic
>Usually you were more on guard for this sort of thing
>Back at home, monsters had all sorts of tricks they would use to ensnare a possible husband
>Evidently there was no vacationing from that.
>The Hummingbird-girl seems content, flitting to and fro under the umbrella attached to your lounge chair
>Now that you noticed it, the buzzing vibrations coming from her wings were oddly calming
>You feel yourself drifting off to sleep

>>13548521
I have two stories involving yuri. One which is MG/MG, and one that's MG/HG. The former is the focus of the story, the latter just has it in the background.

>>13549424
Still not gonna let them do anything important.

>>13549423
>>13549429
>>13549438
yes. YES.

and give Her pats on the head and tell her that your right here and she has nothing to worry about

>>13549438
Hold her close while the work is done. This stuff needs to get taken care of, but letting her suffer alone isn't fair. I'm not sure how well the sedatives would work out in the end, but those are an option too I guess.

>>13549436
>spoiler

I'd be scared of hurting her, but at the same time I can imagine it being fast and furious, like a 200 metre sprint where you're racing to push each other over the finish line.

>>13549461
What are the pairings specifically?

>>13549468
Dragons mostly.