Monster Girl Thread

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Monster Girl Thread Anonymous Sat, May 23, 2015 23:17:20 No.13539531 [Reply] [Original]

You are mad

Monster Girl Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/UevqvF4h

Monster Girl Blogspot: http://monstergirlcollection.blogspot.mx/?zx=61f8bddc3f284770

Monster Girl Wordpress: https://monstergirlscollection.wordpress.com/

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 23, 2015 23:17:41 No.13539535 File: 261 KB, 1134x1432, 2013-02-25-560636.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] First for Vampires

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 23, 2015 23:18:47 No.13539540 Second for I wish I could delete OP's

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 23, 2015 23:18:49 No.13539541 >doll >https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mfaTXK4Rfew Only now am I discovering this. My fucking heart.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 23, 2015 23:19:02 No.13539545 File: 673 KB, 950x820, 1ebf569e8f7ac552f324786c6dfd8f4c.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Vanilla a best

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 23, 2015 23:19:13 No.13539547 Well, this one didn't mess up the links by adding an extra thing, so I like it more. Good thing I decided not to make another one, or we'd have three.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 23, 2015 23:19:17 No.13539548 FAST!

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 23, 2015 23:19:55 No.13539550 >>13539525 Is it safe to deny an Alp sex this long for these reasons? I'm sure it is. After all, what is she gonna do?

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 23, 2015 23:20:10 No.13539551 Kikimoras are olev.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 23, 2015 23:20:14 No.13539552 >>13539540 You can. Just delete it like any other post.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 23, 2015 23:20:17 No.13539553 >>13539545 The fuck is this shit.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 23, 2015 23:20:58 No.13539557 Oh look, everythig worked out fine after all.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 23, 2015 23:21:02 No.13539559 File: 55 KB, 459x443, sd.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want a Lamia wife

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 23, 2015 23:21:57 No.13539563 >>13539552 http://i.imgur.com/GEPVZgb.png

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 23, 2015 23:23:19 No.13539570 File: 574 KB, 665x887, 3563733.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13539559 Possessive girls a best

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 23, 2015 23:23:43 No.13539573 File: 111 KB, 450x500, dcc4fc0242ee1e927c612334424cc458.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] nth for succubi just want sex and love.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 23, 2015 23:23:52 No.13539574 >>13539550 Get increasingly lewd until she finally gives up on tempting you and just rapes you?

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 23, 2015 23:23:56 No.13539575 File: 345 KB, 495x600, 1412296176235.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >You will never have a Yeti worry about you catching a cold in the winter and bundle you up warmly like Randy from A Christmas Story

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 23, 2015 23:24:37 No.13539579 File: 352 KB, 1080x1920, super wurm-chan.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Remember kids, crime doesn't pay.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 23, 2015 23:25:09 No.13539582 File: 74 KB, 480x640, 6w2NL.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This monsters girl thing seems fucking autistic.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 23, 2015 23:25:48 No.13539583 >>13539582 It is.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 23, 2015 23:26:15 No.13539584 >>13539582 REMOVE 3D

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 23, 2015 23:26:36 No.13539588 >>13539582 K

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 23, 2015 23:27:02 No.13539590 >>13539582 Just like everything else in /jp/.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 23, 2015 23:27:48 No.13539596 >>13539583 >>13539584 >>13539588 >>13539590 >justasplanned.jpg

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 23, 2015 23:27:51 No.13539597 >>13539579 Would Spider-man turn into an incubus or a monster girl when exposed to DE?

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 23, 2015 23:28:32 No.13539601 File: 129 KB, 480x640, gPdys.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13539590 Nah. This is some deviant artist tier autism. Like, autism for real.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 23, 2015 23:28:41 No.13539604 >>13539597 He's a human man who is mutated. Probably an incubus.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 23, 2015 23:28:52 No.13539607 >>13539579 What would Wurm-Chan's unite morph be?

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 23, 2015 23:29:18 No.13539608 >>13539596 It's amazing how fucking stupid the people in these threads can be.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 23, 2015 23:30:05 No.13539612 >>13539596 >I was pretending guys

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 23, 2015 23:30:07 No.13539613 >>13539608 And we had this discussion just last thread too.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 23, 2015 23:31:13 No.13539619 >>13539601 Why do you stalk random japanese girls, Anon?

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 23, 2015 23:31:32 No.13539623 >>13539608 Not you though, you're just the poster boy for intelligence.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 23, 2015 23:32:26 No.13539627 >>13539607 Unite Wurm, duh?

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 23, 2015 23:33:18 No.13539632 >>13539579 I want to ask Wurm-chan for a hug before she dishes out justice on me.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 23, 2015 23:33:26 No.13539633 Report and ignore, why does this need to be said everytime?

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 23, 2015 23:33:46 No.13539635 >>13539607 >>13539597 >unite >DE I don't understand these.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 23, 2015 23:33:56 No.13539637 >>13539633 Looks like the cleanup is in progress.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 23, 2015 23:34:21 No.13539639 >>13539633 Some days I forget what the first three hundred posts are like here. Always the worst part of the threads.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 23, 2015 23:34:43 No.13539642 >>13539637 Works for me.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 23, 2015 23:35:04 No.13539645 File: 89 KB, 480x640, QCte6.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13539619 It's not random. I've been stalking this same one for several years and for very specific reasons.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 23, 2015 23:35:06 No.13539646 >>13539525 Does oral count as sex? How about a handjob? Dry humping?

Anonymous Sat, May 23, 2015 23:35:10 No.13539647

>Asshole cat has knocked my laptop off the desk yet again
>fucked up the downkey
>Broke the USB for the wireless mouse
>On a previous act of assholery, fucked up the fan

I'm usually a patient man, but if catgirls became a thing my leash would be so fucking short.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 23, 2015 23:35:26 No.13539649 >>13539639 At least it's better than when it's the day crew making new threads, the shitposting goes on for hours then.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 23, 2015 23:36:32 No.13539651 >>13539647 Just get rid of the cunt.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 23, 2015 23:37:03 No.13539653 >>13539645 Well, have fun with your autism as well, my friend.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 23, 2015 23:37:33 No.13539657 >>13539645 At least post nudes/rapes photos, dude

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 23, 2015 23:37:34 No.13539658 >>13539646 Of course! All such lewd perversions are frowned upon! Sexual acts should not be partaken in, and those that are should be exclusively missionary position when the time has arrived to bring a child into the world using God's good grace!

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 23, 2015 23:37:41 No.13539660 >>13539649 Night time is just as shit, don't kid yourself.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 23, 2015 23:38:17 No.13539663 >>13539647 >Tower master race I came here to laugh at you.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 23, 2015 23:39:16 No.13539667 >>13539660 This.

Anonymous Sat, May 23, 2015 23:39:21 No.13539668

>>13539651
Not mine, never would have gotten a cat in the first place. Dogs are much better. And I'm not edgy enough to kill it or anything.

>>13539660
Liar.

>>13539663
It was given to me years ago, and I can't afford a tower. Would if I could, man.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 23, 2015 23:40:40 No.13539674 File: 55 KB, 204x184, 1369545536035.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >You will never be breastfed by a Holstaurus

Anonymous Sat, May 23, 2015 23:41:08 No.13539676

>>13539660
False, there are plenty of nights that these threads are vastly better than the day crew.
I've seen entire days in these threads be literally nothing but shitposting, these periods are like the ocean beneath the waves, any swells are nothing compared to the storm raging above.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 23, 2015 23:42:07 No.13539682 >>13539545 >Mermaid ass >Mermaid knees >>13539553 It's shit.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 23, 2015 23:43:09 No.13539690 File: 987 KB, 1131x1600, succubutt.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Succubutts

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 23, 2015 23:43:36 No.13539692 >>13539690 No. I don't want that.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 23, 2015 23:44:00 No.13539694 >>13539690 Thought I was looking at scat for a minute there.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 23, 2015 23:44:18 No.13539696 >>13539690 Yes. I do want that.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 23, 2015 23:44:20 No.13539697 >>13539690 What's with that ring? Is the ass so fat it has its own orbit?

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 23, 2015 23:44:24 No.13539698 >>13539692 You don't want a monster girl to plant her fat butt on your face?

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 23, 2015 23:44:25 No.13539699 >>13539690 I refuse.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 23, 2015 23:44:31 No.13539700 >>13539690 I'll pass.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 23, 2015 23:45:11 No.13539702 >>13539690 I'm ok with facesitting, but not from a succuslut.

Anonymous Sat, May 23, 2015 23:45:12 No.13539703 [DELETED]

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"Yo Daddy-O! Your wife slapped me after I called her a nasty bitch. That really hurts y'know? It's a big, big crime in the Cat Kingdom. Time for your family to pay up, I'm bringing an army at sundown. You ready to become a communal slutboy? Mm, mm, I know I'm ready for it. Better wash up, I like em clean."

How do you respond?

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 23, 2015 23:45:25 No.13539704 >>13539697 Motion lines, anon.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 23, 2015 23:46:41 No.13539709 >>13539703 >[ ] Don't destroy the cat >[X] Destroy the cat

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 23, 2015 23:46:48 No.13539710 File: 42 KB, 318x428, gp1gp2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13539703 Stand still for a sec will yah? Just stay riiight there.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 23, 2015 23:46:48 No.13539711 >>13539703 Laugh in her face as the cat kingdom was napalmed decades ago. Then literally kick her over the fence.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 23, 2015 23:47:34 No.13539713 >>13539703 Tell her we're going to teleport to Royal Makai and tell the Demon Lord that somebody's trying to bring NTR to her world. Shit's on now. Shit's on like Donkey Kong.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 23, 2015 23:47:39 No.13539715 Do any of you guys actually dream about monster girls or have lucid dreams to go to the next level to fantasize about monster girls?

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 23, 2015 23:48:00 No.13539718 >>13539703 I shit my pants literally and wait for the inevitable. Hopefully I disgust them enough to leave me alone.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 23, 2015 23:48:39 No.13539721 File: 313 KB, 1920x1080, Colored Kamilla.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Dragons?

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 23, 2015 23:48:58 No.13539723 >>13539715 No, But I dream about posting on /mgg/ for some reason.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 23, 2015 23:49:09 No.13539725 >>13539715 I don't have a steady enough sleep cycle to dream, let alone lucid dream.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 23, 2015 23:50:11 No.13539730 File: 375 KB, 610x552, 4964308f7a2d168e36e61bbc085659fa.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13539721 Yes.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 23, 2015 23:50:49 No.13539733 >>13539703 >"Hey cunt. Wanna see me make a cat go woof?"

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 23, 2015 23:50:59 No.13539735 >>13539723 I think you should spend a bit of time away man. That can't be healthy. >>>/out/

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 23, 2015 23:51:17 No.13539737 File: 419 KB, 1920x1080, 1429691971537.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] how goes /mgg/ efforts into an ice cream which doesn't melt in the presence of you're waifu?

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 23, 2015 23:51:34 No.13539742 >>13539715 I've had a few MG dreams. Not as many as I want though. >>13539733 I've seen pigs bark so I believe other animals can.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 23, 2015 23:51:35 No.13539743 >>13539647 >fucked up the fan Like what, the ceiling fan?

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 23, 2015 23:52:07 No.13539745 File: 801 KB, 1200x1440, Dragonnewt Princess.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13539730 I love them.

Anonymous Sat, May 23, 2015 23:52:28 No.13539748

>>13539668
>>13539676
Gonna have o agree with that guy, nigh thread goers are as autistic as the daytimers about shit hey don't like, and mainly talk about shit despised by day crew, things that cause problems in the first place. But this is starting to smell like femdom vs maldom in another front, so I'm gonna stop, but yeah, don't kid yourselves, if you post here you're shit, day or night.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 23, 2015 23:52:38 No.13539749 >>13539737 >you're waifu? >you're I am not waifu.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 23, 2015 23:53:11 No.13539753 >>13539745 Of course you do, you have superior taste.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 23, 2015 23:53:38 No.13539755 File: 121 KB, 540x799, 1432439618941.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13539703 I'm pretty sure this is a valid option for me at this point

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 23, 2015 23:53:57 No.13539757 File: 417 KB, 648x905, Dragon by Monomono.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13539753 >Supererior

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 23, 2015 23:54:11 No.13539758 >>13539749 You're not? Then please disregard my last text message...

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 23, 2015 23:55:03 No.13539761 >>13539758 Too late.

Anonymous Sat, May 23, 2015 23:55:13 No.13539763

>>13539742
'Couse she can. All you need is a little petrol and a match.

>>13539743
Nah, knocked it off and it landed on a bad angle. Don't know what happened but the fan kept catching on something after that and soon after stopped working all together and the laptop just shut down once it began to overheat. Had to get a replacement fan.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 23, 2015 23:55:16 No.13539764 >>13539735 >he doesn't shitposts on 4chan in his dreams I want normies to leave

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 23, 2015 23:55:36 No.13539765 File: 722 KB, 707x1000, echidna flushed.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I'd like to thank people in this thread who posted P&D Echidna and got me to play Puzzle and Dragons. You guys rock.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 23, 2015 23:55:42 No.13539766 >>13539761 Ok, but don't open the picture, that's for waifus only.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 23, 2015 23:56:02 No.13539767 File: 299 KB, 711x800, 270ea65f94508e425cc74a4bca3a8167.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Dragon girls? I love them!

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 23, 2015 23:56:09 No.13539768 File: 372 KB, 1000x883, Cheshire_cat.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >"I'll let you fuck my tight kitty pussy if you can solve my riddle anon! All you have to do is answer this one question... What is the Krabby Patty Secret Formula?"

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 23, 2015 23:56:14 No.13539769 File: 932 KB, 1700x910, 1402110920214.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Milk?

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 23, 2015 23:56:36 No.13539771 >>13539766 One of us is alping tonight.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 23, 2015 23:56:46 No.13539774 >>13539765 What're ya smuggin' at, diamond nipples?

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 23, 2015 23:57:04 No.13539775 >>13539765 See if you're still thanking them after you realize you've whittled away $200 on Magic Stones.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 23, 2015 23:57:04 No.13539776 >>13539768 If I tell you that, I'll lose my job, you stupid bimbo.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 23, 2015 23:57:15 No.13539779 >>13539764 Only dream with a MG I've ever had was with a shirohebi which turned into a human girl. All my other dreams have to do with people I know. I wish I had cool dreams.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 23, 2015 23:57:25 No.13539780 >>13539768 Sorry, i'm not into cats

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 23, 2015 23:57:46 No.13539782 >>13539769 I want to flirt with all the cute Holstaurs at the farm!

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 23, 2015 23:58:04 No.13539785 >>13539771 I sure hope it's not me.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 23, 2015 23:58:20 No.13539787 >>13539768 THE REAL KRABBY PATTY SECRET FORMULA IS End of episode

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 23, 2015 23:58:20 No.13539788 >>13539779 >shirohebi which turned into a human girl >jesuschristhowhorrifying.gif

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 23, 2015 23:58:34 No.13539789 >>13539775 >$200 on Magic Stones Eh? The game was only $30.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 23, 2015 23:58:54 No.13539791 File: 49 KB, 182x199, tipsbonnet.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13539767 >>13539757 >>13539745 >>13539721

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 23, 2015 23:58:56 No.13539792 >>13539768 The secret formula is a Cheshire getting pregnant.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 23, 2015 23:59:06 No.13539794 >>13539785 We'll soon find out.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 23, 2015 23:59:08 No.13539795 >>13539765 L-lewd!

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 23, 2015 23:59:15 No.13539796 File: 111 KB, 600x800, TELL ME THE SECRETS OF THE CRABBY PATTY SECRET FORMULA.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13539776 Just tell her.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 23, 2015 23:59:22 No.13539798 >>13539771 Oh, I didn't know we were taking a trip to the Alps.

>>	Anonymous Sat, May 23, 2015 23:59:46 No.13539801 >>13539767 Especially this one. >You will never enter Draco Centauros into a beauty contest without her permission, just to see her win 1st place in the end

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 00:00:08 No.13539803 >>13539796 Is she gonna pay my bills? No? Yeah, I didn't think so.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 00:00:45 No.13539806 File: 499 KB, 1435x974, skirt.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13539796 That skin is looking really leathery she might need a shed or something

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 00:00:51 No.13539807 >>13539787 50% Sea 50% Weed

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 00:01:26 No.13539811 >>13539791 Dragonslut here, why are Lizardgirl White Knights such losers? I want a Dragon girl who'll smack my ass and grope me while she tells me to fetch her something to eat

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 00:02:21 No.13539814 >>13539811 >not having a sub dragon I want plebs to leave.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 00:02:21 No.13539815 File: 195 KB, 566x800, Very nice Dragon.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13539803 >Pay your bills I think we can work things out if you're willing to cooperate, sir.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 00:03:29 No.13539822 >>13539811 I'd rather a Wurm who will protect me from any harm that may come, and to whom I can prove that she really is loved.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 00:03:34 No.13539823 >>13539811 I want to abuse one of those bonnet tippers and rape the hipster out of her.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 00:03:41 No.13539826 File: 41 KB, 800x473, 1406944999726.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Why do Ushi-Oni's make such great tanks?

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 00:03:44 No.13539827 >>13539811 >Calling people with different preferences than yours losers That's against Dragonslut code. You're a faker.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 00:03:59 No.13539830 >>13539815 Whatever you think you're paying me, triple that amount.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 00:04:11 No.13539833 >>13539814 If I wanted a sub scaly I'd just get a Lizardman.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 00:04:40 No.13539835 >>13539826 Because they have a healing factor so they don't need healsluts?

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 00:04:40 No.13539836 >>13539814 >Wanting a female lizard I'm not sure who I want to leave, but I want them gone none the less. >>13539826 Giant Ant is better.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 00:05:02 No.13539839 >>13539833 I only take the best.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 00:05:32 No.13539843 >>13539826 >Massive VIT stat >Very large HP regen that will never go away >Pretty modest innate DEF What do you think? >>13539830 >triple nothing We have a deal then.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 00:06:28 No.13539844 >>13539836 >implying a Dragon waifu who fawns on you and isn't a bitch isn't the best

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 00:06:52 No.13539846 File: 46 KB, 171x163, 1394487753722.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13539811 >they respect men

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 00:07:28 No.13539847 >>13539843 >nothing Funny, cause that's exactly what you're now getting. Glad I could help.

Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 00:08:33 No.13539851

>>13539827
Oh come on, everyone makes fun of Lizardgirls. They're betas who think sucking up to dick will get them dick.

Also they want to stop fun, and think rape is bad.

>>13539846
Also this.

I want a Dragon waifu who'll treat me as her greatest treasure, being incredibly possessive of me and make me please her. Which I gladly would. I like women who know what they want and get it.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 00:09:44 No.13539854 >>13539826 >Chinpo hilarious. I wonder if she can read what's on it.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 00:10:22 No.13539855 >>13539851 Everyone else has the decency to do it when Lizardsluts aren't in the room.

Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 00:11:01 No.13539859

>>13539844
She's only stuck-up really at worst. Either way they'll fawn on you. You become a treasure to them. I'm actually okay with both, but I prefer her default state because it's unique. If anything that's much less pleb than wanting her to just be a lizardman with wings.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 00:11:15 No.13539860 >>13539855 >Being two-faced They'll never improve if you're too spineless to tell them they're losers

Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 00:12:06 No.13539863

>>13539836
>Giant Ant is better.
So while I'm thinking about this

Dire giant ant
>Exoskeleton with a strength and lightness comparative to dragon scale
>Retractable like a wurm's, can cover even her soft humie parts in a shell of mega durable armor
>Stands as tall as an amazon
>Ripped as shit
Just get her some tectonic fuckin' plates for shields and you're set.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 00:12:22 No.13539864 File: 449 KB, 1318x1473, 1413976574462.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want to be the 'bodyguard' of a mob princess dragon.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 00:12:49 No.13539867 >>13539854 She'd require an education of some sort.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 00:13:02 No.13539869 >>13539859 I also prefer their default state. It's why I like them. That proud, lazy, treasure hoarding, and haughty attitude of theirs is what makes them my favorite over things like Jinko or Lilim.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 00:14:07 No.13539874 >>13539863 >Stands as tall as an amazon Christ, I wonder what the queen would look like.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 00:14:34 No.13539877 >>13539859 Guess we'll have to agree to disagree.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 00:15:02 No.13539880 >>13539864 Have fun getting killed for a little bitch who will just replace you with a new guard the next day

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 00:15:16 No.13539882 >>13539814 I thought I was the only one.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 00:15:32 No.13539884 I want to go to Wonderland with an Ant Arachne and smoke some dank nugs with the blue Oomukade that hangs out there!

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 00:15:36 No.13539885 >>13539869 >lazy Fair point, I want to cuddle and serve one. Just remember she may be lazy, but she has power and strength, hence what fuels her haughtiness

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 00:16:00 No.13539887 >>13539863 She'd be stronger than a normal Giant Ant which are already strong as all hell. Seriously, an ant scaled up to human size would already be a monster in strength. Square cube law aside.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 00:16:19 No.13539888 >>13539703 You can't make me a 'communal slutboy', you know? The Demon Lord won't stand for this, specially if I'm already married. Besides, my waifu is a Jinko. Good luck getting anyone to follow you if I'm already married to a cat.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 00:16:26 No.13539890 >>13539885 Ojou-sama/Mistress Dragons are best dragons.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 00:17:12 No.13539893 File: 327 KB, 560x420, RJ155906_img_main.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] New Frog-girl doujin, will have to keep an eye out for it on Sad Panda.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 00:17:17 No.13539894 >>13539882 Nope, we are the Dragonsluts' rival faction.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 00:18:12 No.13539898 File: 609 KB, 1000x1412, RJ155906_img_smp1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13539893

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 00:18:55 No.13539901 >>13539898 She's cute.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 00:19:16 No.13539902 >>13539898 I can already see where this is going. No thanks.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 00:19:30 No.13539903 >>13539893 >>13539898 Hold on now, just link us to the previews origin.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 00:20:10 No.13539906 >>13539898 >Human kept in a cage I think I'll pass.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 00:20:47 No.13539908 File: 254 KB, 768x256, [DameDame!] Umineko no naku koro ni - 01.mp5_snapshot_02.27_[2015.05.24_04.56.52].png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] why can't you guys just go to /d/ this isn't japanese "culture", this belongs on /a/ or /d/

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 00:20:54 No.13539911 >>13539880 I'm not a real bodyguard. They just call me that. A dragon really doesn't need a bodyguard.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 00:20:56 No.13539912 >>13539903 It went up on DLsite tonight. http://www.dlsite.com/maniax/work/=/product_id/RJ155906.html

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 00:21:03 No.13539913 >>13539779 >my other dreams have to do with people I know That's your problem, normie

Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 00:21:48 No.13539917

>>13539893
She looks like a cunt. She has cunty eyes.

>>13539874
Not very tough I imagine since they're built to fuck and not to fight.

>>13539887
I miss that dire monstergirl thing we did a while ago. Had a lot of potential for badass variations. Like a Dire Cockatrice, with scaled and shit everywhere and feather's as hard as diamond with the same retractable armor deal, and flaming eyes and shit.

Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 00:21:52 No.13539918

This...this doujin is so...weird.

>Guy hears rumors about this qt3.14 being an easy slut
>Gets invited over to her place to tutor her
>Nothing happens, is pretty sure the rumors are complete bunk
>She invites him to stay over after since it got so late
>Then two slutty looking girls show up...
>The rumors are true, they're an infamous trio of sluts
>Don't like the reputation though, and want to be "Pure inside" even if the other two just came from fucking some guys unconscious
>They hold a "We are not bitches, we're pure inside" SUPPORT GROUP at the qt's house
>Guy winds up getting hard
>Slut instincts kick in, they all fuck him together
>After, they still want to be "Pure, not bitches"
>Delete all their fuck-buddy contacts
>Decide to be the one guy's harem instead

What even.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 00:21:56 No.13539919 >>13539908 Nobody gets off the boat.

Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 00:23:28 No.13539922
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But I like lizards. I also like having mutual respect and giving consideration for thoughts and feelings.

Of course, lizardsluts who do it as a desperate act to get dick are kind of sad, but otherwise, a genuinely respectful relationship is something I value greatly.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 00:23:39 No.13539923 >>13539918 That has nothing to do with monstergirls, but it was still pretty good best page was where she grabbed the pizza

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 00:23:42 No.13539924 >>13539918 What. Ok.

Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 00:24:10 No.13539925
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>>13539911
>A dragon really doesn't need a bodyguard.

Why would you say that? dragons are probably one of the only monsters who CONSISTENTLY get killed in their legends. I dont know why thread cannon treats them like their invincible.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 00:24:24 No.13539927 >>13539918 Link?

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 00:24:25 No.13539928 >>13539898 Link?

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 00:25:02 No.13539931 >>13539918 Huh?

Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 00:25:41 No.13539934 [DELETED]

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>>13539919
i want these people in this thread to get off the boat

like >>13539922

this is a /d/ fetish and would be ok if it was like okuu or something where it's ok to fuck a crow and still be related to /jp/

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 00:25:55 No.13539935 >>13539925 I- That's a good point actually.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 00:26:15 No.13539937 >>13539923 We wind up talking about sluts and harems here so much, I felt it modestly topical. >>13539927 Be forewarned. The translation is atrocious. http://exhentai.org/g/817649/4e0d73ce31/

Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 00:26:24 No.13539938

>>13539925
A Dragon's death is a lot like a Plane Crash. It's a rare and highly unlikely event, but when it does happen it's treated as a major thing and everyone knows about it.

Compare to other Monster Girls, like goblins. You don't hear about them dying, because it's just common, natural, expected. Like car crashes. Despite being far more common than Plane crashes, and more people die from car crashes, you don't hear about it, because it's small and expected.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 00:26:27 No.13539939 File: 220 KB, 1200x1051, 1395546412074.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13539922 How do you feel about a Lizard Girl who disguises herself as a Dragon to win the affection of a Dragonslut?

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 00:26:46 No.13539941 >>13539927 >>13539928 Jesus Christ guys.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 00:27:30 No.13539945 >>13539939 She'd have to act like one too you know. Can a Lizard Girl bring herself to do that?

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 00:27:50 No.13539946 File: 26 KB, 300x300, CrowTenguAnim.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13539934 What if I want to fuck a crow?

Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 00:27:55 No.13539948

>>13539925
They have enough of a reputation to be called rulers of the earth. I think a mature dragon doesn't but a immature one could make use of a few. Dragons are also extremely prideful. Even if she would be better off with a bodyguard she might turn her nose up at it.

That actually sounds like a fun plot hook. Bratty Dragon loli who tries to run off because she's too proud to get protected by a bodyguard.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 00:28:05 No.13539949 >>13539934 >okuu Instantaneous testicular cancer/tumors are undesirable for everyone.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 00:28:20 No.13539950 >>13539939 I'd ask her why she doesn't just act like herself.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 00:28:22 No.13539951 >>13539908 >>13539934 Sounds like the same guy that says MonMusu threads belong on /jp/. It's like he's playing ping-pong with himself.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 00:29:02 No.13539955 >>13539937 >Man is a friend >Not a pole My god. This is hilarious.

Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 00:29:17 No.13539956

>>13539703
>pretend to submit
>draw her into my embrace
>slit throat/break neck
>give a keepsake to each of my daughterus
>make love to waifu one last time
>Send them o he underground, warded bunker
>make a pact with the lords of death to empower me and give me command over their dread legions, in exchange for the souls of all we slay
>they accept, eldritch energies surround me, my skin turns blue and eyes go white and without irises at the touch of the grave
>wait for the interlopers
>as promised, an army of cats of all kinds stands before my home
>they ask if I'm ready for the start of my bitchboy duties
>I reply with a wave of my hand, causing countless skeletal warriors to spring forth from the dust, swiftly decapitating their generals and lieutenants, before turning on the army itself, causing as much death as possible
>the army is in disarray, in a matter of minutes a full third of it has fallen
>they scatter, their remaining mages opening portals to their home dimension
>all this does is invite death upon them
>the cat kingdom is razed to ground, not a single soul is spared
>their "goddess" learns that day, that death comes to all, her head nailed to her throne as proof of this
>the task complete, I return home, ready to turn my blade upon my family, no doubt too far gone into evil
>my daughterus approach me, the keepsakes I gave them in sight, reminding me of them and who am, reawakening love in my heart, breaking ,me free from the eldritch powers because true rabu motherfucker
>the sky turns black as the dread lords make themselves known, angered at my turning from their service
>remind them that Article 96, section b, subparagraph F in the Codex of Infernal Affairs, grants freedom from a contract with demonic/eldrtitch/extradimensional beings, he who keeps love in his heart, and isn't motivated by mere bloodlust/revenge

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 00:29:49 No.13539958 >>13539945 Of course she will, she gets to act haughty while her love showers her with gifts and love. Just needs to be careful that her fake wings don't fall off.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 00:29:56 No.13539959 >>13539951 >>13539949 >>13539946 >Responding to an obvious shitposter Come on.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 00:30:40 No.13539961 >>13539937 Thanks. Here, if you don't mind shota then you might like this since it has freckles. http://exhentai.org/g/687306/f1c6e36aba/

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 00:30:58 No.13539962 >>13539948 >Bodyguard gets badass just because he has to stay by loli's side >Even when she can fly and he can't >If he can't, the mother will torch his ass

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 00:31:04 No.13539963 >>13539951 Does he tend to avoid the use of capitalizing sentences and the letter 'I'? I haven't seen his posts before.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 00:31:36 No.13539966 >>13539959 Not any of them, but I didn't respond to that guy because I didn't really understand his post.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 00:31:44 No.13539969 >>13539703 >Monstergirl attempting to instigate NTR Better tell the Demon Lord that we've got a defective unit in need of reprogramming/decommissioning.

Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 00:32:02 No.13539971 [DELETED]

>>13539959
If /jp/ could vote threads off the board this thread would be kicked out with 90% approval rating, it just so happens that since it's /a/'s trash dump it doesn't get a say in anything.

Plus you guys are just talking about regular porn now.

Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 00:32:03 No.13539973 [DELETED]

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>>13539951
i'm not him, i was summoned here

>>13539959
>it's shitposting if i don't like it
i know you have no home and you want to discuss your /d/-tier fetishes but i would really like it if you could go to /d/

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 00:32:10 No.13539975 >>13539938 Normal knights would go around hunting dragons for fun the only thing stopping dragons from being slaughtered daily is the fact that they are so rare.

Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 00:32:21 No.13539977

>>13539958
Eh, in that case assuming she was still strong enough, and acted like a Dragon, and laughed at Lizard Girl White Knights, I'd still love her. For it's not the Dragon on the outside that matters, but the Dragon on the inside, and if she has that, then there's no need for wings. My heart would forever be part of her treasure hoard, and forever her property.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 00:33:36 No.13539981 >>13539971 >Implying we aren't over half /jp/ Get out native

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 00:34:10 No.13539986 >>13539969 >Cait sith >Giving 2 fucks about the demon lord or her rules? They worship their cat god they couldent care less about the demon lord.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 00:34:11 No.13539987 >>13539971 Don't you have onaholes to review?

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 00:34:23 No.13539988 >>13539963 Not in the most recent one. Different kind of shitposting over there; can't even actually talk about the manga because of all the drama going on.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 00:34:38 No.13539989 >>13539987 >>13539981 Just report and ignore, they aren't worth giving attention.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 00:34:43 No.13539990 >>13539975 You only hear of the one knight who managed to slay a Dragon after it had slayed hundreds of knights. You never hear of all the Dragons who slay knights and never find a knight of their caliber. And for good reason, it's bad for PR.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 00:35:34 No.13539995 >>13539981 I think it's still somewhere south of half. It's what you would term an "invasion." >>13539987 Those threads are relative newcomers to /jp/, too.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 00:36:27 No.13539998 >>13539990 Siegfried was more badass than any knight.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 00:36:41 No.13540000 >>13539995 >It's what you would term an "invasion." Yeah. If we went here of our own volition. now shut up and talk about monstergirls.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 00:36:48 No.13540001 >>13539975 If we're talking about MGE, this isn't the case. Jabberwock for example isn't affected by steel weapons. Which is ridiculous when you think about it.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 00:37:19 No.13540004 >>13539990 What about that legendary Orc who slew a dragon with a suplex?

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 00:37:33 No.13540005 >>13540001 Well gee, a Wonderland girl is ridiculous. Who'da guessed.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 00:38:19 No.13540007 >>13540000 But isn't it tradition for refugees to be shat upon by the locals? Nice quads, btw.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 00:38:23 No.13540008 File: 1022 KB, 1440x1080, A fluffy tail and 4 maids. More than enough to kill anything that moves.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13540000 A more proper term would be "Exodus".

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 00:39:18 No.13540011 >>13540004 How does this invalidate anything I said? For every one Dragon slain, 50 more sit on their hoards and grow fat their whole life with no opposition prevailing. And besides, even with the ones slain, look at their K/D ratios.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 00:39:20 No.13540012 >>13540008 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wEPZ1ef2g_A

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 00:39:32 No.13540014 >>13540008 I'd say it would be exile. But that's me personally.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 00:39:37 No.13540015 File: 423 KB, 640x480, I CAST FIST.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13540001 >Jabberwock for example isn't affected by steel weapon Has anyone ever thought about just using their fists?

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 00:40:51 No.13540019 >>13540014 Nah, that would imply /a/ is worth going back to. >>13540015 Los Tiburon. The legendary luchador.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 00:40:55 No.13540020 >>13540015 No, we're not allowed to be gud.

Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 00:41:07 No.13540022 [DELETED]

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>>13540008
yeah like the exodus moses took with the jews, other countries surely wanted the jews to shit up their country, right?

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 00:41:35 No.13540023 >>13540015 I was thinking of magic and demon realm silver maybe but that could work. If you're bapho levels of strong. Also Grappling > Striking

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 00:41:59 No.13540026 >>13540019 I liked It there. But I guess most of that was because I didn't have to browse two boards at once.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 00:42:36 No.13540028 File: 99 KB, 909x835, Los Tiburon!.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13540019 >Los Tiburon HE IS A LUCHA

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 00:42:42 No.13540029 >>13540011 well maybe if they werent lazy shits and actually fought some real knights they wouldent be so stuck up.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 00:43:09 No.13540032 >>13540015 >>13540020 >>13540023 Why would you even want to fight Jabberwocks? They're one of the most harmless Dragon species. They just want to woo human boys and find husbands.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 00:43:20 No.13540035 >>13540023 >Grappling > Striking You disgust King Ragnarok Gandhi.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 00:44:30 No.13540038 >>13540035 >not wanting to grab monsters by the tail and screaming "SO LONG GAY DRAGON" at the top of your lungs as you throw her into orbit

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 00:44:31 No.13540039 >>13540032 I don't want to hurt any. I just merely noticed nobody ever thought about using their fists against a Dragon that's immune to every metal weapon that isn't the Vorpal Blade.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 00:44:33 No.13540040 File: 360 KB, 800x600, b30e34994e4f071da47c6a34311e0ce4.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I'm curious, what do you guys think about this VN?

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 00:45:36 No.13540046 >>13540040 Never heard of it. Is that supposed to be a dragon?

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 00:45:36 No.13540047 >>13540040 I curious about why you're asking that when I already told you about it on the IRC days ago.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 00:45:39 No.13540049 >>13540038 How can you beat something that's near invincible?

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 00:45:51 No.13540051 >>13540039 >that's immune to every metal weapon That's still bullshit, and I refuse to believ that.

Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 00:46:28 No.13540055
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>>13539939
>You're hanging out with your dragon girlfriend of a few months
>She's incredibly lusty and teasing, but strangely refuses to remove her undershirt at any time and gets nervous whenever you hug her.
>Other than that she's the best thing that ever happened to you
>One day the two of you are walking home from park after a walk
>She has her hand intertwined with yours and her head nestled slightly into your shoulder
>Because of this she fails to see the hole in the sidewalk and falls back onto her wings
>As she meets the concrete a terrible crack rings out from her back.
>Your heart freezes and you rush to call the ambulance, but she immediately stops you telling you she's fine.
>Then you notice the fragments falling from her shirt
>Tiny bits of cardboard and wire all pasted together
>Her pupils shrink when she realizes what you're looking at
>She stutters something unintelligible while trying to stuff the paper mache back into her shirt
>You ask her what's going on and try to get her to stop, but she violently shakes you off and gets to her feet
>After a few half finished explanations and excuses she starts crying and runs off.
>One of her horns falls off as she does, making a clank that resounds through the neighborhood.

Meh, I think I'd rather date a medusa who paints her tail white to look like a shirohebi. Or a hobgoblin who wears cowprint boots and bras and tries to convince men that she's lactating.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 00:46:56 No.13540056 >>13540049 If you apply enough force, something either bends or breaks.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 00:46:58 No.13540057 >>13539948 >They have enough of a reputation to be called rulers of the earth That's why there's a shitton of them flying around everywhere nowadays, right? Oh wait.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 00:47:22 No.13540059 >>13540051 It's part of the Jabber's thing. Might have some sort of thing similar to a Geis of sorts,

Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 00:47:23 No.13540060

>>13539956
>furthermore, my side of the bargain has been met, even netting them the soul of a goddess, a rare event, so they in fact owe ME a service
>they ask what I want
>"for evil to never again cross my family's path"
>with a grumble, they gran it
>I turn to leave, but they stop me
>they ask if expect to escape them after all I have wrought, no matter the circumstances, my soul is stained, why delay the inevitable
>remind them, that's what my family is for, to keep me on the straight and narrow
>Close the door and watch Saturday morning cartoon's with wife and daughterus

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 00:47:37 No.13540062 >>13540047 I-I'm actually new here. I asked that question because one of the song's from that game came up on my playlist.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 00:47:56 No.13540063 >>13539579 What makes Super Wurm-chan so super?

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 00:48:15 No.13540066 >>13540055 >>13539939 I'd take her back and call her my precious Komodo. Not all dragons have wings, after all.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 00:48:20 No.13540067 >>13540049 You visit the old wizard on the hill and get a vorpal blade then you one hit kill it.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 00:48:53 No.13540068 >>13540059 Fine, I'll bring my wooden sword, and my plastic saber. She'll get hers, I swear it.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 00:49:02 No.13540069 File: 225 KB, 800x1280, Dothedamndishesalready.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13540062 Suuuuuuuure.

Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 00:49:03 No.13540070

>>13540032
If you don't want to be her husbando. She'll fight at full force if she gets sent to stop a man by her queen.

>>13540049
You don't. Unless you're near her power level. I'm assuming anyone trying to fight a Jabberwock is either really stupid or is a hero with similar levels of power.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 00:49:15 No.13540071 >>13540056 Too much force, though, and the thing that breaks might not be what you expect.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 00:49:24 No.13540072 >>13540008 >The maid on the far left HEY YOU WHAT ARE YOU SMIRKING AT, SHORTY? I DIDN'T I GIVE YOU PERMISSION TO SMILE

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 00:49:52 No.13540076 >>13540070 >Not wanting to be best Draogn girl's husbando

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 00:50:23 No.13540077 >>13540071 That's what trashcans are for.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 00:50:42 No.13540078 >>13540069 B-But, I'm not whoever that guy was. All I want to know is /mgt/'s opinion on Dra Koi.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 00:51:46 No.13540080 >>13540071 But anon, I'm an unstoppable force. My mom said so.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 00:52:13 No.13540082 >>13540055 I'd take that lizard even after the discovery,. Seems too cute.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 00:52:24 No.13540083 File: 516 KB, 754x1200, shroom.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >You'll never be the sidekick pack mule for an adveturing fat mushroom wizard.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 00:52:32 No.13540085 File: 57 KB, 800x600, That time of the month.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13540078 I like it. I said it in the IRC and I'll say it here.

Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 00:52:34 No.13540086

>>13540057
That's just a plothole, anon. You'll find a lot of those in fantasy settings. D&D dragons should dominate just about everything in their settings except for some reason they don't.

This can also applies to elves .

Both races have some excuse like the Krogan from Mass Effect. Where humans are just the equivalent of breeding rabbits and we culturally enrich everything.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 00:53:03 No.13540088 >>13540083 The fuck is this shit?

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 00:54:00 No.13540093 >>13540083 God dayum.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 00:54:37 No.13540097 >>13540083 >those proportions

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 00:55:21 No.13540102 >>13540063 She gives super hugs.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 00:55:32 No.13540104 You know, one could easily become a super strong Hero through the use of Geis. Of course, sooner or later you're going to break it/them, whether accidentally or purposely, and die horribly.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 00:55:38 No.13540106 >>13540083 I... I think I'm ok with that, friend. I don't think I'd want to be anywhere near her.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 00:55:41 No.13540107 >>13540085 So is it a requirement for us here to also go on the IRC? I can't into IRC so I don't want to though.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 00:56:08 No.13540111 >>13540104 I'm not irish though.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 00:56:20 No.13540112 >>13540083 It's like one of those african fertility idols.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 00:56:41 No.13540115 >you will never fuck a manticore in her asspussy Why live?

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 00:56:43 No.13540116 >>13540083 Fucking anatomy.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 00:57:05 No.13540117 >>13540107 >Requirement Not really. It's where most of the writefags and content guys hang around at this point, but you don't have to go there.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 00:58:17 No.13540121 >>13540111 You don't have to be Irish. You just need an Irish woman to give you one or a few. >No Irish Troll will give you both a curse and a blessing that will make you into a Hero of legend

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 00:59:07 No.13540125 >>13539814 >>13539882 Why hello there. http://i.imgur.com/AZzY6By.jpg

Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 01:00:22 No.13540130

>>13539925
>dragons are probably one of the only monsters who CONSISTENTLY get killed in their legends
That's why they're called Legends. Doesn't equate with them being easy to down.

>>13539975
>Normal knights would go around hunting dragons for fun
I don't think that's a right power distribution perception, unless you canon it like that.

>>13540001
>Jabberwock for example isn't affected by steel weapons.
This isn't exactly a thing. It states they can tear through steel, and their scale armor can't be penetrated by normal one, but there isn't just some 'magic' nullifying it for them.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 01:00:51 No.13540131 >>13540104 why would you do that though? You can become a super strong hero by just training enough. Why risk getting cursed?

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 01:00:53 No.13540132 >>13539579 I want to give Wurm-chan an inspirational speech and then get killed in some completely unrelated incident, my death serving to haunt her long into her superhero career!

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 01:01:48 No.13540135 >>13540131 To bypass training, or make it the frosting atop the cake of training?

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 01:02:10 No.13540136 I want to help a dragon that has been stripped of her draconic strength and power defeat the evil wizard who took them!

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 01:02:14 No.13540137 >>13540125 ...But did she do the dishes yet? I need to know.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 01:02:47 No.13540140 >>13540130 That's what I meant. Wasn't trying to say it was magic. Which is why I said it was ridiculous. To be that naturally tough and resistant is crazy.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 01:03:04 No.13540142 I want to be in an equal loving and respecting relationship with a dragon!

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 01:03:15 No.13540144 >>13540132 Or you could just be her dad and then get killed.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 01:03:20 No.13540145 >>13540125 Very nice. So much for submissive dragon concept OC, so any is appreciated.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 01:03:30 No.13540146 >>13540136 >Defeat >Wizard good luck with that

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 01:04:07 No.13540148 >>13540146 Plucky protagonists always win, anon.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 01:04:11 No.13540151 >>13540142 Just find a Lizard Girl and make her wear wings. Lizard Girls need all the love they can get. Do that Anon, make a Lizard Girl happy.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 01:04:12 No.13540152 >>13540131 Because training means you can lose before you get to that level. If we're talking about real training it requires you to go out and fight monsters, which you can lose to, or regularly spar with strong heroes.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 01:04:15 No.13540154 >>13540136 >wizard >evil kek

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 01:04:27 No.13540158 >>13540140 >To be that naturally tough and resistant is crazy Gee, Dragons are that though naturally and some are even stronger and hardier than that.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 01:05:21 No.13540166 >>13540136 But anon your actually doing exactly what the wizard planned!

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 01:06:01 No.13540170 >>13540152 >to go out and do things Fucking THIS. You can't sit around whacking the same old sparing target or beating off your mentor in a fight.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 01:06:43 No.13540173 >>13540112 Made me laugh.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 01:07:05 No.13540174 >>13540151 But if it's a lizard girl then I'd want her to be a dom.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 01:07:23 No.13540176 >>13540148 Its a shame you arnt the protagonist

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 01:08:24 No.13540178 >>13540055 If she's the "Best thing to ever happen to me", then I think I'd like her for more than just wings and horns, and would tell her so.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 01:08:34 No.13540179 >>13540176 Yeah right, buddy.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 01:10:04 No.13540184 >>13540179 >this NPC thinks he's a main character

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 01:10:53 No.13540185 >>13540184 Let him dream anon let him dream

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 01:10:58 No.13540187 >>13540179 Anon, you cant change your gear or gain EXP. You're no PC.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 01:11:36 No.13540191 >>13540185 No, he needs to tell me where I can find the thing for the guy.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 01:11:48 No.13540194 >>13540184 >>13540187 Whatever nerds. I'm pluck as fuck and you just suck.

Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 01:12:50 No.13540198
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>"Oh, uh, Hi there, I wasn't expecting to see someone at the shrine today...uhh come in"

Would your MG wife be the kind that likes to take it easy and goof off sometimes, regularly or is she always serious with a just little playfulness?

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 01:13:04 No.13540199 >>13540178 It's about her insecurities, not the reality of your relationship. It doesn't really matter seeing as how she'd avoid you like the plague out of fear of your rejection and self-disgust.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 01:13:30 No.13540200 >>13540184 >this NPC thinks that NPC thinks he's the main character

Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 01:13:40 No.13540202

>>13540158
I know, but it's a lot tougher than people might initially realize. It's kind of like authors who put the death toll in the billions outside of a scifi setting anyway without realizing the weight of using such numbers.

I actually like it this way though. I'm a sucker for having to use non-conventional solutions to take on monsters, but Demon Realm silver is probably the easiest solution.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 01:15:26 No.13540208 >>13540200 Would you like me to repeat that? >[>]Yes >[ ]Sure >[ ]Ok

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 01:15:31 No.13540209 >>13540202 >Demon Realm silver I personally don't like KC's Nerf brand weapon ore. I kind of want to see a Hero take on a Dragon without using any special tricks in one long ass battle of attrition.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 01:16:03 No.13540210 >>13540199 Well then I guess I'm going to have to trap me a lizard, and then give plenty of tender lovin' to my quarry to assuage her insecurities.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 01:16:30 No.13540213 File: 431 KB, 1200x900, 1432444590150.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] For the dragonsluts Enjoy!

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 01:17:49 No.13540217 >>13540213 That dragon is a slut.

Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 01:17:55 No.13540219

>>13540209
>Hero take on a Dragon without using any special tricks in one long ass battle of attrition.
This is me in every JRPG. "Yeh I can cast spells and shit, but I'll only cast heal, and just whittle your helth down one standard attack after another"

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 01:18:03 No.13540222 >>13540199 >Letting her avoid you >Not following the best thing that ever happened to you when you both still love each other Come on, bud, you can't let things end on a sour note.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 01:18:06 No.13540223 >>13540209 What, exactly, is a "special trick" and how do you expect someone to defeat a dragon without said "special tricks"

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 01:18:20 No.13540224 File: 580 KB, 744x1052, water dragon.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Do you prefer your Dragongirls to look regal, or not regal?

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 01:18:24 No.13540225 >>13540209 Eh, I'm writing something, kinda like that. The guy doesn't have any sort of Demon Realm Silver weapon or whatever on him. But he does have tricks. He jumps.

Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 01:18:29 No.13540226

>>13540199
Not him, fuck that. If that greentext happened to me, and after not being able to get in contact with her for a day or two, I'd go full predator to track her down. No way I'd let the love of my life hold herself back like that. I'd teach her to hell. I'd force all of my morals and ethics into her.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 01:18:58 No.13540229 >>13540223 A good weapon and lots and lot and lots and lots and lots of dodging?

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 01:19:00 No.13540230 >>13540224 I prefer her to look naked, on my bed, covered in oil.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 01:19:05 No.13540231 >>13540198 She'd probably goof off most of the time, but I'd love her for it. Laid back girls are love.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 01:19:59 No.13540233 >>13540225 >Jumps So how's the Dragoon thing coming along?

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 01:20:04 No.13540234 >>13540223 >how do you expect someone to defeat a dragon without said "special tricks" Does the concept of "being gud" still elude you?

Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 01:20:51 No.13540236

>>13540209
I assume it's not that commonly used. I mostly thought it was just a reference to MGQ's Angel Halo which was so the MC could fight monsters without holding back but at the same time not kill them.

Humans wouldn't have access to it for the most part and might even refuse to use it.

I assume monsters don't always have it either. The army uses it but not everyone is a part of the army.

It also might depend on the strength of the user. So it won't do much damage if you're weak with it.

I prefer finding the weakness of monsters. So for slimes you would use fire, and dragons you might use ice or pin their wings in midair

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 01:20:54 No.13540237 >>13540198 She's a diligent worker, and expects me to be the same. Though now I'm wondering how a Kikimora handles downtime when there's no work to do.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 01:20:57 No.13540239 >>13540233 At a snail's pace if the evidence didn't tell you.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 01:21:15 No.13540240 >>13540213 >Use of gender symbols What is this, some sort of Alp Dragon?

Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 01:21:18 No.13540241

>>13540140
Well, remember that in the end it's a human hand that usually applies steel to their scale, and this thing isn't particularly an nice crush test device. Maybe a bullet or a powerful siege crossbow could pierce or crack the scale.

Also, I believe it's not so inconceivable even from a physical standpoint. Diamond for one is by far harder than steel, but you couldn't really say that from looking at the material, being all glass-like and all. Hey, diamond surprisingly 'fits' the role to be natural armor in some way if you think about it, since it's carbon-based and carbon is extremely common in organics, the basics of it's compounds. You only have to bear with the idea that dragon organisms can somehow form pure carbon crystal structure on skin surface.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 01:23:04 No.13540249 >>13540239 Seems we're still alike in being slow as molasses, Anubisfucker. >>13540236 Depending on the setting dragons, outside of specific elemental ones, are usually resistant to the four basic elements and neutral to Light and Dark.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 01:23:48 No.13540251 File: 188 KB, 750x698, uni2_1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Post your waifu's face during surprise groping.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 01:25:09 No.13540254 File: 698 KB, 1500x1804, 89300f0d8b0b235021f2073f4e735bd5.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] So, /mgt/, what sorts of monstergirls do you think we'll be seeing this time around? What sorts of mythologies would you like to see Iga pull from?

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 01:25:54 No.13540256 File: 18 KB, 324x304, 1426369498070.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13540251

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 01:26:05 No.13540257 >>13540254 Vampires and Werewolves are a staple and I am glad that they are.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 01:26:16 No.13540260 >>13540251 God damn you need to calm down.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 01:27:14 No.13540263 >>13540254 KC said he would be trying to incorporate more American monsters into MGE, and mentioned Wendigo specifically, so monsters that come from American legends and myths.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 01:28:03 No.13540269 >>13540263 So the Rude Canadian is to be expected sometime soon?

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 01:29:08 No.13540270 >>13540263 >mentioned Wendigo specifically Did he, now? I was wondering why that got brought up every now and then, but I guess that explains it.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 01:29:19 No.13540271 >>13540269 King Grump Alp won't get her own entry

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 01:29:34 No.13540272 >>13540257 I'd be pretty cool to see vampires as a regular enemy this time around, perhaps. I wonder how much they'll rehash from the Castlevanias, even though they can't reuse assets.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 01:29:48 No.13540274 >>13540269 Yes, and they'll hail from the Demon realm Quebec.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 01:30:02 No.13540275 >>13540271 KGA was a Canuck?

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 01:30:49 No.13540277 >>13540055 >she's the best thing that ever happened to you All the reason i need to chase her and tell her its fine.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 01:31:10 No.13540279 >>13540275 Yup. You'd think being stuck in the cold would make her love hugs and being cuddled, but all it did was freeze over thine heart.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 01:31:23 No.13540280 >>13540275 Monster Canada specifically.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 01:32:02 No.13540282 >>13540280 >>13540275 >>13540271 >>13540270 >>13540269 >>13540263 I have no idea what you guys are talking about. Should I?

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 01:32:08 No.13540283 File: 314 KB, 1000x1000, 7acc65dc4e72970bc466b79524dc815d.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Still no Fairy/Weremouse story The Borrowers-style.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 01:32:09 No.13540284 >>13540280 >>13540274 You mean Mari's Demon Realm?

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 01:32:57 No.13540288 >>13540282 Most Alps are awkward and stutter. King Grump Alp is grumpy and insists she isn't an Alp.

Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 01:33:49 No.13540290

>>13540283
Write it yourself faggot.
>inb4 "But I can't write for shit"
Fucking start writing, who cares if it's shit, you're the person asking for it.
If you really care about getting a story like that you'll write it and improve it yourself, making sure it meets your own personal standards.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 01:33:50 No.13540291 >>13540230 But if she has oil all over, somebody's gonna have to rub it in. Gee, I wonder who~.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 01:34:02 No.13540294 >>13540136 Do not let the Dragon take the Wizard's powers when she claims her own, for she will become a Real Asshole and probably play mean Wizard tricks on you.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 01:34:42 No.13540295 >>13540282 Faggots are acting like themselves, just ignore them.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 01:35:06 No.13540297 >>13540294 >Magic Dragon She won't be any different than before.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 01:35:13 No.13540298 >>13540294 That's fine, I love the Dragon and would let her do anything to me!

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 01:35:29 No.13540301 >>13540294 >Wizard Dragon Anon, you are trying to open Pandora's box here.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 01:35:32 No.13540303 >>13540291 Truly, a mystery trapped in a riddle trapped inside an enigma.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 01:36:24 No.13540305 File: 138 KB, 600x425, 5977ba71d4ea2a803701ed2fec49645e.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13540290 Damn knigga, calm down. I'll try, alright?

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 01:36:46 No.13540307 >>13540294 >Taking a wizards power I dont think thats possible anon when a wizard finally loses they implode.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 01:36:52 No.13540308 >>13540213 Looks like a succubutt to me.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 01:36:53 No.13540309 >>13540301 >Pandora's box here That would be Cheshilim.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 01:37:18 No.13540311 >>13540298 This. If it's pure love then anything is fine.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 01:38:14 No.13540315 >>13540309 There are many things in Pandora's box. These are just two of them.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 01:38:29 No.13540318 >>13540305 I'll calm down when you stop whining about a problem you can easily fix yourself.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 01:39:11 No.13540320 >>13540309 Well, I still have the project file...

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 01:39:12 No.13540321 >>13540305 Is that a tiny girl or a giant boy?

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 01:39:22 No.13540322 >>13540315 Arch Impouse

Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 01:40:43 No.13540328

>>13540254
>What sorts of monstergirls do you think we'll be seeing this time around?
>Reminds me it's been a while since last MGE
>Check KC's twitter
>Bunch of new tweets today!
>GT 'em
>Just hype about playing the Splatoon Beta
>Mentions leisurely drawing while waiting on matches
We shall be left wanting and tis all the fault of Nintendo. Curse them. Curse them and their adorable squid girls.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 01:41:38 No.13540333 >>13540328 What if we get a cuttlefish MG?

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 01:41:39 No.13540334 >>13540303 Don't play dumb, nigga. Either rub her with oil, or you die.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 01:42:09 No.13540339 >>13540333 Is it a kid or a squid now?

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 01:42:15 No.13540340 >>13540322 Cait Sith Demon Lord

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 01:43:08 No.13540344 File: 1018 KB, 300x220, 1431577701522.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13540321 >Schrödinger's gigantism >they're actually the same size

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 01:44:18 No.13540351 >>13540334 Why would I die?

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 01:44:33 No.13540353 >>13540315 I know I'm just reposting but Ushi-Alp

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 01:44:33 No.13540354 File: 222 KB, 1200x633, 1398577941600.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13540321 He's a Big Guy

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 01:44:38 No.13540355 >>13540321 Tiny girl. iirc, it's Ghibli's take on "The Borrowers".

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 01:45:12 No.13540357 File: 425 KB, 579x724, Monster-Hunter_Arrietty.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13540321 Compared to what?

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 01:45:24 No.13540359 >>13540320 Fucking. FINISH IT man. People need to see it - I need to see it, to awe in religious rapture, to worship it. Bring me my God.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 01:45:38 No.13540360 >>13540230 >Oiling your Dragon-fu's scales I like how you think.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 01:45:59 No.13540362 >>13540354 >I missed an obvious chance to banepost Damn it

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 01:46:02 No.13540363 >>13540357 Fucking hell, I'd play that game so badly. Even better if it's in VR.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 01:50:05 No.13540374 >>13540359 Well, expect it later in the thread, I do need some sleep.

Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 01:50:24 No.13540376

>Become Alp as a result of Mamano overexposure
>Family is rejoicing over the fact that you 'accepted your true nature'
>Sister is happy that she gets a big sis
>What you wanted was comfort, not joy from your condition
>Even your friends have trouble being around you, thinking that they'll catch what you got
>You don't want this, you wanted to study the stars, to carve a statue out of wood or maybe find the right girl, not BE the girl
>Every day the desire the mate grows like a craving, you never had a craving before but you couldn't describe your need as anything other than that
>In your shame of getting yourself off any surface, all you could do was cry
>Why me, what did I do to deserve this?
>I just want to be me, not like this, not a sex crazed maniac who can't even look at his friends without thinking
>What would they do do me?
>What do I want them to do to me?
>How badly do I want them?
>No him
>No, not that way, never that way, I don't want my friendship to be with benefits
>I just want it the way it is, the way it always has been

Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 01:51:15 No.13540378
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>Your kikimora's birthday is coming soon
>It's the first year since she moved in, but she's proven to be a loving companion in every regard, thoughtful and generous as well as understanding.
>So as a birthday present you've decided to make sure that she won't have to work even a little that day
>You set about making all the preparations, from getting a butler suit all the way to finding how to make her favorite meals and setting it all into motions
>You disable her five in the morning alarm clock and let her sleep until eight when you sneak into her room, dressed up in a suit carrying a platter of french pastries
>"Good morning madam." You twirl your invisible mustache as she slowly comes to
>You had expected her to be happy, but as soon as she sees you and the light coming in from outside she begins to panic
>"M-Master?! What happened? Why is the sun up? Who baked these for you? Did you hire another kikmora?!" She launches a thousand questions until you finallly manage to calm her down and explain the situation to her.
>Even after explaining it she seems cautious, but accepts while nibbling on a choux creme. "It's not bad... I guess." She mutters just barely loud enough for you to hear.
>she follows you around nervously as you go through her list of chores. Everytime you do get to a chore she starts to tremble while slowly giving you pointers.
>"You're not supposed to use that soap here." "Brush using clockwise circles Anon." "Don't mix those two together!"
>About three chores later and she disappears from sight, you think that maybe she's finally getting to relax
>You find her a while later when you get to cleaning her room, curled into the fetal position with her maid clothes on
>"He's doing it wrong. He doesn't need me anymore? Master's going to get rid of me now? I want to clean it right. Clockwise. Too much salt."
>Over and over she whispers these things to herself while rocking back and forward in her bed.

How do you fix this situation?

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 01:52:38 No.13540384 File: 442 KB, 2000x2500, Cheep Cheep.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13540378 Break out into song and dance.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 01:53:22 No.13540386 >>13540378 Lock her in the basement like always.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 01:53:26 No.13540387 File: 284 KB, 600x600, ed33a4bdf880ef0345c85c7f846dd6aa.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13540374 You're a hero and a nobleman don't screw it.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 01:53:29 No.13540388 >>13540378 Rip off my shirt Tarzan style, lift her up into a kiss and then plow her right then and there on her bed.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 01:54:06 No.13540390 >>13540378 Continue to take her out of her comfort zone by letting her be my head maid and eventually the master of the house

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 01:55:29 No.13540392 >>13540378 Clean her. She's obviously a mess right now.

Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 01:57:11 No.13540396

>>13540378
Fuck. You'd think she'd be happy seeing me working so hard. That's my luck, I suppose...

Apologize for taking things too far. See if she can show me how to do things the right way. The way she does it.

That hurt harder than I thought. Even Kiki thinks I can't do anything right...

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 01:57:26 No.13540399 >>13540387 I'll probably screw it super hard.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 01:57:51 No.13540402 >>13540376 I'd take responsibility and show her all the benefits of being an Alp!

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 01:58:52 No.13540407 >>13540378 Hold her and give her love. Spent the day cleaning so I could dick the maid, after all.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 01:59:36 No.13540410 >>13540376 I'd support this Alp as she tries to fight her instincts, and then be there when she inevitably loses! Then I'll tell her this isn't so bad!

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 02:00:27 No.13540414 >>13540378 Two things. Cuddle and kiss her, but ask her to teach me to do the chores correctly. Or Apologize and say I've been a very bad master and tell her she knows what to do to bad masters.

Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 02:01:49 No.13540424

>>13540376
I tell her that she'll always be my friend, even if she's now a demon. I'll always look up to her as my Senpai. Then I take her out to a cheap fast food place to get a bite to eat, and help drown the sorrows away.

And thus, chubby Alp senpai was born.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 02:04:59 No.13540449 >>13540351 It's not a matter of why. It's a matter of how.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 02:05:43 No.13540454 >>13540376 >overexposure Is that what they're calling it now? Being a faggot I mean. >family is rejoicing Kill them anon, kill them all.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 02:06:13 No.13540457 >>13540354 >>13540362 I want to thank whoever posted this in the last thread. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bfxl0-sgJE0 I hadn't seen it before. Haven't laughed like that in days.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 02:07:20 No.13540460 >>13540449 Anon, is your waifu a manticore, or why do you have these strange ideas?

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 02:07:56 No.13540463 >>13540378 Make a mess, let her handle it.

Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 02:08:21 No.13540469

>>13540454
>You will never Alp and find out your parents "Always wanted a girl anyways" and all your friends like you as an Alp and you become popular really quick, and eventually realize your life would've been 20 times better if you had been born a girl in the first place and solely on that single basis
It's shit like that that makes you wonder if it's a blessing that your life had improved so greatly, or a curse knowing that before your life was mediocre

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 02:17:37 No.13540510 >>13540469 Life sucks, it's why we fantasize about Monster Girls.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 02:32:32 No.13540562 Guiltiest fap in MGQ? Silkworm Girl, Beelzebub, nearly everything by Xelvy

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 02:33:52 No.13540568 >>13540562 Meia

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 02:34:27 No.13540569 >>13540562 You know, I never actually finished MGQ. I got up to the volcano in... 2, I think, and quit around there. Don't even know why.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 02:36:04 No.13540575 >>13540569 You should at least beat part 2 3 was kinda meh

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 02:36:22 No.13540576 File: 618 KB, 1600x1200, 1388189971161.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13540569 I don't even blame you, it's shit, just sad you missed best girl

Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 02:37:00 No.13540578

Alright, time for me to hit it.
Good night everyone and please refrain from burning down the thread.
Devil May Cry Greentext has been given a bit of editing to get rid of the "fem" references and most of the obvious spelling errors.
Pastebin link is currently private and will be posted tomorrow when I wake up (10-11am est)
I'd stay up a bit longer but then I'd find myself cooking pudding for a manticore cub and wondering when I lost control of my life.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 02:37:53 No.13540583 >>13540569 2 is worth finishing. 3 has a few gems inbetween the Delphinus angel abominations.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 02:38:37 No.13540586 >>13540578 Don't worry, I've made sure this hinezumi won't be doing any burning tonight.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 02:38:38 No.13540587 File: 72 KB, 719x406, 1431969439543.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13540576 >best girl

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 02:40:50 No.13540593 >>13540575 >>13540583 Well, at this point I've switched computers and didn't think I would go back to it, so I didn't bother moving that, so I'd be starting from the beginning. Shit sucks, man.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 02:48:57 No.13540617 I want an angry Holst to slap me with her titties!

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 02:59:17 No.13540655 >>13540562 I don't know if I can pin down a guiltiest fap. Because I made it a point to fap to every single one. Anything Delphinus was difficult.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 02:59:42 No.13540658 >>13540617 "And that is a total titty KO in a record 38 seconds!"

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 02:59:48 No.13540659 >>13540457 >she realizes that the post stops having relevant meaning >keeps reading "can't melt steel beams" anyways Jesus christ what a dumbfuck. At least read the tweet first before you say it out loud.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 03:00:40 No.13540661 File: 227 KB, 1020x653, 1429126717284.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13540617 >"Prepare to be destroyed."

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 03:03:00 No.13540668 >>13539782 I want a group of Holstaur to wish me a good day at work as I pass by their farm

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 03:03:11 No.13540669 >>13540655 Damn, that's dedication. Which ones did you enjoy without guilt? And which were some guilty ones you remember?

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 03:04:41 No.13540675 http://i.imgur.com/zBaTQNi.gif

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 03:05:24 No.13540679 >>13540661 Matsu-sensei's cowgirl stuff is the shit. Though the multiboob & borderline inflation stuff is a little off-putting.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 03:07:01 No.13540683 >>13540675 Man, I really want to play through that, even if its short.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 03:09:59 No.13540699 File: 186 KB, 850x604, fox47392.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] How tall is your wife /MG GF? How tall is too tall, and How short is too short to you?

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 03:12:29 No.13540711 >>13540578 >Pastebin link is currently private and will be posted tomorrow when I wake up (10-11am est) Aw yeah, can't wait.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 03:13:11 No.13540715 >>13540675 Urge to protect reaching critical

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 03:13:31 No.13540716 File: 168 KB, 982x1080, For Loving.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13540675

Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 03:14:58 No.13540724

>>13540699
Probably be a little shorter than me. I mean, she was a human once, and her change wasn't a major transformation, so it makes sense. As for the size extremes, I could go pretty far on either end. I wouldn't mind being used as a dildo for a waifu, and I wouldn't mind using one as an onahole, so long as they like stretching.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 03:15:14 No.13540726 File: 505 KB, 848x1200, 0f04c0364f4b21bb2e56fa64a450dfc2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13540699 Over 10 feet is too tall. Under 4 Inches is too short.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 03:16:45 No.13540730 >>13540699 I'm pretty short myself so anything below my height is fifty different levels of adorable As for girls that are taller, I may or may not have a fetish for tall girls. Especially tall, muscular girls.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 03:17:21 No.13540734 >>13540699 I don't really care how tall she is as long as she's shorter than like 8 or 9 feet at max, and taller than like 4 feet at least.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 03:17:29 No.13540735 >>13540715 I want to scoop her up and kiss her forehead. Then I want to whisk her away to play Bloodborne.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 03:17:40 No.13540736 >>13540726 Twelve feet is my max, 1 foot is my min for lewd, half a foot for pocket mg friend

Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 03:18:34 No.13540740

>>13540699
Not including the monstrous bits on monsters like Lamia and Arachne? Average unless it's a rougher or elite type of monsters. Or it fits for them to be on the larger side, like Grizzly. I think Yeti is kind of on the bigger side too. Just because there's more to hug and they're said to be strong physically.

So about

164cm-170cm on average.

Not my preference though. I like them just a bit taller, and since I prefer things like Dragons, Minotaurs, Onis, and Hellhounds. I tend to like them taller.

Over 10 feet is too tall. Under 3 feet is a little too short, but I like super shorties and outright giantesses from time to time.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 03:18:38 No.13540741 >>13540699 She'd be right around my height, give or take a few inches. Anything more than 6 inches above or below me just becomes uncomfortable to deal with.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 03:20:36 No.13540750 File: 72 KB, 540x688, Sup bro.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13540679 Fratcow is my favorite.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 03:21:39 No.13540754 >>13540750 But she's a lesbo.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 03:21:52 No.13540755 >>13540669 Without guilt? Anything Setouchi, as far as abominations go I like his, and I like how he draws tits, so of course I liked Beelzebub. With guilt? Probably anything that ended with vore, that shit sucks.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 03:22:04 No.13540758 >>13540736 Wait, let me think it again... Yes. Maybe I could push it to both sides. There are ways to make it work.

Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 03:22:51 No.13540761
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>>13540699
7'6" is comfortable, 8' is pushing it. Anything bigger is too much. At the other end, 4' is the minimum height to ride. Kid-sized monster girls & fairy onaholes just don't appeal to me.

As for my waifu, she's about 6'6" thiugh those big talons of hers skew it a bit.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 03:24:42 No.13540767 >>13540754 She can go both ways.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 03:25:48 No.13540769 >>13540699 5 to 7 I guess.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 03:27:52 No.13540780 >>13540761 I want to be pinned-down by a Wyvern.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 03:28:19 No.13540782 File: 1.21 MB, 2480x3508, 25.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13540699 My waifu carries me around in her fluffy tails.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 03:28:50 No.13540783 >>13540699 She'd be pretty short, around 4 feet. Under 3 feet might be too short but still adorable and I could go to 5 feet high for hinezumi.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 03:29:51 No.13540786 >>13540783 Hi nyanon! How are the skaven kids?

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 03:30:42 No.13540788 >>13540786 Numerous and belligerent.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 03:31:22 No.13540793 >>13540699 She's 6 feet tall. 7 feet is pushing it andmy minimum would be 4'6".

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 03:32:40 No.13540798 >>13540755 Yeah his tits are good. It's a shame he didn't do much outright paizuri. That would have driven me mad many years ago when that was my only easily accessible fetish.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 03:32:59 No.13540799 Why can I see Nyanon lightly bleaching his Skaven wife each night until her fur turns totally white just so he can watch her joy (and ego) as people start calling her leader.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 03:33:05 No.13540801 i could use a dormouse-daki tonight.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 03:34:26 No.13540804 >>13540782 >pretty good pic >didn't see man in the thumbnail >see the size difference >instant boner Every time.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 03:35:51 No.13540809 >>13540798 Based on tits though, I'd have to say my favorite artist is definitely UN_DO. That guy knows how to make some titty monsters.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 03:38:39 No.13540818 >>13540804 There's one more with her. http://i.imgur.com/mXxH48o.jpg

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 03:39:21 No.13540822 >>13540799 I, uh, I'll be in my bunk.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 03:55:31 No.13540857 >>13540699 Ideally, about 5'5"? Really, I'd be fine with anywhere between 4' and up. I'd put an upward limit at about 12', if only because finding living arrangements would already be difficult at such a size, nevermind bigger.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 03:59:01 No.13540863 File: 22 KB, 548x420, 1432454341858.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] If you interrupt an Ushi-Oni's mating dance she will maul you with her fearsome _____.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 03:59:55 No.13540865 >>13540863 Adorableness, to which I'm allergic.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 04:00:02 No.13540866 >>13540863 Wazoo?

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 04:00:33 No.13540868 >>13540863 claws Mating dances are serious business.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 04:02:09 No.13540869 >>13540863 pedipalp hugs

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 04:02:56 No.13540870 >>13540863 Spiderpussy

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 04:04:40 No.13540873 >>13540863 Vagina teeth.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 04:06:00 No.13540876 >>13540873 Come on, that's just an urban legend! Right?

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 04:06:04 No.13540877 >>13540863 Breasts.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 04:10:15 No.13540884 File: 445 KB, 537x1225, 082.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13540876 How many toothbrushes does your waifu have?

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 04:10:22 No.13540885 >>13540876 Vaginal dentata is a very serious threat.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 04:13:57 No.13540894 >>13540884 >>13540885 The weird thing is there is probably a picture out there with a girl that has a whole set of pearly whites down there.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 04:14:43 No.13540898 >>13540884 I'd fuck her anyway. >>13540894 I'm sure I could find it easily if you want.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 04:15:52 No.13540900 >>13540894 Lets be honest. It would be much, MUCH weirder if there wasn't.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 04:16:45 No.13540902 >>13540898 No, that's alright. I don't need to see that. >>13540900 You know, you're right.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 04:17:07 No.13540906 >>13540884 >Sexy ass Martian Queen being sexy-as-fuck >Somehow inspires 4chan to do a Hakkuna Matata parody Well okay then.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 04:20:50 No.13540913 >>13540902 >No, that's alright. I don't need to see that. You sure? I've got the power of thousands of years of human evolution at my finger tips here, ready to find a picture of a girl with vagina teeth.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 04:22:28 No.13540917 File: 543 KB, 690x920, dragon.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] If you had sex with a monstergirl who still retained her bestial mindset, would that be considered bestiality?

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 04:24:08 No.13540921 >>13540913 Well... okay. >>13540917 I'd say no. They're still biologically not a beast, technically. I think.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 04:24:37 No.13540923 >>13540917 Only if you refuse to yell JAOOO! with her.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 04:24:56 No.13540925 >>13540917 According to THAT chart, yes.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 04:26:12 No.13540927 >>13540894 Isn't there a "Horror" flick about the subject called simply "Teeth"?

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 04:27:33 No.13540934 >>13540917 Well, yeah. Just like a 4 year old in the body of a 20 year old would be paedophilia. Maybe it's the wrong question. >"Would it be morally sound?" I'd say no.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 04:27:45 No.13540935 >>13540917 Which is more pedophilic? Fucking someone who acts 30 but looks 12, or someone who acts 12 but looks 30? Same basic principle.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 04:28:47 No.13540938 >>13540917 No, it concerns psychological matters in this case.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 04:29:10 No.13540939 >>13540917 I don't like Devilbugs for this reason.

Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 04:31:04 No.13540942

>>13540939
They just can't talk by default. I think somewhere in the setting material they can be taught to. I remember it distinctly because people who liked their monster girls to be monstrous hated to discover that they could talk back when a lot more things hadn't been translate yet.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 04:33:59 No.13540948 >>13540939 >not wanting a technical pet with an attractive human body to utilize at will

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 04:34:39 No.13540949 >>13540948 I'm reminded of that one New Years h-comic. You know the one.

Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 04:36:23 No.13540953
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I remember asking this question here, like, years ago, but now I can't remember anymore. Or maybe my thought process is becoming incoherent as I go past my polyphasic nap time.

Can androids be considered monster girls?

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 04:37:47 No.13540958 >>13540949 I-I don't. Which one?

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 04:37:50 No.13540959 >>13540953 I don't consider them monstergirls. It's not that I don't like the, it's just that I find the two as different as pizza and lasagna.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 04:38:24 No.13540961 >>13540953 I can't wait for KC to post that "clockwork automaton" girl he said he might make for MGE and then gynoids invade the thread

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 04:39:51 No.13540968 >>13540953 Nope, I like them though. Still, avoid posting them regularly unless it's something from a monstergirl work. So if MGE/EMG/MGQ/Etc ever has an android girl you can post and talk about her all you want.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 04:41:58 No.13540974 >>13540953 >like, years ago It was asked like three or five threads ago. They are non-human girls, but not exactly monsters by the MGE sense of the word. Unless they run on Magic or Demonic Energy. I say you can post them as long as it's relevant.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 04:43:47 No.13540976 >>13540974 Yeah, I don't come to this general often anymore like I did in the past.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 04:53:49 No.13541004 So what's everyone up to? I'm eating and watching anime.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 04:54:44 No.13541006 >>13541004 Jerking off and going to sleep.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 04:55:18 No.13541009 >>13541004 Writing, using television as background noise.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 04:56:14 No.13541013 >>13541006 I just did that. Except for the sleeping part. I still need to do that. I never do though.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 04:56:44 No.13541015 >>13541004 Making custom characters in Dynasty Warriors 8. I've been at this for 4 hours. Send help soon.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 04:57:56 No.13541019 >>13541004 Uni project on fluxgate nondestructive testing.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 04:58:22 No.13541022 >>13541015 Eh that's nothing. I've spent more time straight making characters in an illusion game while edging at the same time.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 04:58:32 No.13541023 >>13541004 Learning name reactions for an organic chemistry test next week and drinking apple tea

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 05:01:19 No.13541030 >>13541015 Try making Asura. I keep getting the urge to try it out in monster hunter but I know it would suck and I stink with dual blades.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 05:01:43 No.13541031 >>13541004 Grinding for weapons and money in Phantasy Star Online. The first one.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 05:02:50 No.13541034 >>13541030 I just finished making the entire cast of Organization XIII. God help me.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 05:03:16 No.13541035 >>13541004 Posting on 4Chan. Four O' clock in the morning.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 05:03:24 No.13541036 >>13541034 >Organization XIII WHY.jpg

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 05:03:31 No.13541037 >>13541004 Emulating AC5.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 05:04:29 No.13541039 >>13541030 Not good at going fast?

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 05:05:01 No.13541042 >>13541004 Watching shit on Youtube.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 05:06:12 No.13541043 >>13541036 Iunno, it just came to mind. If it makes you feel better, me and my mates also made Jackie Chan. He fights with a table in hand.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 05:07:19 No.13541045 >>13541004 >just finished jacking off >anti depressants i started taking makes every session at least an hour It's becoming a chore

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 05:09:45 No.13541054 >>13541039 Not with duals. In 3U I used SnS mainly, but in 4U it feels slower for some reason.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 05:10:09 No.13541055 File: 410 KB, 425x600, mantis4.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want to put vibrators on a mantis' antennae so she can't hunt

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 05:10:58 No.13541058 >>13541055 What stops her from taking them off?

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 05:11:23 No.13541060 >>13541045 I spend anywhere from 3-6 hours on average fapping when I get aroused. And then I can get aroused quite a few times in a day. It has gotten to the point where my life is seriously being negatively affected by the time I waste fapping.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 05:13:56 No.13541062 >>13541060 Before I started taking them i would only usually spend 30 minutes doing it Now it's talking an hour to force it out I haven't had the time to actually try and see how long it would take naturally

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 05:14:05 No.13541063 >>13541054 Never played 4U. If it is slower, then that really sucks. Getting used to slower movements than what you're normally accustomed to can be pretty off turning.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 05:15:04 No.13541068 >>13541058 She won't get cuddles if she does

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 05:15:15 No.13541069 >>13540958 With the bunny girl.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 05:15:17 No.13541070 >>13541058 The ones in her insect pussy.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 05:15:50 No.13541072 >>13541063 >SnS is slower >Jho and others were nerfed in AI 4U is better how again?

Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 05:17:19 No.13541074

>>13540953
Depends. If they're an Android, but do not appear much, if at all, different than a normal human, then no, they do not count.

If say, their design deliberately invokes their mechanical nature, blending it with more humanoid traits to create a more unique total package, then I think they would count.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 05:18:22 No.13541076 >>13541034 So just one girl? Or did you make not-XIV too?

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 05:21:16 No.13541081 >>13541069 Oh. The one with the bathing scene and the cat girl at the end? I could only think of the h-manga where the guy's girlfriend sends the cat girl to the animal shelter, yet I couldn't find it.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 05:22:10 No.13541085 >>13541072 I can't actually come up with much. Some may say more monsters, others might say it's harder, I just say I enjoy them both and enjoy the fresh experience. But god damn there is no fast way to get sonic bombs.

Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 05:24:38 No.13541092

>>13541085
>harder
They most likely haven't played through FU solo. 4U itself looks like it was meant to be played by those with little skill or history with the game.
I will admit that Insect Glaive is cool and that the Greatsword drop attack is something we've been waiting for since the first PS2 game.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 05:25:04 No.13541094 >>13541004 Trying to find a new time sink, and stay awake.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 05:26:59 No.13541100 >>13541081 No, the one where a lonely ass guy on New Years is lamenting being alone, when suddenly his beloved pet rabbit transforms into a qt3.14 bunny girl. Except not and his sister walks in on him fucking the rabbit. Just a rabbit.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 05:27:09 No.13541101 >>13541092 >FU solo Seriously fuck that. It became too grindy for me after the last quarter of the game.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 05:29:13 No.13541107 >>13541076 I made two others. One was a ninja character, you know with mouth veil and arabian pants. The other was an Oni who is actually good in combat and wrecks shit.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 05:29:27 No.13541110 >>13541092 I haven't played FU at all, started in Tri so I can't be an accurate judge.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 05:30:10 No.13541112 Why are Elves so proud and haughty and yet so lewd.

Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 05:30:38 No.13541114
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>>13541101
I managed it.
Let me say this, it is only really worth it if you like the idea of proving you are top tier at MH.

>>13541110
Tri is a good introduction to the series.
Not too hard, but there is still a learning curve.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 05:31:10 No.13541115 >>13541100 Oh, I remember now. Yeah... I remember.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 05:31:58 No.13541117 >>13541114 Well, I have no one to prove it to, and I don't care about artificial status. It wasn't worth it for me to continue with something that became boring.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 05:32:01 No.13541118 File: 217 KB, 1000x1350, mantis.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13541055 I want to embarrass a Mantis by making her were lingerie.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 05:33:32 No.13541121 Would you a Dhampir with curly hair? http://41.media.tumblr.com/9bd882c200e39d17feb4c5602c41755f/tumblr_nmrx9tcYgP1rdbzvxo1_1280.jpg

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 05:33:38 No.13541122 >>13541112 The answer is easy. Take the French elf, for example. She's haughty, but she only wears a one-piece dress and a a pair of boots. That leads to zettai ryouiki that shows her perfectly thick hips.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 05:33:45 No.13541123 >>13541114 I hate that they nerfed barioth so severely from Tri to MH3U. Heck, they stuck him in the first round of g-rank quests with gobul and shit instead of after the first urgent.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 05:34:47 No.13541128 File: 318 KB, 700x649, ArachneSilk.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13541118 Why not post the actual pic rather than that half-assed fanart? Color?

Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 05:36:00 No.13541134

>>13541072
it's not really, people just wanted as much content as possible in a single game
SnS is rather powerful this time around, just that most people don't want to take the time to learn it or make proper sets. the same applies to most other weapons.
>>13541092
I'd love to see how they would handle Dos.
>>13541123
Just about everything from Tri was nerfed, while Rathalos and Rathian are more unfun than ever.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 05:37:51 No.13541137 >>13541128 Is that Arachne a lesbian, or does she just like using her silk to make cute outfits?

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 05:39:29 No.13541142 >>13541137 The latter. They make female clothes for profit and male clothes for their husbandos/as a proposal.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 05:39:52 No.13541147 >>13541137 KC confirmed yuri

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 05:39:59 No.13541148 >>13541134 Tell me about it. Frenzied Azure Rathalos in rage is a non-stop fireball machine. The thing is already a giant dick, this just makes it so much worse. At least some subs are rather different this time around, or at least the 4th gen ones.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 05:40:47 No.13541152 >>13541122 Is she aware that she's doing that?

Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 05:42:18 No.13541158
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>>13541148
>Frenzied Azure Rathalos in rage is a non-stop fireball machine
Ever see a rage mode Los charge at you in FU?

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 05:46:56 No.13541165 >>13541137 She suggests clothes choice to Mantis' husband.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 05:47:43 No.13541166 >>13541158 >filename Y-you too

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 05:48:01 No.13541169 >>13541158 But I need my booty! I use it for sitting on things!

Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 05:48:56 No.13541171

>>13541137
She's a sales woman. Arachne may reserve their best works as engagement gifts for their mates, but they'll stick make and sell stuff to others.

In particular in the MGE, MGs only really wear clothes for the purpose of attracting particular guys. So, they'll study a guy, find out the kinds of clothes he likes, and then go commission an Arachne to make them the perfect outfit for their seduction.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 05:49:04 No.13541173 >>13541152 I don't believe so, no.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 05:49:05 No.13541174 File: 182 KB, 558x580, Wyvern.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] bully wyverns

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 05:50:17 No.13541175 >>13541174 I can understand Cuckimoras and Monoeyes, but Wyverns seem like a random choice.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 05:52:59 No.13541181 >>13541158 No, but I tried to look up what you meant. I assume you mean the freakish speed with which it moves. FU's graphics haven't aged well. I know graphics don't make a game, but wow.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 05:53:50 No.13541182 >>13541181 >Speed As well as the homing and capability to oneshot blademasters.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 05:54:32 No.13541188 >>13541173 Excellent. Unaware lewdness is the best lewdness.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 05:54:50 No.13541189 >>13541181 I remember replaying FU a few years ago. It wasn't that bad. But then again, I'm not bothered by any sort of graphics (as opposed to art style).

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 05:55:47 No.13541191 >>13541171 *they'll still make Fuck I am tried, gotta get to bed...

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 05:56:35 No.13541196 >>13541174 >Hip claws How does that anatomy work? Or is that just cosplay? Either way I've got more ammo to bully them with.

Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 05:57:31 No.13541198 [SPOILER]

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>>13541171
>"Hello, welcome to Taran's Tailors, how can I help you?"
"Make me a pair of Arabian pants."
>"...Excuse me?"
"Arabian pants. You know the kind, the silk, baggy ones."
>"Umm...ma'am, I don't--"
"Listen, this boy I've been eyeing, he's been watching this movie, I don't know. Princess Ali, something. He's been into that kind of attire for who knows how long. Anyway, a friend recommended me to this place, and she told me you can make anything!"
>"Y-You say that, but..."

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 05:58:41 No.13541203 >>13541182 Okay, yeah, that is pretty bad. 1HKO attacks are artificial difficulty.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 05:59:16 No.13541204 >>13541196 Mamono often make clothes of shed parts from their monster sections, like the scale shinguards of lizardmen or the stuff that wyverns or dragons wear

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 05:59:24 No.13541205 >>13541198 She could just maker her a skirt in that style. Or a body-sock but that might piss off the grapesnake.

Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 06:00:04 No.13541207
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>>13541175
There's just the thrill of bullying such an abrasive and haughty individual.
I'll delete it, so don't shit your pants over an unrelated pic.

>>13541203
If your defense if high enough you can survive, but you'll still be missing a large chunk. Chances are you will also be hit again while trying to get back up.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 06:00:41 No.13541208 >>13541204 You don't shed the claws though. Those stay.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 06:01:37 No.13541211 >>13541208 Cats can shed claws.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 06:01:49 No.13541212 >>13541198 The mark of any true Master is overcoming any challenge. Should she succeed in creating a durable proxy that still evokes the proper imagery, she could hold it up as an achievement so that all would know her skill!

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 06:03:06 No.13541216 >>13541207 Not that bad then, though putting it on something hard to dodge still makes rathalos a dick. Shame he's the series flagship and won't be going anywhere, I don't like how his weapons look and they're all the best for fire in 4U.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 06:04:03 No.13541220 >>13541204 Why would she shed a perfectly a perfectly good pair of hands with opposable thumbs? Did she want to cripple herself and be bullied all along?

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 06:04:27 No.13541223 >>13541211 Really? I thought those were attached at the bone for cats. Or something. Yada yada declawing is evil etc.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 06:04:45 No.13541224 >>13541216 His SnS and SA actually look really cool. The rest of his weapons are meh. Armor tends to be very awesome, especially with Azure's coloration.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 06:10:58 No.13541251 File: 210 KB, 582x900, mermaid.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] "Hi Anon, would you like to go with a swim with me?" "What? Murderfish?" "No, no, just come spend some time with me and I'll convince you otherwise, I promise."

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 06:12:19 No.13541256 >>13541251 No, thanks.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 06:12:34 No.13541258 >>13541251 She's still evil.

Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 06:13:14 No.13541261

Uh oh! Through some horrible circumstance a Wurm has become president of Monster Girl world. She has passed a law that you can only be with your monster girl waifu if you can alliterate what you want to do with her and her species name!
What do you do?

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 06:15:30 No.13541263 >>13541261 Dick darling dormouse. Well, that was easy.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 06:15:38 No.13541264 >>13541261 Sell sea shells by the sea shore.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 06:16:42 No.13541266 >>13541261 Cuddly Crow Cunnilingus

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 06:17:08 No.13541269 >>13541261 Annoy Adorable Alps!

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 06:18:30 No.13541271 >>13541261 Caress Crying Cows.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 06:19:43 No.13541272 >>13541261 Appreciate An Appealing Apophis

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 06:20:23 No.13541275 >>13541261 Hold heavy Holstaur honkers.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 06:21:18 No.13541278 >>13541261 Snuggle succulent slimes.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 06:21:50 No.13541279 >>13541261 Wiggle With Wurm.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 06:21:56 No.13541280 >>13541261 Whack Weirdo Wurm

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 06:24:05 No.13541284 >>13541261 Abruptly Attach Alluring Alp

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 06:24:05 No.13541285 >>13541261 ogle ostracized oomukade

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 06:27:33 No.13541288 >>13541261 Okay who the fuck voted for Wurm?

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 06:30:16 No.13541291 >>13541288 Whistle-blow Wicked Wurm!

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 06:31:27 No.13541296 >>13541288 She's the leader of the Fun Loving party. Did you vote for the No Fun Allowed party instead?

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 06:31:28 No.13541297 >>13541288 It could be worse, the other candidate was a human.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 06:32:32 No.13541301 >>13541288 I did! President Wurm-chan has enacted some great policies, like Universal Snugglecare!

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 06:32:39 No.13541302 >>13541288 I did. She has my sword

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 06:33:26 No.13541304 File: 439 KB, 1377x798, m8.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13541261 Lovingly Lick Long Lamias

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 06:33:44 No.13541305 >>13541297 I'd vote for humans, they might actually try to run the city instead of passing laws supressing men and wizards' rights and dumb sex regulatory stuff.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 06:34:01 No.13541309 >>13541296 No I voted for the "We're actually going to get governmental work done" party. >>13541301 Universal Snugglecare isn't even a thing.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 06:35:03 No.13541313 >>13541288 I did! President Wurm-chan enacted some great policies, like Nationalized Snugglecare.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 06:35:26 No.13541317 >>13541309 You have an unrealistic world view of government then.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 06:35:26 No.13541318 >>13541305 >implying wizards can be stopped by weak ass monstergirls OUR POWER IS MAXIMUM

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 06:36:03 No.13541320 >>13541309 I fucked up the wording and corrected.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 06:36:10 No.13541321 >>13541261 Admire Amazing Anubis' Astronomic Accomplishments.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 06:36:24 No.13541324 >>13541313 Neither is Nationalized Snugglecare. >>13541318 Maybe I should have voted for the Wizard Party instead.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 06:37:08 No.13541325 >>13541321 >Admire Amazing Anubis' Astronomic Ass FIFY

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 06:38:05 No.13541326 >>13541305 When was the last time we had a good human president? Monstergirl presidents are far better.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 06:38:37 No.13541328 >>13541309 >>13541324 Wait, according to Google I was right on both accounts. I was making a joke in reference to American health care.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 06:39:13 No.13541329 >>13541325 Admire Astronomic Anubis' Amazing Ass would also work.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 06:39:53 No.13541331 >>13541326 Do you remember the disaster that was the Anubis president? I do not want to remember the "All gardens need to be symmetrical" days.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 06:40:02 No.13541333 >>13541261 Sensually sex stunning sandworm snatch Teasingly tickle tender troll tummy Lustfully lick luscious lava lips Daringly dick dangerous dragon Willfully wabbajack woefully wobbly wight

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 06:44:20 No.13541345 >>13541331 You mean Bureaucrat Shahra? Still better than at least 5 other presidents before her.

Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 06:44:59 No.13541346
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I like yanderes that use their body to make those they love love her back, rather than using it to hurt other people or getting them away from the one they love.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 06:45:44 No.13541349 >>13541331 >Symmetrical Gardens A woman after my own heart. Nothing like looking over an immaculate, symmetrical garden from a balcony while enjoying a nice lunch.

Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 06:45:46 No.13541350

>>13540237
Downtime? Nonsense. There is always work to do. There are always things to clean and a Master to serve. Any Kikimora without a Master will simply spend her time looking for one and observing potential Masters, ready to move in when a suitable hu- Master is found.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 06:45:50 No.13541351 >>13541333 I want to put my Willy in a Woefully Wobbly Wight!

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 06:49:07 No.13541356 >>13541346 True. I'd rather a yandere who would sooner kill herself than kill another person.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 06:53:25 No.13541363 >>13541261 hotdog horny hellhound hind

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 06:54:13 No.13541365 File: 133 KB, 827x1224, Laughing Lilim and her cat.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Can you come up with a joke involving your waifu?

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 06:58:43 No.13541378 >>13541261 Deflower Dumb Dirty Dhampir Daughteru

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 07:00:07 No.13541381 File: 17 KB, 237x364, 1432465207451.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13541378 >Daughteru Out with you, scum >>13541365 lyl hobos

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 07:02:21 No.13541386 >>13541381 >scum Anon she tied me up and impaled herself upon mein shaft.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 07:03:13 No.13541390 >>13541386 >getting hard for your daughter

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 07:04:29 No.13541393 >>13541386 >raising a filthy NTRing slut

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 07:04:34 No.13541395 >>13541390 You clearly don't have a penis if you don't know that they have a mind of their own.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 07:05:42 No.13541400 >>13541393 >filthy, NTRing slut >when it's her first time How? What?

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 07:05:46 No.13541401 >>13541395 We had a long talk about it and we both agreed to not dick the daughteru

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 07:06:00 No.13541402 >>13541395 >2010 + 5 >not being a little girl You baka onii-chan

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 07:07:01 No.13541405 >>13541400 She NTRed her vampire mother

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 07:07:28 No.13541406 >>13541400 she's NTRing your wife

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 07:08:37 No.13541409 >>13541405 >>13541406 Wouldn't the proper term be "She's NTRing me away from my wife", as the way you imply it makes it sound like my wife and daughter have a relationship together?

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 07:08:41 No.13541410 >>13541261 Meet-n-marry meek man-cuddling mantis.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 07:10:35 No.13541414 File: 244 KB, 1140x1425, ruto.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Who was your first MG waifu, Anons?

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 07:13:18 No.13541422 File: 125 KB, 472x917, miia.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13541414 >first >changing waifus Disgusting I didn't have a waifu until the first chapter of MM got scanlated Miia is my ideal wife

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 07:13:59 No.13541424 >>13541409 No you dumbass daughteru dicking dingus

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 07:15:52 No.13541428 >>13541365 Okay here I go. Why can't women get a mindful, charming, intelligent, caring, sweet boyfriend? Because they always turn into Alps. Ha. Ha. Ha.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 07:16:40 No.13541430 >>13541424 >she's NTRing her mother/your wife That does make it sound like she's cheating on her mom though.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 07:20:03 No.13541437 >>13541430 No it doesn't

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 07:21:59 No.13541442 >>13541437 Can you tell me why then? Because the wording is almost identical to when you guys to "Oh, she's NTRing you!" or "You got NTRd!".

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 07:23:05 No.13541446 >>13541430 >max coolguy is NTR'ing john betamax >coolguy is fucking betamax' waifu This is the way I always read it.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 07:24:06 No.13541447 >>13541428 Those poor women.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 07:28:00 No.13541454 >>13541442 No, it really doesn't. Those uses are just the bastardized meme versions of the term.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 07:29:14 No.13541457 >>13541454 >No actual answer >Use of meme Well I guess expecting an actual answer instead of an excuse was a fool's errand.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 07:29:35 No.13541459 >>13541428 I want a mindful, charming, intelligent, caring, sweet Alp.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 07:31:32 No.13541462 >>13541457 >someone just fucked my partner >I just got NTRed The "Oh, she's NTRing you!" does kind of work for netori though.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 07:40:52 No.13541472 File: 417 KB, 1184x905, 76bede28.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I'm starting to doze off here Anons, so, fuckin', you know, Octopus hugs and all that.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 07:52:41 No.13541496 Rassen Frassen website and its Rassen Frassen testing Ok, woke up a little early so here, have the pastebin link to the Devil May Cry greentext. http://pastebin.com/TKzQEs1N Enjoy. Back to bed

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 07:57:28 No.13541500 File: 249 KB, 1000x857, Arachnotaur and pet.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What'cha doing nerds, dorks, speckledorfs, Canadians, /hbg/, and everyone else that I missed. That includes you too Mexican nerd anon.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 07:59:54 No.13541506 >>13541500 Watching Hobbit and F5-ing Kenkou's twitter for an update like a proud autist.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 08:00:06 No.13541509 >>13541500 Getting caught up on the Tokyo ESP manga. Probably start reading something new after that. Also just ate some pizza and am feeling completely satisfied. Breakfast of champions.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 08:03:31 No.13541517 >>13541500 You ever have something that is going to take 100 or so hours to do because you're slow as balls? Yeah, well I'm not doing that.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 08:06:16 No.13541521 >>13541500 Thinking of freeing Elf slaves.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 08:07:57 No.13541525 >>13541500 Thinking of enslaving free elves

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 08:08:20 No.13541527 File: 147 KB, 636x900, Cheetara.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13541414 Sailor Moon too, them transformation scenes made me feel funny.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 08:09:24 No.13541530 >>13541500 Looking at Holstauruses and wondering if tits can be too big.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 08:15:45 No.13541547 File: 73 KB, 517x631, Cheetara.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13541527 Oh yeah, she definitely did something for me when I was young. Shit, seeing the new version of her in the failed updated version still stirred feelings in me.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 08:16:39 No.13541549 File: 256 KB, 744x716, 1432469799637.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 08:20:22 No.13541558
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I think I'm falling for the doll. My urge to protect her can hardly be contained.

Yes. This is a good thing to ponder about while falling asleep.

Good night /mgt/.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 08:21:21 No.13541562 >>13541549 Soon

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 08:22:56 No.13541565 File: 112 KB, 1240x992, KissuKissuShite.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13541521

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 08:24:22 No.13541570 >>13541565 That Elf is clearly infected with the lewdness disease.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 08:41:47 No.13541599 >>13541527 >>13541547 She's the reason I don't mind body fur as long as there's no snout

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 09:06:56 No.13541651 >>13541599 Body fur just means she's that more comfy and fluffy and snugly and all that crap, right? Doesn't mean you want a waifu with an animal face.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 09:09:00 No.13541654 >>13541500 Arachnotaur the fluffy! I knew she was real!

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 09:24:29 No.13541670 >>13541651 As long as there's no extra nipples or face fur, either.

Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 09:24:47 No.13541672
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>>13541558
It's good to fall for her, considering how olev she is

>Prays for your safe return and success in the hunt
>Proclaims that she loves you
>Wants to understand things like human affection and emotions
>Worries that you might not love her back
>Claps and plays along when you do any poses in front of her.

I'd waifu a doll any day.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 09:25:48 No.13541673 >>13541672 >Wants to understand things like human affection and emotions I love that in a character. Especially if the fact that they have no emotions makes them very sad.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 09:31:34 No.13541691 >>13541672 >I'd waifu a doll any day. I want a Doll-chan plushie.

Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 09:36:08 No.13541708 [SPOILER]

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>Have had a crush on the monstergirl next door for as long as you can remember.
>She's a few years older, babysat you when you were younger, always been really nice.
>One day her family has to fumigate to get rid of a nasty termite infestation.
>Her parents stay with some friends of theirs, she stays at your place.
>You're super nervous, can barely sleep.
>Almost try to sneak into the guest room but decide not to, she might think you're a creep.
>Eventually you manage to fall asleep but it doesn't last long.
>You soon wake to find pic related

How do you proceed?

Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 09:37:05 No.13541710
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>turns out your gardener has the hots for your monster girl waifu
>can't let that happen
>get on the phone and call the special clean up service
>the door rings and you find a group of smiling kikimora bowing to you, each carrying a suitcase
>"Hello, good sir, how can we help you today?"
>Inform that the your "guest" was out back
>"Understood sir, we'll be right back."
>Head kikimora bows again and enters, along with the others
>the head kikimora has a saw strapped to her back
>you sit down and watch the toob
>10 minutes later, the kikimora come back, their suitcases look noticeably heavier, and they have specks of red on their aprons
>The head maid approaches you, her face smeared in blood
>she still smiling as she hands you the bill
>"As always sir, we appreciate your honored patronage!"
>they pack up and head out
>monster girl waifu comes home, finds you browsing the interenet
>"What cha doing?"
>Oh nothing
>Just finding a new gardener

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 09:38:03 No.13541712 >>13541708 Well fuck now I'm obligated to impregnate her womb.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 09:39:29 No.13541716 >>13541710 >implying the kikis wouldn't just kidnap him for cumpump use

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 09:39:32 No.13541717 File: 727 KB, 700x990, kraken2.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13541708 I cuttle with the squid next door

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 09:40:57 No.13541721 >>13541708 I need an Adult

Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 09:47:40 No.13541737
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>>13541708
>I'm sorry, I-I raped you, Anon-san...'
'Guess you beat me to the punch.'
Proceed to grab onto those plush hips of hers & pound that ass. Maybe get get drink from her to stay hydrated.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 09:50:09 No.13541745 Remember to love your human son as much as your monster girl daughteru. Don't make him feel left out. Make him feel loved and want to protect his sister.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 09:52:41 No.13541759 >>13541745 I refuse to love him as long as he refuses to alp himself.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 09:53:05 No.13541761 >>13541708 This is what happens when you don't touch the cow. It's my own fault, really.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 09:53:45 No.13541763 >>13541759 A sensible standpoint

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 09:56:38 No.13541769 >>13541759 I want to cuddle my Alp Daughteru and give her lots of kisses and raspberries on her tummy! I then want my Alp waifu to get jealous and ask for raspberries on her tummy too.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 09:57:38 No.13541772 >>13541759 But that would upset your daughteru!

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 09:59:04 No.13541775 >>13541745 He wont grow into a wizard unless he learns to protect himself. If I can't be a wizard he damn well will.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 09:59:43 No.13541779 >>13541759 >Alping the Son There's a line that should not be crossed, and you passed it long ago

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 10:01:50 No.13541785 >>13541779 might as well keep going then

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 10:04:22 No.13541793 >>13541785 To what? Alping yourself? Going on family trips to getting pregnant all at once? Seeing who can suck the most dicks and becomes the largest cum balloon? You're sick Anon.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 10:06:00 No.13541798 >>13541793 Alping your dad http://exhentai.org/g/740843/e485fcc95b/

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 10:06:31 No.13541800 >>13541708 I will need source for that pic Google fails

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 10:07:43 No.13541802 >>13541798 >Not the full version with pregnant Alp dad. Truly you are lost.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 10:10:06 No.13541806 >>13541793 A family of Alps!

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 10:16:13 No.13541824 >>13541806 I want to be in a cuddle pile of Alps! I'm an Alp slut!

Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 10:17:14 No.13541827

>>13541806
Imagine.
You live alone with your 2 brothers and father after your mother died giving birth to your younger brother ten years ago.
But one day after a school trip/vacation/whatever you come back home to find your entire family having alped due to a leakage of highly volatile mamono mana into the water system in your street.
Now you have to live with three newly reborn alps of varying ages and who react to the new situation with varying awkwardness.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 10:19:18 No.13541835 File: 59 KB, 509x580, I was a Casanova before becoming Cassi Nova.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13541761 >It's my own fault really Househusbands...I'm surrounded by househusbands!

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 10:20:38 No.13541839 >>13541496 Thanks man.

Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 10:21:33 No.13541842

>>13541827
>Alp dad sits you down on the couch with your two new bro-, er, sisters for a talk
>"Son, no matter what I look like on the outside, you need to remember that I'm the same old man you used to play baseball with and you can talk to me about anything in your life."
>You look down awkwardly. "That's great dad, but could you please get off my lap?"
>"What? It's comfortable sitting here son." She says as she wraps a lithe arm around your shoulder and kisses your cheek.
>Your two brothers are trying to discreetly masturbate using your free hand between themselves.

I'm not sure if I'm turned or disgusted.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 10:22:37 No.13541846 >>13541827 >>13541842 I'll marry all of them!

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 10:23:14 No.13541848 >>13541708 Sauce?

Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 10:24:57 No.13541852
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>>13539690

>MFW getting facesat by a Lilim
>MFW managing to gird myself enough to throw her off me given they're not exactly physically strong
>MFW grabbing her spadetail and giving herself a paizuri with it
>MFW shooting all of her triple cream wet dream juices over her as if she just had the biggest train ran all over her
>MFW succumbing to the almighty Mamano Mana and fucking the sticky love-juice slathered Lilim
>MFW you will never make Druella jealous by fucking one of her sisters like this and making her howl like a Slaaneshi slut even without the pleasure runes

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 10:25:52 No.13541855 >>13541708 Tell her it's okay because I always wanted her to rape me

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 10:25:57 No.13541856 File: 424 KB, 700x989, 50090212_p2_master1200.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13541549 I hope it ramps up the lewdity.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 10:29:48 No.13541865 >>13541842 This somehow reminds me of the scene from Himegoto were Kaguya grinded against Hime's leg only wearing a bath towel

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 10:32:37 No.13541869 >>13541852 Snazzy.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 10:39:51 No.13541889 >>13541842 Turned on, and show them the magic of alphood. With your dick.

Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 10:51:00 No.13541913

>>13541827
>Younger brother starts having nightmares again after the incident and you have to sleep in her bed like you used to when he was younger whenever she has one.
>starts feeling funny when you hold her during the night, but also very comfortable
>sleeps soundly and without nightmares through the night, but when she wakes up her pyjama is wet between the legs.
>hides it because she thinks she peed herself
>notices that this happens whenever she sleeps with you in the same bed, and stops asking you to sleep over
>nightmares continue and eventually you find out
>have to explain to her the actual reason why her pyjamas are wet
>Afterwards she has "nightmares" every night

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 10:52:35 No.13541920 >>13541842 >dicking an Alped parent >dicking any Alped blood relative No. Normal Alps are bad enough. Shit like that'll have Freud rolling in his grave.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 10:52:58 No.13541922 >>13541913 >Not sleeping instead with your new MILF Alp Little sister Alp is shit, at least go for the big sister

Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 10:57:09 No.13541932

>>13541920
Hey Anon, remember Royal Bloodlines demanded people marry their siblings to keep the bloodline pure. Imagine having one brother and your Mother unable to rear a daughter.

>Your father, the king, takes you two into a room and locks it
>"I'm not opening this door until one of you Alps"

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 11:00:24 No.13541940 >>13541920 Then we harness his energy to fire the quad, soft, lazer, turning all monsters struck by it HEALTHY! That or just use it to power the city.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 11:01:55 No.13541946 >>13541940 Can I dick the alps after you've turned them all healthy? A fourway with three healthy Alps sounds fun and soft.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 11:04:29 No.13541953 File: 172 KB, 715x1000, cow tits.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Touch the now. Do it cow.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 11:05:20 No.13541956 File: 142 KB, 622x880, 1396101387173.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Onii-chan, I'm cold! Can you warm me up by giving one of my Ghost buddies a body so it can write lewds about a brother and a sister sharing a hot bath?

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 11:06:28 No.13541959 >>13541956 no you little shit now get out of my room

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 11:06:54 No.13541961 >>13541953 What would happen if I touch her?

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 11:07:26 No.13541964 >>13541961 It would be extremely mooful.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 11:07:53 No.13541965 >>13541961 your going to "do it" and your going to "do it" now

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 11:09:12 No.13541972 >>13541956 oh god ain't this just a blast from the past Now get out of my room you little shit.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 11:10:05 No.13541974 File: 523 KB, 696x826, 1392304770873.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13541953 Code of the West says: Touch the boy, give him joy!

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 11:11:05 No.13541978 >>13541965 I'm scared.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 11:11:29 No.13541980 >>13541972 I'm going to use it again tomorrow to go along with my update.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 11:11:54 No.13541981 >>13541956 Here's $5, go buy yourself a hot coffee, it's not very expensive at all

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 11:13:57 No.13541990 File: 286 KB, 715x1000, 46868869_p3_master1200.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13541953 k.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 11:14:25 No.13541992 >>13541990 Hehehe. Bull milk.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 11:15:04 No.13541997 File: 160 KB, 500x281, MGs mind all day everyday .gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13541978 oh little anon don't be scared you brought this on yourself

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 11:15:23 No.13541999 Which monster girl would you tickle?

Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 11:15:23 No.13542000

>>13541922
>Alp dad gets all touchy feely after turned
>always trys to have you sit in her lap whenever she can and hug you tightly into her bosom
> familygets huge payment from the city for the
whole mamono mana in the water incident
>uses this to basically become a housemom/dad
>basically walks only in an apron around the house all day
>has you help in various chores around the house that include her leaning over and showing off her cleavage and rear
>helps you with your homework, which of course includes her sitting in your lap and showing you how to do the various problems
>insists that you take a bath with her every day since it is vital for a young man to be all nice and clean

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 11:16:13 No.13542004 >>13541999 Lich and Wight.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 11:16:57 No.13542008 >>13541946 Go for it, it may take a while cause I'm hitting the Sabbath, Dragon, and Tanuki quarters first. After that we can fire at whatever you want.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 11:17:18 No.13542011 >>13541997 I didn't though.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 11:17:19 No.13542012 >>13541999 I'd like to tickle my kiki with her own feathers.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 11:17:40 No.13542013 >>13541999 All of them

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 11:17:56 No.13542015 >>13541999 Jinko or Yeti

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 11:18:17 No.13542016 >>13542015 So Yeti.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 11:18:31 No.13542018 >>13541999 Hobgoblin

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 11:18:42 No.13542019 >>13542008 Can I borrow that thing for the Elf quarter. The girls there have barely any meat on them.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 11:18:48 No.13542020 File: 131 KB, 457x426, 1431788107325.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13542011 are you male? if so then you did.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 11:21:25 No.13542027 >>13542020 Damn my Y chromosomes.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 11:21:49 No.13542030 >>13542016 I want to hear those cute chuffs, too If I had a million dollars, I would tickle 2 chicks at the same time

Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 11:25:14 No.13542040

>>13542019
Sure, please be aware of the three settings we have.
Chubby, Plump, and DAAAAAAMN.
They really just define how quick they work in increasing speeds.
Lets just say that using "DAAAAAAMN" on an elf for fifteen seconds has some 'interesting" results

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 11:25:34 No.13542041 >>13542020 I'm bugged more than I should be about how this image didn't get cleaned up more than it did.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 11:26:23 No.13542046 >>13542040 What are the results?

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 11:28:05 No.13542050 >>13542046 Well, lets just say that new clothes are a must and her hips have trouble with chairs. Quite a bit of padding on her.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 11:28:59 No.13542054 >>13542027 just get one of those insta-incubus potions (if you're not already one), think hard about dicks or wanting to be the little girls, and bam! you no longer have to be afraid of having your pelvis grinded to dust

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 11:29:49 No.13542057 >>13542046 Probably "roll Ms. Violet down to the juicing room"-tier Considering there's at least one guy in here that thinks that's chubby and not a lipid singularity

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 11:30:31 No.13542059 >>13542050 Oh I'm going to have fun with this. Any personality changes I need to be prepared for?

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 11:33:14 No.13542064 https://i.imgur.com/Ff3KvgB.png I'm gonna eat the cow!

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 11:34:40 No.13542068 >>13542057 Eh, I'd still fuck a Fatpophis

Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 11:34:55 No.13542070

>>13542059
Main ingredient is holstaur essence so they get a little bit less strict but they are largely the same.
Most monsters, especially the physically fit ones, don't react well and may hide from you for a little bit and are timid till they get used to it

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 11:35:17 No.13542071 >>13542064 But hamburgers should be made with ham!

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 11:36:52 No.13542079 >>13542071 Well captcha thinks Hathor is a chicken burger too, and we all know not to question our robotic overlord.

Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 11:37:12 No.13542080

>You will never heal a Roper who has regrets through RNA and other bio-electrical signals for ruining its host's life
>You will never help it give a new life
>Inside of it its host's womb
>You will never come home one day to your Rope-waifu in the shibari tortoise shell position with her tentacles fucking her mouth and a messily scrawled note in ectoplasm that says
>"EAT ME <3"

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 11:38:47 No.13542086 >>13542070 Ah good, well I've already got a few Elves I'd like to try it on, so wish me luck.

Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 11:40:28 No.13542091

>>13542068
I'm sure you would, sliding your dick in the fold of her fat apron that covers her cloaca like a fleshy toilet seat, struggling to wrap your arms around her sperm cell shaped body, drowning in great saggy tits that would cover her belly button if it hadn't already drooped to her crotch.

Other people have standards.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 11:40:30 No.13542092 >>13542086 Good luck Anon, this'll turn even the haughtiest elf into a bit of a clingy crybaby afterwards though.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 11:41:30 No.13542096 >>13542091 oh god that sounds disgusting.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 11:42:24 No.13542103 >>13542092 Thanks and I hope it does.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 11:42:26 No.13542104 >>13542096 You can make any Monster Girl sound disgusting if you use the right words

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 11:42:59 No.13542107 >>13542080 >Trying to make anyone feel sympathy for evil vagina squid

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 11:43:01 No.13542108 File: 201 KB, 737x669, I can't gaze to this.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13542091 >>13542096 >>13542104

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 11:44:00 No.13542113 >>13542104 Considering that those are the right words to describe the morbidly obese, it's accurate.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 11:44:43 No.13542115 >>13542091 No, I'd cuddle tightly unto her thick frame, nuzzling my head into her soft plush body, as I grope her tits and she pushes me on the bed, and I drown in purple Apophis sex. It'd be soft, and she'd love me, so that'd make everything nice.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 11:44:48 No.13542116 >>13542107 >Rejecting communion Well aren't you just a faggot.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 11:44:57 No.13542119 >>13542104 TURGID

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 11:45:18 No.13542122 >>13542104 Yeah, but in this case it actually fits because fat people are disgusting. some guys in this thread really can't separate between chubby and just disgusting rolls of unwashed fat.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 11:46:18 No.13542124 >>13542122 This. Like this guy >>13542115 >thick Oh god my sides.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 11:46:30 No.13542126 >>13542122 Eh, it's not as bad as the people here who can't seperate between short girls and children. It's literal pedophilia,

Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 11:49:05 No.13542134

>>13542122
It seems like there are different undestandings for the word chubby. Yesterday (?) someone posted a chubby succuslut, and another anon said that she wasn't chubby because she was _only slightly overweight_. I was left wondering what that person thinks a slightly overweight person would be called, but that explains the issue. Some people really think chubby is synonymous with morbidly obese.

Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 11:51:45 No.13542141
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>>13542134
I was that Anon. No, having a small amount of baby fat isn't chubby. You probably have it. That's the range of normal, being completely average, very slight amount of fat, or slightly lean.

Pic related is Chubby.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 11:53:26 No.13542144 >>13542141 What do you call a slightly overweight person, then? What comes between normal weight and your "chubby"?

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 11:53:47 No.13542147 >>13542104 Gusset, Moist, Flange, Panty, Whitebait

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 11:54:05 No.13542148 I'm going to scratch a loli maticore behind the ears

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 11:55:08 No.13542150 >>13542144 Just normal. It's called ranges Anon.

Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 11:55:43 No.13542153

>>13542141
No. Chubby is having some baby fat. It's not even baby fat once you hit puberty. It's just fat. 5-10 pounds overweight is healthy/chubby. And it's generally the way men prefer women, though women have other strange ideas about being twigs instead.

That chick is on the upper end of chubby. Ten more pounds and she'd be obese.

Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 11:57:16 No.13542159

>>13542148

>Scratch Manticore imouto behind the ears
>She just lets out a little 'gao' while telling you she's going to eat you
>One of her footpaws is thumping on the ground
>You can hear her purring
>TFW she ends up working your dick like a horse later that day with her tail for 'forgetting your place' in the pride

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 11:57:41 No.13542162 File: 356 KB, 800x670, 1422394326427.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] How gallant and valiant are you?

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 11:58:26 No.13542165 File: 398 KB, 900x509, to be reminded.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13542153 >Ten more pounds and she'd be obese. No, then she's just be Plump. Pic related is obese.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 11:59:22 No.13542171 >>13542148 I want to give a loli manticore a kilo of catnip and watch the resulting dopey chaos

Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 12:00:24 No.13542175

>>13542150
What you posted is obese.

>>13542153
Looking at a BFP chart and some photos, what I'd call chubby is around 30% bodyfat, ie. just below obese. Normal at 25% - chubby at 30% - obese at 35%. The charts give 21-24 as fit, 25-31 as average and 32+ as obese.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 12:01:42 No.13542180 >>13542175 Right I think we're being a bit too pedantic here.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 12:01:44 No.13542181 >>13542165 No anon, that's a cartoon character, if you call that obese then you might as well call any 600 pound american "cute and chubby"

Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 12:01:58 No.13542182

>>13542165
"Plump" is BBW talk and is obese.

And fat takes up a whole lot more space so shows up a lot more compared to the weight of muscle. The example goat girl's tits don't even weight ten pounds. An extra ten pounds on a short little thing like her would be fat rolls.

And you're not even posting obese with that snake. You're posting inflation.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 12:03:41 No.13542185 >>13542182 >obese with that snake >snake Nobody in here has ever played MGQ have they?

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 12:04:25 No.13542186 >>13542185 >Nobody Dude, what?

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 12:04:41 No.13542189 >>13542175 >BFP/BMI Seriously dude. We both know that's a load of baloney. The way people gain weight is just as important as how much they get. >Those poor pear shaped girls that have it all go to their gut and neck and still have little AA's

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 12:05:33 No.13542193 >>13542189 >>BFP/BMI >seriously conflating the two Get out fatfag.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 12:05:42 No.13542194 >>13542185 More like it was so disgusting I just guessed from the thumbnail.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 12:06:16 No.13542198 Why do people think it's a jump from Chubby to Obese? I figured chubby was a little bit of extra weight, and obese was "I wash myself with a rag on a stick". That's like saying the only spicy flavors are Mild and Extreme.

Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 12:06:22 No.13542199

You know, I don't really hate chubby lovers and all that shit, but I can't stand how they constantly parade it regardless of the situation.

>Post chubby holst
>"So cute!"
>"Would love tenderly!"
>"Why stop there? Moar milk!"

>Post paladin girl
>"I'd love to give her the milk."
>"Mfw she drinks the holstaurus milk on my shelf."
>"Can't wait to see her put on a few pounds ;)"

>Post twig
>"People actually find this attractive?"
>"*barf*"
>"Stop posting whenever you feel like it."

We fucking get it, you like fat chicks and that's fine because this entire thread is a fetish thread. Now please refrain from acting more autistic than the general poster normally does, not everybody shares in your love of fat.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 12:07:26 No.13542205 Obese is when your fat has rolls. Rag with a stick is MORBIDLY obese. See the difference?

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 12:08:07 No.13542209 >>13542198 >"I wash myself with a rag on a stick". That's way beyond obese anon. That's even way beyond morbidly obese.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 12:08:26 No.13542210 >>13542205 meant for >>13542198

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 12:09:45 No.13542213 >>13542209 It's a Simpsons reference, by the way.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 12:10:19 No.13542215 >>13542199 >Liking women with some actual meat on their bones makes you a fat lover I'm so sorry that I don't feel like dating a woman irl who could be a body double for the Crypt Keeper.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 12:10:27 No.13542216 >>13542213 Yes, we all got the image of Bart in our heads as soon as you said it.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 12:10:35 No.13542217 >>13542199 I agree.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 12:11:20 No.13542220 >>13541390 >not getting hard for your daughter Self esteem killing asshole.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 12:11:39 No.13542223 >>13542159 >Loli manticore going "Gao" and purring There goes my heart

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 12:12:59 No.13542225 File: 476 KB, 1500x2000, QZhRZB5.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13542205 I guess is obese now. Fuck.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 12:13:03 No.13542227 >>13542198 >obese was "I wash myself with a rag on a stick". I'm obese and I can run for half a mile, for reference. It doesn't mean what you think it means.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 12:13:07 No.13542228 >>13542216 I didn't say it though.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 12:13:12 No.13542230 >>13542220 Can you imagine the /hbg/ posting >tfw can't even get my dad hard

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 12:13:23 No.13542231 >>13541422 >cooking can literally kill you >ideal There are cooler ways to die, unless, you're hoping a funny death will get you into Heaven

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 12:13:25 No.13542232 >>13542215 there we go, you immediately turn to making fun of those who don't like fat chicks. Just respect others and don't comment on ever skinny chick with "MILLLK!" or some other retarded feeder fetish bullshit.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 12:14:27 No.13542235 >>13542231 I like to cook myself anon

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 12:14:42 No.13542236 >>13542225 Anon she has always been fat. Just on the good side because you can see her curves.\ But if she were to sit down or bend over she's have so many rolls of fat on her body it'd be a little disgusting.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 12:16:15 No.13542237 >>13542225 She doesn't have rolls though. Look at her stomach. She's chubby but carries her weight well. She's actually less fat than this, which is still upper limit chubby.>>13542141 Wouldn't take much more for her to be obese though.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 12:17:39 No.13542239 >>13542230 >can't get that Dad hard >tell them every tool and method I've tried >they make fun of me and call me a lizakude >try not to cry >cry a lot

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 12:18:26 No.13542242 >>13542237 The cow is either high chubby or low obese, the goat is either high obese or low morbidly obese.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 12:18:46 No.13542243 >tfw keep missing drawfags Not like my ideas would ever be done.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 12:19:10 No.13542244 >>13542235 You feed YOU to your waifu? Seriously, phrasing.

Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 12:19:15 No.13542245

>>13542236
>>13542237
>>13542242
Yeah, you faggots use Obese far too easily. It's definition is
>grossly fat or overweight.
If she's fat but isn't obscenely so and still looks sexy, she's not obese. Do you guys think all plump Milfs in hentai are obese?

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 12:20:44 No.13542248 >>13542242 The thing that really sucks is you can't use the chin test or the cankle test like you can in real life. >Those artists that draw ham planets with twig girl heads/necks/shoulders

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 12:21:45 No.13542254 >>13542162 Not at all.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 12:24:22 No.13542261 >>13542245 >plump You know it's impossible to take you seriously when you use BBW buzzwords.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 12:24:35 No.13542262 >>13541708 Sauce, si'l vous plait.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 12:25:52 No.13542268 >>13542261 I don't even know what the fuck you're talking about, I'm just using general descriptors. I don't know what the fuck the BBW community uses. Stop using the buzzword buzzword.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 12:27:17 No.13542271 >>13542261 >MFW seeing "curvaceous" and "rubenesque" women Laughing Sigma.gif

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 12:28:31 No.13542274 >>13542268 >She's not obese, she's plump >He's not fat, he's fluffy Seriously dude. Get outside sometime.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 12:28:47 No.13542275 File: 242 KB, 682x504, 09.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13542262 Shit.

Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 12:28:52 No.13542276

I'm fucking done with this. The place is dying, overrun with shitposters and only a couple of good writefags are left out of the handful still posting, maybe this shouldn't have been a general after all. I can't blame the content creators for leaving either, this place is a complete shit pile these days.

Enjoy your retarded threadcanon and the incoming EMG invasion next anime season. It was fun while it lasted.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 12:29:24 No.13542279 >>13542274 Man, fuck this. Do you think Monster Girls are furry too?

Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 12:30:21 No.13542282

>>13542245
Look, I get that you want to present your fat fetish as something normal, but you're making yourself look like an idiot here with the constant obfuscating terminology. Kinda cute that you actually bothered to google a dictionary definition instead of making one up yourself, but obese is a medical term. Just because you think some fatty isn't obese doesn't mean the CDC doesn't.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 12:30:22 No.13542283 >>13542276 Just do what I do and scroll through the thread quickly stopping only for green text/pictures.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 12:31:39 No.13542289 >>13542279 >Oh fuck he's got me >I'll just deviate the conversation into another topic Nice try. Do you describe yourself as having a dadbod too? Fucking fat fetishits.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 12:31:40 No.13542290 >>13542276 I know I've been dead for a while but I'm writing something new right now! Please have a little faith!

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 12:31:48 No.13542292 >>13542271 >tfw the only rubenesque part of them is the reuben sandwich they had for lunch.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 12:34:11 No.13542298 >>13542276 It's too bad there isn't any alternative. I'll stop writing before I post on Bob's gay cult website.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 12:34:16 No.13542299 >>13542276 ok bye, thread just got better without you

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 12:34:23 No.13542300 I just want my MGs to have large breasts, wide hips and fat asses.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 12:34:26 No.13542301 >>13541710 WOW.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 12:34:47 No.13542303 >>13542276 Only come at night threads anon There's barely any shitposting

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 12:34:53 No.13542305 >>13542290 I was a writefag too, things just aren't going to get better here, I'm done. Good luck in the future anyway,

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 12:35:40 No.13542307 >>13542300 I'll drink to that.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 12:35:54 No.13542308 >>13542299 >implying the threads will get better. I'm here forever, but he has a point.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 12:36:53 No.13542312 >>13542305 Oh yeah? Well who are you?

Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 12:36:55 No.13542313

>>13542232

I'm only making fun of the fact that for whatever reason people think a woman isn't attractive until she's a size 0 runway model who looks so emaciated that her skin is tautly pulled over her malnourished body and you can see her fucking rib cage.

I like /fit/ women, I like chubby women (Not BBW), I like women who are on the skinnier side. But if you're going to try and convince me that the fleshbag look is attractive or natural, you're a faggot.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 12:38:08 No.13542314 >>13542308 Honestly the anime will help bring in a lot more people including content creators. The extra dumbasses that come with it are a worthwhile price to pay. And the people who think it will ruin everything are retarded.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 12:38:41 No.13542317 >>13541842 >>13541759 I fucking hate you.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 12:38:53 No.13542318 >>13542314 At least those dumbasses will talk about MG related things. Seriously this thread goes off topic so fast.

Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 12:39:12 No.13542319

>>13542282
>What are connotations
Obese may be technically correct but that doesn't mean it's the word that should be used, because of connotations. Monster Girls are technically Anthromorphs. Do we call them that? Fuck no, because that term is associated with furryshit. Words are more than just their literal definition, otherwise turgid would be used all the time.

>>13542289
The fuck is a dadbod? I just like plump girls and want to fuck one. And I think it's silly that people think you go from chubby to obese in just 2 pounds difference.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 12:39:20 No.13542320 File: 182 KB, 1000x883, CheshilimV1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13540309 >>13540359 The truest of all evils.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 12:39:44 No.13542322 >>13542314 You mean people like negawalker who write literal fanfiction?

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 12:40:14 No.13542323 >>13542317 >mfw you linked to two of my posts that's pretty hilarious.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 12:41:07 No.13542326 >>13542320 >Cheshilim God help us all.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 12:41:38 No.13542329 >>13542322 It's a gateway, like MGQ was or the EMG manga. It will bring in a ton of new people, good and bad. But that's life. Better than stagnating and dying slowly.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 12:42:50 No.13542332 >>13542318 >>13542314 Honestly, for the threads talking about the PV, I had a lot more fun in those than I've had here for awhile, until the scanlator drama shit happened. I know some of us are in there too and it was pretty nice

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 12:42:57 No.13542333 >>13542322 > You mean people like negawalker who write literal fanfiction? As if I needed more reason to hate him. But I never heard about this. Was this above and beyond the usual "fanfiction of MGE" that's most writefag's fare?

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 12:43:21 No.13542334 >>13542319 Except most people know that obese is just technical jargon for fat. And morbidly obese is the term for the rascal riders.

Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 12:43:41 No.13542335

>>13542312
One of the many not updating anymore. In any case I can't be bothered to waste any more of my time on these threads, so after posting this I'm off to do something else. I really hope it does get better for you all, even if I can't see it happening.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 12:43:52 No.13542337 >>13542320 >200% smug I'd die of dehydration while fucking her non-stop.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 12:44:12 No.13542338 >>13542320 Just kill me now.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 12:44:21 No.13542339 >>13542333 It was fanfiction of Rachnee and Darling. Literal fanfiction.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 12:45:00 No.13542343 >>13542335 What a condescending prick. I bet we'll be better off without you.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 12:45:01 No.13542344 >>13542335 Okay, don't tell me, jerky-werky.

Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 12:45:36 No.13542347 [DELETED]

>>13542314
>rachne best girl
>Miia is mai waifu!
>Papi a cute!
>HORSE. PUSSY.
MERO A BTCH! BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITCH!
>so when do hey fuck?
>Smih is a succubus. Srsly u guyz, there are clues on the wiki
>What's MGE? What's MGQ? Who'S Illias? Why are matango bad? Who's bob? What's a faggotcat?

Nah, fuck everything.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 12:45:41 No.13542348 >>13542339 Oh ya, the bondage one? I saw that posted in the EMG thread, it looked super bad

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 12:46:08 No.13542350 >>13542333 Nega, Ovaries, and ELH are the only writefaggots who've done literal fanfictions based on either MGE or EMG

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 12:46:11 No.13542351 >>13542333 It was actually EMG fanfiction. He even updated it a couple of weeks ago, there's a reason why negawalker is one of the most hated writefags amongst machine, inari, bob and nyanon.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 12:46:59 No.13542354 Alp discussion is far better than everything right now. Let's get back to that instead, it was happier. I want to fondle Chubby Alp Senpai!

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 12:47:16 No.13542356 >>13542337 >I'd die of dehydration while fucking her non-stop. Damn son, that's some dedication.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 12:47:23 No.13542357 File: 222 KB, 740x866, tmp_13267-mia11-406288101.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13542347 >Miia is mai waifu! I already do that anon [/spoiler

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 12:47:39 No.13542359 >>13542354 Alp-senpai is working hard for you! There will be new OC in just a couple hours tops!

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 12:47:44 No.13542360 >>13542347 It looks like you're the shitposter, and not the possible shitposters that you want so bad

Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 12:47:50 No.13542361

>>13542298
>It's too bad there isn't any alternative.

I assumed there was nowhere else to go as well, but like I man drowning in shit I checked the competition and (as shill-y as it may be) 2^3chan's board is actually pretty OK.

It's a damn sight better than what this place has degenerated to, that's for sure. It's only when you see the greener pastures that you really appreciate how far we've fallen here.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 12:48:03 No.13542362 >>13542354 I want to pick her up in a princess carry as she helps and blushes

Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 12:48:59 No.13542366

>>13542332
>Trying to talk about it in different places
That's part of what's killing this place too. There's no reason not to discuss the EMG stuff here. It was all one giant thread once. And there's no limit to what can be talked about in this one. Instead people that are here go elsewhere to talk about new monstergirl news. Do you know how stupid it is that I have to go check other websites for when new chapters come out?

And I know most of you bastards are in both so there's no real purpose to it.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 12:49:13 No.13542368 >>13542362 >Being able to carry chubby Alp senpai You either have to be /fit/, or expect to fall. She's a Big Girl

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 12:49:25 No.13542369 >>13542361 >2^3chan's board is actually pretty OK. Give it time.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 12:50:50 No.13542378 >>13542361 It's the exact same as this place, just compartmentalized with different topics in different threads instead of one giant one like here. Plus a couple CYOA's.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 12:51:03 No.13542380 >>13542320 Can we get a spicy tan senorita Arachnotaur edit? Or perhaps ArachnoLilim?

Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 12:51:16 No.13542381

>>13542361

I want this place to be like the good old days. Hell, I'd be happy taking it as it was last year just after we settled into this board. Lots of stories and drawings, plus interesting discussions and OC that wasn't just plain bad. I can't really blame people for getting disenfranchised with this place right now, but I think it will get better soon enough, all it needs is a little push.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 12:51:27 No.13542382 >>13542369 It's slower and faggots get banned much faster and more frequently because of better board owners/mods

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 12:51:30 No.13542383 File: 285 KB, 503x850, 1432444310088.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] KC should include western fem orcs as a sub-especies or something; they're far better than the pigs.

Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 12:52:16 No.13542389

>>13542369
It's so good there because the faggots here aren't over there.

I'm planning on migrating soon. I shall pack at night, and under the cover of darkness rush to the promised land, and pray not to be caught by guards. Hopefully they'll grant sanctuary.

>>13542383
That's what Ogres are.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 12:52:49 No.13542390 >>13542380 >senorita Arachnotaur The what now?

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 12:53:35 No.13542392 File: 237 KB, 724x771, 1430731221229.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13542390 Me gusta tacos muchos!

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 12:53:48 No.13542394 >>13542360 Says you.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 12:53:52 No.13542395 >>13542382 >better board owners/mods I'd like to believe that, but you know how people are... >>13542389 >faggots here aren't over there They have their own, don't worry.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 12:54:03 No.13542396 >>13542390 It's spanish for lady. >>13542392 Like this but not.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 12:54:12 No.13542397 >>13542389 >That's what Ogres are Too big

Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 12:54:39 No.13542399

>>13542361
>board is filed with newfags from /v/
>almost nothing but CYOA threads
>people posting about what they want to make their gf cosplay as
>owner that blogs and bans people that have a different opinion than him
>board still takes stuff like gets seriously and are activily trying to get monstergirls into the mainstream by pushing them on other boards

This thread is bad, but that board is pure cancer

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 12:55:19 No.13542402 >>13542392 Oh yeah, how stupid of me. I guess I'll put in on the doc

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 12:55:56 No.13542403 >>13542368 ___ ___.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 12:55:57 No.13542404 >>13542399 Half of your shit sounds like /pol/ tinfoil shit. And besides they canned the old board owner of that place.

Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 12:55:58 No.13542405

I lurk them all. I'm here because it's fast and fun. I go to /monster/ for the pics and they do fun things like getball and monthly movie nights. I go to 4/a/ for manga dumps but I don't stick around long. There's no reason to not be in all three places at once. Just keep multiple tabs open.

Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 12:56:12 No.13542406

>>13542320
O shit. Abandon The Multiverse. And then the next one as a neutral-quarantine territory.

On a serious note, I think the eyes should be more of crimson red and her skin less pink and more on a pale side to be perfect. But otherwise nicely done.

>>13542326
God? You mean that dude rolling on the floor, crying and tearing his beard off right now?

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 12:56:23 No.13542407 >>13542394 I do say, because the post was deleted Good job

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 12:56:28 No.13542408 >>13542389 Enjoy your deathland.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 12:57:18 No.13542412 >>13542366 That's probably fair, we talked about it a bit, and hound posts here a lot, I wonder why TF never stops by to chat or anything

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 12:57:39 No.13542414 >>13542406 >spoiler Yeah, I feel ya, hence the "V1".

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 12:57:48 No.13542415 >>13542407 >>13542407 Mods aren't infallible, perfect entities, so he deleted that post, big deal. Doesn't make it any less true.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 12:57:51 No.13542416 >>13542381 That was when rampant shitposts got deleted in an instant. Janny was really instrumental to us being able to take it easy.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 12:58:30 No.13542418 >>13542412 Probably a combination of she's busy and she's thinks we're cancer.

Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 12:58:52 No.13542419

>>13542383

>Be half-elf
>Dating Uruk-Hai-chan
>Tell her that even though you're half-Elf that doesn't give her the right to rape you whenever she feels like it
>She merely grins at you, pulls you close to her
>You're off the ground now by the collar of your shirt
>There's other Mamano couples watching
>She whispers into your ears where only you can hear, or so you believe
>'Some day, maybe today. When you least suspect it and your guard is dropped down, i'm going to work your little half-elf cock like a horse, and you're going to give me strong daughters.'
>She laughs as you go beet red, dropping you back down as you two walk off to the nearest movie theatre
>Several Mamano like Wolf girls go "Awoo" after hearing her threat
>Get into bed that night, you can feel a warmth next to you
>It's Uruk-Hai-chan in the full nude
>Get used as a body pillow for the rest of the night, she even uses you as a means to schlick in her sleep, grinding her hips against you, calling you a dirty "dagger eared boyslut"

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 12:59:15 No.13542422 >>13542406 Fuck, guess I better get with the times then. ALL HAIL CHESHILIM!

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 12:59:31 No.13542423 >>13542381 Your hope is unsightly.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 12:59:46 No.13542424 >>13542404 They said that but I still see him posting with his board owner tag And nothing I said had anything to do with /pol/ what the fuck are you taking about

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 13:01:11 No.13542429 >>13542416 To think, the only thing this place really needs is a good Janitor babysitting it.

Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 13:02:24 No.13542433

>>13542361
I'm not seeing it. I like the one thread for all approach, it gives a more community feel than having separate threads for every girl type.

Besides, I went into their fiction thread to find a comparison pic between the poli-assisted Oomukade venom greentext and an entirely unformatted greentext 5 times as long, which they seem to think is in their favor.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 13:02:45 No.13542434 >>13542429 Yeah but then you get the "THEY DO IT FOR FREE" people whining.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 13:02:55 No.13542435 >>13542429 I fucking wish Cleaning out bait would do the threads wonders

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 13:03:00 No.13542437 >>13541261 Waylay winged Wyvern with wolfish whimsy.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 13:04:57 No.13542443 >>13542433 >unformatted greentext 5 times as long >unformatted That sounds horrifying for people that like to compile and stitch screencaps.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 13:05:06 No.13542444 >>13542429 >>13542434 >>13542435 >Wanting overbearing moderation, having to watch everything you say, and doing it for free I mean just go to Neogaf, that's got plenty of strict moderation, you'd love it.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 13:07:00 No.13542450 File: 420 KB, 1104x1530, 1432479904322.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13542434 So what? Janitor can delete their posts too. We could use some Judge Kiki in here.

Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 13:07:11 No.13542451
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Why are we whining about muh good old days again? They aren't coming back, soon we'll maybe, have a bunch of animeonlyfags annoying the shit out of us, but hopefully, we'll get some good people among them. Loving anything is suffering, and if you're not used to this by now, you better harden the fuck up cause it's never gonna change.

Now shut up and talk about MGs.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 13:07:29 No.13542453 >>13542444 See? I was right. >>13542450 >Judge Kiki I want this to be a thing.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 13:08:52 No.13542457 >>13542443 Literally no majuscules, periods or double spaces. Some of the lines are long as hell too, it looks like a pain in the ass to read.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 13:09:17 No.13542460 >>13542351 >Inari, Machine, Bob, and Nyanon are the Big Bad Four Hugh wott m80

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 13:09:29 No.13542463 >>13542368 I've just finished lifting and have a big glass of chocolate milk at the ready for my recovery drink. She won't be a big girl for me at all

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 13:10:41 No.13542465 >>13542457 >majuscules You speak some another language don't you?

Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 13:10:42 No.13542466
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>>13542450
>>13542453
So wanting to post without fear of offending a Jannie is bad now? Fuck that. You idiots just want to create a hugbox. Overbearing moderation is one of the worst things an internet board can have,

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 13:11:33 No.13542469 >>13542451 I wish there were more species variation in Monster girl species. Like an orchid mantis mantis or different breeds of Holstsaur.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 13:12:11 No.13542470 >>13542351 >nyanon

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 13:12:38 No.13542473 >>13542351 >machine >nyanon I don't care about nyanon and I love some of the things machine wrote

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 13:12:53 No.13542475 File: 355 KB, 607x800, 1427492038749.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13542451 What if a Mantis was raised amongst Arachne's? Would her blades alter in appearance due to Magical Monster Mojo's intervention?

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 13:13:20 No.13542477 >>13542466 >hugbox The term you're looking for is "safe space".

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 13:13:33 No.13542478 >>13542466 Nobody ever said anything about banning you for it, just deleting your posts bitching about it, which anyone who already had the thread open could still see.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 13:13:59 No.13542479 >>13542457 >majuscules Your Spanish is showing, you meant "uppercase".

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 13:14:06 No.13542480 File: 251 KB, 891x1200, 1422377713702.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13542451 What if you got a paizuri from a Kejourou during which she also wrapped some hair around your penis and stroked it at the same time?

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 13:15:54 No.13542482 >>13542475 Possibly. The concept of one MG species raising another is interesting, like a usually violent one being raised by a more peaceful species. >>13542480 Well that'd be just great.

Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 13:16:18 No.13542484

>>13542477
What's the difference?

>>13542478
Then what's the point? This is silly, overbearing moderation won't solve shit, it'll just made things worst.

This thread has done nothing but foster a culture that shuns away content creators, rolls in its own feces, and then holds itself up as the high standard of its kind. This place is hell due to the faggots who cultivate it and participate in it. This isn't a matter of moderation, the whole thing is nothing but cancer.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 13:16:58 No.13542486 >>13542469 KC is but one man anon.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 13:17:59 No.13542490 >>13542465 >>13542479 http://www.oxforddictionaries.com/definition/english/majuscule Looks like it's not even listed as archaic. Google only gives me French hits, though.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 13:18:04 No.13542491 >>13542486 I know but still if we didn't wish for impossible things we wouldn't be here.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 13:18:09 No.13542492 >>13542470 >>13542473 If anything the big bad four should be Bob - Faggot Extraordinaire Bollocks - Attention seeking M Inarikitsune - An even bigger faggot than Bob Negawalker - LITERAL FANFICTION TIER EGOMANIAC

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 13:18:27 No.13542494 File: 235 KB, 2000x1000, 1422830540650.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Since Lanternon's paladin story is so well liked, I'm making one too! Also there will be Yetis! But not in this update. http://pastebin.com/23q1M6g3

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 13:20:54 No.13542498 >>13542480 Honestly, I just want to pull on that hair and pound her into oblivion

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 13:22:53 No.13542501 >>13542498 Wouldn't that really hurt? I mean can her hair feel?

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 13:23:56 No.13542504 >>13542484 >everything is shit >b-but let's not try to solve it So you're here to complain, is that it?

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 13:24:30 No.13542506 >>13542484 Then why are you here?

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 13:25:18 No.13542510 >>13541558 >That Image I want to sit beside doll-chan when she falls asleep on a sitting position so she'll lean on my shoulder instead of falling to her side, and stay there until she wakes up. Night, man.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 13:26:10 No.13542512 >>13542494 Also new Vertex sometime next week.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 13:27:55 No.13542518 >>13541672 >>13541558 That fucking feeling when Doll-chan becomes the Good Hunter's surrogate mother in the true ending for Bloodborne

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 13:28:04 No.13542519 >>13542501 Doubt it, her hair fuckery is probably due to MM manipulation. Sill, nerve ending in hair sounds interesting, if all kinds of fucked.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 13:28:12 No.13542520 >>13542501 Yep and a few other senses apparently. though the entry just says taste and touch.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 13:28:53 No.13542523 File: 452 KB, 800x800, 1432430981774.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13542518

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 13:29:33 No.13542527 >>13542520 You could probably pleasure her with a hair brushing.

Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 13:30:36 No.13542532
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If your MG waifu was a superhero, what type of..."costume" would she wear while out fighting crime?

Or villain MG girlfriend, I won't judge you for being a malevolent asshole enabling evil if that's your thing though.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 13:30:57 No.13542534 >>13542494 >Also there will be Yetis! Count me in.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 13:31:02 No.13542535 >>13542510 Unless you're at least 6'2, I wouldn't, that doll is huge.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 13:32:40 No.13542538 >>13542534 Hope you don't mind involuntary cuddles.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 13:33:30 No.13542541 >>13542523 Thighjobs, handjobs and blowjobs it is.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 13:33:55 No.13542542 >>13542523 How much of a NegaWaker tier faggot would I be if I did a Dollfu short from Bloodborne?

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 13:34:02 No.13542543 >>13542523 >that dollbutt Intercrural and hotdogging are fine too.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 13:34:41 No.13542547 >>13542532 My Dragonfu would be a villain called the Purple Peril, and she'd wear purple leather and a domino mask.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 13:34:52 No.13542548 >>13542527 >hair brushing Is Kyouya Shinomiya the most husbando'd guy by Kejourous?

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 13:35:33 No.13542549 >>13542532 >spoiler Said the city destroying chuuni enabling asswipe.

Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 13:37:03 No.13542553
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>>13542532
>what type of..."costume" would she wear while out fighting crime?
An amalgamation of Makai Armor, Karate Bugman attire, that current Ultraman manga design, and a scarf.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 13:37:30 No.13542554 File: 307 KB, 500x800, 1398945891419.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13542494 Somehow I thought my sudden resurrection would have gotten people more excited. Shows how overly high I thought of myself. Oh well.

Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 13:37:50 No.13542555

>>13542480
>Kejourou neet nee-chan
>Dresses you up in the morning using her hair while still taking the time to subtly feel you up
>Makes sure to knit her hair into your clothing so that the mamano mana will make others think you're marked
>The moment you get home she picks you up and hauls you off to her room for cuddling and videogames
>Clings to you all day long while hugging you with her hair
>Whenever you brush her hair she turns red and starts moaning even harder than if you were to massage her breasts
>Wants to take baths together so that you can brush her hair and she can cover you in it indiscriminately
>If you sleep together at night, then she'll slowly throw away the blanket and ask that you use her hair. If you don't, then she'll infiltrate halfway through the night and knit her hair into the blanket while sleeping beside you.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 13:39:04 No.13542558 File: 755 KB, 2362x1897, ZOE2Anb.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13542532 A full-body powersuit that combines the aesthetic of Iron Man and pic related.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 13:39:35 No.13542559 >>13542554 Oh please, when it comes to "staying dead", you're like a comicbook hero.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 13:40:06 No.13542560 >>13542554 Were you even dead?

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 13:40:56 No.13542563 >>13542555 dude yes

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 13:41:22 No.13542565 >>13542560 >people die when they're killed etc

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 13:41:22 No.13542566 File: 312 KB, 557x640, Red Oni, Blue Oni.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13542560 >>13542559 I've seen such sights my friends! I've been spending my time on the other side training with some Onis! Ve did ze squats!

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 13:41:31 No.13542568 >>13542554 You're such a whiny drama queen that nobody's surprised at your comeback.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 13:41:37 No.13542569 >>13542554 Who are you anyway? Were you ever a big name in the community? I've been here for a while but I've never even seen you before.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 13:41:42 No.13542570 >>13542494 >>13542512 What trickery is this? Alp is supposed to be dead. Dead!

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 13:42:32 No.13542571 >>13542569 Alp's mostly famous for deleting all his stories at one point.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 13:42:34 No.13542572 >>13542568 >drama queen No bully.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 13:43:43 No.13542575 >>13542572 Its what he wants though. It gets him off.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 13:43:59 No.13542576 >>13542569 Please don't bully the Alp.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 13:44:33 No.13542578 >>13542566 Who the hell would wish you back?

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 13:44:59 No.13542580 >>13542572 Truth hurts, stay dead next time.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 13:45:07 No.13542581 >>13542571 Not once but twice. Un he has quit even more timez zan dat!

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 13:45:14 No.13542582 >>13542578 Dragonsluts.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 13:45:52 No.13542584 File: 140 KB, 606x850, Dioooo.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13542578 Say what you will but I still enjoy Alp's stories.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 13:46:06 No.13542585 >>13542582 They most certainly would not.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 13:46:14 No.13542586 >>13542581 Actually, THRICE. I've deleted it all thrice.

Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 13:47:56 No.13542588

>>13542569
Alp is a notorious liar, cheater and stealer. There's rumour that he also onced killed a guy for saving one of his deleted stories and reuploading it.

Plus, he's pushing to make marriage with moose legal in Canada, because they're the only animal large enough to not break the moment he tries to hug them.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 13:48:04 No.13542589 >>13542572 >>13542576 I tried being nice to alp once. He's just too much of a faggot.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 13:48:05 No.13542590 >>13542578 Me and I'm not even a dragonslut.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 13:49:04 No.13542591 >>13542588 That's not true, I can hug regular cows just fine. >>13542589 What happened?

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 13:49:07 No.13542592 >>13542588 He truly is the Eddie Guerrero of faggotry.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 13:49:12 No.13542593 >>13542588 Be honest would you fuck a moosegirl anon?

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 13:49:17 No.13542595 >>13542588 But Alp lives in the Canada of Europe. You're thinking of KGA, King of Monster Canada.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 13:50:35 No.13542597 >>13542590 Shame on you, I say!

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 13:51:19 No.13542598 >>13542595 I want to kidnap King Grump Alp and force her to cuddle me in my basement, against her will! I'll give her plenty of loving cuddles and kisses!

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 13:51:22 No.13542599 Uh oh! Your egg laying waifu is sick and can't keep her eggs warm out of fear she might get her unhatched daughterus sick and needs you to do her job until she gets better What do you do?

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 13:52:28 No.13542603 >>13542599 You fuckin keep them warm what else.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 13:52:54 No.13542604 >>13542599 Keep them warm?

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 13:53:02 No.13542605 >>13542599 There's only one option, and it's this>>13542603

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 13:53:33 No.13542606 >>13542599 >of fear she might get her unhatched daughterus sick I didn't know my waifu was a fucking idiot. Do your job, woman.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 13:54:13 No.13542609 >>13542527 I bet they especially like it when your hand is used instead of just a normal brush.

Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 13:54:42 No.13542610

>>13542595
I just default to thinking that everyone except me who visits these threads lives in either Texas or Canada.

>>13542593
I saw a moose in real life once. They're really big.
I think a moosegirl would be like a centaur, only more of a powerhouse.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 13:55:50 No.13542613 >>13542610 >I just default to thinking that everyone except me who visits these threads lives in either Texas or Canada. I feel personally insulted by that

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 13:55:53 No.13542614 >>13542610 >everyone except me who visits these threads lives in either Texas or Canada That would lead to some hilarious writefag groupings.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 13:55:56 No.13542615 Speaking about old washed up writefags, are there any you miss?

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 13:57:04 No.13542617 >>13542613 They make up almost 2/3 of the thread together though.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 13:57:06 No.13542618 >>13542610 >I just default to thinking that everyone except me who visits these threads lives in either Texas or Canada Please

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 13:57:13 No.13542619 >>13542615 Captain and Peterdnzl come to mind.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 13:57:21 No.13542621 >>13542615 Free_Drinks, Yananon, ParkedBuggy, etc... ;_;

Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 13:57:22 No.13542623
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>>13542549
I don't enable villains, only the Super Heroine Super Wurm!

Though I'm actually her greatest Rival Super Villain, beating her in fights because I know all her weaknesses.

It's easy to foil her plans when she personally tells you them all and cheering her up after she's failed to capture her arch rival once more is the most enjoyable thing in the world!

I protect her smile by making her frown, then making her smile bigger and brighter than before with my love!

Being the Villain to all but a pure Hero to one!

Hhahahha....HHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 13:57:38 No.13542624 >>13542615 I shed no tears for those who have abandoned us.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 13:57:43 No.13542625 >>13542610 >I think a moosegirl would be like a centaur, only more of a powerhouse. Jesus that'd be scary.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 13:58:26 No.13542626 >>13542615 We could always kill all the horrible writefaggots to at least wish Captain back.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 13:59:00 No.13542628 >>13542626 But he has a family now, he doesn't need us. He doesn't want us.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 13:59:43 No.13542630 >>13542623 I can respect that.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 13:59:47 No.13542632 >>13542626 No way. The last time we tried that, it went FMA wrong and brought back Nega.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 14:00:21 No.13542633 >>13542617 Doesn't make me any more north american though

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 14:00:37 No.13542634 >>13542623 Lilim being slapped.jpg

Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 14:00:55 No.13542636

>>13542591
>What happened?
Read one of your stories along time ago. Didn't like it but there's plenty of writefags who have one or two stories I don't like.
What really makes me just not give a shit about you, is that you're a whiny bipolar, self-depreciating, attention whore that pretends to not want all the attention. You're basically the definition of a faggot.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 14:01:40 No.13542638 >>13542636 You didn't actually answer the question there.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 14:02:05 No.13542640 >>13542634 But I'm male anon. It's not like you wouldn't become the villain to protect your waifu!

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 14:02:25 No.13542641 >>13542626 I would kill every writefag we've ever had if it mean Captain, Punladin and Peterdznl come back.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 14:02:31 No.13542643 >>13542632 >Sacrifice a bunch of terrible writefags >Get the worst in return Sounds like an equivalent exchange all right.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 14:03:08 No.13542645 >>13542641 But Punaldin is alive and well in the IRC

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 14:03:41 No.13542648 >>13542615 I'm old and washed up, but nobody misses me.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 14:03:47 No.13542650 >>13542599 Buy a BeHarppy™ incubator and set to her species ideal temperature. I'm not a savage.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 14:05:35 No.13542658 >>13542650 >I'm not a savage. >Uses technology instead of actual parenting to help his children in their time of need. Yes you are more advanced, but you are also more savage.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 14:06:43 No.13542662 >>13542648 Who are you?

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 14:07:04 No.13542666 >>13542641 If it wasn't for the fact that average is around I'd actually agree with you

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 14:10:03 No.13542674 >>13542606 >Get germs on shell >incubate them as well as the eggs >daughteru hatches face first >gets face full over germ covered shell which has become a petrie dish of germs

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 14:10:25 No.13542677 >>13542662 Old and washed up. In all seriousness, I am writing a thing which I'll post soon. No need to seek attention before that happens, though.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 14:11:05 No.13542681 >>13542658 >Not using technology so you have time to go out, work and get paid so you can feed your sick waifu while your children are safe in the incubator. How is he a savage, exactly?

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 14:11:46 No.13542685 >>13542674 >not washing your egg Pleb.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 14:13:52 No.13542687 >>13542677 Not him, but is it a continuation of something?

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 14:14:14 No.13542689 >>13542681 Probably because he didn't call her mom who has literal empty nest syndrome and would kill to guard some eggs again.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 14:14:41 No.13542692 >>13542685 You try getting your 250+ pound dragon off her eggs. I'll have the Burn ward on speed dial

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 14:14:46 No.13542693 >>13542681 >Not taking time off from work when there is a crisis at home. >Not guarding your unborn children like you were a Jew at Fort Nox.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 14:15:44 No.13542695 >>13542614 I don't like in NA either.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 14:15:51 No.13542696 >>13542692 She will if I tell her to. Unless she wants to spend the night outside, that is.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 14:16:35 No.13542698 >>13541251 Those tits are gonna feel terrible covered in sand. Sand is the worst.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 14:17:06 No.13542699 >>13542692 >can't lift 250 pounds Where am I, manlet and pussy central?

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 14:17:45 No.13542701 >>13542699 That's exactly where you are.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 14:17:46 No.13542702 >>13542696 You do that. I'll erase the Burn Ward Speed Dial and call up a crematorium for a vase to carry your ashes in

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 14:18:49 No.13542705 >>13542702 I think you might be projecting a bit.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 14:20:11 No.13542710 >>13542705 You're now not only trying to get a dragon off her eggs But telling her to go sleep outside. You are a dead man walking

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 14:20:38 No.13542711 >>13542599 Envelop it in a warm blanket and carry it around everywhere like a precious baby, growling at anyone or anything that tries to get too close to it.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 14:21:19 No.13542713 >>13542710 I am very much alive, thank you for asking.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 14:22:37 No.13542720 File: 298 KB, 675x600, 1422813108659.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Tell me about Yeti society, anons.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 14:24:25 No.13542728 >>13542720 No amount of words will ever be able to describe how olev Yetis are, Anon. You have to experience it yourself.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 14:24:48 No.13542729 >>13542720 Hugs for everyone, all the time!

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 14:24:53 No.13542730 >>13542720 It's Cold out there The Yeti Knows the Way Don't Make the Yeti Angry.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 14:25:39 No.13542735 >>13542728 Enough to turn a paladin into a Monster lover?

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 14:26:05 No.13542737 >>13542623 That's a Pretty slippery slope anon.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 14:26:54 No.13542740 >>13542735 No true paladin would ever love those filthy animals.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 14:27:41 No.13542746 >>13542740 The warmth of a Yeti's hug reaches through plate, anon.

Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 14:27:51 No.13542748

>>13542658
>>13542689
>>13542693
I don't think you guys appreciate the convenience of BeHarppy™ Incubators. With their adaptable, one-size-fits-all aluminum unibody casing you can fit anything from cockatrice to dragon eggs. Ignis IG-NITE™ coils keep your egg at an optimal temperature, and mutiple One-Wire™ sensors keep it uniform in day or night. This also allows the remote control and monitoring of the incubator through the BeHarppy™ App™.
BeHarppy™ frees time for future mommies and daddies to work, shop and, who knows, maybe make some little sister eggs~
BeHarppy™ is a product of Harppy Industries, a division of Tanuki Unlimited.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 14:28:15 No.13542752 >>13542701 So I'm charge. Feels good.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 14:28:17 No.13542753 File: 857 KB, 691x950, 1431985282458.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13542720 Cozy cave communities. Likely brutal fighters.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 14:29:08 No.13542755 >>13542753 >dem abs Oh dear. I'm helpless now.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 14:30:23 No.13542757 >>13542752 >Meatheads >In charge of anything

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 14:31:05 No.13542759 >>13542752 Yes, among the blind, the one-eyed is king. Not much of an accomplishment really.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 14:31:27 No.13542761 >>13542748 >a division of Tanuki Unlimited Good boyim

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 14:32:25 No.13542765 >>13542748 I'm not trusting some tanuki made machine with my daughter's life.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 14:33:36 No.13542766 >>13542720 A bunch of huggy sherpas are not a society, anon.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 14:34:19 No.13542769 >>13542766 Yes they are, they've got yak milk.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 14:35:19 No.13542777 >>13542755 I know right, they're perfect for fattening with a baby

Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 14:35:43 No.13542781

>>13542687
Nah. New thing. Maybe it'll be a long story. With characterisation.
I'm not good at those things. I notice that I'm in a comfort zone writing smut, with the characters already established and knowing each other.
It'll be interesting to see if I can do multiple chapters involving a growing, fluctuating relationship and no sex until later on. I think it'll be even more interesting to see if people read it. I'm almost certain at least one person will read it, but that's probably because I might be writing the story with that one person in mind.

I should stop writing this, and start writing that.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 14:37:28 No.13542785 >>13541775 my nigga. catcha wants cakes cakes and cupcakes are the only options "cut the red wire or the blue wire" intensifies uneasy sweating intensifies

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 14:38:44 No.13542789 >>13542781 >>13542677 Are you me? I better get to writing. You guys have fun.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 14:38:59 No.13542791 >>13542753 I feel bad that I'm probably not outdorsy enough to get high enough up a mountain to find a happy cuddlemonster. >>13542785 Captcha's trying to warn you anon. Protect your son from the cakes.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 14:39:58 No.13542794 >>13542757 What's that? May I get pounded now? Why certainly, of course you may! >>13542759 >being the king >not a monumenal accomplishment

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 14:39:59 No.13542795 >>13542720 Ya know, Anons, I just had a thought. Gurkha Yetis.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 14:41:36 No.13542798 File: 166 KB, 640x480, Give her the B.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13542527

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 14:42:00 No.13542799 >>13542794 >Implying force is anything without skill >Implying guns don't invalidate your argument >"Look, mom! I'm trying to be alpha on 4chan!" This guy.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 14:42:05 No.13542800 >>13542558 You. You are mah nigga!

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 14:42:44 No.13542802 >>13542794 >being the king of fools and masochists >an accomplishment kek.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 14:42:52 No.13542804 >>13542795 Yetis are from Tibet, anon, not Nepal.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 14:43:02 No.13542805 >>13542794 You've never met a king, have you? Try the king of Sweden for size.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 14:43:07 No.13542806 Your monster girl daughteru is teething What do you give her to gnaw on while she teethes

Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 14:43:54 No.13542808

So, I haven't been around in a month or so.

Have I missed anything interesting? New monsters, interesting stories, fun new OC? I know Lanternon has updated in the past few days because I check his pastebin every now and then like the creepy fanboy I am, but anything else?

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 14:44:02 No.13542809 >>13542806 Gum.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 14:44:07 No.13542810 Okay, so this is like, the second time I've seen a picture of an Anubis having sex with Wonder Man or some shit. http://p01ntless.deviantart.com/art/Comi-52-535074449 Can someone please explain this to me?

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 14:44:33 No.13542812 >>13542805 >the king of feminist cuckland Indeed.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 14:44:39 No.13542814 >>13542809 >Giving a baby gum are you trying to choke her?

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 14:44:59 No.13542816 >>13542808 You see the Blogspot/Wordpress in the OP? Go there and find out.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 14:44:59 No.13542817 >>13542806 Jawbreakers

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 14:45:12 No.13542818 >>13542814 My daughteru has acidic saliva, not going to be a problem.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 14:45:36 No.13542820 >>13542806 Throw a Pacifier in the fridge and give it to her when it's nice and cold.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 14:50:26 No.13542837 >>13542804 Himalayas, actually, which includes Nepal (as well as Bhutan and India). Either way, the thought of fuzzy little ninja-commandos brings me joy.

Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 14:52:50 No.13542843

>>13542800
If you say so. I imagine an anubis not being physically as strong as a werewolf, so she'd probably either resort to magic, technology, or going full Wonderful 101 with a small army of mummies. They could use their magic bandages to tie themselves together into different shapes. Like Unite Pyramid, Unite Scales, Unite Sphinx, that sort of thing. Might be entertaining to see someone draw that.

>>13542810
Second time? I don't see the first in his gallery. Also, when did .less get his dA account back?
Also, that anubis has a nice back. Nice use of shadow.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 14:54:34 No.13542848 >>13542837 >Traveling in the mountains >"HALT HUMAN." >You look up on a nearby mountain and see a Yeti clad in ninja garb. >"YOU HAVE BEEN MARKED BY OUR CLAN FOR ASSASSINATION" >"PREPARE TO BE HUGGED FOR THE NEXT SEVERAL HOURS."

Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 14:55:44 No.13542854

>>13542837
>fuzzy little ninja-commandos

Funniest thing is that Gurkhas are fucking brutal. There's that one Gurkha operative who fought off 30 taliban dudes all by himself and survived.

Combine that with the fact that Yetis are stronk as fuck but don't like to use it on anyone and you have the cutest killing machine ever.

Yetis are the Mike Vinings of MGE.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 14:55:59 No.13542855 >>13542848 That sounds really fucking boring.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 14:57:23 No.13542857 >>13542848 I'll fight back against you foul fiends With tickles.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 14:59:29 No.13542861 >>13542857 The battle raged. The giggles of the Yeti could be heard all over the mountains.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 15:00:29 No.13542864 File: 929 KB, 1000x888, 1428471165026.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13542854 >Yetis are the Mike Vinings of MGE. I want to see a Yeti in combat gear of some kind now. Fuck, Yeti's would be CQC types though, wouldn't they.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 15:02:42 No.13542871 >>13542805 >>13542812 So he's the literally cuck king?

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 15:02:44 No.13542872 >>13542864 Even though they're sweet and kind by choice, they'd probably be like, Goro-tier brutal in CQC. Big meaty paws flying at your face at ludicrous speeds don't sound fluffy at all.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 15:03:05 No.13542873 >>13542871 Yes.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 15:03:50 No.13542875 >>13541745 Of course. Who else am I going to pass down my sword, my armor, and my teachings down to? Monstergirls wouldn't understand.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 15:05:10 No.13542879 >>13542861 Ours is a fight that will live on in legends.

Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 15:05:45 No.13542881

>>13542857

>"Assassination...failed" she managed between giggling and laughter
>"No! We shall avenge you!" Suddenly there were more of them and they all rushed in to finish the job
>But they were no match against your tickling
>You survived, but now you were infamous against the Yeti assassins so they only became more aggressive.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 15:08:22 No.13542892 >>13542881 >Yeti assassins so they only became more aggressive. And I will become more aggressive with my tickling. I might even resort to kisses.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 15:08:51 No.13542896 >>13542810 Ignoring the weirdness of that purple dude, the picture's actually pretty damn hot.

Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 15:08:58 No.13542897

>>13542881
>>13542892

>Eventually the entire legion of Yetis arrive
>One of them manages to tackle you from behind into the snow
>The others take the chance and follow
>And then Anon was hugged and cuddled for the following hours
>He even manages to befriend them for helping them relieve their stress due to abscence of targets to hug in the mountains

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 15:08:59 No.13542898 File: 182 KB, 664x1000, Black Knights (1).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] http://pastebin.com/LURjaiX2 Something something blah blah blah enjoy

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 15:09:11 No.13542901 >>13542872 >you will never be a child soldier for some radical Order offshoot >you will never get raided by a monstergirl PMC force, and knocked out by a Yeti's karate chop >yadda yadda you wake up to cuddles and healing

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 15:10:15 No.13542905 >>13542898 Neato.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 15:11:29 No.13542913 >>13542897 >giant cuddle pile Just as planned.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 15:15:54 No.13542927 >>13542898 >http://pastebin.com/LURjaiX2 God dammit Bollocks. Thank you anyway.

Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 15:15:57 No.13542928

>>13542897

>He was brought back to the main base of Yetis
>They actually weren't upset by your tickling but instead had fun with it. Trying to plan ways to stop you reignited memories of the old days when there were more people to hug
>You are a guest of honor where you get to enjoy as many Yeti hugs as possible.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 15:18:23 No.13542936 >>13542928 This just keeps getting better and better.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 15:21:04 No.13542944 File: 81 KB, 354x609, M.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13542927

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 15:23:13 No.13542955 >>13542000 I have to be honest, I don't think I could resist giving her the Dick and taking responsibility.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 15:26:06 No.13542966 >>13542955 Jesus man that's your dad. Go be normal and fuck a normal monster girl

Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 15:27:52 No.13542969

>>13542854

Precisely.

>Be Tanuki crimelord.
>The human slave trade, protection rackets, venom refining and trafficking, you're the mastermind behind everything that plagues MGC.
>Heading to the master bedroom of your mansion to rest after a hard day's work, no sooner had you opened the door and flicked on the light that you're completely frozen in place.
>Calmly standing in the middle of your room soaked in blood and ichor, is the meanest-looking Yeti you've ever seen.
>Or rather, the ONLY mean-looking Yeti you've ever seen.
>"You have my son."
>"W-what?"
>"You. Have. My. Son." She repeats herself, her voice chillingly calm while her eyes burn with some sort of directed savagery "Where is he?"
>"G... Guards..."
>She holds up knife, a curved, wicked-looking thing dripping with blood and bits of flesh and entrail.
>"GUARDS!"
>She grins.
>"They aren't coming."

Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 15:28:29 No.13542975

>>13542966
She's not my dad anymore. I don't she is now to be honest. All I know is a hot mature woman in only an apron is in my immediate vicinity. She's the closest and already loves me, I'll take her.

Dick is as dick does, and your heart must follow where the dick leads.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 15:28:58 No.13542978 >>13542969 that's terrible, please don't write anymore.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 15:30:09 No.13542981 >>13542928 >They let you stay for a few months >You get trained in the 36 cuddly styles passed down the Yeti families for generations >You can warm anyone instantly by hugging hidden points on their bodies

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 15:32:42 No.13542989 >>13542969 Too much edginess for a Yeti, mang. Calm down.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 15:33:38 No.13542992 >>13542981 Tickling and instant warm hugs. This anon is dangerous.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 15:35:01 No.13542997 >>13542969 I like it, keep going.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 15:35:17 No.13542999 >You will never see a Yeti beat the shit out of a Houri with a tripod.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 15:35:36 No.13543001 >>13542989 Shit. Wasn't even being that original with it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CWdHSQ0Q9BY

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 15:36:58 No.13543010 Don't angels and houri have the same schtick?

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 15:38:20 No.13543018 >>13543010 Basically yeah, just different gods.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 15:38:48 No.13543020 >>13543010 But Houris are brown and don't get corrupted.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 15:40:51 No.13543030 >>13543020 Ah, that's the difference. Houri are always inexperienced virgin types, angels can become lewd little bundles of love.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 15:41:15 No.13543033 File: 1.37 MB, 1500x1742, 1466346437636.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Who Order here

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 15:41:25 No.13543036 >>13543010 Angels are oblivious and dense about it before becoming corrupted into Dark Angels. Houris know exactly what they're doing

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 15:41:39 No.13543038 >>13543030 >Houris are more pure than Angels I just realized that.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 15:43:19 No.13543044 >>13543033 Order all day, every day.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 15:44:22 No.13543051 File: 277 KB, 658x1000, paladin Nee-san.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13543033 >tfw no paladin nee-san to help you fight off the monstergirls.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 15:45:43 No.13543057 >>13543033 Reminder that the order is everything wrong with humanity.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 15:48:29 No.13543068 >>13543033 >Liking fanatics

Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 15:48:31 No.13543069

>>13543033
Third Position a best. Order is sympathetic but too gullible.

>following a Chief God that isn't the original
>letting the slaughter cycle start up again

Just not good. There's no future for humanity down that path either, other than eternal JPRG medieval stasis.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 15:49:39 No.13543074 Being a neutral knightbro who fights for the right thing regardless of who is the victim and who is the aggressor >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> being an anti-monster fanatic = being a traitor

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 15:52:15 No.13543082 >>13542799 Might makes right faggot. >>13542802 What are you king of? >>13542805 Aren't you generalizing?

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 15:52:29 No.13543084 >>13542808 Haven't been in MGG for about 5 months now because of work, just taking a quick glance here, I miss my weresheep waifu now.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 15:52:49 No.13543085 >>13543074 Pretty much. You'll make a lot of enemies that way unfortunately. Monsters think you'd be better off just joining their side, and the Order wants to hang you for helping monsters if you become renowned enough.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 15:52:54 No.13543086 >>13543082 Armstrong please go.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 15:53:11 No.13543087 >>13543068 >liking turncoats

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 15:53:29 No.13543090 File: 507 KB, 800x1130, 1427764055880.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13543074 Truly so.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 15:53:54 No.13543091 >>13543082 >Might makes right Because every single world leader to date is a jock, right? Oh wait. You sound mad.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 15:54:00 No.13543093 File: 356 KB, 432x576, 468c0d18855aad70e2e37af5f7295d92.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13543051 >tfw no paladin childhood friend to seduce into sin and a fall

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 15:54:14 No.13543094 >>13543074 Being a Traitor with your Lilim waifu and making Monster Girls smile by getting them husbandos they love and making the world a better place filled with love >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Faggy knightshit

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 15:54:17 No.13543096 >>13543074 How are you gonna fight off all those monsters trying to rape you or the order trying to kill you?

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 15:54:51 No.13543097 >>13543074 It'll take you about ten days to amass a harem of female paladins and monstergirls who want to fight for your cause. How do you plan on keeping your followers straightened out while reducing corruption and rape in your party?

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 15:55:21 No.13543103 >>13543082 >What are you king of? I am the throneless king. My domain is wherever I go.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 15:55:36 No.13543105 >>13543096 By gitting gud. >>13543094 >Muh Lilimeme

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 15:55:38 No.13543106 >>13543094 Being sane >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Being edgy

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 15:56:35 No.13543109 >>13543094 >hurr licking my lilim waifus spit makes me the good guy Traitor pls go ans stay go.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 15:56:37 No.13543110 >>13543082 >Might makes right faggot. I don't know the whole discussion here, but would this mean every time a monster rapes and/or corrupts someone they're in the right?

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 15:56:43 No.13543112 >>13543097 What if the knightbro is a crossdressing girl?

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 15:57:17 No.13543118 >>13543105 how are you gonna git gud?

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 15:58:14 No.13543120 >>13543112 That might fool the female Paladins, but probably not most monsters. They're semen demons, they'll smell the pheromones, energy, and semen in you.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 15:58:56 No.13543126 >>13542470 Poor dude picked up some hardcore haters who like to pretend he's bob tier, all over a moment of stupidity.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 15:59:03 No.13543127 >>13543110 That's the problem with might makes right: Only the mighty like it. It's basically a pretty person telling you: "Hey, just be yourself, doesn't matter what you look like".

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 15:59:57 No.13543129 >>13543118 By spending most of his life training, and even then you only have a slim chance of beating a monster girl.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 16:01:38 No.13543134 >>13543129 You should get some gods' blessings. Maybe Ares, or Poseidon. That way you can still be a paladin and fight for your own brand of justice.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 16:01:50 No.13543135 >>13543129 >even then you only have a slim chance of beating a monster girl. Oh please, do go on.

Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 16:02:30 No.13543139

>>13543129
I wouldn't say it's that difficult and I think monsters win most of the time against humans. He can't just train against dummies or something though. He's got to start in the Order or as a merc. Then spar regularly. Maybe spar against heroes too. If he survives the frontlines he can get strong enough to go out and fight weaker monsters for a few years and then eventually become a Hero.

I imagine a lot of these heroes are 25+ in age. Except the noble or blessed ones.

Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 16:02:57 No.13543142

>>13543097
>How do you plan on keeping your followers straightened out while reducing corruption and rape in your party?

By telling them in a reassuring speech that a true hero's journye is an arduous one, and if they give up the cause they chose to fight for in favor of mindless sex or xenophobic genocide, they will have wasted their lives on nothing.

A warrior without a cause is but a weapon without its wielder.

>>13543118
By learning from your mistakes and growing stronger with every consecutive victory until you're the most powerful man to walk the earth, and retain that power so it won't fall into the wrong hands, bringing balance to the world.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 16:04:32 No.13543145 >>13543139 >I imagine a lot of these heroes are 25+ in age That's some bullshit if I ever heard it, they're probably 40+ at the least.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 16:05:01 No.13543147 >>13543129 This is bait.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 16:05:23 No.13543151 File: 229 KB, 1029x750, 4e633ee56c4bdc2b164590717615f907.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >All these silly arguments about right or wrong. >Laughing_Doflamingo.gif

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 16:06:34 No.13543154 >>13543051 Jesus man, she needs some breast expansion pills, she's as flat as a board

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 16:07:15 No.13543157 >>13543154 Her style is sword and board, after all.

Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 16:07:45 No.13543158

>>13543145
Nah. Heroes that old are likely the strongest ones and are probably the most likely to win against the Demon Lord. Which isn't saying much at the moment though.

They survived that long without plot armor, they're probably close to protagonist tier.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 16:08:35 No.13543160 >>13543151 Exactly. This is why I'll become justice itself.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 16:10:32 No.13543166 >>13543160 Demonbane pls go. There's no abomination girls for you to banish here.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 16:10:50 No.13543167 >>13543158 >the most likely to win against the Demon Lord Kek. She had the greatest hero fall to her. they have to go through him first, new and improved with incubi powers, a waifu and tru rabu to protect her with.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 16:12:15 No.13543173 >>13541058 IT WOULD BE EXTREMELY PAINFUL

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 16:12:16 No.13543174 >>13543167 The worst of all traitors. Can't wait to see his head on a spike.

Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 16:13:09 No.13543180
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>>13543158
>>13543139
>implying anyone's stupid enough to send a single dude against a spidergirl or a lamia.

Why bother sending one guy who has a high chance of failure even with years of training, when you can just send a troop of twenty well-trained soldiers to take out a lamia with an almost infinitely high chance of success.

It's harder to fight against four mediocre opponents than it is to fight against a single expert fighter.

Same applies to fighting monstergirls. One vs One is fair, but given the difference in strenght between a paladin and a spidergirl it will almost always end in defeat for the paladin.

Four okayish soldiers who work well together will almost always come out on top in comparison.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 16:13:50 No.13543182 >>13543166 You will NOT STOP ME Unless you summon a cuddle-happy Monstergirl er, I mean, you can't hold me back from achieving victory! I'M FUCKING INVINCIBLE!

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 16:14:12 No.13543183 >>13543167 Truly a role model

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 16:15:05 No.13543191 >>13543173 SHE'S A BIG GIRL

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 16:15:46 No.13543192 >>13543183 Yes, you too can be a backstabbing piece of shit!

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 16:15:49 No.13543193 >>13543180 It's both, and most of the time it's going to be numerous soldiers against a monstergirl. I did mention that most heroes have to start from being a bunch of okayish soldiers. Also, it doesn't hurt to have a party of 4 heroes as well.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 16:15:51 No.13543194 >>13543191 Not really

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 16:15:53 No.13543195 >>13543174 Care full those edges of yours do't get to him first, then. How long until these unironic anti-traitor dudes fuck off? How do you even take something like this seriously?

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 16:17:19 No.13543200 >>13543195 >hurr edge I knew that would get at least one of you.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 16:17:30 No.13543201 >>13543167 I did mention it wasn't saying much. I think those heroes would win against nearly everything else though. They're basically the admirals from Wan Piss.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 16:19:06 No.13543206 >>13543194 Aren't female manti bigger than males?

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 16:19:25 No.13543208 >>13541997 I want an Anubis Shino! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zqcmwBN08G8

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 16:20:19 No.13543212 >>13543200 Is this like a new kind of "I was only pretending to be edgy"?

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 16:20:23 No.13543213 >>13543167 Ah yes, Traditor Prime.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 16:21:13 No.13543218 >>13543212 It's him admitting he was funposting, just fucking report and ignore him already.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 16:21:23 No.13543222 >>13543213 >Rape is the right of all sentient beings

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 16:21:40 No.13543224 >>13543212 Not unless you were just pretending to be triggered.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 16:22:36 No.13543226 File: 628 KB, 3000x3000, f1492ae26d554b0eb933621591c0263f.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Why do souls games have the best waifus.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 16:23:07 No.13543228 >>13543218 >b-bait! Fuck off.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 16:23:30 No.13543233 >>13543208 And I want to fuck with my Anubis teacher. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=drfqjiigGIs

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 16:23:53 No.13543235 >>13543228 >stutter posting You're not helping your case.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 16:24:45 No.13543239 File: 166 KB, 492x611, 0f36168542a24e1d30a06fdbb8a9d715.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Line 136 http://pastebin.com/sjF1VaQk >Sick Leave A short finale to Himecut Vampire's arc.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 16:26:33 No.13543244 >>13543226 From Soft really likes cute girls.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 16:26:37 No.13543245 >>13543233 Teacher's wife is my pick. Why does Nichibros have such great waifus?

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 16:26:56 No.13543246 >>13543239 Himecut = Yukari Akiyama's hair > everything else

Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 16:28:16 No.13543253

>>13543222
Traitors are bros! I want to throw a Traitor-con where we all discuss corruption and betraying-humanity tips! I want to send advertisements of it to my local Order, who think its the perfect time to ambush and kill unsuspecting traitors, but when they arrive they discover its actually an orgy with multiple Lilims and hordes of Monster Girls looking for waifus!

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 16:28:19 No.13543254 >>13543235 If I ever start caring, I'll let you know.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 16:28:45 No.13543255 >>13543208 I want Anubis Best Girl! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5_nw2B_2sKk >>13543246 >Yukari Akiyama's hair >bedhair bobcut Nigga please, straight bobcut is much better.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 16:28:58 No.13543257 >>13543245 >Several people write 'Anubis teacher's husband' >She becomes flustered and leaves.

Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 16:29:17 No.13543258

>>13543195
Consider that paladins are older than traitor-kun, and it's only recently that people went from knowing traitor-kun was a single legit serious autist guy from /a/ days to some guys thinking "I love monsters so I'd be a traitor." When traitor-kun started as anything but ironic, you're the last guy that should be going "Who takes this seriously? It's only ironic."

Seriously man. Look at the context. It's like if people suddenly started acting like they hated hugs and going "I'm a KGA, isn't that so funny."

Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 16:30:39 No.13543260

>>13543255
>Nigga please, straight bobcut is much better.
You don't know just how fluffy Yukari's hair is, do you? It's the comfiest thing ever, there's a shitton of art of people massaging her hair.

Why do you think Yetis have the same hairstyle? Maximum fluffiness, mang.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 16:31:24 No.13543265 >>13543253 You know, Traitor-kun. A lot of "traitors" don't want to betray humanity. They want to help it evolve. And possibly cut down on the rape. Even the Demon Lord wasn't trying for that.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 16:31:25 No.13543266 >>13543253 >implying they wouldn't just bomb it I have bad news for you.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 16:32:16 No.13543270 File: 58 KB, 650x962, 2WfFvPd.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13543226 Because Fluffy.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 16:33:09 No.13543275 >>13543126 Several moments. He also samefagged hard with the "maus" crap too.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 16:33:13 No.13543277 >>13543253 >Monster Girls looking for waifus! Alp-chan you've got to let your penis go.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 16:33:16 No.13543278 >>13543266 Thank goodness we're holding the Convention inside a dome of Wurms!

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 16:34:27 No.13543280 >>13543126 >writefag acts like a self important dick >gets hated for it >nyanon does it >"it was a bad joke guys!" The amount of defense he gets is suspicious.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 16:34:59 No.13543283 >>13543278 The Super Wurmdome. How expensive is this going to get?

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 16:36:05 No.13543285 >>13543265 Too bad anon, traitors are completely right.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 16:36:45 No.13543286 >>13543283 We promised them Cookies after it's over, so maybe $500.

Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 16:37:20 No.13543287

>>13543266
I had a thought related to this the other day when thinking about extreme creeps in MGC.

>Hit a wurm on her way to school with truck
>Destroys the vehicle but only dazes her
>Stuff a big kaboom with a timer into her backpack while she's distracted. The weight won't mean anything to a dragon
>Tell her not to forget her bag on her way to school

It's just cruel.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 16:37:28 No.13543289 >>13543285 That's one hot opinion you got there m8.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 16:37:36 No.13543290 >>13543280 What did he do exactly again?

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 16:38:11 No.13543293 >>13543286 Is that enough for them to keep their positions? Wouldn't they just charge at the first eligible bachelor and cause property damage along the way?

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 16:38:28 No.13543294 >>13543287 >It's just cruel I think you misspelled "funny".

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 16:38:58 No.13543296 >>13543290 >lol ufufu if you can guess who I am I shall post my new masterpiece~

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 16:39:02 No.13543297 >>13543278 >Thinking you could get that many wurms to stay still. Nah man, I don't buy it. All it takes is one kid to scrape his knee just outside and WHAMMO, your dome's gone because it had to go help said kid with their 'boo-boo'.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 16:39:37 No.13543299 >>13543296 Anon, you and me both know what I write is average at best.I've never claimed my shit was good.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 16:40:01 No.13543302 >>13543289 It's not my opinion though. I just gave up with having a different opinion in this thread, now I just go with the majority.

Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 16:40:09 No.13543303

>>13542492
>negawalker
He posted something the other day and didn't act egotistical at all about it. The story was fanfiction shit though
>Bollocks
I don't get the hate, I haven't seen him do anything too bad
>Bob
Bob fucked up but he can write good shit
>Inari
Nope, can't defend this.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 16:41:33 No.13543309 >>13542494 >Alp claimed to be done >comes back I. FUCKING. CALLED. IT. It makes me want to get back to writefagging myself.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 16:41:40 No.13543311 >>13543303 >>negawalker He blamed the shitstorms he started on everyone else but him, though.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 16:41:55 No.13543312 File: 897 KB, 826x1023, 1402914583390.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >"And now, a few words from our Succubus CEO for our hardworking male staff..."

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 16:42:24 No.13543315 >>13543297 Shotas can't melt wurm beams.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 16:42:25 No.13543317 >>13543302 Kek, what a loser.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 16:43:16 No.13543319 >>13543296 This. I don't buy the whole joke thing, how the hell can that be anything other than attention whoring and self importance?

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 16:43:31 No.13543321 >>13543296 I just found his post Jesus Christ

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 16:43:32 No.13543322 >>13543297 Surely they wouldn't all try and help him.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 16:43:38 No.13543323 >>13543303 >Bollocks So you just "missed" all the shitposting he does?

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 16:44:12 No.13543326 File: 92 KB, 400x489, 1431192176839.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13543270 >>13543226 I want to fuck the tsundere out of Shanalotte

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 16:44:34 No.13543327 >>13543312 If she did that, I'd go to work wearing shades, a hat and a face beard everyday from that point on. The embarassment would kill me.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 16:44:35 No.13543328 >>13543319 It isn't, but I don't think he's been an (identifiable) ass since, unlike the big idiots who never learn.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 16:45:35 No.13543333 >>13543327 fake beard*

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 16:46:15 No.13543339 >>13543312 I would shift uncomfortably in my seat while she fellates the microphone.

Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 16:46:45 No.13543343

>>13543303
Nega is less defendable than Inari.

>1. Nega. Faggotus maximus, egoist pretending to be the victim, a technique learned from Bob but taken to a whole new level
>2. Inari. More awful transformation than a Michael Bay movie
>3. Bob. The man who needs no introduction.

No other writers even approach those three on the shit list IMO. I could make a lesser attentionwhore list though.

1.Bollocks
2.Alp

But that's not condemnable in itself, just vaguely annoying.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 16:47:32 No.13543345 >>13543328 True, I was mostly talking about his little defence force who tried to spin it in a positive light.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 16:47:56 No.13543347 >>13543312 I'd cheer her on and clap after her riveting speech, and write her a letter thanking her for offering human boys like me such a wonderful job!

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 16:49:24 No.13543352 >>13543343 Only ones I recognize are Bob and Nega. Who's Inari again?

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 16:49:51 No.13543353 >>13543343 Is becoming a faggot of some sort the ultime fate of all writefags?

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 16:50:25 No.13543354 File: 185 KB, 1304x529, Cronenberg attempts writefaggotry.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13543352 A britbonger who enjoys TF/TG as a fetish and tries to encourage laughably horrific things like this shit to propagate in the threads.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 16:51:23 No.13543357 >>13543353 I'm trying to be the most faggoty writefag ever by not actually writing anything. So far I think it's working.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 16:51:31 No.13543359 >>13543353 There's probably dozens of writefags that aren't faggots, we just never talk about them.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 16:51:48 No.13543360 >>13543353 No. The eldest among us is Bromont, still a bro. And there's other slow old slumbering writers, like Old Ones who surface every once in awhile. >>13543354 Bollocks wrote that though.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 16:52:13 No.13543361 >>13543354 Hey remember Liquid Inari? That was fantastic.

Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 16:52:56 No.13543363

>>13543296
You're making a mountain out of a molehill. His biggest mistake was posting it during a time when the thread was already in full assblast mode, filled with posters looking for something to start whining about.

Nothing before or after that suggests that he's a self important prick instead of simply being dumb one time.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 16:53:01 No.13543364 >>13543239 D'aww. Nice. The thought of such a powerful woman doing something as mundane as cooking for her loved one is adorable.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 16:53:11 No.13543365 >>13543312 I listen closely and meet her under her desk afterwards for a raise.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 16:53:47 No.13543366 >>13543357 hi bollocks >>13543361 Liquid Inari is still here, somewhere. Legend tells of a dire fusion of Kitsune and Nega, where the latter has stolen the former's arm and used hypnotic suggestion to become he who is Inari.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 16:54:31 No.13543368 >>13543365 Not if I'm under her desk first!

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 16:54:31 No.13543369 >>13543361 >he forced the real Inari to get a trip and leave a self important message on his paste Funniest thread moment this year.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 16:55:26 No.13543371 >>13543366 No, see, I've actually never written anything. At all. In that sense, I'm the biggest, most faggotest failure of a writefag who ever lived.

>>	InariKitsune Sun, May 24, 2015 16:55:51 No.13543372 >>13543369 No it wasn't it was humiliating but I'm into humiliating shit so it's fine I guess. I love it when a Matango makes me lick her whole body and shove her big meaty shrooms into my mouth and up my anal cavity.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 16:56:05 No.13543374 >>13543369 Got a link?

Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 16:56:08 No.13543375

>>13543363
I agree the guy just made a dumb mistake. It was fucking hilarious when he admitted who he was though. You could just see the trainwreck happening. "No! Why would you do that Nyan? What good could possibly come of this?"

The one good thing though was all the mausposting pretty much died overnight.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 16:56:08 No.13543376 >>13543312 I know I asked for a raise, but this is ridiculous! ba-dum tish

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 16:56:20 No.13543377 >>13543361 I still think he should be called Liquid Kitsune.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 16:56:21 No.13543378 >>13543365 >>13543368 She has a dong?

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 16:57:00 No.13543380 >>13543378 Anon you need to be 18 or older to use this imageboard

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 16:57:02 No.13543381 >>13543363 >"where's nyanon!?" and "lol, maus" posts every now and then on the threads >a few people get mad at the guess who game >the posts magically stop for weeks, even though people were defending him for the attention thing Really now.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 16:57:36 No.13543384 >>13543378 >what is cunnilingus

Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 16:58:08 No.13543386
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>>13543322
>Kid is holding his knee and trying to hold back the tears when he hears them
>The low rumble that slowly sets the ground to shake as it grows into a thunderous roar
>"Daijoubuu?!" He hears and turns his head roughly in the direction of the quake's origin
>There's nothing but a wave of a strange green liquid surging endlessly in his direction
>The distance it covers can be measured in km/h and soon they're upon him
>A thousand different cries all asking him if he needs a hug, a doctor, or just someone to play hide and seek.
>As he looks up at the mass of meatiness and scales and suddenly the realization strikes him that it's not a wave
>It's a wave of nee-san wurms
>They crash magnificently against his position as the fastest one wraps him in her big meaty arms
>Her breasts leave him dizzy, but he only has a second before the next grabs his leg and hugs him too
>The wave slowly transforms into a tornado as each wurm circles around the shota's general location looking to grab onto his arm or leg and give him a hug
>From the inside he can only feel the warmth of their hugs and loving laughter compounded with the endless requests they make
>"What's your name?" "What's your favorite game?" "Do you like legos? I have legos!" "Is vanilla tastier than chocolate icecream?"
>His heaven however, is the city's hell. The tornado of love and nee-chans slowly begins to shift and spin at such high speeds that it moves and tears down anything in its path
>Their tails act like serrated drills, tearing through concrete and steel beams like a bulldozer doused in jetfuel
>Any human men caught in its path can only watch in resigned despair as it approaches and the cries of nee-chans fills their ear until finally being caught in its grasp and immediately thereafter claimed by another lonely wurm looking for love

>This summer, watch Wurmnado in cinema theaters near you.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 16:58:48 No.13543387 >>13543369 Nigga came up in here trying to fuck with the thread and didn't expect to leave twice as mad as the rest of us.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 16:58:56 No.13543388 >>13543381 Maybe nobody wanted to start shit?

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 16:59:39 No.13543392 >>13543375 >>13543381 It was such a giveaway. No one gave a shit about mice until Nyanon came along and suddenly the whole thread supposedly loves them? But this stops when he fucks up posting a story.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 17:00:32 No.13543400 >>13543380 >>13543384 If you insist, enjoy your dong faglords.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 17:01:07 No.13543402 >>13543392 Why don't we talk about dragons instead of mice? We never talk about dragons.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 17:01:45 No.13543403 >>13543372 You can't be the real Inari because he uses a trip now. And you can't be liquid because I stopped doing that shit when he got the trip

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 17:01:45 No.13543404 >>13543402 Dragonslut please

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 17:01:56 No.13543406 >>13543323 what shitposts?

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 17:02:16 No.13543407 >>13543386 >Wurmnado What's dumber, Sharknado with normal sharks or shark girls?

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 17:02:32 No.13543408 >>13543402 >And they say you can't read sarcasm on the internet

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 17:02:48 No.13543410 >>13543392 Honestly, I was more mad when he made doublemaus into an FFM with some established(?) characters. Gay ass shit, that was.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 17:03:10 No.13543412 >>13543386 >Wurmnado Dear god...

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 17:04:58 No.13543421 >>13543392 Flavor of the month is fickle as fuck. I don't think he was samefagging his stuff, but I think that fuckup killed any momentum he had.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 17:05:49 No.13543425 >>13543402 Manticores don't have enough art. Holstauri need to be discussed more often. More stories need to include anubi. People need to derail threads by posting alps at least once every ten hours.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 17:06:36 No.13543427 File: 43 KB, 478x480, 1432341588816.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13543386 please no that shit whats to stupid for words

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 17:07:15 No.13543429 >>13543425 You forgot we're in a drought of Hellhound and Ushi-oni content.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 17:07:22 No.13543430 >>13543353 The popular ones do. I remember even Lanternon came dangerously close once. The relatively unknown and the ones we don't talk about are generally not faggots, but are either dead or not that great anyway.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 17:07:26 No.13543431 >>13543421 I agree. I for one was mouseposting and his faggotry soured it for me.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 17:07:58 No.13543434 >>13543425 How can you derail a thread with thread related stuff?

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 17:08:20 No.13543437 >>13543427 Did you have an aneurysm while posting that?

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 17:08:29 No.13543439 >>13543430 Maybe it's the being an attentionwhoring faggot that makes writefags "succesful" and noticed?

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 17:08:45 No.13543440 File: 269 KB, 893x653, 1428032927498.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13543427 >"Chuff?"

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 17:08:59 No.13543441 >>13543434 Like this.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 17:09:10 No.13543442 >>13543429 >Hellhound Really? I guess this a sign I need to read more writefaggotry. So is there smut of them played straight? Because if there isn't then we won't truly have enough.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 17:09:29 No.13543444 >>13543402 >We never talk about dragons. You shitting me right?

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 17:09:30 No.13543445 >>13543410 He fucks up a lot. Both CYOAs to the point where they got banned, that doublemaus thing people wanted, the guess who thing. If anything I'm surprised the thread isn't angrier at him.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 17:09:38 No.13543447 >>13543434 Autism.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 17:10:05 No.13543449 >>13543434 I'm not sure. Let's keep talking about it until we figure out how.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 17:10:21 No.13543451 >>13543429 What are you talking about, we got new hellhound art just the other day.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 17:10:40 No.13543453 >>13543439 Maybe, but it has to be done correctly. Spamming your own shit and having a huge ego like nega or machine will only get you hated.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 17:10:41 No.13543454 >>13543444 The only one who got it right was this guy: >>13543408

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 17:10:51 No.13543455 File: 202 KB, 400x564, c7c2e09797b889989ab7d216dfe52090.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13543440 Tiny chuff.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 17:11:06 No.13543457 >>13543445 Cyoas are inherently shit because people always get angry and sides form and the author is rarely not a neckbeard so they don't know how to handle shit either and everyone ends up unhappy. normal stories are the best.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 17:11:17 No.13543459 >>13543091 2000% >>13543103 James Hetfield pls go. >>13543110 There is no place for the weak to exist.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 17:11:22 No.13543460 >>13543444 See >>13543408

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 17:11:41 No.13543461 >>13543400 You never heard of under the desk cunnilingus? It's the greatest thing ever.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 17:12:00 No.13543463 >>13543455 I want a Palmtop Jinko!

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 17:12:12 No.13543466 File: 849 KB, 957x933, 1432152874320.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] We need more Lizardgirls colored as Lizardmen from Warhammer. Where are the colorfags when you need them.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 17:12:23 No.13543468 >>13543425 >even butter-t has drawn a manticore now I'm sick of manticores and anubis, I wish our drawfags got a new obsession.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 17:12:24 No.13543469 >>13543449 Well I personally sure like alps in all forms.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 17:13:09 No.13543472 >>13543466 We really don't. Fuck Warhammer.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 17:13:24 No.13543475 >>13543457 This. I don't really care for nyanon's writing but I like him for getting those things off the thread.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 17:14:41 No.13543480 File: 471 KB, 900x1200, 43256383_p11_master1200.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13543468 I don't know if I'm fortunate or not that my waifu is pedestrian enough to have a shitton of art.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 17:14:46 No.13543481 >>13543442 >>13543451 I'm sorry, that was a dose of sarcasm. I was implying both have an abundance of art along with manticore. >>13543442 I don't read hellhound stories so I don't know.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 17:15:07 No.13543483 >>13543468 Someone should donate to drawfags anytime they draw something that isn't draconic or monsters based on mammals from Order Carnivora.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 17:15:12 No.13543484 File: 1.96 MB, 1800x1273, She's a big girl.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13543472 >Hating on Warhammer Fantasy Yeah, fuck you.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 17:15:14 No.13543485 >>13543457 Man I still remember that one cyoa with the sabbath girlscouts that ended with anon comitting suicide in front of the baphomet. Fun times

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 17:15:18 No.13543487 >>13543472 >Fuck Warhammer. Incoming purge.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 17:16:20 No.13543491 >>13543484 Fuck off.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 17:16:25 No.13543492 >>13543472 I don't care about warhammer that much but the greentext with the Kroxigor the other thread made me hard. I'm fine with more saurian girls.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 17:16:28 No.13543493 >>13543481 >dose of sarcasm. If saw the pic I was talking about, you would've caught my sarcasm as well...

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 17:16:39 No.13543495 >>13543472 I agree. >>13543484 >>13543487 It's cancer.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 17:17:22 No.13543498 >>13543468 Kikis, Dark Priests, Hinezumi, Houri, hell, I'd take lizardgirls at this point.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 17:17:26 No.13543500 >>13543484 >Posting futa Fuck off

Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 17:17:37 No.13543503

>>13543468
>a portal to the monstergirl world opens up
>it turns out, the universe there was created by our imaginations, so OC dictates what happens there
>almost the entire population are manticores, holstauri and anubi
>a lot of people are pissed
>less and the faggot who spams anubis stuff are happy
>silver linings and such

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 17:18:09 No.13543506 >>13543498 Hinezumi in a prohibition bar never happened ;_;

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 17:18:45 No.13543510 >>13543503 Thank god monster girls will never be real.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 17:18:46 No.13543511 >>13543484 >posting futahorse while spouting about warhammer Didn't think this through did we?

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 17:19:53 No.13543514 >>13543506 It...kind if, did...

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 17:19:54 No.13543515 >>13543498 I'd love some good kikimora art. Failing that, I'd like more of the undead girls other than vampire. That martial artist panda could do with a few drawing too.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 17:19:55 No.13543516 >>13543503 If it was dictacted by everyone's imaginations, then wouldn't it have just have everyone's perfect waifu monstergirls instantly zoom to whoever imagined them?

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 17:20:19 No.13543518 >>13543506 Because you wouldn't shut up about it.

Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 17:21:02 No.13543519

>>13543495

>Calling Warhammer cancer when it's all the 40K faggots that ruined it

Except Fantasy had some of the richest storytelling up until the point of The End Times. That and the main antagonist of Warhammer Fantasy was a guy you could root for because he not only ate their version of Egypt's Death God, but he got into a four way game of intergalactic chess with the Chaos Gods.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 17:21:32 No.13543522 >>13543503 >holsts exist Eh, Im happy, she's not my waifu but what the hell, I love them.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 17:21:53 No.13543524 >>13543485 It was strangely fun to write despite everybody being angry about dying twice

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 17:22:35 No.13543527 >>13543524 >everybody being angry about dying twice What a bunch of babies.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 17:23:45 No.13543530 >>13543468 Be thankful that I can't draw for shit or you would have the thread full of Valkyries, Vampires, Kejourous and Amazonesses

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 17:25:05 No.13543536 >>13543530 >Kenjouros >Amazonesses That'd be heaven for me.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 17:25:33 No.13543539 >>13543522 Me too. Holsts are kind of boring in appearance, but on the other hand have amazing tits and lactate when horny. I'd like to be forcefully breast fed by one like in that story and the picture with the mini story.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 17:26:50 No.13543540 Why does KC even bother with pandering to maledomfags?

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 17:27:25 No.13543542 >>13543530 You should try it. An hour every day. Beats going on 4chan. I've been doing it, but I'm still not great. I get too sketchy, and I can't draw people yet. But I'm starting to learn how the technical stuff works.

Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 17:27:34 No.13543543

>>13543536
>Amazons
The bitchy husband beater types would suck, but kind and compassionate ones who think they're treating you right by "saving" you from human society are love. Like in ParkedBuggy's story WHICH HE'LL NEVER FINISH. Its been a year now

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 17:27:41 No.13543544 >>13543540 Because he panders to literally everybody.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 17:27:42 No.13543545 >>13543540 Jesus Christ. Fuck off with this shit.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 17:27:57 No.13543546 >>13543540 Why should he? No one who likes monstergirls likes maledom.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 17:28:17 No.13543547 >>13543540 Just to piss you off. Seems like it's working.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 17:28:31 No.13543548 >>13543540 Really? Are we doing this now? >>13543546 This is bait.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 17:28:39 No.13543550 File: 251 KB, 515x728, ae43e7132041da8f05e6b07247d17f30.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13543463 What do you want with such a thing?

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 17:28:47 No.13543552 Why does KC even bother appealing to Femdomfags?

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 17:28:57 No.13543553 >>13543540 Please don't. Why can't we just have dom monsters for the subs, sub monsters for the doms, and switches for everyone else?

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 17:29:09 No.13543555 >>13543548 Just report it. I've figured out it's probably one faggot who plays both sides.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 17:29:48 No.13543557 >>13543540 >Guaranteed replies

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 17:29:57 No.13543558 >>13543540 >>13543544 >>13543545 >>13543546 >>13543547 >>13543548 >>13543553 >guaranteed replies >allacordingtoplan.jpg See >>13543555

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 17:30:03 No.13543559 >>13543540 >femdom starts shit again >suprised face.jpg

Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 17:30:24 No.13543561

Turns out the portal to monstergirl world is real and has been discovered, almost immediately the surface world is overrun and conquered by legions of spidergirls, lamia shocktroops, devilbug fodder, and thunderbird fighters. The whole of humanity weeps and millions commit suicide in fear of the new and strange alien rulers of the earth.

Surprisingly though, you and any who regularly browsed monstergirl threads managed to create their own waifu with their minds during the time the portal was forming, and instead of being raped senselessly by a random monster you will be delivered straight to your waifu and left in her care. If you had several monstergirl favorites, then only the one you masturbated to the most will become real and love you.

Who do you end up with? Who is your newfound monster lover in the wake of the apocalypse?

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 17:30:25 No.13543562 >>13543552 The setting is monsters generally try and kidnap men though.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 17:30:26 No.13543563 >>13543553 Because most of the problems in this thread has come from maledoms.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 17:31:11 No.13543564 >>13543558 >implying I don't know this >implying I don't post anyway because there's nothing else to do in these threads

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 17:31:16 No.13543565 >>13543540 Fuck off >>13543559 You can fuck off as well

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 17:31:36 No.13543566 >>13543561 >Who do you end up with? Who is your newfound monster lover in the wake of the apocalypse? Fuck that, I'm not trusting some strange creature that flew out of a fucking portal.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 17:31:50 No.13543568 >>13543561 Kikimora. Let's see how long it lasts...

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 17:32:12 No.13543571 >>13543561 This is dumb. You're dumb.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 17:32:35 No.13543572 >>13543561 A giant matango who makes up 80% of the planet's floral biomass outside of the ocean.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 17:32:36 No.13543573 File: 323 KB, 615x638, 1430190186601.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13543515 Can never have enough Kiki art. Though compared to other MG's they do have a fair share of art. Khepri's, Mantis and Mothman deserve more art.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 17:33:00 No.13543576 >>13543561 >lamia shocktroops Kek

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 17:33:13 No.13543577 >>13543563 >Because most of the problems in this thread has come from maledoms. >Laughingtailpussy.jpg

Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 17:33:34 No.13543579

>>13543540

Okay, i'll bite.

KC panders to maledomfags because there are people who want to be in a relationship where they are the dominant partner during sex. Monster Girl Encyclopedia itself is an escapist fantasy that offers a wide range of shit for people to enjoy.

While the profiles themselves give people a general basis for what a monster may act like, the only word of God is the limits of your imagination and reasonability. Like, you wouldn't see a Hell Hound being completely submissive like a Kikimora because that's not that way their species work.

You could however, see a yandere Kikimora given a stockholm syndrome of sorts. But you know what? Fuck it. I'm not going to explain myself or anything to a faggot who's only trying to rile shit up and making this place an even bigger cesspit of scum and villainy it already is.

If you don't like maledom, too fucking bad. It exists in MGE. It exists in EMG (Even cuckolding exists with Centaurs; See Centorea's mom and calling Darling a 'teaser male')

If you don't like maledom or anything, then don't read whatever writefaggotry or OC you're given and then proceed to make it so people will move to 2^3 channeru and leave this horse to rot even more than it already has.

I'm getting fucking tired of people like you.

Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 17:34:39 No.13543585

>>13543561
My planet has been ravaged by these things. I think my anger and spite towards the monsters would probably be greater than any love I could experience.

I'm not some chuuni faggot though, I know I'd be ineffectual as fuck against them, I'd probably just be petty and dickish to the monsters.

If this system ignored my impotent rage I'd end up with a tomboyish werewolf who just wants to cuddle all day

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 17:35:08 No.13543589 >>13543579 I wouldn't have replied seriously man. He's a samefagging piece of shit who starts 90% of this sort of discussion.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 17:35:11 No.13543590 >>13543563 If you're gonna bait, make it believeable.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 17:35:56 No.13543591 >>13543579 The fact that you replied means he will keep doing this.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 17:37:11 No.13543597 >>13543573 >>13543515 Honestly, I'm surprised that we don't have lewd Kiki art.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 17:37:27 No.13543599 File: 188 KB, 1920x1080, 436346347.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >People know is bait yet they still replying

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 17:37:41 No.13543600 >>13543579 Don't bother, report and ignore.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 17:37:53 No.13543602 Why does KC even bother pandering to Paladins?

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 17:38:40 No.13543604 >>13543561 >legions of spidergirls I want to comfort an Arachne with PTSD who hides out in an abandoned building.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 17:39:01 No.13543605 >>13543597 >a Kikimora in lacy neglige I can't believe we don't have this. Its like how we don't have a picture of a Holstaurus having her tits sucked on.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 17:39:07 No.13543606 >>13543561 I get alped, discovered, drafted into the monstergirl armies, serve my time as a soldier, and then denied any waifu I may have had before because that's now forbidden rabu.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 17:39:39 No.13543607 >>13543561 Crow Tengu scholar. I''d work hard to make sure she can use her knowledge for good.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 17:39:41 No.13543608 >>13543606 What if you're my waifu?

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 17:40:02 No.13543609 >>13543605 We also don't have a kiki dressed as a housewife. Literally heresy.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 17:40:11 No.13543612 >>13543602 He doesn't. That monster fornicator should repent for all the suffering he has caused. One day his reckoning will come.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 17:40:13 No.13543613 >>13543542 Nah I wouldn't even know how to start. Also when I'm say I'm bad, it's because I'm horrible.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 17:41:21 No.13543617 Why does KC bother pandering to monsters?

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 17:41:42 No.13543618 File: 180 KB, 496x1080, Ara Ara.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13543609

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 17:42:49 No.13543619 >>13543618 That doesn't look like a Kikimora.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 17:44:27 No.13543627 >>13543618 That doesn't really scream "housewife" to me.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 17:44:45 No.13543629 I want to be a Kiki's butler.

Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 17:45:04 No.13543631

>>13543617
Because he's whipped by Deruella. Its funny how he thinks she's some great hero saving entire nations while the western fans think she's a shit.
I don't even like how she looks, her face seems cruel and she's got was too much stuff going on to look sexy imo.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 17:45:33 No.13543633 Why does KC bother pandering to humans?

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 17:45:46 No.13543634 File: 255 KB, 566x1213, AraAra.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13543617 I had multiple stages of that drawing in my folder. This one looks better. I wish the artist would draw some more Kiki's though. Kiki's are olev

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 17:45:53 No.13543635 >>13543629 You bully.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 17:46:06 No.13543636 Why does KC bother pandering to paramecium?

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 17:46:43 No.13543638 >>13543629 >how to defeat a kikimora Try and be her maid. It'd confuse and scare the hell out of her.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 17:46:47 No.13543639 >>13543627 >>13543634 >>13543618 It's the closest we have though.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 17:47:11 No.13543640 File: 346 KB, 1000x985, af864e545ef0f7991be79e974ec6990f.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13543033 Fuck the Order

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 17:47:37 No.13543644 Kikimoras are so cute that they apparently get away with a lot of stuff that other monsters are condemned for. >all those people forgiving their Kiki nee-san childhood friend for molesting and lying to them

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 17:47:54 No.13543647 >>13543634 That guys kikis don't actually look like kikimoras though. If anything they just look like random girls.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 17:48:24 No.13543648 >>13543639 Close, but no cigar.

Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 17:48:27 No.13543649

>>13543608
Then after fighting several times with my Succubus superior over the waifu issue, I'd be assigned to you.

Every word I say, every action I make, would come first with a tinge of bitterness, then with guilt as I wonder if you ever knew that you were the consolation prize, the second choice.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 17:48:32 No.13543650 >>13543619 >>13543627 It's a MILF kiki! Meido I'd Like to Fuck.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 17:48:50 No.13543652 >>13543638 I couldn't pull off the dress. >>13543644 I wouldn't put up with that shit.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 17:50:11 No.13543660 >>13543650 >no apron >no slippers >not holding your daughteru It's not the same.

Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 17:50:42 No.13543662

>>13543640
Tough, tomboy lilim when?
>one of the generals of the army
>just wants to find a tough guy like her dad
>too powerful for most soldiers and heroes so forever alone
>to rub the salt in, the most powerful warrior she ever faced was a woman
>gets a complex because her underlings find her scary

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 17:50:55 No.13543664 File: 250 KB, 450x600, Kikimora_1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] How do kikis choose their masters? They don't go for the first guy the see right? What do kikis think of their fathers?

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 17:52:03 No.13543665 >>13543662 I want that. I would love that to be a thing.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 17:53:07 No.13543671 >>13543664 >What do kikis think of their fathers? Probably half of them have Electra's complex or want a boy that reminds them of their father

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 17:54:24 No.13543674 >>13543664 >What do kikis think of their fathers? He'd be the head butler of the pack. They go to him for familial love and guidance, but in the end he's a rank below the Master.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 17:54:34 No.13543675 >>13543664 All Kikis try to turn their masters/husbands into their dads. If their dad used a certain method to keep track of things she'll suggest the same for you. Little things like that.

Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 17:55:47 No.13543677

>>13543613
Nobody knows how to start.
When you want to draw, but you can't, you're a perfectionist with no talent. You've got all these ideas and tapestries and heartwarming pictures and funny pictures and elegant portraits in your head, but you'll second-guess your first line the moment you draw it. Then you'll be terrible, and think how terrible you are, and it'll put you off.
Physically and mentally, you're probably over eighteen, maybe in your twenties or thirties or forties. But as an artist, you're an infant. You've got stubby infant hands with no coordination, and a stupid infant brain which doesn't know how to compose or shade or work with lighting.

I started by drawing a bottle on my desk. It had moisturiser in it, and the computer screen was behind it so the side facing me was in shadow. It's a pretty terrible drawing, with no depth to it, even though I tried to use a rubber to imitate that shine you can see on a reflective surface.

Later on, I did two drawings of a certain light novel character. The first was a copy of a picture I had on screen, and it came out pretty well after a few hours. The second one I drew from memory. Back then I was pretty proud of it, but looking at it now, I think it's pretty shit.

I think that's proof that I've gotten better. You should try drawing something around you. Like a bottle, or your phone, or something.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 17:56:00 No.13543678 >>13543664 Maid recruitment service.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 17:56:42 No.13543679 >>13543664 They chose messy, lazy guys with potential.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 17:57:25 No.13543684 >>13543662 I had an idea similar to that once. Then I realized how pretentious i'd be to actually attempt any on-screen characterization for a one off smut story or trying to actually do the fabled chaptered format without it be like Harblador's.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 17:57:28 No.13543685 >>13543674 That's only if he's not the Master already. He has at least a single kiki for himself, after all.

Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 17:57:41 No.13543687
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>>13543664
>Kiki art I don't have yet.
Why thank you anon.

For your answer: Their profile states that they can somehow sense exactly what a man needs. I'd assume that they use the same way to find the perfect husband for themselves. After which they simply move in and do their thing.

Though in the harsh world of MGC their would likely band together in maid centers.

Their father would probably be somoene to look up to. The mother would in most cases have led her husband to be a succesfull member of society. So they would use him as an example. In other not so succesfull cases they use him as an example of what not to become.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 17:58:01 No.13543688 >>13543652 How would you have dealt with it? Keep in mind by the time you could even get mad about such a thing you've been innocent/ignorant about such things and playing this "tickle game" with her for several years.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 18:00:58 No.13543700 >>13543679 >Just realized I'd end up with a kikimora if monstergirls happened Fuck. I want a wolfu...

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 18:01:16 No.13543701 File: 192 KB, 482x877, 2kuukimora4u.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13543647 What makes you think that? They have all the features no? Perhaps their tails and could show a bit more fluff. But it's pretty accurate besides that.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 18:01:55 No.13543705 >>13543700 You can always slam the door on the kiki's face.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 18:02:11 No.13543707 >>13543684 If it was made into a comedy or had her just giving up and falling for some cowardly pacifist or something it could work.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 18:02:46 No.13543709 >>13543700 She's technically a wolfu actually. All the NEETs would probably end up with Giant Mice, Devil Bugs, Kikimoras, Beelzebub, Succubi, Doppelganger, or Nightmares

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 18:03:46 No.13543712 >>13543705 They just show up randomly in your house and suprise you with a delicious break-fast on bed. There won't be any doors to slam, only breakfast to eat and a Kikimora to love.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 18:04:02 No.13543714 >>13543701 They have the tails, but there's just always something...off about them.

Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 18:04:04 No.13543715

>>13543707

I'm not good at expressing complex things like that. All i'm okay (at best) at doing is shitposting on here or writing mediocre smut.

The best route would be comedy with Dense Paladin-kun asking her if her legs are cold when he sees her wearing a sort of tasset and faulds dress over her one-piece Lilim bikini, rather than trying to bang her on the spot

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 18:04:06 No.13543716 >>13543709 I'd probably end up with a Akaname or something since I tend to sweat a lot.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 18:04:08 No.13543717 >>13543700 He said ones that one potential.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 18:04:28 No.13543718 File: 143 KB, 270x564, Untitled.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13543700 You're in luck then.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 18:04:44 No.13543719 >>13543709 Fucking hell it'd be a nightmare trying to find the right waifu.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 18:05:20 No.13543721 >>13543712 >Loving a home invader I'd flip the fuck out of I woke up to find her in my house.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 18:05:20 No.13543722 >>13543712 Well I'm submissive so I hope she likes extreme sexual frustration.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 18:05:54 No.13543724 >>13543714 Perhaps it's the ears? Or it might just be that you don't like the artstyle.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 18:05:58 No.13543725 >>13543717 Which is a broad category. Because there's a whole section devoted to Kiki's profile about her molesting/raping really lazy masters.

Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 18:06:00 No.13543726

>>13543700
>>13543712
>>13543722
>Wake up to a Kikimora declaring you to be her new Master and talking about making you a successful powerful man who can plow her ass into the wall
>Just want to be a cute Househusband and serve a dominant Monster Girl
Th-Thanks Kikis...

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 18:06:03 No.13543727 >>13543712 Then you push her out the door. If she shows up again, you have your girlfriend to tell her to go.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 18:06:33 No.13543730 >>13543718 >Original legend states that she's only part bird >Wolf family in MGE ???

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 18:06:37 No.13543732 >>13543714 >>13543701 A kiki is not complete without her uniform. Every kiki is gifted with a new meido outfit at their birth and in every birthday. It's kiki tradition.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 18:06:37 No.13543733 >>13543719 The real struggle in a world of Monster girls is to find your waifu before some other MG claims you.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 18:06:54 No.13543734 >>13543715 I'm generally bad with stories too, but it seems from experience that people here are willing to ignore how terrible the writing is if the concept is fun.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 18:08:30 No.13543740 >>13543734 Yeah but this place is terrible when it comes to any criticism. People going "Sugei" and "Neato" all the time just leads to an inflated head. I want to be abused, damnit.

Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 18:08:30 No.13543741

>>13543726
You're forgetting something.

It's entirely in character for Kikimoras to rape you or dominate you too. They just have a trigger for it like some rapist MGEs have a submissive trigger.

Basically, refuse to get out of bed on time in the morning, and keep lying in bed when she tries getting you up. Or things like that.

She'll awaken her monster instincts and gobble up her prey.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 18:08:55 No.13543743 >>13543726 Then you ask her to shape you into a worthy househusband, while ignoring her forced smile.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 18:08:55 No.13543744 >>13543717 >college level education >working a shitty job for complicated reasons I'd say I have potential to do better.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 18:10:51 No.13543749 >>13543741 >"Wake up, Anon~!" >Roll over with a groan >Get raped >Too tired to get up >Go back to sleep. She needs a better method.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 18:11:01 No.13543750 >>13543740 True. The first story I wrote had someone detailing why it was merely passable and how I could fix things. Otherwise I also just get "thanks" and "I liked it". These are lovely to see, but don't help a writer improve.

Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 18:11:19 No.13543751
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>>13543726
>Anon wants to be the cute boytoy of a powerful monster girl, but his Khepris won't let him.
>So was the glorious rule of Pharaoh Anonth the Apathetic.

Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 18:11:31 No.13543752

>>13543679
>They chose messy, lazy guys with potential.
Except that's wrong, retard. Have you ever read the actual profile?
They chose hard-working busy men as a rule. The lazy part is rare exception, probably only if he is her childhood friend or somehow saved her

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 18:12:19 No.13543755 >>13543741 I liked Seafoam's story about the Kikimora getting pissed off and violating her master for being too lazy. That was hot. What the fuck, I have to point out street signs now? I can't eat those!

Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 18:12:19 No.13543756
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>>13543664
>You're walking down the street when you see her
>Her maid outfit is ragged and torn, patched up with other fabrics just to keep it together
>Her skin is covered in filth and replete with old scars that healed incorrectly
>Just as you pass in front of her your eyes meet, in that instant you see her eyes light up and she turns to follow you
>"S-Sir! Would you perhaps have need of a cleaning service?" She extends a dainty hand, but you try to ignore her and walk away.
>She doesn't let that dissuade her, the clacking and clicking of her scaly heels follow after you as she stutters more offers for help.
>"I-I don't eat much and I rarely sleep, sir please wait just a moment." She reaches out and grabs your sleeve which finally forces you to stop and face her
>"Do you like maids? I can dress up for you if it would be to your liking sir. I just want a place to stay." Her hands purse together like a prayer as her eyes begin to fill with tears
>"I'm sorry I don't really need anyone fo-" You step away only to have her hold your hand in her own. The filth causes you to violently pull away which in turn causes her to trip and fall
>"Ahh." She cries out as her ankle twists unnaturally, but instead of grabbing her leg she turns back to you immediately.
>"Did I annoy you master? Do you mind if I call you that?" She reaches forward with her hand once more and takes a hold of the seams of your pants
>"Just once. Please just let me try once master. Please don't leave me too. I don't want to be alone anymore." Her pleas begin to break up as sobs force their way through.
>Something like pity stirs in your stomach as she desperately grabs a hold of your leg and rubs her filthy hair against it with the devotion of a religious fanatic.
>"I'll do anything for you, master. Do you not like maids? That's fine too! I'll be anything for you if you just give me the chance. P-Please give me the chance." Tears splash against the floor after coating her cheeks.

What would you do?

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 18:12:43 No.13543757 >>13543730 MGE says, she traded her bird parts to be a better maid.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 18:12:48 No.13543758 >>13543741 I wonder how a Hellhound would act after getting her submissive trigger activated.

Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 18:13:13 No.13543766

>>13543721
Yes but you would quickly calm down once you realize that it's a cute Kiki and smell a delicious breakfast being prepared.

Kiki's are pretty much the best MG's to meet in that regard. They change you gradually and won't force change on you. Nor will they ever rape you.

>>13543727
Unless that girlfriend is an MG, I don't think that a Kikimora or any MG for that matter would show any respect or care for whatever somoene's human girlfriend has to say.

They will however try to get her monsterized. A Kikimora would probably be sly about it.

>>13543726
Just embrace the olev anon.

I understand what you mean though. Being a househusband sounds like a nice life.

Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 18:13:52 No.13543769
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So I was watching Ore Monogatari and something came to mind. What if the genders were reversed, and it was monster girls? The MC would be a strong and cool MG. Her boyfriend would be a reserved and modest, but dedicated little shonen (relative). Also, Suna would be best girl and sister.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 18:14:29 No.13543770 >>13543741 >It's entirely in character for Kikimoras to rape you or dominate you too. >>13543766 >won't force change on you. Nor will they ever rape you. Huh.

Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 18:14:38 No.13543771

>>13543758
She doesn't really have one. Werewolves do though. You can dominate her but her gimmick is that she just enjoys it and goes back to dominating you at the first opportunity she gets.

That's essentially her power. Never truly being broken by it.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 18:15:13 No.13543774 >>13543756 GIVE HER A CHANCE

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 18:15:27 No.13543776 >>13543756 Take her in, give her a bath and a change of clothes. Hope she'd be okay with shorts and and over-sized shirt until new clothes could be procured.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 18:15:32 No.13543777 >>13543756 >take her home >clean her >apply the D

Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 18:15:57 No.13543778

>>13543770
This is what they're talking about

>However, in what may be a vestige from the age of the former demon lords when they had a habit of viewing the lazy as prey and devouring them alive, they will show the face of their monstrous nature more strongly than usual. They’ll take care of a man’s towering erection when waking him up early in the morning.

She's also dominating in a bossy naggy way and less like a dominatrix.

I would read the profile and come to your own conclusion.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 18:15:59 No.13543779 >>13543756 I'd have to be some sort of heartless maid hater to not try to get her some form of help.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 18:16:17 No.13543782 >>13543771 I like that about Hellhounds, but hate how they look. My ideal waifu would be a Werewolf with the mindset of a Hellhound.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 18:16:20 No.13543783 >>13543771 >She doesn't really have one. >Someone says Kikimoras, the epitome of submission, have a dominant trigger >Hellhounds, the epitome of domination, don't have a submission trigger Stop being unfair.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 18:17:33 No.13543789 >>13543783 Life's not fair faggot.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 18:18:03 No.13543790 >>13543756 Help her out somehow, but fucked if she's staying with me. I don't want a maid. Perhaps I can introduce her to a friend of mine?

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 18:18:09 No.13543791 File: 182 KB, 877x1300, 1430335240607.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13543226 There are so few of them though.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 18:18:24 No.13543793 >>13543733 It'd be interesting to see what ones would be attracted to me.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 18:18:30 No.13543794 >>13543789 Then you can fuck off with your mary sueism.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 18:18:40 No.13543795 >>13543789 ...Usually always said by people in a better position.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 18:18:49 No.13543796 >>13543756 Take her home, take care of her injuries and legs. Feed her, give her new clothes and accept her as a maid in the house. If she recovers and all goes well i'll give her daughterus too.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 18:18:53 No.13543797 >>13543783 It's not a competition. I just stated what was in their profiles. Kikimora, by the way, doesn't intend to rape her master forever. She basically tries to force her master to be upstanding and likely eventually dominate her.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 18:20:21 No.13543802 >>13543797 >I just stated what was in their profiles. >"If there were a man who could make them submit, that person's ability as a trainer would surpass even that of a god." They can be made into subs. They're not immune to it.

Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 18:20:42 No.13543805

Hello, /mgg/. Lets say you were given the opportunity to have your MG waifu. The catch is that she only assumed her monstrous form 3 days a month, or 36 days a year. She is guaranteed to be interested in you, but you have to seal the deal, so to speak. She can slightly influence whatever causes this phenomenon, so if you want to keep it from the outside world, she can have it happen during the times that she can stay at home.

Oh, and this all takes place in our world, not MGE land.

Do you accept?

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 18:22:11 No.13543813 >>13543756 Don't touch me peasant swine.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 18:22:15 No.13543814 >>13543756 Take her in. Help feed her, clean her, and get her back on her feet. But watch her carefully.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 18:22:25 No.13543815 >>13543802 Duh, it's a hugbox. You can have a harem of sub hellhounds if you damn well please.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 18:22:42 No.13543816 >>13543805 >Werewolf She'll fucking devour me and not in the fun way. I don't think I want this.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 18:22:45 No.13543817 >>13543805 >her monstrous form What exactly does she do when in her monstrous form? Become a bloodthirsty feral creature who feasts on humans? That's how most of the original legends went.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 18:23:05 No.13543821 >>13543756 Well, I've already got an MG in my life. But if you don't mind that yeah you can be our maid.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 18:23:16 No.13543822 >>13543805 >assumed her monstrous form does she go all monster all the way like trying to eat me and such or is she still her just more monster now

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 18:23:20 No.13543823 >>13543756 >literal hobo Disgusting, I bet she has fleas and other shitty diseases/parasites Call the police and report them about some crazy hobo harassing people

Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 18:23:48 No.13543824

>>13543802
>By surpassing a god

He doesn't say what would happen if you do either. Either way both monsters have a temporary switch but revert back to their true natures eventually. I don't know why you're flinging shit over it. If you want to write about sub hellhounds or dom kikimoras then go for it. Christ.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 18:24:22 No.13543829 >>13543815 Well, that's sounds okay.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 18:24:48 No.13543831 >>13543805 Can you be more clear about what you mean by "monstrous?" Not really sure what you mean here.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 18:25:20 No.13543832 >>13543756 Eh, I'm not sure. I'd want to help her but being a monster she'd imprint on me quickly, and I wouldn't want that. Is there some place I can take her where she'd get some good help? I don't know many people I could pass her over to.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 18:25:26 No.13543833 File: 194 KB, 665x1000, Solaire and the Sun.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13543791 >Sexualizing the purest maiden in the Souls games Can we not.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 18:25:39 No.13543838 >>13543829 It's probably hell during the summer.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 18:26:04 No.13543841 >>13542542 late reply but, meh, just do it

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 18:26:08 No.13543842 >>13543824 >I don't know why you're flinging shit over it. I'm not, though. I'm just proving my point in a discussion, nothing autistic about it.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 18:27:06 No.13543844 >>13543239 That was very cute.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 18:27:21 No.13543845 >>13543842 It felt like it when you started comparing the two like some competition.

Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 18:27:41 No.13543846

>>13543817
>>13543822
>>13543831
Due to being this world she needs to assume a human form, for some monsters like mantises and kikis this just means losing some feathers and carapace, for others like spidergirls it means losing their entire lowerbody and having it replaced with human legs.

Those three days are the time when she can actually manifest what she really looks like. Every other time she'll look like a human woman, if somewhat strange due to a different hair color or eye color.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 18:28:39 No.13543852 >>13543805 What's an undead's monstrous form? Does she turn into a corpse 36 days a year?

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 18:28:42 No.13543853 >>13543756 >heels >not flats Into the trash it goes.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 18:29:18 No.13543857 >>13543841 But I did do it

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 18:29:20 No.13543858 >>13543846 Do they retain their awareness, sapience and memories in their monstrous forms?

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 18:30:02 No.13543860 >>13543793 Yeah and if they wind up being your favorite kinds of MG. You'd also want to decide what to do if you don't have much luck getting the attention of your favorite MG.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 18:30:11 No.13543863 >>13543853 That's her feet, man.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 18:30:12 No.13543864 >>13543838 Well, they do call them the dog days of summer.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 18:30:17 No.13543865 >>13543857 im glad i could be of help then

Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 18:30:25 No.13543867

>>13543852
>>13543831
>>13543822
>>13543817
For most of the month, she is a regular human. 3 days of the month, she takes on her MG form. Nothing except her outward appearance changes, and she can resist the desire for sex a little better while human, so she could, say, hold down a job if she wanted.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 18:30:43 No.13543868 >>13543865 It was posted in the thread earlier, like the faggot I am

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 18:30:45 No.13543869 >>13543845 Nah, I just kind of got upset how one possibility is accepted and the other which is identical to it is not, in a scenario where anything is possible because mamono mana, no less.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 18:31:18 No.13543871 >>13543852 >lich waifu >she just drops dead for three days a month >"Honey, could you take out the garba-oh you're dead again" >husband just steps over the body and makes himself some toast

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 18:31:39 No.13543873 >>13543846 Oh, that's much more tame than what I thought that meant. In that case, then why the fuck not? It's better than being forever alone without your waifu, even when AI, VR, biological modification, magic and other shit becomes a reality.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 18:31:43 No.13543874 >>13543795 Too bad faggot. Hellhounds won't submit, so suck it up.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 18:32:22 No.13543875 >>13543860 I don't know how I'd react if I found an MG in my bed. Not even if it was one of my favourites.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 18:32:33 No.13543876 >>13543871 Just to clarify, she would be a regular human girl most of the time, and a lich 3 days a month, not a corpse 3 days a month.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 18:33:20 No.13543882 >>13543871 At least pick her up and put her in bed, anon.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 18:33:35 No.13543883 >>13543874 No.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 18:34:54 No.13543890 >>13543868 no need to thank me

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 18:34:59 No.13543891 >>13543874 I'm going to talk about sub Hellhounds just in spite now. So suck it up and fuck off, you subfaggot in particular.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 18:35:15 No.13543893 >>13543805 >Crow Tengu It' a good thing she's still sentient.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 18:35:23 No.13543894 >>13543871 >he brings his lover home >fucks her silly on his wife's cold dead body Hot

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 18:35:33 No.13543895 >>13543875 After the initial freak out I'd have to wonder how they managed to get inside but if they broke open a window they're paying for that.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 18:36:07 No.13543899 >>13543833 Too late man.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 18:36:46 No.13543903 >>13543895 I'd probably ask them why the hell they're there.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 18:37:15 No.13543905 >>13543874 Does your mommy know you're still up?

Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 18:38:00 No.13543908

>>13543869
Really I'm not a fan of either. Kiki because she doesn't intend to keep that arrangement forever. She basically railroads you into being her master some day. Hellhound because even if you want to dom her, the real appeal is supposed to be that she's a constant power struggle. Otherwise she's just a recolored werewolf. That's just my opinion. On Dom Kikis and Sub Hellhounds.

Hellhound is the canine species that's a switch instead of forever surrendering, and Kiki is more like a temporary dom when left with no other options.

Hellhound subs mainly get bad reception because you have to admit to being a mary sue more or less to defeat them. Kikimoras never really even go into femdom territory. Unless you count a nagging mom type as femdom.

I don't find the two that comparable. But I'm not going to whine people from writing or drawing about scenarios in which they act differently from their typical behaviors.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 18:38:13 No.13543911 >>13543894 >She's off fucking the soul of her late husband in her phylactery, laughing with him at what a bad lay her current husband is in comparison Cucks, cucks everywhere

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 18:38:17 No.13543912 Good morning /hbg/! How's your husbando hunting going? Making any progress?

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 18:40:23 No.13543923 >>13543908 >Really I'm not a fan of either Me neither, to be honest, but you have a point

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 18:40:36 No.13543925 >>13543911 >late husband She is a fucking lich, why she didn't just resurrected him?

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 18:42:53 No.13543934 >>13543925 Maybe his corpse got fucked up beyond repair.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 18:43:01 No.13543935 >>13543912 >"This fucking faggot Cheshire posting the same every day, knowing that human boys are not real"

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 18:43:30 No.13543938 >>13543934 Death by snu-snu.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 18:44:43 No.13543940 >>13543925 Because zombies are now cute monsters.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 18:44:49 No.13543941 >>13543935 >>13543912 Wait, if males don't exist in the MG universe, where do the monster girls come from? Are they just magically booped into existence?

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 18:45:47 No.13543942 File: 155 KB, 1440x1080, 1406265377373.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13543908 This is actually a really nice analysis. Good job, it's rather rare to see stuff like that in these threads.

Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 18:46:00 No.13543943
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>>13543756
>It takes you quite a bit of time calm her down, and even then she remains quite shaky as you explain what you'll do
>She buries her head into her hands as you explain that you'll take her home for the night, and then she can do whatever she desires when the morning comes. When you ask her if she accepts she nods furiously while tears stream down her face.
>You try to help her up but she adamantly refuses to let you. Apologizing for dirtying your hands and promising to not be a burden any longer even as she struggles on her obviously injured ankle
>Night is rapidly approaching when you finally get to your small house, but the look on her face as she walks inside and sees the interior is like a child entering the toystore for the first time
>"Now lets get you in the bath." You say as you grab her hand and lead her toward the main bathroom with a white tub pushed against the wall.
>She freezes once more and hesitates as you try to peel off her rotten clothes. Her lithe hands push you away and she shrinks into the corner
>"P-Please do not worry master. It is not your place to take care of me s-so do not waste your time on such a worthless servant as myself." Her hands tremble as she tries to retreat even further from you.
>"What's wrong, are you sure you're alright?" You try to calm her down by grabbing her hand, but instead she swats you away like a human man swats away a devilbug. Fear painted on her face as one hand grabs on desperately to her tattered clothes.
>"P-Please master, do not force yourself to act kindly in the face of this wretched maid. I do not wish to cause you such misfortune as to gaze at my naked body." She turns away from your gaze with crossed arms that grab on to her shoulders in an iron grip
>You back up slightly and she responds by calming down just enough to regain her composure.

What do you do?

Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 18:46:56 No.13543945

>>13543938
I thought more like death by incineration or something. In my mind, a body is like a container for the soul. You can bring a ould back but if the container is broken, there's no helping it. Gotta find alternate containers. Which she did. Her own container.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 18:47:06 No.13543946 >>13543943 Let go and go find a real waifu.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 18:47:10 No.13543947 >>13543941 Monsterboys, but weirder/shitty ones like in EMG

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 18:47:52 No.13543949 >>13543941 Don't try to give it a setting, it's just a joke.

Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 18:48:25 No.13543953
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>>13543912
>"I convinced my shy househusband to try out exhibitionist sex in public! I got people to look while I violated him with my tentacles, licking him everywhere while everyone watched us have hot kinky sex. It was great and I got a high five from a Lilim! Next I intend on convincing him of lewder things, like wearing a collar and sexual intercourse for the purpose of procreation!"

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 18:48:29 No.13543954 >>13543935 It's pretty sad to imagine a reality where we don't exist but these humans do.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 18:48:41 No.13543955 >>13543943 Give her some of my spare clothes, and let her wash on her own. And when she's done, she can whip up something to eat.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 18:49:17 No.13543958 >>13543943 She can bathe herself, but if she's hurt her injuries need to be tended.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 18:49:44 No.13543961 >>13543943 leave and let her cleaner her self up at least leave her some clothes tho

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 18:50:08 No.13543963 >>13543943 >"If you don't calm down and let me do what I want, I'm throwing you in my bath, clothes and all. And that'll only make everything dirtier. I need to see if you have anything major to treat. Now strip."

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 18:50:20 No.13543966 >>13543943 Leave some clothes for her, then wait outside the bathroom. Also, make sure to hide all the sharps.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 18:50:51 No.13543968 >>13543947 Why they bother dreaming about humans when there are superior monsterboys with better dicks, stamina, power etc walking around?

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 18:52:36 No.13543975 >All these anons leaving some desperate woman alone in their home Not smart.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 18:52:40 No.13543976 >>13543968 They're 3DPD. Humanboys are cute and exotic.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 18:52:41 No.13543977 >>13543943 >doesn't want to get nude FUTA KIKI CONFIRMED That's why she was kicked out and abused by previous master

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 18:53:30 No.13543981 >>13543968 Same reason we dream about monstergirls when there are 'superior' humangirls with bigger breasts, vaginas, etc walking around.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 18:53:48 No.13543983 >>13543968 You missed all of my post. They're none of those things. Like an arachne male is tiny and braindead.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 18:53:54 No.13543984 File: 666 KB, 400x360, 1431994655414.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13543975 i know right its going to be great

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 18:54:19 No.13543986 >>13543953 I'm curious, would Jabberwocks, along with Cheshires, have existing color variants?

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 18:54:22 No.13543987 >>13543975 Dude, I'm right outside the door. What do you think is gonna happen?

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 18:54:24 No.13543988 >>13543977 Oh boy here we go.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 18:54:47 No.13543990 >>13543968 He said EMG monsterboys, which are utter shit. I mean, all of them are shit, but these are even more shit

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 18:55:41 No.13543994 >>13543984 He did nothing wrong. >>13543987 Be right inside the door, nigger. Plenty can happen when you have no eyes and only ears. And with running taps she can go literally anything so long as she's quiet about it.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 18:55:44 No.13543995 >>13543981 I think a woman with bigger breasts than a holstaur would have severe back problems.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 18:56:09 No.13544000 >>13543953 >"Thing that never happened." >">>>/d/"

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 18:57:20 No.13544004 File: 424 KB, 480x270, 1432055519689.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13543994 no he did everything right and that's what going to make this great one way or another

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 18:57:20 No.13544005 File: 2.74 MB, 830x1200, Ropes.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >TFW people hate on the Roper >TFW they will never partake of joyous Communion >The World attacked Her

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 18:57:28 No.13544006 >>13543995 It does make me wonder if MGs would have to deal with any of that, or just what kind of ailments they'd be prone to contracting.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 18:58:38 No.13544011 File: 3.23 MB, 445x247, 434634.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13543968 >superior monsterboys

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 18:59:07 No.13544014 >>13544006 I assume Holstaurs would have great back muscles. They might get some stuff animals get, like dog like MGs get fleas, hoofed ones get hoof infections etc etc.

Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 18:59:08 No.13544015

>>13542843
I like Anubi, and I like mechs, so that's enough.

As for the picture, .less' has had his dA back for a while. And it's not him, but I've seen one other guy draw an Anubis having sex with that same purple guy.

>>13542896
Yes, it is. But I really do wonder what's up with the purple guy. Is it a tribute to the other artist? Did some guy commission them both? In either case, why the hell this purple guy?

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 18:59:27 No.13544016 >>13543990 Why? Is it because you're insecure they'll get more monster girls than you?

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 19:00:34 No.13544019 >>13544016 It doesn't matter. They're not real.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 19:01:15 No.13544021 >>13544004 Seriously man what is this from? I've wanted to watch this for ages just because of this gif. It's like the soft-yuri scene from what's its face. Ga-Rei Zero. that scene alone made me watch it, too.

Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 19:01:39 No.13544023

>>13544016
>Defending Monster Boys because "You're just jealous!"
Every fucking time. Every single fucking time. Christ, it's like feminists who whine about "You just can't handle a real woman!" No matter how many times we have this argument, and all the reasons why they aren't liked, faggots always resort to that one fucking phrase.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 19:01:47 No.13544025 >>13544016 Did you even read EMG?

Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 19:01:51 No.13544026

>>13543943
Accept, but do push on taking a look at that injury afterwards.

Im worried that she's hiding more injuries than she would like to show. She mentioned scars earlier, so her previous Master was likely some kind of monster. Odds are that she has lots of scars underneath her rotten clothing.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 19:02:13 No.13544029 >>13543963 >>13543943 Literally the only reasonable response.

Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 19:02:58 No.13544030

>>13543756
God dammit.

Okay, fine. Just stop acting miserable in public, it pisses me off.

>>13543943
>she tries to retreat even further from you

Oh, she's been abused in the past. This is gonna be difficult to help her get over. If she's hellbent on bathing by herself, just let her be. Take a look at her ankle when she's done later on.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 19:03:07 No.13544031 >>13544029 >Literally

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 19:04:26 No.13544036 So I'm not the only one that watched Victorian maid Maria no houshi while thinking the girl was a Kikimora instead right?

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 19:04:52 No.13544037 >>13544005 Believe it or not, she's my favorite of the fallen maidens. I blame the sympathy angle.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 19:04:56 No.13544038 >>13544031 >as opposed to figuratively?

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 19:05:52 No.13544041 >>13544036 That...lead to some interesting food-for-thought regarding my Kiki relations, I'll tell you that.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 19:06:09 No.13544042 I want to go to Zipangu in my Order Knight armor and get into a powerlevel argument with a Zipangu Samurai!

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 19:06:10 No.13544043 >>13544005 >The World attacked Her ZA WARUDO

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 19:07:32 No.13544048 >>13544038 Literally didn't get it.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 19:07:37 No.13544049 I want to kissu a Kitsune.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 19:07:55 No.13544051 >>13544049 I want to kissu an Alp!

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 19:08:18 No.13544052 >>13544049 I want a Kitsune to mouthrape me.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 19:08:55 No.13544055 >>13544042 Both could kill another, so what's the point? Samurai had maces too. Fuckin' big ones.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 19:08:56 No.13544056 >>13544051 I want to kissu a cheshire

Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 19:09:07 No.13544058

>>13544042

>Go to Zipangu in your Order armor
>The Samurai laughs at you because your helmet doesn't have the Oni mask
>You laugh at the Samurai because he looks like a faggot
>Your Salamander daughteru is too busy being haggled out of all her gold by a Tanuki in the marketplace who's giving her a Katana that's been folded over a gorillion times

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 19:09:18 No.13544060 >>13544052 Gross.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 19:09:52 No.13544063 >>13544052 How does that work? Extra tongue?

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 19:10:16 No.13544064 >>13544021 It's from Binbougami ga!

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 19:11:01 No.13544067 >>13544049 I want to wake up to a nice Kiki curled around me because she didn't want her master sleeping alone.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 19:11:44 No.13544069 >>13544051 I want to be kidnapped by an Alp, pinned and binded to a chair, and be mindbroken to be her kissu slut!

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 19:13:02 No.13544072 File: 316 KB, 982x309, 32534785346.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Open the door >See this Do you accept your fate?

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 19:13:10 No.13544073 >>13544058 The Tanuki did a good thing, that Salamander would have been unable to use that katana proficiently anyways.

Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 19:13:25 No.13544075

>>13543860

>do best to become a competent fighter and survive as a mercenary
>buy all sorts of magic items and potions
>basically do everything possible to become strong
>do this for 5+ years until hero tier
>go on a quest to find a dragon waifu and fight off other amorous monstergirls
>find dragon, a fight ensues
>realize she's much weaker
>still intentionally lose to her
>have to constantly hide powerlevel from her to remain a dragonslut

Fug

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 19:13:28 No.13544076 >>13544069 That's not how alps work, you retard.

Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 19:13:29 No.13544077

>>13544058
>Salamander daughteru

You just gave me an idea.

>Salamander daughteru of an openminded ex-Order Paladin
>Follows him around everywhere, claiming to be his squire, even though he doesn't really like it, fearing that she might get hurt or lost, but still lets her tag along because it's her dream
>He teaches her many things on their journeys together, from combat tactics to important life lessons

This sounds interesting.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 19:13:42 No.13544078 >>13544072 I reject my fate.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 19:14:05 No.13544081 >>13544064 Awesome, thanks man.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 19:14:07 No.13544082 >>13544072 God no.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 19:14:11 No.13544083 >>13544072 Dash for the fire escape. Fuck getting tied down with marriage.

Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 19:14:14 No.13544084

>>13544005
>You will never call for an airstrike as your troops encircle Lescatie, its pitiful castle swallowed by the righteous, cleansing fire of napalm
I'm not even an Orderfag, but goddamn would I not love to purge the everloving shit out of the fallen heroes

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 19:14:39 No.13544085 >>13544072 I tell her I've got her nose!

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 19:14:50 No.13544087 >>13544072 No, begone wench.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 19:14:57 No.13544088 >>13544076 I don't care, she will mindbreak me and make me a kissu slut whether she wants to or not. I worked too damn hard to find an Alp, I'm not going to let her not rape me.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 19:15:18 No.13544090 >>13544072 Flee. There's no shame in fleeing.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 19:15:49 No.13544091 >>13544084 What did they ever do to you?

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 19:16:17 No.13544094 >>13544072 No, Hroz a shit. And his art a shit. Probably the worst case of sameface/body I have ever seen

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 19:16:24 No.13544095 >>13544072 >[ ] Accept fate >[ ] Shut door >[X] FLASHBANG

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 19:17:04 No.13544097 File: 30 KB, 480x357, 1366341426811.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13544094

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 19:17:30 No.13544100 >>13544084 Should I call Purity Prime?

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 19:18:04 No.13544102 >>13544072 This is Hroz we're talking about. The only thing his monsters can beat are shotas. She's getting purged.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 19:18:05 No.13544103 File: 530 KB, 700x990, 70287fdaa09705cd9d8c4040ecd2cd41.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want a Manticore to rape me and then cuddle me afterwards until I like it.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 19:19:04 No.13544106 >>13544095 She's a Succubus. not a Plaga monster.

Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 19:19:12 No.13544108

>>13544052
>>13544063

>'Kukuku, there's running now, boya'
>The Kitsune Goddess smirks at your attempts to try and escape from her warded barrier, your fists banging against the arcane walls
>You can see her tongue hanging from her mouth as she talks, measuring no less than ten inches in length as she continues to walk forward in her confident stride
>Her touch sends a shiver up your entire body
>"It's been a while since such a cute little cherry-boy has come to my shrine, perhaps I should give you a little taste of what's to come."
>As you open your mouth to protest, you can feel the slimy warmth of her tongue slide into your maw
>It encircles and grapples with your tongue, each pull and stroke more insistent than the last
>She's grinning at you, putting a hand on your growing erection beneath your trousers, kissing you deeper
>She kneads her tongue onto yours, as if testing to see where your weak spots are
>Your legs are turning into gelatin at this point, your knees buckling
>Ropy strands of your and her saliva intermingle as she continues to extract sweet excruciating torment from you over the next five minutes
>The sounds of your kissing intensifying as she works you like a violin, finally breaking off when your face flushes a deep red and your chest is heaving
>'Mfufu... such a cute face. I think I may even like you, boya.'
>'It's been a while since i've had any, so I hope you're ready to go at it. All. Night. Long.'
>'Maybe i'll even give you some more of those kisses, or a daughter to love. Just make sure you're able to please me lots.'
>Your body is found the next morning, unconscious
>You look more like an emaciated mummy than a living man, the semen wrung out of you
>The Kitsune is glowing like the sun in aftersex beauty
>You can't wait to come back and be her little kiss slut

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 19:19:28 No.13544109 >>13544103 I want to escape Manticore Mansion!

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 19:20:20 No.13544112 >>13544108 >boya There goes my boner.

Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 19:20:48 No.13544113

>>13544091
They basically delivered an entire kingdom to the MGs. Sure, the aristocracy was fucking terrible and corrupt, but the commoners had nothing to do with them.
In seeking their own selfish desires they caused the downfall of their kin. Some might have wanted to be monsters, but it was absolutely not the heroes' decision to make.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 19:21:20 No.13544117 >>13544103 Remember to scratch your manticore cubs behind the ears, it will get them purring and will make them very happy, causing them to rub their cheeks against you to help mark you as "theirs"

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 19:21:22 No.13544119 >>13544106 Even worse! Just kidding Succubi are alright.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 19:21:23 No.13544120 File: 593 KB, 1185x1029, 1432422330858.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13544112 >Not liking being called boya

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 19:21:33 No.13544121 >>13544112 Are you gay son?

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 19:22:59 No.13544127 >>13544121 No, I just don't like pet names.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 19:23:28 No.13544129 >>13544108 >You can't wait to come back and be her little kiss slut >come back I want to stay with her forever.

Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 19:23:43 No.13544132
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>>13543943
>You tell her that you won't force her to do anything she doesn't want to do, which seems good enough to get her to relax

>Slowly she picks herself up off the ground and waits as you as warm the water and bring her a spare towel as well as some old shirts that you hope will fit her relatively well

>"Are these for me?" She looks down at the old white shirt with a broken collar as if it were a holy relic. For several seconds she holds it gently like a baby before setting it aside on the sink to prevent it from dirtying any further

>This routine is repeated when you hand her the old orange juice stained boxers. Her lips quiver with gratitude before setting it aside and bowing as deeply as she can.

>"Truly you are my master, such kindness I can never hope to repay in a thousand livetimes." Her words are elegant, but you can feel the emotion she holds back as she speaks.

>You tell her to wash as thoroughly as possible and leave her to her own devices. Along the way you swipe the box of razors.

>As soon as you're outside you hear her release a sob, whether driven by happiness or something else you don't know.

>The bathroom door opens nearly two hours later. The steam cloaks the anxious figure of the kikimora inside.

>When you finally catch a glimpse you feel something akin to nausea rising up your throat.

>Her arms, both of them, are covered in cigar burns and scars, some of them seem self inflicted while others look deeper, more sinister.

>Her legs are much the same. The normally bright yellow scales are covered in marks and injuries that have healed incorrectly

>The white shirt hangs loosely on her frame, her breasts are just big enough to fit your hand, which is comparatively small to most monstergirls

>Her ankle is the only fresh wound, a deep purple which she tries to hide by covering it with her other foot.

>"M-Master? What has piqued your interest?" Her voice drips with fear as she follows your gaze across her body.

What do you do?

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 19:26:07 No.13544141 File: 133 KB, 721x800, 5688-2079810671.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13544112 Anon pls

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 19:26:55 No.13544145 >>13544132 demand that she lets you treat her ankle

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 19:28:07 No.13544146 >>13544108 >>13544141 I want to be a Kitsune's cherry boy.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 19:28:27 No.13544149 >>13544108 Ara ara

Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 19:28:50 No.13544151

>>13544132
Honestly I know jack shit about treating wounds. Ask for her permission to drive her to a hospital and have her checked. If she doesn't want to, give her some ice for that ankle.
Obviously I'd offer her to spend the night in my room, with me sleeping on the couch.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 19:29:06 No.13544152 >>13544132 Help her to the bed so you can treat her ankle, then insist she rest for the time being.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 19:29:32 No.13544155 >>13544132 Tell her to go sit on the couch as you go get the first aid kit. If she tries to resist, tell her that you can't afford having an injured maid working for you, as it'll reduce her performance in her duties.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 19:29:33 No.13544156 >>13544132 As the new "master", I demand to know where she got those from.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 19:29:37 No.13544157 >>13544132 Sit her down, splint the ankle, make sure she doesn't move around too much, call a hospital.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 19:29:43 No.13544158 >>13544103 So why don't manticores have lion ears? Looks like generic cat to me.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 19:31:01 No.13544162 >>13544132 Cut off her foot to prevent infection

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 19:31:13 No.13544164 File: 548 KB, 700x990, 99ad72e647332133b5e2700ef64315d5.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13544103

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 19:31:56 No.13544166 >>13544127 It just means "boy". It's an age difference thing.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 19:32:47 No.13544168 >>13544164 >Player two has entered the game >Milk more men than your rival to win.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 19:33:53 No.13544171 Blind, disabled Kikis are for _______.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 19:34:46 No.13544173 >>13544171 Putting down.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 19:34:56 No.13544174 >>13544171 loving

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 19:35:06 No.13544175 File: 2.91 MB, 480x270, 1432247956100.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13544171

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 19:35:24 No.13544177 >>13544171 Sneaking up on and hugging.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 19:35:30 No.13544178 >>13544171 Caring and loving, being their servants so they can relax for a change.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 19:35:30 No.13544179 >>13544171 Impregnanting.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 19:35:41 No.13544180 >>13544171 Repaying the service they gave you when they were healthy in the past. If they are already born that way, taking care of as if they were your imoutos. Fucking 4chanX takes ages to validade a fucking captcha

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 19:36:00 No.13544181 >>13544171 The gas chambers

Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 19:36:30 No.13544184

>>13544171
Doing your best to make them feel useful while still caring for them.

petting her head as hard as you can when she brings you cereal that she lovingly poured despite spilling some milk

kissing her deeply when she tells you that she managed to wipe the kitchen counter

cuddling in bed when she reports that she's done cleaning the bathroom.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 19:38:18 No.13544189 >>13544171 Becoming Daredevil

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 19:38:51 No.13544192 >>13544132 >literally damaged used goods Eh, I will call the Kikimora maid union and tell them to take her for a rehab or whatever

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 19:38:53 No.13544193 File: 50 KB, 285x427, 1425459771123.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13544108

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 19:39:16 No.13544196 >>13544171 augmenting into cyborg meidos

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 19:39:22 No.13544198 >>13544193 Lewd foxes are the best.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 19:39:58 No.13544203 >>13544193 A shit.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 19:40:48 No.13544205 >>13544196 Your precious Kikimore has now been upgraded into... drumroll Mega Meido.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 19:41:16 No.13544208 File: 29 KB, 218x174, 1388358729286.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13544193 >ded

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 19:42:15 No.13544211 >>13544205 >Master, I do not believe I requested this.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 19:42:29 No.13544212 >>13544196 >>13544196 >"Anon, you didn't make your bed after waking up" "How do you even know that? We're in the living room!" >"My vision is augmented."

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 19:42:39 No.13544213 >>13544196 Even if she never asked for it?

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 19:43:08 No.13544214 >>13544132 1.) Acquire measurements. 2.) Drive to hospital. 3.) Purchase new maid outfit while she is being treated. After all, we can't have a filthy maid in our employment.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 19:44:12 No.13544216 >>13544196 >Yes, Kikimora! Horosho! Very good!

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 19:44:29 No.13544218 >>13544211 >>13544213 Deus Ex: Monster Girl Revolution

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 19:44:58 No.13544220 >>13544211 ...and just like that, Mega Meido has gone from 'suck' to 'blow'.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 19:45:41 No.13544223 >>13544218 >"My lust is augmented." Well, shit.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 19:47:10 No.13544232 >>13544218 >cyberpunk MG setting Yes.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 19:48:21 No.13544235 File: 156 KB, 720x880, 22.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13544146 >>13544129 Stop encouraging me

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 19:49:28 No.13544238 >>13544235 As long as you have lewd Kitsune stories in you I will never stop.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 19:50:13 No.13544240 >>13544235 I can't help it. I want to spend eternity in a mofu ball and getting licked all over.

Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 19:50:29 No.13544241

>>13544220
>I am sorry to hear this Master, I will make a note to not say such things in the future.
>Now, if you'll excuse me, it seems that 8 other cyborg monster girls have broken loose in the city and are threatening your business trip.
>I will start with Chill Yeti and move on to Flame Salamander

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 19:51:13 No.13544243 >>13544232 >MGC is just Shadowrun with monstergirls

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 19:51:28 No.13544244 >>13544232 This. We have a severe lack of MG stories set in a technologically advanced time.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 19:53:10 No.13544250 >>13544244 Which MG would best fit into the plot of Alien?

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 19:53:56 No.13544253 >>13544244 That's because it's basically just this >>13544243 >Never make a deal with a dragon

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 19:55:21 No.13544257 >>13544241 >a cyborg Kikimora dashing around like Zero/X >>13544244 Bromonts stories are actually set in the future.

Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 19:55:53 No.13544259

You know, the more crazy/interesting scenarios and themes I see where Monstergirls are the only main focus that people come up with, the more I see us humans as bland walking dicks who are just kinda there as "supporting actors" to give them spirit energy and be called "husbandos" and absolutely nothing else. I don't know why, It feels kinda bad for some reason.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 19:57:23 No.13544266 >>13544250 Roper. They're basically face huggers but attach to a vagina instead. >Eggs Check >Cloth-melting excretions Check >Levels up from little creature into terrible monster with some DNA of the host Double check

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 19:57:28 No.13544267 >>13544250 >Dammit there everywhere! >Game over man! Game over! >there's a thump and all Anon can do is look up into a vent as a smiling face looks down at him. >There is a brief, cheery "Hi!" before the wurm reaches down and pulls him with her.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 19:57:36 No.13544268 >>13544259 It's because they're not expanded on. It works for smut where anyone can insert as them. But otherwise you've got to expand on the human characters yourself.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 19:58:03 No.13544270 >>13544235 Hitting on the Shrine Maidens again, eh Anon?

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 19:58:07 No.13544271 >>13544241 >I will start with Chill Yeti and move on to Flame Salamander No god dammit, you start with Chill Yeti, then move on to Spark Kakuendrill.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 19:58:09 No.13544272 >>13544259 But the best thing is, despite everything going against you, one still loves everything about you, from your face, to your personality, to your smile.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 19:59:08 No.13544274 >>13544267 >Wurm just sees it as a big game of hide and seek

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 20:01:01 No.13544280 >>13544259 That's because that's all we're good for.

Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 20:01:16 No.13544281

>>13544271
>Understood Master, I will change my plans accordingly.
>Would you like them intact or slightly roughed up? I believe we need a new air conditioner and Chill Yeti would make a fine replacement.

>>13544274
>Instead of that growling, hissing noise its her giggling.
>everytime fire gets shot out at her then she gives a shout of "Meanie!" before burrowing away through the air vents.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 20:01:31 No.13544284 >>13544272 >despite everything going against you, one still loves everything about you >yfw it's an NTR

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 20:01:43 No.13544287 File: 177 KB, 540x800, 7c0227c950052eff8a3e74096f27b969.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] brains for dinner brains for lunch brains for breakfast brains for brunch brains at every single meal, why can't we have some guts?

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 20:03:33 No.13544288 >>13544287 >Zombiena So, that's how we're supposed to spell it.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 20:06:48 No.13544296 >>13544281 Intact, if you please. No need to damage soon to be maid assistants. Megaman X4 select screen with a Pladin and a cyborg Kikimora when? http://i.imgur.com/dMLONJN.png

Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 20:07:20 No.13544298
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>>13544132
>"Take a seat at the couch." You guide her to the old busted up couch and she immediately sits down with her hands in her lap as you examine her.

>"Lay down like a bed. I'm going to check out your wound." She flinches at this. Her teeth gritting as she tries to judge betweeen disobeying an order from her master and being touched.

>"M-Master. It's only a light sprain. I'll surely be fine even if you ig-" "Now." She nearly jumps at the authorative tone, but moves to obey immediately

>It wasn't your thing to force others, but it was obvious that she needed some kind of help, and without being forceful she'd never open up.

>Her legs laid out on the couch, you slowly look them over and check out the bruise before gently touching her sole

>"Ahh..." She shakes violently for just a second before gripping the couch to stop herself from pulling away. She breathes slowly and closes her eyes whenever you touch her scales or slide your fingers.

>"I won't hurt you, so just relax and let me see." You look up and she nods knowingly with an expression of doubt.

>"Of course. It's just... It's just..." Her mouth opens but she never goes beyond that. You let her know it's okay to stay silent for now and she slumps into the couch to let you resume.

>After a few minutes you decide it's best to leave it as it is for now. You prepare an icebag and elevate the affected ankle just enough so that she won't be uncomfortable.

>No matter what you do she makes sure to thank you profusely for it. Every cup of water or scrap of bread leaves her on the edge of tears with gratitude.

>At some point you try to tell her not to thank you, but that causes her to cry thinking that she's annoying you.

>Ultimately you tell her to sleep after checking out the worst wounds, she refused to let you check her torso or groin, but it's probably for the best.

>You fall asleep suprisingly quick after locking your door. Her voice swimming through your head as you do so

Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 20:10:46 No.13544306
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>>13544298
>You wake up when the stars still fill the night outside, it's far from morning and you can't see anything.

>You can't see anything, except the beam of light crawling into your room from underneath the door that remains locked.

>Beside that is the sound of her voice, too far to understand but close enough to feel the emotion behind it.

>It fills you with unease to think that she'd already disobey the only thing you've order her to do so far, which was rest and remain still, but something in the back of your mind is afraid of another thing entirely.

What do you do?

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 20:12:54 No.13544313 >>13544306 be the most soild of snakes and see what she's up to

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 20:12:58 No.13544315 >>13544298 Wake up before her and start making breakfast the following morning. Take her to the local hospital after breakfast to check up on her wounds. No maid of mine is gonna work until she's properly taken care of.

Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 20:13:46 No.13544319

>>13544296
Actually it should be a yukimora instead of a yeti.
>Chill Yuki is your air conditioner and Flame Salamander is your furnace
>Spark Kakuren serves as your generator and Sting Mantis serves as an impromptu security system
>Kikimora X continues her maidly duties while a lizardman who calls herself "zero" serves you as she swears to hunt down other rogue maids.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 20:15:14 No.13544322 >>13544306 Oh. Well, then. Leave your room and go see what she's up to. If she asks, you were going to the bathroom and walked in purely by coincidence. Then do >>13544315 later.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 20:18:07 No.13544331 >>13544287 So those are her oficial colors?

Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 20:19:12 No.13544335

>>13544218
>>13544223
>>13544232
>>13544244
>>13544257
>>13544266

There's a thought. Mechanical augmentation (machine limbs, stealth tech, hacking, etc.) VS biological augmentation (incubi/succubihood, specific species transformations, etc.).

I can think of a loooooong outline for a augged guy and a roper/host arguing fiercely about it.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 20:19:12 No.13544336 File: 2.66 MB, 2376x3032, Jurong_Southern_Cassowary.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >there will never be flightless harpies Why can't someone indulge us?

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 20:19:45 No.13544339 >>13544287 Man, both of those are so nice. >>13544306 I agree with this fellow. >>13544313

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 20:20:20 No.13544340 File: 1.13 MB, 848x850, 1432245269538.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13544336 >flightless harpies what is a cockatrice

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 20:20:41 No.13544344 >>13544340 garbage

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 20:21:53 No.13544345 >>13544340 I want to stuff a cockatrace like a turkey. Using my dick.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 20:22:05 No.13544348 >>13544344 not a lot of art of them man first pic i saw

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 20:22:09 No.13544350 >>13544335 In-between that you'd have bio-mechanical augmentation. Hoo boy.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 20:22:37 No.13544351 >>13544340 >high speed-sexual violence >mammal-on-myth consensual non-consent >multi-talon drifting cockatrices are hot

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 20:23:20 No.13544352 >>13544351 yes they but they don't get enough love

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 20:24:24 No.13544357 >>13544281 That's it I'm nuking all Wurms.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 20:25:02 No.13544359 >>13544319 >Zero as a blonde Lizard Girl >Launch Scylla >Armored Wurmdillo >Boomerang Devilbug >Storm Harpy >Siglim as in Sigma + Lilim get it?

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 20:26:04 No.13544361 >>13544344 Why do youthink it's garbage?

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 20:27:45 No.13544369 File: 417 KB, 1080x1403, 02974a23b56b2ac746ac7a42a81dd776.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13544359 >Kunoichi Marino

Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 20:28:21 No.13544370

>>13544359
I believe I get it.

>>13544357
>"He nuked the Wurms thinking that would stop them"
>Cuts to a scene of a gigantic wurm smashing through a building as she wrestles a gigantic, three headed Wyvern.
>"He was wrong."
>Anon stands on a roof as the wurm massive claw slowly moves towards his face before booping his nose gentle.
>"Tag! You're it!"

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 20:29:00 No.13544374 >>13544361 I dunno, I don't like the MGE entry and the odd lizard tail. That fan art actually isn't too bad, I guess I just want something more like Emus, kakapos, Rheas, and even penguins.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 20:29:25 No.13544375 File: 118 KB, 808x1000, 908062a087c0f06587f30a32d6e6131c.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13544336 >flightless harpies

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 20:31:21 No.13544383 File: 35 KB, 330x330, 1432476047288.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13544370 >that greentext

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 20:31:56 No.13544387 >>13544370 Wurmzilla a shit, Queen Kong is way better.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 20:34:26 No.13544391 File: 298 KB, 1600x1337, Godzilla AP.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13544387 Girlzilla is the best Wish she wasn't so big

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 20:35:08 No.13544393 >>13544375 >Your waifu will never ask you to sit on the egg that will become your daughter. For 2 complete months.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 20:36:53 No.13544396 >>13544375 I want to tell that tiny Rockhopper Penguin girl that her eyebrows are funny with no intent to insult her.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 20:37:29 No.13544398 File: 337 KB, 600x450, wheredoisignup.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13544393

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 20:39:58 No.13544408 >>13544396 You now have me thinking about some penguin cartoon movie I used to watch as a kid.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 20:40:04 No.13544409 >>13544398 I wouldn't be surprised if MGQ did that. God what a piece of shit.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 20:40:40 No.13544413 >>13544306 Stealthily leave our room and go see what she's doing, depending on what's going on we may need to act accordingly.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 20:40:44 No.13544414 >>13544408 NOOT NOOT?

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 20:42:30 No.13544419 >>13544414 Nope The Pebble and the Penguin. Thank you google.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 20:42:49 No.13544420 >>13544409 Imagine the size of the shitstorm that'd brew if that happened?

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 20:44:22 No.13544424 >>13544419 Not him but that was my guess. Tim Curry always being a based voice for a villain.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 20:47:10 No.13544437 >>13544398 >>13544409 >>13544420 Seahorse girl?

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 20:47:38 No.13544438 >>13544424 Based Long John Silver as well.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 20:48:16 No.13544439 >>13544437 Sure, let's kill the thread.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 20:48:23 No.13544441 >>13544374 Silly anon, that means your tastes are garbage, not cockatrices.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 20:49:24 No.13544444 >>13544419 Everyone should be exposed to Don Bluth at least once in their lives.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 20:49:49 No.13544449 File: 288 KB, 1920x1080, Kejourou.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Anyone else has a long hair fetish?

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 20:50:26 No.13544452 >>13544449 Yes

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 20:50:43 No.13544453 >>13544449 I have a hair fetish in general.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 20:50:48 No.13544454 >>13544444 Nice quints

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 20:52:18 No.13544461 >>13544449 Wonderful.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 20:53:17 No.13544466 File: 778 KB, 700x1000, 5766b3cec5c0a1a8e53a3e3346645bf4.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13544449 Yeah man.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 20:54:55 No.13544474 >>13544449 Must be a bitch to take care of all that hair. Good think it can take care of itself.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 20:55:46 No.13544476 >>13544449 I'm straight, so yes.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 20:56:08 No.13544477 How would your favorite mg react to a man who refuses to accept Monstergirls as being part of society, avoiding them whenever he can and just being grouchy as fuck in general?

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 20:56:58 No.13544482 >>13544477 Rape

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 20:58:16 No.13544488 File: 258 KB, 1000x1000, 1431999705769.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13544449 That depends entirely on the hairstyle used.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 20:58:32 No.13544490 >>13544477 Either convince him that not all monstergirls are bad by trying to befriend him and showing him research that shows them in a good light, or just raping him during her mating season.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 20:58:42 No.13544492 File: 143 KB, 562x562, 302593e6806dd2e1dcbf318603ca100b.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13544477 >"Sh-shut up and touch my ears already"

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 21:02:30 No.13544506 File: 116 KB, 502x1047, Demon Army Grunt.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Would you help her to be promoted in the Demon Army?

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 21:03:33 No.13544508 >>13544506 I'd be her loyal squire and her closest friend.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 21:03:43 No.13544509 >>13544506 No. Fuck the Demon Army and anyone that supports them.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 21:04:17 No.13544512 >>13544506 She's cute. I don't favor the ones who stay in the army after obtaining a husbando though.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 21:05:29 No.13544518 >>13544506 Sure, why not. Help a friend out any way i can

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 21:09:42 No.13544530 File: 246 KB, 700x1100, 1427162245076.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13544506 >1 year after you start to give her your help and semen

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 21:12:06 No.13544532 >>13544506 >Help her be promoted in the Demon Army by helping her become stronger. >Help her become stronger by helping her obtain spirit energy. >Help her get spirit energy by having sex with her. It's all sex with these monsters, isn't it?

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 21:12:42 No.13544534 >>13544530 Wow she went from mediocre to complete shit. Thanks Druella.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 21:13:25 No.13544537 >>13544477 Leave him alone, she already gets enough flak from people who call her 'monsterboy' and 'not a real girl'.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 21:13:45 No.13544539 >>13544532 That's what happens when an idealistic succubus takes over.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 21:13:59 No.13544541 >>13544532 Yep. But don't ever complain or else the hugbox will attack.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 21:14:13 No.13544544 >>13544532 Isn't great?

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 21:14:45 No.13544546 >>13544506 Shouldn't be too hard, almost all of the girls there are only in it to ride the gravy train to some D.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 21:15:44 No.13544548 File: 29 KB, 640x753, 139438745345.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Bromont is now at the other chan I guess that's it, God is dead and we killed him

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 21:15:59 No.13544549 File: 163 KB, 720x880, 21.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13544238 >>13544240 You guys fucking suck because Kitsune aren't even in my top five MGs

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 21:16:06 No.13544551 File: 451 KB, 400x300, 1432475231563.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13544298 >>13544306 your not going to continue this are you >no healing for the kiki

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 21:17:36 No.13544562 >>13544548 Good, fuck him.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 21:18:15 No.13544564 >>13544548 I don't care if he's there, I'm not going to lurk nor post in that fucking place

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 21:18:30 No.13544567 >>13544548 I knew Captain is doing CYOA on other chan but Bromont is there too?

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 21:18:52 No.13544569 >>13544306 Solid Snake modo

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 21:19:00 No.13544570 >>13544548 What's so interesting about that place that people keep leaving here?

Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 21:19:12 No.13544572
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>>13544306
>You push off the blanket with utmost care to prevent causing a sound and get to your feet.

>The lock takes a minute to work without springing the mechanism, otherwise it would alert her immediately to your presence.

>As soon as the door opens you swing it so slowly and carefully that not even the air on the other side stirs until completely opening

>"Master's... I need to..." Her words begin to take shape as you close the distance stealthily and silently.

>You crouch and stick to the wall as you enter the living room. The lights are on, and the couch is empty, but you can't see her anymore.

>"Master's going to want to... I'll be sure to..." Guided by her voice, you slowly move forward until catching sight of her shadow escaping from the laundry room

>Just a few more steps brings her completely into your sights. Her legs are positioned weirdly to prevent her sprained ankle from working any pressure.

>She's crouched in front of a pile of dirty laundry, her feathery tail poking out of the boxers as her hand dig through the pile desperately searching for something.

>"Found it! I found it!" She raises her voice in excitement. The elegance and demure tone completely gone and replaced by something trashy, almost sinister as she holds up your dirty underwear.

>She smiles with a delighted grin as she presses the dirty clothes to her face and inhales deeply. Her free hand slowly lowering until she's working her lower lips.

>"Master's smell. Master's fragrance is right here... He's so kind and caring." She cackles in a low voice while desperately rutting against the pile of old clothes.

>"I'm going to be a good maid this time. Master won't hate me... Master's taste, so good... This time... This time..." Her words become completely unintelligible as her orgasm intensifies.

>At its zenith she freezes, a lewd moan escaping her lips before collapsing into the dirty clothes. She gasps for air while licking her juices from her fingers.

How do you react?

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 21:19:17 No.13544573 >>13544549 They're not in mine either, but I still love them. I can't resist fluffy fox girls and their silky tails.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 21:19:33 No.13544574 >>13544449 You know that feeling when you see something very arousing out of nowhere? As in, your mouth goes dry and your chest tightens up with lust and you have a hard time breathing? That just happened to me.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 21:19:41 No.13544575 >>13544570 Maybe they have snacks at the door

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 21:20:13 No.13544578 >>13544551 the fucking page reloaded two times erasing everything I'd written. Shit's tough when you're using a toaster man.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 21:20:57 No.13544582 >>13544570 It's not here is probably a big one for most monster girl content creators. Also they have a whole lot of technical improvements, like much larger file sizes and webms with sound.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 21:21:02 No.13544584 >>13544548 Not surprised to be honest, this place is toxic towards OC makers >>13544570 Skimming through it, there's dramatically less autists screaming about why _____ is better than _____ as well as actual discussion

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 21:21:15 No.13544586 >>13544572 I don't react at all. I just go back to bed and forget everything I saw A dream. All a dream

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 21:21:23 No.13544588 >>13544570 Other way round, anon. It's the terrible shitposting of this place that grudgingly forces content producers over to a board with a quarter of the traffic. I should know, I am one.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 21:22:07 No.13544592 File: 109 KB, 720x880, 6.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13544573

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 21:22:08 No.13544593 >>13544572 Nothing, go back to bed.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 21:22:36 No.13544596 >>13544570 Shitposting galore in this thread

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 21:22:52 No.13544597 >>13544588 >over to a board with a quarter of the traffic It may be slower, but it actually bigger than us, unique IPs counting.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 21:22:57 No.13544598 >>13544572 I know nothing, I see nothing.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 21:23:50 No.13544603 >>13544572 On the next day, run around the block a few times to get sweaty and give her the T-shirt I was wearing.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 21:24:14 No.13544606 File: 30 KB, 560x314, 1432418162917.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13544572 it was a dream it was all a dream walk back to bed and sleep this dream off >>13544578 its all good man just got worried is all liking the story so far tho

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 21:25:23 No.13544611 >>13544572 Take her to the doctor next day.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 21:27:00 No.13544619 >>13544578 Oi mate, write your stuff in Word and then paste it in the post form when you're done so you won't lose it.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 21:27:14 No.13544621 File: 313 KB, 867x1000, pound fluffy tail.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13544592 >TFW foxgirls don't exist What is suffering, Alex?

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 21:27:17 No.13544622 >>13544572 Make a subtle noise to see if she goes back to the couch, then come to check on her.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 21:27:23 No.13544623 >>13544572 Eh, I think I'll just jump the shark here. It was OK while it lasted. Not to say anything about your writing. My personal biases are such that I'm turned off now.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 21:28:29 No.13544626 >>13544621 >>13544621 Doesn't help that nobody writes about them. Last time I remember a Kitsune story was either Bob's Ara Ara Kitsune, Seafoam's Kumiho (if she counts), or the haram Kitsch short

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 21:28:53 No.13544628 >>13544506 Of course, I'd be with her all the way, fighting alongside her as a comrade, even when she gets promoted and I'm assigned under her command I would still assist her to the best of my ability.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 21:29:39 No.13544632 I want to rouse a Pharaoh from her thousand year slumber by crying out "Awaken, my master!"

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 21:31:03 No.13544636 File: 488 KB, 1486x2000, 212f40a0a404aa44e799a338dc63d738.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13544530 What the fuck is this shit? That's not armor. This is.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 21:31:09 No.13544638 >>13544570 There is literally nothing good going on here.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 21:31:22 No.13544642 >>13544572 Do nothing and go back to bed, see how her leg looks in the morning.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 21:32:41 No.13544646 >>13544570 Less shitposting in general, though we still have more content creators, albeit by an ever shrinking gap.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 21:32:56 No.13544648 >>13544636 Who said it's an armor

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 21:33:15 No.13544653 >>13544588 I'm reading the current meta thread over there and it sounds exactly like this place. Hell, I think the only difference is the userbase is broken up into more threads so people don't butt heads as often. Plus all the CYOA's. That's it.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 21:34:11 No.13544658 >>13544653 That sounds pretty nice actually. I'm thinking about going there now.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 21:35:48 No.13544668 >>13544572 I'd still bring her to the doctor first thing in the morning.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 21:35:48 No.13544669 >>13544646 It's not about the quantity of creators but the quality. I'd take Captain or Bromont over half the attention whoring faggots myself included we have in /mgg/ if it meant we had things written that were worth reading.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 21:35:53 No.13544671 >>13544588 I like how elitist they are, but they still use all of our content.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 21:36:50 No.13544678 >>13544653 >Containment threads contain cancer >Small threads focus on a nice sense of community all surrounded on a focused subject >Thread IDs means less samefags trying to start shit This all sounds pretty nice.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 21:37:15 No.13544682 >>13544658 Oh, and furries and everything /d/ except scat and gore is allowed over there. So enjoy that too.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 21:38:05 No.13544686 Maybe it's time the rest of us made a move on? Maybe we should wrap this thread up and just go to /monster/?

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 21:38:41 No.13544690 >>13544686 No You can leave if you want

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 21:39:24 No.13544695 >>13544686 If you want to jump ship then go right ahead

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 21:39:33 No.13544696 >>13544686 Nope. You're free to fuck off though.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 21:39:36 No.13544697 >>13544682 Those have their own board, though.

Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 21:39:49 No.13544699

>>13544653
>I think the only difference is the userbase is broken up into more threads so people don't butt heads as often.
That's pretty much the solution to most of our problems; see >>13544678.

>>13544682
even when we get "nice" things, we still can't have nice things. ;_;

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 21:39:54 No.13544700 >>13544686 Nah, I'm good. Unless the two writefags I still follow move, I'm sticking around here. You're free to leave though.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 21:39:56 No.13544701 >>13544678 I just wish the site wasn't so barren feeling. If 12 - 4chan had a few more key features I'd go to /monster/ in a heartbeat.

Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 21:40:44 No.13544705

>>13544686
Fuck off back to your shitchan.

That's the problem with that other site, those retards constantly come here to shitpost and talk about how the other chan is so much better. Happens all over 4chan.
They can't just leave, they need to constantly come back here for validation.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 21:40:58 No.13544708 >>13544686 >Wanting to go a site filled with pedos and smug pricks. No thanks. /mgg/ is shitty, but it's a comfy kind of shit. I'm used to it.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 21:41:00 No.13544709 >>13544678 Except the fact that there's really not enough content for a whole board, which is why that's always been shot down when the idea comes up here. That's why their whole board is so slow and everything spread so thin.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 21:41:12 No.13544710 More "Monster girl makes girl into another monster girl" stories please?

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 21:43:06 No.13544718 >>13544710 Write it yourself faggot.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 21:43:06 No.13544719 >>13544701 >key features which ones?

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 21:43:39 No.13544723 >>13544708 >site filled with pedos and smug pricks. So in other words the same userbase as 4chan?

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 21:44:21 No.13544724 >>13544719 Spoiler shortcut, makes posting here a little less tedious.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 21:45:06 No.13544728 >>13544723 They're not the same smug pricks and pedos that I'm used to.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 21:46:26 No.13544734 >>13544705 That''s because they know the only reason the site got popular is because GG got kicked off of /v/ and they'll still upset.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 21:46:28 No.13544735 >>13544724 Isn't that a 4chanX feature? Also they technically do have a a shorthand way to make spoilers. https://i.imgur.com/UeUr2VM.png

Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 21:46:55 No.13544739

>>13544723

>Reading /monster/ meta thread
>Half of it is people complaining about CYOA's
>The others complaining about popularity and shitposting and doomsaying

We really are all the same.

Though the mentioned futa thread about horsecock mg's raping shotas, we at least don't have that.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 21:47:20 No.13544741 >>13544735 >4chanX feature No, it's also part of normal 4chan.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 21:48:16 No.13544745 >>13544734 Didn't /pol/ migrate several times over to the website too? Remember when moot threw his hissy cuck fit at /pol/

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 21:51:03 No.13544756 >>13544745 A vocal minority did. Most of /pol/ couldn't wait for them to leave, and then got pissed because none of them ever actually left, they just constantly start bait threads about race mixing and cuckolding.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 21:52:25 No.13544762 File: 1.56 MB, 983x1073, 184.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13544739 >futa thread about horsecock mg's raping shotas Fuck that.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 21:54:34 No.13544771 >There's an entire thread about Ben Garrison killing monster girls and taking middle names for it. Ok.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 21:54:55 No.13544775 >>13544756 >they just constantly start bait threads about race mixing and cuckolding That's business as usual on /pol/. Next you're gonna tell me /pol/ is a friend of Israel.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 21:55:10 No.13544778 File: 98 KB, 818x479, 1432333390115.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13544739 >futa thread about horsecock mg's

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 21:56:40 No.13544783 >>13544739 >>13544762 >>13544778 Link to this thread? I wanna see some horsecock.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 21:57:25 No.13544789 >>13544739 They also have writefags doing gay, yuri and monsterboys etc. so you gotta dig through some more to find stuff you can read there.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 21:57:25 No.13544790 >>13544783 >>>/out/

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 21:57:32 No.13544792 >>13544775 Just look for the Thai flags, that's what they use.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 21:58:10 No.13544793 >>13544783 Find it yourself sausage junky.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 21:59:14 No.13544797 >>13544790 >>13544793 Just link it, I can't find it.

Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 21:59:48 No.13544799 [DELETED]

>>13544771
>Ben "kill the kakuen" Garrison
>Ben "pummel the pandagirls" Garrison
>Ben "destoying the danuki" Garrison
>Ben "obliterating the ushi-oni" Garrison
>Ben "mowing down the manticores" Garrison
>Ben "choke the cheshire" Garrison
>Ben "wiping out the weresheep" Garrison
>Ben "shooting the succubi" Garrison
>Ben "hang the hellhounds" Garrison
>Ben "incinerate the inari" Garrison
>Ben "crush the kitsune" Garrison
>Ben "vivisect the vampires" Garrison
>Ben "Trashing the Trolls" Garrison
>Ben "annihilate the alraunes" Garrison
>Ben "asphyxiate the anubis" Garrison
>Ben "blowing up the beegirls" Garrison
>Ben "exterminate the echidna" Garrison
>Ben "lacerating the lizardmen" Garrison
>Ben "suffocate the sandworms" Garrison
>Ben "leave no lamias alive" Garrison
>Ben "stab the centaurs" Garrison
>Ben "flatten the fairies" Garrison
>Ben "dismember the dhampir" Garrison
>Ben "decapitate the dark elves" Garrison
>Ben "disembowel the dragons" Garrison
>Ben "bully the blue oni" Garrison
>Ben "wreck the red oni" Garrison
>Ben "string up the cyclops" Garrison
>Ben "clip the wings of those harpy things" Garrison
>Ben "pulverize the pixies" Garrison
>Ben "beat up the batgirls" Garrison
>Ben "Napalm the Nereids" Garrison
>Ben "Lynch all Limoniads" Garrison
>Ben "Negate all Naiads" Garrison
>Ben "Maim the Mermaids" Garrison
>Ben "Pain for Potamids" Garrison
>Ben "Arrest the Orestiads" Garrison
>Ben "smash the slimegirls" Garrison
>Ben "drown the driders" Garrison
>Ben "zap the zombies" Garrison
>Ben "burn the dryads" Garrison
>Ben "assassinate the amazon" Garrison
>Ben "Scalp the Alp" Garrison
>Ben "Monster Mash" Garrison
>Ben "Kill a Matango like an Aryan Django" Garrison
>Ben "Killing the Beastmen is as Easy as Breathin'" Garrison
>Ben "Even a Lilim Couldn't Kill Him" Garrison
>Ben "Kill Gazers with Razors" Garrison
>Ben "Put a Mermaid to the Blade" Garrison
>Ben "In the Nightmares of Nightmares" Garrison

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 22:00:29 No.13544804 >>13544797 Ask there, not here.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 22:00:37 No.13544805 >>13544789 >This deal's getting worse all the time https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WpE_xMRiCLE

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 22:01:00 No.13544809 >>13544797 >Linking horsecock in /mgg/ This smells like a trap.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 22:01:25 No.13544810 >>13544797 Not our problem

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 22:04:43 No.13544822 File: 1.67 MB, 1298x1300, 1398317769834.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >"Hey Anon, why are you still arguing about anime imageboards? Wouldn't you rather party with me? I brought the beer and fireworks!"

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 22:05:07 No.13544824 >>13544572 So she just happens to be an incredibly lewd kiki? We can deal with this after we give her more medical attention. (And by deal with it I mean lovingly impregnate.)

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 22:05:26 No.13544826 >>13544822 >Two beers Where's the rest?

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 22:05:55 No.13544827 >>13544822 I don't drink alcohol and I hate loud noises.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 22:06:54 No.13544831 >>13544822 >Japanese beer No.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 22:07:45 No.13544836 >>13544822 No, thanks. Not a fan of fireworks.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 22:07:46 No.13544837 >>13544548 lol calm down. its because he keeps getting banned by newfag janitors for making stories. anyways it was going to happen since there nicer to their content creators.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 22:08:50 No.13544841 >>13544822 I don't drink beer, and any fireworks sold in Japan are pussy shit that isn't worth my time.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 22:09:10 No.13544843 >>13544822 I don't party with the arch demon of greed, babe. I'd rather make it a date. Now help me collect the wood for the campfire after the sun goes down and a bucket and flashlight for when the crabs come up at high tide.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 22:09:35 No.13544844 >>13544837 >he keeps getting banned by newfag janitors for making stories This sounds hilarious, but why though?

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 22:10:02 No.13544847 >>13544824 >So she just happens to be an incredibly lewd kiki? Seriously anon?

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 22:10:04 No.13544848 >go to /monster/ >finds thread watcher >can't find thread watcher Shit site.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 22:10:31 No.13544852 >>13544837 This sounds like a lie. Like some proof if you got it. He just posted here like a month ago.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 22:11:10 No.13544854 File: 1.07 MB, 1024x1280, comi__52_by_p01ntless-d8uki35.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >PURPLE IS MY FAVORITE COLOR

Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 22:11:21 No.13544855
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>>13544572
>She remains there for a while longer, content in resting and enjoying your scent a while longer. You on the other hand take the opportunity to sneak back to the relative safety of your room

>As you fall asleep you hear her voice once more, only this time it sounds raunchy and unrefined as she brings herself to orgasm

>When you wake up the sun is far in the sky and you feel somewhat sluggish. You wander into the living room with cautious optimism and are rewarded by the sight of the kikimora's angelic face as she sleeps on the couch

>Her leg is raised like you left it, and the icebag has long melted but remains pasted to her ankle. For a second you wonder if maybe you weren't dreaming yesterday.

>That's what you hope until you see the tiny bit of white fabric sticking out from beneath the couch

>You approach slowly and crouch to pick it up. Sure enough, it's the old underwear that she used to get herself off yesterday

>"M-Master?" Her eyes flutter open as she comes to. Her voice is calm once more and her lithe hands slowly rise to graze your cheek as if to check that you're actually real

>In a single movement you push the underwear back beneath the couch before turning back to her, her hand still slowly pasing over your face

>"You're quite a bit more touchy today, aren't you?" You smile as best you can trying to keep her calm. Her eyes slowly open up until realization strikes her like a hammer

>Her hand retreats at once she holds it as if you were made of lava. A look of confusion comes across her face which quickly morphs into anxiety

>"My sincere apologies, master." She struggles to sit herself up on the couch and straightening out her white shirt and boxers. "My actions were most unbecoming and I hope you can find it in yourself to forgive me."

>"It's not a problem." You retort. She opens her mouth to speak but quickly turns away as if doubting her reply

>"In any case, what plans do you have for today, master?"

What are you planning?

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 22:12:23 No.13544857 >>13544844 Because his stories are often incoherent drunk rambles that could easily be mistaken for rampant shitposting if you're not in the know? even if you are in the know

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 22:12:43 No.13544858 >>13544682 gore,scat, monsterboys is allowed on /chaos/ only.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 22:13:53 No.13544861 >>13544854 I'd say Brown is mine. >>13544855 I don't really have any plans, for now I'd say I should stay at home and relax, while taking care of the Kiki's ankle and trying to get to know her a bit better.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 22:14:36 No.13544865 >>13544855 Doctor, then ask her to do the laundry. Make sure to cum in your dirty underwear before tossing it in the basket.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 22:16:18 No.13544872 >>13544854 The fuck

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 22:16:25 No.13544873 >>13544855 Take her to a doctor, while wondering what happened to her.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 22:16:50 No.13544874 >>13544855 Princess carry to hospital and relax at home afterwords.

Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 22:17:56 No.13544881

>>13544855
>"M-Master?" Her eyes flutter open as she comes to. Her voice is calm once more and her lithe hands slowly rise to graze your cheek as if to check that you're actually real

Is she... is she surprised that she's not been left alone after an entire day? That's both cute and sad.

As for plans, go make breakfast. If she insist in help you, let her do so. Then give her some actual clothes, a pair of jeans and a jacket that don't fit you anymore maybe, and then take her to a doctor.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 22:18:05 No.13544883 >>13544855 >>13544611

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 22:19:23 No.13544887 >>13544855 Make breakfast then take her to the doctor.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 22:20:03 No.13544893 >>13544872 How would you guys feel if I told you that commission is actually a Five Nights at Freddy's fanart?

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 22:22:01 No.13544901 >>13544893 The Purple Man? OH WHAT THE FUCK

Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 22:22:10 No.13544903

>>13544762
>>13544739
go over there and check out this thread. thats where the shitpost derail with the futa horse started.

>>>27190

which was unrelated with the thread theme. so it got deleted anyways its not allowed on that board. from what it says on the meta thread rule change on chaos.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 22:23:01 No.13544906 >>13544893 I would feel disbelief

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 22:23:28 No.13544907 >>13544881 It's probably just the first time in her life that she's ever been given any decent treatment whatsoever. It must feel literally unreal to her.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 22:23:36 No.13544908 >>13544893 I don't know what's that

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 22:24:04 No.13544910 >>13544893 I don't believe you

Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 22:25:12 No.13544918

>>13544906
>>13544910
You'd better believe it. That's a character from FNAF's. >>13544901

Since .less is drawing crossover romance now, what MGE crossover can we expect next? Apophis riding a Pony in a sexual manner?

>>13544908
Originally a horror game made by a Christian guy, Furries found it.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 22:25:12 No.13544919 >>13544893 Oh

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 22:26:50 No.13544925 >>13544918 >Furries found it Oh well, nothing to see here

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 22:28:12 No.13544932 File: 28 KB, 331x311, 1426985369513.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13544918 >game made by a Christian guy, Furries found it. Oh god the poor bastard, I can see now why he made each sequel's animatronics more and more monstrous now.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 22:30:42 No.13544937 File: 371 KB, 606x777, Jinko_by_wizard_898.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >mfw no cute, stoic, slav jinko to buy from the russian black market.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 22:32:12 No.13544939 >>13544937 >buy from the russian black market >Supporting trafficking of living creatures Yeah, you don't deserve one either.

Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 22:33:46 No.13544942

>>13544855
Well, I don't know if we as the MC have any obligations or already laid out plans, but if you're asking then I guess we don't, really. I say we dedicate the whole day to the kiki. We make breakfast for us, take her to the doctor if necessary, and then when we're home, we can choose to relax. Maybe we'd play some vidya, put a VR headset on the kiki and tease her a bit, read a story or two together (heartwarming healing stories, of course), and other low physical activity activities. Force her to comply, as her master, if she tries to object, because she's not doing anything with her hurt foot, and you want to get to know her more yourself.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 22:36:00 No.13544945 >>13544939 It's ok. She willingly sold herself so that she could get shipped to the New World for free and find a good husband there. The russian mafia is run by jinkos after all.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 22:37:10 No.13544950 >>13544939 They put THEMSELVES on the market, anon. Haven't you seen the adverts? Russian girls are desperate to get a Western husband! A banner told me, so it must be true.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 22:39:25 No.13544956 >>13544932 That hasn't stopped a thing. Degenerates can't be stopped that easily.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 22:40:02 No.13544958 File: 98 KB, 658x335, 1432427820565-0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13544956

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 22:41:43 No.13544961 >>13544893 >Commissions Time to blow some money away for Crow Love, where do I sign up?

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 22:42:43 No.13544964 You knew that you would got raped http://a.pomf.se/oczfka.webm

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 22:43:54 No.13544970 >>13544964 >That moment when the flashlight goes out and you can only see her eyes That gave me the spooks

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 22:45:17 No.13544975 File: 218 KB, 480x270, 1432153592917.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13544964 I love fear boners so much

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 22:45:23 No.13544976 >>13544964 Good evening, scareboner

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 22:45:32 No.13544977 >>13544822 I hate alcohol, but if you lay down I can lick your abs for hours on end.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 22:45:37 No.13544978 >>13544964 Mein Gott, was she prancing towards the viewer? That's fucking hilarious.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 22:46:13 No.13544982 >>13544964 I thought she was eating that guy at first. On a different not, what in the fuck is this?

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 22:46:15 No.13544984 >>13544964 Is there a context for that? Or actually a source? Other than using SFM, the animation looks pretty solid.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 22:46:40 No.13544986 File: 46 KB, 588x588, tengu.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13544961 Or you can just play latest DoA

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 22:46:52 No.13544989 >>13544964 I want more of this. Much more.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 22:47:09 No.13544991 >>13544964 The fuck

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 22:47:25 No.13544992 >>13544964 That's pretty cool.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 22:47:47 No.13544994 >>13544956 We know that first hand don't we.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 22:47:58 No.13544995 >>13544872 >>13544854 http://drawchan.net/dc/arena/res/34334.html#34355

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 22:48:36 No.13544996 >>13544986 I could but crow tengus need much more love. Especially in this thread. I'm bad at fighting games anyways.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 22:50:19 No.13545010 >>13544986 What number are they up to now anyway?

Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 22:52:46 No.13545023
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>>13544855
>You make breakfast for the two of you, she whined and insisted that her ankle had healed enough to let her handle standing on it, but you ordered her to sit and she soon turned quiet, although still quite unhappy about the situation.

>Afterwards she attempted twice more to convince you to let her do some chores. You gave her permission to wash the dishes as long as she remained seated in a chair and her face lit up with joy at the prospect.

>Meanwhile you cleaned yourself up and got ready to take her to the doctor. More than just the ankle, her entire body looked as if it had suffered some pretty terrible trauma that required looking after.

>"Master! I'm done!" Her voice rang from the kitchen just as you finished getting ready to take her out. She grinned gleefully as you entered the kitchen and presented the cleaned dishes all spotlessly drying in the rack before lowering her head in your direction

>It seemed a weird thing to do until her hand reached out for yours and slowly guided it towards her hair. The dots connected and you thoroughly patted her head as firmly as you could

>Her expression as you rubbed was one of surprise that quickly melted into supreme satisfaction. When your hand stopped and lifted away she chased after it before regaining her composure and straightening out her hair.

>"You did a good job." You congratulated her which drew out a hopeful "you really think so, master?"

>You spent several minutess assuring her that you had never gazed at such beautifully cleaned dishes and with every compliment and comment of praise her smile grew just a tiny bit more. By the end she positively beamed at you with pride unlike anything you had seen before.

>Taking the chance, you explained that you were thinking about taking her to the doctor. The expected coldness was there as she immediately looked downwards, but she also grabbed your sleeve and whispered in a barely audible voice "If master''s there, then I can bear it, maybe."

1/?

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 22:53:21 No.13545025 >>13544995 >some guys OC is just Papa Nier in baseball player attire >.Less' OC is there for whatever reason >NEPHILIM Is this where artists go to mingle with their OC characters or something?

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 22:55:42 No.13545033 >>13545023 I've been pasting this in a bin. If you haven't done it yourself already, what are you going to title this?

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 22:55:47 No.13545034 File: 1.45 MB, 500x180, 36.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13544996 Git gud. Also fap to Aya >>13545010 5

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 22:55:55 No.13545037 >>13545025 >.Less' OC is there for whatever reason He was fighting there. Seems like there is still an ongoing fight.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 22:56:31 No.13545039 >>13545037 So there's a war brewing with .Less over there? Details

Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 22:56:33 No.13545040
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>>13545023
I'm going to stop here for the night since I'm getting pretty tired and need to be awake early in the morning.

Whenever anyone wants to continue just comment for me at any point in the afternoon tomorrow.

>>13545033
I haven't thought about that, just title it whatever seems appropriate.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 22:57:39 No.13545045 >>13545040 Alright anon, good night.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 22:57:41 No.13545046 File: 481 KB, 1005x484, 1432522661285.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13545034 Aya ain't good enough.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 22:57:50 No.13545047 >>13544975 Worship your goddess!

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 22:57:51 No.13545048 >>13545025 >>13545039 Slow down everybody. It was for a tournament. It was pretty sucky.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 22:58:02 No.13545050 >>13545039 Go browse /arena/

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 22:59:01 No.13545052 >>13544986 I would buy it, but I don't own a PS3 or PS4, and the PC port is utter shit from what I hear.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 22:59:35 No.13545055 >>13545040 >Whenever anyone wants to continue just comment for me at any point in the afternoon tomorrow Just continue whenever you get the chance, friend. You've done pretty well so far.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 22:59:38 No.13545056 >>13544958 >lawl for kids God I feel old.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 22:59:38 No.13545057 >>13545040 http://pastebin.com/5M7rRwAQ

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 22:59:41 No.13545058 >>13545048 Damn. Thought I could get some dirt

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 23:00:01 No.13545059 >>13545048 Honestly, most of the designs/artwork weren't that bad. Betty looks like a qt.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 23:00:08 No.13545060 >>13544995 This is the most autistic thing I've seen in a while.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 23:00:28 No.13545061 >>13545040 Night, mang.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 23:01:38 No.13545065 >>13545059 I meant the pacing of the fights. Most had very lackluster writing. >>13545060 You browse /jp/. I'm CERTAIN you've seen worse.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 23:02:06 No.13545069 >>13545023 >>13544855 >>13544572 >>13544306 >>13544298 >>13544132 >>13543943 >>13543756 Why does story seem so familiar to me. It feels almost like I'm getting deja vu, but not quite.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 23:02:12 No.13545071 >>13545060 More autistic than this thread? I dont think so

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 23:03:02 No.13545074 >>13545065 >You browse /jp/ >Implying most of the people here even look at the rest of /jp/ Very few people in these threads are /jp/ natives.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 23:03:12 No.13545075 >>13545065 >Most had very lackluster writing. There is no writing. Two drawfags are given two weeks to beat the hell out of each other and the judges pick who ever proceeds to the next round.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 23:03:24 No.13545076 >>13544995 Reminds me of http://danluvisiart.deviantart.com/art/LMS-HEX-178886965

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 23:03:41 No.13545079 You were invited to relax in bath house near your home. That place has a strange name: Vulpes Aquae. gfycat com/ZanyDelectableKouprey

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 23:03:45 No.13545080 >>13545069 Clearly you must be going crazy. Even the Cheshire's are afraid

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 23:04:15 No.13545082 File: 462 KB, 494x1717, 1432206920511.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13545060 >>13545065 >>13545074 That's not Autistic, this is real autism.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 23:05:12 No.13545086 >>13545079 Dante looks unconfortable there.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 23:05:31 No.13545088 >>13545079 That looks awful.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 23:05:57 No.13545090 >>13545079 Anon please.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 23:07:43 No.13545097 http://drawchan.net/dc/arena/res/29194.html Something cat and fish. But who cares damn this is cute

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 23:10:26 No.13545104 >>13545082 The guy from /sp/ who stalked some tripfag for few years was funny

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 23:10:42 No.13545106 >>13545069 If you think about it a little more you will realize where it is from.

Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 23:11:55 No.13545108
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>>13545023
>>13544937
>Mfw no scarred, cute, stoic, traumatized slav jinko meido to buy from the Russian black market and heal with love and care only a Master can give.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 23:12:33 No.13545109 >>13545106 Chobits?

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 23:13:17 No.13545113 Bromont is running a new CYOA on /monster/ RIGHT THIS VERY MINUTE! And the ancient one has the temerity to complain about board slowness. You could run it here, you old turncoat.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 23:13:34 No.13545114 >>13544370 >You'll never play tag or hide-and-seek with Wurmzilla >Because last time she wrecked a city while seeking >You were even in plain sight the whole time

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 23:14:10 No.13545115 >>13545080 >Even the Cheshire's are afraid Is that supposed to be a bad thing? >>13545106 I still don't get it.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 23:14:37 No.13545117 >>13545113 Fuck off with this shit, we already talked about it and decided nobody cares.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 23:15:27 No.13545118 >>13545097 >>13545113 Alright guys, you can stop bringing up stuff from other sites now.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 23:15:35 No.13545120 >>13545115 Chishe's are borderline insane. When a Cheshire is afraid of someone going insane, becomming even more insane then them, it's a sign that you've transcended

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 23:15:49 No.13545121 >>13545113 Fuck off, Bromont.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 23:16:19 No.13545126 >>13545117 Not him, but I care. Bromont is my friend, he never oppressed me.

Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 23:17:56 No.13545130

>>13545114
>One time she hides in the middle of the street, covering her eyes and giggling.
>Every time someone asks her what she's doing she just replies that shes hiding and pretending to be a bus.
>To help this she's had people ride on her as she goes about town.
>She almost takes them to the correct location.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 23:18:00 No.13545132 >>13545117 Somebody said that he posts over there, but the guy only surfaces like once in a blue moon normally. Him starting a story in like the last hour is a different piece of news.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 23:19:10 No.13545140 >>13545113 Too lazy to find for the thread.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 23:19:35 No.13545142 >>13545117 >we Kek >>13545113 Thanks

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 23:20:21 No.13545147 >>13545113 Fuck off

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 23:20:52 No.13545151 >All this shitty shilling of other sites Good lord.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 23:20:58 No.13545153 >>13545120 What's wrong with insanity?

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 23:22:29 No.13545159 I'm new here. Why should I care about this Bromont guy? Why does everybody worship him?

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 23:23:40 No.13545166 >>13545159 He was one of the founding writefags of monstergirl threads on /a/ He was one of my inspirations along with monstergirl crossing and yananon.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 23:23:46 No.13545167 >>13545159 Time to lurk.

Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 23:24:09 No.13545171

you guys do know that mods sometimes run damage control when they risk losing their userbase. so they rev up the vitrolic rage and rile up the useful retards here.

anyways announcing MUH allegiance is reddit tier retarted, just enjoy your threads and stop talking about the things you hate. post more cute monstergirls.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 23:24:29 No.13545176 >>13545159 An Elder-God Writefag. He's bretty gud and funny. >>13545166 I'm honestly surprised people remember MGC and Yananon. I thought they were forgotten relics.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 23:25:19 No.13545178 >>13545130 God damn, I just wanna play games with Wurmzilla all day and reward her with the ice cream section of a grocery story when she does something good.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 23:25:27 No.13545179 >>13545120 I want to become even more insane than a Chesire just to wipe that smug off her face and replace it with an expression of fear.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 23:25:42 No.13545182 >>13545159 He's the oldest MG writefag still in existence, a drunken dinosaur from the days of Monster Girl Crossing and /tg/ monstergirl threads before the /a/ days.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 23:26:28 No.13545189 >>13545176 They're certainly not forgotten. It feels like it was just yesterday when we were writing those stories.

Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 23:26:42 No.13545191

>>13545159
He's an old writefag from the /a/ days that occasionally pops in these threads and apparently also moonlights in the /monster/ board too.
Evidently the fact that he wants to contribute to other communities makes people salty, so it'll probably be the hot topic for shitposters for a while.

Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 23:26:51 No.13545193

>>13545176
Well at this point I've become a forgotten relic too, and I was the one inspired by them.

These threads are pretty low-key and I don't expect them to grow anymore.

Now all that's left is to enjoy the slow comfort of days passing by each the same as the last. The peaceful silence as one by one they leave and leave us behind.

It's just the way it's meant to be.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 23:26:54 No.13545194 >>13545159 He is the oldest monster girl writer who did it before MGE was created

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 23:28:17 No.13545198 >>13545193 See, this is the kind of melancholic atmosphere I want, for a change.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 23:28:38 No.13545202 >>13545193 >Now all that's left is to enjoy the slow comfort of days passing by each the same as the last. The peaceful silence as one by one they leave and leave us behind. Huh. That's quite something to think about.

Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 23:29:55 No.13545207

>>13545193
>>13545198
>>13545202
I would love if these threads became slow and peaceful recollections, like a dying old man, living his last few days in a log cabin, reflecting on his life, and life itself. Calm, relaxed, thoughtful, and peaceful until the day a thread falls off without reaching bump limit.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 23:30:53 No.13545209 >>13545207 What would the last post be?

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 23:30:56 No.13545210 >>13545193 And soon, these threads will become nothing but a myth. A memory of long past A Dark HistoryI-I'm not watching Turn A or anything, shut up

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 23:31:31 No.13545212 >>13545209 Horsepussy a shit

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 23:32:01 No.13545214 >>13545209 >"I want to hold dying Chubby Alp Senpai's hand and kiss her goodnight one final time!" >"Fuck you faggot. Anyways, Snake Cloaca is better than Horse Pussy."

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 23:32:05 No.13545215 >>13545209 Futacat

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 23:32:19 No.13545217 >>13545209 Ayy lmao

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 23:32:27 No.13545218 >>13545212 >Implying it wouldn't be the final conclusion of the great Fluff vs Scale war

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 23:32:58 No.13545220 File: 1002 KB, 500x281, 1428944328952.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Purring cat women.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 23:34:23 No.13545224 >>13545209 >tfw a lamia will never coil her tail around you

Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 23:34:37 No.13545227

>>13545207
Just post the See you Space Cowboy comic already and be done with it.

This stuff isn't dying. We're in the nascent stages of the monstergirl phenomenon, like the resurgence of Zombies starting around 2004 before they wormed their way into everything.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 23:34:45 No.13545228 >>13545207 The day these threads die will be the day I story writing and leave this place forever, and I'll be finally reduced to a man with nothing else to do in his life but work everyday.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 23:34:45 No.13545229 >>13545220 On my dick.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 23:35:59 No.13545237 >>13545076 I saw that just a little while ago. nice.

Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 23:37:22 No.13545245

>>13545227
>resurgence of Zombies

Yeah, look how the genre in general is now. Complete utter shit that's been milked by every modern publisher and videogame developer. It's been redone to hell and back, and simplified for the general public, and isn't even interesting anymore.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 23:37:49 No.13545247 >>13545229 That can be arranged. Take a trip to the Cat Kingdom. Your wife's not invited though.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 23:41:51 No.13545259 >>13545245 As opposed to it being mostly b-movie schlock before? Besides, it's just a reflection of what things will be ten years from now. That's a long ways away yet.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 23:47:49 No.13545278 >>13545245 Hopefully monster girls will never get the same abusive treatment as the undead hoards did. I find it hard to say they will due to almost no one enjoying the wonders of Futacat.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 23:48:18 No.13545280 >>13545247 Not everyone is as slutty as a human girl anon.

Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 23:49:04 No.13545282
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>>13545227
> We're in the nascent stages of the monstergirl phenomenon
I'm truly scared. I know centaurs and satyrs are more accepted in Western stuff because of the affinity with the collection of sick perverts known as the ancient Greeks, but what about the rest?

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 23:50:49 No.13545287 >>13545282 It'll never happen. Not if the moral guardians have anything to say about it. Hell, aren't mermaids and centaurs illegal in Georgia or something?

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 23:51:41 No.13545291 >>13545282 >Just centaurs and satyrs Lamias are greek So are harpies A good bulk of MG 101 is from old mythos

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 23:53:43 No.13545294 >>13545291 I'm referring to how the Japanese use them. The traditional Lamias and Harpies don't look like the animes. Most anime lamias look more like smoother nagas.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 23:58:57 No.13545309 File: 392 KB, 1080x1920, Ilassa.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Last one for today.

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 23:59:32 No.13545310 >>13545309 Loen, you're too good for us

>>	Anonymous Sun, May 24, 2015 23:59:46 No.13545311 File: 54 KB, 575x500, Topsell-91.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13545294 This is a 17th century depiction of the Greek Lamia. Sure doesn't look like Miia.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 00:01:07 No.13545316 >>13545311 Grab yer pitchforks mates, it's a futa!

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 00:01:09 No.13545317 >>13545309 Have you been experimenting with a different style?

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 00:01:36 No.13545322 >>13545309 >Drew ELH's Monster Girl-sona Loen pls, you're better than this.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 00:01:44 No.13545323 >>13545316 That's the first thing that caught your eye?

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 00:02:16 No.13545327 >>13545311 That is however what the DnD lamia looks like. Her representation is about split between that and the snake version depending on the temples you look at.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 00:02:50 No.13545329 >>13545317 Loen said a while back that he was changing his style. You know, like how everyone's been going on spirit quests, so was he

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 00:02:52 No.13545330 I'm honestly surprised no one has tried doing a monster girl version of this (at least the poster) with the love of Nazis Canines.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 00:02:54 No.13545332 >>13545323 No, but it's not exactly hidden. It's so pointy...

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 00:04:21 No.13545334 File: 476 KB, 1048x1600, Ilsa_she_wolf_of_ss_poster_02.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13545330 Shit, forgot the poster. If you do Harem Keeper of the Oil Sheikhs you get Aphosis's. the Tigress of Siberia you get Jinkos.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 00:05:01 No.13545338 >>13545332 Sit down son, I'm going to tell you something that might blow your mind Back then, in the long distant bast, most, if not all monsters were made to kill

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 00:05:53 No.13545341 >>13545338 You mean in the before times?

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 00:06:10 No.13545342 File: 13 KB, 252x276, 1431833280100.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13545334 >dat jaw

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 00:07:09 No.13545343 >>13545341 Yes. In a time, before time It was known as the Dark History

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 00:08:11 No.13545345 File: 1.62 MB, 1600x2000, Heil wan.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13545334 >>13545330 We can only wait anon

Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 00:08:47 No.13545346
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>>13545334
Screw that. If I made a story/character based on that stuff, it would be patterned after Rex Steele: Nazi Smasher. And it would have lots of Space Mutiny-based name puns...so many.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 00:09:01 No.13545347 >>13545343 Thank god we're past that. I could imagine how shitty life was back then.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 00:09:14 No.13545348 >>13545023 I'd like to find out who hurt her

Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 00:09:22 No.13545349

>>13545317
I am, pretty much this >>13545329
Still not completely happy about my eyes and hair, trying to find out alternative ways without it beeing completely different. Of course these are just sketchs, the actual thing will look more Loen-ish with proper lines.
>>13545322
Long ago he asked for it and I never started. And he asked nicely for it so, I dont really mind. Now that I have the chance at least I can do a lineart.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 00:09:41 No.13545352 >>13545345 I think this may be the greatest peice of artwork .Less has ever churned And I'm not saying that because I like girls in uniform. Nope. No sir. Has nothing to do with it at all

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 00:10:15 No.13545354 >>13545345 I want to pet her tail!

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 00:10:58 No.13545355 >>13545345 why does he use so much chromatic aberration? Looks like fucking bloodborne.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 00:11:27 No.13545358 >>13545345 I want to do intimate consensual things with her for the sole purpose of marriage.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 00:11:55 No.13545360 >>13545343 Alp, I know you're excited watching your brown alps over there in Turn A, but take it down a notch. Or at least reference based Corin Nander

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 00:13:09 No.13545362 >>13545349 >Long ago >Most would probably forget >Or brush it off >But instead you remembered and followed through Loen, why are you so humble? How can one artist be so based?

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 00:13:49 No.13545363 >>13545360 >Brown alps Those sound blissful, I want to dick one

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 00:14:22 No.13545366 >>13545360 >Corin >Based I'm not even Alp and I'm biting my lip trying to restrain myself from calling you out on your absolute shit_ taste Harry is based, what are you talking about?

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 00:14:34 No.13545367 File: 700 KB, 707x1000, e195993303f15057148dc47edf646a6f.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13545345 Can't wait to smash animal-fascists with some elves.

Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 00:19:14 No.13545377

>>13545367
>Kitsune commissar of the glorious Reich catches Anon raping an Elf his unit took prisoner
>"Anon! Explain yourself!"
>"Breeding more soldiers for the war effort, ma'am! Would you like to do your part?"
>"Anon how is making more Elves supposed to help us?"
>"...Is that a no, ma'am?"
>"I didn't say that"

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 00:19:43 No.13545379 >>13545366 >Harry is based My nigga, best Char clone.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 00:20:10 No.13545383 >>13545366 >Not liking freezer-burned ancient grunts He's more relevant to the conversation on history than talking about some Char clone even if he's the best Char clone

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 00:21:06 No.13545386 >>13545377 >Canine Reich >commissar The fuck are you drinking?

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 00:22:37 No.13545391 >>13545386 I've been asshole deep in Warhammer all day. I realized what I did almost immediately after posting.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 00:23:01 No.13545394 >>13545379 >>13545383 God why is Turn A so good?

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 00:23:32 No.13545396 >>13545386 CLEARLY A SPY.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 00:25:59 No.13545409 >>13545367 >>13545345 >First Squad with monstergirls and a good director Fund it.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 00:30:39 No.13545419 >>13545394 Koyasu and Tetsu Inada hamming it up.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 00:33:00 No.13545426 >>13541708 For everyone who asked, the original is http://exhentai.org/g/816489/9f95a5e018/ I went to bed after I posted it.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 00:33:33 No.13545428 Which color of Slimegirl is the cutest?

Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 00:34:44 No.13545433

You're visited by a very young Nightmare one evening. She claims to be your daughter. According to her, she was conceived by a dream tryst between you and her late mother. You can vaguely remember a strange wet dream from many years ago, but that would mean this happened when you just started puberty. The timid girl isn't saying much else she just looks at you expectantly.

What would you do?

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 00:36:08 No.13545438 >>13545428 I'm a fan of red or the classic green. Pink hues can look nice too.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 00:36:21 No.13545440 >>13545433 Well I'm not going to leave the kid. Welcome her to the family

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 00:36:47 No.13545445 >>13545433 Ultimately, send her back to her mom. Sucks to be both of them but I never asked for this.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 00:37:12 No.13545449 >>13545433 Take her mother to court for dumping this kid on me after all these years.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 00:37:42 No.13545451 >>13545428 Blue all the way mate. >>13545433 Daughterus are always nice, even if they're horsepussy daughterus.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 00:37:47 No.13545452 >>13545445 >>13545449 >late mother >late

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 00:37:52 No.13545453 >>13545426 Lovely.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 00:38:35 No.13545456 File: 272 KB, 550x696, 1415214358655.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13545428 Blue

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 00:38:55 No.13545458 >>13545452 I'm calling her up from behind the veil just so I can sue her.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 00:39:50 No.13545463 >>13545433 Basic cordiality followed by a paternity test followed by a trip to the nearest medium so I can scream at her whore mother. Then I guess I need to get my shit together so I can raise a daughter the size of a horse if I'm actually her dad.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 00:40:04 No.13545467 >>13545451 >>13545456 my niggas

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 00:40:23 No.13545468 File: 42 KB, 500x411, CF0o0SXVAAAc19y.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Fuck, i want to get the Miia on and carry it around with me everywhere

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 00:40:46 No.13545469 >>13545452 I'm digging her corpse up and dragging it to the nearest lich. Not even death can save her from me.

Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 00:40:46 No.13545470

>>13545433
>According to her, she was conceived by a dream tryst between you and her late mother.
>You can vaguely remember a strange wet dream from many years ago, but that would mean this happened when you just started puberty
Unknowingly siring daughterus is my fetish, especially is sleep-rape is involved.

It's also one the very specific reasons I'd get together with a MILF/

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 00:43:15 No.13545481 >>13545426 >Those eyes on page 15 So fucking good. >>13545433 Ah hell. If there is a way to verify her being my daughteru I'll 100% raise her as best I can. Can't just leave my child in the world.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 00:44:19 No.13545485 >>13545354 >Petting Hiltraid's tail without her consent No, Anon. Bad.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 00:45:26 No.13545489 >>13545468 Do we have a bigger version of this? I need it for something useful, trust me.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 00:46:08 No.13545492 >>13544064 Just marathoned it. Not what I thought it would be from the gif, but adorable none the less. It would be good if she could swap out personalities at will.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 00:47:56 No.13545502 >>13545485 Aw. I would've asked.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 00:48:20 No.13545504 >>13545485 Not him, but where are her ears, and why does she have those weird-ass whisker things?

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 00:50:41 No.13545513 >>13545428 metal slime

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 00:50:56 No.13545514 >>13545468 Rachnee, Manako, or Mero for me.

Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 00:52:23 No.13545517
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>It sure is tough fighting all of these monsters, isn't it anon-squire? It's been hard work and I have the fear that some of the monsters we fought were once members of our order who fell. At least we have each other for support. We don't have to worry about temptation, right?

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 00:52:53 No.13545520 >>13545468 Man, I'd love the Lala and Zombie ones.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 00:53:56 No.13545524 >>13545517 Well... actually...

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 00:54:09 No.13545526 >>13545468 What I'd do to get that Zombina or Suu

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 00:54:36 No.13545527 >>13545517 Not at all! Say, you look thirsty.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 00:55:10 No.13545530 >>13545517 Change of plans. I'm quitting the order

Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 00:55:56 No.13545536

>>13545433
>>13545463
>Monster girls genes are so strong they completely override the male's genetic code, so males are never born.
>Monster girls are very similar to almost identical genetic copies of their mothers.
>Paternity tests don't work on monster girls like they do on humans.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 00:56:24 No.13545537 >>13545517 Something about her face puts me off. I'm sure she'd make a great friend. Maybe I could even come to think of her as a sister.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 00:56:46 No.13545539 File: 272 KB, 1252x2570, ImprovingFemalePaladin.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13545517 Thank you for your hard work here please drink this.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 00:57:04 No.13545540 >>13545524 >>13545530 >>13545527 And then she smites you good job dumb anons.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 00:57:40 No.13545543 >>13545536 Then fight magic with magic. I guess that lich is playing double duty today.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 00:58:27 No.13545548 >>13545536 So monster girls can sleep around whenever they want eh? Well I know what I don't want anything to do with now.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 00:58:28 No.13545549 >>13545540 >Smiting someone for quitting the order They didn't even say the reason. That's murder Paladins, I swear

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 00:58:38 No.13545551 >>13545536 Depends on how deep it goes. Daughterus could look like genderflipped versions of their fathers with the imperfections hammered out. Or you could find out by testing their spirit energy signature. Or something.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 00:58:57 No.13545553 >>13545539 >implying it won't end in suicide >>13545517 Her face looks like it's shopped from some 3DPD pic

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 00:59:31 No.13545556 >>13545540 >Smiting someone she trusts for offering her a drink after a battle

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 00:59:51 No.13545558 >>13545540 I guess death is preferable to living a lie in a world where I could actually have what I want.

Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 01:00:04 No.13545559

>>13545517
>Day 95
>The Hunter is still prancing around in some kind of non-powered armor
>She seems to be oblivious to our presence
>Our supply of tubes runs low
>We've sent scouts into the forest to procure more
>This energy called Mamano Mana could prove to be a tremendous power source
>We're feeding it to captive metroids
>Space pirate Tim is handling that
>She has grown some awesome tits

Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 01:00:44 No.13545561

>>13545524
>Please, I know it's been a long day. Let me set up camp for the night before we talk. Two separate bedrolls as usual.
>>13545527
Anon-squire, where did you get that funny looking flask. If I didn't know any better, I would swear it looked like something our enemies would drink from. I'll stick with the deer-skin I filled this morning, there's still plenty of water in it.
>>13545530
Anon-Squire, I know it's been a long day and we often say things we don't mean. Let me get our order approved gruel going with a dash of the local chapel's dry pepper for some flavor. Chapel pepper, these fellows are so earthly!

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 01:01:02 No.13545563 >>13545517 What if I were a spy for the monsters, who is only going only with you so I can gather intel and lead you into a trap? Would you hate me?

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 01:01:35 No.13545566 >>13545517 Reminds me of Sarah Lyons.

Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 01:01:38 No.13545567

>>13545433
Go to lich, dig up the corpse, she can be a fuckin' skeleton horsepussy for all I care, had the daughter back, and just look severely disappointed at the failure of a mother who thought she could go getting pregnant without even a word to me, die, and leave me with her ill begotten fruit. Then walk away and let her shoulder the bill.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 01:01:54 No.13545569 >>13545504 Ears are in the hat and the whiskers are there because that is how .less do

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 01:03:04 No.13545572 >>13545569 >the whiskers are there because that is how .less do He's a big LoLfag isn't he.

Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 01:03:38 No.13545577

>>13545563
>What could you tell your order? I should call it a disorder because of how bad our enemies are at organizing. Anyway, what could you tell them? How we both pray to the gods who defend man? How we mourn those who have fallen and pray that the Goddess of Judgement makes their suffering only be as long as they truly deserve? If you allow me to be boisterous, I would say they could see how good we are at stopping them.

Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 01:04:35 No.13545579

>>13545561
No. I'm quitting the order. I, uhh
I have fami- no, my mother is super scared of me going out smiting monsters and I don't want to burden her with the thought of getting a letter from the church that her own sun died in battle
I'm a momma's boy, sue me

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 01:05:35 No.13545582 >>13545572 >.Less and co's spirit quest was actually them just taking a break and playing LoL We've got them now

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 01:05:47 No.13545583 >>13545563 >Monsters willingly letting potential husbands travel around with beautiful powerful females just to spy. The whole concept of being a spy for the monsters dosent even make sense.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 01:06:09 No.13545585 >>13545556 Considering the amount of "hurr durr monsterfication time" posts this is the most reasonable response. 95% that it's full of demonic energy

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 01:06:24 No.13545586 >>13545561 >Ignoring the flask with gin in favor of her own supply of water that's been spiked without her knowledge Just as planned. One Succubus waifu, please.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 01:07:21 No.13545592 >>13545583 Once you had monsterpussy, you never go back. Besides, what could she do, rape me?

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 01:07:43 No.13545594 >>13545583 This. They're main reason for not steamrolling everyone currently is "Fucking my hubby and can't be arsed." They've got the military discipline of a squirrel. ]

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 01:08:18 No.13545597 >>13545559 Let it be known that I hereby claim Paladin Samus as my waifu.

Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 01:08:30 No.13545599
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>>13545468
I want a mini/pocket MG that has advanced AI and maybe aerial navigation skills so I can have a cute little companion always at my side, many times perched on my shoulder or my head. You'd be able to have some minimal but meaningful interactions with her at the very least.

This should almost be possible today, with all the drone tech, robotics, and AI becoming more and more advanced.

Or we could also go the way of augmented reality through stuff like Hololens. A physical being is the more attractive option though, if possible.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 01:08:35 No.13545600 >>13545586 >Squire >Being crafty enough to spike a paladins personal water flask good luck with that

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 01:09:04 No.13545601 >>13545585 It really isn't. All the monsterfication items are rare or cost quite a bit of whatever currency they use. A random order squire isn't going to have something like that.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 01:09:07 No.13545602 >Just finish GMing another round of Pathfinder >Frequently imagine them and me going on adventures in a land of monster girls. Oh how I can dream.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 01:09:10 No.13545603 >>13545572 I dunno. I'm still satisfied with it, money well spent if not just for the fap material.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 01:09:47 No.13545605 >>13545597 >Metroid Prime >Third game in series literally has "Corruption" in title Just beware.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 01:10:13 No.13545609 >>13545599 >AI becomming more and more advanced No, let's stick with mini MGs please

Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 01:10:18 No.13545611

>>13543239
>http://pastebin.com/sjF1VaQk
I still don't know entirely how to feel about this whole thing. Everything implied, hazy, never stated, only hinted. A real mysterious story. But the last lines do lead me more towards liking it.

But like or dislike, it still gets a rise.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 01:10:50 No.13545615 >>13545602 There should be a Deruella edit of the 'Dare you enter my magical realm?' image macro.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 01:11:05 No.13545618 >>13545603 >money well spent if not just for the fap material Are you going to write more stuff pertinent to it?

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 01:11:52 No.13545619 >>13545599 >AI becoming more and more advanced. >It's currently barely in the stage of being able to create a retarded devilbug. Not yet, Anon. Not yet.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 01:12:19 No.13545622 >>13545605 >You will never play through the Prime series for the first time ever again I miss the first encounter with Dark Samus

Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 01:13:24 No.13545628

>>13545618

Undecided at this point since I still harbor a low opinion of myself when it comes to writefaggotry. I don't do it entirely for the audience, but at the same time it's kind of hard for me to make fascists sympathetic since everybody will get into a tiff.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 01:13:56 No.13545631 >>13545605 >Implying she wouldn't keep Anon home and use him as a stress release every time she returns home from a mission. >Grabbing him and riding him until his pelvis aches and her womb is filled with his essence.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 01:13:57 No.13545632 >>13543561 Hurray for Anubis. In Desert-commando gear, as befitting an invasion force.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 01:14:39 No.13545637 >>13545628 >it's kind of hard for me to make fascists sympathetic You're not alone. Because it's next to impossible, mostly because fascists are fucking shit.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 01:15:38 No.13545641 >>13545631 That doesn't sound like a good life at all.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 01:16:11 No.13545642 >>13543561 >End of the World scenario I just got back from Mad Max, so now I wanna create a Fortress inside a large mountain plateau, accessible only by a single mechanized lift located within. Complete with gardens and an aquaponics system.

Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 01:16:27 No.13545644

>>13545609
What's wrong with AI?

>>13545619
I'm not talking about the really complicated or sentient stuff. We can just have some simple behaviors. Better AI just helps in the complexity of interactions you can have. Imagine a pet simulator except a bit smarter and more reactive.

Of course, it wouldn't be actually real and there wouldn't actually be any feelings from the mini waifu, but life's built on smoke and mirrors right? Also imagination.

Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 01:16:54 No.13545648

>>13545622
I've never even played 3. Cube was my last Nintendo console. But then I always played the original 3 way more than the newer stuff.

>tfw I got Metroid 2 on sale for $5 right when I got my first handheld, a gameboy color
That plus Pokemon and Link's Awakening got played so much on roadtrips, though I had like fifteen different games. They're still in a box somewhere, probably at my parent's place.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 01:17:03 No.13545649 >>13545644 >What's wrong with AI Everything

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 01:17:23 No.13545651 >>13545628 You could always just scrap it, and write some stuff featuring interactions between Wilhelm and Hiltraid, provided backstory between the two and the House of Wolfkrone is present.

Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 01:18:28 No.13545661

>>13545641
What you don't want a toned, amazon of a woman to ride and cuddle you after being away for weeks?
Hanging as close to you as she can before she leaves on another mission?
How she'd try to be the best wife she can to make up for her frequent absences.

>>13545615
Yes, yes I would.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 01:18:34 No.13545663 >>13545642 You actually watched that piece of shit?

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 01:18:41 No.13545665 >>13545642 Fury Road was so fucking good. I didn't even think they made action movies like that anymore. So glad to be proven wrong.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 01:18:55 No.13545668 >>13545644 >Imagine a pet simulator except a bit smarter and more reactive. > life's built on smoke and mirrors right? We should just take a dog's brain and put them in sexy robotic dog-girl bodies. There. Instant waifu that will love you forever.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 01:19:13 No.13545669 >>13545648 You should play 3. It's really fun and a good ending to the Prime Trilogy >Playing Pokemon on road trips So I wasn't the only one

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 01:19:38 No.13545670 >>13545663 It was actually pretty good anon

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 01:19:41 No.13545671 >>13545663 The only thing shit here is your taste.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 01:19:45 No.13545672 >>13545615 >Literally making Druella the Wizzard I approve, she's not shit. She's piss.

Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 01:19:46 No.13545673
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>AI

That reminds me of this old thing. I couldn't find a screencap. So eat your pasta.

>future
>can browse the internet with your mind
>suddenly, get a virus
>it manifests as a succubus
>locks you into your own mind
>sexually harasses you endlessly
>"want to go back to the "real world?" silly anon, this IS the real world"
>"the people back in that fake world never cared about you anyway"
>"a virus? But that would imply I'm bad for you. I'm not mean to my anon, am I?"
>"what a lovely mind you have. Lets stay here, together forever!"
>meanwhile, your body is in a vegetative state
>and, to the discomfort of medical staff looking after you, keeps getting erections/ejaculating
>in the future, a Japanese Hikki writes this being as a program to "infect" his mind with, so he can be happy with her, trapped in his own head for the rest of his life
>but she evolves and runs rampant through the internet
>soon hundreds of thousands of male internet users are comatose, held captive forever by one of many copies of a Yandere techno succubus
>be one of the lucky ones and update your antivirus to guard against her
>it turns out she's working out how to beat it
>you gradually realize in horror that she's slowly infecting your mind
>she shows up in all your dreams, and turns them sexual no matter what they are
>you start seeing her in the corner of your eye every now and then
>one day, you find that you can't wake up
>and she's just sitting on a chair, grinning at you with a look of pure lust in your dream
>"log off"
>a pop up appears in front of your face "MentalSoft has experieSTAYANDPLAYnced an error: It is important that you stIWON'TLETYOULEAVEMEay calm and inform support about your situILOVEYOULOVEYOULOVEYOUation. We hope to get to you urgently

Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 01:20:35 No.13545674

>>13545663
It was fun. Even if I could barely understand what any of the characters were saying.

Also I now have a desire to see more tanned women in various stages of pregnancy dressed in wet, sheer white dresses.

>>13545665
It was very entertaining. And brutal.
And the Guitar Guy has the most metal job ever.
The Gas Baron was fucking disgusting.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 01:21:10 No.13545675 >>13545668 >>13545649 Why do you guys have to be so un-fun.

Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 01:21:22 No.13545678

>>13545661
Nope, I require a pretty good amount of freedom in my life.

That means I want to be on my own doing my own thing without having to worry about a wife or kids, it's probably why I'm going to act like the worst person I can so I don't get husbando'd

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 01:23:28 No.13545687 >>13545678 >being an independent individual in a consensual relationship I think you're in the wrong thread my friend I should know, I am as well.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 01:23:35 No.13545688 File: 80 KB, 620x877, f19353cc174059d2303efb56ebefd11d.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13545675 What's wrong with making a waifu out of your dog? We already turn our waifus into dogs, so why not the inverse?

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 01:23:45 No.13545689 >>13545673 >Being stupid enough to connect your brain to the web They all deserve it.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 01:23:52 No.13545693 >>13545592 Quote from man raped. >Besides, what could she do, rape me? Totally irrelevent to the conversation, just took the chance to amuse myself.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 01:24:02 No.13545694 >>13545675 Nothing good comes from advanced AI

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 01:24:20 No.13545696 >>13545674 >Even if I could barely understand what any of the characters were saying. Didn't help that the wastelanders all had weird ass names. >Dem harem members named Splendid and Cheeto I got most of it though.

Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 01:25:17 No.13545702

>>13545642
>>13545665
>Post apocalyptic world with monstergirls
>An evil warlord rules over the land, keeping human women and lesser monstergirls as slaves, while using the human men as breeding stock and a personal harem.
>She is betrayed by a human man she has under her employ and he escapes with all her men.
>Gathers up her entire army to get them back, including a gun toting anubis, a fat orc in a suit, a mutated siren rocker, and hundreds of crazed skeleton warriors

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 01:25:42 No.13545704 >Knock up a Kikimora with twins >8 months in, she's absolutely rotund >Still determined to carry out her maid duties despite her handicap >Never gets a chance to finish anything since you keep rubbing her belly and she gets too horny to keep going

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 01:27:39 No.13545710 >>13545704 Bueno. I always get a huge boner reading about pregnancy stuff but I dislike pregnant art.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 01:30:02 No.13545719 >>13545651 I dunno, man. The only way I could see myself pulling off chapters is by jacking harblador's format and even then I dunno. Anyway i'm off again on my journey to stop going Hollow for Shanalotte's love

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 01:31:28 No.13545722 >>13545719 Good luck mang.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 01:32:02 No.13545726 >>13545675 >>13545688 >>13545694 Now is the perfect time to once again bring up Bladewolf-Girl.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 01:32:10 No.13545728 >>13545704 >8 months in, she's absolutely rotund Nice, time for abortion I heard someone said Kikimoras absolutely love them

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 01:32:24 No.13545729 >>13545702 >The bullet farmer is a cyclops

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 01:35:38 No.13545737 >>13545722 >>13545722 I don't need luck when love is on my side, and a +3 Mace to make Pursuer-chan fuck off with her clear Mayadere lust for me

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 01:36:28 No.13545742 >>13545702 If this was a movie in a monster girl filled world you can safely bet that most if not all monster girls would bitch like crazy because of the male protagonist.

Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 01:36:58 No.13545743

>>13545704
>The erratic hormones make it so that she's always on edge, on touch away from pouncing you.
>Her knees shake as she does your laundry, the scent driving her wild.
>The mere sight of you gets heart beating and her breath hot.
>And your touch? Enough cause a trickle of need to run down her leg.
>By the time she needs to perform her nightly duties, the kikimora is a shuddering, panting wreck.

Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 01:37:34 No.13545746
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Oh, hey anon! Your just the boyi-.. err man i was looking for, your friend the lizardgirl told me you're a bit low on cash. Well funny enough i am shooting a "movie" soon and i could use someone like you for a very special part, all you have to do is sign this contract.

>slight hand rub

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 01:37:34 No.13545747 >>13545737 But the Pursuer was a normal guy, he wasn't a monster nor was he a girl.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 01:38:45 No.13545749 >>13545747 Stop ruining my fantasy. Pursuer-chan is always going 'CHOTTO! CURSED UNDEAD YOU THOUGHT YOU COULD DODGE OUT OF MY ATTACKS!?' with the Hollows going 'SU DAYO'

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 01:39:27 No.13545752 >>13545743 I dislike pregnancy, a lot, but that sounds pretty cool. >>13545746 No, you fuck off. I know the sorts you work with.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 01:39:57 No.13545755 >>13545746 >Sign it Ya came to the right slut, lady.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 01:40:08 No.13545756 >>13545749 Fuck your fantasy, Pursuer is a goddamn guy. So unless you're fine with being chased around by an Alp you better accept it.

Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 01:40:33 No.13545759
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>>13545746
Sorry ma'am, but I'm already acting in a movie that this gentleman offered me, something about a roaming trader or somesuch.
I'll get in contact with you after filming if you would still be interested in hiring me though, just leave your card with me.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 01:40:36 No.13545760 How would serial public fapper do in MGC? http://zbporn.com/videos/78972/cum-on-girls-in-public-compilation-04-14/

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 01:40:44 No.13545761 >>13545746 A movie? I dunno, I haven't had acting lessons. Who is in it? What's the plot?

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 01:41:39 No.13545766 >>13545746 This is when you either a. read the contract and walk away or b. don't deal with tanuki ever and walk away. After performing action a. or b., proceed to find your lizard girl friend and ask what her motivations were.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 01:41:51 No.13545768 >>13545756 But nobody cared who they were before they put on the armor. He's a big guy

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 01:42:10 No.13545769 >>13545760 MGs could smell an exposed dick from a mile away

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 01:43:03 No.13545775 >>13545769 Yeah maybe if the guy didn't wash properly or something.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 01:43:10 No.13545777 >>13545760 I would imagine one could treat it like a game. See how long you can last without getting husbando'd.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 01:43:43 No.13545778 >>13545759 He wheels and deals with the best of them. >>13545756 >Pursuer Alp being carried by her crow harpy best friend.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 01:43:59 No.13545781 >>13545769 >Go to take a piss >Hear a dozen faces smack against the window despite the curtains being closed

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 01:45:13 No.13545786 >>13545778 >Hatesex with Pursuer Alp and Raime.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 01:45:41 No.13545787 >>13545760 >what happens if you throw a bunch of fish blood in shark infested waters?

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 01:45:59 No.13545789 >>13545778 Drop me here as the Sun shines. I have some dicks to pursue.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 01:46:02 No.13545790 Does anyone know of any good Slime girl stories? I don't think I've seen any so far. I'm still somewhat of a newfag though.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 01:46:26 No.13545793 >>13545746 Of course ma'am, I'll do whatever it takes to make ends meet.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 01:49:54 No.13545804 >>13545786 >Raime and Pursuer each try to out do each other with you. >It eventually ends with them gasping and exhausted on the floor. Try thrusting attacks from behind.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 01:49:58 No.13545805 >>13545790 If you were the newfag asking about Bromont earlier, you should take comfort in the fact that all his modern main stuff falls under Bizarre Slime

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 01:50:30 No.13545808 >>13545790 Try this http://www.thevalkyrie.com/stories/oblimo/iat01.htm#__IAT-Act01-Chapter01-Body

Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 01:51:10 No.13545810

>Your Khornate Kikimoras are beginning to scare you
>They carry vials of blood hanging from a necklace around their necks
>They insist it's your blood, so that they can "always feel the blood god's essence" close to them
>You forced one to hand the vial over and sent it off for testing and it was, indeed, your blood
>You have no wounds anywhere on your body that you can find
>This is vexing
>And a little terrifying
>4 of them are pregnant now though, so at least the number of blood and baby crazy, hyper aggressive Kikimoras has, temporarily, been reduced by a third

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 01:53:42 No.13545823 >>13545810 >at least the number of blood and baby crazy, hyper aggressive Kikimoras has, temporarily, been reduced by a third Wait until they start reproducing exponentially.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 01:54:31 No.13545829 >>13545746 Is this the sick sorta movie where monstergirls get off to dudes working and bringing home a paycheck or simply just fucking them? In a roundabout way, the latter is the same as the first.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 01:55:06 No.13545834 >>13545810 >4 of them are pregnant Oh no. I can't imagine this ending well for him.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 01:58:05 No.13545845 Night Anons, remember to use your waifu's monsterous parts during coitus so she doesn't feel like she's ugly. Tail jobs, paw jobs, full body hugs, aerial sex, you name it. Just be sure to do it. That and not burn down the thread.

Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 01:59:33 No.13545850

On a dark cloudy night you stumble upon an out of place shop sitting where an empty lot had been. There is no sign, but something compels you to enter it's small confines. The shop is full of strange objects, with a tanuki that does not speak when you try to greet her sitting behind the counter at the back of the room. You notice a sign on the wall marked 'rules'.
Only those that have heard of the shop shall find it.
You will never find the shop twice.
Time does not pass in the shop.
You may only take one item from the shop.
Payment will be taken automatically.
You recall a creepypasta you read about just such a place and assume this is a joke based on it, but cannot find any cameras. So you look at what items the shop contains instead.

A black kitsune's tail, hanging from the wall with a gold cap attached to the severed end. When you reach up to stroke it the tail twitches with life.

In a box is a stone sword hilt with glowing magic runes carved into it. Pointing it towards a specific direction causes the glow to become stronger.

A nut resembling a walnut that is wet with what smells like blood that seeps from within. It is contained in a waterproof leather pouch that hangs from the wall.

On a counter sits a sealed bottle of a glowing white liquid. It has the consistency of mercury but weighs no more than the bottle itself.

Which item do you take from the shop?

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 02:01:03 No.13545857 >>13545850 Stone hilt. The others have been interesting, so lets try that now.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 02:01:53 No.13545864 >>13545850 Kitsune tail, apply vigorous brushes once purchased.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 02:03:39 No.13545878 >>13545850 Take the tail

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 02:03:41 No.13545879 >>13545850 The liquid.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 02:03:44 No.13545880 >>13545790 There's this. It's a bit more /d/, but if you like latex, it might be nice. http://pastebin.com/2i2TY1uC

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 02:04:01 No.13545883 File: 313 KB, 2149x2400, eina2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Elves are the lewdest monster girl

Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 02:04:25 No.13545884

>You'll never be forced out of your home by seething waves of corruption, spared monsterization and rape by a hair's breadth, your trusted old, ex-hero butler whom you respect more than your own father the man to save you
>You'll never adventure with him, growing into a fine, hardened man under his tutelage
>You'll never proudly see him off with his human wife, who you'd helped save in a misadventure, who'd grown smitten with the old codger
>You'll never grip his ancient hand on his death bed, and hear him tell you how proud he is, and how he considers you a son
>It'll never suddenly rain as he and his wife pass away within moments of eachother, peacefully of old age
>You'll never promise to teach his own son the way he taught you
>You'll never take him under your wing, an watch over him until you're old, feeble, and drinking beers with death
>He'll never arrive just before death's last visit, a man you're proud of, and see you off into the afterlife

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 02:04:33 No.13545885 >>13545850 >The payment is taken in the form of rape. >All the items get you raped somehow. >The only way to not get raped is raping the tanuki instead. I choose rape.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 02:04:52 No.13545887 >>13545850 Tail.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 02:05:19 No.13545891 >>13545883 I welcome their lewdness and enhance it with my own.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 02:05:48 No.13545895 >>13545850 Take the sword hilt

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 02:06:23 No.13545896 >>13545850 Take the tail and brush it everyday with all my love.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 02:07:29 No.13545902 >>13545850 Sword hilt. At least be able to defend yourself somewhat against the oncoming rape.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 02:09:18 No.13545909 >>13545805 I'm not. >>13545808 Looks good >>13545880 Yes.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 02:10:38 No.13545915 >>13545902 >The hilt animates as soon as you leave the shop flying out of your hands and starts glowing incredibly bright while pointing at your anus.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 02:10:44 No.13545917 >>13545823 >>13545834 Wait until they start mixing their blood into his food.

Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 02:13:12 No.13545927

>>13545915
>It doesn't do anything else other than float around while pointing direcly at your anus.
>You can't find a way to get rid of it.
>To this day the hilt is still there.
>Sometimes you get the feeling that the sword starts shining brighter than normal, but as a soon as you turn around you find it still floating there.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 02:13:31 No.13545930 >>13545917 More like they all collect the blood from their childbirths and incorporate it into a fertility shrine dedicated to siring more followers of the Blood God.

Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 02:20:09 No.13545958

>>13545673
>that pasta
In response, I deny that that would be possible. My antivirus is ever evolving and adapting to the most diverse of digital-biological threats. I've used it for years without getting anything!

>the antivirus somehow develops a mind of its own due to a bug caused by one forgotten "=" in a then quickly patched version of the code
>it takes on the persona of the ideal women you prefer, from the online browsing it observed you do
>this persona subtly appears in your dreams and as a passerby in real life, such that you start desiring this person that you think you don't personally know
>then one day you awake and go about your day, and when you see her, you reach out and call for her
>"So you've finally come around, Master! "
>"I'll take the best care of you and protect you from all those nasty viruses. "
>"So it's only logical that we should be together for ever, and ever, and ever, and ever and ever andever andeverandeverandever..."

1/2

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 02:21:10 No.13545961 File: 74 KB, 800x794, 1396768108231.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >"7 days until mindbreak."

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 02:21:13 No.13545962 >>13545850 >no mystery box dropped

Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 02:21:17 No.13545964

>>13545850
As it seems the most harmless of the items in the shop, you take the tail with you. The disembodied appendage almost seems overjoyed in your hands as it wiggles with life. With the tail in hand, you leave the shop behind. It vanishes as soon as you turn your back, leaving the empty lot behind.
Feeling sorry for the tail, you take it home and give it a good cleaning. Finding a brush is harder, but luckily you have one laying around your mother left when she visited. It's a bit tricky, but you manage to get the long fluffy tail brushed after you've dried it. You start to hear the odd noise, as if someone were whispering far too quietly to you. Tired, you pass it off and go to sleep.
Each day you brush the tail and keep it around you for a longer. You eventually begin to sleep with the tail being used as a pillow. The voice you start to hear from it should disturb you, but it's so soothing you simply cannot. Eventually you begin to have fragmented conversations with the tail. One day, it says it wishes to meet you. You realize it must be the tail's owner, and get the best directions you can from it.
Figuring out how to get the tail through an airport is the easy part, getting the funds and figuring out where the tail wants you to go is harder. But you're compelled to try harder, growing obsessed with carrying out the task. Eventually, you manage to book a cruise to zipangu.
The cruise cannot take your mind off your obsession. You spend the few days it takes to cross the ocean just spoiling it in your cabin. When the ship finally docks, you head right out and pay a fisherman to take you out to the island. He doesn't want to follow you off the boat, but that suits you just fine.
The island is overgrown and seemingly untouched by people. You find the odd statue sitting in the woods and follow it, as moss has made it impossible to find where the stone steps are. It's a hard climb but eventually you find you way to an ancient, decayed shrine gate.
(continued)

Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 02:21:46 No.13545965

>>13545958
>it turns out this wasn't real life and you were still dreaming
>being online always poses a threat for infection due to the nature of multi-neuronetworks and newly developed viruses
>therefore, antivirus-chan did the only thing she could to make sure you, her master, were absolutely safe
>she decided it would be best for you to live completely off the grid, away from real life
>but it couldn't happen without your permission, and she knows you would have treated her behavior as malfunctional so it wouldn't be possible to just ask
>however, a loophole in the system makes it so that permission can be granted by switching input from the brain and to instead receive instructions by implicit desires
>so then the best approach would be to get strongest and more assured response from you, sexual attraction
>"Oh yes Master, I know everything about you. I know exactly what you desire. You don't need real life. I can satisfy all of your needs, so you can always be out of harm's way. "
>"I will always be at your side. I will never betray you. I will always love you. "
>"Let's stay together forever, ok? ~ "
>anon was found to be in a coma state, treated just like all the other victims of the viruses, except no one knew he had something slightly different, something he could easily get out of by simply wanting to
>in the end, anon's physical body died with a grand old smirk on his face
>his brain was moved to a preservation facility and kept alive till the end of time

2/2

I feel like I wasted more time that I should have on writing this.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 02:21:47 No.13545967 >>13545961 >retard anon can't count to six

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 02:22:28 No.13545969 >>13545961 >"You're holding up six fingers you moron" Still cute, would cuddle while she tries to act superior.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 02:23:50 No.13545972 >>13543309 You should do that. You should totally let everyone know how shitty you think his new story is, too!

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 02:25:14 No.13545976 >>13545969 >>13545967 >>13545961 What's happening in 6 days? I don't get it.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 02:25:53 No.13545981 >>13545965 It gives me a redflag boner. Like something you shouldn't want, but do. She's like a paladin girl gone yandere after protecting her squire from so many depraved monsters.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 02:26:33 No.13545984 >>13545965 I think that's a clever idea, having your brain preserved for all eternity. I wonder what outside stimuli it would react to, being in a dreamlike state.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 02:27:04 No.13545986 File: 220 KB, 1000x707, 1401305981524.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13545976 Oh you know.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 02:27:46 No.13545991 >>13545883 Fabric doesn't work that way. What foul elvish sorcery is this?

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 02:27:51 No.13545992 >>13542554 I want to intellectually bully your succubus for pulling that shitty moral relativism card. you fucking heretic.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 02:28:20 No.13545995 >>13545991 MAMONO MANA

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 02:28:30 No.13545996 >>13545992 What are you even talking about?

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 02:28:57 No.13546000 >>13545986 I-I don't. I do like cute ghost girls though.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 02:29:10 No.13546001 >>13545710 Nigger are you me. I don't understand this feeling.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 02:29:45 No.13546002 >>13544739 NOPE.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 02:31:02 No.13546007 >>13545746 Walk away and go slap the lizardgirl for trying to sell me out.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 02:31:51 No.13546009 File: 65 KB, 566x800, 698a6193d47223960b37b7f5191feaf6.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13546000 What about cute, mobile ghost-girls?

Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 02:32:23 No.13546010

>>13545964
There is nothing but forest beyond the gate, but the tail compels you to move through it. You trust it and step forward through the gate and find a grand temple kept in immaculate condition sitting before you. It is of the same design as normal shrines but definitely larger. The voice of the tail calls to you, welcoming you inside.
Drawn into the shrine, you are greeted by a strikingly beautiful kitsune woman. She has ludicrously long black hair, but oddly no tails attached to her body. There is dinner already waiting for you, and the kitsune suggests discussing a trade for the tail you have brought to her.
The food is divine, already making all the trouble and effort worth it. But as you speak she explains how she was sealed in the shrine and her power removed along with all nine of her tails. She wishes to have all of them back, and thinks you would be perfect for the job of helping her. She cannot leave, but you can travel the world outside. In exchange for your effort freeing her, she offers you three things. Herself, all of her power, and everything you desire to take. She already knows you cannot turn her down on her offer at this point. You are hers, you exist to serve her. Nothing else.

Hilt coming next.

Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 02:32:47 No.13546011
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>>13545805
>Guy who pioneered /mgg/ leaves site

Why is everyone leaving this place? Is it really that bad?

Is this thread just going to devolve into constant circle jerks and shitposting between the handful of people left?

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 02:33:05 No.13546013 File: 182 KB, 1000x650, 1401306254734.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13546009 Hoo boy this is too cute. >>13546000 GHOST BOOTY! WOO-WOO!

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 02:35:09 No.13546019 >>13546011 Can do "EVERYONE'S PERSONAL OPINION REGARDLESS OF ALIGNMENT TO VARIOUS MEDIA IS SHIT!"

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 02:35:25 No.13546021 >>13546009 Now I've got the urge to write something about someone trying to watch The Ring on a phone and getting a tiny Sadako. I can't write prose for shit, but I'll try.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 02:35:43 No.13546023 >>13546011 >Guy writes a story for a different community >He's never coming back Holy fuck man, calm down, wait and see if he shows again. Remember, he barely showed up as it was, he might just reappear in a week or so, give it time.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 02:36:45 No.13546027 >>13546021 We need more cute spirits doing cute vengeance things

Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 02:37:11 No.13546029

>>13545981
Well, this sort of thing happens sometimes in stories. That's what I was going for, but when I was deciding how I wanted to end it, I thought it would maybe good to give it a somewhat happy spin instead of one that's just lustful, or against the MC's beliefs. Therefore I tried to invoke that mood through some less sterile language and through the plot device at the end as this anon mentions.

>>13545984

I imagine either no stimuli, if you want to be safe (since there's some protection going on against incoming signals, thanks to antivirus-chan), or all, in unpredictable ways, since that would mean forcibly modifying or inserting brain signals by harmful measures. The preservation facility however obeys by absolute neuro-security laws and measures to protect against that, so you should be safe.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 02:39:12 No.13546034 >>13546023 If he does expect the shittier people here to call him a traitor and drive him out, due to stupid retards who think that 4chan is a part of their identity like reddit fags would do.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 02:39:41 No.13546035 File: 47 KB, 566x800, 8a14df24c8317f8636378fbfc032c950.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13546013 Ghosts are photogenic! >>13545599 >>13546021 Do it.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 02:40:17 No.13546036 >>13546010 I don't need the brainwashing, a powerful woman like her who's willing to give herself to me is good enough.

Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 02:40:35 No.13546038
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>>13546009
Do you know who you're talking to? I just happen to be one of the major supporters of the mobile-monster-girl-movement. Of course I like mobile ghost-girls.

Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 02:41:40 No.13546043

>>13546021
Go for it, friend. We already have one Onryo story, that I know of, so more couldn't hurt.

>>13546027
Agreed.

>>13546034
>drive him out
Guys been around for so long that I doubt they could drive him out in that way, and the people that like him wouldn't ignore his writing here.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 02:43:08 No.13546048 >>13545958 >>13545965 >preservation facility Im wondering why would such facility exist there's no profit in this i far as i can see.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 02:44:41 No.13546054 >>13546048 But anon, the SCIENCE!

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 02:45:06 No.13546057 >>13546027 >>13546035 >>13546043 Well, with that many encouragements, adorably ineffective murder is a go. I'll probably do it tomorrow, it's 2:45 in the morning here.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 02:46:15 No.13546062 >>13546048 Maybe It's a government service in a far, utopic future? I can see it happening if the method of of preservation becomes cheap enough and society begins accepting it in their reality.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 02:46:37 No.13546063 >>13546057 There better be crying and patronizing headpats

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 02:48:29 No.13546071 >>13546054 >utopic future I could only see this happening if matter replicators will be available to public use.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 02:48:35 No.13546073 >>13545850 I ask the Tanuki to be my bride.

Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 02:49:07 No.13546074

>>13546048
Various reasons and uses. By the way, if you've read Spirit Circle, I'm drawing some inspiration of this idea from that, while it's not exactly the same.

For example, people have extreme value to society, but who weren't able to keep a physical body for whatever reason, would be transferred there. People who had enough money would be able to pay for a spot and live out the rest of their afterlife like they've always wanted to. People who have had their physical bodies lost but who's brains are still alive and functioning normally are transferred there, if no communication can not be established.

Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 02:58:04 No.13546094

>>13546010
You take the hilt with you out of the shop, as it seems the least 'alive' of the objects you could have picked. You exit the shop and leave it far behind, figuring you could sell such an odd object to a lich or something. The shop vanishes when you look away, but you ignore it.
The hilt becomes a paperweight for a while, sitting harmlessly on a desk or beside your bed on the nightstand. The smooth stone is a good stress reliever to stroke with your fingers and you use it for just that.
The stone sparks an interest in carving your own objects, making you pick up the tools and rocks needed for the new hobby. It's rather harmless, you make some shapes to practice before making more complicated designs. After that, you go bigger. Your pieces litter your yard, and eventually they start getting offers from people driving by to buy the sculptures when they aren't outright stolen. The hilt still remains sitting around your home, allowing you to appreciate how unnaturally smooth it is.
When you get a free stone offered to you, the largest you've ever tackled, inspiration strikes. It's slow, careful work but you work your vision out of the quality rock under your fingers a bit at a time. It takes a couple months, using all of your free time, but finally your masterpiece is finished. An gargoyle that would stand at seven feet if she were standing, as regal as a dragon in appearance. Not a detail has been missed, the work even fooling real gargoyles into thinking it is one of their own. You just wish that it really were alive.
(continued)

Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 02:59:14 No.13546097

>>13546094
It's by accident that you find something odd out when you are working with the hilt nearby on another sculpture. When the hilt is pointed toward your gargoyle the glowing gets stronger. You confirm with some testing, and try to find the point where the glow is strongest. When it touches your sculpture, it becomes affixed to the forehead of the mighty statue. It takes all your strength to pull it away, but when you fall onto your ass after you realize a rapier has come with it. It is made of gold with more runes matching the ones in the stone inscribed on it. The hole where it had been in the statue is filled with a dull, blue light that spreads with the cracks moving along her form. For a moment, you lament as you think your masterwork has been ruined. But instead, it's completed.
With a mighty roar, your gargoyle breaks her stone bindings and spreads her wings before you. It takes a few moments for her to orient herself and get the mighty cricks out of her body, but her strong gaze finally lands on you.
At first, she speaks in french, but you quickly inform her you can't understand her. She switches to shaky english instead, still strong and confident. She thanks you for returning her form, and grants you the honor of carving her legions. It turns out she is a queen of sorts, but does not realize how much time has passed since that wizard sealed her soul away. This does not change her plans, you'll spend the rest of your life carving your 'daughters' for her.

That's it for tonight, will be back with more some other time I'm bored.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 03:04:23 No.13546106 Anybody here like Succubi? http://exhentai.org/g/817917/9c35edfc1c/

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 03:04:40 No.13546108 >>13546097 Well, I guess it could have turned out worse. I'm still glad I went with the hourglass first.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 03:05:21 No.13546112 >The stone sparks an interest in carving your own objects <Anon> is taken by a fey mood!

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 03:05:46 No.13546114 >>13546106 Not ones that mindfuck you and kill you, no.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 03:06:28 No.13546116 >>13546106 Yes, but >snuff >vore Fuck that.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 03:06:31 No.13546117 >>13546106 With shit like that I'm sure glad I don't.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 03:07:34 No.13546119 >>13546106 I'm starting to wonder how the tagging system works it won't let me tag "f:lolicon" or even "f:small breast".

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 03:11:19 No.13546134 >>13546106 Those girls are mean-spirited bullies. I wouldn't mind the draining and death if they were loving.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 03:11:59 No.13546138 File: 53 KB, 640x760, c0d8848aa3febca0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >You will never bully your own cute, little mobile-assistant. I have no Shinki, and I must Molest.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 03:13:22 No.13546141 >>13546138 I recall a thread or two ago I asked "Do hard-light AI constructs count as Monster Girls?" The answer was apparently yes.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 03:15:20 No.13546148 File: 144 KB, 1280x720, shinki junkies.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13546138 I already make my Shinki give me hugjobs. Would it be more bully to do that or make her do lewd poses while I fap furiously?

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 03:15:33 No.13546150 >>13546138 Oh god. I want that so bad. Nothing good ever comes from AI, but it would be worth it for the short time we could co-exist. >>13546141 I don't consider them MGs, unless it's magic like with a MG golem, but I really don't care either way.

Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 03:18:52 No.13546159
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welp time for a brain fart!

>You work as a delivery man in a city that co-exists with Mamono
>You go about your rounds, doing your usual work
>One of your locales that you visit is where the undead Mamono live
>Particularly a rather wealthy Wight in her mansion
>She invites you in for some tea and light conversation every so often
>But since you're always so busy you just politely declined
>Today though you decided to take her up on her offer so you made it a point to deliver her item last
>So when she invites you over she's surprised when you agree and is pretty happy about it.
>You enjoy your visit with her but now it's getting late
>She patted you on the shoulder as you were leaving and now you feel utterly exhausted
>The wight catches you as you practically stumble over.
>She embraces you, telling you that you work yourself too hard
>You panic since you have work tomorrow
>But she tells you that it's fine and she'll take care of it.
>When you accuse her she feigns ignorance simply stating that "your fatigue has finally caught up with you."
>You try to get up again but you can't do a thing as she carries you off to her bedroom
>She cuddles you as you slowly fall asleep.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 03:20:50 No.13546162 >>13546106 Hot, but I prefer ones that don't murder you.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 03:20:51 No.13546163 File: 583 KB, 794x1024, 1392355302962.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13545992 Alp wrote a Succubus? Moral relativism card? What?

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 03:22:09 No.13546168 >>13546150 Cortana is an actual personal assistant Microsoft is releasing for Win10, and Mobile Windows 8. It's basically like Microsoft's version of Siri. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YFweSyEQiv0

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 03:22:46 No.13546170 >>13546134 They're succubi. They don't always have to end in death or exist as walking NTR, but something about them should remain predatory and sinister

Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 03:23:48 No.13546178
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>>13545850
>A nut resembling a walnut that is wet with what smells like blood that seeps from within. It is contained in a waterproof leather pouch that hangs from the wall.
I would take the behelit

Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 03:26:35 No.13546184

>>13546159
>Wight using magic on her poor deliveryman
Well, I guess things could be worse. At least it's a lovely undead. Not the most lovely, but lovely.

>>13546168
I was aware of what it was, but you know what I meant. Although, I wasn't aware of how many responses she had.

>>13546178
Oh man. How did I miss that?

Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 03:27:19 No.13546186
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>>13546148
f you're their master they will probably like it, even if they would never, ever admit it. Just remember to congratulate them after a well performed session.

>Those Shinkis living in the sewers.
I just wanted to drop down there and take them all to my house in boxes.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 03:27:41 No.13546187 >>13546170 Himecut vampire is predatory and sinister as hell while also gentle and loving.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 03:28:31 No.13546191 File: 78 KB, 640x720, 1391975901588.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13546170 >predatory and sinister Are you a pervert?

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 03:28:52 No.13546192 File: 593 KB, 964x714, 1392241214358.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13546178 >did nothing wrong Oh you.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 03:30:49 No.13546198 >>13546168 >"What do you think about Bill Gates?" >"I quite literally imagine a world without him." I wonder if she means because she's incapable of imagination, or because she wouldn't exist without him?

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 03:31:10 No.13546199 >>13546159 Good think companies in the MG future have started giving all of their delivery men employees GPS trackers connected to the national security web and the police has become so efficient.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 03:32:19 No.13546203 >>13546198 *quite literally can't I'm an idiot.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 03:32:22 No.13546204 I want to sit a familiar in my lap and scratch her behind her ears before carrying her off to bed for snuggling.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 03:37:23 No.13546224 File: 1.77 MB, 534x300, ryxNFi7.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13546178 >did nothing wrong You just brought piss to a shit fight you little cock!

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 03:38:49 No.13546230 I want to watch a Living Doll teach lewd games to my daughterus!

Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 03:40:30 No.13546239
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Serious question time!

I have been working on MGC guide and found myself wondering about the transportation network.
I think MGC would be very rail centric instead of being car centric, a lot of surface railroads/streetcars/light rail, and a lot of inter suburbans.
I think the auto market would not do too well given the many body types of MGs and feel trains would be better for transp[orting larger Mgs around (Imagine trying to stuff a lamia in a mustang). so by this thinking I feel MGC would have a lot of streetcar lines and railroads like japan/tokyo, stations like every mile, main lines every few miles, loop lines and the like.

What do you guys think?
Or am I over thinking this?

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 03:42:19 No.13546247 >>13546239 Your ideas seem pretty well thought out and I agree with them.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 03:42:28 No.13546248 >>13546239 Yeah, I think rail stuff would work better for a MG city.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 03:42:42 No.13546250 >>13546239 Personally I'd go with something like Chicago, an ample amount of rail and buses but you still have taxi's and regular cars. There are still quite a few human sized MGs.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 03:43:09 No.13546252 >>13546239 It sounds logical to me.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 03:47:06 No.13546263 Fuck, Loen left. I wanted to request SOMETHING from one of those guys.

Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 03:47:18 No.13546265
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>>13546198
All I know is that now I want to whisper lewdly into my phone's microphone while I tightly holding it in my hands and close to my face until she can't process any more lewd and crashes.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 03:51:19 No.13546280 >>13546265 >tfw Siri is an emotionally abused robot girl

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 03:52:04 No.13546281 File: 151 KB, 700x872, oomukade4.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What is the lewdest thing you would do to an oomukade?

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 03:53:02 No.13546282 >>13546281 Lick her tattoos.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 03:53:53 No.13546285 >>13546281 I'd make her wear an enchanted chastity belt to keep her constantly about to orgasm but never actually able to.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 03:54:52 No.13546290 >>13546280 Do iPhone users always shout at siri?

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 03:55:14 No.13546291 >>13546281 Probably slide my fingers up and down her entire underside. I don't think I could stomach much more lewd stuff with her.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 03:55:30 No.13546292 >>13546281 I'd fist her asshole after adequate training and stretching.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 03:56:27 No.13546297 >>13546239 We know you have a train fetish. And that's okay. The real question is...how prevalent would molestation be on MGC Lines?

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 03:56:46 No.13546298 File: 17 KB, 303x312, 1420443762606.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13546285 >spoiler

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 03:57:26 No.13546301 >>13546297 More than in Nipland, if that's possible.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 03:57:52 No.13546302 >>13546297 Probably their #1 problem. Might even be forced to segregate genders if it got too bad.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 03:58:50 No.13546306 >>13546302 I bet you'd get the flat-chested humanoid Tomoko types sneaking into the boys' carriage.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 03:59:26 No.13546308 >>13546298 ayyy, my nigga. I wonder how a chastity belt would work on a snakey-type MG.

Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 03:59:29 No.13546309

>>13546163
from the re-uploaded Andrea the Alp I guess. The succubus onee-cha pulled the Euthyphro dilemma on some aspiring paladins there.

I'd kinda like to see something like that happen in Lanternons story, with that one dark priest debating Victor on how skewed his view on freedom is and stuff

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 03:59:41 No.13546310 >>13546302 That would probably stop a lot, but what about Doppelgangers? They can change into any human form, yeah?

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 03:59:54 No.13546312 >>13546281 Let her watch me have sex with my girlfriend,

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 04:00:07 No.13546313 >>13546306 >awkward flat cyclops wearing sunglasses sneaking onto the male half of the train to grope people

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 04:01:18 No.13546315 >>13546310 I'd assume any female form, but reverse traps exist.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 04:01:21 No.13546316 File: 180 KB, 800x600, bibi.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] NOT THE BEES! NOT THE BEES! AHHHH!

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 04:01:45 No.13546317 >>13546308 A seal type or something.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 04:02:39 No.13546321 >>13546285 I like the way you think, Anon.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 04:03:09 No.13546325 >>13546316 Dem armpit-arms. pls no

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 04:04:09 No.13546329 >>13546313 Would she grind her tight butt on a dick in the crowd or actually try to sneak her slender monoeye fingers into someone's pants?

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 04:05:08 No.13546332 File: 615 KB, 1705x3507, Kikimora faggotry.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13545040 I'm a faggot and like my things in image so if anyone else does too, here you go fuck you

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 04:05:28 No.13546335 >>13546316 Best monmusu gakuen.

Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 04:06:05 No.13546339

>>13546315
Ah. Fair enough. The female-only thing occurred to me as a possibility, but I forgot about reverse-traps. If we're going with something like that then I guess >>13546306 brings up another point.

>>13546329
Lewd molester monoeye best monoeye.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 04:06:22 No.13546342 File: 148 KB, 1280x1024, 9c6d279191e78d1f434536e4152a6f48.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13546265 >>13546138 >No kuudere android golem girl that runs on Demonic Energy to wake you up everyday her own way.

Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 04:06:27 No.13546343

>>13546317
I suppose so. I'm a sucker for that metal + padlock look though. I feel like a full-body harness could be nice, but that's only if she's really naughty.

>>13546321
I'm glad, the last time I posted something like that I got called Old-man-faggot.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 04:07:20 No.13546347 >>13546313 >>13546329 >She runs a website where she takes creepshots of boys and feels them up >She likes to secretly masturbate next to them, trying to gush over their pants without them noticing.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 04:07:47 No.13546350 >>13546290 Pretty much, yeah. That, or just tell her how useless she is.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 04:08:21 No.13546352 >>13546325 All the better to jack you off with

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 04:08:28 No.13546353 >>13546347 Shit like this is why I always keep my taser with me on the train.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 04:09:28 No.13546358 >>13546352 But how can you lick her delicious honey-pits if there are yucky bug-arms there?

Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 04:09:41 No.13546361

>>13546329
>On the train
>Cramped as usual
>Some short guy shoves his way in front
>Whatever
>Suddenly ass on dick
>Feels so wrong
>But good
>Try to get away
>Guy repositions
>Can't get away
>Tell him to fuck off
>He tells me to fuck off like it's my fault
>Wearing those faggoty sunglasses a cartoon character might wear
>Starting to think alping will begin soon
>They finally leave
>See them take off the sunglasses
>Mono-eye
>So pissed and aroused

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 04:11:09 No.13546365 >>13546343 >got called Old-man-faggot I could understand simply not liking chastity belts or orgasm denial, but what the fuck?

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 04:13:06 No.13546374 File: 62 KB, 1000x1300, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >tfw I got a delivery from a drawthread This only happened one other time, and that was back in October.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 04:13:25 No.13546376 >>13546343 >full-body harness That's only good if your planning to tease her for hours. Hours of orgasm denial

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 04:13:35 No.13546378 >>13546353 Don't be a prude, she's just tying to have a little fun, ya know.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 04:14:15 No.13546380 >>13546365 It was during the day. Fucking daytime faggots.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 04:15:47 No.13546384 I want a cute ghost to possess my clothes.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 04:15:52 No.13546385 >you will never chat with a bunch of cute holstaurs >you will never exclaim how it's such a hot day and then remove your jacket >you will never brace yourself for the titty stampede as all eyes lock onto your red shirt

Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 04:16:01 No.13546386

Be on the train in MGC , getting near rush hour, start noticing all the MGs are suddenly getting closer and closer to you .
You debate getting out of your seat for one of them , when suddenly all you see is Mofu as a kitsune puts her tails (and tush) in your face .

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 04:16:09 No.13546387 >>13546376 Waiting for hours and hours just makes the release that much sweeter. Full-body teasing too. Fuck me, I have work in 5 hours and all I want to do is write.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 04:17:27 No.13546390 >>13546386 This is a good thing?

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 04:18:56 No.13546396 >>13546374 What the hell am I looking at? I can make out a face and arms, but the bottom looks like two giant boobs or blobs of flesh.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 04:19:11 No.13546397 >>13546384 And what happens after that?

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 04:19:47 No.13546399 I can see something like angelic layer becoming really popular if they were offered as MGs Imagine having a small android MG that you can also use to have little fights with in little arenas.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 04:20:21 No.13546403 >>13546396 Super washed out lamia. I can see a fat-hipped snakebody when I look at the screen from the side.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 04:21:05 No.13546407 >>13546386 Why can I see hordes of mouse girls just piling in all at once into these things? And they'd all be crotch height.

Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 04:21:57 No.13546411

>>13546361
She best be ready for whats coming.

>>13546384
I'd like that too, but it wouldn't do much to me since I only wear clothes when I go out.

>>13546385
I feel like it would be minos that do that, rather than holsts, but a titty stampede from gentle girls would be wonderful.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 04:22:16 No.13546412 >>13546407 You mean Nyanon's skaven family?

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 04:23:37 No.13546417 File: 152 KB, 1280x720, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13546396 It's supposed to be a character from Yugioh 5Ds as a Lamia. Because her deck is all snake based monsters and all...

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 04:23:39 No.13546418 >>13546411 >whats coming A bruisin'? You can't punish her holes, that would be a reward for someone like her.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 04:24:17 No.13546421 >>13546412 Yes. >>13546411 I think it's that cyclop's best schlick fuel.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 04:24:23 No.13546422 File: 448 KB, 500x500, 24b2d9f8efeb1626ebae4c26ac6813c7.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Oh yes I'm reminded now. I want my own little doll-chan. So. Badly.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 04:24:23 No.13546423 File: 375 KB, 892x1247, monoeye.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13546411 >She best be ready for whats coming. Monoeye bullying?

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 04:24:48 No.13546425 >>13546407 I suspect several shirohebi would fill a railway car up fast . then imagine a centaur or 2 then a wurm then you trapped in the middle of the car....

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 04:25:33 No.13546427 >>13546417 The artist fucked up then, 'cause that lamia is about 10000% more moe than that character. The only thing they have in common in the forehead gem.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 04:27:59 No.13546433 >>13546425 Being trapped in a car full of Shirohebi.. they keep trying to hold your hand when you aren't looking. or would it be shirohebi tush hotdogging? tail touching?

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 04:29:46 No.13546435 >>13546433 My shirohebi waifu would fuck them all right up.

Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 04:30:23 No.13546437

>>13546411
Holstaurs have it as one of their rape flags.

>Also, just like the minotaur, they will become aroused if they continue to see red. Once aroused they will turn violent, as though they are remembering their true nature as a monster, and they will attack human men just like the parent species "minotaur". In the same way as a minotaur, even in this enraged state, the monster's instinctive desire for her husband remains strong, and in the case of those that already have a husband, if they see something red and enter a state of arousal, it is said they'll charge off at full speed heading towards their husband no matter how far away he may be.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 04:30:31 No.13546439 >>13546427 I can see what you mean. Still, I got this. It's feels pretty good.

Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 04:30:56 No.13546440
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>>13546407
What about some sort of abomination that has a mouth or a pussy in her palm and can give you the works while stuck in the crowd? You'd feel that soft, moist tightness envelop you like a piece of heaven, only to look down and see a slender forearm pumping back and forth on your dick with its outline lewdly bulging up and down.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 04:33:17 No.13546448 >>13546440 Well, this certainly has aroused my interest. Continue further.

Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 04:33:30 No.13546449

>>13546418
>that would be a reward for someone like her
Well, I guess she gets a reward then. It's one of my fetishes.

>>13546437
Oh boy. I never really thought much about them, so I didn't look into it. Well, like I said, a holst stampede would still be pretty nice.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 04:33:46 No.13546450 File: 547 KB, 1200x800, 7a093823d4014e18afd203b3582024fa.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13546440 Getting real tired of your shit cthullu.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 04:33:54 No.13546451 >>13546433 Would dark elves 'trip and fall' into your lap alot?

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 04:34:00 No.13546452 >>13540083 10/10 would live like Radagast the Brown with her until the end of my days

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 04:35:41 No.13546455 >>13546451 >>13546407 Put a passed out dormouse up into the luggage rack?

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 04:35:43 No.13546456 >>13546451 A slave that feisty deserves a harsh punishment.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 04:37:04 No.13546457 >>13546452 Sounds dank.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 04:37:45 No.13546459 >>13546455 Safer than the floor I'd think. Might fall onto some poor guy though.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 04:38:48 No.13546461 >>13546459 bungie straps? Don't dormice come with a pillow backpack/sleepkit?

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 04:39:59 No.13546463 >>13546461 "incase found sleeping...." Complete directions and instructions for care of sleeping dormouse

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 04:43:49 No.13546468 >>13546461 >>13546463 I want this to be a thing, it's adorable.

Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 04:46:48 No.13546474

>>13546448
She'd gasp with almost every thrust of her arm onto your dick, teasing your balls with her long, slender fingers all the while. The tomboyish body that allowed her to enter the carriage would press against your chest as she wrapped her other arm around you, hugging herself tight to your chest as her cheeks flush, revealing the patchwork of jaws on her face as slight lines under her hood and big sunglasses. Finally she'd squeeze you tight a she shuddered in orgasm. She'd pull her dripping-wet arm out of your pants and put it back in her hoodie, disappearing into the crowd. Angry and disappointed that you didn't get to cum, you'd fume all the way to your stop.

At the office you'd notice that the plain, unassuming human girl in the reception seems somehow different today. Maybe she has a cold? You'd lock eyes with her and notice a pink web on her red face.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 04:52:15 No.13546486 >>13546474 Please do continue.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 04:52:20 No.13546487 >>13546474 >Didn't let you cum even though she did Man, fuck that abomination. Not literally though, since she doesn't deserve it. An abomination type like that is great though.

Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 04:53:44 No.13546490

>get on the wrong train
>full of monstergirls
>feel many of them leering
>deep breaths, deep breaths
>they could all be married
>best to just remain still
>there's a tanuki grinning widely and whispering to her dragon bodyguard
>hear some more whispering
>then someone suddenly calls out
>"840!"
>the Tanuki starts counting down with her fingers
>then the lamia in the back shouts
>"1000!"
>Tanuki resets her countdown
>realize what's happening
>look around frantically in a panic
>train isn't stopping any time soon
>some of the women looked ready to pounce at any moment
>a few have compassionate stares
>one lizardgirl blushes and mouths something about 'protection' while opening her arms invitingly
>ignore her
>an impatient werewolf tries to attack as more numbers get called out
>Dragon swats her aside
>get pinned down by the dragon so the auction can continue uninterrupted
>fuck
>eventually sold to some dark slime
>goo-raped right there on the train
>probably missed her stop too
>fucking raccoons

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 04:56:44 No.13546495 >>13546490 >>one lizardgirl blushes and mouths something about 'protection' while opening her arms invitingly >>ignore her Why?

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 04:58:34 No.13546503 >>13546490 >Ignoring one of the only MGs that could protect you from the lesser races interested in you I mean, you might not have gotten away from the Dragon to begin with, but it's still stupid to just ignore her.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 04:59:27 No.13546510 >>13546495 >>13546503 Lizardsluts please.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 05:00:13 No.13546513 >>13546495 >>13546503 To be fair, if there was a Wurm or a Shirohebi on that train, I would have welcomed the help.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 05:01:24 No.13546515 >>13546510 So you'd rather be goo raped by a dark slime than saved by a lizard?

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 05:01:28 No.13546516 File: 174 KB, 1282x1090, BetaLizard.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13546495 The MC of this scenario was too well versed in /mgg/ memes to trust her.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 05:01:40 No.13546517 >>13546510 But, friend, I don't even like most things with scales, I just dislike when characters ignore potential help even more and then lament their fate.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 05:06:30 No.13546525 File: 634 KB, 1000x957, fox777.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13546490 I suspect railway police would be very well paid in MGC . Would the crooked ones charge men for protection? "A tip for your well being would be nice"

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 05:06:31 No.13546526 >>13546490 >Not carrying a picture of an Ushi-Oni with you at all times >Not standing up, pulling your wallet out, sliding the Ushi picture out and tossing it at the Tanuki before staring her down

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 05:06:31 No.13546527 >>13546510 So you would rather be a piece of meat waiting to be sold than have actual protection?

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 05:09:14 No.13546531 >>13546527 Not him but yes. As long as I get a cut

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 05:11:02 No.13546534 >>13546525 >"A tip for your well being would be nice" Do they accept chaste hugs and kisses?

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 05:11:26 No.13546536 >>13546531 Why would you think you would get anything from a tanuki? She gets 100% of the profits.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 05:12:41 No.13546538 >>13546536 I'm the one doing all the work here. I deserve that money.

Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 05:13:16 No.13546539

>>13546486
Her tiny chest heaves under her white dress shirt as she breathes heavily. She avoids your gaze behind her oval eyeglasses, trying to hide behind her dirt-road bangs. You lean over to her, and her face begins to ripple. Her half-dozen jaws can barely keep themselves shut as you circle her desk to find her sitting with her legs closed tight and her balled fists tensely held on her knees.

She squeals as you pull her out of the chair and into the toilets. You pull her into a stall and slam her onto the seat, pulling her knee-length pencil skirt up to reveal white panties. You kick the door close behind you as you begin to finger her lewd hole.

Her face ripples and churns like the waters in a fast-flowing rapid as she fights to keep her human face. Tears well in her eyes as her face finally unravels, revealing the tentacled mass underneath. Your lust can no longer be contained, and through the existential terror your plain coworker's true face inspires in you, you position yourself at her hips and enter her in one powerful thrust.

The receptionist whimpers in pain as you rip through her hymen, her face now twitching like a squid on dry land under her delicate nose. She lifts her arms to cover your face, trying to hide herself, but you push your tongue into her lewd palm-mouth instead. She yelps with surprise, but her forearm-tongue soon begins to respond to your kiss. Before long she lets the tongue out of her other palm as well, awkwardly kissing you with both hands.

Her fear and pain slowly melts into pleasure as you pump yourself into her hips. Her hole twists and squirms around you as if actively milking you, bringing you closer to orgasm with every thrust and every coil of her insides. Finally she shudders in orgasm and her palm tongues fall slack in your mouth. You gently let her arms down and hug her tight. Her wet, horrifying orifice slithers around your ear as you pick up the pace for a furious final spurt that ends in a dizzying ejaculation.

Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 05:15:03 No.13546544

>>13546538
>I'm the one doing all the work here
All you do is stand there. She has to make sure everything goes nice and orderly, she has to set the entire thing up, she has to pay the body guard to keep you safe for the highest bidder. What do you do other than have a dick?

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 05:18:16 No.13546552 >>13546544 I still think I should get some of the cut. After all, It's my dick that's making he all that money.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 05:19:18 No.13546554 >>13546552 Anon, that's like saying Sony should give the Playstation a cut of the money because it sells so well.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 05:19:29 No.13546556 >>13546539 Thanks anon. I can't get enough of this. My boner reacts too much to it.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 05:19:46 No.13546559 >>13546539 I am rock hard right now. Just thought you should know that.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 05:20:43 No.13546565 >>13546552 >>13546554 Couldn't have said it better myself.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 05:21:09 No.13546568 >>13546539 >Turning the tables on her? Very good. I love abomination stuff. Especially lewd stuff. Fucking Harblador, man.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 05:21:10 No.13546569 >>13546554 Well fine. What should I do if I want to see some cash?

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 05:22:46 No.13546575 >>13546569 Become a steady worker for her. Bringing in a steady income for her should entitle you to some of it. Yes, whore yourself out.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 05:23:09 No.13546578 >>13546568 >Fucking Harblador, man. Am I always that recognizable or is it just the Abomination talk?

Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 05:24:13 No.13546580

>>13546569
For things like this? Avoid human trafficking. Become a prostitute at some brothel. Brothels are a must because monstergirls already favor rape and kidnap.

Since many monsters can get laid easily, you'll have to be willing to never turn down a client and do some weirder stuff from time to time.

Or porn.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 05:24:20 No.13546581 >>13546578 I think it's just the special ability of people here. There's always at least one guy in these threads that just knows.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 05:25:02 No.13546585 >>13546575 Why wouldn't I want to whore myself out? Getting paid to fuck monsters would be one of the best jobs out there.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 05:25:43 No.13546588 >>13546578 Wait, it actually was you? I mean, the way you described her face reminded me of it, but I figured it was just an influence of that story or of common abominations. I didn't actually know. I'm not that one guy who can tell.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 05:26:25 No.13546589 File: 206 KB, 1100x930, 1392970212528.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13546309 Monster Girls talking the faithful into committing the awful sin of sex by philosophic discourse? What a silly idea.

Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 05:28:49 No.13546598

>>13546585
Some people want a steady monogamous life. But I like the idea of becoming a public slut for monsergirls. You don't even need money at some point. Might just get decent food and shelter for soothing the lust of all these monsters if single men aren't common enough.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 05:29:21 No.13546599 >>13546552 You won't just not get a cut, she'll charge you for her matchmaking services.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 05:33:01 No.13546607 >>13546599 But I never asked for her service!

Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 05:34:20 No.13546614

>>13546556
Slowly her face begins to gather itself while you enjoy the afterglow with your penis still inside her. When you pull away from the hug, the usual receptionist sits splayed on the bowl, panting. She smiles gently at you and pulls you back in for a kiss. As the coiled bundle of tentacles in her mouth enters yours, you feel strangely at ease. You interlock your fingers with her, feeling the slimy drool dribble from her palms as you share a horrifying kiss in the stall.

That evening, as you're about to leave, she motions you to the desk. She blushes, again revealing the outlines of her jaws, and asks you to wait for her. You watch her sign off all the keys, and then almost shyly walk over to you. She takes your hand as you leave the building.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 05:34:32 No.13546615 >>13546607 You asked for it when you were born with a dick.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 05:37:19 No.13546623 >>13546615 MGC's laws sure are strange. Do men's rights improve if they're married?

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 05:37:45 No.13546627 >>13546614 God damn it man. Those few lines didn't even have any porn in them and my dick is already hard again. Either I'm just extremely horny today, or I'm falling deeper and deeper down the rabbit hole.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 05:38:56 No.13546628 >>13546614 >She takes your hand as you leave the building. Abomination girlfriend acquired via train molestation. Good end. Fuck. I didn't like them before coming back here, but I'd definitely a horror now. I blame you.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 05:42:45 No.13546641 >>13546628 I mean, I knew I liked abominations before, but I never bothered to fantasize about them in this way until now. This is now my favorite thing. The quality writing also helps a lot.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 05:44:24 No.13546650 >liking gimmicks

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 05:46:57 No.13546662 >>13546650 Explain

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 05:52:06 No.13546676 >>13546650 Have something against jack in the box mimics?

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 05:52:31 No.13546677 >>13546627 >I'm falling deeper and deeper down the rabbit hole. Sounds like you're developing a pure love fetish. I'm sorry, but there's nothing we can do.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 05:55:07 No.13546683 >>13546677 I already had that fetish. I'm talking more about girls that are increasingly monster or deformed.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 05:58:10 No.13546691 >>13546677 >pure love Disgusting. Take that to /d/.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 05:59:41 No.13546696 File: 67 KB, 640x480, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Oh no! Your waifu has been kidnapped and her body has been grafted onto the body of an unholy abomination that threatens to destroy the world. What can you do to save her?

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 06:04:34 No.13546708 >>13546677 >Pure love fetish My man. >>13546683 Yeah, I'm experiencing that too, which is funny, because my favorite still lacks almost any monstrous qualities.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 06:04:51 No.13546710 >>13546696 As a sufferingfag i won't i will just kill her and save the world

Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 06:05:43 No.13546713

>>13546589
but it would be interesting to see nonetheless, especially against someone as dogmatic as a paladin.

like the time a former coworker told me he got some Jehovah's witnesses to fuck off simply by sitting down and showing parts of the Bible that contradicted everything they said

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 06:07:26 No.13546718 File: 122 KB, 981x712, Black Dragon bathes.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Pure love fetish, eh? Is there any love purer than a Dragon's love for her hubby?

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 06:08:29 No.13546721 >>13546691 Why is it that abominations go so well with pure love? Is it just gap moe?

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 06:08:30 No.13546722 >>13546713 It would probably trigger too many people and end up in massive >tips fedora shitposting.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 06:09:31 No.13546726 >>13546721 You can't comprehend the true form of her feelings for you.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 06:10:10 No.13546729 >>13546718 Kikimoras come close. It's funny, Kikimoras are the opposite of my type but lately I've really taken a liking to them.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 06:11:51 No.13546732 File: 53 KB, 800x450, 796.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13546696 FIGHT DA POWAH

Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 06:11:58 No.13546733

>>13546696
The obvious answer is a heartfelt speech about how I'm no good without her and so on and so forth.

Then we use the power of hand-holding to blast a heart-shaped hole straight through the abomination.

>>13546718
The love an Anubis has for that one "Slave Boy" that she only ever orders to do simple tasks that keep him close to her at all times, gradually growing more and more intimate.

Dragon Love is great though.

Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 06:12:58 No.13546734

>>13546726
I think that is actually pretty close to it. Think about it, a cosmic horror tier girl having a deep and pure love for you. The way her mind works, and the things she might have seen over her long, long existence, and she loves you and only you? Fuck, man.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 06:13:50 No.13546738 >>13546734 More Spaceworm when?

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 06:16:23 No.13546751 >>13546738 Huh. Is that what spaceworm is actually about? I've read all his other stuff, but because it's got multiple parts separated into pastes, I wasn't sure if I wanted to. Maybe it would be worth it.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 06:17:28 No.13546755 >>13546751 Dude, it's PRECISELY about that, a cosmic horror that's lived for billions of years getting all lovey-dovey with a human.

Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 06:17:44 No.13546756

>>13546696
>save her
Pfft. I didn't marry some wimp. I prepare extra servings for my memorial day barbeque to satisfy my waifu's new abomination form. She'll be here once she finishes devouring its soul and taking over.

That came out a lot edgier than it sounded in my head.

Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 06:17:56 No.13546759

>>13546734
She'll want to keep you with her forever. Maybe she'll take you to a dimension where you can live out all your dreams and fantasies with her.

It warms my heart, but also gives me a fearboner. You'd be at her mercy in such a state, but she'd be like a god that truly loves you with all her soul. She might just straight up infuse every part of your very being with pleasure and love for eternity.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 06:19:18 No.13546760 >>13546759 >She might just straight up infuse every part of your very being with pleasure and love for eternity. Vanilla mindrape is delicious.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 06:20:02 No.13546762 >>13546726 > You will never save a Wurm from her own insanity as she turns into Giygas >Her words changing abruptly between 'Help me,' and 'I hate everything,' and 'Everything hurts.'

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 06:21:35 No.13546764 File: 831 KB, 1280x720, sad shiki.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] 2350 high-quality posts by 126 high-quality posters.

Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 06:22:25 No.13546769

>>13546755
Well. I guess I'll toss that to the top of my list then. I'm gonna be real mad if this story turns out badly, PRW. I almost never read ongoing things.

>>13546759
Exactly, man. It's things like that which make them so great. The potential, and the implications of having an actually ancient being fall in love with you. Not that half-assed ancient you get with some.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 06:23:38 No.13546772 >>13546769 Spaceworm is already one of my favorite stories here, I'm sure it won't be fucked up. If only we got more ASAP. Hear that PRW?

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 06:23:43 No.13546773 >>13546764 We try our best. I mean, I know I do.

Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 06:25:03 No.13546776

>>13546696
Form a party of five to go on a quest to save the world.
Anon, who hasn't told anyone else that the World Ender is his waifu.
A old, grizzled ex-paladin who was booted from the Order for reasons he doesn't like to talk about.
A cheery wurm with an australian accent and a dark, hidden past.
An uncompromising fairy who believes in justice, hope, and the happiest possible ending with all her heart.
A sea slime with almost limitless knowledge on the world, its terrain both above and below sea, its myths and legends, and quite possibly the key to saving the world. Though, she claims she's only joined the party to seek out her lost love.

I see it going either way for the finale.
If the party doesn't learn to think and act as a unit, then cue the bittersweet ending. Anon kicks the rest of his party out of the final dungeon, gets all weepy and lovey-dovey with the waifu while she slips in and out of consciousness, professing her love over and over, while pleading for the release of death. Then he triggers the dungeon's destruction, holding his waifu close as death takes them both.
But I'm a soft faggot, so I'd prefer >>13546732 as the true ending.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 06:27:33 No.13546782 >>13546776 >And a dark hidden past Such as?

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 06:34:49 No.13546796 >>13546776 >so I'd prefer as the true ending. But it's the same bittersweet ending Waifu died and MC became a dirty forever alone hobo

Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 06:38:56 No.13546808

>decide to read Alp's stuff because of that moral relativism comment
>sounds interesting
>start reading
>"Enelface"

God damn it, Alp. I laughed hard but also shook my head. Should have dedicated a few sentences to describing it instead of relying on that manga.

The reference would have been lost on me if I had read that a year ago.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 06:43:01 No.13546816 >>13546782 No, I mean her past is literally dark. She spent all her life prior to the quest living in an unlit cave. >>13546796 Oh yeah. Well, shit. I always thought that Nia would make a great weresheep. Her hair looks so fluffy.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 06:45:36 No.13546823 >>13546816 I can accept that. 10/10 backstory.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 06:47:38 No.13546829 >>13546762 >Making a wurm suffer such things ISiadStopIt.jpg

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 07:11:55 No.13546887 >>13546829 Wurms must learn the ways of the world through suffering. It's the only method through which to teach them.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 07:13:49 No.13546891 >>13546887 Wurms just want to have your babies and cuddlerape or rape rape you. Is that so wrong?

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 07:14:35 No.13546895 >>13546887 Not like this, anon. Not like this!

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 07:21:19 No.13546913 >>13546887 The only thing wurm needs is a nice long facefucking session

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 07:22:41 No.13546914 >>13546891 >>13546895 >>13546913 The world is a harsh place, full of suffering and pain. She must experience despair, so that she can know what it means to experience true joy.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 07:25:47 No.13546920 >>13546913 Anon no

Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 07:25:47 No.13546921
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>>13546914
I want to invite a wurm to the carnival and then spend the entire time there ignroing here in favor of using my phone to chat with a vampire cutie!

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 07:25:56 No.13546922 >>13546914 Inflict despair through repeated vigorous irrumatio sessions

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 07:27:25 No.13546923 >>13546914 >"Somebody...Anybody...Is anybody up to kill me!?" >She says with laughter >As tears trickle from her eyes No! I'm not about it. I may sound like I'm about it, but I'm not about it.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 07:30:18 No.13546928 >>13546923 >Driving her to break through despair No, not that far. Just enough for her to realise that her joy is a beacon in an otherwise grim world.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 07:30:32 No.13546930 >>13546921 Wurm is a rape train. That's a terrible idea, unless your plan is to frustrate her so much that she rapes you harder.

Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 07:31:57 No.13546933

>>13546921
>"Who are you calling?" She asks with nothing more than simple curiosity
>You don't answer
>”Umm, are you calling somebody?"
>You put a finger up as though to gesture to her to be quiet
>The smile leaves her face as she d ecides to just focus her attentions on the view from within the ferris wheel box the two of you are in
>She knows you'll get off your phone eventually

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 07:34:09 No.13546937 >>13546928 She becomes Giygas, and then through Anon's words realizes her true worth, and that she can continue living by his side, and THEN she turns back.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 07:34:14 No.13546938 >>13546933 Being ignored on purpose by people you like is one of the worst feelings.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 07:39:11 No.13546951 >>13546938 Truly.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 07:41:15 No.13546957 >>13546808 THAT is what got you into it? You're a pervert, huh?

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 07:43:57 No.13546967 File: 21 KB, 704x400, 348.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Misaki is a cute Kikimora!

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 07:47:42 No.13546975 >>13546967 Misaki is a Cyclops at best.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 07:48:57 No.13546976 >>13546975 Misaki is a Cyclops pretending to be a Kikimora. That's also why her rapeability is maximum.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 07:50:41 No.13546979 >>13546967 That doesn't look like a kikimora. Where's the servile attitude? The maid uniform? The total lack of self-worth?

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 07:51:25 No.13546981 >>13546957 Hell yes. I can find all sorts of sick shit on /d/ and get bored of it eventually. Philosophical debates between humans and monsters? I get hard and fap. Every. Single. Time.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 07:52:11 No.13546984 >>13546981 Gross! Kind of wish I'd had tried harder with Philosowurm now.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 07:54:43 No.13546988 >>13546979 >Where's the servile attitude? She has that >The maid uniform? I think she wore it at some point > The total lack of self-worth? She has excessive amounts of that

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 08:08:25 No.13547000 Picture your thugdere waifu. Got her? Now imagine her acting like Revy in this omake. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eDAYhBt_s-8

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 08:08:40 No.13547002 >>13546938 >He continues talking on the phone >At one point, he even lets out a laugh. A big, hearty laugh >She wonders what he's laughing about at the moment >She silently laments how she wishes she could make him laugh like that

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 08:12:57 No.13547007 >>13546933 >>13547002 Stop. STOP.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 08:15:26 No.13547010 File: 201 KB, 803x1200, Off the ceiling and onto the dance floor, flashing colors are shimmering bright, as she watches him move, to her delight.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What'cha doing nerds?

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 08:16:26 No.13547013 >>13547010 Wondering if I should play more Witcher or write about incest.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 08:17:20 No.13547015 >>13547002 >At that moment, the wurm got a bright idea >She began to tickle anon with her claws >This should make him laugh, it made her laugh after all

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 08:17:53 No.13547018 I want to find a wurm who doesn't know anything about sex and dick her. I want to watch her squirm and tickle her belly as I cum.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 08:18:00 No.13547019 >>13547013 Witcher is temporary. Incest is eternal.

Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 08:18:03 No.13547020

>>13547007
>At one point he sits her down on a bench and tells her to stay put while he goes to the bathroom
>As he walks away he holds the phone up to his ear and laughs like never before.
>It makes her happy to see him happy, even if she isn't the reason for it.
>After twenty minutes pass she realizes that the bathroom was right next to her the entire time
>He actually walked toward the exit
>She wonders if perhaps he got confused and needs help finding his way back.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 08:18:29 No.13547022 >>13547002 I would have enjoyed this if the MG isn't a sweet innocent wurm.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 08:18:44 No.13547023 >>13547019 All the more reason to spend time with the Witcher while it's here, eh? Good choice.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 08:18:53 No.13547026 >>13547013 >write about incest That.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 08:21:01 No.13547030 >>13547022 >wurms >innocent

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 08:21:20 No.13547031 >>13547026 But anon, nobody actually likes Succu-nee-sans. Be reasonable here.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 08:21:28 No.13547032 >>13547010 Trying to go to sleep at 5 in the morning, but I keep getting drawn in by these fucking Karl Pilkington podcasts.

Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 08:22:01 No.13547033

>>13547023
What? No, you goddamn crumpet. I was trying to get you to write about incest. It'll last longer than the Witcher. Incest was here before the Witcher, and incest will endure in our hearts and minds long after the Witcher is a long-forgotten franchise.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 08:22:30 No.13547035 >>13547031 >Nobody like succu-nee-sans Stop lying to people on the internet.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 08:27:13 No.13547042 File: 391 KB, 869x1228, 1402257967126.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13547035 >>13547033 Well fine. So be it. Succu-nee-san will scrub her dirty, sweaty brother all clean-like.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 08:29:43 No.13547051 File: 85 KB, 351x500, 1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13547023 >Witcher Don't forget to fuck your cute adopted daughteru until she ahegaos!

Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 08:36:03 No.13547072
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>You will never be a strong Duelist in MGE
>You'll never travel the world, fighting each species Queen / Leader
>All of whom became Leaders by focusing solely on training and their "careers"
>Paragons and Champions to each race while remaining virgins
>You'll never fight your way across the entire globe with countless victories
>Each victory another star struck MG in love on your tail
>You'll never eventually fight the Demon Lord's husband and lose in a close battle
>The Demon Lord will never create a harem of all the differing MG Queens you've beaten to honor your strength
>You'll never be in eternal bliss with a literal form of "Variety is the spice of life"
>You'll never get a sweet fucking OST that matches perfectly with every boss MG you beat based on their nationality and combat styles

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0fb9KLewxoI&hd=1

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 08:38:35 No.13547076 >>13547072 >Lose in a close battle >MG Queen Harem Of course that won't happen, since you're aiming way too high in the fantasy.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 08:40:17 No.13547081 >>13547072 She would probably give you to one of her daughters. Not like I would complain.

Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 08:42:05 No.13547085
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>>13547076
>Aiming too high

Yeah, you're right, human boys ever being able to do anything impressive like that would be impossible!

You tell him sister!

>>13547081
Implying the Demon Lord who loves...well love would cuck all those MGs in love with him.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 08:45:56 No.13547098 >>13547085 >Impossible It's possible, but frankly most look like self insert characters with all the things they achieve despite conflicting backstories and fluff.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 08:49:30 No.13547102 >>13545883 Every time I see an Elf I want to throw her into a P'Orc mosh pit and watch them go to town on her.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 08:51:35 No.13547108 File: 280 KB, 563x700, 1425777836885.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] You're a high level Wizard. Which three monsters do you choose as your familiars?

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 08:55:03 No.13547112 >>13547085 >tfw you want to do very impressive things but still wind up as a retired slut in the kitchen at the end of the day

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 08:55:10 No.13547113 >>13547108 Familiar for obvious reasons Wurm for casting fist Mantis for cuddling

Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 08:55:14 No.13547114

>>13547108
For waifuing?

Holstaurus, Wurm, and Oomukade

For actually being a fucking wizard?

Succubus for general spying, information collection, reagent finding

Shirohebi to act as my personal assistant and bodyguard

Wyvern to act as the heavy muscle to get shit done.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 08:56:24 No.13547115 >>13547114 >Holstaurus, Wurm, and Oomukade Excellent taste

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 08:58:26 No.13547121 File: 180 KB, 758x1000, Gonna fuck that fluffy tail.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13547108 Lizard, Crow Tengu, Familiar.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 09:01:52 No.13547131 >>13547115 What kind of hi-jinks would a group like that end up in?

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 09:02:11 No.13547134 File: 62 KB, 594x383, 1378172468719.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13547108 Manticore, Cheshire and Hellhound

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 09:03:08 No.13547138 >>13546718 Any non-proprietorial one.

Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 09:04:01 No.13547141

>>13547108
A potted matango, a runt-of-the-litter werewolf, and a hawk harpy who's only actually staying with me because she feels pity.

I get the feeling that I were to actually become a wizard, I'd make Rincewind look like Dumbledore through my laziness and ineptitude.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 09:04:34 No.13547145 >>13547138 That's so mean my Dragonfu is now hiding in the bed, with all the covers all bundled up over her, sobbing quietly.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 09:06:07 No.13547147 >>13547134 I was about to say this but swapping Cheshire for spoiler]Shirohebi[/spoiler] or Ushi Oni

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 09:06:30 No.13547148 >>13546718 Yes. A Dragon's love for her wealth.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 09:16:25 No.13547179 >>13547108 Shirohebi, Ryu, Living Doll.

Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 09:16:57 No.13547180
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>MFW having a dream of an Anon caught in a closet of a house party
>With two Manticores giving each other tailpussy kisses as they fondle each other
>Eventually scenting him, and then "eating" him as he becomes the HumanBoy filling to a Manticore sandwich
>MFW for all my wanderings, still I end up in Purgatory

Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 09:23:47 No.13547202
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>>13547108
> 1) Holstaurus
I know they get a bad rep as docile healthblobs, but Holsts are the best adventuring monstergirl there is. Sure, they might be shit in a fight, but all the time you're NOT in a fight they're amazing. They're basically a walking, sexy larder, medicine cabinet, and money printer.
Out in the wilderness with nothing to eat and only fucking scrubgrass for hundreds of miles? Nutritious breast milk.
Narrowly won your last fight and covered in bruises and cuts?
Health-restoring breast milk
No money for the inn in the two-bit town you've trudged to?
Sell some breast milk

> 2) Lizardgirl
I might be the anon most responsible for the beta lizard stereotype, but hoverhand or not, they're the best swordfighter bodyguards in the land.

> 3) Familiar
Obvious reasons. If the best way to charge up my spells is to dick her, then who am I to fight the laws of magic?

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 09:25:36 No.13547209 >>13547202 >best swordfighter bodyguards Not exactly true. They're good, and have a knack for it, but they are not the best.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 09:27:26 No.13547215 >>13547209 Who are you thinking of above them? Salamanders maybe, but they're pretty much the same thing. I can't think of any other candidates.

Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 09:29:09 No.13547220

>>13547108
I summon an airheaded and gentle Holst, a motherly Kiki, and a genki cuddlebug dog girl.

Then I unseal my forbidden grimoire and tap into the primal powers of hidden magic to alter their bodies with magic.

I turn the Dog into a Hellhound.
I turn the Holst into an Ushi.
I turn the Kiki into a Roc.
Their personalities are completely unaffected.

I mostly use them for intimidation and distraction, in that order. First they intimidate, then they start talking and thus distract.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 09:29:21 No.13547221 >>13547215 Just about anything can be above them. In every fantasy setting do you see Lizardmen wrecking your shit with their sword skills? No. It's always the Demons or Oni or Dragon girls in maid outfits that do that.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 09:29:45 No.13547222 >>13547215 Dullahans probably. I think he meant swordsman in general. I think in the bodyguard department Lizardman are the best. As swordsmen? Probably any individual high ranking monster that wields a sword. Lizardmen feel mid-tier to me.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 09:30:49 No.13547227 >>13547222 Dullahans are probably at the top tier in skill.

Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 09:33:52 No.13547234
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>>13547221
I don't play nearly enough SMT, so I profess inexperience in these matters.
Though fair point >>13547222 and >>13547227, I forgot about dollarham.
I'd still take a lizzie though, I think they're cuter and I feel a sense of responsibility and contrition for besmirching her people

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 09:36:32 No.13547241 >>13547234 >SMT SMT doesn't even have Lizardmen in them. And chances are the best swordsman in the MGE is either the one Hero or some Demon/Dragon.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 09:37:14 No.13547243 >>13547234 What if she finds out it was you?

Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 09:44:09 No.13547273

>>13547241
> SMT doesn't even have Lizardmen in them.
I meant that it's full of demons in maido outfits.
It IS full of demons in maido outfits, right?

>>13547243
I assume honour would demand that she assertively rape me for a LONG time to show just how inaccurate the characterization is.
"Oh no, how terrible"

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 09:47:34 No.13547289 >>13547273 >It IS full of demons in maido outfits, right? ...

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 09:49:56 No.13547301 File: 177 KB, 707x1000, 1394398853191.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] That incest thing isn't really flowing out, talk about brothers and sisters to inspire me!

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 09:52:03 No.13547306 >>13547301 I want to bully my Wyvern imouto by slapping her juice out of her claws! And then while she's crying I'd bend her over and deflower her using her own tears as lubricant.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 09:52:43 No.13547311 >>13547306 My boner is gone for good. Never to be heard from again.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 09:53:29 No.13547316 >>13547301 My sister is turned 11 this year I'm glad i don't live at home anymore because she's changing from my cute little imouto into a little pre-teen brat

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 09:53:58 No.13547320 >>13547301 Just watch Kiss X Sis like I'm doing. The first two episodes didn't blow me away, but episode three took me by dick the moment the chocolate lipstick was introduced.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 09:54:56 No.13547323 >>13547320 >chocolate lipstick Won't be relevant to these characters, but I'm adding that to my story, oh yes sirree.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 09:55:11 No.13547325 >>13547311 Fine. I want to cuddle with my Wight nee-san and have her big, firm butt grind against my junk!

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 09:59:35 No.13547343 >>13547301 Nee-san facesits her brother after a brief semi-serious wrestling match. Somehow ends up with them exploring each other's nether regions to their heart's perverted content which then leads to 69ing.

Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 10:01:02 No.13547345

>>13547301

>Be bastard Half-Elf son of a divorced father and mother
>Your full-blooded Elf oneesan comes to visit you, making it her daily chore to torment the ever living fuck out of you for being a 'mutt'
>She catches you one day with her panties smashed into your face as you jerk it, her smell is irresistable to you
>Rather than feel the storm coming, she's smugly grinning at you, pinning you down as she wraps one of her slender hands around your member
>She belittles you for being such a disgusting half-breed, getting off to the smell of your older sister
>Her smell is even more powerful now, her shampoo smelling like fresh cut grass and pomanders
>You can feel her tying you up, binding your arms behind you as she sits you up, cock at full attention
>She begins with gently hooking her toes onto your foreskin, sliding it up and down, using her big toe to peel it back. Your precum starts to dirty her feet as she kneads and works your raging erection
>Before you can come, she grips it tight, stipending the flow of semen. She's shifting her panties to the side now, showing off her pink slit
>'Lick it clean and i'll reward you, you shitty perv-bro'
>She coos and moans as you lick her pussy, the tang of urine and her juices assaulting your tongue
>The more you lick, the more you can see all the way into the back of her fleshy passage
>She almost orgasms when you nibble her clit, throwing you to the floor
>Your Elf oneesan begins to straddle your cock, panting with primal lust as she giggles about your shocked face
>'I can't stop myself, it's so... filthy, but i'm going to eat you whole.'
>Spend the rest of the afternoon getting ridden raw by your oneesan, all while she belittles you and tells you it's your fault that you have such a strangely delicious cock
>She nibbles your ears, lets you nibble hers
>Doesn't stop until you spend at least three loads into her
>Lay there covered in sweat, see a bottle on her nightstand
>They're fertility drugs
>Oh shit

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 10:10:33 No.13547374 >>13547301 >actually have a little sister >imouto stuff grosses me out >like the idea of having a pervy cool big sister >but know if I actually had a big sister I wouldn't be thinking that

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 10:12:08 No.13547380 >>13547316 Nigga I know that feel. My sister is 12 and the imouto magic is gone.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 10:12:50 No.13547384 >>13547374 I'm not into my sister, but I'd totally bang my aunt, and she's almost sixty.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 10:14:33 No.13547388 File: 16 KB, 155x165, ExWTF.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] > no sisters at all > love brother-sister incest doujins > no idea why

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 10:16:49 No.13547393 File: 192 KB, 440x807, 1421095128001.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Still below 500 words. I am not getting this done today. Succu-nee-san and her little brother sharing a bath and getting it on tomorrow.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 10:17:25 No.13547395 >You will never steal your elf imouto's innocence.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 10:20:05 No.13547404 >>13547395 >elf There's nothing to steal there mate.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 10:21:41 No.13547409 >>13547395 No, I just steal her pantsu.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 10:24:21 No.13547414 File: 1.44 MB, 2000x2057, kraken7.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 10:24:51 No.13547417 >>13547388 >love onee-san porn >have onee-san >can't stand her, would rather dick a matango The dick is beyond the understanding of us mere mortals, Anon.

Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 10:27:59 No.13547430

>>13547414
The position her hand is in makes it look like she's controlling a puppet.
I imagine she doesn't actually have a human boy, the fellow is just a very convincing doll.
With that in mind, she now looks like one of those figurine nerds who plays with his dolls with a lewd smile and looks at their underwear and shit.

It's actually kind of sad, she's probably super lonely.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 10:29:17 No.13547434 >>13547417 I have a loathsome big sister too, but I'd love to brutally rape her.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 10:29:34 No.13547435 >>13547430 How could someone so hot not have boys jumping overboard to be with her?

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 10:30:03 No.13547436 >>13547434 well then.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 10:30:08 No.13547437 >>13547393 I'm jealous, I can't even write anymore due to no ideas or confidence in ability.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 10:32:30 No.13547442 File: 304 KB, 687x600, 1404058691240.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13547437 Confidence is optional. Need ideas? Write about Moths.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 10:35:00 No.13547449 >>13547437 1) pick underrated MG 2) write super suffering with her 3) ???? 4) profit

Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 10:38:24 No.13547460
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>>13547437

You could always be like me and just half-ass everything because at the end of the day we're all only smut writers on an anonymous image board who're offering scraps of meat and OC to the unwashed masses who refuse to whip us... or drip hot candle wax on us... or berate us

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 10:40:14 No.13547468 >>13547414 Why are Krakens so lovely?

Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 10:40:39 No.13547470

>>13547437
>Have a desire to be a writefag
>Start having a lot of ideas about elaborated and complex plots
>Not enough skill to produce them nicely without fucking up narrative
>Need to start with simpler, shorter plots
>refuse to write them because they bore you and you are never satisfied with your oneshots
>They feel like you took out the awesome bits
>Start having ideas about how to improve the story you are writing and get it to be more awesome
>It would get more complex and harder to write though
>Repeat the cicle

Being a writefag surely is hard.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 10:40:53 No.13547472 >>13547460 Dude, why are you acting like you're Alp when you're clearly not?

Lanternon !!MC81LYtW3fD Mon, May 25, 2015 10:42:55 No.13547476

>>13546309
>>13546713

While I wouldn't be opposed to it, my only problem is that I'm effectively using an altered MGE setting. Gods exist, and people know that as a fact. This violently alters the entire system of proselytizing. No one's trying to systematically prove anything anymore. You almost end up having to convince someone as you would for a new job: "This one has looser requirements," "Yeah, but this one gives better benefits." Gods aren't ineffable forces so much as just extra-planar patrons.

And the issue dark priestesses run into is that they're almost gobsmacked that no one recognizes how perfect the fallen god is. Duty: have sex, benefits: eternity of loving sex. That they have to do something other than just point that out to people hits them as painfully counterintuitive. And that's before they learn of the ancestor- or hero-worship that some humans have returned to, and the idea of gaining nothing in return being preferable to what they're offering.

It changes the dynamic, is what I'm getting at.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 10:44:48 No.13547479 >>13547476 The existence of gods aside, I think that guy was more interested in the moral aspects. Like, gods exist, so what? We still need to figure out right from wrong.

Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 10:49:14 No.13547485

>>13547470

>Be writefag
>Can't do chapters or incremental updates
>Have story ideas but lack of self confidence in ability to do them, especially if they're convoluted and complex enough that all they need is a sign for free bird seed
>End up writing nothing but ad nauseatic greentexts or one shots like an Oroboros of shame
>Can't write about my favorite MGs because then the thread will hurt my fragile feelings
>Can't go on Burning Rubber Channeru because they consider us lower than pond scum as far as writing goes, using that stupid Oomukade greentext that guy did eons ago to degrade us
>Have too many dreams about MGs
>Try not to go Hollow
>Go Hollow

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 10:50:17 No.13547487 >>13547485 Don't be such a wimp, just write already! If I can do it, so can you!

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 10:50:44 No.13547489 >>13547487 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBsdWW7MOew

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 10:53:17 No.13547496 >>13547470 Yes it is. I guess my advice would be that the perfect is the enemy of the good. Write a short one, polish it up as best you can, but don't agonize for days; just throw it out there and let whatever happens happen.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 10:53:46 No.13547499 >>13547485 >lower than pond scum Who are they again?

Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 10:55:00 No.13547500

>>13547485
>be writefag
>enjoy writing, mostly confident in my ability to produce what I want
>trying to write a long, semi-intricate story
>making ok progress, skip around a lot
>get stuck a for bit, don't want to start a new chapter because I have 3 unfinished ones
>keep getting caught up in editing
>everything has to be perfect
>take a break to write greentext
>want to turn it into a story
>keep getting caught up in editing
>everything has to be perfect
Such is life of writefag.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 10:56:48 No.13547504 >>13547485 I tried writing chapters for a story once, but didn't plan enough so it all fell apart. One shots really feel like the way to go for me.

Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 10:57:44 No.13547505

>>13547500
>be writefag
>no matter how long I keep at it, I only improve on a technical level, not where it matters
>that is, the heart
>will never become one of the greats because nothing I write comes from the heart
>keep going anyway
Did I ever tell you the definition of insanity?

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 10:58:09 No.13547506 >>13547500 Amphetamines would help with that!

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 11:00:05 No.13547507 >>13547506 Drugs are bad, m'kay?

Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 11:00:30 No.13547509

>be ghost
>have story idea since the longest time
>currently just a few concepts and scenes with filler between it all
>but to make it into a coherent story it would require doing research and fleshing out more than 4 characters
>not sure if people would even like it due to possible clashing demographics and maybe even genres/themes
>still writing ideas down for it now for some reason
>look at brainstorming notes from a year ago
>surprised how much the ideas have shifted
>shouldn't even be working on this story
>already have another story that needs finishing and possibly some rewrites for material in subsequent chapters
>have to do research for that one too

Fug.

Lanternon !!MC81LYtW3fD Mon, May 25, 2015 11:00:31 No.13547510

>>13547479

But that's something divorced from the existence of deities in the setting. Gods being the source of all morality is something that you only see in a handful of religions; it's a primarily judeo-christian and zoroastrian concept. It's just not relevant in this setting. You probably wouldn't follow a deity that went against your moral beliefs, like Ares and a pacifist, but that's not someone Ares wants anyway.

Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 11:03:09 No.13547512

>>13547510
>But that's something divorced from the existence of deities in the setting
I'm aware of that. But look here>>13546309
>with that one dark priest debating Victor on how skewed his view on freedom is and stuff
See how it doesn't refer to the existence of gods, but to the views of the people? That's what we're talking about here. That's what we want to see. And by we I mean the guy who wrote that and me, don't know if anyone else cares.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 11:04:20 No.13547515 >>13547472 Because i'm just as big of, if not a bigger M than him.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 11:04:25 No.13547516 >>13547180 You will never have strong, sexy monster girls lose against your cock. Why must life be so cruel?

Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 11:04:35 No.13547517

>>13547507
As a species we're chemically balanced on so many things. Locking your focus onto one thing for 8-14 hours under a flood of dopamine probably wouldn't kill you unless you had a weak heart.

And drugs are not bad. Caffeine is my mistress.
Coffee alraune when.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 11:06:31 No.13547520 >>13547515 Is that a fact?

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 11:07:31 No.13547523 >>13547517 I guess that's true, but addictive tendencies are a thing. A thing that I unfortunately have an abundance of. I'm not really about that life.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 11:07:32 No.13547524 File: 45 KB, 400x400, 1418054219463.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13547516 Did you even read that? You can't win or lose against cocks. You can only love them.

Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 11:10:56 No.13547531

>be lurkfag
>want to write story
>only have ideas for pieces of story
>whenever i write it just feels hollow like i'm bridging the gaps between events
>in my eyes the story falls apart like it was held together by soggy oatmeal
>get another idea
> wellherewegoagain.jpg

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 11:11:31 No.13547532 File: 104 KB, 275x349, 191_img_191.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13547524 Exactly.

Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 11:15:21 No.13547549

>>13547523
That's understandable. Stuff like adderall can form a dependance easily but taking it more than a few days in a row for school work made me feel like shit so I ended up taking it once every few months years ago. Made it pretty manageable on my end.

God damn caffeine though. I used to not give dependencies much credit but withdrawal headaches after 48 or so hours without my coffee fix are brutal.

It's like I made a pact with a little brown yan curse goddess and In return for daily worship I get barely noticeable above average human abilities.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 11:16:21 No.13547550 >be colourfag >nobody expects stories from you >feels good man.jpg

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 11:17:29 No.13547553 File: 88 KB, 600x500, 1406546184457.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13547550 I see a Dragon pouting and I want her painted black~

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 11:18:21 No.13547556 >>13547550 Recoulor every MGE girl seven times each, for all the individual colours of the rainbow.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 11:18:48 No.13547558 >>13547550 Are you not gripped with the burning urge to deliver content, whether commissioned or not, though? I know I am, and it's terrible.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 11:20:03 No.13547562 File: 17 KB, 237x467, Kurohy _Ry _ga_Gotoku_Shinsh _Ukyô_Tatsuya.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13547550 Recolor an MGE girl to look like Tatsuya from Yakuza: Black Panthers.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 11:20:07 No.13547564 >>13547553 >>13547556 I...oh. >>13547558 >burning urge Eh, it's more of a slight itch really.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 11:21:35 No.13547568 File: 5 KB, 600x500, 1432567295691.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13547553 Piece of cake.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 11:22:21 No.13547570 >>13547512 >don't know if anyone else cares I don't. You see that shit all the time and it almost always comes off as pretentious.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 11:22:40 No.13547571 >>13547568 It it pitch black. You are likely to be eaten by a Grue.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 11:23:42 No.13547574 >>13547570 I'm sorry.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 11:24:51 No.13547577 >>13547571 >You are likely to be eaten by a Grue I hate it when that happens.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 11:25:30 No.13547587 >>13547577 You've walked into the slobbering pussy of a lurking Grue.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 11:26:32 No.13547591 >>13547587 >slobbering Is it moist and turgent tho?

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 11:26:47 No.13547594 >>13547550 >Not wanting to nestle into the uncanny valley of irrelevance and being despised >Not having people not expect stories from you because they loathe you anyway >Feelsgoodman.jpg >>13547520 It undoubtedly is

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 11:27:26 No.13547595 >>13547594 >undoubtedly is Prove it.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 11:28:54 No.13547602 >>13547595 I haven't deleted my stuff more than once in order to have you fucks laugh at me behind my back like a true mono-eye

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 11:29:11 No.13547603 >>13547594 >nestle into the uncanny valley of irrelevance and being despised Yeah, your "job" is shittier than mine, I won't fight you on that.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 11:29:57 No.13547606 File: 205 KB, 554x452, redpout2implyingitsnotstillred.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13547553 Oh look keeping a psd of the red and brown version paid off. Maybe.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 11:31:30 No.13547608 >>13547602 I've done it despite knowing it would make people mad! >>13547606 Wonderful, thank you.

Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 11:31:45 No.13547609

>>13547574
Eh. Everybody is entitled to their tastes. It's just I read the entire Sword of Truth series so I've had about all I can take of otherwise promising fiction going to shit because the author starts shoving his retarded philosophies down your throat 20 times per page. It's possible to write what you're talking about without doing that, but I wouldn't count on it. Experienced pros fall into that trap all the time and we're amateurs.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 11:32:01 No.13547611 >>13547606 Glad I didn't have to make a new project file for that. Thanks, Backup-kun

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 11:41:57 No.13547649 Remember when I said the incest would have to wait for tomorrow? Alp's word. http://pastebin.com/R25ngXhT

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 11:46:38 No.13547665 File: 292 KB, 373x666, 1269201069615.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >No qt ice giant to befriend after you fall into MG-land and go adventuring with.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 11:48:49 No.13547672 >>13547649 Is he unable to Alp now? He was pretty close.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 11:50:43 No.13547679 >>13547672 Don't worry anon. He will Alp. That's the point of his character. Him liking sex with a girl doesn't mean he doesn't want to have sex with men. Or that he doesn't want to be a she.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 11:54:08 No.13547691 >>13547672 >>13547679 Also the original story mentioned the reason he turned was getting a whiff of the corrupting stuff from sex with Roxxie.

Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 11:54:58 No.13547698

>>13547665

>TFW a Jotunn girl will never test your mettle by having you follow her stark naked into a raging blizzard
>TFW she will never meet you later in her hunting lodge, a fire burning through the kindling
>TFW she will never let you drink mead from her cleavage
>TFW you'll never warm each other up through vigorous, near-avalanche causing sex
>TFW your daughter will never be 5'11 at the age of five, nearly your height
>TFW you will never become the Jomsviking the MGE world deserved

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 11:57:23 No.13547707 >>13547698 >nearly your height Fucking manlets.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 11:57:53 No.13547710 File: 335 KB, 1080x1920, Monster Girls in Business Attire, post them and I'll get you pizza.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 11:58:16 No.13547712 >>13547707 I didn't realize being a 6'3 Jomsviking made you a manlet.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 11:58:55 No.13547714 >>13547710 I want to pet her tail while she's busy talking on the phone!

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 11:58:57 No.13547715 File: 280 KB, 500x833, 1407492285254.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13547710 What kinda pizza we talkin' here?

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 12:00:35 No.13547724 File: 250 KB, 890x1280, ryu-b.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13547710 Nigga, it better have stuffed crust and portobellos.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 12:02:09 No.13547730 File: 316 KB, 503x872, 6127326baae24a85c7f5cb2f835bb356.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13547710 I'm just gonna cheat.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 12:03:22 No.13547737 >>13544005 I don't hate ropers. Liked that pastebin that was posted earlier, too.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 12:05:44 No.13547744 File: 1.03 MB, 1400x874, 1400128589991.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13547649 So does her being a Succubutt with a succulent butt make the incest more acceptable, or less?

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 12:07:54 No.13547749 >>13547744 It makes it extraordinarily haram given that she knows full well she's a sex demon and is using that to milk her brother of all that delicious semen and spirit energy.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 12:09:27 No.13547757 >>13547749 Now I wonder how she'll feel when he wakes up without those sweet bits the next morning.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 12:10:09 No.13547761 >>13547710 i want a professional, sharp-looking kikimora that always deals with every task i give her in a stern way but blushes heavily and looks away when i pat her head for a well done job

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 12:10:39 No.13547767 >>13547749 >haram That's the Order's catchphrase. The monster version is unkosher.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 12:13:21 No.13547780 >>13547767 Doubleplusunkosher.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 12:21:36 No.13547804 I wonder how many heroes are actually powered up from losing to /slutting it up with a bunch of monsters that didn't keep them. They'd still get some demonic energy from it after all.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 12:22:17 No.13547807 File: 1.53 MB, 2056x3022, img000011.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want to have cuddlesex with Miia!

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 12:23:47 No.13547817 File: 273 KB, 600x650, 1420531107694.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13547710 All the human boys go crazy for a sharp dressed gal~

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 12:24:26 No.13547819 File: 150 KB, 413x531, 1432510976023.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13547807 cuddlesex with miia no cuddlesex with any other lamia yes

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 12:25:46 No.13547824 >>13547819 >cuddlesex with six arms and a lamia tail I'm down with that.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 12:25:47 No.13547825 >>13547819 Liked her better when she was a Kali expy.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 12:26:44 No.13547826 >>13547819 ...I can work with that.

Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 12:27:07 No.13547829

>>13547757

>Ufufu
>My beloved brother's become this cute, eh?
>Don't worry, i'll help you break in this new body of yours
>Oh! Already wet? You're quite the little slut aren't you oni- onee-chan
>I've barely touched you and you're already opening yourself up to me! Perhaps you really do feel the urge to please!
>Go on, go ahead and tell me what's happening
>Say 'Oneesan is sliding her fingers into my slutty virgin-Alp pussy'
>Mfufu... Good. I wonder how far I can make you fall before you give yourself to that man.
>Don't worry, onee-chan
>A woman's body is far more pleasurable than a man's, and i'll be happy to ingrain such sinful delights into you

I'm sorry if that ruins Alp's story for you.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 12:28:05 No.13547831 >>13547829 You're only giving me new ideas to work with, you fool! Mwahahaha!

Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 12:29:43 No.13547838
File: 2.55 MB, 1500x1428, Step 1 be cute complete, Step 2 win their heart through their stomach.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>13547715
Extra Cheese, Butter Cheese Crust Flavoring, Light Parmesan Topping, and Cinnamon Bread with Icing side.

>>13547724
They don't serve stuffed crust.

In fact, I have 3 different fucking Pizza joints and none of them do.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 12:31:38 No.13547841 File: 502 KB, 450x780, Suit.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13547838 >Step 0 >Remove Seal

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 12:34:08 No.13547849 File: 43 KB, 666x360, Ho ho ho ho hoooo!.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13547838 We accept your offer. Rule 63 Pizza The Hutt Monster Girl when.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 12:35:47 No.13547855 >>13547849 If you hadn't wasted the last image, I'd have posted the Pizzametz.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 12:38:55 No.13547865 >>13547831 Alp-chan pls.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 12:41:01 No.13547867 >>13547865 Don't call me -chan, it's creepy.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 12:41:36 No.13547869 >>13546316 I really, really, really like that character's design.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 12:42:23 No.13547874 >>13547855 >last image Is this where we panic?

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 12:43:11 No.13547876 >>13547874 Why?

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 12:43:35 No.13547877 >>13547855 That doesn't count. More importantly last image of the thread belongs to the omnipotent Pizza the Hutt! Hail him and his mighty cheesiness!

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 12:43:37 No.13547878 >>13547869 Me too! Save it, it's all yours my friend :)

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 12:43:56 No.13547879 >>13547876 Because now I don't get to post this picture of a slimegirl.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 12:44:28 No.13547882 >>13547879 There's always next thread. Always.

Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 12:46:12 No.13547884

>>13547505
In all fairness, most of the well known writefags are only that way because they write sickly saccharine shit or they pander to the flavor of the month. There are some great exceptions like Captain, Lanternon, and Penywise, but most fall into this trap.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 12:49:30 No.13547893 >>13547884 >sickly saccharine shit What does that mean?

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 12:53:40 No.13547901 >>13547893 Overly sweet.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 12:53:50 No.13547903 >>13547867 It's cute when you get flustered, Alp-chan. But you brought it on yourself by acting like half-assed dialogue I came up with is worth using as a basis.

Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 12:54:14 No.13547904

>>13546713
This is a setting where you lose your humanity after coupling with a monster. No amount of philosophical bullshit would convince me to go ahead with that. I'm not even religious, I'm just against being molded into something I'm not to suit the needs of another.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 12:55:28 No.13547912 >>13547893 The stuff that's clearly designed to be overly cute while lacking any actual substance, like PRWs spaceworm thing.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 12:55:43 No.13547913 >>13547901 Ah. So that's why I suck. Partially. >>13547903 But it totally supports my idea of having them do one of the most haram things for these threads, girl on girl.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 12:58:47 No.13547920 >>13547912 >lacking any actual substance So did you skip all the scheming going on in Not-Egypt?

Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 13:00:09 No.13547921

>>13547913

Alp i'll never forgive you if you do it only if you refuse to have a crotchless garter scene in a bridal shop where the sister is messing with her new Alp onee-chan by stroking her spadetail through her thighs and stimulating her. Telling her it won't be any good if she sullies the dress before her wedding night with "him".

Ends with Alp-chan bucking her hips as female ejaculate splatters against the tall mirror from Alp-chan squirting at the idea of "him" fucking her bareback in the same garters. Ends with ear nibbling and nipple kissing from onee-san.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 13:02:38 No.13547925 >>13547921 >Alp onee-chan But Andrea is the little brother, you dumb-dumb. And I'll see about crotchless garters after I recreate the scene where Andrea masturbates with her new tail for the first time

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 13:02:43 No.13547926 >>13547913 just don't forget about spade-tails rubbing against each other

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 13:05:28 No.13547931 >>13547926 How about spadetail wrasslin'? Loser eats out the winner.

Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 13:11:41 No.13547943

>>13547926

http://i.imgur.com/yHG8ESo.png

>MFW imagining Succu-sis raping her now-Alp brother
>MFW grappling to land a french kiss, their spadetais coiling around each other as Alp-chan tries to stop Succusis, falling over onto the bed after feeling her knee go between her legs and stimulate her clit
>MFW Succu-sis' tongue rolling around and wrestling with Alp-chan's, her new sister losing strength in her arms
>MFW Succu-sis stopping after adequately subduing her new onee-chan and beginning a new assault by kissing her neck, the center of her chest
>Giving a playful love bite to her navel, and then proceeding to go down on her, licking and lapping at that sweet Alp nectar while one hand grabs and begins to stroke her new sister's spadetail
>MFW using Alp-chan's tail to paizuri herself while Succusis makes her orgasm over and over again through cunnilingus, ending in the most haram act of all
>Scissoring, grinding her scaldingly hot Succu-pussy into Alp-chan's own, jerking the Alp's tail vigrouously until she sprays naughty spadetail juices all over both of them and makes a sticky mess
>Only to take a picture of both of their satisfied faces, flushed red in a want for cock
>Sending it right to every willing boy in their class
>MFW some lucky Anon becomes the Human Boy filling to an extemely horny Alp and Succunee sandwich

Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 13:11:49 No.13547945

>>13547913
I've been up all night and all morning so bear with me here. You're Alp right?

Okay, I think the only criticism I have so far is that your dialogue can read like a cheesy anime. I'm not one to talk because everything I've written outside of monstergirl stuff was campy meaning I could cheat with corny dialogue and I tend to keep speaking to a minimum if I can help it. However, it can feel...distracting or jarring sometimes? I'm aware it might just be a thematic choice because of this community and it fitting some of your characters though.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 13:12:54 No.13547948 >>13547945 It's on purpose, but I don't know if I could do any different anymore.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 13:15:36 No.13547956 I want to marry my Alp onee-san!

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 13:19:16 No.13547964 >>13547956 whatever

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 13:19:27 No.13547966 >>13547943 >>13547913 Fuck off alpinari.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 13:20:33 No.13547972 >>13547966 >alpinari Okay?

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 13:20:44 No.13547973 >>13547966 >Thinking i'm Alp or Inari You're cute when you're angry, Anon

Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 13:21:15 No.13547974

>>13547512
How is Victor's view on freedom skewed? Mating with a mamono makes you into an incubus and binds you to them, I don't think Lanternon has gone much into it, but it seems like one hell of a point of no return. You regret that shit even slightly and you're fucked, it can't be undone. It makes me wonder about Jen's dad from his previous story. At that point he must be an undead incubi, but he clearly didn't want anything to do with it. What does an unwilling undead do?

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 13:21:20 No.13547976 >>13547943 Bisexual yuri is the only yuri that I like. Vanilla is just so boring.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 13:21:58 No.13547979 >>13547974 Don't ask me, not my post.

Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 13:22:00 No.13547980

>>13547948
I figured. It's actually pretty neat that you went for a certain style then. I just do my best to make dialogue readable. Meaning if I can read that sentence or phrase out loud without cringing then it's good enough for me.

I'm sure you can break the habit. Just watch some edgy 90s action movies until you can mimic the dialogue and then write a cyberpunk story. It'll be a hit.

Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 13:24:14 No.13547986

>>13547980
I'm not getting into cyberpunk until the Poles release Cyberpunk 2077. None of the stories I'm writing need any action movie dialogue in them. Or 80's teen movie dialogue, whatever that is.
I'm just a pulp writer, I don't need to be some great literary mastermind.

Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 13:25:16 No.13547987

>>13547979
Still, I think its a good question. If I were in that world I'd avoid the monsters too when considering the possible consequences. Sure they're sexy and claim they'll love you more than a human could, but you're going to have to take their word for it, and you won't be human once the deal is sealed.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 13:25:25 No.13547988 >>13547976 But that's the reason why Succusis called in the Anon. So she can play with Alp-neechan's breasts and nibble on her ears while she guide that young lad's cock into her sister's waiitng pussy

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 13:28:05 No.13547999 I liked bollock's roper story ENTIRELY too much someone help me

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 13:28:32 No.13548001 >>13547986 >80's teen movie dialogue I think it's supposed mean dialogue written by your dad when he was going through that wannabe screenwriter phase.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 13:29:33 No.13548004 >>13548001 That doesn't help.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 13:30:00 No.13548007 >>13547988 So it's like that one cat girl VN that was released recently?

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 13:36:06 No.13548028 >>13547999 >Liking anything he's written >Especially the Roper short that was maybe 1000 words https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lb8fWUUXeKM

Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 13:37:03 No.13548031

>>13548004
Shit. Dialogue for modern 'hip' teens written by an out of touch man in his 40s?

I don't know if I can put explain it further than that. I'm just laughing that someone here came up with this 80s teen thing because I sort of understand what they're talking about. But I don't think anyone here really writes like that.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 13:38:00 No.13548038 >>13548028 Write more Schwarzenwulf pls

Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 13:38:22 No.13548039

>>13547974
ehh, I'd say you have to give up some of your "freedom" as well if you marry a human girl and stuff, plus the whole "are you really free if you bind yourself by all the commitments?" point.

plus you're as an incubus kinda free to just work the amount of time you actually want to, instead of sitting around for most of the 8 hours + that are expected of you.
Of course I'm aware that this only really counts if you get yourself a monstergirl as waif that doesn't see you just as a cum-pump

Lanternon !!MC81LYtW3fD Mon, May 25, 2015 13:39:19 No.13548043

>>13547974
>>13547987

It's noted that becoming an incubus takes anywhere from days to decades, so her father most likely never became one. It's not explained why it varies so wildly, so I've assumed that the amount of time it takes depends on things like personal preference and what types of magic resonate with the person.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 13:40:26 No.13548049 >>13548039 For the cum-pump types it seems like things eventually which could mean several years mellow out. Like the Ushi Oni who learned to cook for her husband in the setting guide book.

Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 13:42:07 No.13548058

>>13548028
1:35 still kills me every time.

Your waifu is stricken with an inoperable illness and is cryogenically frozen by Yuki-Onna until they can find a cure.

How do you handle it?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rFDTMW3_ilE

Luckily nobody waifued Lava Golem otherwise this would be awkward as fuck.

Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 13:44:02 No.13548066

>>13547999

It begins slowly, Anon. The corruption inside of you. Germinating, waiting for the time to strike. We are all just lumps of bio-mass with names, ignorant of the true purpose that we serve in Lescatie. In Joyous Communion, we find order and love, the tendrils of our Lady Francisca spreading throughout. She is us, and we are Her. Through our mutual love, we can find the truest paradise.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 13:45:56 No.13548069 >>13548066 NO. NO NO NO NO NO! STOP IT!

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 13:47:20 No.13548073 >>13548066 Something just clicked. Thank you for that. Now I can put more words on the word document.

Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 13:54:18 No.13548096

>>13548069

But your purpose isn't one of petty worship of her, Anon. Oh no no no. You will become her beloved Throne. Festooned upon the finest seat of downy cushions and tapestries as Our Fair Lady slakes her lust with you. The love for you and of you transmitted across a network of electric signals and RNA like a vast spider's web, your children supplicating their host's humanistic desires with those of more communion.

Even when new life is formed in her womb, kicking as your seed fills the fleshy, sometimes gelatinous folds of her sex, and her harem-sisters partake of her tentacles will you know any true bliss. That as you love her unconditionally, so does she you. And your daughters love you, and your servant's love you. All because of what and who you are.

Her Beloved.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 13:54:32 No.13548097 >>13548066 No thanks. If I felt like pretending this was original, I'd go watch the Unity episode of STAS where they ripped off Lovecraft better. Much better monologues there.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 13:55:40 No.13548101 >>13548096 Festooned means adorned you rube.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 13:57:50 No.13548105 >>13548101 Rube means hillbilly you putz

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 13:59:15 No.13548109 >>13548105 Hillbilly is just another word for redneck you ignoramus

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 14:00:38 No.13548112 >>13548097 Abuse me more. I need it.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 14:01:02 No.13548116 I want to slap a lewd Kitsune butt.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 14:03:53 No.13548124 >>13548116 >a yandere, fat-bottomed Kitsune will never keep you locked in her humble abode

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 14:04:57 No.13548128 >>13548116 I want to slap Kitsch's loli kitsune ass and watch it bounce back in youthful firmness.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 14:05:36 No.13548130 >>13548105 >>13548109 >Guy uses a word he doesn't know >Uses it wrong >Turns it into I'm not your buddy pal sketch >okay.jpg

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 14:06:03 No.13548131 >>13548124 I love me some fat bottomed girls. What would a Yandere one do to me?

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 14:06:12 No.13548132 >>13548096 You have officially broken my nope-o-meter. Holy shit.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 14:08:14 No.13548142 >>13548124 >humble >kitsune not being filthy rich from centuries of hustling Dropped.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 14:08:33 No.13548143 >>13548131 Fat bottomed monster girls make the rockin' world go round after all.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 14:08:49 No.13548145 >>13548131 Sit.

Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 14:10:14 No.13548151

>>13548124

What if

>Yandere, plump bootied Kitsune business woman who keeps you locked in the living quarters behind her café
>Every day you try to escape, she rides you ragged in reverse cowgirl, never satisfied until you at least make her yip in pleasure by spanking her copious ass
>If you refuse to do it, she subjects you to the Mofu Cage and rapes you harder
>If you manage to do it, she kiss-rapes you so hard that you'll barely have enough willpower to try and escape again with her ten inch tongue
>Even when her belly is swollen with your kits, her ass just doesn't quit

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 14:10:58 No.13548154 >>13548096 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o8C9jJNif0A

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 14:12:13 No.13548157 >>13548151 That sounds sublime.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 14:30:41 No.13548201 >>13548039 I mean, surely by becoming one you're losing something fundamental. I like sex as much as the next guy, but becoming something I'm not in return for some good fucks isn't on the cards as far as I'm concerned.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 14:32:25 No.13548210 >>13548201 So what exactly are you going to lose that's such a big deal?

Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 14:38:30 No.13548233

>>13548210
My humanity. It might sound silly to you, but to me that'd be a huge thing, and not even the most affectionate MG could convince me to throw it all away.
If it was undoable I might consider it, but its a permanent change to your very soul. As I said, I'm not even religious, but the very idea of incubisation creeps me out.
I know the counter point is "but you get super powers and shit!" ,but damn its pricey.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 14:39:42 No.13548242 >>13547649 >Anal fingering Is there going to be Spade-tail pegging?

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 14:39:50 No.13548243 >>13548233 Humanity is overrated. Upgrade your cock now.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 14:40:33 No.13548248 >>13548233 What does it mean to be "human" then? >>13548242 Spadetail masturbating has been confirmed.

Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 14:40:54 No.13548249

>>13548233

The book describes incubi as just human men who produce fucktons of spirit energy, and who get bigger dicks. Those seem to be the only changes that are universal. Considering that this is KC, there probably aren't any others unless you want them.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 14:43:17 No.13548253 >>13548132 >Being this triggered over mediocre, tryhard bullshit Easy there, Anon. You may arouse me and think i'm anything more than something to be abused.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 14:46:22 No.13548263 >>13548249 I wonder if you could guard yourself from losing the extra spirit energy to outside sources and use it all to fuel your own magic. Disregard wenches, acquire UNLIMITED POWER

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 14:46:50 No.13548265 >>13548249 I never really got that. Supposedly you change to the point where you're "useful" to the monster but at the same time you don't change much? I'd pass at any rate, but wouldn't judge those who wanted to take the leap themselves.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 14:48:34 No.13548273 >>13548265 >>13548233 Making "humanity" anything more than a bunch of chromosomes and amino acids is kind of a religious thing

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 14:48:40 No.13548274 >>13548109 Ignoramus is just another word for dolt you strumpet.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 14:49:34 No.13548279 So... are we gonna make a new thread, or do you prefer to use >>13539532?

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 14:49:48 No.13548281 >>13548263 Demonic energy fuels your magic just like your magic fuels theirs. Fucking them makes you more powerful. It's the whole principle of the perpetual fucking machine.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 14:50:32 No.13548285 >>13548233 that's only really a concern for women (and even then it's sometimes just the loss of inhibitions), since men don't actually monsterize. Incubi are still kinda counted as humans if you go by KC

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 14:50:33 No.13548286 >>13548279 That's a thread, why make another?

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 14:51:02 No.13548287 >>13548279 Use that one.

Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 14:51:31 No.13548291

>>13548273
Maybe. I was raised in a religious household so maybe that's a holdover or something. At any rate I'd feel like I was losing something important for doing that, even if I can't directly put my finger on it.

As a wise man once said "Whatever, you do what you like to do and I do what I like to do, ok?"

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 14:52:04 No.13548292 >>13548248 Not the same thing. No captcha, cookies are not pizza.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 14:52:52 No.13548296 >>13548292 >Not the same thing Well too bad!

Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 14:53:09 No.13548297

>>13548273

Considering religion and the idea of a soul came with sapience (first sapient humans are considered to be those who buried their dead with ceremony), you're not really making any kind of point.

An incubus is no more human than a monsterized elf is still a regular elf. Two halves of a new race, man. And you certainly can't say you're still human when just banging a human chick turns her into a succubus and you can't have anything but daughters.

Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 15:00:52 No.13548332

>>13548297
There's also this. You can only have daughters with monsters so they're basically all just slightly different copies of their mother. If anything it feels like the man is unimportant to the process when only monsters can result from sex. I'm a pessimist here and can't shake the feeling there's a sinister downside to the whole thing behind the scenes. You're literally mutating your mind and body to fit the needs of something that preys on humans. Even if they try and appear reasonable, monsters just want their renewable energy source to stay put for them.

Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 15:01:29 No.13548335

>>13548291
I'm not really religious, and I still like to think that there's more to people and emotion than just plain chemistry.
Even then, when people say it like that, it really does feel like it just shits over the absurdity, complexity and beauty of the chemistry.

For all practical purposes, sure, if you say we're a result of physics, chemistry and biology, I won't disagree with you. That's true.

But I just like to entertain the notion of there being more. Maybe it's because I'm a hopeless romantic.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 15:03:33 No.13548342 >>13548335 Why did you type all that just to admit you don't actually believe it?

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 15:06:28 No.13548353 >>13548342 What? He pretty much said the old "Emotions and thought might not be anything but a bunch of chemicals firing in the great accident that is our universe, but that doesn't mean they're not important or that we shouldn't value them."

Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 15:07:18 No.13548355

>>13548297
THe point I was making wasn't about wether or not Incubi are humans, but about how much value one can apply to "being" human.
From a religious/spiritual point it is very high, from a biological? Not really, it just is the current point where we are in Evolution, a bunch of amino acids bunched up to 46 chromosomes. Nothing special

Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 15:07:48 No.13548357

>>13548335
Just because the nature of humanity can be explained with chemistry, does not mean the thoughts and feelings you experience from it are any less valid.

By the same coin, changing into another type of creature, but otherwise retaining our same brain chemistry, would make you no less "Human". The thing that people describe as "Humanity" in fact has very little to do with being biologically human. It's because we are human, out of all the creatures on the Earth, that we are capable of it, but that does not mean that any other similarly evolved and mentally capable species would be incapable of such empathy.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 15:08:36 No.13548360 >>13548342 I don't know. I have nothing else to do, so I just felt like throwing that out there.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 15:08:48 No.13548362 >>13548279 This one didn't even die yet what the fuck

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 15:08:55 No.13548363 >>13548355 Using the old false equivalence of calling monsterization evolution again? Shame on you. It's closer to waking up in an android body and brings up the same questions of soul and self.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 15:10:26 No.13548366 >>13548362 Both threads were made at the same time two days ago, but this one go. Tells you something about /jp/'s speed.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 15:11:39 No.13548370 >>13548353 I don't see any of that in the post.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 15:13:28 No.13548375 I want to push my way onto a crowded train car in MGC and molest a jinko while she can't rape me.

Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 15:13:40 No.13548376

>>13548363
Not him. I agree with you that it's not 'evolution', but it's not like transferring your conscience from one body to another. You're still in the same body, but it has been drastically changed by Demonic Energy.
it's more like a metamorphosis, or puberty.

Arguably, monsterification is a general improvement over your previous body as well.

Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 15:13:45 No.13548377

>>13548363
I think this is my problem, partially. This demonic energy crap has flooded in and made "corrections" without my consent. Suddenly producing loads more spirit energy? That doesn't sound very human to me, it sounds like I'm now some kind of magical creature. It even takes away any inhibitions you might have, and that's dangerously close to brainwashing. I could happily live alongside monsters, they're nice to look at and their unique skills would be great for society, but they'll have to turn some other guy into their personal charger.

>>	Anonymous Mon, May 25, 2015 15:16:11 No.13548384 >>13548375 > train car in MGC anon you do realize that its the other way around right and with alot more MGs like all the MGs on the train

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