/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Slut Announcer or Vacuum Witch?

>>13524622
Slut announcer with Ona Tsuyu lube for that added realism.

>>13524345
nice OP pic

>>13518958
exciting

>>13522685
this guy has the basics covered
>>13522804

>>13523504
which hip did you buy?
was it enclosed in a plastic bag with no openings?
some come powdered but typically most of my holes do not come powdered especially hips I have. Also pics?

>>13524648

>>13525319
wtf is that? Meiki Plush?

>>13525312
Not that I've heard yet, getting a hole to work with the rift is a misnomer though, you'd actually have to get it to interface with rift compatible software. I don't have a lot of experience writing software interface drivers (my field is more embedded systems) but I'm just going to assume the easiest hack would be to just cannibalize the controller and move the components onto a new case and hole.

As current OP, do you guys feel the need for all these links and polls in the current OP? Do you think we should move it to the pastebin?

I think we should simplify it and remove all unnecessary links as all the info we need is in the pastebin.

>>13525319
d-did toucan join the dark forces?

>>13525721
I agree.

I was also thinking you should add an "Avoid DHL" statement to the canadian section in the pastebin.

>>13525883
he's not the author (Rjob) of the pastebin.

>>13526122
Oh, I thought there were a few people that could edit the pastebin.

Finally got my lilith uterus. Holy shit, /jp/ was right this thing is amazing.

>>13526264
I ordered a soft version yesterday. My first onahole. This could be the start of a very dark time in my life. It'll probably get here sometime early next week.

>>13516179
> the only complaint I have is that they packaged this weird gel-like lube with it.
I have normal Rina and to be completely honest I thought that lube was better than Peace's.

>about to have a turn at my Rina regular
>see the lolinco i used yesterday
>wash her
>still smells like cum
>wash her for like 10 minutes
>dry her
>smells lovely like figs
>who are you quoting

A notable case why you guys should wash her immediatly after you used your girls.

>>13526598
>who are you quoting
Ist es so schwer für dich, einen normalen Text in Englisch zu schreiben?
Du weißt ganz genau, dass epische Grüntext-Geschichten hier nicht geschätzt werden, also sei keiner von den Türken, die in Deutschland leben aber sich nicht im geringsten anpassen wollen und hör auf mit der unnötigen Provoziererei.
Es ist ja wirklich nicht viel Arbeit, die einzelnen Sätze zu vervollständigen und mit Konjunktionen zu verbinden, normalerweise (also mit einer normalen Englischbildung) sollte das sowieso der Ausgangspunkt sein, somit ist es mehr Arbeit, sie in Grüntext umzuwandeln oder bist du bereits so verblödet, dass du schon im Grüntext denkst?

>>13526421

Me too. I have a Fleshlight that I never use because it sucks, and I wanted to feel what an anime vagina is like. I live within driving distance from their warehouse so hopefully it won't take very long at all.

>>13526666
Nice quads.

>>13526729
Thanks, man.

Is Tomax soft material similar to
Rina's one?

>>13527260
No, it's softer.

>>13527260
It's about the consistency of spring-y nubile flesh. Poke yourself somewhere where you're not too fatty or muscle-y and you'll have an idea of the consistency

>>13526598
Who are you quoting indeed

Guys, can you give me a quick update on whether there is good good pc-onahole software/hardware/youknowhwat I mean available that doesn't cost a fortune? Sort of a thing I want to try out, but my alternative is to ask if something this https://www.omochadreams.de/artikel.php?art=G000077&kat=7 is fun and would it combine with https://www.omochadreams.de/artikel.php?art=F000479&kat=6 this?

I fucking hate that shop and the fucked up prices, but I have bad experience with importing and I am not doing it again.

Please respond.

How long does it normally take e-packets to clear us customs? My big Rina has been at "Arrival at inward office of exchange" for 2 days now.

I ordered 2 holes off amazon shipping them to the locker. When I got the package today, one of them has been ripped open and the most costly hole was missing, Presumably stolen by some vagabond. Did a UPS driver steal my hole, I mean amazon wouldn't have shipped an empty package right? Please don't tell me someone's going to blackmail me over this somehow, I ordered to this locker to save face if they have my address from the package I can't do anything against them.

Damn it, should I contact customer service? God damn it, how can I just say "someone stole my rubber pussy" straight out? Please help /jp/ I'm panicking right now.

>>13529039
Yes, Amazon customer service is great, just tell them and they'll ship another one for you.

It's very strange that the package would be opened though. It's not like the delivery driver knows the contents of the package.

>>13529080
I don't understand it either, the box had been crushed partially, but the thing was intact, including the amazon shipping tape. Thinking about it, since UPS drivers presumably don't have access to Amazon Prime branded tape, the package must have been opened before shipping. But that makes even less sense as it should have been clear that the thing was empty and not have been shipped.


I will contact customer service though, thank you for helping me put my thoughts in order.

>>13529039

Show us a pic of the box. It could have either been torn in transport and your hole is now sitting in the bottom of the UPS truck or on the sorting room floor, or some cultural diversity thought there was money or drugs in your box and is now extremely disappointed.

>>13529095
Which box, the amazon box? That was a bit squished, but I saw no holes in it that could have had the thing rolling on the floor of the truck.

Here is a crappy picture of the top of the hole box with the sealing ripped off.

>>13529080
Thank you again for the advice anon. Though no replacement product was available, I did get a full refund already, and free shipping should I order another one, though all other sellers of it on amazon charge cutthroat rates.

>>13529095
>extremely disappointed
Think you mean extremely excited

>need $20 more of stuff to get amazon free shipping
>cant think of anything else i really want

>>13529643
Buy more lube, like a couple bottles of Ona Tsuyu.

http://kids.nunodoll.com/lifesize/girl08.html

Who wants to try and make their own liplop or meiki plush? This thing has a pretty decent looking booty and breasts considering it's homemade.

Not sure how one would alter the pattern to allow for an insert, espcially one the size of a venus though.

>>13529787
how many sessions does a 370ml bottle of onatsuyu last? buying 3 bottles at once seems a bit excessive

>>13529880
1 bottle will last for about 1.5 year if you fap each day once

>>13529880
It depends on how much you use each time. Two bottles should suffice for now. You can also get other types of lube or stuff like a prostate massager or toy bag to store your holes.

>>13529643
Get some snacks

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0088W8HKC/

>>13530019
lolwut

>>13530091
That shit is actually really good and it made my load a lil thicker.

>>13530091
sometimes a man just needs some fruit snacks as an after fap snack, don't judge.

>>13530128
Yeah, better fill up on cum producing vitamins before you go into round 2.

>>13530019
Can you feed these to a toucan?

>>13530019
wow, thats like a 20% markup

>>13530159
Yeah but it appears at my door, so it could be worth it.

>>13530135
uh, semen is proteins and water.

>>13530173
It's not like the proteins you eat go directly into your semen, all sorts of shit is needed for its production.

>>13526666

>verlangt dass sich einer der Umgebung des Threads anpasst
>Benutzt eine Sprache, die kaum einer hier versteht

Gut getrollt Fritz

>>13531572
>Germandude
>versteht kein Deutsch

>>13531572
>>13531624
Why is everyone fighting for my love?

>>13532041
hasst du ein sauerkraut in deine lederhosen?

>>13532052
yes

>>13526666
>>13531572
>>13531624
>>13532052
>>13532123
Sorry if I interrupt you guys, but can we go back discussing fake vaginas in English?

>>13532296
just ignore them, they were just shitposting.
How much did /ona/ spend already?
http://strawpoll.me/4415241/

Any info on the changes to the venus real?

anyone have any experience with the Vorze A10 Cyclone?

>>13532296
I was just calling Germandude out in German because I didn't want to bother the rest of the thread.
Not my fault that this escalated almost 24 hours later because of some other idiot.
Anyways this probably won't happen again because Germandude is a reasonable guy who won't post epic greentext stories on the jay anymore.

>>13533377
We'll see about that.
The only one who was actually bothered was you.It's okay though.

>>13533306
anyone else doesn't want to stick his best part into an electrical device?

Any experiences on the vibrating blue tenga cockring from amazon jp?
Just ordered. Not sure what to expect.
>Handsfree erection sustain HO

Anyone have experience with the Loli Kupa!?

I can't find shit on it.

I want to get Mao so I can hug her and cuddle her, but she might never get out of bed that way. I mean, she's just 17kg at 40k Yen.

Help.
Puni Hole DX or Puni Hole DX Hard Edition?

My Cocolo is dying and I need another large toy soon.

>>13534176
>My Cocolo is dying and I need another large toy soon

How the fuck?

Unrelated, Rina onee-chan showed up today and some other stuff. The damn postie shows up at 10am on a Saturday and I have to collect my "figures" in my underwear. I'm sure a naked hairy overweight white skinhead swearing at him is exactly what the postie needed on a Saturday morning but it's his fault for existing so early.

One more successful customs dodging which is always nice although Rina's box actually doesn't have any nudity on it. You'd need to open it to find the naked version of the cover picture.

>>13534333
Do tell how casper feels and works. It looks good.

Hey jaypees, its about time for me to restock my masturbating supplies.

I want to save a bit of money and try out new things, so I have a few questions.

For someone who really liked pepee, what are some other pepee lubes with gimmicks that you'd recommend?
I don't want to order separately and I want to save money, so is there anything from NLS that is really close to the venus very soft? I could get married to that hole, but not for eighty bucks that it comes out to almost when ordering from queencat.

I also wanted to try out anal. I see you guys really recommend prostate massagers, but I don't want ANYTHING that makes the least bit of a peep. I masturbate at night and in secret. If a massager can work near silently, I'll consider it. Aside from that, I'd like a dildo around the medium size of five inches.
I've looked on NLS and they have one with foreskin that would be perfect, but I'm not sure if its solid enough for doing anal with.
http://en-nls.com/pict2-37539-9999?c2=18001014


Thanks!

>>13534379

Yeah when I get around to it. I also have to write a review of Rina onee-chan when I have some data for you guys. But my brother has a customer over at the moment so I can't get freaky just yet and also I'm keen to try the bendy stick thing out first.

>>13534415
>in secret
Turn on a loud fan.

Have i gone too far and went past the point of no return?

>>13534446
I don't live in the third world. In the USA, even the homeless have central air and heating.

>>13534447

I have atleast double that plus two hips. You are small time.

>>13534455
Yeah okay, a fan would be way too suspicious.

>>13534455
>asks for help
>is given advice
>starts acting like a shitcunt

This is why people hate Americans.

>>13534415

Don't get it trust me that foreskin gimmick will just fill up with poo and you'll need to clean it out by hand. Also don't put anything with a wire skeleton in it up your bum even if the chance is minimal of it breaking out of the mold I don't want you to end up like 1guy1jar with a perforated colon.

Just buy a proper prostate massager before doing anything stupid.

>tfw you want to use your hole but you don't want to clean up afterwards

I don't know what to do anymore

>>13534492
I just wanted to be funny....

Okay, I didn't even notice the wire in it.
There isn't a prostate massager guide in the pastebin by the way. Is one in the works?

Still waiting for venus very soft feel-a-likes

http://en-nls.com/pict1-17245?c2=12001311
Meiki story

http://en-nls.com/pict1-28152?c2=9999
Yotsumeya honpo

http://en-nls.com/pict1-33448?c2=9999
wet meiki shin

Which one of these feels the closest to a very soft venus?

>>13534176
If you've read the previous thread you'll know that the hard edition is the superior one. The harder ass cheeks are more realistic and nice to smack.

>>13534728
>The harder ass cheeks are more realistic and nice to smack.
Asses are not all the same viscosity. Maybe he enjoys some sloppy gelatinous asses, I know I do, ever since I was a kid and I saw two older women walking down the beach with their asses jiggling all over the place. Its just a matter of preference.

>>13534736

Are you by chance of African-American heritage?

>>13534716
What I'm set to get right now.
Its pretty much one year to the day since I last ordered from NLS, so 100 bucks does go a really long way here. I don't mind spending more for an onahole if there is something softer than the Shin at NLS.

Thoughts?

>>13534788
Why aren't you paying in JPY for even greater savings?

Ok so time for initial impressions of big Rina. Unfortunately I had a "jet fuel can't melt steel beams" moment a few minutes in and never actually finished but I can say a few things about her now before having another go.

The material is seemingly identical or very nearly to the Ag+ stuff Lolinco is made out of. It's a lot firmer than the original Rina and a lot less stretchy which results in a tighter fit despite being a 1080p rescale of the original. Some of this new tightness is of course simply due to the increased size resulting in a lot more material you need to push aside when using her.

Since I only had a brief stint before having to pack up (had people coming over that I forgot about) I can't give a detailed analysis of how she feels but if you'd like a firmer hole like Lolinco but without the cock-strangling hymen then big Rina is worth looking at.

>>13535133
>1080p

>>13534716
>>13534788

http://en-nls.com/pict1-24330?c2=12001112

This is about the softness of Tomax very soft material, Japanese onahole blogs really like it, It's in the order I've got shipping ATM.

>>13535258
Looks a bit off. I might just hold off and see if I can squeeze a bit more life out of my venus. Maybe the meiki shin will surprise me...
also, would the tenjo tenge DAN be too much for first time anal?
Its not that big, same measurements as my dick actually which is why I really want to buy it, although my penis is proportioned thinner at the base, similar to the shape of the tenge issun but that is sadly only sold at 11cm, which ruins my fantasies.

>>13533533
I'd never even heard of it. Link?

>>13535133
Damn i'm jealous!

Maybe I'm out of place here.... But I went through the pastebin guide and it never mentions fleshlight brand at all... Any reason?
Thoughts on this?

>>13527260
Fleshlights aren't onaholes, they are also overpriced and terrible compared to glorious nippon holes.
Thats all.

I want to buy my first ona. But I have one question. Is it legal to buy onahole with loli on a package. I want to buy pic related. I just moved to Ireland and I don't know anything about law here. Is there any place where I can check this?

>>13537207
Pastebin

>>13537207
As long as there is no nude girl on the cover it should be fine for you. Remove packaging if unsure.

>>13537212
pastebin mention only usa and canada

>>13537207
>ireland

Dont buy loli unless its domestic or you want to go to prison

>>13537080
we don't buy that here

>>13537992
Yeah, I figured I was going to get some response like this...

Any particular reason why? or is it one of those
>western = bad
kinda things?

>>13538211
No, there are legit reasons to dislike Fleshlights. Size, texture, material, price, through holes, the list goes on. We treat Tenga similarly and they're a Nip company.

>>13538218
Don't forget the high markup.

I have one question that the pastebin does not answer.
I see lots of answers in the archive for long dicked men, like R20, but what is there for wide dicked men. I have a very fat penis, give me your widest please.
My previous was the hot gimmick and I could feel the first two rings almost destroying my penis, so I didn't get much use out of it, and its just sitting under my bed.

>>13538256
Tomax holes.

>>13538272
damn, its not on nls.
It'll come out to $66 just for the venus by itself, and $77 for the other stuff from NLS..

The price of a man's vices.

Anyone in the UK who wants a transparent fleshlight, you can get one for 15 bongs right now.

http://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/B005I0KUT8

I know they're shit or whatever, but it's transparent. And I've always been curious what they're like. The only negative is it's a homo version, but it's a fucking mouth opening, so who cares?

>>13538211
Let's just say I've tossed my fleshlight after buying a few onaholes.

>>13538439
Which one was it?

>>13538218
Yeah I noticed that most of the holes you guys recommend are enclosed... What's the difference?

>>13538439
I almost went with fleshlight a few months ago, I'm really glad I found this thread... Got Venus Clone & Lilith Uterus otw... Couldn't pick one or the other, so yeah...
>Whynotboth.jpg

>>13538441
I had a regular one from years ago, recently I moved so I just tossed it since I have my Venus Real and Lilith Uterus.

>>13538547
So the vanilla lady hole not any of the textured holes

>>13538597
Yep. I'm sure their recent ones are pretty good.

But aren't all of the fleshlights very hard material? Ever since I started using Tomax Soft I don't particularly want hard materials anymore.

>>13538458
>What's the difference?
Through holes are marginally--and I do mean marginally--easier to clean but provide less suction on their own. FLs kind of make up for this with the case, but with closed end holes there's no valve to muck with.

>>13540502
Are FL really through holes though? If you screw the endcap on then it's the same as a closed hole.

>>13534447
is that the cq roll and the nekoko my nyan? (if I got that right)

>>13540535
>Are FL really through holes though?
They're through holes in a case, yes. The case does make them better than without, but it's still not a complete seal on that end and, again, the valve takes fudging with.

>>13538218
>>13538211
The main reason to dislike them is that the first 4 inches of most of them don't even have texture. You need at least a ten incher to get any real value out of them.

None of their textures have a degree of realism, and are mostly designed for the visual appeal of the pattern over the actual feel of the texture itself. I mean, their 'famous most intense texture' is the STU, which is just bumps.

There are some nice things about them, like you can just stick the sleeve under a tap and then dry it. And the moldings they did of the girls in their fleshlight girls line are really nice. And if you've got a 12+ inch dick they are your only option.

>>13538458
>>13540502
>>13540956

How Fleshlight is working is pretty much summed by
>>13540962

I will add only that closed holes are better in term of suction, because FL with few thrusts is making an vacuum effect like a penis pump with with added air pressure (because air have no place to leave) so its very bleak feeling and reducing significantly the stimulation from the texture.

Where closed onaholes have swallow effect and don't compromise the feeling of texture and keep air pressure at normal levels where the suction is substantial and stronger overall with womb chamber. (Uterus, Witch temptation, 17evo etc.)

>>13538359
but in the end it's one of those "if you had to have only one hole" holes... i have like 15 holes and 2 hips... i'd have no problem just using my venus clone, my hip, and having the ai chan tits

>>13538439
>>13538441
I also used to have the puma swede, STU, original, succudry, spread eagle, o doyle's stout anal but I sold them (yes people bought them off craigslist). The only thing I miss from them is the nice orifice molds. The end cap on the case is a real problem to get just right it was always too much or not at all. Other cons are already mentioned from other posters

Every night I think about buying an anal toy and every night I try not to.

>>13541427
I've bought a few, I can't do shit with them. Maybe if I stopped fapping for a couple of weeks I could manage something, but I'm too lazy.

An aneros does make you cum a little harder, if lubing it up wasn't such a hassle I might use it more often.

>>13541439
Cleaning is far more work than lubing up for me.

>>13541445
I just hate lube. It's sticky and gets all over your hands. Cleanup is a minor hassle by comparison.

>>13541473
>I just hate lube

>>13541473
I bet you would only do raw to your holes you sick fuck

>>13541473
Whoa, steady there Anakin, isn´t it kinda dangerous to go in dry?

>using lube
>not leaking precum like a faucet at the slightest provocation

I've rarely ever had to use lube. How do I do it? Fuck if I know, I stay hydrated but it's not like I've tried those "cum 10x more" supplements or anything. Maybe I'm just virile as fuck.

>>13540962
>>13540980
I think that's why I didn't go with them in the first place, those things are huge. I'm an average sized guy, so every one I looked at I would be missing out on the end of the tunnel, seemed like a waste. I do recognize they have a smaller line I forget what it's called (FL flight?).

>>13540502
This is the other reason, the case. Seemed like extra shit. I like the ona holes in that, that's all you need to use them.

It should probably said though, that the customization of suction seems more like a feature than a hassle. But I've never used it so I can't say for sure.

Thanks for the answers guys.

Just tried OnaTsuyu with my Lolinco for the first time...
I came beef stroganoff, it really is good lube.

>>13542097
Speaking of lube... I got this:
http://www.queencatadulttoys.com/lube-company-elastic-personal-lubricant-water-based-16-oz/

I didn't want to order from 2 different companies, and I didn't want shit to come in separately so I said fuck it...

How badly did I just fuck up?

>>13542135
>16$ for 473ml of lube
This better be some high quality shit or you fucked up big times.
for 4$ more you could've gotten 1 bottle of 2cans favorite incl. shipping.

>>13542157
>>13542135
Its a simple decent lube, Fleshlube is better

>>13542135
This is the only lube I use. I have onatsyuu too but I never use it since it's thick and needs to be watered down, which is inconvenient. This lube also has a squirt dispenser, so it's really quick to apply and leaves no mess.

>>13540962
>And if you've got a 12+ inch dick they are your only option.
So it would work great for everyone on 4chan, since the average person here has a 22cm penis.

>>13542587
Oddly enough people are pretty honest about their dicks in the onahole threads. It's kind of critical to getting a good recommendation that you tell us, and most of the products we really like are designed for tiny Japanese dicks anyways.

What do you guys think of those NPG holes with pleats?
http://en-nls.com/pict1-38505?c2=12001111

>>13542058
I'm the exact opposite. I barely leak precum at all. Only time I ever have any precum is after edging a ton.
My loads are generally pretty thick too.

>>13542481
5/5 A+ reporting chief.
Thanks.

>>13534100
what's the matter little man, can't lift 40kg?

Goodness, why are PO boxes so expensive in Canada?

Going by the archives, it seems to be about three times more expensive than everyone else.

>>13545143
It's all that universal healthcare

>>13544631
Shipping weight, smartass.

I've been looking at how UPS works, and I don't understand why they bother having a FAQ section.

Almost every question is answered with
>Because all our locations are individually owned and operated...
>Contact your neighbourhood location for details

I wish their individual pages answered these questions.

>>13545143
There's a reason for all the postal strikes bro, 'cons are cutting all the services hard.

>>13545299
Well, at least they make that easy to find. I opted for a USPS box over UPS just due to the massive difference in price. Shipping's a bit slower to PO boxes though, so there is that to consider.

In the near future I'll have to depart home base and live on the road as a trucker.
Does anyone have an idea for maintenance of your holes while on the road? Stuff like washing your holes with no running water, storage, to carrying an everyday hole due to not having the luxury of being home.

>>13546164
Correct me if i'm wrong, but when i read your text it's like you're going to drive for 8-10 hours a day and then sleep in your truck at the end of the world. You're not going to make a stop at a gas station or at a supermarket to get food or water or even to take a dump, but at least you can use and clean your onahole while driving. Since you're going to take a stop at a gas station or a supermarket anyway, there will always be a bathroom to clean your onahole. There is always option B (pic related). For the storage part it's always the same: cool place (not too hot not too cold) and airy. Since you have room in your truck for your onahole, you should've enough space to store some wet and dry paper towels and a bottle of antibacterial soap.

Any other dildos with foreskin?
http://en-nls.com/pict2-42119-9999?c2=18001014
This one barely counts.

roll

rawl

I sometimes see these threads and get the urge to buy one to try it out, but reading the section on cleaning them turns me off every time. I live near Akihabara so buying them would be super easy too. Disposal also seems like a problem, I assume they would be non-flammable garbage, and I don't produce much of that so whenever I do leave a bag of it out it's usually just a few clearly visible items. I don't wanna become the guy who always leaves used up onaholes in the apartment trash receptacle for everyone else to see. I wish the bags didn't have to be transparent, maybe I can figure some other common non-flammable trash to hide them in when it's time to toss them?

>>13546806
Get a tenga flip. Cleaning it is super easy. I really only use it now despite owning 2 others because cleaning is ezpz

>>13546164
Where are you trucking, what cargo, how long are your drives, and do you have space in the front seats?

If you're truck is fairly nice, air conditioning for temperature reasons are great. Get a small, sealable container about the length of your holes and put your powders in it. If your area gets hot or your little cabin left out in the sun, be careful about storage method and temperature, as having it compressed or stretched while in higher temps may lead to slight deformation.

For washing, towels, paper towels, liquid soap, a waste bucket and a large container of clean water with a controllable spout. Attempt to use less than 500ml of water per hole. If you want, get soap foamers. It'll be a bit of a challenge trying to fit all that in a small space and to use it all. Remember to keep clean. Go nigger-rig a soldering kit just in case you need tose repairs.

Those brand new trucks look so nice even if the engine and the chassis are refurbs. Shit is cool, man.

>>13546849
>do you have space in the front seats

Dude you know any line haul truck has a sleeper cab on it, right?

>>13546164

Pretty sure your situation is like the only time a single-use tenga has value. Keep a couple behind your seat and bust one out at the end of your drive. Or be hardcore and do it while driving like I used to.

Does anyone know if something is going on with JSS?

Sagawa Express has already made two delivery attempts today and yesterday and claims no one was at the address to receive the package.

>>13547055
Did you remember to use the Bulk Shipment Code he gave you?

>>13547069
Yep. I just double-checked.

Just bought my first hole. As per the pastebin, I got the Onatsuru lube. I had no idea what to get so I got loli Rina as my first one. It felt awkward looking around the shop so I just got Rina, as per one of the guys from the pastebin reviewed. Feels better than one's own hands but a bit of a hassle to clean. I also messed up and tore up a bit of her labia due to being careless. Not that bad though, I think.
If I were to buy a second one, what would you recommend? Something not of the loli series maybe.
I live in Japan right now and am just 30 minutes away from Akiba, I bought my stuff from love merci's.

Sayu

>>13546806
Just put them in the flammable garbage.
Isn´t non-flam for stuff like glass and metal?
Also, I hear cutting them up into little pieces like a serial killer is a good way to dispose of them discreetly, if you have the heart to do it.

>>13547091
Consider yourself lucky that you live near Akiba and have easy access to all these fine goods. Love Merci is a pretty amazing place.

If you can get a Tomax hole like Lilith Uterus or Venus Real then go for it. Mouth of Truth is also another one you have to try. There's also the 17 Evo Soft and Cocolo.

Anons, what are your thoughts on the busty ai chan? I'm thinking of getting one just to titfuck it.

onahole for military otaku

>>13547870
You didn't read the guide.

>>13547880

>>13547880
>>13547883
A bomb on my dick

>>13547880
>>13547883
Enemy soldiers duck in terror as the grenade shaped object falling into their base starts leaking a unknown white substance.

>>13547881
The guide just talks about it briefly, no reviews or in depth thoughts

I love this excuse

>>13547896
>the Busty Ai-Chan, which is widely regarded as the best tits toy available
Let's say it's true and everyone who has one can confirm it.
Rjob also made 2 videos of him fucking them:
https://www.mediafire.com/folder/lp0tl8vhdo982//Ai%20Chan

how should i store my hips? nls toy bags are obviously too small

>>13548034
I just wrap all my holes up in a tshirt. A hip takes two.

>listen to /csgog/
>lose
>do opposite of /csgog/
>lose
i am done

>>13547880
looks like the bomb

I have a cold. I used up 3 rolls of toilet paper in 3 days, and this got me thinking, why can't your body produce this much seminal fluid this fast?
Imagine, you could ejaculate like in your chinese porno cartoons.

>>13548595
Try that god-tier cum guide

>>13548595
Just blow your snot into your hole to use as lube. No tissue paper needed, and two birds killed in one stone!

>>13548595
Mucus is one of the most common fluids produced by the body. The production of sperm is a much more complicated process that takes time.

It's pretty unlikely that you'd drain your entire balls though, at least I've never seen it happen.

>>13548742
You're talking about sperm, I'm talking about semen. Semen doesn't have to contain sperm at all as far as I'm concerned.

>>13548595
just pump thick stuff into your bladder like everyone else does

>>13548761
You know they get inflammation from that later, right?

I Have a Venus clone in Soft and am looking to get the Real. Reading that its less stimulate than the other Venus's, should I get it in Regular?

Has anyone done one for the iDOLM@STER girls?

>>13548778
>iDOLM@STER

>>13546164
>washing your holes with no running water, storage
W I P E S
I
P
E
S

any kind without alcohol

wrap that shit in a towel/shirt and store it in a lockbox/secure bag

What's Germany's current legal situation concerning importing Fake Vaginas with naked lolis on the package cover?

pastebin only covers freedombros and I am kind of in a bind (unsure, inexperienced, uninformed).
Though I do know a little bit about the legal situation concerning figurines and the sorts.

I am trying to consider joining your group while I still have the chance.

My Rina of 3 three months is completely destroyed now. I only used her a couple of times a week, which isn't very often. I really wanted the loli experience, and I was probably a little too enthusiastic about using her early on. I'm 6 inches long and 5.5 girth. Was I too big for her? Are there other loli holes that would fit me better?

>>13548965
Golden Rule: if you don't know the laws, then have them remove the packaging

>>13548778
Here, save the cleaned up version. I'll make one for idolmaster too. Expect it later tonight.

>>13548761
I didn't know the bladder had anything to do with seminal fluid.

>>13549212
Ball'n

>>13548965
Go for it dude, if you have room for a bottle of ona tsuyu grab one for me. If your next custom office is Darmstadt and your order gets snatched, you can be relieved. They only count the items if you say you ordered sex toys. Ems is less likely to get into retention.

>>13548778
>>13549212
someone make something like this for K-On

>>13549212
>NicoRinPana are the tightest
I will navigate them after school if you catch my drift.

I have a tracking number but it doesn't tell me where to check it...

>>13549878
its from nls and I used ems

>>13549878
I use http://www.17track.net/ site for tracking.

>>13549878
Maybe you should try Japan Post?
https://www.post.japanpost.jp/int/ems/delivery/index_en.html

for some reason I want to see someone dispose of an onahole using a blender

it would be a gory way to go but also hilarious

>>13550072
Call BlendTec, I've got a video for them.

>>13550072
Send in a request to the Will it Blend guys.

>>13550082
>>13550083
Dude nice

>>13549212
Here, I suggested your picks to Love Live general:

>>>/vg/104437225

>>13550112
Good job.
We must brace ourselves for newfags tho.

>>13549212
Why are Kotori and Umi so loose?

>>13550216
Those are only loose if your dick is small

>>13549439
Here you go anon. I have no idea what I'm doing so edit suggestions are welcomed.

Waiting warmly on big Rina impressions, I think I've had about enough with Lilith Uterus. I was looking forward to fapping to something all day, and after my normal 30 minute session the climax was pretty disappointing, especially after three days of near-perfect ahegao-inducing Lolinco orgasms. After cleaning up and just browsing some threads two or three lewd images later and I feel like I want to fap again and just use my hand. Need a hole to switch off with Lolinco, something around the same level of stimulation without quite being so tight, I think.

Two questions:
- do alice dayo & venus real fit in one package (under 1600g)?
- what's better, alice first stage or in heaven ver?

>>13550989
And third, do alice dayo is actually lolihole like rina?

I recently got my first hole, an r-20, but some parts of it are almost too stimulating, since soft holes are considered better for slow buildup that's what I'm considering getting next, unfortunately I have no reference point to judge from. So from a general standpoint how soft is the r-20 considered? For instance compared to the tomax materials, which I hear are pretty soft how is it? Or compared to other holes in general.

Which onaholes came with shimapan or panties in general? Would it be easier getting hold of some elsewhere, like a cosplay site?

>>13547055
Sagawa Express guy here. So after a third delivery attempt, JSS finally got the package. They didn't reply to my email yesterday (don't even know if they read it), but at least they haven't died off yet.

>ordered a Lilith Uterus from omojewdreams on the 20th
>been 5 days
>order still says "approved" in their awful tracker. Don't even know if it will change from that.
>suffering

>>13551392
I usually don't place too much trust in the tracker outside Japan.

Maybe it's just Canada Post being its usual shitty self, but I've had packages arrive at my doorstep with the tracking info still pointing at "dispatch from outward office of exchange" (i.e. just left Japan).

>>13547870
aichan or bust bitttttch

>>13547892
heh.

>>13551389
premium bitch comes with cheap panties (and i mean cheap) but they are cheap holes so you get what you pay for.

>>13547870
aichan or bust bitttttch

>>13547892
heh.

>>13551389
premium bitch comes with cheap panties (and i mean cheap) but they are cheap holes so you get what you pay for.
http://en-nls.com/pict2-27686-9999?c2=9999

>>13551389
Puritto Hip 17, Purupuru Finale, and Real. All hips. There's that one hole that came with a sukumizu for it, but that's discontinued. Sew your own. Alternatively, you could get sizes appropriate for a full sized hip, or try with a variety of sizes for smaller hips. Children's sizes probably work for Cocolo, diapers probably work too.

Get doll panties from doll sites, Tokyo Libido probably makes some for their bodies. Should the body have the same waist measurement as the circumference for your hole, it'll probably fit.

>>13550072
pls no ;_;

I bought Virgin Age: Graduation, and it's actually much harder than I assumed. Maybe I should've read more about it before ordering, I already have Nekokko Mi-Nyan and I have to admit that I'm another soft hole guy.

I'm not really sure why they made the end all smooth though when most of the hole is really stimulating, it feels weird. Overall I think I prefer Mi-Nyan because of that, but I probably need to compare them a little bit more. I like how thick the VA:Graduation is though, and it looks a lot nicer too, although Mi-Nyan is probably a lot more durable.

I also bought the (new) USB warmer. It's pretty nice, actually. I don't think it takes that long to warm it up a little bit so I don't have to enter a cold hole, although I guess waiting with your dick in your hand kind of sucks. Warming it up any more than that probably takes ages though.

>>13551445
I ordered from omochandreams though which is in Germany and I'm in Finland. Other stuff I've ordered from Germany have gotten to me in 3-4 days normally from all kinds of different sized stores.

I sent them a message asking where my shit is. Now just gotta wait if they even answer.

The frustration is getting pretty bad.

>>13552044
I hope you took the trusted shop guarantee.
Try contacting them if omochajews don't answer.
http://www.trustedshops.eu/seal-of-approval/buyer-protection.html

The shop is one big ripoff, only the succubus holes are pretty cheep.

This scored higher than ZXY from XX branded review, could this be a new meta?

>>13552083

>>13550405
Can you post me your templates of the onas? And wich font did you use?

>>13552083
They interest me, but it just screams fleshlight. And I hate the material Fleshlight uses. It feels like shit.

>>13552083
ZXY isn't even that great, man. There are a ton of holes that feel better while only costing half as much.

>>13552072
I didn't take it. I thought Omochadreams is known for just massive jewing and slow as fuck customer support. Are they also known for just straight up scammin people?

>>13551482
which hip is that

Is there a fellatio equivelant of an onahole?

>>13552622
Like Mouth of Truth?

>>13552622
Pastebin, motherfucker, you didn't read it.

>>13550405
Now to wait for the idolmaster one that >>13549212 said he'd make. :)

>>13552374
Puni, obviously.

Newfag here. Onahole arrives tomorrow, so I have some minor questions. Anybody here make their own lube? And I don't mean like precum, but actual water based lube. Anything I should be aware about? I don't see how it could affect my onahole, but figured I'd ask.

Reason I ask is cause I didn't get any lube shipped in because "I can just go down the street to the store", but turns out I'd rather avoid doing that. I originally figured I wouldn't really need it, since I planned to just use my onahole in the shower, but now I'm not so sure. Made sure to get a TOMAX soft, just to be safe, though

>>13553011
google cornstarch lube if you're really desperate. don't know how it'll work or what it'll do but I assume it's fine.

just buy proper lube. it's up there with condoms as the least embarassing sex related item to buy.

>>13553041
Except lube means you're gay

>>13553011
Water can't substitute for actual lube, buddy. Unless you were talking about using shampoo or shower gel instead, which I don't recommend at all.

But I do recall some faggots asking if they could just use mayo. Wonder how that panned out.

>>13553048
or that you've got a girlfriend who likes it up the ass

>>13553056
Nice joke. As if people couldn't tell at a glance that a girlfriend is out of the question.

>>13552342
Dunno. The webpage looks ugly as fuck and the fact that i never hear of it until my friend asked me if this shop is legit, makes it fucking convenient.

>>13553011
Open guide.
Ctrl+d
search for: alchemy
second entry is the one you want to look at.

>>13553041
I would've preferred avoiding it. I'm still not sure where I'll hide the thing itself, let alone lube bottles. Not to mention everybody knows everyone around these parts, so it's just weird at the cash register

>>13553165
That's why I'll probably end up buying condoms too ;_; at least for appearances. I wonder how the onahole feels with them too

>>13553053
Conditioner works better than shampoo or shower gel. It's not irritating like soap. I can't say what it will do for durability though.

>>13553175
>condoms AND lube
That just means you're gay and you have AIDS

Lube is primarily for anal sex, vaginas provide their own lubrication. Condoms are a contraceptive, but that only matters when having sex with a vagina. You can't make a butt pregnant, whatever your gay shota doujin may have you believe. If condoms are not being used for vaginal sex, and they're being used for anal, it's to stop the spread of STDs.

>>13553168
After a couple of hours from me sending them the message they replied that my order has been completed and shipped. I also got a DHL tracking number at the same time. The tracking number doesn't show anything on DHL yet but I'm not too worried about that since it can take time before they scan it in to their system and I got the number only like an hour ago.

I'm gonna stay hopeful and if all goes well I'll have something to do for the weekend.

>>13553175
>buys onahole
>still cares about appearances
Just give it up, faggot. Accept that you've already crossed that threshold and there is no salvation left for you.

>>13553193
Sometimes people just don't want fecal matter all over their dick.

>>13553205
Then you should be buying lube and a douche. But usually the woman buys the douche because it is embarrassing to have the person you are going to have sex with think about the poop. So it really means you're just gay and going to take it up the butt.

>>13553211
>Then you should be buying lube and a douche.
>But usually the woman buys the douche
Then what's the problem? You seem to be contradicting yourself.

>>13553205
how can you say love her if you won't fuck her shit

>>13553219
The woman or the man taking it up the butt usually buys their own douche. It's a very private personal hygiene thing.

>>13553011
You made a mistake and that's too bad. Order a bottle or two of Ona Tsuyu next time.

Actually, when having both anal and vaginal intercourse, it is safest to use a condom during the former to avoid transmission of bacteria from the anal tract to the vagina.

>>13524345
generals are cancer propagated by permanewfag redditors attempting to recreate whatever subreddit pit they came crawling out of and should completely fuck off back to

discussion on 4chan is supposed to be punchy and ephemeral, if you want something more permanent find a fucking forum to post on

>>13553201
Glad to hear. At least your onas are on their way. Please do post pictures of the packaging if you got your girls.

>>13553276
Le edgy copy pasta meme is edgy.

>>13553283
Ironically using "le" is still retarded, though.

>>13553291
You could've just let it slide and everyone would've been happy but no, you had to post this reply.
:^)

Yurop here.
Where can I buy TOMAX holes ?

>>13553853
Omochadreams. If you're willing to pay what they ask.

Just wondering, how fat are you guys?

Alright, so I'm ready to make the plunge. I've read the pastebin, I've done the research as best I can, and I've narrowed it down to two choices: either a Lilith Uterus or a Real Venus. Most likely soft for either, but harder variants aren't ruled out either because I do have extreme difficulty finishing in general.

As far as lube goes, what's the best lube available on Amazon? The QueenCat website is currently down, so I can't package any they have for sale, but they've got their Tomax holes still up on Amazon so that's where I'm planning on buying them. Everybody keeps recommending Ona Tsuyu, but I can't find it on US Amazon unfortunately. I've looked at getting it from Japanese sources, but shipping is exorbitant; $8 for a bottle of lube and then $20+ for shipping isn't viable. If I could package it with the hole as well that'd be fine, but by itself it ain't worth it. The guide mentioned J-lube as an effective and cost efficient lube if you're willing to mix it -- is this what it referred to? http://www.amazon.com/J-lube-Hand-Lubricant-Concentrate-Veterinarian/dp/B004T4L49O/

>>13553988
Just under 70 kilos and 175cm.

>>13554049
I'm not sure about how "exactly" the firmness could possibly impact your ability to finish off in general but here are some pin points.

Tomax toys (Lilith, Venus - Uterus, Venus, Dots) ARE extremely Intense. The texture is all around and uneven surface to keep your dick interested but you need to be mindful about with lube that you should invest only in 2can original 370ml bottle.

Here is a small cap of firmness level to give you more idea.

Very Soft: 200% (this level of firmness if really for the guys that are just oversensitive the top)
Soft: 150% (default of /ona/ choice, very plush and more lifelike)
Regular: 100% (Fleshlight level)
Hard: 70% (this one if for those who have some problem with ejaculating)

where is some good non-realistic stuff?

>>13554322
Soft sounds pretty good, then. Currently leaning towards the Lilith Uterus, seeing how it looks a little more 'fun' than the Real Venus. I don't really give two shits about perfectly simulating a real vagina, seeing how I'll never experience one anyways.

Lube is currently my sticking point (heh). All the recommendations are for Japanese lubes, which would involve importing, and seeing how I'm getting the hole itself from a domestic source that makes them not viable. What domestic (US) lubes are worth buying and recommended?

I think I just came in under a minute holy shit

>>13554361
Domestic ones are pretty much average compared to 2can one, the common are Fleshlube (Water) or Astroglide that should suffice as temporary option.

For accessories I anyway recommend just to buy everything at en-nls it will be more reasonable and cheaper (in yen) that include Pussy Juicy, warmer (its nice) and standard medium sized Toy bag.

Lilith and Venus have internal design based (key word: Based) on real interior of woman vagina, the selling points is that inviting uneven texture with extras that Tomax came up with to give you an extra edge when needed, (Lilith have chamber with dots, Venus have pronounced G spot with dots) with build and durability quality.

>I'll never experience one anyways
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Z5-P9v3F8w

>>13554485
Well en-nls doesn't carry Tomax holes, right? So I'd be paying $20 in shipping just for lube. And that seems incredibly silly and inefficient, thus why I'm looking for domestic alternatives.

>>13554543
http://www.amazon.com/ToysHeart-4526374159008-Best-Soup-Japan/dp/B005A0PEQ0

>>13554634
Oh. Fantastic. I searched both with and without the space and got nothing; thanks a ton man.

Alrighty, well I'ma make the plunge then. Thanks for the help.

>>13553011
Go to the store, grab some water based lube (I suggest ID Glide) and some cheap condoms, pull up to the first cash with a dude at the till. Shoot him the finger guns and hand him your money. Bam, easy.

>>13553193
>He thinks people only use lube for anal

People use lube for everything dude. Vaginas don't spout torrents of fluid like in my chinese porno cartoons. And uncut people use condoms for anal all the time because they don't want an urethral infection from people's poorly cleaned pooper.

>>13554719
And cut men need lube even just for regular sex, especially with women above 30. The cut fucks with how the whole process works, necessitating a lot more lube to keep it comfortable for the women than with an intact cock.

>>13553988
6'0" 165lbs

>>13551392
Got mine today. Shipped in two days from QueenCat or whatever, with their free shipping. Impressed, but now I gotta find a way to hide my hole.

Thinking about going out and "winning" a teddy bear, gutting it, and hiding it in there in a plastic bag. A shame because TOMAX's box was nice

>>13554773
Just hide it in locked drawers or boxes filled with stuff that no one bothers to check. Roll it up in a shirt and hide it deep in your clothes drawer or closet.
Get creative with what's around the house, no need to go that extreme.

So I just got my Slut Announcer today even though USPS still says it's somewhere in Tennessee. I opened it, laid hands on it once and then my heart sank when I realized it was Safe Skin. Tried it once, got some decent suction out of it but as expected the texture was kind of irritating. I thought maybe I'd try using my warmer on an outlet charger to intentionally melt down some of the edges and ended up mostly flattening a good portion of the hole. Oh well, guess that's what I get for not paying enough attention.

>>13553988
5'7" 145 pounds
Granted I'm not a virgin and I only one one hole.

>>13554976
>lying on the internet

>>13555029
Why

I just got done fucking the REAL hip in the shower.
Holy fuck why didn't anyone tell me you last longer that way? I always fuged it laying down, so after i'm done I don't feel like cleaning and just sleeping. But all you have you do is just squat and clean and you're done!

>>13552083
For fucks sake you guys cant be this gullible. He's in bed (partnered)with the guys who fucking make the thing. Of course its going to score highly. He probably gets a cut of sales on them.

>>13553988
Fat ass here
275, 6'3

Any new holes in the last 3-4 months that are worth mentioning?

>>13553988
6'2", 215 lbs

>>13553988
6'1" 195lbs

I lift though.

>>13555193
Rina -BIG-

>>13553988
6'1" 150lbs

>>13553988
5'3" 100~120 lbs

I got my Lilith Uterus soft on Saturday and have used it a few times since. I've ejaculated into it each time and it's really intense, so much so that it's sort of uncomfortable. I've only ever had orgasms from my hand, is this just something I will get used to?

>>13553988

6'5 140 lbs

Any info released about the changes to the venus real?

>>13554049

Have anyone tried Puni Fuwa Mocchi 2000?
http://en-nls.com/pict1-40506?c2=12001014
Looks promising but cant find any reviews for it.

>>13555589
http://onahodouga.com/archives/55218555.html

Onahodouga rated it 4 stars overall.

>>13554049
Ona tsuyu on amazon is called "Best Soup Japan"

I made one, too.

Slightly off topic but i can't think of any other place to ask this.

Anyone have any experience here in ordering R18+ Dakimakura's using a service like "japanshoppingservice" for body pillows normally only shipped within Japan? I'm wondering if it's okay to use that service or if there's a better service for dakimakuras specifically that help with more discreet packaging.

I've used "japanshoppingservice" to order an AGM before.

>>13555652
That's a boy right?

>>13555654
It's what I must find out myself

>>13555652
>>>/a/125891293
you're welcome.

>>13555609
Thanks for the link even tho i dont speek moon, google did a decent job on translating.

alice dayo or venus real?
witch's more soft?

>>13555750
Theres 3 versions of Alice and 4 of Venus Real, you have to be more specific.

>>13555341
Holes that provide strong suction tend to do that. The semen is literally being vacuumed out of your urethra as you ejaculate, which can be almost painful.

I suggest getting a hole without a uterus/vacuum chamber for more pleasant orgasms.

>>13555750
Witches don't exist, nigger.

Alright guys. I'm three holes deep in this bitch and want a hip now. I've got $132 USD and two weeks before summer classes start.

Something heavy and durable. Any suggestions?

Currently staring intently at the Puni Ana. It any good?

I'd be nice if this was on Amazon too. Cause prime and all that shit.

>>13555863
Cocolo allegedly feels better, although the Puni clearly wins in the buns department.

I've also heard good things about the poco pen, which should also be within your budget.

>>13555609
Apparently this blog rated Rina -BIG- with 3 stars.

Makes me wary of Magic Eyes.

Just enjoyed my first onahole. Got a lilith. Had it twice in a row, and a little more. I got a question though. While the pastebin guide says to just pour water down the hole and stir it clean, TOMAX says to turn it inside out and clean it thoroughly. I did the latter, and powdered it a little with cornstarch. Will this kill my hole faster? Or is this OK?

Any guide how to order from daimoh?

>>13556113
yes you can do that too. Only with tomax holes though, Any dual layer toy flipping will damage the toy

>>13556128
Gotcha. Just making sure, because I wasn't exactly sure who to go with on this.

>>13555754
>4 versions of Venus Real
soft of course

>3 versions of Alice
I heard that first stage or heaven are not worth it and only dayo matters. Also at this time it's only AGM2 available.

So I wonder if I should get only Dayo or venus real soft + alice in heaven to fit in one package

>>13553988
5'11
240-50

We've now reached the bump limit. Thank you for reaching 5 days! As current OP, I will remove all the polls and links, as the pastebin already has shopping links.

As for the polls, we need to have a slight redesign for length: Maximum Length and Maintained Length. The average person can't go into an extremely erect state for prolonged periods of time due to restrictions in blood flow, horniness levels and all. Should we ever reset them for a more accurate count, go ahead.

In essence, the future OP will look like so:
Previous thread:

http://pastebin.com/hwhGL66a
Should we keep the polls and get rid of the links, or should we get rid of both?

>>13551033

>>13556296
I think that's too autistic to have two polls.

>>13552129
here you go, I don't remember the font I used unfortunately.

>>13553205
Who are you quoting?

>>13553988
71 kg; 1.7 m

>>13553988
180 cm
93 kg

Euroman

>>13554719
Don´t forget masturbation padawans who use lube to jerk off.

>>13555654
I´m pretty sure that´s Kino from Kino´s Journey (whichyoushouldtotallywatchit´sverygoodandsmartyouwon´tregretit), who is a girl who dresses like a boy.


and has a talkig motorbike

Man, I wish there was a good anal hole!
I mean, Japan has such a fertile sexual imagination, they come up with such cool stuff to put your dick in, , how come they can´t get it together to make a good representation of the second best orifice?!

>>13556677
Pretty sure all cut guys need lube.

I've been gone since december, has anything new come out that's good?

I got the
Cocolo
Slut Announcer
Neko mii nyan
R20
MoT
Venut Real
Lilith Uterus

>>13556704
Because the orifice itself is boring and all the fun is knowing you're pounding someone in the arse, which is hard to simulate with toys.

>>13556704
Just get grindr

>>13556707
Good? thats questionable. But with that set of onaholes you currently have, you are pretty much set for life... the only road for you is Hip or Full sized doll...

>>13555341
Try to avoid touching the dots area when ejaculating inside the toy, for that time the the skin of your glans will be overclocked to ultra sensitive that give you an unpleasant feedback.

Be mindful about also suction if that was the case, enter the toy without squishing the toy, after that you can do as you please.

>>13556706
I'm cut for more than 10 years, I don't lube most of the time. Of course it feels better with lube though.

Damn, another soldier down. curse my above average cock. Good news is i get to buy a new onahole! probably gonna stick with Lillith because i really enjoyed this one, thinking about the succubus. If anyone is considering the uterus i would highly recommend it if you want a slower more realistic fap session. But as i mentioned before, if you're a bit girthy you're probably gonna rip the uterus ring, mine lasted about 3 months.

>>13553988
6foot
135lbs
i'm actually not that skinny looking, pretty average

>>13553988
Not especially fat. In terms of BMI, I'm about a point shy of "overweight".

>>13557085
ayy lmao, how did you manage to get such a hole there? you were cleaning your ona with knife or what?

>>13557184
nah, the outer ring just kinda kept getting thinner after every few uses

New products on NLS.

There's a flared butt plug, VA:A Hard Edition, a new hole by Ride Japan featuring a new material called "Softy Touch" at 14cm or so tunnel length with 15cm overall length, and a hole by Toy's Heart that seems to be parodying Reccetear.

>>13552374
>>13552851
That is actually this hotpowers hip
https://en-nls.com/pict1-39313?c2=12001131

>>13551482
>>13552374
>>13552851
That is actually this hotpowers hip
https://en-nls.com/pict1-39313?c2=12001131

>tfw you order something through sal and still waiting for it
>tfw you order something through sal 5 days ago and it arrives before your first sal order

>>13557369
Yep. Happens to me all the fucking time.
There's also
>tfw you split one jss order into two sal shipments sent on the same day and they arrive two weeks apart

So how many of you have even read one thread besides this general here on /jp/?
Please refrain from posting feels and strawmen. This general doesn't have to be that much of a ghetto.

>>13557466
>feels
>strawmen
>ghetto

I don't think those words mean what you think those words mean.

You seem to think unreasonably highly of the population of /jp/. I do, in fact, peruse other threads here. I'm a resident of one where we primarily discuss having sex with or ejaculating on plastic dolls like pic related.

I'll see you guys in 72 hours, lel.

>>13555627
This is info that should be added to the paste for sure.

>>13557291
>VA:A Hard Edition
Would that thing even be penetrable?

>>13557822
Jesus, I bet it's just a rock with a hole in it.

>>13557505
You think wrong.
Feels should be obvious (tfw), strawmen are what the majority of people create when abusing the quote function and I apologize about "ghetto" if the "especially because of social, legal, or economic pressure"-connotation is that strong in English, slum would've been better.

Yes, I think "highly" of the population of /jp/ regarding the use of greentext because there really isn't much of a competition.

If you think that people ejaculating on plastic dolls would lower my view of /jp/, you're wrong. It would also be pretty hypocritical considering that I'm posting in this general.

>>13558186
>strawmen are what the majority of people create when abusing the quote function
pfffft ahahaha

>>13556706

The only people who say this are uncut.

>>13558209
You either are new as fuck to 4chan, retarded, illiterate or blind.
Most of the time people "paraphrase" a post completely wrong or they just put shit in the mouth the "quoted" anon to "win" an argument.

>>13558275
Haha. You dumb fuckwit.

This is not a strawman:
>tfw this retard doesn't know what a strawman is

This is not a strawman:
>he doesn't know what a strawman is
laughingwhores.jpg

This is a strawman:
>I don't have a fucking clue what strawmen are, but I'm going to post on the topic anyway derp

>>13558283
Congrats for being retarded.
http://wayback.archive.org/web/20131122130810/http://www.drury.edu/ess/Logic/Informal/Strawman.html
http://www.fallacyfiles.org/strawman.html
Got those links in seconds, you should go to a library if you don't believe random shit on the internet.
It's always funny when people claim that other people don't know what the fuck they're talking about when they themselves don't know what the fuck they (and the others) are talking about.

>>13558309
I can't decide whether it's comical or tragic that even after looking up the definition online, you still don't understand what a strawman is.

inb4 he thinks this statement is a strawman

>>13558348
Please show me where in those links it was stated that the strawman has to be a direct "quote". Because that's the only difference between your
>he doesn't know what a strawman is
and
>I don't have a fucking clue what strawmen are, but I'm going to post on the topic anyway derp
You're really talking about yourself, buddy. Just read that shit.
>A straw man argument occurs in the context of a debate―formal or informal―when one side attacks a position―the "straw man"―not held by the other side, then acts as though the other side's position has been refuted.
All your examples were "attacking" a guy who doesn't know what a strawman is, the way you do it doesn't matter at all. I hope you did understand it now and we can stop this already too long offtopic discussion.

holy shit you fuckers need to shut the fuck up

>>13558359
Um, no. You clearly still fail to understand the strawman fallacy. The key element is even in the passage you're quoting:
>when one side attacks a position not held by the other side

>he doesn't know what a strawman is
is me stating my own position

>I don't have a fucking clue what strawmen are, but I'm going to post on the topic anyway derp
is me stating "your" position for you, ergo the strawman

>>13558402
>is me stating my own position
About some random guy who isn't involved in the argument? The "he" you're talking about is the strawman. You would attack that guy instead of the anon you're responding to with the text after the greentext like you would when you make a direct "quote".
Again there are a lot of examples given where there aren't direct "quotes".

Are you trolling?

>>13558426
The pronoun "he" in that sentence references you. I'm finding it hard to believe you don't realize this yet.

Now it's obvious that you just don't even understand the contextual use of greentext. Pretty fucking ironic that you were just accusing others of being new a few posts ago.

>>13557505
Is he still alive or did he already masturbated his dick to death?

>>13558451
>The pronoun "he" in that sentence references you
It's supposed to but it doesn't because I know what a strawman is and can back it up with some random links from the internet. Are you that dense? People use strawmen instead of attacking the real person, obviously they'll pretend that the strawman is the guy in question.
If you don't believe that for whatever reason, let's take another example.

>>13555029
This is a strawman if the guy was telling the truth (and if you don't regard it as just a meme)

>>13549619
Textbook example.

There are also a ton examples on other boards, it shouldn't take you long to find those.
>>>/a/125895024
The OP is already one, no wonder it's filled with strawmen, you even have your direct "quote" right in the first few responses.

Oh and I almost forgot about all the >implying strawmen, where most of the time there's nothing like it implied in the post.

If you agree that those examples are strawmen, then you agree that I know what a strawman is and you should recognize all of your examples as strawmen.

>>13557085
Same shit is happening to mine. It starts out kinda like a tear and it's starting to see transparent. I think because I flipped it inside out too much.

Looks like they're making a "bone" version of the Puni DX.

>>13547880
Someone post this to /k/.

>>13524345
I think we should make an archive of all the OP pics... For posterity and research, that is.

>>13558709
Looks nice, guess I'm saving some money for it.

>>13558803
Just created one, check it out https://danbooru.donmai.us/
>>13558881
Someone there already bought a bone hole once and it wasn't that great iirc
He also cut it open and posted pics

>>13558929
I know, i saw the photos and everything i was actually thinking about buying it even before it came out, but after reading the reviews i decided to spend my money in something else, this hole is made by other maker so I'm hoping it turns out better, Puni's shape is sexier anyways, that's a big plus for me.

>>13558929
Did you upload them there under some tag or are you just being snarky?

>>13558958
I think he was being snarky. Just look in the archives for all the previous posts. If you can't find it via image search, try your hand at the boorus.

I learned a new word today!

>>13558958
>>snarky
>A word that should be googled to find the definition as per direction from Dane Cook. It means short tempered or irritable.
>"He was being very snarky with me. Yeah, snarky. Its a word, google it." -Dane Cook
yeah lol
Just use iqdb or search under the artificial_vagina tag really.

>>13558970
O-okay...

>>13558970
>>13558977
It seems like Sankaku Channel has the most pics. Now if only my batch downloader weren't limited with that site... Welp, it's gonna be a long night.

New thread.

>>13560252

Does anyone know if the lube that comes with http://en-nls.com/pict1-26132?c2=9999&incart=1 is edible or not?

>>13558709
I don't know about this, putting skeletons inside onaholes seems awful spooky.

And not quite pleasing to the dick.

Are onaholes good practice for the real thing?

What's the best "large masturbator" available on NLS ?
"poco pen" has good review on onahodouga, any suggestions ?