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Anonymous Fri May 22 16:56:30 2015 No.13533119 [DELETED]

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How could I possibly be human, when over half of the human race has rejected me?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 22 16:58:07 2015 No.13533132 >>13533119 I bet you didn't even try

>>	Anonymous Fri May 22 16:59:03 2015 No.13533136 Humanity is a social construct so don't worry.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 22 16:59:16 2015 No.13533140 I'll be your friend for the duration of this post so I'm not rejecting. There, you're human again !

>>	Anonymous Fri May 22 16:59:38 2015 No.13533147 >>13533119 >How could I possibly be human Learn to fake it.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 22 17:01:48 2015 No.13533161 >>13533119 That stupid sentence reminds me of the 2deep4you moments VNs tend to have every three lines.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 22 17:08:50 2015 No.13533161,1 i know

>>	Alice Fri May 22 17:21:44 2015 No.13533251 Democracy!

>>	Lenfried MOST ICHIBAN Boyfrien(...) !xQm9.FabbA Fri May 22 17:36:35 2015 No.13533342 File: 99 KB, 557x559, ultimate feelio.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] f*k the world dude I feel it, I feel it ...

>>	Anonymous Fri May 22 17:59:37 2015 No.13533453 >>13533119 Only half? You're lucky, I've been rejected by all.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 22 18:07:04 2015 No.13533484 Why would you want to? Abandon the society that abandoned you. Become youkai today.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 22 18:09:07 2015 No.13533493 >>13533484 And get killed by Reimu!

>>	Anonymous Fri May 22 18:13:00 2015 No.13533514 Which half? It sounds like you still have some optimism left, you cur!

>>	Anonymous Fri May 22 18:16:38 2015 No.13533527 >>13533119 Society is fucked. Why be concerned integrating into it? It's no fun being a normie.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 22 18:22:48 2015 No.13533551 I once had a social life but then I discovered eroge.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 22 18:26:59 2015 No.13533575 >>13533484 Youkai propaganda? Anon pls

>>	Anonymous Fri May 22 18:35:34 2015 No.13533603 File: 52 KB, 481x337, 1373139525986.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13533342 I missed you dude

>>	Anonymous Fri May 22 18:37:14 2015 No.13533609 >>13533551 I once had a social life but then I came to /jp/.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 22 18:37:57 2015 No.13533612 File: 108 KB, 1280x720, 1431745063886.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] how do i know if i've been rejected by half of the world?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 22 18:40:23 2015 No.13533620 >>13533119 Who needs them anyway?

Anonymous Fri May 22 18:48:21 2015 No.13533635
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>>13533119
Don't worry OP, I found a procedure to turn cute /jp/sies like you back into humans again!

Just come to this location tomorrow at 6 pm.
32.464432,-116.809991

Just don't tell anyone, it will be our little secret ;).

>>	Anonymous Fri May 22 18:52:48 2015 No.13533643 File: 228 KB, 655x933, 1428712020265.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13533635 Is this the /jp/ meetup? Vivo como a hora y media de ahí

>>	Anonymous Fri May 22 18:55:02 2015 No.13533650 >>13533635 >mexico

Anonymous Fri May 22 18:56:47 2015 No.13533655

>>13533575
You have nothing to lose and everything to gain by becoming youkai. If you're posting on /jp/, you're less than human already, so you're about halfway there anyway.

Instead of becoming a man-faced dog or something in your 50s, make your move and turn into a cute girl right now.

Anonymous Fri May 22 18:58:06 2015 No.13533659
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>>13533643
Yes! Just don't bring your cellphone or tell anyone you're coming. It's a special meetup for VIP /jp/sies only!

>>13533650
It's where the magic happens!

>>	Anonymous Fri May 22 18:58:45 2015 No.13533663 >>13533650 >no vivir en Mejico >en el año dos mil quince de nuestro señor Jesus Cristo

>>	Lenfried MOST ICHIBAN Boyfrien(...) !xQm9.FabbA Fri May 22 19:00:46 2015 No.13533672 File: 168 KB, 1600x1205, 1370469291139.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13533603 Osana-chan...... hisashiburi..... !! Keep posting that image !

>>	Anonymous Fri May 22 19:03:53 2015 No.13533685 >>13533655 /jp/ is already a den of youkai posters. All threads are about youkai, or something youkai would eat.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 22 19:12:59 2015 No.13533743 File: 37 KB, 480x481, 1431163404187.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13533659 I don't wanna die, dude.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 22 20:19:57 2015 No.13534074 >>13533635 How do I look up these coordinates? Is this a portal to Gensokyo?

>>	Anonymous Fri May 22 21:10:13 2015 No.13534275 >>13533119 Who is the girl pictured in the opening post of this thread?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 23 00:46:50 2015 No.13535212 Time to let go of the shackles of humanity and ascend to godhood.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 23 01:06:40 2015 No.13535304 >>13535212 Is this a metaphor for hanging?

Anonymous Sat May 23 01:13:31 2015 No.13535339

>>13533484
If some otherworldly entity approached me with the option at becoming a youkai I'd graciously accept.

I've never fit in around humans anyway, in fact most of my interactions with them have been negative and they've done a lot of terrible things to me. If being a youkai means I could happily survive alone and get back at normies by cursing, killing, or eating them then that's all the better.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 23 01:17:01 2015 No.13535355 >>13535339 >normies Please use the /jp/ approved lingo i.e. "normalfags". Be insulting, don't be cute.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 23 01:19:50 2015 No.13535362 >>13535355 How about I call them riajuu then

>>	Anonymous Sat May 23 01:21:38 2015 No.13535368 >>13535362 That is okay too. But I fear they might not understand you.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 23 01:48:20 2015 No.13535455 File: 228 KB, 1090x1600, 013.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13534275 Shima

>>	Anonymous Sat May 23 02:00:46 2015 No.13535512 >>13533655 I'm already a cute girl anon. We're all cute little girls here in /jp/.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 23 02:03:56 2015 No.13535524 >>13535339 Dude, are you into vore? >>13535362 That's even better. The -fag suffix got dull 7 years ago.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 23 02:13:03 2015 No.13535555 Stop associating depressing shit with cute girls. Cute girls will always be valued.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 23 02:18:12 2015 No.13535570 >>13535555 Depressed cute girls are cuter than normal cute girls.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 23 02:32:15 2015 No.13535611 >>13535455 What is the title of this manga? I'm sorry I tried to figure it out myself but I'm stupid and useless.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 23 02:40:47 2015 No.13535642 Most people on the planet hated you the day you were born due to you nationality/race/etc

>>	Anonymous Sat May 23 03:09:03 2015 No.13535740 File: 320 KB, 1000x726, 1420058746937.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I don't know man. Trying to interact with neurotypicals is living hell.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 23 03:19:40 2015 No.13535774 >>13535362 Now that you mention it, why do we not use that already?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 23 03:21:56 2015 No.13535781 File: 136 KB, 498x383, 1364599413711.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Stop caring about what other people think of you

>>	Anonymous Sat May 23 03:28:10 2015 No.13535802 File: 71 KB, 398x398, virgin_sensor.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] You will be noticed if you're interesting. That's all you gotta do. Be interesting.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 23 03:31:30 2015 No.13535809 >>13535774 I will do it now. >>13535524 >The -fag suffix got dull 7 years ago. I disagree, it's eternally cool because it makes the riajuu buttblasted for some reasons.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 23 03:47:05 2015 No.13535847 >>13535740 I had to participate in a group activity for one of my college courses the other day and the other people couldn't hear me when I talked and they kept asking me to repeat what I said because they couldn't hear me.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 23 03:49:23 2015 No.13535849 >>13535304 Not really but I guess it does sound like it.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 23 03:53:56 2015 No.13535858 >>13535611 Sen to Man by Sekiya Asami.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 23 05:16:04 2015 No.13536126 >>13535847 That's not nearly as bad as no one understanding you even when they can hear you.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 23 05:26:46 2015 No.13536163 >>13535858 Thank you.

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