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>>13525192
I know it's summer already, but the thread is only on page 8.

>>13526570
OP's a giant faggot who wanted to make a new thread because he couldn't load the old one on his toaster.

Better bump this to the top before someone makes a third thread.

>>13531317
>You're creating a new pack
>This suddenly makes it okay
No, read between the lines idiot. If wolves kill rival competitors from outside the pack, it doesn't matter that you're creating a new pack, you're still just bringing two rival competitors in, it's not going to change the scenario one bit, you're still the alpha of your own pack. Wolves are monogamous, they don't share, they will both see you as theirs and they will both see the other as a lone rival you're trying to adopt and neither will stand for it. What, did you think they were gonna go
"Oh hey, we both got here at the same time, lats play nice" Fuck no. They'll glare daggers whenever you're around and the instant you leave they're heading out back so one can tear the other's throat out.
>inb4 monsters don't kill monsters
Nothing bad ever happens in KCland so lets leave his shit out of this for the moment.

>>13531335
Anon pls don't make me feel bad

>>13531347
Yan bigamy could be fun, if you're a sadist and bugged the whole place to laugh and fap to it.

New foreign exchange student in your school. Teacher assigned you to make her feel at home. What do?

>>13531357
Show her around the school
Introduce her to my lamia girlfriend so she can make a couple of new friends right off the bat

>>13531335
It's hard, but still. I made my choice. I'm not greedy, I don't need to have it all, that only makes it so much easier to drop everything. Still, I personally would have wished her a good life, and that she find someone of her own some day. Not just given her the cold shoulder.

>>13531355
They would have only drawn it out because you hadn't chosen yet. The instant you chose both, they'll settle it between themselves. Wolves don't fuck around.

>>13531357
[X]Irrumate

>>13531335
I want the same exact thing that genki-chan experienced happen to me.

>>13531124
>loli manticore all hot and bothered
>her friend just smells so good all of a sudden, but she doesn't understand why
>topples him over, smelling, licking and gently biting
>pricks both of them with the venomous barbs of her tail during the awkward fumbling
>tailpussy flopping around uselessly as she's delirious from the first taste of aphrodisiac enhanced sexual high
>they end up feverishly grinding together through their clothes in an attempt to get off
>fall asleep in a panting, sweaty, tangled pile with the mess they made between their crotches soaking their clothes

>wanting this
Man, Anon, you're a disgusting deviant.

I like these boots

>>13531347
> it doesn't matter that you're creating a new pack, you're still just bringing two rival competitors in.
You're clearly ignoring the fact they THEY ARE NOT IN A PACK. Lone wolves are lone because they are looking for a pack to join. They don't stay with a single wolf all alone and shoo all other wolves away. No way a pair of wolves would be able to survive on their own in the wild on the long run. They need even more wolves to take prey larger than them, and that's why the create new packs or join existing ones.
>In some cases, a lone wolf is adopted into a pack to replace a deceased breeder.
>During times of ungulate abundance (migration, calving etc.), different wolf packs may temporarily join forces

>Wolves are monogamous
You're also ignoring the fact that this aren't mere wolves. They are werewolves, and they are bound by the rules the Encyclopedia applies to them.

>They'll glare daggers whenever you're around and the instant you leave they're heading out back so one can tear the other's throat out.
Except you're supposed to 'take charge' don't you remember?
Wolves AND werewolves are instinctively pack animals and they will fall in to the decision of the alpha because he's the fucking best wolf. If they were the alpha then they could stay monogamous if they wanted, but the're not.

>>13531319
The Encyclopedia says that FERAL werewolves travel in packs, and those are clearly ones without a established incubus pack leader.

There's no reason for why you couldn't form a new pack with both of them other than forcing the monogamy issue to get your way.

If they are lone wolves, then they are looking for mate to breed with, and will have no problem joining a new pack.

If they are already in a pack, then they either already have a mate (which they clearly don't), or they will use the pack strength to hunt for a mate and introduce him to the pack.

Werewolves can be monogamous, but they don't have problems with polygamy if the pack leader decides to it.

>>13531367
>The instant you chose both, they'll settle it between themselves. Wolves don't fuck around.

I can just imagine how this would turn out.
"We're going to put an end to all this squabbling, right girls? Then we'll get along." Typical harem MC line. They take it totally different.
Come home and the victor is covered in the blood of the loser. Still sticky and bleeding herself, she takes you as is her alpha female right.

>>13531387
>will have no problem joining a new pack.

What your tiny brain doesn't comprehend is they both are already packs of one. That's why they are lone wolves. They're not looking to join a pack. They're looking to expand their pack of one with a mate. A rival looking to do the same thing is nothing but competition. You're joining one of their packs. Nobody is joining yours. You're the one looking for a pack.

>>13531380
They are the best boots.

>>13531352
>>13531367
She was the kind of werewolf who saw the world through a rose filter. She was innocent, and utterly convinced, all the way down to the core of her soul, that true love prevails. Sure, she had an unfortunately bitter history with her rival, but she was convinced that sharing in happiness and experiencing new things was the way to go.
The moment she saw you, she was convinced that you were the one. Her first love; her true love. And so, she spent years trying to make you her mate, to share all her love and happiness with you.

But it's okay, right? Because she was wrong. True love doesn't prevail, and happy ending don't always happen. But you're happy, and in the end, isn't that what she wanted? To make you as happy as possible. And you are, with someone else.

That's life.

>>13531387
>Except you're supposed to 'take charge' don't you remember?
Can't 'take charge' when you're not there.

>Lone wolves are lone because they are looking for a pack to join.
No, they are looking for a female to create their own pack, and they breed their own pack with their children
"Gray wolves (Canis lupus) usually live in packs which consist of the adult parents and their offspring of perhaps the last 2 or 3 years. The adult parents are usually unrelated and other unrelated wolves may sometimes join the pack"
This is typical pack behavior amongst wolves. Lone wolf finds a mate, they breed, those sons and daughters help them hunt, and find their own mates, either bring them into the pack or leave for their own. Most packs are only a few large, ~15 being the largest.

They already consider themselves the alpha of their own pack it just hasn't formed yet. They need a mate. You. If you prove yourself to be the alpha, then one is the alpha female, the other is the beta. Now if you're the only male, they won't share. One will have to leave. The only way your scenario would work is if you had a brother or something, and you got the beta female to go for the brother, thus creating a rigid hierarchy.

>They don't stay with a single wolf all alone and shoo all other wolves away
This is exactly what they do until they have offspring and the pack order is established. Then they bring in other wolves assuming they aren't competition for the leader's bitch.

>different wolf packs may temporarily join forces
Temporary being the keyword here, and I am assuming they don't want eachother's blood.

>Breeder
You are the breeder, if anything this just means that if you happen to die or something they might adopt another male into the pack, andyour wife becoms the alpha assuming she's still the strongest. But you're getting kind of weird here because you're ind of right in that "They are werewolves, and they are bound by the rules the Encyclopedia applies to them."

>>13531417
Shut up

>>13531417
It's better to hurt one girl than hurt them all. And what she's doing is literal puppy love. That first heartbreak something everyone has to go through.

>>13531417
It's a shame that her innocence had to die like this, but it is what it is. Break one heart, heal another, who's to say that you were't the last stray for the tall one? Who's to say she'd just about given up, and if you didn't return your love for her, she's just slip into the wilds, never to be seen again? You met them both at the same time, so it's not like you had a prior commitment with another, otherwise you wouldn't have posed such a scenario. there's be "there's this one you met weeks ago and there's this other one who is her rival that you only just met."

And true love did prevail. Just not hers. Now it's on her to heal and move on.

>>13531420
The encyclopedia's packs work pretty much the exact same way except they also include women transformed by the pack into werewolves.

>>13531399
>>13531420

>What your tiny brain doesn't comprehend is they both are already packs of one.
>packs of one.
>Pack: A group of certain animals of the same kind, especially predatory ones:
>a pack of wolves.
There's literally nothing like a pack of a single being. It goes against everything the word pack stands for.
If there is such a thing as packs of one then there's no reason for why they could join YOUR 'pack of one' with theirs.

>Both werewolves want you.
This indicates that both of them are looking for you. They aren't expecting someone to join them. THEY ARE LOOKING FOR A PACK.

>Both are leaving the choosing decision to you.
This indicates that they respect your decision and that you're the one to pick. Wolves allow alpha members of the pack to eat first and choose what they eat. Do you know who does that mean you are? The ALPHA of the FUCKING PACK.

What does being the ALPHA of the FUCKING PACK mean?
If you're a wolf, it means you can eat whatever you want and answer shit to no one else in the pack.
If you're a human/incubus, it means that you can take as many fucking mates as you want.
>And then they’ll end up becoming extremely loyal to the male partner they recognize as their superior, in other words, their master, and they become just like a dog fawning over a man even during sex.
>Such werewolves beg for seed so that they can bear the man’s children. Also, one who has dominated many werewolves ends up as the boss of the pack, the 'Alpha’.

I want to lick her feet

Heil wan

>>13531403
boots should be worn at all times

>>13531456
Nazi uniforms are too sexy.

>>13531443
Pretty much surrogate daughters tho. If she herself turned them.

>>13531445
>THEY ARE LOOKING FOR A PACK.
Yeah. Their own. Not a shared one. One they make with babies and sex. Face it haremfag, two rivals won't share. Maybe if they were on close terms it would turn out different, but when one is out for the other's blood, putting them together just will not work. You're only the alpha for as long as you are around. You go out shopping, they decide who is the alpha female by themselves. One wins one loses. The only way you get what you want is if one makes the other her bitch. And if that were the case they wouldn't be fighting over you like this, one would have already won, and the other would just have to suck up up and follow as the mistress.

>>13531456
Wan!

>>13531456
I want her to pin me down and force me to wan for her! Wan wan!

touch the apsara
do it now

Would you a Tomokade if you knew what she actually looked like during sex? Yes.
http://exhentai.org/s/d52e466a96/817077-37

>>13531445
>pack of one
>army of one
>mob of one
>riot of one

Come back when you learn how that phrasing works in English.

And them looking for you is exactly like a lone wolf looking for a female. Your whole argument falls apart. Especially the part where you forget you have to fight and dominate your way to the top of the pecking order. They're not going to just fold.

The only way it might work is if you picked one, dominated her and then forced her to accept the other one as a beta female wife at a later time.

Though, all this shit aside canine girls is a good theme for this thread. Even if the OP isn't strictly canine.

>>13531474
I wouldn't even a normal Tomokade

>>13531456
The first time I like something made for you

>>13531456
That detail.

>>13531456
She's gonna go after that Herrenvolk D.

>>13531424
Over the months, your home is built up. What began as a shack is now, after three years, a truly homely cabin. Two floors, a second bedroom for the inevitable children, and a grand stone fireplace.
But more than that, more of a constant and a foundation than the house, is your werewolf wife. Always loving, always loyal, and always willing to talk, or spend hours in silence as your mood takes you. In bed she'll spoon you from behind, or curl herself up so you can give her the same treatment, or just touch and surround as much of you as she can when she makes love.
You spend your days building and cooking, venturing into town maybe once a fortnight with her, but mostly walking through the miles and miles of forest. It's a calm, peaceful life, punctuated with excitement like birdsong punctuating the sounds of nature.

Once a month, every night, after your wife has fallen asleep, you'll hear howling. A single howl, miles away, carried along on the wind. It sounds sad. So sad.

>>13531143

At least wait for me to go stage 2 first, jeez.

>>13531498
>Waifu not going outside with a rake and chasing her off
Gotta protect the youngins

I want to be a househusband for a powerful dominant reptilian girl. Doesn't even have to be a Dragon, Lamias are acceptable too. No Lizardgirls though.

>>13531498
Lone wolves don't howl when they know a pack is nearby, faggot.

>>13531518
Because if they do, this happens >>13531507

>>13531516
Me too
except i'm more picky and it has to be a lamia

>>13531478
If you're incapable of seeing how this scenario could work then I can't believe how little imagination you have.
They are already leaving the decision to you. They aren't fighting each other and then claiming you. You are the one to decide. You are in control. You are the alpha for them already, even if you aren't officially a pack yet.

>>13531464
That is not how packs work. If every member looked to murder each other when the alpha looks away the whole thing would fall apart.
If they tried to go at each other's throats when you're not around it would be disrespecting the alpha's decision.
As I said before, there's no reason why they couldn't work their differences out after you put order. They are not wild animals.

>Face it haremfag
No. Fuck you.
I'm not the haremfag. You're the monofag. You're the ones shoving your preferences down other people's throats. I don't have a problem if you want to choose a single one of them. I don't understand why you would pick one when the other will obviously be heartbroken and would had been fine sharing, but I don't shit all over your decision. You're the one doing that.

>>13531526
>Implying female wolves don't consensually choose their lone wolf mate
Again, false logic. Even the profile says you have to earn alpha status.

>>13531526
Just like humans don't jockey for position behind their boss's back right? Ahahahahahaha.

>>13531523
What type of Lamia?

>Just wanted to do a silly little thing about werewolves
>Maybe a few narrative posts after that
>My lack of foresight and knowledge has resulted in an argument being carried through to two threads

I'm sorry.

>>13531542
Just a normal one
Tough if we're talking about MGE then Ryu

>>13531549
It's just one haremfag that knows nothing about wolves or people.

>>13531534
There's no false logic here. If they are letting you choose then they already see you as the alpha.
Who knows what kind of shit did you pulled of to earn their respect, but they already have it.

Maybe you're a sub and want her to be the alpha, hell if I know, and I certainly don't care. If that's the case then fine for you.

>>13531540
Yes, because wolves, werewolves, monkeys and humans are all obviously the same thing.

>>13531549
It's not your fault It's just these two monofags who know nothing about respecting other people's preferences.

>>13531526
>That is not how packs work
It's how rivals work, idiot. One beats the other and the other either fucks off or learns her place. The pack isn't established until there's clear lines deciding who is who.

>There's no reason why they couldn't work their differences out after you put order. They are not wild animals.
If that were the case they would have worked out their differences before you told them to for the sake of a cohesive family unit.

>I'm shoving my preferences
No I'm just throwing out evidence supporting why your idea doesn't work

>I don't understand why you would pick one when the other will obviously be heartbroken and would had been fine sharing
But they wouldn't be fine sharing. They are rivals, one above the other, they don't share that's not how packs work. As for why you pick one, because you don't get to pick both without it leading to heartbreak, you're putting two people who hate eachother together, they'll always vie for your attention and it'll only escalate if you don't eventually pick one, or they'll come to a mutual understanding, and every one will go their separate ways because they have enough rational to see an ugly situation for what it is, and realize you aren't man enough to make a decision either way. As another anon said, it's better to hurt one now than in the long run hurt both and yourself.

>>13531380
>>13531403
>>13531459
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zTv9AhCuSU4&t=0m12s

>>13531550
Ryu is a dragon, not a lamia.

>>13531550
>Ryu
You jerk, that's a Dragon. Now you've made her cry thinking she isn't a real dragon. Real smooth jerk.

>>13531562
>>13531561
No, Ryu is a lamia, like Wurms

>>13531555
>know nothing about respecting other people's preferences.
Except it isn't about that at all, it's about you not knowing how things work. If you tell me you prefer gravity to not exist, I don't have to respect that because it's fucking stupid. you don't just get to make up bullshit and turn around on every one calling you out and go
>Well you just have to learn to respect it

mima is a monster
and a girl too!

>>13531567
Now Wurm is crying too! You're a bully, a monster and a bully.

>>13531555
>There's no false logic here. If they are letting you choose then they already see you as the alpha.

Except it is you. Alpha lone wolves let their prospective mates choose if they want them. That doesn't make the alpha female over the alpha male in real wolves and it doesn't make you the alpha in werewolves.

>Yes, because wolves, werewolves, monkeys and humans are all obviously the same thing.
You're the one who said they're not like animals. When both humans and the animals the monsters are based on do that exact stuff you say werewolves don't then of course you're going to get laughed out of the room.

>>13531553
>>13531555
I didn't have the personality archetype and habits of the MGE werewolf in mind, nor did I consider the behaviour of actual wolves. The scenario was self-contained with it's own not-really-defined rules, made on a whim.

I suppose I went to far in creating this suffering.

>>13531456

>>13531592
MGE werwolves are basically like regular wolves except with the gender roles flipped and also include females monsterized by the pack. Kind of like a cross between a wolf pack and a vampire coven.

>>13531578
I want to find out if I can impregnate a ghost!

Would you cuddle a totally young and hip Anubis and help her out of the spell she accidentally cast on herself?

>>13531592
Well, step one, man. There are a few in these threads who just want things because "muh hugbox" but at the end of the say, if you model your shit after actual interactions and established fact, not only does your scenario grow all the more believe able because of it, there's less room to argue. And I personally prefer to read something and go "Yeah, I can see that happening."

>young and hip
>with that health
>and those hips

I'll let her out, on one condition. She has to ara-ara and put a paw to her cheek when I pull her out.

>>13531623
For >>13531607

>>13531559
>Implying rivals don't team up and to fight a greater enemy all the time.
>Implying they are not coming to a mutual understanding by letting YOU choose.
>Implying they both have to be hurt on the long term.

>>13531576
Tell me exactly what part of my argument is bullshit.

>>13531584
Except alpha wolves would have run off all other suitors before leaving the decision to the mate. This is not the case. This is two werewolves who want to mate with another one and they are leaving to him the decision.

The encyclopedia clearly states that werewolves are fine with polygamy; what is even the point of this discussion?

>>13531642
Charybdis girl.

I remember her.

>Not reading classic monstergirl fairy tales to your daughteru at bedtime
>Regaling her with classics such as The Brothers Gruff, Goldi-Shota and the Three Grizzlies, and The Boy Who Cried Wolfgirl

>>13531645
Answer in the form of a question.

Also this is MGE jeopardy so...

>>13531646
More Folktale Wurms when?

>>13531651
Oh, right, sorry. I've not watched that show.

>>13531651
200 for Demon Realm Fruits.

>>13531661
We're still on >>13531642 answer it correctly and you'll have the floor Mr. Anon.

Cylcops are made to _____

>>13531665
loving

>>13531642
>>13531664
What is Charybdis?

>>13531634
>Implying rivals don't team up and to fight a greater enemy all the time.
Irelevant unless some lilim said she'd destroy the world if they didn't both get along or some shit
>implying they are not coming to a mutual understanding by letting YOU choose.
Yeah. Between them. Though you're really just clutching at straws now, "me or her" isn't much of a mutual understanding as they aren't mutually respecting eachother's decision, they're letting you choose one. Not really a mutual anything since they'd have listened to you either way
>Implying they both have to be hurt on the long term.
Barring unforseen events you're not making two bitter rivals suddenly play nice and share a mate between them. One will break and either leave for her own, or make the other disappear.

>Tell me which part of my argument is bullshit
All the parts that disregard how humans work. And how wolves work. and how wolf humans work. So if you need me to point it out, I guess

>Two rivals will accept sharing their life long mate with a woman they hate and feel threatened by
>They will honor your wishes when you aren't around and abstain from creating a hierarchy within the pack
>That your words alone will convince them to put past bloodshed behind the
>They don't already consider themselves the beginnings of their own pack

>>13531642
Is it Charybdis?

>>13531665

Ignore.

>>13531668
Barnacle lass.

http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Charybdis

>>13531634
>Except alpha wolves would have run off all other suitors before leaving the decision to the mate. This is not the case. This is two werewolves who want to mate with another one and they are leaving to him the decision.
No. They attempt to run off the others. Just like both keep attempting to get him alone and woo him like a lone wolf bringing meat to a prospective mate.


>The encyclopedia clearly states that werewolves are fine with polygamy; what is even the point of this discussion?
Nobody said he couldn't have a harem, just that two rival packs that hate each other are not going to get along at all, and that trying to make a harem out of them is a stupid idea. Kind of like nobody would ever tell you couldn't have two cars, but if you say some welfare guy has two corvette's they're going to scoff.

>>13531668
>>13531671
>>13531677
...We'll just skip this question.

Mr. Anon, you have the floor please choose a category.

>>13531665
Be used as sex slaves so gently and compassionately that they start to think you love them.

>>13531687
I chose the undead category

>>13531687
200 for Fruits and vegetation of the Demon Realm.

Into what monstergirls would these human girls transform:

1. Buxom and tall, a bit of an airhead, motherly.
2. Beautiful, curvy. extremely intelligent but clumsy, caring.

>>13531701
Succubi. The answer is always succubi unless some sort of extenuating circumstances.

>>13531703
Well I mean something that is not the default succubi.

>>13531697
Reminder that contestants must answer in the form of a question.

>>13531707
Oi, I answered first. I can only assume my format was wrong so why not give us a list of rules first.

How do you answer in the form of a question? that's my answer. Was I right?

>>13531707

>>13531701
What a cute paladin. I want to have depraved, sinful, loving armored sex with her in the alley.

>>13531710

>How do you answer in the form of a question?

What is ___?

For example, if the question posed as 'A transparent fluid that forms the world's lakes, rivers, and streams', you would answer 'What is water?'

So it's kinda like answering backwards. That's Jeopardy.

>>13531710
Sorry Mrs. I don't have time to explain all the rules of MGE Jeopardy.

Though you need to pick a category with a dollar amount of 100, 200, 300, 400, or 500. The higher the price the harder it is.

>>13531714
Alexia Trebeck may take up your offer after the show.

>>13531705
I'd have to come up with a scenario first, like where are they when they get transformed and why. I'd probably make it based on that rather than some sort of personality complimenting thing. That sort of thing doesn't mesh with me well unless it's intentional like lilims doing it. It always feels more realistic to me when there's a bit of random chance thrown in. Like some girl named Summer who is gloomy instead of genki. You know because her parents weren't psychic and they named her after her grandmother or whatever.

>>13531729
Does Alexia know S words?

>>13531722
Gods that sounds so passive agressive and cunty.
"Durr gee, I dunno. What is Water?"

>>13531729
Then don't host a game.

>Come home
>Dog daughterus are gnawing on bones as per usual
>Turn on TV
>Breaking news about a break in to a local museum break in, in which several bones to a T-Rex skeleton was stolen by what is called the 'Masked Mofus'
What do you do?

>>13531717
I want to braid her hair and fit her armour. Then I'd put her helmet on her, pull down the visor, and kiss it.

>>13531755
Time to bring out the dog whistle

>>13531755
Change the channel

>>13531758
I want to cum inside her armor, have her catch me and bust my balls over it.

>>13531739
>Making me explain the rules of Jeopardy

That's just outside my realm of reach. You are very likely the only person in this thread that doesn't know how Jeopardy works.

You're welcome as a valuable audience member though.

>>13531707
Time's up, the answer was "What is a Melting Vegetable"

Mr. Anon, you still have the floor so you're welcome to choose another category.

Hopefully before Mr. Connery makes a fool of himself on National Mamono TV.

>>13531739
You know, it's strange to see someone who is so unfamiliar with jeopardy even in passing.

It's like watching someone go "Why do they say 'Yay' and 'Nay' instead of yes or no when voting? That sounds so pretentious and stupid."

>>13531739
>Gods that sounds so passive agressive and cunty.

That's just how the game is played. The questions go in reverse. Technically, they're giving you the answer and you're asking the question retroactively.

>>13531768
Vegetables
What is handicapped sister

>>13531671
>Implying how humans and wolves work is even relevant to the argument.
>Implying I have said anything that is in direct conflict with how werewolves are described on the encyclopedia.

>>Two rivals will accept sharing their life long mate with a woman they hate and feel threatened by
>>They will honor your wishes when you aren't around and abstain from creating a hierarchy within the pack
>>That your words alone will convince them to put past bloodshed behind the
>>They don't already consider themselves the beginnings of their own pack

Nowhere does it say that they hate each other. You're making it seem they they have been at each other's throats for years but there is nothing to support that claim.
Anon said they were rivals for your love who had a history together. Anon even said they were like a comedy act or cartoon villains. For all you know they are actually friends who are simply competing for your love since they don't believe you would choose both of them.

There is literally nothing that implies they will fight each other when you're not around, or that they have shed each other's blood, or that they even wanted to be the alphas of their own pack in the first place.

You're the one pulling shit out of your ass.

>>13531685
Why do you people keep saying they hate each other? You say I'm trying to make a harem out of them, but you're the one comparing them to expensive cars or animals, like they were possessions.

They both want to love me. I'm just want to let them love me.

>>13531769
I know it's a quiz show that's about it. Never watched it, I'm not american.

>>13531773
...Mr. Anon you still have the floor but your tardiness has allowed Mr. Connery to make a fool of himself on national Mamono TV.

>>13531755
Ask her why she couldn't bring the entire thing.

>>13531788
I'll take Oni for 200

>>13531794
Since Mr. Anon is indisposed I suppose it is your turn Mr. Connery.

>>13531798
What is sake?

>>13531798
S for sake
also semen which both onis and your mother like

>>13531782
>For all you know they are actually friends who are simply competing for your love since they don't believe you would choose both of them.
Bullshit, if that were the case the first thing they would have done was try to capture you together. Just because their antics are ridiculous, doesn't mean they don't take it seriously. the history they have is clearly implied to be negative.
>Werewolves fighting
>Not shedding blood
Yeah. Right.

>There is literally nothing that implies they will fight each other when you're not around, or that they have shed each other's blood, or that they even wanted to be the alphas of their own pack in the first place.
There's even less to imply that they aren't either, you accuse me of pulling shit out of my ass, when you turn around and whip out some buddy buddy scenario which the scene didn't indicate at all.

>>13531802
Correct Mr. Anon!

You may choose the next category.

>>13531803
I must remind you Mr. Connery, it's the form of a question.

Though you weren't fast enough anyway on answering so it doesn't matter.

>>13531813
I was fast enough for you mother and it mattered to her
this is fun

>>13531813
800 for Dark Beasts.

>>13531808
>>13531782

Furthermore the scenes afterwards had the taller girl straight up shatter the genki one's heart. Friends don't usually do that. She wouldn't have so coldly told her to basically fuck off. And if the genki one considered your happiness, why didn't she also consider her friend's happiness, if they are supposedly so close? You have nothing to back that up with.

>>13531767
>Wait until paladin has fallen asleep after a full day of training and exercise
>Drink a potion of Endless Discharge
>Bring self to orgasm with her empty armour at hand
>Cum in her gloves
>Her socks
>Fill up her boots
>Coat the inside of her breastplate
>And her helmet
>Drench her shinguards and armguards
>Lubricate every rivet
>Soak her underclothes in seed until they're dripping

>As carefully as you can, slowly draw her covers down
>Gently lift her partially off the bed so you can disrobe her pyjamas
>Dress her up in her armour, kissing her forehead and stroking her hair when she stirs to keep her from waking up
>Finally, the helmet goes on
>The paladin girl is essentially encased in a cocoon of your own semen, coating her skin, all the way from the tips of her slender fingers to her delicate toes
>You pull the covers back over her, stand back, and admire your handiwork
>Why was the order banning these Discharge potions, again?

>>13531820
10/10

>>13531818
~

>>13531816
Her version of the story revolves more around how you're too fast actually Mr. Connery.

>>13531820
She's a heavy sleeper. But how will you explain yourself come morning?

>>13531820
>Wait until paladin has fallen asleep after a full day of training and exercise
>Hold her hand
Fixed.

>>13531827
It is, Darkbeast paarl, yes?

>>13531827
what is Darkbeast Paarl

Which royal pussy is best?

>>13531828
It's ectoplasm. A ghost did it.

>>13531830
>Still sleeping, she bring your hand up to her lips and keeps it there, smiling sweetly

>>13531833
Cor---

>Not in the form of a question

I can already see the post below yours. I'm already beginning to lament what I have to do next.

>>13531835
Correct Mr. Connery.

You have the floor, choose whichever category you wish.

>>13531848
Nigga that was a question. Just not the question you wanted

>>13531845
Would you rather hotdog, intercrural, or maybe hairjob a sleeping Paladin?

>>13531848
I'll take fairies for 600

>>13531820

expected results:

>>new patient brought in to medical wing
>>"Righteous gods!! What happened to this poor man?"
>>"Lieutenant said they found Paladin Maja cleaning her armor with his balls in the yard when they rushed out of mess hall hearing his screams"
>>"But... they are still attached... how..?"
>>"Said she was holding him naked by the balls and just using them as a soap sponge on her armor while he flailed upside down trying to support his weight on his arms"
>>"She looked so mad, no one dared to interfere until she was done cleaning - he couldn't support himself by then and just hung there wobbling and screeching as she cleaned"

>>13531820
>Sleep molestation.
>Gallons of semen.
>Gentle desecration of her sacred body.
>She's none the wiser.
COMPLETELY ERECT.

>>13531845
>It's ectoplasm. A ghost did it.

>"O-Oh... I don't really handle ghosts so well, do you mind if I walk a little closer?"
>"Eh? I-I'm not holding your hand for any particular reason."
>"S-sorry, what? Distracted? I-I guess you do smell a little nice for some reason."

>>13531851
>What is Darkbeast Paarl

That's all you had to do Mr. Anon.

>>13531854
How unexpectedly formal of you Mr. Connery...

>>13531857
I want to cum into a medical syringe and inject it up her vag every night to get her pregnant without violating her. Would she fall?

>>13531867
What is a Pixie?

>>13531867

What is Pixie?
Also I see a fairy is hosting this game

>>13531871
Correct Mr. Anon! (Thank god)

The floor is yours, please choose a category.

>>13531874
...I take back what I said.

>>13531877
Where is my colleague, Burt "The Bandit" Reynolds?

>>13531853
Intercrural. There are few shapes in the universe as alluring as fit paladin thighs.

>>13531856
Still worth it. Pain is temporary; the memory of her perfect pearl-covered, armour-sealed body is eternal.

>>13531860
This may be /mgg/ heresy, but I'd rather she stayed human. Teasing and secretly drowning her body in cum just doesn't have the same level of taboo to it if she's a monstergirl. Plus, innocent knight and paladin girls are cute.

>>13531877
I'll take 'Undead' for 500

>>13531884
>Intercrural.
Nice taste. I might want to try sleeping handjobs. Bring her delicate, beautiful fingers up to my throbbing cock and see what happens.

>>13531884
You do know that vanilla paladin is best paladin right? It's not heresy at all.

Now the corruption traitors, that's some grade A heresy.

>>13531884
>This may be /mgg/ heresy, but I'd rather she stayed human.
I didn't mean to imply she was turning into anything, just that she's curiously aroused by your scent now

>>13531456
>Someone commented on it as soon as .less posted it

>>13531889

>>13531903
What is a wight?

>>13531456
I would gladly become a traitor for her.

>>13531906
Correct Mr. Anon, you still have the floor.

>>13531909
different anon. I pick Undead for 800 tho

>>13531903
What is Pharaoh?

>>13531907
I'd become a traitor for any Monster Girl.

Hell, I'm already a traitor. I'm always on Team Lilim!

>>13531912
>>13531909
Aw...

>>13531898
In that case, time to slowly introduce her to the world of pure love and intimate partnership, under the pretense of hunting for that ghost that may or may not exist. I'm sure it does, though, because every couple-dozen nights or so, it comes back to haunt her with its ectoplasm.

>>13531917
Don't be sad, anon. I know how it is to fail, Just look at Trebek.

>>13531914
>Team Lilim
How much of a team player are you, anon?

>>13531808
>Bullshit, if that were the case the first thing they would have done was try to capture you together.
Except that's because they didn't through you would have it that way? Maybe they thought you would react to the idea of both of them being together with you, EXACTLY HOW YOU'RE REACTING RIGHT NOW ABOUT IT.
Seriously, what is your problem?

>Just because their antics are ridiculous, doesn't mean they don't take it seriously.
Just because they take it seriously doesn't mean they are trying to kill each other.

>There's even less to imply that they aren't either
That's not how numbers work, Anon.
If I say there is nothing that implies their relationship is vicious (which it isn't), you can't just say there is less that implies they aren't, because there is literally nothing that is less than 'nothing'.

>>13531819
There is no proof of those posts being written by the same Anon, and even if it were, the original Anon already apologized for not taking into consideration more scenarios.

But he doesn't have to apologize, since it's you who is shitting over other people fantasies despite being as impossible as realize as yours.

>>13531914
That's my boyim!

>>13531911
~

>>13531923
For a moment I thought we had lost you Mr. Connery.

My happy demeanor is gone once more.

>>13531931
What is a ghoul

>>13531929
>as realize
*to realize.
Just... fuck it.

>>13531456
>You will never live in the Wan Reich
Feels bad

>>13531933
...Correct Mr. Connery.

You have the floor, you may choose any category.

>>13531931
What is Ghoul?

>>13531940
I'll take Elves for 1000

>>13531925
I'd do anything for her! Even bring her coffee late at night when she should be in bed but is still arguing with that Paladin, and comb her hair the morning after when she looks like a wreck from staying up all night!

>>13531456
Looks damn good, and reminds me that I really should work on that WW2 story soon

>>13531947
Not good enough.
If you don't meet the qualifications within two weeks you're fired.

>>13531665
Surprise hugs.

>>13531929
>it's you who is shitting over other people fantasies
So calling people out on bullshit is shitting on their fantasies now is it?

And there are plenty of indications that they are hostile and not just friends, and even fewer to indicate that they are friendly. Which is why I said that.

>Except that's because they didn't through you would have it that way? Maybe they thought you would react to the idea of both of them being together with you
See, now you're arguing based off a premise you literally made up. At least the scenario somewhat supports mine. What reason could they have to just assume their interest wouldn't appreciate the both of them?

>>13531955
Will you at least tell him what the required qualifications are?

>>13531938
>Monster has American revolver
>German soldiers in the background

Godverdamnit!

>>13531944

>>13531966
He should know them, as they are posted on the board in front of the fridge next to the bar.

>>13531955
What more do I need to do? Lick her feet? Give her a massage while telling her how wonderful and superior she is? Whatever it is, I'll do it! I'll do anything a Lilim asks me to do, I'm a Lilimslut!

>>13531955
You may be dominating but at least you're not Trebek's wife

>>13531968
What is Eldar

>>13531456
Is that your own or does it happen to be based on that Furher story we had in the previous thread?

Anyway awesome and thank you for OC, and trust me I'm putting some effort into saying that to someone like you.

>>13531970
Oh, it's apron guy

>>13531970
Would you marry a matango for a lilim?

>>13531971
Whoops, my apologies Mr. Connery but I forgot to mention this is a MGE specific question.

>>13531968
What is a pure elf?

>>13531968
What are male elves?

mothfu

>>13531979
What is a wood elf

>>13531968
What are wood elves?

>>13531976
Why would she want me to do that? That's stupid and pointless.

>>13531982
Correct Mr. Anon2.

You now have the floor, you may pick whatever category you like.

>>13531982
But there are both uncorrupted and incubi male elves and dwarves in MGE.

I haven't had this much fun since that trip with my son to find a lost treasure

>>13531991
>Correct.
>Shiggydiggydo.png

>>13531991
Hmm... Could I get MGE Religions for 800?

>>13531837
Reset Kalar

:^)

>>13531997
you also havent had any good movies since you started using that retarded accent

>>13532000
I hate you more than KGA hates fun.

>>13532003
I ate your guts
I ate your face
and I ate the way you look, Trebek

>>13532005
Do you hate me as much as Alicesoft hates foreigners though?

>>13531997
I didn't know you had a son Mr. Connery.

Or that you search for lost treasure. Fascinating.

>>13531999
You sure can.

>>13531998
What?

>>13532003
Wow. Didn't know you knew a thing about good movies.

>>13532012
What is the cult of Arachnotaur?

>>13532012
What is the cult of Hathor?

>>13532010
They don't hate foreigners. Not all of Japan is as xenophobic as the larger cities.

>>13532012
What is cult of Eros?

>>13532017
Chocolate milk, friend.

>>13532016
Correct again Mr. Anon.

You still have the floor, choose away.

>>13532014
I'm an expert actually, and have stared in many blockbuster hit movies

>>13532018
Hate may be too strong a word, but I don't really think anyone who sells a product and refuses to sell to any group of people really likes them all that much. Haven't you seen the JAPAN SALES ONLY signs they plaster in all their games?

>>13532031
And yet I still got a copy of Evenicle.

HI THERE, BILLY MAYS HERE WITH ANOTHER FANTASTIC PRODUCT! TIRED OF YOUR SLIME OR REGULAR WAIFU GETTING TOO WET? THIS IS NO PROBLEM WITH ZORBEEZ!
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>>13532026
Alright, same category for 600.
You should get an actual board set up with daily doubles, this is pretty fun

>>13532012
>What?
Both male elves and dwarves still exist within the MGE setting. Male elves aren't even that much at risk that dwarves are.

Male dwarves aren't extinct yet. There are still uncorrupted male dwarves to make more male dwarves from.

>Although the vast majority of information on incubi pertains to human men, elves can definitely become incubi and there seems no reason that any of the few male dwarves left can't do so as well.

>>13532037
I should.

>>13532042
What is yeti?

>>13532042
What is Cult of Hathor?

>>13531965
What bullshit?
The only reason why you're still arguing is because you can't let someone who would choose to solve the issue in a different way than you did have the last word.

Your scenario is just as hypothetical as mine. But you can't afford to have the "haremfag" win, right?

>>13532042
What is the Jonestown cult?

>>13532051
What are bees?

>>13532047
I'll need to ask the judges.

...

I'm getting a nod of approval, Cult of Hathor is acceptable though Religion of Hathor was the preferred answer.

You have the floor once more anonymous.

>>13532051
Okay I'll give you that one was good.

>>13532045
Man, I don't know what I was thinking with this answer.

>>13532051
Nick, don't make me laugh about such things.

>>13532051
God damn it Cage, my sides

>>13532056
I'll take Dragons and Dragonsluts for $1000.

>>13532045
>A Yeti religion
At long last, one I could go for.

>>13532059
>$1000
This better be a hard one.

>>13532054
Over affectionate

>>13532063
At least you still have your chocolate cake

>>13532042
>>13532012
>>13531968
>>13531931
Judge, please remember to delete your previous images.

>>13532059
.

>>13532062
Oh god please forgive me.

>>13532064
Chocolate?

Did you say...chocolate?

CHOCOLATE

>>13532066
What is Wyvern?

>>13532031
Huh?
You do realise that most eroge does this and it's for legal reasons?

It's basically just there so if you buy the game and it's illegal in your country, Alicesoft can't get in shit.

>>13532066
What is Alduin?

>>13532066
This is also a MGE question.

I need a label for these things.

>>13532070
>>13532072
Incorrect.

Any quips from your Mr Connery or Cage?

>>13532076
What are Wyrms

>>13532066
What is Dracolich?

>>13532076
I was gonna say Smaug, but everyone knows Smaug x BIlbo is otp

>>13531755
Ask who else is involved, and in they think they might bitch out.

>>13532066
What is Little Dragon?

>>13532078
Isn't Wyrm just original name for the european (4 legs+wings) Dragon?
That way, Wyrms, Wurms, and Wyverna are all dragons.

>>13531970
Still not good enough, but your heart is in the right place. You can start on Monday and don't forget your uniform.
And by uniform I mean collar and banana hammock.

>>13532066
The undead one.

>>13532088

A Wyrm is an Elder Dragon as far as D&D is concerned. But yes, it's the six limbed dragon if you consider its wings as such.

>>13532079
Let me ask the Judges

...

They appear to be fighting over this about whether Dracolich technically counts as a proper Undead Drago- OH MY GOODNESS SECURITY SECURITY!

CUT TO COMMERCIAL CUT TO COMMERCIAL

OH GOD RUN CAMERA CRE-

>>13532103
THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!

>>13531968
>>13531931
>>13531903
>>13531867
>>13531827
>>13531798
Son, I love Jeopardy and even played last time, but you're wasting images, just type out the question.

>>13532106
One bad actor? But your the only one in this thread Connery-kun!

>>13532107
*MG jeopardy

>>13532049
I've already pointed out which parts of your proposal are bullshit, and the whole point of this has been to show how it isn't "solving it issue" at all, only making things worse. My scenario at least is supported in parts by original, even if not outright stated, you've got literally nothing.
>Can't afford
Nigger I'm arguing with some one I've never met over the internet about magic fap material. There's no consequence to letting you have this argument if you want it so bad, I'm just saying that your harem "solution" doesn't solve anything. It wouldn't work, for the ample reasons we've already been over.

>>13532056
>MGE relifions
>Arachnotaur
>Hathor

>>13532110
Kek
I can never be mad at you, Nicholas Cage

>>13532103
>>13532066
WAIT... I KNOW THIS ANSWER.

WHAT IS Dratini?

>>13532107
Oh stop bitching.We've made it to 3k posts without hitting the image cap before, we'll be fine.
Besides, if we hit the cap we can just use fucking imgur. Jesus christ.

>>13532116
Nor i you, Connery-kun. Even though i bet your taste is shit

>>13532121
No, I agree with him.
Host should delete his images after the question has been answered.

I want to give a Monstergirl as many children as she wants

>>13532121
Not him but the reasonable thing to do would just be to delete the old question every time you post a new one. That way people can play and nothing is wasted either.

>>13532125
Well I like elves and Oni so you got that right

>>13532121
You know how it goes. If you can't post pics, then people rage. Soon we'll have some other dipshit insisting on starting a new thread ahead of time.

At this point, it's not complaining about using up image space; it's just preventive measures.

I wanna fuck a hauty elf who thinks she is more civilized and different from the rest of the MGs

>>13531755
Comment that the thieves must have been amateurs if they couldn't steal the entire skeleton.

>>13532131
Or, again, he could just type the question and not have to go through that hassle each time.

>>13532126
>>13532131
>>13532134
I'm not saying he shouldn't delete them, but, what so far? Six images out of 300? He's not making a mass image dump, I think we'll be fine

>>13532103
News about Jeopardy tonight when the show's resident Lich and Dragon judges got into a all out brawl over whether a Dracolich counted as an Undead Dragon or something else entirely.

Thankfully there were no injuries to the audience or contestants but both judges are now in separate living and unliving hospitals for treatment of various non-lethal wounds.

The Jeopardy studio however did suffer significant damage and will need to be partially reconstructed, the show will continue at an unspecified date.

are there any MG story listings that focus on those with smut? Or at least indicate when smut is present?

I keep feeling time-cheated when I read stories about sex-obsessed fetish girls, that turn out to be PG rated outside of a few passing mentions

>>13532131
I couldn't delete them all because 4chans silly thing that prevents you from deleting too many images.

>>13532144
It slightly speeds up images being taken up.
When we reach the cap the thread is more vulnerable to shitposting since they actually HAVE to read posts then.

>>13532144
More like 14, not including participant reactions.

>>13532132
It's chill, i have to admit to liking amazons and wisps
Shit taste indeed, another reason to suspect Cage could kick Connery's ass in a fight

>>13532145
Looks like it's time to move on to Wheel of Fortune.

>>13532147
What the fuck have you been reading? Most MG stories here have smut

Spiders are cute they can also use their silk to make cool things

>>13532144
Seven, and between reposts of reposts, smugposting, reaction imagefags, obligatory posting, baneposters, the rest, we lose quite a few. You want to play, fine, but there is no reason why he can't just type out the damn questions and not waste an image each time.

>>13532147
Don't the majority have smut?

>>13532164

Everything I write is smut of questionable quality and sanity at best. I mean who wants to fuck a Lizardman so hard she goes dildos and snaps a tree

>>13532164
I don't think I've ever written anything that didn't eventually have smut in it.

>>13532113
>Hurr durr. I can let you have the last word any time I want. Just let me point out again how wrong you are so that you don't get the idea that you will get the last word.

Werewolves are for exactly this kind of situation, where a man is capable of giving them all love and have them share the man if he knows how to impose himself. Saying that it's impossible for such a thing to occur goes directly against what is stated in the werewolf profile and the spirit of MGE, but if you want to disregard what the Encyclopedia says or you believe that this is happening in a setting of your own creation, then that's your thing.

>>13532152
Reload and recount
>>13532163
>lists off all the other image abusers
>"No, it's THIS guy that's our problem!"
Like I said dude, lighten up. The question images are part of the appeal of Jeopardy, and the guy is at least trying to delete previous images. Wait until someone that's obviously wasting images comes around, like snoop-anon.

>>13532174
I'd give it a shot
>computer banned for a post from three days ago
That's some bullshit

>>13532164
>>13532156

maybe I am just having bad luck with my random jumping around the collection.

last ones's I tried were Bones-same, before that Alpanon, and before RsAsnons 'it's not that fall that kills you' (i expect that last one is a case of 'yet')
Guess will just keep trying

>>13531972
>Furher story we had in the previous thread?
Noth him, but link?

>>13532200
>lighten up
>appeal of jeopardy
>WE HAV TO POST ZE IMAGES OR IT'S NO FUN!

Really? Cause that's shitty reason. Just because you can, doesn't mean you have to, and he, like those others is wasting images, I see no monstergirls in his posts. They're question relates to monstergirls yes, but they could be put to better use.

>>13532208
Here, the author binned it.
http://pastebin.com/0N59VtB6

>>13532207
Yes, yes you have had some extremely bad luck.

Go read captain's stuff, I'm pretty sure most of his one-offs are smut

I wanna go to the beach and find a qt mermaid and build a sand castle with him

>>13532201

It was already done if you count greentexts.

>>13532216
Thanks.

Also, what's up with the namefaggotry RP shit going on right now?

>>13532220
>him

SEIZE HIM!

>>13532220
>Him

You can't fool me. Though he is curiously attractive for a fishman.

>>13532229
>>13532232

fuck my sleep deprived brain wrote the wrong word

>>13532139
The best you'd get is a handjob with her pinky extended as she adds a little (of your) milk to her tea.

Afterwards she'd savor the taste while lamenting how hard it is to get proper condiments for her favorite beverage in these uncultured lands.

>>13532174
I do.

>>13532220
>him
Oh no, Anon!
Where did your penis go! And your swimsuit suddenly turned into a little bikini that barely covers your private parts!
Where you always this sexy Anon?
Here. Let me hold your hand so that the waves don't drag you away.
Why are you suddenly blushing Anon and darting your gaze from me? are you embarrassed?
What would you if I placed my hand over your most private parts.
I bet you would like that now.

>>13532232
>Fishman

You'd fuck Aarlong?

>>13531972

It's a commission I asked for from .less because what I cannot give to you via writefaggotry without it being absolutely abhorrently edgy, I can give you with his skill at making me want to rip open her boudice and paizuri the Schwarzwulfen

I want to go to the beach with a mermaid and make sandcastles with HER.

>>13532249
You can't fool us now, 'nonny.
Spread those cute legs of yours for the other Anon, will you?

Reverse trap mermaid, trapping men by acting like a bro then raping when your gaurd is down

>>13532249
Can't take it back, anon.
I bet you want to be the Mermaid and woo a salty fisherman out at sea.

>>13532245
Don't bully the freshly turned Alp. Poor thing needs some time to process the turn of events.

>>13532246
Reference to Rikuo from Darkstalkers. A running gag from the crappy American cartoon was someone commenting that he's "curiously attractive for a fishman."

>>13532254
>>13532257
>>13532259
I'm not gay,an alp,or female. I just wanna make sandcastles with a qt mermaid and then cuddle and eventually marraige

I want to go to the beach with my Kraken waifu and laugh at the Anon and his Alp who's cosplaying as a Mermaid.

>>13532262

Speaking of Darkstalkers.

Demitri Maximoff would be the greatest scion of Alpollo.

Don't ask why I have this on demand

>>13532256
>by acting like a bro
They're just tomboys then?
>>13532262
>the crappy American cartoon
It was actually Canadian.

>>13532264
Quit lying to yourself.

>>13532262
>The cartoon
Don't remind me.
It as overly cheesy.

I want to go to the beach with my Cancer waifu and laugh at the Anon and his Alp who's cosplaying as a Mermaid.

>>13531456
HEIL DAT FLUFFY TAIL.

tomboy childhood monstergirl who promises she won't rape you
she rapes you in the end

>>13532259
You're right. We should instead help her learn about her new body and teach her to love it more than her previous body.
Who's bringing the massage oils and the toys?

>>13532272
It was an honest mistake I wanna make sandcastles with a female

>>13532278
Does she at least feel bad about it?

>>13532278
should have had her keep the promise

>>13532278
Good, I wanted her to.
Tomboy Childhood Friend a BEST.

>>13532283
She might have cried about it until you went over and hugged her
>>13532290
yeah you are right but still it works

>>13532278
Not rape if I want it.

>>13532295
It's not rape if you wanted her, silly.

>>13532278
Well, I guess that's acceptable. At least she's a tomboy childhood friend. Although, I guess it would depend more on the type. Even that character type can't help some.

>Go to sleep
>Wake up
>New thread
>"Okay, what d' we got here?"
>Half the thread is arguing about some Werewolf Harem BS
>The latter half is Celebrity Jeopardy MGE Edition
I don't even.

>>13532299
>>13532301
Exactly.

>>13532278
>rape
like I wouldn't provoke her to rape, like sleeping over on full moons

>>13532307
Well, at least we got some good stuff last night. I'm sad the ostrich guy died though. Unless I just missed it somehow.

>>13532281
>exhibitionist seaside bondage play
Goddamn shameless Alps ruining by beach episode shenanigans.

>>13532307
At least I new namefags to filter.

But goddammit, that shit was cancerous, yet anons ate that shit up under the pretense it was "fun."

>>13532274

I really should work on that story some day.

Far away.

>>13532325
Honestly, I kind of agree. I know it's the kind of thing the thread in general hates against, but it was a fun enough idea.

I'll take it over the shitstorm about werewolves and harem compositional rules any fucking day.

I want a Kikimora best friend

>>13532324

>You will never have a horny genki childhood friend Alp engage in beachside stealth sex with you
>Pretending that she's just innocently sitting on your lap with the popsicle in her mouth
>While your dick's inside her increasingly wet and hot womanhood
>The silent orgasm you both have nearly shatters reality

>>13532307
What about the bit where people were talking about layering an armoured paladin girl in cum?

>>13532325
It was much better than letting the thread be swallowed up by another autistic shitstorm, besides, I didn't see you contributing anything to make the thread better.

>>13532189
>Werewolves are for exactly this kind of situation, where a man is capable of giving them all love and have them share the man if he knows how to impose himself. Saying that it's impossible for such a thing to occur goes directly against what is stated in the werewolf profile and the spirit of MGE, but if you want to disregard what the Encyclopedia says or you believe that this is happening in a setting of your own creation, then that's your thing.

See, no one even said that you couldn't have a harem out of werewolves, the entire thing has been that it's fuckin' dumb to make one out of two alpha female rivals. Neither would accept the other.
>last word
Irony.

>>13532344
I think I glossed over that. Seemed like people were still in the middle of the shitty werewolf argument at the time.

Shame because caking a paladin girl's armor in cum is a pretty damn nice lewd idea.

>>13532339
>best friend
what is wrong with you

I want a Lizardgirl best friend to cry on the shoulder of whenever some big tough cool Monster Girl breaks up with me

>Lizardman goes to GENERIC SEA WITCH ARCHETYPE
>Gets a humanization potion in order to pursue the Paladin she's fond of, and to become better as a Warrior
>Can't even walk at first without her tail to counterbalance her body, has to be bridal carried
>Eventually becomes skilled enough with her new, more fragile body and trains with Paladin-kun
>Gets angry at him for going soft on her all the time
>Blushes after getting vexingly called out where he tells her that he knows she's not at "100%", even calling her by her real name
>Goes back and fights him as Lizardman, it ends in a draw since he was raised with the sword from birth
>Hot monkey sex ensues
>In public
>Haram, absolutely haram

>>13532352
I like this haram.

>>13532350
I dislike this haram.

>>13532344
I want a corrupt, depraved, scarred ara ara Paladiness officer to force a ton of poor, orphan shotas to run a train on her. After all, they owe everything to her, right? She was crippled defending them from the monsters that killed their parents and now they owe a bit of pleasure to her...

lizardgirls are cute and I want to hug and cuddle one

>>13532036

>Have a jar of Africanized mini-honeybees on my person at all times.
>Use them to ward off Succubi, Dark Priests, Mormons, etc.
>Also good for negotiations.
>No one crosses the man with a jar full of bees.
>When at home, I let them out of the jar.
>They just hang around my bedroom all day, fighting and shit-talking eachother. Constantly competing to be the toughest.
>Or rather, constantly competing for me to acknowledge them as the toughest.
>They honestly don't think I know about their matching pink pyjamas and tiny stuffed animals.
>Or about their nightly 'Cuddle-Raids' when they think I'm asleep.

>>13531456
Jokes on her
I swapped out some of her military vehicles for Combaticons.
BOY is she in for a surprise when Bruticus just destroys her entire Reich.

I want to cuddle a Lizard Girl and tell her she's so much nicer than my Manticore-ex, and that "I wish I could find a nice girl to date like you."

>>13532357

>Actually liking something thought up in the span of two seconds

But that's saleel al sawarim, nasheedul ubah, wa darbul qitaly tariqul haya

You're at the park when this girl comes up to you and flashes her lower bits.

>"This is my swamp."


How do you respond?

Is your waifu a masochist? If so, how much of one?
File may be deleted if I remember to

>>13532367
please no.

I want to date a lizardgirl I don't want to friendzone her

>>13532379

>"Ya know there's an ointment for that, right?"

>>13532379
Well, I mean, you want me to stay out of it, right? Shouldn't be hard. I'd probably an ogre.

>>13532383
Just follow it up by blushing and adding
>Actually... I wish I could just date you...

>>13532379
I serenade her with a beautiful song.

SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME THE WORLD WAS GONNA ROLL ME, I AIN'T THE SHARPEST TOOL IN THE SHED

>>13532379
Say that I kinda like the smell of a swamp, and want to sniff hers.

>>13532390
good , do not pass over the qt girl

>>13532379
Smells like one, that's for sure.

>>13532365
Oh god please gimme.
I want my own colony of miniature honeybees with a wasp-like sting and attitude more fitting for amazons or lizardmen who acknowledge me as their king.

>>13532366
>Expecting combaticons to turn on the flesh equivalent of Megatron
>Implying she won't sway them to her side with her charisma
>Implying she won't let them murder to their spark's content in her name.
Congrats on giving the Reich a new WMD

I want to lose my virginity to the CC Lizardgirl my dad friendzoned as a kid.

>>13532396
Lizardgirls deserve used goods. They're a great pure waifu to fall back to after you fuck a hundred other girls. You can even let her imagine she's the one who "purified" you.

>>13532325
>Filtering Cage and Connery
>When they were literally doing SNL skits for your amusement

King Grump Alp?

>>13532404
This is my fetish. Especially if she's your teacher for historical fencing.

>>13532409
No?

>>13532404
Amazing. Better make sure she's still a virgin, too! There's nothing better than deflowering a nice aunty.

>>13532408
No she needs to yake your virginity and then marraige

>>13532325
>King Grumpy Alp confirms fun things are not fun

>>13532409
>>13532417
This boogeyman shit has gotten pretty out of hand.

>>13532416
Only if she's a chubby blood-related older sister. That's the only kind of Lizardgirl I'd marry.

>>13532414
But I mean...you're grumpy and clearly an Alp.

I wonder if King Grump Alp had a daughter or maybe you're her up and coming competition for being King.

>>13532404
I want to do this but as the son of the master of that (sort of) NTR'd Kikimora from last thread. When him and that succubutt try to arrange a marriage for me I'll run away together with the CC meido.

>>13532426
But what about lizardgirl childhood friend? She deserves maraige

>>13532379

>I was only 21 years old
>I loved Truckercore so much, I had all the merchandise and movies
>I pray to Claire every night before bed
>Claire is love, I said, Claire is life
>My Dad hears me and calls me a faggot
>I call him a cunt and he slaps me and sends me to sleep
>I'm crying now, and my face hurts
>I lay in bed and it's really cold
>A warmth is moving towards me
>I feel something touch me
>It's Claire!
>I'm so happpy!
>She whispers in my ear "It's time for an eclair from Claire"
>She picks me up with her big furry paws and puts me on my hands and knees
>I'm ready
>I spread my asscheeks for Claire
>She penetrates my butthole, it hurts so much, but I do it for Claire
>I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water, I push against her force
>I want to please Claire
>She roars a mighty roar as she fills my butt with her love
>My dad walks in
>Claire looks at him straight in the eye and says
>"Touch Fluffy Tail now"
>Claire teleports out my window
>Claire is love, Claire is life

>>13532425
I'd fuck the boogeywoman.

>>13532409
>>13532428
C'mon anon. I thought the SNL thing was fun, but it's pretty clearly the kind of thing lots of people in this thread usually react negatively to. Unnecessary namefagging, pointless image consumption with only partial deletions, no actual discussion...

It's fine if you liked it, I did too as I said, but it's pretty clearly something a lot of people wouldn't.

>>13532435
I have no words

>>13532400
Bruticus works for Starscream idiot
Learn the Lore.

I want a Kikimora friend

>>13532266
>Genderment Alex

Fucking hell.

>>13532435
>fills my butt with her love

I didn't pray for that, I wanted her kitty cream. Fuck that faggot cat.

>>13532435
...I...I-...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdzf0QvEDDs