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marisa coz she looks sluttier in this

Marisa

Muh riza

>>13522303
Mah reimu

>>13522321
>>13522333
>>13522379
>>13522395
3 out of 4 jaypees prefer white girls over asians.

>>13522406
Reimu a bitch and a zombie anyway

>>13522406
But Marisa is a nigger.

>>13522406
Reimu is not asian,

>>13522303
sakuya

I ship them together, so neither.

>>13522577
This guy knows what's up.

>>13522577
I want to go sailing with them too!

>>13522595
And one thing leads to another and you're having a threesome with them

>>13522501
I'm pretty sure gensokyo is somewhere in asia.

>>13522418
>a zombie anyway
she lives

Reimu is literally the strongest

Marisa, she borrowed my heart.

Reimu cuz Reimu is sex

But those aren't Marisa nor Reimu.

>>13523289
so you are saying that they are Meimu and Rarisa?

>>13523298
Nah.

*challenger approaching*

>>13522303
Sora>Sena

>beautiful golden hair and eyes
>smug attitude and the skill to back it up
>cute witch outfit
>bisexual that can get you into a 3 way with Patchy or Alice
Marisa is literal perfection

>>13523704
Can she get me into a four way with Patchy and Alice?

>>13523704
What I like the most about Marisa is the fact that she copied all of her spells on her own, teaching herself magic through hard work and brilliance. Why can't she be real?

>>13523704
Who are you quoting?

whichever one gives the better blowjob

>>13523789
John F. Kennedy.

>>13523813
But I don't believe he said that.

>>13523819
He did.

Just before he got shot by a Reimu fan.

>>13523704
Marisa is straight, please don't post yurifag lies.

>>13523914
I'd believe it if 1/2 of all the fanart of her wasn't with Alice.

Reimu is hotter, but if we're talking about the games Marisa is the obvious choice to go with.

But I feel like none of you are talking about the games.

>>13523942
Not that guy but fanarts aren't canon.

>>13523946
You've got it wrong, Marisa is hotter but Reimu is better in the games.

>>13523951
This doesn't even need to be said, goddamn.

>>13523959
The best defensive is a good offensive. Speed and power wins everytime.
I want to make love to Reimu though.

>>13523942
Taking fanart as seriously as canon? You really are a secondary yurishitter.

>>13522303
Is that Yozora and Sena cosplaying as Reimu and Marisa or is it the opposite

>>13523998
You miss your question mark.

And canon Marisa has no boobs.

>>13523951
Says who?

>>13523981
The best offensive is a good defensive. Range and precision wins everytime.
I want to make love to Marisa though.

>>13524019
Probably ZUN where he doesn't care for fanworks.

>>13524050
Holy fuck Marisa is sexy. I'd take her over Reimu any day.

>>13522303
that doesnt look like marisa
the hair is too light
the eyes are blue
why the fuck is there a butterfly

>>13522303
Marisa.

Reimu is a gold-digger.

easy right

>>13523914
This. Marisa is straight, I know because I'm in a loving relationship with her.

>>13526563
Can you prove it?

>>13523911

He had such a large hitbox it was bound to happen sooner or later.

>>13526563
How do you feel about being cucked by a miko?

>>13522303
REIRISA

but remilia

>>13524106
She can change her eye color any time she wants. Kinda like Yukari, where she changed her eye color from beautiful purple to disgusting yellow.

>>13522303
Whichever one wins the deathmatch

We are on /jp/, so it has to be the japaneseier one, right?

Is Marisa white?

>>13526948
She will be, once I'm done with her.

>>13526964
What are you going to do, dump a bag of flour on her?

I am going to college now

Do I have to leave /jp/ now?

Can I stay? Please?

>>13527077
If you have to ask, you have to leave.

>>13527077
We don't have have the power nor the authority to force you to leave, but just know that you're not a part of us anymore and you're not welcome here.

>>13527077
That has nothing at all to do with whether Marisa or Reimu are better.

>>13527185
;_;
>>13527202
I choose armpit girl because Marisa looks like my mom

Reimu Is the chillist in the land and my favorite I'm just glad that most of japan seems to agree with me. http://en.touhouwiki.net/wiki/THWiki_Popularity_Poll

Marisa is less mean.

Prefer Marisa but I like Reimu also.

They choose each other.

>>13527909
"Best friends"

>>13527993
Friends can get married

>>13522303
Don't they and to a lesser extension all touhous have a shoot first ask questions later/never cowboy diplomacy attitude towards all problems they deal with?

>>13528035
Marisa is getting married, Reimu is just the flower girl.

>>13528285
It's more like whomever gets shot first is wrong. Might makes right, law of the jungle.

>>13528391
I knew Marisa would marry Kosuzu in the end. They have so much in common.

Marisa's going to marry Kourin, Reimu's going to marry some faceless male from the human village.

>>13528405
That sounds like Frontier Justice

>>13528391
>being this dumb
I want hetfags to leave.

That's actually a hard choice. They're both pretty even.

>>13528498
>hetfags

Jesus you're not even trying to hide that you're from /u/

>>13528539
And that's just fine by me.

Yuri is an integral part of /jp/. For every anon who wants to be a little girl and violated by a herd of faceless men, there's an anon who wants to be a little girl and violated by her onee-sama.

>>13528563
Just stop forcing this shit "kudasai".

Marisa and Ray-Moo are gonna run you out of Gensokyo

>>13528584
Not so bad for a western art.

I like both, but I prefer Marisa.

>>13528617
W-Woah.

I think that thread is making me fall in love with Marisa.

>>13528658
You will be only one of the many that she borrowed a heart.

>>13528658
Oh?

>>13528539
lol

I was just imitating how you anti-yurifags act, like, all the goddamn time. Every single time yuri is said, or even implied, every single time. You guys just jump out of the fucking blue and go all "dem yurifags i hate yurifags oh god yurifags death to yurifags. yurifags yurifags yurifags i'm too masculine for this shit"

So yeah, get fucked hetfag :^)

>>13528790
Why are you so angry?

>>13528790
I guess all sexfags gonna become crazy sometimes.

Unless it's rapefags, rapefags are chill.

>>13522303

Marisa is funny as fuck

>>13528852
I think I summed it up quite nicely in that post you're replying to. Maybe try reading it? Also I'm not THAT angry, but the hetfags' attitude gets to me sometimes.

>>13528964
I know, right? Talk about irony.

>>13529147
Please, just accept that maybe yurifags aren't accepted on /jp/.

Your kinds are cancerous and are professional victims.

Just get out "kudasai".

>>13529175
Stop using kudasai "kudasai".

>>13529193
"Iie".

I'm a /jp/sie in the flesh but a japanese quoter at heart.

>>13529198
Then speak in japanese, faggot

>>13529200
I can only quote in romaji.

>>13529206
Then you are no true "japanese quoter". You are just a "japanese quoter" wannabe.

>>13529175
I agree with you
The majority does not like yuri
I do not like yuri
There is a special board on 4chan called yuri, that is where the yuri belongs.

>>13529212
Well, I shall denote myself to "romaji quoter".

>>13529229
You sure are level-headed, anon. Are you a jedi?

>>13529238
No, anon, I'm just a fat hairy "romaji quoter".

Marry fuck kill?

>>13529278
Step it up

Marry, Fuck, Kill or Avoid?

Make way for the best protagonist, you whores.

>>13529282
Marisa, Marisa, Nobody, Nobody

>>13529286
Which raisin? The one with purple hair and long ears or the one with purple hair and floppy ears?

>>13529296
The one in that very picture, pog.

>>13529300
There are two raisins in that picture,anon

>>13529306
It's the same Rei.

It's Reisen on Earth, and Reisen when she was a grunt on the moon.

Reisen and Youmu are THE best.

The BEST.

>>13529310
>He didn't read SSiB...
I'm quoting myself

>>13529329
I'm not dismissing the existence of Reisen II, bruv.

I'm saying that particular picture shows the same Reisen I in different setup.

>>13529278

Marry Reimu
Fuck Sanae
Kill Marisa

>>13529282
Marry Reimu
Fuck Sakuya
Avoid Marisa
Kill Sanae

What do I win?

I want to bu Marisa's doujins!

>>13523993
Prove she is straight then, without using fanart as well. Go ahead hetfag

>>13529664
You mean like in forbidden scrollery when her and reimu got all bashful when they thought they were interrupting a lovers rendezvous?

>Sena

>>13529737
John Sena?

Marry Reimu
Cheat on her with Alice
Get dumped by both of them
Pity sex with Yuuka

>>13529719
Sensitive lesbians, maybe?

>>13529719

It's pretty embarrassing interrupting something like that regardless of sexual preference.

one's a thief who steals from a vampire who hired jack the ripper and the other is a lazy murderer.

press them both to death and snuggle meiling instead.

>>13529804
Pfft yeah right nerd

Like Reimu would even think marry you,
Alice give you the time of day and Yuuka allow herself to be defiled by you

>>13529867
*Think of marrying you*

>>13529719
This doesn't prove shit, try again.

>>13529896
Eat a dick
Prove they are gay like in your delusional mind without using fanart

Statistically, only 4% of the human population is gay or a flavor of bisexual.

Therefore, there are maybe 4 lesbians in a 100 female population.

As such, the chances of both of them being exclusively homosexual is very low.

>>13529896
>>13529912
Please just calm down.

Hetfag can stay though, I need babies.

Yurifags who play victims should get out.

>>13529856
Please stop spreading fanon information.

>>13529912
But I never stated they are gay though, it's ambiguous.
Someone on the other way went out of their way to state they are straight when saying they are straight is just fanon.
But I believe it's implicit they are gay, you just need to feel it.

>>13529949
God, just leave, anon.

Go to /u/ and feel shit up, leave /jp/ alone.

>>13529175
>Please, just accept that maybe yurifags aren't accepted on /jp/.
Now, riddle me this: Why?

And it better be a satisfactory explanation and not some "lel just go to /u/ :^)" bullshit

>>13530139
Mainly because despite all the bullshit, /jp/ doesn't want to warrant attention to itself.

Yuridom nowadays is being infiltrated by real life lesbians/SJW/feminists who want to it to turn political, and I just don't want to encourage these people into my sacred board.

Please be understanding and do not abuse surprise box and get out of /jp/ peacefully.

>>13529958
You sure sound entitled for someone from /v/ or /a/.
Listen newfriend, you don't come here just bossing people around out of their home boards, yuri has been always been a presence here and you don't own anything here to dictate content you dislike out of the board. You will be given a chance to adhere to the board's profile or to kindly fuck off whence you came.

>>13530151
See, now that sounds like a reasonable argument.

Except for the fact that I don't know who you are, and what makes you think you can speak for the board as a whole. You are just another anon, and if you don't like yuri then that's all fine and dandy but guess what? It's your own damn business, and nobody else's. Unless the rules directly state that yuri is prohibited entirely, then you have no right to try to stop my board-rule-following-(Touhou)-related yuri posting. Oops, I used a surprise box, didn't I?

I'm not going to tell you to leave /jp/ because I will still post whatever rule-adhering content I want to regardless of if it hurts your (and I say "your" not "/jp"'s, which is a board you do not represent so stop talking as if you were) feelings or not, but I'd really appreciate if you could get your hetfag ass out of this place... "kudasai"

>>13530310
Well, I feel powerless but since I can't force you to leave (nor I want to force anyone to leave), I would just kindly ask you to leave again I guess.

>>13530151
Fuck you, asshole. "These people" have been in "your" sacred board since long before you were. The people infiltrating it are you and people like you, who invade a board, shit on the culture and remake it in your own image. Die.

>>13530531
Actually I have searched the 2008 archive, yuri subculture is not big on /jp/.

>>13530539
It's not "big" on /jp/, fucking nothing's "big" on /jp/ except great big flagship shit like Fate/Stay Night and Umineko. It is, on the other hand, a subculture that has always been around, often discussed, and allowed to live in peace until latter-day shitters decided nobody should be allowed to like things.

Every 2hu is bi until the sexuality is proven by Word of Kannushi. Every opinion is subjective. And there are no pairs until (again) proven by Word of Kannushi. Now, calm your tits you complete faggots. (and have a Reimu)

>>13530227
Yeah, I wonder where these faggots came from. I suspect the monstergirl threads.

Traps and yuri and various other deviant fetishes have never been unwelcome on /jp/. I have no idea what these "yuri belongs to /u/, don't post it outside there" morons are trying to accomplish.

>>13530546
Can you point me a quality /u/ thread in the archive?

I would like to see the level of discussion.

If it's really fanon shit then I don't really care since we have so many here.

>>13530582
The fuck do you mean by a "quality /u/ thread"? Can you point me to a quality ANY thread in the archive? 99% of threads are worthless shit. Including canon sperging.

>>13530588
Well, I'm a little biased but I think some of the canon threads are pretty positive and help people understand more on ZUN's wording and stuff.

I personally participated in this thread: https://archive.moe/jp/thread/12445657/#q12475690 and was convinced by the other guy that the moon war wasn't a real war.

>>13530582
>quality /u/ thread
Are you retarded? "Yuri is okay on /jp/" doesn't mean that it gets discussed everyday, it means that morons like you don't start vomiting their "hurr I've been there forever, yuri is forbidden on /jp/" bullshit whenever someone so much as mentions yuri.

Fuck off to /a/ with your "only fetishes I like are allowed" nonsense.

>>13530617
Just want to check the level of discussion m8.

If it ends pushing it as canon, then it's cancerous.

If it's just fanon and playing around, I couldn't careless.

>>13530619
>If it ends up*

>>13530603
Awesome, the last time we had a good thread was September of last year, board's closed, go home.

>was convinced by the other guy that the moon war wasn't a real war.
Sure, maybe some people were informed, though the wiki article on the moon has suggested as much for four years.

>>13530619
>I couldn't care less
Then stop fucking whining about how yuri in general needs to leave /jp/, you fucking retard. You might as well announce that all doujinshi and arrange CDs need to leave /jp/ because "people might claim they're real."

>>13530631
Well, okay, anon, as said, it's just a bunch of playing around, I wouldn't mind.

I'm not all that anti-fun.

>>13530619
Why care about what people think is canon? If anything, strictly following the canon is against the spirit of Touhou. Youkai are all about bullshit word-of-mouth stories, rampant fanon only makes their penises harder.

>>13530637
Well then, sorry that I and the other fellow have been hard on you. There is this dude who throws a temper tantrum about how yuri is the worst fetish every time it is mentioned, I mistook you for him.

>>13530637
Just so we're clear, when somebody says "Sanae is a slut," they don't actually mean that per ZUN's backstory Sanae canonically took dicks for twenty bucks a go in the local bathhouse. Now, maybe there's other good reasons to get mad about that, but "he thinks it's canon! he's misleading people!" is not one of othem.

I formally permit you to get angry when somebody attempts to enter a serious, canon-backed argument about how Reimu is objectively canon gay. Now fuck off.

>>13530646
Because like it or not, the canonity is where it counts (even for ZUN), all secondaries work are based on some form of canon more or less, canonity is the foundation where it all starts and needs to be reinforced if possible.

And yeah, I notice both sides of the argument, I think that guy is just like me, he's scared of the political side of yuridom (which is pretty damn nefarious) so please don't mind him too much.

>>13530654
I dunno, because secondaries/people who haven't followed Touhou plot closely have taken memes seriously before, like the Watatsuki being space nazis and stuff, or there's no men in Gensokyo (a very old meme), I guess it's just a hassle to explain that these things are not really canon every times they are brought up in a canon discussion.

>>13530658
>the canonity is where it counts
Only for hardcore autists. People don't start whining about Derleth's Christian circlejerk every time the Cthulhu Mythos gets mentioned, even though it explicitly conflicts with Lovecraft's canon. If it's cool, I can run with it.

>(even for ZUN)
Yeah, no. ZUN does what he pleases and couldn't care less about his own canon. See: PC-98.

At the end of the day, I can believe that all Touhous have 20 inch futa dicks and there is virtually nothing you can do about it.

>>13530733
Well, believe what you want, but ZUN does have a canon and he does care for it. He just scraps PC-98 as a prototype.

I'm going to enjoy fanon and canon but I will put canon forward because it's easier to understand and provable due to the literature/printwork.

>>13530747
>provable
This would be helpful if we were constructing a scientific theory of the universe based on the words of ZUN our priest but I don't see why it would actually affect your enjoyment.

>>13530758
Because as said, canon threads are a thing, and we regularly discuss them for fun.

Sometimes people bring up fanon in these threads and we have to dismiss them using ZUN canon books.

>>13530767
And sometimes assholes run into fanon threads swinging canon like a hammer ordering everyone to stop having fun, but it doesn't actually answer the question of why provability makes things more fun.

>>13530775
Because it makes thing stabler and people can agree on things I guess?

>>13530785
No it doesn't and no they don't.

There's no Touhou canon. ZUN is just the first fanartist.

>>13530787
In canon, Prince Shoutoku was a man and is now very much dead.

>>13530787
Well, bruv, I'm going to believe in ZUN's version of Touhou the most then.

As said, as long as fanon crap doesn't get meddled in canon discussion then it's fine for me.

I'm just going to ignore all the "shippers" threads and stupid shit like that. It's just going to be stupid picture dumps anyway since fanon cannot survive on itself.

>>13522303
flan tbh

>>13526859
i guess she can also change her hair color then

Remilia

>>13529949
>I never stated they are gay though, it's ambiguous

Yet you spam bullshit like "hetfags" and "prove they are straight" "Yuri lol"

Then there's this little gem
>I believe it's implicit they are gay
Prove it and don't use shit like fanart

>>13534682
Just stop, nigger, don't give em attention.

They play victims when we "oppress" them.

>>13534539
what is her natural color, red or yellow?

>>13534687
>le playing victims meme
A verily epic one, my sir. May I have another?

I challenge you to find all the mentions of yuri things in the past 4 months and compare how many times anti-yurifags started to bitch and complain and the times they didn't (which weren't many). And then we can start talking about "playing victim".

>>13536947
Red. But you know what they say about gingers and souls so she magically dyed it blonde so she doesn't get on Reimu's shit list.

>>13537239
Not him but, in my experience, stupid shitstorms like this usually starts with a reply like for example "X won't marry/love you because she likes girls" to the post "I want to marry X". I have seen stuff like this on other boards too. It is kinda annoying but I don't let it bother me.

>>13543148
X wouldn't marry/love you because you are in all likelihood an ugly, unlikable, misanthropic and mildly autistic nerd who spends all his free time jacking off to eroge (and if you're not, what are you doing here?) but most of the time these have been getting started because somebody responds to a picture of two girls with an announcement that "/jp/ has never allowed yurishit" or something similarly retarded.

Half the threads here are about people wanting to fuck Touhous and the "/u/ people" don't exactly crash them (or even the occasional Rinnosuke thread) with guns blazing.

>>13543205
Holy shit was that an attack on me? I am not sure if I deserved that. Please don't get so mad at strangers on the internet.

Let's all just refrain from responding to the post(yuri or anti-yuri) that tries to start a shitstorm.

>>13543148
Anon you are replying to here.

So you are saying tha the /u/ people start it, correct? Well, I demand some proof, sir, because as far as I've seen, you're full of shit. And there's plenty of evidence that it's the anti-yurifags that start, just look through the goddamn archive dammit.

Fuck, we even have a thread right now (>>13537310) that's like that. It turned into a shitstorm, and why? Because some anti-yurifaggot started her bitching. It's not like the yurifags were provoking anybody, they were posting yuri in peace, and then some douchebag just up and came solely to bitch.

So, there.

>>13544163
You win this time yurifag, but I'm watching your every moves.

The moment you chimp out, I'll be there.

Though that other anti-yurifag should be more subtle next time.

Maria has the better looks. But Reimu has a smaller hitbox. But also Reimu is more Völkisch, pure and folkloric (at least in my opinion).

>>13543622
>Holy shit was that an attack on me?
Not everything is about you.

>>13544163
Oh wow you're right. I have noticed now in several threads that there are some pretty vocal users that hate yuri. They are pretty aggressive and starts shitstorms for no reason.

It's pretty weird because a month or two ago I noticed that it was yurifags that started shitstorms like this(on other boards too). Not in the same aggressive way but in a nagging way. It didn't consume the threads though. I guess some yuri haters just broke or something. I am no fan of yuri but I would never start a shitstorm over it.