/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>13521030
Y'know, I never got around to watching that. I heard it was pretty decent.

...but I suppose this is the wrong place to discuss such a thing.

First for sharks!

Let's make this a thread that's comfy for everyone from vanilla Elves to Abominations!

>>13521041
Abominations must die!

>>13521041
What about Matangos?

Dragonsluts only sleep with their waifu so they can access her hoard

>>13521038
>>13521040

Damn it!

>>13521044
Jokes on you, I picked out all the valuable things from my Wurm's hoard and invested it all, and now I'm earning 12% interest a year on it.

>>13521042
That cannot die which can eternal lie, with strange eons even death may die.
>>13521044
I'd actually prefer to sleep somewhere other than the hoard, gold is not comfy.

>>13521047
You're still first for sharks.

>>13521042
I want this Abomination to die of old age in the bed on the same night as I do!

>>13521055
>not having a hoard and a bed side by side

Fighter looking for allies to adventure into goblin caves

>>13521044

If you're a gold digger, who'd be a better waifu to have? A dragon or a Tanuki?

>>13521062
Rogue willing to watch back, tots not a Goblin agent.

>>13521063
There isn't an amount of money a Tanuki can make that a Dragon cannot simply take.

>>13521040
I thought sharks were supposed to be lean meat. I mean, look at those things!

>>13521063
A dragon can at least fuck shit up. What can a jewnuki do, call her lawyers?

>>13521052
Whats the intrest on funny shapped rocks and "How to make a baby for dummies" books like

>>13521044
Jealous Lizard White Knights please. I objectify myself for my Dragon Waifu every day, wearing butler outfits, naked aprons, and sometimes her shirts to take in her smell. And I'll put myself in lewd positions for her to rape. I embrace the Matriarchy and my role as a Dragonslut.

>>13521062
I'd be highly interested in exploring some goblins' caves.

>>13521003
>Amazon commedian
"But, boys, if you marry a woman with $300 million, you ain't no regular househusband. You ain't got to clean the house no more. You get a kiki. You ain't cleaning shit! You marry a Wight with $300 million, you ain't cooking. You're eating out.

You marry... You know how a lot of househusbands gotta get jobs on the side to help make ends meet? She got $300 million, the ends are meeting like a motherfucker. What you gonna do, get a job at a boutique on the weekends and shit?

And say, "Here, Honey. I made $70 put that with the rest. Now we have $300 million and $70. Because I want to do my share." No. All you have to do, you marry a woman with $300 million, is fuck your wife. That's it! That's your job. Fuck your wife! That's it. That's... Just fuck your wife."

>>13521070
In other words, fuck shit up financially.

>>13521041
Fuck you.

>>13521070
She can call some friends of her to turn you into a good little slut that makes her lots of money. Or she could just ruin your finances.

>>13521063
Tanuki would probably let you get away with it more often. She'd set aside some funds for you to spend with because she knows you're a little gold digging whore. Dragon has immense wealth but isn't eager to part with it a lot of the time.

>>13521070

They'll put the sheeny curse on you.

So, you guys always talk about mature-young mgs, loli mgs, and even milf ones sometimes.
But what about adolescent mgs?
With all those hormones and questions...
wouldn't they be much more problematic than in the other stages of their life?

>>13521072
Nothing. I don't think investing is for you, Anon.

>>13521081

Motherfucker, don't steal Eddy Murphy's shit, especial after ta first amazon comedian attempt.

"Human boy rights".

Then they bitch because amazons dinni du nuffun.

>>13521067
Excellent, can always use a rogue.
Even a tiny one like you. Please remember that back stabbing fellow adventures will result in a hefty fine and a stint in the baby with pit.

>>13521076
Excellent, welcome aboard!

>>13521109
*especially after that

>>13521086
How is a raccoon with some suits going to ruin a pile of gold?

>>13521062
Paladin here, I can heal, detect stuff, and keep your dickass thieves in line.

>>13521041
I want to turn a vanilla elf into an abomination and proceed to love her horrorifices tenderly.

>>13521030
I shall personally anoint this thread near the beginning with my manly musk and pass it onto you so that when the time comes even the fiercest of MGs will find you attractive.

It's like a blessing really. You can thank me later.

WHAT'CHA
DOING
NERDS?!

>>13521111
You may not be the brightest of adventurers, but your heart is in the right place. You'll make an Echidna very happy one day.

>>13521087
>Tanuki acts like it's your job to fuck her, pays you very handsomely to do so
>Get sick of being treated like an employee, you thought you were supposed to be her husband
>She starts crying like a baby and blubbers about how she loves you but she didn't want to seem too clingy and thought you might leave her if she didn't give you spending money

>>13521124
You just keep all your gold in one big pile? My my, what if there was some accident and it was all destroyed or stolen?

>live in monstergirl world
>no interest in sex or marrying some demon
>want to read my scrolls in peace
>keep getting these Kikimora things knocking on the door
>some faggot jinko keeps trying to be cute and nyaaing at the door for me to open it
>a fucking dullahan once tried to drag me off saying she was a paladin and it was for my own saftey
>like I'd miss something like her head not being on her shoulders
>wish I was in a world with no monsters
>I just want to be alone

>this thing keeps looking at me through the window too. Fuck whatever that is.

>>13521135
I'd rather choose myself the MGs to attract.

>inb4 choice

>>13521135
Thinking whether I should spend the night playing Witcher 3 or reading more Starless, or maybe a little bit of both.

>>13521147
>>a fucking dullahan once tried to drag me off saying she was a paladin and it was for my own saftey
I want to decapitate a Paladin and fuck her neck stump so much that all my magic energy turns her into a Dullahan.

>>13521154
Anon, it makes you smell nice to all MGs.

Except Unicorns.

>>13521109
>Implying it isn't true.
Just fuck your wife man.

>>13521135
Figuring out how I'm gonna put on the bridle and saddle on that spider.

>>13521138
Thank you anon, I leave the books to the Wizards.
Now let's go!
Glory and goblins await!

>>13521146
You wanna try to do something to a Dragon's hoard? Your funeral buddy. You'd have better luck devaluing gold that touching what's hers.

>>13521147
>Fuck whatever that is.
But it's your reflection. You haven't noticed it yet, but you died and became a ghost.

You then became a girl because of MAMONO MANA and possessed a houseplant. Enjoy having your mind altered until the only thing you can think about is finding a human man, drugging him up with nectar and smothering him in your oversized ghost-alraune breasts.

I want to be a comedian in the monster girl world!

>>13521161
>not riding her bareback

>>13521173
But male comedians aren't funny!

>>13521176
>lower back dry humping rodeo
YES
If you can cum before she throws you off and envelops you, you win. You can fondle her front any way you like.

>>13521178
I'll be super funny, I'll be funnier than all the monster girl comedians on the planet!

>>13521173
>"Hey! hey! It's a pleasure to be here, a-"
>"Not paying you to yap, I'm paying you to suck my clit, pretty boy!" chorus of laughs
>"U-uh yes. s-so, I was driving an-" Chorus of laughs.
>"Try not to bust those small delicate fingers on a big steering wheel, bitchboy. I don't want to feel calluses when you finger me!"

>>13521159
>Except Unicorns

Does anyone else think this sounds suspicious?

>>13521184
>>I don't want to feel calluses when you finger me!
>not liking it rough
A literal Pleb Girl.

>>13521184
Anon I wouldn't go for a standard act, If monster girls are going to make fun of humans on stage I'm going to make them of monster girls on stage!

>>13521147
>read my scrolls
The vile action adaptation was better.

>>13521194
Sure, go wrap your fist in sandpaper and fistfuck a girl, see how that works out for you. Boys are supposed to be soft and delicate.

>>13521070
She'll call in her Lawkunochi.

>>13521211
>Ghost in
>Forge whatever the fuck she wants
>You lose everything
Never fuck with the jewnuki. Not unless you have an army. One that she can't simply buy from you.

>>13521200
You're taking this bishie shit too seriously.

>>13521193
That girl needs to sleep more.

>>13521135
Thinking about Kikis while playing monster hunter. And waiting for Mabi to get off maintenance.

>>13521030
>Four CC Mummy super-soldiers protecting a reincarnated pharaoh shota from a pair of bumbling Anubii and their OP Scarab overlord
I'd watch it

>>13521228
Not really

>>13521214
>Jewnuki claims Dragon is doing illegal shit
>Goes to her cave with investigative team
>Reveals the documents she had planted
>Dragon examines them
>Turns them into ash with her fire breath
>Tosses Jewnuki and her entourage out
>Personally torches all of Jewnuki's warehouses for wasting the Dragon's time with this insult
Petty underhanded tactics are for those too weak to simply take what they want. Dragons are strong and other MGs are weak. Therefore, Dragons do what they want and other MGs must accommodate them or suffer.

>There is no Horus monstergirl
>Or Sobek

What a waste

>>13521248
>>Turns them into ash with her fire breath
>Dragon is resisting lawful practices
>Her home is raided by a party of heroes the Jewnuki hired, headed by a rival dragon for a small portion of the hoard
>Dragon is killed/imprisoned
>Remaining tiches distributed amongst the poor
>A tryant is put out of comission, and the Jewnuki is lauded as a hero of the people

>>13521261
Horus would just be a more elitist Harpy

>>13521238
>shota

Isn't the kid like 15 or something? That's hardly a shota

>Dragon anticipates this
>Already moved everything out of her cave
>Stupid heroes are left to die in there when Dragon caves in the entrance after they stupidly rush in
>Other Dragon isn't dumb enough to take on a fellow dragon alone and fucks off
>Jewnuki thinks she's on top of the world
>That makes it all the sweeter when she gets back to her office to find Dragon sitting in her chair

>>13521248
>forgetting baphos are stronger than dragons

Alternatively

>find dragon
>profess your wish to serve, offer some treasure for her hoard
>tend to her wishes for a week or two, getting her to warm up to you
>you notice she starts lingering around you, and she's not as forceful wit her commands
>It's time.jpg
>spike her tea with moth dust
>her desire to breed shoots up 500%
>pop a couple of raging mushrooms and destroy that scaly pussy
>repeat this as many times as it takes, making an obedient lizard out of a dragon

Pride goeth before the fall

>>13521280
Creative alterations.

>>13521286
Nigger what?
>Dragon magically anticipates something she has no knowledge of
>Does something completely against her prideful "let them come" nature
>The heroes are suddenly idiots
>A tanuki hiring incompetents
>A dragon going back on her word
You were that kid who had magic plot armor whenever he played make believe with his friends weren't you?

>>13521294
But that's dumb, you're dumb.

Monster girls are stupid.

>>13521297
Dragons are cunning as shit, heroes are always idiots, and a dragon would never get into a fight that she isn't sure she'll win.

>>13521311
That's right, Dragons are super smart! Wurm never wins in chess against Dragons!

>>13521229
Too busy sucking dicks to sleep

>>13521311
[Dragon dick sucking intensifies]

>>13521229

This girl gave me an eye-bag fetish.
http://i.imgur.com/eSflTYL.jpg

>>13521311
>heroes are always idiots
Does that make you a hero?
>dragon would never get into a fight that she isn't sure she'll win.
A dragon is always sure she'll win. What's where their pride comes from. That's how you take advantage of them
>Dragons are cunning as shit
No dragon will up and move her entire hoard thanks to some uppity tanuki and even humans are more cunning than dragons. Cunning is the tanuki's thing.

Bitch ain't moving from the place she's called home for likely centuries because of some upstart.

>>13521321
I'd love to have a Dragon intensely suck my dick,

>>13521335
Would you really defile these lips with your dirty cock?

>>13521335
Who wouldn't?

Great, now I want to irritate a dragon, using her horns as handlebars.

>>13521342
>that pic

You. Have. NO. IDEA.

>>13521342
Fuck. Loen's lips make me want to cream in my pants.

>>13521342
>fin ears
I'm gonna get zapped, aren't I? Would until I couldn't come without the electricity.

>>13521351
I'd love to get one to play irrumation and do her hard enough to straddle the line where she bites me in anger throughout the act.

>>13521342
Considering this is a dragon, would I really have a choice in the matter?

>>13521359
Loen's lips

Heh.

>>13521342
Yes, I would.

>>13521332
I'm sorry Anon, but the simple fact of the matter is that Dragons are the best and they always win. No stupid Raccoon is smart enough to outwit a being that spends centuries at a time outmaneuvering and dealing with other creatures that are thousands of years old. Your little Jewnuki is simply outclassed. Every play she has to deal with Dragon has been tried at least a dozen times before, and it's failed every time.

>>13521366
>I'm gonna get zapped, aren't I
No, this is the MGE one.

>>13521366
The Commission of Monstergirls For Fair Treatment of Human Men says:

DON'T MISTREAT THE PENIS!

>>13521367
Unless you're beta sub househusband faggot cuck, yes you do.

That's my highest buzzword-combo yet.

>>13521374
I wonder who is behind this post.

>>13521383
Giving it a bit of juice isn't mistreating, sis. Boys love it, why would they gasp like that otherwise?

>>13521386
There's nothing wrong with being a househusband.

Except if your wife is a Kiki then you're just taking the joy out of their life.

>>13521369
>Not wanting to have Loen suck your cock like a vacuum cleaner.
What are you, an Alp?

>>13521193
It's because all Unicorns follow me, they fear not the Bi-Corn plight for I only marry the Unicorns and no other shall ever be touched.

I am the King of the Unicorns and my musk is recognized by them all!

>>13521374
>She hires a baphomet too
Where is your god now, mary sue, fag. Your waifu is getting financially gutted for being a nuisance, and getting her wings clipped, literally.

>>13521401
>spoiler
Nevermind the fact that neither of you is making any money.

>>13521397
>Bites in anger

>>13521409
You sure are mad
Also
>Dragon is an ancient Dragon that is literally stronger than a Baphomet
I can do this all day.

>>13521401
There is nothing wrong with your Dragon waifu being a housewife.

>>13521417
I was thinking of the zapping part. Biting would be bad, yes.

>>13521135
Playing multiplayer Risk of Rain and wondering why I'm subjecting myself to it. Also planning on writing, but I doubt it'll happen.

>>13521420
But then I'd have to be a Viking or something to keep her in bling.

>>13521428
>not being a Viking
Would you rather sit in an office?

>>13521419
I guess I am a little mad. No mater what plausible or reasonable method I suggest your response will always be
>Don't care dragons
And the maddening thing is the fact that you think that's okay. Eh, whatever.
Try this one on for size
>Kunoichi assasins to slit throats in the night, once she's sleeping
>inb4 she smells them, or dragons don't sleep

>>13521430
Nah, I'd carry longboats and drink mead like anyone else.

>>13521409
Leave Baphos out of your waifu powerlevel war.

>>13521428
>>13521430
>>13521437
Office-Viking does not appreciate your stereotyping.

>>13521438
>waifu powerlevel war.
wut

>>13521437
Good man.

>>13521439
>Office-Viking
Oh ja?

Will your MG wife be able to handle the summer heat ?

>>13521435
You're right, I will.
>Kunoichi Assassins
Magic wards get tripped, she wakes up and roasts them

>>13521449
He's just mad that he's stuck doing the accounts.

>>13521455
Somebody has to be the quartermaster, Sven.

>>13521420
>Wanting your Dragon waifu to be like any other lizard girl
Shit taste

>>13521407
>my musk
But you just smell like fish and a stable full of horny Unicorns.

>>13521456
That's bullshit Sven says, as he spits his water onto the floor, because mead in the office is not allowed.

>>13521454
Lilim hears of her Mary sue antics and slaps her shit, because lilims are the only Mary sues allowed. Your move.

>>13521450
I'm sure she'll manage somehow.

>>13521419
>>13521374
>My waifu is the strongest! Stop trying to deny it!

She would be if she actually existed.

HOHOHOH

>>13521464
Dragon Lilim, stronger than any other Dragon or Lilim. Your turn.

>>13521460
Why don't you get an amazon if you want to wear an apron so badly?

>>13521463
>spitting on the floor
Sven, fy fan!

>>13521450
>Mantis

I dunno

>>13521461
Unicorns live in the forest and I loathe fish.

If you must know what type of smell it is...it's like Irish Springs.

>>13521460
>Shit taste
>implying Lizard girls are bad
That irony.

>>13521454
>The dragon she hires is older and stronger, and irritated at this upstart
>She hires a Lich too to raise any one who falls and be heavy magic artillery
>Equips every one with fire resistant runes except for the dragon 'cause she doesn't need it.
>And that's just the first wave
>The second wave is a bunch of unarmed young men armed with scale piercing daggers, brainwashed to try and kill the dragon
>And a bunch of Dark elf archers who hid behind them ahd shoot arrows between the gaps at the dragon
>Meanwhile the lich has already resurrected the rest.

Your move now motherfucker. You can't even fall back on AoE attacks because you'll hurt the innocent human boys. And if she already has a husband, tanuki turns him into a Mg and mindbreaks him whenever he is vunerable.

>>13521471
Excep it's clear that she's a dragon, just a dragon. I didn't say anything whenyo u made her an ancient Dragon because, hey, she could be, but now you're changing her nature on the fly? Nah, you've lost.

Bapho lilim
Demon Lord herself slaps her shit .

Can we please stop arguing? The strongest Monster Girl is Wurm Lilim anyway.

>>13521489
>>13521490
Dragon God.

I should warn you that powerful women are my fetish and you guys are feeding it.

>>13521491
Liliwurm is a silly creature.

>>13521489
>unarmed young men armed
Whoops. I left that unarmed part in when I revised the plan

>>13521497
Bapho Kratos

>>13521491
>Not Baphomet Lilim.

>>13521499
Oh yeah? Would a silly creature have EVERY COLOR OF CRAYON?
>>13521506
Wurms get stronger when they believe they do, Baphomets don't.

>>13521450
>Alp wearing spats and loose t-shirt
>Can't bear the heat even with those and begins stripping the spats off
>now wearing her panties, the loose t-shirt, and nothing else
>she realizes I'm looking at her and begins sucking on a creamsicle

I'll be sweating and it's not because of the weather.

>>13521407
Unicorn energy gets corrupted if you sex any other girl, so outside of headcanon, unless you marry one and keep the rest pure, your dream is a lie.

>>13521505
Dragon turns the difficulty up to God Mode, Bapho Kratos gives up.

>>13521460
Yes, and?

>>13521513
Just put her in a bikini and hit the damn beach.

>>13521513
>begins sucking on a creamsicle

>>13521517
>Bapho Kratos gives up.
Bapho kratos doesn't know how to give up. AND Asura is convinced your dragon bullied his daughteru. Your loss.

>>13521238
And here's where I comment that I just want to get with the bumbling Anubi.

>>13521450
Some daisy duke shorts, a spotted bikini top that's just barely too small for her, some sunglasses, and a cool glass of milk.

That she will 'accidentally' spill on herself.

Right when she knows I'm looking at her.

And insist I help clean her up.

>>13521497
Oh I'm sorry, ideas your dragon God get a boost from every MG on the planet? No? Too bad.

>>13521525
Oh for fuck's sake.

>>13521526
Dragon Demonbane.

>>13521530
You wanna restate that so people can understand what the hell you are talking about?

>>13521525
>Trap

>>>/d/
>>>/y/

>>13521515
Not if I only sex other Unicorn!

They are all pure! Pure I say!

>>13521044
Pls. If anything it's to access the hot spring in her lair.
While she's in it.
So that I can wash her.

Very enjoyable...

>>13521073
Keep on keepin' on Apron-kun.
>And sometimes her shirts to take in her smell
I like it better when the girl does this, like in DILLAWF's story.

>>13521532
>Dragon Demonbane.
She isn't on your side. You know who else isn't on your side? The Lilim Onepunch-woman who has decided you're a threat to the people.

>>13521532
"Ideas" should be "does". Don't know what happened.

>>13521450
>Lich
I think she could handle it, but she wouldn't be too happy about it.

>>13521044
>Blaming the man instead of the Dragon
Lizard-chan, that's not how it works

I want to buy a Lizardgirl a bonnet

>>13521541
I'm going to stop this before it gets out of hand. Make love, not war!

>>13521541
Dragon with Omnipotence.

>>13521536
No anon. No. Headcanon yes, reality, no.

>>13521510
Yes actually, Iiliwurm is stupid.

>>13521342
>That pic
MUH DICK.
EVERYTHING.

Those lips were made for passionately kissing while mutually masturbating each other.

>>13521557
Says the guy who DOESN'T have every color of crayon. Jellybelly!

>>13521557
>iiliwurm

>>13521549
but they need to know of their internalized Matriarchal sexism

>>13521551
No! The Mary Sue shall fall.

>>13521554
Onepunch-woman has been given spiral power, too. and the power to defeat omnipotence.

>>13521450
>Anubis
The problem is the winter chill...

>>13521572
Please look up Omnipotence.
Anyway this conversation has made me hard as hell, so I'm gonna go take care of that while imagining my Omnipotent Dragon waifu.

>>13521550
Rude

>>13521578
There are different sizes to infinities as well, anon. One Omnipotence is not equal to another. That's how shit works in goofy stories that deal in this shit.

>>13521526
>Asura is convinced your dragon bullied his daughteru

And then the dragonslut's mary sue waifu ends up becoming a belt, a purse and a nice pair of boots.

>>13521556
I defy you to prove me wrong, if all Unicorns are pure and can only be corrupted by the demonic energy of other monsters, then how can they be corrupted by Unicorns whom are pure?

Even so, a few Bi-Corns to keep my harem of normal Unicorns would be...acceptable.

>>13521593
Mudamudamuda!

>>13521581
I wouldn't forget a dress

>>13521578
>Doesn't know about different powerlevels to omnipotence
>Doesn't know spiral power on OPW trumps something as weak as omnipotence anyway
Also, >>13521586

And Asura has been given time powers so that he can freeze time and just get infinitely mad.

She's ded.

>>13521513
Just fuck the Alp under a lukewarm shower.

>>13521554
I'm going to settle this once and for all.

A man, bred by the gods to make any dragon love him. She falls hopelessly in love with him and ends her cultish ways, becoming an obedient housewife.

>b-but she's omnipotent!

If she doesn't love men, she's not a monstergirl, and ceases to exist because true rabu motherfucker.

Logic.

>>13521510
She's still silly. But it's okay, I'd still make lots of little Liliwurms with her.

>>13521598
And yet you post Nightmare.

I mean, don't get me wrong, Nightmare a Best, but kind of going against your point.

>>13521609
Good End.

>>13521611
I'm running out of Unicorn images kid.

>>13521600
Isn't that a bit concealing for a monster girl?

>All these people bashing the fuck out of some mary sue-ing fag

Nice.

>>13521041

Abominations and the writefags who introduce them into this wholesome den of iniquity can burn in the Maker's fire

>"I'll never understand why you praise my sister more than me."
>"What good is that fat cow, anyway?"

>>13521598
Each MG has her own demonic energy signature, as men do with SE. It's clear, if another woman's DE mixes with a unicorn's, she'll become a unicorn. Unicorn is one of the few monsters that hardline monogamy, either stick to one or watch yourself become a harem Lord.

>>13521646
You're a bully-wully.

>>13521648
>Praising Monstergirl deities

Shiggy fucking diggy god damn doo.

>>13521648
Her anatomy ain't fucked.

>>13521649
*She'll become a bicorn

Am I drunk and don't know it? Damn.

>>13521649
>"You either die monogamous..."
>"Or live long enough to see yourself become a Harem Lord."

>>13521529
Anon please, I just got back inside and I'm trying to cool off.

>>13521648
Well what do you do to help the entire world?

>>13521672
She's the Sun?

>>13521648
>Toned
>Chocolate
White hair
>Booty
>Posing with a lion
Praise Hathor and all that, but DAMN I wouldn't mind that girl

>>13521648
>That filename

Man I feel ancient now.

>>13521649
Then I shall become the Harem Lord of Unicorns.

Which is ultimately the King of Unicorns and Bi-Corns.

Which means now I have TWO titles thanks to you anon.

I wish all bonnet tippers turned Human and experienced enormous pain from transforming

>>13521675
Well alright fine. Should have read the file name.

>>13521677
>I feel ancient now
Nothing wrong with that.

>>13521679
That's too much, even for them.

>>13521677
Just contract them into Horse Pussy Overlord.

>>13521679
scales falling off to a soft weak pink skin

>>13521658

Suffer not the Abomination. Those who go against the Laws of MGT will be dashed and broken against the rocks of eternity.

Death is all that awaits those who condone such heretical activity. Deus Vult.

Seriously, fuck both Faggot and Harblador for making OC. Fucking faggots.

>>13521659
>>13521662
>"Dad! Pharanonh is bullying me again!"

>>13521672
>"I have protected every pharaoh before you during times of war and peace!"
>"I don't know why people say I'm the evil sister when I'm also the goddess goddess medicine!"

>>13521676
>"Yes! Praise Sekhmet! Praise me more!"

>>13521030
WOOOOO!

>>13521686
I don't rule over Nightmares or Centaurs so I can't.

All the Bi-Corns have other Unicorns as part of the harem anyway.

Will definitely hire Centaur guards though.

>>13521696
Okay that? That is a god. Would sacrifice the children of my enemies to/10

>>13521675
Amaterasu already does that, and she's cuter. Your move, forgotten god.
>>13521696
>Thinking I care about some boring sand zombies who don't even get cool ghost claws
You still haven't done anything for the world.

>>13521665
>Aww! Anon, I spilled my drink!
>Oh dear, my top is soaked though now...
>It's all over me.
>Anon, will you help clean me, please?
>What do you mean, 'everyone's watching'?
>I want them to watch~
>Or maybe we can go inside so you can use something else to clean me?

>>13521677
And each unicorn you fuck shall become a bicorn, swelling your harem until you literally fuck all day and do nothing else. I mean, if that's what you want, go you, but you're gonna make unicorns almost extinct at some point. Almost because echidnas, but there ain't that many of those either so...

Also you get perpetual barn smell.

>>13521702
I feel the need to bully her

>>13521700
You can't have them all! I will find a Unicorn that is not beholden to your musk and romance the shit out of her. It will be pure as fuck.

>>13521706
>Ammy appears!
>Ra uses Solar Flare!
>Ammy is now forced to wear silly shades!

>>13521648
I'd worship her everyday until my tongue is numb.

Ra a cute. I would marry the fuck out of her.

>>13521708
Anon pls, these pants were alright kind of tight.

>>13521702
You brought rope to tie yourself with? How considerate.

>>13521718

http://i.imgur.com/dMqlIAF.jpg

She's already got a husband you fuck.

>>13521725
Solaire can't marry her, he's not Grossly Incandescent enough.

>>13521725
HAHAHA!

>>13521714
You mean any of my future daughters?

If you treat any of them wrong I'll kick your ass so hard that even a Baphomet would be impressed.

>>13521725
Then I'll just marry one of her daughters, and simultaneously obtain the greatest father-in-law I could ever have hoped for.

>>13521725
Solaire, you're my bro and all, but fuck you for hogging all the sun girls.

I want to worship Set's big meaty paws!

>>13521725
How do you know she's married?

>>13521744
Alpollo at least is loose enough for all of us.

>>13521744
That's Ra and Ammy, but who's the Third girl on top?

>>13521749
Alpollo, duh.

>>13521748
I'd rather fuck set.
>>13521749
.less

>>13521756
Set has a tight warrior pussy.

>>13521748
>alpollo becomes a mayo jar

No! Bad boner! BAD!

>>13521753
>>13521748
Shouldn't it be Helios? Apollo is more venerated for the arts and medicine.

>>13521756
kek.

>>13521725
>threadcanon will always designate deities as singular entities instead of actual races
Godammit.

>>13521722
>Maybe if I try this-
>There we go!
>Now it's all in a neat little pool there.
>Go on then. It should be easy to wipe up now
>Or maybe you'd rather just drink it up now, hmm?

>>13521762
Alpollo works better as a pun, you dumb-dumb.

>>13521765
>I'm gonna fuck all of the Poseidons and Thors!
Sounds silly.

>>13521709
Nay! Unintentional punnage.

Just as the Demon Lord wields the power of the gods, to change all monsters into girls, I too shall wield that great power!

I'll turn them back into Unicorns and if I fail to do that then I shall make them all pregnant and the Unicorn race will be as it was once again.

>>13521696
Fuck this crazy bullshit, I'm outta here. Where's my 4x4?

>>13521737
Your reign of Unicorn monopolization will fall. The fairest of your daughterus will be romanced in such a syrupy sweet way everyone in a ten mile radius will be puking rainbows and sunshine.
And then be get creampied. Right in her horse pussy.

>>13521770
Goddammit, there needs to be more hentai with cow-girls, I can only think of one.

>>13521770
>waaa!

Girls saying this during sex will never no be hilarious to me.

>waa! it's so big and hard
>waaa! it,s going inside me
>it's trobbing so much! waaa! you're cumming inside! I'M WAAAING!

>>13521708
Just go take a shower or jump into a lake or something, geez.

>>13521789
It drove on. You didn't listen to your friend when he said you can't stop here, this is bat country.

>>13521792
Not cow-girls, but it definitely scratches the itch

>>13521725
No problem, Solaire is a fag who deserves to be NTRed anyway.

>>13521728
How dare you.

>>13521765
Sorry man, but deities are traditionally individuals. Sure, MGE has Anubis or Medusa, shit like that, but we mostly blame that on Nip ignorance.

On the other hand, you could treat separate aspects of a God/Goddess as individual entities?

What would an Amon girl look like?

>>13521781
>Anon becomes King Haggard

I can dig it.

I want to have consensual sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreating with a monster girl

>>13521795
Fruitbat-sempai art when?

>>13521793
WAAAGH!

>>13521705
>Would sacrifice the children of my enemies to/10
I think you have the wrong pantheon.

>>13521781
>turn them back into unicorns

UH huh, let me know how that works out.

>make them pregnant to renew the race

Did you forget you're already tainted in foreign energies? You doomed the race, now live with it.

And this kids, is why greed is a deadly sin.

>>13521748
At the same time?

>>13521798
Gonna have to check it out, know of any more kind anon?

>>13521806
Nip girls make the best sex noises.
>>13521808
I don't care, I'll do it anyway. Too bad I have no enemies. None at all.
>>13521811
That would be tricky. Sure she stretches like a Fairy, but there's the chance we might end up in a configuration with balls touching, and nobody wants that.

>>13521814
>Nip girls make the best sex noises.
Anon please.

>>13521808
>>Would sacrifice the children of my enemies to/10
I think he means he would jack them off into her mouth. What a weirdo, and possibly an Alp looking to finally touch some dicks.

>>13521816
Are you saying you've got something funnier?

>>13521817
Whether or not I'm an Alp or not is no reason to stop me from worshiping my deity of choice! Religious freedom!

>>13521818
I'm saying WAAAGH! isn't a nip girl sex noise. Google it and you'll see why its funny.

>>13521812
Kyonyou Fantasy is nice, but gain, not actual cowgirls. It's so tit-centric it doesn't really matter, though, plus you actually get sex to go with the rampant lactation & paizuri.

>>13521814
>Nip girls make the best sex noises

>UHNN. HUMM. UH HEHE! Your 2inch thick 3inch long wiener is splitting me!

PFFT HAHAHAHA!

>>13521830
>PFFT HAHAHAHA!
That's the point.

>>13521814
>Nip girls make the best sex noises.
Indeed.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r4XCXBtCmDU

>>13521825
>touching dicks all day and never getting any for herself
Somebody's gonna go full yan one day.

>>13521826
Funbags pls go

>>13521795
What's so bad about batgirl country anyway?

>>13521810
>Implying Bi-Corns give birth to more Bi-Corns instead of Unicorns

No lying anon, the Unicorn race will never die out.

I just have to deal with >>13521790 assholes like this who remind me of my daughterus finding their own husbands. Like every father who has a daughter I guess.

>>13521837
Bat Lolis hitching rides on you and asking silly questions.

>>13521765
I work it that there's one deity with the name, 'the' god or goddess in question. Their progeny share the name for their species, but that's about it. Through each generation they lose their connection with the divine or what have you until they're ordinary people.

>Just want to left alone by monstergirls
>No peace on Earth
>Decide to buy a junky little starship and leave the planet behind
>Months pass, drifting through space
>Earth is millions of miles away
>Get hungry, and the replicator is on the fritz
>Open your fridge
>"Hi, Captain! Why I am so cold?! Can I have some of your semen?!"
>What.
>"It was lonely in there, but I knew you'd never leave me! I love my Captain! Also, I ate those tomatoes you didn't use! I'm sorry, Captain!"
>A matango, seven inches tall, has sprouted out of the mould accumulated on a forgotten sandwich at the back of the fridge
>"Can I come outside, Captain? Can you warm me up? You will, right? Because you're my Captain, and you love me! Because I love you!"

What do?

yandere Succubus "friend" cockblocking you at every chance and then when you are pent up she pounces

>>13521829
Thanks.

>>13521848
Watch that episode of Cowboy Bebop with her.

>>13521837
Bats are assholes, they bump into you then fly off without apologizing. Crawl into bed with you and hug hog the pillow. They get in the bathroom and watch you as you shower. FUCKING BATS!

>>13521826
>Google it & see why it's funny
With how many times heresy is mentioned around here, I think we all know what a WAAAGH! is.

What kind of trophies would an aspiring Ork gurl mount on her Boss Pole in her bid to become a Warboss?

>>13521848
>>13521857
Followed by Mushroom Samba.

>>13521848
>implying my Love Tub has space for a third wheel

>>13521860
Pictures of all the cute human boys she's made ahego.

>>13521866
You can plant her in my ship's garden. I mean my Dragonfu's ship's garden.

GUESS WHO'S BACK

BACK AGAIN

>>13521839
If bicorns birth unicorns, the mother still needs to suckle her child, hertaited energy will pour in and turn her. Nice going.

>but I can have one of my unicorn wives suckle her!

And the mother is going to allow that? It's like you don't know how possessive mothers are with their babies.

>one of the younger ones can do it

And if you dicked her, same problem.

>then one of my pure unicorn daughters married to another anon can do it!

Mother claim problem.

Are you the dragon faggot from earlier?

>>13521848
I hop into my RIG and hotwire a plasma cutter from some spare parts.

We're ending this apocalypse before it starts.

>>13521848
Throw her out the airlock & watch as she simultaneously freezes, boils, and swells up before popping like spore-filled balloon

>TFW have MGs with want to write about
>TFW can't think of story premise outside of bumping uglies

>>13521852
oh god that would be hell until you get some, she would probably walk in right before you start masturbating and stop you

>>13521881
>tumblr nose

Go away.

>>13521881
Jesus fucking Christ, how does a person's ability to draw get WORSE?

>>13521848
eject warp core, solves anything

>>13521881
How does this artist react when someone calls xis artsyle shit?

>>13521881
Awful awful awful awful.

>>13521881
nice, whining fuel

>>13521890
>not knocking her down and masturbating on top of her

>>13521859
>FUCKING BATS!
Yes! Fuck the bat girls until their bellies are swollen with daughterus.

>>13521896
Like any tumblr princes does.

>>13521896
We did that long ago back in the /a/ thread. There was a compilation image with some of the aftermath. First he went on a "PATRIARCHY MUH STRONG WOMYN" rant, then tried to ban someone on tumblr who he thought was the person calling his art shit (He wasn't), then someone linked him to the the threads where we mocked his art and he got really depressed and deleted his asks. Then he went "WELL I DON'T LIKE YOU GUYS ANYWAYS MY ART IS CUTE AS HECK I'LL DRAW MORE MONSTER GIRLS YOU MISOGYNERDS"

So in other words about what you'd expect a gay indian SJW jew to take it.

>>13521908
Like she wouldn't just love that

>>13521866
>Travel the stars in a tiny one-man starship
>Sleep, work and fap in the same chair
>Every time you jack off it hits a tiny Matango spore since you never bothered to sterilize before takeoff
>Eventually she grows into a doll size and starts to give you hugjobs
>No escape
>She grows bigger and starts blowing you
>Still lightyears from safe harbor
>Eventually she's big enough to kiss and vag you
>A week after that your ship gets to our destination
>Just keeps on floating
>Rescue crew finds you braindead, kissing and interlocking fingers with a Matango
>They bail, leaving you to drift off as a ghost ship in your delusion of a happy marriage with your cute waifu

>>13521912
My misogynoodle is standing at full attention right now.

>>13521910
This is wonderful.

>>13521915
>implying it's about her

>>13521881
I should be angry but I'm laughing instead

>>13521926
And that is why. She want you pent up and frustrated to try and get you to rape her

>>13521912
>gay indian SJW jew
I'm getting the urge to purge.

>>13521881
The pixie on the top left corner looks almost ok.
They would all be cute if they didn't have scrotum-shaped noses.

>>13521935
>You will never purge degeneracy with your Dark Elf Nazi Officer waifu
After you're done clearing out Tumblrcon, the question is who'd dom who that night

>>13521882
>Dragon Faggot

No.

Unicorns are originally pure beings it's only naturally that even after their transition to Bi-Corn they still give birth to Unicorns.

It's not like how human women getting turned into Succubi only have Succubi children after, that's going from one species into a completely different one.

Bi-Corns are just corrupted Unicorns, not a different species altogether, so they'd have Unicorn daughters and since only the mother's nutrients and energy are given to the daughter and no one else's they wouldn't be corrupted at all.

Now dicking the daughteru is a whole different story, that shit would corrupt them.

Which I wouldn't because that's wrong.

>>13521943
>the question is who'd dom who that night
That's not a question, that's the next battlefield.

Oh hey that moth from yesterday is back!

And it hid behind my dresser as soon as I saw it.

>>13521859
>Bats primary vision is from that sonar bullshit
>"They get in the bathroom and watch you as you shower"

All I'm imagining is some kind of insane Dare Devil-esque vision of the shower water hitting your body letting her see you.

>>13521954
cum on it and turn it into a mothgirl

>>13521839
Now imagine all of those daughterus finding their own husbands. Some of them even becoming Bicorns.

>>13521954
Who gives a shit?

>>13521954
>>13521959
Be careful, anon! She sounds Yan as hell.

>>13521955
>frail frumpy microbat girl haa-haa'ing as she listens to anon take a shower

Flyingfox batgirl when?

>>13521960
>Some of them even becoming Bi-Corns

Now I won't be mad at my daughter.

I will kick whomever did that's ass for cheating on my little vanilla muffin though.

Just once, one good hard ass whooping before I let them go on in their happy multi-couple relationships.

That guy will remember me though, he'll remember me real well.

>>13521945
>Pure beings

They're monsters anon, with demonic energy like every other.

I'm out, enjoy your headcanon.

>>13521970
Like the day before yesterday as greentext

>>13521974
>I'm out

Goodbye! Have a nice trip anon!

>>13521881
>no kuudere bug
Phhhheeew I've been spared for another day.

Anyway, it's somehow a bit sad to watch as I can't get rid of the thought there are some good points in his style and it could look cute at least if he didn't deliberately ruin it.

>>13521972
Wait, hang on now. What if he got raped? Are you going to tell him he was asking for it by dressing like a slut?

what is the point of human females when MGs exist

>>13521987
>boy maker.jpg
Also incubating eggs.

>>13521987
MGs can't give you sons

>>13521987
Boy makers.
Keep them enslaved and forced them to give you heirs.

>>13521983
>rape
if he got a boner then he was asking for it

>>13521987
Breed more human males, act as prospective monstergirls.

>>13521988
What?

>>13521978
Not him but I'm gonna carry that wurm.
Cya later space cowboy

>>13521987
Giving sons, having their men stolen from them, turning into monsters.

>>13521987
1) boy makers
2) living examples of what monsters should never turn into

>>13521972
Having a guy ruffle a young Unicorn's hair and calling her his little vanilla muffin is an especially heartwarming mental image.

I mean, sure she'll grow up and her future husband will ride her every which way, but at that moment she's an innocent little lily.

>>13521852
>You wake up to find your childhood friend rubbing her crotch against yours slowly. You're already at half mast when she notices and immediately dismounts
>"C'mon, we need to get ready!" She cheerfully says while ignoring your obvious erection and the fluids dripping down her thighs
>You get ready anyway and head off for school alongside your childhood succubus
>She spends the entire walk blowing slowly into your ear with her hand wrapped around your shoulder
>You're rock hard by the time you sit down in your desk, the bat girl even mentions that she smells precum.
>The entire first half of the day is spent staring at the holst teachers knockers swinging with every step she takes. You go soft for maybe the last ten minutes before lunch begins.
>As soon as the bell rings your childhood friend jumps through the classroom door and into your lap with a cheerful laugh
>She coos and smiles while slowly rubbing herself into you more and more, you wonder how she doesn't notice the pillar digging into her ass but are too embarrassed to mention it
>When she leaves she plants a wet kiss on your cheek and winks at you with her bright yellow eyes
>Your erection is such that every girl in a 3x3 grid around you spends the rest of the school day with flushed cheeks and heavily panting from the pheromones.
>You even catch a peek of the normally studious lizardgirl rubbing herself off quietly from the entire ordeal.
>The bell rings and you run home before it even finishes ringing.
>Your childhood friend is waiting by the school entrance in a one-piece swimsuit, but you ignore her and run the rest of way with your rock hard erection straining against your uniform
>Shut your door and unzip your pants for some long-deserved relief
>Just as you place your hand on the hilt the door bursts open revealing your childhood succubus friend with a sweater loosely hanging on.
>"What's wrong Anon?" She tilts her head and puts on a sarcastic expression of shock.

What would you do?

>>13521912

How does any red blooded male buy into this muhsojhiny bs? What do they hope to gain?

>>13522001
Ropers and parasite slimes, man also matango. They're also for more /d/ versions of such if you're into that.

>>13522006
She's trying to make me her toy isn't she? Well better try and ask her out on a date so I have a chance.

>>13522006
Cry "Havoc!" and let slip the dick of rape.

>>13522006
I am intrigued by this scenario, and would love to see more.

>>13522011
They're ugly and/or socially retarded enough to be undesirable and thirsty enough for that 3d pork to want to play along for the off chance of getting some.

>>13522011
>Red-blooded
You did read the last sentence right? That wasn't some made up insult at the guy. It's the truth.

>>13522006

Ignore her, quickly return home, lock the doors and windows and do what needs to be done.

>>13522011
Fuck if I know, maybe pussy via combination of white knight mentality plus white guilt? It seems like a dumb idea to me considering how quickly they'll turn on their own if they ever step out of line, like with Joss Whedon.

>>13522011
SJW puss and internet backpats

>>13522006
flustered tell her to leave my room and go home.

>>13522006
Jizz in my pants. She'll go all ara ara and tell me I have to take a bath, then lick my pants clean and come to wash my back and dick.

>>13522006
You can't understand the magnitude of my current erection.

>>13522034
or she will just throw a bar of soap at you and leave with your clothes

>>13521884
>"What'cha building, Captain? Can I see? It's cold in here! What does that switch, do Oh! My Captain's going to warm me up with it! I love you so much!"

>>13521885
>"Captain's taking me out of the fridge! It's so warm! I love how the air smells! Can I sit on your lap! I'll use my whole body to make you feel good! See how soft and sproingy I am? What's this room? Where's that door over there lead to?"
>"Hmm? Why are you putting me down? Can't I wrap my roots around your hands a little more? Wait, where're you going?! Captain! The door closed behind you!"
>"What's that hissing sound? Captain, I'm scared... This isn't like the fridge. Captain, come back! I feel sleepy... It's cold... But Captain loves me..."
>"Why... Why is that door moving? Why is it so dark out there?"
>"Captain... I thought we were going to have fun together up here..."
>"Where I wouldn't make anyone scared of me..."

>>13522006
Oh come the fuck on. Too far even for a literal demon.

>>13522006
Well, if she's just going to keep tormenting me, there's only one solution: Rip that sweater off her, shove her against the wall, and aggressively hate-fuck the stress away.

>>13522006
Hug her from behind, lift up her sweater and slip it in doggy style.

She'd probably see that coming though, so in all likelihood just fap in front of her. That or go "study" with the lizard girl the next day.

>>13522006
>not just fucking her right after you wake up in the first place
Anon please.

>>you will never have a lamia musuko who curls around your arm and rests his head on your shoulder after a day of tailball
>>you will never have a centaur musuko who can walk to you clumsily on the day he's born to hug you
>>you will never have a harpy musuko who attempts to fly but lands on his butt each time
>>you will never have a spider musuko who weaves a gunpla out of web
>>you will never have a slime musuko who covers you in his entire body as a prank
>>you will never have a bull musuko who you pat on the head as he proudly shows his budding horns
>>you will never have a lizard boy musuko who stubbornly refuses your help in peeling his skin off
>>you will never have a cat boy musuko who purrs whenever you hug him and then blushes as he denies enjoying it
>>you will never have a dog boy musuko who just wants to play fetch with you
>>you will never have a caterpillar musuko who bravely tries not to cry as he readies himself for metamorphosis
>>you will never have a dullahan musuko who you break up fights between the head and the body
>>you will never have a vampire musuko who you have to remand for trying to scare the other children
>>you will never have a scylla musuko who you need to console because he keeps inking his boxers when afraid
>>you will never have a kitsune musuko who plays tricks on people who annoy you
>>you will never have a wyvern musuko who proudly displays his newfound fire breath to you
>>you will never have any monster boy musuko

>>13522042
>hatefucking your childhood friend
You can take her roughly, sure, but that better be lovefucking.

>>13521987
MGs don't give birth to human girls.

Without human girls, humanity can't reproduce and will eventually go extinct.

>inb4 incubus
>inb4 undead

Those are not actual human beings at all.

>>13522042
>>13522020
>>13522047
>>13522049
>Giving the whore what she wants
It's like you don't enjoy psychologically destroying yanderes by telling them that you don't even consider them a friend after what they've done to you.

>>13522026
>Jurassic World

Would you take on the task of taming four Raptor girls?

>>13521572
>>13521586
>>13521601
>>13521608
Dragon with ultimate omnipotence, since you have this silly idea that something can surpass omnipotence.

>>13522057
m8 it's a no win game. You fuck the succubutt she wins, you don't fuck the succubutt you lose

>>13522058
What kind? OG Scales or shitty feather ones?

>>13522051
Bourbon pls go.

>>13522052
Alright, grudge fucking then. That shit is still not cool, priapism is nothing to scoff at.

>>13522042
I should love that because I love rough, angry sex, but that's exactly what she wants.

You should torment her right back and only have angry sex with her after she is the one to assault you.

>>13522066
OG scales.

>>13522006
Unzip my pants and tell her to come over here and quit playing games, or I'm going to her house to fuck her sluttier older sister who always hits on me.

>>13522057
Hey, it's pretty light "yan" and I did lay out an alternative option. Really, if I was actually bothered by what she was doing I'd just put it in someone else, someone she can't mess with. Maybe another succuslut for added insult, who knows?

>>13522040
That kind of makes me feel bad.
Mantago's might be a threat to everyone, but it's not that their fault they are grown to be like that.

>>13522075
>her sluttier older sister who always hits on me.
You mean her single mother, right?

Will we ever get more Ant Arachne oriented content like pic-related in the future?

>>13522056
They can't give birth to incubi either anon

>>13522070
Damn, they're tough suckers, and clever girls too.

I'm probably gonna end up being the one tamed. I-It's OK, I guess being the pack bitch isn't too bad a fate.

>>13522006
just ask her why and after the cure confession of love, have sex

>>13522052
Nope. If she's just going to keep trying to get a rise out of me & make me the target of every single girl within 50 yards of me, the end result is only frustrated, aggressive, primal fucking, ramming into her pussy as hard, deep, and repeatedly as possible until I gush deep into her womb in a massive torrent of relief. Though knowing her, that's probably exactly what she wnted & will enjoy every minute of being 'punished'.

The lovefucking comes on maybe the 8th outing.

>>13522006
Push her onto the bed, start kissing her feverishly, pinch her nipples and grind against her until cumming, pressing the damp spot in the trousers against her crotch.

>>13522082
I doubt it.

>>13522080
The guy is suffering from cabin fever anyway. Matangos don't talk or cry until they take root in a real girl's brain. He's having some kind of hallucination from a fungus growing an old sandwich.

>WINNIFRED!

I want to tease a bonnet tipping lizard man until she breaks down and pleads for a boning

>>13522096
I want to 'help' a bonnet tipping lizard by sewing her a bonnet

>>13522095
>cosmic radiation mutated the spore
>the sandwichborne matango is basically a Newtype

>>13522104
Despite not having her soul tied down by gravity she's doing a pretty shitty job of bringing about UNDERSTANDING. Maybe if we dye her red or something...

>>13522096
What happens when a Lizardman is raised by Amazons?