/jp/ - Otaku Culture

First for traitors.

Reminder that traitors and paladins are both false flagging shills.

>>13509465
Is this a happy place?
>>13509470
Apparently no. This is why we get less OC nowadays, you know. The Shitposters are winning.

Move it plebs, top tier waifu commin' through.

>>13509475
The shitposters have always been winning.

>>13509478
>Boy Maker

But at what cost?

>>13509275
>In over 2000 years humanity has done jack shit with it
>Made boats, discovered the rest of the entire world and inhabited all of it
>Ended slavery
>Industrial revolution
>Made petroleum into something actually useful
>Invented planes
>Invented the computer and the internet (which you'll using to shittalk your own kind right now)
>Got gud at defending ourselves against nature's disasters and diseases
>Sent probes to outer space
>The fucking ISS
>Debunked numerous end of the world profecies, preventing society from collapsing
>Invented useful technology in order to help us prosper, such as synthetic limbs and machines to do things normal humans can't do alone
>Invented vidyagaems
>Now working on autonomous robot waifus
>Virtual Reality
>And trying to find a way to make contact with other universes, one of which could contain your goddamn waifu

I want this traitor shtick to die.

>>13509486
No cost is too great.

>>13509486
We get off easy compared to some animals. Consider the poor anglerfish.

I just want to headpat an Oomukade and tell her she's cute. Then proceed to get raped in an awkward light-yan frenzy since she's not used to compliments.

Reminder to be vigilant and protect yourself from the alp menace.

>>13509499
Anglerfish girl absorption vore art when?

>>13509501
Fuck off.

>>13509505
In MGQ.

>>13509505
No thank you.

>>13509501
>tusks

Can someone write all of that down and replace that with claws?

>>13509473
Reminder that smugposting is cancer.

>>13509501
Is it time to laugh at you for screencapping your own dumb shit again already? I mean after the beating you took last thread, a smart person would just blend into the background for awhile.

Anyone have the Ben Garrison comic on /mgg/'s arguments? You know which one I'm talking about.

So, anyways, about that monoeye thing coming out that I mentioned. It's releasing onto steam, which generally means its pretty bad, VN wise, but I don't actually know much about it.

I want to turn a Tanuki into my personal buttslut.

>>13509510
He calls the cartilaginous spade a "tail bone" too.
Also:
>Trusting any observations made by that guy

>>13509395
Do you mean the English release of Hitomebore or did I miss something with delicious monoeyes?

>>13509524
Ah, yeah, that's it. I knew I had seen people mention it before, but couldn't remember the actual name. Fucking sekai, use the real name.

So here goes my message to Alp.

>>13509360
I'll try, think about this humble anon, I should be derping in this thread, maybe I should be jerking it or maybe I should be trying to refine my english grammar so, with luck, some day I try and write a story that would bring joy to some anons. Instead I'm here talking to you why?.

We're on 4chan, almost nobody gives a fuck about anything and when they do it's mostly through silent approval, if you don't get shit on you're doing well and praise whatever gods you have if someone says anything positive.

So here I am wasting time I could be wasting somewhere else trying to motivate you to write with a half-assed attempt, so you bring joy to me and probably a lot of anons.

I'm an avid reader, I was quick to get my favorite writefags, each of them gives, or sadly gave, me different styles, I started reading your stuff only very recently it was a pleasant surprise finding that, the way you write is pretty light hearted and really fun, I'd love to go into detail but this is already too tl;dr.

I always lament when a writefag goes ded, yes even the faggots, I might lament their passing less than others but everyone that dies is less OC.

And when I lose one of my personal holy pantheon, like again Captain for example, the world becomes a worse place for me.

So yeah this all is cheesy as fuck and I might have messed up the speech at some place, I apologize beforehand to all.

The reason I gave enough of a fuck to type this is that you are in that holy place Alp, don't you die on me.

Also there are probably a lot of people aside from me, who will curse your name forever if you go ded.

>>13509507
You first.

>>13509514
>>13509514
Like I give a shit. Coming from someone who was ready to rip that other guy a new asshole over the way he wrote "EH" and bitching about capitalization and other inane shit, I'm pretty sure you simply have a chip on your shoulder at not being listened to. But by all means, proceed, I like getting nicknames.

>>13509517
>monoeye
Absolutely disgusting.

>>13509500
I want to make one think I like her before laughing in her face an calling her disgusting and smelly.

>>13509540
That's nice.
>>13509541
>ready to rip that other guy a new asshole over the way he wrote "EH"
If you reread that, it was the guy who wrote "EH" in all caps who was upset, not the guy asking him why he did that.

>>13509541
>Implying I said anything to that guy.
I was probably you falseflagging just so you could bitch like this about how the mean people don't appreciate your inflated ignorant ego.

>>13509478
I want to fill that pure womb to the brim with daughters.

>>13509553
You are a peach, if you alped, I might consider dating you.

>>13509554
>not sonerus

>>13509500
>You will never compliment a light-yan shirohebi who turns beet red and starts stuttering about how many daughterus the two of you will have

>>13509500
I want to put vibrators on the antennae of an Oomukade.

>>13509552
EH, same result, anons need something shiny and distracting to keep from ripping each other to shreds.

>>13509501
I want to marry an Alp!

>Marry a monstergirl who can live for many hundreds of years
>Have a child with her
>Your partnership ensures that you will be given the same lifespan as the monstergirl
>Live into your 80s
>Into your 150s
>Into your 200s
>As the years stretch on, time flies by faster and faster
>You find yourself forgetting things
>Names and places
>What month it is
>Your parents' faces
>Magic can keep your body from ageing, but it can't stop time from pulling apart the mind
>Sometimes you come to, and find yourself several miles from your home
>Sometimes you wake up, and are shocked to discover that twenty whole years have passed since you last noticed

>Your wife and child have to deal with seeing you, still youthful, slowly lose your mind and sense of self to time
>It's not Alzheimer's, it's not dementia, and it's not Pick's
>It's simply the work of thousands of years upon a brain meant only to live for a hundred, eroding memories like waves upon a beach.

>>13509572
So just out of curiosity, what's with the all caps EH? Is it a reference to Despicable Me or what?

>>13509561
But anon, even alps don't date trash like you

>>13509551
I really hope you have countermeasures to getting bitten. Centipedes are bad enough as it is, giant yandere ones are even worse.

>>13509573
I want to bridal carry an Alp into my rape dungeon.

>>13509562
That's the point. All the mamonos will bully her about the daughters while I cherish and love my darling family.

>>13509566
Never say never anon.
Perhaps one day.

>>13509552
Welp, there was an attempt.

>>13509582
I have a dick, your argument is invalid.

>trash

I'm not the one still bitching about fucking nothing and trying to make myself bigger by trying, and failing, to bully people on the internet, from the safety of behind a computer screen. Now I'm gonna stop engaging you because don't want to get banned for feeding a retard. Tuskbye.

>>13509610
But you know, a few nuggets of chocolate in an ocean of shit aren't worth saving, if you catch my drift.

>>13509478
I'd that boy maker

>>13509580
Interesting. It wouldn't be an issue for mine, since she could just either enhance and fortify my brain with magic, or capture my soul, let my body die, and then resurrect the body for me, but interesting nonetheless.

>>13509581
Oh, I'm not the guy from last night, he said he wrote it that way because when he does it, it tends to come out high pitched, like a woman.

>>13509594
>not making the mamonos jealous by having lots of sonerus who are too good for their slutty daughterus

Well, I won't tell you how to have fun, I guess.

>>13509627
Why would anyone put their voice quirks into the writing on an anonymous image board?

>>13509630
>not having a dozen sonerus who will marry the daughters of all your friends
Pleb.

>>13509580
You forgot the whole incubus part in your story. I'd assume that they are mentally capable of living such long times.

Also it's unsure how our brains would deal with immortality. Yes we will run out of space to store memories. But we don't exactly have a low supply of space for memories, we shouldn't have much problems holding 300-400 years of memories. That's not adding the fact that our brain causes us to forget memories that aren't important. You could probably live quite a long life without needing magic or technology to allow your brain to keep up.

>>13509615
>The tusktard trying to take the moral high ground
>"Stop bullying me with your big words and definitions I don't understand"
>"You're a retard"

I wish I had some peanuts to throw in your cage because this is a first class sideshow.

>>13509621
That might be true, but when you have to choose between trying to take those chocolate nuggets or going to one of the other oceans of shit that don't even have chocolate the result is obvious.

I just want to read things, things about MG's

>>13509625
But what is the soul, if the mind is your thought and perception and memory?

>>13509635
Personal flavor?

>>13509637
But then you have to hang out with them at family gatherings. That's no fun.

>>13509645
And I just want to not step into a shitstorm about the same fucking things every fucking time I come here. Can't always have what you want.

>TFW not sure how to pursue Orc snu-snu

>>13509580
I always thought about this, but my interpretation for such situations in these fantasy scenarios is that you keep your memories but you become 'stretched'.

Your brain forces everything to fit and it's a near maddening experience. You also start to get a warped sense of time as your brain tries to adapt to the immorality.

So you could be watching the sunset but then when you get up you're looking at a different sunset. 5 days later.

You need something immediately stimulating to prevent yourself from becoming slow like that, but those moments always feel too short for such individuals.

>>13509625
It's likely that some souls can hold memories in MGE. Think of ghosts, males dying and getting caught by wisps etc. Though zombies prove otherwise.

>>13509650
The concousness that is you. This is why you do not remember your reincarnation.

Oh no! The cute Kiki is sad! How do we cheer her up?

Solution: Have waifu use magic to delete all but your most important and treasured memories.

Make new memories together. And enjoy all your favorite video games, books, and movies all over again!

>>13509672
Headpats.

>>13509672
Tell her the urn contained my father's ashes and that I was hoping to piss on them one last time anyway, so it's fine.

>>13509672
I do her janitor "job" for the day.

>>13509672
Sitting her in the corner while I fuck the old trashy slutty kejourou in front of her, and tell her to call my Alp friend to join us.

>>13509658
You don't say, anyway it's better to try and fail than not to try at all.

That settled let's go back to our regular schedule, I want to be strong enough to survive the dungeon and marry an echidna! Why are they so cute?

>>13509672
Asking her what's wrong seems to be the sensible thing to do here.

>>13509664
>zombies prove otherwise
Zombies might be s special case in this regard. With their diminished mental faculties they may either loose the memories or simply not be able to recall or act on them either permanently or until they get an update.

>>13509681
>it's better to try and fail than not to try at all
Why? Less wasted effort if you just give up.
>Why are they so cute?
Because they're designed to be MILFs.

>>13509496
>Not for the first time
>After it started it in the first place
>After having regressed when compared to some ancient civilizations
>Valid
>Valid
>Valid (If of questionable good)
>Not really
>Valid
>Valid
>Did you misspell prophecies?
>Valid
>Progressing Entertainment, semi-valid
>Valid but I'm biased. Also see below
>Kind of only starting to broach that
>Just read about that the other day. Promising stuff.

>>13509672
Do what >>13509689 said. Then let her take the day off if it's something serious.

>>13509676
The poor thing didn't know what it held. Nor does it matter. She will clean every square inch of the house, one way or another.

>>13509692
Yeah but that way you have all the right to bitch about the situation!

Also yes echidnas are not only the mother of monsters, but of MILF's.

>>13509699
I love you. In a semi-Alpy kind of way.

>>13509694
>Not for the first time
>After it started it in the first place
>After having regressed when compared to some ancient civilizations
Well, we did fix our fuckups one way or another, mostly.

>Did you misspell prophecies?
Yeah, english isn't my first language.

>Kind of only starting to broach that
Yep, we're just starting but somebody's working on it.

>>13509672
Ignore her. I can always buy a new one.

>>13509580
>>13509625
>>13509638
>>13509661
Would any of this even be necessary? I mean, think about it.

It's not like the human mind stores memories like a hard-drive or bookcase, finding space to fit it. Memory, consciousness itself, is a chemical reaction which is the result of the brain's biological functions.

Humans are naturally designed to have a limited lifespan. Our bodies age up to their prime, and then begin to shut down and wither. This is aging. As the brain's deteriorates, so too do the reactions which record memories and generate consciousness.

If by some means we were able to overcome this flaw in our design, stop ourselves from "Turning Off", then it stands to reason our minds would continue to process memories just as well as before. You'd likely be no more forgetful with immortal life than you find yourself now. That's my take anyway.

>>13509716
Somebody was working on the halitosis bomb too.

>>13509735
That's one of those things, like with a lot of stuff about the brain, we don't really know how it works, at least not fully. I'm reminded of a quote "If our brains were so simple we could understand them, we could not." Only way to really find out if our minds will deteriorate or stay the same is to keep somebody alive an conscious for way longer than normal.

>>13509705
So they're hardwired to act motherly towards all monster girls? And possibly human girls if one was strong enough to conquer a dungeon?

>>13509659
Head on down to your local Porkers. Where snu-snu is always on the menu!

>>13509749

Wrong kind of Orc, Anon.

>>13509675
That seems to do the trick! but she still seems a little down after having dissapointed you.

>>13509676
Now the cute Kiki is crying! Saying that she is worthless maid now that Master can't piss on his father's ashes.

>>13509689
>>13509696
The cute Kiki tells you that she wished to suprise you by cooking you breakfast on bed. But from the moment she tried baking you some eggs it all went downhill.

Needless to say, the kitchen is now a mess. Pancakes are stuck on the ceiling, eggs are burned to the pots and pans and for some reason it smells like fish in there.

>>13509678
Trying to clean around the house yourself the cute Kiki ends up cleaning together with you, chatting about and giving you tips. That seemed to have fixed her mood! Good job anon!

>>13509730
You cruel Master! Now she is in her room crying!

Dark Slime in a sundress and with shark teeth when?

>>13509659
You'll figure it out. Where there's a whip there's a way.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YdXQJS3Yv0Y

>>13509752
>now that Master can't
Oh, silly little Kiki misunderstood. Master can piss on it all, it's just that the maid will have to clean the carpet afterwards. But that's not a problem for a diligent little worker like her, is it?

>>13509756
Did that slime kill a shark and take its teeth?!

>>13509752
>eggs are burned to the pots and pans and for some reason it smells like fish in there.

All replaceable , no big deal. If I can afford a maid, I can afford new pots and pans.

>Needless to say, the kitchen is now a mess. Pancakes are stuck on the ceiling

I'll help her clean it up. Then I'll tutor her on how to make a proper breakfast.

>>13509752
I was talking about her

>job

as an internet janitor, but that works too.

>>13509752
I brick her in. She's too damn annoying.

>>13509752
>The cute Kiki tells you that she wished to suprise you by cooking you breakfast on bed. But from the moment she tried baking you some eggs it all went downhill.

>Needless to say, the kitchen is now a mess. Pancakes are stuck on the ceiling, eggs are burned to the pots and pans and for some reason it smells like fish in there.
Then I guess I'll just have to have her for breakfast.

>>13509760
I want the SoM Orcs to sing this.

>>13509745
I don't think you understand their motherliness, though I think they might have some fun with the human girls, in a motherly way of course.

>>13509770
How much does she get paid for this exactly?

>>13509478
I bet she would look lovely with her belly straining to contain some eggs. The sweet sounds she could make as they shift in her guts with every move.

>>13509784
She does it for free.

>>13509793
No compensation? Well what does she eat, surely it must be something healthy so she can maintain a healthy weight, right?

>>13509779
>Female Paladin walks into an Echidna's lair, ready for the fight of her life
>Instead finds herself bound in a motherly embrace of an Echidna
>Ends up disarmed and getting pampered by her

>you will never be breastfed by an apsara

>>13509790
But why would a human woman have eggs jostling around in her belly? Human ova are so small she couldn't possibly--oh. No Anon, bad.

>>13509800
Yes I can get behind this.

>>13509805
It'd be how they monsterise human girls, with love and freshly baked cookies.

>>13509790
What if we had her double oviposited? I want to see her throat struggle to swallow them.

I've been wondering how monstergirls would react to meeting an Immortal human. Specifically an immortal human who's impaled on some debris.
I'm talking Deadpool style immortality and regeneration but without the cancer.

>>13509811
Even better! I wonder how many eggs the digestive system of the average female paladin could hold.

>>13509816
That tier of stuff would fall under incubus, not human. And they deal with incubi plenty. They'd be more concerned a precious man was hurt and determining if he's single.

>>13509811
>>13509825
What kind of eggs though? And would she be considered their mother?

>>13509809
Come to the monster side, we have cookies!

>>13509816
Can I still make 4th wall penis jokes?

Sooo does anyone remember how XXXHolic ended and weather the best girl won or not? ProTip, best girl is the one who isn't even human.

>>13509832
That would get a lot more people on side then the rape.

>>13509836
Literally what?

>>13509832
I would follow Darth Haha to the death! I bet she'd Force Hug people instead of choking them, too.

>>13509828
No, but I'm talking finding a guy who's essentially been run through with rebar when all of a sudden he asks if she's just gonna sit there staring or help him.
>>13509834
I see no reason you can't. Being alive so long probably isn't great for your sanity.

>>13509825
>>13509830
The ones going down her throat need to be big and durable, so that it's extra hot and she doesn't digest them. The butteggs can be a slurry of small, slimy eggs.

>>13509841
Well judging by the denizens here it sure would!

>>13509844
Dear lord, Darth Mother works so much better. I need to lay off the weeb shit.

>>13509850
This is getting uncomfortably /d/ tier. It might be a good idea to stop now before you go too far.

>>13509848
>No, but I'm talking finding a guy who's essentially been run through with rebar when all of a sudden he asks if she's just gonna sit there staring or help him.

Yeah. Same answer, Incubus shenanigans. MGE even has undead ones that probably pull pranks like leaving their head somewhere and start screaming about being buried alive while their body sneaks up and pantses the girls who try to help.

>>13509603
Ara ara~

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QgITvieLg7I

You're down on your luck after losing your home to a cockroach girl infestation and getting fired from your job after refusing one too many times to service your monstergirl boss. Wrought with grief, you sit down on the streetcorner to plan out what you'll do when a shadow covers you and a voice calls out gently "Are you alright?"

You look up and see...

Shirohebi priestess: As a priestess and a devoted servant of her cause she'll offer you the chance to stay with her in the cramped living quarters. You'll be expected to wake up at the crack of dawn, clean everything from the gardens to the outer sanctum, and partake in meditation which can last several hours. She'll start off treating you as a guest, but will quickly warm up if you show dedication in your work. She has a short fuse when it comes to her goddess and monogamy, and will enter a blind rage if you insult either.

Lich Biologist: She thought you were dead and was about to carry you off for experimenting, but figures that you can be just as useful alive. She offers you the chance to help her with her experiments as well as being her semen supply. She's very interested in understanding human affection, but not very good at it unfortunately. She tries to cook your favorite breakfast despite burning it every time, will randomly compliment your skeletal structure, and even cuddle with you whenever you fall asleep. She enjoys it the most when you let her ramble on for hours about her latest creation.

Paladin Recruiter: You reminded her of her little brother who was long ago snatched away by a dracolich and asks you if you'd like to join her order. She'll assign herself as your personal trainer and spend every moment that she can with you. In public she'll keep a stony face and a harsh command, but this drops away the moment it's just the two of you to reveal a loving onee-san who feels terribly alone and wants nothing more than to cuddle. She'll permanently act this way if you marry her.

>>13509860
This is what you get when you entertain these guys in the first place.

>That guy going on about the smell of monster farts last thread.

>>13509871
You know I've got to go with the Paladin Recruiter.

>>13509871
>Lich Biologist
Yes. Fucking yes. The best.

>>13509871
Paladin
I hate religion, and meditating for hours doesn't appeal to me.
The Lich isn't an option either, since I don't want to just be a semen supply, even if she does try and treat me kindly.

>>13509871
>Lich Biologist
Yes. God yes.

>>13509478
>Impregnate her repeatedly
>Have all the sons you can before she reaches 40
>Proceed to corrupt her into a monstergirl
Now I have human sons and a monstergirl waifu

>>13509672
Take her aside and ask her what's wrong. If need be, she'll be hugged almost instantly.

>>13509871
The lich.

>>13509761
The cute Kiki dutifully nods. Yet she seems confused and asks you why you would to piss on his ashes when you could just go to the local cemetery and piss on your father and his Wisp there.

>>13509769
You end up cleaning the mess with the Cute Kiki and teaching her how to cook a proper breakfast. This results in a very happy little Kikimora and delicious meals as the little Kiki turns it into her hobby, becoming quite the little chef.
Good job anon!

>>13509771
And thus a cute Kikimora is left out in the cold, hopefully to be found by a better Master.

On an unrelated note, her previous Master discovers a devil bug infestation in his mansion not long after. Surely a man who hates Kiki's must love filth and thus Devil bugs?

>>13509772
And thus the cute little Kiki learns how it is to be loved on the spot and 8 more times throughout the day. She grows up into quite the peverted maid, always tempting her Master.
Lewd anon!

>>13509887
>corrupt her into a monstergirl
Begone, villain.

>>13509871
>You reminded her of her little brother who was long ago snatched away by a dracolich
Dracolich was a nice girl and Paladin-san overreacts about how she is. Honestly if Paladin-san would take the time to just sit down and talk she might find out she has a lot in common with the thousand-year old undead reptile.

>>13509871
One more for the lich club. The shirohebi actually sounds like kind of a cunt, though the paladin isn't bad either.

>>13509871
Liches and Shirohebis are nice, but not my favorites.
I'll have to go with the paladin on this one, since she can still be upgraded to something more preferable.

>>13509871
Give me the paladin. I'm going to make her feel loved.

>>13509871
Paladin.

>>13509801
>You will never be pounced on by a werewolf
>You will never be fed venom by an oomukade
>You will never be coiled up by a lamia
>You will never be groomed by a kejourou
>You will never be oxygen-kissed underwater by a mermaid
>You will never be licked by a sandworm
>You will never be facesat by an anubis
>You will never be stalked by a sphinx
>You will never be courted by a vampire
>You will never be bound by an arachne
>You will never be enveloped by a slimegirl

And so on and so forth, ad infinitum.

>>13509871
Lich Biologist.

This is the life I want.

>>13509877
>>13509882
>>13509900
>>13509901
Is it just me or have Paladin girl really exploded in popularity lately?

>>13509905
She was the only option that wasn't shit.

If I could I'd take none of them.

>>13509905
It's because they're cute and elegant.

>>13509871
Paladin. Bonus points if she's a Dhampir in disguise.

The Shirohebi is also nice.

>>13509905
Well there was not Holst/Slime/Kitsune option.

>>13509905
It was the only good pick out of them all.

Though what >>13509914 said would be a nice twist.

>>13509905
there's nothing sexier than watching something pure become corrupt.

>>13509905
This one is kind of loaded in her favor.

>>13509905
It's just you. Liking medieval human girls that know they have to fight twice as hard and love twice as hard to compete with monstergirls has been a fetish since the /a/ days.

On the other hand, the "only good for corruption" posting is new. Used to be that kind of view was more "leave her and get a monstergirl instead."

>>13509902
>You will never be pounced on by a werewolf
>You will never be coiled up by a lamia
>You will never be facesat by an anubis
>You will never be courted by a vampire
>You will never be bound by an arachne
Anon, why are you trying to hurt me like this?

>>13509921
Which one is better? Cucking or corrupting her?

>>13509919
>those sleeves and pants
Landsknecht Girl when? It's like the best parts of Paladins and Onis rolled into one fabulous waifu.

>>13509893
>This results in a very happy little Kikimora and delicious meals as the little Kiki turns it into her hobby

Sounds like someone deserves day off at the local amusement park.

I like these "evolving situationals", I hope you never stop doing them, Anon.

>>13509926
I'd say corruption, since you can effectively choose what kind of MG she becomes if you're gud enough.

>>13509926
I think corruption is shit. It's always associated with the worst monsters like Deruella.

Bred MG's>Turned MG's

>>13509893
Clearly the only thing she needs is tender, but vigorous buttsex.
I find its the best way to cheer someone up.

>tfw each face on a Dark Slime is the mind of a paladin girl that lost to her

>>13509919
>watching something pure become corrupt
>not watching as everything fair is made foul and everything foul made fair, as the wicked is turned good and the good turned wicked until the distinction seems dark and comic
>not beholding as the sacred is profaned and resanctified only to be desecrated again and again and again

>>13509937
It's way too prevalent to just be confined to Deruella. It's basically women's Game Over in that world, like a man getting married to a monster usually is.

>>13509944
Deruella pls go and stay go.

>>13509894
But she'll be happier that way!

>"Hiss!"

>>13509955
Brainwashing doesn't count.

>>13509956
That bitch is getting slapped.

>>13509946
It's her whole schtick. She's the only one of the lilim that actually goes out and fucks up whole towns and cities at a time just for the hell of it.

In other places it's more like a slow natural spread barring something like a dark matter showing up.

>>13509956
That's one angry Cat Girl.

>>13509956
You see, that's why I tied you up. You ain't going nowhere with that attitude, young lady. Now you're gonna stay there and think about what you've done to my couch.

>>13509952
That had nothing to do with her though.

But since you brought it up: No!

>>13509959
Yeah. I'm aware, although for paladin and adventurer girls they're pretty much putting themselves in situations where it's win or become a monstergirl.

>>13509956
Cute!!
Hissing is cute!

>>13509672
I'll get her a longer skirt

>>13509969
Well, I prefer doing things the hard way.

>>13509969
Druella is stupid.

>>13509672
I'll get her a longer skirt

>>13509969
I am ambivalent on this so I'm just gonna go chill with some goblins and a hobgoblin
It'll be a sunny day napping pile.

>>13509988
You're stupid.

>>13509956
Disgaea's MGs are great

>>13509998
no u

>>13509998
>>13509988
You both stupid.
I'm gonna go adventuring with Paladin Holst

>>13509981
Adachi's presence in that image makes your post a little ironic.

>>13510003
nuh uh

>>13510008
Yuh huh.

You're dumb and your waifu is dumber.

>>13510006
Paladin Holst is a big fat cow. Smells like a barn too.

>>13510007
It's almost as if I wanted to imply something...

>>13509969

>He is the rock upon which the unclean will be broken. He is the tempest, abide not the filth of Chaos. Suffer it not to defile your land. Tolerate it not, whatever guise it may take.

Harro dere.

Do you like to buy something? Maybe love potion? Get you honeys all over your dick. Maybe a harpy feathah? This one have great ass. Smell like roses. You buy, yes? Maybe alraune nectar? Still strong scent and powah-ful arpho- uh, aphrodia- hm, arphar- sigh, sexy juices. Make you strong and keep healthy! Oh, maybe old painting of vampire lady? I think she die if look at it. Good thing stolen, yes? Kakakaka!

No? That fine, I have many more. Oh! Here is old unfinish story about tanuki like me. Not very far along, but made fresh. New words and things. Only chapter one, but will continue later. You will buy, yes?

Here, you give it try?

http://pastebin.com/Jry689pJ

>>13510027
I'd rather buy the Vampire Lady's portrait.
Maybe I can return it to the owner and get a reward.

>>13510023
Too bad the game was mediocre.

>>13510027
This already had a second chapter, and a smut sidestory. What are you getting, Mr. RPer?

>>13510032
Congrats, she lets you be her new footstool. If you're good and lick her feet she might let you cuddle in her coffin.

>>13510012
>Big fat cow
It's all those points into constitution, why do you act like its a bad thing?

>>13509923
Because pain breeds pleasure. There can be no joy without sadness, and no contentment in company without first experiencing true loneliness.

The piercing gold eyes of a werewolf, fierce and noble, loving and loyal.
The smooth, muscled tail of a lamia, secuere enough to shield you from all the horrors the world might throw at you.
The perfect bronze skin and warm, furbound limbs of an anubis, everything about her begging for the touch of your hands.
The perfectly elegant and supernaturally seductive silhouette of a vampire as she stands before you, the moon through an open window casting magical, unholy light upon her curves.
And the web of an arachne suspending you before her, wrapping around your limbs and making you feel weightless in her care.

These are the things that become all the more precious when you realise that you can never have them. You must learn what it means to love monstergirls with all your heart, and to hope for that which will never be. And you must learn how to hope and love even more in the face of that fact.

>>13510027
What if I am interested in the merchant herself?

>>13510011
My waifu is smart and pretty and yours eats farts.

>>13510034
It's been edited after almost a year of collecting dust. Just having a little fun to show that it's tarting up ago.

>>13510036
>cuddle in her coffin
Fucking
Worth it

>>13510045
Alright

>>13510045
*starting up again

Fuck

>>13510044
My waifu is way more pretty and smart and rich.

Your waifu eats doo doo!
What the fuck are we even doing?

>>13510037
But she's one size category bigger than she's supposed to be and over-encumbered while naked.

>>13509956
Let's see if she can keep up that attitude when I start scratchraping her ears and chin!

>>13509672
Take her to see the movie about that robot that cut off its strings that held it down!

I want to be a servant of the Demon Lord and help her personally convert an ancient wurm that is big enough to be confused with a mountain range into a bubbly wurm girl!

>>13510071
Yeah but she's got the charisma points going for her, even with the Dex problems
She's mostly support while I tank with the tower shield and warhammer.
Rest of the party easier covers for her in combat

>>13509475

Okay i have been gone for like 4 months, what are the biggest changes ?

Also how starved are we for OC, i can writefag a bit, but your probably talking about drawings.

>>13509676

Man, why do daddy issues keep coming up in this thread? I mean, this is like the 6th or 7th time I've seen reference to hating one's own after pop up here.

I think it might be one specific guy, because I never here people hate on other family members (siblings, aunts/uncles, grandparents, moms) like that.

>>13509902
>You will never be groomed by a kejourou
>You will never be oxygen-kissed underwater by a mermaid
>You will never be courted by a vampire
Just kill me already

>>13510101
Not being oxygen kissed is a way to die. Embrace it.

>>13510100
>after = father
>here= hear

Fuck, too many typos. I'll stop posting until I get coffee.

>>13510071
>Anoooon! My breastplate won't fit!
>My belt of Bull's Strength is tight too!
>Mmmmmh, how can I smite evil like this? I need to get everything reforged!

You're traversing the tunnels of the giant ants when this girl slaps your ass.

>"Hello Drone, feeling a little lonely?"

Wat do?

>>13510096
The year is 2XXX. /mgg/ is dead. After the great Cait Sith war of 20XX, all but a few of the threadgoers survive, the rest having been savaged by feral alps and hungry beargirls.
All the drawfags have either gone pro or draw for other places. All the writefags are dead, buried with their Pastebin accounts and unfinished stories.

What you see now is not /mgg/. It is New Neo-/mgg/. Monstergirls have changed.

>>13510101
>you will never be mindcontrolled by a gazer
>you will never have a threesome with a parasite slime
>you will never sleepfuck a doormouse

>>13510135
Slap them arachnid titties.

>>13510145
Burn her using the power of the sun and a magnifying glass

>>13510145
"That depends. How many sisters do you have?"

>>13510153
Woopsie
>>13510145

>>13510085
I want to be a servant of the Demon Lord and convert a town and it's pesky paladins to hedonism!

>>13510145
Yes, yes I am. I would like it if you could help me with that.

>>13510165
Thought so.
Otherwise we have a chubby arachneholst to deal with.
Although it explains the large size

>>13510145
>Giant_Ant.jpg

Lies

I ask if she keeps any Kesaran Pasaran dust in her pleasure pit

>>13510186
>chubby arachneholst
>chubby spidercow
>chubby ushioni you're adventuring with
Whatever equipment fails, make sure that seal never does. E V E R.

>>13510193
But Arachneholst would never do anything like that!
She's a paladin here to help us! I, for one, am proud to stand by her side!
Even if said side requires a bigger breastplate every now and again.

>A Kumiho with an ass as plump as her tails are fluffy
>Won't eat you, but will bite and draw blood during sex
>Acts regal and refined most of the time, but is afraid of thunder and will typically end up inside your shirt when it storms
Would you?

>>13510216
No.

>>13510216
Of course

>>13510216
>A Kumiho
Yes

>>13510193
But it gets all stuffy and itchy in the summer. Poor girl deserves a break.

>>13510216
Are you gauging interest in a potential story? If so, I'm interested.

>>13510216
Biters are a serious turn-on for me. As long as she doesn't kill me for my liver I'd tap that Kumiho ass every night.

>>13510216
No, unless she lets me bite back

>>13510216
Well, it's not like I'm lacking for blood. And I'm into biting.
I'd light candles when the power goes out, stroke her head, and smile when she jokes about things between thunderclaps.

>>13510100
You know those stupid posters that say,

>You don't have to be crazy to work here, but it helps!

Welcome to 4chan. Between /jp/, /k/, /pol/ and /mlp/, it's kind of a refuge for the mentally ill of all stripes.

>>13510216
Yes! Love bites and big buns to hotdog.

>>13510216
No.

>>13510145
Good thing I brought my gun, fuck some ants. I think ands would be the only MG I could never marry. I'm really allergic to those little fucks.

>>13510253
>>13510100
I believe it's a WC3 reference rather than anything to do with the posters family background.

>>13510235
>Poor girl deserves a break.
Just like your pelvis, amirite?

>>13510209
>Even if said side requires a bigger breastplate every now and again.
Wait, she's still growing? Dear lord.

>>13510216
I really don't know. Kumihos a best, but I'm a bit of a bitch when it comes to pain or discomfort.

http://pastebin.com/Lrp3CbwK

Hatesex? Hatesex.

>>13510271
>Just like your pelvis, amirite?
It's fine, she can use her Lay on Big Meaty Claws to heal it afterwards.

>>13510263
You won't be if you marry her. Incubization gives you traits to adapt to your waifu's wants and needs.

Since they get stuff like heat resistance for fire types, or water breathing for aquatic ones, I would only assume you'd get some sort of allergy-inocculation if you went with an ant waifu.

Shitty incubus adaptation to be sure, but allergies won't be an issue.

>>13510269
Nah man, I've seen various father-bashing snippets pop up at random and unprompted in these threads before. EDGELORD-tier stuff like this, or wanting to run over him with a car, you know, the sort of stuff no sane person would say in public if they hated their daddy. Big daddy issue guy somewhere in here.

>>13510280
>father-bashing snippets
I suppose the lack of a proper father figure would explain some of the faggotry in here.

>>13510280
>Warcraft III: Reign of Chaos
>Lord Uther: The urn holds your father's *ashes*, Arthas! What, were you hoping to piss on them one last time before you left his kingdom to rot?
I don't care about any other stuff but you're literally bitching over nothing right now.

>>13510280
I guess that's true. Still, a single ass-slap doesn't equal instant waifuing.

>>13510299
Someone's mad.

I think we found DaddyDoesn'tLoveMe-Kun

>>13510277
>Ogre breaking blessed weapons

Monster propaganda I tell you.

As obvious and cliche as the story is, continue.

>>13510277
Will you continue this, Bollocks?

>>13509871
Paladin.

>>13509893
>And thus the cute little Kiki learns how it is to be loved on the spot and 8 more times throughout the day. She grows up into quite the peverted maid, always tempting her Master.
Good. Good.

>>13510314

http://i.imgur.com/F6765Gz.jpg

I'll shank you one m80

>>13510216
>A Kumiho
>will bite and draw blood during sex
Yes please; loving biting and scratches are my fetishes.

>>13510309
>this guy must hate his father
>he was making a vidya reference, here's the quote
>u mad
Man, what?

>>13509956
Dear journal: one more.

>>13510315

Can't now that you all have called it cliche and torn asunder my paper thin tallow skin.

Fuck you I like my cliches

>>13510096
Even Alp has gone now, we're on the bare bones for writefags, unless they're all planning on showing up again at the same time like that thread a month or so ago.

>>13509956
I'm telling you, this is for your own good. What if next time is my Hellhound waifu who finds you inside my house, uh?

>>13510339
They might, all wearing helmets and skin tight suits in various primary colors while making cool poses with multicolored smoke popping in the background. Glorious.

>>13510333
You were calling a passive observation "bitching". He literally said, "[someone] makes daddy issue remarks". No one said they hated it, that he should stop, that he needs to keep it outside /mgg/, that it doesn't belong here, etc.

You interpreted a passive observation as "bitching", which is large misconstruing of his tone and the discussion chain.

you gonna get lovingly pinned down and rough cuddled by the serial hugger

>>13510216
>Kumiho

Fuck no.

>>13510360
Wasn't she captured and cured of her urges a few threads ago, though?

>>13510360
Not if I hug her first!

>>13510339
Meh, average has written new SoM p'orc stuff, that's all i need for the next week or so

>>13510360
My waifu will protect and cuddle with me instead, duh.

I want to help a harpy preen, and make her super pretty!

>>13510360
Sounds alright to me.

>>13510365
She was, but there will always be a new serial hugger.

>>13510362
The only people that are head over heels for Kumiho are (almost) always those League of Legends players since it includes a playable hot kumiho female character. So "hot mature woman" is the first thing that comes to mind when they hear the word Kumiho.

/mgg/ natives, on the other hand, think "kitsune who will eat human livers" when they hear the word, so are repulsed.

>>13510360
Sure, if she's cool with getting split.

>>13510360
Worth it

>>13510360
>erect nipples
>dat stomach
Damn that's nice, where did you find it?

I want to feed a haughty skinny elf so she fattens up in all the right places.

>>13510390
Would you feed her meat even though she's a vegan?

>>13510390
So her tits and ass?

>>13510399
And hips and thighs, to the proper extent.

>>13510399
Not him, but thighs and belly are good too.

>>13510397
Deadpool pls.

>>13510397
No, nothing but delicious sweets and cake and Holst milk to wash it all down.
>>13510399
What he said>>13510404

>>13510404
>>13510405

Like this?

/jp/ seen this yet?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ikzH2JraY7U

>>13510178
>"Poor little Drone, all on his lonesome. Those....er my sisters can be so cold and neglectful."
>She spreads her arms, inviting you into her soft bosom
>"Come here. Give me a hug."
>Her tone was soft but oddly enough it felt more like a demand
>You move closer and hug her slowly
>Then with much more enthusiasm, she presses herself against you and holds you tightly
>"I'm glad you're here, I was getting a little lonely too."
>She stares up at you with desire
>An unsettling amount of it
>She lets out a pant of pure longing, her cheeks becoming flush
>You knew what this would lead to but it was getting too strange
>A sudden ticklish sensation assaulted your senses as a warm silky substance started to encircle your legs
>You try to pull away in a panic, but she holds you with an unusual amount strength for her size
>"None of that now."
>She hums and nuzzles your neck
>Her warm breath caresses your ears
>"Just relax. This is what you wanted...what we wanted. Just breathe in..."
>You find yourself compelled to do so
>The air in here was surprisingly sweet
>"And breathe out...."
>As you do so, your body heats up sharply and your nether region stirs
>She sighs and mimics your actions
>The silk had completely bound your legs
>"Yesssss, once more! Breathe in...."
>This time, you found yourself sucking in more of that heavy air
>"Mmmmm, breathe oooout."
>As you do so you let out a moan, the pheromones in the air were maddening
>You wanted to cum so badly!
>She feels your hardness pressing against her skin and giggles
>"It's unbearable isn't it, little drone? Just imagine how I've felt up until you came along..."
>She licks your neck, breathing on it hotly
>Her voice was husky with desire
>"I'll spoil you forever, make you writhe on a bed of silk."
>You let out an involuntary moan, your body growing groggy with overwhelming desire
>she victoriously fondles your shaft and throws you over her shoulder
>"You'll never be alone again, my sweet little drone."

>>13510414
I have seen it in the old thread on /jp/ and on /a/

>>13510413
Like that, but more elfy and less succuslutty.

>>13510359
Seeing how his post appeared to cast the hypothesized poster in a negative light as someone with unreasonable amounts of hate for their father, dismissed evidence that it's not the case in the initially quoted post and resorted to accusations of me being this person, if there is one. Yes I did attribute a belligerent tone to the posts.

You are right though, intent and tone don't translate well into written form, so I probably misinterpreted it.

>>13510413
Oh bby yes.

>>13510414
I'm conflicted about this, atleast I'll see some monster girls animated...

So, when is humanity going all 'God of War' on the gods and lay waste to Heaven?

>>13510421
Hello, boner? It's me, Anonymous.

One has to wonder how I made it that far into the nest without breathing, but whatever.

Okay, with an actual anime, will these generals be taken off life support, or will you fuckers actually have shit to talk about instead of circlejerking and roleplaying like bronies?

Though, I gotta say they nailed Cerea's voice down pat. Shit is perfect.
Papi sounds like the Demon's/Dark Souls crow.
HAPPY HAPPY CRAW CRAW
BRING SPARKLY ME BRING TWINKLY ME RAWW

Suu is objectively best and I dunno how I feel about her VA. I guess I never imagined a VA for her, so it's alright. Also all the girls look cuter than in the manga.
8/10 trailer, hoping these threads will die and be taken over by MM threads that actually talk about things.

>>13510421
Ants don't make silk like spiders do, right?

>>13510439
Deep conscious breathes are different from just breathing, it speeds up the inevitable. At leas that's how it works in that scenario.

>>13510443
That's not an ant.

>>13510446
Good enough.

>>13510414
Seems pretty good. Not sure what everyone is so worried about.

>>13510443
They don't. You just cucked all the potential real ant waifus.

>>13510424

>>13510369
But your waifu is the serial hugger yeti

You just don't know it yet

>>13510452
>cuck
Shittiest meme ever, go fuck yourself

>>13510421
Hmmmmm yes. Loving spider sex is great.

>>13510453
>Did everything I asked for
>AND made her brown
Yes, perfect. Would cuddle inna woods.

>>13510453
Perfect.

>>13510456
>Shittiest meme ever
I don't know, there are a bunch of strong contenders.

>>13510458
http://i.imgur.com/ctq3sN3.png
Loving spider sex a loving spider best

>>13510452

The Ant Arachne must be the ugly duckling of the Arachne family. I mean, she looks like a crappy any girl, and not one of those big mean predatory and/or ara-ara type curvy onee-sans. Really got the short end of the evolutionary straw.

>>13510421
Lovely, to think this is the first bit of smut Ant Arachnes have received.

>>13510463
It's equal to doge and "le"

>>13510414
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ikzH2JraY7U

Fear. Apprehension. Distrust. Terror. Distress Horror. Stupefaction. Nightmares. Dismay. Fright. Alarm. Panic. Perturbation. Consternation. Dislike. Goosebumps. Loathing. Hatred. Detestation. Repugnance. Abhorrence.

>>13510465
Woah, let's not go that far.

>>13510421
That was actually pretty cool.

>>13510474
No, she's my waifu

>>13510474
That's one of Bourbon's commissions. He's been known to literally take it personally and go ballistic if you insult one of his waifus. Yes, that is one of them.

>>13510414
>>13510473
Now that I think about it, their faces have a XEBEC feel to them.

>>13510466
>short end
They just laze around in an ant hill, eat their food and snatch a male they fancy.

They might not look intimidating, but they sure didn't pick the shortest straw in life.

>>13510480
Then your waifu is shit

>>13510442
>Okay, with an actual anime, will these generals be taken off life support, or will you fuckers actually have shit to talk about instead of circlejerking and roleplaying like bronies?
This is MGE general, so no.

>>13510482
Mero's face gives me a fatapulse vibe and it's freaking me out

>>13510473
I hate this picture, it's so awful.
They drew a 3/4 shot of a woman, lopped off her legs at the knees and then drew a spider behind her.

>>13510481
Hey, I only have one.
And I more go ballistic when people say stupid things
Like if shit's founded I just get annoyed.

>>13510473
>dat vid

And suddenly I'm reminded of how I got suckered into this series. I miss the deredere Mia.

>>13510442
Hey Bourbon! Fuck off.

>>13510485
Don't respond.

>>13510442
Do you hope they display the girls nipples so you can self-insert as them?

>>13510484
Fuck you asshole

>>13510482
I see noses, therefore I've gotta call bullshit. Those lips are dead on, though.

>>13510442
I hope everyone who wants to discuss the anime does so on /a/.

>>13510496
Disgusting.

>>13510496
Still shit.

>>13510485
RIP
Fuck

>>13510492
He can't. They kicked him out of the IRC channel. Then he tried to start his own-- the fact you probably never heard about it speaks for how it turned out.

It was over some autistic shit too. I think someone made a passing comment how a waifu that is like 95% animal is probably beastiality or furry, and he snapped.

>>13510496
Ugh. She's ugly.

>>13510506
>>13510503
Please do not try to confirm your shit taste so easily

>>13510388
Some guy named Udon Thief, I can't find any pixiv or other accounts but he does post a lot of his art to the MGE wikia

>>13510516
>shit taste
>posts that sadistic bitch

EHL OH EHL

>>13510516
Furries and beastiality are not welcome here. Take that shit somewhere else ya assblasting fagmaster.

>>13510510
Wow, what a sad sack of shit.

>>13510510
Now he occasionally visits these threads to avatarfag and post pictures of the monsterboy traps he commissioned using his mommies money.

>>13510510
Nah I never started my own. Also I got banned from ELH's shit once because I said I hate Liberal bullshit, got banned from Grandad's because everyone was being autistic and I joined in but that's too far, then got banned from ELH's again because I talked to Mari and ELH said he is diagnosed with autism (followed it up with some shit like "and I can tell you're acting autistic". The first part is the kicker) so that earned me a perma ban

I more get annoyed at the furry shit with her as that's futafag logic, where if %99 of a person is feminine but it has MALE GENITALS it's female because of the %, when butthatswrongyoufuckingretard.jpg
Same with Justine, where a snout/fur all over their body is what defines furry. If it doesn't have a snout it or fur it can't really be furry, so I get mad when people act like idiots.

>>13510529
>>13510529
Wow, is bourbon our Antony Burch?

>>13510473
>Suu and Rachnee have the weird protruding nipples too
Oh goddammit.

At the very least, their voices are good.
What the hell is up with that opening song though? It's just...

>>13510525
Oh good thing furries aren't welcome. I can keep posting my spider girl.

>>13510539
It doesn't even have tit, that's hardly a female you gay.

>>13510534
Cry more though.

>>13510537
>>13510528
Nah he kinda butchered it. It's like saying "America won WWII". Shit gets the basics but is still pretty much wrong.

>>13510534
Does baby need a diaper change?

>>13510539
>>13510496

>literally a head on a spider body
>not even a spider with a girl hat

Setouchi/Delphinus/bestialityfag pls go.

>>13510534
Maybe you should go hug it out with /ss/ big fucking baby.

>>13510549
And stay go.

>>13510542
>No tits makes something gay
Hahaha, so you're not into DFC? You need to get off /jp/
And /a/
And 4chan if you like cow tits

>>13510543
Nah I'm happy. If ELH LITERALLY confessed his autism to me to try and "insult" me, I don't want to be in an IRC run by an autist with anger issues. Also everyone in there acts like teenage girls gossiping. It's like highschool all over again.

>>13510486
>Mero
>Fatalpulse

PROCEED.

>>13510555
DFC a best, but your shit 'waifu' doesn't even have nipples! You can't have any sort of boobs without fucking nipples you minger.

All right guys, you've given him enough attention for one day, it's time to stop.

>>13510549
>bestiality with a sapient life form
>furry without a snout or fur
Nice logic there fucktard. Keep making an idiot of yourself with that logic
>>13510546
>>13510552
Haha I dunno where you guys are even getting the idea I'm sad or mad from. I'm more just explaining history to help correct a guy.
This boogeyman mentality is fuckin' funny though. Keep it up.

>>13510555
No but cry more though.

>>13510557
Seriously, look at Mero and Suu's. They have a Fatalpulse vibe to them
>>>/a/125534140

>>13510560
Okay there ya go. Now you're starting to make sense
Still tits are an iffy to me. I can honestly do without them. If a girl has a pretty face and isn't obese, then why the fuck not?

>>13510568
>Still tits are an iffy to me. I can honestly do without them.
HAH! Gayyyyyy!

>>13510486
>EMG victim girls
I need this for reasons.

>>13510555
>4chan is all shit taste flatchasers

Anon kun you're such a fucking faggot holy shit.

>>13510555
>It's like highschool all over again.
I'm surprised that you even made it through highschool.

>>13510564
Is it tears of joy? I dunno what I'm supposed to be sad at
Maybe at worst I'm sad back in 2013 these threads on /a/ were a little bit not autistic and slightly friendly. But that'd mean I'm sad about /v/ not being nearly as good as 2009
Which, while true, it's kinda random to bring up.

I want a Wolfu puppy daughteru who gets very excited and wants to play all the time!

>>13510570
If tits are a make it or break it deal with your waifu, she's not your waifu
deal with it

>>13510555

Well at least now we know which faggot is going around accusing everyone in the IRC of having a monstergirl sona. What a buttmad sperg.

>>13510563
>the sapience excuse

Still completely animal body, and that guide pretty much says it's okay to fuck furries as long as they consent. Fuck off.

>>13510486
>>13510557
>>13510567
>Fatalpulse

>>13510582
What I'm trying to say is get your faggy furry/beastilaity shit out of our threads mate.

>>13510571
You and me both.

>>13510588
Can you read? I'm perma banned from IRC because I talked to ELH's white knight material and he called himself an autist to me
>>13510589
Nah, not an animal body. Human face. And let's face it, the face is the most human part of human anatomy.
Also it's not furry if it doesn't have a snout. Geez, have you been paying attention?

>>13510567
It's all in the cheeks. Those stupid sexy cheeks.

>>13510592
And what your saying makes no sense given the fact that it is basically factually neither furry nor bestiality. I'd settle for "too much monster" or "setouchi tier shit", but don't say things that are just wrong, as it makes you look really stupid. And I feel obliged to help. Which involves me staying.

>>13510567

Why do Suu's cheeks redden if she doesn't have any blood in her?

>>13510591
You prefer Shindo L and Da Hootch? They're allright, but they get too killy for my tastes sometimes. li

>>13510617
MAMONO MANA

>>13510496
>>13510539
Holy shit, that's fucking gross.
Can we not?

>>13510612
If that's the way you rationalize it, that's fine. It's not reality and it doesn't belong here.

>>13510602
Still well over the 30% threshold. You're fucking an animal. Now go back to where you came from an stay gone.

>>13510442
>all the girls look cuter than in the manga
The level to which your taste is utter, undiluted, rancid shit is frightening, but not surprising.

>There's this dragon you've known well for many years
>You met her when you were kids
>And now you're both highschool students, nearing graduation
>There was one thing other dragons teased your friend over though
>Namely she didn't have anything in her hoard of treasure.
>A teenage dragon's hoard, although small compared to an adults, would at least have something going
>She told them and you that she had an important reason for this but she was secretive about it.
>And then you both graduated and she invited you over to her house, promising to tell you.
>When you found her in her room she was sitting on her bed
>She used her tail to pull you close to her and then she whispered that she wanted to start her hoard with the most important piece first while staring into your eyes

>>13510629
Muh dick...

>>13510624
Nah, it is reality. Your rationalization has pretty much been proven to not make sense, as, well, it has no logic to it. No snout/fur = not furry and sapient = not bestiality. Even if you judged bestiality on appearances (which is wrong, you fucking retard) then she still has an entirely human face, which is the most human part of the human body.
So basically, it's right. Like there's opinions and shit, I know, but this is just fact, as all the arguments against her are the same logic as defending futa or Centaurs being bestiality too, which is dumb.

>>13510617
Vacuoles filled with preserved blood she extracts through the poles when she rapes the other girls.

>>13510637
You keep bringing this argument in a circle. Just go already.

>>13510639
vacuoles dont really work without a solid cell wall to keep up the turgor

>>13510315

>Bollocks writing Ogre

dropped harder than a matango baby

>>13510628
Miia, Papi and Mero look better
Cerea looks decent so thus looks better.
Suu is about the same. Rachnee looks like shit.
>>13510617
Blending in, yo. How does she maintain a human form/walk if she is a wad of slime? It's all camo

>>13510629
I look like a thing to be owned to you? You want me, you ask me proper, bitch.

>>13510644
Let's not engage Bourby-boy any further.

>>13510644
Yeah, and if this was opinion I'd totally drop it, as trying to force someone to believe your opinions is tumblr tier shit
But this is like someone saying "Turkeys can't fly", which is a common mistake, but factually wrong. You gotta make them not dumb if you care.

>>13510654
>Rachnee looks like shit.
I hope she looks better in the actual animation, but I doubt it.

>>13510271
Arachneholst is a growing girl.

>>13510629
A loving kiss is the proper response. Because damn she sounds cute.

Childhood Friends a best.