/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Okay.

i would like to drink tea with the Patchmaster and hold intellectual discussions

>>13513758
Flavor enhancing dish > endless gourd of backwash

>>13513769
>tea
Do you atleast mix alcohol with it?
Because alcohol is the only thing that gives me a break from depression.

>>13513778
You imply Suika's sake is poor quality. Her stuff is probably on par with the wine Jesus made, and if it's good enough for the son of God, it's good enough for you.

>>13513786
i don't drink alcohol because i'm not a degenerated normie like these two oni

>>13513805
You sound like a normie if you dont need alcohol to cope with life.
>But normies drink too
Yes, but they are also content with life, much like anyone who doesnt escape it with alcohol or drugs.

>>13513821
you probably confuse losers (dumb, drinking alcohol, wanting to socialize but can't) with paranormals (autists and antisocials)

Alcohol is haram
Demons are haram too

>>13513831
>>/x/

>>13513918
Pictures are haram
4chan is haram (because idle talk is haram, and there is no form of talk more idle than shitposting)

Yuugi seems more likely to rape me, so Yuugi.

>>13514037
I think yuugi is a more consentual type, and I doubt ou would resist so it wouldnt be rape.
Also
>A blowjob results in you being impaled
Suika.

>>13514048
It's technically rape if I'm drunk, and either way, it's snu-snu.
>Suika
Do you need to iron your clothes or something?

>>13514069
>Do you need to iron your clothes or something?
Wh-what?
Are you implying Yuugi's horn will just catch on clothes?
Her horn is big enough to stab you if she goes beyond the tip.
Suika's horns dont stab you, therefore she is the better choice.

My two favourite 2hus!

Drinking off Yuugi or Meiling's abs would be nice too.

>>13514084
You'd have to be in a really weird position for Yuugi's horn to stab you. Is it even that sharp?

>>13514105
It juts out of her forehead at a pretty sharp angle. It wouldnt be a weird position at all before it stabs you.
Probably sharp, looks sharp to me.

>>13514096
>Abs

>>13513758
Oniderest.

These things are called Japanese goblins right?

>>13514971
She's called my wife, thank you very much.

>>13513758
Why not both?

I'd prefer to go home with Yuugi, but their artifacts mend well for a good party!

>>13513769
なんだって

>>13515009
Suika can''t be your wife, she's my wife!

>>13513758

I would drink with the ESPNhu.

>>13515016
>Why not both?
Because that would be too easy.
They are both cute and love alcohol. I am just wondering which one people think would be the best to hang around with while drinking.

>>13513758
With Suika, she doesn't have a knack about "muh strong enough".

>>13514048
>A blowjob results in you being impaled
She can always turn you upside down and lift you up by your legs. You won't get impaled that way.

>>13513793
>Jesus
Fugg off normie

>>13515271
>>13514048
Power Blowjob from Yuugi!

Suika, obviously.

>>13514069
Wouldn't you say it technically isn't rape if you give consent while you're drunk? I get that it's legally rape in first world countries but I don't think that's technically correct. Just arguing semantics, not saying the laws should change or anything.

>>13515009
thanks for ruining the thread

Yuugi.

She doesn't like humans that much though...

>>13517339
Chances are she'll hate you.

>>13513758

That's one tiny Suika.

Obviously the eternal loli. Always choose the loli.

Yuugi. I'd rather get sloshed on high-quality bowl-product than on whatever stuff comes out of the gourd.

Sexually speaking, Yuugi is not for beginners. If you're drinking with her, rub one out beforehand so you can last longer and hope for the best. She'll want to do it all the different ways and you need to be strong to hold yourself and her big body in position. Newbies can stick with Suika.