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http://www.4degreez.com/misc/personality_disorder_test.mv

Can your body can take it?

>> No.1350099

Can your grammar can take it?

>> No.1350102

My body can?

>> No.1350114
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1350114

Can my Flan can take it?

>> No.1350156

The Vodka Is Good But The Meat Is Rotten

>> No.1350175

Paranoid: Low
Schizoid: Moderate
Schizotypal: Low
Antisocial: Low
Borderline: Low
Histrionic: Low
Narcissistic: Low
Avoidant: Low
Dependent: Low
Obsessive-Compulsive: Low

>> No.1350178

>>1350175
ha ha, oh wow.

>> No.1350180

Paranoid: Moderate
Schizoid: Low
Schizotypal: High
Antisocial: Low
Borderline: Moderate
Histrionic: Moderate
Narcissistic: High
Avoidant: Very High
Dependent: High
Obsessive-Compulsive: Moderate

>> No.1350189

>>1350114

Christmas light stackan game is superior.

>> No.1350199

Disorder | Rating
Paranoid: Low
Schizoid: Moderate
Schizotypal: Low
Antisocial: Low
Borderline: Low
Histrionic: Low
Narcissistic: Moderate
Avoidant: Low
Dependent: Low
Obsessive-Compulsive: Low

>> No.1350202

Disorder | Rating
Paranoid: Moderate
Schizoid: Low
Schizotypal: Low
Antisocial: High
Borderline: Low
Histrionic: High
Narcissistic: Very High
Avoidant: Low
Dependent: Low
Obsessive-Compulsive: Moderate

>> No.1350205

Paranoid: Low
Schizoid: High
Schizotypal: Moderate
Antisocial: Low
Borderline: Low
Histrionic: Low
Narcissistic: Moderate
Avoidant: Moderate
Dependent: Low
Obsessive-Compulsive: Low

So what do I win?

>> No.1350230

Paranoid: Moderate
Schizoid: Moderate
Schizotypal: Low
Antisocial: Moderate
Borderline: Low
Histrionic: Low
Narcissistic: High
Avoidant: Moderate
Dependent: Low
Obsessive-Compulsive: Low

Lots of narcissistic tendencies around here, doesn't surprise me.

>> No.1350228

Apparently my schizoid rating is Very High. But, it's not like I'm going to trust some test on the internet to diagnose a personality disorder.

Still, I do think I need to see a shrink at some point; can't you get some kind of benefit for having behaviour disorders?

>> No.1350243

I started taking it but I wasn't able to finish. A lot of the questions, to me at least, are dependent upon their context in real life. Take for example

>Do you consider your needs to be more important to you than the needs of others?

I can't answer that as Yes or No because it would depend on the situation. If a family member is sick then their needs would come first. In other cases mine would come first.

>> No.1350248

Paranoid: High
Schizoid: High
Schizotypal: Moderate
Antisocial: High
Borderline: Low
Histrionic: Moderate
Narcissistic: High
Avoidant: Very High
Dependent: Moderate
Obsessive-Compulsive: Moderate

>> No.1350253

>>1350243

I think your supposed to apply the questions to normal everyday situations.

>> No.1350255

Paranoid: Moderate
Schizoid: High
Schizotypal: Moderate
Antisocial: High
Borderline: Low
Histrionic: Low
Narcissistic: Moderate
Avoidant: Moderate
Dependent: High
Obsessive-Compulsive: Moderate

>> No.1350265

Paranoid: Low
Schizoid: Low
Schizotypal: Low
Antisocial: Low
Borderline: Low
Histrionic: Moderate
Narcissistic: Low
Avoidant: Moderate
Dependent: High
Obsessive-Compulsive: High

>> No.1350266

Paranoid: Moderate
Schizoid: Very High
Schizotypal: Moderate
Antisocial: Moderate
Borderline: Low
Histrionic: Low
Narcissistic: Low
Avoidant: High
Dependent: Moderate
Obsessive-Compulsive: High

Is this good?

>> No.1350263

Disorder | Rating
Paranoid: High
Schizoid: Very High
Schizotypal: High
Antisocial: High
Borderline: Low
Histrionic: Low
Narcissistic: Very High
Avoidant: Moderate
Dependent: Low
Obsessive-Compulsive: High

Cool test,bro.

>> No.1350264

Paranoid: High
Schizoid: Very High
Schizotypal: High
Antisocial: High
Borderline: Low
Histrionic: Low
Narcissistic: High
Avoidant: Low
Dependent: Low
Obsessive-Compulsive: Moderate

>> No.1350270

Paranoid: Very High
Schizoid: High
Schizotypal: Very High
Antisocial: High
Borderline: Moderate
Histrionic: Moderate
Narcissistic: High
Avoidant: Very High
Dependent: Low
Obsessive-Compulsive: Low


Gee, guess I'm crazy then.

>> No.1350271

There's a lot of variety in here.

>> No.1350276

Disorder Rating
Paranoid: Moderate
Schizoid: High
Schizotypal: High
Antisocial: Low
Borderline: Low
Histrionic: Low
Narcissistic: Low
Avoidant: High
Dependent: Low
Obsessive-Compulsive: Moderate

hmmm

>> No.1350274

at least it isn't WHICH TOUHOU GIRL R U

Paranoid: Low
Schizoid: Very High
Schizotypal: Moderate
Antisocial: Moderate
Borderline: Low
Histrionic: Low
Narcissistic: Moderate
Avoidant: Low
Dependent: Low
Obsessive-Compulsive: Moderate

>> No.1350279

Anyone who takes this test seriously should consider seeing a shrink.

>> No.1350289

Paranoid: High
Schizoid: Very High
Schizotypal: High
Antisocial: Moderate
Borderline: Low
Histrionic: Low
Narcissistic: Low
Avoidant: Low
Dependent: Low
Obsessive-Compulsive: High

Fuck yes, I'm the worst person ever!

>> No.1350292

>>1350253

Well I forced myself to take it.

Paranoid: Very High
Schizoid: High
Schizotypal: Very High
Antisocial: Moderate
Borderline: Moderate
Histrionic: Low
Narcissistic: High
Avoidant: Very High
Dependent: Moderate
Obsessive-Compulsive: High

>> No.1350296

Paranoid: Low
Schizoid: High
Schizotypal: High
Antisocial: Low
Borderline: Low
Histrionic: Low
Narcissistic: Moderate
Avoidant: Low
Dependent: Low
Obsessive-Compulsive: Moderate

>> No.1350299

aranoid: Low click for info
Schizoid: Low click for info
Schizotypal: Moderate click for info
Antisocial: Moderate click for info
Borderline: Low click for info
Histrionic: Low click for info
Narcissistic: Moderate click for info
Avoidant: Low click for info
Dependent: Low click for info
Obsessive-Compulsive: Low click for info

>> No.1350300

Disorder | Rating
Paranoid: Low
Schizoid: Low
Schizotypal: Low
Antisocial: Low
Borderline: Low
Histrionic: Moderate
Narcissistic: High
Avoidant: Moderate
Dependent: Moderate
Obsessive-Compulsive: Low

>> No.1350307

aranoid: Low
Schizoid: Low
Schizotypal: Moderate
Antisocial: Moderate
Borderline: Low
Histrionic: Low
Narcissistic: Moderate
Avoidant: Low
Dependent: Low
Obsessive-Compulsive:

>> No.1350304

Paranoid: Low
Schizoid: Moderate
Schizotypal: Moderate
Antisocial: Moderate
Borderline: Low
Histrionic: Moderate
Narcissistic: High
Avoidant: High
Dependent: Low
Obsessive-Compulsive: Low

>> No.1350309

Paranoid: Very High
Schizoid: High
Schizotypal: High
Antisocial: Moderate
Borderline: Moderate
Histrionic: Moderate
Narcissistic: High
Avoidant: Very High
Dependent: Moderate
Obsessive-Compulsive: Moderate

This test is complete bullshit.

>> No.1350320

>>1350314
It isn't. If you want to be diagnosed with anything accurately you need to consult a professional.

>> No.1350321

>>1350309

Just the kind of thing a paranoid schizotypal narcissist would say.

>> No.1350322

Everyone who does not have at least 4 of those on 'High' does not belong here.

>> No.1350314

Paranoid: Moderate
Schizoid: High
Schizotypal: High
Antisocial: Low
Borderline: Low
Histrionic: Low
Narcissistic: High
Avoidant: High
Dependent: Low
Obsessive-Compulsive: Moderate

seriously, this test can't be accurate with the tiny amount of answers it has

>> No.1350316

any patterns/trends among /jp/'ers so far?

>> No.1350318

Paranoid: Moderate
Schizoid: High
Schizotypal: Moderate
Antisocial: High
Borderline: Low
Histrionic: Moderate
Narcissistic: High
Avoidant: Moderate
Dependent: Low
Obsessive-Compulsive: Moderate

I guess they fit my personality

>> No.1350326

Paranoid: Low
Schizoid: Moderate
Schizotypal: Low
Antisocial: Low
Borderline: Low
Histrionic: Low
Narcissistic: Low
Avoidant: Low
Dependent: Low
Obsessive-Compulsive: Moderate

>> No.1350329

Histrionic: High

>> No.1350338

Paranoid: Very High
Schizoid: Moderate
Schizotypal: Very High
Antisocial: High
Borderline: Very High
Histrionic: Very High
Narcissistic: Very High
Avoidant: Very High
Dependent: High
Obsessive-Compulsive: High

Well then..

>> No.1350336
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1350336

>>1350322

>> No.1350334

Paranoid: Low
Schizoid: Moderate
Schizotypal: Moderate
Antisocial: Moderate
Borderline: Moderate
Histrionic: Moderate
Narcissistic: Moderate
Avoidant: High
Dependent: High
Obsessive-Compulsive: High

>> No.1350337

>>1350322
I have 3 Highs and 3 Very Highs. I feel so accepted.

>> No.1350347

>>1350322
Damn. I only had 3.

>> No.1350342

Disorder | Rating
Paranoid: Very High
Schizoid: Moderate
Schizotypal: Moderate
Antisocial: High
Borderline: Low
Histrionic: High
Narcissistic: High
Avoidant: Low
Dependent: Low
Obsessive-Compulsive: High

It's pretty interesting that Anonymous in general is low on the histrionic bar.

>> No.1350345

>>1350338
I think you win.

>> No.1350351

Paranoid: Low
Schizoid: High
Schizotypal: Low
Antisocial: Moderate
Borderline: Low
Histrionic: High
Narcissistic: High
Avoidant: Low
Dependent: Low
Obsessive-Compulsive: Low

This is pretty accurate.

>> No.1350354

>>1350342

Histrionic:

* Needs to be the center of attention
* Dresses or acts provocatively
* Rapidly-shifting and shallow emotions
* Exaggerates friendships
* Overly-dramatic, occassionally theatrical speech
* easily influenced; highly suggestible

It seems like it's good that most of us scored Low.

>> No.1350355

Paranoid: Low
Schizoid: Moderate
Schizotypal: Moderate
Antisocial: Moderate
Borderline: Low
Histrionic: Low
Narcissistic: Moderate
Avoidant: Low
Dependent: Low
Obsessive-Compulsive: Low

That's odd, I thought I'd get at least a couple of 'High'.

>> No.1350362

go to /r9k/ or /b/ with this crap, they love it

>> No.1350363

>>1350320
I don't feel the need to be diagnosed in any way.
I think I'm fine.

Sure, I could be more outgoing, but I don't feel the need for a psychiatrist or anything like that.

>> No.1350364

>>1350354
Makes even more sense in this context, doesn't it.

>> No.1350365

My test was bullshit because I take drugs for my bipolar-disorder.

>> No.1350366

>>1350338 and >>1350175 are opposites

>> No.1350359

Paranoid: Very High
Schizoid: Moderate
Schizotypal: Very High
Antisocial: High
Borderline: Very High
Histrionic: Very High
Narcissistic: Very High
Avoidant: Very High
Dependent: Moderate
Obsessive-Compulsive: High

Hmm.

>> No.1350367

>>1350355
YOU ARE NOT WELCOME HERE!

>> No.1350373

>>1350367
Right, I'm off then.

>> No.1350379

>>1350342
Figures a tripfag would be histrionic. You are not true anonymous and that is a disorder!

>> No.1350384

Paranoid: Very High
Schizoid: Moderate
Schizotypal: Moderate
Antisocial: Low
Borderline: Low
Histrionic: Moderate
Narcissistic: High
Avoidant: Very High
Dependent: High
Obsessive-Compulsive: High

>Paranoid: Very High

What!? This must be some kind of conspiracy, because I'm not paranoid at all.

>> No.1350400

Disorder | Rating
Paranoid: Low
Schizoid: Low
Schizotypal: Low
Antisocial: Low
Borderline: Low
Histrionic: Moderate
Narcissistic: Low
Avoidant: Low
Dependent: Low
Obsessive-Compulsive: Low

>> No.1350398

>>1350354
sounds like the description of a troll to me

>> No.1350399

>>1350379
True, but I'm not finding any good reasons why I should care.

>> No.1350403

I got Low in everything except "Schizoid, Schizotypal, Avoidant" which i got very highs in ]:

>> No.1350407

>>1350316
high schizoid and antisocial is a requirement

>> No.1350410

>>1350399
That's just the antisocial talking.

>> No.1350413

>>1350407
We should make a chart!!

>> No.1350414

>>1350407
>Schizoid: High
>Antisocial: Low

I'm halfway there. I'd think I was more antisocial than schizoid.

>> No.1350416

Paranoid: Very High click for info
Schizoid: Moderate click for info
Schizotypal: High click for info
Antisocial: High click for info
Borderline: Very High click for info
Histrionic: High click for info
Narcissistic: High click for info
Avoidant: Very High click for info
Dependent: Very High click for info
Obsessive-Compulsive: High click for info

>> No.1350420

>>1350416
>click for info
THE CLICKING DOES NOTHING

>> No.1350430

Disorder | Rating
Paranoid: High
Schizoid: High
Schizotypal: High
Antisocial: Moderate
Borderline: Low
Histrionic: Low
Narcissistic: High
Avoidant: Low
Dependent: Low
Obsessive-Compulsive: High

Seems legit.

>> No.1350423

Paranoid: Moderate
Schizoid: Moderate
Schizotypal: High
Antisocial: Moderate
Borderline: Low
Histrionic: Low
Narcissistic: High
Avoidant: High
Dependent: Low click for info
Obsessive-Compulsive: Low

Knew I'd score high on narcissism :)

>> No.1350424

Paranoid: High
Schizoid: High
Schizotypal: High
Antisocial: High
Borderline: Moderate
Histrionic: Low
Narcissistic: Very High
Avoidant: Very High
Dependent: Low
Obsessive-Compulsive: High

What the hell should I take out of this?

>> No.1350426

>>1350410
But I enjoy the constant company of others; I need someone to feed my narcissim

>> No.1350427

>>1350414
>a personality disorder characterized by a lack of interest in social relationships, a tendency towards a solitary lifestyle, secretiveness, and emotional coldness.

and then again..
But I don't think it's a personality disorder in my case. It's just how it's turned out.

>> No.1350432

>Do you yearn for intimate relationships yet feel that you are too socially inept to obtain them?
;_;

>> No.1350435

Antisocial Personality Disorder

Diagnostic criteria

Three or more of the following are required:[1]

1. Failure to conform to social norms with respect to lawful behaviors as indicated by repeatedly performing acts that are grounds for arrest;
2. Deceitfulness, as indicated by repeatedly lying, use of aliases, or conning others for personal profit or pleasure;
3. Impulsivity or failure to plan ahead;
4. Irritability and aggressiveness, as indicated by repeated physical fights or assaults;
5. Reckless disregard for safety of self or others;
6. Consistent irresponsibility, as indicated by repeated failure to sustain consistent work behavior or honor financial obligations;
7. Lack of remorse, as indicated by being indifferent to or rationalizing having hurt, mistreated, or stolen from another.

The antisocial behavior must not occur exclusively during an episode of schizophrenia or a manic episode.[4]

>> No.1350440

I submit the following theory:
/jp/fags score high or very high in either avoidant or schizoid, sometimes both.

And Touhoufags are narcissists.

>> No.1350438

Paranoid: Low
Schizoid: High
Schizotypal: High
Antisocial: Low
Borderline: Low
Histrionic: Moderate
Narcissistic: Moderate
Avoidant: High
Dependent: Moderate
Obsessive-Compulsive: Low

Avoidant, Schizotypal, Schizoid. Guess I just hate people.

>> No.1350447

>>1350432
this one question is the best

>> No.1350457

>>1350440
And then Tripfags and thread hijackers are histrionic.

>> No.1350467

>>1350457
just trolls in general, then.

>> No.1350464

>And Touhoufags are narcissists.
Well, fuck.

>> No.1350469

>>1350424
I don't get this. Narcissists have a grandiose image of self, yet avoidants avoid others because of poor self-image.

>> No.1350472

It's a good thing you all are here to tell me what's going on with my personality.

>> No.1350494

>>1350472
We only have each other as company, no?

>> No.1350503

>>1350472
Anon's opinions are just as reliable as a personality test on the internet.

>> No.1350506

My results contradict eachother.

>> No.1350511

>>1350503
That would be true, if Anon had a reliable opinion in the first place.

>> No.1350529

Disorder | Rating
Paranoid: High
Schizoid: High
Schizotypal: High
Antisocial: High
Borderline: Moderate
Histrionic: Moderate
Narcissistic: Moderate
Avoidant: Very High
Dependent: Very High
Obsessive-Compulsive: Low

thanks for making me feel more bad at myself, /jp/

>> No.1350538

>>1350511
The same could be said of internet tests.

>> No.1350542

Paranoid: Moderate
Schizoid: Very High
Schizotypal: Moderate
Antisocial: High
Borderline: Low
Histrionic: Low
Narcissistic: Moderate
Avoidant: Low
Dependent: Low
Obsessive-Compulsive: Moderate

>> No.1350554

Paranoid: High
Schizoid: Moderate
Schizotypal: Moderate
Antisocial: Low
Borderline: Low
Histrionic: Low
Narcissistic: Low
Avoidant: Moderate
Dependent: Low
Obsessive-Compulsive: High

My narcissistic rating should be higher.

>> No.1350575

Paranoid: Low
Schizoid: Moderate
Schizotypal: Moderate
Antisocial: Low
Borderline: Low
Histrionic: Low
Narcissistic: Low
Avoidant: Low
Dependent: Low
Obsessive-Compulsive: Low

>> No.1350570

Paranoid: Moderate
Schizoid: Low
Schizotypal: Very High
Antisocial: High
Borderline: Moderate
Histrionic: High
Narcissistic: High
Avoidant: High
Dependent: High
Obsessive-Compulsive: High

Jesus fucking christ, I'm fucked up according to this test.

>> No.1350585

>>1350511
I believe in Anon's opinion on more occasions that I believe in online tests.

>> No.1350591

Paranoid: Moderate
Schizoid: High
Schizotypal: Moderate
Antisocial: Moderate
Borderline: Moderate
Histrionic: Low
Narcissistic: Moderate
Avoidant: High
Dependent: Low
Obsessive-Compulsive: High

>> No.1350594

Paranoid: Low
Schizoid: Low
Schizotypal: Low
Antisocial: Low
Borderline: Low
Histrionic: Moderate
Narcissistic: Very High
Avoidant: Low
Dependent: Low
Obsessive-Compulsive: Low

>> No.1350599

Paranoid: Very High
Schizoid: Moderate
Schizotypal: Very High
Antisocial: Moderate
Borderline: Very High
Histrionic: Moderate
Narcissistic: Moderate
Avoidant: Very High
Dependent: High
Obsessive-Compulsive: High

>> No.1350611

Disorder | Rating
Paranoid: Moderate
Schizoid: Moderate
Schizotypal: Moderate
Antisocial: High
Borderline: Low
Histrionic: Low
Narcissistic: High
Avoidant: Moderate
Dependent: Moderate
Obsessive-Compulsive: Low


Seems right to me....

>> No.1350615
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1350615

Paranoid:Very High
Schizoid:High
Schizotypal:Very High
Antisocial: High
Borderline:Very High
Histrionic: Moderate
Narcissistic:Very High
Avoidant:Very High
Dependent:Very High
Obsessive-Compulsive:High

What the fuck.

>> No.1350647

>>1350594
Stop the lies, Anon

>> No.1350648

All people who got

>Antisocial: Low

Are women.

>> No.1350641

Disorder | Rating

Paranoid: Very High
Schizoid: High
Schizotypal: Moderate
Antisocial: Moderate
Borderline: Very High
Histrionic: Moderate
Narcissistic: Moderate
Avoidant: Very High
Dependent: Moderate
Obsessive-Compulsive: High

>> No.1350642

Paranoid: Very High
Android: High

>> No.1350649

Paranoid: Very High
Schizoid: Very High
Schizotypal: Moderate
Antisocial: High
Borderline: Moderate
Histrionic: High
Narcissistic: Very High
Avoidant: High
Dependent: Moderate
Obsessive-Compulsive: Low

Fuck.

>> No.1350654

>>1350648
I'm pretty damn sure I'm not a woman

>> No.1350656

>>1350648
but you're one of the worst tripfags around, so, yeah..

>> No.1350657

>>1350642
>Android

I was unaware that was an affliction.

>> No.1350658

>>1350648
You're so funny.

>> No.1350662

>athens !SysNpnp3nU
>woman

Nothing wrong here, move along now.

>> No.1350659

Paranoid: Low click for info
Schizoid: Low click for info
Schizotypal: Low click for info
Antisocial: Low click for info
Borderline: Low click for info
Histrionic: Low click for info
Narcissistic: Low click for info
Avoidant: Low click for info
Dependent: Low click for info
Obsessive-Compulsive: Low click for info

lol what.

>> No.1350661

Paranoid: Low
Schizoid: Low
Schizotypal: Low
Antisocial: Low
Borderline: Low
Histrionic: Low
Narcissistic: Moderate
Avoidant: Moderate
Dependent: Moderate
Obsessive-Compulsive: Low

Oh well,much better than i thought.

>> No.1350665

Paranoid: Low click for info
Schizoid: Low click for info
Schizotypal: Low click for info
Antisocial: Low click for info (Really moderate)
Borderline: Low click for info
Histrionic: Low click for info
Narcissistic: Low click for info
Avoidant: Low click for info
Dependent: Low click for info
Obsessive-Compulsive: Low click for info

lol what. I get moderate for antisocial if I answer "Were your parents cold and distant or treated you negatively when you were growing up?" as yes, but I think that's an error in the test itself as I wasn't really affected by this.

>> No.1350666

>Antisocial: High
>Narcissistic: High

Sums up why dating is impossible for me....
Kinda hard to impress a woman when you're so strongly convinced of your own superiority you won't even talk to her.

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1350670

>>1350575
>>1350554
>>1350438
>>1350400
>>1350384
>>1350326
>>1350314
>>1350300
>>1350296
>>1350276
>>1350265
>>1350205
>>1350199
>>1350180
>>1350175

>> No.1350677

>>1350666
Do honestly believe that has anything to do with it?

>> No.1350672

>>1350654
No you're just a normalfag.

>>1350658
I *know* you are a woman. You admitted it in another thread.

>> No.1350673

>>1350642
I see your Radiohead reference and assume it's just an Ergo Proxy reference

>> No.1350674

Paranoid: High
Schizoid: Moderate
Schizotypal: Very High
Antisocial: Moderate
Borderline: Low
Histrionic: Moderate
Narcissistic: High
Avoidant: Very High
Dependent: Moderate
Obsessive-Compulsive: Moderate

Well, at least I'm not borderline.

>> No.1350678

Paranoid: High
Schizoid: High
Schizotypal: Moderate
Antisocial: Low
Borderline: Low
Histrionic: Low
Narcissistic: Moderate
Avoidant: Very High
Dependent: Low
Obsessive-Compulsive: Low

>> No.1350680

>>1350670
No, just your run-of-the-mill sane people/anime fans who secure their power level.

>> No.1350681

>>1350656
You are a woman who got antisocial: low.

All people who didn't get 'moderate' need to leave.

>> No.1350688

Be careful, you all are being threatened.

>> No.1350690

>>1350680
Fuck off normalfag, go to your girlfriend/boyfriend.

>> No.1350700
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1350700

This thread is full of dicks

>> No.1350706
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1350706

>>1350690

>> No.1350704

Disorder | Rating
Paranoid: Moderate
Schizoid: High
Schizotypal: Moderate
Antisocial: Moderate
Borderline: Low
Histrionic: Low
Narcissistic: Moderate
Avoidant: Very High
Dependent: Very High
Obsessive-Compulsive: Moderate

>> No.1350712

>>1350680
D-DOES....NOT....COMP-PUTE

>> No.1350710

>>1350681
you know what? the test is a woman

>> No.1350719

Paranoid: Moderate click for info
Schizoid: Moderate click for info
Schizotypal: High click for info
Antisocial: Low click for info
Borderline: Low click for info
Histrionic: Moderate click for info
Narcissistic: Low click for info
Avoidant: High click for info
Dependent: Moderate click for info
Obsessive-Compulsive: Low

>> No.1350716

>>1350706
I say this now and let it echo down the ages.

If you have a significant other you are not welcome on /jp/. It's not hard to understand, do you realise you are faggots with your advice during ronery threads? I can't believe you women.

>> No.1350720

OK im Schizoid for sure:
> Odd or eccentric mannerisms or appearance
>Superstitious or preoccupied with paranormal phenomena
>Difficult to follow speech patterns
>Feelings of anxiety in social situations
>Odd beliefs or magical thinking + Creation of elaborate fantasy lives + "I'm in Touhou mom!"

>> No.1350722

>>1350716
Logical fallacies. let me show you them.

>> No.1350724

>>1350716
I don't get it; how can women be faggots in the first place?

>> No.1350726

>>1350720
ops it was Schizotypal

>> No.1350734

Paranoid: Low
Schizoid: Low
Schizotypal: Low
Antisocial: Low
Borderline: Low
Histrionic: Low
Narcissistic: Low
Avoidant: Low
Dependent: Low
Obsessive-Compulsive: Low

( ゚ ヮ゚)

>> No.1350730

>>1350722
I thought those were the kinds of things Anon really believed.

>> No.1350731

>>1350724
Women come into these threads because they think they have problems. But they dont. Women cannot be ronery. We hammered this down so many times before, women can only feel the pain of a breakup or something similar.

>> No.1350739

>>1350731
Women always have problems.

>> No.1350744

>>1350739
No you don't. Your only problem is deciding who you're going to fuck next.

>> No.1350749
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>>1350731
Begone.

>> No.1350748

>>1350744
At least there are people out there with the option to fuck someone, period.

>> No.1350752

Disorder | Rating
Paranoid: High
Schizoid: Very High
Schizotypal: Moderate
Antisocial: High
Borderline: Low
Histrionic: Low
Narcissistic: Moderate
Avoidant: Low
Dependent: Low
Obsessive-Compulsive: Moderate

Ah, isn't /jp/ great.

>> No.1350760

>>1350754
Really? Why not?

>> No.1350754

>>1350748
Exactly, women in general. They can't complain about being ronery.

>> No.1350766

I was unsure on some of the choices. The other option was just as likely, but I didn't know which one applied more to me

Paranoid: Low
Schizoid: Low
Schizotypal: Moderate
Antisocial: Low
Borderline: Low
Histrionic: Low
Narcissistic: Low
Avoidant: Low
Dependent: Low
Obsessive-Compulsive: High

>> No.1350769

>>1350760
Because even if they are ugly and fat they can get a boyfriend.

>> No.1350772

>>1350754
You aren't missing out on anything. Sex is for teenagers. Anybody still chasing it after that has not grown up.

>> No.1350773
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1350773

athens !SysNpnp3nU in your thread?

- see pic

>> No.1350776

I hate all women.

>> No.1350777

>>1350766
Indeed. Test is useless without a neutral answer.

>> No.1350783

>>1350773
I don't believe in trolls.

>> No.1350785

>>1350766
I see what you did there.

I think the most interesting thing is that we're pretty much 50% schizoid and 50% avoidant. So, the half like myself don't want to fit in, but half of you want to but can't?

>> No.1350788

So is this "Everybody posts, nobody reads" thread?

Disorder | Rating
Paranoid: High
Schizoid: Low
Schizotypal: Very High
Antisocial: High
Borderline: Moderate
Histrionic: High
Narcissistic: High
Avoidant: Very High
Dependent: High
Obsessive-Compulsive: High

>> No.1350790

>>1350772
Look, I purposefully look on the archive for things that will make me rage, like posts by girls complaining about how they're 'ronery' because they've been single for 6 months. I can't help it, it just makes me rage so much.

>> No.1350796

You all should use a more "accurate" test

>> No.1350795
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1350795

>>1350790
omg, how cn i b as cool as u?

>> No.1350801

>>1350795
I'm not cool, so just do the opposite of whatever I do.

>> No.1350803

shizoid: high
narcistic: high

>> No.1350816

>>1350790
I'm not arguing that. The point is to recognize that it's childish to complain on either front. Let the kids play in the sandbox.
Many women never make it out of their teens mentally, just as often as men. Many anons are in this boat as well, but I prefer to think it's because they ARE teenage.

A good deal anon also generally hold women to a higher standard than themselves. You can't honestly expect anyone to do anything you wouldn't do.

>> No.1350819

Paranoid: High
Schizoid: Very High
Schizotypal: High
Antisocial: High
Borderline: Low
Histrionic: Moderate
Narcissistic: Moderate
Avoidant: Low
Dependent: Low
Obsessive-Compulsive: High

Heh

>> No.1350835

>>1350816
We should drive them out, rout them, pull a fucking austerlitz on them.

>> No.1350839

I would've expected more dependents, since most of you seem unwilling to get a job or support yourselves.

>> No.1350845

>>1350835
I'd rather drive you out, then.

>> No.1350858

>>1350839
You're thinking of literal dependence, as opposed to a mental state of dependence

>> No.1350854

>>1350835
Why bother; that's an awful lot of leg-work and for almost no reward. There will ALWAYS be more of them.

We are the statistical outliers, and we're non-breeding. We eliminate the idiots, and we've doomed the race to its final generation. ironic, isn't it?

>> No.1350855

>>1350845
I don't want to feel miserable, having women around makes me feel miserable because by definition they are happier than I am.

>> No.1350862
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1350862

Your Results:
Disorder Rating Information

Paranoid: High
Schizoid: Moderate
Schizotypal: High
Antisocial: High
Borderline: Moderate
Histrionic: High
Narcissistic: High
Avoidant: High
Dependent: Moderate
Obsessive-Compulsive: High
i used a proxy when taking this test btw

>> No.1350872

Disorder | Rating
Paranoid: High
Schizoid: Moderate
Schizotypal: High
Antisocial: High
Borderline: Low
Histrionic: High
Narcissistic: High
Avoidant: High
Dependent: Low
Obsessive-Compulsive: Low

Die athens.

>> No.1350875

>>1350854
We are sticking two fingers up to fate itself perhaps. But I still dont want women here, I just want one board where I can get away from normalfags and women. Misery loves company and I happily agree with that.

>> No.1350886
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1350886

isorder | Rating
Paranoid: Very High
Schizoid: High
Schizotypal: Very High
Antisocial: High
Borderline: Very High
Histrionic: Very High
Narcissistic: Very High
Avoidant: Very High
Dependent: Very High
Obsessive-Compulsive: High

How do I get all my stats EX level?

>> No.1350885

>>1350872
>Die athens.

I *know* I hit a nerve.

>> No.1350887

>>1350875
a failure among failures

>> No.1350889

Antisocial: High
Narcissistic: High

But I do care about people a lot. It's just strangers I really don't give a shit about.

>> No.1350897

>>1350889

It says on the site that antisocial isn't really about avoiding people, but having criminal tendencies and blatant disregard for other people's emotions.

>> No.1350891

Paranoid: Moderate
Schizoid: High
Schizotypal: Moderate
Antisocial: Moderate
Borderline: Low
Histrionic: Low
Narcissistic: Low
Avoidant: Moderate
Dependent: Moderate
Obsessive-Compulsive: Low

Hmm..
┐( ´ー`)┌

>> No.1350893

>>1350887
A woman among women.

>> No.1350916

>Look, I purposefully look on the archive for things that will make me rage, like posts by girls complaining about how they're 'ronery' because they've been single for 6 months. I can't help it, it just makes me rage so much.

So its okay if it you or any other guy? god stop being so faggish atens

>> No.1350907

PROTIP: Answer no in order to get all low.

Also:
Paranoid: Low
Schizoid: Very High
Schizotypal: Moderate
Antisocial: Moderate
Borderline: Low
Histrionic: Moderate
Narcissistic: Moderate
Avoidant: Low
Dependent: Low
Obsessive-Compulsive: Moderate

>> No.1350910

>>1350897
I know and that's what I'm saying. I wouldn't steal or profit from a relative or from a friend but I have no problems taking advantage of some poor fucker who I've never met before.

>> No.1350921

>>1350886
you cant max everything

>> No.1350926

>>1350916
>So its okay if it you or any other guy?

Huh. What's ok?

>> No.1350929

This test is wack
I've take had to take 2 MMPA tests (the 500 question ones) and the results do not jibe with this test. The MMPA is used for clinical diagnosis and by the courts to identify personality "issues", this test is both too vague and hasn't enough questions.
Also cocks.

>> No.1350934

>>1350916
more like: stop being so in denial

>> No.1350941

I think athens really love women. He wish we're all be women so he can love us.
or maybe he's just paranoid.

>> No.1350964

>>1350929
Link to that test, then?

>> No.1350965

>>1350954
How many are on /jp/ now athens?

>> No.1350954

>>1350941
Women on /jp/ have elitist tech-bitch syndrome. They laugh at us and sneer at us. How can anyone love that?

>> No.1350957
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1350957

Paranoid: Low
Schizoid: High
Schizotypal: Low
Antisocial: Low
Borderline: Low
Histrionic: Moderate
Narcissistic: Low
Avoidant: Low
Dependent: Low
Obsessive-Compulsive: Low

Hurr

>> No.1350969

>>1350440


Paranoid: Moderate click for info
Schizoid: High click for info
Schizotypal: Moderate click for info
Antisocial: Moderate click for info
Borderline: Low click for info
Histrionic: Moderate click for info
Narcissistic: High click for info
Avoidant: Low click for info
Dependent: Low click for info
Obsessive-Compulsive: Low click for info

fuck hit right the mark

>> No.1350971

Disorder | Rating
Paranoid: Low
Schizoid: Very High
Schizotypal: High
Antisocial: Moderate
Borderline: Low
Histrionic: Moderate
Narcissistic: Moderate
Avoidant: Low
Dependent: Low
Obsessive-Compulsive: Low

Huh.

>> No.1350972

>>1350954
sounds a bit like you've got some elitist bitch syndrome too

>> No.1350976

>>1350965
I don't know, but I can just imagine them sitting there with their boyfriend with his baseball cap wrong way round, laughing at me. I dont care what you think, at least I'm honest. Women are constantly laughing at me.

>> No.1350979

Paranoid: Moderate
Schizoid: Moderate
Schizotypal: High
Antisocial: Low
Borderline: Very High
Histrionic: High
Narcissistic: Moderate
Avoidant: Very High
Dependent: Very High
Obsessive-Compulsive: Moderate

I'm surprised I didn't score higher on 'Schizotypal', seeing as how I'm actually schizophrenic.

>> No.1350982

>>1350972
I just dont want women here, they honestly think they are one of us, if you are a woman you have effectively signed a contract that states although you have to put up with things like pregnancy, you'll never be ronery in your life. All you're experience that is close is a longing for another guy on the 'rebound' after you break up.

>> No.1350987

I know how you feel, athens. Shit sucks.

>> No.1350991

>>1350982
Do you think I'm a woman athens?

>> No.1350992

>>1350982
You know, I used to sage you and ignored you as I would do to any other mindless troll, but I actually agree with most of what you're saying. Women are emotionally stronger than men by default and even if they're socially retarded they can still get any desperate guy to have sex with them, or even marry them.

>> No.1350990

>>1350982
Didn't I tell you the other day to stop being so bitter? Women can be just as lonely as we can!

>> No.1350996

>>1350990
For every 1000 of us, there is 1 girl.

>> No.1351003

>>1350996
But are those very few girls acceptable girls?

>> No.1351006
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1351006

On a better note, what personality type is everyone here?

>> No.1351007

>>1350992
Oh come on. If you think women are emotionally stable or strong in the very least, you've never spoken to one in your life.

Women are three times as dependent on relationships than men will ever be. They would all kill themselves if they didn't have a better chance of getting into a relationship!

>> No.1351014

>>1350992
No, they're not emotionally stronger, I agree with you for the most part but that's one thing that's not true. Think about how they pine even after a month broken up with their boyfriend, they HONESTLY equate their situations to ours. That's emotional weakness, they need a man more than we need a woman, but it still doesn't mean it hurts less. It's just it makes me rage and it makes me miserable when I'm in a ronery thread, even when posting anonymously and some woman comes along and mentions her boyfriend and then tries to act like she's one of us.

>>1350991
You probably are.

>> No.1351015

>>1351006
this wasn't included in the test was it?

>> No.1351013

200 posts

>> No.1351017

>>1351006
Yandere.

>> No.1351018

>>1350976
Soehow, I doubt that. Scorehigh on the paranoid section much? No matter how much we stand out nobody gives us a second thought. We are the underclass; second tier citizens of what is otherwise a civilized world. Royalty doesn't take the time to laugh at peasants, only to eye us suspiciously for the moment we are in sight and forget us as soon as we aren't.

>> No.1351021

>>1350992
>emotionally stronger

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA YEAH OKAY

>> No.1351026

>>1351007
This is false.

>> No.1351031

>>1351018
>Royalty doesn't take the time to laugh at peasants

Yes they do.

>> No.1351032

>>1351006
INTJ.

>> No.1351034

>>1351003
If they are as ronery as us, and they aren't bullshitting like with the ones who complain about breakups, or who do one-night-stands.... Then yes. Even if they're ugly I'd much rather have them here than the stupid bitches who inhabit /a/.

>> No.1351037

>>1351006
Moeblob. If I was a girl, I would be so goddamn moe.

>> No.1351041

>>1351037
>Manblob

>> No.1351043

>>1351006
I've a Myers-Briggs classification of INTP.

>> No.1351044

>>1350992
>Women are emotionally stronger than men

DOHOHOHOHOHOHO

>> No.1351046

>>1351018
But I think they are still insecure despite the fact they can easily get a boyfriend. That's why they are quite cruel and insult people lower down than them. Because it makes them feel better about themselves.

>> No.1351052

I think we all agree with athens deep down but some of us just don't want to acknowledge it because ignorance allows us to feel better about ourselves. Why does the truth have to hurt?

>> No.1351054

>>1351006
Which do you mean?
>>1351032
Or>>1351037
>>1351017

>> No.1351055

ITT we learn men are superior to women.

>> No.1351058

>>1351014
>You probably are.
You were close, however..
I only 'wish' to be the little girl.

>> No.1351059

>>1351006
Neko

>> No.1351060

>>1351006
what?

>> No.1351061

>>1350554
This is me. I'm not a woman. athens is a woman.
Moot agreed, don't bother him about it.

>>1350457
Why does anon assume that tripfags only ever post as tripfags?

>> No.1351071

>>1350440
I'm a non-Touhou narcissist.

>> No.1351076

>>1351061
People who use trips are terrible people and they should feel bad about themselves.

>> No.1351077

Sometimes I pretend to be a girl and finger myself in the ass under the shower, fantasizing about getting raped.

>> No.1351080

New thread >>1351074

>> No.1351086

>>1350964
I suck cocks: had the wrong name for it: it's the MMPI-2

There are no MMPI test's available online as I believe they must be administered under controlled conditions in order to be admitted as viable evidence in a court of law.

For further info you might start here:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Minnesota_Multiphasic_Personality_Inventory

>> No.1351088

I dream about dumping an assload of saltpeter into ever water supply in the world because we are way too focused on sex.

>> No.1351095

>>1351077
Most women have rape fantasies. I mean, think about that, how are you supposed to compete with that? If you dont even have enough confidence to talk to a girl how are you supposed to satisfy their insatiable lust for rape fantasies? I go between massive mood swings of happiness and misery too. Like, if I'm with you guys and normalfags and girls aren't on, I am happy. But when the normalfags and girls come on, and start mentioning 'my girlfriend/boyfriend' I get really miserable again.

>> No.1351119

>>1351095
bitches mentioning what sex they are are DOINITRONG and are entirely missing the point of this place.

Anon has no sexual attributes, and anyone even bringing up the topic is just an attention whore.

>> No.1351127

Paranoid: High
Schizoid: High
Schizotypal: High
Antisocial: Low
Borderline: Low
Histrionic: Moderate
Narcissistic: High
Avoidant: Very High
Dependent: Moderate
Obsessive-Compulsive: High

>> No.1351129

Paranoid: High
Schizoid: Very High
Schizotypal: Moderate
Antisocial: Moderate
Borderline: Low
Histrionic: High
Narcissistic: Very High
Avoidant: Low
Dependent: Low
Obsessive-Compulsive: Moderate

Can't say I am surprised I think I need a Deathnote to go with my personality disorders.

>> No.1351215

>>1351054
I meant Myer-Briggs.
The people that responded INTJ and INTP were (as I expected) the first to get it.
If there's one thing those two types love, it's talking about their M-B personality type.

I'm also an INTJ. Go figure.

>> No.1351799

Paranoid: Moderate
Schizoid: Very High
Schizotypal: Low
Antisocial: Moderate
Borderline: Low
Histrionic: Low
Narcissistic: Moderate - lol hardly
Avoidant: Moderate
Dependent: Low
Obsessive-Compulsive: Low - was a slight problem until I stopped giving a shit

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