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13500036 No.13500036 [Reply] [Original]

yes

>> No.13500054

Okаy.

>> No.13500077

Yeah

>> No.13500117

Me too

>> No.13500518

Same

>> No.13500545

I'm only a technical virgin.

>> No.13500549

Same here

>> No.13500552

I'm not

>> No.13500561

>>13500552

Don't post here, then!

>> No.13500566
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13500566

Reminder if you're a non-virgin you don't belong here.
>you are now reminded this no-longer applies to 90% of the boards on this site

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>>13500566
I wish my libido would just stop bothering me.

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>>13500036
Yep.

>> No.13503496

>>13500566
I'm a 30 years old virgin /jp/ poster. You can't tell me where I belong!

>> No.13509405
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13509405

I'm not a virgin..... My left hand is though! Not my right hand... My Right hand is a slut.

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>>13500898
This.
How can the monks keep their libido low?

>> No.13509515

>>13509405
Both of my hands aren't virgins anymore

>> No.13509583
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13509583

Does oral sex counts ?

>>13509483

By fugging little boys.

>> No.13509693

>>13509583

It's an important point, we need to clarify what a virgin is before making any assumption.

>> No.13510946

I sucked a dick ? Am I still a virgin a not ?

>> No.13511032

i licked a girl's vagina in high school when I was 15

that was 8 years ago and i haven't even touched another girl or boy since

>> No.13511513

I'm a 36 year old KV never-had-a-friend friendless NEET.

beat that /jp/!

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>>13511513
What do you do for a living? When did you realize things weren't going to get better?

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>>13511513
It must be hard being a 36 year old KV, you must have seemed rather obsolete amongst your peers. Don't worry though, I believe in you!

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>>13511513
Wow dudey you must be ugly. Like REALLY ugly that it's so fucked up how ugly you are.

>> No.13512170

>>13500036
whats a virgin?

>> No.13512245

>>13512170
Someone from Virginia.

>> No.13512267

>2015
>people still think sex exists
why do you think we're all virgins huh? it's not a coincidence, everyone is
sex is just a cospiracy thought up by the goverment to keep us miserable so we keep spending money on consumer products

>> No.13513065

>>13512170
It's you!

>> No.13513208

>>13503496
How does it feel to be a wizard?

>> No.13513535

>>13513065
How are you gentlemen!

>> No.13513575

>>13512267
Nah it's just something that popular people made up to make fun of losers with. Capitalism got its hooks into it though.

>> No.13513595

I'm technically not a virgin since I jammed my peepee inside a girl once. Never had sex though!

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>> No.13514207

>>13500552
your hand doesn't count

>> No.13514225

>>13500036
When did /jp/ turn into a pseudo-/r9k/
Why are you so concerned with people sex lives or lack thereof.

>> No.13514230

>>13514225
Nigger what?

It's not like we are questioning who's who here.

>> No.13514231

>>13514225
im a jp oldfag ive been here since 2013!

>> No.13514237

>>13503496
>>13511513
if your 30+ and still posting here, then i to break it to you, but you're mentally ill

>> No.13514246

>>13514237
I'm not those two but I'm 30+ and posting here.
And yes, I am mentally ill. I rarely ever post anymore though.

>> No.13514254

>>13514225
>>13514230
>>13514237
>>13514246
What I'm saying is that eventually most of you will have sex if you want it.

I don't really care much about it anymore... but women get easier the closer they get to 30.

You don't even have to try.

>> No.13514259

>>13514254
I don't really care about it.

I like to have sex just for reproduction, that's it.

Fapping is cheaper, less risky and quicker.

>> No.13514272

xXvirginlifestyle_over_everythingXx

>> No.13514276

>>13514259
Yeah, I agree. I'm so glad that I don't have a child.

I'm also glad that I don't have an STD which way to many women carry these days.

This is what I really want:
https://youtu.be/u2KHb6G_QF4

https://youtu.be/vgqike7PtK8

That or Oculus Rift.

https://youtu.be/z8sB4QrIOBk

Hell, I'd buy a lifelike non-android one if I thought I could afford it. Real women are not worth it in my opinion, especially today. Not even for sex.

>> No.13514282

>>13514276
Well, if sexbot can be pregnant in the future then women are basically obsolete.

>> No.13514292

I just want a loli gf. A little sister type that will make me soup and cuddle with me. I think it could work since we would be both virgins and unexperienced lol

>> No.13514296

I can't find mine anymore...
sorry /jp/

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