/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>kept trying to post the new thread
>kept saying I had to wait to post a new thread
How long is the wait here, jesus christ

I want to marry a Rusalka

>>13481388
Best wolfu inb4 anubis

>>13481388
Since this one was made first, I'mma getting in here.

I want Miia to hold me close and hug me with her snake body while I fall asleep wrapped in her cool coils

>>13481396
I want vorefags to leave

>>13481388
>Best waifu
We would have a word with thee.

>17 minutes between the death of the old thread and the creation of a new one

http://i.imgur.com/if2FEWY.gif
If I didn't have a job things would be different around here

>>13481413
Could you maybe not start shit?

>>13481421
tell that to the vorefags

>>13481398
GREAT
GAPING
CAVERNOUS
ASSHOLE

>>13481424
No, YOU started it. YOU ALONE. I won't bother responding to you after this, and you should know better too.

I want to lick my dragon mistress's beautiful scaly clawed feet

Touch the demon. Do it now!

>>13481418
I'mma grab them flowers real quick.
>>13481428
I can understand that.

>>13481420
>about to start one as soon as the last one died
>some visitors come into the building and I have to spend ten minutes screening them

>>13481425
Speaking of which. Was that story abandoned?

To the guy that asked for a picture of my mousepad. Here it is when I initially got it. http://imgur.com/efNZR0k

Post delicious cosplay tier girls

>>13481427
calm down autist

>>13481438
Cosplay tier a shit.

>>13481430
Somebody already is touching her. Touching her somewhere weird.

>>13481430
I want to make spaghetti fly out of a succuslut's spaghetti straps because she can't handle true love!

>>13481428
That'd better involve a followup with her using her saliva coated soft soles to stroke your dick.

Reminder to headpat the cute Kikimora.

>>13481438
For you

>>13481458
Nice.

>>13481457
After fucking up that OP the smug alp gunning for her job just might get it.

>>13481457
>Tenderloveandbully
She sure is made for it.

>>13481457
Improper!

>>13481457
Would a hug suffice?

>>13481455
>scaly dragon feet
>soft

>>13481464
Like all Kikis under the veneer of uptight modesty.

>>13481471
That's what the masters want, after all.

>>13481455
If she is feeling kind and generous enough, I would love nothing more.

Does the carpet match the drapes?

>>13481475
I like my Kikis to like flowers.

>>13481478
Yes.
>>13481479
Chicks dig flowers.

>>13481478
No, every MGE girl just MAGICs away any hair or fur down there when it's time to fuck

>>13481478
I hope not, I have my limits when it comes to hair.

>>13481478
What do you think the hair coiling around her leg is?
Jokes aside, probably not in length.

>>13481483
Unless you're into that kind of thing; then she just MAGICs it into place.

>>13481420
17 whole minutes?!?!?! Whatever would you guys do without your beloved cesspool.

>>13481461
But anon! She did everything she could to make up for that. She apologized, followed a course in proper thread posting, cleaned the house again, served you breakfast on bed and she even recorded your favorite show which you would otherwise miss due to work!

Surely you can forgive her?

>>13481464
She might not say, but her face will go all red when headpats are applied to her. You should try it.

>>13481469
Of course anon. Hugs, sweet words, softly blowing into her ear, headpats and general praise all cause her heart to skip a beat for you.

Please be excite for the new oppai loli branch of the sabbath.

>>13481482
Filename anon.

Unless you're a blasphemous PS1 only person, in which case she'll like chickens.

Which is oddly on topic with Kikimora.

Reposting because I originally posted it just before the death of the last thread:

A rival MG of the same species as your waifu shrinks your waifu to doll size, rendering her nearly helpless! The only way to restore your waifu is to defeat her rival for her! What species are they, do you try to beat her rival, and how do you do it?

And an addition because it came up in one of the responses from before: The process is relative, so it shrinks your waifu to what would be doll size for her species.

>>13481488
nah
japanese chicks don't shave their pubes so the kind of people who would enjoy MGE would idolize girls that are completely hairless down there

>>13481495
Yeah I have no idea what you're talking about.
>>13481496
We're still not winning against no adult White Dragon.

>>13481492
Probably go full retard and become a /jp/ native.

>>13481498
Why would they prefer porcelain? Bush is great.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DHaLKWItMCs

>>13481502
Because you crave what you cannot have, and to them pristine hairless pussies are exotic

>>13481499

>>13481509
Yeah, no. Nothing.

>>13481502
I want to fuck a Wererabbit through her massive crotch fluff
In fact
I want to fuck a Wererabbit's crotch fluff
And her gigantic fluffy thighs

Reminder that not only do people in this thread have multiple waifus, they also switch waifus whenever they want

>>13481499
>We're still not winning against no adult White Dragon.
How did you ever marry a Dragon with an attitude like that?

>>13481518
What do you expect from a Dragon who'd settle for a washed up hack like me?

>>13481517
>switch waifus
Disgusting, I want them to leave.

>>13481517
I've never done that. I have just one Monster waifu and one hentaifu,and I don't count that as being unfaithful.

>>13481494
Not feeling it. Sounds like it will be a flop like the 'uncontrollable flatulation during orgasms' potion

>>13481517
But anon, I don't have a favorite Monstergirl/waifu. Kikimora's have a special place in my heart though.

>>13481530
Oh it's you again, Kikiwurmlover.

>>13481493
And suddenly, I'm wondering how she'd wake up a loving master in the morning.

>>13481532
I'm almost certain you are wrong because I'm almost certain you are talking about me and I'm not >>13481530

Who is best girl in Monmusu Gakuen

>>13481533
Lightly shaking him and calling his name?

>>13481543
Alp-senpai the cool beauty, duh

>>13481541
It's just that image and saying Kikis are special...
>>13481543
Dragon, duh.

>>13481543
bee

>>13481532
>You will never meet the orphaned Wurm raised by a Kikimora family
>You'll never get to watch her glue a feather duster on her tail pretending she's a Kikimora
>You'll never see her literally annihilate a Roomba in disgust
>You'll never get to let her clean your house then rewarding "Master" for letting her clean
>You'll never have to pony up for the repair bills when she knocks shit over

>>13481277
>>13481346
Chubby Alp Senpai would probably be a strict onee-san figure who tries to be tough and responsible for her little kohai, despite her lewd flabby body and her getting flustered whenever her kohai brings up something that could be interpreted as lewd.

>>13481546
There is no Alp-senpai in it. You should tell me more about yours, though.

>>13481543
Bibi.

>>13481551
I want to sneak up on her and grab her belly.

>>13481430
That succuslut looks like she's enjoying that a bit too much. What a tramp!

>>13481550
>You didn't even know it was possible to dust something so hard it grinds into dust
>Until you had Kikiwurm clean your house

>>13481530
>>13481532
I'm suprised you managed to pick me out so easily.
>>13481541
Are you trying to steal my place anon?
I hope a Wurm or a Kikimora finds you and tenderly loves you.

Because you have good taste.
>>13481547
No, that was indeed me.

>>13481559
Wonderful! I might not be quite on creeper-kun's level, but I'm getting there!

>>13481557
I know, right? Cowgirl with hand holding is the heights of depravity.

>>13481564
Is that why Empress saved it for their fifth VN?

>>13481566
Got to warm up the audience before you break out the hardcore stuff.

>>13481556
She'd struggle and demand you to stop, but eventually give in and let you fondle her, muttering small curses under her breath and how she's older and your superior, and you're supposed to listen to her

>>13481564
It almost as bad as seated with hugging.

>>13481543
Femme.

>>13481396
Nice taste

>>13481574
She loves it and she knows it, the reason shes so soft is so she can be cuddled

>>13481547
Dat ass tho.

>>13481551
You know forcing this chubby alp is part of the reason people sperg out. You should just start calling her a chubby succubus senpai if you feel the need to bring it up all the time. It'll save you the storms and you'll know what you really mean.

>>13481589
You should treat your dependable senpai with respect.

>>13481596
Not him but Alps make Succubi tolerable.

>>13481596
Take it easy~

I like chubby alp senpai

>>13481597
But she's so cute! Cute, cute, cute, cute, CUTE!
I Just want to sit her in my lap and cuddle her.

>People bitch about things being too /d/ all the time
>No one bitches about all the fatty lovers
Is it not considered /d/ tier anymore or what?

>>13481598
>>13481599
But it causes unnecessary triggering. It works both ways guys, the tards here are so quick to flip out it's comparable to putting a row of spikes before a blind man and blaming him for stepping into them.

>>13481603
Calling chubby /d/ is like calling MILFs /d/

>>13481596
If it weren't for alps people would be raging about Anubi or Wurms or Kikimoras or whatever else oversaturates the threads.

Besides, I'm pretty sure that guy who spends hours derailing the thread to argue about alps received a ban last thread. A lot of his posts got deleted.

>>13481603
There's a limit. "Chubby" doesn't mean a blob of fat tissue that was once a human like the stuff that goes on /d/.
>>13481605
Yeah, not gonna pretend I care about triggering people.

>>13481596
>>13481605
Better not post anything then, somebody might be triggered.

>>13481607
Alps are the hero these threads deserve, but not the one it needs right now. So we'll bully her, because she can take it.

>>13481603
>Implying you wouldn't

>>13481602
No! She's a cool beauty and should be treated with the respect and adoration that begets.

>>13481618
If it was up to Alp senpai, what would she even want to do?

>>13481617
>barely contained side boobs
unf

>>13481622
HALO!

>>13481603
Chubby isn't /d/, flat out fat is.

>>13481622
Y'know, cool beauty stuff. Also >>13481626

>>13481618
>She's a cool beauty

Why am I not surprised Jitsu Wa faggots are, well, faggots.

>>13481617
She's going to get impregnated

>>13481630
Time for co-op then.
She can even lay in my lap while we pay

>>13481631
>Hating cool beauties
The only faggot here, is you. Cool beauties are the pinnacle of waifus. Don't you want a waifu who is both a beauty, and cool?

I'm about to go to sleep
I just want to say, all of you have great waifus, and i hope some day we'll all be sent to 2D land to be with them

>>13481639

Fuck off back to /a/ Tarage.

>>13481607
I'm just trying to push reasonable moderation. You make it sound like oversaturation isn't something we can work to avoid. Well not that we're cohesive enough for that so it's more or less wasted effort.

How would you accommodate for more limiting monstergirls like kraken and sandwurms, given how much you currently own? That means to limitles funds to mae your whole home a meter deep in water for your waifu mermaid.

>>13481645
Poor Miia, doomed never to be a loving wife in a monogamous marriage.

>>13481631
>>13481646
Why are you starting shit?

>>13481650
Because this is a no fun allowed thread apparently

>>13481645
But I want her to come to me. I actually like my life here.

>>13481659
Why would you want your waifu to be corrupted by 3d?

>>13481551
Sounds like chubby Alp senpai needs some workouts. Not because I want her to loose weight, it would just be fun to see her drained and sweaty.

After a long and grueling battle that nearly killed you and your waifu several times, you have managed to overcome the Demon Lord. The Demon Lord's essence, that which gave her the power she wielded, is now freed from her and contained temporarily in some accessory. What do you do? Do you try to hide it in hopes no one finds it? Do you destroy it and risk it getting free for someone else to assume the Demon Lord's powers? Or... perhaps you or your waifu takes it and assumes the role of the Demon Lord yourselves?

>>13481660
I didn't say that. I said I'd rather have her here than me go to 2D land.

>>13481673
You assclown.

>>13481673
I toss it to the orphaned kid with spiky hair and hope he'll grow up to be a great warrior with DARKNESS powers so my daughteru can get a decent hubby.

>>13481673
>Waifu is a Holstaur
The temptation is too great. PRAISE HATHOR, the new Queen!

>>13481673
Take it for myself, duh.

>>13481673
I use it to serve the salad.

>>13481689
>Salad gets infused with the power of the Demon Lord
>Becomes Aluraune Demon Lord

>>13481666
Excellent idea Satan.

>Take chubby alp senpai to work out with you.
>She's weaker than you and the treadmill positively kills her.
>When you get back home she's panting and drenched in sweat, weak as a newborn kitten.
>Her tank top is clinging to her checst and her spats are soaked through, sticking to her womanhood.
>As you step from the car you pick her up into a princess carry, despite her protests and carry her into the house with you, her spaded tail wrapping around your arm.
>All to do with her as you wish.
Fun fact, chocolate milk is actually a very good post workout recovery drink.

I want to gently impregnate my cyclops childhood friend on our honeymoon after coming inside her for the fifth time in a row in the sea. I'd keep my dick inside her as the sperm swam deeper and deeper inside her while I hug her firmly but gently to my chest in the warm lagoon water.

>>13481682
>All monster girls everywhere get a heaping helping of health and become a little more docile.

>>13481694
Undead Alurane Demon Lord.

>>13481694
Better hope it's not mushroom salad.

>>13481637
>Invite Chubby Alp Senpai to your house solely for studying for that test
>She proudly agrees, eager to help her young understudy
>She arrives, carrying books, pencils, and wears a proud look on her face, as she sets things up at the table
>As she does, you ask her if she'd like a snack, or something
>She says she'll take a Sweet Tea, but just that since she's trying to diet
>While you pour her some, you tell her how you picked up Super Smash Bros Wii U, and how fun it is
>You then ask if she'd like to play a round, since it's "Sooo fun!"
>She promptly says no, as work is important, and she must tutor you
>You beg her, telling her about how fun Mega Man, and Mewtwo, and everything is
>Finally, she agrees to "Just one round"
>After the twelfth match, you leave real quick to bring back some sodas and chips
>Chubby alp senpai enjoys the chips
>Late at night she asks where your parents are, to which you tell her how they're out, and you have the house to yourself
>You hear her stutter, as a sudden nervousness overcomes her
>Before she can excuse herself, you quickly remind her how you haven't touched the study material and you really need to study
>She mumbles as she heads to the table, and you two finally begin studying
>You actually manage to learn something from her tutoring, and when she sees you overcome hurdles thanks to her, you see her face shine with a smug pride
>When she mentions how all the talking has made her pretty thirsty, you excuse yourself to pour her a drink
>She quickly drinks her entire cup, and then mentions how it tasted funny
>As you drink yours, you tell her how you poured out something special, straight from your father's stash since hes out
>Chubby Alp Senpai's face can only be described as worry

>Chubby Alp Senpai wakes up the next morning on the couch
>She only has her underwear on, and her little kohai is laying on top of her, resting his head on her chest
>Chips are everywhere and the TV has Bayonetta 2 playing on it

>>13481704
>Matango Demon Lord
Time to commit suicide.

>>13481700
And everybody get's a little happier.

>>13481696
>cyclops
Filthy mono-eyed freaks.

>>13481700
I'd be okay with this.

>>13481704
It won't I hate mushrooms and my waifu knows it.

>>13481696
>gently
That's not how you handle monoeyes.

I want to groom my waifu as she stays on top of her eggs to keep them warm

>>13481716
That's how you handle childhood friend brides, though.

>>13481720
I'll concede this one, but the following impregnation must be rough and vigorous.

>>13481706
Ah yes, soft Alp dakis.

>>13481673
Give it to a Cait Sith.

>>13481736
You monster.

>>13481726
You bet it will be. Our first child will finally fall asleep and I'll bend her over the kitchen table and fuck her like an onahole while she desperately tries to stay silent to not awaken the baby. Her eyes will roll over from the first cumshot, she'll faint from the second, and one of the sperm from the third will penetrate her delicate monoeyed ovum while I princess carry her unconscious, wildly ahegao'ing and cum-dripping body back to the bed.

>>13481586
What is supposed to be the appeal of Rusalkas anyway?

>>13481742
Healing both physically and mentally for both parties, and a 11/10 devoted loving housewife who gives amazing sex if you show her you love her.

>>13481750
Pretty sure you can get that without the "eating you" part.

>>13481673
I'll hand it to a Cheshire.

>>13481756
She never asked for that. Do you love her enough to bear the weight of her tortures and heal her as she wallows in self-hatred, recklessly trying to please you as the cost of her own well being? If not, move along. She won't keep you that long if you hate her. She own't even fuck you if you're like that, she'll just release you and go back to starving and hating herself.

>>13481676
>Not wanting to go to 2D land

Think about it, you could "invent" all the shit you know about in modern times in MGE.

You'd be rich and depending on what you could manage on your own score with the best MGs.

>Grab a Lute
>Learn to play a bit
>Go serenade a Dragon with Beatles songs (fuck anything would work, even Beach Boys)
>Or MG "concerts" and you have to flee from all that sopping wet pussy chasing you Beatles style
>Every Siren ever would be after your dick
>Perhaps even try Barry White and pray your pelvis isn't completely destroyed when Eros herself descends to rape you

>>13481739
Good man. That's how you show your love to monoeyes.

>>13481761
>implying you shouldn't put her out of her misery

>>13481767
I will put her out of her misery. One tender cuddle session at a time. I'll pin her down when she tries to stay away for my own good, and fuck her so sweetly she forgets about hating herself for even an instant. I'll cook for her in secret when I should be resting and healing, and it'll be the best meal she's ever tasted. Well, apart from me, I guess.

>>13481750
>who gives amazing sex
At least until people decided that they apparently take bites out of you during sex too.

>>13481750
You forgot masochism

>>13481773
Disgusting.

You wanna have bites taken out of, be my guest, freak.

>>13481673
>Take in her essence, become the demon lord
>Kill the chief god with the demon lord's power and take her essence too
>No gods
>No masters

>>13481673
Give it back to a lilim.

>>13481775
If you're having sex with her you've already accepted that that's a part of her, man. Besides it depends on the person and it depends on how much they hate themselves and that part of them. I mean what do you absolutely hate? You're not about to go do it in the middle of sex, are you?

>>13481778
Sure

>>13481673
>killing the one who's made our bond possible
of what purposeness

>>13481785
>If you're having sex with her you've already accepted that that's a part of her, man.
Sure, but it definitely makes the sex a bit less than amazing.
>it depends on the person and it depends on how much they hate themselves and that part of them. I mean what do you absolutely hate? You're not about to go do it in the middle of sex, are you?
That's assuming she'd always be able to control herself, and that she'd never just succumb to hunger/lust/instinct and sink her teeth into your shoulder and start rippin' and tearin'.

>>13481791
>That's assuming she'd always be able to control herself, and that she'd never just succumb to hunger/lust/instinct and sink her teeth into your shoulder and start rippin' and tearin'.
>Assuming she'd always be able to control herself
Unlikely. But I guess, to answer the original question as to "Why"? Personally? I think they are sad. And I think that it's sad that they are sad. And if all it takes is something as minor as putting myself through pain to make her happy? Yeah. I'd do it at the drop of a hat. Not like I'm losing anything either, it all grows back better than before.

>>13481800
I just find it disturbing that some people sexualize the whole flesh-eating aspect of Rusalkas. It's like they're missing the entire point of them.

>>13481765
>Andrew W.K. concert
>Orgy in the middle intead of mosh pit

>>13481806
Of course it's disturbing. And I agree, you're missing the point. It's like the people who dislike them because they see it as all there is to rusalkas. I mean yeah it sucks. But are you a bad enough dude to rise above it? That's where this all began. It's the point of it, the original dude who gave form to the idea got sick of the hugbox, and made waifus with actual drawbacks, unlike the MGs of MGE. I mean, too bad for him Rusalka is pretty dan great. People seem to like the krampus one though. I mean, I personally don't get it, but whatever. We all agree that his hornets are satan.

>>13481765
>Go to 2d land
>Show off your impressive cooking skills
>the sweetest sweets and the most savory cuts of meat
>develop cooking magic since you're in 2d land
>By law of 2d, only two people can be considered good at cooking
>become the king of cooking
>Win over everyone, from dragons to anubutts to holstaurs and more through their stomachs and hearts.

>>13481814
I was actually sort of enjoying that Rusalka story until they boned for the first time and she went all RIP AND TEAR on him in the middle of it

>>13481817
That was the point though. She starved herself because she hated what she had to do and because she starved herself she ended up doing the exact thing that she hated most, and finding that she couldn't stop it. Self destruction man, it ain't a happy story.

>>13481814
>But are you a bad enough dude to rise above it?
Nope, fuck her dietary habits and fuck her too.

>>13481824
So how would a Rusalka react if you accepted that part of her and wanted to help her come to accept it as well?

You know what Try Hard Necromancer needs? A Wight who knows how to play an organ, and a choir of Banshees to chant ominous Latin.

>>13481836
With heart pupils and heavy breathing, and the intense, primal, monstergirl desire to breed and have babies. Well not that I head cannon that as even possible, 'cause they're angry water ghosts.

>>13481839
>and the intense, primal, monstergirl desire to breed and have babies
This is sounding like it'd be a rough night.

>>13481843
I can only imagine the intensity of the whirlwind of emotions that rips through her soul when this night comes.

>>13481817
Also it was a full moon, and there was magic viagra involved. Really it was just inevitable.

>>13481846
If anything, I'd just want her to stop hating herself for what was forced upon her.
...How rough would it get?

>>13481854
There were lots of circumstances around RIP AND TEAR. Don't think it's the norm. It'd be as rough as any monstergirl effectively in heat. Pelvis crushing. Actually, can sex positions with a mermaid even reach pelvis crushing levels of intensity?

>>13481863
>Pelvis crushing.
Not literally, hopefully.

>Be a Pole Axe Knight
>Mamano can't handle your versatility
>Rise through the ranks in the hopes that one day you will receive the honors of ending the Undead Warlord's tyranny
>End up alone in the Wight's Chambers, locked in combat
>You can't land the killing blow on her ashen gray body
>But she can't reach you with her Ethereal claws that can still a man with a single touch
>You shout a battle cry
>"Your reign of bloodshed shall end here vile temptress of the night!"
>Her eyes starts to water and her voice breaks
>"What? What do you mean bloodshed?"
>"Do not play me for a fool! What of those villages you've razed to the ground?"
>She starts to whine
>"But I don't get cake if I do that?"
>"Cake? Cake?! Are you telling me that all this time, this was for Cake?! All my years of training led me to this? A fight against someone with a sweet tooth!?
>She pouts "It's a good cake."
>You in anger toss your polearm aside
>"I can make a cake. Give me a damnable second."
>Hour later
>Cakes, pastries and breads of all shapes and sizes
>She munches on all of them, not letting a single crumbs escape her graceful but hasty maw
>"Yes, this is what I fought for, sweet, sweet creamy breads." She says between bites. "This crepe brings me back to when I slaughtered the Druid Woods for their decadent saps."
>You try so hard not to burst a vein at how innocent and happy she looks. She was so similar to your noble women in a way of not for her haunting presence.
>"So, will you cease your war against my house?"
>"As long as you treat me to your confectionaries."
>And that's how I met your mother

>>13481868
Naw, I think only the oni family have that gimmick. Maybe wurms

>>13481863
>It'd be as rough as any monstergirl effectively in heat.
...Except with razor sharp teeth.
And a taste for human flesh.
That you've helped her accept.
So...

>>13481870
>Not being fucking Water Knight
Do you even nigga with a hose

>>13481874
I'd say sadism is very far removed from their nature. It's unlikely that it ever becomes a staple in the bedroom beyond light vampire-tier nibbling and biting. I think that no matter how well they accept that part, it'll ever stray into fetish territory, something that they deliberately do for fun. It's like the opposite of what the archetype is even about. I mean sure, you can lose control and it can happen, I guess. But you knew that when you decided to stay with her.

>>13481870

Now I'm imagining an knight in a full armor set with large pauldrons wearing a white apron covered in dough and flour, staring furiously at the Wight as she happily munches on the food he just made.

>>13481814
>waifus with actual drawbacks
Sounds more like a crippling defect than a drawback to me.

>>13481882
Red Knight is where it's at. Unless you've got bros to Halberd with.

>>13481890
>Crippling
Do you mean that literally? Because it all heals mega quick.

>>13481893
No, I meant figuratively.

>>13481494
>no Arekishi style Lich, Devil, Houri, Troll or Apsara

>>13481902
Well, I mean, it is. She's shunned and hated for it, but it's not like she can help it.

>>13481870
Mix the dough! Cake war now!

>>13481529
Naw man, people hated the "heals any injury instantly, but the healed body part is a huge penis now" potion too, but it comes in handly.

Grapping shit with a prehensile dick still kinda feels wrong, though.

>>13481673
Without it's master's command, the de-succubized Demon Army will become and even greater threat to the world.

Control must be maintained.
There must always be... a Demon Lord.

>>13481935
>And so, the lava golem ascends the throne, and dons the crown.

>>13481939
Goddamit. Next we need a Dragon suffering from PAIN... AGONY!

>>13481939
>lava golem
kek

>>13481885
I just hope the combination of "love love <3" and "ow fuck that hurts" wouldn't make me mix the two in my mind at some point and turn me into some fucked up masochist.

Which monster is the most dangerous? Your anime furries or high admiral Ovlesser?
I would rather get eaten by a furry monster than meeting Ovlesser.

>>13481948
Wouldn't being a masochist be beneficial if you're with a Rusalka?

>>13481952
Technically yes, but needing her to sink her fangs into me to be able to get it up would be terribly embarrassing.

>>13481935
I was expecting this post over an hour ago.

Fashionably late is still better than not doing it though.

>>13481939
.

>>13481948
Who knows man? I personally think you have to be a little mad to accept and love a Rusalka in the first place. It wouldn't be the same every time, and I'm sure it doesn't happen for a few, but it wouldn't be that strange for a little pavlovian conditioning to be going on.

>>13481952
I actually think not. She doesn't want to cause you pain and she's not sadistic, we discussed this a few days ago, you're getting off to the thing that she hates about herself the most. I actually think masochism would be a big turnoff.

>>13481950
What the hell are you talking about? I bet you're a damn rebel, trying to undermine the imperial morale.

>>13481961
>She doesn't want to cause you pain and she's not sadistic
So why is she a Rusalka? If you're going to have monsters, have them act like monsters. If not, write human girl fiction or something.

It sickens me that there are people who would prefer if their foxes didn't eat livers or their dark elves weren't slave raiders.

>>13481960
ketchup elemental

>>13481971
>So why is she a Rusalka?
She didn't choose it dude. What gave you the impression that she wanted it? Her whole thing is that she hates it.

>Old image
Haven't saved the one with the hornet yet.

>>13481961
I figured we were still talking about a Rusalka who's already gone through lots of healing and who doesn't hate herself quite so much anymore.
That kind of actual masochism would develop very slowly anyway.

>>13481939
DON DON DON DON!

>>13481397
I thought this was cute last thread, so I saved it when I woke up this morning.

>>13481977
Well yeah but just because you stop self-loathing and accept yourself for what you are doesn't mean you suddenly like and enjoy it. I mean, I assume. Maybe some do, they say love and hate are on the same coin. But I thin it's very unlikely for such a 180. A rusalka that actively enjoys tearing flesh isn't a healthy rusalka.

>>13481971
>write human girl fiction
Don't tell anyone, but maybe half of my writefagging is basically human girl stories with a thin veneer of monster bits on top.

>There are still people who take Rusalka over Krampus

I notice that those are mostly the only two anyone picks. No one ever picks Dunwich or Poison Slime.

I asked the late night crowd this, now to ask you guys this.

Its again that time!

Monthly top 5 MGs listings

List off your top 5 favorite MGs (if you have that many)
Has your wiafu, or list changed since last month?

>>13481990
>Picking dunwich
>Ever
She's worse than a tanuki. She takes active pleasure in watching your life burn around you.

>>13481992
Do I have to answer again or are you doing some kind of poll?

>>13481993

Yeah, but she loves you, anon.

>>13481990
I don't know about others, but I know I deserve Krampus.

You're about to enter a local convenience store when this girl holds the door open for you

What do you do?

>>13481998
>That makes it okay
Nigga I'll heal the fuck out of a rusalka, but put me in a room with a Dunwich horror and I'm committing sudoku via forced spontaneous combustion and sheer will power. Fuck that.

>>13481992
Oni
Lamia
Kitsune
Amazon
Ogre

>>13481998
>She takes active pleasure in watching your life burn around you.
>Yeah, but she loves you, anon.
Not even modern tsunderes are this bad.

>>13482002
Smile and thank her

>>13481388
>Best waifu

You're not funny.

>>13481996
Its a kinda poll, and a conversation starter ,if you did it last night, please ignore.

>>13481992
Holstaur
Holstaur
Holstaur
Holstaur
Holstaur
It hasn't changed since day one.

>>13482002
Say thank you, very kind, and goodbye.

>>13482002
Push her to the side, take the door and hold it open for her.

>>13482002
"Ladies first." And then I got raped.

>>13482001
Not this shit again, here comes the 4 more image spam of the same shitty art, with stupid text.

Just stop forcing.

>>13481992
top5

>cocktraice
>lamia
>wurm
>lizradman
>werebat

yeah

>>13482002
Tell her to check her female privilege.

>>13481992
Kikimora
Oomukade
Cyclops
Holstaur
Lizardman

>>13482002
Nod in thanks.

>>13481992
Dragon
Cheshire
Kikimora
Anubis
Jabberwocky

>>13482014
What? I've never done anything like that you bloody wanker.

>>13481598
>This entire post

You just went full dodecahedron retard.

>>13481837
You. You have good thoughts.

>>13482012
She frowns, pushes you to the side, takes the door and holds it open for you again.

>>13481992
Kitsune (wife)
Ryuu
shirohebi
Valkyrie
Dark elf

>>13481615
Alps are garbage the thread would be better off without them.

>>13482027
I suplex her into the depths of the planet, crawl out, take the door, and wait for her to resurface.

>>13482026
Why thank you anon. Some kind of weather control would also be useful for the mood.
>>13482032
Okay...

ASMR!

>>13482032
Agreed.
Alps are pretty stupid and boring concept.
Its a woman that used to be a guy , but it still looks like a faggoty demon with stupid asswings.
I bet this alp shit is the new manticore thing to annoy people in the thread, no one can be so dense to not realize people do not like them , so I am calling all alp posts bait now

>>13482046
>things I don't like are bait
And I will call you an idiot now.

>>13482042
No. Not that. Be reasonable.

>>13482002
Throw a flashbang into the store, then swoop in and clear it as she backs me up.

POLICE ON YOUR KNEES

ON THE GROUND NOW

HANDS UP

Is there anything else in Rusalka story apart from a... men-eating monstergirl as much as I figured so far? Anything that might be interesting for someone not into the former?

Just y/n.

>>13482032
You are garbage the thread would be better off without you.

>>13482048
You are still a faggot. its not just me, quit twisting what people say, it makes you look like the retard you are.

>>13482032
Couldn't agree more

>>13482053
To the extent of my knowledge...lots of EDGE, and also a fair amount of lewd-ass undead fuckery.

>>13482053
You mean the Rusalka story by Penywise? Yes.

>>13482033
After a few moments she manages to crawl out of the depths of the planet. She looks upset, like she was considering returning the favor. Instead, she tries to take the door but ends up breaking it off its hinges. So she attempts to carry you into the store instead, pretending the property damage didn't just happen.

>>13482056
>things a few of us don't like are bait
You're even dumber than I thought.

>>13482054
>>13482048
>>13482042

Look it is the same faggot.

>>13481870
>Razing villages for cake

She's gonna get purged so fucking hard.

>>13482061
I tell her that any attempts to carry me will result in broken limbs.

Instead, I urge her to go on ahead, since there's no more need for me to hold it open.

>>13482065
What does ASMR have to do with the current shitposting topic? That was discussed last night's thread.

>>13482065
Sure, whatever you say.

Yeah, I'll delete it.

Line 45
http://pastebin.com/e1RWvF7f
>House visit

More Lewding Doll. I also added CASE Archives to the end of Paladin to spoil the joke and also for the benefit of people who aren't reading them back to back.

>>13482028
>>13482021
>>13482019
>>13482015
>>13482010
>>13482004
And for those of you I missed, thanks for responding.

Ill ask again next month.
I will have to agree, I don't like alps either .

>>13482080
Oh goodie, gonna have to read this when I get back from my errands.

>>13482083
I'm sorry.

>>13482083
>seasonal waifus
>harems
RRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEE
Go back to /a/

>>13482071
She was about to comply to your urging but then stops herself. She stares for a moment as if thinking about it long and hard. Her pride was too great. She picks you up anyway knowing what will happen.

>>13482002
Tell her her people are a bunch of asshole savages and use another door.

>>13482097
>on MGG
>not writing his own waifu
Plebs, all of you!

>>13482105
B-but I did!

>>13482083
Well look, the guy who asks for top waifus doesn't like Alps. He has spoken, time to put up all Alps.

inb4 someone cries alp defense. It's less about that and more about someone trying to build an identity around themselves, and then stating their opinion on unrelated subjects like it's supposed to be some big thing. It's pseudo-tripfagging.

>>13482053
Undead fuckin. Vampire cuties. Grey paladins, so far.

>>13482101
And then the bitch got stabbed in the brachial artery and never carried any male again.

>>13482102
Later in the day she goes home and writes a greentext story about triggering some sjw at the store.

>>13482101
I escape, break her left arm and pick her up instead.

She cannot win this pride-battle.

>>13482112
Fuck off trannyfucker

I want a big breasted Monster girl to let me use her boobs as pillows

>>13482116
Take it easy, Freedumb-kun.

>>13482119
>SJW

Not tolerating cunts is SJW now? Everything's gone topsy turvy.

Stop pushing your headcanon.

>>13482002
>>13482012
>>13482027
>>13482033
>>13482061
>>13482071
>>13482101
>>13482120
>the most unnecessary battle between two petty individuals ever
It's like they're perfect for each other.

>>13482080
thx bby
more lolioni when?

>>13482128
Wrong guy, unless that has become a catch all term.

Go fuck yourself Amazon, since no one will do it willingly.

>>13482123
It's not about Alps though. It's about trying to build a persona around yourself on an anonymous anime imageboard.

>>13482135
Different anon entirely. You might be the only one pushing your headcanon in the end if you can't accept anyone portraying them as something other than how you view them.

>>13482083
Might as well get a trip as >>13482112 suggested.

>>13482135
But anon

humans are the real asshole savages

>>13482140
Take it easy.

>>13482120
It was merely dislocated but it definitely hurt her a lot. It doesn't seem like permanent damage is going to stop her from trying anyway. She rights it again and this time binds your arms.

>>13482140
You okay?

>>13482155
>>13482120
Who is gonna be the first to teleport behind the other?

>>13482139
Maybe Vampire - Komodo - Loli Oni. Komodo is gonna get her ending.

>>13482046
I'm fine with Alps and Alp discussion but they're little more than "[insert MG here] that used to be a guy"

it's the kind of thing better off as part of a World Guide

>>13482155
I once again escape by headbutting her while she was holding my arms.

Standing here, I realized, that she was just like me...

>>13482163
I was considering it...

>>13482142
Pushing is pushing and I will not apologize. You can't just make threadcanon, it happens naturally and catches on, or it doesn't. If Lego anubi was one guy saying they all do, and people didn't like it he'd be told to fuck off each time. This time has been pushing Amazon chilvary pretty aggressively lately and he should fuck off, the fact that he's been at it for so long and it hadls never stuck should stand as evidence people are not buying his shit.

>>13482170
>it's the kind of thing better off as part of a World Guide
So much this. Just like Cait Sith and cu Sith. Keep em as background elements not their own profile for fuck sake.

>>13482170
Alps are also stutter generators

>>13482173
>Standing here, I realized, that she was just like me

...Motherfucker.

>>13482176
It's a surprise nobody else likes it, even paladineggbutt found a comrade.

Some guy did anubis sandwich last thread
Is it pastebined?

>>13482187
>paladineggbutt
I had a giggle.

>When she bites you during sex
>When she claws you during sex
>When she has a purification fetish

>>13482176
The more you insist they're cunts, etc., etc. the more their fans are going to push back. You're mistaken in thinking it's one guy. It's not some competition. It's just people enjoying a monstergirl they like, that you don't so you feel the need to push it out with dissent or make it into a 'headcanon pushing' thing.

Reminder it exists

>>13482187
I like it more than the compulsive husband beater stuff the posters butthurt over the Amazons' very existence push.

>>13482176
*This guy has been
*and it has never stuck

>>13482173

Was he trying to make history as the world's most stubborn man?

But who’s to judge
The right from wrong...

She pulls out an ancient amazon technique passed down for generations and teleports behind you then makes another grab

>>13482204
Disgusting. I'd fuck a hundred Alps if it meant I could eliminate Cait Siths

>>13482184
Oh yeah? Well here's a pregnant Black Dragon! So there!

>>13482204
I'm perfectly fine with them.

>>13482221
Black Dragons don't stutter when I rub their baby bump.

Alps do stutter when I rub their baby bump.

The winner is obvious here.

>>13482204
Aside from the art their profile is actually pretty good.

The Cat Kingdom sounds like an interesting place if I'm correctly assuming that it would include werecats, nekomatas and cheshire types too.

>>13482214
I summon the power of the edge, and teleport behind her instead.

As I lean over, I whisper into her ear:
"I am my own master now".

>>13482204

I want to rub my face all over her fuzzy belly.

>>13482204
For some reason I can't imagine them not calling their husbands daddy-o thanks to these threads

>>13482200
>Dissent

Amazon's have been this way since /a/, and HE, IS pushing. Yes, others may like Amazon but I know this guy.

>That you don't

You're right. I Don't, but you know who I do like? Lizardsgirls. Am I happy they have been made a laughingstock by threadcanon? Of course not, but nether am I pushing to change it like a cunt, because that's not how things here work. Said it before, say it again, they're pushing and need to fuck off.

>>13482221
Now I'll be imagining this when reading your shit. Good job.

>>13482229
As you cut into her, there's nothing but an after-image as she has stepped to your side, and grabbed your chin. Holding your face close to hers, she whispers
There are no strings on me either
And kisses you.

>>13482214
>>13482229
Just go into the store together.

Bet you don't even remember what you needed at this point.

>>13481732
>You will never sleep on your senpai using her chubby body as a daki
Chubby Older Sisters make the best dakis

>>13482182
At least the Cait Sith's profile made it interesting, if unlikeable.
I'm surprised it was promoted from setting info to its own profile. He's not a big fan of kemono.

>>13482237
It's not like I need to worry about it anymore.

>>13481533
Like this

>>13482204
And? It's still hundred times better than alps
The only bad thing about them is bitchy behavior
ro doujins are delicious

>>13482250
>>>/b/

>>13482250
>A furry is better than a succubus

>>13482248
Slut. Fired on the spot.

>>13482204
kemono lolis are fucking delicious

Would you pretend to be interested in a kikimora you don't actually love just so that she cleans your house for you? Cause I know I would.

>>13482257
Faggot. Kicked off the planet.

>>13482234
It's really not pushing if the people who actually like the monster pick up his headcanon. Really, no one is losing anything by doing so. I don't remember whatever Amazon's threadcanon is being so beloved and popular that it would matter. Only thing holding it back is you in particular who whines everytime someone portrays them positively or even occasionally neutrally sometimes. And who cares about some Lizardgirl thread canon? Why not post something other than the stupid bonnet tipping thing that has run its course?

>>13482239
I take this opportunity and put my arm around her waist, and pull her closer:

"The dance of life, the hunter and the agile prey."

>>13482242
Ootsuka Reika begs to differ.

>>13482267
And thus begins the dance, a tale as old as time.

>>13482262
No because I'm not a shitstain.

>>13482216
I'd fuck a hundred Alps for it's own sake.

>>13482267
And then you both get arrested for all the proper damage by the flustered store clerk.

>>13482265
If she can't control her feminine instincts, then she's no maid of mine.

>>13482262
No. But I would take her in anyway and she would accept eagerly.
Maybe I will fall in love with her over time, but at least I got a maid and she got a master now.

>>13482250
>>>/fur/

>>13482280
I'd fuck an Alp and tell her that I think she's a special girl who is wonderful and deserves only the purest love, as I hold her hand and kiss her passionately, and give her a wonderful night of love, lust, and romance.

Then I'd leave the next morning and not give her my number

>>13482266
I'm not going to keep replying to you, because I can tell you don't care either way and just want to argue. This is a really obnoxious habit, just so you know.

>>13482281
Hey man, all is fair in was and love.
And this is a bit of both.

That being said, I should probably let my laywer do the talking.

>>13481983
Ah, someone actually read that. Neat.

I gotta ask, do you have any other anubis screencaps? I never save them myself, wherever they're written by me or someone else, and now I'm starting to regret it.

>>13482294
>*war

Where are the pictures of Kikimoras and Werewolves dressed as Raiden and Blade wolf while I'm my own master now plays in the distance?

>>13482291
>Not making her fall for you then marrying another girl, even inviting her to the wedding.

Step it up!

>>13482302
In your head.

They will be "extracted" in due time.

>>13482247
Seriously though. Did you really give up writefagging?

>>13482292
You could not be more wrong. You started the argument and will every time you keep insisting someone is this guy from /a/ and you're the one with the obnoxious habit as far as I can tell.

>>13482283
The shortcomings if the servants are the fault of the master, you didn't educate her properly, take responsibility.

>>13482314
>No u

Good job.

Fuck off.

>>13482315
But this stuff should be genetic for Kikis.

>>13482312
Not on purpose. Don't worry about it. The Sun will rise in the morning whether I embarrass myself or not.

>>13482315
I'm sorry that I forgot to put the maid into her place. I'll take responsibility by firing her.

>>13482323
>Not on purpose.
What? I understand even less.

>>13482318
No, really. Do you think I set out to have this conversation with you? Fuckwit.

>>13482280
Alpsluts are weirder than Dragonsluts...

>>13482327
>not loving your maid
The ultimate failure as a master.

>>13482327
Worst master, you don't deserve any kikis. I'll find her a worthy one.

>>13482291
>>13482305

Better not get that one Alp that was a serial killer in it's past life

>>13482330
Just wait until you meet the Matangosluts.

>>13482333
>>13482336
But she's grubby and smelly. I'd rather have a girl that's not bottom class.

>>13482329
Last word kiddie.

>>13482327
>Not psychologically torturing her by sighing and shaking you head in supreme dissapointment before laboriously cleaning it up yourself.

>>13482328
It means I didn't just get up one morning and decide to quit, it means I'm just not getting anything out, or even trying very hard. Relax. Nothing of value was lost. Read the stuff that's even now being pumped out better writers than me.

Alpslut VS Dragonslut when

I mean it's obvious the Dragonsluts would win, but which group would cuddle their slut better

>>13482204
Reminder that there's nothing wrong with that. Hug and heatpat the cat, don't fuck it.
>But anon their profile says you have to fuck them
Profiles say a lot of dumb shit and most the stories people write often ignore stuff from them too.

>>13482342
Words cannot express how much I disdain your plebeian attitude.

>>13482337
I don't have an image that can express how little I care.

>>13482342
That's it. I'm hating you bald.

>>13482350
>I want furries in my home
>>>/b/

>>13482176
I'm one of the guys that suggested it and I don't push anything. I actually don't have much interest in amazons, I find them boring. The whiteknight SJW shtick just suits my interpretation of them.

>>13482342
>I just don't like kikis

Why not say that from the beginning?

>>13482346
That really doesn't make me feel better, since I liked a bunch of your stories. Oh well, I guess it really can't be helped.
I'll still keep waiting though.

>>13481533
She would wake you up the way she would like to wake up herself; with tender headpats and sweet words.

>>13482356

Of course you won't care when your dead

>>13482363
Don't go Hachiko on me anon. Not worth it. I could pull out endings for all of them outta my ass right now if you wanted.

>>13482368
>MG$
>Killing

If I could be killed by an alp I don't deserve to exist anyway.

>>13482371
Some Alps know karate.

>>13482234
You're wrong. I'm the one who made the first whiteknight amazon post in the last thread and I dropped the subject after. I've only ever mentioned it twice. You are being paranoid.

>>13482352
>>13482357
Why should I fuck a maid? There's thousand of them. I hired a maid because I wanted my house to be clean, not because I wanted some lustful bitch molesting me in my sleep. Who knows what else she might do If I let her be?

>>13482362
I do, I'm just joking.

>>13482366
>Headpat
>The Master

That's 4 days of no sex and egg vibes on her nips and clit.

>>13482262
Anon you realize that love has a tendency to build up over time? You'll just fall in love with her. Especially since Kikimora's naturally aid this proces with the pure aura they give off.

Besides, they can read your preferences and will instantly figure out whetever you will or will not like her in the long run.

>>13482248
What's this from?
Google isn't giving me anything since it's a modified image.

>>13482369

>>13482337
haven't you heard? MAMONO MANA removes all negative urges from the corrupted. can't have a person stick out in the Demon Lord's hugbox.

>>13482374
>I hired a maid because I wanted my house to be clean
>not letting her clean you as well...with her tongue

>>13482385
I'M WALKING ON SUNSHINE

>>13482373
>White knight Amazon was my idea

Afraid not, it's been presented before, didn't catch on then either.

>Paranoid

Pathetic.

>>13482385
You bastard

>>13482248
>>13482366
And there goes my heart.

>>13482381
Here's hoping that she doesn't get turned off by the fact that I'm insecure as fuck.

>>13482372
I'll just dick her, that should keep her from killing

>>13482392
There's at least 3-4 of us on board with the idea, so paranoia isn't that far out there when you act like it's one person. You seem to be the only one who cares enough to make a fuss about it. At least now anyway, no idea about the past.

>>13482372
Some men carry guns.

>>13482400
Magical martial arts>guns

>>13482381
Not if I channel powers of that inner-monologuing Kiki's master.

>>13482389
Do you know where that thing has been? She has germs!

>>13482397
>No idea about the past

Then stop talking to me greenhorn.

These fucking newbies talkingn like they know something pisses me off.

>>13482401
Damn, this is twice as true in a weeb setting.

>>13482401
Never in my headcanon.