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Monster girls a shit.

>Killing the previous monstergirl thread with a new monstergirl thread

B-but that's cheating!

Well, that was fast.

Loveliest.

Holy shit that was quick.

>>13471613
Cuddliest.
Cutest.
Smartest.

>>13471608
All's fair in love and war.

>You'll never help your monstergirl waifu who is also an overlord to conquer the known world
Why live

>>13471608
Sometimes you must kill the competition to solidify your victory

Who is the best MG mother?

>>13469954
>Ghoul 2 days in a row
Oh yes, this is good. Man, I really like all three of the characters today. Really amusing interactions this chapter, and dat Dullahan.

Oh, of course the thread archives while I'm skimming the rest of the thread after waking up.

Remember to turn all baphos into adults!

So gentlemen, shall we keep the good times going?

>>13471621
>being a traitor
You're right, you shouldn't live at all.

>>13471621
>You'll never help your monstergirl waifu conquer an overlord to save the known world

Be honest. How would you fare in the MGE setting? As realistic as you can get.

Would you get snatched up before you could meet your Dragon Waifu?

Would you try to give the authorities meta info to ward off monsters?

Would you avoid monsters in general and go deep into human territory?

>>13471619

>That guy's sword broke the Succubutt's chains
>yfw the guy actually freed the Succubutt from her life of slavery

That's pretty cool.

>>13471621
I have no idea why, but being the second in command to a classic villain type seems very appealing to me. Maybe it's the thought of having someone having a lot of trust and respect for me.

>>13471623
None of them god damn it, how many times must I teach you this lesson?

> In order to enable their daughters to find men through their own power and have sex, monster mothers often give their daughters as much freedom as possible and let them make their own decisions. Monster children basically spend their days doing whatever they like, and going wherever they like.

> According to human common sense, it's regarded as abnormal for an adult man to lust after or have sex with a little girl. It's normal for such a man to be faced with fierce criticism. But as far as monsters are concerned, children have the body to charm and copulate with men from their early years, and additionally, there are also races that stay in the form of children even in adulthood, so it's a perfectly normal thing for human men to lust after and have sex with monsters with childish forms. Of course, men who have sex with monsters with childish forms are not criticized whatsoever. On the contrary, monster mothers tell them to thoroughly teach their daughter the taste of pleasure and spirit energy, and raise her to be more lascivious, heightening her devilish nature, and many even look forward to their daughter becoming pregnant while very young and making a grandchild. Also, the organization “sabbath” that recommends sex with very young monsters is considered as something that makes their daughters grow to be more lascivious monsters while they're still very young and cute, so it has an extremely good reputation among mothers.

>>13471631
>traitor
How can I be a traitor when humans and monster will be enslaved equally?

I'm only loyal to my waifu and no one else.

>>13471628
Adult baphos are great.
Now we just need an Adult Witch and an Adult Familiar to complete the package.
I still want to be taught the depravity of Onee-Sans by the Reverse Sabbath.

>>13471634
I'd probably die before I could even see a monster girl.

>>13471634
I'd be in the Order faster than a fat lady at a burger joint.

>>13471628
Nah, I'm good. More power to you though, I guess.

>>13471634
I don't think I'd fare very well. I would definitely try to find my desired waifu, but I would more likely end up snatched by a Ghoul or Zombie or something before I could get to her. I mean, that wouldn't be the end of the world, but I'd still be pretty sad for a while.

>>13471634
I'd join the order to git gud and be able to avoid all the shit monstergirls until I find my waifu's species

Have you gotten shawarma with your waifu lately?

>>13471644
Y-You double traitor.

>>13471634
I would find a village near where my waifu lives and try to get her to love me. It'll probably be hard, but oh well.

>>13471621
>You waifu will never help you conquer the known world and fulfill your dreams of becoming an overlord.

>>13471634
It al depends on your starting point. If you're in a village, your chances of being snatched are low, especially if you're in order territory. You could train until you're good and ready to set out. If you're in the middle of the wilderness with just the clothes on your back, well, that's you.

I'd get snatched if I'm being honest, I have not been good to my body these last few years.

Never smoke.

>>13471634
Join the Order and get an angel or valkyrie waifu

>>13471623
i'd like to believe at first a wurm would be all silly but after becoming a mother shed become very motherly/ clumsy thus she always babying her little one to be smart and don't do silly / stupid things

i really just want a wurm wife.....

>>13471634
I'd join the Order to get trained so I can fend off some monster girls, all the while stocking up on some stuff for shenanigans with other monster girls. I'd also keep a list of "Things I want to do before I alp and lose my penis forever" but I'm not sure I'd even be able to accomplish half of them before that happens.

>>13471634
i would become a wizard and live my life in the forest helping human and MG alike

>>13471662
That's nice too, though I prefer her being in command, but I think I can call you my nigga.

>>13471634

I would join the order so i could train and find my waifu.

>>13471634
I would introduce the Bessemer process, waifu a shortstack dwarf, and go full arms dealer for the human and demihuman nations.
http://i.imgur.com/Wx95qUD.jpg

Ares would fucking hate me.

>>13471666
>that dress
>that sideboob
>those legs
>those straps
>that helm spike

SO lewd.

>Possessive, full dere Hornet girl
>Oni tries to get a piece of Anon
>"WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?! HANDS OF MY MAN, TURBOSLUT!"
>Despite being twice her size, the Oni wants nothing to do with a pissed off Hornet
>"Anon, husband, she didn't hurt you, did she?"

Does your waifu have any shortcomings that you would have to balance out?

I luckily enjoy cooking

>>13471671
>>13471656
>>13471648

That's not a bad plan on paper but what could happen is you're frontline fodder to be snatched up by some random monster in your first conflict. Got to be genre savvy here.

>>13471628
I'd rather an oppai loli Sabbath

>>13471628
do you have more adult baphomets?

>>13471674

>Wizard
>Helping people

unless you mean help the hero in cryptic ways your not being very realistic.

>>13471686
>implying we're not just staying until we're gud, and then see from there

Well yeah, we've figured.

>>13471690
good enough for me

>>13471628
wow that's actually pretty hot.

>>13471634
Probably terrible until I get more in shape. After that I could hurt and be okay after a while, I'm a decent shot with gun, crossbow or bow.

>>13471687
>Oppai Loli
yeah sure that's fine too. I'd rather Lich though.

>>13471679
>Ares would fucking hate me.
I don't see why would that be so.
You're actually arming people so that they can beat the shit out of each other in new, more advanced ways.
Ares might not be much into pointless kills nowadays, but it certainly still likes a good battle.

>>13471667
You would be the one stopping them both from being clumsy most of the time

>>13471684
>Hornet

Kill it.

>>13471667
She would be Toradora mom.

>>13471685
She's got no hands so I would need to help her with anything that requires more dexterity then she could manage with her big wings.

>>13471623
She's the strict one, which means I can be the fun parent.

Goddamn it, I want to cuddle a kitsune!

>>13471602
>sample
Come on now.

>>13471687
My comrade.

>>13471634
Honestly?
Try my luck as an adventurer and either end up in a rape cave or with an adventuring waifu
God help everyone if I find an endless goblet of holstuar milk

>>13471706
>she hits your daughteru pretty hard sometimes
>insists that's how dragons do things

wat do?

>>13471686
Well, it's free and accessible training.

Looking for a mentor/wizard to train you could prove more difficult.

>Awesome
or
>Uncomfortable
or
>Terrifying

Which one, anons?

>>13471657
Never had it before.

>>13471706

>Dragon
>Good parent

dragons are awful terrible parents.

>>13471723
All of them.

>>13471719
No waifu of mine is hitting my kids.

Time to bring the thunder.

>>13471723
Awesome, Fluffy, and Terrifying

>>13471696
Why not both?

>>13471723
About to burn.

>>13471726
For you.

>>13471723
>Seal's off


ABORT ABORT ABORT ABORT ABORT

>>13471719
Protect your daughteru from her mother's spankings, and in return, you ask her to behave, to which she'll definitely comply because you'd the best dad ever who would never hit her, and she would listen to everything you say without complaining because she loves you, and thus you establish a good balance between family members.

>>13471657
Do the Raptors in that story wear CLEVERGIRL instead of COVERGIRL?

>>13471723
Awesome and terrifying. I want to discover my waifu in an abandoned Silent Hill-esque insane asylum for monstergirls.

>>13471725
Neither have I but I hear it's good. There's a place right around the block.

>>13471726
them be fighting words son

>>13471728
Don't make her backhand you as well.

>>13471723
Can headpats contain her lust if she loses her seal?

>>13471742
>fun parent =/= weak parent
You have much to learn.

>>13471719
Simply inform her that we're no gonna do it like that since KC's dragons become submissive pussies to their husband after getting married.

>>13471744
not that ushi.

>>13471738
Thank you for putting that association in my head for the rest of my life.

>>13471744
>touching her affectionately with the seal off

What are you doing

>>13471728
Are you against spankings as punishment?

>>13471744
for a short period of time.....

maybe

>>13471738

The Velocislut definitely does.

>>13471744
Hahahah

HAHAHAHAH

>>13471744
nothing short of liquid nitrogen is going to cool it off without its seal.

>>13471752
Well, I don't associate "hitting" with "spanking".

I suppose if spanking is the worst she does...

>>13471742
>Not being a Papa Wolf to your children.

>>13471742
>Deliberately trying to make the fun parent angry

Dragons who live long enough to be mothers start to think they're invincible, I tell ya.

>>13471744
>He thinks he can tame an Ushi Oni without her seal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lhckuhUxcgA

>>13471763
It's dumb too, she knows I'm a 10 year vet.

Would you risk getting your index finger bitten off by your Hellhound pup by brushing her teeth?

>>13471764
I never said "taming".

>>13471767
Would her mom let you take that risk?

>>13471767
I would risk my whole hand, I mean, I won't feel the pain while I'm having a heart attack

>>13471767
>Implying any pup of mine would bite me.

>>13471767

If she bites my finger off im selling her to the faceless men.

>Honey... dragon children are not human children. It's fine, really. Our daughter needs to be strong. This will make her strong.

>>13471780
>strong
>not stronk
You have failed me for the last time, wife.

>>13471780
Don't lie to me. You're fucking Dragons, you're naturally strong as fuck.

>>13471767
As long as it's not the entire finger I'm fine
I need it for recreational purposes involving her mother

>>13471723
None of the above, annoyance and anger mostly

I mean, how could the exterminator I hired miss a vermin that large?

>>13471634
If I started off at or near a village, I think I would do okay, possible language barriers aside.
Once housing and work was figured out, if they had a different system of writing, that would be the first thing I'd learn. After that, I'd probably try to move to a monster friendly village somewhere, and spend most of my free time at either the bar or village library/archive. From there its just a matter of time til I'm hitched.

>>13471629
>Welcome Master. Please, make yourself at ease. My job here is to milk cocks. You can use me however you like. If it pleases you, you can buy me or any of the girls here an-my mouth? Of course Master.

http://i.imgur.com/v5Kl4xR.jpg

>>13471780
This is my house. And guess who makes the rules in my house?

That's right, ME.

Your walking in the park during a nice sunny afternoon when all of a sudden this fine specimen grabs are ass and squeezes it until you yelp.

How do you react?

>>13471792
I like a good pet as much as anyone, but that's a little to well used for my taste.

>>13471792
Disgusting

>>13471800
Tell her I'm allergic to overgrown lizards.

>>13471800
Ignore and move on.

If she gets dates through nothing but groping she's probably a slut

>>13471744
You realize that's THE "through the floor" ushi-oni, right?

>>13471800

I cast fist

>>13471800
Tell her to do it again.

>>13471800
Walk away and try to contain the torrent of spaghetti flying out of my pockets.

>>13471800
But why would she? I'm off the market.

>>13471800
>[X] Rip off her loincloth and run

OHOHOHOHOHOHO

>>13471800
Give her another pass at it, and ay there's more where that came from.

>>13471780
Bend over my lap and raise that ass. I'm gonna make you stronger now.

>>13471816
That's her fetish.

>>13471792
Little rough, but what the hell.

>>13471830
Absolutely disgusting.

I suppose >>13471813 has the right idea then.

>>13471800
Wink to her

>>13471723
man, this picture makes me so conflicted. I appreciate that it's more than just lineart; the coloring is pretty good, as is the anatomy/proportion; but goddamn those fucking faces

>>13471830
What will she do when it turns out his waifu is a big strong wurm or Oni?

>>13471825
What are the odds that she's gonna get off to this?

>>13471845
More than you think, but less than you hope.

>>13471837
It's a pretty smart idea for her to prey on married men. She knows that if someone married them, they must be a good fuck. It's better then having to sort the good men out from all the losers.

>>13471843
Get the snot beaten out of her.

>>13471832
>>13471803
>>13471801
How's this?

http://imgur.com/hZWgnpP

>>13471849
but mamono mana can turn anyone into a good fuck

>>13471849
>It's a pretty smart idea for her to prey on married men
But anon, that's what human women do.

>>13471800
Get internalized into ER with a severe case of having an ass-cheek ripped straight of my butt and a very ashamed dragon girl unable to stop crying behind me.

>>13471634
Hitch a ride to MG-Egypt, walk into the first likely-looking temple I see and find an unmarried Anubis. Show her the wonders of double entry bookkeeping, get laid, get married.
Easy peasy lemon squeezy

>>13471850
I'm not a fan of public use unless i'm the one being used

>you will never browse MGC's version of 4chan and experience the wonders of cuckposting
>dragons are the equivalent of tyrone and jamal
>onis are the equivalent of chad

>>13471863

"I am a toilet bo--" WHAT

>Meanwhile on /hbg/...

>An Ushi-Oni without her seal coming after you.

Good thing I got my Red Oni waifu to protect me. I'll be safe...right?

>>13471867
Who would be the Moot of MonChan?

What are species you don't particularly care for, but would waifu/get husbando'd by anyways?

>>13471871
It's actually really good
http://exhentai.org/g/503362/4e1309b0c6/

>>13471863
The faceless council looks at you disapprovingly.

...Well, as far as you can tell.

>>13471877
Nobody will be safe.

>>13471850
100 yen for a go? Christ, that might be even less pure. An loli on top of that too.

My pet must be mine and mine alone!

(can someone track down that "purest elf in town" picture?)

>>13471877
God that looks fucking awful.

>>13471876
It's too early in the thread for that repleplay shit.

>>13471879
An Alp

>>13471888
Literally just googled 'purest elf in town'. /tg/ delivered.

>>13471891
roleplay*

>>13471876
>Your husbando cooked you dinner and there are leftovers
>but you are out of wrapping foil
>what do you do?

>>13471881
Muh nigga
http://pastebin.com/iG6UBAep

>>13471881
i'm not the biggest fan to them but maybe a mermaid would be alright

>>13471876
>"You will never minbreak guys and use them as toys"

>>13471897
Keep eating.

>>13471881
Werecats, all Mermaid and Snake types, Elementals. Any OK wives and mothers.

>>13471881
Almost all of them. As long as she's not a matango, beelzebub etc I don't really care about the species that much.

>>13471907
>I want to be kidnapped by my husbando a bs locked up in his love dungeon!

>>13471881
Devilbugs. I think I need to clean my room.

>>13471895
I came here to be lazy and not chew bubblegum
and I'm to lazy go buy gum

>>13471749
Ever since it came to me it's been stuck in my head too.
>>13471757
That's who I meant. Goddamn this is still so stupid.

>>13471876
>tfw he likes legs

>>13471881
A dragon or something bossy.

But wait! They'd probably dump me for a while because I was to sarcastic and annoying for them. Or stubborn.
I'm rather stubborn

>>13471920
That's so stupid it's brilliant.

>>13471876
>"Why are cute scholarly boys the cutest?"
>"Overrated. Paladins are a best."
>"You know what's good? Cucking some loser by raping her husband in front of her. Man, that would be great."
>"No! That's mean!"
>"Shut up you beta alp. Go cry in a corner"
>"Humans a shit, they deserve nothing but misery and torture.MONSTERS FOREVER"
>"Speaking of which, when is Vengeance in Little Humanboy city going to update? I want Jack to win. He's the best boy."

>>13471921

>>13471920
>65 million Years, learn to wear clothes
>400 years top, form human heads and torsos
Jesus, what did those two nukes do?

>>13471932
>Paladins are a best

I imagine monstergirls that are paladinfags also happen to be the biggest fans of mindbreak stuff.

>>13471876
>MMMAaaaaan fuck elves, what do humans even see in them?
>they might as well fuck some human girl

>>13471947
>"I want a turn a devout paladin into my black knight!"

>>13471947

paladins dont mind break paladins are lawful good they would be totally against mind break.

>>13471888
Ah, you're looking for more of a pet, we can oblige. Act now and get the neesan at half price. You wouldn't separate them would you? Can you really say no to that face?

http://i.imgur.com/c1TEEbW.png

>>13471952
>http://i.imgur.com/c1TEEbW.png
Little weird but fuck it, I can roll with this.
8/10 would take on frequent walks

>>13471948
>Elves shitposting
>I am angry
>ANGRY ABOUT PALADINS

>>13471950
i think he means mindbreaking paladins

>>13471932
>I love shotas! They are so portable!
>Please, the older guys are where it's at!
> I want to feed my shota milk till he looks like he has a third leg
>Milk woman to and stay go

>>13471950
I'm talking about monstergirls who like paladins. They want to mindbreak them or do the very lewedest things to them at least. There's a minority that want to properly have a paladin fall in love with them but they get drowned out by all the doujin links and greentexts of paladins getting gangbanged and put in compromising positions.

>>13471941
What Nature Couldn't.

>>13471926
Excuse me, I meant to say
"dump me AFTER a while"

Because I'd be to stubborn to actually be dimmed you know?

>Hey there hubby, why don't you be a good pet and lick the scales on my feet clean, I know you want t-
"Shut the fuck up you ugly, pompous inbred rat I'm trying to play GTA. Find some other cuck's face to stick your moldy cunt into"

I have a very active sex life as you can imagine.

>>13471960
SOLD! A fine purchase.

>>13471972
Would this be the contrary to the setting, ie their equivalent of monstergirls living in monogamous households in modern times?

>>13471876
>New HBE profile when

>>13471990
Hooray, I've finally lost my virginity.

Hey, prostitutes and rape totally counts

>>13471890

I imagine that fight would go down like that Frye vs. Takayama fight.

>>13471998
Should I care?

I'm not talking about the fucking fight, art looks like shit.

>>13472005

Ehh, art's easy enough to put aside right? It's all I had that met the context. I'm just thinking of the situation. An Oni fighting an Ushi-Oni. The concept seemed interesting enough to me to post.

>>13471987
>>Hey there hubby, why don't you be a good pet and lick the scales on my feet clean, I know you want t-
>"Shut the fuck up you ugly, pompous inbred rat I'm trying to play GTA. Find some other cuck's face to stick your moldy cunt into"

Next up, a "golden" from the highlands. Very well behaved and eager to please, Extremely fertile, you can impregnate them and have an army in 5 short years, a bargain. We'll start the bidding at 500 gold pieces.

http://i.imgur.com/FMkDTMZ.jpg

>>13472022
And then she'd cry, and I'd feel bad, and we'd break up and I'd die a virgin.

Or she'd just get mad and we'd spend the rest of our time in contact angrily exchanging stares.

Still, I find it hard to imagine any dom character, ESPECIALLY something that practically kidnaps her husband like a hellhound for example, or one with way to much pride like an elf.

Whatever, MGE isn't written for the story.

Uh oh!
Due to your doting on your monster girl daughteru she now hugs and kisses everyone she meets and wishes them the best!
How do you react

>>13472028
>Extremely fertile
I don't care about an army, I just want to keep her knocked up for endless pregnant sex.

>>13472039
I congratulate myself on my good parenting.

>>13472022
>>13471987

Serves her right im not licking some nasty scaly feet.

>>13472028
>500 gold pieces
I don't know what that is in USD but it's probably expensive

http://pastebin.com/CtL2RM51

IT BEGINS. THE JOURNEY INTO SHIT.

>>13472039
Tell my little girl not to go kissing strangers like that, before pulling her into a hug and kissing her on the cheek.

>>13472040
We'd be happy to take any spares, of which you'd receive 10% of the profits, is this acceptable?

>>13472046
Maybe you could politely turn her down you monster,

>>13472028
Do you accept gems?
I found a ruby the size of my fist in a cave.
How about trade ins?
I've got a couple snow goblins I captured a week ago.
Short and a little chubby but just as strong as your regular goblin

>>13472047
Think RPG gold, a potion is 500g. She's cheap as fuck.

>>13472056
>Trying to trick a man into selling you his daughterus

>>13472058
>the size of my fist

Height and weight please.

>>13472063
5'10" and 175lbs

>>13472061
The gentleman has already expressed his disinterest in offspring and has stated the reason for possible purchase. If you disagree, you are free to make a bid.

>>13472057
See, that's the problem with so many "dom" monsters- they're aggressive and clingy as hell in reality. Ushi onis, manticores, and even hellhounds to some extent literally inject their husbands with addictive poisons to keep control with, and all three of those lock him up in a cage.

>>13472060
See, the problem is that potions can be like, super magical and therefore quite rare.

>>13472066
Denied! Unless >>13472061 cares to make a bid, going once, going twice...

>>13472069
>they're aggressive and clingy as hell in reality
But that's what i like about them, it's not like i have anyone in real life that cares about me nearly as much as they would

>>13472071
I mean, I'll do it but not sure if not-poor enough

>>13471877

>Those two are fighting over you.
>You have a gun with one bullet in it.
>You kill the Oni, you get pelviscerated by TITANIC USHI.
>Kill the Ushi, the Oni will shatter your body with her POWER COITUS.
>You contemplate blowing off your own head but hear a slight giggle behind you.
>MUSCLE WISP is behind you, thrusting the air and licking her lips at you.
>You will not escape the buffness this day.
>You cannot even find the strength to cry.

>>13472047
Assuming the dimensions of our coins match that of a standard US quarter dollar, 500 gold coins would come up to about $298,500.
So yes, she's expensive.

>>13472082
GOOD LORD

I could buy a nice house in the suburbs for that, or nearly all of detroit's crip territory.

>>13472082
>$298,500 for a legal sex slave in this day and age

I'd say that was a bargain

>>13472080

I would pray to the wizard god to come and take me away form this nightmare.

>>13472071
No human heart sized rubies?
Damn, what about if I throw in those goblins as well.
Untouched and prime breeding age.

>>13472079
I see no bid. SOLD! to the gentleman >>13472040 with the pregnant sex fetish. Do remember to send any spares our way if it pleases you.

>>13472080
Not if I shoot myself in the dick again.

>>13472080

MUSCLE WISP!?

You're treading into dangerous territory, Anon. I fear for your safety.

>>13472091
Hayyy, that's not fair, you didn't give me the price
now I'm going to have to break into his house, and then the police will investigate you, and this'll be much more of a mess than it had to be!

>>13472091
>sending your daughters off to be slaves

what the fuck anon

>>13472091
Awwww, oh well.
Guess I'll go see what me and my gems can get elsewhere.
Maybe I should have bid the scroll of summon valkryie

>>13471992
No idea what you're trying to say

>Slavery
Suddenly I feel the need to puke

>>13472091
When are you starting the bid on the larger races like the ogre girl over there?

http://gelbooru.com//images/be/ab/beabf94c12950136a537b38528140e2b.jpeg?1782710

I need a pair of strong girls who can do manual labor, preferably if they know how to throw a punch or handle a club.

>>13471881
Fluffy girls.

>>13471634
This man knows how it's done. >>13471860

>>13472114
It's ok Anon. You can still have your waifu free of chains on herself.

>>13472121
His ship is gonna get raided by pirate monster girls in the middle of the way and he's gonna end up marrying the sea chef Scylla pirate.

>"H-hey, you wanna do it?"
>"You know...do it? IT!? Like, fu-...or make l-l-l...it starts with 'S' and rhymes with 'hex'?"
>"I can't actually do it though...'cause I'm ethereal? B-but I can still sorta do it! Got a girl you like? Point me in the right direction and I can possess her for you!"
>"Or a boy? I won't judge."
>"Or a blow-up doll? An onahole? A sexy piece of furniture?"

>>13472133
Well, I mean, there are worse fates than a Scylla. At least they have that ass.

>>13471881
Slime, Undine, Mermaid, generic felines.

>>13472138
Not into mind control, but I guess I could buy one of those hyper-realistic sex dolls from Japan to use right

>>13472096

Yes, MUSCLE WISP. The buffest NEET to ever die alone!

No one is safe from her undead gains!

>>13472138
Nah, you can just watch me do it by myself.

>>13471626
Glad you enjoyed it. I just wanted to do something silly to absolutely kill any distrust overtones I might have inadvertently written into it.

>>13471634
I'd probably sneak around as best I could until I found a human town and then work until I could afford passage to a nice little human/monster hamlet somewhere. Work until I can afford a house of my own, maybe marry a nice Holstaurus or something and start a family. Live a somewhat normal life.
Odds are higher that I'll just get gangraped by werewolves before I can get to a human town though.

>>13472153
You could have her possess your cum-rag. She gets what she wants, nothing changes for you.

>>13472154
I bet she posts on /fit/

>>13471881
All the slimes, all the aquatic girls except Kraken (she's one of my favorites), all the spider-type, all the plant-type, all the felines.

>>13472138
>Ghost waifu possesses other monster girls to fuck you with
>They're still conscious during the whole thing, just trapped inside themselves and forced to see and experience everything
>Half of them end up pregnant
>End up with a harem despite it not being your intention
>Some of them get off on being possessed and feeling helpless as they watch you ravage their bodies

>>13472114
Good sir, would you rather these monstergirls go without a home and become a nuisance in human lands, being hunted and killed?

>>13472115
I'm sure we can accommodate the gentleman, if you would be so kind as to wait a few minutes.

>>13472098
Price was clearly stated when the lot was presented. >>13472028

Next up, a haughty wolf girl that was terrorizing the neighboring territories. Very strong willed, you will need to be firm with this one, an experienced hand is a plus. We have pondered selling her as is, to give our clients the pleasure of taming her themselves, or for an additional charge or 300 gold pieces to the asking price of 1,200, we can do the heavy lifting for you. Just be sure to specify what kind of behaviors you would like her to learn.

DO I HAVE A BID!?

http://imgur.com/vzxE38Y

>>13472138
Sure thing, Ghosty, sounds like a good time. I like possession. A possessed blowup doll would be real funny, too.

>>13472159
Yeah, makes sense. I didn't really get any vibes like that though. If anything, I figured it would just drive her to be more active in showing her feelings for him.

>>13472138
>"Or a boy? I won't judge."

Can ghosts alp boys?

>>13471966
>Milk Woman

>>13472172
>Price was clearly stated when the lot was presented.
Nigga I don't know what 500 fucking gold means, all I got is USD bitch

>>13472172
1250. Also, do you have any snakey types for sale? A Shirohebi or a Ryu perhaps?

>>13471634
If I'm lucky I'll be plopped down inside wonderland, or near it. Most likely I'll just end up finding a nice mob of large mice to waifu in a monster friendly hamlet, and end up having a huge family that are all half my size.

>>13472182
1251 bitch, fight me.
I'll steal Goldilocks from you to, you better bar your fuckin windows

>>13472181
>all I got is USD bitch
It was converted long before the bidding ended.
>>13472082

>>13472182
>Ryu
I mean, turning catgirls into slaves ok, but someone with divine powers is too much

>>13472187
1300 then. You can have the cat, I didn't want her in the first place.

>>13472188
Well, yeah, but I was hoping I wouldn't have to sell my fuckin house

Back in my day we could buy Mexican sex slaves from the cartel for just 500 bucks

>>13472197
That's right! She's mine! HAW

1301 m8 fight me
Ill buy your fuckin snake too

>>13472165
Dude that's nasty

>>13472133
That's why you take an air-ship run by nothing but married harpies!

>>13472199
Please go

>>13472138
>You'll never be raped by a lewd ghost possessing a hyper-realistic sex doll patterned after your fetishes
>She'll never tell you that she watched you for almost a year to gather all the information she needed to make a perfect body.
>She'll never show you that the face is based on hers by depossessing the head for a moment.
>She'll never maintain the doll so that it's always incredibly tight.
>She'll never use her powers to possess the bedsheets as well to hold you down.
Why.

>>13472204
Nastier than that guy who had mushrooms grow from his cumrag?

>>13472172
>Good sir, would you rather these monstergirls go without a home and become a nuisance in human lands, being hunted and killed?
You know what? I'm going to talk with Druella and ask her to come here, let's see how much do you like it when you guys are the ones being sold into slavery

The twist is that you're both drugged out of your minds and are the ones being auctioned off to a pack of horny christmas cake monstergirls.

>>13472207
No.

>>13472197
>>13472172
I'll one up this guy all day. Might want the training too, but am unsure. I've never domesticated a mg, but I've done dogs, how similar is it? Are rolled up newspapers still just as effective?

>>13472205
It's like you don't even think sky pirates would be a thing.

>>13472217
Is this a bad thing?

>>13472212
And for what reason would Lady Deruella want to stop MGs fro getting fucked, I ask?

>>13472217
Sir, please stop sniffing the kesarans, they're making you loopy.

>>13472225
Yes.

>>13472212
Isn't that a thing monstergirls actually do in MGE? Become slaves to get the D?

>>13472225
Not if you have good taste.

>>13472217
>we're starting off today's auction with a fat smelly neckbeard
>unlike some of the other ones in todays auction, this one isn't a NEET
>he actually has a shitty job where he make minimum wage
>we're starting the bit at 10 bucks, any takers?

>>13472172

>Very strong willed.

1350.

I run a merc company and could use the extra muscle.

>>13472229
For you at least. I'd love to have a CC take me home an violate me.

>>13472229
Faggot

>>13472231
>insert that one post about a guy kidnapping a need and paying for his rent, in exchange the neet has to get gender-swap surgery

>>13472169
>>13472138
Muh fetish.

>>13472228
>And for what reason would Lady Deruella want to stop MGs fro getting fucked, I ask?
Technically she didn't stop them, just reversed the situation

>>13472231
Well, these are Christmas Cakes after all...

>>13472241
What are you implying, uh

>>13472222
When it comes to wolf girls and other greater canines, heavy doses of psychotropic drugs are often required to break them, overdosing will lead to a girl who breathes and fucks, but does little else. Unless, that is what sir desires, we can sell you the dosage required for such a result.

You may also engage her in one on one combat, if you are victorious, she would become totally subservient of her own will, but unless you are in top fighting form, this is not recommended. We cannot guarantee your life if this approach fails.

>>13472247
Just that Christmas Cakes might be Christmas Cakes for a reason. And that's okay.

>tfw red flags are your fetish

>>13472231
>The bid goes to exorbitant prices with a Belzebub, an Akaname and a Kikimora as the lead bidders.

>>13472249
I'll make it 1400. I'm up for a challenge.

>>13472249
>Use of drugs
OH my

time to take boxing lessons I guess

>>13471995
>Yfw it's another fucking dom
>Where is my cute brown sub bishounen, KC

>>13472259
>Devilbugs collectively start pulling ahead

>>13472233
>>13472260

1500.

I want my fighter.

>>13472231
Who would try to take the bishounens? And the bara?

>>13472260
SOLD! We have a private arena you may make use of for this endeavor, but, whatever happens, we cannot interfere, if Sir were to defeat her because of our assistance, she would not recognize him as her master. We wish you luck.

>>13472240
Yeah well, muh wards.

>>13472282
I was outbid at the last second it seems. >>13472279, take her.

>>13472280
Meant for >>13472259

>>13472285
Ill give 1700 bro.


Throw in more if you want

you gotta give warnings if you're gonna stop a bid, you know? Be more professional, please.

>>13471662
I loved that game when I first played it, now I want to go buy it and its sequel on Steam.
They're both shite in all reality, but the nostalgia is hitting me hard, besides, Rose is such a good girl.

So if MGC isn't a containment zone and MGs are all over the planet can you imagine how risky vacations would be?

>Go to Brazil
>Get captured by a Scylla
>She only speaks Portuguese
>Won't let you go

Hey auctioneer-kun, I need a Jinko/large girl to help me with physical labor and house guarding
also emotional support I'm very lonely :(

Any type of girl will do (other than perhaps an oni)

Any In stock?

>>13472296
>>13472280
The Bishounens would be pursued by the big-breasted ara-ara monster girls and the bara by the excitable ones in their teenager years.

>>13472349
I would imagine the bara ones get bought up by the Sabbath, actually. They want a big, strong onii-chan, afterall.

>>13472349
Bara might also get a lot of lolitypes

>>13472330
>Going to Brazil
Well, sounds like you deserve it.

>>13472348
>Stay in your house
>Neighbor Cait Sith won't stop demanding tuna cans everyday.
>Swarm of partying moth girls siege your house everynight.
You can't escape the pussy.

>>13472348
She does not have to be pre-domesticated, but If you could provide me with the proper ammount of drugs (or a full suit of riot gear) I would appreciate it

>>13472330
Be thankful that you got snagged by a Scylla. They have a species of Arachne there that is nightmare fuel incarnate. One bite, and you'll have an erection that'll leaving you screaming in agony until your hips are ground to dust.

>>13472349
No, the Bishounens would be pursued by the Fujoshit MGs.

>>13472330
>Going to one of the most sex fueled countries
Literally asking for it.

>>13472377
See, that's exactly the problem.

>>13472224
I'd thought of it, but I still figured they'd be easier to defend against than a Kraken's Raiding Party.

>>13472280
>Bishounen
Vampire, Wight, Hellhound, Apophis, etc

>Bara
Alice, Baphomet, Lizard, Echidna, etc

>>13472377
Well, he's asking for a Jinko, so I don't think he wants to escape the pussy.

All this talk about Slave Trading...

I just want to be captured, enslaved, and sold off to an Anubis looking for a servant to help out around the house and keep her company.

>>13472115
Thank you for being so patient with us!

The next lot is a trio of Oni from the lands of Zipangu. They are in fact very able warriors, but due to the diminishing number of their kind, largely caused by the wars for territory between oni and ogres in that land, they are a bit pricier than previous entries.

The red one is a lighting fast warrior, an expert assassin and saboteur. She is also able to cast basic fire spells, mostly for distraction, but it aids greatly a what she does. Due to her life in the shadows and following orders without question, she is very subservient, and is quite the masochist.

The tan one was commander for the armies of the north. She is a bit older than her compatriots, and as such, has a bit of a motherly streak. Due to the loss of her right eye and previous history, we feel she would better serve as an instructor, though that is not to say she is not capable f handling herself, we are merely considering what sir has asked of us.

The blue one, is a bruiser, pure and simple. If you need someone hit so hard yet so skillfully the skeleton inside them will fly out of their bodies quite intact, this is your girl. Due to her fighting style and batlefield experience, she has...a bit of a sadistic streak, so please keep her occupied.

Asking price for each is 2,000 gold pieces for a total of 6,000. You may buy separately.

http://imgur.com/KCZsQ1K,E7UijBP,lbG8IDU#0

BIDDING START!

>>13472372
>Go to France
>Snatched up by a Medusa
>Can't speak French

Same problem anywhere you go.

>Go to Sweden
>Taken by a Troll
>Everyone speaks English anyway

Okay, almost anywhere.

>>13472399
>>13472392
No, I was replying with >>13472377 to >>13472330.
I swear It's 4Chan who keeps fucking up my links. Somehow.

>>13472348
>>13472404

>>13472406
They speak Arabic in Sweden.

I just want to live alone, maybe make some monster girl friends but I'd still rather come home to an empty home.

Is that so wrong?

>>13472404
7331 for the lot.

>>13472404
Im not fond of onis, to frequently drunk.

If you get dire wolves, jinkos, dragons, hellhounds, amazons ext, hit me up

>>13472406
>Go to Argentina
>Yeti speaks street thug

>>13472417
Become the town bicycle

>>13472426
But Argentina is white.

>>13472404
8000 for the three.

>>13472285

Very gracious of you, Sir.

If you ever need anything killed, call us. We'll be happy to give you a freebie.

-----

>Toss her the keys for her irons.
>"Take those off, they can't be comfortable."
>A few metallic clangs off the floor and she's free.
>"So, you got a name, Kid?"
>No response, just an unblinking, murderous death-stare.
>"Alright then, let's just go."
>Turn to leave.
>Almost immediately hear her screaming bum-rush.
>Exhale, getting a little annoyed.
>"Fine, we'll do it your way."
>Grab her arm and use her own momentum to throw over shoulder and ass-first onto the ground.
>Her head's still spinning when her brain finally processes what just happened. And that there's a big damned knife at her throat.
>"I like your spirit, Kid, but... you clearly have no idea what you're doing, do you?"
>She meets the question with dumb-founded silence.
>Smile a bit, heave her to her feet.
>"Don't worry, we have lots of time to work on that."

>>13472404
2 Chickens, a set of tin silverware, and a bag of peppercorns.

>>13472432
>Argentina
>white

The only /int/ joke I like.

>>13472425
>Dragons
>Amazons
>Hellhounds

>Slaves
Triggered.

>>13472441
9001 for all of them.

>>13472445
Fuck you man this unprofessional auction guy fucked me out of my win

>>13472445
>"Heh, nuthin personnel kid.

>>13472457

SOLD! TO THE MEMER. Does sir care to get acquainted with his purchases? We have rooms available for such endeavors, free of charge of course.

>>13472456
They're not the groveling house slaves. They're the big strong work horse types.

Only two more lots left, prepare your pockets.

>>13472466
Eh why not. Let's go.

>>13472447
This is an auction house, not a bartering post.

>>13472423
>>13472441
Terribly sorry, you were both outbid, but do not be discouraged, this next lot is sure to please.

>>13472488
Two chickens, a set of tin silverware, a bag of peppercorns and a firm handshake.

>>13472492
It's flatware ya rube. It's only silverware if it's silver.

>>13472498
It was worth a try! A lot of people don't know that.

>>13472488
It better be. I was willing to go to 10,000 for those three.

>You will never be breastfed by a Holstaurus

>>13472475
Cmoooon, jinko or equivalent!

I need that labor help yo!

>>13472508
>tfw no chocolate holstaurus waifu with chocolate milk

>>13472349
>>13472366
Damn. Being bara and liking motherly onee-sans is suffering. Can I feed my goat-loli one of those wonderland cakes at least?

>>13472515
what about strawberry flavor

>>13472516
Only if you go get one yourself. Naked.

>>13472508
>>13472515
>>13472523
Got you covered. I want a Holstaur of every flavor.

>>13472526
I'll be fine. I'm level 99 muscle wizard.

>>13472516
I hate being a bara. Having so much fucking body hair is simply disgusting, and I already hate myself as is.

I don't mind being a big guy, though.

>>13472528
here's the menu

>>13472535
I'll have everything.

>>13472533
>>13472516
Well these are monsters so their perception and size are a lot different from humans. I'm sure somewhere out there are monstergirls who see baras and all men as bishies or shotas. There might be a dragon onee-san who's a big girl for you

>>13472544
If you had to pick one to breastfeed from for the rest of your life which one would you pick?

>>13472548
MGE Holstaur forever and always.

>>13472533
I only mind it when nothing fucking fits. Every coat and shirt I find in my size is way too big at the waist because they're all made for fat people.

>>13472552
Oh god, I know how that feels. All big clothes are made for fat short people.

>>13472548
Rotte no Omocha holst is best hands down

>>13472548
Torn between MGE and Milk Party.

Have to admit the last shot in the latter makes me hnngg every time. Her nuzzling the guy with her ankle....

>>13472558
But she isn't a holst, she's a dairy fairy.

Why are frog girls so underrated?

>>13472564
Heaven.jpg

>>13472445

>You will never train and go on mercenary adventures with a stubborn, strong willed wolf-girl.
>You will never spend years bagging assholes and spilling blood in the name of the almighty dollar together.
>You will never invite her over for beers one night after a good string of jobs.
>You will never find her passed out on the couch in the morning, drooling a little on the cushions with her arms and tail wrapped around your young son, who grew up calling her his aunt and damn-near idolized her.
>The sight will never warm your old, battle-hardened heart.

>>13472535
>>13472548
2 and 4 are my favorites and I don't even know what they're from.

>>13472535

Dead centre.

That's some fashion-sense I can get behind.

>You will never be a burly fighter and be hit on by various warrior MGs. Occasionally broing it up with them, drinking and arm-wrestling.
>You will never be a ranger and have a beast girl companion who's loyal to you as you live in the wilderness.
>You will never be a monk and have a Monster Girl rival who you keep uncannily bumping into and fighting with her.
>You will never be a cleric with an adorable Angel sidekick who talks about love and friendship, transforming into a chuuni, overpowered Archangel form when you're in trouble.
>You will never be a warlock and summon demonic MGs for a booty call. Making Imps and Succubi wear skimpy clothing and performing unmentionable sex acts.
>You will never be a rogue and seduce powerful MGs, make love to them, then steal their valuables when they're asleep, leaving a trail of broken hearts and yanderes.
>You will never be a dark knight and have hundreds of requests from various evil mayadere MGs to be their dark champion.
>You will never be a druid and have Wood Elves, Dryads and any other nature-friendly MGs completely wet for you.
>You will never be a wizard and be a dick to everyone.

>>13472590
>you will never be a brawler and beat the shit out of everyone.

>>13472593
ayyyyy

>>13472535
>You'll never be hired by a Holstaurus farmer as a farmhand only to be tossed into a room with her daughterus and given a potion that makes your bones as tough as steel.
>You'll never wake up the next morning drained yet satisfied in a soft holstaurus cuddlepile
>You'll never take responsibility for impregnating all of them
Wow I'm sad.

>>13472590
>Rogue

I want to get captured eventually to see the consequences and aftermath. I'm morbidly curious like that.

>>13472601
Sir, this is a Christian Imageboard.

Ghosts are the best form of undead.

>>13472607
That got resolved faster than most visual novels.

Saves me having to go through each Holst's route I guess.

>>13472614
Ghosts a shit.

>>13472607
>>You'll never be hired by a Holstaurus farmer as a farmhand only to be tossed into a room with her daughterus and given a potion that makes your bones as tough as steel.
>You will never have your flesh fucked into oblivion, leaving behind a clean, shiny skeleton to be sold to bikers to make their rides metal-as-fuck.

>Some people actually consider ghosts to be monster girls

>>13472614
I disagree on them being the best, but they are real good.

>>13472607
Fuck you man. Fuck you.
>>13472617
Don't got time to play around when there's crops to harvest.

>>13472590
I'd be the fighter, dark knight, cleric, or wizard.

>>13472614
They're not better than Vampires, not by far.

>>13472614
I don't normally like them, but that specific one is really good

>>13472630
Youkai = monster girl

>>13472640
Ghosts are literally human spirits that are waiting to go to the realm of death. There is nothing "monster girl" about them.

Just because they can float around or have some powers doesn't make them Monster girls. Should we consider every fucking female manga/anime character with supernatural powers to be Monster girls sa well?

>>13472611
>"Hello Husband... What? Aren't you happy to see me again?~"
>"The 'other girls' want to have their time with you too. They seem to have it in their heads that you're their husband too."
>"That's not true is it?... You wouldn't cheat on me would you?"

>>13472651

No, they're only considered monster girls if they exist because they want a mans dick and are haunting him.

>>13472651
>Should we consider every fucking female manga/anime character with supernatural powers to be Monster girls sa well?
I second this notion.

>>13472475
>>13472488
Immm still waiting on my labor helper, dear sir
I have a driveway to dig, don't you know?

>>13472651
You could use this argument against many other monster girl, really.

>>13472660
How do tit armor scales even work?
Are they fused with the breast? It it like some sort of natural, solid bra where the tit can rest on? Does it has nipples underneath?

>>13472652
>"Yes."

>>13472676
I mean, MGs are by definition illogical

If they were ever to work, they would probably come out from one of the ribs, or around the collarbone, cover the breast, and maybe retreat back for sexytime.

Or, alternatively, the breast could be made out of something very thick and leathery that only expands once the girl gets pregnant.

Im afraid your question has no answer because monster girls ain't normal yo

>>13472652
>If I say yes would you kill me?

This next lot, we have, not one, not two, not here, but six! Count them! SIX, DRAGON PRINCESSES! All fallen nobility. Now 'm sure you're concerned about the thick-headedness and willfulness of dragons, but these have been thoroughly trained under the constant attentions of our magically manipulated tentacle plants. They have their bodies stimulated, until it has become an erogenous zone. The merest touch is enough to send one into fits of pleasure, yet, their virginities remain intact. Their desire to breed is vey strong due to our training, why, look at that one, raising her leg and inviting someone to impregnate her.

Sir, if you try to dick without buying we'll have to cut you in ways that will make you useless as a man.

Right, terribly sorry.

The first is an earth dragon. Her kind are very hardy, with near limitless stamina, she can handle he harshest of tasks no problem, she is also very young, by dragon standards, and as such very docile. Juts give her some headpats after a job well done an you'll have her eating out of the palm of your hand.

The second one, is a rarity indeed. An undead dragon. As you now, those that die of loneliness, can in some cases, come back. She doesn't speak much, and is not very ware of her surroundings, but you can easily see to that with some Spirit Energy.

The third girl on the lot, a dragon from the forest covered lands to the west. Unusual for dragons, her kind have a very high chance of being impregnated on the very first try. I know right? Her kind do need open spaces to thrive, as they get depressed in confined spaces, so keep this in mind.

The fourth one, well, I'm afraid, we goofed. Her instinct to reproduce ha been kicked into overdrive, making her be in heat year round. Unless you plan to dedicate yourself to training a very active sex toy, I suggest you skip this one.

(Cont)

>>13472651
Depends of the type of the ghost. If we're talking about girls that are in coma and somehow are able to go back, then no, they are not monster girls.

If the ghost is born as a ghost then it's a monster girl

>>13472676
They don't, that's just something artists do to cover them without clothes.

>>13472676

Same way a Wurm's or Dragon's does. They can fuse back into the underlying skin at will.

Would you a Wilt-Leaf Liege? I would

Just watched Redline
>Tfw you'll never go on a souped up wacky races with you're dark matter waifu
>You'll never hug the girl in the cock pit as on the last stretch you take a condensed pill of all the demonic energy you spent pouring into her, and toss it into the engines
>Your ride will never explode with sheer force, and blast off like a rocket, her curled up against your chest, squeezing her eyes shut tight as your own burn with pride and glory, a hand on the wheel, the other on her tight, round ass, clad in a tight leather bodysuit.
>You'll never utterly demolish that finish-line, and she'll never straddle you as the trumpets blare, and demolish your pelvis in a congratulatory fuck.
Shiet.

>>13472690
I will buy the undead and earth off you right now

But first, I have to shit. Also, what do they look like?

>>13472718
Wacky Races? With Dick Dastardly and his sidekick Smutley?

>>13472724
Naw, it's the lilim Pussy Petty and her sidekick hellhound Slutly.