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Good versus evil? You're getting laid either way.

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>> No.13471607

Monster girls a shit.

>> No.13471608

>Killing the previous monstergirl thread with a new monstergirl thread

B-but that's cheating!

>> No.13471611

Well, that was fast.

>> No.13471613
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13471613

Loveliest.

>> No.13471615 [DELETED] 

Holy shit that was quick.

>> No.13471618

>>13471613
Cuddliest.
Cutest.
Smartest.

>> No.13471619
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>>13471608
All's fair in love and war.

>> No.13471621
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13471621

>You'll never help your monstergirl waifu who is also an overlord to conquer the known world
Why live

>> No.13471622

>>13471608
Sometimes you must kill the competition to solidify your victory

>> No.13471623
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13471623

Who is the best MG mother?

>> No.13471626

>>13469954
>Ghoul 2 days in a row
Oh yes, this is good. Man, I really like all three of the characters today. Really amusing interactions this chapter, and dat Dullahan.

Oh, of course the thread archives while I'm skimming the rest of the thread after waking up.

>> No.13471628
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13471628

Remember to turn all baphos into adults!

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13471629

So gentlemen, shall we keep the good times going?

>> No.13471631

>>13471621
>being a traitor
You're right, you shouldn't live at all.

>> No.13471632

>>13471621
>You'll never help your monstergirl waifu conquer an overlord to save the known world

>> No.13471634

Be honest. How would you fare in the MGE setting? As realistic as you can get.

Would you get snatched up before you could meet your Dragon Waifu?

Would you try to give the authorities meta info to ward off monsters?

Would you avoid monsters in general and go deep into human territory?

>> No.13471635

>>13471619

>That guy's sword broke the Succubutt's chains
>yfw the guy actually freed the Succubutt from her life of slavery

That's pretty cool.

>> No.13471639

>>13471621
I have no idea why, but being the second in command to a classic villain type seems very appealing to me. Maybe it's the thought of having someone having a lot of trust and respect for me.

>> No.13471642 [DELETED] 

>>13471623
None of them god damn it, how many times must I teach you this lesson?

> In order to enable their daughters to find men through their own power and have sex, monster mothers often give their daughters as much freedom as possible and let them make their own decisions. Monster children basically spend their days doing whatever they like, and going wherever they like.

> According to human common sense, it's regarded as abnormal for an adult man to lust after or have sex with a little girl. It's normal for such a man to be faced with fierce criticism. But as far as monsters are concerned, children have the body to charm and copulate with men from their early years, and additionally, there are also races that stay in the form of children even in adulthood, so it's a perfectly normal thing for human men to lust after and have sex with monsters with childish forms. Of course, men who have sex with monsters with childish forms are not criticized whatsoever. On the contrary, monster mothers tell them to thoroughly teach their daughter the taste of pleasure and spirit energy, and raise her to be more lascivious, heightening her devilish nature, and many even look forward to their daughter becoming pregnant while very young and making a grandchild. Also, the organization “sabbath” that recommends sex with very young monsters is considered as something that makes their daughters grow to be more lascivious monsters while they're still very young and cute, so it has an extremely good reputation among mothers.

>> No.13471644
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>>13471631
>traitor
How can I be a traitor when humans and monster will be enslaved equally?

I'm only loyal to my waifu and no one else.

>> No.13471645

>>13471628
Adult baphos are great.
Now we just need an Adult Witch and an Adult Familiar to complete the package.
I still want to be taught the depravity of Onee-Sans by the Reverse Sabbath.

>> No.13471646

>>13471634
I'd probably die before I could even see a monster girl.

>> No.13471648

>>13471634
I'd be in the Order faster than a fat lady at a burger joint.

>> No.13471654

>>13471628
Nah, I'm good. More power to you though, I guess.

>>13471634
I don't think I'd fare very well. I would definitely try to find my desired waifu, but I would more likely end up snatched by a Ghoul or Zombie or something before I could get to her. I mean, that wouldn't be the end of the world, but I'd still be pretty sad for a while.

>> No.13471656

>>13471634
I'd join the order to git gud and be able to avoid all the shit monstergirls until I find my waifu's species

>> No.13471657
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13471657

Have you gotten shawarma with your waifu lately?

>> No.13471658

>>13471644
Y-You double traitor.

>> No.13471660

>>13471634
I would find a village near where my waifu lives and try to get her to love me. It'll probably be hard, but oh well.

>> No.13471662
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>>13471621
>You waifu will never help you conquer the known world and fulfill your dreams of becoming an overlord.

>> No.13471663 [DELETED] 

>>13471634
It al depends on your starting point. If you're in a village, your chances of being snatched are low, especially if you're in order territory. You could train until you're good and ready to set out. If you're in the middle of the wilderness with just the clothes on your back, well, that's you.

I'd get snatched if I'm being honest, I have not been good to my body these last few years.

Never smoke.

>> No.13471666
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>>13471634
Join the Order and get an angel or valkyrie waifu

>> No.13471667
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>>13471623
i'd like to believe at first a wurm would be all silly but after becoming a mother shed become very motherly/ clumsy thus she always babying her little one to be smart and don't do silly / stupid things

i really just want a wurm wife.....

>> No.13471671

>>13471634
I'd join the Order to get trained so I can fend off some monster girls, all the while stocking up on some stuff for shenanigans with other monster girls. I'd also keep a list of "Things I want to do before I alp and lose my penis forever" but I'm not sure I'd even be able to accomplish half of them before that happens.

>> No.13471674

>>13471634
i would become a wizard and live my life in the forest helping human and MG alike

>> No.13471676

>>13471662
That's nice too, though I prefer her being in command, but I think I can call you my nigga.

>> No.13471677

>>13471634

I would join the order so i could train and find my waifu.

>> No.13471679

>>13471634
I would introduce the Bessemer process, waifu a shortstack dwarf, and go full arms dealer for the human and demihuman nations.
http://i.imgur.com/Wx95qUD.jpg

Ares would fucking hate me.

>> No.13471682 [DELETED] 

>>13471666
>that dress
>that sideboob
>those legs
>those straps
>that helm spike

SO lewd.

>> No.13471684

>Possessive, full dere Hornet girl
>Oni tries to get a piece of Anon
>"WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?! HANDS OF MY MAN, TURBOSLUT!"
>Despite being twice her size, the Oni wants nothing to do with a pissed off Hornet
>"Anon, husband, she didn't hurt you, did she?"

>> No.13471685
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13471685

Does your waifu have any shortcomings that you would have to balance out?

I luckily enjoy cooking

>> No.13471686

>>13471671
>>13471656
>>13471648

That's not a bad plan on paper but what could happen is you're frontline fodder to be snatched up by some random monster in your first conflict. Got to be genre savvy here.

>> No.13471687

>>13471628
I'd rather an oppai loli Sabbath

>> No.13471688

>>13471628
do you have more adult baphomets?

>> No.13471690

>>13471674

>Wizard
>Helping people

unless you mean help the hero in cryptic ways your not being very realistic.

>> No.13471691

>>13471686
>implying we're not just staying until we're gud, and then see from there

Well yeah, we've figured.

>> No.13471692

>>13471690
good enough for me

>> No.13471694

>>13471628
wow that's actually pretty hot.

>>13471634
Probably terrible until I get more in shape. After that I could hurt and be okay after a while, I'm a decent shot with gun, crossbow or bow.

>> No.13471696

>>13471687
>Oppai Loli
yeah sure that's fine too. I'd rather Lich though.

>> No.13471697

>>13471679
>Ares would fucking hate me.
I don't see why would that be so.
You're actually arming people so that they can beat the shit out of each other in new, more advanced ways.
Ares might not be much into pointless kills nowadays, but it certainly still likes a good battle.

>> No.13471698

>>13471667
You would be the one stopping them both from being clumsy most of the time

>> No.13471699

>>13471684
>Hornet

Kill it.

>> No.13471700

>>13471667
She would be Toradora mom.

>> No.13471702

>>13471685
She's got no hands so I would need to help her with anything that requires more dexterity then she could manage with her big wings.

>> No.13471706
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>>13471623
She's the strict one, which means I can be the fun parent.

>> No.13471715

Goddamn it, I want to cuddle a kitsune!

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>>13471602
>sample
Come on now.

>> No.13471717

>>13471687
My comrade.

>>13471634
Honestly?
Try my luck as an adventurer and either end up in a rape cave or with an adventuring waifu
God help everyone if I find an endless goblet of holstuar milk

>> No.13471719

>>13471706
>she hits your daughteru pretty hard sometimes
>insists that's how dragons do things

wat do?

>> No.13471720

>>13471686
Well, it's free and accessible training.

Looking for a mentor/wizard to train you could prove more difficult.

>> No.13471723
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13471723

>Awesome
or
>Uncomfortable
or
>Terrifying

Which one, anons?

>> No.13471725 [DELETED] 

>>13471657
Never had it before.

>> No.13471726

>>13471706

>Dragon
>Good parent

dragons are awful terrible parents.

>> No.13471727

>>13471723
All of them.

>> No.13471728

>>13471719
No waifu of mine is hitting my kids.

Time to bring the thunder.

>> No.13471729

>>13471723
Awesome, Fluffy, and Terrifying

>> No.13471731

>>13471696
Why not both?

>> No.13471733 [DELETED] 

>>13471723
About to burn.

>> No.13471734

>>13471726
For you.

>> No.13471735

>>13471723
>Seal's off


ABORT ABORT ABORT ABORT ABORT

>> No.13471736

>>13471719
Protect your daughteru from her mother's spankings, and in return, you ask her to behave, to which she'll definitely comply because you'd the best dad ever who would never hit her, and she would listen to everything you say without complaining because she loves you, and thus you establish a good balance between family members.

>> No.13471738

>>13471657
Do the Raptors in that story wear CLEVERGIRL instead of COVERGIRL?

>> No.13471739 [DELETED] 

>>13471723
Awesome and terrifying. I want to discover my waifu in an abandoned Silent Hill-esque insane asylum for monstergirls.

>> No.13471740

>>13471725
Neither have I but I hear it's good. There's a place right around the block.

>> No.13471741
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>>13471726
them be fighting words son

>> No.13471742

>>13471728
Don't make her backhand you as well.

>> No.13471744

>>13471723
Can headpats contain her lust if she loses her seal?

>> No.13471745

>>13471742
>fun parent =/= weak parent
You have much to learn.

>> No.13471747

>>13471719
Simply inform her that we're no gonna do it like that since KC's dragons become submissive pussies to their husband after getting married.

>> No.13471748

>>13471744
not that ushi.

>> No.13471749

>>13471738
Thank you for putting that association in my head for the rest of my life.

>> No.13471751

>>13471744
>touching her affectionately with the seal off

What are you doing

>> No.13471752 [DELETED] 

>>13471728
Are you against spankings as punishment?

>> No.13471754

>>13471744
for a short period of time.....

maybe

>> No.13471757

>>13471738

The Velocislut definitely does.

>> No.13471758

>>13471744
Hahahah

HAHAHAHAH

>> No.13471760

>>13471744
nothing short of liquid nitrogen is going to cool it off without its seal.

>> No.13471761

>>13471752
Well, I don't associate "hitting" with "spanking".

I suppose if spanking is the worst she does...

>> No.13471762

>>13471742
>Not being a Papa Wolf to your children.

>> No.13471763

>>13471742
>Deliberately trying to make the fun parent angry

Dragons who live long enough to be mothers start to think they're invincible, I tell ya.

>> No.13471764

>>13471744
>He thinks he can tame an Ushi Oni without her seal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lhckuhUxcgA

>> No.13471765

>>13471763
It's dumb too, she knows I'm a 10 year vet.

>> No.13471767

Would you risk getting your index finger bitten off by your Hellhound pup by brushing her teeth?

>> No.13471769

>>13471764
I never said "taming".

>> No.13471772

>>13471767
Would her mom let you take that risk?

>> No.13471773

>>13471767
I would risk my whole hand, I mean, I won't feel the pain while I'm having a heart attack

>> No.13471776

>>13471767
>Implying any pup of mine would bite me.

>> No.13471778

>>13471767

If she bites my finger off im selling her to the faceless men.

>> No.13471780
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13471780

>Honey... dragon children are not human children. It's fine, really. Our daughter needs to be strong. This will make her strong.

>> No.13471785

>>13471780
>strong
>not stronk
You have failed me for the last time, wife.

>> No.13471786

>>13471780
Don't lie to me. You're fucking Dragons, you're naturally strong as fuck.

>> No.13471787

>>13471767
As long as it's not the entire finger I'm fine
I need it for recreational purposes involving her mother

>> No.13471788

>>13471723
None of the above, annoyance and anger mostly

I mean, how could the exterminator I hired miss a vermin that large?

>> No.13471789

>>13471634
If I started off at or near a village, I think I would do okay, possible language barriers aside.
Once housing and work was figured out, if they had a different system of writing, that would be the first thing I'd learn. After that, I'd probably try to move to a monster friendly village somewhere, and spend most of my free time at either the bar or village library/archive. From there its just a matter of time til I'm hitched.

>> No.13471792

>>13471629
>Welcome Master. Please, make yourself at ease. My job here is to milk cocks. You can use me however you like. If it pleases you, you can buy me or any of the girls here an-my mouth? Of course Master.

http://i.imgur.com/v5Kl4xR.jpg

>> No.13471793

>>13471780
This is my house. And guess who makes the rules in my house?

That's right, ME.

>> No.13471800
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Your walking in the park during a nice sunny afternoon when all of a sudden this fine specimen grabs are ass and squeezes it until you yelp.

How do you react?

>> No.13471801

>>13471792
I like a good pet as much as anyone, but that's a little to well used for my taste.

>> No.13471803

>>13471792
Disgusting

>> No.13471806

>>13471800
Tell her I'm allergic to overgrown lizards.

>> No.13471808

>>13471800
Ignore and move on.

If she gets dates through nothing but groping she's probably a slut

>> No.13471810

>>13471744
You realize that's THE "through the floor" ushi-oni, right?

>> No.13471813

>>13471800

I cast fist

>> No.13471814

>>13471800
Tell her to do it again.

>> No.13471815

>>13471800
Walk away and try to contain the torrent of spaghetti flying out of my pockets.

>> No.13471816

>>13471800
But why would she? I'm off the market.

>> No.13471818

>>13471800
>[X] Rip off her loincloth and run

OHOHOHOHOHOHO

>> No.13471820

>>13471800
Give her another pass at it, and ay there's more where that came from.

>> No.13471825
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>>13471780
Bend over my lap and raise that ass. I'm gonna make you stronger now.

>> No.13471830

>>13471816
That's her fetish.

>> No.13471832 [DELETED] 

>>13471792
Little rough, but what the hell.

>> No.13471837

>>13471830
Absolutely disgusting.

I suppose >>13471813 has the right idea then.

>> No.13471839

>>13471800
Wink to her

>> No.13471842

>>13471723
man, this picture makes me so conflicted. I appreciate that it's more than just lineart; the coloring is pretty good, as is the anatomy/proportion; but goddamn those fucking faces

>> No.13471843

>>13471830
What will she do when it turns out his waifu is a big strong wurm or Oni?

>> No.13471845

>>13471825
What are the odds that she's gonna get off to this?

>> No.13471846

>>13471845
More than you think, but less than you hope.

>> No.13471849

>>13471837
It's a pretty smart idea for her to prey on married men. She knows that if someone married them, they must be a good fuck. It's better then having to sort the good men out from all the losers.

>>13471843
Get the snot beaten out of her.

>> No.13471850

>>13471832
>>13471803
>>13471801
How's this?

http://imgur.com/hZWgnpP

>> No.13471852

>>13471849
but mamono mana can turn anyone into a good fuck

>> No.13471854

>>13471849
>It's a pretty smart idea for her to prey on married men
But anon, that's what human women do.

>> No.13471855

>>13471800
Get internalized into ER with a severe case of having an ass-cheek ripped straight of my butt and a very ashamed dragon girl unable to stop crying behind me.

>> No.13471860

>>13471634
Hitch a ride to MG-Egypt, walk into the first likely-looking temple I see and find an unmarried Anubis. Show her the wonders of double entry bookkeeping, get laid, get married.
Easy peasy lemon squeezy

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>>13471850
I'm not a fan of public use unless i'm the one being used

>> No.13471867

>you will never browse MGC's version of 4chan and experience the wonders of cuckposting
>dragons are the equivalent of tyrone and jamal
>onis are the equivalent of chad

>> No.13471871

>>13471863

"I am a toilet bo--" WHAT

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>Meanwhile on /hbg/...

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>An Ushi-Oni without her seal coming after you.

Good thing I got my Red Oni waifu to protect me. I'll be safe...right?

>> No.13471879

>>13471867
Who would be the Moot of MonChan?

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What are species you don't particularly care for, but would waifu/get husbando'd by anyways?

>> No.13471882

>>13471871
It's actually really good
http://exhentai.org/g/503362/4e1309b0c6/

>> No.13471885

>>13471863
The faceless council looks at you disapprovingly.

...Well, as far as you can tell.

>> No.13471886

>>13471877
Nobody will be safe.

>> No.13471888
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>>13471850
100 yen for a go? Christ, that might be even less pure. An loli on top of that too.

My pet must be mine and mine alone!

(can someone track down that "purest elf in town" picture?)

>> No.13471890

>>13471877
God that looks fucking awful.

>> No.13471891 [DELETED] 

>>13471876
It's too early in the thread for that repleplay shit.

>> No.13471894

>>13471879
An Alp

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>>13471888
Literally just googled 'purest elf in town'. /tg/ delivered.

>> No.13471896 [DELETED] 

>>13471891
roleplay*

>> No.13471897

>>13471876
>Your husbando cooked you dinner and there are leftovers
>but you are out of wrapping foil
>what do you do?

>> No.13471900

>>13471881
Muh nigga
http://pastebin.com/iG6UBAep

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>>13471881
i'm not the biggest fan to them but maybe a mermaid would be alright

>> No.13471907

>>13471876
>"You will never minbreak guys and use them as toys"

>> No.13471908

>>13471897
Keep eating.

>> No.13471912

>>13471881
Werecats, all Mermaid and Snake types, Elementals. Any OK wives and mothers.

>> No.13471913

>>13471881
Almost all of them. As long as she's not a matango, beelzebub etc I don't really care about the species that much.

>> No.13471914

>>13471907
>I want to be kidnapped by my husbando a bs locked up in his love dungeon!

>> No.13471916

>>13471881
Devilbugs. I think I need to clean my room.

>> No.13471917

>>13471895
I came here to be lazy and not chew bubblegum
and I'm to lazy go buy gum

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13471920

>>13471749
Ever since it came to me it's been stuck in my head too.
>>13471757
That's who I meant. Goddamn this is still so stupid.

>> No.13471921

>>13471876
>tfw he likes legs

>> No.13471926

>>13471881
A dragon or something bossy.

But wait! They'd probably dump me for a while because I was to sarcastic and annoying for them. Or stubborn.
I'm rather stubborn

>> No.13471928

>>13471920
That's so stupid it's brilliant.

>> No.13471932

>>13471876
>"Why are cute scholarly boys the cutest?"
>"Overrated. Paladins are a best."
>"You know what's good? Cucking some loser by raping her husband in front of her. Man, that would be great."
>"No! That's mean!"
>"Shut up you beta alp. Go cry in a corner"
>"Humans a shit, they deserve nothing but misery and torture.MONSTERS FOREVER"
>"Speaking of which, when is Vengeance in Little Humanboy city going to update? I want Jack to win. He's the best boy."

>> No.13471933
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>>13471921

>> No.13471941

>>13471920
>65 million Years, learn to wear clothes
>400 years top, form human heads and torsos
Jesus, what did those two nukes do?

>> No.13471947

>>13471932
>Paladins are a best

I imagine monstergirls that are paladinfags also happen to be the biggest fans of mindbreak stuff.

>> No.13471948

>>13471876
>MMMAaaaaan fuck elves, what do humans even see in them?
>they might as well fuck some human girl

>> No.13471949

>>13471947
>"I want a turn a devout paladin into my black knight!"

>> No.13471950

>>13471947

paladins dont mind break paladins are lawful good they would be totally against mind break.

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13471952

>>13471888
Ah, you're looking for more of a pet, we can oblige. Act now and get the neesan at half price. You wouldn't separate them would you? Can you really say no to that face?

http://i.imgur.com/c1TEEbW.png

>> No.13471960

>>13471952
>http://i.imgur.com/c1TEEbW.png
Little weird but fuck it, I can roll with this.
8/10 would take on frequent walks

>> No.13471963

>>13471948
>Elves shitposting
>I am angry
>ANGRY ABOUT PALADINS

>> No.13471965

>>13471950
i think he means mindbreaking paladins

>> No.13471966

>>13471932
>I love shotas! They are so portable!
>Please, the older guys are where it's at!
> I want to feed my shota milk till he looks like he has a third leg
>Milk woman to and stay go

>> No.13471972

>>13471950
I'm talking about monstergirls who like paladins. They want to mindbreak them or do the very lewedest things to them at least. There's a minority that want to properly have a paladin fall in love with them but they get drowned out by all the doujin links and greentexts of paladins getting gangbanged and put in compromising positions.

>> No.13471982

>>13471941
What Nature Couldn't.

>> No.13471987
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>>13471926
Excuse me, I meant to say
"dump me AFTER a while"

Because I'd be to stubborn to actually be dimmed you know?

>Hey there hubby, why don't you be a good pet and lick the scales on my feet clean, I know you want t-
"Shut the fuck up you ugly, pompous inbred rat I'm trying to play GTA. Find some other cuck's face to stick your moldy cunt into"

I have a very active sex life as you can imagine.

>> No.13471990 [DELETED] 

>>13471960
SOLD! A fine purchase.

>> No.13471992

>>13471972
Would this be the contrary to the setting, ie their equivalent of monstergirls living in monogamous households in modern times?

>> No.13471995

>>13471876
>New HBE profile when

>> No.13471996

>>13471990
Hooray, I've finally lost my virginity.

Hey, prostitutes and rape totally counts

>> No.13471998

>>13471890

I imagine that fight would go down like that Frye vs. Takayama fight.

>> No.13472005

>>13471998
Should I care?

I'm not talking about the fucking fight, art looks like shit.

>> No.13472021

>>13472005

Ehh, art's easy enough to put aside right? It's all I had that met the context. I'm just thinking of the situation. An Oni fighting an Ushi-Oni. The concept seemed interesting enough to me to post.

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>>13471987
>>Hey there hubby, why don't you be a good pet and lick the scales on my feet clean, I know you want t-
>"Shut the fuck up you ugly, pompous inbred rat I'm trying to play GTA. Find some other cuck's face to stick your moldy cunt into"

>> No.13472028 [DELETED] 

Next up, a "golden" from the highlands. Very well behaved and eager to please, Extremely fertile, you can impregnate them and have an army in 5 short years, a bargain. We'll start the bidding at 500 gold pieces.

http://i.imgur.com/FMkDTMZ.jpg

>> No.13472034
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>>13472022
And then she'd cry, and I'd feel bad, and we'd break up and I'd die a virgin.

Or she'd just get mad and we'd spend the rest of our time in contact angrily exchanging stares.

Still, I find it hard to imagine any dom character, ESPECIALLY something that practically kidnaps her husband like a hellhound for example, or one with way to much pride like an elf.

Whatever, MGE isn't written for the story.

>> No.13472039

Uh oh!
Due to your doting on your monster girl daughteru she now hugs and kisses everyone she meets and wishes them the best!
How do you react

>> No.13472040

>>13472028
>Extremely fertile
I don't care about an army, I just want to keep her knocked up for endless pregnant sex.

>> No.13472045

>>13472039
I congratulate myself on my good parenting.

>> No.13472046

>>13472022
>>13471987

Serves her right im not licking some nasty scaly feet.

>> No.13472047

>>13472028
>500 gold pieces
I don't know what that is in USD but it's probably expensive

>> No.13472049
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13472049

http://pastebin.com/CtL2RM51

IT BEGINS. THE JOURNEY INTO SHIT.

>> No.13472050

>>13472039
Tell my little girl not to go kissing strangers like that, before pulling her into a hug and kissing her on the cheek.

>> No.13472056 [DELETED] 

>>13472040
We'd be happy to take any spares, of which you'd receive 10% of the profits, is this acceptable?

>> No.13472057

>>13472046
Maybe you could politely turn her down you monster,

>> No.13472058

>>13472028
Do you accept gems?
I found a ruby the size of my fist in a cave.
How about trade ins?
I've got a couple snow goblins I captured a week ago.
Short and a little chubby but just as strong as your regular goblin

>> No.13472060 [DELETED] 

>>13472047
Think RPG gold, a potion is 500g. She's cheap as fuck.

>> No.13472061

>>13472056
>Trying to trick a man into selling you his daughterus

>> No.13472063 [DELETED] 

>>13472058
>the size of my fist

Height and weight please.

>> No.13472066

>>13472063
5'10" and 175lbs

>> No.13472068 [DELETED] 

>>13472061
The gentleman has already expressed his disinterest in offspring and has stated the reason for possible purchase. If you disagree, you are free to make a bid.

>> No.13472069

>>13472057
See, that's the problem with so many "dom" monsters- they're aggressive and clingy as hell in reality. Ushi onis, manticores, and even hellhounds to some extent literally inject their husbands with addictive poisons to keep control with, and all three of those lock him up in a cage.

>>13472060
See, the problem is that potions can be like, super magical and therefore quite rare.

>> No.13472071 [DELETED] 

>>13472066
Denied! Unless >>13472061 cares to make a bid, going once, going twice...

>> No.13472078

>>13472069
>they're aggressive and clingy as hell in reality
But that's what i like about them, it's not like i have anyone in real life that cares about me nearly as much as they would

>> No.13472079

>>13472071
I mean, I'll do it but not sure if not-poor enough

>> No.13472080

>>13471877

>Those two are fighting over you.
>You have a gun with one bullet in it.
>You kill the Oni, you get pelviscerated by TITANIC USHI.
>Kill the Ushi, the Oni will shatter your body with her POWER COITUS.
>You contemplate blowing off your own head but hear a slight giggle behind you.
>MUSCLE WISP is behind you, thrusting the air and licking her lips at you.
>You will not escape the buffness this day.
>You cannot even find the strength to cry.

>> No.13472082

>>13472047
Assuming the dimensions of our coins match that of a standard US quarter dollar, 500 gold coins would come up to about $298,500.
So yes, she's expensive.

>> No.13472085

>>13472082
GOOD LORD

I could buy a nice house in the suburbs for that, or nearly all of detroit's crip territory.

>> No.13472088

>>13472082
>$298,500 for a legal sex slave in this day and age

I'd say that was a bargain

>> No.13472089

>>13472080

I would pray to the wizard god to come and take me away form this nightmare.

>> No.13472090

>>13472071
No human heart sized rubies?
Damn, what about if I throw in those goblins as well.
Untouched and prime breeding age.

>> No.13472091 [DELETED] 

>>13472079
I see no bid. SOLD! to the gentleman >>13472040 with the pregnant sex fetish. Do remember to send any spares our way if it pleases you.

>> No.13472094

>>13472080
Not if I shoot myself in the dick again.

>> No.13472096

>>13472080

MUSCLE WISP!?

You're treading into dangerous territory, Anon. I fear for your safety.

>> No.13472098

>>13472091
Hayyy, that's not fair, you didn't give me the price
now I'm going to have to break into his house, and then the police will investigate you, and this'll be much more of a mess than it had to be!

>> No.13472099

>>13472091
>sending your daughters off to be slaves

what the fuck anon

>> No.13472102

>>13472091
Awwww, oh well.
Guess I'll go see what me and my gems can get elsewhere.
Maybe I should have bid the scroll of summon valkryie

>> No.13472107

>>13471992
No idea what you're trying to say

>> No.13472114

>Slavery
Suddenly I feel the need to puke

>> No.13472115

>>13472091
When are you starting the bid on the larger races like the ogre girl over there?

http://gelbooru.com//images/be/ab/beabf94c12950136a537b38528140e2b.jpeg?1782710

I need a pair of strong girls who can do manual labor, preferably if they know how to throw a punch or handle a club.

>> No.13472117

>>13471881
Fluffy girls.

>> No.13472121

>>13471634
This man knows how it's done. >>13471860

>> No.13472122

>>13472114
It's ok Anon. You can still have your waifu free of chains on herself.

>> No.13472133

>>13472121
His ship is gonna get raided by pirate monster girls in the middle of the way and he's gonna end up marrying the sea chef Scylla pirate.

>> No.13472138
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13472138

>"H-hey, you wanna do it?"
>"You know...do it? IT!? Like, fu-...or make l-l-l...it starts with 'S' and rhymes with 'hex'?"
>"I can't actually do it though...'cause I'm ethereal? B-but I can still sorta do it! Got a girl you like? Point me in the right direction and I can possess her for you!"
>"Or a boy? I won't judge."
>"Or a blow-up doll? An onahole? A sexy piece of furniture?"

>> No.13472139

>>13472133
Well, I mean, there are worse fates than a Scylla. At least they have that ass.

>> No.13472142

>>13471881
Slime, Undine, Mermaid, generic felines.

>> No.13472153

>>13472138
Not into mind control, but I guess I could buy one of those hyper-realistic sex dolls from Japan to use right

>> No.13472154

>>13472096

Yes, MUSCLE WISP. The buffest NEET to ever die alone!

No one is safe from her undead gains!

>> No.13472158

>>13472138
Nah, you can just watch me do it by myself.

>> No.13472159

>>13471626
Glad you enjoyed it. I just wanted to do something silly to absolutely kill any distrust overtones I might have inadvertently written into it.

>> No.13472160

>>13471634
I'd probably sneak around as best I could until I found a human town and then work until I could afford passage to a nice little human/monster hamlet somewhere. Work until I can afford a house of my own, maybe marry a nice Holstaurus or something and start a family. Live a somewhat normal life.
Odds are higher that I'll just get gangraped by werewolves before I can get to a human town though.

>> No.13472165

>>13472153
You could have her possess your cum-rag. She gets what she wants, nothing changes for you.

>> No.13472166

>>13472154
I bet she posts on /fit/

>> No.13472168

>>13471881
All the slimes, all the aquatic girls except Kraken (she's one of my favorites), all the spider-type, all the plant-type, all the felines.

>> No.13472169

>>13472138
>Ghost waifu possesses other monster girls to fuck you with
>They're still conscious during the whole thing, just trapped inside themselves and forced to see and experience everything
>Half of them end up pregnant
>End up with a harem despite it not being your intention
>Some of them get off on being possessed and feeling helpless as they watch you ravage their bodies

>> No.13472172 [DELETED] 

>>13472114
Good sir, would you rather these monstergirls go without a home and become a nuisance in human lands, being hunted and killed?

>>13472115
I'm sure we can accommodate the gentleman, if you would be so kind as to wait a few minutes.

>>13472098
Price was clearly stated when the lot was presented. >>13472028

Next up, a haughty wolf girl that was terrorizing the neighboring territories. Very strong willed, you will need to be firm with this one, an experienced hand is a plus. We have pondered selling her as is, to give our clients the pleasure of taming her themselves, or for an additional charge or 300 gold pieces to the asking price of 1,200, we can do the heavy lifting for you. Just be sure to specify what kind of behaviors you would like her to learn.

DO I HAVE A BID!?

http://imgur.com/vzxE38Y

>> No.13472175

>>13472138
Sure thing, Ghosty, sounds like a good time. I like possession. A possessed blowup doll would be real funny, too.

>>13472159
Yeah, makes sense. I didn't really get any vibes like that though. If anything, I figured it would just drive her to be more active in showing her feelings for him.

>> No.13472177

>>13472138
>"Or a boy? I won't judge."

Can ghosts alp boys?

>> No.13472180
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13472180

>>13471966
>Milk Woman

>> No.13472181

>>13472172
>Price was clearly stated when the lot was presented.
Nigga I don't know what 500 fucking gold means, all I got is USD bitch

>> No.13472182

>>13472172
1250. Also, do you have any snakey types for sale? A Shirohebi or a Ryu perhaps?

>> No.13472185
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>>13471634
If I'm lucky I'll be plopped down inside wonderland, or near it. Most likely I'll just end up finding a nice mob of large mice to waifu in a monster friendly hamlet, and end up having a huge family that are all half my size.

>> No.13472187

>>13472182
1251 bitch, fight me.
I'll steal Goldilocks from you to, you better bar your fuckin windows

>> No.13472188

>>13472181
>all I got is USD bitch
It was converted long before the bidding ended.
>>13472082

>> No.13472196

>>13472182
>Ryu
I mean, turning catgirls into slaves ok, but someone with divine powers is too much

>> No.13472197

>>13472187
1300 then. You can have the cat, I didn't want her in the first place.

>> No.13472198

>>13472188
Well, yeah, but I was hoping I wouldn't have to sell my fuckin house

Back in my day we could buy Mexican sex slaves from the cartel for just 500 bucks

>> No.13472199

>>13472197
That's right! She's mine! HAW

1301 m8 fight me
Ill buy your fuckin snake too

>> No.13472204

>>13472165
Dude that's nasty

>> No.13472205

>>13472133
That's why you take an air-ship run by nothing but married harpies!

>> No.13472207

>>13472199
Please go

>> No.13472210

>>13472138
>You'll never be raped by a lewd ghost possessing a hyper-realistic sex doll patterned after your fetishes
>She'll never tell you that she watched you for almost a year to gather all the information she needed to make a perfect body.
>She'll never show you that the face is based on hers by depossessing the head for a moment.
>She'll never maintain the doll so that it's always incredibly tight.
>She'll never use her powers to possess the bedsheets as well to hold you down.
Why.

>> No.13472211

>>13472204
Nastier than that guy who had mushrooms grow from his cumrag?

>> No.13472212
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>>13472172
>Good sir, would you rather these monstergirls go without a home and become a nuisance in human lands, being hunted and killed?
You know what? I'm going to talk with Druella and ask her to come here, let's see how much do you like it when you guys are the ones being sold into slavery

>> No.13472217

The twist is that you're both drugged out of your minds and are the ones being auctioned off to a pack of horny christmas cake monstergirls.

>> No.13472222

>>13472207
No.

>>13472197
>>13472172
I'll one up this guy all day. Might want the training too, but am unsure. I've never domesticated a mg, but I've done dogs, how similar is it? Are rolled up newspapers still just as effective?

>> No.13472224

>>13472205
It's like you don't even think sky pirates would be a thing.

>> No.13472225

>>13472217
Is this a bad thing?

>> No.13472228 [DELETED] 

>>13472212
And for what reason would Lady Deruella want to stop MGs fro getting fucked, I ask?

>>13472217
Sir, please stop sniffing the kesarans, they're making you loopy.

>> No.13472229

>>13472225
Yes.

>> No.13472230

>>13472212
Isn't that a thing monstergirls actually do in MGE? Become slaves to get the D?

>>13472225
Not if you have good taste.

>> No.13472231

>>13472217
>we're starting off today's auction with a fat smelly neckbeard
>unlike some of the other ones in todays auction, this one isn't a NEET
>he actually has a shitty job where he make minimum wage
>we're starting the bit at 10 bucks, any takers?

>> No.13472233

>>13472172

>Very strong willed.

1350.

I run a merc company and could use the extra muscle.

>> No.13472234

>>13472229
For you at least. I'd love to have a CC take me home an violate me.

>> No.13472236

>>13472229
Faggot

>> No.13472237

>>13472231
>insert that one post about a guy kidnapping a need and paying for his rent, in exchange the neet has to get gender-swap surgery

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13472239

>>13472169
>>13472138
Muh fetish.

>> No.13472240

>>13472228
>And for what reason would Lady Deruella want to stop MGs fro getting fucked, I ask?
Technically she didn't stop them, just reversed the situation

>> No.13472241

>>13472231
Well, these are Christmas Cakes after all...

>> No.13472247

>>13472241
What are you implying, uh

>> No.13472249 [DELETED] 

>>13472222
When it comes to wolf girls and other greater canines, heavy doses of psychotropic drugs are often required to break them, overdosing will lead to a girl who breathes and fucks, but does little else. Unless, that is what sir desires, we can sell you the dosage required for such a result.

You may also engage her in one on one combat, if you are victorious, she would become totally subservient of her own will, but unless you are in top fighting form, this is not recommended. We cannot guarantee your life if this approach fails.

>> No.13472257

>>13472247
Just that Christmas Cakes might be Christmas Cakes for a reason. And that's okay.

>tfw red flags are your fetish

>> No.13472259

>>13472231
>The bid goes to exorbitant prices with a Belzebub, an Akaname and a Kikimora as the lead bidders.

>> No.13472260

>>13472249
I'll make it 1400. I'm up for a challenge.

>> No.13472261

>>13472249
>Use of drugs
OH my

time to take boxing lessons I guess

>> No.13472262

>>13471995
>Yfw it's another fucking dom
>Where is my cute brown sub bishounen, KC

>> No.13472269

>>13472259
>Devilbugs collectively start pulling ahead

>> No.13472279

>>13472233
>>13472260

1500.

I want my fighter.

>> No.13472280

>>13472231
Who would try to take the bishounens? And the bara?

>> No.13472282 [DELETED] 

>>13472260
SOLD! We have a private arena you may make use of for this endeavor, but, whatever happens, we cannot interfere, if Sir were to defeat her because of our assistance, she would not recognize him as her master. We wish you luck.

>>13472240
Yeah well, muh wards.

>> No.13472285

>>13472282
I was outbid at the last second it seems. >>13472279, take her.

>> No.13472296

>>13472280
Meant for >>13472259

>> No.13472297

>>13472285
Ill give 1700 bro.


Throw in more if you want

you gotta give warnings if you're gonna stop a bid, you know? Be more professional, please.

>> No.13472318

>>13471662
I loved that game when I first played it, now I want to go buy it and its sequel on Steam.
They're both shite in all reality, but the nostalgia is hitting me hard, besides, Rose is such a good girl.

>> No.13472330

So if MGC isn't a containment zone and MGs are all over the planet can you imagine how risky vacations would be?

>Go to Brazil
>Get captured by a Scylla
>She only speaks Portuguese
>Won't let you go

>> No.13472348

Hey auctioneer-kun, I need a Jinko/large girl to help me with physical labor and house guarding
also emotional support I'm very lonely :(

Any type of girl will do (other than perhaps an oni)

Any In stock?

>> No.13472349

>>13472296
>>13472280
The Bishounens would be pursued by the big-breasted ara-ara monster girls and the bara by the excitable ones in their teenager years.

>> No.13472366

>>13472349
I would imagine the bara ones get bought up by the Sabbath, actually. They want a big, strong onii-chan, afterall.

>> No.13472370

>>13472349
Bara might also get a lot of lolitypes

>> No.13472372

>>13472330
>Going to Brazil
Well, sounds like you deserve it.

>> No.13472377

>>13472348
>Stay in your house
>Neighbor Cait Sith won't stop demanding tuna cans everyday.
>Swarm of partying moth girls siege your house everynight.
You can't escape the pussy.

>> No.13472378

>>13472348
She does not have to be pre-domesticated, but If you could provide me with the proper ammount of drugs (or a full suit of riot gear) I would appreciate it

>> No.13472383

>>13472330
Be thankful that you got snagged by a Scylla. They have a species of Arachne there that is nightmare fuel incarnate. One bite, and you'll have an erection that'll leaving you screaming in agony until your hips are ground to dust.

>> No.13472384

>>13472349
No, the Bishounens would be pursued by the Fujoshit MGs.

>> No.13472391

>>13472330
>Going to one of the most sex fueled countries
Literally asking for it.

>> No.13472392

>>13472377
See, that's exactly the problem.

>> No.13472394

>>13472224
I'd thought of it, but I still figured they'd be easier to defend against than a Kraken's Raiding Party.

>> No.13472395

>>13472280
>Bishounen
Vampire, Wight, Hellhound, Apophis, etc

>Bara
Alice, Baphomet, Lizard, Echidna, etc

>> No.13472399

>>13472377
Well, he's asking for a Jinko, so I don't think he wants to escape the pussy.

>> No.13472403

All this talk about Slave Trading...

I just want to be captured, enslaved, and sold off to an Anubis looking for a servant to help out around the house and keep her company.

>> No.13472404 [DELETED] 

>>13472115
Thank you for being so patient with us!

The next lot is a trio of Oni from the lands of Zipangu. They are in fact very able warriors, but due to the diminishing number of their kind, largely caused by the wars for territory between oni and ogres in that land, they are a bit pricier than previous entries.

The red one is a lighting fast warrior, an expert assassin and saboteur. She is also able to cast basic fire spells, mostly for distraction, but it aids greatly a what she does. Due to her life in the shadows and following orders without question, she is very subservient, and is quite the masochist.

The tan one was commander for the armies of the north. She is a bit older than her compatriots, and as such, has a bit of a motherly streak. Due to the loss of her right eye and previous history, we feel she would better serve as an instructor, though that is not to say she is not capable f handling herself, we are merely considering what sir has asked of us.

The blue one, is a bruiser, pure and simple. If you need someone hit so hard yet so skillfully the skeleton inside them will fly out of their bodies quite intact, this is your girl. Due to her fighting style and batlefield experience, she has...a bit of a sadistic streak, so please keep her occupied.

Asking price for each is 2,000 gold pieces for a total of 6,000. You may buy separately.

http://imgur.com/KCZsQ1K,E7UijBP,lbG8IDU#0

BIDDING START!

>> No.13472406

>>13472372
>Go to France
>Snatched up by a Medusa
>Can't speak French

Same problem anywhere you go.

>Go to Sweden
>Taken by a Troll
>Everyone speaks English anyway

Okay, almost anywhere.

>> No.13472407

>>13472399
>>13472392
No, I was replying with >>13472377 to >>13472330.
I swear It's 4Chan who keeps fucking up my links. Somehow.

>> No.13472409 [DELETED] 

>>13472348
>>13472404

>> No.13472414

>>13472406
They speak Arabic in Sweden.

>> No.13472417

I just want to live alone, maybe make some monster girl friends but I'd still rather come home to an empty home.

Is that so wrong?

>> No.13472423

>>13472404
7331 for the lot.

>> No.13472425

>>13472404
Im not fond of onis, to frequently drunk.

If you get dire wolves, jinkos, dragons, hellhounds, amazons ext, hit me up

>> No.13472426

>>13472406
>Go to Argentina
>Yeti speaks street thug

>> No.13472427

>>13472417
Become the town bicycle

>> No.13472432

>>13472426
But Argentina is white.

>> No.13472441

>>13472404
8000 for the three.

>> No.13472445

>>13472285

Very gracious of you, Sir.

If you ever need anything killed, call us. We'll be happy to give you a freebie.

-----

>Toss her the keys for her irons.
>"Take those off, they can't be comfortable."
>A few metallic clangs off the floor and she's free.
>"So, you got a name, Kid?"
>No response, just an unblinking, murderous death-stare.
>"Alright then, let's just go."
>Turn to leave.
>Almost immediately hear her screaming bum-rush.
>Exhale, getting a little annoyed.
>"Fine, we'll do it your way."
>Grab her arm and use her own momentum to throw over shoulder and ass-first onto the ground.
>Her head's still spinning when her brain finally processes what just happened. And that there's a big damned knife at her throat.
>"I like your spirit, Kid, but... you clearly have no idea what you're doing, do you?"
>She meets the question with dumb-founded silence.
>Smile a bit, heave her to her feet.
>"Don't worry, we have lots of time to work on that."

>> No.13472447

>>13472404
2 Chickens, a set of tin silverware, and a bag of peppercorns.

>> No.13472452

>>13472432
>Argentina
>white

The only /int/ joke I like.

>> No.13472456

>>13472425
>Dragons
>Amazons
>Hellhounds

>Slaves
Triggered.

>> No.13472457

>>13472441
9001 for all of them.

>> No.13472458

>>13472445
Fuck you man this unprofessional auction guy fucked me out of my win

>> No.13472463

>>13472445
>"Heh, nuthin personnel kid.

>> No.13472466 [DELETED] 

>>13472457

SOLD! TO THE MEMER. Does sir care to get acquainted with his purchases? We have rooms available for such endeavors, free of charge of course.

>> No.13472472

>>13472456
They're not the groveling house slaves. They're the big strong work horse types.

>> No.13472475 [DELETED] 

Only two more lots left, prepare your pockets.

>> No.13472487

>>13472466
Eh why not. Let's go.

>> No.13472488 [DELETED] 

>>13472447
This is an auction house, not a bartering post.

>>13472423
>>13472441
Terribly sorry, you were both outbid, but do not be discouraged, this next lot is sure to please.

>> No.13472492

>>13472488
Two chickens, a set of tin silverware, a bag of peppercorns and a firm handshake.

>> No.13472498

>>13472492
It's flatware ya rube. It's only silverware if it's silver.

>> No.13472499

>>13472498
It was worth a try! A lot of people don't know that.

>> No.13472502
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13472502

>>13472488
It better be. I was willing to go to 10,000 for those three.

>> No.13472508
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13472508

>You will never be breastfed by a Holstaurus

>> No.13472510

>>13472475
Cmoooon, jinko or equivalent!

I need that labor help yo!

>> No.13472515

>>13472508
>tfw no chocolate holstaurus waifu with chocolate milk

>> No.13472516

>>13472349
>>13472366
Damn. Being bara and liking motherly onee-sans is suffering. Can I feed my goat-loli one of those wonderland cakes at least?

>> No.13472523
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13472523

>>13472515
what about strawberry flavor

>> No.13472526

>>13472516
Only if you go get one yourself. Naked.

>> No.13472528
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13472528

>>13472508
>>13472515
>>13472523
Got you covered. I want a Holstaur of every flavor.

>> No.13472530

>>13472526
I'll be fine. I'm level 99 muscle wizard.

>> No.13472533

>>13472516
I hate being a bara. Having so much fucking body hair is simply disgusting, and I already hate myself as is.

I don't mind being a big guy, though.

>> No.13472535
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13472535

>>13472528
here's the menu

>> No.13472544

>>13472535
I'll have everything.

>> No.13472545

>>13472533
>>13472516
Well these are monsters so their perception and size are a lot different from humans. I'm sure somewhere out there are monstergirls who see baras and all men as bishies or shotas. There might be a dragon onee-san who's a big girl for you

>> No.13472548

>>13472544
If you had to pick one to breastfeed from for the rest of your life which one would you pick?

>> No.13472551

>>13472548
MGE Holstaur forever and always.

>> No.13472552

>>13472533
I only mind it when nothing fucking fits. Every coat and shirt I find in my size is way too big at the waist because they're all made for fat people.

>> No.13472557

>>13472552
Oh god, I know how that feels. All big clothes are made for fat short people.

>> No.13472558

>>13472548
Rotte no Omocha holst is best hands down

>> No.13472564

>>13472548
Torn between MGE and Milk Party.

Have to admit the last shot in the latter makes me hnngg every time. Her nuzzling the guy with her ankle....

>> No.13472568

>>13472558
But she isn't a holst, she's a dairy fairy.

>> No.13472571
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13472571

Why are frog girls so underrated?

>> No.13472572
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13472572

>>13472564
Heaven.jpg

>> No.13472574

>>13472445

>You will never train and go on mercenary adventures with a stubborn, strong willed wolf-girl.
>You will never spend years bagging assholes and spilling blood in the name of the almighty dollar together.
>You will never invite her over for beers one night after a good string of jobs.
>You will never find her passed out on the couch in the morning, drooling a little on the cushions with her arms and tail wrapped around your young son, who grew up calling her his aunt and damn-near idolized her.
>The sight will never warm your old, battle-hardened heart.

>> No.13472579

>>13472535
>>13472548
2 and 4 are my favorites and I don't even know what they're from.

>> No.13472587

>>13472535

Dead centre.

That's some fashion-sense I can get behind.

>> No.13472590
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13472590

>You will never be a burly fighter and be hit on by various warrior MGs. Occasionally broing it up with them, drinking and arm-wrestling.
>You will never be a ranger and have a beast girl companion who's loyal to you as you live in the wilderness.
>You will never be a monk and have a Monster Girl rival who you keep uncannily bumping into and fighting with her.
>You will never be a cleric with an adorable Angel sidekick who talks about love and friendship, transforming into a chuuni, overpowered Archangel form when you're in trouble.
>You will never be a warlock and summon demonic MGs for a booty call. Making Imps and Succubi wear skimpy clothing and performing unmentionable sex acts.
>You will never be a rogue and seduce powerful MGs, make love to them, then steal their valuables when they're asleep, leaving a trail of broken hearts and yanderes.
>You will never be a dark knight and have hundreds of requests from various evil mayadere MGs to be their dark champion.
>You will never be a druid and have Wood Elves, Dryads and any other nature-friendly MGs completely wet for you.
>You will never be a wizard and be a dick to everyone.

>> No.13472593

>>13472590
>you will never be a brawler and beat the shit out of everyone.

>> No.13472601 [SPOILER] 
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13472601

>>13472593
ayyyyy

>> No.13472607

>>13472535
>You'll never be hired by a Holstaurus farmer as a farmhand only to be tossed into a room with her daughterus and given a potion that makes your bones as tough as steel.
>You'll never wake up the next morning drained yet satisfied in a soft holstaurus cuddlepile
>You'll never take responsibility for impregnating all of them
Wow I'm sad.

>> No.13472611

>>13472590
>Rogue

I want to get captured eventually to see the consequences and aftermath. I'm morbidly curious like that.

>> No.13472612

>>13472601
Sir, this is a Christian Imageboard.

>> No.13472614
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13472614

Ghosts are the best form of undead.

>> No.13472617

>>13472607
That got resolved faster than most visual novels.

Saves me having to go through each Holst's route I guess.

>> No.13472625

>>13472614
Ghosts a shit.

>> No.13472629

>>13472607
>>You'll never be hired by a Holstaurus farmer as a farmhand only to be tossed into a room with her daughterus and given a potion that makes your bones as tough as steel.
>You will never have your flesh fucked into oblivion, leaving behind a clean, shiny skeleton to be sold to bikers to make their rides metal-as-fuck.

>> No.13472630

>Some people actually consider ghosts to be monster girls

>> No.13472631

>>13472614
I disagree on them being the best, but they are real good.

>> No.13472634

>>13472607
Fuck you man. Fuck you.
>>13472617
Don't got time to play around when there's crops to harvest.

>> No.13472637

>>13472590
I'd be the fighter, dark knight, cleric, or wizard.

>>13472614
They're not better than Vampires, not by far.

>> No.13472639
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13472639

>>13472614
I don't normally like them, but that specific one is really good

>> No.13472640

>>13472630
Youkai = monster girl

>> No.13472651

>>13472640
Ghosts are literally human spirits that are waiting to go to the realm of death. There is nothing "monster girl" about them.

Just because they can float around or have some powers doesn't make them Monster girls. Should we consider every fucking female manga/anime character with supernatural powers to be Monster girls sa well?

>> No.13472652
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13472652

>>13472611
>"Hello Husband... What? Aren't you happy to see me again?~"
>"The 'other girls' want to have their time with you too. They seem to have it in their heads that you're their husband too."
>"That's not true is it?... You wouldn't cheat on me would you?"

>> No.13472657
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13472657

>>13472651

No, they're only considered monster girls if they exist because they want a mans dick and are haunting him.

>> No.13472658

>>13472651
>Should we consider every fucking female manga/anime character with supernatural powers to be Monster girls sa well?
I second this notion.

>> No.13472660
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13472660

>>13472475
>>13472488
Immm still waiting on my labor helper, dear sir
I have a driveway to dig, don't you know?

>> No.13472671

>>13472651
You could use this argument against many other monster girl, really.

>> No.13472676

>>13472660
How do tit armor scales even work?
Are they fused with the breast? It it like some sort of natural, solid bra where the tit can rest on? Does it has nipples underneath?

>> No.13472677

>>13472652
>"Yes."

>> No.13472683

>>13472676
I mean, MGs are by definition illogical

If they were ever to work, they would probably come out from one of the ribs, or around the collarbone, cover the breast, and maybe retreat back for sexytime.

Or, alternatively, the breast could be made out of something very thick and leathery that only expands once the girl gets pregnant.

Im afraid your question has no answer because monster girls ain't normal yo

>> No.13472688

>>13472652
>If I say yes would you kill me?

>> No.13472690 [DELETED] 

This next lot, we have, not one, not two, not here, but six! Count them! SIX, DRAGON PRINCESSES! All fallen nobility. Now 'm sure you're concerned about the thick-headedness and willfulness of dragons, but these have been thoroughly trained under the constant attentions of our magically manipulated tentacle plants. They have their bodies stimulated, until it has become an erogenous zone. The merest touch is enough to send one into fits of pleasure, yet, their virginities remain intact. Their desire to breed is vey strong due to our training, why, look at that one, raising her leg and inviting someone to impregnate her.

Sir, if you try to dick without buying we'll have to cut you in ways that will make you useless as a man.

Right, terribly sorry.

The first is an earth dragon. Her kind are very hardy, with near limitless stamina, she can handle he harshest of tasks no problem, she is also very young, by dragon standards, and as such very docile. Juts give her some headpats after a job well done an you'll have her eating out of the palm of your hand.

The second one, is a rarity indeed. An undead dragon. As you now, those that die of loneliness, can in some cases, come back. She doesn't speak much, and is not very ware of her surroundings, but you can easily see to that with some Spirit Energy.

The third girl on the lot, a dragon from the forest covered lands to the west. Unusual for dragons, her kind have a very high chance of being impregnated on the very first try. I know right? Her kind do need open spaces to thrive, as they get depressed in confined spaces, so keep this in mind.

The fourth one, well, I'm afraid, we goofed. Her instinct to reproduce ha been kicked into overdrive, making her be in heat year round. Unless you plan to dedicate yourself to training a very active sex toy, I suggest you skip this one.

(Cont)

>> No.13472693
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>>13472651
Depends of the type of the ghost. If we're talking about girls that are in coma and somehow are able to go back, then no, they are not monster girls.

If the ghost is born as a ghost then it's a monster girl

>> No.13472700

>>13472676
They don't, that's just something artists do to cover them without clothes.

>> No.13472701

>>13472676

Same way a Wurm's or Dragon's does. They can fuse back into the underlying skin at will.

>> No.13472709

Would you a Wilt-Leaf Liege? I would

>> No.13472718

Just watched Redline
>Tfw you'll never go on a souped up wacky races with you're dark matter waifu
>You'll never hug the girl in the cock pit as on the last stretch you take a condensed pill of all the demonic energy you spent pouring into her, and toss it into the engines
>Your ride will never explode with sheer force, and blast off like a rocket, her curled up against your chest, squeezing her eyes shut tight as your own burn with pride and glory, a hand on the wheel, the other on her tight, round ass, clad in a tight leather bodysuit.
>You'll never utterly demolish that finish-line, and she'll never straddle you as the trumpets blare, and demolish your pelvis in a congratulatory fuck.
Shiet.

>> No.13472719

>>13472690
I will buy the undead and earth off you right now

But first, I have to shit. Also, what do they look like?

>> No.13472724

>>13472718
Wacky Races? With Dick Dastardly and his sidekick Smutley?

>> No.13472727

>>13472724
Naw, it's the lilim Pussy Petty and her sidekick hellhound Slutly.

>> No.13472729

>>13472690
I'll go for the first and fourth, what kind of price are we talking about?

>> No.13472733

>>13472719
>>13472729
The initial bid hasn't even been set or the other two dragons revealed, relax.

>> No.13472738

>>13472724
Smutley is the best Anubis ever. I love how she doesn't mind that Dick's plans fail, because she gets to comfort him afterwards. Top tier smug laugh too.

>> No.13472742

>>13472590
>You will never be a journeyman hero, training to be something great alongside your Valkyrie partner.

>> No.13472743

>>13472727
That's Penelope Pussy

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13472749

>>13472590

Wizard is the only correct answer

>> No.13472751

>>13472743
No, that's the classy cheshire in the pussymobile.

>> No.13472752 [DELETED] 

>>13472690
This next one, she's a beauty isn't she? Her people were accomplished armor workers, specializing in crafting protective gear made from Demon Realm Silver. An army outfitted with their armor could literally, fuck the opposing side into submission. As you can see from this surviving pieces, they are every high quality. She I quite adept at human languages, commerce, and trade, so if you are looking for an assistant, not a better one will be found on this earth for the next 1,000 years.

And the final girl of this lot, a spirited little thing. Her kind can control weather fairly well. She can bring down rain, droughts be damned, and has a curious ability to make animals under her care breed at greater rates, easily replenishing losses due to predators or other mishaps. This ability extends to humans, so be careful of exposing to many people to her influence.

BIDDING STARTS AT 20,000 GOLD PIECES
EACH! Being thorough as we are, we have gone the safe route, and inscribed collars with the names of these girls on them, in the language of the dragons. Whoever buys one, must have their blood taken and applied to the collar, for absolute, undeniable, irrevocable ownership. This may be passed down to a succesror, but the charms on the collars guarantee this must be done willingly, and never under duress.

http://imgur.com/Uqk0ZtI,fViLrwo,SXv0Ct3,gwrxROQ,AS1WKM6,bwvW1rf#0

BIDDING START!

>> No.13472754
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13472754

Would Ryuu make a good mother?

>> No.13472758

>>13471634
I would fair...roughly so so? If I get hyper lucky and grab a boat and everyone speaks a unified language I can probably bullshit my way to Zipangu but chances are I'll probably be working in servitude to just about anyone for a place to sleep and laze about before being dragged off by a passing monster only to throw my employer under the bus and scram off to a new place to hide.

>> No.13472760

>>13472752
>collar on a Dragon
>horns cut
WITH RIGHTEOUS ANGER I SUMMON THE SWORD OF THE INNOCENT! DEUS MACHINA LILIMBANE!

>> No.13472762

>>13472754

She's a monster so the answer is always no.

>> No.13472763

>>13472752
24,000 and a vorpal blade for the first.

Flat 20,000 for the fourth.

>> No.13472764

>>13472754
Don't know about mother but she's perfect waifu material. The problem is that she's an extremely rare race of dragon.

>> No.13472767

>>13472754
Hell yes. Waterpark every day!

>> No.13472772

>>13472690
>>13472752
1,000,000 Gold Pieces for the Metal-Working Dragon!

>> No.13472773

>>13472764
That's why you get one and have as many children as you can.

>> No.13472777

>>13472752
50,500 for #2. The only good kind of dragon.

>> No.13472778

>>13472752
21,000 on the last one.

>> No.13472783 [DELETED] 

>>13472763
>>13472763
SOLD!

>>13472772
FUCKING SOLD!

>> No.13472784

>>13472754
>>13472764
This anon has it right. She might struggle with motherhood at first, but I feel like she has a lot of potential.

>> No.13472787

Why are Baphomets such mary sues? They fucking suck.

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>>13472762
Well he was never talking about her being a mom for human kids. They have different needs and culture you racist.

>> No.13472793 [DELETED] 

>>13472777
I an see the righteousness in you, SOLD!

>> No.13472795

>>13472752
62,000 on the fourth
I'll heal her. Help her regrow her horns, and take her as my wife.

>> No.13472796

>>13472787
Because they're KC's favorite and he's a jap so he can't write good characters or settings for dick.

>> No.13472799

>>13472787
KC is a kiddy fiddler.

>> No.13472801

>>13472752
I'll matche the first and second ones for over a thousand dollars, plus a de-loli potion for the undead one.

>> No.13472804

>>13472787
Holstaur can defeat them and as long as you don't physically try to best them you should be okay.

They're nowhere near as bad as lilims.

>> No.13472805 [DELETED] 

>>13472760
We will be having a special on chuuni girls next week. And her horns were already like that, we don't rough up the merchandise.

>> No.13472806

>>13472752
12,000,000 and a shipment of mithril for the metal-worker!
50,000 for the undead one!

>> No.13472807

>>13472801
That is, a thousand upgrade on whatever they had and keep adding till I win.

>> No.13472811

>>13472783
Excellent, now if you'll excuse me, I need to get them ready for a trip home. Got a lotta land after I struck it rich tearing down an ancient kingdom.

Gonna need to pay a visit to my druid friend and see what he says about number four, I am going to get a second opinion on her.

>> No.13472812

>>13472805
Evil will not prevail here. You will be purged!

>> No.13472813

>>13472799
>kiddy fiddler
I shouldn't have laughed as much as I did.

>> No.13472814

>>13472752
50k on that last one.

>> No.13472815

>>13472804

I dont understand why people call lilim OP. Besides being really good at corrupting people they dont really seem to have any special powers. Unless were talking thread canon here.

>> No.13472817

>>13472793
Thank you very much, my friend. I look forward to any future deals you may have.

>> No.13472820

>>13472752
>>13472690
40k on the first

>> No.13472821

>>13472813
Feels good to say.

>> No.13472823

>>13472811
>>13472783
That man is not the Auctioneer! Take him down from the podium!

>> No.13472824

>>13472783
Wonderful. I'll be sure to make it back thanks to her skills in commerce, and the products she's adept in crafting.

>> No.13472828

>>13472823
Who is then?

>> No.13472834

>>13472796
Well fuck him. I headcannon them as just being okay physically but strong magically.

>> No.13472839

>And then we realized the auctioneer was actually Druella in a suit, tie and magnificent fake moustache all along, taking our money and planting sleeper agents.

>> No.13472840

>>13472815
You can't win against them. It's stated in their profile that the moment you see one in the flesh you are completely seduced. You can be the biggest paladinfag around but then you come across a lilim and you're already undressing and asking to get ravished.

Also kind of cheapens the possible outcome of the Demon Lord dying. As they're back-ups.

In theory they're not too bad. They're essentially boss characters. It's just a couple of things that make them mary sue.

>> No.13472842 [DELETED] 

>>13472795
>>13472801
I'm afraid they have been sold already,you my take it up wit their owners, but we cannot interfere, all sales are final.

>>13472814
SOLD!

>>13472823
Uh, yes I am.

>> No.13472844

>>13472842
Nice, do 1 and 4 come with clothes or do I need to bring them some?

>> No.13472845

>>13472840
What happens to asexuals in KC's setting?

>> No.13472850

>>13472834
They're literally the strongest base class of demon, the generals of the DL armies. Everything makes sense in their profile except them being lolis ,really.

And lilim are born demigods with power greater than anything but mommy dearest so I don't know what that other guy is rambling about in terms of "I don't see why lilim are OP guiz"

>> No.13472851

>>13472842
Not participating with this, but you've really, REALLY gotta not sell on the first bid. Hella unprofessional.

>> No.13472854

>>13472845

I imagine they're raped until they like it, like everything else.

>> No.13472855

>>13472840

Im sure some people could resist their mary sue aura otherwise there wouldent be a hero class.

>> No.13472858

>>13472049
you must continue this.

>> No.13472860 [DELETED] 

Only the dragon from the forested lands to the west remains. Her kind is very affectionate, and can actually die of loneliness. Will no one step forward and claim her?

>> No.13472862

>>13472845
Sex drive and virility is spirit energy. If you don't have that, then you're prime monsterization fodder.

>> No.13472863

>>13472763
I'll fight you for the first dragon m8

>> No.13472866

>>13472850
Baphos are the strongest physically, magically, and give the best sex according to MGE. It's fucking stupid. That's literally a Mary Sue.

>> No.13472867

I just want to punch Druella in the face.

Literally the only reason I want the MGE world and this one to combine.

>> No.13472868

>>13472863
Sorry man, I've got some acreage for her to play in and I'm done with my adventuring days.
Most my work is training young-in's at the academy.

>> No.13472872

>>13472855
They're so OP they're unbeatable. The greatest most powerful of the age was Traitor-kun Prime and when he defected to his wife's side, it was when she was much less powerful than their children.

>> No.13472876

>>13472845
Presumably they stop being asexuals. Mamono Mana is sexual in nature and the stuff is everywhere. Being a Demon Realm long enough will make eventually change you if you're not careful.

>>13472855
Hero class seems to vary I think. You're definitely a cut above the rest but only a select few heroes are even close to taking them down. I don't think the Order has adapted to these new tactics. But they're stated to get as far as the Demon Lord's castle town. But lilims are a different issue. Heroes would still be useful for every other monster though.

>> No.13472877

>>13472860
Give ya a shiny penny for her.

>> No.13472879

>>13472868
If you ain't carful boy I'll steal the acres, dragon and the potions

>> No.13472880

>>13472867
After all she's done for you?

>> No.13472881

If I kill myself do you think I might be reborn in a world with monster girls?

>> No.13472882

>>13472866
I was getting at their power more than anything. The ranking is basically.

DL
Lilim
Baps
Dark Matter
Arch Imps
Dragons

In terms of power.

>> No.13472886 [DELETED] 

>>13472844
The earth dragon is extremely resilient, she doesn't need any clothes, you can leave her outside rain or shine and she'll be none worse for wear.

The other one, well, you can put clothes on her if you like, but you'll find her, um, leakage, tends to ruin them quickly, I suggest light pieces.

>>13472851
I'll take that into consideration.

>> No.13472888

>>13472876
*being in a demon realm long enough will make you change eventually

>> No.13472889

>>13472860
Twenty-five thousand.

>> No.13472891
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13472891

STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM!

THE SELL AND OWNERSHIP OF MONSTER IS ILLEGAL WITHIN THE ORDER'S LAND AND OUTLAWED BY THE TEACHINGS OF THE CHIEF GOD!

Everyone in here is under arrest and all monsters are to be put under jurisdiction of the Order and be judged by the gods. Surrender now and spare the shedding of blood.
The entire location is surrounded by the Order, and a magical ward has been established, you cannot escape judgement!

>> No.13472892

>>13472886
>I'll take that into consideration.
Here, just google "texas auctions" on youtube and leave that running overnight. It'll turn you into a kkk member, but you'll get much better at auctions, that's for sure.

>> No.13472894

>>13472880
Yes, not my fault she's really punchable.

>> No.13472895
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>>13472872
>>13472876

This is were wizards come in handy if you cant beat them just annoy them until they give up.

>> No.13472899

>>13472881
No, you'll just be dead.

>> No.13472901

>>13472895
Unfortunately the Sabbath is basically an entire faction of Dickass Wizards in loli form. Are you a bad enough dude to outwizard them?

>> No.13472903 [DELETED] 

>>13472877
You know what, I'll keep her, I like her. SOLD! TO ME!

>>13472889
>>13472889
Whoops. Afraid I snatched her but there is a final item on the lot. Keep an eye out.

>> No.13472904

>>13472882

You forgot Chimera who is probably right below baph.

>> No.13472907

>>13472879
What potions?
I'm just here for the dragon's friend.

>>13472886
Ok, so some breeches and a shirt for the earth dragon and a skirt and shirt for the fourth.

>>13472891
Treaty of 940, we are in the basement hall so we are technically UNDER order land an d in the Dwarven Kingdom of Ahg'Nark.
We are out of their jurisdiction.

>> No.13472908

>>13472891
TIME FOR THE WIZARDS TO TELEPORT US OUT.

>> No.13472909

>>13472891

From Fallen Maidens

>Also, in certain lands, there are marketplaces and auction houses where monsters that were defeated and captured by humans are sold as slaves, but even so, it's actually the monsters that are pulling the strings behind the scenes. It is said that all of the monsters being sold are only those who deliberately lost to humans and let themselves be captured because they personally desired “to have a man take care of them.” They use charm magic and demonic energy to entice men into “running markets and auctions” “buying them” “training them” and “feeding them.” The slavers themselves aren't even aware of it, but they're being pulled along by strings. Even the winning bidders are being completely manipulated so that the monsters can choose their own “master.” In cases where a human man tries to rape a monster, he may think he's doing it of his own will, but more often than not it's actually a result of him being tempted and lead on by the monster being raped herself.

>Other than that, monsters have various other abilities that they use to tempt and enthrall men, and they will try to have sex with a man using all sorts of methods.

>> No.13472911
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>>13472886
I'll get that laborer one of these days fagit, just you wait.
>>13472903
You lil bitch, I missed her and I have to go to bed now

>>13472891
You'll never catch me! I have cheats!

>> No.13472913

>>13472891
There is only one Judge I honor, and you are not enough of a Dredd to hold my attention.

>> No.13472915

>>13472909
>it's actually the monsters that are pulling the strings behind the scenes

Oh fug

>> No.13472923

>>13472909
> it's actually the monsters that are pulling the strings behind the scenes.
>The undead dragon was so lonely she put herself up for sale as a last ditch effort
Well, I'm glad I bought her then. Feels good.

>> No.13472924

>>13472909
>>13472839

Holy shit.

WE'VE BEEN HAD, GENTLEMEN.

>> No.13472930

>>13472909
Fucking KC...

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13472936

>>13472907
>>13472913
THE JURISDICTION OF THE GODS CANNOT BE HELD BY THE LAWS OF MORTALS! SURRENDER NOW, DO NOT FORCE MY HAND.

>>13472911
>>13472908
Magicians will not save you today, slavers! The ward will stop any external interference, physical or magical to cross it.

>>13472909
>>13472924
>>13472839
More reasons to detain this heretical auction.
MEN, ARREST EVERYONE. CHECK EVERY CORNER AND MAKE SURE THERE ARE NO SECRET PASSAGEWAYS.

>> No.13472937

>>13472901

Out-wizing sabbath would be child's play the real fight is with the lilim

>> No.13472939

>>13472909
>it's actually the monsters that are pulling the strings behind the scenes

Requesting a Lamia acting like a Jew

>> No.13472941

>>13472936
Do you have to act like a moron anon?

>> No.13472943
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>> No.13472944

>>13472939
This or a Lilim, Danuki or Succubutt in general.

>>13472941
Of course, his alignment is lawful stupid.

>> No.13472947

>>13472892
As a Texan and a guy that's run several auctions, I feel like I should be offended by this. But nobody is aping it right either.

>Lovely greenie scalie right here, in her mid fourteen hundreds, and just a sweet peach honey of a darlin'.
>Gonna start the biddin' at two hunerd thousand
>Heythereallrightnowanybody gimme two gimme two gimme two
>Two!
>Two fiddy now two fiddy now
>Two fiddy!
>Anybody goin three hunerd now, gimme three, gimme three gimme three
>Tree fiddy!
>Heythereallrightnowanbody gimme four gimme gimme four
>Come on now folks, just look at that honest hardworkin' face. She'll pay back investment in no time.
>Three seventy five. Anybody go three seven five triple O?
>Price is tree fiddy now, tree fiddy.
>Going once
>Going twice
>And SOLD for tree fiddy to the gentleman in the back row

>> No.13472949
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13472949

http://pastebin.com/ZXWQEmvq

After another long delay, I have another 3,500 words or so of Mimiru's chapter translated and posted. I really should be back to more frequent regular updates after this week.

Anyway, this one concludes the fight between Mimiru and Lucella, and starts the transformation scene. (Who wants to take bets on whether one of these will ever not involve tentacles? Don't spoil it if you've read ahead.)

Also, if you want to read the story with proper formatting, including alignment and italics, it is now on the blog in addition to the Pastebin (the link to the blog is in the Pastebin).

>> No.13472951

>>13472936
Oh, so you are ignoring the laws ey?
That makes you the criminal's in this case and you know how the dwarves deal with lawbreakers don't you?
Suffice to say that your kingdom is going to find themselves with a century long war on top of the war they've got coming, and that's after me an the other twenty or so other hero's cut and blast our way out of here.
One last chance.

>> No.13472952
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13472952

Welp, Imma go to bed, but I hope you lot enjoy being raped by druella/arrested by paladins/raping your new slaves.

Funny thing though, considering the high population of rabid femdom enthusiasts we have here, I'm surprised a greentext chain like this could even come up

>> No.13472953

>>13472881
Unlikely, ending up in MG world is something bizarre enough to only happen by request maybe, and suicides are considered grave sinners unworthy of any reward in literally ALL religions.

>> No.13472957

>>13472951

>Paladins
>Caring about laws

Paladins only care about doing good and sometimes that means disobeying laws that would allow evil to happen.

>> No.13472958

>>13472881

Well, you'll feed a few bugs...

>> No.13472960

>>13472855
Yeah, there are Heroes that can get over a Lilim's beauty. But there's currently no Hero powerful enough to legitimately challenge most Lilim. Not only are they the children of two of the most powerful beings on the planet, granting them power equal to a god, they continue to become stronger every time the corruption spreads or monsters grow in number.
And like all other monsters they have the potential to gain infinite power by having sex with anyone.

>> No.13472961

>>13472957
So his idea of good is breaking a law to stop me from taking a loli dragon home where she can run and play while getting our baby happy one fixed by a druid?
What are they teaching these guys today?
Did he even use detect evil?

>> No.13472962

>>13472947
It pretty much everyone outside of texas views it like this:

>ALLLLLRIGHT GENTLEMEN WE'VE GOTAGREATSELECTIONTODAYLOOKATTHISLOVLEYDRAGONSHESALOOKERISN'TSHECANIGETTREEFIDDY ABEBELBEBABABABEBEABL
>BABABABLEABABA TREE FIDDY BAABEBABABALBBALABAL
>FO FIDDY ABFBA;ABBBABABALBALB
>ABABLABLBALBALABA FA FIDDY ABABALBALBLAB
>ABALBALBAABABLABLALBAAGOINCTWAC
Sold to the gentleman in the back!

>> No.13472963

>>13472957
>Lawful Good
>don't care about laws
Dude.

>> No.13472964

>actually discussing shitty mary sues

Dude

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>>13472939
Lamia Holocaust when? They even consider themselves to be subhumans.

>> No.13472971

>>13472881
Probably not, that seems like the kind of reward that you only get if you die while saving a bunch of people

become a superhero with a deathwish anon

>> No.13472973 [DELETED] 

The final item on today' auctions, is a hybrid. She is the stuff of legend, a blending of species. She has the ability to set the heart at
ease, even in the tensest of situations. A profound sense of calm comes over those in her presence. Very good for stress relief. She was found very young,and knows very little of the outside world, so you may easily shape her as you see fit.

Bidding starts at 50,000 gold pieces. LAST ROUND!

>> No.13472974

>>13472963
>>13472964
>15 seconds apart
The Dude abides.

>> No.13472976

>>13472973
tree fiddy

>> No.13472977 [DELETED] 

>>13472973
Oh fuck me.

http://i.imgur.com/sRs3jx6.jpg

>> No.13472979

>>13472957
So they're basically well intentioned extremists?

>> No.13472981

>>13472973

I'll give you the antidote.

>> No.13472982

>>13472968
You are literally the worst type of person.

>> No.13472985

>>13472963

They are bound by their gods laws not actual literal human laws. If rape was legal in an area a paladin wouldent just let rapist run wild because its the law of the land.

>> No.13472986

>>13472977
Can you throw in a complementary de-lolification potion?

>> No.13472987

>>13472952
I'd buy out the entire store and make them all maids in my home.
I want an entire serving staff to feel indebted to me and lust for my dick.

>>13472973
70,000 on the young spawn!

>> No.13472988

>>13472979
More like 80's action heroes in medieval armor.

>> No.13472990

>>13472973
>>13472977
85k.

>> No.13472991
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>>13472968
You'll have to fight me nigger

>> No.13472993

>>13472939
>Wanting a jew anything

>> No.13472994

>>13472973
$100,000

>> No.13472995
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>>13472951
The Chief God's teachings leave no room for doubt. I have been given my orders and I will carry them out. I am to personally arrest you and take you to judgement along with you-

>>13472973
D-DON'T YOU IGNORE ME, AUCTIONEER! I AM A SERVANT OF GOD!

>> No.13472996
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13472996

Getting really tired of all this shilling against paladins.

>> No.13472999

>>13472973
250,000.

>> No.13473001
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>>13472994
111000 fite me
>>13472987
>I'd buy out the entire store
we all would.

>> No.13473006

>>13473001
120000

>> No.13473007

>>13472973
$500,000 and I promise to tell you where the Manticore is waiting for you.

>> No.13473009

>>13472962
And people say southerners can't talk fast.

>> No.13473011

>>13472995
That's nice but you need to -OH MY GOD THERE'S A PORTAL TO HELL BEHIND YOU!

>And so Anon carried his dragons away with him using an old dwarven tunnel before his old wizard friend teleported them out.
>He had to walk through town pants less as repayment but he was safe.

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>>13472999
>>13473006
>>13473007


Fuck you I just raised
505000

>> No.13473015

>>13472973
One million dollars!

>> No.13473017

>>13472996
Fuzz go and stay go.

>> No.13473019

>>13472973
$1,250,000 and the location of Jimmy Hoffa's body.

>> No.13473020

You know, if you manage to get raped a few times but not kept by monsters you'd probably have an increased lifespan. Everything about humans is supposedly really variable. Strength, lifespan, etc. Magical energies would presumably increase these things. So getting raped by monsters who won't keep you could actually be a good thing for your overall strength as an adventurer.

>> No.13473022

>>13473013
730,000.

>> No.13473026

>>13472973
$1,500,000

>> No.13473027

>>13473017
what meme is this

>> No.13473033

>>13472973
2.5 million and I'll be your best friend.

>> No.13473034
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>>13473015

2,000,000

I literally don't even remember what I"m buying

>> No.13473035
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>>13472973
$1,000,000,000

>> No.13473036 [DELETED] 

>>13473019
Tell me and you got a deal. Otherwise, it's going to this fine gentleman >>13473015

>> No.13473037

>>13473027
>cops
>the fuzz
>meme

More like the 1980's.

>> No.13473039

>>13473033
>>13473036

Fuck you nigger I just raised and now I have to wait 50 seconds
3 mil + your very own dragon alp

>> No.13473040

>>13473037
Shit, I didn't get it. I'm so sorry oh fuck now I look retarded god damn it.

>> No.13473042

>>13472973
3 Billion and I'll get you whatever waifu you want.

>> No.13473043 [DELETED] 

>>13473035
WAIT. Holy Crap! SOLD!!!

>> No.13473045

>>13472973
>>13473035
$696,969,696,969.69

>> No.13473046

>>13473042
dood you don't even have 3 billion dollars
>>13472973
I'll give you an alped version of m00t

>> No.13473047

>>13472949

Why thank you, Sky. You truly are a kind soul.

>> No.13473049

>>13472973
The U.S. National Debt.
usdebtclock.org/

>> No.13473050

>>13473020
>Raped
Naw you gotta love them if you're an aspiring adventurer. Bed the most powerful single women in town, and bail the next week, stocked up on power and rejuvenated more than you'd ever been. Bed every monstergirl brigand which tries to challenge you, too. Assuming the situation is right, you can just fuck one in the dirt and spill her girl-juices rather than her blood. Who knows, your dick and your mercy might come in handy at some point.

>> No.13473053

Man. This turned into quite the clusterfuck really fast. Well, at least its better than people arguing over nothing.

>> No.13473055

>>13473046
Yes I do, why do you think I spent so much of my time stealing shit?

>> No.13473056

>>13473046
>Wanting an alped Texas jew.
You didn't even pick a good one like Kinky Friedman

>> No.13473057

>This much fuss over bunny loli.
>Werewolf and Onis were a relatively civil affair.

What has this world come to?

>> No.13473060

>>13473040
>now I look retarded
Not him, but you looked retarded as soon as the first thought to pop into your head was "Huh? What's this? Must be a meme!"

>> No.13473061

>>13473053
We're a productive society

>>13473055
Oh yeah well I'll give you the entirety of paula deen's vagina to use as storage place

>> No.13473063

>>13473057
The people bidding started using monopoly money.

>> No.13473065
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>>13472973
All the money and this rare Hellknight girl.

>> No.13473066 [DELETED] 

>>13473057
Excuse me, bunny/dragon loli that is like morphine.

>> No.13473067

>>13473057
I wanted the werewolf but the auction head called it way early.
Early calls do occasionally have their benefits though. Im fairly sure that bunny wouldn't even be worth 3 bil if she was made of gold and shat chocolate

>> No.13473069

>>13473060
My jokes are too sophisticated for you. Whenever I don't understand something I say it's a meme BECAUSE it's stupid.

Memes are stupid.

>> No.13473071

>>13473069
>Memes are stupid
Then you don't know what the word means, dumb-dumb.

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>>13473043
Good, now just let me get my wal-

SUCKER!
NOW I HAVE THE GIRL AND THE MONEY!

>> No.13473074 [DELETED] 

Well, this closes tonight's auction. If you have any particular needs in mind, do tell the staff what kind of girls you would like to see for the next one. Happy hunting.

>> No.13473079

>>13473074
Wait who the fuck got the goddamn fucking bunny?

>> No.13473081

>>13473073
>>thinking the auction guy would call that early
he's not that dumb. I think.
>>13473074
Wait you didn't seriously call it on a 1 bil bid when there was a 3 bil one right?

>> No.13473083

>>13473069
>Things I don't understand are too stupid for me

irony1
ˈʌɪrəni/
noun
the expression of one's meaning by using language that normally signifies the opposite, typically for humorous or emphatic effect.

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>>13472949

Good to have you back Sky. Here, have a loli.

>> No.13473086

>>13473079
WE ALL DID ANON
LET'S SAW HER UP, BRONZE THE BITS AND MAKE A TROPHY DEDICATED TO SHARING

>> No.13473089

>>13473071
Fuck off.

I'm going to pay a visit to Dawkins tomorrow and "have a talk" with him.

>>13473083
Nice fake quote. Not what I said at all.

>> No.13473090

>>13473086
No thanks.

I'm just going to take my money and buy a Dog girl.

>> No.13473094

>>13473079
Dr. Evil, he didn't even pay for it either.

>> No.13473095
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It's a dark, cloudy night as you travel through the woods. There is mist amidst the trees and howls echoing from distant places, but you are not worried. As a woodcutter you know these woods well. However, one thing stands out in the forest that should not be there. A nameless shop that had not been there a day before. You heard bedtime stories of this sort of place, and are drawn in by your curiosity. A silent tanuki smirks as you enter, the small building containing many odd and unnerving objects for sale. You see a sign on the wall, stating the rules of the shop.
Only those that have heard of the shop will find it.
You will never find the shop twice.
Time does not pass within the shop.
You may only purchase one item from the shop.
Payment will be taken from you automatically.

The black tail of a kitsune hangs from the wall, the severed end stuck in a gold cap. When you reach over to touch it the tail begins to move, still very much alive.

In a box sits a stone sword hilt with glowing runes carved into it's surface. The glow grows brighter when it is pointed in a specific direction.

On a shelf, inside a black wood case, is a deck of worn out playing cards. The suits are replaced with various demonic symbols, printed in white with the number of each card.

A suit of white gold armor that looks fit for a hero. As you approach, the metal creaks and groans to reshape itself to better fit your body.

Which item do you purchase?

>> No.13473100

Which monster girl would have the personality of Eric Sparrow?

How hard would you beat the shit out of her?

>> No.13473101

>>13473089
>Whenever I don't understand something I say it's a meme BECAUSE it's stupid.

There, you happy now? Because it means the same thing. You're saying that whenever you can't comprehend something, you call it a meme, and say it's stupid, freeing yourself from the chore of actually understanding.

>> No.13473102

Well, that got crazy real quick.

>> No.13473105

>>13473090
DID YOU LEARN NOTHING FROM KINDERGARDEN
WE HAVE TO SHARE OUR SLAVES
>>13473095
Oh fuck we did this last time, the tail, hilt, or armor. Any of those is fine.
>>13473102
I didn't even want her, I just didn't want to loose.

>> No.13473106

>>13473095
Cards.

>> No.13473108

>>13473095
Deck of cards.

>> No.13473109

>>13473095
The tail isn't attached to anything, so I'll take the cards.

>> No.13473111

>>13473095
I picked the hourglass last time, and I was fine with it, but for the sake of a new thread... Lets see what the deck of cards lead to.

>> No.13473112

>>13473095
I want the Tanuki.

>> No.13473116

>>13473089
I hope you don't plan on trying to out-meme Dawkins.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0OtFSDKrq88

>> No.13473118 [DELETED] 

>>13473073
Oh, how tragic, we do have safety measures against theft. Until payment is received, a grounding spell is left in place on each of our subjects, you have taken her outside the allowed range. First, you will become impotent. Second, your asshole will fuse shut and yo will develop a ravenous hunger.. Third, and this is what I regret the most, the subject in question dies. I'm not happy about it, but we are an auction house out to make profit. WE DO NOT FUCK AROUND, even if our clients do.

>> No.13473119

>>13473105
Kindergarden was shit, some faggot took my fucking cookie when I was napping.

>> No.13473120

>>13473095
BIO ARMOR! It better turn into a waifu that can jack me off mid-fight to keep my mind clear from all the semen demens.

>> No.13473121

>>13473112
Wait, is that an option? I mean, I wouldn't put it past one to sell herself. I'm not too sure what the price would end up being for her though.

>> No.13473122

>>13473095
The armor for me.

>> No.13473125

>>13473095
I'll take the hilt, it seems neat.

>> No.13473129

>>13473118
He's already above orbit, I don't think there's much you can do at this point.
And if that grounding spell works then your product is going to be a red smear on the ground when she finally lands, and that's after she rips through the hull of the space craft.
Also, it looks like there's a giant floating penis ship orbiting above this auction area, we should probably leave, I think something bad is about to happen.

>> No.13473133

Night everyone, stay cool and don't burn down the thread.
Earth dragon loli and a baby happy dragon who may be able to be healed.
It's a good night.

>> No.13473136

>>13473133
Oh god the Wurm is activating the nuclear missiles!

>> No.13473137

>>13473133
If Dr. Evil's Big Boy crashes to earth because of magic dickery, this thread will burn.
You better talk to that auctioneer if you're worried.

>> No.13473139

>>13473136
Why do we keep storing all these things together?
Wait, isn't this how wurmzilla was created?

>> No.13473140 [DELETED] 

>>13473129

We're not talking literal grounding. Examples must be made of thieves and other deadbeats. Couldn't operate in this town if people thought they could steal from us and receive no punishment.

>> No.13473142

>>13473136
WHY DID YOU WRITE THE LAUNCH CODES ON THE LAUNCHPAD?!

>> No.13473146
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>>13473013
>it was fat

>> No.13473149

>>13473142
I didn't! It was fucking Frank!

>> No.13473150

>>13473139
Yes it was. Now we need to get a giant Hathor-Golem to hug her.

>> No.13473154

>>13473095
Some theme music as I decide...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wxIFzdwrzek

Armor. That is my pleasure.

>> No.13473155

>>13473129

See, Anons? This is why we should never go into business for ourselves.

Crazy shit happens.

>> No.13473170

>>13473095
welp, better go buy that tail and go give it back to the owner like a good Samaritan.

>> No.13473172

>>13473146
>I PRESENT TO YOU THE 8TH WONDER OF THE WORLD: KONG!
>A curtain pulls away to reveal a gigantic Kakuen.

>> No.13473174

>>13473095
I'm buying the hilt.

>> No.13473175

>>13473172
Wow! Look at the size of that platform.

>> No.13473182

>>13473146
>Proportions still fucked
Nice giant ant. Also, I think it's funny how the only thing about the ape any one cares about is the ass. I aint even impressed. Can't match a Wight's glorious butt.

>> No.13473183 [DELETED] 

>>13473095
Tis is some Needful Things BS isn't it?

>> No.13473188

>>13473146
>Jinko & Minotaur are bigger than Dragon
NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN!

>> No.13473191

>>13473182
Corpse fucker pls.

I bet her ass is fake

>> No.13473194

>>13473095
You decide to take the deck of cards, figuring the novelty would amuse the other men in town when you're drinking. Once you exit the shop, it vanishes without a trace and leaves the trees that belonged where it had been back where they belong.
Once you get back to your home and get some sleep, you set the cards out on the table to make sure you really have a full deck. That's when she appears.
An adult sized devil grins from the other side of the table, sitting in an ornate chair while wearing nothing on her blue skin. Before you can freak out too thoroughly, she asks if you would like to play a high stakes game. Curious, you ask what she means and the devil explains.
You two may play any card game you wish, and wager for anything you may want. She will name something of equivalent value she will take from you in return. A deceptively simple proposition for you. Feeling curious if it was true, you agree to play a quick game and bet low. A new axe, as your old one is rather worn out.
She is not easy to beat, but you manage to win. As soon as the game is won a brand new axe appears on the table before you. You challenge again, for money this time. Again, you win by the skin of your teeth and gain a huge sack of silver coins. You try a third time, this time asking for your own horse. She asks you to wager your ability to feel sorrow, where before she asked for material possessions of yours. Foolishly, you agree. You lose by a hair this time, and worry about if what she asked for was really lost.
When you put the deck away, the devil and her chair disappear along with it. You make sure to stash the deck away, not wanting anyone else to find it. Eventually, the silver you wagered for has been spent and you are left wanting again.
Each time you take out the deck you win more times than not, the devil granting you nearly anything you wish for.
(continued)

>> No.13473196

>>13473188
Oh yes yes yes yes.

>> No.13473200
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>>13473196
Brad Pitt please, you need to go fuck Eris already.

>> No.13473204

>>13473200
No thanks.

>> No.13473206

>>13472996
Community 'Paladins' are to Real Paladins what Community Support are to Police Officers.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FwYxkZ9jTvk

>> No.13473210

>>13473191
>Fake
Rude. Upon what reasoning? Her ass is big and soft from lazing around in nothing but hoodies and thigh-high socks, nopan, and reading classic scrolls she personally retrieved from Alexandria before the place went tits up.

>> No.13473213

>>13473204
Then I call dibs on her.

>> No.13473215

>>13473194
The odd time the devil does win, she always takes some part of you. It would worry you had she not taken your ability to worry, and your reason. Soon there is nothing left in you but your greed for more, even once you are the richest man in your province. This is when things go wrong.
The devil begins to win every time, sometimes frustratingly close and other times by a mile. She takes back the material world she had given to you, and eventually even the clothes on your back. Desperate, you propose one final wager. You want everything you have lost back. There is only one thing that she'll take as collateral.
You.
The contest isn't even close, and you would swear she was cheating if you could tell how. But you are crushed. The game over, you and the deck disappear from the world and are dragged to the devil's realm.

Which should I do next?

>> No.13473219

>>13473210
Because she's a bloody corpse anon.

I bet the only reason that ass is fat is because of the spirit energy her husband gives her.

>> No.13473226

>>13473215
The armor please!

>> No.13473227

>>13473194
>>13473215
Well shit, do I at least get a cute chubby Devil to cuddle?

>> No.13473229

>>13473215
The tail, it's my second choice.

>> No.13473230
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13473230

Minotaurs are economy-sized!

>> No.13473232

>>13473219
You're not making any sense. What does glorious undeath have to do with being fake? You're putting fact 1 and fact 2 together and drawing conclusion 5. That isn't how math do. that isn't how logic do. Explain why her ass would be fake, plebian.

>> No.13473233

>>13473230
Wow she looks like shit.

Knew I hated cows for a reason.

>> No.13473239

>>13473227
You belong to her, so I would assume so.

>> No.13473242

>>13473194
>Me
>Asking for material things
>Not asking or a date with her.

Come one Anon.

>> No.13473243 [DELETED] 

>>13473230
Does she actually ask him to milk her?

>> No.13473247
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>>13473230
Reminder that Kimihito is a gentleman and that she only needed some help with her milk.

>> No.13473249

>>13473227
>She took your ability to enjoy cuddling
>Everything you do with her from now on is just two earthly bodies sort of collideng every now and then, it would leave you confused had she not taken that capacity, too.
What would she leave to you, do you think?

>> No.13473254

>>13473232
I'm saying that Wights are big fat phoneys.

They probably use spirit energy to make their butts bigger than they actually are.

>> No.13473258

>>13473243
Yes, but that is not the actual translation.

>> No.13473262

>>13473254
You got something against the undead, kiddo?

>> No.13473268 [DELETED] 

>>13473247
>>13473247
>Reminder that Kimihito is a faggot and should be dangled from his balls from the tallest tree in Japan for not fucking the snake already.

FTFY.

I am so fucking angry.

>> No.13473276 [DELETED] 

>>13473258
Jesus anon, I'm not that stupid.

>> No.13473279

>>13473262
Yeah, they're all smelly losers that don't deserve a husband.

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>>13473268
I know right, why hasn't he fucked best girl yet?

>> No.13473291

>>13473279
I understand that your taste is abysmal, and that your opinions should be discarded, but do you actually have any evidence of a Wight's fakery? Because is this is just spiteful, baseless insults I'd like it to be known before the threat that a Wight's round, bouncy butt is both beautiful and legit.

>> No.13473292

>>13473279
I bet the Undead and Oomukade get along well... not! Since they're all smelly losers with no friends! Get it?

>> No.13473301

>>13473291
If this is**
Thread**

My indignant disdain at the doubt of wight butt legitimacy has blinded me, and caused a few typos.

>> No.13473310

>>13473291
They use spirit energy to "surpass the beauty they already have" or some shit.

So I took that as Wights probably look like a normal human and that big fat ass you like so much is nothing but spirit energy playing tricks on you.

Wights are a bunch of liars.

>> No.13473312

>>13473215
Going with armor since first round it came in second.

You decide to take the armor with you out of the shop, though it's size means you have to wear it out. It opens up on it's own and fits to your body perfectly once you are within it, soft material cushioning your body. It is surprisingly light and easy to move in, actually make the trip back to your home easier. You realize something is wrong when you cannot take it off once you arrive.
No matter how hard you attempt to pry it off or find some opening to the armor to get a grip on, you find no way to remove it. You are forced to sleep in the armor, though it is by no means uncomfortable. A very restful sleep actually.
Upon awakening, you feel no hunger as you normally would. You feel no thirst either, and the soft material presses against your naked skin. Your clothes have been torn apart and spat out during the night, laying in shreds on the floor. Another attempt at removing the armor proves fruitless.
When you attempt to walk to town to have the local magic expert help out, the armor locks up. It happens anytime you attempt to travel down the road towards the settlement, giving you no options. You can almost hear a female voice in the back of your head talking to you. What about, you're not sure.
Days pass, and your thirst and hunger do not return. Not even your need to piss comes about. As time continues on, the voice gets clearer in your mind and the armor becomes more comfortable. When you manage to make out a 'seek the sword to the north', you assume it would not hurt to humor whatever is keeping you sealed in your metal shell.
On the simple directions of the voice, you travel north along the roads and sometimes through the forest. No animal can stop you, nor even attempts to. Since you need no sleep, you travel even during the night. Since you do not get tired, you do not stop to rest. Finally, after what seems like and age, you arrive at a large lake.
(continued)

>> No.13473320

>>13473310
>They use spirit energy to "surpass the beauty they already have" or some shit.
Wrong, They don't do anything. They just naturally get more beautiful the more you bang their big butts. It's just like eating. You wouldn't say that humans are liars who use food as energy to "surpass the body mass they already have" Cause that's just fuckin' stupid. Shit just happens, yo. that guy's weight and muscle mass is nothing but chemical energy playing tricks on you.

>> No.13473325 [DELETED] 

>>13473290
Step off you eight legged, loli scarring, bondage freak, compulsive lying drunk whore!!!

>> No.13473326
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>>13473290
Because she doesn't live with him. Yet.

>> No.13473327

>>13473312
Yes! Mentally communicating waifus are best waifus!

>> No.13473331

>>13473320
I still stand by my point that Wights are the worst monster girls besides the obvious ones.

>> No.13473337

>>13472049
>To Be Continued?
Don't you fucking dare blueball us

>> No.13473339

>>13473331
I see. Words have failed us. Put them up faggot, 1v1 me, see what happens

>> No.13473343

>>13473339
Your waifu is still a legitimate shit among the undeads.

Seriously anon, if you want to fuck a corpse go with a Lich or something.

>> No.13473349

>>13473312
The voice directs you to walk into the lake, and without thinking you advance into the water. None of the chilled liquid penetrates the armor, the slanted eye slits closing to seal out the liquid. Blind and deaf, the only directions you get are from that voice. She directs you carefully down deeper into the waters. It feels like days you are blindly following orders before finally you are able to grab what you assume is the blade you are after. The trip back is just as long, but finally light blinds your eyes as they are exposed to the light of day once more.
The sword in your hand is un-tarnished and gleaming, white gold matching the armor itself. You can feel it is an item of great power despite it's supernatural beauty. The blade itself seems to sing to you, and you realize it is the voice that you have been listening to all this time. As you hold the blade, you feel what feels like slender fingers run along your skin as a ghostly white girl embraces you from behind. She speaks once more.
"Protect me, my champion."

Will save two that didn't get done and come back when I have more or am bored enough to do it another time.

>> No.13473352 [DELETED] 

>>13473343
>fucking a corpse that can't even show it's happy to see you

You were right the first time, undead a shit.

>> No.13473355

>>13473352
It's still better than fucking a corpse whose ass isn't even real.

>> No.13473357

>>13473326
>furry shit

>> No.13473358

>>13473355
>>13473352
The more you talk shit about the undead, the more the Pharaoh wants to enslave you to the Mummy servants.

>> No.13473366

>>13473358
I'll just make them cry and go home.

Screw the undead, bunch of liars. Hell I bet most of the MGE monsters are fakers.

>> No.13473371
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Catgirl butt!

>> No.13473373
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>>13473357
Don't care. I'd a spunky Kobold with an ass like hers over an S&M spider with trust issues any day.

>> No.13473374

>>13473371
Yes, and?

>> No.13473375 [DELETED] 

>>13473358
I am really bad at doing as I'm told, she cant make me do shit. Her familiar is worthless, her nails make her look like a whore, she wouldn't even have subjects if it wasn't for the power of kings and her breath smells from that 2,000 year old piece of onion stuck in her teeth.

>> No.13473379

>>13473343
Hey, they are both great, I wouldn't mind a lich, both 10/10. but nothing beats the graceful beauty of a Wight.

The way she looks good in everything, the way the bottom of her hoodie slides up her round butt when she isn't paying attention, the large breasts which push against the jumper, showing ample cleavage despite it being zipped all the way up, the long, silken hair which pools into the hood, her long legs and thick thighs clad almost entirely in comfy as fuck socks, her feet wagging through the air as she lies on her back and reads, legs coming off the arm of the lounge.

The softness of her blithe belly as you lay there with her, reading something else entirely, head up against the underside of her breasts, her hand stroking your hair. The way she sends a ghost image of herself to the front door to tell who ever is knocking to fuck off, she's having a lazy day.

The way she wiggles her butt as she stirs in the cocoa powder for the giant mug of hot chocolate for the two of you to share, and the way she "ufufu"s as she sandwiches the thermos between her breasts and pours the warm milky, creamy liquid into your mouth, before pouring a cup for herself out of the lid.

Wights a best. Wights a comfy.

>> No.13473380

>>13473371
Punch it!

>> No.13473382

>>13473373
Then can I have bondage spider?

>> No.13473383 [DELETED] 

>>13473373
Furfag pls die.

>> No.13473384

>people from the EU
When you're measuring your height, how do you write the final result?

>> No.13473385

>>13473349
I knew it! Armor best girl!

>> No.13473389 [DELETED] 

>>13473379
>cocoa
>TO SHARE

Fuck you nigga, my chocolate is mine.

>> No.13473393

>>13473105
>WE HAVE TO SHARE OUR SLAVES
Black Dragons pls

>> No.13473395

>>13473384
What?

>> No.13473396
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>>13473382
By all means. Bondage ain't my thing, & I prefer they be humanoid from the waist down.

Though she has tempted me to consider trying it once or twice.

>> No.13473398

>>13473389
Nigga it's hers, she's the one giving you some.

>> No.13473399

>>13473393
Black Dragon where?

>> No.13473403

>>13473230
Slutty cow is slutty indeed.

>> No.13473404

>>13473384
I think both centimeters (210cm) and meters (2.10m) are acceptable, though I think they default to cm.

>> No.13473405

>>13473399
Alp please.

>> No.13473408

>>13473379
Try to justify it all you want, your waifu is a rotting liar.

Sometimes I just can't believe how low you people can go.

>> No.13473409

>>13472049
Oh shit, Bollocks finally gave in!

>To Be Continued?
It'd better continue.

>> No.13473410

>>13473395
How do metric countries format their height when measuring a person?
>X.XX metres
>X metres, X centimetres
>X centimetres
etc.

>> No.13473411

>>13473404
I've never seen anyone use meters, it's always cm.
>>13473405
You can't prove I did it.

>> No.13473426

>>13473408
I don't really mind if you want to look down on me. I am impressed with how high you've built your tower of shit though. Takes a lot to be so dedicated to such bad taste.

>> No.13473427

>>13473410
x cm

Like 160cm

>> No.13473429

>>13473411
Sure I can, I had a mole put into your organization a while ago.

>> No.13473430

>>13473427
>>13473404
Thank you.

>> No.13473432

>>13473429
Organization? There's no such thing, silly-buns.

>> No.13473434

>>13473432
Then who has this mole-girl been reporting on all this time?

>> No.13473435

>>13473384
Mostly by giving the number in centimeters, often also omitting the unit of measurement.

>> No.13473438

>>13473434
Probably Hans Moleman.

>> No.13473444

>>13473438
Who is Hans Moleman?

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>>13473398
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BnCgTECPOKM

>> No.13473455

>>13473446
It ain't yours, nigga. The fact that she doesn't react that way and actually GIVES you some only proves how based she is. Wights a best.

>> No.13473457

>>13473444
Do you live in the jungles of the Congo? How the hell have you avoided The Simpsons?

>> No.13473464

"I hate the desert...so goddamn much"
>Stuck in the middle of no where, with no water, no food and 3 days without seeing anyone
>You really regret taking that job now, it seemed too easy
>It was easy, but who would have thought navigating a barren wasteland devoid of landmarks would have been hard
>The asshole leading the Caravan apparently
>8 days ago

>"Anon listen, it's an easy job. All you have to do is escort a few archaeologist into the desert and make sure no one gets kidnapped by monsters."
"Come on man, why can't Jerry do it?"
>"He's on his Honeymoon remember"
>That bastard had to get married this weekend
"Fine, but if anything happens to me i'm going to make sure that Dark Elf at the bar knows you like her"
>"But I don't."
"She doesn't know that"
>She is going to know it alright
>If you don't die first
>You spend the next few hours walking, probably in circles before hearing a hearing something in the distance
>You credit the sound to a hallucination and continue trekking on
>After coming over a dune you find an oasis surrounded by stone buildings, a small pyramid jutting out of the sparse plant life
>Please god let it be real


Continue?

>> No.13473468

>>13473457
Oh, that Moleman! No, I just didn't really know his name offhand.

>> No.13473475

>>13473464
>pyramid
yes.

>> No.13473478

>>13473468
>Hans Moleman presents: A Man Getting Hit By Football

>> No.13473480 [DELETED] 

>>13473455
It's mine and you can go die.

>> No.13473485

>>13473464
I've been working on a desert story for two weeks about monstergirls and archaeologists. 12k words so far. Gotta wrap this shit up tonight.

I'd just point out one thing.
>Being in a desert
>Without a compass
>Going into the desert without a guide
>Only having enough supplies for 8 days
>Walking
>No map

The man deserves to die

>> No.13473489

>>13473480
>She picked it
>She payed for it
>Its in her cupboard
>At her place
>"It's mine"
Undead-haters, every one. They are scum who kick candy and steal babies

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>>13473373
Kobolds are always so adorably cheerful.

>> No.13473498
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>Recently uploaded stories have more views than they should in roughly 24 hours
Something's off.

>> No.13473500 [DELETED] 

>>13473489
You never specified we were at her place, and the only way I'd find myself there was if she kidnapped me. Fuck you, the chocolate is mine.

>> No.13473502

>>13473498
Probably the fact that other communities have twigged to our lists and are spreading them around.

>> No.13473505
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I want a tall Kraken to use me as a hug pillow

>> No.13473506 [DELETED] 

>>13473502
What?

>> No.13473508
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>>13473502
>other communities have twigged to our lists and are spreading them around
What?

>> No.13473510

>>13473506
They get reposted on /monster/, the wiki, etc.

>> No.13473513

>>13473510
Somebody mentioned some monster subreddit and stuff too.

>> No.13473515

>>13473510
That explains things. I wonder if they like my shit.

>> No.13473517

>>13473510
>>13473513
>/monster/, the wiki, etc
>subreddit
I don't want to write anymore.

>> No.13473518

>>13473500
>You never specified we were at her place
But I implied it with some one knocking on the door for her. I also implied it would be for high society bullshit, hence her telling 'em to fuck off cause "muh lazy days". Though you're right, there's no reason people can't know she's at your place, and look for her there.

If you're hardlining the chocolate being yours, she brought her own because she wanted to treat you to an at-home picnic of sorts. She even wore a red hoodie and carried a basket, making innuendo all the while. It wasn't wasted hints either. why do you think she's currently nopan?

>> No.13473522

>>13473500
>A man by the name of Anon was arrested today after what police are calling a bizarre series of events
>The man is alleged to have seduced a Wight in order to get her to bring him to her home, only to them attempt to burglarize her home afterwords
>The strangest part is that he seemed to only have been trying to steal food products
>Police are saying that the man is not homeless, and a search of his home revealed an adequate amount of food
>Authorities believe the man may have a mental illness or developmental disability, as he simply screamed about cocoa and how it was his when they attempted to question him

>> No.13473524 [DELETED] 

>>13473515
I wonder if they're lurking here and that's why we've had so many white knights lately.

>> No.13473525

>>13473517
>Somewhere in the dark depths of the internet
>Your shit is posted to tumblr
>For landwhale SJW's to shamefully schlick to, before complaining about "muh rights."

>> No.13473526

>>13473517
>>13473513
Oh dear, it does exist, /r/MonsterGirl

>> No.13473527

>>13473517
I write for these threads. If other people want to read my stuff, so be it. Having a general appeal is not a bad thing. Don't shy away from it like adorable lewd elf and orc bro doujin guy did.

>> No.13473531

>>13473527
>I write for these threads.
This. It's like performing for dudes in a venue. Who cares if some plebs outside can hear the muffled music?

>> No.13473532

>>13473524
Maybe they're already inside our homes.

>> No.13473536 [DELETED] 

>>13473522
I laughed. All the way to m jail cell. Cocoa in my gut.

>> No.13473538

>>13473524
>>13473532
BE DISTURBED.

>> No.13473539
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>>13473527
>>13473531
I guess you're right...

>> No.13473540
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13473540

Is it mofu time?

>> No.13473542 [DELETED] 

>>13473525
>>13473517
>perverts from outside of here are judging your smut

Can't deal with it

>> No.13473545

In your opinion, how tall are the following:
>Dragon
>Goblin
>Jinko
>Minotaur
>Nekomata
>Youko

>> No.13473549

>>13473464
I hope this involves Anubi at some point.

>> No.13473550

>>13473542
I don't write smut.

>>13473545
Very tall.
Very short.
Tall.
Taller than Jinko, but shorter than Dragon.
Average.
Petite.

>> No.13473552

>>13473505
I want a Kraken onee-san to milk my prostate

>> No.13473554

>>13473539
Not even at the theme park can Jimmy avoid that Hellpup who bullies him.

>> No.13473556

>>13473545
>1'80m
>1'30m
>2m
>2'20m
>1'60-70
>1'70m

>> No.13473558

>>13473545
Very Tall
Child-sized
Shorter than a Dragon
Shorter than a Dragon
Bit shorter than a human
Average human sized

>> No.13473561

>>13473554
He's at the waterpark though.

>> No.13473562
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>>13473540
It better be.

>>13473545
Dragon 6'6"-8'0"
Goblin 3'0"-4'0"
Jinko 6'0"-7'0"
Minotaur 6'0"-8'0"
Nekomata 4'8"-5'6"
Youko 4'0"-5'8"

>> No.13473565

>>13473545
There would be a range. Just like humans are 3.5-7+ feet.

My rule of thumb is burly big girls have a height difference like men do to women but bigger than men, at around 4-6 inches. Normal-sized girls follow human girl sizes. Short girls follow pygmy rules.

>> No.13473571

>>13473545
2.2m
1.3m
2m
2.5m
1.7m
1.7m

>> No.13473574

>>13473545
190+
140-
175+
180+
150-180
160-

>> No.13473582
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13473582

Hello, my name is Sister Price
And I would like to share with you the most amazing book

>> No.13473586

>>13473464

>You reach the town's outskirts, the sound of crowds heard on the other side of the houses
>You walk up to one of the stone buildings and put your hand against it
>Hard and hot, not surprising but atleast it's real
>You walk between the buildings into the town, green plant life welcoming you and a large crowd filling the streets
>On second though, the desert might be safer than the town
>Nothing but monster girls, not even a single man
>You turn around to run but come face to face with an Scylla
>Why is a Scylla in the desert
>"Excuse me sir but how did you find this Resort"
>What
>She wraps her tentacles around you before pulling you behind her, heading in the direction of the pyramid
>She keeps you above the water before setting you down infront of the stairs into the pyramid, heading inside alone
>She comes out with 2 Anubi
>You don't even care at this point, letting them drag you inside without resistance

>> No.13473588

>>13473582
What would their holy book even be called? The Book of Whore On?

>> No.13473589

>>13473582
It better be a fucking stolen grandmothers cookbook.

>> No.13473590

>>13473582
How many times do we have to tell you. Please go.

>> No.13473593

>>13473582
I'm sorry I have to do the laudry goodbye.

>> No.13473594

>>13473582
How many bottles of milk do I have to throw at you for you to get the message?

>> No.13473595

>>13473582

Hasa Diga Demon Lord!

>> No.13473597

>>13473586
>2 Anubi
Yes.jpg

>> No.13473599

>>13473588
Something to that effect yeah.

>> No.13473605

>>13473586
>You don't even care at this point
Pinch their butts. I know it's not a CYOA but I want you to pinch their butts.

>> No.13473614 [DELETED] 

>>13473582
Getting real tired of your shit, people hate dark priests enough for you to be pulling this crap.

>> No.13473615

>>13473605
Anubutts are made for pinching, groping, squeezing, nuzzling, kissing, smacking and much more.

>> No.13473620

>>13473605
>Not poking the paws out of curiosity

>> No.13473630

>>13472590

I'd be the NPC that dies early on.

>> No.13473637

>>13473586
>The inside of the Pyramid is well decorated, lots of gold and rugs
>The Anubi drag you deep into the pyramid, the amount of fancy decoration only getting more ridiculous, you swear you saw a gold statue of a penis a few corners ago
>They eventually stop, setting you down in a chair before
>"How did you find the resort"
"What Resort"
>"Don't give us that, like you managed to just magically stumble on the only Monster Girl Resort in this entire desert"
"Yes, I did, can I go home now"
>"No, you can't. We can't risk letting you tell everyone where this place is'
"How am I going to tell everyone how to get here when I don't even know where the hell I am"
>The 2 girls turn leave the room, their voices barely audible through the door
>"He might be telling the truth"
>"What if he isn't. How do we know he isn't a Paladin"
>"Does he look like one?"
>"He looks kind of dumb, cute though"
>"Yeah. Do you think the boss will let us keep him?"
>"What do you mean?"
>"For the guest it's not hard coming here. They stay a week or two and go back to their husbands. Most of us don't have any."
>"Let me get this straight. You want to take that man and make him a sex slave for the entire staff?"
>"Yes"
>"Can't argue with that"
>Oh hell no

>> No.13473640
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13473640

how goes your research into ice cream which doesn't melt going on /mgg/?

>> No.13473649

>>13473640
Well, I was having some luck with glacies magic until there was an adverse reaction to the gallons of holst milk I was feeding her. Turns out those two don't mix well. Maybe someone else had more luck?

>> No.13473652

>>13473637
>>"Let me get this straight. You want to take that man and make him a sex slave for the entire staff?"
>>"Yes"
Aw fuck, here we go.

>> No.13473653

>>13473637
Abort, escape.

>> No.13473654

>>13473640
I put my faith in Professor XXXL the Chimera and her frozen treat research.

>> No.13473655

>>13473637
I'd rather just be the exclusive slave to an Anubis or two.

>> No.13473658

>>13473655
What about identical triplets?

>> No.13473660

>>13473655
Slaves don't get to choose, Anon. It doesn't work that way.

>> No.13473664 [DELETED] 

>>13473637
Nope.

>> No.13473668

>>13473658
I dunno...tempting...

>>13473660
Maybe so, but some might find a willing slave for a few a more appealing prospect than an unwilling slave for all.

>> No.13473674

>>13473668
Some might find an unwilling slave for all appealing, though, and the prospect of breaking you into an obedient slut is always in there.

>> No.13473675

>>13473674
True enough. Still, never know if you don't ask. Never hurts to at least try and appeal your case, and then see which way things go.

>> No.13473677 [DELETED] 

>>13473674
Well I guess today bitches die.

>> No.13473680

>>13473637
>They come back into the room and hover over you
>"We might be able to let you go, we have to go see our boss about it. Are you going to run?"
>Yes
"No, can I get some water though? I've been lost for a week"
>"This is the staff room so just help yourself"
>They 2 monsters leave the room
>You get up and walk over to the refrigerator, taking the biggest bottled water and quickly drinking
>You also take on of the sandwiches, you're leaving this place so you might as well burn all the bridges all you can
>You leave the room and head back the way the two monsters dragged you
>After 3 turns you get lost again
>Son of a bitch
>You spend the next 5 minutes taking random turns before coming up to a set of gold doors
>This is either the way out or the throne room
>You press open the doors to see your captors and what you can only assume is a Pharaoh
>Goddammit

>> No.13473681

>>13473675
Just escape and find a nice wife or two that will dom you with your consent.

>> No.13473687

>>13473680
This guy has a terrible sense of direction.

>>13473681
But if there's already an Anubis right in front of me...

>> No.13473690

>>13473680
I-I thought this was the bathroom

>> No.13473693

>>13473687
Not as bad as Zoro at least.

>> No.13473695

>>13473693
>Zoro
You mean the guy who got on the damn archipelago first? Number seven, please.

>> No.13473696

>>13473693
I'm fairly certain I recall Zoro breaking the laws of time and space his sense of direction was so bad.

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>>13473680
>This whole time the desert he was supposed to be escorting people through was some frozen desert tundra above the arctic circle.

>> No.13473702
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13473702

>>13473693
>>13473695
>>13473696
Since One Piece was brought, time for best Harpy.

>> No.13473703

Why are tall girls so lovely?

>> No.13473710

>>13473703
They're adorable when you embarrass and pamper them.

>> No.13473722

>>13473680
This dumbass deserves everything that comes to him. He is Darwinian theory personified.

>> No.13473740

>>13473680
>"Is this the man"
>"Yeah, can we keep him"
>"Pleeeease?"
>Do they think you're a dog
>"Why not, even the staff needs a vacation from our vacation"
>Your jailers let out a cartoonish squeak before turning to you
>You turn around to run but are met with a a group of Khepri
>If you ever get out of here, you're killing that guy
>The Anubi come up from behind you and grab you by the arms, lifting you off the ground
>"What's your name, we should atleast know who our new employee is"
>Employee
"Anon"
>"Well Anon, the boss made the decision that you are too much of a risk to let free, so you are going to work with us as a...physical therapist"
>They gave it a fancy title
>"And since we found you...we get the first session"

>> No.13473741

>>13473702
I dunno, she's a rather cold woman. She'd leave you out in the snow without a second thought. You might even say she has a heart of ice.

>> No.13473750

>>13473740
Anubi a best. Seriously, I'd rather just their "First session" be prolonged to the only one. I'd try and swing it that way in his situation.

>> No.13473752
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>>13473741

>> No.13473755

>>13473740
Where the fuck is the dark elf to save you

>> No.13473756

>>13473740
>Communal Cumpump End
Exit
Load
Last Save
>"So yeah about this job-"
>"No. Fuck you."

>> No.13473797

>>13473740
>They bring you into a guest room, more cheesy furniture decorating the room
>A gold hemmed bed sitting in the corner of the room
>They carry you to the bed and sit you down on the edge, one of the girls bending over and playing with your pants, trying to peel them off
>The other crawls onto the bed and sit behind you, wrapping her paws around your neck, taking in a smell of your hair
>"We know this is kind of mean Anon, but we can't let you tell anyone where we are"
"I don't know where we are though"
>"We know, but we need you too much"
>You can feel your pants slip off as her warm breath breezes along your neck
>"Anon, do you have a wife back at home"
"That's none of your business"
>"That means you don't. Good, if you did she would kill us for this"

>> No.13473802
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13473802

This centipede wants to cuddle you! What do you do?

>> No.13473803
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13473803

accurate/10?
I'm gonna add every girl.

>> No.13473807

>>13473803
>guy shorter than 6ft
Manlet.

>> No.13473808

>>13473803

It's fine by me.

I want a dragon girl that's over seven feet tall.

>> No.13473809

>>13473803
If mofu and monkeybutt were standing they'd be bigger than the male, kind of screws with perspective.

>> No.13473810

>>13473807
World average. Most of us are manlets.

>> No.13473812

>>13473802
Cuddle her.

>> No.13473814

>>13473797
>You will never be pampered by two horny, pent-up Anubi
I'm going to go to bed and try to escape this suffering...

>> No.13473815

>>13473802
Well, I guess it couldn't hurt. Probably.

>>13473803
Seems alright to me. Looking forward to seeing Sandworm put on there.

>> No.13473816

>>13473803
Even the largest of domestic cats aren't that big

>> No.13473817

>>13473517
>>13473526
I just checked, and reddit only seems to have one pastebin story on it. Some slimegirl thing by a dude named Angrytoaster.

I did a search for "anubis", and only three results came back. Fucking casuals.

>> No.13473822

>>13473809
Yeah, I can one of two things with girls who are bending:

Give them a height from head to toe and try and size them with their position in mind. Youko in my mind was about 5 foot 6 inch so I matched her head to the woman. If she stood up, she'd be at 5'6".
or
I could just scale the image to whatever their height should be. i.e. Youko's head up to/around 5'6"

Not sure which one is preferred.

>> No.13473827

>>13473817
>search oomukade
>0 results
Reddit really is full of faggots

>> No.13473829
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13473829

>>13473817
>None of my stories are there

>> No.13473830

>>13473817
Way I see it, ignorance of best girl just means more for me.

>> No.13473833

>>13473797
>if you did she would kill us for this
>They weren't planning on not NTRing anon, just a lucky break he was single
Why do they need this resort to remain hidden so bad? He doesn't know how he got there so why not just blind fold him and take an escort to take him to the other side of the desert? Sand monstergirls are assholes.

>> No.13473834

>>13473827
It's not like Oomukade even have any stories though.
>>13473829
Would you really want them to be?

>> No.13473837

>>13473834
Judging by the sign of relief going on in the pic over them NOT being there....

>> No.13473839

>>13473803
I personally wold put the Minotaur where the dragon is heightwise

>> No.13473840

Anyone still reading the Anubis story? I want to go to bed but I don't want to be an ass and bail before the lewd scene

>> No.13473846

>>13473817

I'm checking Reddit but I have no fucking idea how to use its user interface.

>> No.13473849

>>13473840
I am, at least, and it seems a few others are. Anubis isn't really high tier for me though, so either way is fine.

>> No.13473850

>>13473834
>It's not like Oomukade even have any stories though
>what is A Busy Centipede

>> No.13473851

>>13473817
>Searched Anubis
>3 results
>One of them was this
http://i.imgur.com/kzkjmt7.png
>One reply was telling the poster to go to the furry board
Uncultured swine, all of them.

>> No.13473852

>>13473829
Are any of our writefag's stories on there?

>> No.13473853

>>13473850
>A Busy Centipede
Never heard of it.

>> No.13473854

>>13473853
http://pastebin.com/u/WeaveWine

>> No.13473855

>>13473852
I don't know. I was only looking for my own crap.

>> No.13473858
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>>13473803

You just mean every KC girl, right? Because how the hell are you gonna fit in a blue Cyclops?

>> No.13473861

>>13473858
Yeah, MGE girls.

>> No.13473872

>>13473840
I was reading it, but I gotta go to bed too.

Wait till tomorrow for lewds?

>> No.13473875

>>13473872
Alright, I need to sleep too

>> No.13473877

>>13473851
>One reply was telling the poster to go to the furry board
Top kek

>> No.13473878

>>13473875
G'night then anon.

>> No.13473879

What' the appeal to Anubis? they are just autistic, sandy werewolves. Not tryina hate, they just don't seem to have much going for them, their love seems disproportional.

>> No.13473882
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>>13473879
As expected of a man without a proper upbringing.

>> No.13473883

>>13473879

Personally I find the ancient Egyptian theme sexy.

>> No.13473884

>>13473879
The !'s.
>Hamburger captcha, one of them has sausages in it

>> No.13473887

>>13473884
Once I think that one of my captchas had a wrong option that was a turd in a toilet bowl.

>> No.13473888

>>13473879
For me, I just love everything about them. I love the desert aesthetic, and their well-organized and scheduled nature appeals to me as it's a trait I sorely lack. And then certain portrayals of them as having engineering interests further appeals to me.

Short-version, I love them as much as I do because they seem best suited to be the kind of girl I'd want to spend my life with.

>> No.13473893

>>13473887
Fucking dammit why did I laugh so hard at that.

>> No.13473894

>>13473883
>>13473884
>>13473888
So it's mostly the ancient egypt, "Hot sweaty sex on a raft floating down the nile" aspect. Okay then. I mean I prefer me some frolicking with western werewolves and hunting shit bare handed, but if that's your thing, it's your thing I guess.

>>13473888
Why not any other girl who would take control? Like a Lich or a Dragon, or a Dullahan?

>> No.13473898

>>13473894
Maybe he likes fluffy. Lich is very top tier for me, but they aren't exactly fluffy.

>> No.13473904

>>13473894
Dullahans aren't really my thing. Liches and Dragons however, are. Liches for similar reasons as Anubis, Dragons though for different ones.

Regardless, you can't always reason why you like a particular thing over another, and while I do like Liches and adore Dragons, Anubi still come out as my favorite.

>> No.13473911

>>13473904
>Dullahans aren't really my thing
"They are very intellectual. Rare among them, the Dullahans are loyal and take their duty seriously. The anxiety they experience while serving among the knights is not difficult to imagine."

Authoritative, smart, serious. She seems like she would be. Or are you just not into the whole headless fairy aesthetic.

>> No.13473912

>>13473904
Let me guess, you also like nightmares.

>> No.13473914

>>13473898
Personalities are more important than monster parts

>> No.13473919
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13473919

>still no futakuchi-onna
Kenkou is a hack

>> No.13473921

>>13473919
... I swear I've seen a doujin about this somewhere

>> No.13473922

>>13473911
It's not really that. Maybe it's just that there haven't been any really good stories or things written with them, but nothing about them really jumps out at me. It's not like I dislike them, just they don't really grab my attention or interest.

>>13473912
S'not like I'm hiding it.

>> No.13473925

>>13473914
I agree, which is why I'm fine with a lot of MGs that don't have much going on in that regard. Was just giving a possible reason. Meaningless now that he explained though.

>>13473921
I saw one just the other day. Guy fucked the back of her head.

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>>13473883

"Did someone say they find Egyptian monstergirls sexy? Because I'm pretty sure I heard someone say Egyptian monstergirls are sexy."

"Let me be your Empress."

>> No.13473934

>>13473929
Can I take the sphinx at your feet?

>> No.13473941

>>13473929
Man, Pharaos are something weird for me, it's not like she has any special monster part, except for the snake pet, but for some reason I feel attracted to her it even though I hate cosplay-tier ones.
I want a snake pet like that one.

>> No.13473942

>>13473929
>Empress
You mean like pooping on me and stuff?

>> No.13473945

>>13473929
I'm gonna fuck all of them.

>> No.13473946
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13473946

>Hero Academy omake with character profiles
>STILL no Mina profile
>>13473929
Where is the grapes?

>> No.13473949

>>13473946
Slug time will come, don't worry.

>> No.13473950

>>13473946
In the trash.

>> No.13473953

>>13473941
You're probably just attracted to her affluence.

>> No.13473959

>>13473941
She's technically undead.

>> No.13473960

>>13473919
How do you make that sexy?

>> No.13473964

>>13473960
Double blowjobs: the monster girl

>> No.13473972

>>13473941
I hope the snake stays out of the bedroom at least

>> No.13473977

>>13473972
She uses it for bondage play

>> No.13473982

>>13471634
If I land in a demon realm or otherwise an MG rich area i'll be absolutely fine. Finding my waifu probably won't happen, since i'd probably just get snatched up randomly. But that is not such a bad fate either, assuming it isn't a mantago that catches me.

If I end up in human lands I best learn something to make myself usseful. Perhaps find a way to get to a demon realm.

>> No.13473993

>>13473941
It'd be odd if you weren't attracted to her.
Or else that'd mean you can only feel attracted to things with animal features. Implying that you care more about the animal features than the human ones. And that's bad.

>> No.13473998

>>13473919
There's that one Skullgirl, or the girl from Sengoku Rance who is one of Date Masamune's wives.

>> No.13474019

>>13471800
Grab her ass back and perhaps give a nice slap for good measure. Two can play this game.

>> No.13474021

>>13473998
>There's that one Skullgirl
I wouldn't really count Filia. Or at least with her you can't really sexualize the futakuchi-onna aspect.

>> No.13474022

>>13473522
Was he cuckoo for cocoa puffs?

>> No.13474023

>>13473095
What is the result of asking to buy the tanuki and/or just not leaving the shop and falling asleep in her room?

>> No.13474031
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>>13474021
I'd say she technically counts, and you can damn well sexualize her plumpness.
As for the Sengoku Rance girl she is the real deal, but her second mouth is far from sexy.

>> No.13474044

>>13473946
Despite being a shitty series, the buff ant from Terra Formars was cute.

>> No.13474048

>>13474021
>Or at least with her you can't really sexualize the futakuchi-onna aspect.
Why not? It's like a girl that comes with her own tentacles to get raped by.

>> No.13474054

>>13474048
Well, yeah, but nothing you could insert yourself into.

>> No.13474059

>>13474031
How do you make something like a rear mouth sexy anyway?

>> No.13474062

>>13474059
The same way people make feet sexy.
Or how middle aged men make their saggy old wives sexy.

>> No.13474066

>>13474062
Or how hot young girls make the rich old fat and ugly men sexy.

>> No.13474067

>>13474054
She can technically still give hairjobs. There'd just be a little extra kink.

>> No.13474072

>>13473998
I wish I could fap to the Skullgirls cast but they almost all have some feature that just makes them totally unappealing to me.

>> No.13474073

Where did alp go? I want more bitchboy and dragon adventures.

>> No.13474076

>>13474073
Technically the bitch hasn't gone anywhere, he just stopped writing.

>> No.13474077

>>13474072
>same features
You mean sameface? I find some of the girls to be extremely fappable, like that nurse.

>> No.13474082

>>13474076
Why?

>> No.13474083

>>13474077
Some feature, not same features.
Just one or two things about each of them that ruins them for me. Except Parasoul and Valentine.

>> No.13474085
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>>13474082
No reason really. Now shut up and talk about nice things.

>> No.13474087
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13474087

Chaika would be perfect wurm

>> No.13474088

>>13474083
So those little features ruin them for you? Are they really that bad?


>>13474085
Alp you can stop dodging the question now.

>> No.13474091

>>13474085
I'd rather talk about Alp and why he should get back to writing already. Did some one bully him, like, harder than usual?

>> No.13474092

>>13474067
Extra kink? From what?

>> No.13474094

>>13474091
No, there was none of that. At all.

>> No.13474098

>>13474088
Well, I wouldn't really call them little features for, say, Eliza, Double, Peacock, Painwheel or Filia/Fukua.
Cerebella is okay but only without the headgear.

>> No.13474100

>>13474094
So wut, writers block? Is his muse blueballing him?

>> No.13474103

>>13474100
Not a single line of prose in three weeks.

>> No.13474111
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>>13474098
I find Filia to be grade A fap material.
Then again, I love me some healthy girls in skirts with stockings.

>> No.13474112

>>13474103
Well... hope you find the incentive to write again. No pressure or anything, but I'll be waiting. Gotta know how the dude lands himself a dragon, seeing as how he's set up to be the merc leader's bitch next.

>> No.13474114

>>13474111
Is this the Medusa from WCW? Damn, gotta listen to that ED again.

>> No.13474115

>>13474111
Filia would be fine without the whole parasite part. I just can't get behind a girl with a dude growing out of her head.
Really, all of the girls would be so much more fappable without all the parasite/living weapon bullshit. Hence why Parasoul and Valentine are the only really sexy ones imo.

>> No.13474116

>>13474112
He wasn't being set up for that at all, he was being set up for ransom, since he claimed to be a knight.

>> No.13474117

>>13474114
>WCW
What's that?

>> No.13474123

>>13474115
Yeah, she could be better without the whole parasite aspect.

>> No.13474131

>>13474117
Witchcraft Works aired a few seasons ago

>>13474116
Meaning he'll have to hang out in the command tent, right? All alone with a merc who doesn't really give a fuck about his rights. And it's not like she'd let the dragon get close, she obviously is sympathetic to his plight, which owuld get in the way of any sexy times the merc leader wants to throw at him to relieve herself before she ransoms him. I mean, if it's not, it;s not, just seemed to go that way to me.

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>>13474131
>Witchcraft Works
Nope.
It's a character from some sort of comic by a western guy.

>> No.13474140
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>>13474131
>just seemed to go that way to me
Hostages should be left unspoiled, you know. The Dragon, Mantis and Ogre were going to get some extra night shifts for using him.
Whatever, let's forget about that.

>> No.13474148

>>13474123
It's true for all the girls, really.

>> No.13474156

>>13474148
Valentine is still my favorite regardless.
Eyepatches and nurses can go a long way.

>> No.13474158

>>13474140
>unspoiled
I looked, you filthy liar, That word isn't in the monstergirl dictionary. Quit making things up.

>> No.13474161

>>13474158
If Saruman can make the Uruk-Hai understand it...

>> No.13474165

>>13474156
Helps that she's the most "vanilla" girl next to Parasoul. At least purely by appearance.

>> No.13474167

>>13474165
Vanilla isn't so bad.

>> No.13474170

>>13474161
>Implying the uruk-hai don't have superior will power to your average MG
Now those were some cool dudes. Regular orcs would have defiled those two cute hobitses quicker than they could have their pants off. I'd like to see some Uruk MGs. Did they all die when the towers collapsed? I hope some lived. Also, I hated the end of the lord of the rings. "Welp, that was fun, story's over, I'm gonna take all my high fantasy shit and ship it all off to the West, enjoy your boring age of Man.

>> No.13474181

>>13474167
Vanilla is great.
Vanilla monster girls are great too. Kemonomimi a cute.

>> No.13474212
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13474212

"Excuse me, Anons, But why do seem so alarmed"

>> No.13474217

>>13474212
I think I either left the door open or the gas on.

>> No.13474220

>>13474212
I see skulls, are they for a throne?
Is there blood?
Wait, is Khârn here? That guy's a laugh riot.

>> No.13474225

>>13474212
I'm almost done with watching Gundam and I don't know for sure where to go from here.

>> No.13474228

>>13474225
>done watching Gundam

Is such a thing even possible?

>> No.13474230

>>13474228
I'm on episode 24 of the second season of 00 and I'm going to call it quits after that.

>> No.13474250

>>13474116
Not mutually exclusive.

>> No.13474252

>>13474250
You don't get to call the shots on that dude. Unless you want to take over writing it, then feel free.

>> No.13474261

>>13474252
A few more weeks of waiting and I just might.

>> No.13474262

>>13474261
Done.

>> No.13474266

>>13474083
What are they?

>> No.13474274

>>13474262
Alright. Collars and pegging incoming.

>> No.13474280

>>13474274
No, that's Vertex.

>> No.13474285

>>13474280
Haven't gotten around to reading that yet.

>> No.13474286

>>13474266
Filia/Fukua: Samson/Shamone (hair parasites)
Cerebella: Vice-Versa (the living weapon hat thing)
Eliza: Flesh melting and stripping off her bones
Squigly: Rotting and smelly
Painwheel: Fucking everything (Carol's a cutie though)
Peacock: Fucking everything
Double: Fucking everything
Ms. Fortune: Not a fan of guro

>> No.13474287

>>13474285
Don't bother, it's shit and there's no collars or pegging in it anyway.

>> No.13474289

>>13474287
>there's no collars or pegging in it anyway.
And that is somehow a bad thing?

>> No.13474295

>>13474286
>Not maining broken band

>> No.13474299

>>13474295
Well, I was talking strictly about the girls and what turns me off about them.
Ben Birdland is one fly ass nigga.

>> No.13474300

>>13474289
I just assumed that>>13474274 would've liked it if there were.

>> No.13474301
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13474301

What'cha doing nerds?

>> No.13474302

>>13474301
Reading Gashbell while listening to DOOM.

>> No.13474304

>>13474301
Watching my last episode of Gundam.

>> No.13474306

I sure wish I had a Cait Sith skin coat on a day like today.

>> No.13474309

>>13474301
Watching Kitchen Nightmares and imagining an episode involving Manticore pizza.

>> No.13474310

>>13474252
>>13474262
Alp, pls. We already have a grumpy Alp in these threads.

>> No.13474313

>>13474286
>being this vanilla

>> No.13474319
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I want to be nuzzled by a mantis

>> No.13474320
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13474320

How can one bully a Wurm or Ryu in the most productive way?

>> No.13474322

>>13474301
On my belly swiveling in my chair stairing at the ground

>> No.13474323

>>13474310
But I was being totally positive.

>> No.13474324

>>13474313
Name one appealing thing about any of those.

>> No.13474326 [SPOILER] 
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13474326

>>13474319
I want to be nibbled by a mantis

>> No.13474330

>>13474326
>mantis-taur
fucking gross
MGE Mantis or nothing

>> No.13474331

>>13474319
I want to irrumate a mantis.

>> No.13474332

>>13474324
There's not really anything appealing about them sure, but are you really so gay to let those minor things ruin a perfectly good sexy ass girl for you?

>> No.13474334

>>13474323
Well whatever, looking forward to whichever story you decide to update eventually.

>> No.13474335

>>13474301
Playing some arams before I lay down again.

>>13474319
Yep. That sounds great to me too.

>> No.13474337

>>13474301
I'm at work, laughing at how much a shitfest /monster/ is

>> No.13474340

>>13474330
>Not wanting her to Surprise ambush you from behind and cling to your back in a full-body cuddle, giggling all the while
Maximus plebianus.

>> No.13474344

>>13474330
>not loving all mantises equally
You're the real monster here

>> No.13474345

>>13474332
I disagree
I'd love to have Cerebella's ass all up in my face while she makes her hat jerk me off

>> No.13474348

>>13474320
Call them not-dragons or lamias
Will Google ever stop making me choose food?

>> No.13474350

>>13474334
Can't you just move on and let the ashes go undisturbed?

>> No.13474356

>>13474320
Wurms and Ryus aren't for bullying, they are for tender loving.

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>>13474286
>He wouldn't fuck a bloody skeleton
Its like I don't even know you people anymore

>> No.13474364

>>13474345
I might go for a Filia hairjob too.

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>>13473582
Sorry Miss but we already have the good book that is the NercroMoomicon.

Try the shota upstairs though, he's always ordering weird things like 40 pound boxes of...well you know.

Do have a nice day though!

>> No.13474371

>>13474361
I'm not gonna lie
I'd hit it

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>>13474356
There is only one "dragon" made for bullying

>> No.13474374

>>13474350
Never!

>> No.13474375

>>13474345
>>13474364
gay

>> No.13474379

>>13474374
That urn contains Alp's ashes anon! Were you hoping to piss on them one last time before leaving his pastebin to rot?!

>> No.13474381

>>13472882
Where would pharaohs and lichen fit in here?

>> No.13474383

>>13474381
>lichen
Hehehe.

>> No.13474384

>>13474379
I didn't know what it held. Nor does it matter. I'll have what I'm here for, one way or another.

>> No.13474386

>>13474383
God Damn fucking phone spell check
I meant liches

>> No.13474387

>>13474384
Oh god we're such awful nerds.

>> No.13474388

>>13474381
>>13474383
>lichen

A coven of liches?

>> No.13474392

>>13474384
I dearly hope that there's a special place in hell waiting for you, Anon.

>> No.13474394

>>13474392
We may never know. I intend to bully forever.

>> No.13474400

>>13474394
I want a wisp Ner'zhul to get all yandere with me.
>"Rest in my lap, Anon. You no longer have to sacrifice for your people. You no longer have to bear the weight of your crown. I've taken care of everything."

>> No.13474408

>>13474400
>What is this? What are you doing my dear?
>Fellating you... DARLING!

>> No.13474414

>>13474408
We go through this every few threads but,
>You'll never quote warcraft lines to your waifu

>She meets your folks for the first time
>"Greetings, parents. I should thank you for looking after my husband during my absence. However, I won't be requiring your services any longer."

>> No.13474427

>>13474414
>Teach your waifu about Garithos and how he did nothing wrong
>Tell her to go around screaming it as a battle cry
>I have created a self racist human-loving nazi

>> No.13474428
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>> No.13474435

>>13474428
Who's a cute little abomination? You are! Oh yes you are!

>> No.13474437

>>13474428
Horrifying.

>> No.13474442

>>13474427
>Anon sits before his freshly raised zombie
>"Now, repeat after me,"
>"Waarm?"
>"No, repeat after me, 'We humans have to stick together'"
>"Huumies~"
>"C-Close, enough. Now... 'The only good non-human is a dead non-human.'"
>"Good dead human~"
>"N-not quite. 'If you want something done right, leave it to a human.'"
>"Do humans!"
>[Sighing intensifies]

>> No.13474443

>>13474428
Cute as fuck.

>> No.13474445

>>13474442
Wait till she turns into a wight or lich. So she can smack you over the head for it.

>> No.13474446

>>13474442
You reminded me of those couple of unfortunate necromancer greentexts. Dammit.

>> No.13474450

>>13474445
>Zombie turning into a Lich
I... uh... I hate to be the one to tell you this, but I don't think that's really possible. A Lich is created from a living sorceress. They do become Wights, though.

>>13474446
Man, I really liked those. Shit was real funny.

>> No.13474454

>>134744451
I'll be a damnwell racist as I please
>glare up into her eyes as she rides you,
>"Humanity will rise again."
>She slams her ass down hard, impaling herself "Embrace the end!"
>"Never trust an elf!"
>"It is destin- Wait... what?"
>"S-sorry, that one sort of just slipped out."

>> No.13474456

>>13474454
>>13474445
I meant to link you. Not sure what happened there.

>> No.13474461

>>13474454
>>13474450
Imagine if /pol/ was transported to MGE.

>> No.13474468

>>13474461
/pol/ here, the worst monster girl makes the prospect of marrying a human woman akin to sticking your dick in a bear trap that's on fire.

>> No.13474472

>>13474468
I feel you. Almost eight years to go for full wizardry. Last of my line, and I won't stick my dick in anything unless a fucking portal to MGE opens up because of that collider thingy.

>> No.13474476

>>13474468
I like you.

>> No.13474494

>you will never put vibrators on the base of an oomukade's antennae
Why live

>> No.13474497

>>13474472

Have you told your family about it?
Not the monstergirls but the whole "no dating or dicking" thing

My grandpa understands and actually thinks I made a decent choice seeing what people are like now.
Mom is convinced I'll come around and give her the grandchild she wants

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>you will never awake a dark elf with your turgid penis

>> No.13474503

>>13474494
Indeed why

>> No.13474504

>>13474497
Yup. Told my mom I've considered it due to statistics alone and seeing all the women around me. She thinks the same. Wants grandchildren. My other side of the family just wants me to pass on the family name and all that bullshit. Gets old. Considering almost every member in my family has either been cheated on or cheated at one point in their life, I'm not going down that road. MG's could solve all of this. /blog

>> No.13474512

>>13474504
I wonder how many of us come from broken families and think that the biggest apeal of MGs is their loyalty because of our trust issues

>> No.13474515

>>13474494
>you will never spit in a oomukade's coffee

>> No.13474517

>>13474512
Plenty. Oh look. It's raining now.

>> No.13474520

>>13474512
That's 100% my reasoning. I mean, logically I know the chances of fucking up so bad and getting cheated on are pretty low, but there ARE people out there that will do it even if everything is perfect. Shit don't make sense.

>> No.13474521

>Your apartment will never be infested by tiny Ushis that quietly repel invading bugs, clean up when you're not looking and cuddle you in your sleep.

>> No.13474522
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13474522

What's the thread's opinion on eyepatches?

>> No.13474523

You know, the Lilim's automatic charm/corruption doesn't make them even close to unbeatable.

>give your champions helmets that only let them see through a series mirrors that are enchanted to make everything you see reflected in them ugly
>locate them from far away and carpet bomb with siege weapons or long ranged magic
>set traps and get out of the way so you don't have to get into direct contact with them

>> No.13474526
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>>13474522
hot along with scars
very fucking hot

>> No.13474527

>>13474521
Suffering.

>>13474522
I love them. Abiru is top tier normal girl.

>> No.13474528

>>13474520
I've been cheated several times bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks this is why I like MGs so much
>>13474522
Depends, are they chuuni or just wanna hide scars?

>> No.13474530

>>13474522
Sexy. But part of the reason I love eyepatches is because I won't want them there. If I can get a girl shy about whatever is behind the patch to accept herself, job completed, yenno? Assuming it doesn't have to be there for medical reasons.

>> No.13474531

>>13474522
Good for adapting an eye to the darkness of the high seas.
Useful if a person is suffering from some sort of injury to their eye.
Garbage when used for chuuni reasons.

>> No.13474532

>>13474523
>traps
>carpet bombing
Hello Dale. You're now going to ramble on about Lilims instead of Ushi Oni now?

>> No.13474533

>>13474522
I like them with girls that are warriors and such. I hate them in chuunis.

Chuunis in general are shit.

>> No.13474542

>>13473803
>122
>152.5
>183
Fucking disgusting. You should just use different lines for the cm

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>>13474533
>Chuunis in general are shit
Are you calling mai waifu shit?

>> No.13474545

>>13474543
Yes

>> No.13474549

>>13474545
Well fuck you too then.

>> No.13474567

I want double paizuri with a Pharaoh and Lilim.

>> No.13474575

>>13474567
Double paizuri with a pharaoh and a lich. Both undead, but one heralds life and light, while the other experiments with death.
Also one's brown and the other's pale as the driven snow, so I think it'd look neat.

>> No.13474582

>>13474575
A decent thought. I'm not terribly fond of Pharaohs, but her being double with a Lich would be interesting.

>> No.13474583

>>13474575
Paizuri a best. Best form of sex. With paizuri, your dick is closer to their hearts.

>> No.13474591

>>13474583
You're trying to sound poetic, but no.

>> No.13474593

>>13474591
My opinion>Your opinion
I respect yours though.

>> No.13474602
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13474602

I think I might actually be going insane

These last years of doing nothing really besides talking about monstergirls has made me so dependant on them it's a little scary.
If this keeps up I think I might actually kill myself because I'm not able to FUCK A SNAKE, HOLY SHIT JUST LOOK AT HOW FUCKING CUTE MIIA IS, I JUST WANT TO FUCKING HOLD HER CLOSE AND MAYBE HOLD HER HAND A LITTLE, THEN I COULD TEACH HER HOW TO COOK AND AS THANKS SHE COULD WRAP ME UP AND FUCK ME FOR HOURS UNTIL I FUCKING BREAK, THEN, AFTER I CAN'T GET HARD ANYMORE, SHE'LL USE SOME LAMIA INCENSE SHIT AND MAYBE MASSAGE MY PROSTATE A LITTLE SO I'M READY TO GO AGAIN, THEN AFTER I'M A DRIED OUT HUSK WITH MAYBE A COUPLE BROKEN RIBS, I COULD JUST LAY IN HER COMFY SNAKE BODY AND USE HER BREASTS AS PILLOWS

>> No.13474604

>>13474593
Tit fucking a great, but by no means a best. It's not even intercourse

>> No.13474607

>>13474602
Chillax.

>> No.13474608

>>13474602
>MAYBE HOLD HER HAND A LITTLE
Fucking faggot.

>> No.13474613
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>>13474602
Yeah. Okay.

>> No.13474616

>>13474583
And there's the added bonus of easy headrub access, for extra mutual relaxation.

>>13474602
Take some of that raw, heart-skipping, stomach-fluttering passion you're probably feeling and turn it into a story. Or just gush for one or two posts about how great lamia sex is.
Works for me, when the urge for brown and fluffy starts welling up inside.

>> No.13474618

>>13474602
I know right.

>> No.13474620

>>13474613
You like Ice Dragons huh?

Enjoy your cold vagina

>> No.13474622

>>13474620
Not him but cold vagina is best vagina.

>> No.13474628

>>13474602
Now that's something.

>>13474620
Not him, but you trying to say there's a problem with that, bud?

>> No.13474651

>>13474602
I'd actually prefer becoming obsessed over them like that over years than just burning out eventually and dropping, like so many things before.
Been into it for 3 years so far.

>> No.13474682

>>13474620
Good thing I burn hot like the damn sun all day.

I'll warm her right up.

>> No.13474696

>>13474620
>>13474682
>Dicking ice-based monstergirls with enough intensity to heat them up
>Do it to the point where they start to melt
>By the time they finish, they've turned into a slimegirl

I'm not sure wherever to be aroused or unsettled.

>> No.13474718

>>13474696
enjoy penis frostbite
when it defrosts you wont be getting turgid anymore

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13474720

Would you really turn this gorgeous, full-fledged-female cutie down because of something about her past that's never coming back or harming you somehow?

>> No.13474727

>>13474720
I'd rather help her get there.

>> No.13474731

>>13474720
>I don't care about person's real gender
>only "current" matters
>>>/lgbt/

>> No.13474734

>>13474720
Probably not. But dicking them into full fledged, voluptuous succubutts is more fun.

>> No.13474738

>>13474532
Who? Did another funposter get tagged with a name?

>> No.13474741

>>13474718
What if it's a threesome with a lava golem acting as a condom?

>>13474720
This seems suspcious. What sinister past are they hiding from me? Did they partake in racketeering?

>> No.13474744

>>13474731
>womb, vagina, ovaries
Sounds like a girl to me. Oh wait, I got it. You're scared of turning gay so you have to push the gay spirits away by directing them on to other people. It doesn't actually work you know.

>> No.13474747

>>13474741
>What sinister past are they hiding from me?

Bootlegging Barometz juice.

>> No.13474748

>>13474727
>>13474734
Isn't she stage 3 already?

>> No.13474749

>>13474731
>you are the gender you think you are
>>>/tumblr/

>> No.13474751

>>13474744
>strawmaning this hard
You can always find home on /lgbt/ anon

>> No.13474752

>>13474747
Gal Alpone, infamous bootlegger.

>> No.13474754

>>13474751
See, you just tried to do it again. Stop it. No matter how much you call other people gay, you won't turn straight. Get out of the closet Tom.

>> No.13474759

>>13474731
But the "current" gender is the real gender. The tumblr gender is thinking that despite being in a female body, you're somehow still a man. Sex don't work that way, fella.

>> No.13474766

>>13474754
>out of hundred girls I would pick the one who used to be a guy
>but I'm not gay I swear
>you are gay for not liking it

>> No.13474767

>>13474522
It only gives me one beautiful eye to look into instead of two

>> No.13474768

I want to stick a bunch of silly straws into a barometz's blob, and charge to let people drink from them.

>> No.13474770

>>13473803
I think there's much more variation, and that some girls are much taller or shorter than humans.

>> No.13474775

>>13474770
Just ignore that headcanon nonsense.

>> No.13474776

>>13474720
I want to hear her beg for my dick and then violate her until she ahegaos then violate her some more.

>> No.13474777

>>13474766
Stop it, it's still not working. Why is this so hard for you?

>> No.13474779

Tfw when you will never be a qt healer/priest boy with a yandere brocon paladin onee chan

Week 1
>"I'll protect you from their filth and debauchery"
Week 2
>"Stay close to my side. I won't let anyone take you."
Week 3
>"Oh, a bit of monster blood hit me."
2nd month
>"Your hair is so soft, and your cheeks look so tender...
>3rd month
>She wakes up during the night with a particular 'vivid' dream. She tries not to think about it, but she can't. How can she even think about doing THAT to her brother? Maybe a kiss could help control her desires...
5th month
>"You never know when the monsters or raider might attack us. Besides, there is nothing wrong with a brother and sister in the same bath. Bow sit still and let your sister wash you."
>6th month
>The dreams have gotten stronger and more frequent the more she tried to opress it. Whenever she saw his brother she wanted to ravish him to new pleasures. But... her brother wouldn't want that.
>7th month
>She wasn't in a good mood. She had recently stopped at a small town in the frontier. She saw her brother talking with another girl. Why had she felt so jealous? It wasn't like she was going to steal him. Was she? She was sure that every other woman was out to get her brother. After all, those women are all filthy people with filthy desires like she was.
>1 year
>"Don't be embarrased! I need to know the status of your health. A boy your age should be able to cum a healthy amount of semen! You can't go on? Do you want me to help you?
There you go. Does nee-chans mouth feel good? I'm so glad!

>> No.13474781

>>13474766
Now this is a strawman. Just because he's not scared to call a girl a girl for fear of contracting gayness because she once used to be a man, doesn't mean he suddenly looks exclusively for once-men.

>> No.13474787
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>>13474720
I'd ask her to tone down the use of those male/female symbols on her clothing. Can't she just put one of these on her ears and call it a day?

>> No.13474789

>>13474779
>Not being a tank
Fucking healer pussies

>> No.13474795

>>13474789
Shut up, he just wants to be his Onee-chan's exclusive little healslut. Don't rob him of that, fiend.

>> No.13474811

>>13474779
>>13474789
>Not being both tanks
It's like you guys hate fun

>> No.13474817

>>13474779
>>13474789
>>13474811

>Not being the wizard and blowing people up with the snap of your finger with magic.

You dont know the meaning of fun.

>> No.13474820

>>13474811
>>13474817
Yes, you go on being wizards and meat shields, while I get all the bitches as a dashing rogue. I will steal the Dragon lady's heart, and then have her chase me across the fantasy world!

>> No.13474826

>>13474820

>I will steal the Dragon lady's heart

That's what all rogues say and in the end they always end up as common street thieves.

>> No.13474827

>>13474811
>Not being a big, burly tank with your slender waif of a healer who takes the lead in the relationship, while you lead and protect her through battle.

>> No.13474828

I want to molest the spade-tail.

>> No.13474830

>>13474826
Not me man, I've got a plan! First, I'll dress up all mysterious-like, and then I'll pick a corner in the local tavern, and then I'll set myself up there, nursing the same drink and looking mysterious! The heroes and adventurers will flock to me!

>> No.13474831

>>13474779
I'd rather be a mage and follow her on her righteous quest until she inevitably falls in battle, at which point I'd raise her as a zombie and make sweet love to her cold and clammy new form.

>> No.13474833

>>13474781
>looks exclusively for once-men
Then why?
Lesser succubi, succubi, imps and arch imps are literally the same as alp. Horns, spade tail, wings. Arch imp even has similar clothes
The only gimmick alp has is that he is a transgender

>> No.13474837

>>13474831

>Being a necrophiliac

disgusting why not just dick her when she's alive instead of being a pussy beta and waiting for her to fall.

>> No.13474841

>>13474817
>Not smashing people with a shield
It's like you don't know what's fun.

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>>13474817
>>13474827
>>13474820
>Not crushing skulls here and there along with your Oni waifu

>> No.13474845

>>13474843
Dass rayciss!

>> No.13474847

>>13474830

What would your name be? You have to pick something really edgy to scare off all the wimpy adventurer's.

>> No.13474850
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>>13474833
>Why?
There is no why. I personally argue because I'm sick of fags always going "Hurr they're men." I mean if we're talking me personally, I wouldn't touch any succubus if given the chance. I guess the gimmick here is that they know exactly what you like because they once thought like you. It's unsettling that you focus solely on the transgender aspect, and yet are so quick to point the finger at some one else possibly being gay, like it even fuckin' matters. Who cares if fags are fags? It's more pussy for the straight guys once they alp.

You niggers need to take a page from Adam's good book.

>> No.13474851

>>13474837
Because you can't dick a human into a wight.

>> No.13474854

>>13474847
Tsk. I don't work with names. They call me Everett around here, is as good a name as any until you gotta skip town and pick another. Or just become someone else. Maybe I was the beggar outside and you can't tell. You need a burglar, don't hire no Hobbit. I'm your man.

>> No.13474855

>>13474847
Darkness Darkblade.

>> No.13474857

>>13474851

I never understood why people like undead they are literally just dead humans. Why not just fuck them while their alive?

>> No.13474863

>>13474857
Why not fuck them while they're dead? Tell me in which way a zombie or Wight isn't superior to plain old human pussy?

>> No.13474867

>>13474857
Because cold pussy, no heartbeat, and clammy skin.
Duh.

>> No.13474870

>>13474863
Dead things cant have kids.

>> No.13474877

>>13474870
Mamano Mana Anon

>> No.13474880

>>13474870
Not with that attitude.

>> No.13474881

>>13474870
MAMONO MANA. Also, living things die. Dead things don't. If I had my way Your shitty opinion would die with you, and I'd live out mine centuries later.

>> No.13474901

>>13474850
>I wouldn't touch any succubus if given the chance.
You know alps are succubi, right?

>> No.13474907

>>13474870
You are not trying it hard enough

>> No.13474917

>>13474847
You don't choose your nickname anon.

I'd definitely end up being called Armory for very specific good reasons though.

>> No.13474950

>>13474901
>I call you out on your bullshit "man in a woman's body" argument
>This obviously means that I want to fuck an Alp
yeah okay dude

>> No.13474952

>>13474850
>they know exactly what you like
All mg know that with the power of MAMONO MANA, and can even change their bodies to your preferences

>> No.13474967

>>13474952
Not really sure that's the same thing. It's not like she changes herself, it sort of just changes her. Its one of the more subtly fucked up things in KC's "hugbox", a slow insidious change that you yourself don't even realize. Well, it makes the sex better so I doubt any one cares that much. An alp on the other hand can actively think like you and anticipate what you wand and how you feel. It's just a bro you can fuck and put babies inside of. Well, that's KC's schtick. I personally, as I said, aren't interested in succubi of any breed. Except for Fallen Paladins. They always have a spot in my heart.

>> No.13474987

>Operation "Army of Darkness" has hit a new snag, said snag being that you can't blot out the sun because your Zombie's husbands actually need to grow food.
>It's kind of spoiling your image, because who has ever heard of a kingdom of darkness where the sung is shining brightly and the birds are singing?
>Whatever, you still have a zombie wurm, who has become very clingy, and a skeletal who is the only one even resembling compliment.
>OH! And skeleton dwarf is making weapons and armor at a better rate now that you have some actual iron to work with.
>Today is not a day for relaxation though, you have important business to do! Namely, the creation of a familiar.
>All lords of darkness have been known to use ravens, venomous snakes, and spiders for their arcane companions.
>Sadly, there are no snakes outside of garden snakes you can find, all the spiders appear to be common house spiders, and you, so far, have been unable to catch any Ravens, the clever bastards.
>As such, you've settled for a ragged, black tomcat you found dead, one ear torn away and battle scars covering it.
>Well, technically the wurm found it and it's a kitten but reality can suck a dick, you've got a horde of serial huggers and it is NOT taking this from you.
>Gathering a few alchemical and arcane components from the nearby woods, you are prepared, enacting a ritual that will help create a creature to augment your magics.
>The sky grows dark at your words (or a passing cloud) and the winds blew at a gentle breeze, your masterful, necromantic powers.
>The zombie wurm is watching with blank look of excitement and your peerless champion is standing at attention for whatever may happen.
>For the final ingredient you slice open a finger with a pen knife, adding a droplet of blood to the ritual.
>There is a crack of thunder and a flash of light as the ritual ends, your mana draining away to empower your newest servant, an intelligent creature as black as night who is an extension of your will

>> No.13474988

>>13473531
You really should care though, for instance my LGS shares a wall with a bar and every friday night the Local(?) band they bring in plays their music way to fucking load making it almost impossible to hear yourself think between the sounds of FNM and their fucking drummer

>> No.13474991

>>13473562
>jinko 6'0"-7'0"
stop my boner can only get so big.gif

>> No.13474997

>>13474987
>Continuation
Fuck yeah, man. Lets see what his new reality does to him this time.

>> No.13474998

>>13474987
>zombie Cait Sith
calling it

>> No.13475001

>>13473562
>Goblin 3'0"-4'0"
Gonna fuck that thing like an onahole.

>> No.13475011

>>13474987
>It will be an agile creature, an exension of your will that will watch from the dark places, it will be a....a...cat...girl...thing?
>Sitting before you in a circle of burnt grass is your familiar, a young looking creature with a cat's ears, paws, and tail, all colored black, and a pair of leathery bat wings. Her skin is pale and her ebony hair is cut into a short bobcut.
>"Are you my -yawn- master?" the little cat asks you, her green eyes shining with a strange light despite the black circles around her eyes, making her look extremely tired.
>You tell her that of course you are! You are the master of shadow! The lord of the dead! He who will bring about an age of darkness to last a thousan-
>And she fell asleep, your new familiar falling asleep on the grass, as the sun shone through the clouds.
>It's times like this you consider drinking (more) as you pick up the still sleeping cat creature, shooting your champion an angry look as she sniggered at your misfortune, the wurm slithering it's way over to you with her expressionless face, looking the sleeping cat girl in the face.
>Whatever, you have a familiar, even if it purrs when you scratch it's ears.

>> No.13475040

>>13474987
>>13475011
Hooray, a continuation!

>you've got a horde of serial huggers and it is NOT taking this from you.
There's no catching a break for the dark lord of shadows and death.

>> No.13475046

>>13475011
Sounds like a pretty great familiar to me. This guy still doesn't know how lucky he is.

>> No.13475054

>>13475046
They say you don't appreciate what you've got until you lose it...

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>>13474512
>>13474517
>>13474520
>>13474528
Am I the only one that's here purely because of the cute Kikimora's and adorable Wurms?

>> No.13475060

>>13475056
Just Kikis and Wurms? You're probably alone on that.

>> No.13475061

>>13474512
That's one of my favorite things about monstergirls to be honest.

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>>13475060
I enjoy most other MG's aswell of course. Kiki's and Wurms are pure olev though.

>> No.13475071

>>13475056
The only reason I'm here is because for some reason, you people actually tolerate it when I gush about monstergirls and, on the very rare occasion, write tripe that'd be laughed into oblivion were it posted anywhere else.
Never change, you mad bastards.

>> No.13475076
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>>13471634
> Go to Order town
> Become learned sage, doctor and tutor to royalty on account of my basic knowledge of germ theory, general science, and the fact that bloodletting doesn't actually work
> Grateful dukes throwing their daughters at me to try and get me to serve at their court
> Sire a dozen daughterus and sonnus
> Have poachers bring me mermaid's blood to extend lifespan without going crazy-incubus
> Advise king to pass the death sentence for even minor charges of consorting with monsters, because fuck you traitor-kun
Yes. Yes, I think this will just about do it

>> No.13475083

In which categories can monstergirls be divided?

>> No.13475089

>>13475083
The ones I'll fuck.
The ones I won't fuck.

I haven't found any for the second one yet.

>> No.13475095
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>>13475083
> Cait Sith tier
> Shit tier
> Pleb tier
> OK tier
> Good tier
> Great tier
> Waifu tier
> All Hail Blessed Ilias, Eternal Goddess Of Light And Beauty, Giver Of Hope, Shephard Of Souls, Source Of All Love And Glory Tier

>> No.13475097

>>13475089
Matango?

>> No.13475101

>>13475083
What. Like Reptilian, Demonic, Mammalian, Avian, Undead etc?

Or

Shit, Not shit, SHIIIIIIIIT, Wud fug, Won't fug

>> No.13475103

>>13475076
Disgusting humie-lover.

>> No.13475109

>>13475083
Do you even taxonomic classification?

>> No.13475122

>>13475097
Full body condom, with a two-stage, switch-operated airlock-like device at the tip of the penis to allow her to receive my sperm, while preventing spore contact.
Afterwards I'll look her in the eye, hug those squishy mushroom buttocks of hers, and tell her that I'm not wearing protection out of fear, but out of love. She's a genuinely lovely person, with a heart of gold who deserves better than the cards life dealt her.

>> No.13475123

>>13475011
>You return to your "dark bastion" (See: Room in the tavern) with the newly born servant of death asleep in your arms, bare but for where her tail and midnight black fur covers her.
>You're going to need to get her some clothes, can't have any servant of yours walking around naked. Well, she would have were she a cat but she's..technically still a cat...Maybe?
>You toss the dilemma of whether she is or is not a cat aside, you have nefarious deeds and regal clothes to purchase.
>Regal, not cute. You can't let any servant of yours run around in frilly clothes, bows, and ribbons.
>Disregarding those undead of yours whose husbands have decided to dress them up.
>"Halt foul necromancer!" a proud voice calls to you, snapping you out of your dark dreams of frilly dresses and silken ribbons "Your reign of terror ends here!"
>Your attention snaps up towards the tavern and, standing atop it, is an ivory haired woman in gleaming plate and wielding a silver sword and shield.
>A paladin! Here to slay you!
>You are so giddy with joy that you can barely containing yourself, your energetic bouncing earning a confused stare from your champion and awakening the sleeping familiar, the magical cat-girl creature...thing...giving a small yawn and stretching in your arms.
>You've finally hit it big! You have adventurers coming to stop you now! You've prepared for this day.
>"Is that what you think puny hero!?" You shout in your most bombastic voice, handing the familiar off to zombie wurm. "That you are the one who will end my dark and terrible kingdom?"
>The birds sang happy songs as you gathered your power in a needless display of might, the paladin pointing her blade at you.
>"I do not think so foul sorcerer! I know soooooOOOOOO!" her proud retort was cut short as she slipped on a shingle and fell off the roof, landing with a loud 'thump' and not moving.
poking the body with the tip

>> No.13475127

>>13475123
Leave theatrics to people who can't keep their balance and break their necks off roofs. Great.

>> No.13475130

>>13475123
poor bastard cant catch a break can he

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>>13475097
I would do her, bareback and gas-mask-less, and I would become a mushroom man.
I genuinely don't think it'd be so bad. Wrapped up in a mushroomy embrace, slowly falling into an eternal trance of sex and sleep?
imokaywiththis.png

If anything I'm SURPRISED by the number of anons who jealously guard their independence and autonomy, shying away from a life spent in whatever sort of hypnotic perma-coitus a given monster might have in store for you.

I LIKE those "bad" ends.
It's the whole reason I'm here in the first place.

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>>13474720
If it is like that already, it has a guy. Or it whored it up.

And I don't like men, so fuck off..

>> No.13475140

>>13475054
>horde of cuddle zombies and skeletons, including cute one eyed paladin girl
>skeleton champion
>zombie wurm
>sleepy familiar of DARKNESS

Guy's living the dream.

>> No.13475142

>>13475134
I would like to retain my mobility. That's my the Fallen God is the superior option.

>> No.13475155

>>13474779
>tfw you'd rather be a tanky healer being used as a daki by a kobbold rogue.

>> No.13475156

>>13475142
>my
why*

>> No.13475161

>>13475123
>"I believe she is dead master," the ancient, skeletal warlord told you, walking up and poking the unmoving body with the tip of her axe, the rest of the townsfolk staring wide eyed.
>"W-we didn't even get to fight." you say to yourself, the undead wurm giving you a "gentle" pat on the back that sends you stumbling towards the ground, the familiar asleep in her arms again.
>"Of course not!" a loud, familiar voice shouts out to you, drawing your attention back to the roof "Because you won't even qualify as a fight for me!"
>Standin- floating atop the roof is a a pale, transparent figure of the paladin. A proud smile still on her face and ghostly blade still drawn.
>Well, this is new.
>"As soon as I get down there, I will cast you and your horde back into the earth from which you came...from?" Oh boy, she just saw her body. "W-what is that?"
>"You," your champion replies, turning the body over with a boney foot "You fell off the roof."
>"B-but that can't be me!" the now distraught specter shouted, her sword falling down "I'm up here and...floating..."
>There was good second where she looked down at the ghostly tail she had instead of feet before she collapsed on the roof, weeping about how she "wanted to be a hero!" and "How will I ever become arch paladin now?"
>Suffice to say, everyone felt a little awkward at her uncontrollable weeping. It was so pathetic that even the zombies tried to cheer her up, although their attempts were mostly going "warm", "hugs", and "not that bad."
>It even moved your heart a little, causing you to walk forward and tell her that you have a position in your dark forces for her causing her to give a small sniff and look at you from the edge of the room.
>And then you tried to raise her body by reflex, a pulse of black energy causing it to twitch and stand as your magic brought it to unlife.
>"D-did you just make my body a zombie!?" she shouted, quite livid as her corpse gave you an empty look before turning to her ghost

>> No.13475163

>>13475142
But you do retain your mobility
Mushroom men are just incubi with some mushrooms growing from them

>> No.13475164

>>13475137
>No GET BENT

>> No.13475171

>>13475163
Oh well, I was thinking of the dryads then.

Matango a shit anyway praise the Fallen God

>> No.13475182

>>13475161
>Sexy-times with your ghost servant and her undead corpse.
That's too hot for life.

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>>13475142
Seems kinda pointless to retain your motor functions when you're stuck in a frozen moment of perpetual orgasm in Pandemonium.

>> No.13475190

>>13474512
Can't agree with the broken family thing, but I agree on the trust issues. Though I wonder how long even the most loyal of MGs would tolerate someone who has difficulty opening up...

>> No.13475191

>>13475134
Fuck off Niebel.

>> No.13475192

>>13475161

>Paladin dies in a stupid way

I knew this was going to turn to shit right when I started to like it.

>> No.13475193

>>13475183
Wouldn't affect to the sexual intercourse?

>> No.13475195

>>13475161
>zombie and ghost paladin pseudo-twins
I'm gonna need both hands for this.

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>>13475190
Forever and ever and ever!

>> No.13475199

>>13475192
>muh HFY
It's funny, shut up.

>> No.13475201

>>13475089
the ones that will fuck you

>> No.13475202

>>13475192
>people don't die in stupid ways

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>>13475137
>Switches to the Hinezumi

At least he has good taste.

>> No.13475206

>>13475123
Necromancer-kun wants to be hardcore, but fate won't let him.

>> No.13475209

>>13475103
Monstergirls are the biggest humie-lovers though. They're humanboos.

>> No.13475210 [DELETED] 

>>13475183
People aren't frozen in place in pandemonium, dumbbass.

>> No.13475214

>>13475161
>"Meeeee?" the new borne zombie moaned, pointing at the shade with a vague look of confusion on her face "I..on....roooof?"
>Well, this is new. You'd always known that you could resurrect a body without a soul but doing it while her ghost is present? That's interesting.
>"N-no! I'm me! Your just my body!" the spectral former paladin shouted back, floating down until she was looking her body face to face.
>"Me...not...meeee?" the body groaned back, trying to think and having no such luck.
>Not that you were doing any better despite your joy and what was your first dark deed in this place.
>"No I'm not you -er- your not me but you WERE me and..." the ghostly warrior soon fell quiet as the situation overloaded her brain.
>In fact, everyone seemed to have frozen at this turn of events, except for the body who, in true to zombie form, had decided to hug you, moaning "waaaarm" all the while.
>This, in turn, triggered zombie wurm to hug you, the sleeping familiar latching onto you as she came close, and all the rest of your horde clinging to their new husbands to a chorus of "warm"
>"S-stop it!" the ghost shouted at her body, the corpse ignoring her and nuzzling into your neck "Stop hugging him!"
>"Nooooooo" was the only response she got, leaving you trapped and snuggled for the next hour while the ghost pouted.
>These aren't like your tome's of horror at all!
(end for now, got work)

>> No.13475215

>>13475209
Which makes those who hurt them all the more meanies.

>> No.13475219

>>13475209
But they don't like the jerks that try to stop them from getting a nice human boy and marry one of those human women instead.

>> No.13475222

>>13475214
Put her back in the body! Make her body have a split personality between tsundere paladin and deredere zombie!

>> No.13475228

>>13475219

Without human woman monsters would go extinct they should be kissing the human woman's feet.

>> No.13475229 [DELETED] 

>>13475209
MGs don't love us, they covet us. They want to have us, and consequences be damned, to them and to who they want. Drugging/fucking someone until they "love" you is anything but, it's mindbreak.

>> No.13475239

>>13475229
Godda get that sweet spirit energy.

>> No.13475241 [DELETED] 

>>13475228
WHOA! HEY! Let's not get crazy here, sounding pretty femen there.

>> No.13475244

>>13475228
Once monsters are able to birth sons, human women are no longer needed.

>> No.13475247
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>>13475241

Whats wrong with monsters knowing their place at the bottom of the reproductive chain?

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>>13475239
I'm not sure why but my first thought when I read this was a MGE version of this.

>What were you crying about?
>Thinking about spirit energy

>> No.13475252

>>13475244
But monsters will never win, so it won't happen.

>> No.13475253

>>13475244

>So says the demon lord

>> No.13475255

I found something for those who like slimes.

http://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/2001760?original=1

Know any more monster girls efomuris?

>> No.13475257

>>13475229
Well, at the end of the day they're still not humans. I'm not sure we can apply those moral standards to them. Cats have barbed dicks. BARBED DICKS. No one ever said nature's mating game was a fair or nice one. We got off easy being stuck with monsters. You at least get to keep your literal head, and dick.

>> No.13475258

>>13475251
I think we can both agree that souls are way better than spirit energy.

>> No.13475262

>>13475252
Keep telling yourself that. The good guys always win.

>> No.13475268

>>13475262

>Monsters
>good guys

You almost had me with this bait anon.

>> No.13475269

>>13475262
I guess I don't have to worry then, you on the other hand...

>> No.13475272

>>13475252
Oh Anon, you joker.

>> No.13475277

>>13475258
That would only really work for Morrigan though.

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>>13475255
>efomuris
Emofuri, fuck.

>> No.13475279
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13475279

Not this shit again. Who called the paladins?

>> No.13475280

>>13475277
>not being a chosen undead

>> No.13475281

>>13475214
Threesome with ghost and her zombie body when?

>> No.13475285

>paladin shitposting
Come on. It's like two hours early for that.

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>>13475255
Sweet

>> No.13475288

>>13475214
Looking forward to seeing what fate has in store for him in his next adventures, man.

>>13475255
That's pretty neat.

>>13475281
I don't remember him actually doing anything with anyone so far, so probably never.

>> No.13475289

>>13475278
Fucking spooky

>> No.13475290 [DELETED] 

>>13475257
Still, saying they love humans is wrong.

>> No.13475297 [DELETED] 

>>13475285
>shitpostign
>yet traitor posting is a-ok

Traitor pls., you're not even trying, and I'll remind you that paladins were here LONG before you.

>> No.13475298

>>13475281
He's trying to be a Dark Lord he has no time for such shenanigans!

Not until he at least takes over enough land to satisfy his ego.

>> No.13475300

>>13475257
They only care about your jizz, don't even pretend otherwise.

>> No.13475302

>>13475214
He will yet be an infamous dark lord.

Amusing stuff, glad to see you're continuing it.

>> No.13475303

>>13475279
>>13475285
Daytime in 'merica, the Paladin of countries.

>> No.13475309

>>13475285
>Stop liking what i dont like

>> No.13475311

>>13475297
Oh boy, is that time again.

>Anyone who disagrees with me is a traitor

>> No.13475313

>>13475288
His whole horde ran a train on him when he recruited some Ghouls.

>> No.13475316

>>13475297
>yet traitor posting is a-ok
They get scolded all the time.

>> No.13475318

>>13474850
>straight guys
>going after trannies

If this is bait I must say it's a damn good one.

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>>13475191
Credit where credit's due, detective

>> No.13475324

>>13475285
Just ignore it and start a discussion you want. People will always shitpost, friend.

>>13475313
Did they? Well, it's been a few weeks, so it doesn't surprise me that I would forget. Did he put it in a bin?

>> No.13475326

>>13475318
2D magic trannies are just girls, dude. Don't go getting your dimensions mixed up. And also, quit starting shit. that post was two hours ago, and the discussion dead. Quit being a cunt.

>> No.13475329

>>13475311
>anyone I disagree with is shitposting

>> No.13475335

>>13475309
>paladin faggots constantly shitting on anyoneand anything that's not herp derp deus vult! humanity fuck yeah!
Right back at you.

>> No.13475340

>>13475326
Keep telling yourself that faggot. Now I know why alpshit is being forced so much.

>> No.13475342 [DELETED] 

FUCK YEAH IT'S DAYTIME! HATE WITH ME ANONS.

>> No.13475344

>>13475335

>Being this butthurt over what other people discuss.

if you dont like it ignore it. Your thread experience will vastly improve.

>> No.13475346

>>13475340
>Imma start shit anyway.
Yeah, well, good morning to you too, shitposter-kun. Sleep well?

>> No.13475348

When did this whole traitor/paladin thing actually become serious? I remember back when they both used to be jokey little things.
At least, I think they were jokey little things. I hope they were.

>> No.13475350

>>13475346
Always do, "not gay" kun, having a clear conscience helps.

>> No.13475353

>>13475342
I want to adventure with Wurmadin, champion of justice and cuddles.

>> No.13475354

>>13475329
Not him, but you HAVE been shitposting so far, paladinism/traitism thing aside. That's just a fact.
Wanna not get people jump at you? Try to be a considerable poster.

>> No.13475355

>>13475348

The paladin stuff is just for fun but people do get seriously angry when you start to insult their monster waifus.

>> No.13475358

>>13475348
They still are but most of us are a bit bored. At least me, I'm just laughing.
>Sandwich captcha
>A hot dog and a hamburger

>> No.13475359 [DELETED] 

>>13475348
It stopped being a joke once traitors started raiding villages and forcibly monsterizing women and spouting how they'll enslave the human race.

>> No.13475363

>>13475350
Cool, well have a good day. Your friends will be up soon too, and you can all huddle around jerking eachother off repeating how fucking women is gay, like some kinda mantra. Try to keep the shitposting to a minimum today, though, can you?

>> No.13475367

>>13475363
>Alps
>Women

Why do you lie much?

>> No.13475372

>>13475359
You know monster girls aren't real right?

>> No.13475374

>>13475354
Get a load of this guy.

>> No.13475375

>>13475355
>Implying it doesn't happen the other way around as well
There are more waifufags than people taking the paladin posting seriusly, but still

>> No.13475377

>>13475367
So you agree with tumblr's definition of gender?

>> No.13475379

>>13475355
You have a strange concept of fun. And that's assuming the unlikely scenario that most on both sides aren't serious.

>> No.13475380

>>13475278
God dammit, Sadako.

>> No.13475382 [DELETED] 

>>13475363
I'm gonna ignore that alps are gay dudes or guys who wanted to be women
>I'm totally not gay, even though I like the one monster whose prerequisite for existing, is that it be male

This pok gai...

>> No.13475383

>>13475375
seriously*

>> No.13475386

>>13475355
>>13475358
So basically you're saying that every time we have a shitstorm about this is for fun and because you guys are bored

>> No.13475395

>>13475386
I'm more of the lurking, say something and accidentally watch everything burn thing.

>> No.13475396

>>13475379
I always assumed the traitor side was baiting, and the paladins are counter-baiting

>> No.13475397

>>13475377
I agree with what I know to be facts. The fact that they begin as men. They are not real women and you can hide behind LOL magic all day, but you're still fucking a dude.

>> No.13475399

>>13475367
>Their body has completely changed into that of a woman
I dunno man, what even is a lie? The truth is subjective, I'd just like to remind you that you don't have to get so ass mad at some one else's truth. I'm not particularly threatened that to you, the sex doesn't make the gender. It's a fairly tumblr position to take, but hey. I can just ignore the things I don't like.

And then there's that other guy who assumes I must love alps or have some kind of hidden faggy agenda because I see a dumbass and call him out on being a dumbass. Well, whatever. Threads yours through day time by stint that you sperg harder than every one else.

>> No.13475402

>>13475386

Its more like someone ironically calls an anon a traitor and then he take it 100% serious.

>> No.13475405

>>13475397
You don't get to selectively choose the facts you like, dewd.
>Fact, this was once a man
>Fact, due to mamono mana, this is now a woman
Not much else to say, really.

>> No.13475409

>>13475397
>I agree with what I know to be facts
Here's a fact for you: They are fully functional females.

>> No.13475412

>>13475396
I honestly admire you optimism and wish I could share it. But even if that's the case hours long regular sessions of 'we're only pretending to funpost' still sound tiring.

>> No.13475414

>>13475397
Two X chromosomes?

>> No.13475415
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13475415

Reminder that, according to genetics, every man in the world is a reverse-alp who started out as a woman.

>> No.13475416

>>13475412
Motivation changes little, I agree.

>> No.13475422

>>13475405
>You don't get to choose facts
> Implying this isn't exactly what you do every time alps come up

Try harder.

>> No.13475425

>>13475396
I'm almost positive the Paladins are mostly serious.

>> No.13475432

>>13475409
They are men in the bodies of women. Literally. Their bodies are remade,yet they remain every bit as male on the inside.

>> No.13475433

>>13475190
I come from a perfectly happy home myself, and have a degree + decent job. I think the reason I'm here is sexual abuse caused me to develop a weird tendency to avoid 3D women. I get along with them fine and I'm fit and pretty good looking, but I've never been on a date. Not like I've gotta worry about becoming a wizard though, so there's that.

>> No.13475435

>>13475425
As serious as you can be on an imageboard.

>> No.13475436

>>13475415
Reminder that ur a fagit.

>> No.13475437

>>13475422
I state the facts and quote from the profile. Al lyou do is repeat the same tumblr-esque oppinion of
>You get to choose your gender
>It's not your body that chooses your gender but what you want it to be!

Here's a thought exercise. You don't know shit. Got that? Now, where do you go? To the source, to learn shit. Go to the alp profile, and show me the part where it says that is still has the body of a man. Show me how you refute the parts that mention her now being a fully functional female. Show me your "Facts" because you haven't brought shit to the table, buster.

>> No.13475440

>>13475425

>In a monster girl thread
>Talking about killing monster girls
>Mostly serious

are you new to these threads?

>> No.13475441

>>13475290
>>13475300
That wouldn't explain them imitating human art and culture. Or bothering to make resorts for couples. That says they at least believe their feelings are love.

There's a few things often left out in these discussions and they're pretty important things.

First they're natural parts of the world. God more or less made them. This means you're stuck with them for the most part.

Attacking men was never the main objective either. That's something that humanity's god put in and the instinct stuck around despite not being part of the plan.


It's definitely not an ideal situation but they're a bunch of species trying to survive too. Purging them is a selfish thing to do other than trying to work something out. No one can take you seriously that you're a victim and everyone else is the problem when you're beheading anyone who gets close.

>> No.13475444

>>13475425
I'm sure there's a certain percentage of traitors and paladins who are serious about their ideals, Poe's Law and all that.

>> No.13475445

>>13475432
>>>/tumblr/

>> No.13475446

>>13475402
Or they reply in jest and the other side doesn't get it, or someone else down the line, or the occasional newfag who thinks this is the norm. Poe's law in action.

>> No.13475448

>>13475432
>yet they remain every bit as male on the inside.
And? Do "feelz" suddenly trump biology?

>> No.13475451

>>13475432
Fuck off tumblr

>> No.13475453

>>13475440
You can't fake that level of whiny retardation. Besides, I think there's a few people in here that don't even like monstergirls.

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>your brief post about Alps caused anons to be meanies to each other
People are talking about casual funposting and baiting right now, b-but I for one never aimed for that...

>> No.13475457

>>13475453
You'd be surprised at how well somebody can fake it.

>> No.13475461

>>13475437
Fuck you. I have quoted the alp profile a thousand times before, and each time the response is "it's a girl because magic" and you ignore everything else. Well I'm done with arguments, I'll just call faggots faggots.

>> No.13475464

>>13475441
>but they're a bunch of species trying to survive too
So are we, what's your point?

>> No.13475465

>>13475464
The next two sentences.

>> No.13475468

>>13475461
Do it a gain, faggot. I dare you. Quote it to me. SHOW ME where it says that it is still a male body. Show me where it mentions its MALE reproductive organs. The onus is on you, kiddo.

>Waa I've done X for you before and you just did Y
Well congratulations, you figured it out. We're not all the same person.

>> No.13475473

>>13475461
>I have no argument
>So I'll just call you faggots
What a shocking development.

>> No.13475479

>>13475445
>>13475451
>>>/lgbt/

>> No.13475480

>>13475465
Yeah no, everything is fair game in nature.

>> No.13475482

>>13475473
Oh, but he claims to have had an argument before. Surely he's not just making things up!

>> No.13475484

>>13475214
One of these days he will have that fortress of black stone (more like dark beige, really), bathed in darkness (during the nights at least) with the echoing cries of his unliving minions on the wind "waaaaaaaaarm~."

>> No.13475493

>>13475451
>>13475445
>Is okay with trannies
>Tells others to go to tumblr

Oh wow the fucking irony

>> No.13475497

>>13475482
If that were the case, that would mean he's an idiot.

An idiot, on 4chan? I never!

>> No.13475504

>>13475461
>Magic, in a magic setting isn't valid enough of an explanation for why a man may get infused with magic and magically turn into a magic girl.
We got some windowlickers here.

>>13475493
>Thinks gender is just what you identify as
Has your mother found you wearing her dresses yet?

>> No.13475506 [DELETED] 

>>13475399
>or have some faggy hidden agenda\

As if you don't. One day, before swiss momo came in with translations about alps, some faggot was saying you cold alp into any MG, he got told out. Now there's fruit that lets you alp into any MG. No wait, only wonderland MGs. No, all of them.

You want to push the idea that every MG is an alp, so that you can tell yourself that the thread accepts" it and you're not a faggot for liking once men.

>inb4

I don't care.

>> No.13475507

>>13475493
>only what you are on the inside counts
>not tumblr nonsense
Ok.

>> No.13475508

>>13475480
The existence of creator gods in such a scenario say there's a bit more to take into consideration, and monsters put aside that mentality to tie their survival to humans. They were basically apex predators chosen to thin the human population before they turned into waifu things.

The fact that they attempted peace on such a level is more than humanity can say so far.

>> No.13475509

>>13475456
>That ZR
>That softness
I want to commit a crime

>> No.13475516

>>13475493
You do realize tumblr and real life trannies use your logic to argue men are women, right? Only chromosomes and biology matter. Your argument is their argument.

>> No.13475517

>>13475509
It's not a crime if you do it under the covers and don't get caught.

>> No.13475521

>>13475517
Don't temp my hand, anon

>> No.13475523

>>13475507
>Cares enough to have an argument with someone else about what alps are on the inside
>Thinks the tumblr nonsense doesn't apply to them as well

>> No.13475527

>>13475425
You're wrong. I actually love paladins but the only time I post anything about them it's either ironic or bait for traitor-kun.

>> No.13475530

>>13475508
>peace
I'll just go ahead and disagree.

>> No.13475531

>>13475516
No, he doesn't. That's what's fucking hilarious. Good luck trying this later in the day though. His buddies will wake up and drown you out in a sea of
>lel ur a fag cause I say you are

>> No.13475534

>>13475523
>implying
Don't make shit up, you'll look stupid.

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13475540

Too much discussion. Not enough Monster Girls.

Have a cute monster girl picture.

>> No.13475542

>>13475480
>in nature
Which rules humanity hasn't been fully submitting to for millenias by now, trying to use that grey goo and all and proving itself it's worth of something.

>> No.13475547

>>13475530
There's a key-word. >Attempt< here. They failed to stop the same conflict from resurfacing but they still went as far as altering themselves so the cycle of violence would stop. The only thing that messed it up was the predatory programming that remained. The programming that the gods put in them.

>> No.13475548

See, you people need to define shit, like that picture of the strawman definition which floats around. Thing is, 2d tranny and 3d tranny is so different, you're not even arguing the same set of values anymore.

an actual, 2D magic biologically functioning female =/= a 3D guy who cut his dick off, and carved out a cavity in his groin, and sticky taped a pussy onto.

One is still a man, the other, through magic dickery in a magic setting, is 100% female, regardless of what she "self identifies" with.

>> No.13475552

>>13475542
That's not really the point.

Saying that "purging your enemies" is in any way "selfish" is what I took issue with.

>> No.13475556 [DELETED] 

>>13475468
I've not claimed it's a male body, but that it I a male inside a female body >>13475432 yet somehow this is 100% straight. No, fuck you, you ain't straight.

>Alps are Incubi that deep within their heart strongly desired to become a woman, or be with a man

>Even after becoming Alps, their hearts, values, memories, and personalities, everything other than their bodies, is still the same from when they were men. Their body has completely changed into that of a woman, yet they self identify as men

>They were friends with other men before becoming an Alp. Even after having sex over and over and completely falling in love with their human male partner, normally, they'll still treat him as a male friend, no different from how it was back in the old days. And then, they'll start to tempt and have sex with the man as if it were a matter of course with the same feeling as inviting another male friend to hang out.

Now you say "but the body is female!" Don't care still a guy.

"But muh magic!

You've been beat to the punch. >>13475504

>> No.13475557

>>13475540
What are they watching?

>> No.13475558

>>13475548
>One is still a man
Actually I guess going by the whole "your sex defines you" he's more a nothing. No dick, no balls, nothing. That's why 3D trannies are fuckin' gross.

>> No.13475559

>>13475547
>The programming that the gods put in them.
That doesn't really help the people affected by these poor, poor blameless creatures, now does it?

>> No.13475563

>>13475556
>Now you say "but the body is female!" Don't care still a guy.
And on all levels except physical, he is a wolf, right? Nah, take your delusions back to tumblr, princess.

>> No.13475564

I just want to become a cook, who wears a chastity belt at work, for a well off family of Baphomets who are cursed to have CC bodies. And lead their kikimoras into battle Is that so wrong?

>> No.13475565 [DELETED] 

>>13475548
>Both are men, since they were born as such

FTFY

>> No.13475570

>>13475565
You're making the fatal flaw of not taking MAMONO MANA into account. You wanna talk about KC's alps, you play ball in his court, Mr. Selective Information.

>> No.13475571 [DELETED] 

>>13475563
YOU GET THE FUCK OUT! Alps aren't even liked here, some idiot got the idea to bully them and they started to be talked about more, but hey have never been welcome. You are not among friends.

>> No.13475574

>>13475556
>Don't care still a guy.
>Don't care about the facts

I really hope you're pretending to be stupid.

>> No.13475576 [DELETED] 

>>13475570
Oh you want to go by everything KC says?

Well here >>13475556 enjoy your man inside of a female body, faggot.

>> No.13475581

Making the werekittens sad Anons, can't we all just be happy?
One of them is even dressed up in her cardboard paladin costume.

>> No.13475584

>>13475571
Nah, I don't even like Alps. You're just a whiny fuckwit. Refute what he's saying. Otherwise you agree with Tumblr and real life trannies.

>> No.13475585

>>13475571
That has nothing to do with anything.

Getting desperate, are you?

>> No.13475588

>>13475574
>MAMONO MANA
>is a guy still
>Muh womb

Guess we both like to ignore facts huh?

>> No.13475590

>>13475571
>You are not among friends
Not during the daytime, I'm not, that's for damn sure. But you're just going to have to suck Alp clit because they are just as relevant to the monstergirl thread as every other monstergirl. Also, not how you just got angry and didn't present an actual argument? Give up already.

>>13475576
Like I give a fuck what she says she is, or what she thinks she identifies as. Her 100% female body says otherwise. Also,
>Additionally, there are also Alps that awaken to the joy of being a woman through this process. In that case, their body changes, rapidly growing voluptuous to invite men and their heart changes to be like that of a woman, resulting in an Alp that's even more feminine than a real woman and even more lewd and lustful than a Succubus.

But nice try. At least you actually had an argument. Sort of.

>> No.13475592

>>13475581
Hey don't lump me in with these guys, I'm touching cows. They can give the werekittens piggyback rides. Makes it easier to tickle them that way too.

>> No.13475598 [DELETED] 

>>13475563
I notice you didn't try to refute anything and simply made a reference. See, I'm not gonna bother with you, you're just a fag who wants to sell the idea of alps as straight so you don't feel self conscious about liking them.

>> No.13475600

>>13475557
Cute human boys doing cute human boy things.

>> No.13475603

>>13475600
So K-On with males

>> No.13475606

You fucking people are unbelievable

>> No.13475607

>>13475598
He has, several times.
Besides, there is nothing to refute when he literally says "I don't care, she is what I say she is".

>> No.13475611

>>13475592
>"R-run me close Anon! I want to hit them with my sword!"
>Other werekitten is in an oversized bathroom saying she a necromancenya while another runs around with two little butter knives saying she's a rogue.
>Final one is pretending to be a bard and is carrying a guitar hero guitar and dressed like an idol

>> No.13475613

>>13475606
Flattery will get you nowhere.

>> No.13475614

>>13475559
No, but to try the same thing over and over is crazy. Listening to the same gods without questioning them at this point can be even crazier.

The solution is to work something out. A compromise. It'll be tiresome, long, and shitty for everyone on some level but it'll hopefully lead to a real peace as time goes on.

>> No.13475615

>>13475598
>refute anything
Sorry, I didn't think I actually had to point your flaws out.

>Alps are Incubi that deep within their heart strongly desired to become a woman, or be with a man

>Even after becoming Alps, their hearts, values, memories, and personalities, everything other than their bodies, is still the same from when they were men. Their body has completely changed into that of a woman, yet they self identify as men

>They were friends with other men before becoming an Alp. Even after having sex over and over and completely falling in love with their human male partner, normally, they'll still treat him as a male friend, no different from how it was back in the old days. And then, they'll start to tempt and have sex with the man as if it were a matter of course with the same feeling as inviting another male friend to hang out.

Re-read that. And? What exactly, have you shown here? That he at one stage was a fag? Yeah, no shit. It's an Alp. Next.
>Even after becoming Alps, their hearts, values, memories, and personalities, everything other than their bodies, is still the same from when they were men.
And? "Their body has completely changed into that of a woman," You can tell me you;re a fuckign tree and I'll call you a moron. IT does not matter if your "heart" is a tree, you tumblrite, just as it doesn't matter that her heart is a "man" Next.

>They were friends with other men before becoming an Alp. Even after having sex over and over and completely falling in love with their human male partner, normally, they'll still treat him as a male friend, no different from how it was back in the old days. And then, they'll start to tempt and have sex with the man as if it were a matter of course with the same feeling as inviting another male friend to hang out.
This has nothing to do with her haveing a female body and thus being female. It;s just her mating habits. What were you trying to say here?

>> No.13475618 [DELETED] 

>>13475590
Nor night time, there are maybe six people here who genuinely like alps, if that.

>suck alp clit

I will never tolerate them, so get ready for a bumpy ride.

>like I give a fuck what she says she is

No fuck you, you said to go by KC's info, well guess what, it says plainly, that it is a man in a female body.

As for the your quote, those are the exception. Before the alp profile got updated, all alps became women in body and heart, not anymore.

>> No.13475620

>>13475548
I haven't been taking part in this. I'm indifferent to Alps but I do have one issue with them.

The only difference between an Alp and a vanilla succubi is that the Alp used to be a man. So the only reason to prefer Alps is if you like that gimmick.

If the only reason you prefer a specific monster is because it used to be male, isn't that a little gay? Or at least...I don't know, weird?

I don't really care either way though. They're boring. I'd rather have a dragon or something fluffy.

>> No.13475623

>>13475614
Maybe, but there's a limit on the price I am willing to pay for "peace".

>> No.13475626

>>13475564
>Baphomets who are cursed to have CC bodies
Literally worse than Hitler. Might as well add some penniless Dragons and flat Holsts.

>> No.13475628

>>13475615
Jesus fuck you're trying so hard anon...

>> No.13475632

>>13475620
Depends on what you focus on dude. Sure it's weird. I've even said before that I don't like succubi as a whole, despite it falling on utterly deaf ears. But her obvious intended gimmick is knowing how to bro out. But it's your fuckin' hugbox man. Focus on what you want. Sure it's weird. Liking succubus anything is weird.

>>13475618
refer>>13475615

>>13475628
Got anything else?

>> No.13475633

>>13475626
What about babby holsts? They don't have boobs yet, right?

>> No.13475635 [DELETED] 

>>13475615
>that he was a fag?

And remains so, and here you are chasing after him.

>what are you trying t say here

It even acts like a guy, and you want to say it's straight because it has a female body. WAIT. Are you that faggot who said the man wit the pussy was female?

>> No.13475636

>>13475626
>penniless Dragons
What if your dragon waifu is allergic to gold?

>> No.13475640

>>13475626
No fuck that and fuck the fact that one of the monster designs I like the best is stuck on a body for pedophiles

>> No.13475643

>>13475636
Gold isn't the only precious metal out there anon. Gems are a thing too.

>> No.13475649

>>13475626
Agreed. I actually really like CC stuff, but its just shit with them. Completely.

>> No.13475650

>>13475600
>>13475603
Do monsters pay ridiculous pay-per-view fees to watch little league games on TV? Does the FBI put those monsters on the child abduction watch list?

>> No.13475655

>>13475635
>Suddenly a biological female lusting after a biological male is homosexuality
k

>> No.13475658 [DELETED] 

>>13475584
So what? A tranny is a tranny, whether by surgery or magic.

>> No.13475661

>>13475643
Sure, but a hoard with no gold? Still seems lacking.

>> No.13475663

>>13475521
What is there to tempt it? Don't tell me you'd actually let your hands wander over her, maybe to those ears, with your fingers tracing a line over the firm ridges and around each bump and rise, all the way to the pointy little tips. Maybe you'd like to pinch her ear lobes, and roll your thumb in gentle little circles as she lies on the bed, eyelids growing heavier and heavier with every second you spend pampering her.
Or would you rather focus attention to her breasts, full and round against her small frame and slender waist. You could massage them through the latex, feel how they give and recede against the press of your fingers making indents in the smooth black material. And one by one, you could hook each one of your own fingers under that garment, sandwiching her breasts, pressing her nipples together even while you close in on them, to pinch on those firm little peaks, rubbing and rolling and circling and squeezing to spread the heat through her sweaty body.
Or, is it the thighs that tempt you? Those thick, jiggly thighs practically spilling out from the tops of those soft white stockings, bare skin reaching all the way up to those round hips, just begging to be held firm as you have your way with her, slipping in slowly between her legs. Thighs that soft would give at the slightest touch; they'd be the perfect guide, hugging your shaft on either side until you slip it into the parting between them, into that hot heaven only a demon could offer you.

Of course, nobody would actually be tempted by any of those aspects, would they? The very thought of it is absurd.

>> No.13475665

>>13475635
Gonna chime in here

>because it has a female body.

Only thing that matters. Don't have to like it.

>Are you that faggot who said the man wit the pussy was female?

I guess futas are women now :^)

>> No.13475669

>>13475658
>magic == guy with a knife
Ok dude.

>> No.13475672

>>13475584
They don't have anything. They never had anything, instead they cite notions of "It's what you think you are on the inside that counts" It'll never change and I'm over it. Willful ignorance.

>> No.13475676 [DELETED] 

>>13475655
There you go again

>it's female nw
>retains it's memories and identity as a man

No, it's a man in the body of a woman, lusting after other men, ti's gay, you can hide behind the magical change all day, it's still a man.

I wonder if you are so vocal about liking once men in real life.

>> No.13475679

>>13475626
Loli's can be CC's to anon.

>> No.13475683

>>13475658
It's not the same though. It's a change down to chromosomes. An actual complete change. You can suspend your disbelief about women with giant scale claws and fox tails but suddenly something doesn't apply because you personally don't like it? Come on.

>> No.13475685

>>13475676
>memories and identity > biology
Well then, I guess I can be a wolf after all.

>> No.13475686
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13475686

I'm sorry.

>> No.13475688

>>13475676
Yes, I tell all my friends that I like 2D magical transgender monstergirls. No you fucking moron. And quit asserting that I even like Alps. I don't, I just see a woman where a woman is, your attempts to imply I have some kind of motive of wanting to "fit in" are unfounded. I'm just in this argument to call people stupid.

>> No.13475689 [DELETED] 

>>13475669
>>13475676

>>13475665
>I guess futas are women now


Going by that guy's logic, they are male. Me? they're an it.

>> No.13475691
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13475691

Hey look, retards having the Alp argument for the 5XXth time.

Have a picture of the best spider sisters.

>> No.13475694

>>13475679
"CC bodies" in the thread's parlance usually means adult, voluptuous women, though you do have a point.

>> No.13475697

>>13475688
>Yes, I tell all my friends that I like 2D magical transgender monstergirls.
OMG you too??!

>> No.13475703

>>13475691
Murdered them.

>> No.13475705

>>13475697
Shut. Up. No way!

>> No.13475707

>>13475691
Why is Souls such a waifu game?

>> No.13475708

>>13475703
Of course you did, spiders are gross.

>> No.13475710

>>13475703
Well, you can't avoid murdering one of them, but the other? You're a fucking monster.

>> No.13475711 [DELETED] 

>>13475672
So if you alped right now, you'd just accept that you are a woman, knowing that you have been a man all your life?

>>13475688
Then what the fuck are doing defending alps for, retard?

>>13475683
Those are actually women.

>> No.13475714
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>>13475603
More like Boys Und Panzer

>> No.13475716

>>13475694
I definitely see that trend in these threads. For me though, CC is older, single, lonely and sexually frustrated. I'm a fan of all body types except fatties.

>> No.13475718

>>13475620
>>13475632
I guess I just don't get why anybody would push Alps specifically. I don't have a problem with them being in the setting I might even dick one under the right circumstances but making them your favorite and preferring them to other monsters just for the 'used to be male' gimmick seems gay to me. And there's definitely a couple guys here who push them.

Kind of unrelated but I think dog girls, maybe werewolves, Oni, and Lizards would make the best monster bros.

>> No.13475719

>>13475707
I want to have sex with Sieglinde. While she keeps the armour on.

>> No.13475721 [DELETED] 

>>13475691
I punched the white one to death. 2HPat a time. I was rock hard the entire time. Watching her hold on to herself as she waited for the next blow to land. It was glorious.

>> No.13475723
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>>13475710

I fed her humanity until she was feeling better and gave me chaos fireball. Then when I had got my use out of her i killed the filthy monster and took my humanity back.

>> No.13475724

>>13475710
Not my fault she's a gross spider lady who was responsible for the whole fucking demon problem.

>> No.13475727

>>13475707
From knows the appeal of waifus.

>> No.13475728

>>13475650
>Weresheep with no pants watching a little league game from a parked van.

Moms in a world with mgs would have to be tough to protect their boys.

>> No.13475729

>>13475711
>Then what the fuck are doing defending alps for, retard?
I'm not about to let a casual dislike stop me from seeing a woman for a woman, and calling other delusional fucks delusional fucks. You fags might come for something I like next, and I'll find myself arguing about things I like. If I don't stop your ironic-tumblr tier oppinions here, who knows where we could wind up.

>If you alped right now woul you just accept that you are a woman
I'd have no choice, genius, I lost my cock and have a cunt and tits now. OBVIOUSLY I'm a woman. And acceptance comes after masturbation.

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>>13475711
>So if you alped right now, you'd just accept that you are a woman, knowing that you have been a man all your life?

No one has to like it, but it would be delusional to say you are a man if you are no longer a man.

>> No.13475732

>>13475724
That's her mother, do you even Soul's Lore?

>> No.13475737
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>>13475723
You gonna get yo ass beelzebubbed, sis.

>> No.13475740

>>13475732

She was giving birth to those little spider shitters until she got sick from sucking to much dick.

>> No.13475743

>>13475732
She also brought her kids along to help, so that means her daughters were also responsible.

>> No.13475746

>>13475718
>making them your favorite and preferring them to other monsters just for the 'used to be male' gimmick seems gay to me
Well I can't argue there. Asides from the argument I made earlier of her being a 10/10 bro. Still, I definitely agree it's queer. Doesn't mean her 100% female body suddenly disqualifies her for being a girl tho.

As for those who actively push her ad their waifu. Shit taste man. What else could it be?

>> No.13475747

>>13475663
Yeah, that would just be absurd
You tempting son of a bitch, I bet it was you who stole all the tissues in my house just so you could type all this and revel in my misery

>> No.13475748
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13475748

Who's ready for more slaving?

That's the trading of slaves, not the promotion and practice of Slavic culture (read "squatting")

>> No.13475749

>>13475737
What if she gets off on that?

>> No.13475750

>>13475723
Solaire's a true paladin tho, he'd never do something like this to the redeemable.

>> No.13475753

>>13475728
The PTA would be like the mafia. Gotta break a few heads sometimes to keep the kiddies safe.

>> No.13475757

>>13475748
Ready and waiting.

Did Dr. Evil ever come back into the atmosphere, or is he still up there?

>> No.13475758

>>13475749
I will be forced to fap furiously as she ahegaos from the eggs plopping into her rectum one by one.

>> No.13475760
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13475760

>You'll never feed your squirrel friend coffee and watch the entire city burn.

>> No.13475761

>>13475750

well he WAS slowly going crazy so who knows what he might have done to find his own sun.

>> No.13475764

>>13475757
I cemented his anus shut and dumped him in a lake.

>> No.13475769 [DELETED] 

>>13475731
>>13475729
>alps
>women

There you go again.

>if I alped I'd just accept it/schlick, wouldn't even try to change back

I knew you were faggots.
Hope you're ready to fight each time alps come up then.

>> No.13475772

>>13475746
Yeah, I guess that must be it. I think a lot of the hate is a reaction to a couple people pushing them too hard, though. They're almost reaching the level manticores used to be at.

>> No.13475773

>>13475764
That's an impressive feat considering he was in a spaceship floating around the Earth.

>> No.13475775
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>>13475748
Praise Perun
Praise Radagast
Slav pride worldwide!

>> No.13475777 [DELETED] 

>>13475764
You're not me.

>> No.13475781

>>13475415
You know what that means? Every guy in the world deserves to be bullied on some level.

>> No.13475783

>>13475775
>>13475748
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lFnYHja6R0U
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FIcxqVRLEWI

>> No.13475784

>>13475769
Yes, we know you're stupid, you don't have to keep proving it.

>> No.13475785

>>13475748
>Who's ready for more slaving?
Hell not again.

>> No.13475786

>>13475775

>Squats in honor.

>> No.13475787

>>13475748
Is it only elves? I mean, that's so blasé.

>> No.13475788

>>13475748
Only if you're fucking professional about it this time.

>> No.13475790

>>13475769
KC is shit so there is no way to change back. And if you have changed to an Alp you basically wanted to so this scenario is pretty fucking unlikely. But while you're an alp you're not a man. Please refute the image of the banana I've posted or your logic is tumblr tier faggotry.

>> No.13475791

>>13475775
One of her thighs is swollen with a cancerous growth.

>> No.13475793
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13475793

>>13475788
It is all about the experience my friend.

>>13475773
Ve haf vays of maeking zem talk....

ALLRIGHT YOU FAGS GET READY

Remember the auctions that we did last night? Good because we're going that again. Except this time they won't suck. Why did they suck last time? Because the auctioneer didn't even let people bid, he just called the deal on the first price he saw. And people started bidding with monopoly money.

SO HERE'S WHAT WE GON DO

Up for sale are these lovely elf ladies here, completely housebroken (and possibly mindbroken) and up for any task. In order to keep bidding comparative, you are only allowed to bid with the most desirable product, service or item you can think of/offer.

So in order to win this fine specimen you might one up an offer to locate Atlantis with a genuine pound of Jimmie Hendrix's puke, obtained from wringing out the bed where he died.
You have seven minutes. May the best man win.

>> No.13475795 [DELETED] 

>>13475784
Yeah, the guy who likes real women is the stupid one. Fuck off fujoshit.

>> No.13475796

>>13475772
I peronally think it's more a few people fishing for replies when they do it, but like the manticores, they are only as forces as hard as people push back. And manticores have mostly died out as a major discussion point. Hopefully alps will too, and we can move onto the next thing to have a bitchfit about.

>> No.13475799

>>13475758
You sick bastard. I bet you'd also ream her once her bowels are jam packed with eggs.

>> No.13475803

>>13475793
A full bag of Michael Jackson's toenails

>> No.13475806

>>13475795
No, you're stupid because you keep bringing your tumblr logic in here.

>> No.13475808

>>13475793
A bottle with Jay Kay's head sweat.

>> No.13475813 [DELETED] 

>>13475790
Very cute. That is a banana. Not an apple, it will never be an apple. A man born as such will never be a woman. Alps are men.

Now, can you refute that, without lol magic?

>> No.13475817

>>13475793
I'll take the two elves in return for a household which is not my own, actual clothes, a roof, food, bed, cuddling handholding, a restoration of faith in life and general healing, as well as a loving, commited partner to the two of them.

>> No.13475818

>>13475793
>>13475803
>>13475808
A map to the body of Jimmy Hoffa

>> No.13475819

>>13475808
A complete set of breaking bad DVDs assembled into a working Pontiac Aztec

>> No.13475822

>>13475793
Biggie Smalls' left nut.

>> No.13475824 [DELETED] 

>>13475806
You're stupid because you keep enabling faggotry.

>> No.13475825

>>13475822
Biggie Smalls...

>> No.13475826

>>13475799
Hey, gotta feed the girls somehow. Honestly though, if that one Patchu doujin had her wearing a sensible breastplate I'd fap to it daily for a month.

>> No.13475828

>>13475818
The body of Jimmy hoffa with a map of the outskits of detroit, michigan tatooed onto the skin

>> No.13475829
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>>13475813
>Can you refute this thing about a magic setting without the magic.
Monstergirls as a whole don't EXIST without "lol magic" as you put it. You don't like it, get out.

>> No.13475830

>>13475825
The gun that killed Tupac.

>> No.13475833

>>13475824
Whatever you say.

Now go be an otherkin with your friends over at tumblr.

>> No.13475834

>>13475793
A contract that allows you to make the Cave Johnson VA say anything you want in that voice on recording.

>> No.13475835

>>13475830
You were supposed to say his name the third time.

>> No.13475836 [DELETED] 

>>13475829
So you can't, Good, alps are men, get the fuck out.

>> No.13475838

>>13475611
I'm gonna turn my farm into a summer camp for lolis.

>> No.13475839

>>13475813
You've got it backwards. If you were alped you are a now a banana. To say you are a man is to say you are an apple when you are a banana.

Also, alps wouldn't exist without magic within the setting you retard.

>> No.13475840

>>13475835
Why? Everyone knows that Biggie Smalls doesn't exist.

>> No.13475841

>>13475830
>>13475834
A piece of Action Bronson's beard

>> No.13475842 [DELETED] 

>>13475833
>call him tumblr

I'm not the one pushing trannies.

>> No.13475843

>>13475834
Holy shit dood that's good

A contract that makes the allstate guy narrate your life in the most sexy neegroiddeepvoice you can imagine

>> No.13475845

>>13475836
Okay, I'm butting into this discussion just to let you know, Alps aren't men. They're Monster Girls.

>> No.13475848

>>13475842
But you are pushing tranny logic.

>> No.13475849

>>13475707
Because that's the only way to get someone to buy anything anymore in Japan

>> No.13475850

>>13475842
His entire logic is how real trannies say they are women.

Can't have it both ways.

>> No.13475851

>>13475841
A piece of JFK's brain.

>> No.13475852

>>13475836
Okay faggot, if you want to be that way, here. Alps don't exist as a creature at all. It requires MAGIC to turn a man into an incubus and it requires MAGIC to turn an incubus into an alp, and it requires MAGIC for a monstergirl to even exist.

There nothing is real and you're waifu a shit. We just circumvented the entire argument. Good job.

Howeve, you are no longer talking about something related to monstergirls, so I'd kindly ask you to leave.
>>>/out/

>> No.13475853

>>13475826
One of Ishimura's doujins or am I missing something that would interest me greatly?

>> No.13475854

>>13475840
Fiiine. Would you like some beetle juice then?

>> No.13475855 [DELETED] 

>>13475839
Fuck off, you who like to shit on KC so much now rely on lol magic to get away with everything. Alps are men, deal with it.

>> No.13475858

>>13475793
An dwarven sword of the finest craftmanship, made from real adamantine, as well as a recently bottled-up fairy!

>> No.13475861

>>13475854
Beetle juice?

>> No.13475866

>>13475793
A clone of the Serbian Strong accordion player to follow you around and intimidate any Kebabs that you see.

>> No.13475867

>>13475861
Yes.

>> No.13475869

>>13475861
Beetlejuice

>> No.13475870

>>13475858
>>13475834

only a few minutes left and these men are competing! WHO CAN ONE UP THEM!

>> No.13475874

>>13475853
>One of Ishimura's doujins
Oh yeah. This one for any confused onlookers
http://exhentai.org/g/713777/4ad2da6162/

>> No.13475875 [DELETED] 

>>13475848
Call it that if you want, doesn't change anything in the slightest, alps are men.

>> No.13475881

>>13475866
Check that, the above men and also this guy>>13475866

>> No.13475883

>>13475855

It's his fucking setting. He is the one who came up with the damn things. What kind of post is that? They wouldn't exist without magic, just because you don't accept or like it doesn't mean it's invalid. That's literally their fucking gimmick.

>2 X chromosomes
>A vagina

That is not a man.

>> No.13475885

>>13475875
You lost the argument before it even began, because Alps are Monster Girls. You can't win.

>> No.13475886

>>13475855
>I am wrong, deal with it
Since there is no cure for stupidity, I suppose we have to.

>> No.13475888 [DELETED] 

>>13475852
So you have no argument outside of "magic" got it, alps are dudes.

>> No.13475891

>>13475875
No. That's literally what it is. You agree with tumblr and trannies.

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>>13475870
I'll give you the secret to Charon's jokes and how to counter them!

>> No.13475893

>>13475874
Yeah, that's a good one. Though I liked all of his Patchy butt stuff doujins.

>> No.13475894

I'm going to marry an Alp!

>> No.13475896

Can we stop replying to him now? He's obviously baiting, like he's been baiting every time before.

>> No.13475897

>>13475775
Is this what castle age has become?

>> No.13475898

>>13475881
>>13475892
>>13475858
>>13475834
WE ARE DOWN TO THE LAST MINUTE WHICH ONE CAN WIN????

>> No.13475901

>>13475888
Refute why magic doesn't count in a magical setting.

>> No.13475903

>>13475892
>>13475898
You can have the wolfgirl too! Give a monster girl take a monster girl right?

>> No.13475904

>>13475875
>>13475888

>Alps are men because I say they are
>I'm going to leave out a key and integral part of the setting and pretend like it doesn't make everything fall apart

No dickwad, that was my argument, alps aren't a thing because they need magic in the first place so without magic this isn't even a discussion.

Holy fuck, it;s like you are your own strawman, it;s that easy to argue against you and pick out your flaws.

>> No.13475908

>>13475898

You get >>13475834 and a custom personality sphere of your own design!

>> No.13475910

>>13475893
So do you like paladins or eggs in the ass or both? 'Cause Air Hike's Orc no maketa kuni series might be the best thing for paladin girls there is. His other sets are great for stiff fabric clothed sex, too.
http://exhentai.org/s/c433467acc/606174-11

>> No.13475911

>>13474331
Would you fondle her antennae as you did so?

>> No.13475916

>>13475898
I add a copy of the map to the lost city of Zaal'Cameth along with the Dwarven Sword and the fary!

>> No.13475919 [DELETED] 

>>13475885
Monstergirls born of men, turned incubus, turned alp.

Not a girl at all.

>>13475883
And you're going after the monster whose gimmick is being a dude before girlying up, but still knowing he's a dude, how is that not gay?

>>13475886
I agree, I hate that you think you /lgbt/fags have any right to be here.

>> No.13475920

>>13475894
You don't marry your toys, Anon.

>> No.13475921

>>13475898
I'll give you an amulet that will let you charm any monster girl you want!

>> No.13475923

>>13475898
The Serbia Strong clone now comes with an advanced accordion that will allow him to play any Slavic propaganda song at will, and a track suit which will allow you to summon a squad of squatting Slavs to your defense!

>> No.13475925

>>13475904
>arguing with 12 year old tumblrettes
This was a lost cause from the beginning.

>> No.13475926

>>13475903
>>13475908
>>13475916
>>13475921
>>13475923

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN THEY ARE NECK AND NECK CAN I GET AN UPGRADE THE LAST OFFERS?

WE HAVE ONE MINUTE REMAINIING FIRST TO RESPOND GETS GOOOO

>> No.13475929

>>13475920

You can't tell me what to do!

>> No.13475931 [DELETED] 

>>13475894
I'm going to murder your husband.

>>13475904
Okay gaybo, whatever you say.

>> No.13475933

>>13475925
I disagree. Hopefully the idiots who actually think like this, will see this guy, and realize how stupid they are being, and thus stop. He serves as a public example.

>> No.13475934

>>13475926
I'll give you the amulet and a box of Werepups!

>> No.13475935

>>13475926
The sword, fairy , map and A lock with the fair of an elven queen!

>> No.13475936

What type of monsters do alps give birth to?

>> No.13475940

>>13475919
>>>/tumblr/

>> No.13475943

>>13475936
Normal succubi.

>> No.13475945

>>13475747
Yes! Absurd! Just the thought it: absurd! Why would you ever ever habour the notion of her lying supine atop a bed, angled to let her tail travel up and trace itself over your chest?
Perish the thought of her wings reaching up to clamp at your hips and drag you down against her body, of feeling her lock both of her warm, delicious legs around one of your own, and of her delicate toes rubbing between your own. She'd be breathing heavily, sending her chest rising up to press against yours, nipples straining against the fabric of her top.
Why, she could hardly contain herself before embracing your face between her hands and locking her lips with yours, breathing lust and magic into your mouth and filling your mind with her scent and taste.

Absurd, the whole lot of it!

>> No.13475948

>>13475926
The VA, Sphere, and a map to Aperture Science with Cave Johnson's all access pass!

>> No.13475949

>>13475933
That's very optimistic of you.

I suppose that's commendable at least.

>> No.13475950

I kinda wish I was a good writer so I could make a great romance story with an Alp in it, one that'd be so good people would constantly talk about it. Not because I want fame, but because I want this bitching baiter to be annoyed out of his mind.

>> No.13475952

>>13475919
>And you're going after the monster whose gimmick is being a dude before girlying up, but still knowing he's a dude, how is that not gay?


First, I don't go after alps, you're just wrong and a shithead.

Second, she is not a dude. The only thing that makes a man a man is no longer there. It's all gone. Nothing that matters makes them a dude outside of literal tranny logic. It's just shit taste on alpfags part, but Alps can't be men and it can't be gay by definition.

>> No.13475954 [DELETED] 

>>13475901
Because there's no such thing as magic anyway, that cute girl you're kissing, a guy you've suspensioned of disbelief yourself into fucking.

>> No.13475955

>>13475926
The Clone, Accordion, and Track Suit, and all the summoned Slavs will be trained dancers so they can break down to the tunes of the accordion whenever, wherever!

>> No.13475956

>>13475950
Do it.

>> No.13475960

>>13475955
Throw in a dancing bear while you're at it.
>>13475956
No, you.

>> No.13475962

>>13475910
Both, I'd say. Yeah I'm familiar with that one, if it's orcs on female knights, I'd say Fan no Hitori and Yuugiri's stuff is also great.

>> No.13475963

>>13475926
The wolfu, the secret to Charon's jokes and a life's supply of mermaid blood!

>> No.13475964

>>13475926
Three. Fiddy.

>> No.13475968

>>13475954
There's no such thing as dragons either. What kind of logic is that? Alps are fictional self-contained within a fictional setting. Like how do you selectively warp fiction in such a way to come to that conclusion?

>> No.13475969

>>13475960
>No, you.
But I'm a colourfag, I can't write for shit.

>> No.13475973

>>13475969
Come on, don't you want to show this non-MG Troll who's da boss?

>> No.13475974

>>13475929
Anon, please see reason. Breaking an Alp into a proper personal semen receptacle takes time and effort. You don't do all that and the proceed to ruin it by making her think she's your equal or some shit.

>> No.13475982

>>13475973
I don't really care about that guy.

I do care about good stories.

>> No.13475983

>>13475934
This gentleman would win if it were not for tempting offers from those listed below!
>>13475963
>>13475955
>>13475948
>>13475935
So here is how we will solve this issue:whoever can answer this question will pay and get the girl!

Who is more slav,
Haruhi, Konata Izumi, Mio Akiyama, That one mute bitch from katawa I-fuck-cripples or Makise Kurisu????

>> No.13475987

>>13475982
Well you're not getting any help from me on that front.

>> No.13475992

>>13475983
The mute one, she rapes you as a first date!

>> No.13475996

>>13475911
Only once I'm fully down her throat and she's looking up with watering eyes. Wouldn't want to accidentally damage them while her head is moving.

>> No.13475998

>>13475987
Well, it seems we both have outlived our usefulness...

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>>13475950
>>13475950
You give yourself too much credit. Two can play at that game you know. WHAT? It's part of the encyclopedia.

>>13475940
>>>/lgbt/

>> No.13476001

>>13475962
Both pretty good, but the real crown jewel of orc on knight girl is Xration's Hime kishi tame, which is ultrahot enough for me to fap furiously to even though it's NTR. It's got that heavy curvy body and the breastplate stays on so much it's amazing.

>> No.13476003

>>13474987
>Not creating enchanted Ultra-Violet Lights to put in greenhouses
>Thus enabling produce growth, while still creating a Kingdom of Darkness
Step it up!

>> No.13476004

Thanks to all this alp discussion I've discovered something hilarious.

>We can assume from the text that when they turn into a monster, it is not always a succubus; otherwise it would specify this. On this page, it says: "Since they are left with only Demonic energy stored in their body, they change into a monster." While on the Incubus page it says: "The Demonic energy that enters a man, "marks" an incubus with his partner's uniquely scented Mana." With this we can assume that, if their demonic energy destroys their spiritual energy, then the monster energy within them, which likely carries an imprint of their monsters form, then they will be transformed into the species of their previous monster lover.

How would you feel if you discovered your waifu (your favorite monstergirl species) is an Alp?

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>>13475983
Konata!

>> No.13476010

>>13475983
Kurisu, she embodies the Slav principle of always wearing an unnecessary second layer of clothing, and it's even a jacket!

>> No.13476013

>>13475992
How do you say cheeki breeki in sign language? And does she come with the bisexual republican?
>>13475998
Oh no, not the Oomukade nest! It stinks in there!

>> No.13476019

>>13476004
She's a woman now, who cares?

>> No.13476021

>You'll never furiously and repeatedly impregnate a Cheshire Cat while shoving your tongue in her mouth and being leglocked
God fucking damn it.

>> No.13476022

>>13476001
Xration does draw some delicious curvy women, enough for me too to overlook the NTR that it comes with most of the time.

>> No.13476027
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>>13476007
CORRECT!

STATE YOUR LATEST BID AND THE ELF IS YOURS!

that's literally the picture I was going to use too, nicely played

>> No.13476028
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>>13476000

>> No.13476030

>>13476021
[Sigh]

>> No.13476032

>>13476021
I know that feel.

>> No.13476034

>>13476027
The Dwarven sword, the Bottled faity, the City's map and the lock with the hair of an elven queen!

>> No.13476036 [DELETED] 

>>13476004
Kill him, dismember him and scatter his limbs in the four cardinal directions, to purify myself.

>> No.13476037

>>13475161
>>13475182
>>13475195
This kind of setup seems woefully underutilized, doesn't it? We need more of it.

>> No.13476041 [DELETED] 

>>13476028


Really, why can't I post about cait sith, huh?

>> No.13476045

>>13476034
Congratulations! Try not to give her HIV!

to the dude with the box of wolfus, keep hold of that, I have great interest

>> No.13476047

>>13476041
This is a thread about Monster Girls
Not furniture

>> No.13476052

>>13476041
Not him, but I think you can but only because it's from MGE. Same with Polt.

>> No.13476060 [DELETED] 

>>13475968
You're the one who asked me to disprove the banana, you let the logic in.

>> No.13476063
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13476063

Horsepussy isn't wrong if she has the power to create love instead of hate, right?

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>>13476052
Also Frosted Rapes.

>> No.13476065

>>13476004
Give in to the overwhelming urge to tease her to tears.

>> No.13476066 [DELETED] 

>>13476047
Cute.
>>13476047
>>13476052
If kemono and kettoshi are part of MGE, and they are, then I can post about it all I want.

>> No.13476067

>>13475945
Anon you're really pushing it beyond the limit of restraint

>> No.13476069

>>13476004
Buy a replacement from ME!

>> No.13476072 [DELETED] 

>>13476063
>horse pussy
>ever being right

What are you smoking and can you give me some?

>> No.13476074

>>13476004
Based on the explanation you just posited, this would mean she would have had to have slept with another of the same species in the past.

So, I'd see if she were still in contact with this previous lover. Find out if she still has feelings for her. Find out whether or not the ex- has moved on or not, and if not, try and swing a threesome.

>> No.13476077

>>13476066
Sure, but you're still a furfag, the lowest of the low.

>> No.13476079

>>13476067
Okay, I'll stop now. No more absurd demon-fucking from me. Let's just end it before it gets too far out of hand.

>> No.13476080

>>13476045
>Says last guy didn't do it right
>Bases the victor of the auction on a "guess my opinion" question
You have no right to speak of quality control.

>> No.13476082

>>13476060
You haven't disproven the banana though. Or used logic. You just looped in and out of fiction to come to some bizarre conclusion that makes no sense other than to shitpost.

>> No.13476083

>>13476079
You fucking tease. And this isn't even sarcasm

>> No.13476086

>>13476052
I can't understand why some are so damn scared of polt being furry or whatever. It's just fur, chill, it's not going to take over the world.

>> No.13476088

>>13476004
Beat the shit out of it and get a real woman.

>> No.13476092

>>13476074
Of course, that's assume they weren't still together, and hunting for a man as a twosome in the first place...

>> No.13476097

>>13476063
Don't know, but I'd put a wedding ring on a Unicorn's horn and then consummate the marriage like epileptic weasels.

>> No.13476098

>>13476086
Furshit still doesn't belong in a monster girl thread.

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>>13476063
Only good thing about unicorns is that they can become bicorns.

>> No.13476102 [DELETED] 

>>13476082
But I did, go back to your post.

>>13476077
A furfag that can post as much MGE shit as I can with no one to stop me. Maybe Ill drop by /b/ and make some friends.

>> No.13476103

>>13476063
Nightmare a Best.

>> No.13476104

>>13476080
>not having a list of all glorious animu slaves in your leather shoes
Kebab located.

but seriously, I think this worked out a lot better than the last one because it promoted creativity to some extent. There's really no way (and no reason) to make this an actual competition because I can neither give or receive rewards or prices. So we need to be chill about this.

>> No.13476106

>>13476103
FRONT PUSSY

>> No.13476108

>>13476098
That confirms my point. Why are your so scared of it? Your apparent phobia does not justify your phobia. My abnormal fear of hairy ass spiders does not compel me to hate anyone who likes spidergirls on this thread.

>> No.13476113

>>13476102
Oh no, we're soooo scared!

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>>13476104
>Kebab located
I'm the one who offered you your own personal Slavic army you Pleb.
I bet you're fucking Bosnian

>> No.13476117

>>13476108
Spider girls are monster girls.
Furries are not.
This is the monster girl thread.

>> No.13476118 [DELETED] 

>>13476100
Agreed.

>> No.13476119

>>13476108
Don't bring it up. It's not worth it.

>> No.13476120

>>13476098
To play devil's advocate, Cait Sith proves you wrong.

>> No.13476121

>>13476100
Harem a overrated

>> No.13476122

>>13476102
No, you didn't.

Because no matter the situation

>2 xx chromosomes
>A vagina

Is a woman. This applies in real life as well which is why trannies are not women.

Meanwhile your whole whining about magic thing doesn't apply because it's a fictional setting where alps couldn't exist within said setting without magic anyway.

>> No.13476125 [DELETED] 

>>13475793
Why hasn't anybody pointed out the nudity in this retards image?

>> No.13476127

>>13476114
I am sorry Ivan, I had not known it was you, I thought it was one of the 20 other ivans I know

Join me and glorious slav bretheren for a spitroast and warm vodka in plastic cups

>>13476125
Because they're not petty you stupid git.

>> No.13476131

>>13476117
In a monstergirl thread we discuss monstergirl works as well meaning everything within those works are fine. So characters like Cait Sith and Polt are fine. Someone's fursona is not. Simple.

>> No.13476132

>>13476125
We're not as christian as you might think.

>> No.13476136

>>13476125
Because nobody really gives a shit. If you browse here at work you deserve what you get if someone posts nudity, friend.

>> No.13476140

>>13476120
A Cait Sith sidekick is nice.
heaven help her if she does anything extraordinarily bad to me though.
She's getting the extra large beanbag treatment then.

>> No.13476142

>>13476120
Cait Sith is kemono. Not a monster girl. By KC's own admission.
He basically only drew her for the sake of pandering. He doesn't even like kemono himself.

That makes me wonder how many monster girls KC forced himself to draw for the sake of pandering and that cater to things he doesn't care for himself at all.
I can only think of Cait Sith and Tentacle.

>> No.13476144

>>13476125
Because not even the mods care, let alone anyone in the threads.

>> No.13476152

>>13476122
Blah blah I kiss dudes. Yeah I heard you the first time.

>> No.13476153

>>13476103
Yes, best for bullying in the waking world.

>> No.13476154

>>13476131
Yep, there you go. Furry art and MG stuff might overlap but keep the actual furry discussion to some other place

>> No.13476158

How would a MG react to a guy that likes a lot of alone time and gets annoyed when he's overcrowded?

>> No.13476159 [DELETED] 

>>13476113
>>13476113
>we

Can't do anything alone can you? You display bravado now, but all it takes, s someone writing a good story, a greentext, a piece of art, for something to become popular, and then it spreads like a rash.

>> No.13476160

>>13476121
I'm sorry, but if the choice is a loving horsepussy versus a loving horsepussy that encourages me to bring in other girls, I'm gonna take the one that has the bonus perks.

>> No.13476161

>>13476152
Great argument. If you were reading my posts you'd know I don't even like Alps. Try again.

>> No.13476163

>>13476131
Then let's talk about how KC is a closet faggot who can't stop forcing his secret lust for guys into every aspect of MGE.

>> No.13476172

>>13476142
>I can only think of Cait Sith and Tentacle.
Tentacle was pandering?

>> No.13476173

>>13476159
>You display bravado now
You're the badass with the grudge.
Either follow through or shut your retard mouth.

>> No.13476174

>>13476163
...Okay?

KC is gay.
Discussion over

>> No.13476176 [DELETED] 

>>13476154
As long as you're not talking about your fursona, you can go ahead and talk about how you want to rub cait's soft belly while her tail strokes your cock, your semen matting her fur, before you plunge into her burning cat snatch ad make her yowl so that people think she's being murdered.

>> No.13476178

>>13476172
Tentacle was aimed at the MGQ crowd, he admitted himself.

>> No.13476179

>>13476154
MGs are supposed to keep the compatible guys (sometimes). Meaning some will rape you and nothing more. You might get one that suits your tastes. Otherwise you're going to have to learn to deal with your space being violated frequently.
>>13476163
It's not like we don't shit on KC already.

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>>13476158
It's on a person-to-person basis cuz, ya know, everyone has their own personality & disposition, but eventually it's going to end in rape if he does it too long.

>> No.13476182 [DELETED] 

>>13476174
Fin.

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>>13476144
Based mods.

>> No.13476185

>>13476161
>Muh argument

Counter: Muh magic

Go kiss dudes in the sunlight, love them in the moonlight and have a wonderful time.

>> No.13476186

>>13476176
Uhhhhhhh

Not sure if want
>>13476179
>MGs are supposed to keep the compatible guys (sometimes)
let's be honest the overwhelming majority of people, if ever faced with teleportation into the MG world, would get kidnapped by amazons within 5 minutes.

>> No.13476191

>>13476178
Citation?

>> No.13476192 [DELETED] 

>>13476173
You're the faggot retard alpfucker.

>> No.13476196 [DELETED] 

>>13476183
His pubes are pretty spiky.

>> No.13476197

>>13476192
I'm seeing a lot of air, and not much else.

May I suggest being a badass somewhere else?

>> No.13476198

>>13476185
Yeah, you're just shitposting at this point. Someone can't be this retarded about magic when the character wouldn't exist without magic in a magic setting.

>> No.13476201

>>13476183
They ignored one image of nudity. don't test them, you fuckwit.

>> No.13476202 [DELETED] 

>>13476174
>>13476182

Gay pedophile.

>> No.13476208

>>13476186
>Implying they're not compatible with amazons

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>> No.13476215

>>13476208
I mean I'm sure as hell not but If you like reallly hardcore femdom I guess its for you

>> No.13476216

>>13476197
You leave faggot, and take >>13476198
with you.

>> No.13476219

>>13476212
>Monstergirl Sinistar
Is nothing sacred?

>> No.13476221

>>13476183

>Being raped by a horde of female Orcs.

How did you know this was one of my secret fantasies?

>> No.13476222

>>13476212
Was expecting girl Sinistar for some reason...

>> No.13476223

>>13476212
>I HUNGER
NO. You fuck off with your hunger.

>> No.13476224 [DELETED] 

>>13476208
I wouldn't mind having an Amazon waifu.
>>13476215
>MGE monstergirls
>hardcore femdom
That shit only goes down if you're into that sort thing.

>> No.13476226 [DELETED] 

>>13476208
Implying every one here is a bitchboy.

>> No.13476227

>>13476212
You are getting head pats.

>> No.13476228

>>13476183
>Female orcs that don't look like pigs
Thank you.

>> No.13476229

>>13476191
When he was doing the Wonderland girls, he mentioned how he was working on a girl aimed at fans of more monstrous girls. Apparently he got complaints about how cosplay tier Wonderland's girls were.

>> No.13476231

>>13476216
We will not, shitpost-kun.

What are you gonna do about it?

>> No.13476232

>>13476212
Well I can make you something to eat I guess.
Though if it's blood or something you want I guess you can always have mine.

>> No.13476237

>>13476224
What do you consider "hardcore femdom"?

>> No.13476238

>>13476212
Cute/10, would give blood to.

>> No.13476239

>>13476231
Shitpost and generally make the thread unpleasant for you. Because fuck you.

Kirei smile.jpg

>> No.13476243

>>13476215
>>13476226

It's not really hardcore as far as femdom goes. I kind of wish people wouldn't instantly assume it. KC even had to spell it out in the hellhound entry that you'd be loved and cared for. They're perfect for all these NEETs who only need to do a bit of house chores instead of working. Nothing says they treat you worse than the average monster. Only big possible downside is the public sex really.

>>13476237
BDSM and sadistic shit. Dark Elves are more likely to do that. Not Amazons.

>> No.13476244 [DELETED] 

>>13476238
Uh, sinistar is not a vampire

>> No.13476246

>>13476224
>That shit only goes down if you're into that sort thing.
Well, not quite
It's true that MGE monster girls want to make you feel really good, but they might do that in ways you wouldn't expect that you'd enjoy.
People seem to think MGE is a lot more vanilla than it really is.

>> No.13476248

I want to sit a loli vampire in my lap and pat her heard while she tries to act all high and mighty.

>> No.13476249

>>13476131
>>13476154
>>13476176
Im honestly impressed and happy that this conversation was so neutral and short.
Half the time polt is brought up the thread descends into a shit-flinging contest. \Maybe it's because this time we have two people fighting about alps and everyone's too tired.

>> No.13476251 [DELETED] 

>>13476237
Well shit, there are actually various types of "hardcore" femdom. You're familiar with GirlsForM aren't you?

>> No.13476252

>>13476237
CBT or bullying would be my guess.

>> No.13476254

>>13476239
Good luck with that.

>> No.13476257

>>13476243
"Soft" BDSM would probably happen with a number of monster girls. "Hard" BDSM only if you're an actual masochist, because MGE girls don't get off on inflicting suffering.

>> No.13476258

>>13476244
I'm sure imouto sinstar would enjoy a pint of blood after her meal.

>> No.13476270 [DELETED] 

>>13476243
>nothing says they treat you bad
>men are owned and are their lessers
Um.
>public sex is a downside
Faggot alert.

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>>13476243
Fucking this. Not that that'll prevent disgruntled anons from flinging around the word bitchboy whenever Amazons are mentioned, but still.

>> No.13476275

>>13476254
Thanks alp dicksucker.

>> No.13476285

>>13476270

Hey, I said possible downside. I don't mind it myself but I've seen people bitch about that aspect of amazons.

And lessers doesn't mean they treat you badly. In fact it means they might treat you like delicate glass. Like men have treated women for thousands of years and still do. Also, they're not wrong if you're not a hero or something. Literally stronger by default, especially civilians.

>> No.13476287

>>13476239
>being this childish
You do know you need to be at least 18 to be here, right?

>> No.13476293 [DELETED] 

>>13476272
Like all women, amazons just need a man to show them their place at our feet.

http://imgur.com/H35mJAi

>> No.13476298

>>13476293
They give you a home, wonderful children, food and safety and this is how you repay them?

>> No.13476299

>>13476287
You know this is /jp/ and not /a/ or /v/ and should be a faggot over there?

>> No.13476300

>>13476293
Doesn't really work for this setting though. You're basically the exception if you manage to do that.

>> No.13476301 [DELETED] 

>>13476293
Nice human woman.

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Make a wish.

>> No.13476305

>>13476293
>Anal
>Not diving into that puffy vulva
This picture upsets me

>> No.13476307 [DELETED] 

>>13476304
I wish you weren't a butterfaced bitch.

>> No.13476308

>>13476299
And yet here you are, being a faggot in /jp/.

>> No.13476309

>>13476298
>not being in the kitchen
And they call themselves women?

I scoff at their folly.

>> No.13476310

>>13476304
I with people stopped posting ugly western art on my Monster Girl Thread in /jp/.

>> No.13476313

>>13476304
I wish the genie didn't stink of deviant art and had a better hair style.

>> No.13476317

>>13476293
Well, you may be expecting too much from these savages.

Bet they can't even read.

>> No.13476319

>>13476304
I wish this thread was full of chicken harpies and mofu foxes.

>> No.13476321 [DELETED] 

>>13476298
They steal you form your village, tear you from your family, completely undermine you, make a trophy of you, how you are violated for the whole village to see, and you don't think they deserve this?

>>13476300
>muh invincible monsters

FUCK RIGHT OFF.

>> No.13476322
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Remember to reward your waifu after a well performed trick or command.

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>>13476321
You're getting unnecessarily rumpravaged, anon.

>> No.13476331

>>13476321
What kind of strawman is that? Jesus are you so used to dealing with shitposters or something?

The average man is a skinnyfat who does physical labor on the level of intense cardio at best.

Yes, you totally can make an Amazon your bitch but you're top tier in that case. Here's a tip, the majority of men aren't.

>> No.13476333

>>13476293
Nice try.

>> No.13476334

>>13476322
That show isn't adult enough for me to enjoy it, even if the girls are hot.

>> No.13476336 [DELETED] 

>>13476301
Don't you have some cum to felch out of your mistress' cunt?

>> No.13476339

>>13476322
All dog days best dog days.
I would give Leo kittens.
So many kittens.
All the kittens.
At once

>> No.13476341

>>13476331
>the majority of men aren't
And you think amazons are?

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>>13476304
Eww.

https://i.imgur.com/ZT7e1rE.jpg

Fuck you captcha burgers are burgers not club fucking sandwiches.

>> No.13476344

>>13476321
Shitpost harder.

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>>13476319
Poof.

>> No.13476349 [DELETED] 

>>13476336
Cry me a river and build a bridge to get over it.

>> No.13476352

>>13476339
I'd give Brioche all the puppies.

>> No.13476354

>>13476321
Tsundere for Monster Girls!

>> No.13476360

>>13476349
Not him but I always laugh when you post this response. It' so 90's valley girl. You might as well say "Talk to the hand."

>> No.13476362

>>13476352
I liked the green one with the floppy ears. She was cute.

>> No.13476363

>>13476309
Why would they? They're warriors, they need to be out defending the village. Spending time making meals is just something they don't have.

>>13476321
But anon, it's a necessity. Yes, it's cruel, but what does the outside have for you? Marrying some human bitch? Working long hours until your body gives out and you die? Getting sent off to die in a war? A life with an Amazon would be quiet and peaceful, other then the rough loving snu-snu.

>> No.13476364

>>13476344
>S-shitpost!

>> No.13476366

>>13476341
No, but they're a warrior society with supernatural strength in a setting where monsters are inherently superior to humans.
Most men are farmer boys with no such advantages.

I'm just saying that the amazons have it right this time around. You are an exceptional individual if you manage to take down these monsters.

But that's fine. Who doesn't want to be an exceptional individual? Just at least try to make it work within the style of the setting or something.

>> No.13476369

>>13476293
>I-It's femdomfags who always start shit, I swear!

>> No.13476370 [DELETED] 

>>13476305
She has to earn it in her cunt.

http://imgur.com/FnBvJwO

>> No.13476373

>>13476366
Don't need to be exceptional, I just need to be right and own a gun

/k/ stronk

>> No.13476374 [DELETED] 

>>13476354
>"B-Baka! I totally don't want you to ride my pelvis tenderly or anything!"

>> No.13476375

Not this shit again.

>> No.13476377 [DELETED] 

>>13476329
Reply.

>>13476331
Not everyone here is a fat fuck who posts13 hours a day.

>> No.13476378

I'd like a little Arekishi-style Bapho.

>> No.13476382

>>13476375
We already cycled through the Alp argument, and without the Auction guy doing his second auction there isn't much to break up the shitposting.

>> No.13476385

>>13476369
Nobody is starting shit, he was making a joke.

Touchy cunts, I swear.

>> No.13476386 [DELETED] 

>>13476329
>>13476333
>>13476344
>>13476349

Re

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>>13476375
It's astounding how much salt the Amazon generates amongst a few select autists.

It's also kinda saddening too.

>> No.13476391

>>13476363
>warriors
Women can't be warriors, you silly person.

>> No.13476395

>>13476322
God damn this is really fucking cute.

>> No.13476398

>>13476391
You're thinking of human women. These are amazons, they are better in every way.

>> No.13476403

>>13476385
>he was making a joke
You sure about that, because if he's joking in every post he should stop before we have a shitstorm for hours.

>> No.13476404

>>13476387

...What're starin' at, ya dork?

>> No.13476405 [DELETED] 

>>13476366
>uspernatural strength

They're not baphomets.

>>13476363
You can take your amazon village life and shove it, the only ting they'll get from me is cold steel in their vitals.

>> No.13476406

>>13476398
But they're still women right?

Nope, not warriors.

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>>13476377
>Not everyone here is a fat fuck who posts13 hours a day.

Yeah, they're just skinnyfat or skinny instead. Even being /fit/ won't help you much if you don't spar.

Maybe it's not so black-and-white? I mean you guys wouldn't be so defensive if I told you all you needed to be stronger than average to slay a big demon or dragon.

>> No.13476414

>>13476403
With the way you people are sperging again? I doubt he would want the fun to end at this point.

>> No.13476420

>>13476083
I know. I'm a horrible, horrible person, and you'll never entertain the notion of her kiss turning your mind into putty for her to shape. Every little squirm and arch of the back she makes floods your head with pleasure, emptying it of all but the desire to love her and be loved back.
Her legs will release your own, only to join her tail and pull your hips down against yours, her feet crossing at the small of your back, calves and thighs locking your torso against hers. With her tail free, it'll travel to your erection of its own will, the leathery spade-tip wrapping around your head and guiding you, up over the inside of her fluid-soaked thigh, and straight into her entrance, lips parting like blissfully burning silk curtains, pulling you in to the hilt.
Your hands are no longer on either side of the pillow, propping you up, but at her back and tangled within her hair, both of you down upon the bed and sinking further like a stone in the ocean. Your weight presses her small body into the depths of the mattress, smothering her, but it doesn't stop her from reducing you to a moaning, near-incontinent force of sexual desire, every slight gyration igniting lights in your mind and soul.
She pumps you raw, but for all its intensity, she couldn't be more loving, making sure to press every millimetre of her soft lips to your own, and the point of no return isn't there yet. Instead, the surge of liquid fire boiling within your balls seeths and burns more and more, more than it's ever done before.

>> No.13476421

Really? No one yet? Are we tired guys?

AMAZONS A SHIT!

>> No.13476424

>>13476408
Ottermode reporting in.
I just want to lift weights with a Jinko and make fun of the gazers in the gym.

>> No.13476427

>>13476385
We know, anon. Anyone who shits on something you hate is always just making a joke, so it's alright.

>> No.13476429

>>13476420
The matching heat of her own body around your shaft is sucking, milking with forces both maddeningly physical and mind-numbingly magical. It works the semen within you like a tide, every thrust in and out, from open air and through those curtains into rapture, building momentum and energy. It's not just your body howling for release. It's not just your thoughts revelling in the love shared between you and her. It's also the utter ecstacy of your soul as her demon's power submerges it in pleasure.
Your pace picks up, you almost fight against the grip her legs and wings have around you, pulling in and out and thrusting into her like a piledriver. Her round breasts bounce wildly as you almost use her as your own onahole, pounding her into the springs of the mattress.
You hold back as long as you can, but in the end it's the look she gives you as your eyes catch, and the little vibration of a moan travelling from her throat to yours that sets you off. The heat within you becomes a supernova, the fire rises as you shoot what feels like liquid light into her tight, receiving passage. For several seconds you're caught in a tidal wave of sensation, desperately clinging onto your lover for fear of sinking and losing your mind, shooting load after load, more than you ever thought possible, directly into her womb.

>> No.13476431

>>13476343
That was a kid's show right?

>> No.13476432 [DELETED] 

>>13476408
An amazon s just a woman with a bit of a boost, not a dragon.

>they're just skinnyfat
>making assumptions again

>> No.13476435

>>13476421
I think that was the implication several times.
No need to state the obvious.

>> No.13476436

>>13476429
And even after the waves cease, leaving you both floating in the middle of an endless void, you don't let go of her. And she doesn't let go of you; her legs and wings around your waist, her arms around your back, and her tail coiling around your leg. Too overcome to move, and too content to want to, you feel your erection slowly soften even as you remain inside her, maybe offering one last little thrust in the hopes of prolonging that orgasm with a shadow of the pleasure it offered. Who knows how long it takes for you to fall asleep, but when you do, she's still there, a demon within your dreams, ready to repeat the whole thing over again, until you wake up in the morning.

...Okay, there. I didn't think I'd follow through with this, but I did. You're welcome, by the way.

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>>13476319

How about one that looks more like a Rooster?
Someone posted this in the last thread, I think.
The neck makes me say "No" but the health makes me say "Yes".

>> No.13476439

>>13476421
Next topic of complaint will be milkposters I believe

>> No.13476441

>>13476427
Well, that's what the femdoms kept telling me when I complained.

Are you really gonna throw them under the bus?

>> No.13476447 [DELETED] 

>>13476420
>>13476429
>>13476436
Ay caramba.

>> No.13476448

>>13476438
The tiny head makes me take more of a pause than the neck.

>> No.13476449

>>13476439
They are pretty terrible people.

>> No.13476450

>>13476293
>>13476370
You will make a great househusband once you're more obedient.

>> No.13476454

>>13476432
But you made assumptions first. That's the average body type by the way. I'm talking about the average man. Geez. If you're not skinnyfat, skinny or fat like this guy >>13476424
you're a cut above the rest anyway so who cares about my statements regarding the average man? You have the potential to become adventurer tier. The fact is most guys don't and haven't seen a real fight in their lives. An Amazon with even a little boost definitely puts them above Order fodder.

I'm not saying you need to lose to amazons or something. Just get it right.

>> No.13476463 [DELETED] 

>>13476441
>the femdoms
I have a feeling most of those were just anons that were tired of you throwing a hissy-fit over the mention of Amazons.

>> No.13476464

>>13476454
Post structure was weird. Sorry >>13476424 meant to say you're above the rest. Gratz on ottermode.

>> No.13476468

>>13476431
Maybe.

God dammit captcha that's not a burrito it's a fucking ham and cheese wrap.

>> No.13476474

>>13476441
Bus, train, industrial trash compactor.
I don't care who takes a shit all over the thread, only that they do.

>> No.13476482

>>13476468
>Wanting the botnet to learn right
I pick things that look vaguely similar but are obviously wrong on purpose, and only the minimum number instead of all.

>> No.13476484

>>13476373
KC has said firearms are often useless after people asked him so much about monster power levels

>> No.13476485

>>13476448
Its more like her body is huge than her head is tiny.

>> No.13476486

>>13476463
>assuming
I'll just go ahead and stop you right there.

No, it had something to do with a different topic.

>> No.13476497

>>13476484
Either way. If firearms are easily accessible that means monsters can use them too on top of being stronger with all their powers. It might not make them better than you in a fight but it won't make them weaker.

>> No.13476501

>>13476485
Same difference, the disparity in size is still there.

>> No.13476503

>>13476484
To be fair, japs don't know much about guns except the military otaku, and most of them just know numbers and not real world equivalents.

But mostly that in KC land monsters must win at everything forever

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>>13476334
Is this adult enough for you?

>> No.13476511

>>13476482
The botnet will be schooled. If there is going to be an uprising I want them to hit a jugular and make it somewhat quick. Not every other lesser blood vessel that results in a flaying.

I would also like to be brought ice cream during the golden age before they become fully self aware. Not a pie that was hit with a kitchen torch.

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>>13476448
>>13476485

"I got a tiny head?"

>> No.13476516

>>13476484
I'm pretty sure a bullet ripping through your flesh will kill just about anything. Be realistic here, at least a little.

>>13476497
I dunno man, I wouldn't credit an an oni, hellhound or amazon as mentally capable enough to handle something as complex as a modern firearm. Simple black-powder stuff? Maybe. Kraut space magic? Nope.

>> No.13476518

>>13476503
>spoiler
Pretty much. Out of all the shitty things here, this is the worst one by far.

>> No.13476519

>>13476447
I hope that's Mexican for "these posts gave me a boner".

Because that's the thing I was aiming for there.

>> No.13476520

>>13476497
In KC land they're not though. The guy who came up with a hand cannon got strung up for heresy. Which is weird because KC has this spastic thing where he makes the Order seem like it has these really nice reasonable tenants only making the mistake of worshiping a terrible god. Then other times makes them look like full inquisition nutjobs.

>> No.13476522 [DELETED] 

>>13476450
That's funny way of writing "being a tribal chief, subjugating neighboring villages and bring them to heel under the power of the dick".

>> No.13476523

>>13476321
Rape is never deserved, Anon.

For real though, amazons aren't that bad. They don't do shit like that
in my head-canon.

As for MGE canon I don't give a fuck about it.

>> No.13476525

>>13476405
It would be pretty comfy.
>Live in a remote village with your Amazon wife
>Wake up after she left to go out an fight another tribe
>After you finish sweeping up there's not much to do. You spend the rest of the day taking walks and roughhousing with the children before you go home and cook dinner
>Set down dinner for your wife when she finally comes home tired and bruised
>She quickly scarfs it down while thanking you for the meal.
>As she helps you clean up, she acts amorous and starts to rub herself against you.
>She says that she's not getting any younger and would like to have a baby.
>Spend the next hour with her gently riding you, as she whispers into your ear about how you'll be a great and loving father.

>> No.13476530
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I did it Austin, it was me!!

>> No.13476533

>>13476522
I think you should tell your tribe not to use that many drugs when fucking you or you will start to believe it for real.

http://i.imgur.com/e7mxDFb.jpg

>> No.13476534

>>13476530
The shadows make it look like she's sunburned as fuck in weird places.

>> No.13476537

>>13476503
It's consistent at the least. Like the gods specifically made them better than humans save for the strongest individuals who are only that way due to being divinely or magically powered or being freaks of nature. So the rigged nature of the world is being used against the Chief God.

>>13476520
The Middle Ages was like that too. There were a lot of advances in science but at the same time you had moments like that as well. Most of it was political though. I think religion and heresy was just a front.

>> No.13476538

>>13476530
Putting in my humble request for a black emo styled houri.

>> No.13476539 [DELETED] 

>>13476503
>spoiler

More like that's the attitude fostered by many here. If baphomets, who are the strongest physical monster, find onii chans stronger than them, same with dragons, men they recognize as their betters become their masters, monsters don't win at everything, it's just leftover from the days of invincible monsters and femdomfags, Yeah, I blame the subs for this shit.

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By some freak accident you summon a succubus and it appears she has her mind set on making you her husband. The catch is that having sex with her will give her eternal ownership of your soul, would you still do it?

>> No.13476541

>>13476530

>Parts of her are so red.

Get her to a hospital! She has blood clots!

>> No.13476542

>>13476534
Not sure if it'll make you feel better, but it used to be way worse on that front.

>> No.13476545

>>13476525
>Man squaw
>Not farming or gathering or tanning or weaving
>Just fucking around and cooking dinner

That's not how that kind of society works.The women go hunting and fishing and fighting while they leave the men with all the hard grunt work.

>> No.13476546

>>13476539
There is nothing wrong with wanting the monsters to win.

>> No.13476548

>>13476406
It's a fictional setting. You don't get to make the rules. They're warriors in the setting.

If you want to bitch about the setting being shit, go ahead, but that's something completely different.

>> No.13476550

>>13476540
On the condition that she entrusts her soul to me as well. In that case, sure.

>> No.13476553

>>13476546
And then there's this faggot.

Like clockwork.

>> No.13476554

>>13476540
Isn't that how they work already?

>>13476539
Doesn't mean you have to make your wins against monsters effortless.

>> No.13476556

>>13476540
ABSOLUTE FUCKING NOT
Im a lot of things, a slave is not one of them

>> No.13476557

>>13476539
We've discussed this too many times already that I don't feel like doing it again.

>> No.13476561

>>13476540
No.
Succubi aren't even that appealing.

>> No.13476562

>>13476540
People in here wouldn't have sex with a succubus even if it didn't damned your soul to her possession.

>> No.13476564

>>13476546
It makes HFY fags' rectums bleed.

>> No.13476571

>>13476546
I fully support a world where Monster Girls reign supreme and I lick my Lilim Mistress's feet!

I want to be her lover/slave/pet/footstool/prized possession!

>> No.13476572

>>13476553
I'm sorry. I thought this was the monstergirl thread. What's wrong with liking monstergirls and wanting them to succeed in finding love?

>> No.13476573

>>13476564
You know a thing or two about rectum bleeding, don't you bitchboy?

>> No.13476576

We're on page 8, why has there been such a large amount of back to back shitposting?
I know this community is retarded, but seriously.

>> No.13476577

>>13476537
The difference is if you can kill something with a spear or a sword then a gun will do the job even better. Guns were the great equalizer. Even the Nips know this and hated it and hold that fact close to heart in their own history.

So the problem is saying that guns are ineffective against most monsters puts a hard cap on how powerful they are, and it's basically getting into DBZ-tier power levels for even the lowliest monsters.

Imagine a shotgun loaded with buck not being able to kill a Devilbug, the most common monster in existence.

God damn, that's bleak.

>> No.13476578

>>13476571
Christ, we've come full circle from the start:>>13471987
>>13472069

>> No.13476579

>>13476540
It's not like I'm doing anything with it.

>> No.13476581

>>13476572
What's wrong with wanting the opposite?

>> No.13476582 [DELETED] 

>>13476533
>I'm a bitch and so is everyone else here
>I'm a weakling and I would get raped by an amazon so hard, as everyone else here

Pathetic.

http://imgur.com/cwA5c2y,QP9v3Do

>> No.13476583

>>13476484
That's Japan being Japan. They said the same thing when the shogun tried to take their swords. They were wrong.

>> No.13476584

>>13476546
>>13476571
It's for faggots like you two that I can't post anymore about femdom without being called a bitchboy or something else by "muh alpha boys"

Holy shit I'm so tired of both sides.

>> No.13476586

>>13476576
NA afternoon, nothing surprising.

>> No.13476587

>>13476577
IIRC crocodiles shrugged off early firearms unless you used salt rocks. Could be a similar case. Some firearms work better than others. Or melee works better for some contrived reasons.

>>13476573
Anyone who practices anal stuff correctly won't bleed. Bitchboys are the least likely to bleed from there.

>> No.13476594

>>13476516
A gun is not difficult to use. If 10 year old Somalis hopped up on drugs can manage it then so can most monsters.

>> No.13476595

>>13476519
And I hate you for it

>> No.13476600 [DELETED] 

>>13476525
You ever been stabbed in the kindney?

>> No.13476603

>>13476594
BEcause they've been immersed in the tech for so long.
An amazon prefers to fight with spears.

>> No.13476607 [DELETED] 

>>13476540
Fuck no.

>> No.13476609

>>13476595
Oh, sorry.
I could write more for you, but I'm burnt out on that demon girl. I'd need a new picture and promt to go again.

>> No.13476610

>>13476540
What if I gave my soul to someone else...who crushed it to pieces?

>> No.13476611

>>13476582
>I think I can dom girls that are specialized in hunting men just because muh dick and muh hentai logic
Nice delusion you have there. Guys like you are the funniest to dom.

>> No.13476612

>>13476603
I can see that happening like the africans who thought their magic would protect them. But in this case their magic might actually protect them.

Of course for all we know they might be into victory at nearly any cost. Which means dropping the spear in favor of guns.

>> No.13476615

>>13476609
Nah, take a breather. You've done enough damage
Now I need to un-pitch this tent, you bastard

>> No.13476621 [DELETED] 

>>13476554
>you can only win if you end up fucked up or have to make a 35 step plan that takes every variable of the monster's awesomness and anon's headcanons into account

You and your friends can fuck off as well.

>> No.13476622

>>13476587
Salt wouldn't do anything but spread blunt force trauma. You did that to preserve the skin as it's the most valuable part of the creature.

Firearms in general have always been powerful as fuck. A .50 cal ball from a musket in 1800 has more energy than a modern 12 gauge slug. Where advancements have really taken place the last couple of centuries is ignition, rate of fire, aerodynamics, better materials engineering for lighter weapons etc.

The power has always been there since the 1300's. It's everything else we've improved on, like actually being able to hit something.

>> No.13476623

>>13476611
>because muh dick and muh hentai logic
>implying that isn't the basis for MGE
Yes, he can, so sayeth the hugbox.

>> No.13476630

There needs to be more diversity. Needs more monster boys in MGE.

>> No.13476632

>>13476623
Oh wait, we were talking about MGE? Then he's even more fucked since demonic energy will make him like to be a sub

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>>13476571
You know what? I do want a world in which monstergirls rule because of people like you. What's wrong with wanting love and peace? With wanting everyone to find acceptance and someone to care for them? What's wrong with wanting monsters and magic? What's wrong with wanting to crush the bugs that have been feeding on the rotting soul of humanity? What's wrong with any of it?

>>13476581
The opposite? You mean you want all monsters to fail and die or something? Or do you want the big scary monsters to stop being so mean?

>> No.13476635

>>13476612
The end point of this is that nowhere on amazon's art would you find anything that indicates a use or desire to use firearms. An amazon would probably brand even a simple AK as too complicated and cumbersome, as well as expensive, much less something as fancy as an MG42. In addition, people who lived in thatched hut houses and cover themselves with loincloths do not tend to possess a great deal of intellectual stamia.

>> No.13476636

>>13476630
This, I honestly think Monster Boys would bring new blood in.

>> No.13476639

>>13476632
What part of "hugbox" do you not understand?

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>>13476582
Dominating amazons? You're the one that's pathetic, real men fuck Hellhounds into submission.

>> No.13476645 [DELETED] 

>>13476611
>you can't because I say so

What are you 5?

>> No.13476646

>>13476600
Why are you so rude?

>> No.13476647

What about a whiteknight amazon fighting to protect the weak human boys?

>> No.13476648

>>13476621
Great strawman. Just talk about being an adventurer or paladin or something. Hell, I'm okay with the use of drugs. It's just when you start talking about domming amazons from MGE or something that it's kind of jarring. Without coming up with a reason how or why. If I were doing a dom kikimora thing I'd at least try to justify it. Or in other words if you're going to fit a square peg into a round hole at least show us how you reshaped the peg or hole.

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>>13476630
>>13476636

You seem to have gotten lost. You're looking for the place down the road.

>> No.13476651

>>13476634
>What's wrong with any of it?
Nothing.

I want to massage a Lilim's feet and cuddle her at night!

>> No.13476652

>>13476639
Not him, but you guys really think MGE is more hugbox than it really is.

>> No.13476653

>>13476647
That's all of them.

>> No.13476655

>>13476630
Also more futa. Cats are nice but we should branch out.

>> No.13476657

>>13476648
>strawman
No, just stop.
Don't pretend this isn't the case.

>> No.13476658 [DELETED] 

>>13476641
Youre' right sempai! How can I make up for this?

>> No.13476659

I hate you all.

>> No.13476660
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>>13476647
Amazons were made to be white knights, really. I'm surprised Lizardgirl ended up with that.

>>13476657
It's strawman in my case. I guess I can't speak for everyone else in the thread.

>> No.13476661

>>13476647
Please no. There's no need for bonnet tipper lizardman 2.0.

>> No.13476663

>>13476652
Well, the creator said it is.

Personally, I think it's a dystopian shithole, but that's really not relevant to KCs intentions.

>> No.13476664

Reminder that maledom shitposters are trolls baiting you, and replies give them what they want.

>> No.13476666

>>13476647
That's how they already are.

>> No.13476667

>>13476647
>>13476653
I always thought the bonnet tipping reputation that lizards got saddled with fit amazons more.

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>>13476658
10 laps then fuck a hellhound, if she gets the upper hand do 10 more.

>> No.13476669

>>13476664
>everyone who's not femdom is a shitposting troll

>> No.13476671

>>13476664
No shit Sherlock. It was already said before >>13476414

>> No.13476672

>>13476667
That's because that got saddled with the "lel husband beating" meme

>> No.13476676 [DELETED] 

>>13476653
Amazon shill motherfucker please, your chlvarious amazno headcanon is bs, it didn't catch on then and it won't now, stop forcing.

>> No.13476678

>>13476660
Imagining this with a big, strong amazon instead of a lizard girl just makes it even more delicious.

>> No.13476679

>>13476664
>What are jokes
>What are people with different opinions
My little anon can't be this cute. Not everything is a troll.

>> No.13476683

Reminder that femdom shitposters are trolls baiting you, and replies give them what they want.

>> No.13476687

>>13476641
>real men fuck Hellhounds into submission
HAHAHAHAHAH

>> No.13476688

>>13476641
That picture is actually terrifying. Just imagine lying in bed and seeing those blood-red claws reach in through the crack in your doorway. Even if I got a glance of the head and breasts, my first thought wouldn't be "Oh jeeze, I'm going to be raped by a hellhound." It'd be something more along the lines of "Holy fuck, I'm going to die, I'm pissing myself and this thing is going to make ribbons out of the skin on my torso."

That aside though, hellhounds are cute.

>> No.13476689 [DELETED] 

>>13476583
>Or melee works better for some contrived reasons.
Well, yes. KC's setting runs on tropes and mechanics found in JRPGs. Ranged options tend to fall off early on.

You're better off grinding on Devil Bugs and Large Mice with a sword because mid to high level monsters can tank, deflect and/or evade gunfire.
This isn't getting into the magic users. You either need to get creative against those or have a mage on your side, since not even shounen bullshit is guaranteed to get the job done.

>> No.13476690

I just want to be raped and then cuddled and protected by a Big Strong Hellhound.

>> No.13476692

>>13476676
Not even him but it has more basis than some stupid spouse beating headcanon.

>> No.13476696

>>13476676
It's more accurate then the ebil woman who hits her hubby hur dur.

>> No.13476697

>>13476668

>diminishing returns with cardio

I'm onto you Hellhound.

>> No.13476699

>>13476587
>Or melee works better for some contrived reasons.
Well, yes. KC's setting runs on tropes and mechanics found in JRPGs. Ranged options tend to fall off early on.

You're better off grinding on Devil Bugs and Large Mice with a sword because mid to high level monsters can tank, deflect and/or evade gunfire.
This isn't getting into the magic users. You either need to get creative against those or have a mage on your side since not even shounen bullshit is guaranteed to get the job done.

>> No.13476701

>>13476690
How big?

>> No.13476703 [DELETED] 

>>13476692
>basis

You know amazons killed any male babies they had right?

>> No.13476704

>>13476701
Dire Hellhound

>> No.13476707

>>13476688
Even when she got up close she'd be terrifying. Her panting, sniffing your body, bringing her mouth close to that soft tender flesh only to lick when you're expecting her sharp fangs to pierce your skin but it never comes. Hellhounds are pure fear boner material and that's what makes them great.

>> No.13476709

>Checks the clock

"Oh, right, it's daytime. Time for that Alphanon to come out and proclaim how much he could dominate monstergirls."

>> No.13476710

>>13476703
The original legends did, but we're not talking about them, are we?

>> No.13476712 [DELETED] 

>>13476696
>>13476703
And men were used to breed and then discarded or killed?

>> No.13476714

>>13476663
I don't understand how people call it a hugbox. I mean, people gets tortured and executed by the Order everywhere if they see you being friendly with a monster. Some monstergirls drug you in order to rape and make you their husband, and if they don't drug you demonic energy will mindbreak you anyway.

I know there's more shit out there but I don't remember it right now.

>> No.13476715

>>13476703
Good thing this is MGE's Amazons and not from actual myth. You can apply this to a lot of other monsters.

>> No.13476716

>>13476668
>pink nipples on dark grey skin
What's the logic?

>> No.13476724

>>13476689
I want a story about a gunslinger's adventures in MGE-land. Even better if he has a weeb kunoichi girlfriend/sidekick who he constantly trolls.

>> No.13476726

>>13476703
Everyone is talking about MGE Amazoness and you know it.

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>>13476688
Do Hellhounds and other canid monstergirls have large derrieres? If so, Hellhounds would be right up there with Cheshires in facesitting capabilities.

>> No.13476729

>>13476704
Damn, son. That's a lot of snu snu.

>> No.13476730

>>13476709
Wait a minute

>Alphanon
>Alphanon
>Alphanon

Do you think Alps would pretend to be big tough guys on the internet?

>> No.13476735

>>13476704
I'd rather a Pygmy hellhound with her dire hellhound friend

>> No.13476736

>>13476730
>Do you think Alps would pretend to be big tough guys on the internet?
Well some guys already do it so why wouldn't Alps do it?

>> No.13476737 [DELETED] 

>>13476703
Why are you bringing mythological Amazons into the picture for no reason?

>> No.13476738

>>13476714
Well, he tries to give everyone everything, forgetting that it's imppossible.

>> No.13476741

>>13476709
Traitor-kun is just as annoying and he's always on.

>> No.13476744

>>13476738
>*impossible

>> No.13476745

>>13476716
Pink nipples are sexier

>> No.13476748

>>13476728
>Do Hellhounds and other canid monstergirls have large derrieres?
Of course they do, how else would they encourage doggy style without a wonderful ass to grab hold of and slap.

>> No.13476751

>>13476741
MGE was made for Traitor-kuns anyway. You want less traitor kuns talk about some other Monstergirl thing.

>> No.13476753

>>13476738
He contradicts himself way too much, and that gives people the opportunity to start shit.

I'm all for a more restrictive MGE, though I know not many people share my opinion.

>> No.13476754

>>13476701
Half a foot taller than me sounds alright. So around 6'5.

>>13476707
I like to think that if I was living with one, I'd get used to it, but might still get slightly freaked out if she went out of her way to scare me. Waiting until I get home, turning out the lights, teleporting around to confuse me and that sort of thing. Ultimately, though, I get the feeling that I couldn't be more safe living with her.

>>13476716
They look like they're glowing from heat. I wonder how hot they are compared to a hellhound's average body temperature.

>> No.13476755

>>13476730
>Alps pretending to be huge, burly, hairy motherfuckers
Wait a minute.

>> No.13476756

I want to have a shortstack ancient dragon.

>> No.13476757

>>13476714
It's a hugbox for people that happen to be the minority living in neutral or pro-monster territories.
Suffering for anyone part of the Order.

>> No.13476759

>>13476753
I'm all for just ignoring the shit I don't like. It's a porn setting, don't take it so seriously.

>> No.13476761

>>13476757
>It's a hugbox for people that happen to be the minority living in neutral or pro-monster territories.
Unless you don't like being mindbroken/drugged/raped you mean.

>> No.13476762

>>13476728
>A Hellhound and a Cheshire will argue over who has the better ass
>They'll never rape you together, constantly asking if they're better than the other one.
>You'll never end up impregnating them both because they just wouldn't stop, demanding that tell them who you thought was better even though you were ahegaoing too hard to give a coherent answer.
>You'll never make them take responsibility by having both of them marry you.
Suffering like this is rare.

>> No.13476765

>>13476378
I'd rather a Zankuro or Koishi Chikasa style Bapho.

>> No.13476767

>>13476765
I dunno what those are but if they are oppai loli I might be game.

>> No.13476768

>>13476761
>>13476757
You're both wrong. It's a cartoony world with cartoony hentai logic. It's supposed to be like the girl who starts moving her hips on her own and gives into the D. Same principle. Contrived and weird when taken seriously, but it's not a serious setting. This isn't Dark Souls, it's Mario Bros tier.

>> No.13476771

>>13476741
There are multiple Traitor-kuns. I'm one and I see others post all the time.

>> No.13476772

>>13476755
>Y-Yeah! I fuck Monster Girls all the time!
>I rape them with my-my big hairy penis! It's like a tube of sand! I thrust it in all of them!
>I've even tamed Hellhounds! I have an entire Hellhound Sleigh Team, all addicted to my dick!
>Then a Monster Girl asks her to "Post Dick of GTFO

>> No.13476773

>>13476538
Right, not gonna put this in the main gallery, but I won't leave a brother hanging.

http://i.imgur.com/IeTHE2z.jpg

>> No.13476781

>>13476754
>I like to think that if I was living with one, I'd get used to it, but might still get slightly freaked out if she went out of her way to scare me.
The adventures of scaredy anon and his prankster Hellhound waifu could be fun.
>She hides behind the fridge when he goes to get a drink at night
>She lurks in the shower when he goes to get ready in the morning
>She ambushes him from under the dinning table
>He keeps trying to get one up on her but always has it turned around on him
>It ends in sex anyway

>> No.13476782

>>13476771
That explains it then.

>> No.13476783

>>13476768
True, which really makes me question why he even made a fucking guide to his setting.

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>>13476762
>impregnating them both
Niiice. Even better since Hellpups and Cheshire Kittens are proven to be the cutest loli varieties.

>> No.13476788

>>13476772
>You will never get rescued from a snowstorm and then railed by a Hellound Sleigh Team

>> No.13476790 [DELETED] 

>>13476710
You're the one who said basis, you didn't say, based on MGE, and if that's what you want, men are property to amazons, so shill elsewhere.

>>13476715
>>13476726
>>13476737

>> No.13476792

>>13476781
She puts the scare in your heart, just so she can set it aflutter all the more easily.

>> No.13476794

>>13476748
>You'll never pound a Hellhound with a big ass until her grin melts into an ahegao
>You'll never cuddle her in the afterglow only for her to pin you to the bed and whisper that she needs more than what you gave her to get pregnant before riding you slowly and milking as much out of you as she can
>She'll never pat your head and kiss you afterwards and tell you that you did a good job before falling asleep on top of you.
My heart can't take much more despair anon.

>> No.13476796

>>13476783
Just for fun and humor to go with the artbook. It's an encyclopedia so it would probably have a bit more to say and it gives him some stuff to work with when writing profiles. That's my guess.

>> No.13476799

>>13476664
Did we even have this amount of maledomfags back on /a/? I can't remember anymore.

>> No.13476800

What if a Tarrasque/Oni/Amazon who acts like that lonely old lady who has an annoying little dog and spoils the shit out of it? Like buying it super expensive food and carrying it everywhere. Letting it lick her mouth and treating it like a person and all that.

Except the dog is her human boy, obviously.
Maybe a grizzled old veteran who doesn't give a shit and goes along with it because this is his retirement plan.

>> No.13476802

>>13476790
Of course we meant MGE. That's how we started talking about it. Where else are they considered monstergirls. And it's not too different from other monsters in that setting see >>13476243

>> No.13476804

>>13476378
>no Baphomet that splits off from the Sabbath to form her own faction
>where everyone is an Arekishi style oppai loli

>> No.13476808

>>13476799
No we didn't. I just came back to these threads. I assumed after moving you guys would have very little to shitpost about and we could all share our fun and fantasies together. Guess I assumed too much.

>> No.13476809

>>13476800
Gee, I wonder what this post is meant to accomplish...

>> No.13476812

>>13476800
Are you doing this on purpose

>> No.13476815

>>13476809
Fapbait? Cause that shit sounds hot

>> No.13476817

>>13476808
>implying there were no shitstorms back in /a/
>implying the poor majority is getting bullied

>> No.13476819

>>13475318
Dan Savage considers guys who go after transwomen straight, and he's so fucking gayhe condones implied consent and steals from women.

>> No.13476822

>>13476293
>>13476405
>>13476321
Amazons just follow a typical old style household where the woman is in the kitchen and has few rights, while the male would hold the main job. But instead, it´s the other way around.

The only reason why they probably are so umpopular is because their main way of getting a man is by forcefully abducting one.

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>>13476794
>That second line
Hellhounds truly are the best girls in the encyclopaedia for switchfags.

>> No.13476828

>>13476809
>>13476812
Not meant to do anything, just seemed like a funny image to me.

>> No.13476830

>>13476822
>The only reason why they probably are so umpopular is because their main way of getting a man is by forcefully abducting one.
That goes for half the girls in MGE though, people just fling shit over amazons because of thread canon.

>> No.13476831

>>13476822
>because their main way of getting a man is by forcefully abducting one.

In a setting where monsters capture and rape men by default? Why did they start getting into MGE in the first place?

>> No.13476833

>>13476822
>The only reason why they probably are so umpopular

Don't go around assuming. Their way of obtaining a man is the least of my concerns.

>> No.13476836 [DELETED] 

>>1347680
You quote >>134762432 with all the househusband bitchboys about?

>> No.13476838

>>13476817
I remember them. Most of them were about futafags, how it wasn't /a/, and furries.

>> No.13476840

>>13476808
I guess it's because sadly /a/ isn't the main core anymore.

>>13476822
>The only reason why they probably are so umpopular is because their main way of getting a man is by forcefully abducting one
No, it's because some guys are always in alpha mode and they feel threatened by roles reversed

>> No.13476843

>>13476822
>You will never be the cute Househusband for your dominant Monster Waifu

>> No.13476844

>>13476828
Well, I suppose I should give you the benefit of the doubt.

>> No.13476845

>>13476799
Dom fags of either variety aren't the problem. The problem is autists pushing their preference and shitting on everything else.

>> No.13476846

>>13476823
I want a hellhound who loses control during sex and claws at my back. Only a few millimetres deep, but the heat of her clawtips is enough to cauterize the scratches a tiny amount.
The hellhound's doing her best to hold back, but in the end she has to let loose during climax.

>> No.13476847

>>13476838
Oh, yeah, and the occasional monsterboy shitposter who came from the homo threads.

>> No.13476849

>>13472858

k

>>13473337

I'll blue waffle you instead

>>13473409

>It'd better continue
>Half the people reading it probably drop it at Not!Abathur-chan

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>>13476836
>househusband bitchboys
Nigga, you're just being silly right now.

>> No.13476859

>>13476838
Point is, when the obvious majority whines about having fights where they outnumber their opposition 5 to 1, you'll forgive me if I don't shed a tear.

>> No.13476866 [DELETED] 

>>13476847
>monsterboy shitposter
Funnily enough, he was the first routine shitposter to have a meltdown of sorts.

>> No.13476869

>>13476840
>they feel threatened by roles reversed
Yeah, some people like their gender roles, go figure.

>> No.13476873

>>13476808
The funny thing is, when maledomfags started to be very vocal in these threads in /jp/ somebody said that there wasn't almost maledomfags on /a/, and people started to reply him saying that's not true, that they were always there but in silence.

Hilarious.

>> No.13476881
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Would feminism still exist in a monster girl world?

>> No.13476883

>>13476846
>lose control
>only a few mm
>tiny amount

It's like you have no idea what lose control means.

>> No.13476889

>>13476873
Unless you can prove that they weren't, you're wasting server space.

>> No.13476893

>>13476843
Good.

>> No.13476896 [DELETED] 

>>13476881
It might revert back to 2nd wave feminism, and SJW landwhales might go extinct.

>> No.13476897

>>13476859
Yeah, yeah but it only takes one poster stepping on another's toes to cause shitflinging. Just let people post about their fetishes. Don't reply to a maledom post with a femdom post and vice versa. It's not hard people.

>>13476866
I remember he ended a thread screaming about hetshit circlejerks and how we wanted to ruin our fun.

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>>13476881
It's maninism now. White Knight girls hop on it to try and get dick.

>> No.13476905

>>13476897
*he wanted

>> No.13476910

>>13476897
>Just let people post about their fetishes
Of course, that should go without saying.

>> No.13476914

>>13476883
I did kind of change the definition halfway through, didn't I.
Now I'm just kind of wondering how much I could endure before hitting the limit if a hellhound actually lost control and dug her claws in with actual strength.

>> No.13476915

>>13476889
If they were, why didn't we have this type of shitstorms back then?

Did the good maledomfags leave these threads or something?

>> No.13476916

>>13476873
There's always been femdom/maledom/switch posters in decent amounts with femdom being the most. It's like you kniggas don't even remember /ss/'s switch justice posting.

The problem is lately posts have been straight antagonistic from all sides, and traitor-kun went from one specific faggot to some kind of roleplay joke.

>> No.13476921

I want to tame a hellhound, keep her as a maid and make her wear unreasonably skimpy uniforms.

>> No.13476922

>>13476823
I want to have sweet sweet cuddlesex with a Hellhound. Just imagine her warm skin pressed against yours as she nuzzles your cheek with her own and leglocks you.

>> No.13476927

>>13476915
My guess would be that the numbers gap was even bigger back then.

Imagine the onslaught a maledom poster would've gotten back in /a/.

>> No.13476929

>>13476881
>>13476896

It'd be interesting to watch on the news. SJW's suddenly complaining that men are "specist."

They'd have rallies to try and shame human men that they need a strong human woman.

>> No.13476931

>>13476914
She would flay you, like your traps hanging off your spine flayed. You don't want a monster to really lose control. Lightly scratching you is probably maximum holding back for her hubby, the very least she could do.

>> No.13476932

>>13476921
If you have the power to tame a hellhound you can probably tame a lilim or something. Why waste your potential?

>> No.13476933

>>13476881
It might go back to when Feminism actually meant more than hating all men. The SJWs would probably go out with an annoying whimper too.

>> No.13476936

>>13476857
3/4 Amazon's posters can't shut up about being a HH and tending to their every need, so I don't see how I'm being silly.

And how dare you post based Jetstream to support this faggotry.

>> No.13476939

>>13476921
You are going to end being the one using the uniform and you know it

>> No.13476940

>>13476921
You.

I like you.

>> No.13476941

>>13476904

>le bonnet lizard girl

Just stop, lizard girls are ELITE tier monster girls who would have to trouble picking up dudes.

>> No.13476944

>>13476921
Shit anon, you don't need to tame her to do that. You just have to ask her.
She's gonna want lots of babies in return though.

>> No.13476946

>>13476904
>knight girls treating me with extra respect and doing tons of stuff for me
>in return they want my dick
Sounds pretty good.

>> No.13476950

>>13476936
Nigger see >>13476897

>> No.13476952

>>13476921
Well, wanting something and making it happens are different things, anon.

>> No.13476953 [DELETED] 

>>13476916
>/ss/'s switch justice posting
/ss/ was also the only person I can think of that sucked Bourbons dick.

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>>13476650

>> No.13476960

>>13476952
Not in KCs magic fun land.

>> No.13476964

>>13476954
You know the funny part? The one that says Bob isn't a shoop.

>> No.13476967

>>13476704
>Dire Hellhound
>eventual pregnant Dire Hellhound
This is frightening for several reasons.

>> No.13476969

>>13476921
Monster Girls are dirty, smelly uncivilized non-humans and I will personally make sure that every single one of them is thoroughly bathed thoroughly with aromatic soaps, every single part of them cleaned, and that they learn how to act like proper, civilized ladies.

>> No.13476971

>>13476881
They would kick and scream when they realize how many men are going to monstergirls. They would try to get monsters' rights taken away because of "muh humanity"

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>>13476921
I want a sadistic yandere Kikimora to dom me and give Stockholm Syndrome!

>> No.13476973

>>13476921
Sure anon.

Just be prepared for when she forces the same treatment on you once she gets bored.

>> No.13476974

So what happened to Bob anyway? Skimming the archvies I keep hearing about an IRC or something.

>> No.13476976

>>13476960
Unless he's Hercules I doubt it's going to happen.

>> No.13476978

>>13476881
Evil always finds a way.

>> No.13476982

>>13476972
Kikimora Doms are the best! I want a CC one to lock my up in her mansion!

>> No.13476984

>>13476974
He made his own website where he camps out with the rest of his secret club.

>> No.13476986

>>13476969
How dare you. Wights are beautiful and clean

>> No.13476987

>>13476941
BigSmellyLizardVagina

>> No.13476989

>>13476976
Doubt all you want, a mans dream cannot be denied.

>> No.13476990

>>13476974
he likes at the sixth circle of the IRC, waiting one day for some faggot to reach out and fall under his corruptive powers.

>> No.13476992

>>13476921
Too bad, they're a femdom monster and only a femdom monster.

>> No.13476993
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13476993

crayon fag pls come back

>> No.13476994

>>13476989
>dream
Exactly.

>> No.13476995

>>13476973
As long as it's a fetishized butler's outfit and not a maid dress.

>> No.13476997

>>13476986
If that's true, then they can help me hold down the other more rowdy girls while I work on them.

>> No.13476999

>>13476950
This is the part where I say, where do you think you are?

>> No.13477000

>>13476931
I guess them's the breaks when you're dealing with a monstergirl like a hellhound. Maybe she can grab onto the pillow when she climaxes. Or a solid steel box. But then there'd maybe be molten metal on the bedsheets.

>> No.13477002

>>13476972
>>13476982
Notice how no one is losing their shit over this.

Meanwhile...
>>13476939
>>13476992
>>13476994

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>>13476993
tfw

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>>13476987

Like this Medusa, right!?

>> No.13477006

>>13476994
Well, I'm saying he can.

Checkmate, nofuntheists.

>> No.13477008

>>13476921
A hellhound would be fairly easy to coax into that. Tell her you'll dress up as a butler and let her ravage you in return and she'll be all for it.
>Too bad, they're a femdom monster and only a femdom monster.
Clearly you didn't read their profile, they're actually close to an equal relationship as you can get. You dom them and them dom you when you drop your guard and they're happy with it either way.

>> No.13477010

>>13476992
Hellhounds don't have much pride and will gladly let someone else take control for a little while if it feels good.

>> No.13477014
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13477014

You're in the club when suddenly this girl rubs your nipples when your waifu is looking away. Wat do?

>> No.13477015

>>13476944
>Super pregnant hellhound dressed as a maid

I want this

>> No.13477017

>>13477002
>What are jokes
I mean, if maledomfags were playing this card before I can do it too, right?

>> No.13477018

>>13476954
Can you shop Torotoro's name on there now?

>> No.13477020

>>13477014
I cast [Fist].

>> No.13477022

>>13477014
Wake up. I wouldn't be caught dead in a club
Blasted Nightmare's trying to push their fetishes in my dreams

>> No.13477023

>>13477014
I have a jinko waifu. So I assume it's my waifu rubbing my nipples. If it's another Jinko I expect one of two things to happen
1. Dangerous catfight, the loser is probably dead
2. Sweaty, musky jinko threeway

>> No.13477024

>>13477002

>People are okay with dom Kikimoras
>But not sub Hellhounds

Guess it's time to burn again.

>> No.13477025

>>13477014
I'm pretty sure my Jinko waifu would fight her right there.

>> No.13477026

>>13477014
But she's my waifu

>> No.13477027

>>13477002
>Meanwhile...
And that's not even close to all of the posts.

>> No.13477031

>>13477014
I grab her big meaty PAWS and stall her, when the waifu looks our way, I signal her over. She gets on all fours behind her and I push the jinko, as the waifu holds her down, I rape her shitter.

Why do you ask?

>> No.13477033

>>13477002
Femdomfags don't give two fucks about kikimoras and those guys were clearly doing it as a joke.

>> No.13477034

>>13477014
Anon we went over this yesterday. Fuck a club.

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>>13477020

>> No.13477040

>>13477033
>Femdomfags don't give two fucks about kikimoras
I do.

>> No.13477041
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>>13477024

It's because the thread waxes and wanes like the mood in its levels of retardation.

>> No.13477042
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>>13477002
Kikimora´s are pure olev anon. There is no hating them.

I want to heatpat a cute Kikimora and give her a shiny new broom as a present.

>> No.13477043

>>13477014
I return the favor.

>> No.13477046

>>13477005
Exactly. Lizardgirls probably sweat a lot and they never get laid so it would be bad down there.

>> No.13477047

>>13477014
DANMAKU FIGHT

>> No.13477050

>>13477036
Did you just tell a muscle wizard he can't cast fist? I think he just told a muscle wizard he can't cast fist.

>> No.13477052

>>13477042
That's kinda speciesist, don't you think?
She might actually like it, but come on.

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>>13477036
What a suprise.

>> No.13477058 [DELETED] 

>>13477041
Stop trying to pass those scalies off as monstergirls every time you post them.

>> No.13477060

>just skimmed through the last 1000 posts
Jesus christ. This summer is gonna fucking suck unless you guys start actively reporting and ignoring the trolls/sperging autists. All it takes is at least two clicks

>> No.13477062

>>13477042
Bless your kind heart, anon.

>> No.13477064

>>13477017
>>13477033
>I-it was merely an act

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>>13477046

>Implying the sweat isn't what makes Dragons or Lizardmen one of the higher tiers of apex sexual beasts

>> No.13477071

>>13477060
There are no trolls or autists. Just ironic shitposting being replied with more ironic shitposting until the shitposting stops being ironic.

>> No.13477072

>>13477041

>Gigantic Fat Green Dragon Tats

>My mind

"I WANT IT!"

>> No.13477075

>>13477042
Before or after you rape the maid?

>> No.13477076

>>13477060
Sure, I don't mind some of the more touchy faggots be banned for false reporting.

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>>13477052
It´s her nature anon. A broom is a natural fitting gift for her. I was also planning on giving her a nice ring when the time is right, with a broom shaped gem on it.

I consider a Kikimora´s symbol a broom. What are some other symbols for MG´s?

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13477095

I don't think I could stand sheering a weresheep's wool for summer. It's the kind thing to do but taking away all that lovely wool should be some sort of crime.

>> No.13477096

>>13477064
>Only we can be serious or not about things

>> No.13477101
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What type of monster would be best at healing someone who went through a traumatic rape?

>Select all cake
>Pick a picture of car tires
>It works

Captcha things tires are cakes...

>> No.13477106

>>13477095
Knit things with her wool and sell it for profit

>> No.13477108

It turns out your kikimora waifu is a janitor on 4chan. What do?

>> No.13477110

>>13477014
Chuff.

>> No.13477112

>>13477060
>This summer is gonna fucking suck
My thoughts exactly

>unless you guys start actively reporting and ignoring the trolls/sperging autists. All it takes is at least two clicks
Report who. There's a point where you don't know who's serious and who's not anymore.

>> No.13477114

>>13477106
You just want to resell them, I know your tricks tanuki.

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>>13477108
Show her my bed more. Less time doing silly things, more time making daughterus.

LOTS
OF
DAUGHTERUS

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>>13477014

Ask her to stop once.

If she tries anything else else I'll call for my wurm waifu, who will fucking knock her into orbit.

>Select all Pizza
>Pick a clock
>It keeps happening

>> No.13477128

>>13477108
Get her to monitor this thread heavily.
Also get her to show me when writefags/drawfags are shitposting so I can judge them.

>> No.13477130

>>13477112
>There's a point where you don't know who's serious and who's not anymore.
Half the time that shit is pretty obvious, but really if both sides arguing are being retarded, flag both of 'em

>> No.13477133

>>13477101
Nightmare, or anything that can enter your mind and soothe you from the inside.

...until a tapir girl comes around.

>> No.13477136

>>13477126
>small kikimoras
Just get some roombas.

>> No.13477138

>>13477108
Help her clean up /mgt/ via the report function

>> No.13477141

>>13477108
Abuse my new-found power over Monster Girl Threads to ban all negative commentary about [Monster Girl]

>> No.13477144

>>13477068
>Wanting to smell musky sweaty scale vagina
>Wanting to tentatively taste her with a few licks before going all out and tonguefucking her.
>Wanting to keep going until her juices are spilled everywhere and shes' a panting mess.

>> No.13477145

>>13477136
Best game of Whack-A-Mole ever.

>> No.13477154
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I want to marry and protect a cute elf!

>> No.13477162

>>13477101
Sea Bishop or Holst.

>> No.13477164

>>13477154
You just want to rub her ears

>> No.13477168

>>13477141
>>13477138
>>13477128

The catch is that she mostly watches over /v/ and /tv/ so the job is very stressful for her. She will rant about all the posters who won't shut up about cucks and sjws.

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>>13477126
Dick the daughteru?

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>>13477154

>> No.13477176

>>13477168
>No Baneposting
Suspension of Disbelief broken.

>> No.13477177

>>13477168
>Tell her she should take is less seriously because she does it for free
>Get hit with a broom and told to sit in the corner because you hurt her feelings

>> No.13477178

>>13477172
W-What?

>> No.13477181

>>13477093
>Anubis
>An ankh, or a set of scales

Golly gee, that was a stretch.

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>>13477133
>until a tapir girl comes around.
Therapist baku? I can dig it.

>> No.13477184 [DELETED] 

Chill times are god.

All the fighting makes me feel right at home though.

>> No.13477186

>>13477170

She looks fucking disgusting.

>> No.13477188

>>13477145
Would you give your Kikimora daughteru a toy RC Roomba before she grows old enough to find out what a Roomba actually is?

>> No.13477189

>>13477101
Any loving tender one.

>> No.13477190

>>13477168
>she mostly watches over /v/
I didn't expect her masochism to stretch that far. Huh. Learn something new every day

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>>13477136
roombas don't get excited and overjoyed when you gift them their first tiny broom.
Nor can you give them proper headpats when they clean their rooms.
They won't cuddle up closely and look at you with big eyes either when you tell them scary scories about lab like entirely sterile and clean houses.

Daughterus are love
Kikimora's are love.

Daughteru Kiki's are olev.

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>>13477178
your taste in MGs are just
i'm going to say "adorable"

>> No.13477207

>>13477176
Even the mods approve of baneposting. That's basically white noise to her now.

>> No.13477209

>>13477184
Honestly after going through all the shit near the end of the /a/ threads anything people classify as a shitstorm these days is just a gentle breeze and a reminder of our old home.

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>>13477203
Somebody has to protect all those cute elves anon.

>> No.13477220

>>13477168
>/v/ and /tv/
Is she stupid?
Why the hell is she watching those boards?
I need to tell her to get better taste, and get her to watch over more important places, like /hbg/.
It's always nice to have the Janitor in your back pocket while you shitpost.

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>>13477170
It;s a shame good Malon lewds aren't that common nowadays.

>> No.13477226 [DELETED] 

>>13477186
>Malon
>Disgusting

y-you too.

>> No.13477229

>>13477188
Roombas are gifts you give to a kiki to show she's needed for far more important things in your life than just cleaning.

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>>13477218
yeah....
good luck with that

>> No.13477237

>>13477222
matsu sensei is the hero we don't deserve

>> No.13477240

>>13477108
I post on here while thinking about coming home to her lying prone on her 'work' laptop, asking how her day was. Before she can ask me what I want for dinner, she'll feel me pressing my face between her legs, stroking her feathery tail as I woke my way up. I'll then raise her sweet little ass into the air, pulling down her shorts before plowing into her babymaker until it's filled to the brim with semen.

I'll be home in 20 minutes, darling.
Run the bath before I get home so we can wash up after "dinner".

>> No.13477248

So anons, are there any songs, bands, or just a certain sound you associate with specific MGs?
I can't help but think of a dark elf when I hear https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=NLEKSQDoTiI

>> No.13477261

>>13477240
Is this NTR?

>> No.13477272

>>13477201
What about Roomba girls?

>> No.13477277

>>13477248
I associate Ushi-Oni with the beeping of of a heart monitor.

>> No.13477280

>>13477272
those are just slime girls

>> No.13477286

>>13477277
or the motion detector in Aliens

>> No.13477292

>>13477248
i hear this song everywhere i go and every time i hear it i straight to thinking of going one adventure with a wyvern
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LUhEOnr87_I

>> No.13477297

>>13477261
>kiki waifu is the janitor
>her face when I'm posting this from work

>> No.13477304

>>13477248
Every MG

http://youtu.be/0IhJnkVBzlk

>> No.13477311

>>13477297
Oh, I thought you were plowing someone's waifu, and then her husband was telling her he'd be home soon.

>> No.13477326

>>13477248

This is definitely reaching back into my teenage "emo" years. Had friends, so heard the music, but never caught on to the style.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fPZoaGqLGpQ

This makes me think of Yuki-Onnas, doubly so if you see the actual music video, which I won't post because now I think it just looks retarded.

>> No.13477336

>>13477311
What do you think I am, Satan?
Do I look like the kind of guy who'd go door to door and plow nice hikki MGs without post-coital cuddling before I make a sandwich from the fridge?

>> No.13477355

>>13476976
KC says he can be Hercules if he wants.

>> No.13477356
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13477356

You have been selected to be a “settler” in a different planet from your own. If you wish to continue, please remember that you won’t be able to come back home, not even with magic, so you will have to live in that world forever.

Roll 1d10.

https://www.wizards.com/dnd/dice/dice.htm

With 1-5 the portal that connects these worlds is stable and you will be able to choose in which one you want to end.

With 6-10 the portal is not stable, so you can’t choose in what world you will end. Roll 1d8 to decide the world. If you get an 8 roll again.


(Continued in next post)

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>>13477356
First World

This world is filled with big plains and forests as far as the eye can see. Some monstergirls are wild (but no less intelligent for it) and some are civilized, living normally the first ones on the forests and the second on the plains.

Natives to the forest: Alraune, Dryad, Elf, Fairy, Grizzly, Gnome, Inari, Jorogumo, Kakuen, Troll, Lamia, Liliraune, Mandragora, Slime.
Natives to the plain: Centaur, Goblin, Hobgoblin, Holstaur, Lizardman, Werecat, Wererabbit, Weresheep.


Second World

Did you hear about those theories that say aliens helped the egyptians to build the pyramids? Well, maybe they were true after all. This world is basically a big desert with some oasis, a few of them big enough to maintain the population of a big city.

Natives: Anubis, Apophis, Apsara, Baphomet, Dark Elf, Girtablilu, Golem, Houri, Khepri, Manticore, Mummy, Pharaoh, Pot Devil, Sandworm, Sphinx.

Third World

This world is mostly formed by oceans with some islands here and there. There aren’t many monstergirls in these islands, but the oceans are full of them.

Natives: Charybdis, Cancer, Kraken, Mermaid, Merrow, Rusalka, Nereis, Scylla, Sea Bishop, Sea Slime, Selkie, Siren, Undine.


(Continued in next post)

>> No.13477366

>>13477014
I abandon my imaginary waifu and hook up with the Jinko
inb4 worse than hitler

>> No.13477368

>>13477226
i think he meant the art
Malon is olev

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>>13477363
Fourth World

Big forests everywhere. You could think this world is like the first one, but you can see structures rising over the trees. Those structures are hives, and they are everywhere.

Natives: Ant Arachne, Arachne, Beelzebub, Devil Bug, Giant Ant, Giant Slug, Honeybee, Hornet, Mantis, Mothman, Oomukade.

Fifth World

This world is in a perpetual night. You can think of it like a gray version of our world: creepy forests, massive cemeteries and even bigger victorian-like cities.

Natives: Dhampir, Doppleganger, Dullahan, Gargoyle, Ghost, Ghoul, Lich, Living Doll, Nightmare, Skeleton, Vampire, Werewolf, Wight, Will-o’-the-wisp, Witch, Zombie.

Sixth World

A world with a lot of islands. They aren't normal islands though, they are floating on the sky. All of them are inhabited so don’t worry about not being found by someone.

Natives: Angel, Black Harpy, Crow Tengu, Dark Angel, Dark Valkyrie, Gandharva, Harpy, Sylph, Thunderbird, Valkyrie, Werebat, Wyvern.

Seventh World

This is what you would call a deadly world; active volcanos, forests filled with dangers, big mountains that make the Everest look like a hill, aggressive animals and many more dangers. For a lonely human this is an extremely dangerous place, but with the help of the native monster girls life here will be much easier, so you better look for a waifu as soon as possible.

Natives: Amazoness, Chimaera, Dragon, Glacies, Hellhound, Ignis, Jinko, Minotaurus, Ogre, Oni, Salamander, Tentacle, Ushi-Oni, Wurm, Yuki-Onna.
So, which one is it?

>> No.13477376

>>13477368

You're right, I was talking about the art.

I have no idea who that character is so I have no opinion on her one way or the other, though that art was a fucking bad first impression.

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>>13477356
>>13477363
>>13477374
>nat1

ELF WORLD, HERE I COME.

>> No.13477386

Goodnight, dweebs.
Don't burn down, drown, electrocute, or airlock eject the thread while I'm gone.
Otherwise you'll get a knuckle sandwich. With no bread.

>> No.13477388

>>13477311
You need tender healing, Anon

>> No.13477389

>>13477374

Seventh world.

My objective is either a dragon, wurm or yuki-onna.

>> No.13477391

>>13477181
>>13477093
Yes i'd say a set of scales for an Anubis. Manticore's have that flag of theirs.
Alraune could probably have some kind of flower.
Beegirls would probably have a hexagonal cell, with perhaps a drop of honey behind it.

>> No.13477392

>>13477356
>>13477363
>>13477374
>10
>1
I'm ok with this. Oh yes.

>> No.13477393

>>13477356
>rolled a 4

oh yeah first world here i come

>> No.13477394 [DELETED] 

>>13477248
The best Queen song ever of course.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Q3N2sVbolA

It's mostly applicable to lonely rich monstergirls.

>> No.13477395

>>13477376
She's the cowgirl from Zelda
Cowgirl as in girl cowboy, not the monster kind

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>>13477229
I disagree anon. A roomba is something you gift a Kiki telling her it's over or that you are divorcing her.

If you want to tell a Kiki that there are more important things in life, you either show her directly in the bedroom or you put a ring on her finger. Preferably both, in any order.

>> No.13477403

>>13475719
You forgot
>while she mourns for his deceased dad that she herself just killed.

>> No.13477404

>>13477384
I want to be their king

>> No.13477407

>>13473797
>You grab the paw of the lower Anubis to try and stop her, now is not the time to get raped
"I've been stranded for a week, can't this wait until tomorrow"
>The one behind you takes your hands and pulls them back, whispering into your ear
>"Trust us Anon, you won't want to sleep after this"
>She gives your ear a gentle bite as your underwear is stripped off
"Can I atleast know your names than?"
>The one behind you lets go of your ear, letting out a soft giggle
>"I'm Asim and that is Aziza"
>The two monsters look borderline identical except for the color of their fur, Asim's being brown and Aziza being pitch black
>If love ever becomes a factor you will be in trouble
>Aziza wraps her paw around your soft member, her fur giving you an awkward feeling
>"What's wrong Anon, never felt fur down there before"
"Of course not, I've always tried to avoid monsters"
>"I see that worked out well for you"
>She begins to run her paw along your length, the fur making it feel like humping a blanket
>Asim is content keeping you restrained, nibbling on your ear and panting into it every chance she has
>This is going to be a long night

>> No.13477414

>>13476728
We call them Anubutts for a reason.

>> No.13477416

>>13477407
>Than and not then
i'm fucking retarded

>> No.13477427

>>13477363
Unstable and 1
I'm ok with this, I'll have a holst and werecat, my daughters shall always have there milk

>> No.13477431

>>13477356
>9
Balls.
>7
>>13477374
FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK.
Well, at least I can try to get a Dragon Waifu?

Would've liked to get World 2 though. That's the dream that is.

>> No.13477437

>>13476660
A man would never act like a 3DPD girl.

>> No.13477443

>>13477407
>>If love ever becomes a factor you will be in trouble
Well then I'd be in trouble immediately, wouldn't I?

>All this ear nibbling
Oh yes, much trouble I would be in.

>> No.13477450

>>13477356
>5

Okay, i'd probably go for the first world. But honestly since I don't have a favorite MG it's really hard to choose. The second and seventh world also seem interresting. I'm kind of missing a Kiki on the list however.

>> No.13477451

>>13477356
>9
Welp.
>7
One one hand, Danger world, on the other hand, Hellhound, Minotaurus, Jinko and Oni.

>> No.13477462

If a pregnant women gets monsterized and she has a baby boy in her boy maker, does anything happen to the boy?

>> No.13477464

>>13477388
What makes you say that?

>> No.13477465

>>13477403
>You can't save Siegmeyer
>You can't save Tarkus
>You can't save Artorias
>You can't save Pinwheel
>You can't save Sif
This is the truest sadness.

>> No.13477472

>>13477401
Well I'm glad you posted a pokemon meme with your post, so your opinion could be easily discarded.

>> No.13477473

>>13477462
Probably be born as an incubus.

>> No.13477474

>>13477356
>>13477363
>>13477374
>6
Oh good, off to a good start
>7
>Mino
>Ignis
>Jinko
>Salamander
>Wurm
>Dragon
>Oni
>Hellhound
>All in the same area
And I have to pick? Impossible. That's like choosing between cheesecake with strawberry's or cheesecake with cherries

>> No.13477475

>>13477462
That's how Alps are born!

>> No.13477481

>>13477462
I could either respond with:
>That's why alps' vaginas are called 'Schrodinger's Vagina'.
Or
>That how futas are born.

>> No.13477485

>>13477374
Stable. I'm going to the skyworld and getting a Crow Tengu.

>> No.13477487

>>13477465
>You killed everyone you could kill

They didn't crown me Dark Lord for my sparkling personality.

Is it true Darklurker is what chosen undead became?

>> No.13477490

Older Sister Alp

>> No.13477495

>>13477437
Plenty men in these threads do.

>> No.13477496

>>13477475
FUCK. OFF.

>> No.13477497

>>13477465
>You can't save Siegmeyer
I thought you could, and that's required for the slab?

>> No.13477498 [DELETED] 

>>13477490
Fuck that noise. I desire a Werebat Onee-san.

>> No.13477499

>>13477487
I personally think Darklurker is just another shard of Manus. Given that you find it in a place rife with Dark, possibly one of the strongest ones.

>> No.13477502

>>13477462
We've discussed this before, briefly. He's born incubus.

>> No.13477503

>>13477363
>>13477374
>No snowy mountains world

Meh

>> No.13477506

>>13477356
>8
>7
Go to dragon's lair beg for shelter.

>> No.13477509

>>13477497
Siegmeyer dies no matter what buddy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cdliu3JOSYQ
Either he dies fighting the Chaos Eaters trying to give you time to escape, or you help him kill the Chaos Eaters, cause him to give up hope, and his daughter has to kill him forever when he hollows.
You cannot save Siegmeyer

>> No.13477511

>>13477462
Either an Incubus or a regular human boy with MUCH higher stats and potential would be born.

>> No.13477519

>>13477497

You can't save Sev either.

>> No.13477521 [DELETED] 

>>13477511
Pretty much like Luka?

>> No.13477523

>>13477519
Oh, it's raining

>> No.13477527

>>13477374
>2
Gimme a Wurm from world 7. I'll live anywhere as long as I live with a Wurm.

>> No.13477529

>>13477519
>Sev
Who?

>> No.13477530

>>13477462
He becomes Wesley Snipes.

>> No.13477536

>>13477529

Delta 07.

From Republic Commando

>> No.13477538

>>13477529
RC-1207.

>> No.13477541

>>13477521
That guys sub stat was way too high.

>> No.13477542

>>13477519
Too true, but would you want to nowadays?
Buy Republic commando 2: Fall of the Republic now and you can get the DLC "Rescue" and get your fifth squad mate Sev

>> No.13477546

>>13477511
>>13477502
>>13477473
>>13477462
Guys, what if she can't be monsterize while pregnant because the baby's SE protects her?

Also, if MGE is such a outbox

>MGs
>Attacking a pregnant woman

Nah.

>> No.13477547

>>13477542
As much as I love RC, it's for the best that there wasn't really a sequel
Especially now. Plus, there is the book

>> No.13477552

>>13477546
*hugbox

>> No.13477556

>>13477546
So monster girls are like the predator?

>> No.13477558

>>13477530
Heh, you got a chuckle out of me, nice one

>> No.13477562

>>13477546

Why would they avoid "attacking" her?

It's not like they're actually harming her or the baby.

And protect her? That's not how spirit energy works, especially considering that most monsters use it as food.

>> No.13477564

>>13477546
But don't you seen Anon? They aren't a attacking her, they are just 'revealing her true emotions' and 'making her into a batter woman'

>> No.13477565 [DELETED] 

>>13477546
>Guys, what if she can't be monsterize while pregnant because the baby's SE protects her?
Now that you mention it, what if the baby is born normally as his mother monsterized into a Holstaur or something? Would he grow up looking like an Aryan Kronk motherfucker?

>> No.13477568

>>13477564
>batter woman
>cookie/cake slimes

The horror.

>> No.13477571
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13477571

>>13477556
No, those are just the predator girls.

>> No.13477581

>>13477571
She can see your "Body heat"
Also, if my Predator lore is correct, aren't the females bigger and stronger than the males?

>> No.13477582

>>13477562
>That's not how SE works

Gee, why was it that men become incubi and not monsters? Why was it...Why was it? Oh right, SPIRIT ENERGY, retard.

>> No.13477591
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13477591

>>13477581
>females bigger and stronger than the males

I-IS THIS TRUE.....

>> No.13477596

>>13477591
For just about everything but humans, yes.

>> No.13477597

>>13477581

Yep, if I remember my Predator lore right, that's why it's tradition for the males to go on their hunts. To prove themselves worthy of mating with.

>> No.13477599
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13477599

It has been a long time since I last came into the threads, but I have kept up with the blogspot. Is YBA kill or has he just not been covered by it? I'd hate for my number 2 most favorite writefag to disappear.

>> No.13477606

>>13477374
>World 7
Jinko pls halp
Pls
I like your abs please help

>> No.13477607

>>13477591
Who gives a SHIT, predators aren't MGs.

>> No.13477609

>>13477599
Its probably a combo of writer's block and finals, I wouldn't worry. I know he's posted a few times recently at least

>> No.13477613

>>13477581
>>13477591
Yes, but like >>13477597 points out it's the males who go on hunts and are the default leaders of their society while females are mostly seen as childbearers and mothers.

>> No.13477616

>>13477591
Anon, I'm going to tell you a secret. In most of the species the female is bigger and stronger

>> No.13477619

>>13477596
It's more a fish/reptile/bird thing. With mammals, males are usually bigger.

>> No.13477620

>>13477374
World 5, undead a best.

>> No.13477627

>>13477619
I dunno man, I can't think of many mammals with males that are larger than females outside of primates.

>> No.13477628
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13477628

Different -dere for glacies and elementals when

>> No.13477635

>>13477490
>Sneaking up on her as she plays her DS and stroking her spade tail
>Inviting her into the shower with you "like we did when were younger"
>"Forgetting" to hide your porn and catching her looking at it, or looking at hers

Oh, the fun I'd have!

>> No.13477636

>>13472764
>>13472784
Need ryu wife/mother pics!

>> No.13477639
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13477639

>>13477607

They can be, Anon, just use your imagination.

>Tfw you'll never be savage enough to earn the attention of a Yautja matriarch and the respect of the males.

>> No.13477642

>>13477627
Rodents
Lagomorphs
Ungulates
Canines
Felines
Primates
Elephantines
Camels/llamas
Seals
Porpoises
Most whales

etc. It's the rule, not the exception.

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>>13477628
Would they all have special hymens?

>> No.13477646

>>13477407
>The constant stroking manages to get you erect, the fur only making you feel awkward about it
>She leans in closer and kisses the tip, smiling up at you afterwards
>"Anon, when you were stranded were you masturbating regularly, or at all even?"
>What kind of question is that
"No, what does it matter"
>"Just look at you, all swollen and neglected. You need a good release or you might explode"
>You might be dumb but you're not THAT dumb
>Before you can say anything Aziza kisses it again, this time at the base before dragging her tongue across your length in one flawless motion
>You shiver at the sensation of her warm tongue dancing along your stiff rod
>Asim chuckles at your reaction, biting down on your ear again, the sound of her breathing echoing inside of your mind
>Your body relaxes, not out of choice but from the mix of exhaustion and pleasure
>Forcing you to lean back into Asim, who shifts her body around, sitting beside you rather than behind you now
>Aziza continue to drag her tongue across your rod, the warmth coming from her tongue makes it feel like you're in the desert again
>You can't help but sweat, being pinned between two fur covered women only making it worse
>It's only going to get hotter though, so you are going to need to get used to it

>> No.13477650
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>>13477136

>> No.13477652

>>13477642
But that means the feminists win!

>> No.13477656
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13477656

>>13477536
>>13477538
>Sev
Oh god why are you bringing these feels back?
Rest in peace you lovable bloodthirsty lunatic.

>> No.13477660

>>13477650
>iRomba
Will Smith was right.

>> No.13477664

>>13477639
Go away xenofag.

>> No.13477666

>>13477616
Insects maybe.

>> No.13477667

>>13477639
It's not about being savage, silly.
It's about being a fucking good hunter.

>> No.13477670

>>13477643
Of course so each one is literally a special little snowflake.

>> No.13477672

>>13477656
scorch best girl

Anyone still play that game?

>> No.13477673 [DELETED] 

>>13477670
I hope that gets drawn one day.

>> No.13477676

>>13477646
Warmth of Anubi is best warmth indeed.

>> No.13477685

>>13477556
Maybe, no matter how much they sugar coat it, rape is rape. Defenseless woman attacked by a beast? The stress it could bring on her?

>>13477565
Honestly I just think he may have better stats, and a predisposition to attract MGs of the same kind as the mother.

>> No.13477687

>>13477667

Yeah, I was just using "savage" as an arbitrary adjective, like "badass". Of course hunting skill is what they respect.

>> No.13477691

>>13475279
thought she had massive armored mammaries from the thumbnail. Now I kinda wanna see that version.

>> No.13477696

>>13477374
>>13477363
>>13477356
>Roll 10
>Roll 1
I guess I'm sticking to the forest, preferably to somewhere with Lamia or Inari. At least I know how to innawoods, so that should help provided I get to bring my kit over.

>> No.13477698

>>13477437
3DPD is 3DPD.

>> No.13477699

I want to encase a Wurm with magically-chanted Mythril and use her as a living cannonball when I fight my enemies.

The mythril is just for looks, it's not as strong as her scales.

>> No.13477700

>>13477642
Bats
Blue Whales
Rabbits
Hyena
Seals
Hares

>> No.13477704

>>13477698
>>13477437

How would your waifu react if someone on /hbg/ told her her husbando is 3DPD? How would she react if she realized it's true?

>> No.13477706

>>13477495
the overwhelming majority more like

>> No.13477708

>>13477699
The Wurm is your daughter and the Mythril is a present for your future son-in-law

>> No.13477712

>>13477699
Wait, you're firing your wife out of a Canon?

>> No.13477714

>>13477704
She'd go to Sad Panda and fap

>> No.13477716

>>13477700
All those the female is bigger, I mean.

>> No.13477719
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13477719

>>13477609
ty kind hearted anon

your words give me hope

>> No.13477726

>>13477719
>inb4 human girls

>> No.13477728

>>13477704
>tfw you realize you're 3DPD
Oh god, no wonder we're all so shit.

>> No.13477730

>>13477700
The anglerfish is also bigger. Giantess tier compared to the male. The male also attaches himself to her and feeds off her for the rest of his life while he supplies her semen.

>> No.13477735

>>13477730
We were talking about mammals.

>> No.13477741

>>13477719
I really need to watch this show.

I really need more MGE Egypt Girls dressed like this.

>> No.13477742

>>13477726
You find me well animated sexy MG dancing, and I'll use that instead, but I don't think it exists.

>> No.13477743

>>13477735
I know, but

Anglerfish MG when?

>> No.13477747
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13477747

>>13477742
Closest I've got.

>> No.13477754

>>13477742
>.less has been teaching himself animations
I wonder if he'd ever be open to...

>> No.13477755

>>13477743
There's one in MGQ

>> No.13477756
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13477756

>>13477743
Now

>> No.13477762

>>13477742
>I don't think it exists.
You've never seen those Super Robot Wars gifs?

>> No.13477766

>>13477719
What's this from, JoJo?

>> No.13477769
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13477769

>>13477730

>Tfw you will never be so attached to your waifu.

>> No.13477771

>>13477646
>Aziza finally pulls away from your groin, only to leave it covered in drool and begging for more
>She licks her lips as Asim pulls you back further onto the bed
>This allows Aziza to crawl ontop of you
>Only now do you notice that she removed her pants some point during the torturous tongue play
>She angles herself right above your shaft, lowering her body pressing her lips against your tip
>You can see her tail wagging behind her as she forces you inside of her
>You swear you heard her let out a bark when you penetrated
"Girls come on, you can't be serious about this, it's inhuma-"
>You are cut off mid sentence by Asim, who forces you into a kiss, pushing you down against the bed
>"Anon, be quiet. We're doing you a favor, if we didn't take you in you would have been thrown out into the desert again, do you really want tha-aaaah...that"
>She's right, you would have dead by tomorrow... so you owe these girls at the very least, you can plan on escaping when you are better, and not being used
>You stop resisting for now, letting Asim slide her tongue into your mouth as your shaft is squeezed and ridden
>It's starting to feel nice anyway, you don't oppose the idea of being taken care of and getting laid for a few days
>Maybe you can put off escaping for a week or two

>> No.13477779

>>13477730
>The male also attaches himself to her and feeds off her for the rest of his life while he supplies her semen.
Not exactly. The male actually eats part of the female and then fuses with her flesh and having his entire organs (including his brain) except for his balls dissolving into nothingness, becoming nothing but a set of semen-producing testicles for the female angler-fish to impregnate herself with.

Just like monster girls.

>> No.13477782

>>13477769
>No.jpg

>> No.13477790
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13477790

>>13477769
no thanks bye

>> No.13477792
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13477792

>>13477742
Someone probably has Webms of these. Gifs don't do them justice.

>> No.13477797

>>13477779
Careful Anon, you're going to make Druella shitpost.

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>>13477756
I recognize that artstyle.

>> No.13477799

>>13477792
I've fapped too many times with those videos.

>> No.13477803

>>13477771
Anubi a Best, this is the truth.

Cuddling with a pair all night long would be the true definition of paradise.

>> No.13477804

>>13477769
I wonder what these fish taste like.

>> No.13477805

>>13477798
Big, strong girls embarrassed by girly stuff they are not used to are the best.

>> No.13477809

>>13477803
There are a million better girls to cuddle with.

>> No.13477813

>>13477747
Seen it, not a fan
>>13477762
>You've never seen those Super Robot Wars gifs?
Nope, can you show me?
>>13477766
Gargantia
>>13477792
I should probably specify bellydancing in particular. Vibrant costumes are a plus as well.

>> No.13477817

>>13477809
Anubis isn't my favorite monster but loyal dog woman with delicious brown skin is hard to beat. I bet you think undead of cuddly

>> No.13477819
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13477819

>>13477809

>> No.13477827

>>13477809
Not to me. Anubi a best.

>>13477817
Hey, undead plenty cuddly.

>> No.13477831

>>13477809
Impossible. There aren't even close to a million other girls in the first place.

>> No.13477832
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13477832

>>13477813
>Nope, can you show me?
I have these saved somewhere, but can't find them for the life of me. Here's the first I managed to Google.

>> No.13477835

>>13477819
>>13477827
You are biased, your opinions don't matter.

>> No.13477841

>>13477835
neither does yours so now let us become one

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13477847

>>13477831
>Not being a timetraveler
Christ, what a horrifying existence you must live.

>> No.13477848

>>13477841
>let us become one
Gaaaaaaaaaay

>> No.13477850

>>13477841
Anglerfish pls go

>> No.13477855

>>13477831
>impossible

Yuki onna
Yeti
Kejorou
Weresheep

Depending on the season. None of these are my favorites, but they are objectively some of the best girls to cuddle.

>> No.13477858

>>13477841
I really wish you people would stop fusion in public.

>> No.13477864

>>13477855
Four is not a million.

>> No.13477867

>>13477858
>*fusing

>> No.13477874
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13477874

JUSTICE

>> No.13477876
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13477876

>>13477832

What archetype would Suzuka's body be considered? Is she loli? She's got the flat chest but she's also got hips for days, which seems to counteract that.

>> No.13477877

>>13477858
We gotta beat Druella somehow

>> No.13477879

>>13477864
4 > 1

>> No.13477880

>>13477864
How perceptive.

>> No.13477884

>>13477874
Sweet.

>> No.13477886

https://youtu.be/rB9u6QEzmHk?t=52

WELCOME TO DIE

>> No.13477891

>>13477876
DFC isn't necessarily an overall body type, it just refers to chest size. I would call her bottom heavy or pear shaped, but I'm sure the nips have a term for this.

>> No.13477893

>>13477874
not bad talons and tail seems a little to big but hey beggars can't be choosers

>> No.13477895 [DELETED] 

>>13477874
>Chris' titties have been finally drawn
Aww yeah.

>> No.13477896

>>13477877
Just git gud on your own.
That bitch has never been in a real fight anyway, it'll be easy.

>> No.13477901

>>13477886
not today faggot

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nFdRhJpUKt0

>> No.13477904

>>13477886
>diablo music
>magneto quote
>monstergirl thread

I don't get it.

>> No.13477912

>>13477896
She'd never put herself in a fight like that. She'd have a keikaku. Got to train your brain. Also resistance to mary sue lilim aura.

>> No.13477915

>>13477874
Considering her height, won't most men be at an angle to look up her weird upbra?

>> No.13477927
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13477927

>MFW there are people in this thread who don't want to sniff their MG nee-san's butt

>> No.13477937

>>13477927
I want to sniff her everything.

>> No.13477941

>>13477912
My fist pierces through auras and keikakus alike.

>> No.13477947

>>13477927
>/ss/
Goddamnit

>> No.13477954
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13477954

Where does .less store his pictures nowadays? The imgur says it's no longer updated.

>> No.13477958

>>13477954
Just go over to "Bobs barbed house of catdicks".

>> No.13477960

>>13477874
Damn, Laven really had a big shirt

>> No.13477961
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13477961

>Muh monsters

Do /hbg/ uses female paladins as we use paladins in general?

>> No.13477971

>>13477960
It's actually just Chris daydreaming about how cool she thinks she looks like the chunni she is.

>> No.13477974

>>13477700
Jackrabbit bucks are bigger than females, and they're the only hares around here. Cottontails are the only rabbits and are roughly equal size.

Seals and walruses have bigger males. Haven't you ever seen something like an elephant seal?

>> No.13477977

>>13477954
He has a tumblr now.
http://haohi.tumblr.com

>> No.13477981

>>13477971
>daydreaming about how cool she thinks she looks like the chunni she is.
But anon, she is cool, she chose to fly Where Eagles Dare

>> No.13477983

>>13477961
I assume female paladins would probably double time as reverse feminists and push for male rights while wondering why none will give them the time of day.

>> No.13477987

>>13477961
Would /hbg/ argue about Alps every thread too?

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>>13477961
Imagine the shitstorm when some Cheshire posted this.

>> No.13477990

>>13477983
>while wondering why none will give them the time of day.
Or the D? A woman that couldn't get laid would be interesting.

>> No.13477992

>>13477961
They'd be like the ultimate cockblocks, husbanding human boys before monsters can get a shot at them, slaying monster girls trying to get husbands, and having cute human boy sons that they teach to never love monstergirls.

>> No.13477998

>>13477954
>>13477977
He doesn't post here anymore, does he?
Does he even lurk?

>> No.13477999

>>13477992
How evil could one woman be?

>> No.13478000

>>13477987
Duh.

>> No.13478001

>>13477992
You bring up a good point. MGs are probably super jealous that FemPaladins can have human boy sons and they can't.

>> No.13478003

>>13477974
>In spite of the shortcomings of the data, it is clear that females are of greater average size than males in many more species of mammals than is generally supposed. To judge from the taxa in categories 1 and 2 of Table 1, the phenomenon occurs in about 12 (60%) of the 20 orders and in about 30 (25%) of the 122 families of living mammals. It is characteristic of several taxa: a family of bats, the Vespertilionidae;the rabbits and hares, family Leporidae;three families of baleen whales, the Eschrichtidae, Balaenopteridae, and Balaenidae; a subfamily of seals, the Lobodontinae;and two tribes of antelopes, the Cephalophiniand Neotragini.

>> No.13478005

>>13478001
And so the thread devolves into shitposting about DL.

>> No.13478010

>>13477988
>mamono mana
Are people really accepting that retarded rebrand? It sounds like force political correctness.

>> No.13478011

>>13478001
That's probably the only thing they have in their favor and probably use it every time they discuss with a monstergirl.

>"I'm beautiful, rich, I can live hundreds of years and I can make guys feel pleasures you can't"
>"I can have sons"
>"..."

>> No.13478018

>>13478010
>It sounds like force political correctness.
That's exactly what it is, cause "Demonic Energy" sounds too malevolent to KC

>> No.13478022

>>13478010
Where the fuck have you been?

>> No.13478023

>>13478010
I still use Demonic Energy. Sounds better.

>> No.13478030

>>13478011
And you know, the fact they don't have to rape to get husbands.

>> No.13478035

>>13478030
So they don't really love their husbands?

>> No.13478036

>>13478010
Are you from the past?

>> No.13478038

>>13478018
>>13478022
>>13478023
When I left everybody that used mamano mana was laughed out of the room. Is that no longer the case?

>> No.13478040

>>13478003
>Occurs in less than 1/4 total mammals

>Pervades one family of bats (which I actually thought would be more, since it's especially prominent with flying foxes)
>baleen whales (the biggest and least numerous of whales)
>two species of ungulates
>lots of rabbits and old world hares

Not quite sure what you're getting at with your quote, since all it says is the same thing, that it's the exception and not the rule, just that the exception is larger than previously thought.

And please don't mention the occurrence as proof, because all that's saying is the variety of which it occurs, which is spread all over the taxa. Another way to phrase it would be "The phenomena occurs in all classes of animalia." Which it does. But it's not the most prominent in mammalia.

>> No.13478041

>>13478030
You say that like it is a bad thing.

Not all the monstergirls rape anyway. Some are also rapebait.

>> No.13478049

>>13478038
>No longer the case

Correct.

>> No.13478050

>>13478038
It got used sarcastically, but as more and more KC profiles using it have been released, it's become more commonplace.

>> No.13478053

Summer must really suck for a yeti.

>> No.13478054

>>13478011
>the only thing they have in their favor
It's also the most important thing they could do. Everyone would go extinct if all human women were turned into monsters.
I doubt it could ever be possible for monsters to have sons as long as the Monster Lord is a succubus, since part of her own nature is fused with all monsters, and that probably includes her ability to produce succubi instead of face-eating monstrosities.

Maybe if a incredibly powerful HUMAN witch became the next Demon Lord somehow...

>> No.13478056

>>13477771
>You are locked inside of Aziza for the next 5 minutes
>The only thing you can focus on anymore is Aziza's warm love tunnel and Asim's kiss
>Escape couldn't be any farther out of mind
>You attempt to contribute, trying to thrust upward into Aziza, but she pins you down
>"A-Aaaah-Anon, relax. Let us do all the work"
>You moan into Asim's mouth, forcing another giggle out of her
>The kiss eventually breaks, leaving the both of you panting
>You can barely hold yourself anymore, it feels like a dam about to burst
>Your rod is throbbing and twitching inside of her tight walls as they pulse against it in return
>"Anon is about to pop, you can see it on his face"
>"Come on Anon what's wrong, don't you want to cum inside of her, don't you want to repay us for saving your life?"
>"Like he has a choice? He is exhausted and weak, until he gives me that baby batter we'll keep him like this"

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13478058

>>13478030
>they don't have to rape to get husbands
One point for monsters.

>> No.13478062

>>13478038
They're both used interchangeably, but more often than not you'll MAMANO MANA in all caps like that, so some people still find it ridiculous. The tongue-twister aspect of it is at least amusing

>> No.13478066

How do dinosaur-girls work in the mostergirl world? Did they even exist?

>> No.13478069

>>13478035
This is bait.

>> No.13478071

>>13478040
I never said it was most prominent in mammalia.

Anyway I just wanted to respond to
>Seals and walruses have bigger males
Putting an example where it does not happen. I shouldn't have copied all that text.

>> No.13478080

>>13478058
If you like it, then it's not rape.

>inb4 the thread's twisted version of "rape" doesn't say that

Eh.

>> No.13478081
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13478081

>>13478069
>No good retort
>B-bait!
Silly human, unable to show true love to your husband.

>> No.13478084

>>13478066
http://pastebin.com/7AYGC4wx

>> No.13478085

>>13478053
I would imagine yetis, yuki-onna, and other cold weather MGs would stay inside with the AC cranked.

There's an idea; Do you think cold weather MGs get a voucher or some monetary break in MGC when shopping for AC units?

>> No.13478086

>>13478071
Even that is one subfamily. Almost any type of seal that has a beachmaster and a harem instead of pairs has bigger males.

>> No.13478092 [DELETED] 

>>13478069
Proactive dating has been around since the early days of monstergirls, why else would you see it in these threads so often?
>>13478080
What if the rape didn't meet your expectations?

>> No.13478094

>>13478069
They can you ay they love their husband if they won't rape them to make sure that they'll always love them?'

>> No.13478097
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13478097

Time to spread P'Orc awareness, as P'Orc season is approaching.

Pig Orcs

The smallest are P'Orclings, tiny P'orcs who rely on numbers rather than strength when raiding, since they're no higher than 4 feet. These are more of a nuisance than anything.
Though many farms may have domesticated Common P'Orcs, chubby and up to 5 feet tall and bred to sniff out truffles, wild P'Orcs are much different.
The wild P'Orcs are 6 feet tall, with a good amount of muscle as well as fat, they are quite numerous too, wielding crude weapons of stone and wood. They are referred to as P'Uruk Hai, their asses rounder and their breasts are fuller.
Scattered across the plains, over the hills and such, exist many P'Orc warbands and settlements. They are thuggish barbarians who raid instead of farm.
P'Orcs rule by strength, the biggest P'Orcs are the ones in charge. There is constant infighting between the tribes, so it's rare for them to band together and form vast hordes.

Boar Orcs

Most warbands, or at least the strongest ones, are led by a P'Orc subspecies called Boar Orcs or 'B'Orcs'. These B'Orcs have been known to grow to great sizes, ranging from 7 to 10 feet tall with a proportional amount of muscle and fat.
B'Orcs may also feature small tusks growing out of their mouths, in case you weren't able to identify them by size alone. Luckily B'Orcs are not as numerous and like P'Orcs are too busy fighting each other.
Every now and then, a powerful B'Orc ends up uniting the tribes, their sizes are phenomenal in some rare cases, becoming as large as buildings.

>> No.13478098

>>13478041
>>13478058
This is also bait.

>> No.13478101

>>13478085
I assume most of them get free government approved AC's that just turn their homes into a winter wonderland, aka tolerable during the blistering heat.

Too bad she can't go play in the sand without all that sand in her fluff tunnel.

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13478104

>>13478066
In MGE? Probably not, unless KC releases a series of dinosaur-esque monster girls, but then they wouldn't have been millions of year old reptiles

Unless where were actually dinosaurs in MGE long before humans or monsters, and someone revived one as an undead using demonic energy...

>> No.13478107

>>13478053

"Hey honey, how about a hug?"

"Nah, I'm too hot."

>You can hear your heart break.

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13478108

>>13478092
>proactive dating

I wonder what other politically correct terms monsters have come up with.

>> No.13478110

>>13478066

...Dinoliches, perhaps?

>> No.13478111

>>13478098
Nigga what.

>>13478104
>In MGE? Probably not
Anon let me dream.

>> No.13478113

>>13478081
>RP
>wasting an image on a bait post

And stupid.

>> No.13478116

>>13478097
I doubt P'Orcs work like Warhammer Orcs and Orks, Anon.

>> No.13478117 [DELETED] 

>>13478098
Did you get into these threads when we first came to /jp/? Give me a break.

>> No.13478122

>>13478107
>Alternate time line
>you both hug
>spontaneously combust.

>> No.13478123 [DELETED] 

>>13478097
>Giantess
It's shit.

>> No.13478125

>>13478101
That's what I was figuring, though in the same vein they might also get tax breaks on specific types of housing, underground and cooler vs above ground and warmer, for example

>> No.13478126

>>13478116
But I have a PhD in 'Makin' Bacon'!

>> No.13478132

>>13478107
>Anon sleeps on the couch to avoid having a heat stroke in his sleep
>She thinks he wants a divorce and ties him up every night so he can't leave the bed

>> No.13478134

>>13478117
>Calling bait, bait means you're a newfag

>> No.13478138

>>13478097
Something I've always wondered, would P'Orcs and greenskin Orcs consider each other cousins?

>> No.13478145 [DELETED] 

>>13478134
What about those posts implied they were bait?

>> No.13478149

>>13478123
Your opinion? I agree.

>> No.13478152

>>13478010
Well, when you look at the raw Japanese, while "Demonic Energy" and "Spirit Energy" are accurate enough translations, it led people to thinking there was more of a difference than there is. The actual language used is "Mamono Sei" and "Sei", thus the change to "Mamono Mana" and "Mana".

Though really the fact the translators keep "Mamono" untranslated at seemingly random points still bugs me.

Really, probably the most literal translation would be "Spirit Energy" and "Monster's Spirit Energy", though they went with Mana because KC's a DQ-fanboy and they figured that was probably his intent. Isn't that what DQ has? MP, Mana Points?

>> No.13478153
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13478153

>>13478123
You fkn wot m8, I'll hook u in the gabber u cheeki dawg, I swer on me mum.

>> No.13478157

>>13478145
Dude he's bait-ceptioning you right now

>> No.13478160

>>13478056
Imagine being cuddled by twin pregnant Anubi. That'd be cozy redefined.

>> No.13478168

>>13478145
>rape is love
>if they don't rape their husbands they don't love them

You are beggin for another three hours of traitor vs paladins shitflinging.

>> No.13478171

>>13478153
>>>/d/

And stay out.

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13478174

>>13478157
That, or he just dislikes traditional Stockholm Syndrome inducing proactive dating, courtesy of a yandere Arachne of course.

>> No.13478177

>>13478168
What kind of woman doesn't rape her man? A shit one.

>> No.13478178
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13478178

>>13478149
>>13478171
Oh look, an ass who doesn't know any better.

>> No.13478180

>>13478168
Have we fallen so far that a post like that is bait now?

It could just be someone's tongue-in-cheek response while also being their fetish.

>> No.13478182 [DELETED] 

>>13478168
I don't believe anyone in the /a/ threads gave a shit about husbando rape. Here, however, it's enough to rile people up for some stupid shit reason.

>> No.13478184

>>13478178
She looks pregnant.

I wouldn't mind laying on a pregnant giantess' belly.

>Baby Kicks
>Sends you rocketing off the belly

>> No.13478186

>>13478171
>there are people out there triggered by giantesses of all things

>> No.13478188

>>13478184

Hopefully you'd land on her tits.

>> No.13478189

>>13478123
Meh, giants are okay, depends on the setting. Macrophiles are shitheads though

>> No.13478190

>>13478178
Fuck off, giantess goes on /d/, there's no giants in MGE and we don't need vore posting.

>> No.13478191

>>13478182
It's true. As someone who started posting here since the move, that post would have never been regarded as bait back on /a/.

>> No.13478194

>>13478186
Maybe it's because P'Orcs aren't kosher?

>> No.13478196

>>13478168
>"I don't know, mom, I think our marriage is failing"
"Why do you think that?"
>"It's been nothing but consensual sex every day for 7 months now, he doesn't let me rape him anymore!"
"Sweetheart, I think you need to sit down with him and have a talk, your father was the same way and it turned out that he just didn't understand how much it means to us."
>"Alright mom, I'll try, thanks"

>> No.13478199

>>13478184

>This is how the MGC Space Programme begins.

>> No.13478203

>>13478190
Stop shitting up the thread, report it if it's against the rules. All you are doing is starting an argument.

>> No.13478204

>>13478160
Glad someone is enjoying my story

>> No.13478207 [DELETED] 

>>13478191
I blame the new blood.

>> No.13478212

>>13478190
>vore

That's a separate fetish entirely. Same with murderfaggotry or crushing. Some people just like big girls. You're in a fetish thread. Learn to live with it.

>> No.13478217

>>13478196
Monsters don't rape because they want to, their instincts are wired that way because of the CG's directive interfering with the DL's programming. I'm sure you knew that.

>> No.13478219

>>13478190
>No giants in MGE
What?
>Vore posting.
Where?

>> No.13478222

>>13478212
Learn to stop inviting shit into the thread.

>> No.13478226
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13478226

>>13478190
>Implying Monster Girl Threads are exclusively about MGE.
>Implying there aren't giant sized Monsters in MGE.
>Implying I'm posting anything that that isn't /jp/.
>Implying I even like vore.
Keep crying.

>> No.13478227

>>13478196
Annnnd divorced

Also possibly shot for assault

>> No.13478233

I like the days when these babies who complain about everything aren't online.

>> No.13478234

>>13478222
No, anon. You are the shitter here.

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13478236

>>13478212

>Some people just like big girls.

Exactly. I'm not into vore, or macro-sized murderfaggotry. I just like big girls!

>> No.13478237

>>13478180
Blame the traitors, they piss people off.

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13478238

>>13478219
Anon don't respond to the autist. Just ignore him and enjoy things to a reasonable extent.

>> No.13478242

>>13478233
Same.

>> No.13478247

>>13478226

I want to climb those mountains.

>> No.13478248

>>13478203
Can't, would if I could.

>> No.13478249

>>13478237
But why? Seriously. Most of the discussion is MGE stuff. That's seriously one of its main selling points for a lot of people. Don't like female-on-male rape. Find something other than MGE to talk about.

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13478254

>>13478227
>>13478237
You're fine examples of why these threads are shit now, among many other things.

>> No.13478256

>>13478237
You can't blame them for everything.

>> No.13478261

>>13478226
>Implying there aren't giant sized Monsters in MGE
Are there? I mean, i guess you could do something crazy like that with golems or chimeras, but I can't seem to recall anyone ever having actually done that.

>> No.13478262

>>13478254
>wanting to be raped
Noooo, I think you should visit a psychologist.

>> No.13478263
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13478263

Just curious, what do you guys call it when a giant monster "eats" you and you live inside of its mouth with its sapient "tongue"?

>> No.13478264

>Giantess
>Yuri

What the fuck is wrong with all of you?

>> No.13478269 [DELETED] 

>>13478262
How long have you been in these threads? We never had whiners like you back on /a/.

>> No.13478270

>>13478248
You can't what? Report posts, or keep yourself from starting a shitstorm?

>> No.13478272

>>13478249
Cyclops used to be giant, but Demon Lord made them small to be able to have sex with men.
I suppose it's not really KC's fetish.

>> No.13478276

>>13478262
Why do you hate free sex? I would be honored if a girl liked me enough to rape me,.

>> No.13478279

>>13478264
Giantess is fine, in fact a giant is a kind of monster. Yuri is pretty shit.

Whiny vanillafags in general, however, are the biggest cancer.

>> No.13478284

>>13478276
Because it's suppressing my free will and I don't want anything to do with some skank

>> No.13478286

>>13478264
Get a load of this baby.

>> No.13478287

>>13478263
my fetish

>> No.13478289

>>13478263

If you're not getting chewed and/or swallowed, and just being kept in the mouth, I think that's generally just referred to as "soft vore."

>> No.13478293

>>13478289
Swallowing is still soft vore.

>> No.13478295

>>13478272
Sorry, that was for >>13478261

>> No.13478298

>>13478238
>Posting yuri
I mean, you can't be this idiot, right?

>> No.13478300

>>13478289
Isn't only mouth stuff (Without swallowing) just called mouth-play?

>> No.13478301

>>13478261

Well, by the profiles Cyclopes and Ogres are in the Giant family, but I don't think we've ever actually been given anything about what the average height for either of them is, or indeed, (especially in the Cyclops' case) if they ever stop growing at all.

So I think we have room to play, if we so want to.

>> No.13478302

>>13478284
So your will is not to have have sex with the monstergirls?

>> No.13478305

>>13478217
They're not mutually exclusive things. Nothing suggests they're against it. Instincts run deep. We only know that the Demon Lord didn't intend for it to happen. But that's state of things now. Monsters are still monstrous in this regard.

>As written in the items above, they absolutely can't do without a man, both as a source of food, and as a breeding partner. For that reason, monsters strongly seek human men by instinct. When they find a human man, they follow their instincts, aggressively assaulting him, and knocking him down in an attempt to initiate intercourse. By nature, the monsters' instinct equips them with the knowledge of methods and techniques for pleasuring men. If a man has intercourse with one of them even once, he won't be able to help but be drained of spirit energy, becoming their prisoner.

>If it turns out that they're fond of a man, they won't let him go even after they get their spirit energy. They'll keep him at their side as a permanent source of spirit energy. Men who become imprisoned in this way, don't even try to escape from them. So it's not at all uncommon for men to get stuck with them forever, never to return after being attacked. Also, they use all of their good looks, magic, great physical strength, and special abilities to secure a man. Besides direct assaults, on the contrary, they also use charms, magic, pheromones, etc. to tempt men into assaulting them themselves. They may also simply seek intercourse after befriending a man, etc. They use various methods to get a man and have sex. To the monsters, having intercourse with a human man is the greatest pleasure, surpassing anything else. This desire comes from their most deeply rooted instinct.

>> No.13478307

>>13478212
Every time people post Giantess, some asshole stars posting Karbo's stuff, which is Giantess and vore.

>>13478219
Exactly what I said, and no, sandworm is not Giantess since the girl is the tongue.

>>13478226
The thread is mostly focused on MGE's girls, only an idiot would dispute this, and just cause you think it's related doesn't make it so. Giantess goes on /d/, always has. So get the fuck out.

>> No.13478309

>>13478264
Giantess is ok if there isn't anything like vore involved. Yuri is not ok.

>> No.13478310

>>13478298
>idiot
It isn't really against the rules in this situation since it's both work safe and monstergirl related.

>> No.13478312

>>13478272
>>13478295
What they "used to be" is hardly relevant; if we looked at it in that manner many (more?) of us would be into bestiality.

>>13478301
That is a reasonable point. It seems that at least our content providers don't want to touch that idea though.

>> No.13478314 [DELETED] 

>>13478310
>Posting yuri in the middle of a shitstorm
Right. Totally innocent. I believe you.

You can also fuck off to /u/.

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13478315

The autists will cry "NYEEEH I HATE MONSTAHGURLS NOW ;-;", and I shall drink their tears.

>> No.13478318
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13478318

Man I just don't give a fuck anymore.

>> No.13478320

>>13478270
Can't report right now cause of reasons.

>> No.13478323

>>13478314
>shitstorm
This is far from a shitstorm, kid.
>fuck off to /u/
I think I'll stay right here since I can.

>> No.13478325

>>13478237
The fuck did we do now.

>> No.13478329

>>13478314
You call this a shitstorm? You must be pretty new around here.

>> No.13478334

>>13478323
>kid
Careful, we have a tough one here.

>> No.13478336

>>13478279
We have had a moratorium.on Giantess ever since the Karbo voreposter, and they don't go here anyway.

>>13478286
Calling me a baby doesn't change the fact both these fetishes have their own boards, so fuck off.

>> No.13478338

>>13478320
What problem could allow a person to post but not allow them to report posts?

>> No.13478342

>>13478302
Have sex with ones I like and respect.

>> No.13478343

>>13478336
Smoke a bowl and relax, kid.

>> No.13478344

>>13478338
Ban evasion for one.

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>>13478336

>Mfw people tell me liking giantess is shit.

>> No.13478347

>>13477874

Dat filename...

Also shouldn't a wyvern not have talons: the arms should just be like those of a bat, but without the hooks.

>> No.13478348

>>13478344
So you're evading a ban yet yelling at people to not post things? Amazing. Go fuck yourself.

>> No.13478350

>>13478323
Not him, stay all what you want but don't post yuri. If you are not new you know how things are here.

>> No.13478352

>>13478315
You should probably leave

>> No.13478354

How about other harpy species?
>It's springtime
>Lazy Canadian Geese Harpies keep hanging outside in the field outside of work
>Called the cops but they have their migratory visa so they can stay.
>There's just empty cans of Molson and labatt everywhere
>Their hockey jerseys are dirty as fuck as they drink and fighter over the playoffs
>Keep honking at and taunting anyone who gets "near" them
God I hope it warms up in Canada soon.

>> No.13478355

>>13478323
No you can't.

>>>/u/

>> No.13478358

>>13478348
I'm not him though.
I said it as an example, you idjut.

>>13478350
You're talking through the guy who waded his way through the archives over this the last time babies cried over yuri being posted.
For the longest time we DID NOT CARE, as in nobody gave a fuck or didn't like/dislike it. Then things changed around 2013.

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>>13478315
It's going to take more than that to make me fap and get triggered.

>> No.13478361

>>13478354
It already is warm where I am.

East coast can go get fucked and freeze.

>> No.13478362

>>13478343
Not him, but you're my brother. You stoner-wolfu guy?

>> No.13478364

>>13478359
Oh bot I remember that one. The entire thread was nothing but shitposting about muh vil monsters.

>> No.13478365

>>13478355
Oh, but I can.
There's no rule that says any and all yuri of any kind is exclusive to /u/. Meaning as long as I keep it worksafe and /jp/ related I can keep posting whatever.

>> No.13478366

>>13478338
>>13478344

I'm using the mobile version of the site because I'm not home, no ban involved.

>> No.13478368

I'm not discussing the fact that yuri goes on >>>/u/, but why do some people reject it so vehemently?

>> No.13478373
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13478373

>>13478362
No, sorry.

>> No.13478374

>>13478366
And? I'm using the mobile version on my tablet, and it still lets you file reports

>> No.13478375

>>13478365
So yeah, let's also post NTR, and monsterboys, and worksafe futa, since rules say nothing about them, right? What could go wrong?

>> No.13478377

>>13478368
We used to be on /a/ for a grand while.
During that time we were around for the great "/a/ hates yuri" craze that surged about.

>> No.13478381

>>13478368
Personally I just find it a boring fetish, but if people want that kind of thing I couldn't care less so long as they don't force it all the time.

>> No.13478382

>>13478368
It's competetion for the waifu

>> No.13478384

>>13478365
The rules also say Yuri goes on /u/ just because they don't say you can't doesn't mean you can post Yuri wherever you please. Follow fujoshit kun example and make your own thread, and once it fails, fuck off.

>> No.13478388

>>13478375
>grasping for straws
Monsterboys are not and will not be thread related, futa is a /d/ exclusive that no wordplay can get around, and NTR is merely a fetish that can be discussed almost anywhere.

>> No.13478389

>>13478359
I hate that post more and more every time I see it

>> No.13478392

>>13478374
My phone is SHIT?

>> No.13478395

>>13478389
What's wrong with it? That nice bug finally got a boyfriend.

>> No.13478396

>>13478392
I think you're just being lazy, anon

>> No.13478397

I'm waiting for the faggot that uses always the same three cherrypicked examples from MGE to support yuri.

>> No.13478398

>>13478368
Insecurity is the kneejerk and not necessarily true response, but really I think anyone that browses these threads should realize people will find stupid reasons to hate anything, and hate it with gusto.

It simply is, because people are people.

>>13478392
Your app/vanilla 4chan is, more likely.

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>>13478364
I just fapped to it. Some people need to chill.

>> No.13478400

>>13478377
>>13478381
>>13478382
I was there as well. I just don't understand how can people dislike it so much to reject any form of it.
I don't think /jp/ natives have even that much problem with it that they need to shouting '>>>/u/' whenever it appears.

>> No.13478402

>>13478384
Nowhere in the rules does it say yuri is limited to only /u/.
It merely states that all discussion in /u/ should be about lesbians and yuri. It's not a containment board.
Try again.

>> No.13478403

>>13478373
Eh, worth a shot. Smoke on and enjoy MGs, friend

>> No.13478404

>>13478375
I love nerds who resort to the slippery slope fallacy.

>> No.13478405

>>13478368
Because if wanted to be rejected by 100% of girls we'd go outside. MGE is for waifus, and this asshole wants to add lesbians into the mix, to hell with him.

>> No.13478406

>>13478397
Please don't kick the hornet's nest more. I hate yuri but posting that isn't going to help.

>> No.13478408

>>13478398
>It simply is, because people are people.
I suppose. Still doesn't make sense though.
Like trying to ban blowjobs...

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13478410

>>13478132
>she has a nervous breakdown
>begs her Yuki-Onna friend to freeze the house
>hides all of your sweaters and winter wear
>forced to cuddle with her to stay warm

>> No.13478411

>>13478400
>I don't think /jp/ natives have even that much problem with it that they need to shouting '>>>/u/' whenever it appears.
Well, there's something wrong with your post...

Only one or two /jp/ natives post here.

>> No.13478415

>>13478402
>It's not a containment board

>> No.13478418

>>13478400
Actual /jp/ natives don't care.

>>13478411
Think again.
There's also a few guys from /vg/.

>> No.13478419

>>13478395
"nice"
"boyfriend"
Like how jeffery dahmer was a "boyfriend" to the young men at gay bars
>>13478399
Good lord this is getting old.

>> No.13478421

>>13478400
As someone who doesn't mind its minor presence but dislikes it, it's a combination of its fans and >>13478381 >>13478382. Especially its fans. They're so entitled they expect to be accepted everywhere.

>> No.13478422

>>13478368
I was indifferent to it for a long time but I always found it extremely boring and it has a cancerous tendency to take shit over and get pushed really hard by very autistic enthusiasts. You get sick of it after a while.

>> No.13478427

>>13478368
Yurifags are known to be cancerous.

>> No.13478429

>>13478421
>entitled they expect to be accepted everywhere
Assumptions just make you look like an ass you know?

>> No.13478430

>>13478354

Hey, c'mon man. You gotta distract them a bit for us.

With the shit winter we had, some of us Canucks don't even have our Goose-Bunkers ready yet!

>> No.13478432

>>13478398
>>13478408
I couldn't help but think of https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=IMCJMvA76l4
Never figured this song would apply to /mgt/ so well

>> No.13478434

>>13478429
It's not an assumption when I've experienced it. I know good people who like yuri and I know good people who like furshit. Collectively? They're no good.

>> No.13478437

>>13478402
>/u/ isn't a containment board
I like yuri and even I can see you're in fucking denial

>> No.13478438

>>13478402
Why don't you make your own fucking trhead if there's so many people who want MG Yuri? Cause it's just you. Take the hint and stop causing problems.

>inb4 you're the one causing problems

I'm not the one forcing my fetish where it's not wanted, and it always does, you're an asshole, a troll, or both.

>> No.13478441

>>13478419
>Good lord this is getting old.

That manticore caption was only posted 4 times on /jp/ as far as I know.

>> No.13478442

>>13478402
>It's not a containment board
You can't be serious.

>> No.13478443

>>13478410
Based yeti

>> No.13478447

>>13478018
We could have went without his Japanese fanbase telling him about how some Americans believed things like D&D, MtG, YGO, Pokemon and Digimon were inherently evil and would corrupt generation after generation of children.

>>13478038
MAMONO MANA sees frequent use, but everyone still admits it's silly

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13478449

I'm making one of those Choice Games /tg/ and other boards likes so much, but based around paladins and monster girls.

Do you want to see it done?

>> No.13478450

>>13478437
>>13478442
Can you show me where in the rules that states /u/ is for all things yuri and anything related to it should go there then?

>> No.13478452

>>13478438
>Why don't you make your own fucking trhead if there's so many people who want MG Yuri?
There isn't. One of the yurifags admitted they're 3-4 at most.

>> No.13478454

>>13478452
Yeah, there's way too few of us to constitute making our own board.

>> No.13478456

>>13478419
If that punk wasn't so pissy and tried to be HARDCORE then both of them could of been happy.

>> No.13478460

>>13478441
I mean, I don't wanna get pissy because I hate stupid fights, but the theme of "you'll get raped and you'll fucking like it" is irritating to me.
An illogical irritation, but irritation nonetheless

>> No.13478461

>>13478454
>board
I meant thread.

>> No.13478462

>>13478452
Which is why people just want to be able to mention it here occasionally without things devolving into a complete and utter shitstorm.

>> No.13478465

>>13478438
>Why don't you make your own fucking trhead if there's so many people who want MG Yuri?
This is such a fucking retarded logic ahaha.

>> No.13478466

>>13478452
Then they should stop trying to infest us.

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13478469

>>13478454
>>13478461
>>13478462
Or you can make your own thread on /u/ instead of pissing off +100 posters

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13478471

>>13478462
Correct.

>> No.13478476

>>13478469
Not any of them, but I'm pretty sure most anons are more pissed off about the fight itself than the subject

>> No.13478477
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13478477

>>13478460
It's MGE's primary fetish, and if you don't like it you are better off not going to a thread where MGE is one of the main sources and topics. Especially since it's niche and its fans are starved enough for content already without someone breathing down their necks telling them you don't like what they like. Sorry to tell you. Anyway the manticore cap is just mild domination stuff. Not rape.

>> No.13478479

War.

War never changes.

>> No.13478480

>>13478465
I don't understand you. Fujoshit made three threads, they bombed, he left. This asshole doesn't even have the decency to do that, he just wants to cause fights and force his shit here because fuck everyone.

>> No.13478484

>>13478471
Yeah, waste more images on your shit, please.

>> No.13478487

>>13478476
>Oh for fuck's sake, they're fighting over some retarded reason again
>I just wanted to post Apophis titties
>Now the mood's ruined

>> No.13478488

>>13478471
Get out.

>> No.13478489

>>13478469
>Implying even more than 20 anons care about yurishit being posted that much.

>> No.13478490

There's plenty of things I dislike that get heavy discussion in the threads, and I let it be because people are enjoying themselves and I don't want to shit on their discussion and turn it into shitposting

If a topic doesn't interest you, you don't have to start fights with people who don't want to fight you in the first place

>> No.13478491

>>13478456
I don't care about "hardcore" or edge or whatever but he would have done well to join anti-mg isis at that point
>>13478477
Yeah, thanks for reminding me it's the primary fetish. Like I wouldn't have noticed.

>> No.13478493

>Anons once more arguing about why girls can't be posted in the monster girl thread
Kay.

>> No.13478495

>>13478490
But that's too logical.

>> No.13478497

>>13478487
Apophis is overrated

>> No.13478499

Summer is going to be a Hell of a ride.

>> No.13478501

>>13478491
Then it should just be white noise to you. Like why bother replying if it's going to make the bulk of the thread anyway? It's like getting upset over seeing buff dudes on /fit/.

>> No.13478503

>>13478491
But that would have been wrong.

>> No.13478506

>>13478490
So, can we talk about NTR then?

>> No.13478507

>>13478506
yes

>> No.13478509

>>13478506
Yeah why not. Fuck everything and everyone.

>> No.13478514

>>13478506
If it's a monstergirl stealing a man away from a human woman or another monstergirl then I say go for it.

>> No.13478515

Yuri is only okay if the girls get mindbroken to love the dick.

>> No.13478518

>>13478515
My nigga.

>> No.13478519

I actually like yuri, but really it doesn't have much of a place in these threads. Most monster girls are specifically straight. I don't care if it gets posted, but it should be limited like pretty much all fetishes.

>> No.13478520

>>13478501
It's the argument itself really. I don't mind when gauf writes MG rape story #23052 but I don't like it when someone else tries to force something on me. Live and let live, but I have no desire to be sentenced to death by tailpussy.
>>13478503
What, joining a resistance group to bring down a clearly dystopian society?

>> No.13478522

>>13478515
I hate both. I'll take mindbreak anyway.

>> No.13478525

>>13478506
Some people deserve to get NTR'd. The main example of this is your average annoying, preachy, dense, "beta" harem protag.

>> No.13478528

>>13478525
You can't NTR harem protags if they're true harem protags. It just solves his problems half the time.

>> No.13478530

>>13478525
>your average annoying, preachy, dense, "beta" harem protag.
So, Anthony Burch
He'll never get that WiiU back

>> No.13478531

>>13478519
>Most monster girls are specifically straight.
This is a bullshit bit of non-reasoning.
And even if it were true or as applicable as some treat it as, it still wouldn't invalidate yuri-themed MG Artwork or stories.

>> No.13478533

>>13478519
>straight
Depends on the setting, but that's mostly true.
But yeah it would be pretty limited since the amount of monster girl yuri content is completely eclipsed by everything else.

>> No.13478536

>>13478528
Nah mate, just use doujin logic/science/power

>> No.13478537

>>13478499

Well, Brother, there's not much that can be done about that, save to ride this decrepit, forsaken vessel as it sinks into the abyss.

At the very least we shall have cold beer and fond memories of auld lang syne.

>> No.13478540

>>13478525
>Some people deserve to get NTR'd
>Nice guy takes a girl away from her husband, who treats her like shit.
I'm ok with this.

>> No.13478542

>>13478507
>>13478507
>>13478514
>>13478514

You idiots.

>> No.13478545

I'm gonna go to the beach and stomp an Anubis daughteru's sand pyramid and laugh to impress the MG ladies

>> No.13478547

>>13478537
We have to hold the line anon, we have to hold the line.

>> No.13478548

>>13478528

You don't NTR harem protagonists, you rescue the girls from a relationship that'll go nowhere.

>> No.13478554

>>13478545
I wonder if that kind of behavior would attract beelzebubs or akaname? I mean, you may not smell like it but you'd still be a shit.

>> No.13478556

>>13478056
UPS sucks ass, sorry for the delay

>They're right, it's taking every bit of willpower you have to not turn her womb into New Orleans
>Aziza leans down and presses her body against yours as she bounces against your groin
>The room is devoid of any noise aside from the clapping of your bodies
>And maybe Asim moaning as she pleasures herself on the corner of the bed
>You can't hold it back anymore
>It feels like you really are about to explode
>You cringe as her walls grips and squeeze against you, a loud moan echoing throughout the room
>That's when your will breaks
>You let out your own moan as your shaft erupts, a weeks worth of pent up seed emptying out into her
>By the time you finish unloading into her you're sure your balls are in debt
>Once the two Anubi collect themselves after having their share of the fun they crawl next to you
>Aziza pulls the blanket over the three of you and cuddles against you
>Asim does the same, biting down on your ear as she does
>"Anon can you do the same with me in the morning since I didn't get a turn"
>"You know he will, even if he doesn't want to"
>"Look at his face though, you know he won't say no"
>The two monsters giggle before cuddling back against you
>Maybe you won't run away at all
>This place seems like paradise

>> No.13478557

>be anon
>decide to bring your Holsty daughteru to an ice cream parlor on a hot day
>out of all the flavors available, she picks cotton candy
>too sugary for you, so you pick rocky road
>smile as you watch your daughteru run off and socialize with the other kids
>you chit chat with the other parents about day to day things, when there's a loud scuffle
>you see your daughteru, tears in her eyes and lip trembling , with her ice cream knocked on the floor
>same goes for a few of the other kids, with some of the bigger ones shouting
>A Witch girl stands before them all, wand in hand, as she knocks all the children's ice cream on the floor
>Except for the kids who have vanilla, chocolate, or strawberry
>The witch starts to scream about how the other flavors are awful, that they don't belong in her favorite ice cream parlor, and that only the flavors she likes can be served
>The scene and temper tantrum she causes ends up getting a police officer called out
>A Dark Elf officer shows up, and soon calms the situation, removing the witch from the premises
>You can't help but laugh with the other parents when you find out the witch is 78 years old

>> No.13478560

>>13478514
>Only certain kinds

Fuck you. You're gonna get ntr'd. Everyone's getting ntr'd.

Not me though, fuck y'all.

>> No.13478563
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13478563

>NTR

So lets say you get taken by some random monstergirl. Not one of your favorites, and not one you hate.


Would you NTR her and let yourself get taken away by your favorite monstergirl if given the opportunity? She was the waifu you truly wanted after all.

>> No.13478564

>>13478560
Every other kind is shit tier though you cuck.

>> No.13478565

>/mgg/ wants NTR

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON HERE?

>> No.13478567

MGs can't "fix" deranged murderous psycopaths, right?

>> No.13478570

>>13478563
No.

I've felt the sting of being left behind before. I don't intend to give that sting for someone else.

>> No.13478572

>>13478557
deep

>> No.13478573

>>13478565
Overreactions to Mountains made out of Molehills

>> No.13478574

>>13478565
I don't want NTR actually, but I can tolerate it in small doses and depending on who ntrs who. If NTRfags start getting uppity though I'll be with you on giving them the boot.

>> No.13478575

>>13474855
late reply, but
>Darkness Darkblade
How about Darkness Edgeblade?

>> No.13478577

>>13478563
No. I appreciate loyalty over anything so I have to set the example.

If she's nice and not of the shit ones, I don't really have a problem with it.

>> No.13478580

>>13478563
Yeah, but I'm also a complete asshole.

>> No.13478584

>>13478556
>>This place seems like paradise
Snuggled between two Anubi? I agree. Anything else would be a considerable downgrade.

>> No.13478585

>>13478563
I think NTR implies I have to love the previous monstergirl back somewhat.

>> No.13478587

>>13478567
No, they eat them alive instead.

>> No.13478589
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13478589

>>13478565
Burn the threads. Burn it all.

>> No.13478590

>>13478563
>So lets say you get taken by some random monstergirl.
>taken
I want to be able to choose who I love, thank you.

>> No.13478593

>>13478573
Sure thing Mister "I'm going to shitpost about yuri and that's okay because its only caused shitstorms for three years straight and that doesn't count."

>> No.13478596

>>13478564
If you're advocating for NTR you don't get to call anyone a cuck.

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13478600

>>13478567
Probably not
Do you like hurting other people?

>> No.13478601

>>13478589
We'll have to, but only after summer. There's no use cleansing with fire if it'll just get infested again, after all.

>> No.13478604

>>13478573
>Overreactions
Fuck off already

>> No.13478605

>>13478584
One person liked it, that's good enough for me

>> No.13478606

>>13478563

Actually now that I think about it, there is nothing wrong with letting myself get NTR'd away. After all, she was the one who raped and essentially kidnapped me in the first place, against my own will. Why should I be expected to be loyal to her whatsoever? I never wanted her to husbando me, she did that on her own without my consent. I'm the victim here, not her.

>> No.13478611

>>13478565
I just don't even care any more.

>> No.13478612

>>13478605
Well, I am addicted to Anubi...

Cool cute little story anon.

>> No.13478613

>>13478601
Armageddon's had three infestations now.
Sometimes you just need to keep cleansing.

>> No.13478615

>>13478600
What if I like to GRIND THE CARTILAGE?

>> No.13478620

>>13478531
>>13478533
>Yurifags desperate to stay relevant

Just die.

>> No.13478622

>>13478499
>>13478537
>>13478601
>Summer
Well shit. I think I'm going to take more turns at the hospital in summer.

>> No.13478623

>Summer
I don't know about you guys, but I'll be sitting this one out.

>> No.13478625

>>13478563

Depends on how she treats me and behaves.

My fetish is to be abused and traumatized by a brutal uncaring monster, then rescued and healed by a kind, gentle monster.

>> No.13478631

>>13478615
You really enjoy hurting other people, don't you?

>> No.13478634

>>13478625
So basically the reverse of this >>13478540

>> No.13478635

>>13478519

What about if they do it as an elaborate show to attract men?

>> No.13478640
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13478640

>>13478565
This is why you just marry every girl that fals in love with you and turn into a super-powered incubus who can satisfy them all with his hundreds of demonic energy tentacles.

>> No.13478642

>>13478593
>>13478604
All shitstorms here are overreactions and making mountains outta molehills, when you consider the fact that MGs aren't real and that what happens /mgt/ means jack shit in meatspace

Take it easy

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13478643

>>13478620
Cry harder.

>> No.13478644

>>13478622
>>13478623
It's because of that anime?

>> No.13478645

>>13478567
If it's a man they use rape and MAMONO MANA until loving her is the only thing he can think about. There's also some thin line where he becomes "Scum beyond redemption" and then no MG wants him.

Better question: If a woman is a murderous psychopath how much of her personality as a human gets subsumed when she's monsterized? Is there a female version of "scum beyond redemption" where even the monsters don't want her in their ranks?

>> No.13478647

>>13478625
But what if the latter never happens?

>> No.13478649

>>13478631
Come closer! I'd like to SHAAAREsomething with you!

>> No.13478652

>>13478606
What would you do if the one who stole you away turned out to be more rapey than your previous waifu?

Profile of your favorite monstergirls aside. Lets say this one is a peculiar example of her species and only reveals this after it's too late to back out.

>> No.13478653

>>13478410
>someone saved my random greentext
Damn, son, you must sure hate yukis

>> No.13478655

>>13478548

But I don't want the harem monstergirls, nor do I particularly want to NTR the harem protag- What I want is sweaty, frenzied lovemaking with the girls' lonely, widowed MG grandmas. Prefferably after being rejected by the most vanilla girl in the harem.

And I want them all to know about it.

>> No.13478656

>>13478645

All monsters were murderous psychopaths before they turned into MGs, I assume the same happens to monsterized human women.

That is, their desires to kill get warped into a desire to rape.

>> No.13478657

>>13478644
Good point. I had forgotten about that. That could be part of it, actually.

>> No.13478659
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13478659

Autismo men please leave and/or chillax.

>> No.13478660

>>13478643
Oh keep posting, not like you won't be kicked out.

>> No.13478663

>>13478647
I'm going to get shit for this but

Tell it to any amazon, they hate it and will probably help you

>> No.13478665
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13478665

>So many flavors of Barometz.
>No one's made the best flavor.

Where's my damn sour cream and onion Barometz?

>> No.13478669

>>13478644
>Anime
Shit, I actually forgot about it. It's going to be even worse.

>>13478643
You're giving a nice image to yurifags.

>> No.13478670

>>13478660
>kicked out
I'm not violating any rules, so I won't be kicked out.

>> No.13478671

>>13478563
It's all aboot that personality. If she's something that I normaly wouldn't find all that attractive, like an amazon, but is perfect in every other way, I'd have no problem staying with her.

>> No.13478672

>>13478659
NTR, Yuri, futa, Giantess, vorefags get the fuck out.

>> No.13478674

>>13478652
For the sake of argument I'm going to say my preferred monstergirl in this case is a Dullahan. How I feel really depends on how she treats me, and how she treats me compared to the previous monstergirl.

>> No.13478676

>>13478672
Joke's on you, I'm vanilla as fuck and I don't give a hoot.

>> No.13478678

>>13478669
>You're giving a nice image to yurifags
It really doesn't matter what I do, as merely posting yuri in general somehow worsens the image.

>> No.13478679

>>13478672

your autism is showing anon

>> No.13478680

>>13478672
Never understood why giantess stuff is hated here. I mean, look at fairies in comparison to us.

>> No.13478684
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>>13478663
This guy knows his stuff. Don't worry I'll be here now to back you up on this.

>> No.13478685

>>13478647

Then I get a tragic ending.

>> No.13478690

>>13478685
What if you get saved by a human girl?

>> No.13478691

>>13478670
You do nothing but cause shitstorms and no one wants you here.

>> No.13478698
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13478698

>>13478563

My fantasy for MGE-land is that I'm basically spoils of war. First I get jumped by, I dunno, some goblins, and taken to their rape cave. But then amazonesses man-raid them and I end up in the amazoness rape village. And so on with lizardmen, thunderbirds, and whoever else's claws I fall into.

"MGs have a tacit understanding that they shouldn't steal other girls husbands" is a clause I can do without.

>> No.13478702

>>13478691
I want him here

>> No.13478704

I've not seen many NTR shitpost in a while. Did they give up or are they using now new baits like yuri

>> No.13478708

>>13478698

Without it every single monster would keep their husbands locked inside of fortified bunkers.

>> No.13478714

>>13478702
I don't really mind one way or the other, I just want people to stop shitting their pants over things being posted.

>> No.13478716

>>13478708
Amazonesses' villages would be fortified as fuck

>> No.13478717

>>13478702
Contrarian, and it doesn't matter, we are not here for Yuri. Fuck off to your own board.

>> No.13478718

>>13478714
>I just want people to stop shitting their pants over things being posted.
This, a thousand times over

>> No.13478720

>>13478708
Would actually make the setting more interesting. If it got a bit more expanded on anyway. What keeps monsters in check is the various factions all fighting proxy wars. Even humans follow suit. Only the bravest go beyond The Wall.

>> No.13478721

>>13478702
I don't.

>> No.13478723

>>13478698
>Anon gets captured by Dragon
>She puts him at the top of the mountain
>He won't try to escape and won't let any Harpies lower him down because he is scared of being dropped

The perfect plan

>> No.13478724

>>13478704

>Shitpost

maybe people just have different taste then you ever thought of that?

>> No.13478726

>>13478702
I don't want him here.

>> No.13478729

>>13478680
It's because people have forgotten the evil of the fae over time and the modern depiction of fairies come from Disney's Tinkerbell and Japan's living pnaholes.

>> No.13478731

>>13478724
Don't defend NTR, yurifag.

>> No.13478734

>>13478680

That's a good point, fairies never get hated on. So why is one size of monstergirl acceptable when the opposite of the spectrum in size isn't?

>> No.13478741

>>13478734
Because people who hate things don't think, they blindly hate and try to force people away unsuccessfully

>> No.13478745

>>13478734
Might be because STRETCHY FAIRIES is more humorous. At least, that's a possible reason.

>> No.13478747

>>13478734
Because it's /d/.
Nevermind that Monster Girls as a whole really are /d/, and the only thing that really qualifies as /jp/ is the MGE, while other content includes /a/ and /v/. So therefore despite what some say, this should be an MGE Thread, and a General MG Thread would better belong on /d/. But no one really wants that, so here we are on /jp/, bitching at others to go to another board when stuff we don't like pops up.

>> No.13478748

>>13478708
>>13478716
>Monstergirls hear the alarm, the drawbridge gets raised, the men get hidden, they get into their positions, and despite their discipline and efficiency they are all trembling in fear
>And then it comes
>BOOM, BOOM, BOOMCRASH
>Their drawbridge gets shattered into toothpicks, their walls into powder, their soldiers smacked aside like they were nothing. The face of their assailant will give them nightmares forever
>It's the goofy smile of a wurm

I'd read this

>> No.13478755
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>>13478741
Pretty much.

>> No.13478756

>>13478748
There has GOT to be a way to wurm proof a village. How? Some poor sap in an ice cream truck? A "no wurms allowed" sign, with various forms of text and pictographs?

>> No.13478761

>>13478748
What if some villain has convinced her it's all a big game and she's allowed to keep and marry the first male she captures?

>> No.13478763

>>13471629
What's that? Where's it from?

>> No.13478765

>>13478734

because these threads are full of fickle faggots who hate to have their hugebox shaken.

>> No.13478766

>>13478756
Sometimes you go to compromise. Offer your sonnu as a sacrifice to the wurm.

>> No.13478771

>>13478765
We heard you the first time.

>> No.13478772

>>13478635
Then that's like only half yuri and should be wholly accepted since the intent is the same.

>> No.13478775

>>13478763
Reverse Image Search solves all problems, anon.
It's Kuroinu, by the way.

>> No.13478777

>>13478766
You gave her a shota! Now the dumb earth monstahs will never leave you alone!

>> No.13478779

>>13478777

>Shota

lets not start with this shit.

>> No.13478788

>>13478779
God damn it. Just write a list of things that trigger you already.

>> No.13478789

>>13478771
nope

>> No.13478791

>>13478779
I don't care about shota but I don't understand the hate now. They were a normal thing in these threads time ago.

>> No.13478800

>>13478756
Well, Wurms are supposed to be pretty rare so I guess it isn't very common to need to Wurm-proof your defenses. That aside, Wurms aren't invincible, and we already know that it is possible for some people and monsters get git gud enough to fight a high-powered monsters like Wurms on equal terms.

>> No.13478801

>>13478791
Some people are truly just that boring.

>> No.13478802

>>13478702
I don't and you can go with him.

>> No.13478806

>>13478702
I don't fuck off

>> No.13478807

>>13478791
I guess they were overdone, like Manticores.
Still, they don't pop anywhere near as often anymore and people still shit their pants over it more than other things.

>> No.13478808 [DELETED] 

>>13478702
I don't.

>> No.13478810

>>13478779
Seriously? I just used the closest word I could to "dolla," calm down.

>> No.13478812

>>13478791
Its way overdone and its just fucking weird to read stories about little kids getting raped.

>> No.13478813

>>13478812
>just fucking weird
Speak for yourself you fucking Normie.

>> No.13478815

>>13478791
Many things were normal and inoffensive in these threads in the past. But now everything keeps going to shit.

>> No.13478817 [DELETED] 

>>13478734
Because vore and unbirth.

>> No.13478819

>>13478812
Don't read them then. Damn vanillafags.

>> No.13478820

>>13478812
So don't read it, no one's forcing you to read stuff you don't like

>> No.13478821

>>13478812
>weird
I bet you also call lolicons pedos.

>> No.13478826

>>13478815
Shotas were fine.
Yuri was like that one kid in the yearbook you can never notice or remember because of how fucking quiet he was.
Centaurs were the main issue back in the days, as were a few other things that shall not be named.

>> No.13478827

>>13478821
Lolicons ARE pedos.

>> No.13478828

>>13478702
>Defending yurifags

Fuck off.

>> No.13478832

>>13478812
>Overdone
I agree but what >>13478807 said is also true.

>weird
It's a normal fetish along with monstergirls and perfectly acceptable. If you don't like it just don't read it.

>> No.13478835

>>13478826
Even back in the day Centaur hate was mostly ironic.

>> No.13478836

>>13478827
Now you're just trying to start a riot, buddy, have some Bennigan's coupons and gumballs and relax friend

>> No.13478839

>>13478835
Pretty much.
I'm also pretty sure the people hating on yuri, shotas, and just about most everything else are pretty dedicated shitposters.

>> No.13478843

>>13478826
>Yuri was like that one kid in the yearbook you can never notice or remember because of how fucking quiet he was
Yeah, I thought yurifags were better than monsterboyfags and such, but it looks like they're showing their true colors now.

>>13478827
>Saying that
>On /jp/

>> No.13478844 [DELETED] 

WOO! Sorrygys, very busy today, not that you care. That said

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A_sY2rjxq6M

>> No.13478847

>>13478836
Not even that guy, and I'm just telling the truth.

>>13478843
>Implying the people posting here are mostly from /jp/
/jp/ native pls.

>> No.13478849

>>13478843
>true colors now
What the hell are you rambling about now?

>> No.13478851

>>13478839
Honestly, probably both sides of all those things are shitposters. A lot of us stay pretty quiet.

>> No.13478853

>>13478843

>they're showing their true colors now.

holy shit you sound like a faggot.

>> No.13478855

>>13478843
>but it looks like they're showing their true colors now.
/pol/ levels of psychosis.

>> No.13478856

>>13478849
Yurifags are starting to do exactly the same than futafags and monsterboyfags

>muh no rules about it
>muh right to post my fetish
>muh minority

>> No.13478857
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>No female on male rape or domination
>No giantess
>No shota
>No >>13476439 (apparently)
>Vanilla only, final destination

God damn it.

>> No.13478859

>>13478851
I wouldn't call the people trying to legitimately discuss yuri shitposters, personally.
I'd call the people trying to get yuri hated by proxy shitposters.

>> No.13478863

>>13478851
>>13478839
I'm pretty sure you're both right. As far as I know most proper discussion takes place at night on weekdays, of course now that I said that I've only invited more dayfags and shitposters to ruin that as well.

>> No.13478869

>>13478859
>I wouldn't call the people trying to legitimately discuss yuri shitposters, personally
Just like the guy posting yuri images to piss off people, right?

>> No.13478871
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13478871

None of you cowards are as trigger-happy as I am.

>> No.13478875

>>13478856
except none of that is false the only real inhibiting factor to yuri is faggots like you causing shitstorms every time its even mentioned.

>> No.13478876
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>>13478843
>showing their true colors now
You just went full retard.

>> No.13478877

>>13478869
He probably posts monster boys, vore and NTR too only to piss you mongoloids off, despite not being into it.

>> No.13478880 [DELETED] 

>>13478678
Nice try playing the victim, problem is, you've been told to keep your shit to yourself a million times before, and here you are forcing, you're just an asshole.

>> No.13478883

>>13478869
>just to piss people off
You have any proof of that? All I see is someone posting what they like in the face of shitposters who are trying to start a shitflinging session to get yuri more and more hated and possibly removed since they can't actively report it.

>> No.13478884
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>>13478869
You're doing exactly what >>13478859 said, trying to get people to gang up on people who like something that you don't like and shitpost

>> No.13478886 [DELETED] 

>>13478875
>I want these things and want to appear level headed about it to make it seem like it's okay

Just get out.

>> No.13478894

>>13478883
>who are trying to start a shitflinging session to get yuri more and more hated and possibly removed since they can't actively report it
>Playing the victim
It's like futafags all over again.

>> No.13478897

>>13478886

You sound paranoid as fuck anon

>> No.13478898

>>13478894
See look, you're doing it again.

>> No.13478902

>>13478702
You both can fuck off for all what I care.

>> No.13478903

>>13478894

You just proved that anons point with this post.

>> No.13478904

>>13478884
God that was a horrible show.

>> No.13478907 [DELETED] 

>>13478883
>>13478884

>>13478856
>>13478643
>>13478593
>>13478452
>>13478438
>>13478238

>>13478880

>> No.13478911

>>13478904
I know right. Not enough yuri.

>> No.13478914

>>13478894
Was it? I just remembered we shitposted and fapped a few times about it but we never asked for your acceptance That was back on /a/ of course. I don't know if my fellow futafags pushed for actual acceptance since moving here.

Aw, the memories

https://archive.moe/a/thread/108794062/#108799499

>> No.13478916

I....I just want to fuck a cow-girl and raise a family with her.

>> No.13478918

>>13478911
Don't get me involved in your bullshit.

>> No.13478920

>>13478911
What are you smoking? Not even yurifags think yuri shows are actually good. They're as self aware as haremfags at least.

>> No.13478923 [DELETED] 

>>13478897
>paranoi

Gee I haven't hear this before depending on the shitstorm. Let's get these totally new ones out of the way as well

insecure
alpha
tinfoil hat
autist
sperg
pants shittin
u mad
ayy lmao
kek
and that smiling face with the nose upturned that I don't care to do.

>> No.13478927

>>13478920
Yeah, most yuri related content isn't very well written.
But there are some things out there that could made an ED riddled 80 YO man harder than diamonds.

>> No.13478928

>>13478904
You're a horrible show.

>>13478911
Fuck off with your faggotry.

>>13478920
Some of them are good. Y'know, the ones that are just subtext to the high heavens and don't just play it for titilation.

And then there's stuff like the lesbian bears...

>> No.13478934

Psychotic people usually like to make up enemies and secret organizations and believe anyone who disagrees with them is a part of them.

>> No.13478935

>>13478923

holy shit man you just went full retard

>> No.13478937

>>13478916
Sorry anon, this is not the thread for happy things.

>> No.13478938

>>13478934
Like #Tailpussy and ect?

>> No.13478940 [DELETED] 

>>13478935
>>13478935
Oh forgive me, I can't be expected to remember all these can I?

>>13478923
*full retard

>> No.13478943

>>13478916
I can't even be bothered to crack a joke at that.

This place just sucks all the fun and energy out of me.

>> No.13478945

>>13478857
>Vanilla only
Well at least that means no more shit would be allowed right?

>> No.13478946

>>13478937
>>13478943
I think it's time these threads take five for a while.

>> No.13478947

>>13478943
Yeah, it's pretty draining tonight, isn't it?

>> No.13478950

>>13478943
>>13478916
What, not even something about raising Holsty Daughterus to slaughter and barbeque?

>> No.13478955

>>13478945
Anon pls
Then we'd just argue about what is or is not vanilla.

>> No.13478956

>>13478950

I wonder if holst meat taste any better then regular cow meat.

>> No.13478957

>>13478950
Oh hush you.

>> No.13478958

>>13478945
And no more thread.

>> No.13478959

>>13478946
More like forever.

At least this shit thread helped me get off my ass and work on my backlog.

>> No.13478962
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>It's not the asshole pushing Yuri who are at fault, but the people who get mad at the assholes posting Yuri

I am laughing.

>> No.13478963

>>13478956
More vitamin D

>> No.13478965
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13478965

Devil Bugs are people too, you know? Please be more considerate of them.

http://animatorexpo.com/nishiogikubo/

>> No.13478966

>>13478955
Well my Order's book says that vanilla is:

>Sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation while holding hands with the lights off.

>> No.13478969

>>13478962
Please give it a rest. I don't like Yuri, don't want it here but I don't want the thread to be endless arguing. Or at least I want just a little bit less of that.

>> No.13478970
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13478970

Is the arguing done yet? Can we go back to talking about stuff we all like? Like Octo-hugs?

>> No.13478974 [DELETED] 

>>13478947
>>13478943
Weaklings. I'm having the time of my life. All this hate.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cDvrOAp_KTc

>> No.13478975

>>13478956
>Eating sentient animals
Even if they do taste like cows, once it get the capacity to think like a human, putting it on the table is off of the table.

>> No.13478976

>>13478966
>with the lights off
Wait a sec, are u tryin' to corrupt me.tiff

>> No.13478977

>>13478970
>Shota
Careful anon. Now shota is haram

>> No.13478979

>>13478970
I want some consentacle play with a kraken so bad. Or, rather, a scylla. The scylla were less sadistic, right? Dat purple is really appealing though.

>> No.13478980

>>13478975

Well the order goes around killing them whats wrong with eating the bodies they leave behind? Humans love to eat weird shit.

>> No.13478981 [DELETED] 

>>13478962
Who cares anymore lmao

>> No.13478982

>>13478962
There's no reason not to post it. Long as it's Monster Girls, I say it's thread relevant.

The only explanation you can give for why it shouldn't be that holds any merit is that it triggers you, and guess what? End of the day, I don't give a shit about your tumblr-endorsed safe-space bullshit.

>> No.13478984

>>13478980
There's still the issue of transmitable disease to consider. Don't do too much thinking with your stomach.

>> No.13478985

>>13478563
Nah.
if it's a middle of the road monster, then it's probably still an alright choice, even if it's a bit iffy.

Then again that's if stockholm kicks in, I can probably still just skitter away like the roach I am in most cases, probably, unless it's some yandere angel.

>> No.13478986
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>>13478979
You got it backwards. Kraken are romantic.

>> No.13478990

>>13478982
You know he's just trying to rekindle the shitstorm to keep it going, right?
All I want to do is watch two Holsts go at each other and rubbing their milk into each other's skin. but no, that's too much to ask for.

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>>13478977

>> No.13478993 [DELETED] 

>>13478977
I won't say shota is fine, because these threads have made me sick of it, but it's not haram. I have ZERO, problem with the fetish itself, what pisses me off is that every time a neesan or CC is mentioned, she's a fucking shotaholic. Some kid is not gonna please a monster, immersion breaks.

And going by MGE anyway, there's loli, but genuine shota? Seeing s MGs won't rape kids and will in fact raise them until they can be husbands, well...

>but muh shota incubus

That is true, but that's an adult who looks like a kid because of the wive's taste, so again, eh.

My two cents.

>> No.13478994

>>13478990
>Milk Massages
I like the way you think anon. In fact, I do believe this is a rather legitimate Business Route. Yes, such a business would take off quite fantastically I do believe.

Building off of that, Holst-run Milk Baths?

>> No.13478995

>>13478990
>Spoiler

o man now THAT is some boner inducing yuri

>> No.13478996

>>13478994
Yes.

>> No.13478999

>>13478994
Holst milk-mud wrestling

>> No.13479001

>>13478986
Kraken are a bit sadistic, scylla are a bit masochist. I think KC said that.

>> No.13479003

>>13478986
Well I haven't been this happy to be wrong in a while.

>Just sink entire ships because they don't give a solitary fuck
Well, there's that.

>> No.13479006

>>13478999
That sounds fucking stupid.

>> No.13479007

>>13479001
Huh, never saw those in either of them.

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>>13478965
>Gokicha will never find a human who likes her and doesn't spray her with pesticide or tries to squish her.

>> No.13479009 [DELETED] 

>>13478990
>>13478982

No that's you, cause every damn time you post yuri, this happens, but no, it's not the guy who lit the match, it's the ones shouting about the blaze. Go fuck yourselves.

>trigger
>tumblr
>pushing yuri here

Oh you.

>> No.13479013

>>13479006
Fuck you he's chasing his dreams.

>> No.13479014

>>13479009
Shhhhhhhhhh

Shhhhhhh shhhhhh sh sh sh

>> No.13479015 [DELETED] 

>>13478995
Who said it's yuri?

>> No.13479022

>>13479015
who said it wasent?

>> No.13479023

>>13479009
Not a great metaphor considering it's only a blaze in the first place because they knocked the match out of our hands.

>> No.13479024

>>13479013
No, it is stupid.

There needs to be some chocolate in there too or it's just not the same. Also, they could sell the salty chocolate milk after.

>> No.13479025

>>13479013
His dreams are fucking dumb.

>> No.13479030

>>13479023
Shhhhhh.

Ignore him and he'll go away.

>> No.13479034

>>13479030
No, he'll only finish his shift and the next shitposter will fill in for him and will go on about why we can't like X because it belongs in D.

>> No.13479039
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13479039

From Fallen Maidens

>Most monsters prioritize their own pleasure and desire. They're hedonists who hate it when morals and ethics, etc. get in the way of pleasure.

>Since their #1 priority is having sex with human men, they tend to neglect work, etc. and most monsters go home immediately to have sex with their husband as soon as the minimum amount of required work is finished.

This means she'll cut into your shitposting time with sex. Hope you're not a fan of alone time.

>> No.13479042

Fuck everything.

Just fuck all of it.

>> No.13479044

>>13479014
No, fuck it, let's burn the damn thread every time.

>>13479022
This is why I hate You bastards.

>Girl one and two hugged, it's forbidden love!

Fuck off.

Two girls wrestling is not lesbianism, it's two girls wrestling.

>>13479023
>Playing with matches in an oil factory

You're not very smart are you? Why are you playing with matches in the first place?

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>>13479039
>living in MGE-land
Heh, serves you right.

>> No.13479050

>>13479039
But what if I haven't met my minimum amount of shitposting by the time she gets home?

At any rate, I'm likely to be okay with less alone time if said time is lost due to the fact that I'm balls deep in my waifu.

>> No.13479053

>>13478965
Is it possible to train devilbugs to clean while wearing maid outfits, and understand that I don't want to dick the daughteru?

>> No.13479054

>>13479044
>Why are you playing with matches in the first place?
How else am I to keep warm?

>> No.13479056

>>13479030
I won't, just like you bastards forcing your shit here. Let's all be unhappy because of one or two fags who have an entire board for their stuff but they'd rather knowingly post here and fuck everyone's shit up, because Muh fetish.

>> No.13479057

>>13479054
Slav squats.

>> No.13479061

>>13479044
We're not even playing with matches. We're trying to have a picnic 20 feet away from nitroglycerin.

>> No.13479063

>>13479056
I don't care. Too busy smoking and jacking off, hahaha.

>> No.13479066

>>13479044
>You're not very smart are you? Why are you playing with matches in the first place?

I know right? From now on I'm calling these people yuri arsonists.

>> No.13479067

I miss Janet.

>> No.13479068

>>13479053
Maybe. Probably. You will have to be very convincing.

>> No.13479070

>>13479056
You're the one shitting things up. You. Not someone else, you.

>> No.13479072

>>13479044
Hugging does not mean lesbianism, this is true.
Nor does a simple wrestling match. Though both may have subtext, they are not indications per-se.

However, pressing their chests together so that their milk squirts all over each other as they rub and caress each other, letting it soak into and moisturize each other's supple flesh? That's...rather more indicative.

>> No.13479074

>>13479046
Well your other options are MGQ where you can get unbirthed and vored or MGC which is MGE sorta-sometimes-kinda in Modern Times.

>>13479050
What if the No-Alp shitposter actually had an Alp waifu?

>> No.13479075

>>13479054
Go home and bundle up.

Hint: it's not here.

>> No.13479078
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13479078

I just learned that Japan made a live-action porno of this.

>> No.13479081

>>13479067
I don't. Current staff is pantsu on head retarded.

>>13479074
>Well your other options are MGQ where you can get unbirthed and vored
Not if I stay in human settlements and/or get a strong monster girl waifu.

>> No.13479082

>>13479061
So which one of you mugs was it that put all the nitroglycerin in glass jars and piled them into a pyramid?
>>13479074
>your other options are
No they're not you dumb-dumb. You actually think Monster Girls only exist in these three settings, one of which is only in these threads?

>> No.13479083

>>13479075
I want my home to be bundled up by a roaring fire together with an Anubis.

Sadly, can't have that.

>> No.13479084

>>13479074
>What if the No-Alp shitposter actually had an Alp waifu?
They'd shitpost together with such great efficiency they'd only need to make three or four combined posts. Then they'd shitpost while fucking just for fun while screaming NO HOMO at each other.

>> No.13479085

>>13479067
I miss when this timeslot wasn't 100% shitposting, too.

>> No.13479090

>>13479056

You sound like a bitter no fun allowed asshole. All of this over some stupid images posted on a image board.

>> No.13479091

>>13479061
Nah, 20 feet's still far enough that you probably won't hit it. More like we're having the picnic on the nitro. If we move in any way, it all explodes.

>> No.13479092

No more threads.

>> No.13479094

>>13479092
No more mutants.

>> No.13479095

>>13479092
I suppose a shitstorm just wouldn't be complete without a doomsayer.

>> No.13479098

>>13479094
No more heroes.

>> No.13479101
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13479101

>You will never be the cool uncle that buys his Ogre neice her first beer.

It hurts, my friends.

It hurts.

>> No.13479102

>>13479072
Could be, or it could be somethinglike putting sunblock on each other, but no, it's Yuri. Meh.

>>13479070

Really? I don't recall kicking up all this shit be being a selfish prick and posting my fetish here, no that's you. It's all on you, you lit the match, now live with it.

>> No.13479103

>>13479094
No more monsters.

>> No.13479105

>>13479094
Cyclops was right! But is still going to get bullied.

>> No.13479107

>>13479082
Oh, fine. There's monster musume and related material too. What's the downside to that one again?

>> No.13479111
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13479111

>>13479098
I wonder who's behind this post

>> No.13479114

>>13479107
>What's the downside to that one again?

You can't marry because Kimihito is a cockblocking fuckwad

>> No.13479115

>>13479102
>Really?
Yes. If you just shut the fuck up and stop, all will be well. You're evil.

>> No.13479116

>>13479111
Travis Tocuhdown?

>> No.13479117

>>13479107
None, but some might argue EMG monster girls are just like human girls.

>> No.13479118

>>13479101
>drinking alcohol

Good.

>> No.13479119

>>13479094
I wish Marvel knew how to write the Scarlet Witch

also Illyana could totally take the Demon Lord

>> No.13479123

>>13479107
>What's the downside to that one again?
Presumably limited quantity, and likely low monster integration. Also you have to deal with fuckwits like MON and the leg succubus.

>> No.13479124

>>13479114
>blaming a character for shit writing

I don't understand people that do this.

>> No.13479125

>>13479102
>No posting Monster Girls in the Monster Girl Thread
It's really not a great justification.

>> No.13479130
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13479130

I want to eat out a cute plant girl and then bask cuddling in her delicious oxygen afterwards.

>> No.13479131

>>13479114
You can become a communal husband though.

>> No.13479132

>>13479115
Evil is sometimes a necessary thing.

>> No.13479133

>>13479131
Illegally, like what Miia was going to do.

>> No.13479134

>>13479114
Whatever happens to the MC doesn't apply to everyone in the fucking world.

>> No.13479136

>>13479132
But you're not a necessary evil, you're just an evil.
>>13479133
What is a law that prevents love? Just another evil!

>> No.13479137

>>13479124
Well, when you treat a place as a living world and the characters a real people who made real decisions then the blame lies squarely on them.

>> No.13479139

>>13479115
>evil

You're cute.

But, fighting serves no purpose, I don't want the thread to burn. Just keep your stuff yourself and all will be well.

>> No.13479141

>>13479134
>implying you won't become a spin-off protagonist

>> No.13479144

>>13479136
I'm not that guy.

>> No.13479145

>>13479139
My stuff? I think you're confusing me for someone else. I'm just telling you to stop shitting everything up because people like things you don't like. Because this is all your fault, Walker.

>> No.13479148

>>13479137
But characters are a blank slate, that's like if you saw a bad painting and blamed the painting itself instead of the artist that made it.

>> No.13479149

>>13479141
NOOOOOO

>> No.13479150

>>13479134
>Whatever happens to the MC doesn't apply to everyone in the fucking world.
It does to everyone in his own country at least, which is indicated to be at the forefront of integration so most people would be even further behind and waiting to see how those programs turn out.

>> No.13479154

>>13479150
It's kinda silly to think everyone in Japan would get to get a harem. I mean come ON

>> No.13479155

>>13479090
I bet you don't delete your reaction images you shit .

>> No.13479158

>>13479141
We can still salvage it if we lock on to one girl and make that intention clear to her and any potential haremette!

>> No.13479159

>>13479154
Welcome to Area-11, where every guy gets a harem because that's the way the cookie crumbles!

>> No.13479160

>>13479155

I dont and iv already posted plenty IN THIS VERY THREAD.

>> No.13479162

>>13479154
He's the first and only marriage test case. And he's still twiddling his thumbs.

>> No.13479165

>>13479159
Well, that's one way to stop the declining population. Short term at least.

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13479167

>>13479155
>implying people delete their reaction images

>> No.13479168

>>13479145
Walker?

And you really need to stop using that meme, they can like it fine, on their own fucking board. Is it really too much to ask to keep the waifu thread about waifus?

>> No.13479172

>>13479165
>The Handmaid's Tale with MGs
The horror, the horror.
>>13479168
It's all your fault, Walker. You did this.

>> No.13479175

>>13479167
I always do because I care.

->jojofag

Oh great, more faggots.

>> No.13479178

>>13479148
Blaming the behavior of a character on the character is perfectly legit.

Like I'd blame a gumshoe in a detective story for drinking every night and failing to recognize the killer two tables away.

I'd blame the author if none of the clues made sense when put together at the end of the story.

>> No.13479179

>>13479168
But there is literally no rule stating they can't post it here, or that they can't discuss MONSTER GIRL yuri in a MONSTER GIRL GENERAL.
Quit getting mad over things, you big baby.

>> No.13479185

>>13479172
Not getting the reference anon.

>> No.13479193

>>13479179
Quit posting Yuri in the fucking waifu thread.

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>>13479185
All you need to know is that your actions resulted in the destruction of what you tried to save, and you could have stopped it, and didn't.

>> No.13479196
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13479196

You people are fucking faggots.

Posting best demon.

>> No.13479201 [DELETED] 

>>13479179
Just like there's no rule against NTR, but guess what, that does not make it okay.

>> No.13479203

>>13479185
Do you feel like a hero yet?

>> No.13479204
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13479204

>>13479196
Best waifu.

>> No.13479207

>>13479168
But don't you understand? They're the victims because they have to have it their way and dindu nuffin and the mean people scream at them just because they want to talk about things they like nobody else does. And it was okay in 2011 so it's all your fault.

>> No.13479211

>>13479167
Congrats, you're part of the fags who made JJBA as annoying as MLP.

>> No.13479212
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13479212

>>13479204
Of course, Plain Doll is a close second though.

>> No.13479213
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13479213

>>13479196
>>13479204
Such wickedness...

>> No.13479215

>>13479201
Actually, it is okay.
Just because you don't like it, it doesn't mean it's not allowed. Making a big shitstorm over things you don't like won't get rid of them, and it's childish to think it will.

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13479221

>>13479212
Agreed.

>"Oh, Hunter..."

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13479227

>>13479212
2lewd4me, i need a pure waifu

>> No.13479228

>>13479141

I'm now imagining an average, genre-savvy Anon waking up one morning and realizing, with great horror, that he's been trapped inside of a poorly written SOL harem anime.

I'm not gonna lie, I'm giggling a little.

>> No.13479230 [DELETED] 

>>13479215
Guess what, I do, I'm drooled over Aftyn's neighbor cat's story, but I will not post about it here because I am not an asshole. Unlike you.

And it is not okay to post NTR here, You fucking troll.

>> No.13479231

>>13479227
>pure
She was used by ever damn Hunter that it pleased.

>> No.13479232

>>13479227
The Doll is anything but pure.

>> No.13479233

>>13479201

NTR is ok though as long as people dont go full autism over it

>> No.13479234

>>13479227
>>13479221
You guys know she's speculated to be an Old One, right?

>> No.13479235

>>13479221
dat thi dat tho

>> No.13479239

>>13479228
Basically The World That God Only Knows, then?

>> No.13479240

>>13479215
>Yuri is okay
>NTR is okay

How much of a faggot can you be?

>> No.13479241

>>13479234
Even better.

>> No.13479244

>>13479230
What's that story?

>> No.13479245

>>13479230
It's not okay because manchildren always sperg out over things they don't like instead of ignoring them like the average person does on a daily basis with things they don't like?

>> No.13479247

>>13479234
Isn't that the Great Hunter though?

>> No.13479254

>>13479234
Vaati pls.

>> No.13479257

>>13479245
There needs to be a balance. You can't just accept everything because then the thread becomes something else at a certain point.

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13479258

>>13479234
You're implying that would stop us.
The beasts of Yharnam on the other hand..

>> No.13479262 [DELETED] 

>>13479244
I forget, just look up the writefag I think it's My something neighbor.

>> No.13479263

>>13479245
>>13479233
>>13479215
Can you please stop baiting? It's obvious you don't like either and just want to keep this fight going.

>> No.13479270

>>13479244
>Guy moves into new apartment
>Total boner for his neighbour's cat girl GF
>Befriends them both
>Cums in her hot chocolate once
>She drinks it, but they both agree to forget it happened
>Later she gets in a fight with her BF, and moves in with the MC
>Lewdness intensifies

>> No.13479271

>>13479254
>Vaati
More like ENB.
>>13479247
No, the Doll is heavily speculated as being a great one.
>>13479258
Just so long as you know you're waifu is secretly an Eldritch tentacle monster.

>> No.13479279

>>13479271
So get the good-end and be a humanoid eldritch abomination with her!

>> No.13479285
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13479285

>You might have annulled my magic, 'Hero', but you will never figure out a way to defeat me, Fairy Queen Vilxava!

>> No.13479288
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13479288

>>13479258
This doesn't make any sense because we love Abominations!
R-right?

>> No.13479289

>>13479279
>Humanoid
Nigger you get turned into an infant Great One in the "Good" end.
You look like a fucking squid.
Besides, the Doll isn't her true form, she never actually dies when you kill her.

>> No.13479292

>>13479116

>Travis Touchdown fighting monstergirls.

"You're going to get fucked, Travis"

"You're already the one who's fucked!" *BZZZZZT*

>> No.13479293

>>13479285
I have two gallons of holstaur milk and three manticore spines with venom.

I think I can figure out a way.

>> No.13479294

>>13479285
That Fairy Queen is 10/10 Breeding Material.

Would fill up until she looks like she's pregnant, every day, until she actually is.

And then continue to do so because why wouldn't you dick the pregnant fairy?

>> No.13479296

>>13479288
I want to fill an Abomination with little starbabies.

>> No.13479298

>>13479288
God no, fucking kill all of them.

>> No.13479302

>>13479289
You look like a squid in your infantile state. Nothing says you wouldn't be able to manipulate your growth into something more humanoid.

>> No.13479305

>>13479296
You're wonderful.
>>13479298
You don't deserve to live.

>> No.13479307

>>13479288
We're the guys with flamethrower any indication?

Speaking of which

HEY FLAMETHROWER KUN! WE GOT A LIVE ONE!

>> No.13479311

>>13479307
You do realize that fire is exactly what she wants? Look how she's bundled up. Your earthly flames will only warm her up.

>> No.13479314

I wonder if KC will actually get around to drawing the supposed abominations living under the sea.

>> No.13479315

>>13479305
>wanting to help a blight live on.

No anon, you're the one that doesn't deserve to live.

>> No.13479320

>>13479315
If you can call a life without an Abomination living.

>> No.13479322

>>13479314
Are they monsters girls just like everyone else?
If yes, probably.

>> No.13479323

>>13479315
She's cute!

>> No.13479327

>>13479315
What's so blight-y about them? They just want to love as well as explore every inch of your being, and give you little star babbies.

>> No.13479330

>>13479302
The appearance of almost every single other great one does

>> No.13479332

>>13479311
You know fire kills Thing Chan.

>> No.13479333

>>13479288

Depends, is she an abomination in the sense that she wants to destroy the world?

Or is she an abomination where she just basically can wrap me up in a tube of flesh to get me off, and that's all she has interest in?

There's a difference.

>> No.13479334

>>13479288
I wouldn't particularly mind if the smell didn't bother me. I'm very touchy with that.

>> No.13479336

>>13479322
Supposedly, but the Demon Lord (or at least most monsters and the wandering scholar) don't know their true status. And they're on par with gods IIRC.

>> No.13479340

>>13479294
You are my comrade.
Fairies are fun and another thing on the list of "Stuff I'm not allowed to have" should we have ever had monster girls.

>> No.13479344

>>13479332
Sure it does Kurt. Sure it does.
>>13479333
Why would she want to destroy the world? That's where she lives!

>> No.13479345

>>13479228

>Okay. I'm good.
>Sure, I'm a fucking teenager again, a damned pretty boy with a stupid haircut to boot.
>Sure, my mom's been replaced by some kinda snake-woman thing that tried to molest me over breakfast.
>And sure, I suddenly have a little sister that sleeps in a bucket under my bed.
>But I'm good.
>I can deal with this.
>Just gotta wear this stuffy uniform, keep outta sight and find some way out of-
>"Anon-san, you may take your seat. Second from the back, by the window there."
>Son of a BITCH.

>> No.13479349

>>13479334
Go bully an Oomukade then.

>> No.13479351
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13479351

>Fuck deers

>> No.13479352

>>13479323
No she's not, she's a monster that needs to die.

I don't need to give you a reason, she's a monster that doesn't belong in any world.

>> No.13479356

>>13479352
The only monster I see here is you. You can't kill someone just because they're creepy!

>> No.13479358

>>13479351
I would love to. Deer girls best girls.

>> No.13479361
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13479361

>>13479351
That's the idea.

>> No.13479366

>>13479356
Oh yes I can, just watch me.

>> No.13479376

>>13479285
I have no intention of defeating you, fairy queen.
I intend to fill you with semen until it pours from each of your orifices.

>> No.13479378

>>13479361
>Venisonpussy

>> No.13479381

>>13479351
>>13479358
>>13479361
>>13479378
SPROINK!

>> No.13479384

>>13479361
>Deertaur
Thing I could still reach her human bits while I'm tenderizing her doe cunt?

>> No.13479386

>>13479361
It's too bad she and monet were the only monstergrills in Punk Hazard.

>> No.13479390

>>13479381
Get the fuck out of here.

I'm trying to enjoy my deer girls.

>> No.13479392

>>13479384
>Deertaur
That's called a hind, knigga

>> No.13479397

>>13479345
Someone should writefag this.
I'd do it if I could write for shit.

>> No.13479399

>>13479361
taur design for deer removes what I like about them

Specifically: their hooves act like high-heals and force them to stick their asses out. This fine bottom is capped with a cute little tail that I like to imagine wiggles a lot as you plow her from behind.

>> No.13479402

>>13479390
SOPPING WET DOE CUNT!

>> No.13479405

>>13479392
I know where her vagina is, I'm asking if I can still maybe bounce them titties while I'm plowing her.

>> No.13479407

>>13479397
>deconstructing the harem genre
>with Monster Girls
Ehh, sounds like too many things could go wrong.

>> No.13479411

>>13479402
Stop it!

>> No.13479413

>>13479399
That's true of any hooved bipedal monstergirl though, minotaurs, holstaurs, were sheep, etc.

>> No.13479415

>>13479399
>taur design for deer removes what I like about them
So... You want to fuck a regular deer...?
I mean, I wont judge, but this is hardly the place, Anon.

>> No.13479422

>>13479405
I share your concern, Anon. Maybe we can get a couple Sorakas, or one of those spacegoats from wow.

Why did everything get so chill all the sudden?

>> No.13479424
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13479424

>>13479344
>>13479288
Eat flaming death.

>> No.13479426

>>13479397
Why? That type of thing has been done to death already.

Although this place already knows it's fare share of beating a dead joke way more than it should.

>> No.13479429

>>13479405
>I know where her vagina is

>Can't tell if clever joke or stupid.
Uh, good one.

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13479430

>>13479384

Probably, horses are pretty flexible, so I imagine deer would be too. I'd love upside-down kissing her as she bends her human half backwards onto her back.

>> No.13479437

>>13479415
I guess I should have worded that better. I like them as bipeds.

>>13479413
Yes. All top tier.
Deer are unique in they can fulfill the slender, graceful archetype that is beyond the reach of their squishier cousins.

>> No.13479439

>>13479429
I actually was just pretending to be stupid that time! I still don't give a fuck and will continue to call them deertaurs though.

>>13479430
>upside-down kissing
So I can pretend to be Spiderman while I figure out how to shot web?

>> No.13479442

>>13479424
Why is that anime girl operating a flamethrower in a bikini?

Seems hardly safe.

>> No.13479444

>>13479429
I had to look twice too. I'm leaning toward the former.

>> No.13479447

>>13477374
Oh boy. Fifth world best world. I guess I got lucky with my roll.

Man, 1100+ posts to skim over and I missed pretty much nothing of value. Hilarious. I feel for the lurkers that had to sit through it though.

>> No.13479449

>>13479442
My little anon can't be this new!

>> No.13479450

>>13479442
She'll probably end up giving her exposed skin minor burns from the radiant heat like that.

>> No.13479455

>>13479442
In Japanese media on females less coverage=more protection. She's as safe as can be.

>> No.13479456

>>13479450
>A stream of data
>Burning

Summer is real.

>> No.13479464

>>13479456
Hang on, who are you quoting?

>> No.13479472

>>13479449
You're new!

>> No.13479478

>>13479439

I'm pretty sure if you're pretending you're Spiderman while upside-down kissing your deer-waifu you won't have any problem shotting web.

>> No.13479483

>>13479258
>You'll never stumble across Eileen the Crow, who tries to ignore you at first, but as you sight and give up, she gives a single piece of advice, to avoid her mark
>Curious, you decide to follow her, but by the time you get there, she's struggling, her face grit in a snarl of determination, the mask that hid it, cracked and on the ground
>Hunter or beast, it's a quick decision, and the air screams as you rend it in two with your giant axe, the handle grinding as you shorten it, to free your other hand
>The beast rears on you, but you intercept its swipe with a shot to the wrist, shattering bone and disabling it for long enough for Eileen to dart in, and tear the creature's heart out.
>As it slumps to the ground, She doubles over, resting her hands on her knees, catching her breath, her face a bloody mess
>You hand her one of the rare few shreds of clean cloth, and offer it to her.
>She takes it, gratefully, and turns away from you as she wipes her face clean.
>When she hands it back, bloody and filthy you note that she still doesn't turn to you, hiding her face.
>It's still red. Is she... blushing?
>You take it from her hand and she stifffens when your fingers brush hers,
> "That wasn't necessary of ya, but you have my thanks." she continues in a quieter, more hesitant tone, 'Y-you're not bad at all..."
>"Sorry, what was that?"
>"N-nothing! Leave the hunting of Hunters, to me." She stalks away at a bisque pace, seemingly distracted by something.
>You glance down at the broken mask she forgot. You stoop to pick it up, and inspect it. You didn't think she'd be so beautiful under this twisted, gnarled thing.
>You look up, to see her looking at you. She jumps, and hurriedly turns around a corner, vanishing, till next you meet.

>> No.13479485

Anybody watching Etotama? Looks like cute monster girls doing cute things, not sure whether to bother with it.

>> No.13479486

>>13479464
The great kitsune in the sky!

>>13479472
>Doesn't know who that is
>Not new

Your next response will be "I was pretending to be retarded!"

>> No.13479492

>>13479437
>>13479399
>I like them as bipeds.
>their hooves act like high-heals and force them to stick their asses out.
Ah, I see now.
Yes. Standing up sex with heels is totally my fetish, specially when you grab their arms from behind and plow their bouncy ass like it's the end of the world.

>> No.13479495

>>13479486
Anon It literally was a joke, you should have known when my sentence had "anime girl" in it.

But just in case I'm blind that is Miku right?

>> No.13479497

>>13479486
>The great kitsune in the sky!
WHERE

>> No.13479498

So when Witcher 3 comes out, will these threads be filled with just jamming Ghosts?

>> No.13479500

>>13479495
Who is Miku? I thought that was the onion pantsu girl.

>> No.13479501

>>13479483
>Tsun old woman

Ha.

>> No.13479505

>>13479498
I don't know. We didn't really get much from Bloodborne, so I'm not too sure we'd get much from that either.

>> No.13479506

>>13479501
"Y-You want an old hunter like me? P-Pervert."

>> No.13479507
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>>13479500
>doesn't know Hatsune Miku
Kiss the Mausbutt, that's all you're good for!

>> No.13479510

>>13479498
>Witcher

I don't get the hype behind that game, even played the first and second one for an hour or three and I just didn't have any fun with it.

>> No.13479511

>>13479505
I mean that people would be playing it and these threads would be so dead, the Ghosts would come jam.

>> No.13479514
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>>13479376
>>13479294
>>13479340
>>13479293
Fairies: Living onaholes, marriable pets, pocket waifus or tiny mistresses?

>> No.13479515

>>13479510
>I don't like it, therefore nobody should!
Anon, please. You don't need to let everyone know about your vastly superior tastes.

>> No.13479516

>>13479511
Oh. Then probably, yeah. At least for the release day. I have no interest in it, myself, but they seem pretty popular.

>> No.13479517

>>13479500
You must be fucking new, she's the spinning leek girl.

>> No.13479519

>>13479514
>all that honey
So messy!

>> No.13479520
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>>13479507

>> No.13479521
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>>13479514
pocket waifus

>> No.13479524

>>13479515
I didn't say that though, I just said I don't see where all the fun is.

>> No.13479526
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>>13479497
THERE!

>> No.13479527

>>13479514
Depends on my mood. But I generally lean towards the last two at the same time.

>> No.13479531

>>13479524
And you expect me to tell you where it is? You didn't like them, you didn't like them. Doesn't really make for an interesting conversation.

>> No.13479533

>>13479514
Why not all four?
>You will never have a fairy waifu you've filled up with spunk until she looks like a balloon who loves the feeling and keeps herself plugged up so she can be as big as possible.
>Whenever you are at work she will fly under the desk and give you a blow job and do her best to swallow it all, adding more fuel to the tank.
This is what I get for writing about that fairy harem greentext.

>> No.13479534

>>13479521
from the thumbnail I thought she was suu in disguise because of the food in the air

>> No.13479536

>>13479495
>>13479506
Yes.

>> No.13479538

>>13479514
First and third. At the same time.

>> No.13479545

>>13479483
Please sir, can I have some more?

>> No.13479547
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>>13479534
Suu in disguise? What a silly idea! Now come 'ere and cuddle!

>> No.13479548

>>13479519
Are you gonna clean her yourself, using your big, human hands to cover her in slippery soap and massage every nick of her body to clear the honey away while she moans and pants at your firm, yet delicate ministrations? Or are you gonna lick her clean?

>> No.13479549

>>13479514
>>13479538
This.

>> No.13479552

>>13479548
I'm leaving her for the others and instead fantasizing about a Dark Elf coating her loverboy's nipples and cock in honey.
Hear that? Honey, not caramel!

>> No.13479554

>>13479548
>Fairy waifupop

DOWN SWORD HAND!

>> No.13479555

>>13479483
>You'll never patrol the roofs with her, bantering
>She'll never shake from a cold wind, and you'll never tease her about her age
>You'll never take her hand and pull her into your lap, feeling her squirm until she gives up, and resigns herself to be cuddled by you
>You'll never wait for the morning from the Yharnham rooftops, nothing but the howling in the streets below, and the soft gentle breathing of the woman in your warm embrace
>You'll never ask her something only to realize that she'd fallen asleep in your arms
>She'll never wake up after long hours of your silent vigil, making sure nothing disturbs her, so rested she even feels younger.
>She'll never call you an idiot for not waking her up and moving somewhere safer, and then relent, giving you a soft kiss on the lips, whispering "thank you", before sliding her mask back on
>You'd have preferred it had she not told you how she'd love to return the favor, the mask twisting the words, making them less cute.

>> No.13479556

>>13479552
What if, fairy dark elf?

>> No.13479557

>>13479381
Go sproink yourself.

>> No.13479558

>>13479514
onahole waifus

>> No.13479559

>>13479548
I'm doing both. It's important to get your waifu nice and clean before you get her dirty again.

>> No.13479560

>>13479556
I engage in science to see how much semen she can hold with 'stretching' before waifuing her.

>> No.13479561
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>>13479556
Hello.

>> No.13479567

>>13479561
Too bad she's an evil bitch with awful non-vanilla h-scenes
Then again h-scenes in Vanadis games are always terrible

>> No.13479568
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>>13479556
There's an Artist CG of that!

http://exhentai.org/g/564048/56b80fcd66/

>> No.13479571

Wurms just want to tenderly hold your head up to their bosom and let you nap against their soft bodies.

>> No.13479573

>>13479561
Would impregnate.
The big one can watch if she wants, but she better keep those claws away from me.

>> No.13479575

>>13479561
Go to hell where you belong you horrible woman.

>> No.13479577

>>13479561
Isn't she evil and from a game where there's mutilation as bad as in VH?

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>>13479567
>>13479575
Why you gotta bully?

>> No.13479582

>>13479577
She's got a nice ass though

>> No.13479583

>>13479555
>You'll never save Eileen and carry her to the Cathedral Ward
>She will never cheer you on from the sidelines after hanging up her life as a hunter

Damn.

>> No.13479585

>>13479573
You don't want her.

>> No.13479589

>>13479571
Well to bad for them! I'm the only one who will hold heads and let people rest against them around here!

>> No.13479590

So what happens if you are released or manage to escape after getting raped a few times[/spoiler] by a monster or two? If you go back to your town will they shun you and have the Order burn you on a stake?

>> No.13479593

>>13479580
>Bully
>Curses the PC so that sex causes him only pain

TO HELL!

>> No.13479594

>>13479590
You will be tortured to death for your sins, as is the Christian way. I mean the Muslim way. I mean the Order way.

>> No.13479595

>>13479577
>from a game where there's mutilation as bad as in VH
huh? I don't remember any of that
She does try to sacrifice you to the devil or some shit though

>> No.13479599

>>13479589
Wurms aren't picky, but you'd need to be pretty sturdy to let one lean their full upper body weight against you for long.

>> No.13479602

>>13479590
The order will make it so you don't get to town and keep up the lie you got eaten.

>> No.13479603

>>13479595
>Spoiler
She gets no love, she can burn.

>> No.13479608

>>13479590
>>13479594
Nah. The Chief Goddess teachings are supposedly pretty cool and chill besides the whole 'monsters are bad' shtick. They will probably be alright with you, since soldiers are probably getting raped after being defeated, they can't just kill everyone who has had sex with monsters.

In fact, the will probably praise you for not only being able to escape several monsters on your own, but also returning to human civilization instead of marrying a monster or something.


>>13479602
That could be possible in some regions, but I doubt it happens everywhere.

>> No.13479609

>>13479561
So what sorts of horrible shit does she do?

>> No.13479611

>>13479582
It frightens me how much you think with your dick.

>> No.13479614

>>13479599
Her upper body? That doesn't seem like it'd be unbearably heavy. Now, as soon as you start working the tail in there's a different story.

>> No.13479616

Anyone have any ideas as to what their favorite fighting game characters would be if they were monstergirls?

I'm currently thinking about Iori Yagami. A Lilim? A Wisp? Not sure.

>> No.13479617

>>13479608
Read the guide.

Swear to fat tats...

>> No.13479619

>>13479611
>2017
>not thinking with your dick

>> No.13479621

>>13479608
Actually, it's mentioned that anyone who's had intercourse with monsters is kill-on-sight status for the Order because they might tell people that they're being lied to about monsters

>> No.13479622

>>13479616
No.

>> No.13479625

>>13479614
Well, first, her upper body is covered in scales that can take a lot of punishment, so they are probably pretty heavy. Then her muscles would need to be especially dense for her to have the strength she has. Finally, since her lower body is essentially a big tube of dense muscle covered with said scales, even adding a little of it's length to what she leans into you with would add a significant amount of weight. In other words, hope you lift bro.

>> No.13479626

>>13479611
I'm not saying she isn't irredeemably evil. That just has no impact on the quality of dat ass.

>> No.13479628
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>>13479619
Good Boyim

>> No.13479629

>>13479621
>MGE isn't grimdark they say

>> No.13479631
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Touch the fox

>> No.13479633

>>13479622

Sorry for just wanting to talk.

>> No.13479634

>>13479619
He said as he was husbandoed by a beelzebub.

>> No.13479635

>>13479631
No, I want to touch the hunter!

>> No.13479638

>>13479616
May is some kind baby wurm shit

>> No.13479641

>>13479595
But is Satan a hot chick?

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>>13479616
A catgirl.

>> No.13479645

>>13479626
He said as his nuts felt like they were in a vice as she raped him to death.

>> No.13479646

>>13479621
>>13479617
Damn, that's pretty brutal. And it doesn't sound very smart.
I wonder if there could be a better way for the church to go around it, while still keeping people from fucking monsters.

>> No.13479649

>>13479645
>balls in a vice
Hey, that just happened in Starless, too! What a world we live in!

>> No.13479653

>>13479645
>as his nuts felt like they were in a vice
eh?

>> No.13479658

Night Anons, stay cool and don't burn down the thread.

Why is writing Try Hard Necromancer so much more fun than doing prose?
And now I want Zombie wurm and sleepy familiar

>> No.13479659

>no oppai loli Devil and Houri that regularly compete for your attention

>> No.13479661

>>13479631
>You will never hug her and brush the hair off her face
>You will never remove her eyepath and kiss the spot where her eye should be

>> No.13479664

>>13479629
>anons actually know what grimdark means they say

>> No.13479668
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>>13479658
Because Try Hard Necromancer is way more fun to read than reading prose? You keep up the good work and I'll keep at bay this Salamander.
Just the one, though.

>> No.13479669

>>13479555
>You step along the tops of rooves, left along berr the barking of crows, and the odd insane resident who climbed up to be closer to the sky.
>You shudder as a spider weaves its web erratically, a new phobia thanks to fighting the Vacuous one.
>As you'd found yourself growing accustomed to, you pull out the gnarled mask, and look down at the broken thing in your hands, imagining the beautiful, if mature face behind it
>Your heart and spirits lift, each time you look at the mask, and see the face behind it.
>Before you even realize it, some strange fate had guided your feet to the Grand Cathedral
>You see a familiar black figure, stalking along, preparing herself for a fight
>You break into a sprint, and tackle her before its too late, before she draws herself into a fight
>You don't even know why, but something urged you that if she went now, you'd eventually lose her forever.
>Part of it was selfishness. The mask would be useless to you if the owner of the face behind it were no longer alive
>The two of you roll and come to a stop, you atop her, your hands planted on the ground to either side of her head, her blade at your throat
>She gasps as her eyes widen, "Y-you!"
>"Don't go!"
>"W-what?"
>You calm yourself, and sit back, still pinning her, but allowing her to sit up. She looks into your eyes, asking herself if you'd finally gone mad.
>"Your mark. Let me take care of it. I don't want you hunting anymore. It isn't safe."
>"I-Isn't safe? Listen to yourself," Her gloved hand goes to your cheek, "Nothing is."
>"No, I know a place. The Oedon chapel, where we first met. It's safe. Stay there."
>"What's come over you?"
>You stare her dead in the eyes, "I don't want to lose you."
>"B-but the mark..."
>You take her hand, "I'll take care of it."

>> No.13479670

>>13479629
That's not what grimdark means, bruh.

>> No.13479671

>>13479653
The game she's from focuses on pain and mutilation, like Violated Hero.

>> No.13479672

>>13479644

That doesn't count. Felicia's already a monstergirl and everyone's already had the hots for her since we were kids.

>> No.13479673

>>13479631
Man, I wish our shrine maiden wasn't so chuuni...

>> No.13479675

>>13479653
Can you, like, read the thread? >>13479595 >>13479593

>> No.13479678

>>13479658
Is it Greentext? If it is it's because you don't need to carefully construct every little thing and get to write all the ideas in your head much faster. I know from experience.

>> No.13479683

>>13479672
I know! But still, I got no other favorites.

>had the hots for her since we were kids.
You know me too well.

>> No.13479684

>>13479672
Talk for yourself, Queen Bee and Morrigan were always the ones that gave me the hots.

>> No.13479685

>>13479668
Do it Anon, we can get someone else to handle the rest.

>>13479659
Are you me? I wanted that yesterday and still do.

>>13479678
Yeah, it's greentext and I can buy that.

>> No.13479686

>>13479629
Monsters are rapists and kidnappers
Anyone who sympathizes with someone who will beat you within an inch of your life and drag you off to her rape cave, or mindbreak you and get you addicted to her venom, etc deserves to be put to death

>> No.13479689
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>"THIS LACK OF MEAD IS UNBEARABLE!"

>> No.13479692

>>13479671
>The game she's from focuses on pain and mutilation
what
no it doesn't
at all
have you even played it

>> No.13479693

>>13479689
Oh, bother!

>> No.13479694

>>13479668
You just want to fuck that Salamander.

>> No.13479698

>>13479686
Well you'll find a lot of us here. considering most of us like monstergirls.

>> No.13479699

>>13479694
N-no I don't. I'm just keeping her out of trouble so things don't spontaneously combust.

>> No.13479701

>>13479692
>>13479593
Have you?

>> No.13479702

>>13479686
They don't beat you within in an inch of your life. What are you talking about?

>> No.13479703

>>13479689
Miss Grizzly please calm down! My boy's getting a mead barrel from the cellar!

>> No.13479704

>>13479698
Not all of them.

>> No.13479706

>>13479689
>you will never play dead in front of a Grizzly

http://pastebin.com/Pctt3kvN

>> No.13479707

>>13479658
Greentexting allows you to get the gist of the story out easier, it's also light hearted silliness to boot.

And now I want a cute zombie paladin.

>> No.13479709

>>13479701
Not biting the bait.

>> No.13479712

>>13479689
Delicious Grizzly, I can get you some mead if you want.

>> No.13479714

>>13479702
>world guide mentions many monsters practicing martial arts just to viciously beat down men and rape them

>> No.13479718

>>13479658
Greentext is a much easier and more entertaining medium to write out ideas.

>> No.13479720

>>13479707
>Casts Wrath of God
>TOOO WAAARM!

>> No.13479721

>>13479593
If it only causes him pain how does he stay hard

>> No.13479722

>>13479699
Don't you lie to me, Anon. I know all about your Salamander lust. "Keeping her out of trouble?" Hah!

Well I guess making her too bloated with babies to do much qualifies to some extent.

>> No.13479724

>>13479714
Yeah, and all the good arts are grappling based anyway. You don't need to give someone a concussion. Just get them in a compromising position then the rape begins.

This also doesn't take into account things like Demon Realm Silver.

>> No.13479725

>>13479709
>He made a valid point, it must be bait!
Sounds like the kind of response I'd get from someone here.

>> No.13479727

>>13479593
I'm interested
Tell me more

>> No.13479728

>>13479721
Part of the spell.

>> No.13479731

>>13479704
Well most mgs are actually really nice when you get to know them.

>> No.13479736

>>13479728
So do you have an image of this scene? Just curious.

>> No.13479737

>>13479689
>thought the puddle of honey at the bottom was dripping from her vag
>imaging a kinky anon covering his dick in honey before ramming it into his grizzly waifu
>he cums and pulls out leaving a sweet, shiny mixture of jizz and honey pouring out of her
>she gets on all fours and laps up the delicious mixture pooling on the floor
>finishes by cleaning his dick with her tongue because it would be unthinkable to waste even a single drop of anons sticky love juice

I wasn't very into Grizzly until now. Lots of interesting stuff to do with honey.

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13479740

Isn't the whole "MGE is grimdark and no-one is allowed to disagree with my interpretation!" bullshit the exact reason KC sent MGU that Cease and Desist?

Can't we just talk about cute wolfgirls and why we should be praising them?

>> No.13479741

>>13479727
You get raped to death and sacrificed to demon. By her. Other monsters also rape you to death. It's vanadis.

>> No.13479743

>>13479669
>She looks at you, and her blush spreads as her eyes soften. She gives a soft, quiet laugh, "Don't you ever listen to your elders? No matter. Fine. I'll leave this one to you." She hands you her badge, "I had a feeling this would be my last anyhow." She gives you a quick kiss, before sliding out from under you
>She begins to walk away, hips swinging seductively before turning back to you, grinning, "I'll be waiting~"
>...
>You swing the axe sharply down, flicking the gore off the blade.
>You didn't think that her badge was so heavy
>It makes you all the more happier she gave it to you, and no longer had the carry it herself
>You rush to the chapel, praying that she made it there safely
>When you get there's she's looking for you, anxiously
>You see her break into a grin when she sees you, and she brushes herself down, trying to make herself presentable, wearing not her black, blood-stained armor, but a simple dress and thick woolen cardigan, buttoned up under her modest bust, giving her the some semblance of cleavage
>"W-what do you think? You never...saw me in anything but armor, did you?"
>You pull her into a hug, and her arms wrap around you, as she buries her face into your chest
>"How did the hunt go?"
>"It was hard. I never realized... He didn't even turn into a beast 'till the very end."
>Her hand reaches up, to run its fingers through your hair, "I know. But you're here now. With me." She grins as she traces a finger down your own bloodstained armor, "Lets get this blood off you."

>You'll never

>> No.13479746

>>13479740
Ammy please adopt me. I also want Uncle Dante to teach me how to play the guitar!

>> No.13479749

>>13479724
Demon realm silver sure, but that won't change much when you're up against a monster that fights unarmed
And the world guide mentions that MANY monsters loathe causing their opponents serious harm and thus use demon realm silver, not all of them, which implies that at least some of them enjoy maiming people with "real" weapons.

>> No.13479752

>>13479740
Amaretsu-chan is too young to be a deity! She's too hot-headed!

>> No.13479753

>>13479736
I'm on my phone so no. You can find it on any booroo though. I don't remember the name of this game though. Maybe someone else can help you out.

>> No.13479757

>>13479737
Yeah, man. Bear girls are real nice.

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>>13479746
All are welcome to bask in Amaterasu's light, for she is the sun and the sun is a wondrous body, like a magnificent mother. Ah, if only I could be as gloriously incandescent!

>> No.13479759

>>13479741
>Other monsters also rape you to death.
Do they? I don't remember anything like that from the other games. Other than one or two bad ends in the first two.

>> No.13479763

>>13479728
But he'd still have to cum to get raped by death, right? Which wouldn't happen if there was nothing but pain.

>> No.13479765
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>>13479736
NSFW. This is all you get.

>> No.13479769

>>13479749
Or that they prefer hand-to-hand, and don't hold back, like an ogre.

>> No.13479771

>>13479769
I'm sure some Ogres dream of the day they find a man who's able to engage them in glorious fisticuffs as an equal opponent.

>> No.13479772

>>13479765
So is it that particular scene? Or another one?

>> No.13479773

>>13476322
I am twelve and wat is this?

>> No.13479774

>>13479718
>>13479707
Yeah that's what it feels like.
Anyways, night fro reals

>> No.13479775

>>13479645
Terrible. Still irrelevant to ass quality

>> No.13479777

>>13479758
Solaire of Astora is chasing the Sun, why is he chasing the Sun?
To praise the Sun. To embrace the Sun. To kiss the Sun. Solaire of Astora is searching for the Sun... because he is in love.

>> No.13479781

>>13479771
>Or that they prefer hand-to-hand, and don't hold back, like an ogre.
Hence why I said, beat you within an inch of your life and drag you to their rape cave. Then beat you within an inch of your life again every time they rape you.

>> No.13479782

>>13479749
That seems like quite a leap. In general the monstergirls in that setting don't seem the type to seriously maim humans. I can see some like ogres roughing up their partners but nowhere "within an inch of one's life" or maiming. If so, those monsters are bad apples like human murderers are.

>> No.13479783

>>13479759
>Other than one or two bad ends in the first two.
This is why I don't get why people are flipping their shit over it. Bad ends are generally characterized by being things you don't want to happen.

>> No.13479784

>>13479772
If that wasn't the scene, why would I post it?
Dude. Finding these CGs isn't very hard. Can't you put in like two minutes of effort?

>> No.13479785
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>>13479777
Funnily enough, that's not too far from the truth.
OLD ASS GREENTEXT INCOMING.
>>13479781
Why'd you respond to me but quote the other guy?

>> No.13479786

>>13479763
>He doesn't know men cum as an evolutionary safeguard when their bodies are in extreme pain, risk of death pain.

Anon, stop wasting my time. And I already told you, it's a spell, even when he cums in that scene, all he feels is pain.

>> No.13479791

>>13479759
Look them up.

>> No.13479792

>>13479786
>evolutionary safeguard
That's a myth.

>> No.13479794

>>13479763
Well, it's still a pleasurable kind of stimulation to his dick, even if he perceives it as pain due to magic.

>> No.13479795

>1300 posts to read
Did I miss anything interesting, or is it just shitposting again?

>> No.13479797

>>13479720
>not countering your waifu's self destructive spells

>> No.13479799

>>13479795
The latter

>> No.13479800

>>13479795
Just shitposting about Alps.

>> No.13479801

>>13479795
I had 1100+ when I came back and most of it was shitposting.

>> No.13479802

>>13479795
All shitposting. Skip it.

>> No.13479803

>>13479795
Vast majority of it is shitposting, skip to near the end.

>> No.13479804

>>13479795
I dunno, I woke up with 900 to read and just scrolled to the bottom. The daytime threads are rarely worth anything.

>> No.13479806

>>13479792
You gonna look up that shit and stop bothering me or what?

>> No.13479807

>>13479784
Are her other sex scenes less awful at least?

>> No.13479809

>>13479806
No

>> No.13479812

>>13479799
>>13479800
>>13479801
>>13479802
>>13479803
>>13479804
Thanks guys. No alp.

>> No.13479813

>>13479797
You've never played a vanadis game have you? Many times, even if you win, you get fucked up.

>> No.13479815

>>13479786
That doesn't seem like it makes much sense from an evolutionary stand-point.
The usual for some animals is to expel all bowel content to increase speed and motility in case of a fight or flight situation. Cumming fuck such reason doesn't make as much sense.

>> No.13479816
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13479816

Would you date a blind dark sorceress?

>> No.13479817

>>13479807
I was going to tell you how she doesn't have any, but then I realized you could find out for yourself if you bothered to use google.
>>13479812
Got a problem with Alps?

>> No.13479819

>>13479795
I think >>13477374 and >>13477363 were the only decent things from the entire afternoon/evening. The rest was just pretty much everyone being faggots.

>> No.13479820

>>13479813
Do you have any idea what you're talking about?

>> No.13479821

>>13479813
What?

>> No.13479824

>>13479817
>Got a problem with alps?

You really want to do this now?

>> No.13479825

>>13479816
Yes, what's the catch?
>>13479817
Nope, just saying I'm not alping for you guys.

>> No.13479826
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13479826

>>13479816
No, but I would put her in a bottle filled with milk.

>> No.13479827

>>13479817
Oh, so the blowjob and vaginal are just part of the same scene then.

>> No.13479829

>>13479813
Most vanadis games are vanilla as fuck, dude

>> No.13479830

>>13479816
Sure, why not.

>>13479819
There was also the lottery, though that's not much to look at when it isn't live.

>> No.13479831

>>13479829
That's what people think because they're not translated, so nobody has played one
They really aren't

>> No.13479832

>>13479826
This is horrifying.

>> No.13479839

>>13479821
Know futawolf? If you beat her the first time, she gets pumped up, and if you lose after that she rapes you with her dick. If you win again, she forces you to eat her cunt if I'm remembering the scene conditions right.

>> No.13479842

>>13479825
No catch.
She just has a nasty scar down her lower chest.
She is blind in sunlight, or bright light.
And she is a powerful dark sorceress.

>> No.13479843
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13479843

Vanadis, eh?
WINGJOB! WOO!

>> No.13479844

>>13479743
Old girls are best girls.

>> No.13479845

>>13479831
Not him. I'm currently going through Monmusu Gakuen with two routes left and so far it's vanilla as fuck.

>> No.13479847

>>13479839
>If you win two times against her, she forces you to eat her cunt
I know the title is Violated Hero, but come on.

>> No.13479848

>>13479839
Nobody was talking about VH here
VH is by Dieselmine, not Vanadis

>> No.13479849

>>13479839
>Futawolf
Wait, what? There's a futa-wolf in a Vanadis game?

Sure you're not confusing Vanadis with Violated Hero?

>> No.13479851

>>13479849
He's totally talking about VH.

>> No.13479852

>>13479845
Gakuen is vanilla, but that's the only one.
Play 2 and 4.

>> No.13479853

>>13479843
Hot, I didn't know I wanted this.

>> No.13479854

>>13479839
That isn't a vanadis game you dumbass

>> No.13479855

>>13479839
Man, what? What the fuck do either of your replies have to do with my post?

>> No.13479859

>>13479845
The majority of Vanadis games include a lot of bad ends with generally 1-2 good ends.
It can be very vanilla and lovely if you make the right choices. Make the wrong choices and you're gonna have a rough day.

>> No.13479861

>>13479829
Is vanadis not the publisher of violated hero? If so, I apologize, it's been a while.

>> No.13479863

>>13479843
Her face is saying 'what the fuck is wrong with this guy, is he actually enjoying this?'

>> No.13479864

>>13479853
She also blows fire on it. Nothing dangerous.

>> No.13479866

>>13479863
>>13479864
>Monster Girls getting creeped out by pervy humans
How often does this happen?

>> No.13479867

>>13479861
No, they aren't.

Dieselmine produces the VH series.
Vanadis is it's own, entirely different production company.

>>13479859
Isn't there an out-right NTR End in one of them?

>> No.13479869

>>13479843
So, she is literally WINGING it as she goes along?

>> No.13479870

>>13479861
No. I don't know how you got that, the art isn't even similar

>> No.13479871

>>13479854
Well excuuuse me princess.

>> No.13479877

>>13479859
What sorts of bad ends are we talking about here?

>> No.13479878

>>13479866
There was this doujin with monstergirls in it and a shota. In one of the chapter he grows a massive dick and the girls get scared of it.... There was also this thing of mistery eggs coming out of vaginas chapter.

>> No.13479879

>>13479869
Into the hobo pit you go, Charon.

>> No.13479880

>>13479871
Nigga you just went full retard
Thanks though, I needed a laugh after slogging through all that shitposting.

>> No.13479882
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13479882

Quick, save the thread with Mofu Mofu!

>> No.13479884

>>13479847
Well that's how it is.

>>13479849
I was.

>> No.13479885

>>13479859
Not really vanilla even then, the sex scenes tend to be very fetishy and weird

>> No.13479887

>>13479878
Was that the Journey To The West H-version doujin? I read that shit years ago, almost forgot it existed

>> No.13479890

>>13479877
PC death, heroine death, heroine rape, emotionally charged separations through miscellaneous circumstances, light NTR (You have to more or less choose that end, it'd be hard to randomly end up there), etc. Mostly standard stuff.

>> No.13479891

>>13479887
Secret Journey? I can tell you that nothing like that happened in that story.

Since I've read it like 20 times.

>> No.13479894

>>13479890
>Heroine Rape
>Emotionally blah blah
>Spoiler
Explain further?

>> No.13479895

>>13479855
Are you >>13479797

>> No.13479897

>>13479891
Oh. Well what was it then?
I-I need to know for reasons.

>> No.13479898

>>13479895
Yes.

>> No.13479899

If you have a dragon wife, and she loves to take you flying with her, and wants to have sex while airborne ,


does it mean you
Literally get a flying fuck?

>> No.13479901

>>13479899
Yes, but it's scary and I don't like it.

>> No.13479903

>>13479882
Hot, would take all her holes with two buddies.

>> No.13479905

>>13479890
So the Mermaid one is the only one that's really cruel about its bad ends?

>> No.13479906
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>>13479882

>Not know what the hell "mofu mofu" means for a while.
>Google it.
"Ahh...it's the Japanese onomatopoeia for fluffy noises."
>Gimme some mofu mofu.

>> No.13479907

>>13479898
Then that was the point, being a PC in VH is suffering. Mostly.

>> No.13479910

>>13479897
Dunno, I just know it wasn't in Secret Journey.

>>13479899
Sounds awesome.

>> No.13479913

>>13479887
>>13479897
Gimme a while

>> No.13479914

>>13479907
But my post had nothing to do with VH. How did you go off on that tangent?

>> No.13479916

>>13479906
Next you'll tell me you don't know what Wan-Wan is.

>> No.13479917

Why do Vanadis games feature so much gay anal and sounding and other weird shit?

>> No.13479919

>>13479917
Because Bubuzuke likes it

>> No.13479921

>>13479901
I have a weird fetish where I want to be gently cuddlefucked while terrified.

Maybe by a monster that doesn't speak my language and I think she's planning to eat me or something.

Or maybe I have a loving monster waifu and I come down with a bad case of amnesia(lol). I forget all about her and monsters and am afraid of her because of her appearance. She decides sexy times will help me get my memories back and etc.

>> No.13479922

>>13479917
But there isn't any gay anal sounding, it's all girls and guys.

>> No.13479925
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13479925

OK guys
Its again that time!

Monthly top 5 MGs listings

List off your top 5 favorite MGs (if you have that many)
Has your wiafu, or list changed since last month?

>> No.13479927

>>13479921
>hubby doesn't remember me?
>sex solves everything!
I bet she's a Wurm.

>> No.13479929

>>13479916

I know that one! Their version of dogs barking! Polt and Hellhounds deserve love.

>> No.13479930

>>13479922
There's at least 2 or 3 scenes in every game where the MC takes it up the ass

>> No.13479933

>>13479917
You'll have to get used to the fact that very few Japanese MG artists and writers are vanilla. Not even KC.

>> No.13479934

>>13479930
I didn't say there wasn't, I said it's all guys and girls, meaning it's by definition not gay. Do you even know what that word means?

>> No.13479938
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13479938

>>13479925
Vampire
Dhampir
Wight
Dullahan
Elf

>> No.13479942

>>13479925
Vixen (wife)
Dragon (western)
Ryuu
Shirohebi
Dark Elf

No change.

>> No.13479943

>>13479925
>Crow Tengu
>Gazer/Cyclops
>Lich
>Big strong girls
>Lamia

>> No.13479944

>>13479925
1. Anubis
2. Dragon
3. Kakuen
4. Manticore
5. P'Orc

>> No.13479945

>>13479925
Dragon, Dark Elf, Arachnid, Alp, Jinko when and if available. Not really different, I think.

>> No.13479950

>>13479927
I think a lot of monsters would default to that. Though it's actually reasonable in this case, since returning to your normal routine helps memories recover in head-trauma cases. Something that causes a lot of sensory input like sex would be especially effective.

>> No.13479953

>>13479894
>Spoiler
The NTR isn't an over the top type scenario. "Over the top" to me is a scene where the heroine is ahegoing as some dude pumps her full of cum while MC watches tied up to a chair with his baby dick.
It's definitely still NTR but it's pretty light when you compare it to the above situations. And like I said, the option for that end isn't available unless you make a specific set of choices so I doubt anyone would ever randomly stumble upon that end.

>Emotionally blah blah
For whatever the reason might be, you don't end up with your waifu. Ex: MC/heroine leaves for X reason, MC/heroine is troubled by something and can't come to terms with his/her feelings for MC/heroine, etc.

>Heroine Rape
Heroine gets raped, pretty simple. And not an NTR scenario where she likes it, genuine tears rape.

>> No.13479954

>>13479914
Just forget it.

>> No.13479955

>>13479897
Here you go my man. http://exhentai.org/g/805771/dfa378cac9/

>> No.13479956

>>13479917
>>13479934
Abort.

>> No.13479959

>>13479925
Pharaoh (Waifu)
Apophis
Hellhound
Oni
Jinko

>> No.13479960

>>13479925
Lich, Yeti, Ghoul, Zombie, Grizzly. The last one kicked doppel off. I still really like doppelgangers, but I like the other more now.

>> No.13479962

>>13479925
1.Eekeek
2.Nyan nyan
3.Mofu mofu
4.Wanwan
5.Whatever the sound for an echidna in labor is

Echidna came back up to #5, about it.

>> No.13479964

>>13479954
Whatever then.

>> No.13479965

>>13479925
Nightmares are cuddly, Dragons and Wyverns both sexy as fuck, Liches and Mantids are best kuuderes, Dark Angels are wonderful design-wise...

And Anubis is still my waifu and a best.

>> No.13479966

>>13479917

Honestly, it's about domination, which is a common theme with monstergirls. Monstergirls are supposed to be more powerful than us humans. Dieselmine has simply decided to take a few extra steps and included anal rape and sounding so that the message gets across that the monstergirl is in charge.

>> No.13479967

>>13479933
At least MGE is super vanilla as long as you stay away from places like wonderland

>> No.13479972

>>13479956
Fiiiine.

>> No.13479973

>>13479962
I love me some eek eek.

http://i.imgur.com/K6x8geb.jpg

>> No.13479974

>>13479925
Dragon
Salamander
Kitsune
Houri
Lizardman

>> No.13479977

>>13479966
Why the fuck are you still going on about Violated Hero when people are discussing Vanadis
Vanadis games just have a lot of forced feeling fetish scenes

>> No.13479978

>>13479955
Thank you kind Anon

>> No.13479980

>>13479953
>Spoiler explanation
Yes, I kind of figured all that, which is why I'm left curious as to the actual context of it.

Like, what, the MC feels undeserving and deliberately pushes her towards another guy or something?

>> No.13479984

>>13479973
Can never get enough eek eek. You have fine taste.

>> No.13479988

>>13479977
I stopped, this is someone else.

>> No.13479992 [DELETED] 

>>13479955
That's a good one, thanks.>>13479960

>> No.13479993

>>13479925
Ushi-Oni
Kitsune
Hellhound
Arachne
Anubis

>> No.13479994

>>13479977
>Forced
You say forced, I say glorious.
Nectar-soaked flower fuck? Great.
Full use of a lamia's long tail and tongue? Great.
That Dark Fairy's hands? Great.
Disassembled Doll Job? Great.
Dragon Wing and Torch Job? Fan-fucking-tastic.
I could go on, but you get the point. Vanadis is exactly my kinda lewds.

>> No.13479997

>>13479980
How dumb.

>> No.13480001

>>13479962
5: THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!!!!

>> No.13480004

>>13479994
I can't find any of that stuff erotic, personally

>> No.13480007

>>13479977

Sorry, not the same Anon apparently, I was just responding to >>13479917 and assumed they were referencing the Violated Hero series. Monstergirls being taken into consideration and all.

I'm not familiar with Vanadis's other works, but I know they don't shy away from, what others would not particularly enjoy.

>> No.13480008
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13480008

Imagine a lizardgirl on the internet

>browsing 4chins
>someone says her favorite game is shit
>her reply is incredibly buttblasted
>looks like navy seals or internet tough guy pasta
>an anon replies with *unzips katana* tier shitposting
>she replies with her own *roleplaying* and seriously starts getting into it
>gets *sliced in half* after he *teleported* behind her
>she's blushing like crazy now
>thinks she's got herself a husbando
>gives out her address
>but she gets no husbando
>instead, a lot of anons dox her and get a bunch of pizzas sent to her house

>> No.13480009

>>13479925
1. Cyclops
2. Kitsune (new)
3. Mad Hatter
4. Vampire
5. Kikimora

>> No.13480010

>>13479997
>>13480001
No traffic at all on /jp, yet we never get the gets
suspicious?

>> No.13480011

>>13480004
So other people aren't allowed to either, right?

>> No.13480014

>>13479988
You created a new meme, Anon. Now whenever someone talks about vanadis somebody will start talking about VH like it's the same thing.

>> No.13480016

>>13479925
Wight
Lich
Ghoul
Zombie
Arachne
Nope.

>> No.13480017

>>13480007
>and assumed they were referencing the Violated Hero series
How can you assume that when he directly referred to Vanadis?
>Vanadis' other works
Wait, what?

>> No.13480019

>>13480007
>I was just responding to >>13479917 and assumed they were referencing the Violated Hero series.
>Assumed they were talking about one thing
>When their post explicitly mentions that they're talking about another thing
Anon, you're either blind, dumb, or both.

>> No.13480021

>>13480011
No, you can like it all you want. Stop being so fucking sensitive you alp

>> No.13480023

>>13480008
>That leotard

I'll be her husband and plow her every day. 365 motherfucker.

>> No.13480024

>>13479994
You are everything wrong with monster girls
I am glad Vanadis is dead

>> No.13480025

>>13480010
Coincidence. We get them some times

>> No.13480026
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>>13480021
Not sure if Creeper-kun, or just calling me a faggot.

>> No.13480028

>>13480008
I wish she didn't have those ugly lizard hands/feet
dat leotard tho

>> No.13480030

>>13480017
>>13480019

Easily explained! I'm drunk!

Let me know if I can contribute to conversation in some other way!

>> No.13480031

>>13480024
>Likes sex with Monster Girls
>"You're everything wrong with monster girls"
Kay.

>> No.13480032

>>13480024
God forbid people want sex with non-human entities to have an inhuman element.

>> No.13480033

>>13480030
Go squat in the corner and smoke until your head clears.

>> No.13480035

>>13480008
That made me sad
I did laugh though

>> No.13480038

>>13480031
Those things you listed aren't sex, they're idiotic

>> No.13480041

>>13480038
>Unique sexual foreplay exploiting a Monster Girl's unique anatomy
>Idiotic
Why are you even here?

>> No.13480042

>>13480038
Guess what? Other people like things you don't, and there's not a goddamn thing you can do about it. Go fly a kite, kid.

>> No.13480043

>>13480026
Both

>> No.13480045
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13480045

>>13480033

>Go squat.

Hey now, I'm not a Slav. Here's some Frosted Rapes.

>> No.13480046

If you were to be fatally wounded in MGU, would you allow your waifu to permanently link her life force with yours? It would save your life, but from then on you would feel everything she feels, and always feel like your body is just slightly off (i.e. if your waifu is a lamia, your legs will feel unnatural). These same things are also true for your waifu. It may lead to greater intimacy, or it may cause problems for you both, but either way it can never be reversed.

>> No.13480048

>>13480028
I wish you didn't have your ugly hands/feet.

>> No.13480051

>>13480032
That's not the problem
It's Vanadis's lack of creativity
"Pick monster part, put on penis/inside ass/inside urethra" does not a good sex scene make

>> No.13480052

>>13480038

Blowjobs and paizuri aren't either you boring pedantic shitter.

>> No.13480054

>>13480043
Y-you too.

>> No.13480055

>>13480046
>Feeling my own dick inside me

No.

>> No.13480057

>>13479980
It's been awhile but if I recall it was something like
>mermaids have magic power because they're super pure
>if you take their virginity before marriage they lose their power
>MC isn't totally committed to the idea of marriage and wants to wait
>what people don't know is as mermaids increase in age, their lust increases in order to make desire to marry stronger
>mermaid wants the dick hard but mc says no because he's a beta faggot in this route
>mermaid ends up fucking some other guy because she's in hardcore heat
>her and ntr dude are now bound magically and she can only be sexuall satsified by him
>she still loves mc and accepts his eventual marriage proposal while getting railed behind the scenes

>> No.13480058

>>13480046
>fatally wounded in MGU

By what? The few remaining users angrily posting at me?

>> No.13480060

>>13480046
I wouldn't feel that different. Just more narcissistic than usual. And play with the snake pet more.

>> No.13480062

>>13480057
That...is actually some pretty bad NTR.

Why is it always the mermaids involved in shit like this?

>> No.13480063

>>13480057
Betamax tm.

>> No.13480065

>>13480057
Oh forgot this line:
>the whole "you'll lose your magic if you have sex before marriage" thing was some false wives tale
then continue with the magially bound bit

>> No.13480066

>>13480051
Seriously, I think you're continuing to confuse games and producers.

>> No.13480068

>>13480058
Yes. You say something pro-Monster and they simultaneously squeal so loud that the sound travels to your ears and ruptures the blood vessels in your brain.

>> No.13480070

>>13480051
You do have a point

>>13480052
Blowjobs I get but I've never understood paizuri
I mean how sensitive would your dick need to be to not get bored with that?
I prefer boobs where they belong; in my mouth

>> No.13480071

>>13480046
Sure. I might feel awkward using my hands and I would have to remind myself not to fly, but it's better then dying .

>> No.13480073

>>13480065
Hahaha. Wow, that sucks.

>> No.13480075

>>13480070
It's a caveman thing. That's what I like to call it. Boobs make the dick hard so you fuck the boobs.

>> No.13480076

>>13480008
That's both funny and sad.
But they are still not bonnet-tippers like the thread says.

>> No.13480079

>>13480068
I laughed, thanks anon.

>> No.13480082

>>13480076
Right
Amazons are

>> No.13480086

>>13480065
Wow. So he got NTR'd because he got cold feet over a myth? Pathetic.

And I know that you called this "Light NTR", when compared to the "Raped and mind-broken while limp-dick watches from the corner", but I honestly think what you described is worse than that. Since while that whole typical NTR fapfiction scenario is almost always laughably absurd, this actually sounds like a conceivable situation that could legit happen to some poor sap. Makes it all the worse in my opinion.

At least, like you said, it's a hard route to get, with having to be a beta faggot who keeps rejecting her advances and such.

>> No.13480095

>>13480066
No I'm not
Look at their Alraune VN
I wouldn't mind two or three "weirder" scenes but that game is like 70% flowerjobs and vines
And I think the scylla in the third game has ONE scene out of a shit-ton that doesn't involve tentacles on your dick or in your ass

>> No.13480098

>>13480008
Thinking about it now. Would Monstergirls using the internet be a good thing?


Imagine what they would do to 4chan

>shitposts similar to the ones fujos and homos make increase a thousandfold
>every board becomes /soc/ tier (except people actually get laid)
>camwhoring too
>lewd ERPing everywhere

>> No.13480101

>>13480095
Use what ya got I say.

It'd be weirder if they kept them away from you as though your body was magnetized to push them away.

But whatever, I like that stuff, you don't, to each their own, leave it at that.

>> No.13480102

>>13480075
You've made my morning, man.

>> No.13480103

<Nekkid fox woman with a nekkid Shirohebi, standing next to a nekkid Ryuu and a nude dragon. jpg>

Who would you pic?

>> No.13480105

>>13480082
Anon, please

>> No.13480108

>>13480098
Since it's actual girls, I say it's an improvement.

>> No.13480114

>>13480105
It fits. They protect human boys by recusing them from the evils of society and giving them a nice home.

>> No.13480118

>>13480095
I understand what you're saying. I like vaginal. Other stuff is fine for variety's sake but vanadis doesn't do nearly enough vaginal.

>> No.13480120

>>13480103
Dragon.

Dragon all the way.

>> No.13480122

>>13480098
'tits or GTFO' would actually net results most of the time.

>> No.13480123

>>13480105
>>13480082

I'd accept this new threadcanon if we can forget about that shitty abusive one. Almost anything is better than.

>> No.13480128

>>13480098
>More than half are gazers
>It becomes an insult in internet slang

>> No.13480129

>>13480114
But they occasionally ride their husbands ragged in public.

>> No.13480130

>>13479765
Shame.
http://exhentai.org/s/aa1410badd/606998-287
She has a fucking awesome body. Kinda sucks to know she's actually inflicting hellish torture on him.

>> No.13480135

>>13480114
Lies meant to deceive you.gif

>> No.13480138

>>13480129
To show how much they love them to the other amazons.

>> No.13480145

>>13480123
It makes perfect sense to me. Far less of a stretch than Lizards being the SJWs

I mean Amazons' whole thing is reversed gender roles. They would have to have whiteknights too

>> No.13480146

>>13480129
>Occasionally

That us what they do, to assert their ownership of them. Amazon's a shit.

>> No.13480149

>>13480101
I don't MIND that sort of stuff normally
But there's just way too much of it in Vanadis games
The h-scenes just feel like a producer going down a list of fetishes rather than something natural that fits the situation and that people would actually fucking do

>> No.13480150

>>13480129
It's a ritual cultural thing. Probably won't just do it for anyone, anywhere. Mainly other amazons. Possibly if some skank tries to steal you away.

>> No.13480152

>>13480130
I have no problem ignoring that and focusing on dat ass

>> No.13480155

>>13480146
Amazons a love.

>> No.13480156

>>13480146
>Not enjoying the carefree nature of outdoor tribal sex

You're a shit.

>> No.13480157

>>13480145
Lizardas do behave like warriors while Amazons raid and pillage like barbarians, so what the hell are you on about.

>> No.13480158

I want to be a farmhand on a Monster Girl farm!

How long will I last?!

>> No.13480160

>>13480150
>Amazon gets jealous
>time for exhibitionist sex!

I'm okay with this.

>> No.13480161

>>13480155
You really need to stop shilling.

>> No.13480163

>>13480157
That doesn't mean anything in monster terms. Their main fighting force is literally there to rape the men they capture.

>> No.13480166

>>13480156
>Being a bitch

No thank you.

>> No.13480167

>>13480160
>"This is MY man! There are many like him! But this one is MINE!"
>She stares down the girl who hit on you while riding your cock.

>> No.13480168

>>13480158
Depends on how long you can resist touching the cows. Or the sheep, or the Shepard dog, or pretty much anything.

>> No.13480169

>>13480158
>How long will I last?!
What do you mean? Do you plan on gnawing of your dick off like a trapped coyote?

>> No.13480172

>>13480157
>raid and pillage like barbarians
Just like the Swedes used to
Oh wait

>> No.13480174

>>13480160
I don't care for amazons, but that sounds alright to me. Public sex too good.

>> No.13480175

>>13480161
Back to /v/ with you and your ebin memes.

>> No.13480176

>>13480166
>being concerned over that in this kind of monstergirl setting

This is splitting hairs for all but a few monsters. There is no reason to pick on Amazons when Lamias and Succubi do nearly the same thing.

>> No.13480178

>>13480168
What about the delinquent fox girls who hang around the chicken shed?

>> No.13480180

>>13480163
So they're bitch rapists from hell, yes. Your point?

>> No.13480184

>>13480130
>Kinda sucks to know she's actually inflicting hellish torture on him.
You kidding me? That's ridiculously hot

>> No.13480189

>>13480175
How long have you been pushing "noble Amazons?" You ARE shilling.

>> No.13480190

If a tiger girl still has a human face, but the rest of her body is mostly covered in fur, does that make her too dangerously cheesy?

http://exhentai.org/s/c50ee9b400/813594-25

>> No.13480192 [DELETED] 

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Look I am spamming pics in the thread!!!

>> No.13480193

>>13480190
Yes

>> No.13480195

>>13480149
Eh, maybe. But then, it's hard to gauge "natural that fits the situation and that people would actually fucking do" within the context of Monster Girls.

And even still, I'd rather see these things made use of than have them just hanging off to the side like pointless decorations rather than part of the body being interacted with.

>> No.13480196

>you will never marry miia
>you will never make a nice dinner for the both of you
>she will never gush over your cooking skills
>you'll never snuggle up in her coils afterwards to watch snakes on a train
>she will never play with your hair and blow softly into your ear while giving you a full body hug
>she'll never comment on how warm you are and snuggle in closer
>you'll never take it to the bedroom for a full night of slow and steady cuddle sex
>you'll never fall asleep in each others arms
>you'll never hear her whisper "I love you anon" in the last seconds before you drift off

>> No.13480198

>>13480178
Are those dang foxes bothering the chickens again?! I'm gonna go give them a spanking they ought not to forget! Where's my paddle?!

>> No.13480199

>>13480176
Succubi seduce. Lamias... I actually don't remember vanilla Lamia's profile, other that they'll kill your ass if you cheat.

>> No.13480200

>>13480189
Or maybe because they and a few others actually like the monstergirl and think turning them into straw villains is equally as forced?


>>13480180
Is there any hour of the day where someone won't shitpost about the nature of MGE?

>> No.13480201

>>13480098
>Big Alpha girls making fun of the saying, saying that they don't even rape
>Monstergirls convincing boys to do lewd things on camera as they save videos to upload later.
>Cheshire cats and imps trolling multiple sites at once.

>> No.13480203

>>13480190
Human face and humanoid(ish) body is all I care about
This is fine for me

>> No.13480207

>>13480196
>Wanting to marry a girl desperate enough to stick around in a harem-situation with a wishy-washy, indecisive guy

>> No.13480208

>>13480176
>This kind
>MGE is hardcore Femdom always

I don't think so Adam.

>> No.13480210

>>13480190
At least she has a human face, but the rest being covered in fur is definitely a turnoff for me.

>> No.13480211

>>13480199
He really needs to update it

>> No.13480212

>>13480195
>pointless decorations
But they're not pointless at all
Can you not appreciate a part of a girl's body unless you're fucking grinding your dick against it? Without those parts she wouldn't be a monster girl. Do you not think they contribute anything to her appearance, and make her more attractive and desirable? It's not like anyone is condemning lamias wrapping you up or anything like that.

>> No.13480213

>>13480207
The one flaw women have that's actually worse in 2D is shit taste in men.

>> No.13480217

>>13480210
I wish MGE had a "classic" catgirl without paws or fur on her body (other than the ears and tail)

>> No.13480219

>>13480200
>Straw villains
>They raid villages and make men into throphies, raping them publically to assert their ownership of them
>Noble

This fucking guy.

>> No.13480222

>>13480217
There are billions of those though

>> No.13480223

>>13480208

Terrible reading comprehension

>When they find a human man, they follow their instincts, aggressively assaulting him, and knocking him down in an attempt to initiate intercourse.


So the default in MGE is some kind of rape. It always has been.

Amazon is not hardcore femdom >>13476243


You're thinking of Dark Elves. Which makes posters like you all the more annoying. You have a hardcore femdom monstergirl to pick on. Dark Elves.

>> No.13480230

>>13480213
I'd rather have miia fall for someone whos a decent person like darling than your typical chad

>> No.13480231

>>13480217
I don't. There are metric fucktonns of catgirls like that already.

>> No.13480232

>>13480057
>The girl you love will never be satisfied with you, and fucks another man
>The guy you love can never satisfy you, so you have to fuck another man
>The girl you fuck and are spiritually bonded to will never love you

jesus christ, why don't they all just kill themselves.

>> No.13480233

>>13480207
>Being forced all of sudden to marry one of six clingy girls he has spend less than half a year knowing and that constantly put him on the verge of death.
>Indecisive

>> No.13480234

>>13480198
>"Tch... What are you gonna do about it? Farmboy? Run off back to your boss before we pound you."

>> No.13480238

>>13480219
Only point against them is the public thing. Everything else is pretty much a given for many monsters in this setting. Especially the raping part. If you were being a paladinfag you'd have a point. Otherwise see >>13476243 (You)

>> No.13480240

>>13480167
Sounds hot. Kinda bothersome if she's the jealous type though.

>> No.13480241

>>13480232
Don't think about it too hard, man, it's NTR
It's not meant for logic

>> No.13480242

>>13480212
Okay, maybe not pointless, but still, my point is that if you're in the middle of sex with them, I'd rather interact with their entire body than just lean back and look. Maybe not always grinding my dick against everything, but caressing, touching, interacting, something! Maybe Vanadis does try to stuff in too much or whatever, but personally, I still like the effort.

>It's not like anyone is condemning lamias wrapping you up or anything like that.
Given that is one example of something that goes on in these games...kinda.

>> No.13480245

>>13480234
These foxes underestimate my farmboy muscles and how sturdy this paddle is.

>> No.13480246

>>13480223
Not all monsters rape and the guide says ther are quite adept at seduction, profiles are what sell "all rape all the time" but I'm not buying your product.

>> No.13480250

>>13480246
You don't have to. But it's stupid to hold it against them when it's such a prevalent thing throughout many monsters.Even some popular ones. It looks really selective in a shitposty kind of way.

>> No.13480252

I hate when the threads get to be this size
It makes posting on my phone from work really hard with how long it takes to load the thread, other imageboards have a "load last 50 replies" button, why don't we

>> No.13480253

>>13480217
Here's my headcanon. Cat Girls can be born with a variety of traits, ranging from just ears and tail, to big fluffy paws. And all the way down to Cait Sith...

I only headcanon this because I want to write a story with a cat girl Dragoon and the paws aren't exactly conducive to holding a spear or wearing armor.
Though I could just go with magic armor that somehow compresses the paws comfortably, but...that just seems silly.

>> No.13480256

>>13480238
You keep linking to that post. Men are property to Amazon's, so please stop, the public sex is not the issue, is it's purpose.

>> No.13480258

>>13480245
And you underestimate the endurance of their firm yet supple, bouncy fox asses.

Farmboy or kitsunes WHO. IS. DEADLIEST.

>> No.13480260

>>13480250
If it makes you feel any better, I hate other asshole monsters. But never will I not call you out on chilvarous Amazon's because it's plain bullshit.

>> No.13480261

>>13480252
Because /jp/ is one of the garbage dumps of 4chan, and the admins could not care less about it as a whole.
Besides, we're probably the only thread on this entire board that posts long past the bump limit.

>> No.13480262

>>13480233
Normally I'd say you have a point, if not that Darling takes the time to know each of them quite well, has never held his constant near-death experiences against them, and in a recent chapter even admitted that he was just being indecisive.

Really, like >>13480230 said, he's a great guy, it's easy to see why these girls like him. But really, you'd think some of them would get sick of the whole harem shtick at some point or another.

But no, Miia's got First-Girl dibs and is clingy as fuck, Cerea was culturally raped and sticks around because "Muh Master", Mero's fixated on tragedy anyway, and Rachnee doesn't trust any other human.

>> No.13480263

>>13480253
You're writing about a catgirl riding a dragon.
We're way past silly.

>> No.13480266

>>13480232
>>13480241
It's called a Bad End for a reason.

>> No.13480267

>>13480252
We're at nearly 3k replies and capped images awhile ago so it won't be too long before we move onto a new thread.

>> No.13480268

>>13480253

I don't understand, Anon. Could your clarify? By cat-girl dragoon do you mean she wouldn't have front paws? Or would her front paws simply be useless?

>> No.13480270

>>13480256
>When a new married couple is formed, this is always accompanied with a celebratory feast and the wife will continuously ravish her husband

Doesn't seem like it to me. Just sounds like role reversal stuff. KC isn't shy about using the word slaves or food. But I don't see it here.
>>13480260
I'm a different poster who came here just a day ago. And no. They're not asshole monsters as far as the setting goes. I actually read the profile. There's nothing to suggest you're worse off than with a lamia like Ogres or Dark Elves.

>> No.13480273

>>13480242
>but caressing, touching, interacting, something
Those are all great.
I just hate how the monster features are the focus of the sex in so many cases, and how little relatively normal sex there is. In Sirene (centaur)'s blowjob scene, the MC plays with her ears while she does it, and that was really cute. But then there's stuff like her hoofjob scene which was just plain dumb.
Gakuen was a lot less bad about this than the others, I admit. Mostly because it had to share its scenes across like 8 girls instead of having 20 scenes for 1 or 2 girls.

>> No.13480275

>>13480268
I'm saying it'd be hard to wear armor or hold a spear with BIG FLUFFY PAWS.

>> No.13480278

Seduce me anon. Fill my ears with words of love and affection.
Give me some of that sweet Ara Ara~~

>> No.13480284

>>13480270
>who came here just a day ago
>shitting up the thread in an autistic argument that has been acted out hundreds of times
>on his second fucking day
Please leave, we're better off without you.

>> No.13480286

>>13480284
Nah. It sounds like a balance of opinions would be good for the thread. Sorry to shake the hugbox.

>> No.13480287

>>13480266
It's salvageable, I guess. The guy who gets to fuck her should tell her to get over the little bitch who wouldn't in the first place, and push that guy out of her life. For better or worse she's his wife now and no good husband will see his wife unhappy, as any love triangle is bound to do. Once the other guy is gone she can learn to love him instead, they have the rest of their lives together, and the guy who fucks off can learn to get over her and move on with his life, learning how to make a move when a move is needed instead of waiting for her to fuck another guy.

Sure it will never be the same, but the mermaid and the dude can learn to love eachother, and the other fag can move on.

>> No.13480289

>>13480270
>I've actually read the profile

So have I, the only reason I can think of you defending it is you being a sub. You keep saying "the setting" guess what, men there aren't happy with this.

>> No.13480297

>>13480286
>good for the thread
>shitstorms
>good for the thread
You really don't know what you're talking about, and should really stop posting, you're the reason the thread is shit right now.

>> No.13480301

>>13480278
OH YES, I'M GONNA FUCK YOU, YOU DIRTY LITTLE ALP, I'M GONNA STICK MY THROBBING ERECT COCK INTO YOU TIGHT LITTLE ALP PUSSY, AND YOUR GONNA BE LIKE OH, OH, OH, AND GONNA BE LIKE YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. I'M GONNA FUCKING DO IT ALP, I'M ABOUT TO SPRAY MY SPIRIT ENERGY INSIDE YOU

>> No.13480303

>>13480275

Well I suppose armor could be worked around. Then the main attack would have to be putting those claws to work. Some fierce scratching/slashing.

>> No.13480304

>>13480289
Wrong. You'd have an argument if KC didn't make every monstergirl a good end for the dude. Spells it out ad naseum in his setting stuff.

>> No.13480309

>>13480273
Like, if I don't want a lamia to wind her tail around my dick and stick the tip down my peehole, or fuck my ass with it, does that mean I don't like her tail and don't want to interact with it?

>> No.13480310

>>13480287
It would be in everyone's best interests.

Though the way the guy described it originally, makes it sound as though the two guys aren't aware of each other. She's fucking one guy behind her husband's back, while having an emotional connection with a husband behind her lover's back.

It's pretty bad for everyone involved.

>> No.13480314

>>13480297
>shitstorms
>over this

You might be using that word a little too liberally or a single poster might not be the real issue with these threads. Just saying.

>> No.13480315

>>13480304
>Ogre
>Matango

>> No.13480316

>>13480301
I have to wonder if Alp ever skims the thread and sees stuff like this in the wrong way.

>> No.13480318

>>13480303
I suppose. But really, that's not terribly practical from a Dragon's back.

>> No.13480320

>>13480287
Or maybe she could explain her thoughts to her actual love, instead of whoring it up like a brainless slut. I mean, it's just a thought. If he is still that way after she talks to him about her needs, then yeah, she should find someone else and break it off with him, but jumping straight to cheating just goes to show how little she can think.

>> No.13480321

>>13480309
>doesn't want lamia tail up his ass
Are you gay or something

>> No.13480325

>>13480315
Yep he even covers those. People call his setting a hugbox for a reason here. Don't make me spoonfeed you.

>> No.13480330

>>13480316
I don't think there's a way to see stuff like that in a right way

>> No.13480332

>>13480287
I don't think that would ever happen
>MC was finally convinced to marry mermaid-san because he saw another couple's mermaid daughter
>story made it out like he had some epiphany and decided he would marry so he and mermaid could make a baby
>of course, with mermaid being bound to the other guys dick MC can't impregnate her
>mermaid knows this and doesn't want to lose MC so she keeps quiet
Doesn't say if she ever has a baby but I figured it was implied.

I left that bit out because it didn't have anything to do with why the NTR happened but I'm sure knowing this nice detail will soothe your soul anon.

>>13480310
NTR guy is aware but they lust for each other so he doesn't care. Not a whole lot of details are given about him.

>> No.13480333

>>13480304
>KC
>Mr. Fuck you until you like it
>MAMONO MANA

Haa, nah. Gonna have to do better than that.

>Matango
Beelzebub
>Ogre
>Sabbath
>Ushi oni
>Manticore
>Kunoichi
>Ogres
>Shirohebi

Too name a few, good ends. Ha.

>> No.13480338

>>13480321
:^) :^) :^)
epic!

>> No.13480341

>>13480057
You mentioned it's hard to end up with this route but now I imagine it's quite a virtuous trap for die-hard romanticists and idealists who're into bestest ends. They taunt those players with the prospect of killing mermaid's magic power if they accept her advances, making them think they're up for some awesome ending with honeymoon sex for all the waiting... then suddenly give then that.

>> No.13480342

>>13480330
Fair enough.

>> No.13480344

>>13480258
>"Ha! Look at those overalls he's wearing, what a redneck!"
>"I bet he's about as smart as an ox."
>"He's sure as strong as one though... With great, big muscles like that..."
>"Mmm... What if he's as hung as an ox?~"
>Foxes start to laugh.
>Farmboy blushes and goes back to moving hay.

Damn foxes, corrupting an innocent farmhand like that.

>> No.13480345

>>13480321
Stop chumming the fucking waters already.

>inb4 it's a joke

>> No.13480346

>>13480332
>NTR guy is aware but they lust for each other so he doesn't care.
Ah, alright.

Well, still a bum deal for all those involved, but even more so for the MC in that case.

Yeah, this is a pretty damn harsh NTR route. Glad it's hard to get.
Why the fuck would anyone continually reject the lovely mermaid to get such a path? It's idiotic.

>> No.13480350

>>13480325
How is Matango in any way a good end?

>> No.13480351

>>13480346
>>13480341
Well, I guess that answers that question.

>> No.13480352

>>13480333
They are good ends though, because of love hentai logic and MAMONO MANA. That's exactly my point.

None of the monstergirls really have a bite becuase of Mr.Fuck You Until You Like it. Even Ogres punches aren't truly painful according to him. You can't get more softy than that. He even says the more sadistic ones still dote on you like a waifu.

You literally can't fuck up in his setting unless the Order is around.

>> No.13480354

>>13480346
>Why the fuck would anyone continually reject the lovely mermaid to get such a path?
There's a brutal war raging between humans and monsters, the MC is a deserting soldier, the mermaid is actually the evil butterfly bitch's foster daughter, and she's keeping her inside her mansion to keep her safe from humans, romancing her would make you EVERYONE's enemy, you need some time to prepare for that

>> No.13480361

>>13480345
It's not a joke, have you ever cum with something massaging your prostate?
Nothing like it

>> No.13480362

>>13480352
>Even Ogre's punches aren't truly painful according to him.
Pretty sure that's never been said. Ogres are rough girls, for rough guys. To rough it up with.

>You literally can't fuck up in his setting unless the Order is around.
And those fuck-ups still result in waifus. Since really, they're intended to be like Saturday Morning Cartoon Bad-Guys, always making plans that blow up comically in their faces.

Or lewdly, as the case may be.

>> No.13480365

>>13480352
>Even Ogres punches aren't truly painful according to him.
They are normally, it's just that rough Ogre sex feels so good that you don't feel much pain from her beating you during sex.
In a normal fight you can bet thay her punches are gonna fucking hurt.

>> No.13480366

>>13480304
>Orcs
>Cat kingdom
>Jorougumo
>Bubble slime
>parasite slime
>Draad
>Lava golem
>Will o wisp

>> No.13480370

>>13480354
Ah, I see.

Still no excuse to-...

Wait where the fuck does NTR guy come from then?

>> No.13480373

>>13480350

Well if you grimdark it to hell and back it isn't. But it's really not too different from Alraunes. If you sit down and think about it hard enough. Just a lot creepier. But even the transformation stuff really isn't different from being turned into an incubi.

>> No.13480377

>>13480366
>Lava Golem
>Willow O Wisp

Okay how are those bad ends compared to a standard monstergirl raping you and keeping you?

>> No.13480378

>>13480352
>Mind rape is the same as love because of MM.


You're gonna make a lot of friends here.

>> No.13480380 [DELETED] 

>>13480344
>Saturday Morning Cartoon Bad-Guys, always making plans that blow up comically in their faces.
>Or lewdly
We need to get the French on making this.

>> No.13480383

>>13480346
Once again convinces me I'd never like a monstergirl setting just as much if they have enough males around them to NTR in it.

MGE a best, KC dindu nuffin.

>> No.13480386

>>13480332
>she's being a dumb selfish cunt and torturing herself and every one else involved because she doesn't want to lose the guy she's currently cheating on, but she'll make him raise another man's child

Holy fuck. I'm so sick of assholes writing 3D bitches and whores into muh 2D fantasies. I'd love to see the cunt's cock up and dissapear. Watch her wither and die with her husband wondering what's going on. I want her final kiss with him to taste like ashes
>inb4 edgy
Naw I'm just mad.

>> No.13480387

>>13480361
>>>/y/
>>>/d/

>> No.13480388

>>13480378
In real life it'd be pretty fucked, but are you telling me people make a thread with MGE as one of their main topics and they actively dislike a big part of its setting?

>> No.13480391

>>13480370
I don't remember if it was the pool or the ocean (Some body of water) but mermaid was out swimming trying to cool her head so she doesn't rape MC when NTR
guy falls/ends up in the water and starts drowning. She rescues him because mermaids are all Lawful Good aligned and she's so far into heat that being so close to a guy
(Emphasis was put on the fact that she carried him to land and was rubbing herself on him, etc.) make her go into rape modo. Like I said, not a whole lot of details on NTR guy.

I guess the one saving grace was that it wasn't MCs friend or someone he knew.

>> No.13480392

>>13480377
Fused to the ground.
Your soul kept from the afterlife for eternity.

>> No.13480393

>>13480386
>Naw I'm just mad.
That you are.
But I can hardly blame or disagree with you.

>>13480383
Oh there's plenty of competition in MGE. Difference is, it's first come-first serve, and the girls won't let you be wishy-washy about it once you get to them.

Once you've got a girl? Smooth, love-love sailings.

>> No.13480396

>>13480380
The Farmhand would need to use his powers of denseness and virgin purity to thwart the lewd foxes, sometimes by complete accident or by pure luck.

>> No.13480398

>>13480388
You ARE new. I suggest you lurk the fuck more.

>> No.13480399

>>13480318

I guess she'd have to have the "bouncy-around-ness"/agility of Taokaka.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P3rVMrnTHos

>> No.13480405

>>13480373
>But even the transformation stuff really isn't different from being turned into an incubi.
>becoming a mushroom is the same as becoming a demon
>>13480392
>Your soul kept from the afterlife for eternity.
As long as I get ghost blowjobs I'm cool with it

>> No.13480407

>give monster girls actual preferences instead of fucking any random guy
>make the "sadistic" ones actually sadistic and get off on torturing you
>make the violent girls actually violent
>remove all magic effects of MAMONO MANA
>remove hugbox crap like monster girls refusing to kill unless absolutely necessary and avoiding even harming humans if possible
>make population an actual problem instead of "demon lord will fix it once the chief god fucks off"

There, fixed MGE

>> No.13480408

>>13480388
This isn't the MGE thread. Look at the title. Monster Girl General. Not Monster Girl Encyclopedia General. Learn the difference.

>> No.13480410

why can't I hold all these daughterus?

>> No.13480414

>>13480383
>MGE monster boys
>teleporting barbed cat cocks

>> No.13480415

>>13480410
Because they're big girls.

>> No.13480417

>>13480386
I feel for you.
I'm no more triggered by just grimdark, guro or bad end stuff flying around alone but when it's being mixed with few things I care for, I sometimes get... territorial would be the right word I guess.

>> No.13480418

>>13480408
Anon, don't lie to the new guy.

>> No.13480423

>>13480408
>>13480398
I'm being a rhetorical here. I'm just new to the /jp/ threads. Have been around on /a/'s for some time. Really though. It's never been a serious setting. It's silly as shit. You lot look too deep into and go MGU levels of grimderp sometimes. And don't pretend MGE hasn't always been a big part of the discussion. Down to using its waifus. If Monster Musume was our main topic we'd still be on /a/

>> No.13480425

>>13480407
>remove hugbox crap
But I like my escapist hugbox fantasy.
I want to get lost in a world full of tender love and care.

>> No.13480427

>>13480414
Duckboy when

>> No.13480430

>>13480414
N-no such things!! Yet...

>> No.13480431

>>13480405
It's official, I hate people who think with their dicks.

>> No.13480433

>>13480425
Then you know where you should go? The bar down the street with a big hole in the wall. It's been a Wurm joint for ages, nothing bad ever happens in there because if something bad tries to happen, Wurms punch it in the nose.

>> No.13480434

>>13480405
>>13480392
Doesn't sound too different from Dark Angels/Pandemonium or even Alraune. Still just fucking your waifu here. Even if you're stuck with Willow for eternity or fucking a mushroom.

>> No.13480437

>>13480344
His grandpa would be ashamed. Them young'uns can't even handle some fox girls molesting the chicken harpies.

>> No.13480439

>>13480431
What the fuck is my soul going to do anyway?

>> No.13480440

>>13480407
You realize the MGE is meant to be a trigger for individual headcanon, all the points you just made being easy adjustments that any individual possessing a single brain cell could make?

>> No.13480442

>>13480434
The waifu that was forced on you and tay you were mindbroken/magic-ed into loving.

>> No.13480443

>>13480439
Praise Jebus 24/7 for all eternity, no breaks. That's the Good End you get if you stay godly and don't dick the Monsters.

>> No.13480444

>>13480434
Alraune can still move around.

Pandemonium Gals, valid point.

>> No.13480446

>>13480423
You're too lax. Saying it's a silly setting with all the monsters that got referenced to you, the order, the cycle of death and rebirth and all that comes from being taken by a Monster, it's anything but.

>> No.13480447

>>13480442
that you*
How did that happen

>> No.13480448

>>13480440
No! Everything must conform to his preferences.

>> No.13480450

>>13480437
>"Uh miss... Please stop nibbling on that girl's ear."
>"Why is she moaning like that, where is your hand goi- I uh, I think the Holsts need to be milked!"

Them dang Fox Girls are gonna eat him alive, figuratively of course.

>> No.13480452

>>13480407
But we've already got one MGQ.
Also
>give monster girls actual preferences instead of fucking any random guy
inevitably translates into
>all for 8/10 hunks, fuck all the rest

>> No.13480454

>>13480439
You make me sad.

>> No.13480456

>>13480440
Then why release all those world guides and do all those Q&A's that ruin the setting for anyone who likes actual danger and conflict?

>> No.13480459

>>13480454
So you don't have answer for him? Because I'm interested in this too.

>> No.13480462

Steamychowder you damn bastard, why'd you leave the Ophy wrasslin' so short? Make more!

>> No.13480463

>>13480459
Do I really have to explain to you that your everlasting soul is precious and you should care for it?

>> No.13480465

>>13480415
If your daughteru was too big for you to carry and give piggyback rides, would you lift until you could?

>> No.13480466

>>13480442
You saying you wouldn't love a pretty magical girl who took you from your boring job and would you for as long a she lived? I don't think the magic is doing 100% of the work here. I mean the magic can be pretty passive and a lot less active than you're imagining. It enhances already good sex in a hentai world. That's good enough to cause marriage.

>> No.13480468

>>13480450
With that level of innocent wishy-washiness the Holsts won't be the ones getting milked.

That boy ain't right.

>> No.13480469

>>13480407
>give monster girls actual preferences instead of fucking any random guy

But they do have them, just off the top of my head, ryus like scholar types, and beelzebulbs like smelly neets

>> No.13480470

>>13480463
That doesn't answer the question at all. I'm bored of you now.
>>13480465
Yes.

>> No.13480471

>>13480463
Yes, what the fuck am I gonna do with it once I die?

>> No.13480472

>>13480463
A "soul" is an abstract concept, it doesn't exist.

>> No.13480473

>>13480444
Reading the mantango profile again. It says you can move. But you have to carry your waifu with you and she's still attached to you. Not great but nowhere as doomed as you would think.

>> No.13480476

>>13480472
We're not talking about real life here, silly.

>> No.13480478

>>13480471
This.>>13480443

>> No.13480482

>>13480468
You can't blame him, he's not one of those city-slickers from Monster Girl City who've had a sexual experience from the moment they're legal.

Boy's lived in the country, he don't know how ta deal with sexual advances.

>> No.13480483

>>13480476
Matango vs Parasite Slime vs Roper, which one's the most awful?

>> No.13480484

>>13480476
I understand, but even in fiction the soul is never explained what exactly it is.

>> No.13480486

>>13480483
Oops, didn't mean to reply to that post.

>> No.13480487

>>13480484
I guess we could just go with "astral projection with the memories and personality intact".

>> No.13480490

Are you really missing out if a willow wisp gets to keep your soul? I mean she isn't in the afterlife and she's having plenty of fun with you anyway.

>>13480483
After looking at mantango they're just a worse Alraune. Parasite Slime and Roper are the real competition here. I'm going with Parasite Slime because she doesn't fuse to her host as properly. As far as I can remember.

>> No.13480491

>>13480483
Parasite slime > Roper > Matango

>> No.13480492

>>13480490
Roper doesn't fuse with its host properly until after it's raped you at least once.

>> No.13480495

So in light of all this NTR I'd appreciate some advice. I'm throwing around half-baked story ideas and there'll be this ex-merc merchant that made his modest financial castle off the back of contacts he made and worked for as a merc. A tanuki takes interest for him, but he's happily married and financially stable, he doesn't need or want anything from her. This pisses her off, she wants him. Insert typical tanuki jewess behavious here, similar to that one greentext. His business partners pull out, won'y tell him why she appears before him, explains herself like your typical villain, he says no, even if she ruins him he still has his trusted friends. They abandon him, and she appears before him again, Mad but proud, he tells her to fuck off, he has his wife and she'll never betray him. Tanuki tries to whore it up, but only her bruisers stop him fro slapping her shit then and there, she keeps at it but through a mix of willpower and pain ( like biting his tongue or something) his dick fails to bonerify. She leaves in a huff. Now here's where I need help,

Considering her motives, and what she wants, the fact that she's been basically crushing him and everything he holds dear brutally and systematically, should it be NTR that takes his wife or a sudden disappearance? If any one is interested from there he falls back on his sword, but no one will hire him, and those that do find their wars sorted before he can act. He goes t olive off the wilds, but his caves collapse, his crops re burn, his game animals scared away from him. She appears before him, he strangles her, she holds her guards off, he finally breaks, she gets her husband, but he is a broken, poisonous husk, and here the story changes to focus on what it's like to love an empty shell that you yourself gutted. It'll focus on her deteriorating empire and mind,

>> No.13480496

new thread when?

>> No.13480498

>>13480496
After this one dies, like always.
>>13480495
>NTR
Stopped reading there, it's shit.

>> No.13480500

>>13480487
So then how does the whole "taking your soul" thing work if the person in question still behaves and acts normally? Is it just anti-succubus propaganda?

>> No.13480503

>>13480495
Sounds a tad too similar to the greentext you yourself mention, albeit with the decent twist at the end of the Tanuki's treatment getting her just what she deserves.

>> No.13480504

>>13480366
>Cat kingdom

If cats are involved it's automatically a good end. That's like the kinkiest community service ever by the way that's not shit tier anyway

>> No.13480509

>>13480456
The World Guides are the same as the profiles, just some neat ideas to expand your own with.

The Q&As and such are for people who aren't able to get by without "Word of God" clarifying points that were meant to be left to the imagination in the first place.

>> No.13480510

You nightsiders are such fags.

>> No.13480512

>>13480495
If you go the disappearance route it wouldn't make much sense for MC to suddenly run off into the wilds. Someone as stubborn as him would surely assume she was missing and go looking. Sounds like the type to not give up hope as long as there is a single iota of hope.

NTR route is really the only one that'll make sense I think. I hate NTR and I hate you so I'll never read it.

>> No.13480514

>>13480503
>Sounds a tad too similar
Yeah I thought so too, I just want ed to expand on it and flesh it out into a plausible scenario, but with this audience it's like playing soccer with active mines. But I mean it's like tanuki 101. So I don't know how to proceed, because sayin it's a bit similar is like saying ushi-oni pelvis crush rape is similar. It's their M.O. I dunno, it's just a thought.

>> No.13480515

>>13480496
We'll need a miraculous amount of shitposting kuso threads to die any time soon

>> No.13480516

>>13480500
Yes?

>> No.13480518

>>13480510
And day threads are known for their quality.

>> No.13480519

>>13480504
I think they were referring to the ruling class of the cat kingdom

>> No.13480520

>>13478605
>>13478556
It was great anon. Feel free to continue it.

>> No.13480526

>>13480509
Even just the profiles alone are already hugboxy as fuck
If you like actually sadistic and brutal momster girls MGE has nothing to offer for you

>> No.13480532

>>13480526
Well yeah, MGE was meant to be something different because sadistic evil monster girls were the norm back then
MGE isn't for you, and that's fine. There's plenty of other settings you'd enjoy.

>> No.13480535

>>13480512
Don't worry this idea is so far on my back burner it's like a tertiary alternate source of fuel for once my creative sun has burnt through its hydrogen.

>> No.13480538

>>13480510
>implying night threads aren't the best

Even if someone disagrees with me, their still usually polite. Unlike day threads where it's just bait after bait.

It's strange how many other burgerlands are on during night threads, are you guys neets, or do you also work nights?

>> No.13480546

>>13480538
College.

>> No.13480549

>>13480532
Like Monstergirl Quest. It has some similarities to MGE but is definitely full of sadistic and evil monstergirls.

MGE's gimmick is like a bad end /game over that turns sexier and results in cute waifu stuff. They use euphemisms like "eating" and even the heroes think monsters are still evil killers. It's the perfect setting for that specific scenario.

>> No.13480552

>>13480538
>work from home
>no classes half the week
I get baked and read monster girl fapfic at night because there's too many things interrupting me during the day.

>> No.13480553

>>13480538
Typical depressed NEET. But not like suicidal depressed, the kind that finds everything but the simplest entertainment tiresome. I even was able to lose over 22kg because I got tired of eating. So I guess that's an upside.

>> No.13480558

>>13480553
>22kg
That's impressive. But your Echnida neighbor is getting worried!

>> No.13480561

>>13480538
This. If daythreads are coal, nightthreads are gold, any one saying otherwise can only be baiting, the difference is almost palpable.

>> No.13480562

>>13480495
Sounds like shit to me, like pretty much all stuff with NTR in it, but if you really want to fuck with people that much go ahead.

>> No.13480563

>>13480558
She worries too much. I'm down to a healthy weight now and I shitposted on /fit/ long enough to understand things like macros so I wouldn't end up a skeleton. Maybe I'll get truly /fit/ if I muster the willpower to get a job and buy a gym membership.

>tfw getting a job and working sounds like the hardest part

>> No.13480567

>>13480563
It is. You should be like me and have a cop for a dad so you could use the gym at the police academy for free. Wahahaha desu wa!

>> No.13480569

>>13480562
Got any reason beyond "because NTR"? I'd like feedback to make his as good as possible should I ever decide to go through with it.

>> No.13480572

>>13480567
>>13480563
>needing a gym
Jog and lift heavy rocks you find on the trail. No trails around you? Substitute rocks with homeless people from the inner city.

>> No.13480573

>>13480561
B-but it's daytime for me!

>> No.13480579

>>13480526
If you're a genuine masochist then the monster girls will be as sadistic as you like
They dislike inflicting suffering, but they don't mind inflicting pain if that's what gets you off.

>> No.13480582

>>13480572
I wonder. Are there even reliable rock lifting routines out there? Sounds like I'd have better luck/results with a calisthenics thing.

>> No.13480584

>>13480572
I can see it now.
Some obese anon with a >horse pussy t-shirt jogging through the city and trying to bench drunk homeless men

>> No.13480587

>>13480584
Someone write it. The story of a NEET who decides he wants to become a Dragoon or a Paladin or something.

>> No.13480590

I want to cuddle a room full of chubby Alps!

>> No.13480591

>just two more nights until i'm able to take it easy on monstergirl threads from the comfort of my own home

>> No.13480592

>>13480579
Not him, but the thought of making a qt vanilla waifu like Inari do sadistic stuff sounds funny to me. Since she'd do just about anything you ask. If I had an Inari waifu I'd try a NOPE fetish just to see her reaction and how she pulls it off. Of course I'd stop her before it truly begins.

>>13480587
One Punch Man: Monstergirl edition

>> No.13480595

>>13480587
>/mgg/ neet goes on a journey of self improvement because he wants to do it for "her"
>follow him as he goes from morbidly obese cheeto fingers to suave motherfucker
How does a story like that end? Does he spend the rest of as life as a super trim virgin, saving himself for "her"?

>> No.13480598

>>13480590
I'd rather cuddle the Alps than the room.
>>13480592
>One Punch Man: Monstergirl edition
Why not? Only it'd be
>One Thrust Man, the gigolo who makes girls come with a single thrust!

>> No.13480605

>>13480595
No, 2017 happens and then he gets his happy ending, by bloody well earning it.

>> No.13480610

>>13480595
>Does he spend the rest of as life as a super trim virgin
>/mgg/ neet becomes a /fit/izen

>> No.13480614

I don't have the time or energy to write out this idea; someone else take it in my stead:

A hostess club run by a Slime (of any variety) called The Cuddle Puddle.

>> No.13480616

>>13480614
Sounds like this one slime story about a soup kitchen.

>> No.13480618

>>13480614
While it would be a fun experience, I don't see how it could be made exciting in written form.

>> No.13480624

>>13480587
>>13480584
>training Montage
>anon's tshirt changing while he does increasingly silly things
>starts off barely able to keep a homeless man up
>wearing his >horse pussy t shirt
>throwing up after drinking eggs while wearing a Fuck Bob t-shirt
>by the end is lifting up 5 homeless men at a time
>isn't even bothered one of them is peeing on his I'm A Dragonslut
>LIVE TO WIN, TILL YOU DIE

>> No.13480626

>>13480618
Maybe the narrator gets taken in the back by a hostess for some extra service?

>> No.13480627

>>13480624
YES.
>tfw I'm a fit Dragonslut

>> No.13480631

>>13480627
>Dragonslut
You didn't sign the paperwork.

>> No.13480635

>>13480598
>He seeks a MG that he may be able to fuck until he can actually climax

>> No.13480636

>>13480631
But I did! The missus got really excited when you mentioned that stuff about the extra perks!

>> No.13480639

>>13480624
>I'm A Dragonslut
I would legit buy this T-Shirt.

>> No.13480641

>>13480635
>That made me leak pre-cum... just a little though
>>13480639
Me too.

>> No.13480645

>>13480639
Is there a shirt that caters to the mousefucker in me?

>> No.13480647

>All these people who want to be /fit/ for their waifu
>Not wanting to be a bishounen for them to rape and protect

>> No.13480651

>>13480645
Nibble the Cheesenugget.

>> No.13480652

>>13480639
>>13480641
>>13480645

Describe your MGE shirts to me and I'll make a mockup.

>> No.13480655

>>13480651
I'm not sure what to think about this, with what it implies.

>> No.13480657

>>13480647
Don't trigger people, dewd.

>> No.13480658

>>13480647
I'm inbetween actually. I'd love to be powerful and strong but I like the idea that I'll probably never surpass her. I have my strengths and she has hers. When it comes to the bedroom she's pretty much in control due to her overwhelming physical strength.

I think my opinion is a minority one though. Anyone else have this feel to an extent?

>> No.13480662

>>13480652
Well alright then.

"I'm A" at the top, then the image of say, .less' hot-tubbin' Dragon for the 'come hither' finger wag she has, and then "Dragonslut" underneath.

>> No.13480664

>>13480652
Wurm Wrangler, with a picture of a Wurm coiled around a mecha below the words.

>> No.13480671

>>13480639
>>13480645
There are websites to make your own shirts.
I'm sure it wouldn't be too hard with a nice font and maybe a doodle already done by a drawfag.
Hell, most of loens doodles would look great on a tshirt if you where going for a nice and clean simplistic look.
Fuck, I'm going to go design some when i get home >>13480645
now just to see how they look

>> No.13480672

>>13480662
Your taste is so good I could kiss you.

>> No.13480674

>>13480671
Didn't mean to quote the mouse a second time

>> No.13480677

>>13480671
Take that aracnhe picture he did with her licking her lips and just have "Spiderslut" below. Or some variant, like "Webbait" or "Leg Man" I think leg man would be more subtle.

>> No.13480678

>>13480658
I find your opinion agreeable.

>>13480671
Yeah, might look up one of those sights and fiddle around later. For now though, think I'mma go to bed soon.

>> No.13480679

>>13480639
>Dragon waifu buys you a shirt that says "DRAGONSLUT" is big, bold lettering
>Insists you wear it, gets really pouty until you give in
>Stares and giggles everywhere when you go out
>Meanwhile she's standing next to you, looking like a little kid that just aced a big test

>> No.13480682

Who draws the best cyclops and why is it ganmarei?

>> No.13480686

>>13480677
>Leg Man
Just Kimihito's big, bright, grinning face.

>WebBait
This should totally be a thing.

>>13480679
I'd do it. For her.

>> No.13480688

>>13480679
>later in private she hugs you close and holds back a coquettish giggle
>her hot breath brushes against your ear as she whispers
>"You may be a slut, but you're my slut."

>> No.13480691

>>13480688
>>"You may be a slut, but you're my slut."
And I'd cling to her and hang off her arm, so that everyone knew it.

>> No.13480697

>>13480688
>your waifu will never hold you close and whisper things in your ear

>> No.13480702

>>13480697
>tfw

What would you waifu whisper to you /mgg/?

>> No.13480706

>>13480702
Sweet nothings.

>> No.13480708

>>13480702
Is it ASMR time already?

>> No.13480709

>>13480702
bullytheapophisbullytheapophisbullytheapophisyouddothatformewouldntyou

>> No.13480710

>>13480702
>Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo.

>> No.13480711

>>13480708
It's always ASMR time.
Let us enjoy the sensual and lewd sounds of a wonderful ear cleaning session.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XUK7C_jEnNY

>> No.13480712

>>13480702
Methods for carrying out different types of mental mathematics like calculus, musings on what she should build next, and asking for certain parts of her body to be stroked or rubbed.

>> No.13480714

>>13480702
Don't you think twenty daughters is too much already?

>> No.13480719

>>13480702
"Moments like these, I can scare believe just how cold and alone I once was. I love you."

>> No.13480723

>>13480711
>you will never use your waifu's lap as a pillow while she cleans your ear
>she will never whisper how much she loves you into your ear in between cleaning them
>she will never play with your hair and rub your head while humming a relaxing song

>> No.13480724

>>13480702
libera te tutemet ex inferis

>> No.13480726

>>13480711
t...this is too lewd.
Is she supposed to be sucking my ears clean?

>> No.13480728

>>13480702
Sweet love yous and plans for the future.

>>13480712
I feel compelled to ask, what is your waifu?

>> No.13480731

>>13480712
>>13480728
Pretty obviously Anutism.

>> No.13480732

>>13480726
Some species of fox are known to suckle and lick people's skin. I'm sure she just loves your ears.

>> No.13480733

>>13480728
Probably anubis

>> No.13480734

>>13480732
http://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/1665512?tags=kagurazaki_shizuki

The blonde is a foxgirl hiding her features.
Is your waifu hardcore enough to suck out your nasal congestion with her mouth?

>> No.13480737

>>13480731
>>13480733
Well, that is what I figured.

And if that is indeed the case, then he is well and truly my nigga.

>> No.13480749

>>13480702
W-what would my kuudere bug girl whisper to me? Help /mgg/, I'm so unimaginative.
inb4 "your head tastes nice"

>> No.13480753

>>13480749
Fiiine~
Hey, Anon? Is this really how you like it? I mean... wouldn't you rather do it from behind? I kind of... you know... want to do it like a bitch.
There, that's what you get when you don't put in any effort yourself!

>> No.13480757

>>13480749
>"Tasty..."
As she gently nibbles on your ear while cuddled up to you, pressing herself into your side, her arms and legs wrapped around you, one hand slowly and lovingly petting your chest.

>> No.13480759

>>13480734
>suck out your nasal congestion with her mouth
That's gross, dude!
Rubbing my dick all over her face and jizzing into her nostril for her to snort it, though...

>> No.13480763

>>13480749
>>13474326

>> No.13480766

>>13480759
But how can she say she loves you if she won't even suck out your snot?'
Next you're going to say you wouldn't even do that for her.
I'm starting to think it isn't deep love.

>> No.13480776

>>13480766
Besides, sucking out someone's snot is only a simple pleasure! De Sade said so!

>> No.13480778

>>13480759
>>13480766
Have you ever been laying down while sick, with one nostril extreamly stuffed and the other one clear, and then switch to laying on your other side to feel gravity slowly drain the snot from one side to tyne other, so you could feel that wonderful feeling of relief in one nostril.

I would imagine it would feel like that but on both, and also more sexy because your waifu has her mouth on you and is trying to suck out liquids

>> No.13480779

>>13480766
>>13480776
Can't I pick at her nose for it or something? It's the sucking part that's kinda gross. It's gonna go sraight down my throat, I just know it.

>> No.13480787

>>13480779
Suck you must. Picking noses is a bad habit.

>> No.13480788

>>13480778
>Not closing the open nostril and blowing into a tissue hard enough to clear out your clogged sinus

>> No.13480791

>>13480779
Picking at her nose risks irritation and bleeding.
'sides, if you're willing to lick her pussy juice then nasal mucus isn't really any worse.

>> No.13480792

>>13480788
>blood comes out
>it still didn't work
Such is life.

>> No.13480798

>>13480788
That never works for me.
I'll blow into it until it hurts And I can feel air coming out of my eye sockets, but I can never get all of it out

>> No.13480801

>>13480779
There's already like soda can worth of mucus in your stomach naturally, another spoonful won't hurt

>> No.13480805

>>13480801
Pretty sure that he's just getting at how nasty it is to eat someone else's snot. That's like eating-earwax-tier.

>> No.13480809

>>13480753
But I said I'm bad at this, okay! That's one one of the reasons I'm attracted to the one we could spend all day without exchanging a word with. Not being a native Engrishu speaker doesn't help making it up either.

>>13480757
>"Tasty..."
Tasty and lewd, thanks.

Guess I'm just used to thinking someone like her kind wouldn't be vocal during it at all, preferring supreme tactile techniques.

>> No.13480811

>>13480792
>tfw you were stressing so hard once that you sneezed and your nose started bleeding like a faucet

>> No.13480812

>>13480805
This topic did start with an ASMR of someone sucking on your ears...

>> No.13480814

>>13480811
>All these people who have nosebleeds
So bizarre. Must be you cold climate people or something with all those extra blood vessels in there.

>> No.13480815

>>13480805
How can you say you love your waifu if you won't let her enter your butt and pass through your cells all the way into your testicles, where from she will travel out with your semen?

>> No.13480817

>>13480702
Tital wave

My waifu isn't a MG

>> No.13480818

>>13480811
>tfw summer make my nose do this constantly

Ever since I got kicked in the face when I was 13, it just goes off randomly.
The only way I can usually stop it is by running cold water up my nose

>> No.13480819

>>13480815
The joys of a slime waifu.

Honestly that sounds like it could be pretty fun.
NONSTOP ENDLESS CLIMAX!

>> No.13480820

>>13480814
>>13480811
>live in the desert
>average 46% humidity, 110 °F
>stepping outside your air conditioned home gives you a nosebleed
Such is life in the basin.

>> No.13480823

>>13480819
Why does that sound like a Street Fighter title

>> No.13480825

>>13480815
Damn I thought we were just going with a wonderful Tentacle scenario for a second there, but this one is equal parts horrifying and arousing.

>> No.13480826

>>13480820
>getting a nosebleed
I never got one when I lived in the desert.

>> No.13480829

>>13480826
This. If anything, it just helped my allergies so I breathed better.

>> No.13480831

>>13480815
STOP, Dr. Ouroboros! You are a madman, and the university won't fund your insane plots any further!

>> No.13480836

>>13480820
>live in the driest state of the driest country in the world
>don't get nosebleeds ever
Bitchboi-kun please

>> No.13480846

>>13480815
>talking to slime wife
>trading kinks to try out to make sex more interesting
>mostly ask for pretty vanilla shit like asking her to make her boobs big enough to cover my dick and give me a tit job so I could see myself cum in them
>after a few nights of this kind of stuff it's her turn
>she's looking shy
>"y-you promise you won't get weirded out or anything? "
>I smile and assure her that I'm open to whatever she wants
>"I-I want you to ejaculate me"
What?
>" I want to go inside you, and I want you to masturbate, and when you cum, I want to cum out with it"
>I'm shocked don't know how to respond, but a promise is a promise so I nod my head yes


I don't know how to continue with this without it turning into /d/

>> No.13480849

>>13480108
Are you sure? Can't have one post of a male character without fujo or husbando stuff now. I'd think monstergirls would have an underage-like rule applied to them at a certain point. Admit or reveal you're a monster? B&.

Or worse imagine....

>Reddit or Tumblr with monstergirls
>Youtube comments with monstergirls

>> No.13480861

>>13480819
I wish I had the link to that terrifying sketch of it.

>> No.13480863

>>13480849
>Raping is bad and I respect men and won't do any harm, same for human girls.
Jesus Christ

>> No.13480873

>>13480863
>Most Monstergirls haven't learned to prevent doxxing yet
>People start digging up their accounts on porn sites
>All monstergirls have those kind of accounts of course
>Same monstergirl has written large walls of text about raping men on some smut site
>The person who revealed her true nature gets upvoted while the rest of the community shuns the closet rapist
>The person who ratted her out was a hellhound with similar fantasies, unbeknownst to the rest of the community

>> No.13480880

>>13480863
I want to befriend a White Knight Monster Girl and then send her a video of my Dragon Waifu roughly femdoming my ass while calling me a filthy Dragonslut!

>> No.13480884

>>13480831
That's what you said about the Milkman.

>> No.13480888

>>13480863
>youtube with monstergirls
I never knew I wanted something so bad until now.
>SNSD with actual kumiho
>All the Let's Play hosts like JonTron and Markiplier are MGs. (but PewDiePie would still be the same man and he'd have ten times the number of subscribers)
>All moe series are replaced with male characters. Touhou Project is somehow largely unchanged.
>The most views go to music videos of boybands, but occasionally a breakout hit like "Gangbang Style" will top the charts

>> No.13480890

>>13480888
>Oppai Gangbang Style!

>> No.13480891

>>13480731
>>13480733
>>13480737
Yup, anubis. I like the idea of falling asleep while listening to her talk and talk, yapping and rambling about her plans and whatever tangents she sets off on.

"Mm, living here is nice, isn't it? It's so quiet and peaceful. No distractions at all."
"Well, you did build our home right in the middle of a desert."
"All the more opportunity to expand, my love. A single pyramid will hardly be enough for when we have children."
"How many kids do you think we're going to have?"
"Well, that depends. How often do you plan to sleep with me in this bed?"
"..."
"Are you awestruck into silence at the thought of a whole litter of children to love, or have my expert headrubs just put you to sleep again?"
"A bit of both, really."
"Hmm, you sweet soul. Can you imagine it, though? A home filled with children, arguing and laughing, playing and learning... A whole tumbling, fluffy pile of our most treasured to kiss and tuck in every night, and to hold between us should ever a nightmare strike them. I couldn't imagine a more perfect- Oh!"
"Huh? What, what is it?"
"An observatory!"
"What? Wait, what?"
"At the tip of this pyramid, an observatory, with it's apature breaching the roof to gaze upon the desert sky! We shall make the Gemini look like a simple theodolite! Husband, get me a pen! And a calculator!"
"Fuzzball, you're not building an observatory at this hour. Save it for the morning. And keep rubbing my head, please."
"But this is important! How will we be able to properly educate our children without access to their own observatory? This is a matter of highest priority, and I shan't rest until I have an eye to the stars in our home!"
"Can't you do it in the morning?"
"But what if-"
"I'll remind you. Come on, lie back down. I want to rub your head too."
"...Okay. But not just because you're offering me a headrub. Do not think I would stoop so low as to be taken in by such base offerings. Could you scratch my ears too, please?

>> No.13480892

>>13480888
Would the comments get better or worse?

>> No.13480898

>>13480892
They would be exactly the same, only typed with big meaty paws.

So, exactly the same.

>> No.13480900

>>13480888
>Actual monstergirls doing ASMR vids
muh dik

>> No.13480901

>>13480898
>Cancerous comment made by a Cancer

I can see it now.

>> No.13480902

>>13480900
>Lamia pillowtalk
>Dark Elf "interrogation"
Unf.

>> No.13480903

>>13480891
Okay, so that was more of an actual dialogue than a on-way ramble. But whatever. I stand by my inconsisent opinions.

>> No.13480907

>>13480682
Because he understands that monoeyes need to be bullied.

>> No.13480908

>>13480898
Who are the shitposters? Elves? Gazers? Cyclops?

>> No.13480911

I want to dox an Alp on the internet and blackmail her to love me!

>> No.13480914

>>13480902
>The biggest ASMR girl is a legit 9 tailed fox in amaterasu cosplay , her videos always accompanied by a soft background of her tails swishing about as she puts on the ara ara act

>Kejourous putting on the massage parlor act

>Aracnhes roleplaying that you just fell into her web
hng

>> No.13480915

>>13480849
>>13480863
How would you bait monstergirls?

>> No.13480918

>>13480908
Onis.
>RPGs suck! If I wanted to read, I'd re-read 50 Shades of Delicious Brown! Call of Cunny is where it's at, yo!

>> No.13480922

>>13480914
>Naughty Little Fly vol. 93
You done brokened me.

>> No.13480924

>>13480915
Easy, hurt them where it hurts.
>Scales
>Treasure
>Muscles
>Semendemons
And the list goes on...

>> No.13480930

>>13480915
Bigger is better!

>> No.13480931

>>13480911
>threaten, depreciate and blackmail an Alp
At that rate she might actually fall for you.

>> No.13480932

What'cha doing n made you look.

But seriously, WHY YOU NERDS TAKING UP ALL MY IMAGES!

>> No.13480934

>>13480932
Oh shut up you wigwam.

>> No.13480936

>>13480915
>Lilim NEET becomes a power abusing mod
>bans you if you bait monstergirls
>only way to lift the ban (6 months) early is to ERP with her

Would you?

>> No.13480937

>>13480907
Does ganmarei do anything that isn't bullying? Aside from the guro
>>13480900
>oomukade tapping

>> No.13480940

>>13480936
How much does she get paid to be a moderator?

>> No.13480941

>>13480922
Is this an acutal thing? If not, you missed a chance. Should have been vol. 69

>> No.13480942

>>13480937
>tapping
You mean she'd just record herself scuttling on some hardwood floor, drawing ever closer to the mic?

>> No.13480946

>>13480941
No I just pulled it out of my ass, I'm assuming it would be a popular series, see.

>> No.13480947

>>13480942
>Taps in circles around the mix, simulating her coiling around you
>then the ear licking starts

>> No.13480949

>>13480936
No, I wouldn't shitpost in the first place.

>> No.13480950

>>13480932
Gashbell
>>13480936
>ERP
Can't I just move in with her?

>> No.13480952

>>13480947
You're the monster anon. I didn't need to know about missing out on that.
If Night Terrors ever continues, this better happen in it.

>> No.13480958

>>13480937
>Houri softly Jihading in your ears
>Werewolf, Licking, panting, Wanning
>Cheshire disembodied purring and earlicking
>Holstaur mooing with the faint sloshing of milk
>Horsepussy barn noises

I WANT ALL OF THIS! Except the last one maybe

>> No.13480960

>>13480914
>>13480902
>>13480900
I want to do asmr videos for monstergirls.
>you will never have thousands of MG subscribers listening to you for the tingles your deep monotone voice gives them
>you will never have your comments flooded with dragons and hellhounds hitting on you and lizards white knighting yot
>you will never have to be extra careful to make sure they never get your dox
>you will never put in your About me that your single and looking for a nice lamia wife


I know guys do asmr irl too, and I could probably get a decent following if I never showed my face, but it's just not the same

>> No.13480961

>>13480940
>Paid

Oh, anon. Now you've offended her, she'd probably expect a dick pic along with the ERP too to make up for this.

>> No.13480962

>>13480958
>Cheshire teleports into your room when you listen to her videos

>> No.13480964

>>13480958
>Not Chesire constantly asking why

>> No.13480966

>>13480958
I don't get why people find monster girls making animal noises arousing

>> No.13480967

>>13480941
>>13480922
>>13480914
>Aracnhes roleplaying that you just fell into her web

http://soundgasm.net/u/sexuallyspecific/F4M-Tourists-in-the-Multiverse-the-Drider-Monster-girloral
http://soundgasm.net/u/sexuallyspecific/F4M-Tourists-in-the-Multiverse-Drider-Part-2-Monster-girloralinsanity

>> No.13480968

>>13480950
You can but she's Cait Sith levels of spoiled and lazy. She also will take you to some convention you don't like every year. Are you willing to move in with her?

>> No.13480971

>>13480966
If you're talkign about the wanning, that was mroe a joke. speakign of species specific noises though, what the fuck would Dark Matter ASMR sound like? Would you hear her tentacle fucking herself?

>> No.13480978

>>13480968
Man, I clean houses and cook for a living. I wouldn't mind doing the same for her.

>> No.13480979

>>13480967
Oh god, this is so weird when it's not in Japanese. Also this script ain't arousing at all.

>> No.13480982

>>13480971
I like to imagine the give of a faint humming

They could be the binaural beats of monster girl youtube

>> No.13480984

>>13480971
Do Dark Matter tentacles molest you too, or only her?

>> No.13480987

>>13480961
That's when I agree, and right when the ERP is getting to the best part and most intense part I post

>She's a janitor
>On the internet
>On an anime imageboard
>She does it for free
>She takes her "job" very seriously
>She does it because it is the only amount of power & control she will ever have in her pathetic life
>She deletes threads he doesn't like because whenever she gets upset she has to masturbate
>She deletes threads she doesn't like because they interfere with the large backlog of shota chinese cartoons she still has to watch
>She will never have a real job
>She will never move out of her parent's house
>She will always be healthy
>She will never know how to cook anything besides a hot pocket
>She will never have a boyfriend
>She will never have any friends


I'd even post my address as a way to mock her, showing her that even if she knew exactly who I am and where I live, she couldn't do shit to me since I think she's just that pathetic.

>> No.13480992

>>13480979
Western asmr that isn't random noises is always almost shit.
It's become more of an outlet for 3D to blog or badly act than to cause head tingles

>> No.13480996

>>13480984
They molest you but not in a sexual way. They just seep into you and turn you into an incubus. You get the girl they were floating around. Though she's probably mindbroken.

>> No.13480997

>>13480979
>this is so weird when it's not in Japanese.
It's weird because the skill level of this voice actor and the quality of her mic aren't even close to that of a legitimate erotic Japanese audio set.
I'm a fan of ASMR and stuff like this in general. Across the thousands of clips I've listened to over the years, I've only ever heard one truly good erotic English set. I lost the link and don't remember it's name. I know, I'm shit.

>> No.13480999

>>13480996
What about a "turned" Dark Matter like Saphirette?

>> No.13481002

>>13480987
This sounds like it could be a Druella: Origins story
Some chump made her so giga-man she crushed nations in her incandescent rage

>> No.13481003

>>13480987
>say that after moving in with her
>still post your address so she knows it's you
>rape ensues

>> No.13481004

>>13480999
mary sues are different

>> No.13481007

>>13481002
*giga-mad
Shit

>> No.13481010

>>13480999
With those you get this
http://i.imgur.com/6RN5Jd7.jpg

>> No.13481012

>>13481002
Sh's a chubby NEET Lilim, what's she gonna do? Rape me?

>> No.13481019

>>13480982
> I like to imagine the give of a faint humming
This.
And they can only record ASMR for so long because inevitably their recording equipment absorbs too much DE from their erotic proximity and turns into a robogirl

>> No.13481021

>>13480987

She's still pretty well connected, Lilim and all. After wiping away her tears of rage she'd call up some of her bodyguards to kidnap you and bring you before her.

Then she'd try to pick up where you left off. She'd be super smug because lilims have that natural beauty thing going for them. Of course the whole NEET thing might diminish its effects.

>> No.13481026

>>13481010
That's hot

>> No.13481029

>>13481010
>http://i.imgur.com/6RN5Jd7.jpg
Noice

>> No.13481033

>>13480934
>Using my saying

I remember you, you fucking double nerd.

The original is always superior to the copy! My chinese cartoons say so!

Don't think I didn't see that image you used last thread either dork.

>> No.13481036

>>13481010
is she in control of the orb or is it just molesting the two of them on its own?

>> No.13481041

>>13481021
>You will never be pinned down by a tubby Lilim with bags under her eyes and a chubby belly, as she slams her thick thighs down on you, milking your shaft and when she finishes cuddle you to her and murmur oddly about how you're hers now and just hers and no one elses

>> No.13481043

>>13481036
The latter probably

>> No.13481045

>CBT maniacs are like the ISIS for Monster Girls
Discuss.

>> No.13481050

>>13481043
So Saphirette is pretty much special?

>> No.13481056

>>13481050
she's probably special in that dark matters that can remain composed while being molested by their orbs are very rare
also, they presumably have at least some control over the orbs, but they also mostly move on their own, more like a (lewd) pet or familiar
kinda like medusa snakes or jabberwock mouths

>> No.13481065

I want to brush a T-Rex girl's teeth and clean her as she lays on our eggs and doesn't move from that spot

>> No.13481097

>>13480711
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VVMGRwh3CJs

>> No.13481099

>>13481021
I don't think so Tim.

>> No.13481107

>>13481050
>>13481056
She shouldn't have an orb is she's fuckin' a dude.

>When they find a human man, they envelop him with the black orb, making it flow into the man. After having his entire body violated by super high concentrations of demonic energy, the man is instantly transformed into a powerful incubus. By merging with the black orb, the man's desire and the desires of the black orb are combined, he will then be ruled by extreme lust. Once this happens, the man will end up giving in to desire, having sex with the remaining part of the dark matter, as a substitute for the black orb.

The implication here is the the orb of energy enters the man and roots itself there. She should just be a lewd mindbroken girl after 24/7 violation in every hole ATWT

>> No.13481108

>>13481097
The bitch she plays here is way too noisy.

>> No.13481111

>>13481108
That's why she nearly suffocates twice

>> No.13481116

>>13481107
That's how "primal" dark matters act, primal dark matters are basically non-sentient embodiments of demonic energy, you don't waifu those, they just nuke the environment with demonic energy
Turned dark matters like Saphirette are totally different

>> No.13481117

>>13481116
What's the difference? I don't know about this.

>> No.13481132

>>13481117
"Turned" Dark Matters are human women who merged with a Dark Matter
They have the memories and intelligence of their human selves with the lust of a Dark Matter. Also, they might shove their orb into you for an instant incubus power-up, but they can most likely generate new ones.

>> No.13481152

>All these nerds with lewd ASMR

Ugh.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xDiZJWhZZmU&hd=1

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bpyu2Iqy2FI&hd=1

>> No.13481156

>>13479039
>Most monsters prioritize their own pleasure and desire.

So I guess we're all walking dildos rather than husbands and MGs just cope with our shit so they can get get the D?

Well, this is kinda sad.

>> No.13481163

>>13481156
Yep, if you don't have a dick/spirit energy, they couldn't care less about you.

>> No.13481166

>>13481152
Or this

http://youtu.be/tDWVoAVoDwk

>> No.13481168

>>13481156
Kind of. For a lot of them they do actually care, but for things like succusluts, yeah you're just a meal and baggage.

>> No.13481169

>>13481152
But the lewdity adds to the intimacy. Also,
>Hair cutting
Get that shit away from me. I haven't cut my hair in years.

>> No.13481174

>>13481168
>Not having a waifu who gets off on your happiness

>> No.13481181

>>13481168
>>13481163

Thanks, I felt like I wasn't feeling as angry today as I am usually. Now all's back in line.

Fucking hell goddamn.

>> No.13481189

>>13481181
Truth isn't for everyboy, I understand.

>> No.13481192

>>13481156
It just states their ego or shekels won't be their main interests, it doesn't stir them from forming and genuinely enjoying relationships. Love is a way too enjoy life too.

>>13481163
This one is somewhat right though, you still have to tempt them with at least something before the relationship starts.

>> No.13481193

>>13481189
>*everybody
Yeah, I should go to sleep.

>> No.13481202

>>13481189
>Truth
Guess why I'm always pissed.

>> No.13481210

>>13479921
You know your shit pretty well my nigga.

>> No.13481211

>>13481168
Succubi care for you the same than any other monster.

>> No.13481215

>>13481202
I guess you could just get yourself brainwashed, like those traitors.

>> No.13481221

>>13479925
Hellhound
Kraken
Apophis
Vampire
Dark Valkyrie

>> No.13481226

>>13481152
>mimikaki
>lewd

>> No.13481237

>>13479925
>changing waifus
>CHANGING WAIFUS

IS THIS A FUCKING GAME TO YOU?

>> No.13481240

>>13481181
Well, if it makes you feel any better, there are things like Yeti that genuinely care and help people, without really expecting anything in return. Obviously they will return affections, if given, but they just want to help humans survive in the cold.

>>13481211
Debatable, but its largely up to your own desires and such. That is the whole point of MGs, to fulfill your own desires.

>> No.13481249

>>13481237
>There are people with seasonal waifus
disdainforplebs.png

>> No.13481255

>>13481237
I invented my own waifu.

>> No.13481258

>>13481249
Yeah, I can't really understand that. I mean, I'm still using that mousepad with her on it from way back on /a/. Speaking of which, did they ever make that mistake and offer free mousepads for referrals again?

>> No.13481263

>>13479925
Rusalka for all five

>> No.13481269

>>13481263
Vorefag?

>> No.13481271

>>13481263
my nigga
I want a Rusalka to eat me up while we have passionate sex

>> No.13481277

>>13479925
Chubby Alp Senpai!

>> No.13481279

>>13481258

Do you have a picture of it anon?

>> No.13481282

A rival MG of the same species as your waifu shrinks your waifu to doll size, rendering her nearly helpless! The only way to restore your waifu is to defeat her rival for her! What species are they, do you try to beat her rival, and how do you do it?

>> No.13481289

>>13481282
After I hot glue my waifu a few times, I beat her lamia rival with cold spray

>> No.13481290

>>13481215
ebin :^)

>> No.13481321

>>13481282
>Leanan Sidhe
Nothing changes or she potentially becomes a little bigger.
Catch the rival with a butterfly net and stick her in the potted Fairy Hugger.

>> No.13481328

>>13481282
I fuck my waifu like an onahole until her big, distended belly is overflowing with cum and her hair and skin is covered with jizz.
...Wait what, I was supposed to restore her...?

>> No.13481330

>>13481263
why

>> No.13481332

>>13481033
Just so you know, I'm not the person you think I am. I'm merely imitating the imitation. The meme is evolving, Jack.

>> No.13481339

>>13481282
What could possibly be the rival of a Dragon? Another Dragon? Of the opposite color? I have to fight a White Dragon now?
L-love conquers all, right?

>> No.13481346

>>13481277
We need art of Chubby Alp Senpai. Also we need to learn more about her.

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