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13472826 No.13472826 [Reply] [Original]

Well, Are you /jp/? Ready for the beach?

>> No.13472831

I'm too fat and people will make fun of me so no.

>> No.13472836

Yes me body is ready.

>> No.13472847

Why should i go to the beach?

>> No.13472874

You bet. I got a brand new white t-shirt just yesterday.

>> No.13472878

i'm scared of the ocean since everything wants to kill you in there

>> No.13472893

Is this a new meme?

>> No.13472905

I
LOVE
MICROBIKINI

>> No.13472912

>>13472847

Don't you want to have fun and swim?

>> No.13472918

I want to wear a speedo to the beach since they're comfy but everyone would think I'm showing off because I'm slightly in better shape than the average person.

>> No.13472929

I tried posting this new meme on another board.

It wasn't really well received.

>> No.13472972

>>13472912
Why would anyone want to have fun?

>> No.13473010

>>13472826
This image sets unrealistic standards to 2hus like Patchy. Take it down!

>> No.13473048

>>13473010
Patchy is a fucking fatass.

Kuso piece of shit lard ass.

Fat people should be murdered off the face of the planet.

>> No.13473054

>>13473010
I want to make Patchy wear a skimpy swimsuit after taking her to a buffet for lunch.

>> No.13473072

>>13472929
I saw

>> No.13473097

>>13473010

Projecting your insecurities too much 2hu? Or rather, 2FAT!

>> No.13473107

source on picture i want put in

>> No.13473131
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>>13473107

5240mosu

>> No.13473134

Where is the relevant ronnie comic

>> No.13473251
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>>13473010

What are you implying? Patchy's body is great. Just in a different way.

>> No.13473259

What is the /jp/ approved diet and exercise regiment to get f/jp/t?

>> No.13473265
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13473265

Which 2hu would look the best in a micro bikini?

>> No.13473270

>>13473259
Stop eating. Completely.

>> No.13473277
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>>13473259

Why bother? You will never be this perfect. Cirno's body is perfect because she was born this way.

>> No.13473286

>>13473259
>>>/fit/17018018

>> No.13473293

>>13473265
Suwako

>> No.13473328
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>>13472826
Take a stand against fatshaming 2hus!
Join me and other ~natural~ 2hus in protest at the beach!

>> No.13473413

>>13473293

I'm sure her body is top tier, but her frog like behavior would ruin the sight.

I'd say it's Koishi or Flan.

>> No.13473415

>>13473259
Fap furiously 20+ times a day.

Up and down stairs.
While doing push ups and sit ups.
While pumping iron with your other hand.
While doing squats.

Easy as you'll take it.

>> No.13473452

>>13473054
I want to watch Patchy stress eat after seeing her body in a skimpy swimsuit.

>> No.13473458

>fatchouli meme
Patchouli is a magician who doesn't need to eat, she subsists entirely on tea and magic.

>> No.13473474

>>13473259
caloric restriction. literally lost 60 pounds just by drinking broth and limiting to at most 1200 calories daily.

>> No.13473497
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>>13473458
That doesn't mean she can't though. Extra calories are stored as fat and Patchouli neither needs to use calories nor exercises so she's basically doomed. Every slice of cake softens her tummy and pads her thighs and chest.

>> No.13473639
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13473639

The beach is a wonderful place

>> No.13473900

>>13473259
eat a lot everyday, lots of protein and lift 3 days a week minimum
it's easy and then you can impress the 2hus bruh

>> No.13474491

>>13473474
Just keep it around -500 kcal. Too much is bad for your progress because it's slowing down your metabolism.

>> No.13474797

>>13473474

That sounds really bad drinking broth. I don't think I want to do that if I want to lose weight.

>> No.13474808
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13474808

I already am beach ready, however I don't like the beach so I won't go.

>> No.13474840
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>>13473259
This is /fit/ training without having to go to a gym or outside ...it may be outdated tho

>> No.13474853

>>13472826
Does Gensokyo have any nude beaches?

>> No.13474862

>>13474840
By the "stay at home standard", the guide to 100 pushups is a nice rule of thumb to start.

>> No.13474865

>>13474797
gotta cut if you wanna see dem gains

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