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13462510 No.13462510 [Reply] [Original]

So which version of Patchouli is the best?
Plump or Loli?

>> No.13462570

>>13462510
why not both.gif

>> No.13462698
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13462698

Neither.

>> No.13462725
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We always have threads for fatass patchouli. This is now a thread for MANchouli.

>> No.13462824
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Lolichouli Knowledge

>> No.13462893
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>>13462725
BESTchouli

>> No.13469838
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Regular Patchouli.

>> No.13469857

>>13462510
>sample
yo link original

>> No.13469875
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Why are those the only two options?

>> No.13469996

>>13469857
source is IQDB

>> No.13470486

>>13469838
Leave /jp/

>> No.13470500

As long as she has feet, I don't care really much.

>> No.13471609
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Glasses Patchouli!

>> No.13471732
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>>13469838
Stay on /jp/. We need people who actually respect canon.

>> No.13471889
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>>13471609
I'm not bird eyed!!!!!

>> No.13472073

>>13462510
I'm partial to Fatchy but any of them are fine

>> No.13472081
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>>13471732
Periorbital dark circles are a side effect of anemia. She also doesn't sleep very much. It would be nice if more artists drew this. I find it rather cute.

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>>13472081
It is. Sure makes her look angry and serious all the time, though.

>> No.13472100

>>13469875

This is a very nice Patchy.

>> No.13472108

I love Patchouli.

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>>13472100
Nice how?

>> No.13472145

>>13472081
Sadly, she is all but completely irrelevant in all ways, shapes and forms.

>> No.13472156

>>13472132

Physical attributes.

>> No.13472164
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>>13472145
That's to be expected. It's not like she goes out much.

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>> No.13472253

>>13472226
I wish I was that pillow.

>> No.13472265
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>>13472156
Patchouli does not appreciate those sorts of comments, sir.

>> No.13472287
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>>13472253
If you hold still and keep quite and have a sufficiently soft shirt, I don't think Patchouli would mind resting her feet on you.

>> No.13472293
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>>13472265

Patchy is a NERD!

>> No.13472299
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>>13472293
Nerd is fine. Crude, but fine.

>> No.13474895
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>>13470486
Yes, you should.

>> No.13478822

Plump

>> No.13479716

>>13474895
Now that was one SICK burn, dude!
do you think patchy comes up with all her puns herself or do you think she has a collection of pun-books at her disposal?

>> No.13480599

>>13472081
No she has dark eyes because she works for ISIS

>> No.13480654

>>13480599
Dubs don't lie

>> No.13480696

>>13471732
I agree with this

>> No.13480771

I think patché is a slut.

Is this true
?_?

>> No.13482425

>>13480654
Behead those who insult Patchy!
>>13480771

>> No.13482832
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Will Patchy be ok?

>> No.13482842
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>>13482832
She'll be fine.

>> No.13482870
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>>13472081
I agree, there isn't enough picture where you can see anemia's effect on Patchouli. It's sad, because I find that cute.

>> No.13482877
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>>13482870
Are pictures of her looking weak or sickly not enough?

>> No.13482911
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I like to believe that underneath those thick robes she's hiding a very small loli-like figure.

>> No.13482918

I want to fatten up Patchy. Is this wrong?

>> No.13482967

>>13482918
Only if you don't take responsibility

>> No.13482979
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13482979

Thin, bookish Patchouli

>> No.13483008

Patchy looks like a Jolly Rancher that someone left in their back pocket and accidentally threw in the washing machine and dryer.

>> No.13483011

Is Tharja a Patchy?

>> No.13483018

>>13482967
I will tell responsibility while feeding her a big bowl of fettuccine chicken alfredo.

>> No.13483113

>>13483018
Then go for it and enjoy your pudgy Patchy.

>> No.13483190
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What knd of music does Patchy listen?
I like to think that she love prog rock and her favourite band is King Crimson.

>> No.13483211

>>13483190
Wutang Clan, Outkast, MF Doom, Eric B. & Rakim, and maybe yeezy ironically.

>> No.13483212

>>13483190
Hip hop

>> No.13483541

>>13483190
Radiohead, The Smiths, The Flaming Lips

>> No.13483548

Pregnantchouli

>> No.13483556

>>13483190
Violin, piano, harpsichord. Harp. Any other kind of music would make reading a pain in the ass.

Patchy doesn't do rap or anything ultra loud. It's a mansion. With Scarlet devils. People are trying to sleep during the day.

>> No.13483560
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I want to take of her cute socks and give her a sensual foot massage.

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>>13483190
None. Libraries are supposed to be quiet.

>> No.13483608

>>13483190

despite being pretty gloomy I bet she likes hip hop and stuff.

>> No.13483649
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>>13482911
Patchouli's body type is a mystery, and she's not talking.

>> No.13483734

>>13483212
>>13483608

Touhou Crossing said it so it must be true

>> No.13483828

>>13483649

Well due to her being anemic and probably reading so much she forgets to eat and ignores exercise all together it would be very likely she would be anorexic.

But, a chubby patchy is much sexier.

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>>13483828
I choose to believe she's somewhere in the middle.

>> No.13484252
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>>13471732
touhou has no canon you fuck

pic related, it's best version of patchouli

>> No.13484279

>>13484252
Touhou has canon, it's just wishywashy.

>> No.13484287
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13484287

Lolis lolis lolis <3 <3 asdkhasdkhasd :3

>> No.13484291

>>13483211
>Liking MF Doom
truly the best 2hu

>> No.13484340

>>13484279
wishywashy = nonexistant

>> No.13485139

Secondary containment thread?

Secondary containment thread.

>> No.13485803

>>13483212
>>13483211
Enlighten me, where does the fact that Patchouli listen to Hip hop come from?

>> No.13486193

>>13485803
Secondary doujinshi.

>> No.13486361

>>13484252
That is a soft Patchy, would cuddle.

>> No.13486392

>>13484252
>touhou has no canon you fuck
typical secondary patchyfag

>> No.13486439

>>13486392
to be fair, canon patchouli is basically a formless blob behind a puffy nightgown, which kind of gives you some wiggle room for interpretation without being explicitly wrong.

>> No.13486728
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All Patchae are the best, but both extremes are bad.

No morbid obesity.
No famished patchy as well.

>> No.13488022

>>13486193
Do you have the link to that doujin?

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>>13486728
Normal Patchy is the best.

>> No.13492239
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13492239

Many Patchys are good but Softchouli is best.

>> No.13493480

>>13491740
best Patchy picture I've ever seen

>> No.13493623

>>13486439

There isn't enough wiggle room to make her morbidly obese or even overweight in the slightest.

You can see her legs at the end of SSiB, they are not chubby. Not to mention the fact that her neck would be thicker. But it's not. You can even see her collar bone clearly defined.

>> No.13494630

>>13492239
More like Fatchouli

>> No.13494640

>>13494630
All Patchies are best Patchy, although I'm more partial to the heavy ones.

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>> No.13498823

>>13497206
There's too much life in her eyes.

>> No.13500035

>>13498823
She's feeling frisky.

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>>13483211
>>13483212
>>13483608

>> No.13502959

>>13462510
plump of course!

>> No.13509912
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Any of you dorks going to buy this really cute Patchy nendoroid?

>> No.13510533

>>13509912
Oh man are preorders up yet? I don't know buyfaggy things.

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>>13491740
>>13486728
These guys get it.

>> No.13510598

>>13510533
It will go up in a few hours.

>> No.13510731
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slutchouli is best

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>>13510731

>> No.13511510
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So much talk about Patchouli's body. It's like none of you remember she's a brilliant and powerful magician.

>> No.13511514

>>13510598
I planned on not buying the nendos for the ones I already have petites of, but god damn it I love patchy too much! I need to get this!

>> No.13511562
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>>13511510
Of course I remember.

>> No.13511592

>>13511510
She's only a stage 4 boss!

>> No.13511607
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>>13511592
And an extra stage midboss and occasional playable character. Not only that, but resourceful mages, wizards, and witches are generally more dangerous then their power level might indicate.

>> No.13511806

>>13511607
>>13511592
I wish Patchouli was more important in the games.

>> No.13512160

Guys how do i set up a date with Patchouli so i can have sex with her?

>> No.13512194

>>13512160
seducing Patchy would be the hard part, nevermind setting up a date

>> No.13512215

>>13512194

How do i seduce the Patchy?

>> No.13512408
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>>13512215
Realistically? You don't.

>> No.13512422

>>13512408
hypothetically speaking, if it was possible
how would one do it

>> No.13512662

>>13512422
Git gud at magic and then study with/under her.
Preferably you need to develop or learn some magics she doesn't know (good luck on that).
You could also try to get her books back from Marisa

>> No.13512703

>>13512662
Honestly, one would need to outdo her in magic for her to take notice. Or be extremely knowledgeable. She strikes me as the kind of lady that isn't easily impressed.

>> No.13512855

>>13510598
What site can I preorder it on? Amiami?

>> No.13512870

>>13512703
No doubt about that.
But once you got past that and actually got to her?
I imagine she'd be quiet clingy, always sitting in your lap or next to you as she reads.
Along with talking about magical theory with you.

>> No.13512934

>>13512855
GSC's store or the stores listed here.
http://www.goodsmile.info/en/product/5007/Nendoroid+Patchouli+Knowledge.html

>> No.13513087
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>>13512934
Thanks friend. Now to wait until October.

>> No.13513100
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>>13513087
Glasses?

>> No.13513984

Why would Patchouli wear a dress that looks like a pillowcase if she wasn't a chubby cuddleslut who wants to be used as a pillow?

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>>13509912
I just pre-ordered her!

>> No.13514211

>>13510731
Hikki Slutchouli that has no social interaction with people other than casual sex is the best.

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>>13513087
I don't like how all the newer Touhou nendos now come with the generic clear plasic square stands instead of the personalized ones.

>> No.13514279
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>>13502944
Throw up the horns.

>> No.13514392

>>13512934
Will they come to sale to amiami too?

>> No.13514443

>>13514269
I prefer the generic ones, since they stand more solidly on them. I have Marisa nendo and she falls over with a light nudge.

>> No.13514986

>>13514269
They look like little fatties

>> No.13515224
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>>13513984
Because it's comfortable.

>> No.13515442

>>13515224
Comfortable to sleep on!

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>>13515442
More so to sleep in.

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>>13471889
i too enjoy colonel aki's interpretation of patchouli

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>>13515500
>>13515500

>> No.13515575

>>13510731
sup mugi

>> No.13515644
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>>13515500
I don't, not really. Too much of a comedic neet.

>> No.13515839

>>13514392
Only second-hand later, unfortunately.

>> No.13520714
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Sexy Patchy is alright. Dress is a bit too tight. Not enough baggy clothes.

>> No.13525506
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>>13520714
Sexy Patchouli is quite good, but her outfit can't really express that without being modified to the point where it's not really her outfit anymore. It works best as a hidden beauty kind of thing.

>> No.13525576

Patchouli is such a fucking dork I want to pick her up and carry her around.

>> No.13526178
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>>13525576
I want Patchouli to pick me up and carry me around...in her cleavage.

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>>13513984
nigga wat did joo jus say to mai waifu?

>> No.13526855
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>>13525506
sounanokaa?

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>>13526855
That is so. That's a pretty Patchy, yeah, but she's not screaming "sexy!" in that outfit.

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>>13462725
Nah, muck you, leather head.

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Does Patchouli read all those books to improve her magic and research stuff, or does she just like to read?

>> No.13528947

>>13528938
Little of A and a little of B.
Gotta stay busy somehow

>> No.13528961

>>13527677
Nice dubs

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>>13528947
"Busy" is not a word I would associate with Patchouli.

>> No.13529884

>>13529690
Hey, she's got to be doing something with her life.

>> No.13529968

Which is a good game to play as Patchy?

>> No.13529976

>>13529968
Mystical Chain

>> No.13529979

>>13529968
Find the man in the boat

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>>13529884
Does she?

>> No.13530170

>>13530156
Of course she does, a pretty magician like her can't just spend her life doing nothing more than reading and sleeping can't she?

>> No.13530180
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>>13530170
I don't see why not.

>> No.13530190

>>13530180
Won't it get old for her though? She'd have all these spells, all this knowledge yet she'd never be able to show this off to someone special.

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>>13530190
She's been doing it for who knows how long and still seems to enjoy it. And Patchouli isn't really the type to show off.

>> No.13530222

>>13530212
Yeah but she needs to once in a while! Otherwise she's just going to sit there and collect as much dust as her books.

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>>13530222
Don't be silly. She at least moves enough to not collect much dust.

>> No.13530296

>>13530233
But she needs to go out and meet people.
What is she going to do if she ever wants to pass on what she's learned?

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>>13530296
Patchouli has no interest in meeting people or passing on her knowledge.

>> No.13530322

>>13530307
Which is sad.
She's more a piece of furniture than a person if she's like that.

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>>13530322
How rude.

>> No.13530341

>>13530325
She is!
She won't talk to anyone other than two people, hardly moves, and doesn't even need to eat or drink.

>> No.13530352
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>>13530341
Very rude, and wrong. Patchouli thinks and reads and casts and moves sometimes. Stop being so hyperbolic.

>> No.13530354

>>13530322
>>13530341
Introverted protector here, please do not put pressure an introverted person!!!

You don't have to go out to be a person!

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>>13530341
>>13530322

>> No.13530394

>>13530369
Please do not post western crap in here.

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>>13530341
Also, Patchouli's not unwilling to talk to people. She's not shy, just introverted.

>> No.13530528

>>13530394
then why did you post xd

>> No.13530861

>>13483190
Medieval western gregorian chants.

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pripyat patchouli is best patchouli

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