/jp/ - Otaku Culture

God damn it.

This is the thread we're using.

Now discuss what your waifu's favorite shows would be.

Dragons

Well, at least it was made properly.

Ghosts are love.

Ghosts are unlife.

monster daughterus

>>13459683
>You'll never watch Karate Bugmen with your daughteru
Suffering.

>>13459684
Damn.

>>13459655
101 Ways to Cook with Eggs
Every Wednesday with your host Ko B. Ra

>>13459655
Sci-Fi action dramas.

>>13459656
Perfection.

>>13459684
And suffering.

Mice are olev.

>>13459717
Nyan go to bed.

>>13459656
are the best

>>13459728
They're a bunch of jerks.

>>13459724
No, I need to try and write something tonight.

>>13459655
She doesn't watch TV. She watches me instead.

Though I'm beginning to suspect that she secretly steals my underwear and wears them like a luchador mask behind my back.

>>13459655
>You mean you still watch TV?

>>13459728

>Thumbs on backwings
>Scale stockings

No.

>>13459684
Thank God.

>>13459728
Dragonslut pls.

>>13459822
That's not Dragonslut.
I am Dragonslut.

>>13459836
I want to watch Ryuki with a Dragon.
I want to see her cry when her favorite Rider dies.

>>13459836
>Kamilla
>Dragon
Get that filthy impostor out.

Condense your threads!

>>13459845
>impostor
Pfft.

>>13459872
I'm trying.

>>13459872
We're trying our best!

>>13459872
Condense your autism.
We got Ralph Wiggum making threads here, but it's not like you people are any better.

>>13459836
No. I am Dragonslut!

>>13459886
I'm not actually seafoam
no seriously I'm not

Want to know what I am though?
Tired. Goodnight /mgg/

May you regain your confidence and motivation, leave the house, hit the gym, train both your mind and body, meet the girl of your dreams, have 3 wonderful blond haired children, and die content and successful in whatever career you chose to pursue.

Or may you find a really, really well done full-size body pillow of your waifu. Whichever you prefer.

How do we get the mods to remove the other thread? Or are we just going to use it as a premade backup thread in the worst case scenario?

>>13459903
We're all Dragonsluts here.

>Threads were created 8 seconds apart.
Fuck, guess I'll go with this one.

Red Dragons are scary when they're all fired up.

FUCK THE SNAKE
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>>13459913
I'm fairly sure I'm still a tailpussy slut.

>>13459913
Not really, friend. I don't really like dragons. At all. More power to you though.

>>13459926
>>13459936
And here I thought there were more Dragonsluts around right now. Oh well.

>>13459913
Sorry anon, i like reptiles, but i prefer the slithery kind

>>13459836
>>13459903
>>13459913
There are many admitted Dragonsluts. But I'm the first.

>>13459949
Are you a slut for a particular kind of Dragon, or are you a slut for all kinds of Dragons? You whore.

>>13459949
You're just the first to admit it.

>>13459947
Dragons can be slithery.

>>13459955
>Wurm
>Dragon

she wishes

>>13459961
She's still an Earth Dragon, anon. That means she'll never lose an arm wrestling match, unless she's up against a Greater Wyrm or a Queen Dragon.

>>13459926
Loser!

>>13459954
I like Winged Dragons, so Vanilla and Wyverns, over non-winged, like Wurm and Ryu. Though I like Wurms more than Ryu.

>>13459955
Well, yes, and thus the first to be called with the "Dragonslut" moniker.

>>13459971
>I like Winged Dragons, so Vanilla and Wyverns, over non-winged, like Wurm and Ryu. Though I like Wurms more than Ryu.

So no particular flavor/color?

>>13459974
And I was the first to call you a Dragonslut.
>Wyverns
You like a portable pool filler, eh?

>>13459978
Misquote?

>>13459969
>Only thing stronger than a Wurm is a stronger Wurm, or something that is nearly a Goddess
Sounds about right.

I'm a slut for Nexus Dragons.

>>13459978
Damn, meant for >>13459974

>>13459994
Big whoop, it's not always the strongest fighter who wins.

>>13459994
>Greater Wurms are bigger, stronger, and smarter than a regular Wurm
>They can do math at a 5th grade level, and won't get cheese and grease all over their face when eating pizza!

>>13459980
Say what you will, but I'm writing a Wyvern who'll be a cool beauty! No, not a Dumvern.

>>13459978
Well, Vanilla's my favored flavor. Not much preference to color. Though I'm writing one with cerulean-colored scales, and do find blue pretty appealing in general. Though red and green are both nice too.

>>13459998
>I want to fuck math

Fucking asexuals.

>>13460008
That's right! It's the fighter with the most justice in her heart that wins! And no one has more justice in her heart than Wurm-chan!

http://strawpoll.me/4323433

>>13459683
Dick them.

Dragonsluts are shit, you're annoying and too vocal and one even admitted being pro-order who'd probably betray his waifu if it'd come to choosing sides.
Except Jabberwocker, he's ok.

>>13460021
Isn't the Wurm in the signal the one from the MGK picture with bumper cars?

>>13460016
Big whoop. I've written a petite Wyvern who tries to act grown up and is never taken seriously.

>>13460022
From what i read about dolphin vaginas i want tone one both of them

>>13460037
>i want tone one both of them
*I want one on both of them

I want to have a threesome with a Rust Dragon and a Brainstealer Dragon!

>>13460022
I don't know what a cloaca is but i'm sure it's horrifying

>>13460021
I see a dog in the signal light.

>>13460037
Aren't they, like, industrial vacuum tier?

>>13460049
It's a hole that contains all other holes.

>>13460049
Cloaca: same orifice for the intestinal, urinary and reproductive tracts.

>>13460049
It's the hole of holes
Not even kidding

>>13460049

http://exhentai.org/g/594380/e51f47f255/

This has all of the information you'll need on snake cloaca.

People call us furries, and with all the cloaka/dolphin/equine/other vaginafags, I'm starting to think they're right.

>>13460021
>It's night in Got-him City.
>Be a crook, a ne'er-do-well.
>This night I've been following an Elf into an alleyway.
>I pull out my knife and threaten her to hand over her wallet or I'll cut off her ears.
>"Oh no~ this brutish Human is going to RAVAGE me with his thick Human penis!~"
>Is she trying to tease me.
>Grab her by the throat and ask the knife-eared cunt if she has a deathwish.
>"H-Harder..."
>What?
>"Squeeze my throat harder~"
>God damn fucking Elves.
>Just then a shadow envelops us both.
>Some Wurm stands there with a thin black mask, slightly askew, covering her eyes.
>"STOP BAD GUY! I'M HERE TO PUT AN END TO YOUR CRIMES!"
>Oh fuck.
>Try to run.
>She tackles me into a wall
>I feel like I broke at least 4 of my ribs.
>"AHA! I HAVE YOU NOW!"
>Accept it, tell her to just take me to the police station or whatever, I give up on this shit.
>"NOT SO FAST! IT'S TIME TO PAY FOR YOUR CRIMES!"
>She tears through my pants with her claws, and positions one metric ton of pussy and ass above my cock.
>Oh no...

Crime never pays in Got-him City.

>>13460070
I can somewhat understand them. Nature did sort of shortchange humans when it comes to vaginas with their own gimmick.

>>13459998
>Handbook of the Immortals

First true great elder arch dire dragonslut?

>>13460079

Most human vaginas are fucking horrifying.

Or at least the ones you find on real humans. Ones on 2D girls are of course quite pretty.

>>13460070
So because we discuss cloaca, we're somehow like those kids who make fursonas and wear fursuits in public and do furry art?

Fluffy tail? Or bushy tail?

>>13460070
>>13460043
From what i read, dolphin pussies are like the shit you see straight of of the better part of MGQ.
The guy that said he fucks them says that he can't go back to normal human vagina let alone his hand since he first stuck it in.

I may not me attracted to dolphins, but if you stuck one on a cute MG i wouldn't say no

>>13460074
I want to commit crimes in Got-him city now.

>>13460091
You ARE talking about fucking animal pussies. So, do the math.

Someone have the cap of that furfaggit who fucked his dog?

>>13460074
>yfw when corrupt MG law enforcement is actually better at handling repeat offenders
>"Fine whatever. You got me. Hurry up and tae me to jail so I can get bail"
>cuffs bind his wrists and the dark elf grins, "Ara, were you into that sort of thing, husband? We're such a good mach for each other~"
>"Wut"
>"Come along now, you naughty boy." She leans close, "The soap in my "private" gaol is especially slippery. Do take care~"

>>13460096
Hmm...
Business savvy Tanuki CC
Ara ara~ Kitsune MILF
or bright-eyed and bushy tailed young Kitsune.

All of them.

>>13460022
>http://strawpoll.me/4323433
>Thinking cloaca and vagina would even look different on a lamia.
Having more than one hole on them is more retarded. But then when there's people voting that don't even know what a cloaca is, it's just like pissing in the wind.

>>13460097
You are making me sadder with each post.

>>13460102
>tfw a burly Oni gives you a reach-around when you bend over to grab the soap.

I regret my life of crime!

>>13460107
90% of Lamia art doesn't even have them with a cloaca.

>>13460115
It means one hole you dingus no matter where it is or what it looks like. All of EMG for example is plain cloaca.

>>13460096

Fuffy.

>>13460121
No, it isn't. Crabman hasn't said one word of it so you're just assuming it

>>13460114
>Oni
No, anon. Her personal cell is in her home. It's an analogy for marriage. She's going to rape him for days at a time and locking him up in her home so he can't be a public menace. It's like solitary with cuddledom

>>13460114
Am I missing something? Why is this bad? Unless you don't like onis.

>>13460127
>Only has dorito panties
>Shown in multiple chapters, including the shedding chapter

Just stop.

>>13460136
Maybe she has a human vagina and a hole for waste somewhere around the end of her tail?
Don't assume shit and enforce it.

I want a Pharaoh to dom me.

>>13460135
I'm tsundere for Monster Girls.

>>13460074
Can I marry the Wurm after that?

>>13460147
Justice rides alone

>>13460141
>A hole for waste that's not covered
>That didn't have the same problem with shedding around a hole as the hole up top
>When crabman still went on about how smooth the shedding was after the first problem area except the tip of the tail

It's ridiculously plain to see. The only reason you could be pushing back so hard is cloaca bothers you somehow.

>>13460153
As long as it rides me. Or I ride it.

>>13460164
>The only reason you could be pushing back so hard is cloaca bothers you somehow.
That couldn't be farther from the truth.
A cloaca would not make any sense where it is positioned on her pelvis, as it would have to do a 180 through her body. Therefor, what she has is not a cloaca.

I don't care if she has a snake cloaka or a human pussy
If it's attached to Miia i want to fuck it

>>13460164

If she had a cloaca it would be located near the end of her tail. She could have a snake ass there that hides itself.

>>13460184
A cloaca makes perfect sense if her tail is just a big muscled tail. That's how it should be anyway if her abdomen ends where the human part ends. There's nothing indicating she has a bunch of snake intestines down there or a big snake liver. A mammalian digestive system is plenty compact enough up top to provide plenty of energy.

>>13460193
See above.

>>13460164
Crab's girls do have lamiass, so who knows. Remember Kimihito imagining how she goes to the bathroom? It's a mystery.

How does Cerea wipe her ass?

The only thing I dislike about cloaca is the fact it would have to be at the base of the tail biologically speaking, and not between the hips where human half meets snake. I don't want that. Sure you can fold the tail on itself and just move the cloaka to her abdomen but it's not the same. It's just not the same.

>>13460208
>big muscled tail
That. Makes. Zero. Biological. Sense.
Are you some highschool dropout? A stomach and digestive system that small would not be able to provide enough energy to sustain an appendage of that size, let alone provide enough energy for locomotion.

>>13460214
Crab's girls didn't start with lamiass. That's something he fell into later along with upping the tit sizes and noodle arming. And horses can reach back that far just fine. It's like you've never seen one bite a surly fly off its butt.

>>13460214

>How does Cerea wipe her ass?

With your face.

>>13460185
>>13460193
>>13460208
>>13460220
>>13460226
What if some monstergirls have evolved beyond the need for waste elimination? Maybe some of the more magical ones?

>>13460244
Maybe pure magical, undead, and things like golems and dolls.
Everything else not so much.

>>13460228
But they do have lamiass and nothing has been confirmed or denied. Nor will it be, because this is a harem manga and ironically enough, hardly anyone gets laid in those, so quit speeding anatomyfag.

Swatting a fly with your tail is not wiping your ass.

>>13460214
>How does Cerea wipe her ass?

...Some kinda disposable turd-wiper on a stick?

>>13460214
>How does Cerea wipe her ass?

>>13460226
>A stomach and digestive system that small would not be able to provide enough energy to sustain an appendage of that size, let alone provide enough energy for locomotion.

>What are crocodilians
>What are glass lizards

And they don't even have more powerful warm-blooded systems. That's not even getting into even less efficient systems like say a flounder which is less than twenty percent abdominal cavity and the rest is jaws and tail.

>>13460243
You have to be 18 to post here.

>>13460256
>Swatting a fly with your tail is not wiping your ass.

Did you see any mention of horse tail in there? Try reading it again.

>>13460262
Is this true? Imagine fucking a centaur in the ass then. I-I mean, HA HORSEPUSSY GROSS

>>13460262
And here I just assumed she was flexible enough to reach back that far.

>>13460262
God Damn it.

>>13460266
Mia is MUCH larger than they are and weighs much more. They also don't use nearly as much energy as a Lamia would just to move around.
Since she doesn't need to sunbathe like most reptiles, I seriously doubt she's truly cold blooded.

Would you help a woman who lives in dreams get revenge against a monster who killed her little sister?

>>13460288
I still want to be her daki.

>>13460290
Can I sex the monster?

>>13460292
Well that's fine and dandy.
Mia's anatomy isn't hard to comprehend. The spider's is.
How does she even use the bathroom?

>>13460293
The monster would sooner kill you than talk to you, after it tortures you of course

>>13460299
Really big litter box?

Please think of the catgirls.

>>13460304
>litter box
She's not a cat or small dog.

>>13460310
A really big Bidet?

>>13460300
you don't need to talk to do the sex.

>>13460288
Miia specifically calls herself poikilothermic, and is affected by temperature all the time.

You're still missing the point that putting a warmblooded system in her or at least an archasaur system is basically like throwing a turbine under the hood. It will throw out a shit ton of energy for her, more than she'd need only at the cost of having to eat a lot comparatively, which she does.

The point of the previous post was that even crap Devonian systems can achieve those proportions. It's not even an effort with a few mammal parts.

Also
>Miia
>Bigger than a big fucking saltie
>Or an oarfish

>>13460308
I want a catgirl to softly knead my chest when we cuddle for a a nap.

>>13460315
Maybe a bag like some homeless person? There were a bunch when she was introduced, but that may have just been trash since it WAS an attic.

>>13460299
>>13460304
>>13460315
The nigga asked HOW not WHERE you faggots.

>>13460299
Mega concentrated piss.

>Most spiders convert nitrogenous waste products into uric acid, which can be excreted as a dry material. Malphigian tubules ("little tubes") extract these wastes from the blood in the hemocoel and dump them into the cloacal chamber, from which they are expelled through the anus.[8] Production of uric acid and its removal via Malphigian tubules are a water-conserving feature that has evolved independently in several arthropod lineages that can live far away from water,[14] for example the tubules of insects and arachnids develop from completely different parts of the embryo.[9] However a few primitive spiders, the sub-order Mesothelae and infra-order Mygalomorphae, retain the ancestral arthropod nephridia ("little kidneys"),[8] which use large amounts of water to excrete nitrogenous waste products as ammonia.[14]

The human version of this is just pissing I would assume.

>>13460317
she is both poikilothermic, which puts her in the cold blooded section, and about 24 feet in length
she needs to consume quite a bit of food daily, and this means while she is affected by outside temperature, she can have it regulated by artificial means.

>>13460322
In the bathroom, duh!

>>13460331
Thus the archasaur system, which is a lot closer to her. Not true warmblooded, but not fully unregulated either.

>>13460317
If she is that then the temperature in the house must be a constant tropic/desert level of heat.
Mia is certainly very long, and her tail isn't thin. With how snakes move, they use up more energy than a lazy and energy conservative croc would.

Basically, one wouldn't produce enough and the other would require too much.

/mgg/

Science, Nature and Excretory systems.

>>13460341
slithering uses very little energy, its essentially the section that shifts back and forth that does all the work.

I want a Cait Sith.

>>13460341
Are you implying that snakes are not extremely energy conservative and lazy?

>>13460359
Depends on the snake. A croc is certainly more lazy, as they sit around most of the day in the sun.
Oddly enough, they can blitz really quickly on land, and swim fairly quickly despite that.

>>13460351
Where did you read that?
Also, this is very interesting http://www.ucs dot louisiana.edu/~brm2286/locomotn.htm

>>13460356
Name one thing a cait sith can do a were-kitten cannot.

>>13460373
Herpetology 101.

>>13460365
Comparing them to water snakes in the same habitat that share the same niche, they're far less lazy. But that's because they've got a more advanced body structure.

And if you need proof of the land aspect, you only need to look up the extinct land crocs and their cousins the phytosaurs.

>>13460374
Why not a Nekomata?

>>13460374
Annoy the holy shit out of people just by existing?

What'cha doing nerds? Off Day Edition

>>13460374
Be completely covered in soft, silky fur.

>>13460381
Even better. Too bad nobody remembers them.

>>13460386
I'm sure if she tried really really hard she could do that! Even if she isn't a Cheshire!

>>13460390
furry please go

>>13460389
I want to shoot her on the butt with a BB gun.

>>13460379
Interesting.
But Mia would be more likely to do a Rectilinear type of locomotion, like most large boas and pythons do. It would explain why her belly is so fit.

>>13460404
Whenever you see pictures of her at rest from above from "walking" or "running" though, it's typical lateral undulation form.

>>13460402
She's going to make you kiss it better.

>>13460380
You mean those gigantic prehistoric crocs?
Pretty interesting stuff, it is. What about those enormous prehistoric snakes?

>>13460401
There's difference between wanting to PET the kemono, FUCK the kemono, and BE the kemono, Anon.

Sis someone say Miia's fit belly?

>>13460389

Trying to figure out what the hell to watch on the Internet. Besides thick monkey butt.

>>13460318
Is that like dogs going in circles before laying down?

>>13460421
Her tail position's do suggest that, but with her size it wouldn't make much sense.
Large snakes do not move like that most of the time, like the giant anaconda and reticulated python.

>>13460389
Eating my breakfast.
>>13460434
The Room.

>>13460423
That's when I pull out Old Painkiller.

I hate monkeys you have no fucking idea.

>>13460427
The ones in the Jurassic? They're pretty cool, just for the fact they're still primitive in so many ways that people don't think of. A number of creatures like that really.

>tfw most birds in the Cretaceous still had teeth

>>13460452
I don't blame you, monkeys are little assholes.

>>13460452
Pretty sure taking expired painkillers is bad for you anon.

>>13460448
I agree with you. It's likely crabman oversight, or an artistic choice to make her look more stereotypical snaky.

>>13460434
Watch all of half in the bag and if you've already watched them re-watch them

Would mainlining Barometz juice get you high?

>>13460423
I'd be alright with that.

>>13460454
Remember those giant eagles, or something, that killed Moas with a Dragoon-ish drop? Or those Gigantophis? Or the Titanoboa?

>>13460449

Not the first recommendation for it I've heard. Guess I'll give it a go.

>These posts about snakes

Listen, when I said nerds I meant in jest, not legit.

>>13460465
Probably just went with random snake things and threw them together instead of looking up large snakes and their habits.

>>13460476
Man this is like freshman zoology and discovery channel popcorn science level. We can get so much worse.

>>13460462
You're not my mom.

>>13460492
Perhaps so but you'll never get anything as cap worthy as Erubetie's shenanigans.

>>13460389
Enjoyin' the warmth of oncoming summer and playin' some League.
Looking forward to ULiL tomorrow.
and you caught me at 11:30 instead of 4:00 this time. Yay weekends.

>>13460389
thingken of life

>>13460502
Well, the cap was too, but I was talking about our current discussion. It's just a little fun. We haven't gone off on taxonomy differentiation or stuff yet.

>>13460502
That God damn fox.

>>13460502
Too much christmas cake mate. jesus.

>>13460504
>playing ASSFAGGOTS

>>13460502
I wonder how many Anons would choose the grandmother over the mother or daughter if given the choice.

>>13460522
>Not wanting to destroy smug fox with your dick

She's like the Mom of the entire smug squad.

An inspiration to them all.

>>13460522

Read it, it's for your own good

http://exhentai.org/g/653175/cf1cce770d/

>>13460539
That's doto

>>13460547
Yep. Probably one of the only foxes I've ever liked. Good shit.

NEW KC TONIGHT

>>13460560
Please be Wendigo

>>13460516
Don't you want to hug her from behind and whisper Obaachan before nibbling on her ears and fondling those bitties? To make her weak in the knees while she tries to futilely resist and holds on to you at the same time? To put your weight in her and slowly yet firmly slip it in, making her go faint, sighing as you kiss her neck and tell her she's the best, making her tighten up and milk your cock repeatedly with over 9 centuries of lust in a matter of minutes?

And then have her bake you cookies?

I'm not even a grannyfag, what the fuck have you people done to me?

>>13460553
That's every moba.

>>13460560
Is it a mouse?

>>13460560
Aww yeah.

>>13460560

He hasn't said anything chuuni on Twitter though.

>>13460560
That was quick. Please be a non furry dog girl or Phoenix.

>>13460565
Why are you doing this to me, anon?

>>13460522
>>13460547
Aw shit nigga I was wrong. I would a fox like that so hard.

>>13460560
Hmm. Well, I doubt it will be one I especially like, but I look forward to seeing what it is. So long as it isn't... that.

>>13460574
Didn't you read that spoiler, I'm in the same damn boat.

>>13460564
Shit movie, actually scary monster. You're crazy.

I hope it's Cait-Su or whatever the dog version is called.

>>13460591
furry please go

>>13460582
But why drive me to despair too? I didn't ask for this boner.

>>13460591
I hope a sniper shoots your balls off.

>>13460560
What makes you say that? He's yet to do his "I'm powering up!" tweet he usually does before finishing up a new girl.

>>13460591
Bite your tongue, anon.

>>13460596
'Tis the nature of these threads.

>New KC
>Captcha just had me select all cats

Scared.jpg

>>13460615
All cats? I want to select all cats! That's much better than selecting all sandwiches that are actually burgers.

>>13460615
That's funny, google has only ever made me choose food

does it think cats are food? Has google been taken over by the Chinese?

>>13460622
>>13460624
Also guinea pigs.

>>13460622
Or hamburgers that are actually chicken sandwiches. Or ice cream that are actually cupcakes. Man, I want to select cats.

>>13460560
>TONIGHT
Nip time?

>>13460627
Stop making me jealous.

You come home and find pic-related. How do you respond?

>>13460629
I got one that wanted me to select pasta and there was no pasta
i ended up clicking two pictures of soup and it worked

>>13460637
Run before she sees me
call the cops and tell them there's a monster in my house

>>13460631
Will-o-wisp pls, do something useful and get jealous of science fiction so we finally get jetpacks and VR.

>>13460637
Where's my fucking gun?

>>13460627

Now you're making think about what Guinea Pig-girls would be like.

>>13460658
fat

>>13460637
Normally I'd run, but all my stuff is in my house, so time to GTA.

>>13460637
I don't understand. Does she like Norm Abram that much?

>>13460658
Kinky as fuck. Maybe a lot of nurse/medical fetishes.

>>13460637
Well, there are worse things that could happen.

>>13460637
Please put a seal or something.

>>13460658
Pudgy. Also screamers.

>>13460637
Mob Justice. We'll use blunt weapons and nets.

>>13460637
I throw selkies at her. GET IT? SELKIES.

>>13460637

I ram my fist into her cunt while she's distracted.

Let's see how the rape-train copes with some SURPRISE FISTING.

>>13460663
>>13460668
>>13460675

So chubby, yet loving NEETs who are also horny as hell, essentially?

Sounds alright to me.

Your daughter has eaten the last cinnabun in the fridge. The one you were saving for when your sweet tooth attacked. You bought a box, the waifu had two, you had one and the daughters had four. FOUR! How do you punish her?

>>13459717
Mice are extremely lewd. Almost as bad as rabbits.

>>13460733
You're only setting her up for disappointment anon. Don't surprise fist a girl when all you have to offer is your dick. Not unless your dick is bigger than your arm.

>>13460738
What's wrong about people eating the stuff I buy for them? Just tell her to leave me one next time.

>>13460739
Yes, and?

>>13460738
Poke her chubby belly and laugh at her before handing her some money and telling her to go buy a small pack for me. I don't mind her eating them, i just wish she'd left me the last one.

>>13460738
Eiffel tower her with my waifu. I take the ass and she strap-ons the mouth.

>>13460738
Spankings. Lewd ones. Hell, maybe if I kiss her enough I'll still get a little taste of it.

>>13460738

>Implying I didn't know she was going to do that.

She'll learn her lesson when she runs screaming into the bathroom and finds all the empty packs of super-strength laxatives sitting on the counter.

>>13460744
Girls that thirsty for sex aren't waifu material. I could see using a loli-sized mouse as a nice and tight onahole, kinda like a loli Cyclops, but not for marriage.

>>13460743
She had most of the box already. That last cinnabun was for you and She knew it.

>>13460741

Who said anything about dicking? I just want her to finish up and get the hell outta my house.

>>13460748
Yes. I'd do this too.

>>13460764
So? It's not like I eat many sweets anyways.

>>13460749
>>13460748
Damn, this got lewd fast.

>>13460761
At first I was concerned, but then I remembered, monstergirl. Good on ya.

>>13460748
Lewd. Blah blah, >dicking the daughter, but damn if it ain't hot.

Personally I say take her mouth, have the waifu punish her rear. Why? So if there are any remains of cinnamon flavor in her mouth, they get deposited on your dick, and you can then 'feed' your waifu with a clean-up BJ.
Or if you want, you could get some cinnamon run-off by cleaning up her strap-on. I mean, I ain't judgin'.

>>13460767
>I'm going to be alone with a ushi oni and dickings won't be involved
Suuuure.

I want to be graped by the MILFpophis!

>>13460763
>Girls who actually want sex are bad

This fucking thread is so gay sometimes it makes me want to punt puppies.

>>13460779
>cinnamon flavor on your dick
This is very good, but then she gets a mouthful of delicious cum and it's not a punishment anymore. Unless I orgasm deny her mouth until my waifu comes from the vag-to-ass and I bust a delicious cinnamon nut in her mouth instead. That'd be great, too.

>>13460789
Sorry dude, I want to have a life outside of sex. More than one long session per day is out.

>>13460798
>Unless I orgasm deny her mouth until my waifu comes from the vag-to-ass and I bust a delicious cinnamon nut in her mouth instead. That'd be great, too.
Yes. This is the point. Ravage the naughty daughteru's throat as punishment, but give the tasty, cinnamon-tinted cumshot to your waifu.

>Boy is abandoned in a forest as a baby
>Rescued by a goblin girl whom hears his shrieks for help
>Goblin has tremendous difficulty caring for a human baby, as she's mentally immature herself, but grows to love him as if he were her own
>Maternal instincts take over, and the rambunctious goblin becomes protective and caring
>Spends her nights scrambling for food, rocking him to sleep, and humming lullabies
>Other goblins poke fun at her for staying in and not playing, instead looking after human baby
>That baby grows up to the goblin's size eventually, taking them all by surprise
>They begin to play together, a mother and son duo that go on adventures throughout the forest
>Boy cannot match his mother's strength, constantly in awe
>Goblin feels immensely fond of her son's accomplishments, foraging for food, giving her gifts, and never leaving her side
>Other goblins simply treat him as her child, never telling him the truth
>One day, the boy's father stumbles across him, recognizing his birthmark
>Boy confronts the goblin who tells him the truth, accepts his father's request to return home
>His goblin mother grows worrisome and lonely the longer he's away, but accepts the boy's place being with humans
>Boy occasionally drops by during travels, increasingly growing taller with each visit, towering over her
>She welcomes him back each time with a smile and they play together like old times
>Years go by
>Goblin girl is old and brittle
>Boy has grown into a man
>One day the goblin girl can no longer play
>The last time the man visits, the goblin can barely lift her drink mug
>As her time nears, the man grabs the old goblin and holds her like she did him as a baby
>Hums the lullaby she sung him, as he rocks her back and forth
>Man becomes distraught, the old goblin answers his worries with a fond smile
>"You're the best thing that's ever happened to me."
>Passes on while holding her son's hand with his small aged fingers

Happy Mother's Day.

>>13460782

...Alright, point conceded.

Weird spider-cow 69 while she's still making use of my fist, mayhaps?

>>13460805
...these feels. Damn man.

You're a poet Bromont. A damned poet.

>>13460802
I hope deruella husband is you.

Now I got to select dogs.

Cu Sith is coming isn't it?

>>13460808
I wonder if spider karmasutra is a thing. Are spiders flexible?

>>13460805
damn you Bromont, I didn't come for these feels.
thank you. ;_;

>>13460803
I bet dear old waifu's gonna lick and suckle another shot out of my cinnamon dick after I cum immediately upon entry, having first spent half an hour edging inside our daughter's wet, lewd mouth. The little girl is gonna be so pissed that mommy gets two shots in a row.

>>13460805
Come on, Bromont. Why.

>>13460816

>Are spiders flexible?

I... honestly don't know. And I imagine the addition of the vertebrate girl-torso can only complicate things even further.

This warrants further study.

>>13460831
To the spider cave!

>>13460822
Well, that's why she's the waifu, after all.

>>13460805
Why did you do this I woke up happy.

>>13460833

You son of a bitch.

Now I can't get that fucking song out of my head.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N6Cfy58-zPU

>>13460850
When the bass line comes in, just imagine a montage of anon fucking spidergirls in strange positions, and stretching her limbs in 70's workout spandex, web and girl-cum everywhere

>>13460805
Are you losing your touch? Why would the father want him back? Was the childvlost and nit in fact abandoned? Why give him up without a fight?

You missed.

>>13460870
Not him but there are plenty of reasons
>Abandon child to fate rather than watching it starve to death with surety
>Suddenly come into money, plagued by the gilt of the son you abandoned
>Habitually return in hopes he may still be alive
>See him, overjoyed, weep full of apologies.

Sounds like you just want to bully writefags. In which case, carry on

Reminder not to fuck the monster parts. Just because you like monster girls doesn't mean you should sexualize the animal bits.

>>13460895
But they're not animal bits.
They're monster girl bits.

>>13460895
Didn't you get the memo? We're furries now.

>>13460895
>Not fucking tails of all breed

>>13460929
Would you let a Chimaera suck you off with her tail?

>>13460936
Yes. Fuck dose pauldrons tho. And not in the sexual way. I'd let a jobberwacky's moth thingies suck me off too, I aint afeared

>>13460805
I'll love you forever,
I'll like you for always,
As long as I'm living
my Mommy you'll be.

>>13460944
Yep. That's what my mind went to as well. Fuck, man.

>>13460943
>Fuck dose pauldrons tho.

> Not wanting a pauldron-job

You make Diablo-sama sad.

Okay, let's say you have a wife and daughteru.
Your wife wants you to spend a romantic day with her since you haven't in a while, while your kid wants you and her to marathon all of Dragon Ball Z since you and her haven't really done any bonding together since you beat up her bully's father.
What do you do?

>>13460955
Do your date tomorrow so you have more time to plan and make reservations
watch something not as fuck long with daughter

>>13460964
>not as fuck long
So Dragon Ball?

>>13460969
Outlaw Star.

>>13460969
Maybe, ya

>>13460969
>>13460971
>>13460972
actually scratch what i said, outlaw star is way better

>>13460953
>Diablo-chan
Any moment not spent in her hot hell portal pussy is a wasted moment. I don't care what else she has to offer.

>>13460976
And Cowboy Bebop is even better than that.
>"Daddy? Spike will get back up, right?"
>...
>"D-Daddy?"

>>13460953
How would that work?

>>13460895
>he doesn't want to fuck a dolphin pussy

>>13460986
>You're going to carry that weight...

>>13460986
That's a weight we all gonna have to carry, kid.

>>13461021
>>13461026
>Wurm daughteru cries harder than a Wyvern when Spike goes "BANG"

>>13461038
>She understands well for her age but she still has trouble with things like reading
>She squints through her tears at the blurry words on the black screen, sniffling
>"D-Daddy... what does that say?"
Can you do it? Can you tell her? Will you make her carry that weight?

>>13461080
>"Honey, it says I had four biscuts, then I ate one. Then I only had three."

>>13461080
Kids have got to learn about loss sometime in their lives.

No, not that loss. Actual loss.

>>13461111
fuck you

Why is the thread so slow? There are a few hours 'till undead hour yet. Or are the days becoming shorter?

>>13461106
>"And then I ate two more. Then the last. And then there was none. There are no more biscuits, honey. You're gonna carry that weight."
>"Uwaa~"

>>13461111
Do they really? Why not let the teenagers learn of loss, when they're mentally developed enough?

>>13461111
>You will never have your waifu miscarriage and rush to her side

>>13461122
Good.

>>13461117
It's slow like this at this time.

>>13461117
I think children can still comprehend it, to a degree. My grandad died when I was very young, and even though I didn't fully understand what was going on, I still kind of knew, and I still felt the impact of going to his funeral.
Children in general can have more smarts and intuition than people give credit for. Well, sometimes, anyway. Other times they're dumb as fuck.

>>13461133
yep, three am
best part of the day

>>13461117
I don't know, but I like it.

>>13461133
Yeah, slowing down during the late night/early morning is nothing new, but it's felt a bit more slow lately.

>>13461122
Well, considering her type, I can't imagine that would do much anyway.

>>13461122
We aren't characters from a sub par web comic series.

>>13461122

>You will never have your waifu miscarriage and end up with a ghost daughter because of it.

>>13461156
At least as far as you know.

>>13460983
How hot?

>>13461190
42 Celsius

>>13461111
I can use random images from my monstergirl folder to make art!

>>13461190
Dick-scorchingly hot

>>13461210
Modern Art

>>13461210
I don't know wherever to be impressed, angry, or sexually aroused.

You wouldn't a doll.

>>13461210
>TFW made a loss of Monster Girls long ago and no one noticed

>>13461221
Wait, who wouldn't? Surely you didn't mean me.

>>13461225
You have no idea how close i was to using the same third panel

i was also going t keep it KC specific bit then i decided that the horse pussy pillow was too good not to use

Scyllas?

>>13460637
Tell her that I'm going to go off to get raped through the floor by an Ushi-Oni that actually has taste!

went trough KC's ask.fm again, here some random
titbits:

>the thing lich have on their back is rather a tombstone that just a cross, but it's not like mamono have any specific weakness against crosses or other things linked to the church

>the white stuff on the chest and arms of ghouls are bones changed into a shell

>large mice and devilbugs are the most numerous mamono

>kitsunetsuki give birth to more kitsunetsuki, or inari and youko in rare cases

>lich can make a new phylactery in case the old one breaks

>monsters used rape grottos to breed during the old system, so they abducted human girls (or men in the case of harpies and lamia) for breeding and ate them later. But loving human x monster couples were already possible back then

>the wish to be with your mamono waifu as a man can prevent alpification if strong enough

>reptile-type mamono lay eggs and breastfeed as well

>sandworms first have the female body in the mouth lay an egg, then both parents raise it in the mouth of the mother

>there are fruits and traps that can turn men into various mamono. They normally turn back after a fixed amount of time, unless they get a liking to it

>sandworms can shape their inside in various ways, and can even create rooms and furniture

>>13461315
>large mice and devilbugs are the most numerous mamono
ugh, awful

>>13461319
I know, right? Mice are so awful, we should make rat burgers out of all of them!

>>13461266
I really like the design of her lower half.

>>13461315
>there are fruits and traps that can turn men into various mamono. They normally turn back after a fixed amount of time, unless they get a liking to it
NO
NO
NO
FUCK
WHY

>>13461315
>>sandworms can shape their inside in various ways, and can even create rooms and furniture
This sounds weird.

>reptile-type mamono lay eggs and breastfeed as well
So it's now confirmed? YES!
Let there be egg snuggling!

>>13461315
ah, forgot to add that the fruits and traps thing is specific for wonderland

>>13461328
So what, if you get unlucky you might find yourself turned into a monster girl and going after some guy's dick against your will?
What happens if you turn back in the middle of that?

>>13461323
It's certainly colorful and appealing to the eyes.

>>13461341
I like it mostly because it looks more like she still has legs, and has some kind of tentacle "skirt".

>>13461315
>there are fruits and traps that can turn men into various mamono. They normally turn back after a fixed amount of time, unless they get a liking to it

Fucking beautiful.

>>13461339
.....What if you turn back while he's penetrating? Do the two of you become fused together?

>>13459836
>I am Dragonslut
Dragonslut is not one person. I'M DRAGONSLUT!

>>13461339
It would be very awkward.

>>13461328
Well, it sounds like they transform fully, rather than a shitty halfbreed, so there's that, but I agree.

>>13461315
>the thing lich have on their back is rather a tombstone that just a cross, but it's not like mamono have any specific weakness against crosses or other things linked to the church
What, did people think otherwise? I never took it for more than a decoration.

>>13461347
No, you just dock.

>>13461347
you become the next MG KC is making

MEGA ALP

>>13461266

Depends on the type. I have conditions.

Are they just the Octopus type without those weird dog heads? And they won't eat me?

Then yes.

>>13461354
Ultra Super Mega Alp?

>>13461335
>This sounds weird.
it is weird, they are literally shaping their internal flesh walls into different stuff

>>13461350
You wish for a position at Dragonslut HQ? Just come into the head office at 9 AM tomorrow and well start your interview.

>>13461359
No, that's what happens when you're having a threeway with two alps that turn back
if you get enough you can have giant mecha fights

>>13461315
I found a random one about my favorite Jabberwock, anyone mind taking a shot at translating it? Curious to see what it says.

ジャバウォックの体から生えている二つの触手みたいな口って結局なんなんですか？

触手です。自由に動かせる複腕みたいなものです。なんであるのかは本人にもよくわかっていないようですが、男の身体を舐めたり、しゃぶったりするために主に使用されています。

>>13461354
Lilialp?

>>13461363
>Sandworm Oven
>Sandworm Couch
>Sandworm Pool Table
Sounds like a sale's pitch.

Today I happened to see a bunch of fresh calves outdoors. I leaned on the fence and the eight of them all came to me for rubs and pats. Have you ever been forced to pay attention to bovines for fifteen minutes straight? Those are some needy creatures, I tell you.
Also I got a new appreciation for their ears. Cow ears a best.

>>13461315
>the wish to be with your mamono waifu as a man can prevent alpification if strong enough

Fug, there goes my suffering scenarios

>>13461367
The heads move on their own, and they're more for sucking.
It's what it basically says.

>>13461355
Obviously I'm talking about the Octopussy.

>>13461375
..."Sucking"?

>>13461364
I can't promise that, I might not get permission to leave the Lair.
>>13461370
>from the studio that brought you Lairz...
>"Desert Region's Most Beautiful Sandworm Guts"

So does KC have a TG fetish? It's not like the furry, where he said he wasn't too interested in it and only made one, or futa, where he said he'd never draw it but "It existed if you want it." But with TG stuff KC seems to enjoy it more so.

>>13461374
Yeah, but now you have fruit. Mix in some sabbath magic and what not and anything is possible.

>>13461375
Do they move on their own based on what she feels? Or are they basically separate creatures?

>>13461366
>Alpmechs
That sounds like a gay old time.

>>13461378
Yes, "sucking". I'm sure you can guess what that means.

>>13461379
Then tell your wife about this and work out a day for you to leave the lair and apply.

>>13461383
Google Translate can only tell you so much.

>>13461385
But I don't wanna get my dick sucked by some tentacle monsters, I want to get my dick sucked by the Jabberwock

>>13461373
Did you fug?

>>13461385
What if the wife doesn't approve? What if she thinks it's not safe for me to be around deviants and rapey bitches?
>>13461394
>fucking lolis
No.

>>13461391
They're still a part of her regardless, and she'd be hurt if you called them tentacle monsters.

>>13461397
>They're still a part of her regardless
But they might as well not be if they move completely on their own.

>>13461367
basically what >>13461375 said. Those mouths are tentacles that can move on their own and are mostly for licking and sucking a males body

>>13461382
it's just that TG always went together well with TF and corruption, which is a strong point in the setting, no?

>>13461391
>not both at the same time

>>13461400
What I'm just curious about is whether a guy who gets temporarily transformed into a monster girl still retains his preference for women during that time.

>>13461396
Simply wear your wedding ring, or its equivalent(brand, collar, magic hickey, tattoo, ect), and they won't bother you. You and your wife can even apply at the same time for added benefits.

>>13461406
Added benefits you say? It seems the missus has changed her mind, she has.

>>13461405
Probably not. I would imagine when he gets transformed his body starts craving the energy from men just like all the others. It would be pretty similar to alping, really, just temporary in most cases.

>>13461399
there are parts of you that you don't control
if you got an involuntary erection would you not call it your dick?

>>13461328
>Cram every fetish in there and hope it doesn't break - KC

>>13461396
>not fucking lewd oppai cow lolis
Fucking pleb
Go back and fug

>>13461411
Excellent. The two of you can apply at the same time next week at 4 PM.
Do note we are not responsible for any pregnancies that happen within 1 mile of the building's perimeter.

>>13461414
Well that's kind of terrible.

>>13461421
I'll take full responsibility for her pregnancies, thank you very much.

>>13461420
>oppai lolis
I'd rather motorboat and then naizuri a flat cow loli while she steams with shame and forbidden pleasure

So why don't we have art of pregnant Dragon ladies? We've got plenty of Dragonsluts here.

>>13461423
Well, I mean, it is apparently from wonderland and can be put into the form of a trap, so I can't imagine it was intended to be a good thing anyway.

>>13461423
what happens in wonderland, stays in wonderland

>>13461428
At least we have a pregnant dragon story ayyy

>>13461315
I hate how so many of these questions are blatantly obvious. It's silly.

>Monsters would sometimes fall in love with humans they'd planned to eat after maybe attempting breeding with, even before the Succubi-Takeover
Now THAT is actually rather fascinating. I like it.

>>13461335
>>13461363
I rather like it. Like Domestic Lovecraftian Architecture.

>>13461352
I think I heard that somebody else asked what it was too, and was told it was the phylactery of the in particular Lich who was drawn for the profile.

>>13461405
>>13461414
Or you can just accept Yuri into your lives and quit being so whiny about Alps and Alping.

>>13461435
I am looking disapprovingly at your post.

>>13461432
Off with his pants!

>>13461435
Are you talking about that dumb NTR or what?

>>13461419
We're yet to see monsterboys.
>tfw when it's today's one

>>13461423
I expected something like this after the alp thing alone. I mean, that showed he wasn't 100% rejecting towards TG, even though alp in particular was okay because >gay final solution.
Meh, I'll think of that as you could just lay on the ground and hold on for a few hours until the effect goes off. So nothing terrible should happen.

>>13461428
We always need more Dragon art, forever.

>>13461315
>any "girl" can be a tranny
It's like I'm in 3DPD world!

>>13461446
Agreed. If only the world weren't so shitty, we might get it.

>>13461445
Nah. KC likes Monsterboys more than Futa, but he's said that for the obvious reason, he's not going to draw them in the Monster GIRL Encyclopedia.

Who knows though, he might draw some just for the heck of it someday. He is allowed to draw Non-MGE stuff, after all. Even if he hasn't in a long, long, long time.

>>13461445
>tfw when it's today's one
get ready for a 100% increase of NTR

>>13461428
I have an idea for a very lewd Pregnant Dragon pic on my "List of Shit I want done".

Dunno if I'll ever get around to commissioning it though.

>>13461457
What's more important?

>>13461460
Dragon Daki

>>13461461
Ah. Carry on then.

>>13461460
Well, the newest thing I commissioned involves a Dragon and an-

>>13461461
Well, there's another thing for the list...
Perhaps take inspiration from some of those Lilith Dakis. One side tsun, the other side pregnant and dere...

>>13461456
That would practically destroy the whole thing, since it's main point is that EVERY dude is favored there. No opting out, competition only for girls unless you aim for the rarity. So I don't really expect it, more just bragging... I know better not to be prepared for the worst though.

Speaking of today though, do we really wait for something or it's just a scam? He didn't say a word on his twit.

>>13461456
It can't come any sooner
Monsterboys are olev

Basically, the question was about whether a gay man could become an Alp version of a Wonderland monster girl.
Normally, it isn't possible, but some fruits or traps can temporarily turn you into a Wonderland girl, and if you really enjoy yourself as a monster girl, and get addicted to having sex with men (so yes, you do crave dicks in that state), you remain one.

>>13461473
You post that a bit too much, and it's not the best one unless you want to get people chuckle.

>>13461474
>tranny jabberwocky
>tranny cheshire
>tranny wererabbit
>tranny dormouse
>tranny hatter
AHAHAHAH
Poor wonderlandfags