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A Khepri cuddle pile is fine too.

May this thread have the blessing of the Chief God.

DEUS VULT!

>>13441240
We have no king but Caesar.

And he has crappy pizza.

>>13441240
>Khepri don't have any demonic energy to give you
You had one job Khepri.

The good Kikimora has properly made the new thread! How do we reward her?

>>13441273
dick the daughteru

>>13441273
Invite her to eat breakfast with me, then take her out to buy her a gift of her choosing. I've been meaning to surprise her with something...special as it is.

>>13441273
Slap her in the face for trying to take credit for the Khepri's work. She shouldn't be so petty!

>>13441273

head pats

>>13441264
Khepri apologize for their uselessness and promise their new king they will get him all the demonic energy he wants!
Khepri hope they have not outlived their usefulness or 'failed [YOU] for the last time'!

>>13441251
Yes! Whatever the King desires it shall be his!
Prepare the cuddle pile!

>>13441273
Do one thing she asks.

Don't forget, you're all here forever and ever and ever and ever and ever and...

>>13441308
SHUT UP

CHRIST WOMAN I HEARD YOU THE FIRST TIME

Nice recolor, Anon.
Are you saving all of these somewhere?

>>13441240
>Khepri

Aww Yiss.

>>13441240
>>13441298
There is no room for useless people in the king's court. Lock her in the tentacle pit.

>>13441298
>'failed [YOU] for the last time'!
You're pretty close to failing me for the last time, I'll say that much.

>>13441323
Is there a kraken in the tentacle pit?
Is she nice?
I could be useless.

>>13441308
You know where I wanna be forever? Between your legs girl.

>>13441276
Muh nigga

>>13441273
Allow her one request for me and give her the day off.

>>13441336
>Kikimora
>day off
What trickery is this?

>>13441332
A monster girl kraken? No, there's nothing resembling a human in the pit. Just an enormous amount of tentacles.

>>13441308
>Yandere Will o the Wisp
>Acts like hot shit cause she's a ghost
>Doesn't realize you're a 50th Dan Karatka and can fire Proton Pack beams from your palm
>Trap it inside a bottle made of glass from magic sand
>'I came, I saw, I kicked it's ASS'

>>13441323
>>13441324
M-My lord...?

>>13441372
>>Trap it inside a bottle made of glass from magic sand
Imagine having an entire magical aquarium filled with ghost girls.

>>13441383
Don't you "My lord" me, do your job.

>>13441357
...are they nice?

This is the way the world ends. Not with a bang, but with a cuddle

>>13441273
Allow her to watch me have sex with my wife.

>>13441399
They're very friendly

>>13441407
>Not being a 75th Dan and being able to use a Combination of Haki, Hamon and Hokuto to use Raging Tickle.
>Screen Goes Black and Shin Wurm is hit with a 999 hit combo of tickles in a single second that pierces her THICK armor like skin.

>>13441407
I just want to trick her unto purifying herself

>>13441273
Huh, she wants a reward for something so simple as creating proper thread? You need to be super retard to screw it up
Scold her for being such an attention-whore

>>13441407
Bleh.

>>13441357
They only throw women in there... right?

>>13441391
And so the useless khepri girl was locked in the tentacle pit. All the other khepri watched in horror and mild amusement as their friend was turned into an ahegaoing mess.

Once her punishment was done she was taken out of the pit, but she would never be the same khepri again, sometimes purposely failing in her given tasks just to be thrown into the pit again.

>>13441413
This anon >>13441428 brings up an important point.
Are they female?

>>13441429
A second failure will not result in any pleasure, I'm afraid.

Well, I might enjoy it a little.

>>13441421
How would you do that?

>>13441436
Well, that's not what I meant, but...

>>13441399
No. Some might like what they do, for a time, but there is no niceness or affection in their actions.

>>13441428
Well, yes.

>>13441429
>Once her punishment was done she was taken out of the pit
What the hell are you going on about?

>>13441276
The Kiki looks at you with a confused look before reminding you that you hired her on a permanent contract two years ago and that she isn't your daughter.

>>13441282
The young Kiki happily dances about and starts to prepare a deluxe breakfast for you and her, while wondering what kind of broom her Master is willing to buy for her.

>>13441284
She is crying now, blabbering about how much of a worthless Kiki she is and that she should never bother her Master again.

You monster

>>13441285
You give your young Kiki maid serveral headpats, which she happily receives. Before you know it she is nuzzling her face in your chest, only to jump up in suprise when she realizes what she was doing.
She quickly apologizes and returns to work.

>>13441305
She shyly fidgets about before whispering to you:

Master, could you brush my tail?

>>13441336
her face twists in confusion as she tries to comprehend what you just said. After some pondering she states:

"Master, my request would be to work on my day off."

>>13441408
The Kikimora looks at you oddly for a moment before asking:

"But Master, I thought you said you that had no wife or girlfriend?"

>>13441423
The Kikimora sniffles while apologizing and promises to do better in the future while hurrying off to clean.

>>13441429
>Sexual punishments
Fuck no. That's what they want. What you do is throw them into anti-cuddle chamber.

It's actually just an empty locked room with nothing but a grumpy faced little alp doll inside. If you try to touch it goes "I hate hugs." and "Don't touch me you faggot." It's not tsundere, only hateful, but it is the only thing you can hug when you're lonely in that terrible place.

>>13441407
I want to protect that smile

>>13441460
Liliwurm believes in mutual smile protecting.

>>13441440
"Hey, loser! I bet a 3-ball ice cream you can't contain your lust and perversion until you get married!"
>"Why, you! I'll show you what I'm capable of, you'll see! You're totally buying me some ice cream, Anon!"
"It's on!"

>>13441457
It's not punishment, it's disposal.

>>13441469
That wouldn't purify her though, that would just make her rush to get married ASAP.

>>13441466
She doesn't need to protect my smile for it is gone for good.

How rare is your waifu? Do you think you would have a good chance of finding her or her finding you before you get husbanded by some other MG?

>>13441478
"I bet you can't be patient and wait for a man to get interested in you instead of abducting and raping one!"

>>13441482
>before you get husbanded by some other MG?
They will try, and they will fail.

>>13441445
So what do they do with useless men?

>>13441456
>Master, my request would be to work on my day off
Seems like she doesn't understand an offer for day long sex and cuddles when she seem one.
Oh well, looks like she's getting blue ovaried for a while longer.

>>13441482
>Tengus
Reasonably rare, Probably wouldn't make it to her but I will try.

>>13441477
You better have a trap door to it in the middle of your throne room then. It's the only classy way.

>>13441482
Well, based upon their relative importance, I imagine they'd be fairly rare. However, given they serve a fairly public role in their communities, finding a girl of my preferred species shouldn't be very hard. Finding one who's SINGLE on the other hand, that may prove more challenging.

>>13441456
>"But Master, I thought you said you that had no wife or girlfriend?"
I never said that. She was out on work for the last few weeks, she left before I hired you. She'll be back tomorrow. You better take me up on this, because this is the closest you'll ever get to me.

>>13441498
Don't forget the one in the office.

>>13441480
Then she'll help you find it! If you can't find it together, she'll give you hers!

>>13441491
That still isn't going to purify her.

>>13441482
>ushi oni
unless a lilim finds me, any other monstergirl would get thrashed by my waifu before she claimed me in a wild bout of lust.

>>13441482
Crow tengus would be pretty rare, and they would live up in the mountains as well. But I would try my best to get to her.

>>13441469
>Did you know I'm the head of my own religion anon?
>We're married now.
>Buy me icecream.
I'll introduce you to the other husbands when we get home.
They're a bunch of dakis.

>>13441482
Depends, how rare are Hellhounds?
>>13441506
Would Liliwurm help her followers find waifus who would love them and protect their smiles?
For that matter, what's Liliwurm's name?

>>13441498
Of course.
The slower entrances are better, though. Get to see them panic and struggle and scream and beg as the tentacles sensually coil around them, dragging them into their roiling masses, never to be seen again.

>>13441521
Liliwurm helps all in need! Unless they want some of her ice cream. Then they are SOL.
Liliwurm has no name, and I don't know how one would make a name stick to her.

>>13441506
"I bet you can't become a prude!"

>>13441516
>Did you know I'm the head of my own religion anon?
>We're married now.

Oh, that's just cheating.

>>13441535
>Villains
>Not cheating

I don't know what you expected.

>>13441529
What if I wanna try the tentacle pit?

>>13441482
Down here I could literally go around every turn and find some, so yeah I'll be fine.

>>13441538
I thought Wurms strived to be superheroes or something.

>>13441538
Liliwurm isn't a villain. She's a hero of justice!

>>13441535
She's just gonna get her own ice cream if you keep this up.

>>13441539
>You think it will be all sexy and hot and full of krakens
>Instead it's just full of those ejaculating NTreeR forest plants

I guess you'd either go crazy or alp after awhile.

>>13441548
"All the ice cream shops are closed today, loser."

>>13441543
>>13441548

>Lilims
>Heroes

Pick one and only one.

>>13441551
I'd totally take a trip to the tentacle forest with my waifu and get some consentacles going on

>>13441561
This isn't a lilim, it's Liliwurm.

>>13441495
And thus the Kikimora keeps working at her hardest, wondering why her Master doesn't love her.

>>13441504
The young Kiki ponders for a moment before asking:

"But Master, how come I can't smell anyone on you?"

"Surely your wife isn't human?"

>>13441482
If I'm ever lucky enough to find/hire a Kiki in person, I can only begin to imagine the shit I'd have to put up with from everyone else.

>Misogynist male scum
>Slavery ended centuries ago
>Enforcing negative stereotypes

And so on. Also, what would a kikimora be doing in an suburban region to start with. Odds are good they, along with all of the good MGs, would already be rounded up by the social elite, leaving only the refuse races like matango and bubble slimes.

>>13441561
Lilims are pretty, smart, kind, and powerful. How are they not heroes?

>>13441551
Why would you go alp?

>>13441539
It's really not a "give it a try" sort of thing. You're in there for life, you realize.

>>13441570
>wondering why her Master doesn't love her
It ain't my fault she's so dense, and I ain't about to rape her.
Maybe one day she'll figure it out, but until then it sounds like she's gonna go undicked.

>>13441584
Oh.
Well, then I'd rather pass.

>>13441551
>>13441566
>NTR Forest
Y'know, using the Tentacle Forest for some consentacle marital aids is all well and good, but here's a thought.

The Sabbath produces a Tentacle Potion, transforming the consumer into a tentacle themselves for a time. What is to stop someone from taking this potion, hiding out in the tentacle forest, and fucking anybody's waifu they want? Is there some intrinsic or noticeable difference between natural tentacles, and Sabbath-transformed ones?

And I know I know, all the disclaimers about how the chick doesn't really feel it unless her husbando is in control of them, but still, food for thought.

>>13441571
If you had nature take its course, jolly cooperation style, it would be more like the shit races would be extinct or close to it, the rare great ones would be all snapped up by the elite or vice versa.

Then the vast majority would be the ones that are both cute and breed fast. So it would be an endless sea of were-rabbits, cats, dogs, mice, and a decent amount of holstaurs etc.

>>13441570
A human? Gross. It's just been a long time since I've seen her, so the smell is weak.

>>13441482
I imagine Ryu would be fairly rare but I think there would be more difficulty in getting past her Shirohebi than there would be in actually finding her

>>13441576
Traitor pls, none of these things are what makes a true hero.

>>13441593
>all the disclaimers about how the chick doesn't really feel it unless her husbando is in control of them
So there's really no point to even going to the forest with your monster girl wife unless you wanna go find the treasured child tree then?

>>13441593
>Letting some plant fuck your wife to help get her pregnant

Bad idea to begin with.

>>13441456
>broom as a gift

If it's a broom she wants, then it's a broom she'll get...along with a companion dustpan and a special ring as a sign of my devotion to her

>>13441599
But they're heroic traits, and lilims have all of them.

>>13441595
>Then the vast majority would be the ones that are both cute and breed fast. So it would be an endless sea of were-rabbits, cats, dogs, mice, and a decent amount of holstaurs etc.
So, pretty much what Midwest USA would be if MGs were a thing.
I have no problem with this

>>13441558
As if Liliwurm doesn't keep a massive private stockpile of ice cream.

>>13441609
>corrupts people against their will
>heroes

>>13441612
Not to mention Hero is an actual class in that land built to slay lilims.

>>13441603
They still feel pleasure from it, it's just not as good for them.

>>13441603
Well, they can still tickle, tease, and make her more sensitive and receptive to your touch?

>>13441612
She frees them from the shackles of society that prevent them from reaching true happiness. Heroes.

>>13441614
That brainwashing those traitors got is pretty scary.

>>13441619
Do they tickle and tease the men too? I wouldn't enjoy that.

>>13441614
Heroes aren't produced at a hero factory, anon. People (and monsters) become heroes through what they do, not how strong they are. Liliwurm is a hero through and through.

>>13441620
I like my shackles where they are, thank you very much.

>>13441628
>The little Anubis in the back of the class stands up in righteous indignation
>Hero factory is real!

>being a holstaurus is great
>take daisy for instance: she gets to sit outside in the fields all day and do nothing but eat grass with her friends
>sometimes some cute boys will come and milk her, and that always feels nice
>she wonders if one day she'll be allowed to "milk" them back
>one day, a big truck shows up near the gate
>this is new, but that makes it exciting
>everyone goes over to investigate this new thing
>the back doors open and the farmer makes everyone get in the truck
>maybe daisy and her friends are going to where all the boys are?
>its cramped in the truck, but everyone is excited to see where they're going today
>the van eventually stops outside a big scary looking building and daisy is made to get in a line with other holstaurus
>she slowly makes her way into the building and starts to get nervous
>why are they here? everyone is getting worried but all they can do is walk forward
>was that a scream in the distance?
>some of the holsts are starting to cry
>the faint sound of someone desperately pleading and begging can be heard over the machinery, but the voice stops after a brief scream
>Daisy slowly walks towards the sounds of her frightened friends and starts to cry
>why do the humans suddenly hate them so?
>being a holstaurus was great
>until someone discovered how good the meat tasted

>>13441629
Whatever you say, Captain Bland

>>13441636
Yeah yeah, we already read that doujin.

Though now I would like a monster girl version of that California cheese slogan
"Good cheese comes from happy cows. Happy cows come from California."

>>13441640
Keep enjoying your Kool-Aid, monster slave.

>>13441634
Sorry little girl, there are no more heroes left

Eros is love
and make sure to love your waifus

>>13441647
If by Kool-Aid, you mean loving sex with my monstergirl wife, then I will.

>>13441636
Humans would never farm anything that looks even vaguely human, even if it was 100% non-sentient. Too much sympathy.

You'd have to Soylent Green it up.

Line 88
http://pastebin.com/zc5vhD0E
>Breakthrough

Paladin-week is now halfway done.

>>13441620
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yqCKhWx8PkM

Anybody else think of this scene except with more sex whenever traitors start going on about how monsters will make a better society?

>>13441645
>Good milk comes from happy holsts
>Happy holsts need husbands.
>Marry a holstaur today!
This message was brought to you by the holstaur sisterhood of America.

>>13441659
If you're going to go that far, MGs would probably be considered furniture before food.

>implying you've seen Soylent Green

>>13441636
>Wanting a mix of beef and port taste
>Not just eating actual beef and pork bred for more meat and quality over thousands of years

I don't believe it for a moment.

>>13441657
>Only likes you for your spirit energy
>loving
Yes, do go on.

>>13441587
Kikimora's don't take initiative anon, and telling them to take the "day off" makes them think that they are unneeded.

As she grows older she will try to act lewd around you instead. But she will never take initiative. It is up to you her Master to do so.

It is up to you to push her on the table when she is cleaning and to whisper lewd and dirty words into her ears. After which you slowly pull up her maid outfit while inserting your tongue in her inviting mouth and deeply kissing her.
Only to stop and move downwards, taking a look at the perfectly formed fleshy pink flower before teasing all over it with your tongue, causing her squeel in delight.

Whetever to continue after that and give both of you satisfaction, or to leave her there begging for more. That is entirely up to you.

>>13441597
The Kikimora remains suspicious but returns to her work. You wonder if she will dissapear as she came once she sees your wife.

>>13441607
First you see her jump higher than you taught a Kikimora could jump when you gave her a new broom. Then you saw her dance and spin through the room faster than you taught a Kikimora could dance when you gave her the companion dustpan.

And then you discovered that overexcited young Kikimora's are prone to fainting when given an overload of happiness as she falls in your arms.

You are a good man anon.

>>13441656
>want to be alone
>but believe in doing nice things for others
>Eros sees this and dumps one of these in your house
>she won't fucking respect your need to be alone and leave
>automatically have an unhappy marriage because you don't want her and she's just getting her heart stomped on every time you reject her

Thanks Obam-uh, Eros!

>>13441657
Joke is on you, Traitor. I can have all the loving sec with my monster girl wife I want, and I can have it without somebody else telling me to. Along with telling me what to think and feel and how to live.

>>13441645
Which doujin?

>>13441678
Just tell her to fuck off.

>>13441678
>she won't fucking respect your need to be alone and leave
The worst kind of person there is.

>>13441680
The one with the exact same plot as that greentext
ShindoL

>>13441671
>Our beanbag chairs are made from Cait Sith, our beanbag chairs are made from Cait Sith!
>"Wait? You never noticed this?"
>'Nyah! What's wrong with you?'

>>13441678
She lives on your love anon. You're slowly starving her to death. Either love her or be a man and put her out of her misery, but don't make her suffer.

>>13441679
So what, you are aligned with neither people nor monsters? Yet you have a monster waifu? Do you live by yourself innawoods? What's to top some human or monster warlord from taking your family and home from you?

>>13441273
Go out with her for dinner

>>13441676
>You wonder if she will dissapear as she came once she sees your wife.
Oh no she won't. This is her reward so she'll take it. Even if I have to tie her down.

>>13441676
>As she grows older she will try to act lewd around you instead. But she will never take initiative.
She'll have her work cut out for her if she plans on making me force myself on her, I was raised better than that.
Though if her ability to give out and receive signals is any indication, it'll take a long time.

We need more stories about Kikis and their masters, there really aren't any that take the time to be long enough to give the full picture.
There was that one dense master and horny kiki story, but that never went anywhere.

>>13441636
I've gotten into the habit of reading the first few lines and then the last few lines or so of each of these. Saves me lots of time in finding out weather something is good or not. No this is not good.

>>13441691
Yeah, you haven't seen Soylent Green. Which isn't bad, just saying. Go check it out when you got time.

In the movie, people who own high class apartments have women who live with them and provide "full service". They're supplied with the apartment and are considered furniture. It's actually a step up in living conditions.

>>13441690
Oh. Meh.

>>13441693
I'm aligned with the great Holstaur Republic of Texas, where we don't take kindly to Demon Lords and Orders and such.

>What's to stop some human or monster warlord from taking your family and home from you?
We have more guns than god. Also my wife and her army of cow women who get very cranky when people try to fuck with their homes and husbands.

>>13441700
Don't worry about her anon, she's just a lowly maid. At best she's just a meattoy for master to use to satisfy his carnal urges.

>>13441718
Yeah, that was my reaction too. Only brought it up because of the similarity to the greentext.

>>13441661
That was a little heartwarming.

>>13441723
And what do you do when someone with more guns and people than you shows up and demands you surrender?

>>13441740
>And what do you do when someone with more guns and people than you shows up and demands you surrender?
>More guns than Texas
>More people than the hordes of Mexicans
I know you traitors aren't smart but god damn.

>>13441676
>dat last one

It's these moments that i live for. To hear her hum happily as she does her duties, her tail swishing with each movement as she dances in bliss. That smile she flashes as she works hard for me...and I work even harder for her. She does deserve someone she would be proud to call her 'master' after all...if not her 'husband'.

>>13441714
Different anon. I almost forgot about that. Kept thinking back to that guy who got crushed by the loader

>>13441678
>its been years since Eros sent one of those perky little angels to your doorstep
>you just want to be left alone
>She knocks on your door, as usual
>She was fairly curvy when she first arrived, now she looks like a small child in comparison
>She isn't running up and hugging you like normal
>Instead, she's just kind of standing there twiddling her fingers
"Master Anon... did I do something wrong?"

>>13441627
Well, yes. But, well, the main one that interacts with couples is called "Man Marionette" for a reason. They pick you and your waifu up and fondle you like dolls. Which they of course proceed to mash together in an erotic manner.

>>13441742
So you are just going to assume it can't happen until it does? Well, good luck with that. You are definitely going to need it.

>>13441735
I was expecting more of the slaughterhouse angle...

>>13441676
What will happen if I silently sneak up on her from behind, grab her waist and tickle the shit out of her?

>>13441740
>more guns and people than you
Have you never been to Texas?

>>13441753
I'm not even that original guy but if either side really wants to fuck with us that bad for being happy then clearly they're the enemy of the world and will be crushed. Do you even politics? Oh that's right, you're a traitor. Never mind.

>>13441753
I'm also going to assume the sun won't turn green and start singing show-tunes until it happens. Do I need good luck with that too?

>>13441750
>now she looks like a small child in comparison
It's time
*unzips dick

>>13441593
>taking this potion and hiding out in the tentacle forest
I'm going to believe that you become a genuine tentacle if you do that.

Still better than alphood. At least you get to keep a penis equivalent and can use it to bang the other tentacles.

>>13441678
I feel the need to point out that Eros sends down "Angel" angels for do-gooders.

Houri come to you on their own.

>>13441761
>>13441766
>>13441769
>>13441753
>>13441742
>>13441723
Why did this suddenly jump from high-fantasy medieval times to pseudo Modern America?

I needed to do something besides work on CW today.

>>13441700
It comes naturally to them anon. She isn't lightly shaking her perfectly formed hips and butt on purpose. It's her nature as a Monstergirl.

The way she walks, her way of words and that odd yet sweet smell that comes from her. It's all her natural appeal.

Even the best raised anon's will find it hard to resist a Kikimora's natural charms. And may the Chief god help those who somehow end up with an older and experienced Kikimora.

>>13441759
She will laugh and giggle like a young Kiki does. If she knows you well enough you can bet on it that she will try and tickle you back.

>>13441745
Kikimora's are olev.

Be warned however, that one thing leads to another. Especially when you are so close to your maid.

>>13441781
I don't even know. Just roll with it

>>13441785
Yes/10

>>13441781
Good point.

>>13441761
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>>13441769
Then if it's literally impossible in your fantasy land for some fantasy country or fantasy group of people to beat fantasy Texas, then I'll invoke fantasy far future tech MGs to come down and laugh off your primitive weapons as they enslave you and everyone you love.

>>13441771
>unzips dick

I'm trying to comprehend this

>>13441752
No, that's the regular tentacles.
Man marionettes infest guys and temporarily make them be in control of a whole bunch of tentacles.

>>13441790
Just stop. This whole conversation is stupid and you're just prolonging it.

>>13441790
>Then if it's literally impossible in your fantasy land for some fantasy country or fantasy group of people to beat fantasy Texas, then I'll invoke fantasy far future tech MGs to come down and laugh off your primitive weapons as they enslave you and everyone you love.
What the fuck are you even talking about any more?

>>13441800
I'm talking about how this conversation is dumb and pointless because none of this shit is real.

>>13441792
>Not having a smaller dick inside your dick

>>13441786
>Even the best raised anon's will find it hard to resist a Kikimora's natural charms
We'll see how long I'll last then, lets see how far she's willing to flaunt what she's got to get my dick.

>>13441806
Yet you keep arguing about it.

>>13441790
You activated my trap card!

Hathor descends from the heavens and awakens the spirit of Sam Houston. They lead an army of unstoppable cow-wraiths to quickly crush your pitiful invasion.

>>13441792
>He can't unzip his dick
pfft

>>13441795
Well, yes.
But I was trying to make a point and the name is appropriate.

>>13441822
Why would i want too?

>>13441837
To let the little you inside come out. He gets bored if you keep him locked up in there all the time.

When you're feeling down, fluffy tails will protect you from the slings and arrows of life!

>>13441810
It shall be a glorious battle of lewd behavior.

>>13441869
But I prefer scaly tail

>>13441869
They won't protect me as well as scales would.

>>13441869
Gettin' real tired of your shit.

>>13441881
>>13441869
You know what?
Fuck it, I'm grabbing a kitsune, slapping her on a dragon so they are chest to chest and then hammering them both till they look like they swallowed a beachball

>>13441898
You, I like.

>>13441898
Dis guy knows what's up.

>>13441898
A man of exquisite taste.

Can't you all fuck off to some other board?

>>13441977
No

>>13441977
Who would even say such a thing? Oh, wait. We're still on the front page.

Keep your pants on. It will hit 300 and start spiraling down soon enough.

Do you prefer your girls pedophilic, young, or older?

>>13442012
My preference is Her Age ≤ My Age.

>>13442012
16 at the youngest, and 26 at the oldest

>>13442012
Cakes a best.

>>13442012
I tried younger once, but it burned me pretty bad.

>>13442012

The same age as me.

The thing is I want to go back to when I was a shota so I can have a childhood friend relationship.

>>13442012
Either a little younger, the same age, or a little older. I'd like to keep the age gap small.
>>13442038
>childhood friend relationship
This guy gets it.

>>13442012
Are you referring to physical traits or mental? I'd need a woman that's no younger than 27-28 mentally, then the sky is the limit.

Physically I like all body types, from tight, tiny Tamamo to heaps of health and /fit/ werewolves. They all have their good points.

>>13442012
Young and old is both fine, though I usually don't have much interest in lolis other than patting and hugging.

>>13442038
>>13442041
That would be nice.

>>13442044
You get it. Mental maturity a must.

>>13442012
Younger, virgin, ultimately mature but quirky enough to have flights of fancy.

>>13442012
I've always been more of a fan of older women.

>>13442012
21 at the bare minimum. Still youngish, but old enough to have fun (by which I mean not just sex). Ideally, mid to late-20s is perfect. The only real exception is for Dragons or Kitsunes. I wouldn't mind if they have a century or two under their belts.

>>13442063
>young virgin
>mature
>thinking maturity means not having an imagination or being a dreamer or whatever else

You're silly, anon.

>>13442076
By flights of fancy I mean she isn't an uptight wad all the time. Someone who can unwind and act childish when the situation doesn't demand maturity 24/7.

>>13442012
16-30 is the ideal for me although older than that is okay if she looks good for her age. Although I'd gladly take a family of Khepri of varying ages.

>>13442012
Older; 4-5 more years than myself.

>>13442012
Around the same age as me, or a bit older.

>>13442087
Like I said, you're silly.

Though I am surprised to see how many folks want younger women.

>>13442012
Any age after they've started maturing. With boobs and curves and stuff.
Nothing wrong with loli, but for a waifu to spend a laifu with, I prefer an adult.

>>13442032
>He doesn't want an older, truly mature anubis with a tendency for business suits and skirts, a few streaks of silver in her long silken hair, and a gentle, occasionally teasing demeanor.

Everyone look at this person. Look at this person and laugh at him.

Reminder that KC plans on doing American monsters sometime in the near future, and has confirmed turning this monstrosity into a loving waifu.

>>13442153
I've had silver streaks in my hair since I was 15. That's not exactly the best measurement of age.

>>13442156
Should be a ghoul variant with cold powers.

Since well, it's a ghoul variant with cold powers.

>>13442156
Z-Ton already did it.

>>13442161
>Something that shapeshifts should be a ghoul
I hope you're not saying that just because it feeds on human flesh. I mean manticores do that too.

>>13442164
That was a yeti.

>>13442153
I'm writing something kind of like that greentext. She's also assertive, but there's not really any dom. Tender femdom at most.

Her paws have lost their luster, but age has softened her fur even further.

>>13442165
Ghouls shapeshift too, depending on the story.

And no, I'm saying it because both are former humans that turned into monsters because of cannibalism.

>>13442172
That sounds lovely.

All Hail Mothra! Protector of our village!

>>13442174
>both are former humans that turned into monsters because of cannibalism.

They're not. The Wendigo fits that in some tellings, but ghouls are not created that way. In fact, they're mostly referred to as either straight demons or raised cursed corpses.

>>13442188
>ghouls are not created that way
But they are. Lovecraftian ghouls, yo.

>>13442183
But is it worth it? Think of all the men she takes because of the agreement, they'll never be pure again!

>>13442183
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9lmZRRqF6wA

>>13442170
It looks nothing like a yeti.

>>13442195
They are blessed to be chosen by our great Mothra! To be embraced in her wings and pressed against her fluffy mane!

>>13442194
>Lovecraftian
Modern horror =/= Medieval lore.
It's not what MGE is based off of either.

>>13442199
Men should remain pure and virginal for their future wives, but she's deflowering the entire village. Someone must stop her.

>>13442159
Maybe that's just a sign that you're meant to grow up and be a powerful wizard, or the indigo child, or something.

>>13442172
I need a quantitive scale of softness to fully appreciate just how soft her fur is.

>>13442183
>Mothra
That's a Pogeyman, dude.

>>13442196
Mothra knows how to make an entrance! She's the strongest!

>>13442194
Lovecraft isn't the prime source. His ghouls aren't even like the ones portrayed in the rest of media and date from a time when pretty much every unholy man-shaped monster that fed on flesh was called a ghoul. He just picked a name out of a hat to describe his new monster. Hell, that didn't even change in pop culture until the 60's with Night of the Living Dead when people started shifting around the meaning of zombie and such.

>>13442209
Purity is boring and virgins don't know how to fuck.

>>13442210
Soft enough that a simple light touch will make you want to nuzzle her paws and fall asleep on them.

>>13442213
What if the men want to save themselves for their lovers? Should she be able to drag men away from the ones they love because of that?

>>13442204
>Modern horror =/= Medieval lore.
Then vampires are just reflavored zombies that keep coming back until you burn and rebury them. Popular culture is a combination of the traditional monster and its modern derivatives, not one or the other.

>It's not what MGE is based off of either.
MGE ghoul is vague beyond the flesh eating thing. It wouldn't be incongruous if wendigo was a ghoul variant.

We'll see anyway.

>>13442220
This is powerful sorcery of the mind, right here. What's to stop her from conquering nations merely by touching her enemies, so they fall to eternal slumber as the softness of that fur fur pleases their skin and seeps into their minds?

>>13442228
yes

>>13442220
What if that softness were to touch your penis?

>>13442237
Then Mothra is evil, forcing men to do her bidding not caring if they love another woman.

>>13442236
She uses her mofu for good. An 'ara ara~' with a cheerful smile to draw them in, then a gentle touch to make them pliable as can be.

>>13442241
Yearning for pawjobs while she presses her breasts into your back, intertwining her legs with yours. Followed by cuddling sleep in her soft, fluffy arms.

>>13442228
Yes, she rules the village. All the men's virginities belong to her. If they don't like it they can leave the village.

Or try to.

>>13442243
It's for the best. They probably loved some shit-tier girl like centipedes or snakes.

>>13442247
>yearning for rugburns on your dick

>>13442234
MGE ghoul is based on DnD ghoul basically, where all the undead are neatly pigeonholed.

Lovecraft is so far off the beaten path with his ghouls, it's like arguing Twilight vampires are the main template for vampires.

You're also forgetting that classically in modern western lore, ghouls are the lesser creatures created by vampires as their minions. A vampire drinks all the blood from a person and puts in a drop of its own, it makes a ghoul. That's popular culture too, going back to Dracula.

>>13442164
>>13442170

BEST WENDIGO.

>>13442264
>Called an abominable snowman
>No wendigo references
>Still calling it that

Even the undead corpse of Evel Knievel couldn't make that leap.

>>13442264
I wanna pat that loli's head

>>13441571
Laugh as I pound my kiki into motherhood.

>>13442253
>Not wanting pawjobs

>>13442264
>>13442298

I wanna make that Wendigo girl smile by gently grabbing her cheeks and doing the nimunimu on her.

>>13442304
Depends on what sorts of paws we're talking about.
BIG AND MEATY? Human-like?

Thoughts on this, gentlemen?

http://exhentai.org/g/812145/b2034b110c/

>>13442328
>Western
Meh

>>13442328
Her body type is the only thing I kinda like. Everything else is ugly.

>>13442328
Foxcrotch demon has a great design.

But I'm not into fucking it.

>>13442328
I'd hit her. But not her weird friends.

>>13442012
>These are my boobs
>There are many like them but these ones are mine
>Without me, they are worthless
>Without them, I am worthless

>>13442358
Ma'am I'm just here to deliver the mail...

>>13442328
I laughed. I didn't know midget was a tag on there.

>>13442328

Why is western art almost always shit?

>>13442376
Because that's your opinion.

>>13442012
Yes.

>>13442012
So what do the moonrunes there say? She seems quite enamored by her chest.

>>13442376
Western art is superior go back to Tojo, weebshit

>>13442366
Don't you want to touch your dreams anon?

>>13442037
>>13442037
Suspicious.

>>13442394
Do you have impaired reading comprehension?

>>13442012
As old as me.

If monster girls are mostly magic, do they have a chance against the worst SCPs?

>>13442426

That SCP wouldn't stand a change against a gazer.

>>13442328
It's a little too short for my taste, the shortstack and 10,000 year sealed demon needed their own scenes.
Also the array of disgusting creatures that came at the end killed my boner.
It was decent otherwise.

>>13442426
Worst SCPs can destroy everything ever, so no. You can't really counter shit like the torus or the submarine.

But they could handle most everything else, including things like the gap predator that are Keter because they're actively malicious rather than capable of destroying everything at a fundamental scale.

>>13442432

That's kind of the joke given there's a pic of that exact scenario.

>>13442322
Big 'n Meaty, just like her butt.

>>13442442
>>13442432
But how would they handle SCP-Choo Choo?

>>13442426
Depends on the SCP. Most Keter-class SCPs have rendered most science or magic the Foundation's thrown at it ineffective. For example: SCP-682 has resisted unstoppable juggernauts such as 096, 078, and 173, on top of reality-warping that was specifically meant to erase it from existance.

Better question: What happens when the SCPs become monster girls?

>>13442458
I want to go dancing with my waifu.
And sneakily grope her rear as we embrace on the dance floor.

>>13442459
Man, I haven't checked the SCPF in ages. What is that supposed to be?

>>13442465

I don't think lamias can really do paired dancing.

>>13442328
Cute.
Though my biggest thing is I read the first page or two backwards on western stuff.

>>13442467
scp-wiki.net/scp-737

>>13442463
Oops, meant 076. 078 is the guilt-tripping neon sign

>>13442469
I think they could manage some gyration or some such at least. Though nobody else would be dancing at all close to you.

>>13442463
682 is kind of the dumbest SCP on the site, though. Its original entry was good enough, but then it entered the realm of self-insert circlejerking alongside the site staff nonsense.

>>13442458
You are not my nigga.
Small paws are the only good paws.

>>13442488
That's why it and Abel are considered the site's Godzilla Thresholds. Nothing is allowed to be more powerful because they got so stupid.

>>13442488
>Its original entry was good enough
Yeah, it was supposed to be a satire of mary sue bullshit, but then retards unintentionally turned it into a parody of itself.

>>13441407

and what did we do when a wurm tore a hole in the 5th dimension?

we launched a monkey into it

>>13442458
If I grope her butt, will she rape me?

>>13442465
>Sneakily grope her rear
>Implying she wouldn't guide your hands to her butt

>>13442501
Yes, with her butt, forcing you to cum up her ass so many times you won't even need lube after a while - it'll be so slicked with semen and squelching lewdly, along with her moans of anal orgasm after orgasm.

>>13442507
She's a lewd girl

モフモフ

>>13442504
>>13442507
Ah, how I love Anubi.

>>13442509
for you

>>13442511
Blue board m80.

>>13442495
Nah, it was just "why won't this motherfucker die?" This established that a) the Foundation can't kill 682 and b) it is willing to use anything within its powers to do so, including other SCPs.

This wasn't a problem for the early SCP wiki, but Foundation got bullshit powerful later on, so for 682 to remain unkillable, it had to match the most bullshit SCP on the wiki.

>>13442492
Abel is alright, he's just a big damn dude who resurrects once in a while, not any more dangerous than the repeat escapees like the gap dude or the blood pool. Using him in a task force was the dumbest idea ever though, the Foundation's entire schtick is that you don't use anomalies, ever, they fight inhuman things with human things or else all hope is lost.

That's why all these "Foundation agents are superheroes who use SCPs to fight other organizations" stories are pure bullshit.

I think Promstein and Chrome would want to hang out with SCP-542.

>>13442463
How on earth did Nips gain interest in SCP?

http://i.imgur.com/3vR386t.jpg

Ladies in uniform are so hot

>>13442531
Whoops, oh well

>>13442549
>Gun Knives
Eh, I'm okay with it.

Them fascists be stylin' though.

>>13442549
Fascists are monstergirls now?

>>13442549
Looks human.
Haram.

>>13442548
A bunch of inept nutters using death-row inmates to poke sticks at eldrich horrors for SCIENCE!? That's the kind of stuff that transcends cultures.

>>13442562
You could argue that fascists were monsters...

Would you monsterize your mom if she had an incurable disease that, although it won't kill her quickly, or change her as you know her, would make her life miserable?

>>13442573
Any man can become a Monster, Anon. And I'm not talking about monsterboys.

>Your waifu's face when she becomes aware of all the crazy scary shit a man can do when he's 800% mad

>>13442533
This makes me wonder when TK will continue that SCP-682 story.
>>13442562
Me and my dick are totally okay with that.

>>13442576
That's a tough one. On one hand, I want to see her well, and on the other, I don't want any mamono shenanigans involving my dick and my family at the same time.

>>13442562

All Middle and Eastern Yurop MGs are now fascists. Enjoy your waifu wearing Hugo Boss.

>>13442579
>all the crazy scary shit a man can do when he's 800% mad
Humans are unstoppable and the strongest for all the wrong reasons.

>>13442587
And we're the best species for it.

>>13442576
About a year too late for that...

>>13442589
Fuck yes.

>>13442576
EMG monsters? Of course.

>>13442585
If she has your dad I doubt you'd have to worry about that. Or you could plan ahead And ge>>13442586
t her a boyfriend yourself.

>>13442579
http://i.imgur.com/gNVkN.png

>>13442576
I would bring up the option to her and try to convince her.
I'm not for forcing my own mother to monsterize though, or anyone for that matter. Though I don't know how I would ract if I saw her truly suffering. It would depend on her own opinion on monsterization.

It's a tough choise really.

>>13442548
>Monstergirl SCP-999
>Slime girl who loves cuddling and causes people to feel good through physical contact
I'll take ten.

>>13442576
If it also means potential imoutos, absolutely.

>>13442593
I'm sorry.

>>13442593
Dude

>>13442599
God damn that's a relic. Thanks for the sensible chuckle, mang.

>>13442599
Jesus christ that's old, weird seeing it again after so long.

>>13442593
I hope nobody tries to pull the "undead" shtick on this one. Sorry for your loss man.

>>13442579
>>13442587
>>13442599

But what if Anon reaches 1600% anger?

>>13442012
Older

>>13442596
There's no monsterization on EMG.

>>13442603
Why the hell not.

>>13442612
Didn't the likes of the Hulk and Asura surpass that point?

>>13442617
Fuck it, MGQ then? Second safest bet.

>>13442593
and there went the thread
have some fluffy tail, anon

>>13442622
>MGQ
>The one with monsters who rape to death, take slaves, eat people, torture, the rest
>Safe

Just let her die.

>>13442593
My condolences, Anon

>>13442636
Well, I'm pretty sure she'd turn into one of the nice monsters.

>>13442621

>Known Feats of Asura

>Survived a trip to Naraka three times
>Fell into Gaea's atmosphere once unassisted, the other time being impaled on a katana that was 384,000 km or longer in length
>Punched the ever-living shit out of a planet sized Buddha's FINGER TIP and detonated the fat fuck like a cherry bomb
>Went full Naruto banana fana weeaboo bullshit 8000% angry and destroyed half of Deus' entire fleet in his anger-sadness
>Face tanked a cannon that was powered by over seven billion human souls
>Was so goddamned angry that his body was going to burn itself out (literally), until the Mantra Reactor was installed from the Brahmastra
>Fell into the very core of Gaea itself and punched its heart so goddamned hard the Yamata No Orochi died after taking up half the planet's surface
>Chased the Chakravartin to the ends of time and space itself
>Punched through Sol, Jupiter, The Moon
>Punched the supreme God of his universe so fucking hard that he imploded in on himself and destroyed ALL MANTRA, TO INCLUDING HIS OWN in the process
>Died smiling
>Was able to do all this by GOING BEYOND in anger levels

I dunno, man. Asura as a character probably has the most bullshit anger induced strength.

>>13442643
>one of the nice monsters.
>Any of those being nice
>When literally all of them try and kill you at one point or another.

>>13442601
Only problem is that there would only be one.

>>13442643
Didn't want to kill all humans before Lik a came along, Tamamo had sex with men in exchange for their souls, and Alice was content to have humans be cattle?

>>13442593
Look on the bright side anon. At least your dad isn't a jackass who was probably cheating on her, and will at any time start publicly dating the other woman, nigh abandoning you and the rest of your extended family?
Spoilered because /blog.

>>13442643
>Alma Elma
>a cunt that raped and killed people for fun, and got off scott free for it
>nice
Why are you so averse to MGE monstergirls?
>>13442648
I wish I could get that angry.

>>13442658
>and Alice was content to have humans be cattle?
I don't remember that.

Also you forgot Granberia!

Also I wasn't even talking about those specific girls! I meant many of the normal monsters in the game!

>>13442636
Still the best monster setting, though.

I don't like monsters who are all nice ideal wives or all evil man-eating horrors. You gotta have your nice monsters and your murderhobo monsters.

>>13442675

>nice monster
>mgq

you rang?

>>13442675
That doujin makes me feel SO fucking WARM inside, god DAMN.

>>13442685
>There are people in this thread RIGHT NOW that don't accept Tamamo as best MGQ

>>13442664
I popped a blood vessel in both eyes once when I went super saiyan mad.
Do you think a Vampire would find the resulting blood red sclera attractive?

>>13442691
best or nicest?

superlatives are hard

>>13442691
Slug girl was the best monster in MGQ.

I want her to milk me dry in her lewd, sticky gastropod foot.

>>13442675
I didn't forget her, I didn't mention her because she was neutral, didn't care about anything but swinging her sword and even helped people, if memory serves.

>>13442679
>MGE
>Better than MGE or EMG

I believe a sound FUCK YOU is in order.

>>13442710
>MGE
>Better than MGE

Anon, are you alright? Do you need my assistance?

>>13442695
I don't see why not.
>>13442710
Nigga, you got brain problems.

I hadn't come here for a few days and now I remembered I'll never be with a qt superstrong dragon girl.

>>13442710
>MGE
>Better than MGE
Take a breather, Anon

>>13442727
>never be with a ... girl

accurate.

>>13442727
>W-Well, I can be a superstrong dragon!
>If you want...

>>13442730
And now you reminded me of that nice girl I was with years ago. Thanks a lot, sheesh!

>>13442717
>>13442729
>>13442722
I'm just sleepy all right? Clearly I meant MGQ being better than either EMG or MGE is absolute horse pussy shit.

>>13442745
>MGE is absolute horse pussy shit
MGE has the Nightmare, so your point is invalid.

>>13442745
I still like MGQ more and Alice is my waifu.

>>13442745
Get some sleep, Champ

>>13442745
>I'm just sleepy all right?

Roger that. Tactical Sheepgirl airdrop inbound at your current POS, ETA 30 seconds, out.

>>13442643
Imagine finally making a sword, making you all set to go on an adventure and fight monsters. Only to have the misfortune to run into Alma Elma and get raped before you can even leave the starting gate.

Not even fair.

>>13442745
Don't worry anon. Centaurs have a very special way to make you happy.
Front pussy

>>13442745
EMG and MGE girls are monsters in the same way as dogs are wolves.

You can have your spayed monster girls if you want, but MGQ is where it's at.

>>13442759
>That smithing 'quality'.
>"It' finally done."
He deserved to get raped.

>>13442759
Welcome to the monster girl fetish.

Nothing is fair.

>>13442759
With a shit sword like that, dude was gonna get raped by the first monster he came across. Let's not even pretend him not getting raped by Alma Elma would've changed anything.

>>13442621
Worldbreaker Hulk is like 2,000,000% Mad

>>13442775
>>13442782
Could be because the artist is a complete piece of shit.

You know, just saying.

>>13442782
It's not a matter of whether you'll get raped, it's a matter of when and by whom.

What Almaelma is doing is pretty much pre-emptive NTR. He could've been raped by a nice slimegirl or earthworm girl and be kept as a husband by them instead.

>>13442751
Read that again.

>>13442727
You and me both, brother.

What's with all this mad over a fictional setting?

>not wanting to live in post-Ilias MGQ

>>13442799
Nobody here is "mad".

>>13442794
Maybe you should've put down frontgina.

>>13442799
Autism.

>>13442799

It's the typical bullshit Oroboros of the thread.

>>13442799
Combination of a setting that lets people cherry pick what they want, a strong "stop liking what I don't like" mentality, and >>13442803

>>13442802
Except that's a negative to any setting.

>>13442799
>Fans not arguing like this over every fictional setting
Don't play stupid

>>13442814
Then you throw it into a large bowl along with 3/4 of a cup of water, 4 tablespoons of salt and mix until you your batter, then bake for twenty minutes at 325 degrees.

This is how you make a Monster Girl Thread.

>>13442816
Oddly enough, the people that loathe horsepussy also appear to be among those that loathe frontgina.

I'm also biased due to the fact the Nightmare is the only Centaur I like.

>>13442759
Fuck that 'honorable hero' shit. If I ran into Alma Elma I'd fucking run the second I saw her.

At least until I could grind until I'm strong enough.

>>13442824
Wrong. The people that push frontgina hate centaurs anyway. The people that like them think the idea is retarded. Then there are the people that both dislike them and recognize the idea as retarded.

>>13442827
Unless you're some fanficiton character you'll never beat her.

>>13442824
Horsepussy is bad, but if you like centaurs, you gotta man up and take it anyway. Frontgina is pandering of the worst kind.

It's like wanting a non-sadist dark elf (this is a thing in MGE, thank you KC) or a scorpion girl who won't sting your ass to hell and back.

>>13442830
Then again, the mystical frontgina only appears if the Centaurs husbando is into that sort of thing.

Who is the best monster girl drawing artist and why is it Kanemaki Thomas?

>>13442839
Except the posterboard boy that pushes it goes "The profile says they all have it. Q&A, what's that? lalala I'm not listeniiiing..."

The thread in general just dismisses it completely.

>>13442839
Which is pretty retarded considering the guy went for a centaur in the first place.

>>13442843
They're all horrible.

>>13442843
Sorry, don't like his faces. I've still fapped to some of his stuff though since there's not a lot of artists that do truly monstery girls.

>>13442843
Disgusting.

>>13442837

>Wanting any Dark Elf that isn't a sadist

This is all kind of HARAM.

>>13442843

I don't really like his work that much to be honest.

It's mostly the way he draws faces.

It doesn't help that none of the monsters he drew for MGQ had any CG. Just the normal standing pose and a couple of different expressions.

I just want a nice monstergirl. As long as she isn't a Matango, Beelzebub or something like that I don't care about her species.

>>13442727
Do you mean a regular dragon? Or a dragon with super strength compared to other dragons?