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Why are synthetic trumpets so fucking based?

>> No.13421972

Assuming you're asking what they're based on, they're based on samples of real trumpets.

>> No.13421995
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>>13421949
Why is Mystia so cute?

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>>13421949
Because it is hard to make them sound bad.

>> No.13422060

>>13421995
Would Mystia listen to me drunkenly ramble about stuff late at night if I bought from her stall?

>> No.13422065

>>13422060
I assume being a good listener and providing company is a requirement for running a small stand.

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>>13422060
Well yeah, I don't think she gets many visitors otherwise.

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>> No.13422186

>>13422060
Yeah dude! she'll slowly start to feel for you and slowly come to love you!
Then she'll get all flustered and youll eventually make bird babys!

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>>13422060
She will most likely use her powers to make you blind, then have you eat her "magical" food that give your sight back.

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I wonder what she's trying to convey. Also, her panties seems to ride a little bit too high. Must be painful just looking at her face.

>> No.13422241

>>13422208
I'm one of those guys that orders from a sketchy mexican food truck without a license. I'd probably order just out of the convenience its there and interesting.

>> No.13422386

>>13421949
>>13421972
That's not what he asked for, but you've accidentally answered his question too.

Synthetic trumpets are based because they're a representation of real trumpets, and real trumpets are even more based.

>> No.13422396 [DELETED] 

stop sexualising 2hus

>> No.13422413

>>13422386
The fuck? How can real trumpets be even more based on real trumpets?

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>>13422186
Nice, dude.

>> No.13422507

>>13422413
You can't be even more based on real trumpets than real trumpets. It's, like, 100% similarity.

>> No.13422976

>>13422089
Did she use her eggs to make that cake?

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>>13422233
Mysti has the puffiest vulva

>> No.13423112

>>13422995
Now THAT'S a lewd belly.

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>>13423112
I want to cum all over it.

>> No.13423575

synth trumpets sound like fucking farts
PCB soundtrack a shit

>> No.13423636 [DELETED] 

>>13421949
>>13422386
>based
kill yourself back to /v/

>> No.13423745

>>13423636
You mean /mu/?

>> No.13424357 [DELETED] 

>>13423745
anything that is adopted by /v/ is infected by its taint.

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I want to molest Mystia

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>> No.13427221

>>13421995
It's a mechanism for luring in prey. Remember: never, EVER trust a youkai.

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>>13427221
Come one anon. She cannot be that bad, right?

>> No.13427247

Sparrow wings don't look like that.

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>>13427234
Nah, she's pretty nice. She sings for humans and feeds humans.

>>13427247
She's a night sparrow, which are mythical beasts. So they can definitely look like that.

>> No.13430048

cool trumpets https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aEAGkgvaA-I

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Synthetic violins > Trumpets
https://youtu.be/vpkh4JW9hW4

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>> No.13435621

>>13423575
>My speakers sound like fucking farts

ok buddy

>> No.13436395

I want to kiss Mystia's cute little breasts!

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>>13436395

>> No.13436454

>>13421995
The world needs more husky 2hus.

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>>13436454

>> No.13436925

>>13422089
>>13422139
>>13422995
>>13427234
>>13436529
I want birdy milk!

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>>13436925
Not on the menu.

>> No.13437012

>>13436976
Then I dress up as drunken Suika and get my special lewd menu by playing with Mystia under counter.

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>> No.13437032

>>13422995
>Mysti has the puffiest vulva
It's the fluffy pubic feathers

>> No.13437787

>>13437029
Winner winner, night sparrow dinner.

>> No.13437820

Mystia's stage theme has to be my first or second favorite piece of music of all time.
It's just so fucking good. I could listen to it forever.
I wish her boss theme was half as good.

>> No.13438521

>>13437820
Fuck you her themes great.

>> No.13440694

>>13437820
i think same,this is my thread

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Mystia a cute!

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