/jp/ - Otaku Culture

I hate you.

>>13408854
That's not an Anubis you dumb sack of shit!

Alright, that's pretty funny.

Aside from Dark Elves, which monster girls make the best fascists?

>>13409001
Germans.

>>13409001
Baphomets, I still want a Baphomet in a Nazi outfit.

Monoeyes are for_____
puu sh/hwEB8/33aa77f2f7.jpg

>>13409101
Hand holding, loving relationships and marriage. And lots of sex after.

>>13408854
The old thread still up, you fuck knuckle.

I want my waifu to make me a lot of food and she eats it to

>>13409101
Olev

>>13409127
Different anon. OP is probably still in that pissing match in the other thread.

We mofu in here?

Loli Litch a best

>>13409207

I want to mofu her mofu until she's not only mofu but fuwa fuwa

>>13409001
>>13409017
>>13409049

Dark Elves
Hellhounds
Werewolves
Kitsune (FUCK YEAH ROMMEL)
Crow Tengu
Schwarzwulfen
Baphomet

Uh oh! You stumble upon your daughteru watching something naughty, how do you react?

What monster girl could have the equivalent song about her trying to find you?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o0u4M6vppCI

>>13409101
Teasing sexually before dumping.

>>13408889

Fuck anubis, I'm tired of that faggot spamming her.

>>13409298
Join in. Mutual masturbation, see where it goes from there.

Could a generous anon color this for me?

>>13409336
Second.

>>13409343
>>13409336
Third

Spoilered for autism.

>>13408611
>>13408673
I'm not sorry, but I am a bit offended by the 3rd thing there.

>>13408750
>>13408777
>>13408739
Also just to say, I almost never randomly post shit on my own. I just post my agreement to things that other anons have posted, or respond to "What does your waifu do if X?" questions if I'm bored. Can't argue the bit about art requests though, given that whenever a drawfag asks for suggestions/takes requests, I'll throw out "Anubis doing X!". Or Dragon. Or Nightmare. Mantis. Lich.

>>13408805
AnonLich, actually, is what my pastebin's registered as.

Sorry for the serious autism.

My ban is finally over. Can't believe I got banned from making a thread about Billy Herrington. How the fuck did a mod not know who he is?

>>13409001
Kitsunes.

>>13409343
>>13409336
>>13409346
Seems Anubisfucker is now the new target for the memehate squad. It's amazing how a guy can be hated just for merely liking something and only responding to Anubis posts that appeal to him.

>>13409343
>>13409346
Fourth.

>>13409337
I want to teach my spaghetti-level stutterer of a daughter how to masturbate by guiding her own hand with my own and sensually whispering instructions to her while nibbling on her ear!

>>13409354
>memehate
Yeah, people hate too much, we should talk more about Bob, he's actually a swell guy if you get to know him, and his writing is pretty good too.
Why are there so many people who only think their opinion is the right one?

>>13409354
>memehate

Bob, #tailpussy, whoever the fuck you are pls.

>>13409354

>Meme hate

holy fuck you are a faggot

>>13409348
Nice spoilers, dude. Totally made me ignore your post!

>>13409354
>memehate squad
That's a new one.

>>13409336
Half the time it's not even him, Anubis is a popular girl.

>>13409362
>Bob
He's an "okay" writer, but I really don't like his works.

>>13409362
>bob
>memehate
Nice try bob.

>>13409354
This is bait.

>>13409362
This is sarcasm. I think.

>>13409354
>>13409362
>>13409365
>>13409366
>>13409368
>>13409371
Are you guys gonna talk about Monster girls or are you just going to talk about thread celebrities?

>>13408854
Good for you OP. Nice Hellhound too.

>>13408889
Excellent skills of observation anon.

>>13409336
>>13409343
>>13409346
Well excuuuuuuuuse me.

>>13409354
I'm reminded of those posters they hang in schools.
>"First they came for the [Ethnic Group A], and I did not speak up because I was not [Ethnic Group A]."
>"Then they came for the [Ethnic Group B], and still I did not speak because I was not [Ethnic Group B]."
>etc. etc.
>"And when they came for me, there was no one left to speak."
Next they'll come for the Hathorites.

>>13409371
I'd say it's me maybe 1/3rd, 1/4th of the time.

>>13409371
Anubis shill spotted.

>>13409371
I blame Trachyon for writing a story which people enjoyed.

>>13409354

Its not memehate if someone spams something to the point of people getting sick of it. Similarly, it isn't memehate if a writefag gets an ego and is told to fuck off, or the daily dose posts get on our tits.

>>13409281
I agree anon. Loli Liches are great.

>>13409384
I also do Anubis ideas quite a bit.

>>13409001
I can see a Canid Reich; hellhounds, foxes and wolf girls.

>>13409384
>Next they'll come for the Hathorites.
Over my dead body.

I want annoying babies to leave.

>>13409381
Well, are you?

>>13409339
Do you want me to color it well or just color it?

>>13409394
>People
I see about three different posters, so another vocal minority similar to the one that loves to memehate everything.

>>13409400
>I want annoying babies to leave.
You'll be better off finding a different thread, this escapist cesspool is filled with manchildren.

>>13409396
Yep. That was some good shit, man. Undead so good.

>>13409400
I'd prefer well, but a simple coloring would suffice.
Here are her character's colors.

>>13409282
>Monstergirl fascists invade your country
>They take over and start to round up the human women for being genetically inferior.
>All the men are quickly handed out to the invaders, who immediately start to create the new generation of Übermonsters

>>13409403
>muh vocal minority

nowthisisNegaposting.jpg

>>13409403
This is also bait.

>>13409400
>Well, are you?

I am.

How do Kikis decide on what man to serve?

>>13409001
>>13409398
>>13409412

>>13409413
>>13409415
>thingsIdon'tlikearebait.png
>bringing up Nega of all people
You know the mods are more active so shitposting is not a good idea.

Reminder that indulging your waifu's fantasies leads to a happier sex life and relationship.

Even if it's a Lilim wanting to pretend she's an elf

>>13409403
>vocal minority

Tell me again how the silent majority wants monsterboys but 4-5 posters are stopping them.

>So much hate happening this early in the thread.

This thread is in desperate need of a Unicorn.

So I have a weird question. Does anyone know of any drawfags that don't use paypal for commissions? Mainly asking because I don't fancy the idea of handing my address over to random dudes and pming them all individually about it would be a pain. Image might be related.

>>13409412

>TFW only the most valiant of the men, or Ubermensch material get the higher echelon MGs
>TFW being an Ubermensch guarantees one MG for you

The fabled Faschist Valkyrie. Complete with JODHPURS AND HORSE WHIP.

>>13409423
>Muh mods!

Really?

>>13409433
How can you be sure it's a silent majority? A vocal minority is easy to notice when there's 3 to 4 people, but a majority is a different thing altogether and you're just using this as an excuse to shitpost about monsterboys.

>>13409398
I want to be a POW in a human prison camp and get tortured with fluffy tails all day!

>>13409423
My biggest problem with the guy wasn't the self promotion or the ego, but that he started a new story and then jumped to the next immediately after chapter one. His pastebin is littered with potentially interesting ideas that he never bothered looking into, he just grabbed some flavor of the month idea and called dibs on it. Then left it to rot.

>>13409441
More like you're a full if shit failtroll.

>>13409425
I just want to have loving missionary sex, but my elf waifu wants me to tie her up and make her my breeding slave.

>>13409437

You do realize that that's simply how commissioning works, right? They aren't farming or selling your information /g/.

And no, there are no drawfags that really take things other than paypal. Not that frequent these parts and/or are worth commissioning.

>>13409436
>horsepussy
>saving anything

Uh, you mean, we get one of our non virgins to fuck her, and he spreads the waifus she attracts around?

>>13409439
The more common men would either get the soldiers, workers, and the rest, or work in the whorehouses. Still pretty good if you ask me.

>>13409354
Liking something is okay.

Telling everyone you like something over and over and over again is not.

>>13409446
It's also my real issue with him as well. Most opinions of him sound like they heard about him from someone else, and that person heard about him from another guy.

>>13409441
How are you so sure only a couple of people are mad about the spamming? The unique posters on here are twenty seven and counting.

>>13409423
That's the exact argument he always used whenever he was called out on his shit though. "It's just a vocal minority." Which has been proven wrong time and time again.

It's literally Negaposting.

>>13409451

So consult the "Who's turn is it" chart and do both in whatever order said chart calls for.

>>13409451
Dat ist gut.

>>13409461
His presence was basically all fall of last year. There's not enough turnover in these threads for the majority of people not to have known him and have direct opinions.

>>13409459
You're not harassing anyone else over it when they do it.

>>13409463
Because despite the numbers you notice posting styles and themes suggesting that there are actually much less actually posting in the thread than there are in it.

>>13409464
Exactly. If someone is a faggot anons here will generally call them out on it, if anything its the retards defending the faggotry who are the vocal minority. Take the nyanon thing a couple of weeks ago for instance.

>>13409484
I'm not harassing Anubis guy either, I just popped in to say that.

>>13409490
You having a giggle?

>>13409485
>the nyanon thing a couple of weeks ago for instance

What happened? I wanna hear a story!

>>13409446
> but that he started a new story and then jumped to the next immediately after chapter one

While I never thought I'd be one to DEFEND Nega, I don't think this is especially fair, anon. Writefags get loads of ideas that are good for one chapter but then you've got no clue how to carry them on.

He could have left them to rot in his head or on his hard drive so no-one would ever see even the premise. And if no-one ever sees the premise, no-one can say "Hey, that's a good idea, you should write more of that".

TL;DR: Nega was an egomaniac and had spectacularly poor judgement with his self-promotions, which are legitimate reasons to still despise him to this day, but I don't think you can call his inventiveness a bad trait.

So many master psychologists here who don't even need to see IPs to "know" who's who.

>>13409490
You're gonna get called a samef- >>13409495

Heh.

>>13409456

Her purpose in life is to create and spread love, afterall.

>>13409495
Aye m90

>>13409498
You're conveniently forgetting the part where he called all the people who disliked him a vocal minority and trolls, and how he turned every story update into an argument about pegging.

That shit got old real fast.

>>13409501
When you've been here a while you recognize people.

>>13409496
Short version: Nyanon went Negawalker-tier self-promotion. We were forced to declare him a fallen god.

Long version: He did a gay little "Tee hee, if you can guess who I am I'll upload my next chapter right now", and everyone rightly flamed him for being a complete faggot.

>>13409496
>some guy posts something along the lines of
>guess who I am and I might just post a new story :)
>anons all think he's a faggot
>idiot reveals himself to be nyanon
>anons tell him to fuck off
>for some reason some anons defend him for it, and try and pass it off as a joke
>somehow

>>13409518
>>13409522
Well that's... he kinda brought it on himself, really.

Is there any write/drawfag that doesn't end up self-promoting?

>>13409457

I'm still sad that Faggot will never do that one Not!Nazi Werewolf story.

Nazi women hit me in the boner fuel so goddamned hard for some reason.

>>13409445

>Not wanting to be a POW under the monitoring of Rommel-chan the Fennec Fox kitsune and her tank girls
>TFW they barely give you water in the sweltering desert heat, tied to a wooden pole in the center of a dingy tent
>Instead, they have you lick the sweat off their bodies for hours a day
>From their popliteals to their armpits, bathing you in not only the tangy taste of their sweat, but also of their bodies
>Every once in a while they go through their seasonal estrus, in which they basically cast lots deciding on "Mating order"
>Rommel-chan always has first go with you, followed by her subordinates, followed by Rommel-chan again, later in the evening
>Never unbound, they make you suffer through the HORROR of vanilla sex in the seated position as their kitsune bodies and yours stick together sweatily, their warm breasts pressed to your chest as their arms drape around your neck and they huff and keen in pleasure
>They always say they "Love you", but you know it's their breeding instinct talking
>Eventually, they have you lick their breasts, their necks, and even their pussies for hours on end as the summer drags on
>Doing so almost always triggers their heat, and you often find yourself spending days on end copulating with Kitsune girls in the mood
>But, at the end of the day, you end up surrounded by a pseudo-harem of sexually satisfied and absolutely radiant Kitsune girls
>Sometimes you wonder if this is a form of predation, or if it's your body adapting
>The sad thing is you don't care

>>13409528
Well, writefags kind of HAVE to self-promote.

By which I simply mean they have to do a quick post and a link showing they've updated a story when they do so. So that people know and can read it if they wish.

The only people who don't are the writefags who're so stupidly popular for whatever reason, that people obsessively check and follow their pastebins and know when they do an update, and thus promote the author in their place.

>>13409536
God bless Fred Perry.

>>13409528
...I can't answer that question without thereby becoming a self-promoter.
Err... I haven't seen Seafoam push anything lately, but I don't know if that's because he has humility or if he has expired.

>>13409537
Pretty much. And no writefag is that popular outside of the infamous ones. So Nyanon was kind of shat on pretty harshly for something that wasn't a big of a deal.

>>13409528
No idea. But notice how no one goes on about mice and nyanon since he was chased off? After that little stunt it was probably the faggot self promoting all this time. Or not, these threads are starting to make me paranoid.

>>13409549
I agree that the thread made too big a deal out of it, but his little "Guessing Game" bit was rather asinine. It didn't justify how harshly some anons reacted, but it was a pretty bad move on his part.

>>13409555
We're fickle and cycle through MGs.

>>13409558
Yes.
He shouldn't have done it, but the group of anons really went overboard.

>>13409543

Yes, God bless that man for making Leprechaun girls literally the best thing since a Pirate-Ninja-Leprechaun that uses a sword tied to his dick

>>13409555
>But notice how no one goes on about mice and nyanon since he was chased off?
Oh God, you're right
Fucking fuck

>>13409555
>After that little stunt it was probably the faggot self promoting all this time

If that's the real deal, I'd be laughing.

>>13409555
>After that little stunt it was probably the faggot self promoting all this time.

Holy shiiiiiiiiiit.

>>13409555

The worst thing is Nyanon literally creamed his pants at a stupidly contrived and edgy Dormouse story intro I did out of boredom.

He probably self promoted worse than goddamned Bullcocks

>>13409570
>>13409573
>constant thread discussion about mice and nyanon
>very few paste hits for someone with massive popularity

Holy shit. Anon could be onto something

>>13408854
I require more hellhound art

>>13409384
>Next they'll come for the Hathorites.
I've been tired of them for a while, but throwing a hissy fit wouldn't change anting.

>>13409588
So what's being said is that he might have been trying to get people interested into reading his stories?

My god! Such an ingenious marketing scheme!
All the other writefags do it as well, and even make up 7/10 of the current thread now

>>13409594
Loen did one last week, but it hasn't been colored yet

>I only wear this because the law requires it, alright?
>...Where else did you need to go?
>I'm getting tired of this already.

>>13409603
It's also really bad looking.

>>13409600
Incredibly missing the point while being sarcastic about it. Nice.

>>13409600
But nowhere near as blatantly.

>>13409464
>Which has been proven wrong time and time again.
How exactly?

>>13409605
It's a quick sketch, did you expect the mona lisa or something?

I want to be a Siren pop idol's groupie!

>>13409555

>look back through the archives
>its actually a real thing

Hahahaha. How didn't we notice?

>>13409614
Would you join the on-stage orgy at her concert?

>>13409600
Yes yes, Nyanon is behind all the mouse posting.
Yadda yadda, who's next on your hate/conspiracy list?

>>13409613
It doesn't matter if it's a fucking quick sketch, I can still have a fucking negative opinion of it.

Fuck off.

>>13409604
>well I was thinking of going to the church to get married then to the jeweler to get you a new diamond encrusted collar I ordered

>>13409605
Other than the Grinch fingers, I see nothing wrong with it.

>>13409603
>Highschool Hellhound
He's running that MGK thing into the ground harder than I am.

>>13409595
We come and go, it'll probably cool down for a couple days before it picks up again

>>13409586

http://pastebin.com/cML3j6Gj

Speaking of which

>This is what quite literally made Nyanon go "bueno"

The man fucking loved anything that had a "maus" in it, as he called them

>>13409566
I don't care how morbidly retarded that is, it's too awesome to hate.

>>13409631
Why though? The art style? The MG? The hockey part of it? Your negativity has a source somewhere

>>13409626
Someone's mad.

>>13409641
I remember watching it like 6 years ago. I was amazed when I found out he had finally finished it a while ago.

>>13409637
She's wearing a minnesota wild jersey, not a high school jersey

>>13409646
>mad
I'm more bored and in the mood for jokes about paranoia, like false conspiracy theories.

>>13409637
It's actually supposed to be a Hellhound who's a fan of some hockey team. Some anon or another asked for it.

>>13409626
Someone stop that cheese thief!

>>13409645
Just the general look of the hellhound is unpleasant to me.

>>13409637
It has fuck all to do with MGK.

>>13409626
Only its actually feasible. Nyanon gets told to shut up for self promotion and suddenly all the "You know who I love? NYANON!" Posts just magically stop, even weeks later.

>>13409555
The worst thing is I can believe it.

>>13409600
Shit, we do!? I didn't know we had to promote like shameless whores. I don't think I'm sneaky enough to pull that shit off.

>>13409637
But Hellhound Senpai will win the talent show for sure!

Probably because she'll beat up anyone who heckles her.

>>13409660
Fair enough

>>13409653
Either Nyanon or one of his little defense group guys

>>13409651
>>13409655
Oh really? That's neat.
And while I'm on the subject I'm close to completing a few things and starting an actual MGK story, which could take anywhere from a few days to a month to compete because I'm a lazy piece of shit. Though I doubt anyone still reads my crap anymore.

>>13409670
Well, I think her voice is like a broken hard drive.
I am also certain she can't beat me up.

Checkmate, furball.

>a virus spreads
>humans are dying
>to be more specific human men are dying, human women are just fine
>the culprits are monsterboys who can only reproduce with human women, same how monstergirls can only reproduce with human men
>no, monsterboys and monstergirls cannot reproduce with one another. In fact both find the other repugnant
what team do you assemble to stop their evil plans of manicide?

>>13409670
Not unless you sabotage the dragon sisters and their over-the-top pop idol routine.

>>13409600

Only we don't? I don't know why you're defending that kind of shit because if its true then he deserves to be called out for it.

>>13409681
Fuck off.

Well this thread's off to a great start. And its not even the weekend.

>>13409659
I want to pick her up and watch squirm as I carry her to my love dungeon.
It's were I keep all the other thieves who've tried to steal from me.
It's also where I keep my Raging mushrooms and manticore venom. Along with all the ropes and cords I own

>>13409681
No.

>>13409677
Ma'am I think your skirt is too short.

>>13409681

>>13409600
Stop fucking trying to get all other writers to look bad so your shitty little gimmicks go unnoticed (they won't).

>>13409681
>monsterboys
Why don't you make your own thread? That worked out so well last time, didn't it?

>>13409670
>talent show at MGC High
>a dark elf comes on the stage followed by her bf on a leash
>"I'm gonna show you what a leash, some raisins and a little bit of lube can do!"
fuck that noise

Did I miss something? I was fapping in between the death of the last thread and the birth of this. Did it end on a sour note or something? What's with all the shit?

>>13409697
If I give her surprise tickles, will she smile?

>>13409704
It's the first 500 posts of the new thread. That should be explanation enough

>>13409704
Nope, people are just acting like faggots because this thread is shit.

>>13409697
Gimmicks?

>>13409703
I will boo that bitchboy so hard, he's gonna sploosh all over.

>>13409704
Last thread ended with a pair of Anons having a half hour long argument about thread policy, and this one is in its early stages so shitposting abound.

>>13409635

>>13409697

There's a few writers like Bob and Bollocks you can't make look any worse than they've already done to themselves, though

>>13409664
Thanks for letting me know who I'm not allowed to like, lest I offend your sensibilities.

>>13409685
>>13409693
>>13409696
>>13409700
Don't respond you stupid fucks.

>>13409670
I want to be part of the judges of a monster girl school talent show.

No, I don't want sex for favors.

>>13409703
>talent show at MGC High
>a Harpy and her boyfriend walk onto the stage.
>"My girlfriend will now feed me!"
>Harpy regurgitates into her boyfriends mouth.

This is going to be a long talent show...

>>13409600
Actually Nyanon, most writers here don't.

Its official, Nyanon has joined the likes of Machine and Nega.

>>13409703
>She just eats the raisins and lubes herself up before fucking her BF on stage
>Gets booed off because of her unoriginal idea

>>13409725
We can't take you fucking mamonos anywhere, can we?

>>13409725
At least we've got the Apsara dance troop and the whatever the Wurms are doing.

>>13409704
NA afternoon / EU night. Business as usual

>>13409724
>No, I don't want sex for favors.
Too bad, you're getting them.

Why do you people keep making threads?

>>13409730
But I'm not Nyanon.

>>13409736
I'M INCORRUPTIBLE.

>>13407217
>>13407229
dicks
https://i.imgur.com/MfPECFu.png

>>13409704
Thursday evenings almost always turn into a shit fest.

>>13409723
No one said you couldn't like him, I was only pointing out the blatant self promotion.

>>13409738
Yes you are shut up, this thread needs something to act autistic about.

>>13409744
You mean a common enemy to hate so they aren't at each others throats? Like Bob or Nega?

>>13409740
And you didn't disappoint.

The chocolate gods are pleased with your offering.

>>13409737
Who knows? All people do in them any more is waifu post and complain about OC Creators are the devil.

>>13409739
That will just make them want to try even harder!

>>13409737
because my penis is still attached to my groin

>>13409737
I like Monster Girls.

>>13409725
>Yeti and her boyfriend up next
>She's giving a Cuddle-fu demonstration
>Wants to show off the techniques passed down through her family
>All 473 positions

>>13409725
>Kraken juggles a dozen knives, two on each tentacle
>A thunderbird combines her lightning with a lava golem's minerals to create a fireworks show
>A Ghoul keeps a spinning record on a stick balanced in her mouth with two spinning plates on the tips of her fingers
>A Valkyrie joins forces with a Sabbath to mess with the laws of gravity to create zero g water spheres so their aquatic friends can perform acrobatic stunts

>>13409757
Going through this and last thread, I would doubt that.

>>13409738
Even if you aren't, do you really think anyone is going to believe you?

>>13409761
Truly, we are all saddened by your lack of faith.

Excuse me, I think I may need a moment to recuperate.

>>13409436
Does the wedding ring go on her finger or horn?

>>13409744
>anon points out that a writefag has probably been a massive faggot
>someone defends the writefag for being a faggot, calling all writefags faggots
>its autism call the guy defending this shit a retard

>>13409725
>A man walks onto the stage with a Manticore in tow on a leash.
>He's dressed like a lion tamer.
>The Manticore jumps up onto a stool when he cracks a whip at the air.
>Crowd ooo's accordingly.
>Cracks his whip again.
>The manticore opens her tail pussy as wide as it can go.
>'Lion Tamer' takes off his hat and begins to put his head inside.
>The crowd gasps and starts cheering.
>Suddenly the tailpussy clamps down.
>He goes into a panic while the crowd screams.
>The curtains are hastily brought down.

>>13409738
If you aren't him then why were you defending such a shitty act?

>>13409784
And when the curtain goes back up the Manticore's fucking her tamer on stage?

>>13409784
That would be one cavernous tailpussy.

>>13409761
No really, I like Monster Girls.

>>13409786
Why are you shitting all over him for something that wasn't a very big deal? There's taking him down a peg, and then there's just going overboard and continuing to shit on him long after the event took place.

Remember when you could like any Monster Girl?

Now we can't like Monster Girls writefags like too, because we might be them. We also can't like popular Monster Girls either because popularity is annoying. Why do people care about this all again? Can't we just like whatever Monster Girl we want?

>>13409784
>can't even hold her tailpussy open
As if we needed more evidence manticores suck.

Can't we all just get along? It's making the undead Lolis cry

I want to get tickled by a bunch of kitsune girls!

Which monster girl is the cutest?

>>13409758
>"I know 473 ways to hug a man!"
>"D-Don't fuck with me!"

>>13409798
Apparently not.

>>13409798
Yes Timmy, people will be mean to you, get over it and enjoy what you like.

>>13409798
Because people whining about how people aren't allowed to like things is really annoying.

Sure, you can like whatever Monster Girl you want, but do you want to always see responses to your posts that're just "Overpopular shit, wish they'd go away"?

>>13409801
Little Lichy doesn't cry.

She just wears a barely distinguishable pout of disapproval.

>>13409808
>Timmy
When's the last time he had to fork over his lunch money to the Dark elf and P'Ork again?

>>13409677
Announce it once or twice and i'm sure plenty of anons will take a look at it. Especially since it's MGK.

>>13409798
oh i'm sorry are we not on 4chan the place were everyone just shits on everything and everyone for liking things

>>13409796
>endlessly self promoting isn't a big deal
Looks like we were wrong for getting mad at Nega after all!

>>13409814
I don't know or care.

All I know is that he should git gud, nobody likes a little baby.

>>13409798
Why do you care that others care about what you care about?

>>13409811
>Loli lich just looks at you
>expression doesn't change but tears start flowing and she trembles while looking at you and holding her teddy bear phylactary

>>13409801
What a wimp.

>>13409825
>holding her teddy bear phylactary
We really do need art of this because it's fucking adorable.

>>13409817
If you say so.
But it starts with Ophy. Nobody likes Ophy. They all want Girty and Dragon's mum and Lich.

>>13409823
He can't git gud if he's never allowed to level up.

>>13409825
>>13409825
>Urge to cuddle, rising

Little girls shouldn't be able to cry with a straight face. That's horrible. That's like, war vet "I've seen some shit" tier, or native american "muh land" tiers of suffering.

>>13409808
>>13409823
>You will never be Timmy and bullied by P'orc and Dark Elf and forced to wear dresses and be mocked

>>13409806
I think that would be a good reason to fuck with her, actually.

>>13409825
Too adorable.

>>13409832
Of course he can level up.

Then again, the real men beat the game at lvl 1.

>>13409836
Fuck natives, bunch of fucking cunts.

Brits should have been better at eradicating the fuckheads.

>>13409784
>A man walks onto the stage with a Manticore in tow on a leash.
>He's dressed like a lion tamer.
>The Manticore jumps up onto a stool when he cracks a whip at the air.
>Crowd ooo's accordingly.
>Cracks his whip again.
>The manticore hops on a moncycle and starts pedalling around him while balancing herself out with her tail
>The crowd gasps and starts cheering.
>Lion Tamer drops his whip and claps his hand twice before making a "come at me" gesture to her
>She jumps from the monocycle onto his arms, gently wrapping her tail around his shoulders and "kissing" his cheek with it
>She then waves goodbye to the crowd with a happy smile on her face, as the tamer bows his head to the spectators before princess carrying her away as the curtains close

>>13409839
And thank the chief god for that.

>>13409719
that's what I was thinking about when I posted anon Isabelle's my girl
you're not me?
are you?

>>13409832
Don't forget Jabberwock and Lilim.

What would happen if the Orc and Dark Elf accidentally Alped the target of their affections?

>>13409847
I never got this ending in the visual novel. Did I do something wrong?

>>13409832
>nobody likes Ohpy

I beg to differ, I'm one of the few that has Apophis very high on his list of favored MG's.

Ophy is absolutely adorable and deserves to be written about. I'm hoping to see some Mantis and especially some Kiki in your story aswell.

>>13409843
>real men
No that's beyond a real man. A real man beats a game with a solid and well thought out team, a great man does it underleveled, a legendary man does a solo Whitemage run.

>>13409853
>Wocks and buns
As if I'd forget.

>>13409857
They would get bullied.

By me.

>>13409844
Fuck you, man, your natives are cool and noble. Ours just sniff petrol and yell at people.

>>13409858
you talked to that mantis girl? you're not supposed to do that or else it ruins the manticores trust in you

>>13409860
>Mantis
Someone liked her?

>>13409862
>solo Whitemage run
Yeah...I'm still not gud enough.

But I'll keep trying.

>>13409853
Delicious onee-san Jabberwock's wocks are far superior to bully Lilim's Washboard chest.

Lilim is a jerk who deserves to be alone.

>>13409777

I never thought of that before. But I kinda like the idea of a horn-ring.

Butts

>>13409869
Where do you live?

>>13409874
Flat is justice

>>13409857
They would help him rape a man and build up his confidence as he filled out into an ultra lewd succubus.

It would probably be his best friend too.

>>13409870
Ah, of course.

>>13409878
Australia

>>13409844
fuck you dude I'm native american, don't live on a reservation, and is currently getting his masters
so fuck you dude, I hope you choke on a manticore spike

and yes, I am mad...

>>13409872
You'll git gud eventually.
I sure as hell did.

>>13409881
Lilim's best aspect is her buns anyway.

>>13409876
Dire Butt.

>>13409882
>an alp
>raping anyone
kek.

>>13409876
>Anubis has a tiny butt
>Dire Wolf has a big butt for me
I know which one I'd go for

>>13409851
>you're not me?
>are you?
No.
But Isabelle is mine.

>>13409895
Try resisting one when they have a Dark Elf and a P'Orc backing them up.

>>13409874
Lilim's a nice enough girl when she's not on-guard.

OT3.

>>13409876

>You will never be her precious Goemon
Fuck me. Seriously, somebody...anybody.

>>13409891
Maybe your entire race shouldn't be a bunch of fucking drunk cunts that pick fights with everyone that doesn't bend over backwards to please them.

Equality my dick, you people are fucking scum that should have been killed in those residential schools.

>>13409282
>Schwarzwulfen
Pls.

>>13409703
basically anything MGC will just suck ass with many different fetishes thrown in the mix
>just like 4chan...

>>13409902
I'll take care of "sticks" and "fatty" soon enough.

>>13409876
I like that Anubutt, as I always do.
But dat Lamiass is lovely too.

>>13409906
Not him, don't care what your opinion is, but take this shit to /pol/

>>13409439
Oh yes.

>>13409876
Biased.

>>13409912
Fine then, let's talk about Native monster girls, which one's they'd be and why they would be fucking horrible.

>>13409876
>Butts
Like Butts Klauser, or...?

>>13409910
Hey, the dark elf is trying to lose weight and poor P'orc has an eating disorder

>>13409916
Don't you mean, Biassed?

>>13409911
Oh fuck off with your spamming anubis shit, we get it you like anubis, stop bringing her up, fuck fof anubis fuckers

>>13409871
Poor Mantis, hated by and ignored by all.

>>13409903
>She'll never hug you and keep you close to her soft, fat chest
>Jabberwock will never join in and smother you with her delicious wocks
>Lilim will never get jealous and tries to hug you harder

>>13409927
Funny post. I like.

>>13409925
NO

>>13409924
And now they have an even bigger problem.

>>13409920
I'd be cool with a native lamia. Rattlesnake lamia.
Battlesnake lamia. Yes.

>>13409928
There's a reason too.

>>13409719
I prefer the less Kemono Isabelle.

>>13409927
>Somebody posts a thing that includes Anubis
>I respond that I like Anubis because this thing contains Anubis
I can't tell if you're playing it up because of the earlier idiocy, or are genuinely stupid.

I'll assume the former so I can retain some faith in other people.

>>13409927
This post reminds me of that one "GODDAMMIT STOP TALKING ABOUT PANCAKES!" pic.

>>13409920
>Fine then, let's talk about Native monster girls
That's better. Bring on the deer-taur girls

>>13409536
Rommel never mistreated prisoners.

>>13409941
He's just a false flagging faggot.

>>13409928
>Poor
She's not that poor with all those Indiana Jones movies and an autographed hat.

>>13409906
none of my family are drunks, they're stoners (seriously, my grandmother had this badass pipe made from deer bone that she swore Geronimo used when he was with her tribe)
Also the only fight I pick is against those like you dude. People who don't know jack shit about the world yet want to 'make a difference' by spouting putrid hate like they're some meme. This is my last reply to you, fuck off, your waifu is shit anyways.

>>13409947
What if you're the false flagging faggot?

>>13409914
Are you on the /v/ Ace Combat thread right now?

>>13409928
Mantises are lovely, but creepy crawlies are my favorite bugs.

>>13409928

I can't recall anyone ever hating Mantis. They liked her Kuudere attitude. At most they just attached other tropes to her so she wasn't just "cold" all the time.

>>13409928
Best Bug imo.
Followed by Oomukade.
Beelzebub in 3rd.

>>13409955
Yeh

>>13409907

Pls what?

>>13409914

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o1Qkzj5bStU

>>13409946

I didn't realize showering a POW with love was mistreating as far as MGs go.

>>13409958
Well, there was that one faggot...

>>13409932
Please no, dark elf can't putty on any more weight. Then she'd qualify as fat instead of chubby.
Do you want to deal with a Dark Elf who can't wear their native clothes without looking like ham wrapped in twine?

>>13409934
Reason or not, she (and Mantis in general) deserve more love.

>>13409956
Creepy Crawlies a cute too.

>>13409953
Literally every other race is better than you fucks.

>>13409958
Fuck them, they literally eat their husbands

>>13409966
You mean this guy >>13409973?

>>13409961
>>13409962

Yo, buddies.

>>13409969
They really don't.

>>13409969
>That manti's colors

OH MY GOD JC A BOMB

>>13409973
they sure do.

I want Stormfront to leave.

>>13409975
Nah.

>>13409969
>Someone else has my old Mantis recolor
Huh. Well I'll be damned.

>>13409968
Actually, their "bigger" problem is me.

I will however steal your idea and get some of that magic milk...

Is there no love left in the hearts of man?

>>13409977
I heard you were talking shit about mantis like I wouldn't find out.

>>13409938
>You will never walk into your office to find your werewolf secretary bent over your desk naked and tail wagging furiously.

>>13409988
Yes.

>>13409984
Under the Table BJs a Bestest.

I want to join the order and systematically eliminate and purge monster scum from this earth, and all who willingly swell with them.

>>13409986
You'd be surprised at what people have from these threads
Remimber, there's always stalker Anon who probably has screencaps of everyone and everything

>>13409988

Proto-Cat pls go and stay go.

>>13409962
>Being given little water
Dehydration is no joke, especially in desert conditions
>Tied to a pole for hours
This is painful and uncomfortable, it can even lead to health/medical issues over a long period of time
>Forced to lick Rommel and her soldiers clean
This is very unsanitary, especially since we're talking about soldiers operating in the desert under combat conditions

Now if the POWs were treated properly, and only forced to brush and clean Rommel's soldier's hair, ears, and tails, then that would be okay.

>>13410000
I wan to join an order that has both Monster girl and human paladins.

>>13409987
You monster! Do you know how hard that stuff is to burn off? She'll be like that for years!
She'll be the only fat dark elf in the history of MGCH!

>>13409988
Only strength may reside in our hearts.

Remember, love is the death of duty.

>>13410009
i like the way you think

>>13409989
Why wouldn't I talk shit about them?

They're the second worst monster girl in existence

>>13409969
Beelzebubs could also do with some love.

>People keep saying Mantis girls eat their husbands

Are you people handpicking monstergirls for no reason again?

>>13410013
Maybe that'll teach her some humility.

>>13409962
>>13409976
Mah nigs.

>>13410022
It's only person.

>>13410009
Me too.

>>13410022
Take it easy.

>>13409749
only monsters in relationships allowed then

>>13410025
Razgriz a cute, best demon girl.

>>13410002
Every faggoty thing you've ever said under the false-security of "anonymity" has been saved and moved to a larger folder full of all the dumb shit you've ever posted, all the shitposts you've ever made and all your samefagging.

>>13409989
>There will never be a story of a Kunoichi and a Mantis who grew up together as best of friends, always sparring together.
>With everyone looking from the outside-in thinking that they're always trying to kill each other whenever they spar
>Because they're truly that skilled in martial arts, and neither of them expresses their emotions well

>>13410009
Yes, I love that type of stuff.

>>13410022
It's like, one guy.
He's probably the same one who flipped shit about Mantises a while back.

>>13409844
Fuck britons, bunch of fucking cunts.
Romans should have been better at eradicating the fuckheads.

>>13410034
>best demon girl
Funny thing is, I have her in an "angel" folder that also has Ultima from FFT in it.

>>13410044
He got so mad. He was like:
>Guys, I totally love Mantises!
Then he saw the picture and was like:
>WOOOOW! Mantis girls are the fucking scum of the earth HOLY SHIT!!

It was funny, to say the least.

>>13410022
Actual mantis only eat their mates when under extreme stress. Such as being overtly watched during mating sessions. Even then it's 30% chance. When they do not sense anyone watching there is no cannibalism.

The takeaway from this is that it's a bad idea to try exhibitionism with a mantis.

>>13409960
Where do you rate Khepris and Mothmen then?

>>13410052
It's always fun seeing someone being triggered.

>>13410047
Fuck Roamins, bunch of fucking cunts.
Jupiter should've been better at eradicating the fuckheads.

>>13410054
When they do not sense anyone watching there is no cannibalism.

what the fuck

>>13410062
Sailor Jupiter, or "The Guy Who Fucks Anything and Everything" Jupiter?

>>13410009
>paladins
Why this obsession? They're just knights.

>>13410024
>Moping, fat dark elf who can't lose the weight and gets bullied for it.
>only friend is a skinny P'orc
>doesn't even try to go for guys, has just given up
I'd cuddle that and bring back her smile

>>13410068
Zeus

>>13410068
We do not speak of those who make a living killing monstergirls.
So the god.

>>13410070
You better be ready for her to never do the same for you.

>>13410070
>bring back her smile
Be my guest.

I for one care only about taking smiles away.

>>13410077
But what if they became the monster girls?
Seriously. I want to see Sailor Jupiter as a Jinko. Right now.

>>13410070
I want to cuddle fat Dark Elf and bring back her smile and confidence while trying to encourage her to dom me!

>>13410056
Well, as far as bugs go, after the top 3 I listed, probably...

>Girtablilu
>Sandworm
>Giant Ant
>Mothman
>Arachne
>Giant bee
>Khepri
>Jorougumo
>Ant Arachne
>Devil Bug

I honestly don't find much appealing about Moths, but they're just so gosh-darn cute.

>>13410086
they'd look for a way to "cure themselves".
and they'd kill jinkos on sight

>>13410080
>>13410085
I will, she just needs some to love her before she goes full deredere

>>13410095
Only if said Jinko was from the Negaverse.
Or Nega-Force...whichever one they decide to call it at that point in time.

>>13409938
I like all Isabelles.

>>13410097
No as in, if you even for a second lose a bit of beauty she'll abandon you for another guy.

Fat people are scum of the earth.

>>13410089

>Wittle Moff

Excuse me, uh....can I give her a comfy hug?

>>13410088
>y-you want me to do what?
>a-aren't I to heavy for -!-
>....you know I can't say no when you do that.
>My p-parents are gone so we can do t-that tonight

>>13410109
Of course!

>>13410089
Up till now I've completely missed that Sandworms were bug type.

>Giant Ant
Such hard working good girls who get no love.

>>13410101
I do wonder what became of the surviving youma and other enemies.

Who drunk here?


http://imgur.com/x9RkPru

>>13410089
that's not Tarkin

>>13410107
She's not fat because she wants to be that way, she works every day at the gym but can't lose it.

>>13410107
You sound more bitter than the salt in a fattyfatty2x4's potato chips. Then again, this isn't the only time you've done so in these threads.

>>13410122
Let her struggle in vain.

I will be over here, doing sick DIO poses in a dark room for no reason.

>>13410115
I honestly didn't much care for them before, but then I read their re-translated MGE-1 profile. Now, I actually really like 'em. Hard-working girls, playing to the whole scent and pheromone fetishism, they're great.

>>13410117
My god that is a tiny, tiny, tight lookin' vagina.

>>13410131
You do that.
I'm going to help build her confidence and shower her with love.
In before a wizard messes with her again

>>13410116
Probably something like this.

>>13410086
Speaking of human girls turning into monster girls, you know who else needs that privilege?

Aki Izayoi.

>>13410111
This set off my heart boner and my penis boner

>>13410144
>spoiler
You know what they say: You always meet twice...

>>13410145
>capping your own posts

>>13410156
What else could he do to her at this point?
It's not like she could get any bigger

>>13410148
>Implying this hasn't already been done

>>13410157
He's not capping his posts, he's capping someone's reply to his posts.

>>13410158
>It's not like she could get any bigger
Is that a challenge?

>>13410163
What if it is?

>>13410160
Oh...
...Any chance we can get her as an Alraune, or...

>>13410158
>It's not like she could get any bigger
Foolishness.

>>13410169
Sorry, Plant-Dragon was all I could find.

>>13410170
Prove me wrong

>>13410173
Damn.
I will request it if I have to.
Also Lamian Misty Tredwell, because she was hot too.

>>13409621
>having sex in front of thousands

[Heavy Breathing]

>>13410132
Same here. I mostly ignored them to the point where I didn't even notice the updated/retranslated profile until I reread it for some reason.
But yeah, the diligent attitude and the whole swimming in a cloud of pheromones after a hard day of work thing was unexpectedly appealing.

>>13410170

> Just as planned
> Not at least using Tzeentch

Anon pls

>>13410089
I want Moth Daughterus!

>>13410176
I hope you enjoy a girl with her own gravitational pull.

>>13410190
I'd just as planned her butt.

>>13410161
What really gets me is no-one has used this kind of ability for a blow job.
That'd be something.

>>13410190
Begone wench, we're men, doing men...things.

>>13410190
That image...
Too much Change™, even for the Changer of Ways.

>>13409928
The Best

>>13409803
Fuck you.

Thoughts?

>>13410202
Her lower arms look too piddly.

>>13410205
What's wrong with that post?