/jp/ - Otaku Culture

First for cute barnacles.

>>13400992
Well done OP, you didn't fuck up.
Have a cosplay seal.

>>13400924
It's the voice, mostly.
Shut up, she's Nephilim, that counts.

>>13400995

Not condescending. What's the appeal in having an immobile waifu? Is it purely the innocent look in her case?

Here's your weekly 2P waifu.

>>13401014
Well, you could tease her then run away and watch her squirm.

>>13401014
Not him, but their mobility or lack thereof doesn't really factor in for me when I consider the waifu potential.
I imagine I'd be chained up in the rapecave/forest/seafloor and never travelling anywhere regardless, so if she's stuck to one location just the same it doesn't really make any difference.

>>13401016
You know what? I like it.
Would impregnate/10

>>13401016
Well, I liked her already, but now it's even more.

>>13401024
>>13401036

Two opinions, both valid. One wants to be able to escape for a bit and tease her.

And another doesn't mind staying with her the whole time.

Can't hate either opinions.

Get ready for your threadly

>>13401063
EXTRA DOSE

>>13401063
>>13401068

Thanks Doc!

I want to bury my face in her navel, bask in her musky body odor and breathe deeply.
Night Terrors when Alp?

>you will never be breastfed by an apsara

>>13401063
>>13401068
>>13401073

Poor Oomukades.

Their love and hate levels seem to balance each other.

They are the neutral monstergirl.

Crow Tengu Love

>>13401016
The colors are dull. Brighten it up a little maybe?

qt cuttlefish imouto when?

>>13400992
>Magma girl takes bath
>Evaporates the water before even touching it
>Wastes water and still smells.
Thanks Mamanobama

>>13401083
They're supposed to be dull, more saturation would give you eye cancer.

>>13401088
She's made of lava, the bacteria would die because of the heat so she won't smell.

>>13401088
>Thanks Mamanobama
Pffththt

>>13401111
Yeah that got me a bit too

>>13401101
She's infested with extremophile bacteria that live off the heat and minerals she releases.

>>13401093
Well it feels like im looking at a faded old picture.

>>13401123
Give her a chemical bath then

>>13401127
That can be arranged.

>>13401129
>The Chemicals explode from the heat

>Morning Monstergirl Thread Time.
>Have a Cockatrice waifu.
>She cooks you eggs.

"Umm, Honey, can you tell me where these came from?"

>>13401221
>Eating your wife's unfertilized eggs
Guess that's not any worse than her eating your sperm.

>>13401228

Valid point. Guess you just gotta be sure you didn't fertilize anything recently.

>>13401235
> not eating your unborn daughterus, Cronos-style
Reminder that slimegirl waifus are getting you to do just this whenever they feed you their jelly.
'Cos if you just left the jelly to accumulate, eventually it would split off as a baby slime.

>>13401016
Thanks doc

>>13401228
>>13401235
>Automatically assuming she laid the eggs
>yfw she tells you she actually bought normal chicken eggs as the market because cooking her own is 300% haram

>>13401316
>She starts looking at you like you're crazy

>>13401221
>Cockatrice busying herself with breakfast
>try to surprise hug her from behind
>she freaks out and starts to run
>pheromones compel you to chase her
>half an hour later the house is in shambles and you're pounding her into a sofa somewhere in the remnants of the living room

>>13401361
KITCHEN
FIRE

>>13401361

But Anon, the food is left unattended and will burn and I'm concerned about food over monstergirl sex I'm gonna go lie down.

>>13401378
I specifically avoided saying cooking.

Will you be entertained by beast and knives?
Vital mentalisms will blow your minds!
Cthulu's red headed step child, quite the precocious babe.
We like to keep it on the D.L. because our clientele prefers it that way
The seven legged sow will see to the after-show.
Don't you think the candelabra gives a pleasant glow?

Now may I present to you the basilisk?
Please dawn your goggles if you wish to resist.
From the fiery depths of the planet's core
The never sleeping for wont of eating unholy stench of the manticore.

Please produce your access pass, no photographs please.
Some of our guests are...how shall I say? Hyperbolic V.I.P.
There is a velvet room for the discriminating pack.
Celebrities and tentacles regard the beast with two backs.

The seven legged sow will see to the after-show.
Don't you think the candelabra gives a pleasant glow?

I think Clutch likes monster girls.

>>13401390

I'm the farthest thing from a music aficionado, but is this supposed to be sung like late 70's metal?

>>13401384
NO FUN.

>>13401402
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j-m9YKS4McQ

>>13401407
On the contrary, fun is mandatory.

>>13401390
Probably not but their lyrics are extremely exploitable.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r4x3KgvdQz4

>>13401434
Literal Semen Demon go and stay go.

Dumpire is the kind of Vampire we need more of.
Haughty Vampires are too high maintenance.

>>13401434
Droola plz go

>>13401424

Not what I was expecting but not bad. Welp, I guess I just dated myself.

>>13401441
No Anon, the best Vampire is the one who has owned you since before you were born.

>>13401457
They've actually been around for a while. First I heard them was early 90s.

>>13401436
>Pity the mate of Queen Mantis
>so content, but so headless.
Poor mantis-anon.

>>13401439
>>13401444
Druella literally did nothing wrong.

>>13401485
>this is what traitors actually believe

>>13401441
>>13401478
Why not both?
Powerful elder vampire who has owned you from birth. Has her maids raise you, shaping you into the perfect husband.
When you first meet her you are overcome by her power, her imposing beauty, her grace and nobility. Then she trips.
So she pretends she did it on purpose.
And you realize she's kind of a dumbass.
Cute tho.

>>13401493
I could always go for some dumpire.

>>13401485
I wonder who's behind this post.

>>13401485
She stole my coat.

>>13401507
And my heart.

>>13401478
Stop, Would you Kindly
Sit, Would you Kindly
Stand, Wouldy you Kindly
Run, Stop, Turn.
A Man Chooses. A Slave Obeys

>>13401509
She took ma job!

>>13401485
>liking forced monsterisation

>>13401514
>not liking forced monsterisation

>>13401513
SHE TERK YER JERB

>>13401493
Yes, would love

>>13401509
No, no you don't, you aren't changing the subject. She stole my fucking coat. I saw her. You don't steal peoples coats. It's fucking cold out. I was chilly all night because of her.

Look, look at her! She's still fucking wearing it! She's a god damned thief!

>>13401513
You were a professional knob shiner?

>>13401528
...It's a living.

>>13401525
Stop wearing slutty clothes that succubi covet.

>>13401530
Reminds me of that Flintstones parody where the pelican they use as a toilet says that.

>>13401536
>that's the joke.webm

>>13401534
Hey, fuck you, that was a nice coat. My mom gave me that coat.

In fact, you know what I'm going to do? I'm going to make her give it back. I'm going to march right up to her and make her give it back. Here, hold my coat.

>>13401485

>Druella controls the media, confirmed.

Fellow Dragon lovers, where do you put her hoard?

I would just dump it in the basement, but I'd never hear the end of it.

>>13401579
New location each time
She has to find it herself or down a glass of Hathor milk

>>13401591
That's either a really small hoard, or you're a rich guy with too much time on your hands.

>>13401591
> "or"
> not "and"
It's like you don't even breasts

>>13401579
Just shove it in a cupboard somewhere.
I mean, that's what I do with my "hoard".

>>13401594
>Forgetting opinion 3 Wizard

>>13401602
I suppose I should've guessed that...

>>13401601
That's basically what a house is: A place to shove your hoard into.

>>13401579
Dig a pit under the bed. It's just the universal natural spot to put shit.

>>13401618
I'll just assume you two live in a cave. Digging a pit in a house never works out the way you think it will.

>>13401626
You just layer the walls with duct tape for structural integrity, right?

>>13401579
I don't care where she puts it.

But if I trip over that shit at 3am in the morning I'm gonna be super mad.

>>13401633
Can't really argue with duct tape, can I?

Do you prefer your sphinx(es?) with two legs or four?

Or for that matter, does anyone even like Sphinx? There's so little art and no stories.

>>13401637
Well, considering duct tape can stop you from arguing on its own I guess not.

Imagine if paladins bound their armor with duct tape instead of that fancy metal shit.

>>13401639
I prefer my sphinxes with a belly full of my cum.

>>13401643
>one layer of old nokia phones, fused together with duct tape

Victory shall be ours.

>>13401639

2 legs.

As for the lack of content... they're alright, I guess, but other than that, forgettable.

Generic catgirl with riddles added. You want to write a cat, you usually write Cheshire, 'cos there's just so much more you can do with her.

>>13401650
Holy shit. They're learning.

>>13401639
>There's no stories

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KOUdakrP52E

>You'll never nonchalantly fend off shark girls by gently massaging their noses so they won't interrupt your diving sessions

>>13401643
>>13401650
>>13401652

Never doubt the resourcefulness of those Paladins in their red and green suspenders.

>>13401666
Yes, their noses. Absolutely what I'd do.

Holy shit, just noticed Slothfag's update after months of nothingness... Is the world going to end??

>>13401651
They're only as generic as you believe them to be. Take a look at what we've done with Anubutts. They went from basic Egyptian-theme Jackal to the little OCD love machines thanks to a steady stream of stories and greentexts.
I do prefer tauric Sphinxes lionpussy woo woo, and I'd try writing one if I actually knew any riddles or how to write dialogue that actually requires thought and cleverness. They're also guardians in Egyptian mythos, so that could be implemented as well. Riddle-spouting warriors. There's certainly some potential there.

Hey /mgt/, any news on YBA's Vengeance?

>>13401682

>They went from basic Egyptian-theme Jackal to the little OCD love machines thanks to a steady stream of stories and greentexts.

I know.
And I weep.

>>13401686
>mfw I actually felt physically ill reading that
I want to see that asshole getting what he deserves.

>>13401686
He said he's working on the next update and it's taking awhile since it needs to be long enough to get to a vote.

>>13401697
>implying the MC is the bad guy.
I mean, he's A bad guy, but not the worst one.

>>13401697
>Implying everyone hasn't brought shit down on their own heads
I'm sure MC is going to implode too but he's taking down as many as he can with him.

>>13401697
>Muh June

Fuck her

Still asking for your opinion.
Maybe I should had separated it into different polls.

http://strawpoll.me/4233665

>>13401697
Vengeance, that's what he deserves. It's even in the title, duh.
>>13401702
Fucking this. Go down, but bring with him every-fucking-one.

>>13401699
Thanks. That story is more than 14 months old now, right? Can't believe we got so much content until May of last year and now, 11 months later, we got like a third of that.

>>13401708
Yeah, I did but I just had to check all of them.
They are all good.

>>13401668

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c5GnBvpFnzA

>>13401691
What would you have preferred?

>>13401720
It gets tiresome writing the same thing, especially if you lose interest as a writer.

>>13401720

The updates used to be shorter so it seemed like they came more often. Still, it's had more than half written since May. The pace seems slower because the wording got more descriptive.

>>13401003

Anon please stop. It's bad enough my mind is getting fucked with by people like ELH telling me to write Diablo-tan and the fact that Female Crusader is by far the most impregnable female in Diablo.

God do I want to lick her sweaty armpits after relieving her of her armor

>>13401697
B-But he's a human! He can't do anything wrong, it's those evil monstergirls that deserve to die!

>>13401727
> What would you have preferred?

Bossy, hardass slavedrivers ruthlessly pushing male captives to build better, build faster, you worthless doughnut-punching curs.
Resplendent in gold jewellry while her subordinates shuffle around in grubby rags. Grinning toothily as she inspects the line-up of fresh meat, and commands her mummy bodyguards to drag the cutest boy back to her chambers for 'comfort duty' as he cries and begs to just be allowed rest.
Also no Lego.

>>13401751
>implying
Are you fucking serious?

>>13401697

I want an ending where he gets drained to nearly withered husk levels of corpse-itude by his Succubus stepmother, all while his harem of MGs like Nina, Izzy, and Trish all take care of him in a perma-vegetative state. Because fuck him.

>>13401751
>Implying he's ever tried to kill anyone
>Implying he didn't let off several of them lightly until they kept fucking with him
Him halfassing it is what's come back to bite him in the ass most often.

>>13401764
>Wanting the last boss to win
How about no?

>>13401485
Agreed. Why do people get so bitchy about someone trying to make them happy?

>>13401771

>Not wanting the last boss to win

I'm so goddamned tired of you people thinking that a human can remotely do anything to overpower a Succubus on equal grounds without his bullshit little charm necklace.

>>13401505

>>13401787

It's not so much the fact that Druella is trying to make people happy that gets them in a tiff, it's the fact that she basically yuri raped the Fallen Maidens into their Mamano forms and is proactive as fuck into making the world fuck.

That and The Order are a bunch of easily fanny flustered assholes who're mad that eventually The Chief God will lose and Mamano will gain the ability to birth Incubus sons.

>>13401063
>>13401068
>>13401074
>>13401082

>>13401791
>muh invincible monsters
Ah yes, that old chestnut.

>>13401791
She's hinted to be far more powerful than she lets on too. She might just be letting him do what he wants. I think she's like Gil, goofing off for entertainment. Imagine if she got serious.

>>13401756
While I like the authoritativeness, the rest would get me to quickly hate her. Then again, I can't really think of much that'd improve the slave life.

>>13401361
Atleast you stay in good shape throughout your life.
Gotta chase her everytime you want sex.

>>13401803

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iAzCU29y2-U

>>13401803
How is any of that a bad thing? She turned boring humans, many of them with a huge platter of problems, into pretty monsters. She's a hero.

>>13401791
>not supporting the underdog

>>13401082
I want to marry a cow tengu an die along with her after a long and happy life!

>>13401791
A human can easily physically overpower a succubus. They are just sex-crazed human women mutated by demonic energy in MGE.
The problem is doing so before her feminine charms and aura of sex gets to you.

>>13401805

>Thinking i'm referring to her physical capabilities

If you knew remotely anything about Succubi you'd know it isn't their physical strength or stamina that makes them a threat. It's the fact that they're incredibly empathic to whatever stimulates their prey the most.

Succu-Mom could probably read Danon like a fucking book if she wanted to and melt him like butter in the palm of her hand, but for whatever reason she hasn't done it yet because like >>13401806 has said, she's very much like Gil in the sense she has a certain aloofness about her.

That and it's already been confirmed several times by KC that Monsters in general have far greater physical power than humans as a base. Hell, even a fucking Chimpanzee can murder us and they're like half our goddamned size with roughly 10x the physical strength

>>13401791
And I'm tired of you people with your overpowered monsters who can never lose, ever.

Guess we're not so different after all.

>>13401791
>>13401697
>>13401787

>muh invincible monsters
>muh monstergirls can do no wrong cause they love you

Ah, this takes me back.

>>13401816

>Francisca as a Roper
>Pretty

... Yes, i'll agree to that on the fact that tentacles make the world go 'round

>>13401823
Sure, she has an advantage, but wanting her to win? That's bullshit.

Why does everyone associate MGs with violence?

>>13401837
Who is this "everyone", and when can I meet him?

>>13401825

There's nothing preventing a human from easily killing any monster that isn't a Wurm or near-deity level MG like a Lilim, Ryuu, or Pharaoh.

But you're a damned fool if you think they can't overpower a human being because of bullshit >MUH HFY

>>13401836
Why is wanting her to 'win' bullshit?
MC in that story is an insufferable twat.

>>13401063
>>13401068
>>13401074

>Shitty /v/ meme
>Slowpoke faggot
>Charizard faggot
>Lich experiments faggot

This faggotry is spreading. Soon they'll be using up 15+ images per thread for their stupid ass forced fads which barely even spark any discussion at all.

>>13401846
>if you think they can't overpower a human being
Never said that, but good attempt.

>>13401804

>>13401848

It's because >Horsepussy and >Trish

>>13401848
So, we should kill the monster, but not the people who made the monster/continue to torment the monster?

That seems legit.

>>13401837
Not all of them are violent. Some like to swindle as well.

>>13401825
>>13401826
Why do people want to hurt a face like this? They see how miserable everyone is, all the war, and the death, and the hollow "love" we have, and they just want to make us happy. But then people kick and for some reason and refuse to let them help them. Do you want to be unhappy? Why not let the nice monsters help you and you don't act like a brat?

>>13401863
>traitor argument #23
Well, keep going through the list, I'm sure one of them will work.

I want to carry a sleeping, pudgy jinko cub home so I can let her sleep on my lap while I scratch her ears.

>>13401874
I want an answer this time. Why don't you want the monstergirls to make you happy?

>>13401863

Part of me wants to write a Druella smut short. But the other part of me wonders what'd happen to my mental stability in trying to plumb the depths of that much haram

>>13401880
>I need a woman to be happy
Beta as fuck.

>>13401880
>2015
>Being happy

This guy. Get with the times, hippie.

>>13401837
>some are described as violent
>some are sadists
>rape is a violent act, guess what MGs favorite past time is
>very few where monsters want o do anything else but kill you and eat you

Gee, I fucking wonder.

>>13401830
Well, at least she stopped being a withering dying mess after that. It's actually a case where freedumbfags would like siding with semen demon paradoxically, since it's about person's looks and other people's judgements of her VS her very health and well-being.

>>13401880
Because freedom is best dom.

>>13401823
The reason why chimps are stronger is because they literally cannot control their strength. Chimps' neuron system is basically arranged so that they have much more control over massive use of their muscles, but they can hardly perform tasks that require delicate muscle control, like humans do.

(Most) Monsters can be as delicate as humans so it implies that they are not 'strong' for the same reason chimps are, but because of mamono mana magic bullshit.

Besides, almost no hero ever ever pretended to be anywhere near as strong as the monsters they defeated in their legends, they all used their wit to outsmart their enemies one way or the other. Even gods could be made fool of themselves by mortals.
The only Classical myth example who uses brutal physical force to beat the shit out of things is Herakles, and even he used his brain to perform many of the 12 tasks set to him.

>>13401880
because they dont exist and at some point we will have to face the outside world

>>13401880
Because I can find my own happiness.
I want to make HER happy instead.

>>13401854
>le everyone is an autist on 4chan meme

Are you also fat, have a neckbeard and are a brony?

>>13401891
Wonder what? I wonder why you associate so many negative traits towards them.

Why do you want them to be brutal?

>>13401878
I'd rather do that for a little bear, but that sounds nice too.

>>13401887
She's not a woman, she's a monstergirl. That's ten times better.


>>13401906
See? Why can't you be more like this young man? He knows what he wants in life.

>>13401858
To be fair, I find those both compelling arguments.

>Danon will never have a happy harem after
>His little Cheshire daughter will never ask for a pony sister for her birthday

>>13401891
>very few settings where monsters want to do anything but kill you or eat you

>>13401919
>She's not a woman, she's a monstergirl
Good job not refuting my point in the slightest.

>>13401917
>Petite grizzly that you can carry around and have ride on your shoulders.
>She fits perfectly in your lap so you can rest your head on hers.
Small MGs a great.

>>13401878
Would she snorechuff?

>>13401906
And she, depending on your own headcanon, wants to make you happy. Seems like the start of a solid relationship, assuming you don't let bullshit like gender roles get in the way.

>>13401898

You're forgetting Beowulf, who quite literally ripped Grendel's arm out of its socket. But thanks for giving me info I never knew about chimps and why they're that fucking strong.

It's nice to have a discussion like this without you calling me a guy who thinks monsters are invincible when they're very clearly not

>>13401910
yes
I also like manticores

>>13401880
Because slavery is not happiness.

>>13401917
>little bear
My Nigerian brother

>>13401925
She's a monstergirl, her entire existence is to make you happy. Are you going to throw away a chance at happiness because of that.

>>13401936
Paladin pls.

>>13401863
Some people are ready to go catatonic over ideas that offer them to associate with the 'losing' or 'bad' (as in needed-to-be-changed sense) side alone.
>answering seriously to lilimposting

>>13401932
>Snorechuff
You know it, she may even grab my hand while I rub her belly and nibble on my fingers.

>>13401939
Traitor pls.

>>13401939
>She's a monstergirl
Ok, you missed the point completely. Message recieved.

>>13401941
How is the DL "bad" again? Other then the rape, and that's not her fault.

>>13401934
Sucks to be you, I suggest you find a new ritual.

Sometimes I get the feeling there's a segment of the population in these threads that treats MGs more like antagonists than as something to love.

>>13401974
How to not be treated like an antagonist: Don't be an antagonist.

>>13401974
No. It's just that loads of people don't find the enslavement of the human race and removing total freedom of choice an acceptable price of monstergirls.

Especially not when there's alternatives like cooperation. Alternatives that don't exist until shits like Antagonella are dead.

>>13401974
There's always two sides to the autism though, there is a group that treat all humans as antagonists.
>>13401980
Also this, just that some people see one asshole and assume everything else is one too.

>>13401974
People who want to brainwash/drug/enslave you are antagonists?

Say it ain't so.

>>13401974
Some people just don't like how monstergirls are trying to make humans happy using somewhat forceful measures, so they imagine them as hand wringing cartoon villains so it'll be ok when awful horrible things happen to them.

>>13401995
Well, it's easy to guess what side you're on.

Keep drinking the Kool-Aid.

>>13401951
I meant the humans were percieved 'bad', still being all into purging 'n slaying after the world has obviously changed.
You always associate with in-lore humans in any of this stuff (even if pro-monster, that's a different thing) but some just can't enjoy the ride when humanity is anything but the moral Everest of the setting and go defensive. Just my observation ofc.

>>13402001
I think you're seeing ghosts man. He could very well be on the side of monsters taking control and is just describing what the other side thinks. Don't limit other people's intelligence based on your own.

>>13401986
>>13401989
See, this is what I'm talking about. Why do you insist they act that way?

Why can't your Manticore neighbor just be extra lewd and forward, but ultimately respects your decision when you say no?

>>13402008
>but some just can't enjoy the ride when humanity is anything but the moral Everest of the setting

Actually, it has more to do with "rooting for the home team".

>>13402011
>Implying Deruella isn't that way
AHAHAHA

>>13401986
You're going to have to find a setting that isn't based on the MGE for that.

>>13402011
Because that's not what they are. They are literally flying rape monsters.

>>13402009
>He could very well be on the side of monsters taking control
That is what I was implying.

>>13402001
>One side wants to make everyone happy, forced to use extreme measures because of the workings of the CG and their own instincts
>The other doesn't want to work for a better future with monstergirls and want to hurt nice women who just want to have a cute husband.

>>13402011
Don't act like it doesn't happen.

I could do a random roll and still prove you wrong.

>>13401933
KC hasn't done any nordic monster girls yet though.. I was referring more to heroes of Classical myth, since greeks seemed to prefer heroes with guile and talent rather than those with guts and strength, see Odysseus or Orpheus.

MGE describes humans as the most numerous race in the setting, and although it does say that in comparison humans are weaker than monsters, less magical than elves, and less industrious than dwarves, it also says that humans who have trained for a very long time can surpass their natural limits and can usually become far more powerful than the average monster, even without the direct aid of the Chief God.

It also says that the main reason many paladins and heroes are initially defeated by monsters is because their own benevolent nature that they hesitate to strike monsters, which is when the monster strikes, has sex with him, and seduces him.

So basically have the power of posibilities/spirals, but they are unable to use it properly because every holy knight in the Order is a Oblivious Harem MC.

>>13401974
KC has an odd concept of what love is, and by that I mean that he's a fucking jap.

>>13402028
Random roll on what? The fuck are you talking about?

>>13402021
I want you to step back and re-read what I've written. Carefully.

>>13402025
>One side wants to defend their home/culture/people from the invaders
>the other side rapes, brainwashes and poisons their captives.

Two can play that game.

>>13402022
Then I don't understand the metaphor of the kool-aid as well as I thought. Dammit.

>Seriously replying to traitor kun

>>13401666
I wonder if sharks actually enjoy that, that one at least doesn't seem to mind.

>>13402015
Yeah, pretty much what I was about but you put that better.

>>13402034
A random wiki roll. Are you new?

>>13402034
>I want you to step back and re-read what I've written. Carefully.
I described what they are. Do you have a problem with their MGE profile? Then complain to KC.

>>13402036
Don't worry about it.

>>13402035
If they were more accepting of their monstergirl peer, then they both could be happy. But you can't expect humans to do anything right.

>>13402036
Well, have you ever heard the tale of a man, a comet, and some sweet aviators?

>>13402046
>If they were more accepting
I don't wanna hear that from a bunch of rapists.

>>13402046
>But you can't expect me to do anything right
FTFY

>>13402042
>MGE profile
There's your problem.

>>13402050
Maybe if they agreed to have ex with the sexy, loving monstergirls, then they wouldn't be rapists and everyone would be happy. How hard is this to understand?

>>13402055
Guy was talking about manticores and posted a picture of a MGE manticore. So yes we are discussing MGE manticores.

>>13402042
>Being a slave to the canon

Having fun working in a cubicle there, m8?

>>13402030

Beowulf was Celtic, not Nordic. I understand what you mean, though.

>>13402063
>>13402062
I'm fine with talking about other settings, but when you start talking about a certain setting don't be surprised when people respond to you with that setting.

>>13402038
He LOOKED like he enjoyed it.

>>13402061
Well maybe if they fucked off, we wouldn't have to fight them. How hard is this to understand?

>>13402071
Are you saying you don't want to fuck monstergirls?

>>13402068
>talking about a certain setting
Because they made clear they were talking about MGE right?
Assuming makes an ass out of u, and gives me a ming dynasty vase.

Stop this.

Fags.

>>13402075
You're just not even trying are you?

>>13402074
I'm saying I don't want to get fucked by a monstergirl.

Or enslaved. Or drugged. Or imprisoned.

>>13402083
Well they wouldn't rape you if you agreed to fuck them. A couple of one night stands is much better then getting raped.

>>13402080
>Someone is saying that people like other settings than KC's.
>It must be bait!
Have you tried using your brain recently?
It could do you some good.

>>13402077
Daitengu when?

>>13402085
Well, I'm not going to.

What are you gonna do about it?

>>13401579
I DO WHAT I WANT.

>>13402085
>Either fuck me willingly or I'll rape you
Not many options there, pretty easy to see why people go paladin.

>>13402062
Folks use KC's designs while completely and utterly disregarding his 'canon' all the time. Hell, the topic that kicked off this latest discussion was the vengeance story. KC designs, original world.

>>13402093
Glad to see my "brownification" caught on.

>>13402085
>thieves wouldn't hurt you if you just agreed to hand over your money. Forking over your hard earned cash is better than getting robbed

I wonder if that guy replyin to you for the last hour is dense or jus playing along.

>>13402094
>>13402102
>Either have sex with a beautiful woman or have something bad happen
What a hard choice to make.

>>13402102
If by "playing along" you mean "letting him dig his own hole", then yes.

>>13402090
I doubt it'll do any good but I'll explain this in a way even retards could understand. He posted a picture of MGE manticore, he then posted about said manticore, I replied with how in their MGE entry that is not what they are like. Suddenly like>>13402098 said, people who just like the pretty pictures began coming out of the wood works shouting that I should already know that they don't mean the setting they've already posted about and the setting which is, or at least was, the most used in these threads.

>>13402066
>Beowulf was Celtic, not Nordic.
More Anglo-saxon than celtic, but you're right; Beowulf isn't actual nordic mythology.

It's just that the poem is set in scandinavia and gives it a strong feeling of norse myth, rather than celtic one. Just like how Tolkien created Middle Earth based on old yurop legends and nordic myth.

>>13402083
So why are you in the MG thread?

>>13401579
>>13402093
her mouth and cheek are fucked, and her boobs are squished for no reason, doesn't even look like perspective.

>>13402105
>what is coercion

>>13402112

>Tolkien

You don goofed.

>>13402105
>Either betray the human race and further its extinction by having sex with this creature that just a few years ago was trying to eat you or get forcibly raped and mindbroken
Again, you're giving no options.

>>13402109
I wasn't shouting anything, anon. Just letting you know that you really shouldn't push your own interpretations of canon on others without first making sure you're on the same page.

>>13402113
Because I can.

Now, care to answer my question?

>>13402122
So I have to ask what setting somebody is talking about before every single post I make?

>>13402114
Yes, beggars can't be choosers though.

>>13402100
I've been at it for a while. I'm just no where near as active as the other(s). Mainly because I'm a lazy piece of trash and only do dragons.

>>13402117
Who doesn't want to be coerced into sex? A fucking loser, that's who.

>>13402121
Humans are dumb anyway. Monstergirls and incubuses are much better.

>>13402132
But they can. I want to fuck a monster girl but not a mushroomshit.

>>13402098
And hasn't KC himself said that his setting is pretty fluid, like, you can cherry pick what you like and don't like? Bitching about canon is futile in that regard, and seems to be only done for the sake of "Stop liking what I don't like" or trolling

Not to mention the fact that arguing a monster race needs to act 100% one way 100% of the time is some uncreative autistic thinking. Personality and disposition are two different but very important things after all.

>>13402132
Good thing I ain't a beggar, then. I never asked for more dragon art anyway.

>>13402135
Truly, we are niggers, bound by blood and oath.

>seriously replying to him
Come on people.
And I'm somewhat traitor at that.

>>13402137
>Humans are dumb anyway. Monstergirls and incubuses are much better.
OK.
>>13402146
Nothing better to do, besides I'm just letting him prove how dumb he is.

>>13402140
Point taken.

>>13402143
I could go for some more, personally.

>>13402126
What question?
I really don't understand why you'd come into a thread and just complain how much you don't like everything.

>>13402131
If you and an anon seem to have greatly differing opinions on what something is, there's a strong possibility you're using different headcanons. It's a long running issue and I'd wager it's what causes most of the arguments in these threads. There's no 'fix,' so I guess the only solution is to just try and play nice.

So remember to take it easy and hug your wolfu.

>>13402131
More along the lines of "Don't be an ass and push your setting opinions as a golden law"

>>13402120
>Soudayo!
Perfect.

>>13402154
>So remember to take it easy and hug your wolfu.
Too busy touching cows.

>>13402154
>everything
I'm pretty sure I gave a small list of things I don't like. Interestingly enough, "everything" wasn't on it.

>>13402159

>One ring to rule them all
>One ring to bind them
>and in the darkness
>Find them

>Anon marries The Nine and Sauron-chan

>>13402163
Well then what do you like? Seriously. Cause its pretty easy to assume you hate everything since all you've been doing is bitching about what you don't like here

>>13402173
>Cause its pretty easy to assume
And you know what they say about assuming...

>>13402163
Have you mentioned something you do like? All I've seen is bitching.

>>13401579
We each have a room for our hoards.

>>13402181
I dunno, have you?

I wasn't aware that this was a "safe space" for happy thoughts only.

>>13402176
You didn't answer the question. Again, what do you actually like here?

>>13402187
See, this shit isn't helping you. Why are you here?

>TFW i'm stuck between Druella short
>Or other, more fun ideas

>>13401756
I wonder why it is people so cling to the Hollywood "Slave Driver" shtick?

Have a totally random Kumiho image.

>>13402193
>You didn't answer the question
And I don't have to. Aren't dialogs fun?

>>13402030
>posibilities/spirals
Also Getter Rays.

>>13402199
Those doe eyes and rosy cheeks will never make me give up my liver!

>>13401974
People be crazy.

>>13402195
>Writing fanfiction

The second step on the path to Negahood.

>>13401974
There are some good MGs and there are some evil MGs. Sometimes the split can occur even within species.

>>13402141
I can see you're very new.

Welcome to /mgt/.

>>13402212
>as long as it does not go against the spirit of MGE

He has no idea how funny that line is in hindsight.

Remember to report and ignore, folks

>>13402223
And then there's this asshole.

>>13402223
Thanks, captain obvious.

We still haven't gotten a translation on the new girl, have we?

>>13402219
I've been here since /a/ and this shit still boggles me. God forbid we get creative and enjoy monster girls in our own ways, huh?

Would you a Living Doll?
I know I would.

>>13402213

Well it's either that or stupid shit

Like Dark Slime putting enough of her self into a foolish mage/wizard and having him autonomously masturbate himself with some "assistance" before she rapes

>>13402235
>Dark Slime
Do it.

>>13402230
I called you new because everything you said is not only true, but extremely obvious.

It's never stopped the stupid talk here before, and I don't see it doing so in the future.

>>13402221
"True rabu always wins" right?

>Be human
>Get kidnapped by MG you hate
>Get away somehow
>She tracks you down,
>But in the time it took her to find you, you made some paladin friends
>They slay the vile abomination for you
>Have diner with your holst wife and you paladins friends and their lizard, salamander and hinezumi waifus

Your version if destined love sucks KC, eat a fat gob of giant slug slime.

>>13402230
>Implying inverted personality and cookie cutter vulnerable personality monstergirls aren't more common than playing them straight at this point
I don't get how anybody like you can bitch.

>>13402235
Back to the drawing board with you then.

>>13402233
I would indeed.

>>13402241
>You can have anything you like
>B-but not this though
>And none of that either
Well, he tried.

WOLFGIRL AND BEARGIRL
BEARST FRIENDS FOREVER

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vL8x7LcA-Y4

>>13402239
If you've been here as long as I have then you know what's obvious to some isn't to others.

>>13402242
>implying I was talking about the complete other extreme

Good god, can all you people think is in black and white terms? There's a whole slew of shit you guys can do with monster girl personalities. It doesn't NEED to be strictly one or the other.

God damn, this is what I was talking about with obvious shit

>>13402249
KCs world assumes you will instantly end up next to your waifu as soon as you leave your village. Which...would not happen.

>>13402244

I could show you basic ideas I had, but they're haram

>>13402241
>KC Version
>Instead of being slain, the MG you hate actually hits it off and gets hitched with one of your single Paladin Friends

>>13402242
Trying to think which is worse. Straight-Inversion (Say, Lazy NEET Anubis) or Generic Anime Cliche #48 (Tsundere Tomboy with a habit of kicking)

>>13402260
And even if, then what? have sex 24/7?

That's no way to live.

>>13402256
>BEARST
Don't fucking do that.

>>13402257
He wasn't saying that the opposite extreme is the only option.

He's saying the opposite extreme is all that happens.

>>13402235
That sounds pretty amusing.

>>13402249
Nah, he made it possible for anything to happen as long as its happy or a good end. Not that suffering shit some faggots get off on. Not once does it say you can have anything at all. Nice try though. Still, if you dislike it so much, make your own setting, bud. Most people would ignore it, but if you're a writefag you can use it for stuff.

>>13402257
That is adorable.

>>13402270
Yeah it's a world of adventure where the adventure ends too quickly.

Also there's the fact that if you're a woman going on an adventure you're destined to loose your mind and become some slave. For an escapist fantasy it's not very escapist.

>>13402260
Not really...he assumes that you'll make it through whatever trials and tribulations, garnering to yourself whatever skills are necessary to get to your waifu. He assumes people WANT to imagine a Happy End for themselves.

>>13402270
>What is Hyperbole?

>>13402257
You can't blame a guy for thinking that's exactly what you meant with the talk about "100% profile" and "creativity" that always gets trotted out in defense of those abominations which ARE more common than the profile stereotypes.

>>13402271
Can you not bear it?

>>13402277
>For an escapist fantasy it's not very escapist.
Pretty much.

>>13402279
>What is Hyperbole?
I wish I could use that everytime someone pokes holes in my work.

>>13402267
>Instead of being slain, the MG you hate actually hits it off and gets hitched with one of your single Paladin Friends

I could totally see this happening, but I was referring to K&A he did, on "destined love" and such. The gist of it was, even if you hate her, she'll find a way to get you to love her, and in time your love for her would be genuine, or something.

KC confirmed for Deruella tier.

>You will never have a harem of barnyard girls
>with barnyard daughterus
>No Sheep daughteru who hides in her woold
>No Mooy Hol daughteru who eats the grass when asked to cut it
>No Centaur daughteru for the heavy lifting
>No P'Orc daughteru to toss the Veggies Centaur wife gives you to eat
>No Chicken Harpy daughteru to teach how to lay eggs
>No Sheep dog daughteru to keep everyone in line with Wans

>>13402275
Geez, get a load of this guy.

>>13402172
>Marrying the nine ringwraiths and the Lich/necromancer of Dol Guldur.
Would the nine queens be a different type of undead, or a new wraith undead?

The poem doesn't go like that, though.
>One Ring to rule them all,
>One Ring to find them,
>One Ring to bring them all
>and in the darkness bind them

>>13402293
>They like to have sex all the time!
>I'm so hungry I could eat a horse!
>It'll take forever to get there!

You could argue that it's not the best way to write an "Encyclopedia", but it's not a "Hole".

>>13402301
You know what we need? Duck MGs. Fluffy downy quacking cuteness. Canada geese need not apply.

>>13402301
>Mooy

What?

>centaur
>heavy lifting

Make the mino do it you sadist.

>>13402309
Sure, but you can't dismiss every contradiction as "hyperbole".

>>13402308
>In the land of Mordor, where the shadows lie...

I wonder how many P'Orcs are over there...

>>13402313
>spoiler
That's not fair. Some people really like complete cunts. God knows why, but they do.

>>13402313
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UJO2Tjp3hQ0

Would screaming angrily in russian scare annoying proactive MGs away?

>>13402317
Maybe not, but "24/7 Sex" is pretty obviously a hyperbole. Interpreting MGs doing anything else as a contradiction because "It's not constant sex", is simply idiotic.

>>13402323
They would be more aggressive and rapey than fucking Manticores, no one wants that.

>>13402335

Maybe. But it attracts tigers and bears.

>>13402340
And more feral Kikimoras.

>>13402340
I need to learn Russian NOW

>>13402267
The KC version is anon gets a second wife.
>>13402270
http://pastebin.com/TCW77wUH

>>13402346
>feral Kikimoras
What would those even look or act like?

>>13402349
>http://pastebin.com/TCW77wUH
Oh please, spare me that shtick.

>>13402349
>Spoiler
Yeah...yeah...

Personally I think I'll take a version where the "Destined Love" was with a single Paladin, who was led to her when she kidnapped the married guy.

>>13402279
Except to do that you'll have to kill some Monster Grils which makes you the bad guy in KCland.
>>13402297
>The gist of it was, even if you hate her, she'll find a way to get you to love her, and in time your love for her would be genuine, or something.

That sounds legit evil. Like that sounds like Stockholm Syndrome.

>>13402351

they would clean the shit out of you

>>13402349
spoiler

Not if Mr. Handcannon has anything to say about it.

And I did mean handcannon, not headcanon.

>>13402370
kikimora with a plunger in hand telling you to take your pants off

ABORT! ABORT!

>>13402381
thats not what i envisioned at all

>>13402368
>You'll have to kill
Incapacitation is an option.

Stealth is an option.

>>13402368
If everything is a good end, then nothing is.

>>13402376
>Mr. Handcannon

Yeah, Megaman is gonna kick his ass.

>>13402385
>Incapacitation is an option.
>Stealth is an option.

So you fuck up once and it's all over. Plus MGs also have super senses so you're still fucked.
>>13402386
Excellent point,

Why're we all so pessimistic anyway?

Is it because we don't have MG Waifus?

>>13402407
You misspelled "realistic". Don't worry, happens to the best of us.

>>13402308

Nine Queens would be a new form of Wraith

It'd be like getting a blowjob from Tyrael in Diablo without wearing The One Ring, you can feel the sensations of their succulent lips wrapped around your member as the hood bobs back and forth, but you have no way of seeing their incorporeal Wight-like forms.

>>13402275

You need to stop being a faggot enabler by calling a silly idea like that "amusing"

>>13402381
Well Poles are slavs. Makes sense that there would be a feral plunger kiki variant. Such a a shame they will never clean the stars.

>>13402412
grimderp faggotry isn't realistic at all

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/science/science-news/11397999/Are-marriages-stronger-when-one-spouse-is-dominant.html
>Researchers claim married couples are more likely to have a stable relationship when either the husband or wife asserts dominance

It makes sense. Having two equal leading figures within the same fact often leads to in-fighting between them and the eventual defeat of one and the assertion of dominance in the other.

The modern vision of equality between spouses could easily and almost always collides with our ingrained instincts, more often than not ending in divorces and unhappy marriages nowadays.

The reason why MG marriages are always successful (other than the sex being so good) is because there is a defined leader in the relationship, either if it's the monster girl or the man. When all members of a pack know their place within it, then there's no in-fighting over dominance and all members are happy as long as they perform their set tasks.

Take in mind that we're talking about leadership dominance, not necessarily bedroom dominance, and is definitely not condoning domestic violence.

>>13402427
>Hurr grimderp
Go back into the box.

>>13402315
Centaurs can carry a carriage with a full grown human in it. They can take it.

>>13402427
In "grimderp" you can either fail or succeed.

In KCs hugbox, you can't fail.

So yes, it is more realistic.

>>13402437
The box is scary. Last week I saw what looked like a fluffy tail in it.

>>13402436
>That dark fox
I kind of feel bad for the girl who got transformed into her, she didn't even know the guy and wound up hopping on his dick just because she was there.
It's a lot more nonsensical than the girls who have history and latent affection towards [YOU].

>>13402436
Another reasons why monsters are right.

>>13402445
But with grimderp, people only ever talk about failing miserably, or succeeding through the worst means possible.

There's never any middle ground.

>>13402456
And your point is?

The hugbox also has no middle ground, cause you'd need two sides for that.

>>13402368
>That sounds legit evil. Like that sounds like Stockholm Syndrome.

I actually like the way that KC's half-assed 'always happy ending' retcons actually end up making things creepier.

But that might be because I really like the idea of being a male tsun who's hatred and bitterness at being kidnapped and raped slowly turns into affection. What man could really sustain his hatred when your rapist nurses you when you're sick, fights off other mgs who are trying to get a piece of you, and eventually bears you cute daughterus who love you both?

And you're never quite sure if what you end up feeling is real love, or mindbroken Stockholm Syndrome.

Oh yes.

>>13402449
Nonsense, there is nothing wrong with the box.
Now, get in and shut up.

>>13402385
Yeah well fuck you too.

>>13402456
>>13402445

>TFW if you tried to write a story where a Succubus actually doesn't drain her victim dry because the merit of his character and him refusing to take that last step to oblivion in his mind
>It'll still be called grimderp bullshit, even if the Succubus actually has the capacity to make a RATIONAL DECISION outside of "MMMM DICKS"

This is why I don't write entirely for the thread. If you're offended by what some people write, maybe you NEED to be offended.

Not everything can be sunshine and gum drops. Worst case scenario is Your Kunoichi waifu performs a mid-coitus Izuna Drop on you, both of you spiraling in mid air head first towards the ground, with your dick lodged into her pussy.

>>13402465
What's wrong with not killing monsters?

>>13401063
>>13401068
Doc, my insurance no longer covers MGE brands of medicine (thanks Obama) and I had to switch over to a different brand.

There won't be any side effects right?

>>13401083
>>13401093

I second this. Show me some sci-fi lazer shit man.

>>13402463
You actually like that? I think it's one of the worst parts.

>>13402451
She had less control of her life before that. Hard to argue that the transformation was the objective best outcome of all possible outcomes, but she's better off now than when she was human.

>>13402438
>carry

You meant pull, right?

>>13402459
My point is that people need to stop thinking in absolutes, one way or the other.

Everyone ignores it anyway when actually writing things, usually anyway, so all it does is cause people to circle about with the idiotic back-and-forth.

>>13402474
>Spoiler
Wh-what...? I don't even...

>>13401083
>>13402479
Oh alright, here you go.

>>13402482
Dunno what to tell you.
Male mindbreak turns me on.
Ambiguous male mindbreak turns me on more.

>>13402490
I agree, I'm just saying I don't like how she was seemingly a last second addition to [YOUR] harem.
It seems kind of cheap, like KC went "Whoops, forgot some mofu, better quickly throw something in there!".
I just wish she had more of a connection to [YOU] instead of happening to walk in as you were getting turned into an incubus.

>>13402493
>My point is that people need to stop thinking in absolutes, one way or the other.
Sure, I agree with that.
All I'm saying is that it's not fair to go "Hurr grimderp durr", when MGE is even worse.

>>13402504
Because a lot of VNs have hidden 6th routes.

>>13402493

Haven't you ever had that thought Anon?

To be wrapped in your MG waifu's arms as she re-enacts her favorite Ninja show and Izuna Drops you while you're in mid-fuck? I mean sure, the headache later is going to be a bitch, but just imagine the crescendo of orgasm spiralling out of control

>>13402436
>You'll never be the househusband for a Dire Wolf who is working on her career path
I just want to be there for her, give her loving encouragement, paw rubs, massages, and cook naked apron for her and ask if she'd rather have dinner or me.

>>13402491
Nah
Centaurs are THAT strong.

>>13402497
I will never understand that.

But that's how fetishes work I guess.

>>13402495
>NeonEyeCancer
Nice
And I'm just being pedantic right now so its cool if you don't but could you swap her eyes so that the green is on the purple side and vise versa? Symmetrical Asymmetry gives me boners.

>>13402248
>All those weapons

Damn, that's straight up marriage material.

>>13402477
>Say you'll use tech, say a tazer with two million bolts
"They'd shrug that off"
>say you'll use magic
>"Humans suck at magic"
>use stealth/run away
"They'd smell you, catch you"

So fuck you, I'm going for the kill.

Even then, you have Ushi Oni that can "regenerate from being decapitated/head blown off".

You get what I'm saying sonny?

>>13402515
But do you have to buy them?
Fuck the FE DLC nonsense

>>13402504
Maybe the Fallen Brides story will have them meet prior to the invasion. Like, maybe he went on an expedition to Zipangu at some point or somethin'. I dunno.

It'd be nice.

>>13402436
I want to be a Househusband for my strong powerful haughty dominant Dragon waifu and support her!

>>13402526
>Forgetting the bath.
She'll tell you to bring the paddle.

>>13402537
But they're all really nice girls that just want to be happy. I'm sure if you asked them nicely, they would leave you alone.

>>13402539
No, there's just a lot of VNs with the usual 5 girls, then a 6th one you can get if you exhaust all the routes, usually a couple of hidden CGs you struggle to find. In the same way that the harem end is usually locked behind completing all the routes or knowing the right series of flags to get to it.

>>13402534
>pedantic
Not at all, I was thinking the same thing.
Just gimme a minute.

>>13402549
Why use a paddle when she can use her big meaty paws?

>>13402537
>a tazer with two million bolts

So, does it come with two million jamaicans?

>>13402537

>Regenerate from head blown off/decapitated

Honestly if the brain gets destroyed (Which RS' main character failed to do) there should be no reason why she can regenerate that much damage unless she's some kind of fucking Planarian.

>>13402528
In your headcanon maybe.

>>13402558
Because soft paws don't hurt as much as hard wood and she could accidentally impale you with her giant claws.
Really, bring her the paddle.

>>13402561
It's just what invincible monsterfags claim.

>>13402550
Stop being stupid, it isn't funny.

Reminder that the kinder monster girls are fine, the more aggressive ones can be persuaded to be less so, but all Demons must perish so that mankind can remain safe.

>>13402577
What's the difference between a monster and a demon?

>>13402577
>Every monster in MGQ and VH should be killed for the sake of humanity

FTFY