/jp/ - Otaku Culture

First for our girl Yuka

Can't believe the last thread fell off the board before a new one. Also one of the longest threads in a while. Is Perfume general is kill?

>>13356707
change the latest single

>>13355747
requesting more lewd perfume pics

>>13356728
At we didnt get 300. I'm glad that's over. Maybe from now on it'll be nice and comfy.

>>13356728
Yes, they're putting out shit singles and the only ones left are the retards that still think this next album will be good. RIPerfume.

Damn, they look old.

>>13357287
everyone ages, no need to be rude about it.

>>13357287

>>13357418
o look is de gay dat dosnt watch news bcuz i no wanna her all dat sad stuffz!!!

>>13356709
Fans having to photoshop fanservice?

sigh.

show feet more, perfume.

>you will never watch a subbed episode of Chandelier House past episode 5

why must this pain be so real?

>>13359155
Lrn2MoonRunes fgt

>>13358891
Sounds good my friend.

>>13359823
Idk y, but seeing that long 2nd toe on people grosses me out. It makes me think they are inbred fucks.

>>13359854
long 2nd toe is okay, doesn't bother me as a foot fag.

is it heresy to say I prefer nocchi's toes?

>>13359823
she will never use your mystery fluid to keep her feet looking good

>>13359823
better quality

>>13359854
she got the best toes of the three thats a fact
>>13360198
>is it heresy to say I prefer nocchi's toes?
yes

the long second toe is a minor flaw, but her feet are still very good.

>>13358891

Perfume are too classy for their own good.

>>13360791
>minor

>>13362001
party maker was stylistically designed to be that way.

Anyone got a higher res version of this picture?

Everybody jumping lightly today?

>>13362239

Party Maker is fun.

>>13364208
>perfume
>high res pics
You're nuts. next you'll ask for belly.

>>13364224
everyone that has shit taste is

>>13364224
I should. I need me a good pick me up.

top 3 hacks in perfume

1:MIKIKO
It seems recently polyrhythm really hit home and she has been really big on recycling ever since.
2:Hackata
he will never make anything as good as game ever again
3:kashiyuka
she has spent 60% of her existence in perfume and still can't sing, also edge.webm

top 3 things killing perfume

1:amuse
cant manage for shit, lazy as fuck
2:A~chan
"must stay pure even though we are 26", "please nakata don't do another triangle", "I don't want to perform kiss and music"
3:kashiyuka
no no we can't perform live, I can only sing perfume"

top things that made perfume successful

1:nakata
tfw when he will never make another GAME, tfw he will never make another love the world

2:A~chan
carried the whole act on her back, makes the connection with the audience and is basically on of the most charismatic people of all time

3:nocchi
80%of japs like her for a reason, she is cute as fuck and the perfect waifu. she is amusing and tsun as fuck, just like you she has no friends the real life tsudere

>>13364673
>It seems recently polyrhythm really hit home and she has been really big on recycling ever since.
ayyyy

>>13364673
feel bad cuz tru
luv u

>>13364673
There's a lot of yuka hate emanating from this nocchitter. Speaking of which, there was a good ol fashioned waifu war erupting between nocchifags and yukapals right before Pick Me Up released. Is the alliance broken?

>>13365191
the alliance was a fake, yuka hates nocchi and yuka fags just sucked up to nocchi fags because they are the smallest faction and can't fight for themselves.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DUr1TjZ1RhA

nvr4give

>>13365191
>>13365496
fuck nocchi and her fans. Biggest meme girl.

>>13365496
> because they are the smallest faction and can't fight for themselves.

that would be A-Chan's fans. They're a vocal minority. Kashi is the middle of the road.

>>13365831
Vocal minority doesn't mean smaller faction.

There was a poll here on all three recently and Yuka was way back in third. Nocchi was at the top with A a couple votes behind her. I think A~men are just quieter.

>>13365855
http://strawpoll.me/3951261

>>13365855
>>13365872
Well I stand corrected. I guess I'M the vocal minority then for Kashi.

I heard there's a kashiyucamera. Is there a kashiyucar?

>>13364673
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>>13365496
It wasn't really sucking up on my part, I genuinely like Nocchi.

It's a shame I had to discover her fanbase a shit

>>13365496
>that youtube channel

Okay which one of you is it? Top lel

Also, damn, Yuka confirmed for new bully. Poor Nocchi, what did she ever do to them ;_;

>>13365885
>>13365872
kawayuka master race reporting in
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4sh8QrXx9WM
my angel♪

>>13367296
>tfw i will never be a kawayukafag
>tfw not patrician

nocchi is cute.

>>13367640
I didn't think that was her at first but the nose is similar so I don't know now.

Is that a new PTA pic or something?

>>13367681
yeah, she is on a role with this blog.
five posts in 1 month.

where there are repeating digits, there is nocchi: doubles queen.
check em

>>13367999

>>13367999
she's been promoted to Trips Goddess

Are we American yet?

look at how happy nocchi is, she knows their break into america will kill perfume. she can't wait to finally be hikikomori

>>13368764
what? they don't sing about
--drugs
--bitches(or being bitches)
--money
america won't give a fuck

>>13368867

Also their super regimented live performances are weird.

>>13368867
good, america only likes complete garbage anyhow

>>13368867
They're not a hip hop group, EDM is full of lyrical nonsense(Eiffel 65?). A hit is a hit.

>>13368764
>no cheeseburgers
>no french fries
>no hot dogs
No. Go play westaboo somewhere else.

>>13367999
>Nocchi alone in a room with a man
fucking knew she was a slut

>>13369385
>not know that ten guy's likes to isolate her pray.
she eats for winter than hibernates. nothing wrong with that.

overall its still works out to a fourth of yuka's number

>>13368764
We love you too girls. We love you too. ♡♡♡

>you will never enter nocchi's sphere

>>13368880
I don't know if we're talking about the same thing, but I don't think their live performances in and of themselves are weird as much as I think that their dancing, which is kind of the main feature, takes a bit of an appreciation for skill rather than simply being sexy(like some other asian pop groups) or aesthetically appealing. They're very skilled but your average Joe is probably going to be weirded out by things like the "robot" portion of Glitter, as opposed to other pop groups that use their hips more, to put it neutrally. Their dancing is a little abstract, or "artistic" for lack of a better term.

>>13368764
>you will never get to see Nocchi at her happiest being hiki

there are many things that upset me in life but this might be the one that hurts deepest

>>13369375
I bet they like burgers.

>>13369636
speak for yourself, when perfume splits, I'm going to kill myself and haunt her house quietly.

>tfw I get to watch her play games and masturbate to yuka JAV plz

Will there be a better version of Story without people screaming in the background and over 9k smartphones in my face?

Why isn't it in the upcoming single?

1. Relax In The City
2. Pick Me Up
3. Tomei Ningen (透明人間)
4. Relax In The City -Original Instrumental-
5. Pick Me Up -Original Instrumental-
6. Tomei Ningen -Original Instrumental-

>>13369736
they are saving it for next album.
hopefully there will be more vocals in the final product.

otherwise nakata would have display'd me twice

>>13369666
True American cuisine.

>>13369866
But...it actually does look bretty gud.

How is Perfume trying to break into America if half of the new output is not "muh westernization"

>>13370133
Listen to how simple and shitty the latest singles are
That's Japan trying to break into the Western market for the past 40 years

ITT: we post are deepest darkest secrets.

I think sweet refrain is an extreamly good song, the instremental is exceptional quality and the vocals touch my kokoro I don't care if perfume hate it because the lyrics don't make sense

and this is probably the first time you have heard this one but

I want to bone yuka

>>13370340
Sweet Refrain is great. A solid B-tier song.

nocchi: cute girl with depression
yula: pretty, quiet girl that likes lyon
a-chan: talkative gorilla

>>13370601
A bit out dated don't you think?
Nocchi: a smug woman who is queen of NEET's and hikikomori's
Yuka: an aging succubus who wants to hurry up and ditch perfume so she can rejuvenate her looks by going into JAV plz
A~chan: A person who got a hack and a person who couldn't give less of a fuck and single handily forged one of Japans most long lasting aidoru groups, in spite of her being the only one with an ounce of charisma and amuse being one of the worst managing groups of all time.

show some respect nigger, I love me some nocchi and just nocchi but A~chan IS perfume and while it was nakata's god like album that made them famous, it was A~chan filling the hearts of 50,000 neglected housewifes, overworked students and depressed salary men with a child like joy.

that is why the only thing that can kill perfume is trying to break into America, A~chans charisma won't fade It will only grow and no number of shitty nakata singles will stop japanese people buying tickets to their concerts because for a lot of them A~chan is the only person who can melt away their stress and make them feel like a kid again.

that's why nocchi was depressed, because she saw no end in site, that is why she is smug now, because she finally sees the thing that will kill perfume

funny how after all this japs still like A~chan the least huh.

Nocchi is the one for casuls and newfags. That is why she's most poplar.

>>13370904
I thought a few threads back everyone said that's what A~chan was. Not that I'm complaining if A~chan gets that label taken away.

who's this old lady pointing at A-Chan and Nocchi?>

>>13370928
A-chan definitely has the most appeal to casuals. She's their unofficial leader after all.

>>13370994
>A-chan definitely has the most appeal to casuals
That would be Nocchi. She's the most attractive at a glance and it's only later when you get into Perfume that you find out she's as bland as tofu outside of rare moments.

>>13370994
As the other anon said, when you first see them, Nocchi is the most attractive and has the most appealing face to western standards. A~chan can have some pretty bad moments and her face takes getting used to. Kashi was the cutest early on but she isn't ageing well. People will initially gravitate towards the most visually appealing girl. It's when you get into the group and learn about them that you become an Afag or Yukafag.

>>13371116
or yukafag.
nice try.

newfag tier:Nocchi, yuka
enlightened tier: Nocchi (for different reasons), A~chan

I still can't think of a reason to really like yuka more than Nocchi or A~chan

>>13371158
because she is objectively the prettiest?

>>13371158
I don't know either. That's why she can't be newfag tier.

We need to find out who is the cancer
ONCE AND FOR ALL

inb4 lying on the internet

http://www.sogosurvey.com/k/RQsTPYTXsRsPsPsP

>>13371212
>4. Who is least best girl?
i don't like answering this question

>>13371158
>loyal but depression tier stuck to his rapidly aging waifu: me
When I first got into Perfume years ago I think Kashi was newfag bait but now it's all Nocchi or A-Chan.
>>13371212
where do I see the results at

>>13371233
only I can, its a real shit shit man, I will publish the results. every now and then.

>>13371245
I DNT TRUST YU you forgot to add detectivefags

But seriously, the poll is pretty good. Just find one where we can see the results.

>>13371233
Results so far

person 1
A~chan fag: thinks baby shitters, nakata cocksuckers and normal fags are kill these threads, thinks yuka is least beast girl, thinks fan service, sing live, staying out of the west and Improving PTA will improve perfume

Person 2
Yuka fag: Guilty of liking some K-pop, Thinks nakata cocksuckers are killing these threads, thinks A~chan is least best girl, Thinks staying away from the west will improve perfume

Person 4
Yuka fag: thinks waifu wars, baby shitters and normal fags are killing these threads, could not decide on least best girl, thinks staying away from the west and Improving PTA would improve perfume.

Person 4
Yuka fag: Guilty of liking some K-pop, thinks baby shitters and Nocchi fags are killing these threads, thinks nocchi is least best girl, thinks fanservice, firing hacks, and Improving PTA would Improve perfume

this site sucks, anyone got any better?

>>13371263
I'm pretty sure I didn't forget to add nocchi fags.

>>13371302
>Yuka fag: Guilty of liking some K-pop, thinks baby shitters and Nocchi fags are killing these threads, thinks nocchi is least best girl, thinks fanservice, firing hacks, and Improving PTA would Improve perfume
ye that's me.

>>13371315
TOPKEK

>>13371302
strawpoll is a thing but I don't know exactly how GOOD it is, shows results at least.

So did any one see new Relax in the City/Pick Me Up unboxing video? Thoughts?

>>13371752
yeah looks like a box
still not enough to save that shit single

>>13371658
Strawpoll is great but you need to do a poll for every question

>>13371797
I should have said to the girls' reactions

>>13371752
Nice to see the other two members getting a few words in when A-chan stops to breathe

>>13371116
lmao short haired girls are a niche. a-chan has the broadest appeal, that's why she's the face of the group u fuckin nerd.

>>13371941
I'm not a fan of short hair and A is my favorite. Nocchi is objectively the prettiest though, although I personally think A looks the prettiest when she's at her best. She undeniably looks bad sometimes too.

>>13371752
Nocchi's clap is weird

tfw u cut ur fringe too short

>muh secret club
I thought it was just japanese fans that did this.

>>13372451
Personally, i would pony up the $1.25 a month if Amuse employed 'fuckbomber' to enusre PTA wasn't just Lyon pics & onigiri forcible encouraged to contribute.

>>13372913
I was a PTA member for 2 years and quit after 2014 was the YEAR OF THE CAT.

I don't think there should be $15 annual fee for 300x400 pictures which you cant save unless you disable java and videos in even smaller resolution that can't be saved either.

Also the videos have no archive and go away after like a month.

PTA is a ripoff for what you get. Especially since you don't even get a membership card for buying merchandise at concert venues like the japanese fanclub members got.

>>13372938
I couldn't agree wit you more. Best of Lyon btw...

god damn Hold Your Hand is the greatest fucking song
it makes me happy

>>13371212
Entered~

>>13371941
A~chan is the voice of the group because she is the only one with Charisma .

A~chan is the least liked by a fucking huge percentage in japan. like 15% of perfume fans like her most.

results update.
found a better way to share it.

so far nocchi fags looking to be the cancer, big time

https://sheet.zoho.com/editor.do?doc=b496449cf5bf9d3db9bf0b12fb011739c0444552459521df9a8f2721f8a50af62a32998564cc8e797ded94b38283b49c8e5d4c31752585041eabfeff4e727c5e

>>13373279
link doesn't work

posting results so far
found a better method of sharing

seems like nocchi fags is the cancer after all best girl, worst fans

>>13373363
forgot link
https://docs.zoho.com/file/wqsz46284a17726534f47abe78da59287dbf6

>>13373318
new link, it should work.

>>13373084
It makes me happy as well.

>>13372451

>>13373365
>6 votes for Nocchi as worst girl
>6 for A~chan, too
>only 5 for Yuka

Yuka best girl, now and forever.

>>13373538
confirmed, we all thought it before but now its a fact

>>13373538
Good. All is as it should be

>>13373543
>>13373563
>5 votes for Nocchi as best girl
>5 for A~chan, too
>8 for Yuka

It has never been as confirmed as right now, boys. Yuka is officially >our girl.

>>13373491
all I see are too massive cancerous faggots in this image.

two new pta videos

https://mega.co.nz/#!I8oikIgT!KuaXb3iXUvXZGyzWPr_H3mZGwlBjOOUHy1YNopalv3A

https://mega.co.nz/#!klRxiJ5J!nKJk8CHqJS755ysfw2EqvAraVa_eibVBWecp63NkL54

A~chan will never fuck you, while nocchi sits on your face and yuka-chan licks your balls and asshole

ffs its not like I'm asking for much.

>>13373613
>sexualizing the Perfumes
>Not resorting to just sexualizing the Parfums

come on anon...

Where is everyone? Come on it's my birthday and I I'm drunk and I want to argue some more

>>13373877
Kyary pepe pepe

>>13373602
>disgusting bloat on both sides of the page
jesus christ mega sure is starting to look like megaupload all over again

>>13373893
R A R E

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Congratulations! You have unlocked this exclusive Hiki Nocchi Pepe!

>>13374604
very nicely done.
saved.
;)

sooo can these old hags retire already and make way for Cupitron?

>>13375622
>Cupitron
this might be the most shameless perfume clone i've seen

>>13375622
>>13376413
Goodness. What the hell is this. Also described as a techno-pop group.

>>13376568
from their hit single Fountain of Existence

Their music is fresh and fun!

>>13375622
>>13376413
>>13376568
>>13376597
>>13376619
I wonder how Perfume feel after they debuted all those years ago with nobody believing that they could succeed/make it to now having new groups copy their style/image?

>>13376568
>The hairstyles

A little subtlety wouldn't hurt, jesus fuck

DEAD THREAD
DEAD GROUP

>>13378093
COMFY THREAD
COMFY GROUP

>>13378114
These last couple generals have been too comfy, and this is coming from a comfyfag

My birthday ends in 40 minutes.

Where is everyone?

>>13378328
I'm here! Happy birthday, anon! Want to fap to Yuka together?

>>13378588
Thanks anon. But i'm too drunk to do it.

>>13378597
Haha, okay. M-Maybe next year.

>>13378149

the threads are slow because Perfume's been slow. I think they could do a few more albums if Nakata gets back into form.

>>13378597

I feel so attracted to her that it slightly hurts.

>>13378328
>>13378674
>>13378093

check the archive, the reason the thread is slow is because janitors are doing it for free more than they usually do.

I got a 3 day ban just for responding to a pepe post.

>>13378751
holy shit, they got rid of the pepe posts. what in the hell are these mods thinking? why are they turning 4chan into such a piece of shit?

>>13364673
Thank you Mr. Truthsayer

So what's the Perfume general opinion on the Natsume Mito single?

>>13379059
it's boring like all of the latest nakata releases
sad, really

>>13379088
I don't know, short fringes are cute, but the song is a bit insipid

>>13379059
The first two songs are okay. A solid 6 or 7/10 effort. The last song sucks shit.

Overall she seems like Kyary lite.

>>13379059
I love it and I love her.

>>13379059
Sounded like low tier output from Yasutaka tbh

>>13378826
No fun allowed, friendo.
There is a thin line between shitposting and funposting, however the Jannys don't seem to see the difference.

>>13379059
Thought is was ok

It feels like she has an aesthetic too similar to Kyary's though

>>13378826
That's fucking right, Kyary Pepe Pepe. I thought i was so drunk that night I had just imagined those replies, kek.

>>13378635
I won't drink so much next year ;_;

is Family Party the worst song Nakata has ever made y/n

>>13380829
That or ring a bell

>>13380839
Ring a Bell and Mi are def tied for worse. Family Party is okay, especially when compared against those two

>>13380839
Ring A Bell is her most underrated imo

>>13380829
I'm inclined to agree

>>13380829
Some of the insipid Capsule tracks are worse. Family party while not great is fine within the Nakata opus

>>13380994
Like what?

>>13380978
no that's either cherry bonbon, demo demo mada mada, or otoma na kodomo

>>13381004
Can't remember it was either on world of fantasy or stereo worxxx

>>13378328
Happy Birthday.

>>13382061
thanks anon

>>13378328
Happy birthday.

>>13385006
thanks anon

>>13378328
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WCYzk67y_wc

>>13386549
t-thanks anon

>>13386549
This shit is definitely gonna be stuck in my head later

>>13387239
Hopefully it added to your day.

>>13387596
Sure did anon

>>13388763
>those pink elbows
too cute

What is it with Nakata and confectionary? His songs are always about candy, chocolate or ice cream.

>>13391456
its kawaii.
japan has a huge sweet culture, the average kid learns to create their own cakes or chocolate at a young age.

>perfumes reaction to another year of touring.

>>13391608
more like
>perfume's reaction to how many lines Kashiyuka got in Pick me Up/Relax in the City.

A-Chan and Nocchi hogged the spotlight in this single and it's still a mediocre release.

New PTA post from nocchi.
the usual music japan shit, she also talks about perfume locks.

A~chan has uploaded a video.
https://mega.co.nz/#!xx4UQApI!Y7SHbNHMvDtZtXaUD7JIjuO4g193Ij8dr2iYKc17ER8

also here are the results for the survey.

number of people: 30

number of yuka fags: 9
number of nocchi fags: 9
number of a~chan fags: 11

>>13391883

forgot link https://docs.zoho.com/file/wqsz4ce80d2df0a2a4b6f86b18438dc905b2e

people who like baby metal
yuka fags: 2
nocchi fags: 3
a~chan fags 3

people who like AKB
yuka fag: 1
nocchi fag: 3
a~chan: 2

people who like kyary
yuka fag: 2
nocchi fag: 5
a~chan: 6

people who like natsume
yuka fag: 1
nocchi fag: 1
a~chan fag: 1

people who like K-pop
yuka fags: 4
nocchi fags: 3
a~chan fags: 3

fags with worst taste in music (k-pop counted as half points)
tied first
nocchi and A~chan fags: 13 1/2
last:
yuka: 8

people who think waifu wars is killing perfume
yuka fag: 4
nocchi fag: 3
a~chan: 3

people who hate shitty paint images
yuka fags: 0
nocchi fags: 1
a~chan fags: 1

people who think baby shitters are cancer
yuka fags: 6
nocchi fags: 3
a~chan fags: 4

people who think nakata is a hack
yuka fags: 1
nocchi fags: 1
a~chan fags: 2

people who are normal fag scum (counting people who don't think normal fags are cancer, ergo normal fags)
yuka fags: 5
nocchi fags: 4
a~chan fags: 5

people who think A~chan fags are cancer
yuka fags: 2
nocchi fags: 1
a~chan fags: 0

people who think yuka fags are cancer
yuka fags: 1
nocchi fags: 2
a~chan fags: 1

people who think nocchi fags are cancer
yuka fags: 6
nocchi fags: 0
a~chan fags: 1

people who think comfy fags are cancer
yuka fags: 1
nocchi fags: 0
a~chan fags: 0

people who like Yuka-chan the least
nocchi fags: 2
a~chan fags: 7

people who like Nocchi the least
yuka fags: 4
nocchi fags: 1
a~chan fags: 4

people who like A~chan the least
yuka fags: 4
nocchi fags: 5

least liked (most like minus least liked)
first
nocchi and yuka tied: 9 nocchi/yuka fags minus 9 people who like them least
last
a~chan: 11 a~chan fags minus 9 people who like her least

>>13391883
>>13391906
so A-Chan fans are the biggest plebs?

>>13391906

people who want fan service
yuka fags: 5
nocchi fags: 5
a~chan fags: 6

people who want live singing

yuka fags: 1
nocchi fags: 6
a~chan fags: 6

(not surprising)

people who want more natural voices
yuka fags: 1
nocchi fags: 4
a~chan fags: 6

people who want all hacks to be fired
yuka fags: 3
nocchi fags: 2
a~chan fags: 1

people who want to perfume to break into the American market
yuka fags: 2
nocchi fags: 1
a~chan fags: 1

people who don't want perfume to risk breaking into American market
yuka fags: 7
nocchi fags: 5
a~chan fags: 8

people who want P.T.A to be improved
yuka fags: 5
nocchi fags: 5
a~chan fags: 6

>>13391906
>people who think nocchi fags are cancer
>yuka fags: 6
>nocchi fags: 0
>a~chan fags: 1

some alliance huh

>>13392036
Nocchi has and will always be the third wheel. A-Chan/Kashi seem like much better friends.

>>13392036
blame the Nocchi shitposters who started running their mouths, yo.

>>13392132
also Nocchi is still my second favorite, her fans are just cancer

>>13392128
yuka fag parasite after being expunged from the nocchi kingdom's good graces come crawling to A~chan.

how I see it, yuka used to be friends with A~chan and A~chan used to be friends with both nocchi and yuka, I wouldn't be surprised at all if my speculation was correct I don't think yuka has ever liked nocchi and while non of them are real friend with each other the respect hasn't died, nocchi seems to still be attached to A~chan while yuka just respects her yuka doesn't like nocchi and A~chan really just has a superiority complex that makes her view both nocchi and yuka as her lackies. A~chan while having a longer deeper friendship with yuka clearly respects nocchi more even despite her resentment for nocchi due to her being the most popular and A~chan being the least popular. nocchi like nocchi fags don't hate, dislike or disrespect any of her sisters. she doesn't understand why yuka never liked her and only sees her as a member of perfume and she probably doesn't know why people like her most and probably puts it down to the dresses, the hair or her face rather than her personality though a lot of people probably only like her for those things tbh

summery
A~chan used to see yuka and nocchi as little sisters (Ironic as she is the youngest) and had more of a connection with yuka

but now sees them as lackys and respects nocchi more as she is more capable than yuka

yuka was very good friends with A~chan and never really liked nocchi
now yuka and A~chan are no longer really friends but a deep respect still remains

nocchi didn't dislike yuka for disliking her but understood and didn't bond with her, she was on the other hand very close to A~chan and would volunteer herself to be the punching bag for jokes

while grown apart, nocchi still wishes the friendship was still strong

>>13392271
>yuka fag parasite after being expunged from the nocchi kingdom's good graces come crawling to A~chan.
you've gone too far. A-chan has always been my second favorite and if Kashi weren't my waifu then A-Chan would certainly be.

I'll never get what people see in Nocchi though.

so after the survey what can we conclude?
IT WAS RIGHT ALL ALONG

>>13392340
>nocchi fans
>at their best
This needs to be fixed.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IEgMmkYN4tM
New video. They're really trying to sell this box.

>>13392407
perfume need to shill like this more, it just means more videos for us.

all three are looking on point in this video, nocchi especially.
I know they are just trying to sell me some shit but it makes my heart flutter to see them looking this good, music japan really just depresses me when they zoom in and show how badly yuka is aging in contrast of the others fuck in contrast of aging in general, she is 26 ffs, milk is supposed to turn sour not combust on reaching its use by date

>>13392407

>>13392440
I also know a japanese girl who is 26 who has skin just like yuka. maybe its a curse some of them get, to have bad skin that become horrendous upon reaching 26. skin of a 40 year old isn't hot, its gone past the point of cuteness for me. this shit needs to get sorted.

>>13392440
She needs us now more than ever.

>>13392407
>English subs
>not selling it outside of japan
>can only ship it by tenco

yeah m8 nah.

>>13392475
I ordered it off of CDJapan like I do for all of their products. It shipped last night.

>>13392407
If anyone needs subs
>This is the box
>Oh, look, pictures of the box
>Please buy, we are not getting younger!
>Kashi puts box on head

>>13392584
someone should put that box OVER her head

Yuka looks like a 45 year old mother. She's hot in *that* context.

>>13392634
She's still my #1 even if she's aging fast.

Meanwhile A~chan just keeps getting sexier and sexier. Not even any bad angles anymore. She hit the perfect weight.

>>13392731
>perfect weight
that isnt 2008-2009, bruh.

>>13392628
Well it'd have to hers or Nocchis. It wouldn't fit over A-Chans large jaw

>>13392407
>Yuka's reaction to no for cat food
>Yuka putting lid on head and rolling her eyes
Man this is better than the first video of them shilling, it's too cute

>>13392759
Nah, A~chan is perfect with a slim face. Look like she been doing face workouts n shit.

>>13392407
I liked it

>>13392876
>tit-a-chan

twitter.com/lshopkins999

>>13393036
oh good, they died
bye bye hags

>>13393038
go back to your general, babyshitter.

yuka is probably the closest thing the world has to perfection

>>13391456
nigga he writes songs for young girls
young girls in japan don't give a fuck about anything but sweets. not even dick.

>>13394312
why doesn't he have huge success in america?

I DUN GOOFED

I chose USPS as the shipping method for my Relax/PMU LE box instead of EMS. This shit is going to take an eternity to reach me. God damn it.

OH SHIT.
Waifu wars are back on huh.
I need to open up paint and show you guys who's boss.

>>13394547
this is a nocchifag falseflagging

holy shit invisible man is a solid 9/10.
what the FUCK were they thinking not making this the A-side?

>this amazing song will never get a music video
>this amazing song will only be performed once or twice

FUCK YOU AMUSE YOU FUCKED UP

>透明人間
B A S E D
N A K A T A

>>13394688
Where?

>>13395090
jpopsuki bruv
it's always jpopsuki

>>13395184
pls share

>>13395750
This.

>>13395750
This

https://mega.co.nz/#F!l1ACHLjK!qrcB-H3n3i40IL-9WNhp-A

for my 透明 人間 sounds like 90% of all the EDM songs that can be found on the internet, just with perfume vocals on top. I dont like what Nakata is doing, it's like he takes mainstream electronic music and put perfume vocals on top.

>>13395982
too much close

>>13396249
He's quickly turning into shit and should be forced to retire

>>13396249
it's almost as if he's been making mainstream electronic music for the last 8 years

透明人間 is great

>>13396196
Thank You anon

So what's the best b-side of this era?

I still say Ijiwaru na Hello because they did that when I saw them in LA and it was magical.

>>13397580
Koi wa Zenkei Shisei or Display
this era has been pretty crappy

>>13397580
this entire era, from best to worst:

Hold Your Hand - 10/10
透明人間 - 9/10
いじわるなハロー - 9/10
Relax in the City - 9/10
Pick Me Up - 8.5/10
Sweet Refrain - 8/10
DISPLAY - 8/10
Cling Cling - 7.5/10
恋は前傾姿勢 - 7/10

bretty gud nakata, bretty gud.

>>13398160
Cling Cling wasn't that bad, or was it?

>>13398160
>hold your hand
>10/10
>pick me up
>display
>anything higher than a 5
>koi wa zeikei shisei
>anything but the highest on the list

fuck off back to facebook you complete shit for brains, your taste is shit and so much so that I can't stand the though of sharing the same site as you. please leave it would be so much better for all of us, including yourself, you don't fit in here you never will just go back to facebook. you don't have to kill yourself as long as you leave but it would be preferable.

>>13397818
>>13398160
>>13398216
Display was pretty shit compared to the teaser.
>mfw it doesn't get an album mix that does it justice

>great songs
koi was zeikei shisei
toumei ningen

>above average
ijiwaruna hello
relax in the city
sweet refrain

>bland songs
hold your hand
cling cling

>sub-par
pick me up
display

>note to amuse
fire MIKIKO
hire the person who choreographed this
>note to A~chan
fire amuse

>>13398160
Great:
透明人間
いじわるなハロー
恋は前傾姿勢

Okay:
Hold Your Hand
Relax In The City
Sweet Refrain

Mediocre:
Cling Cling
DISPLAY
Pick Me Up

The A-sides were disappointing except Sweet Refrain, but the B-sides gives me up hope for the next album.

>note to amuse
fire MIKIKO
hire the person who choreographed this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=GCn-zkRVZLM
>note to A~chan
fire amuse

>>13398216
i'll leave as long as you kill yourself. :)

>>13398343
not until I see nocchi achieve her dream
of crashing perfume with no survives

Koi wa Zenkei is one of the most insipid songs Nakata has made in the last few years. I'm surprised that they even bothered to perform it. Gotta pay Mikiko for something, I guess.

>>13398397
you are a piece of shit.
its a fucking great song.
it reminds me of love the world, nakata's best single of all time

>>13398403
Literally everything in this post is wrong. Well done, anon.

Perfume singles are almost always so fucking good. Mirai no Musuem is the only one that sucked since Polyrhythm came out because Daijobanai wasn't good enough to make up for that A-side turd.

>>13398397
>>13398336
I'll never forgive Mikiko over what happened to Point.

It could've been an amazing performance and they went the lazy route.

>>13398489
>Mirai
>Only one that sucked
>Cling Cling
>Pick Me Up

I think my only problem with Pick me Up is they sound like they're wailing the lines. I get people want "natural voices" and I think their vocals are good except in this song.

The whole "MAKE MY LIFE" just sounds abrasive.

Also give Kashiyuka more lines, goddamn.

>>13398672
>>Cling Cling
>>Pick Me Up
both really strong singles
CC had 2 excellent songs, one great one, one good one
RITC/PMU has 2 excellent songs and one great one. maybe even 3 excellent songs, not sure exactly where PMU stands just yet. will have to see how long it sticks.

>>13398680
The first verse in Pick Me Up with the guitars is good. I don't know though, I usually prefer their emotionless robot vocoded vocals, but Nocchis solo is pretty neat

And yes, more lines for Yuka, Nakata you fucking hack

>>13398713
Yuka is shit, Nocchi should have sung the whole by herself.

>>13398711
just off yourself already.

>>13398711
you have some shit taste anon, such shit taste, you have some
no
you have all
all shit taste

>mfw I realize all the PMU haters are yukafags!!

>>13398826
I'm a Yukapal (>>13398713) and I think it's alright

>>13398826
I dont hate it. I just wish she had more lines in it.

TOO MANY GAIN
TOO MANY GAIN

This song is fucking my shit up.

>>13398826
literally the worst fanbase.

>>13398826
>>13398919
Nocchitters strike again

>ystk好感度ウップ
2ch loves the single
whiners confirmed for turbo plebs, again

>>13398919
it's weird how yuka is second best girl, but has a fanbase that's 10x worse than the other two

almost as bad as babyshitters quite frankly

>>13398938
I'm pretty sure this general hates/dislikes the Japanese fanbase anyway so it would just further validate their opinion.

>>13398973
Nocchi's at it again!

>>13398973
>>13398919
>>13398826
I wonder who's behind these posts...

>>13398973
>kashi fanbase: polite, love their waifu, have been around for many years, can handle a joke and still support her even if she's aging badly
>nocchi fanbase: rude, only likes nocchi because they just saw Dream Fighter last week and like the girl at the start of the music video, obsessed over people calling nocchi boring and is always on the case to see whether or not she's autistic/depressed/suicidal

>>13398994
literally like little kids fighting over toys.

>>13399010
Yeah, Nocchi fans are losers.

>>13398994
this. We're harmless

>>13399010
Now now, you guys have posted your fair share of shit too

>mfw nocchifags and yukafags are now vying for glorious A~chan's affection

>>13399035
but i'm a peaceful A-chanfag :3

>>13399055
I don't need any affection from a fucking gorilla.

>>13399088
Don't be rude.

>>13399097
I-I'm sorry ;_;

>>13399097
Afaggots too classy

lmao at this vocoded shit
people confuse artificial voices with talent now?

>>13399113
You picked an interesting time to come here and post your "well thought-out" bait

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iJoFOqoIEv0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iJoFOqoIEv0
>that huge 2008 slide
was that the greatest year of all time?

What is the breed name of Kashiyuka's cat? It's really adorable.

>>13399193
2008 > 2006 > 2009 > 2013 > 2012 = 2010 > 2007 > 2011 > 2014 (one fucking single, come on) > 2005

2015 is off to a strong start

>>13399212
jerk who needs to check his privilege

>>13399212
He's a "Isleeponyourwaifusboobswhileshesleeps"-ese

rare breed

>>13399212
>>13399243
>>13399249
>you will never be lyon for a day
>you will never lie on her dirty clothes
>you will never get to cameo in Cling Cling's PV

>>13399289
Do you think Lyon is secretly a wizard who shape shifted to yukas cat

If I was a wizard and I wasn't allowed to show people my powers that's what I would do

So how come Story doesn't get a bunch of hate? If there's one song that is typical American EDM, it's that one. Isn't it considered trap edm?

I personally think the song and especially performance are great though.

>>13399667
>So how come Story doesn't get a bunch of hate?
because it's great. 1000/10 vocal section

>>13399667
I thought it was great but it needed more vocals.

>>13399667
honestly, this (>>13400055). Also it's hype as fuck, and even though when that big room drop came in and i rolled my eyes thinking "here we go again!" the vocal section was just so good it completely redeemed it in my eyes.

Probably my favorite tune from this era at the moment

Why is she so PERFECT?

>>13400191
Because you're so DELUSIONAL and so am I.[/spolier]

>>13399667
when I complain about westernization, I'm complaining about the vocals not the background music, nakata has always copied American styles in that regard.

straight from PTA.

their really going ham this year, really makes up for last year the year of lyon.

http://www.perfume-web.jp/pta_gc_ritc0429/

translation, provided by someone else.

> Kashiyuka - Thank you for waiting! Because there's 3 wonderful songs, please keep on listening to them!
The PV also turned out wonderfully!

> A~Chan - Well~ everyone~ at last it's released! Finally able to see and hear it! I'm so happy!

Because these songs are lovely, I want you to listen in various places~

I recommend RITC when looking over the sunset while elegantly having tea at Starbucks.

Then listening to Pick Me Up while staying behind working overtime making you feel alive as you progress through the work.

hehehe I want to share the empathy~

> Nocchi - At last! It's released!

Double A side...[ ]
I feel that it's a Triple A side!!

A very happy anniversary year!

And I'm happy to be spending it together!

Let's have lots of fun!!

* [ ] - I couldn't make out the hiragana~ because it's handwritten ^^

A~chan also posted another video 2 days after her last one. surprising.

also new wall paper, they bombarded PTA today.

straight from PTA.

their really going ham this year, really makes up for last year the year of lyon.

http://www.perfume-web.jp/pta_gc_ritc0429/

translation, provided by someone else.

Kashiyuka - Thank you for waiting! Because there's 3 wonderful songs, please keep on listening to them!
The PV also turned out wonderfully!

A~Chan - Well~ everyone~ at last it's released! Finally able to see and hear it! I'm so happy!

Because these songs are lovely, I want you to listen in various places~

I recommend RITC when looking over the sunset while elegantly having tea at Starbucks.

Then listening to Pick Me Up while staying behind working overtime making you feel alive as you progress through the work.

hehehe I want to share the empathy~

>Nocchi - At last! It's released!

Double A side...[ ]
I feel that it's a Triple A side!!

A very happy anniversary year!

And I'm happy to be spending it together!

Let's have lots of fun!!

* [ ] - I couldn't make out the hiragana~ because it's handwritten ^^

A~chan also posted another video 2 days after her last one. surprising.

https://mega.co.nz/#!FlIiRQhS!XfjaqN1fnIiCewlIJLxckMs_oXSfOWdbIl0YFEGgndM

also new wall paper, they bombarded PTA today.

you guys should re sub, I promise I'm not a shill

>>13400928
>I feel that it's a Triple A side!!
me too, whoever said that
me too

>>13401195
nocchi, its has their names before what they said.

>>13401244
Nocchi re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-confirmed as best girl and queen of the universe

>>13400928
>girls shilling this much for that shitty single
>you shilling for shitty wpta that posts shit you can get for free from anons

eat shit and die shill faggot

>>13401351
>from anons
don't you mean from anon?
I'm the only nigger who posts this shit here.

>>13400928
also for who ever wants it, here is the same image larger without the PTA stamp on it.

>>13401398
whatever helps you sleep at night

The vocals in Story last literally 30 seconds lol

>>13402294
it will hopefully be longer in the album version.
seriously if nakata give display an album edit that fixes it and puts in koi wa zeikei shisei even though its a 2 year old song than this album will be great.

>>13401398
Could you upload all the kashi/Lyon pics from this year? I was subbed for two years but didn't resub

>>13402573
they are all in the archive anon.
yuka hasn't been uploading much

10 posts this month and non are yuka selcas. then again non are lyon so that's consolation

yuka did post 3 selcas in march and she does do other posts, I just don't care because I can't read them.

overall still a huge improvement from last year. last year was my first year, was it like this before 2014? was 2014 really just a bad year?

>>13402634
There were a ton of yuka pics in 2013 but maybe that was just to lull the WPTA subscribers in for another year.

in 2014 there was literally a 3 month period where she posted nothing and then posted a lyon pic.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Om5eC3QgtO
guess the song.

this one is a little harder so you get an extra second
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1OBqbGrR0Qi

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1CguJcq1tRI

2 seconds are plenty

>>13403010
Baby Cruising Love

>>13403051
Plastic Smile

>>13403077
Glitter

>>13403135

http://vocaroo.com/i/s07C8m6g5goy

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0WNQuHhh7Sc

http://vocaroo.com/i/s02zeBnPhqAb

still 2 ez?

>>13403197
Omajinai
The Best Thing
Point

not the guy who did it earlier but I've got every single song of theirs memorized.

must listens for perfume only fags:
domino - coltemonika
searchlight - meg
kittenish - meg
prism boy (extended mix) - meg
fashion monster - kyary (her only good song)
glider - capsule
idol fancy - capsule
retro memory - capsule
starry sky - capsule

thats your homework for this thread.
also here is a poll you should vote in after listening to these songs

strawpoll.me/4239379

>>13403798
>nakata meg songs (the worst tracks of her career)
>no demo demo mada mada for kyary
>no cherry bonbon for kyary
>no 5ive star for capsule
>no plastic girl for capsule
>no nagisa cosmetic

it's as if you are a giant faggot

>>13403942
i am a giant faggot :(

strawpoll.me/4239379

>>13403942
>likes kyary
>doesn't like meg
>calls other people faggots

besideds plastic girl is litrually just not as good idol fancy

>>13404044

>>13404044
I hope someone takes a picture of a prop bloody disembodied head in the box and submits it to Amuse

>>13404075
XD Quality Post My Friend

crawlin in my skin

>>13403798
>>13403942
>Perfume will never EVER EVER EVER NEVER EVER get to cover a capsule song
What would you guys want?

Starry Sky, Dreamin Dreamin, Sugarless Girl, Super Speedy Judy Jedy would be my top picks.

>>13404097
sugarless girl is a god tier song but doesn't suit 3 people singing it.

my pick would have to be jelly.

>>13404110
Kyary already got to cover that though.

>>13404097
5ive Star with Ayaka doing the male vocals and a funny dance
Or
Megalopolis with Yuka saying her name

>>13404121
I know, I heard it it was fucking trash.
I seriously hate nakata.

>>13404097
Spider with more of an uptempo beat

>>13404143
it's literally the same fucking song

>>13404162
only it's not as good.
>>13404143
the Super Scooter Happy cover was even worse.

>>13404162
fuck off.
kyarys voice is terrible and it slaughtered the song.

>>13404189
how cute.

>>13404133
Doesn't she already do that in the original?

>>13404212
classic kyary fag.
terrible taste in music, there should be a filter system for you people so no one mistakes your advice for good.

megs discography shits all of kyarys and if you don't like than it must be all the piece of shit kyary you listen to damaging your ears. I bet you are one of the guys who hates Koi wa zeikei shisei and likes pick me up

>>13404233
>complained that ninjari bang bang wasn't given to Perfume

>>13404233
Not him but the first Kyary album is tolerable. She'd be okay if she weren't a fucking meme with a fanbase worse than Nocchi's.

My favorite MEG albums are Aquaberry, BEAM and WEAR I AM.

>>13404244
why would anyone want perfume to perform ninjari may may.

biggest meme song since ponpon

>>13404189
Fuck you, I like Kyary's voice