/jp/ - Otaku Culture

You actually did it. Thanks, bud.

>>13391300
>spiked cream

That sounds like it could be used for a lot of fun things.

I want a Jinko to give me a belittling footjob after a sparring session where she kicked the crap out of me

WHY ARE YOU STILL LAYING THERE?!


Not so Drama-free other Collections:
http://monstergirlcollection.blogspot.mx/?zx=61f8bddc3f284770
https://monstergirlscollection.wordpress.com/

>>13391317

Question: Why do people keeping linking the Mexican version of the blogspot?

Shirohebi are the master race.

Sorry for the delays, but here is the (rough draft) of Aviators Chapter 15, the last chapter:

http://pastebin.com/4x1cp9RE

If anyone has any comments or criticism about how things go down in this chapter I would love to hear it. This is the first novel-length piece of writing I have ever completed, and it was a pleasure writing it for you faggots. I have some ideas for an epilogue that will tie things up a bit better.

After a short break, I want to give Falling Leaves a reboot.

Also I'm slowly editing Aviators chapters while adding chapters of it to Touch Fluffy Tail: http://touchfluffytail.org/?author=49

>>13391320
Eh. I missed that part of the link.
Does your browser not auto-correct the URL extension?

>>13391321
This is a bear thread.
Snakes just had their thread.

>>13391325

> Linking to Bob's shitty site

And you were doing so well.

Tengu Love is still the best love.

>>13391338
Sorry?

>>13391328
No, take a look at it.
>Blogspot.mx/?zx=

>>13391325
You're finished already? Now I have to catch up on 7 chapters.

>He prefers a monstergirl over a nice paladin girl

>>13391335
That's okay anon. That cute Shirohebi will just be watching you from a distance. Always watching.

>>13391321

>>13391354

Yanderes make my nipples go hard.

>>13391339
worst harpy

>>13391349
Paladins are dumb mean racists. Also they're extremely sexually repressed

>>13391338
What is it? Just a blog? Either way I've never once seen it linked here.

>>13391352
>>13391354
She best know I'm watching her as well.

Your daughteru wouldn't rip her teddy bear, would she?

>>13391307

>Get lost in the woods.
>Trying to survive.
>Run into a Bear Grill.
>Better drink her piss.

>>13391358
You take that back, you whore.

>>13391307
Why does she look so sad?

>>13391368
I bet it tastes like honey.

>>13391349
Look at that ass, she's gonna become a Kakuen for sure.

>>13391354
Wait that's a Shiro? I thought it was a Lilim.

>>13391362
It's just a blog. But since Bob posts his stuff there, it's evil.

>>13391358
I know it's hard to spell but it's B-e-s-t.

>>13391315

>'Stop'? How dare you ask anything of me, you sorry little sap. This is punishment for not even allowing me to break a sweat.
>Such a slovenly voice, almost like a girl's, do my pawpads really feel good on your dick like that?
>The only thing you're good for is that strong male scent built up between your legs, but I guess i've no choice but to help you release this pent up frustrations
>Kukuku... if I stroke it like a small animal you get weak in the knees, eh? Let's see how far we can push you, then.
>Come on now, see how long you can last. I may not be a 'soft' girl, but I know my way around your body well enough.
>What places to apply pressure, and what places to stro--
>-ke, Mm. Nice and strong reaction.
>You know, talking's a key part of these sort of activities. Go ahead and tell me what's happening
>Say 'Senpai is kneading my worthless cock between her paws'
>Tch, your cowper's gland is working overtime, I can feel your juices on my pads. You pervert.
>You've been staring at my crotch for a while now.
>Ha! How is it? To have your beloved senpai's ass in your face while I stroke your rock hard cock?
>Don't pretend you don't like this, i've seen you staring at it enough times during our morning jogs
>Go ahead, breathe in my smell to your heart's delight
>Kya! You came without permission, and you almost got it into my eye, you sorry little twerp.
>The only good thing about you is this sturdy cock.
>Moan all you want about being too sensitive, but we're not stopping until we cure you of these premature ejaculations
>You shitty quickshot kouhai

I need to stop getting distracted by silly things like this.

>>13391362

It's #tailpussy's attempt to make their own content-distribution site to compete with pastebin/tumblr/the blogs/etc. That's not even boogeymanning them either. The main players involved with the website are also heads of the channel.

>>13391354
She shouldn't be clawing her pretty face up like that, I've told her I love her already.

>New Weresheep
Thought this day would never come.

>>13391364
I just realized. Would the best way to deal with a yandere to act yandere yourself?

>>13391393
Comfy.

>>13391393
IT'S A MIRACLE
SHE DOESN'T LOOK AWFUL

>>13391365
Adorable!

>>13391393
Only monster born with spats on.

>>13391314
Oh, it is.
Once gave it to the pharaoh down the street as a "gift" after I told her I wasn't interested in swearing fealty to her.
She got so mad she mobilized all her forces.
First night I ever ran out of milk, too me three days to get through all the mummies, the pharaoh herself, and some really short Anubis that wouldn't stop cussing out the kikis.
Had a lot of fun with the last one, got a cake from the apophis down the lane afterwards, have it to the girls for all their hard work

>>13391393
so is her wool actually just clothes, or how does she work? is she literally cosplay tier?

>>13391396
That's definitely how I'd deal with it. My feeling is that she'd freak out when I really turn it on and become a big submissive fluff.

>>13391393
Eh, needs more fluff and pudge.

>>13391364
She will smile and wave at you every time you look at her, but keep her distance since you told her to stay away. Is this what you truly want anon?

Oddly other Monstergirls seem to keep their distance from you. Like you are already taken. Those that do take interrest in you seem to back out quickly afterwards with various excuses.

>>13391393

She looks like a b'aaaaaaad girl. Sorry.

>>13391354
>>13391352
Yanderes are psychologically unstable and require rehabilitation to be able to live a normal, healthy life with or without you.

>>13391388
No, do get distracted by these silly things. Unless you're making an undead story or something.

>>13391393
Oh god. So good.

>>13391403
Man you live a fun filled life huh?

>>13391405
Her wool is part of here and needs sheered off if she wants to remove it but I have no idea how the clothes get under it.

>>13391412
She knows what the reward is for being a good girl and not scaring the people. Not gonna lie, it took a LOT of work to get her to be mentally stable enough for that. I'm proud of her though.

>>13391307
>Turns out the cubs are yours

>>13391393
I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN THIS DAY WOULD COME

>>13391418

But I don't want her to leave me!

I need to matter to someone! I need her to need me!

>>13391358
worst taste

>>13391441
>literally just a human with wings on her back
boring

>>13391357
Yes, but you must make sure to run away before getting killed.
Well, good luck running away from a shiro.

>>13391393
She looks absolutely wonderfull. Would nuzzle and fall asleep together with.

>>13391438
YOU'RE PSYCHOLOGICALLY UNSTABLE AS WELL!

SUBMIT YOURSELF TO REHABILITATION ALONGSIDE HER OR BE FORCED TO DO SO!

>>13391445
>not wanting to be able to hold hands with your waifu
>not wanting to get hugged by your waifu
>liking ugly bird talons

>>13391420
It is, kind of Annoying when you wake up in the middle of the night cause some fresh out of the academy heroine wants to throw me out.
Don't they see the level requirements and open hours?
Had some little fireball of a hinezumi try it once at midnight, she yelled at the zombies and shouted at me.
Hooked her up to the tank and let it run for the night.
Didn't see her come around here again

>>13391445
Which is why I personally like the MGE version more.

>>13391453
Why don't you just have a human waifu then?

>>13391449
>yandere
>getting killed

>>13391452

Never! Why is it a bad thing? Why do you want to take me away from the only person that ever loved me?

>>13391412
I'd be cool with a yandere if it only extended so far as "I want to know everything about him. I want to make an altar in his honor."

And that there's a legit reason why she's a yandere, like parental abuse, or something.

>>13391455
I'm sure he look on their faces as the milk kicks in makes it all worth it.

>>13391461
human girls aren't tengus and don't have wings

>>13391393
It is the year of the sheep after all.

>>13391453
reevaluate your taste

>>13391453
Talons are cute.

>>13391465
Your dependency to each other is unhealthy for both of you! You're addicted to each other!

What will happen when eventually one of you dies?!
Do you want your waifu to suffer eternally without you or have her kill herself because she can't stand living without you?!

>>13391453
>Not holding her talongs
>Hating talons
>Not wanting huge feather hugs

>>13391354
>You will never a Shirohebi who turns out to be a battle sadomasochist
>Letting out erotic moans while cutting you up, and getting cut up in battle
>Even while she taunts you in the middle of the fight, she ever so gently cuts herself and licks the wound
I swear I'm not into guro. I just like the concept of battle sadomasochists

It's my dream to be a Shirohebi psychologist.

>>13391393
She looks wonderfully soft.

>>13391419

You're an incorrigible bastard to think that it's a good idea to keep distracting me from procrastinating. How fucking dare you.

>>13391467
Meh, a little bit. It still tickles my heart when they enjoy it. That was just cathartic release.
Now if you'll excuse me, I need to see what is up with the salamander. I haven't had this happen before.

>>13391488
Good luck.

>>13391484
>Thanks, Doc
>I can now get back to being normal again, all thanks to you being in my life~
>Say, are you doing anything later?
>W-WHAT?! DINNER WITH YOUR WIFE?!
>H-HOW COULD YOU BETRAY ME LIKE THIS!

>>13391491
What kind of shitty psychologist would tell someone with yandere issues that their married? Please anon, I'm not an idiot. Although wanting to help my Shirohebi waifu was what makes their psychology so interesting to me.

>>13391483
So what happens if you lose?

>>13391479

There's nothing wrong with being addict to each other, that just means that we love each other all the more.

If she died before me I would kill myself. I don't want to live in a world without her. I don't want to go back to that sad lonely existence.

>>13391499
>She's so unstable she forgets she's your wife

>>13391484
>You will never have to have 3 mandatory meetings with an embarrassed Shirohebi who's honestly only there because a dormmate thought she was stalking him
>When in actuality, she was knocking on the window because she was trying to wake her own roommate to let her in the room
>And it was the wrong window

>>13391487
>Uncle Maximoff
Hee.

>>13391504
You die and she eats your carcass after sexing with it.

>>13391445
Higher ranking tengu are like that

>>13391504
She sub-classes in white magic.
You wake up all fixed up, save for a heart shape carved on your chest--her invitation to play with her again at a later point.

>>13391513

It gets better.

>>13391491
Why are yanderes always depicted as murderously selfish and jealous?

I want to see a yandere who is obsessed with a man who is already happily married to his waifu. She can't bear herself to kill his wife because she knows that would destroy the man she loves, and she understands that the only thing for her to do is to try and seduce him and remove anyone who might disrupt their crazy love triangle.

>>13391508
That doesn't make much sense for a yandere...

>>13391509
Poor girl. I hate it when stereotypes screw with those who they don't apply to.

>"The Heavens have fallen, Champion of Sanctuary"
>"And the last thing you'll hear"
>"Is my loins crashing into yours"

>>13391526
>Why are yanderes always depicted as murderously selfish and jealous?
Because that's what a yandere is.
>She can't bear herself to kill his wife because she knows that would destroy the man she loves
Then she's not a yandere, just a homewrecker.

Now Prisoner 24601! Your time is up and your paroles begun! You know what that means!

>>13391526
>Why are yanderes always depicted as murderously selfish and jealous?
I blame that bitch with pink hair. I forgot her name.

Every time I read about a yandere killing her lover I die a little inside.

>>13391526

What about a yandere that decides that he deserves to have both his wife and her?

God help his wife if she ever tries to leave him if that happened?

>>13391526
A little while ago there was the idea of a Shirohebi with a voyeuristic pseudo-NTR fetish.

She sees a guy, imagines this whole lovey-dovey life with him, then gets off by stalking and spying on him living a happy life in a relationship with a girl who's not her.

>>13391547
Of course.
It means I'm free~!

>>13391547
Does it mean there will be no more private rehabilitation sessions?

>>13391552
It's Yuno Gasai, and yes. She was indeed a shit.
Her Other Dimension Self at the very end of the manga was mellowed out, though. She was alright.

>>13391547
Time to get a job and be a productive member of society?

>Anon is 13, his mother has cancer
>His father died when he was 4
>The chemo treatments are eating through their savings and Anon's mother is thinking about stopping the treatments so that he won't be penniless if she dies anyways
>Anon is determined to save his mother and tries to find a place willing to let him work
>Everyone turns him away because of his age until he finds a restaurant run by a Dragon
>He begs her to let him work, and after thinking about it for a while she decides to let him work under the table as a dishwasher, since her old one just quit
>Anon is there from open to close every day during the summer, even though she tells him he can take days off
>The Dragon, and the girls working there, are all impressed with Anon's dedication and they all end up mothering him a bit
>The end of the summer finally comes and Anon is devastated, he's only made $5,000, just barely enough to cover another few months of treatment co-pays
>He goes home to sleep, and when he wakes up he decides to skip school and visit his mother when she goes in for chemo
>When he gets there, he hears laughter coming from the room his mother is in
>Peeking in to investigate, he sees his mother sitting there with three of the girls from the restaurant, and they're all laughing and telling stories about him
>It turns out everyone was so impressed with Anon that they all decided they'd start pooling their money to help pay, telling him to save the money he made so he can take his mother on a trip once she's cancer free
>His mother ends up making a full recovery, and 6 years later Anon's mother sits with the girls from the restaurant, all of them beaming with pride as Anon marries the Hinezumi chef's daughter

>>13391553
A yandere sharing does not look like a yandere at all. At least to me.

chuff chuff

>>13391570

It's not that she's sharing. It's that his wife belongs to him, and since he belongs to her that means his wife belongs to her too.

>>13391578
So the yandere is the wife and the old wife, ¿a toy?

Hairjob woo woo!

>>13391578
Then she's a shit.

>>13391469
I want a Barometz to DJ at my party!

>>13391584
I want to brush her hair.

>>13391583

More like she fucks the old wife the same way she'd masturbate while wearing his underwear on her head. She's covered in his scent as it were.

>>13391569
HNNNNNGH

>>13391577
>You will ever watch Jinko cuddle aggressively with a P'Orc who doesn't want it
https://youtu.be/3G3UdhMnskM?t=1m28s

>>13391569
Quite cute indeed.

>>13391489
Well, now I'm going to get married apparently. Reminds me of when my cousin had that oomukade break in and drink all his stock.
Have some nice twins, if a little chubby.
Looks like I'll need to become a family man and let the next guy in line take over.

>>13391543
>>13391570
Yanderes are described as seemingly normal and nice, but secretly psychotically crazy and sometimes violent.
No one ever said who they had to be violent specifically because of their feelings of love, it could be completely unrelated.

>>13391584
Who'd give the better hairjob, a Kejourou or a Medusa?

>>13391577
>>13391599
>Or have a strict Jinko master who decides to take you under her wing in the martial arts
>But only after throwing you off a cliff and watching as you climb back up with nothing but sheer willpower

>>13391599
That's not cuddling. That's not cuddling at all!

>>13391605
I hope the next guy in line is as fun as you.

>>13391610
I mean, you're right. It's not.
But let's say it is...

>>13391606

Actually I think it's called a yangire when it's not about love.

>>13391354
She doesn't need to do that, it will ruin her beautiful face.

>>13391584
>hair prostate stimulation
woo!

>>13391599
>"I'll teach you to attack Anon's village! Hyah!"
>*chuffs*

>>13391393
It's a good thing I'm Welsh, so she's a step up from the sheep I usually fuck.

>>13391606
Not wanting to share does not mean she's violent

>>13391632
>fuck
>not shag
I don't believe you're a true Welsh

>>13391607
Kejourou obviously. It's their thing.

>>13391393
She looks so soft and comfy. Being a farmhand must be the best job ever.

>>13391621
The 'dere' types have never made much sense to me.
Just describe your characters using regular literary tropes and not otaku fandom terminology.

>>13391635
I didn't say that. I said she could be violent without being jealous, but I guess that would make her a yangire, like >>13391621 points out. Again, I don't like using 'dere' terminology.

>>13391523
I keep forgetting this artists name despite the fact I've looked at his stuff before.

>>13391647
It is, but it's very hard work, are you prepared to put the hours in?

>>13391615
Who knows? Anyway, I've got a honeymoon with a rather plump salamander to go on. I'll leave the kikis in charge till the new guy shows up.
Next group is a bunch of Cait Sith and a familiar so he can't do too poorly

>>13391647
>Holstaurs
>Weresheep
>Keeping the Kitsune out of the chickenharpy coop.

It sure is.

>>13391661
Well good luck.

>>13391547
Can I spend just one day more with you? I'm not ready for life on the outside... And my neck feels cold without the collar on.

>>13391372
the honey is not getting rid of that empty feeling inside.

>>13391569
That would have never been a problem if you lived in a country with a working healthcare system. This is an America only type of first world problem.

>>13391665
>Smug fox walks in.
>"Hey buddy, do you mind if I borrow one of your chickens?"
>Bends over to grab one of them.
>You leap in and restrain her with your farmhand strength.
>"Let me goooooo! I want a chickeeeennnn!" She whines.

These foxes never learn.

>>13391595
That sounds hot.

>>13391665
But kitsunes are not wild monsters.

>>13391690
I will punish her over my lap with the full strength of my open palm!
Nobody steals my chickens!

>>13391690
I'd maybe let her have a chicken once in a while but she'd have to do something really special for me in return.

>>13391657
What crazy farmer has Cockatrice girls on his farm?! What do the P'Orcs provide?

>>13391700
That's what they want you to think.

>>13391690
I won't let her take a chicken, but I will have her play with my cock.

>>13391705
P'Orcs provide P'Ork.

>>13391705
P'Orcs eat anything and everything. They're the Tiger sharks of the land

>>13391605
>>13391661
Have fun with your Salamander anon. Don't forget to drink 3 glasses of Holstaur milk a day!

>>13391648
It's not that hard to make sense of them really.

"Dere" simply is taken to mean love or affection, and then a prefix which describes another major personality trait. Tsun is cold as in apparent dislike, kuu is cold as in emotionless, yan is crazy, and so on.

>>13391704

like taking you out for a movie?

>>13391718
Yes and? They're a living waste disposal?

>>13391720
Yan isn't really crazy, just devoted
Really devoted

>>13391724
Pretty much. If man didn't eat pigs, their main purpose would just be to eat leftovers

Your daughteru's first word is "Firefuck!"

Do you scold her?

>>13391723
If the movie is the kind of movie that can make her all hot in her bits then sure.

>>13391730
>"Honey, it's firetruck. Where's your brother?"
>"Where's that son of a bitch that thought it'd be funny to teach her how to say a swear word?"

>>13391730
She won't learn anything if you just scold her. No, you gotta teach her the difference. Personally I like to take a very hands on approach.

>>13391730
She's a Hellhound. It can't be helped.

>>13391730
I'd ask her if she's been playing with that pair of delinquents, the 2nd grader Hellhound and Salamander.

No doubt they're to blame for corrupting my innocent Anubis daughteru.

>>13391726
Yan can also be a shorting of "Yankee", describing a delinquent girl. Though lately I've seen simply "Thugdere" more often.

>>13391730
No, but I'm buying a ball gag for salamander waifu.

>>13391720
Yeah, but all the dere types are seemingly sweet on the inside and 'insert flavor of choice' on the outside, while yandere and yangire are the inverse, sweet on the outside and ax-crazy on the inside.

>>13391719
She will.
As will the daughterus

>>13391746
>Implying you didn't already have one
Anon come on now...

>>13391690
It's important to discipline your Foxes. Or they'll start taking liberties, like flirting with you, or shearing their names into your Weresheeps.

A bunch of no good delinquents. But after some spanking they might grow up to be charming young ladies who can cook for the farmhands with their specialty fried tofu dishes.

>>13391741
>Those two
They were suspended for putting icy hot in the principal's underwear.

>>13391742
Yankee is just a delinquent. Thugdere is a delinquent/tough girl with a soft side. You know, like chocolates that have a hard exterior but a soft and creamy interior

>>13391730
Wonder how she got into my Redhead porn collection. Then teach her it's firetruck.

BIG, STRONG WAIFUS GETTING SPANKED

>>13391767
How would you effectively spank a Lamia? To me it seems like her butt-scales would provide too much armor.

>>13391751
She only has one mouth, and I already had a ring gag. It just didn't seem necessary at the time.

>>13391679
Goddammit.

>[ ] Don't hug
>[X] Hug

>>13391748
Yandere isn't necessarily crazy, just, well, crazy in love with you. Devoted to you and only you, gets jealous when she sees others flirt with you. Usually won't kill. Usually. More of a stern, STERN, warning to anyone that tries to break you up. Very stern. Like a boat
Yangire on the other hand, is crazy. Borderline. Will kill anyone close to you just so it's the both of you. Will even kill you too so she can have you all for herself. Hell, double suicide comes to mind

Know the difference. It'll save your life.

>>13391772
What's the equivalent of a spanking for tits?

>>13391774
You pass this time.

>>13391781
Spanking.

>>13391767
What MGs are best to spank?

>>13391784

Scylla and Wights

>>13391781
Nipple-twisters.
Warning: may arouse rather than discipline

>>13391784
Baphomets.

>>13391772

>Have a Ryu waifu.
>Get a little intoxicated one night.
>Feel a little frisky.
>Slap her where you assume her butt would be.
>Oh God, what have I done?

>>13391784
Cheshire's

>>13391767
PLAY THAT ONI BUTT LIKE A PAIR OF BONGOS.

>>13391758
Yes, Yankee is just a delinquent.

Yan[kee]dere though, is the same as Thugdere.

>>13391794
Oh god RIP you. Ryu's are also one of my top favorites. You gotta be smarter than that anon... I hope she doesn't break you too much.

>>13391794
> butt-slap the reverse scale
Farewell Anon
We barely knew ye

>>13391784
The newest member of the smug squad.

>>13391806

I actually remember a series that used yandere that way.

>>13391810
I want to spank the monkey.

>>13391730
I'm sure it's just her mispronouncing Firetruck. Teeth still coming in and all. Gentle corrections and such.

>>13391741
Anubis Daughterus a best, yes?

>>13391794
>>13391807
>>13391808
How would you deal with a Ryu who got her reverse scale touched?

>>13391806
Yeah. Thus why they decided to just name it as Thugdere since some could get confused with Yandere and Yan[kee]dere
Though, it's also used as a joke for that exact reason

>>13391808

I wonder if anyone has died from touching the reverse scale.

>>13391767
No thanks.

>>13391826
Depends on what scaled MG's RS you touched
It's all fun and games before you accidentally flick a Wurms switch

>>13391823
I don't think she would give me much choice in the matter.
Benis in vagina for three days of rain-making cloud-sex, is I believe the usual result.

>>13391826
>Some kid kancho's a Ryu
>She can't control herself
>RIP kid

>>13391824
Indeed so.

>>13391814
SoL Gag manga with a little super-strong blonde girl, right?

>>13391823

I mean, what can you do? Besides accept your fate?

>>13391810

I feel like I'm the only one that prefers vanilla edits.

>>13391838
As much as I like delicious brown Yeti's, vanilla yeti looks much more cuddly for some raisin

>>13391833

This is why Quetz-chan is better. She goes for five days

>>13391838
I'll be honest, I find most of the recolour edits unappealing, but white chocolate yeti is scrumptious.
I would lick her all day. ALL DAY

>>13391838
I like them, but not for her. Never for a Yeti. They are perfect as is.

>>13391847

A brown arctic girl doesn't make sense though.

>>13391838
I prefer my Yeti's brown.

I wouldn't say no though, mostly because I'd probably be on top of a freezing mountain.

How would Yeti's react to a woman who is lost in the mountains?

>>13391833
I thought the three days in the heavens was just if the land needed it. I feel like reverse scale funtimes would be much longer and more intense.

>>13391852
Irrelevant
I'm kidding

>You will never be captured by a lich and forced to perform lewd experiments with her

>>13391849
Never seen real Eskimos?

>>13391843
That just means she's weaker and more inefficient. Ryu master race.

>>13391849
So do vanilla Persian girls.

>>13391690
>Lift up the small Fox Girl as she thrashes around in your arms.
>"Let me go you big dummy!"
>She sinks her teeth into your arm.
>Flinch, but retain your grip.
>She flails about, throwing a tantrum, banging on your chest with her tiny hands.
>Take her inside.
>"What are you doing you idiot?! Release me!"
>Bend her over your leg and pull down her pants and panties.
>"W-What?"
>Give a firm spank, causing her ass to jiggle, all the stolen chickens she ate has gone to her thighs a little bit.
>"Wah!"
>Spank her again and again, tears start to come out of her eyes. Her rear is now bright red.
>Pull up her pants and shove her out the door without saying a word.
>She walks back to the forest, glaring at you with little hate-filled fox eyes while she massages her sore rear end.
>She won't learn her lesson for long though, chances are you'll see her again in a month or two.

>>13391857
Is it just me, or is this posted every damn thread?

>>13391843
>Ryu and Quetzacotl fighting over a guy
>Storms everywhere.

>>13391847

Damn straight they are.

>>13391854
Is it? Alright.

This is a joke too

>>13391861

BIG. MEATY. CLAWS.

>>13391870
I like that this is a thing now. Someone write it already

>>13391868
everything is posted every thread nothing changes and when we do get something new don't worry because you'll see it again and again and again

>>13391868

Its just you.

>>13391849
Shit don't need to make sense to be great, friend. Making sense helps, yeah, but it isn't needed.

>>13391852
Probably just keep warm with hugs and guide back to civilization. They only react romantically to actual dicks, but I doubt their caring nature would be pushed aside.

>>13391857
True sadness. I was tempted to use the image before you could, since people seem to be getting salty about it.

>>13391846
I like Cherrysnakes.

>>13391874

>The storms grow more violent and cause stress to people living in the town
>When they realize that the pair are fighting over a guy that storm to his place where he's hiding and force him out and make him choose so it stops already.

>>13391882
So, if I go to the archives, I won't find this exact pic/text combination?

Because I'm sure I will.

>>13391887
>Probably just keep warm with hugs and guide back to civilization

I would have said they'd turn them into Yetis to save them. But your idea sounds more likely.

>>13391890

I imagine it more that the Ryu would be soothing rain while the Quetz would be happy sunshine. If anything, the local farmers don't know whether to tell him off or thank him for their latest record-breaking harvest

>>13391889
I could go for blueberry snake.

>Tfw when you call an Oni "cute" to her face.

>>13391868

>complains about a single threadly post
>on a thread where the same shit gets repeated ad nauseum every day

Yeah its annoying, but that also applies to half the thread and its one post. I'm getting tired of the guy spamming anubis stuff constantly, he's getting worse than bob and his tailpussy obsession.

>>13391904
I thought that said blueberry shake. Now I'm craving.

>>13391899
I never even thought of that. That might be likely if the storm is bad enough, which is possible in a lot of areas, but yeah, I think them guiding them back would be more.

>>13391911
>its one post
I know...every damn time.

>>13391919
Maybe in extreme circumstances where the woman is near death.

>>13391921

Same with the holstaurus thing, it doesn't annoy me half as much as the endless cycle of angry shitposting.

>>13391927
I really just want to know the purpose of this nonsense.

>>13391902

and then when the guy makes his pick the villagers thank the Ryu and Quetz for the harvest but they have no idea what they're talking about.

>>13391921

Are you new? There are a few threadly posts, it isn't just that one.

>>13391349
Would corrupt and take responsibility

>>13391933

No idea, but don't worry. I'm sure we'll be back on track shitposting about femdom/maledom and that one guy endlessly talking about lego anubis soon. Just like all the other threads before this one.

Why the hell can't I leave?

>>13391927
This. I view it as more of that "every day until you like it" shit from way back. Except it's every thread instead of every day. Rather have that than people bitching or being angry.

>>13391941
Yes, complaing about threadly posts obviously makes me new.

You've done it again, Holmes.

>>13391949
I don't know. If you don't like it here anymore then take a break. Come back in a month or something.

>>13391950
I dunno, at least the bitching has the potential to be interesting.

>>13391960

We just retread the same old ground every time though.

My love for my Paladin waifu is eternal.

>>13391949
>Why the hell can't I leave?
Because to suffer here is the only way to dull the greater pain that monstergirls will never be real.

>>13391965
But not word for word.

So it's still "better" in my book.

What happens if I don't "love the maid", as they say?

>Still no Lanternon update

Damn. At least Penywise has been active lately, it would be a shame if they both went quiet. They're probably the only good writefags we have left.

>>13391941

OC posts:
> FUCK YOU STOP WASTING IMAGES

"Threadly posts:"
> lol shut up newfag

>>13391973

Eh, the pokemon Holst thing has been around muh, much longer than the lich post. I think it stretches back to the /a/ days, and no one really complained about it. I just see it as part of the threads, just like how SLUT ENHANCED used to be.

>>13391987

Who the hell tells people to stop posting OC? Its just the trolls doing that.

>>13391994
And I've complained about it then, I will continue to do so.

>>13391983
I like a couple, but Penywise, Harblador and PRW are the only ones I really read now, aside from the occasional one-off stories that get posted.

>>13391987
Fucking this.

This threadly breafteeding holstaurus and the lich post things are really fucking annoying. The slowpoke guy was already a bother back in the /a/ days.

I want Anubis to lay me over her knees, pull my pants down and use her big, meaty paws to spank my ass raw, each strike causing my body to jerk and thrust my penis in between her soft, tan thighs.

>>13392012

Why does he use Slowpoke? At least the lich thing uses an on topic image

>>13392025
Are you being punished for being a disobedient slave?

>>13392030
Because he's just as retarded as one and still hasn't realized his shit has become pointless and irritating by now.

>>13392012

They're just two posts in a thread of thousands. If anything I'm fed up with >>13392025 because they're getting to manticore levels of over saturation now. Fuck, I'd even discuss matangos right now, just something new for once.

>>13392025
You. You are well and truly, mah nigga.

Cause that sounds all kinds of wonderful.

>>13392025

Urrrrgh. Anubis is so haughty and full of herself. I like strong monstergirls but there's a part of me that would, not want an Anubis waifu to be a "sub" exactly, but to contrast her behavior during intimate moments.

During the the day, she's her arrogant, commanding self. But when it's just you and her at the end of the day? She melts into putty in your hands.

We could always talk about slimes.

>>13392111
But they're slimy.

>>13392111
I agree.

Simplicity is a beautiful thing.

Abominations are cute

>>13392111
I'd a slime. Gonna fuck her heart.

>>13392124
Hey, Tsumugi is not an abomination.

>>13392097
Yeah, that's why Ryu are the only dragons I find attractive at all. The personality change when alone.

>>13392124
I still need to read that. The stuff I've seen of her is adorable.

>>13392111
Finally, a man who talks sense.
What do slimes eat besides semen?

>>13392119
But slime is olev.

>>13392123
Oh that's a new one I haven't seen. Very nice pic.

>>13392125
But she has a core not a heart. Cores > hearts.

>>13392131

>>13392111
I want to feed a slime holstaur milk and see what happens.

>>13392140
Anything they want. They can eat everything that humans can eat and including stuff that humans can't.

>>13392140
anything and everything i would think if we've learned anything from suu

>>13392151
I wonder about that too. It's not like they get healthier because they can be a healthy as they want at will. Maybe it could increase their mass quicker allowing for more rapid reproduction.

>>13392140
Human flesh.

>>13392151
>>13392164
It makes their slime slightly more opaque and causes them to lactate.

>>13392111
>>13392119
>>13392123
>>13392125
>>13392140
>>13392144
>>13392151
>>13392152
>>13392157

Can Slug-girls get in on the slime love?

>>13392164
I'd say they become more viscous.

>>13392174
No.

>>13392173
Nice. I want to test the effects of Holstaur milk on all monster girls.

>>13392174
I imagine Slug Girls would be a problem in your garden.

>>13392164
> slime and holstaurus become friends for some reason
> slime helps out when holst's breasts get too full and heavy
> eventually she splits
> baby slime calls both of them "mama"

>>13392174

your entitled to your opinion anon but im not a fan of slug girls

>>13392174
Are they hermaphrodites?

>>13392173
But they can already lactate water. Would just lactate out the amount of milk you just fed them?

>>13392175
Interesting possibility.

>>13392174
Slimes are made of delicious jelly, slugs are made of mucus. I'd rather we not talk about the snot women.

>>13392183
Cute.

>>13392192
Would they*. Jeez, I'm sounding like a primate.

>>13392189

>Not sure how a "Yes" or a "No" answer will affect your answer.

They can be whatever you'd like, Anon.

>>13392208
That's the wrong answer

>>13392208
It won't affect my answer. I'm one of those Anons okay with futa. I'm just curious because I heard Luka got fucked in a slug gangbang. That pic made me suspicious.

>>13392214
Aw, man. And he really hedged his bets with that one too.

>>13392111
I love slimes, and I love the idea of a slime who's an audiophile

>>13392218
I play guitar and would love to see how different chords make slimes vibrate as they crowd around my amp.

>>13392097
So you want a Haughty girl who's really sweet to her lover, but not a sub? That sounds very reasonable.

Like a Dragon Girl who's big, tough, and powerful, and proud of it but spoils her husbando by buying him all kinds of fancy things, holding him tightly, and talks about how amazing and wonderful he is.

>>13392146
Tsumugi is a sweet girl who just wants to protect her friends and spend time with Tanikaze.
If she survives her injuries, it's going to kill her to find out Tanikaze was NTR'd by Kobayashi.

>>13391349
I want her to sit on my face.

>>13391445
>Anon wants to be hardcore but his waifu won't let him.

>>13392216

I guess that depends on your definition of "fucked" is. It looks like he wasn't penetrated by them, but he was basically wrapped up in their "dicks," like some kind of flowery blanket.

>>13391730
>first word
>implies baby
>scolding a baby

For what purpose?

>>13391349
I want to slay monsters with her as a legendary battle couple.

Click http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random until you get a monster girl.

Got one? Okay.

She is a very wealthy noblewoman, with royal blood. You are her stalwart manservant, butler and caretaker.

What kind of lifestyle does your lady live? Is she a billionaire playgirl? A refined duchess? Or a tyrannical empress? And more importantly, what is your daily routine in taking care of her?

>>13392258
I saw that pic. It was like a big, glowing flower with Luka in the center of it.

>>13392223
This I can see very easily. Dragons treat their husbandos as their most prized treasures, after all.

It's only right to make sure such a treasure is well-treated, and that everyone knows how proud you are to have it.

>>13391871
UGLY! SO SINFULLY UGLY! I WANT TO COME TO YOUR HOUSE AND SMASH YOUR COMPUTER AND PHONE YOU STUPID FUCK! GET YOUR EYES CHECKED YOU FUGLY CHASING FUCK!

>>13392280
>Chief God
Well shit.

>>13392279
Muh Nyukka.

>>13392280
Nightmare. I would imagine she is an avant garde with an interest in psychology specifically the works of Jung. She sets up sessions with her other well to do friends to analyze their dreams. She is slightly eccentric and has interesting riding fetishes. I'm mainly there to cook for her because I am a good cook and to be a sexual plaything.

>MFW I can hear the Sabbath calling me due to being the faggot that did unclean things to a fox
>MFW the bliss of Baphomet intercrurals

>>13391849
Eskimos are tan because sun reflects off snow and ice, vanilla Yetis either live in tropic regions or are NEETs

>>13392280
>Hinezumi nobelwoman
Oh gods, help me. We would probably end up sparring a lot, followed by me needing to bathe her. At least while she's young. Unless this is one of those things where we are raised together.

>>13392280
>Alraune

She has many devout followers. She could order them to strip, and they would do it in a heartbeat. Far from tyrannical, though; she's more of a party girl with a thing for big balls. Whether they're held for charity or fancy dress, as long as she can hold them they're the ones she likes best.

She is a bit clingy, though. Always wants to be watered, and starts to worry if I'm not around to give her her special drink.

>>13392319
The bossiest mouse in the ten kingdoms!

>>13392316
What did you do?

If you're gonna go the handholding memeshit route, don't bother.

>>13392318
They just live in the sub-arctic. Like Scandinavians, those fuckers are the whitest of the white.

>>13392325

Dirty things

>>13392318
>Yeti with heart pupils
Always yes.

>>13392322
Her castle must boast an amazing garden.

>>13392280
>dormouse
I don't even know. Is this basically me running the place and being the master in everything but name, except for the few hours per day she's conscious?

Maybe I can trade her to nyan for a wurm or something.

>>13392280
>Apophis Mistress
I could see an isolated eccentric. Lives in a manor secluded in the mountains or a forest or some such. Keeps to herself, likes to experiment with potions, poisons, anti-venoms and more. She keeps a small staff, with my job being to wake her in the morning, and otherwise act as her assistant and/or guinea pig for differing experiments. Yes some lewd things occur.
Also be her Dakimakura when she goes to bed.

>>13392307
>Nightmare Mistress
That sounds lovely.

>>13392316
Yes. Yes! Give in to the lewd writings! Do it!

>>13392329
Done Dirt Cheap?

>>13391862
>persian girls

remove kebab, totally haram, etc.

>>13392339
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O-4lk2-UA_I

>>13392333
Both inside and out. The flower beds are especially lovely.

>>13392348
That's how I got my weresheep waifu

>>13392327
Sometimes I wish I lived in northern Europe or Canada, it only gets down to -25 to -30C for a month or so here

>>13392285
>Demon lord
Wanna trade?

>>13392316
>Baphomet intercrurals
absolutely Halal

>>13392370

Shut up and write Diablo-tan already Bollocks

Valve removed the paid mods shit, rejoice.

SO WHAT ABOUT THEM MONSTER LADIES HUH

>>13392348
Year of the sheep!

>>13392316
>Baphomet intercrurals
Oh my.

>>13392280
>harpy

can harpy's even be "royal" or "noble" they just fly around doing as they please right well if anything then i guess i just make sure she doesn't do something stupid and follow her around as she travels

>>13392365
I lived just outside Anchorage for 3 years. Summer sucks ass. You get eaten alive by bugs.

>>13392387
>What are Harpy Queens?

>>13392280
>Dark Valk
Day after day of cleaning and polishing her armor and weapons while she's out fighting for a husband while simultaneously dodging her advances.
Contract states my time is up when she gets a man.

>>13392390
If that's the price I have to pay for winter MGs I'll take it

Maybe not Rogers Cable though

>>13392394
Too fat to fly
Just enough for prime cuddles though.

Too good to be left to rot in the archives.

>>13392390
>Anchorage
You fight off them Chinamen?

>>13392394
>All that fluffy
Yes

>>13392398
Have fun with your mosquito girl.

Rogers is only slightly worse than Comcast though. It's hard to be worse than Comcast.

>>13392394
ok then enlighten me what would a harpy's servant do because i'm drawing a blank besides given a good dose of spirit energy every now and then

>>13392280
>Ren Xiongmao
She's the Demon lord's most trusted diplomat. She travels to many foreign lands charming people into friendly relations and trades with the monster kingdom and over the years has peacefully integrated monsters into countless human kingdoms. I have many jobs like driving the carriage, making the meals, and supplying "entertainment" on the long road. When we aren't traveling she teds to get bored easily and the "Entertaining" part of my job gets kicked into overdrive. I am simultaneously horrified and ecstatic at the idea of her settling down.

>>13392394
I wish Bromont would continue Bizarre Slime America. I want to see more of that possessive Harpy Queen.

>>13392412
Feather brushing
Egg polishing
Nest building
Worm gathering and she already knows where the one in your pants is
Claw trimming
Bird bathing
...I mean, come on anon, just imagine how you'd pamper a regular girl and then think up the avian analogy, this isn't rocket science

So why do people want Diablo-chan again?

>>13392425
>why does thread want _____?
because autism

>>13392424

>>13392425
We don't.
Go away, stop pushing it.

>>13392412
Taking care of the hatchery, preening her feathers. In addition to the usual cooking and cleaning.

Also trying to stay out of the Harpy Warmaster's way, she's a bit cranky.

>>13392401
Surprised that got screen capped. Makes me happy to have actually contributed content again.
Even if it's a little out there

>>13392425
Because of a silly thing from months ago. I don't have the cap saved.

>>13392434

>>13392425
>implying

>>13392151
Just a guess here, but it probably doubles the effect of the milk.

>Blushing, chubby, dark-skinned Satyr with glasses

What do?

>>13392461
impregnate

>>13392461

Intercrural followed by impregnation

FIRST ONE TO TELL ME WHAT THE BEST DRAGON GIRL IS GETS TO STAY ON MY AIRCRAFT

>>13392461
Take off her glasses.

Then impregnate.

>>13392469
Mono's red.

>>13392469
RED DRAGON.

>>13392469
ITS WURM

>>13392461
what does that have to do with Halloween?

>>13392469
It's a matter of personal opinion so the best dragon is the on you waifu.

>>13392336
I got a mandragora, want her? I don't want to be a glorified gardener.

>>13392443
I think the only reason that gained any traction is because it's femdom without a subby bitch of a male in it, and without mindbreak. Those are both overused and boring.

It would work just as well with any other powerful monster.

Would you a loli fish?

>>13392485
Hmm. Yeah, alright. Plants are pretty good for me.

>>13392461
Impregnate
Impregnate again

>>13392490
>Loli
>With that body
She's faking. She's probably full grown.

Have you sheared your sheep yet?

Remember to rub her down with oil afterwards to prevent any discomfort.

>>13392469
>>13392472
I can agree with this personally.

>>13392469
All dragons are best dragons because I can just red/brown them as I wish.

>>13392490
I would date a tsundere fish, but all of Hyrule's water passes under her dad's ass and balls

>>13392496
I don't like this one for some reason. Maybe it's the art style.

>>13391599
looks like a struggle snuggle

>>13392504
I like it because of the art style
To each their own, I guess

>>13392495

No, that is definitely a loli.

>>13392504
It might be because she looks like she has a huge beard.

>>13392490
Why yes, yes I would.

Thus this happened.
http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=2428973

>>13392497
I want her to cocoon me in those wings and wrap that tail around my leg.

I want her to use it for leverage as she pulls me inside her with a gentle smile on her face.

I want to grab those horns and violate her mouth with my tongue.

I want to blow my load inside her as she leglocks me.

I want to fill her with babies and take responsibility.

>>13392461
>>13392470

Take off her glasses so she can't see, then tickle her all over.

>>13392496
That sheep girl looks jolly as fuck, like she has nothing to worry about. I miss that feeling.

>>13392515
Anon is a tentacle monster jellyfish.
I should have known.

>You will never be breastfed by a Holstaurus

>>13392528
I just meant I commissioned the artwork.

But tentacle potions could be fun for playtime.

>>13392531
not in georgia at least

>>13392536
>tfw no Josef Holstalin

>>13392515
Ruined.